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90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days Season 8 Episode 5 “Nearest Exit May Be Behind You” · Vanity Farah with Chris Farah

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Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, Welcome back to Vanity Pharah with your host
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Speaker 1: me Chris Farah. Hi. But I'm, like, you know, more
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Speaker 1: than a host. I'm your either audio or visual best
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Speaker 1: friend who really likes Senda, Fiance, nineties references and makeup products,
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Speaker 1: and I'm here to talk to you today about all
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Speaker 1: of those things, but in the form of a recap
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Speaker 1: of you know, one episode nine at a Fiance. This
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Speaker 1: is before the ninety days. It's season eight, episode five,
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Speaker 1: and it's called Nearest Exit May be behind You. That's
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Speaker 1: all been kind of airplane talk, you know, which is fitting. However,
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Speaker 1: this specific episode should be like what not to wear
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Speaker 1: on a plane and we'll get to it, and you know,
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Speaker 1: spoiler alert, definitely not a strapless brawl and also, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm not a spoiler. I'm gona say it both. Definitely
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Speaker 1: not boots. Boots are annoying because like, if you want
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Speaker 1: to bring boot bots, they obviously take up a lot
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Speaker 1: of space, so you're like, well, then it'd be easier
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Speaker 1: to wear them, and I don't have to, you know,
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Speaker 1: have the space in my luggage. It's like there's overage fees,
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Speaker 1: but at the same time, it's just not practical. A
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Speaker 1: strap sprawl. I mean, that's crazy. That's just like, Okay,
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Speaker 1: we're gonna get to all of it and more and
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Speaker 1: all of the streets of the internet meaning Reddit and Instagram,
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Speaker 1: tea that I can bring to you Happy New Year
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Speaker 1: as we do you know what we do best. Comment
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Speaker 1: about these people, by the way, I just can't get
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Speaker 1: enough of this season. I think it's phenomenal. I think
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Speaker 1: it's I think it should win awards. Like I think
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Speaker 1: that this is such a good season of any nine
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Speaker 1: a Day Fiance because it feels like old school nunea
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Speaker 1: Day Fiance. It's just there's hardly anyone I know before,
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Speaker 1: Like I hope I never seen most of these people
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Speaker 1: ever again. And I mean that's not saying anything about them,
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Speaker 1: it's just you know me. But at the same time, like,
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Speaker 1: where are the Emmys for this show? Like they deserve them? Okay,
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Speaker 1: I the casting alone, like, thank you so much. I
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Speaker 1: love I love it all as Shena and Forrest. Okay,
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Speaker 1: Sena and Forrest got some alone time away from Molly
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Speaker 1: and dev but my god, and they're in you know,
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Speaker 1: like a little marketplace area. Now what Forrest did? And I,
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Speaker 1: you know, wish he hadn't he thought that there was
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Speaker 1: going to be clothes for him to buy a broad
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Speaker 1: in specifically, you know, like an Asian culture. You know
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Speaker 1: what I'm saying Filipino. I mean, you know what I'm
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Speaker 1: saying in the sense of even Europe. Though. Here's the thing.
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Speaker 1: Forrest is a larger person takes up more space in
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Speaker 1: this world. He's very tall. I'm five eight, and as
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Speaker 1: a five eight woman, that's one thing. And then yeah,
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Speaker 1: like even now at the you know, ripe size of
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Speaker 1: American size I am, that's like a single digit. You know,
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Speaker 1: that's still sometimes difficult to find abroad for me because
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Speaker 1: the height and everything, okay, and there's like other extrainus factors,
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Speaker 1: like literally extraneous boobs and stuff like that. It's just
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Speaker 1: it's hard to find things that are for us, for
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Speaker 1: us big folk. Okay. I know that because I've tried
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Speaker 1: to buy things abroad and I've seen and I just
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Speaker 1: he really just packed a couple of fucking shirts and
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Speaker 1: a jan sport honey, and then he prayed for the rest,
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Speaker 1: like not even underwear, you know, God bless And so
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Speaker 1: she is like, find won't you, Like we can haggle.
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Speaker 1: But here's the thing. They can't find anything. I mean,
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Speaker 1: he's gonna have to can they know, can you just
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Speaker 1: get like some big and tall express delivered there? That? No?
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Speaker 1: But I mean do they still make big and tall?
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Speaker 1: Is that what it was called? Like the pusky Man's store?
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Speaker 1: And as folk we went into Lane Brian, which i
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Speaker 1: still exists, and then if you were a cool girl,
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Speaker 1: he went to toured. But anyway, God Bless, there's more
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Speaker 1: other this is. But everything I'm saying before is like
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Speaker 1: the before the body positive movement in that God Bless.
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Speaker 1: Now there's ample more sizes in the range of like clothing,
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Speaker 1: but there definitely wasn't before. So if you are a
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Speaker 1: taller person that enjoys, you know, some comfort eating and
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Speaker 1: it happens or whatnot, or you have you know, hormonalicious
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Speaker 1: who knows? Yeah, like you just had limited options there
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Speaker 1: were stores or whatever, and Forrest just isn't I don't
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Speaker 1: know remember what that life was like. I guess. Also
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Speaker 1: he hasn't really traveled, and so you know, we have
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Speaker 1: to learn and he definitely does. There's no clean underwear left.
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Speaker 1: At the same time, Sena also lets him know one
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Speaker 1: other thing, which is that not only is it really
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Speaker 1: hard for you to find like big clothes here, but
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Speaker 1: you also need to get my parents' approval. Now this
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Speaker 1: is great because unfortunately Forrest has been operating under Molly's jurisdiction,
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Speaker 1: which is that we call the shots here. We know
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Speaker 1: we're we're the better people, we're the good people, and
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Speaker 1: we're calling the shots here. And of course the twist
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Speaker 1: of fade is is they have contributed nothing financially to this.
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Speaker 1: All they've asked of Gina is to have her parents forego,
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Speaker 1: you know, life needs for her to I guess, yes,
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Speaker 1: move there, and I think that she should do what
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Speaker 1: she wants to do. But also the amount of audacity
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Speaker 1: Molly has is really intense, obviously, and her ignorance of
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Speaker 1: the culture and Sheena I think hasn't done a good job,
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Speaker 1: probably because it's hard for her to really assert herself
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Speaker 1: and for her to make her true feelings known. And
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Speaker 1: it's like these this like it's a boundary thing, and
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Speaker 1: you know, probably other things, but the boundary of just
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Speaker 1: being okay with speaking your truth is hard for her.
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Speaker 1: And like in a universal visceral level, I think it's
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Speaker 1: hard for other people. You know, everyone you know, like
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Speaker 1: most people, like I mean not everyone, like if you're
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Speaker 1: like Trump or whatever, God bless whatever. So like some
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Speaker 1: el elon Musk like has no problem. It's expressing whatever
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Speaker 1: he wants. But like Gina, yeah and so yeah me too, Okay,
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Speaker 1: so I love her, so come on. So next part
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Speaker 1: is my favorite part, and that's where they go to
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Speaker 1: an area of town that is strip club friendly, okay,
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Speaker 1: and Mollie is like, this is my kind of town.
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Speaker 1: I know this area, honey. And Dev talks and when
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Speaker 1: he does what a why stage, he says, oh, and
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Speaker 1: I was doing the construction jobs. The local strip club
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Speaker 1: is where we would go to lunch on Mondays Monday's
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Speaker 1: amateur night. But I mean we would go from Sorry
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Speaker 1: if I made that unclear, we would go every day
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Speaker 1: on Monday amateur night. They had the best burgers, just
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Speaker 1: the juiciest, yummiest, mouth watering. We couldn't get enough of
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Speaker 1: them burgers, is what Dev says. And I mean my
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Speaker 1: face melted off. My face melted off. Now I love
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Speaker 1: I can't. This is so good, right. Molly just likes
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Speaker 1: in the front seat, honey, like I love them strippers too.
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Speaker 2: I go there sometimes, you know, like sometimes it's nice
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Speaker 2: to see a female farm. I'm not gay, but you know,
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Speaker 2: things are beautiful. Women are beautiful creatures with all their
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Speaker 2: shapes in their rounds and their curves. Can't get enough
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Speaker 2: of them. Sometimes I think about, you know, think about
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Speaker 2: death being there and how great for him it must
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Speaker 2: be to go there every day.
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Speaker 1: You know where I go every day? Coles, I work there.
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Speaker 1: You know you're like, oh, my pay should I'm sorry,
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Speaker 1: should I submit that for my award only? This show
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Speaker 1: is so good, this seasons so good. Okay, tell me
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Speaker 1: if you think I should write a monologue. Okay. Coupless.
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Speaker 1: So they go not to a strip club. They go
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Speaker 1: to like a beautiful part that was like the Spanish side.
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Speaker 1: So it's like those colonizers went there. God bless the
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Speaker 1: Spanish and they you know, set up shop and the
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Speaker 1: shops listen, they're pretty okay, they're pretty palaces, you know,
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Speaker 1: or I'm sure other people like work for them that
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Speaker 1: were like you know there, so history is and these
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Speaker 1: places are old. They're landmarks. Okay. And you know that's
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Speaker 1: up Molly's lane, because there's not one part of Molly
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Speaker 1: that I'm sure like thinks about it the way I
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Speaker 1: just said it to you, she's sure. She's like, these
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Speaker 1: are the kings lived. Oh you know, wow, let me
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Speaker 1: look at this arm more? Can I touch it? How?
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Speaker 1: I don't want to touch it? But what secrets land
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Speaker 1: in size? Is I gonna come to life like beating
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Speaker 1: the best? They love beating the beest. You're like, oh
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Speaker 1: my god, Molly dev saying nothing. So after that, Mollie
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Speaker 1: is like two parts of Molly exists. That she is
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Speaker 1: wildly amused to be out of her life, and that
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Speaker 1: she knows that Shina makes Forest happy, and that Sena
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Speaker 1: has her shit together in a way that Forest doesn't.
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Speaker 1: She knows all of those things on a visceral level.
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Speaker 1: And the last part, the last part, is why she's
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Speaker 1: not doing shit as a mother and why you can't
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Speaker 1: believe her, Like crocodile tears of like I always just
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Speaker 1: want to protect Forrest, Like you know what, if you
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Speaker 1: wanted to protect Forest, you'd be like Forest. I'm gonna
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Speaker 1: hear this right now. I cannot believe you landed a
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Speaker 1: hot doctor of animals. I mean a doctor but yeah,
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Speaker 1: like also loves animals. I'm just I mean, you met,
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Speaker 1: you met a woman that's obsessed with you, obsessed with
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Speaker 1: you with wants to watch you on ring cams. You
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Speaker 1: did that? I can't even know. How did I give
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Speaker 1: birth to someone who would find someone who's so great
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Speaker 1: obsessed with them? Okay, come on, come on, okay. Dev's like, Molly,
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Speaker 1: get with it, so she's not gonna say any of that,
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Speaker 1: And therefore he is here existing thinking that him and
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Speaker 1: his mom have the audacity to tell her parents what
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Speaker 1: the fuck's up and what the fuck's up these like
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Speaker 1: He's like, what I didn't know? She didn't tell me?
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Speaker 1: Is I have a dual edge short of having to
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Speaker 1: a ask for their approval of their daughter, because I
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Speaker 1: have to prove I am good enough to take away
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Speaker 1: their daughter, who we all know I'm not. She has
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Speaker 1: a full time job and can can do things financially.
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Speaker 1: I can do nothing but demand things, okay, and bring
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Speaker 1: my mom. But obviously he's like, hey, we have to
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Speaker 1: tell him that they're cut off. They're cut off, so
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Speaker 1: that you can do the work of bringing yourself here.
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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna help you, And they both decide rightfully,
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Speaker 1: so that Mollie has to fucking take a goddamn back
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Speaker 1: seat and they have to meet her parents first and
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Speaker 1: not let this crazy banshy woman, just like, come at
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Speaker 1: them or there's gonna be no hope. And they tell
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Speaker 1: that to Mollie. Uh, and Mollie doesn't take it well, No,
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Speaker 1: it doesn't take it well at all.
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Speaker 2: You know. She like is like, I can't believe you're
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Speaker 2: gonna sit there and change your mind and that's not
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Speaker 2: what you were saying.
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Speaker 1: And they're like, yeah, well cause you're crazy and it's
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Speaker 1: gonna be better for you to just hold back and
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Speaker 1: let us meet first. And then she's like those evil
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Speaker 1: people and yeah, I mean she is like, they're not
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Speaker 1: evil people, they're my parents. And then Forrest has to
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Speaker 1: say again, yeah, sometimes parents are crazy fuck fuckers. This
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Speaker 1: means they're bad people. Maybe we listen, the jury is
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Speaker 1: out for Molly, but she doesn't understake there's not one
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Speaker 1: part of her that knows that the one finger she's
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Speaker 1: using to point at her she Anda's parents, there's like
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Speaker 1: four coming right back at her. Is that a biblical phase? No? Maybe?
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Speaker 1: Or no? It's like speka saw dust And then brother's
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Speaker 1: I kind of thing when all the time it's a
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Speaker 1: great big plank in your own The reason why I
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Speaker 1: know that is not because I'm like some great Christian.
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Speaker 1: By the way, it's obviously just because I was obsessed
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Speaker 1: with God's spell for a long time and they talk
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Speaker 1: about it. It's like literally they say that exact phrase in
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Speaker 1: the way I said it. Okay, So anyway, one person
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Speaker 1: hearing this will be like, yes, Chris, I know that
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Speaker 1: one reference from a musical, thank you, And I'll be like, yeah, thanks, thanks.
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Speaker 1: We go lead a review about this podcast or like
11:44
Speaker 1: lead a comment, uh, telling those people to come here.
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Speaker 1: So while this is happening, and this is the funniest part,
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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry, I don't have a picture. You're just
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Speaker 1: gonna I'll put it up on Instagram. You have to
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Speaker 1: go there and follow me. Fine, douke a comment underneath this.
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Speaker 1: I'm obsessed. Dev is zonked the fuck out, like cannot
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Speaker 1: process that Molly's mad about this or whatever. It doesn't
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Speaker 1: really even care. Is still dreaming of those titties and
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Speaker 1: them buns, them buns and the burgers, but also the buns.
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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, he's just like mouth. He's just
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Speaker 1: like remember when I worked that construction job. I had
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Speaker 1: those three friends and all together we would say one
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Speaker 1: word each and it would be like just enough, Oh,
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Speaker 1: my God, dev Okay, Lisa and Danielle okay, talking about
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Speaker 1: talking about titties, talking about titties. That's I wish. I
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Speaker 1: wish I had a podcast called talking about titties, but
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Speaker 1: this time it's called Vanna be Farah Oh Okay. So
12:36
Speaker 1: Lisa obviously on the plane going to meet daniel it's
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Speaker 1: a horrible situation, like maybe the biggest train wreck of
12:42
Speaker 1: this whole season. And some tea happened on Reddit, which
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Speaker 1: is that Lisa's daughter Faith gave a bunch of information
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Speaker 1: and it's in the reddit like post. She references Lisa's
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Speaker 1: ex wife, the one that she was just currently married to,
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Speaker 1: having done some interviews and therefore having to like lay
13:02
Speaker 1: things out or make make things uh straight. And then
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Speaker 1: also there was some internet lore I did not interlawreer whatever.
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Speaker 1: There's internet what's the word snafu? No for how for
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Speaker 1: how maybe okay about how they maybe were evicted or whatever,
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Speaker 1: and so she wanted to come clean it all about that.
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Speaker 1: So she says a bunch of things, which is that
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Speaker 1: basically her mom, you know, she thinks says, maybe like
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Speaker 1: on the spectrum, but God, bless, I feels like now
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Speaker 1: this entire season is which is I mean, I almost
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Speaker 1: feel like they It's hard because some people are diagnosed that,
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Speaker 1: some people aren't say open about talking about it, some
13:39
Speaker 1: people are, and then some people like just or like,
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Speaker 1: well everyone is at the same time, everyone is. And
13:43
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to assume that most people on reality
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Speaker 1: shows probably have some form of interesting something happening, whether
13:49
Speaker 1: it's interesting mental health traits or interesting personality traits, interesting
13:54
Speaker 1: neurological traits, interesting processing traits, you know, just like you know,
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Speaker 1: that makes it for interesting folks, right, Okay, So she, yeah,
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Speaker 1: she's wearing a strapless brawl like I said, and it's
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Speaker 1: because she wants to wear like a more youthful looking top.
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Speaker 1: And it's funny because even right now I'm wearing like
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Speaker 1: a spaghetti strap top and just underneath for no reason
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Speaker 1: except I don't give a a path a sportspra Yeah. Uh. Titties,
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Speaker 1: natural titties, big titties. Titties need you know, love, and
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Speaker 1: from experience, I would say naturally bigger, bigger ones better.
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Speaker 1: Natural needs support, okay, and physical support, not just financial.
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Speaker 1: They need like the support of certain things. Right, And
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Speaker 1: it's just really hard, Like I would love to say
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Speaker 1: that I've found like perfect strapless bra that just stays
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Speaker 1: where it's supposed to do it's supposed to be and
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Speaker 1: makes everything look great. And I also wish I could
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Speaker 1: even tell you that I found like less than that
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Speaker 1: those silicone cups. They're supposed to wear backless shirts with,
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Speaker 1: I haven't, And I have like gowns that I can
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Speaker 1: ever wear right unless I can whatever, So that's annoying
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Speaker 1: to me. But this same time, what can you do?
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Speaker 1: So Lisa is going to a place and she says
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Speaker 1: it's not the lego's traveling. Danielle is there already and
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Speaker 1: he's unpacking, and he says he's going to kiss her
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Speaker 1: like he's never kissed before. So foreshadow foreshadowing, I mean
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Speaker 1: of a mellow dramatic level, like I don't even know
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Speaker 1: what could have happened more than that, like maybe like
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Speaker 1: a thunderbolt would have happened or you know, lightning, just
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Speaker 1: like shit. We also know Daniel's built. He's like putting
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Speaker 1: up shoes. You're like, this is I mean this man?
15:31
Speaker 1: You know, like yeah, he works out, he's working out,
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Speaker 1: he's doing push ups, planks. You know, I don't not
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Speaker 1: make god, you know, like drop it, drop that routine.
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Speaker 1: So she gets off the plane and she does a
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Speaker 1: one wet nap hoe bath I mean, and it's the same,
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Speaker 1: the same, like really thin one ply that's like under armpits,
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Speaker 1: same one downstairs, you need multiple, And she does her
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Speaker 1: titty sweat, which we've already talked about is a plenty.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Who she's like, my age is showing
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Speaker 1: today and she's panicking, and I feel bad for her.
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Speaker 1: So because you know, the substance they still think about
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Speaker 1: on a daily basis, I'm like, oh, the substance. I
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Speaker 1: know what women have to do. It's so panicky. When
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Speaker 1: you're looking in a mirror and thinking, look, you look bad,
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Speaker 1: I always feel bad. Okay, So she doesn't feel like
16:19
Speaker 1: she's perfect, and it's listen, she's used to seeing, she's
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Speaker 1: used to controlling how she presents herself, you know. And
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Speaker 1: I think that Laura's also expressed this, which is not okay.
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Speaker 1: Those ladies are obviously the seasoned elder ladies you know,
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Speaker 1: with uh on the show, and they're both using probably
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Speaker 1: filters and good lighting and angles to like hide a
16:40
Speaker 1: multitude of sins. If you were my grandmother, you would
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Speaker 1: say that and at the same time, I'm not the
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Speaker 1: only one I think that. You know, there's like filters
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Speaker 1: and stuff like M's pictures on the Internet are filtered
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Speaker 1: like through you know, seven different apps where she basically
16:52
Speaker 1: doesn't have a nose, you know, and it's so and
16:55
Speaker 1: obviously there's a lot of like there's she has such
16:58
Speaker 1: a huge wig that it's like it's almost like, you know,
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Speaker 1: looks like a Dolly Parton character to me, but also
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Speaker 1: like costplaying like Kardashian who was like cost playing like
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Speaker 1: black people, and she I don't know, I don't know,
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Speaker 1: but she's there's a lot of bronzer. So everything is
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Speaker 1: so confusing. I don't understand who she really is. And
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Speaker 1: it's that part scares me, Like the energy of that
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Speaker 1: is like, oh, you know, gives me the hebgbis. But listen,
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Speaker 1: as I said, it takes all kinds to make a world,
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Speaker 1: and it takes all kinds of people dealing with different
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Speaker 1: things to be on the show. She truly does want
17:31
Speaker 1: to be famous, you know, we know that, So we're
17:33
Speaker 1: not even talking about her. But what did I went
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Speaker 1: to her? So let's go back to Lisa. Lisa that
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Speaker 1: whole time I was talking about Emma because you know, artifice.
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Speaker 1: The thing about artifice is and what I guess women
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Speaker 1: and this entire like community of people that is alive
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Speaker 1: in twenty twenty five twenty six has to understand, you know,
17:52
Speaker 1: just to stop with the fucking filters and things, because
17:54
Speaker 1: all it does is like make people forget what people
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Speaker 1: look like, and what people look like like they're true
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Speaker 1: through expression of the like their heart and souls like
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Speaker 1: in I don't know it is like what it's all about.
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Speaker 1: I'm hoping that there's just a complete counterculture shift where
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Speaker 1: we sort of cherish the weird, imperfect things about ourselves.
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Speaker 1: But yeah, it's one thing to age, it's one thing
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Speaker 1: to use the filters, but you know, it's just it
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Speaker 1: makes everyone fucking panic about being seen and who they
18:25
Speaker 1: really are, and the anxiety of that, the built in
18:29
Speaker 1: anxiety of that is like too much. You know, like
18:32
Speaker 1: this is this is who I am. If you accept
18:34
Speaker 1: it now, then anything on top is like gravy. Right, Okay,
18:38
Speaker 1: So listen, we didn't know what was going to come
18:43
Speaker 1: when she came out that door, because they set up
18:46
Speaker 1: kind of that she was going to be maybe like
18:49
Speaker 1: disappointing to him, but in fact, the opposite happened. She
18:55
Speaker 1: comes out, He runs towards her, she runs towards him,
18:59
Speaker 1: and then they people. He eats her nose, He eats
19:04
Speaker 1: her fucking face, But what he starts with is her nose.
19:08
Speaker 1: His entire mouth covers her. I obviously knows an upper lip,
19:15
Speaker 1: and she like can't get out of that. And the
19:17
Speaker 1: cameraman looks like they're doing a nutcracker ballet around them.
19:21
Speaker 1: It looks like a full three sixty. They can't stand
19:24
Speaker 1: what they're seeing, and they can't stand the fact they
19:26
Speaker 1: can't get every human angle of this. They are running around.
19:31
Speaker 1: It's like they embrace and kiss, and it's it's it's cringey,
19:36
Speaker 1: it's horrifying, it's grotesque, it's it's all those things. It's
19:40
Speaker 1: it's maddening. It's you screech, you're like pause, like you know,
19:44
Speaker 1: you're just like I paused it one billion times and
19:47
Speaker 1: then had to have like the strength to push play again.
19:50
Speaker 1: I often didn't. It took me forty five minutes to
19:53
Speaker 1: get through their fucking kiss. It was brilliant and beautiful,
19:58
Speaker 1: and I mean it just I can't and I hated it.
20:02
Speaker 1: I hated it, and I also hated that I was
20:07
Speaker 1: so mesmerized by and they had gotten me, Like, what
20:12
Speaker 1: the fuck do you plan that? Do you tell him
20:15
Speaker 1: like go for the nose? No, you just watch that
20:18
Speaker 1: happen and you're like, how are we so blessed? They're like,
20:22
Speaker 1: what fucking gods did these cameramen and producers sacrifice to
20:28
Speaker 1: to get this? Like if I was Daniel, That's who
20:32
Speaker 1: I'd fucking be going to. My god, it was like
20:36
Speaker 1: a bloodbath. I barely exist anymore. I lost like twenty
20:40
Speaker 1: pounds watching it, Like I shook eyes, shivered. I just
20:42
Speaker 1: like I had a pace to get the energy out,
20:45
Speaker 1: you know, Like I'm mad that I didn't have like
20:47
Speaker 1: someone to like squeeze their hand with, or like squeeze
20:50
Speaker 1: their thigh with. I just like had energy I couldn't expel.
20:52
Speaker 1: I'm still like tightly wound about it, you know, if
20:55
Speaker 1: I was to be honest with you, so I feeling
20:57
Speaker 1: most of the time I am so Then from that moment,
21:02
Speaker 1: he brings her outside of the airport and okay, there's
21:06
Speaker 1: a bunch of dancers doing a dance in a formation. Okay,
21:10
Speaker 1: And I think I may have not fully put together
21:13
Speaker 1: that he planned that because for the moment she comes
21:17
Speaker 1: out and she's like, oh, what what for me? And
21:20
Speaker 1: I thought it was like, probably not for you, probably
21:22
Speaker 1: for someone else, but I think it was, but it
21:24
Speaker 1: was in fact for her. I don't know if I
21:26
Speaker 1: missed him like setting up that he did this, but
21:28
Speaker 1: he just got a bunch of people his friends good
21:31
Speaker 1: are professional dancers. I mean, god bless to really treat
21:34
Speaker 1: her like a queen, and she is on a cloud
21:38
Speaker 1: nine that I have never seen anyone on. Like Lisa.
21:43
Speaker 1: It was like taking your child who grew up watching
21:48
Speaker 1: Disney to Disneyland. Like I don't know, it's more than that.
21:52
Speaker 1: It's like granting someone their unspoken most cherished wish. I
21:59
Speaker 1: use that word lot, unspoken, most desired, burning wish and
22:05
Speaker 1: watching someone get it in real time. I don't even know,
22:08
Speaker 1: Like if you like, here's a one billion dollars, here's
22:12
Speaker 1: one billion dollars, like you know, just like the joy
22:14
Speaker 1: that like she cannot believe her fucking life. She's just like,
22:20
Speaker 1: what's that sound of music? Reference? I must have done something,
22:29
Speaker 1: you know, But Julie Andrews ugh, like you know, and
22:34
Speaker 1: in that moment, I'm happy. I'm happy for her now
22:36
Speaker 1: we know what's gonna happen, which is that immediately he
22:38
Speaker 1: gets down on one goddamn knee and is like, great, now,
22:41
Speaker 1: marry me, white lady. That will save me, says Mom.
22:44
Speaker 1: And she is, you know, has already traumatized faith, so
22:49
Speaker 1: she isn't gonna stop now. And it's like, how do
22:53
Speaker 1: you say no to the thing you've wanted, which is
22:56
Speaker 1: I guess unparalleled chair Okay, okay, what I get? Unparalleled
23:02
Speaker 1: worshiping love by someone who you find unbelievably attractive, who
23:07
Speaker 1: you're like, You're too good for me, and yet you
23:11
Speaker 1: act like I'm too good for you? You know? Is
23:14
Speaker 1: that some sort of romance secret, like marriage secret's supposed
23:18
Speaker 1: to like be with someone who, like think thinks that
23:20
Speaker 1: you're too good for them, And somehow you like found
23:22
Speaker 1: someone that you think is too good for you, and
23:24
Speaker 1: you both just never say it, or you both say it.
23:26
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's better for you not to say it.
23:27
Speaker 1: I guess right, I mean, you know you tell me.
23:29
Speaker 1: So we don't know what's gonna happen with them, Yes,
23:32
Speaker 1: we do, absolute fucking chaos. So let's move on to
23:34
Speaker 1: Juman and annie Lynn. He's being driven to the airport
23:38
Speaker 1: by his bros. And he was wearing that shirt that
23:42
Speaker 1: is that a sister bought him. There's a lot of
23:44
Speaker 1: people in his family that somehow haven't gotten through to
23:47
Speaker 1: him that he needs to like ship up and shape
23:50
Speaker 1: up and get his shit together. I mean, him and
23:53
Speaker 1: Forrest aren't like far off in I think kind of
23:57
Speaker 1: the audacity that they have, and I think that it's
24:00
Speaker 1: because that we you know, we're in a patriarchal world,
24:05
Speaker 1: guess what. So also at this point, it's interesting they
24:09
Speaker 1: didn't give him a film crew for getting to the airport,
24:14
Speaker 1: and that's why you see only the car dash footage
24:18
Speaker 1: and then he's self taping and so he self taping
24:20
Speaker 1: and just like holding it up, and they're just like
24:21
Speaker 1: walking through the terminal head forward, you know, maybe making
24:27
Speaker 1: an aside or two uh, and then giving us like
24:29
Speaker 1: you know, mild runway into the plane and we get
24:32
Speaker 1: the twenty four hour later shot or sorry, twenty four
24:34
Speaker 1: hour earlier shot, and we know we're gonna jump into
24:37
Speaker 1: the Philippines with annie Lynn and she you know, gets
24:41
Speaker 1: some b footage of tai chi and fresh fruit and
24:45
Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, you know, I live a fucking fabulous life.
24:48
Speaker 1: Let me tell you about it. Mom's best friend, My
24:50
Speaker 1: mom im best friend. She goes right by me. She
24:52
Speaker 1: has this cute shop. It has like a bunch of
24:54
Speaker 1: yummy snacks. I'm always like, honey, I drip snacks in
24:59
Speaker 1: great drinks. And also like I had a job, but like,
25:03
Speaker 1: I can't really hold down a job because I had
25:05
Speaker 1: to change my sleep schedule to be able to talk
25:08
Speaker 1: to Javon and he gives me three hundred to four
25:10
Speaker 1: hundred dollars a month. It's interesting because, Okay, so she
25:14
Speaker 1: expects she's right now living off of three hundred to
25:16
Speaker 1: four hundred dollars a month in the Philippines, and obviously
25:19
Speaker 1: he has an extra that to give him. He also
25:21
Speaker 1: talks about not having any money in America, so when
25:24
Speaker 1: she gets there, it's going to be interesting. It's always
25:26
Speaker 1: interesting to see how like finances play out, because her
25:30
Speaker 1: three hundred to four hundred dollars to live comfortably in
25:32
Speaker 1: the Philippines is going to be more in America. And
25:35
Speaker 1: I think that that's what always is confusing for the men,
25:39
Speaker 1: like they don't do the currency rate of what her
25:42
Speaker 1: life is there and what her life is here, and
25:44
Speaker 1: then can you afford her here. And it's interesting because that,
25:48
Speaker 1: to me, should be a basic thing on the application.
25:51
Speaker 1: Have you done the currency rate? How much do they
25:53
Speaker 1: live for? There? And then you'll have to provide that
25:56
Speaker 1: for that person here and write that down for both
25:58
Speaker 1: of you. This is really contract for both of you
26:00
Speaker 1: and the American government. I don't know, God bless, But
26:03
Speaker 1: we also find out that this whole thing about how
26:06
Speaker 1: she's changed, it's really him because they were demidating him
26:10
Speaker 1: for a long time and then somehow somewhere he started
26:14
Speaker 1: to listen to in cell cont content and the way
26:17
Speaker 1: she described it as like masculinity podcasts. But we all
26:20
Speaker 1: fucking know what that means. That means that he's being
26:24
Speaker 1: taught by men who hate women, hate them, how to
26:29
Speaker 1: survive because at this point, for these men, women are
26:35
Speaker 1: the only acceptable way for them to get hard, and
26:38
Speaker 1: they're mad about it and they don't feel good about themselves.
26:42
Speaker 1: So it's women's fault and you have to like put
26:44
Speaker 1: the fucking dick on the table or whatever. And he
26:47
Speaker 1: has a small dick, which we've talked about because he
26:50
Speaker 1: told us it's like I don't even Kyle listen. Obviously,
26:53
Speaker 1: don't listen to those masculinity in cell content podcasts. But
26:55
Speaker 1: even me, I'm like, do they tell you to go
26:57
Speaker 1: on national television and talk about how shitty of a
27:00
Speaker 1: person you are, how you have a small dick, You
27:03
Speaker 1: refuse to like do anything healthy for yourself and you
27:06
Speaker 1: can't get your life together? I mean, is that what
27:08
Speaker 1: they tell you to do? Because I just assume that
27:10
Speaker 1: at some point they're doing some sort of thing. They're like,
27:13
Speaker 1: be a you know, be a man and be a man.
27:16
Speaker 1: I guess to them, I'm assuming is make some fucking money.
27:19
Speaker 1: I'm assuming. I mean, I don't listen to them, but
27:22
Speaker 1: he's already failing that part. But then again, there's like
27:24
Speaker 1: this thing where men like to do well, what's good
27:29
Speaker 1: for me isn't good for you. I can be like
27:31
Speaker 1: fucking up and I can like not be able to
27:34
Speaker 1: like see what I'm doing wrong, but I can put
27:37
Speaker 1: it on you that you're not doing shit. It's kind
27:39
Speaker 1: of like the Johnny Chloe thing. I can hang out
27:41
Speaker 1: with my friends, you can't hang out with your friends.
27:43
Speaker 1: I can go out at night, you can't. I can
27:46
Speaker 1: be around alcohol, you can't. You are not to be trusted.
27:48
Speaker 1: I listen I'm not to be trusted, but that doesn't matter.
27:52
Speaker 1: I should be trusted, but I should just be trusted
27:54
Speaker 1: to do whatever the fuck I want is kind of
27:56
Speaker 1: what it is. She looks so cute, she wears like
27:58
Speaker 1: a pink dip ways stress other airport greeting is cute.
28:03
Speaker 1: It's just not She's obsessed with him, and he's like
28:07
Speaker 1: just fucking boring. He does say you'd look like a
28:10
Speaker 1: peach on a windowsill, which I'm like, well, great, because
28:13
Speaker 1: you know you're Southern, so I do appreciate like some
28:16
Speaker 1: sort of slang like that or some sort of like southernism,
28:18
Speaker 1: you know, I like a little turn of phrase. He
28:21
Speaker 1: just doesn't give her. I think the love that you
28:23
Speaker 1: would want someone to do your meeting for the first
28:25
Speaker 1: time and you've already been married to to I think
28:27
Speaker 1: give you. She's like crying and he's like, hey, babe,
28:31
Speaker 1: Like he seems moderately amused, only in her extreme display
28:38
Speaker 1: of love for him. I don't like it at all all.
28:40
Speaker 1: Can you tell? In the car she's all over him
28:43
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, you know, my chatty wife. She
28:46
Speaker 1: can hold a convo all by herself. Fucking shut up,
28:49
Speaker 1: like he would you watch like fucking Little Mermaid too much,
28:53
Speaker 1: and he was just like, I've only gotten Ariel that
28:55
Speaker 1: never got her fucking voice back. That Ursula was right.
28:59
Speaker 1: I don't know what she see what men wanted, sit
29:01
Speaker 1: there and say shit, nothing look pretty. Oh anyway, So
29:08
Speaker 1: then the worst part of the episode. So so they
29:11
Speaker 1: get to the hotel, and you know, there's like a
29:14
Speaker 1: swan made out of towels and a bunch of rose petals,
29:17
Speaker 1: and she tries to do the thing where she's like
29:19
Speaker 1: catering to him, where she's like taking off his boots
29:23
Speaker 1: he decided to wear on a thirty three hour flight,
29:27
Speaker 1: and he smells, he smells socks smell. If your socks smell,
29:33
Speaker 1: your boots smell. And if your boots smell, they smelt
29:36
Speaker 1: before the plane you wear smelly boots. You and you
29:40
Speaker 1: know it. You have not tried to fix it. You
29:42
Speaker 1: are paralyzed from fixing parts of your life you know
29:46
Speaker 1: aren't good enough. Your hygiene, every I mean some part,
29:50
Speaker 1: you know, your financial situation, the way you're viewing the world.
29:54
Speaker 1: Maybe therefore other things like I just I hate him
29:58
Speaker 1: in a way where I don't hate it everyone and
30:01
Speaker 1: all the time, but I don't like him, and I mean,
30:06
Speaker 1: who would not agree with me? This man is disgusting,
30:08
Speaker 1: you know, Like there's just there's a bunch of fucking,
30:11
Speaker 1: fucking disgusting men on this show right now. Not for us,
30:14
Speaker 1: I like Forrest, but Rick, you know, so okay, so
30:20
Speaker 1: help okay. They She's like, will you shower? And he's
30:25
Speaker 1: not like, of course, baby, Yeah, He's like okay, what
30:30
Speaker 1: what why why if if if I can't talk, if
30:35
Speaker 1: a man did that, I would get the fuck out
30:37
Speaker 1: of the house. I would just leave right away. I'd
30:39
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I would not have if a man
30:42
Speaker 1: let me take off boots like that and he had
30:44
Speaker 1: those feet, I mean, if he I don't even know what. Like,
30:46
Speaker 1: Hygiene's a big thing. Hygiene's a huge everything. Hygiene's a
30:50
Speaker 1: big ass thing. It just is. It's not it's like
30:52
Speaker 1: a I mean, nothing could be more icky. Literally, talking
30:57
Speaker 1: about giving a woman an ick like that is a
30:59
Speaker 1: vis sensory ick. I mean, listen, I think that you
31:05
Speaker 1: should be clean, okay, Laura, Laura and Bergen. So she's
31:10
Speaker 1: straightening her hair in the bathroom and internalizing things, and
31:14
Speaker 1: we also find out that, like, you know, after the
31:17
Speaker 1: cameraman left, when he was like, I'm just gonna sit
31:18
Speaker 1: here and watch old episodes of Law and Order. You
31:21
Speaker 1: can go to bed. She felt weird about that, and
31:23
Speaker 1: then came back out and they kissed or they made out,
31:28
Speaker 1: and so she feels better about that, okay, And we're
31:30
Speaker 1: all like, okay, now I'm gonna tell you right now
31:33
Speaker 1: that the streets, I'm not a lawyer. Okay. We said,
31:35
Speaker 1: let me have one thought and then the other one
31:37
Speaker 1: on the streets, which is read it. I read this too.
31:40
Speaker 1: It was a post by someone who just being was
31:43
Speaker 1: like I've lived in Istanbul and I've met certain types
31:46
Speaker 1: of people, and it feels like maybe this is happening.
31:47
Speaker 1: And then people also took some screen shots and also
31:51
Speaker 1: like analyzed them. Allegedly he could be like, you know,
31:54
Speaker 1: on some sort of like way downer kind of drug,
31:58
Speaker 1: like the kind of like drug where you can really
32:02
Speaker 1: zonk the funk out zone sounds so old. I don't
32:05
Speaker 1: know drugs like k hole. He seemed like not in
32:09
Speaker 1: his body, with the whole not eye contact thing and
32:12
Speaker 1: just not giving a lot of present communication. It felt
32:16
Speaker 1: like he was in his own world in every way
32:18
Speaker 1: and didn't want to connect with her and all of
32:21
Speaker 1: his weird philosophical quotes also just reeked of someone who
32:24
Speaker 1: was just high out of their goddamn minds anyway, allegedly,
32:30
Speaker 1: So just putting that out there, what do you guys think?
32:32
Speaker 1: So his pupils people said, were you know, saucers. Okay,
32:37
Speaker 1: So we get the fact that she has come also
32:39
Speaker 1: for skin removal surgery, that she feels like she isn't happy,
32:43
Speaker 1: but the way she looks because she lost all this
32:44
Speaker 1: weight and she you know, needs the skin gone, and
32:46
Speaker 1: that's absolutely justifiable. And yeah, especially for also working out
32:51
Speaker 1: with extra skin, it's really difficult because things hang and
32:54
Speaker 1: things are also hard to get to and cleanse, be
32:56
Speaker 1: clean with. And so she's literally doing the opposite. She's
32:58
Speaker 1: like trying to make her life better. And I give
33:01
Speaker 1: her fucking glory for that. Okay, And Turkey's right Morocco,
33:07
Speaker 1: No Turkey, ha ha, Turkey. I'm so sorry. Turkey is
33:10
Speaker 1: truly known for being obviously a plastic surgery capital of
33:13
Speaker 1: the world. Kina is like, hi, bitch, Hi, I know, okay,
33:17
Speaker 1: So it's raining, it's raining, and she you know, just
33:21
Speaker 1: freshly straightened that hair, and I thought it was a
33:23
Speaker 1: bad choice when she was straightening it, and now I'm
33:25
Speaker 1: like even worse. Also, just I don't really think that straight.
33:29
Speaker 1: So I don't understand a straight iron because I don't
33:32
Speaker 1: think that hair should ever be like super fucking straight.
33:35
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone should. I don't think anything should. No,
33:37
Speaker 1: But like I love curves across the goddamn board, but
33:40
Speaker 1: when it comes to hair, like put a little bounce
33:42
Speaker 1: in it, like my hair or whatever. Even when it's straight,
33:45
Speaker 1: there's like, you know, you put a little something in
33:48
Speaker 1: it to give it some motion. Stick Straight hair, unless
33:52
Speaker 1: it's supernatural, isn't like always the best look anyway, So
33:57
Speaker 1: especially if you have to like do a bunch of
33:58
Speaker 1: bullshit to your hair to get it, I don't know,
34:01
Speaker 1: put some warm curlers in it. Okay, she's insecure about
34:04
Speaker 1: how she is perceived. Yeah, girl, same doctor Omar is
34:08
Speaker 1: the person she's going to. They take pictures of where
34:11
Speaker 1: she is uncomfortable the most, and then they project those pictures. Now,
34:16
Speaker 1: I'm not quite sure why she didn't know that was
34:18
Speaker 1: gonna happen usually. I mean, I've never had surgery plastic
34:23
Speaker 1: surgery like that, but I've seen enough fucking reality shows
34:25
Speaker 1: where yeah, they always like have you take pictures and
34:28
Speaker 1: then they show you what they're gonna do, Like they
34:31
Speaker 1: do that with nose jobs, you know, like I have
34:34
Speaker 1: friends like you know, and boob I think they even
34:35
Speaker 1: do that with mon they do something with boob jobs,
34:38
Speaker 1: but like they kind of try and give you as
34:40
Speaker 1: much as they can, like some sort of idea of
34:42
Speaker 1: what it's going to look like or what their plan is.
34:45
Speaker 1: So she didn't know that, which makes me feel like
34:47
Speaker 1: she did not do enough research. But she also decided
34:50
Speaker 1: to bring him to this consult, which she should have
34:53
Speaker 1: not done at all, and definitely when she realized that,
34:56
Speaker 1: and then he gave her the ad of being like
34:57
Speaker 1: should I go inside, I'd be like, oh no, but
35:00
Speaker 1: you know, I just need you to like literally walk
35:01
Speaker 1: me here in the rain, Thank you so much holding
35:03
Speaker 1: the umbrella. I just you stay here, I'll be back,
35:05
Speaker 1: you know. But she didn't, so you know, it's just
35:10
Speaker 1: intense pictures. It's you know, it's just it's a human
35:14
Speaker 1: body that has gone through a transformation that is being
35:17
Speaker 1: projected and used in this moment for heightened TV drama,
35:21
Speaker 1: and she's obviously a part of it. And it's you know,
35:24
Speaker 1: kind of like made for It's like it's dramatic and
35:29
Speaker 1: it's television, so that's what's happening. But it's also very
35:32
Speaker 1: exposing and I wish that kind of like didn't do that,
35:34
Speaker 1: but it's like kind of heavy handed that they did.
35:38
Speaker 1: But at the same time, she has to be getting
35:40
Speaker 1: something out of it, like she would not have had
35:43
Speaker 1: to do it if she wasn't getting I'm assuming something
35:46
Speaker 1: out of it. She can be like, oh, no, there's
35:48
Speaker 1: a private medical appointment. Actually you can't come into a
35:51
Speaker 1: private medical appointment or whatnot. You can be out there
35:54
Speaker 1: and then we can tell you how it went, you know,
35:57
Speaker 1: because we've seen that before too. Anyway. So he then
36:02
Speaker 1: comforts her on a park bench and he is like, yeah,
36:04
Speaker 1: you know, you just do what makes you happy. She's like,
36:07
Speaker 1: I just don't know what to do. And he's like,
36:09
Speaker 1: you know you did. You did a great thing, and
36:11
Speaker 1: now you can continue to live a life that's happy.
36:14
Speaker 1: She's like, thank you so much for your comfort. He's like, yeah,
36:17
Speaker 1: well it's just my mojo. No, no, Laura, what my god, Michael.
36:24
Speaker 1: I wish that I okay, it's a billion things. I
36:27
Speaker 1: wish that I could watch this entire scene with like
36:30
Speaker 1: a bubble of Michael watching it. I wonder she seems
36:35
Speaker 1: to be have the wherewithal to be like things are
36:37
Speaker 1: weird sometimes, or things are weird, but she goes with
36:39
Speaker 1: things that are too weird often. I'm assuming at some
36:43
Speaker 1: point she makes a switch and she wakes up. I
36:45
Speaker 1: don't know when it's gonna be, but this is this
36:50
Speaker 1: is great TV. So he's crazy. Okay, so Emma and
36:55
Speaker 1: Zai ed ah, Okay, she's shopping for hair oil for
37:00
Speaker 1: that wig. Hair oil for her wig. You do need
37:03
Speaker 1: hair oil for that wig. It's right, that hair. Probably
37:08
Speaker 1: she's fucking flat ironing. It probably gets dry the ends.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wonder how many of those wigs
37:14
Speaker 1: she brought, like Lisa's are multiple ones, because there's multiple
37:18
Speaker 1: opotoad shoes that she brought. Next shot cooking class, she
37:23
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I did that whole shopping thing by myself.
37:24
Speaker 1: I need to like clear my mind. They do a
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Speaker 1: cooking clas where they're gonna make chicken and lemon tagine,
37:29
Speaker 1: which I was like, oh my god, looks so good.
37:31
Speaker 1: And she takes us to be like, yeah, have you
37:34
Speaker 1: ever cooked with the end of your other girls? And
37:36
Speaker 1: he's like, no, we don't. We're not allowed to be
37:40
Speaker 1: indoors together. Do you get that? So no, we can't.
37:44
Speaker 1: We can't be in her parents' kitchen cooking. You don't
37:47
Speaker 1: understand that day She's like, I'll say, now you even
37:49
Speaker 1: fuck on a table before weird Emma. So then she's like,
37:55
Speaker 1: so your family is around they and can I meet
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Speaker 1: your family? Which she's like, if a man really loved me,
38:02
Speaker 1: he would want to show me off to his family.
38:03
Speaker 1: And he's like, I no, No, they can't. My dad
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Speaker 1: works and my mom hates you. No, I don't know
38:09
Speaker 1: about you. Come on, they're thinking I'm being on American
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Speaker 1: television right now, you know, Like I told them, it's
38:14
Speaker 1: like an MTV Things spring Break by the way, ripm
38:19
Speaker 1: TV anyway, So she is fishing because she feels like
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Speaker 1: he doesn't care for her as much as he should
38:29
Speaker 1: he should, as well as the fact that he hasn't
38:32
Speaker 1: asked about her past and she wants to talk about
38:34
Speaker 1: it because he just doesn't care about her and he
38:36
Speaker 1: doesn't want her to meet her family, doesn't care about her,
38:38
Speaker 1: and so she's like, here's another thing. I put an
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Speaker 1: extension on my laptop that lets me look into someone's
38:44
Speaker 1: Instagram and it tells me who they've followed latest, and
38:50
Speaker 1: he's still after this morning, following random bitties all over
38:53
Speaker 1: the world, all over the world Europe, And so she
38:58
Speaker 1: asks him about it, and he's like, no, no, no,
39:00
Speaker 1: they did. I just talked to my friends. Well, what
39:02
Speaker 1: if your friends slid into your DMS. I just talked
39:04
Speaker 1: to the friends I know in real life and DMS.
39:06
Speaker 1: She's so upset. So then they go and they're gonna
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Speaker 1: eat the thing that they cooked or whatever. And at
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Speaker 1: one point they also showed this beautiful tomato and what
39:16
Speaker 1: it's like looks like a rose, and I just left it.
39:18
Speaker 1: I was like, can I go there? Can I learn
39:19
Speaker 1: that she's not eating, which she's low key not wanted
39:23
Speaker 1: to eat this whole time, and he like noticedes like
39:25
Speaker 1: you don't eat. She's like no, thanks for noticing. She's
39:28
Speaker 1: like I am eating, okay. So he's like there's a secret.
39:32
Speaker 1: I know she's holding the secret because she was weird
39:36
Speaker 1: when she left. It's like the rick thing, like she
39:38
Speaker 1: stopped talking to me and then she came back, you know,
39:41
Speaker 1: and then he like tries to press her on. She's like, babe,
39:44
Speaker 1: I was going through a breakup and he's like, so
39:47
Speaker 1: you were talking to another man. She's like, going through
39:53
Speaker 1: a breakup. He's like, no, I fucking get that. So
39:57
Speaker 1: what I'm hearing is you left the data that we
40:00
Speaker 1: were on and that was because you went to go
40:03
Speaker 1: talk to someone. And she's like, babe, going through a breakup.
40:08
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, this asshole not married two's whatever, two
40:12
Speaker 1: episodes ago, maybe one day for them, was like, past
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Speaker 1: don't matter. Past don't matter.
40:18
Speaker 2: She's like, this is the point where I probably should
40:20
Speaker 2: tell him about the guy that I was betrothed to,
40:24
Speaker 2: not my husband, which Chris Farrah fucked up earlier in
40:27
Speaker 2: an episode, but just this guy that I almost got
40:31
Speaker 2: married to my fiance. It probably be the perfect time
40:33
Speaker 2: for me to talk about it, because he just asked
40:35
Speaker 2: me when I'm not gonna ask.
40:36
Speaker 1: But Scia, it's a stupid asshole. And so yes, if
40:39
Speaker 1: the past matter, I guess past matter, then don't they
40:42
Speaker 1: don't they? Oh, you can't just get a woman to
40:45
Speaker 1: lubricate your present moment and make it as happy as
40:48
Speaker 1: it is for you to get to the next moment
40:51
Speaker 1: without it being truthful. You have to love women or
40:54
Speaker 1: don't be with them, don't be with them. Be who
40:56
Speaker 1: you be, who want to be, and be with what
40:59
Speaker 1: you want to be. I mean, try it turns out
41:02
Speaker 1: you probably like it. You're just you know, afraid if
41:06
Speaker 1: you love women, you love women. I don't know, okay,
41:10
Speaker 1: so we'll find out what happens. Probably bad things. You
41:15
Speaker 1: guys again, couldn't love the season more. I'm so thankful,
41:20
Speaker 1: just tickled to have it. What a beautiful way to
41:24
Speaker 1: go to twenty twenty six. Okay, so so many things. Hi,
41:27
Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening. If you haven't yet,
41:29
Speaker 1: please give five stars where if you listen to podcasts
41:32
Speaker 1: like Spotify and Apple Okay, other things. There is a
41:36
Speaker 1: cousin recap my cousin Monique Farrah of the apology tour
41:40
Speaker 1: of Sister Wives on my YouTube Chris Fara right now,
41:44
Speaker 1: very fun. We obviously just talk about it all because
41:47
Speaker 1: everything is everything with that family. And then I'm coming
41:51
Speaker 1: at you with toe as well on my YouTube Chris Fara,
41:54
Speaker 1: so you can follow there if you want the visuals
41:56
Speaker 1: of this. I also have a Patreon that's Chris Farrah.
42:00
Speaker 1: I have a substack Chris Farrah. I have a Facebook
42:03
Speaker 1: group Vanity Farah and the page Chris Farah, you can
42:06
Speaker 1: like I certainly have an Instagram and a TikTok. Honey,
42:10
Speaker 1: that's Chris el Farah. The l is for lots of
42:14
Speaker 1: social media's. Anyway, let's breathe and let's go on our
42:19
Speaker 1: merry way. But thank you so much for listening. And
42:21
Speaker 1: obviously I wish you the best New Year. I mean
42:24
Speaker 1: I wish you just everything your little heart's desire and
42:28
Speaker 1: then all the wonderful things that you don't even know about. Okay,
42:33
Speaker 1: two breaths, because you know, try me present at one
42:35
Speaker 1: point at one point during the day and then his
42:39
Speaker 1: build on that. Thank you for listening. Yeah, and I'll
42:41
Speaker 1: talk to you later. You know, take care of yourselves
42:43
Speaker 1: and one another, stand up for what you believe, and
42:45
Speaker 1: make art when you can. Bye.