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Where's Doug? 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna lie, I appreciate you guys being as invested in our search for the official ballbuster of the Scott and Alley show, Doug, aka three three eight six from Wellsboro.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_01: Who we now know has not texted since the 16th and did not inform us upon a possible pending vacation.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_01: And I don't believe we did anything that could have ticked him off that he would have disappeared.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: It's genuine concern that well, yeah, I mean anything's possible.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: But I mean, earlier, a little little bit ago, I did something that would have had Doug all over me like white on rice.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: Nothing.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: Crickets.
• 0:30
  SPEAKER_01: Crickets.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_02: I've been waiting for him to bust Scott's bazaals every single morning.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, and it's Where's my partner in crime here?
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm getting at here.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_01: Let me come over to Allison.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_00: Honestly, regulars like this, with you guys getting concerned, like there have been um, I remember there was a guy that he would order dominoes like religiously, and then they didn't hear from him for a couple days, and turns out like he fell.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_00: And because they got concerned, and I think they ended up calling a welfare check, like he survived.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_00: I think he fell, and like it was a fallen and can't get up situation.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_00: So like see.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: This is not like the worst.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_01: We gotta call Doug.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_01: This is not like the worst.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_01: Now, now you putting you guys are putting me in a terrible place.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm thinking this.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_02: All other people's text messages.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_02: Um, here's one.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_02: I thought he was talking about your dog at first.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: Call for help.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_02: Scott is broken.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_02: And then wait, I love the term when like when someone disappears, yes.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_02: Mike says, I would laugh my butt off if he was just on vacation.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_01: I know, but he always would say so.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_01: He would listen, Doug would always let us know.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: Luciana when he went to Europe.
• 1:40
  SPEAKER_01: Luciana says Oh god, what if that European trip was the last big hurrah?
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you people have done this.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_01: You people have done this to me.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_02: Do you think if let's and I don't I don't wish this on him at all, but do you think if one of our loyal listeners, like Doug or Mike or you know, Allison, if one of you had cancer, you would tell us so we knew that it was you know, like let's say you let's say you know it's soon.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they tell you you got six months.
• 2:07
  SPEAKER_02: Right.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_02: Would you tell us?
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_02: Would you could you please tell us if you're at least a regular I know you're now you're killing us.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, exactly.
• 2:15
  SPEAKER_01: No, I mean this is terrible.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_02: Luciana, Scott misses the morning ball buster?
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_02: Do I need to fill in until Doug returns?
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_02: Side note, Luciana, where have you been?
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you haven't been here for a while either, young lady.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_01: 4103 suddenly appearing like, you know, you're gonna save the day.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_01: Look at you with a cape.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: Three, two, one.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_01: Listen to Scott and Allie.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_01: Scott and Allie's big play.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I can't imagine that I said something that would piss somebody off.
• 2:40
  SPEAKER_02: I love this idea, but this would take a while.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_02: Send Scott out for a welfare check.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_02: He can update us tomorrow.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_02: Jeez.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it would take me until tomorrow to get back from Wellsboro.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_02: He lives in Wellsboro.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_02: Scott, if you left now, we have a meeting at latitude 42 at 11:15.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_02: Not that Doug's welfare isn't important.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_02: But it's also important that we get the music set up and everything ready for our doll up for dolly party tomorrow.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_01: Last note on this, Allison says, let's call him on the air.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_01: Ironically enough, we've been attempting to, but we're having a bit of a phone problem.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_01: Well, really, it's not a bit of a phone problem.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_01: It's been a known problem for a while.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_01: And someday they'll fix it.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_02: I don't know when that day is.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I have a question.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_02: Now, we have our sister station Bigfoot, right?
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_02: They use the same kind of telephone we do, correct?
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_02: Can't we just whip swap with theirs?
• 3:31
  SPEAKER_02: Because we use our phone way more than she does.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_02: Is that a possible?
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know the answers to that.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_02: Did anyone ever think about doing that?
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_02: I have no clue.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_02: Mike did say I am cancer free and plan on being here until you two retire.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh God, you got a long way to go, Mike.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_01: We're in this for the long haul, buddy.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_01: Because I'm broke.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_02: But eventually, I do want to hear the thing, the lesson to learn of Tiffany's mom's passing.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_01: You said you were going to give us that eventually.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_01: All right, I'll give you that in a minute.
• 3:56
  SPEAKER_01: Mike said again, showing how truly important Doug is.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_01: Some of you have become like almost family, you know, third, fourth mics on the show.
• 4:06
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• 4:18
  SPEAKER_02: We are gonna start off with a judge hopes to rule, quote, soon on MSNow, CNN, and Politico's request to block President Trump's decision to bar their journalists from the White House on First Amendment grounds.
• 4:33
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• 4:36
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• 4:37
  SPEAKER_01: A judge did that grant them 14-day temporary reentry in.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_01: That happened during the overnight.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_02: But do you remember the other thing that happened?
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_02: All these other news outlets were standing in solidarity with CNN, Politico, and MS now.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: I know one that rhymes with box that wasn't.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_02: Carry on.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_02: What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, is that eventually there's going to have to be a ruling because then there's only going to be one network that shows up to report on the news.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_02: One?
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, if you ask me, the one that rhymes with uh boxes is the one that claims they are the only ones showing up for them anyway.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_02: And they claim that they're always the one with the uh truth.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_02: So wow, keep going.
• 5:29
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, just when you were hoping it would get less, it's more.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_02: The number of reported measles across New York State has jumped to 75 in the month of September, which is a significant increase from last year.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_02: The measles infections are reported in lucky us, Stuben, Seneca.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_01: You can keep them on that side of the county line.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: Stuben, Seneca, and Ostego counties.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_02: And then let me give you one last keep them out of Shimong.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: I got enough problems.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_02: Dolly Parton's estate was granted a temporary restraining order against her nephew, who they're claiming threatened violence to destroy the legendary singer's legacy.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: Okay.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_02: This is getting dirty.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_01: That's getting dirty.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and that's what happens.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_02: Money changes people.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna tell you in a minute.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of a death, I've been meaning to tell you this.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_01: I have to tell you about the important things that you have to plan for since this whole search for Doug, which has gone so dark, like he's laying in a puddle of his own, you know, fluids somewhere.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_02: Do you remember his wife's name?
• 6:31
  SPEAKER_02: That's another thing.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_02: No.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_02: Uh okay?
• 6:33
  SPEAKER_01: Did he have a wife?
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_02: Shirley, I think.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_02: Boy, we are real connected to our listeners.