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Would our opposition pick us up from the airport! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Today on the wild wild Web.
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  Speaker 2: If you promise to take someone to the airport and
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  Speaker 2: you don't, you could end up in court.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome to the untanged realm of the world's wide Web,
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  Speaker 3: a swirling vortex of weirdness, bullying, and self obsessed social
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  Speaker 3: media posts. In this digital jungle. Jhonaman being a your
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  Speaker 3: fearless guys leading you through the wildest parts of the
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  Speaker 3: wild wild web.
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  Speaker 4: This is the wild wild Web.
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  Speaker 1: Yoda, what belonged to the wild wild web?
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  Speaker 2: Where we find something from the Internet that has captured
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  Speaker 2: our attention, we like to talk about it, and who
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  Speaker 2: knows where we'll end up today? An article out in
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  Speaker 2: New Zealand that we've read online.
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  Speaker 1: This is an interesting situation.
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  Speaker 2: So this couple were no longer together, no names, which
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  Speaker 2: is probably good, but she was very unhappy that her
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  Speaker 2: boyfriend at the time failed to take her to the airport.
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  Speaker 2: She missed a flight as she also had to you know,
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  Speaker 2: I think she missed a concert she was going to
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  Speaker 2: use to organize to get her animals, which he was
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  Speaker 2: going to look after all sort it out, and so
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  Speaker 2: she took them, took her to the tribunal to court
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  Speaker 2: basically to say, hey, you broke a promise and they've
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  Speaker 2: now dismissed it, saying, well, they probably don't really deal
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  Speaker 2: with that sort of thing.
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  Speaker 4: Judge Judy would judge.
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  Speaker 5: So you want to take that to TV court, you'll
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  Speaker 5: get some results there.
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  Speaker 1: So small claims court.
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  Speaker 2: I think she took it to because she obviously had
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  Speaker 2: to pay for a new plane ticket, she had to
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  Speaker 2: pay for the animals to get looked after, and he
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  Speaker 2: was like, all sort it out to the airport.
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  Speaker 4: Classic guy. Material, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Always letting you down?
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  Speaker 2: Six and a half months They've been together at the time,
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  Speaker 2: so it wasn't like it was a new relationship.
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  Speaker 4: What did he do?
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  Speaker 1: Does he have?
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  Speaker 2: So he agreed to pick her up around ten o'clock
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  Speaker 2: and stayed her home look after the dogs.
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  Speaker 1: He never showed up.
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  Speaker 2: She missed a flight, she had to book a new one,
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  Speaker 2: get accommodation with the dogs. She missed them. I think
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  Speaker 2: she missed the concert she was going to. It was like,
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  Speaker 2: I guess you made a promise and didn't.
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  Speaker 6: But that sounds like something you dumped them for, not
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  Speaker 6: something that you take them to court for.
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  Speaker 5: She maybe she did do the damping and she's and
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to double down, take you through the legal system.
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  Speaker 5: I think the listen here has never promised to take
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  Speaker 5: anyone to the airport.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's that's the rule of thumb.
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  Speaker 6: I remember I took my friend to the airport, but
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  Speaker 6: I was like reasonably new in Auckland, and I went
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  Speaker 6: on the wrong motorway. I think I went on the
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  Speaker 6: weston hitting west.
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  Speaker 4: Right and the opposite of directions.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, back in the day, that was before the tunnel.
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  Speaker 6: So that's not the way you go to the airport.
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  Speaker 6: So they must stay FLA.
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  Speaker 2: Tell you what, can we play a game? We've done
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  Speaker 2: this before with us. Can we get Megan's phone, put
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  Speaker 2: it in and we'll call someone. You have to see
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  Speaker 2: if you say you're landing and you need to pick
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  Speaker 2: up over the weekend and see if they'll pick it
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  Speaker 2: pick it up.
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  Speaker 1: How are you going to call a friendship? We won't.
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  Speaker 1: I mean there's some people would like to go, but
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  Speaker 1: we probably won't. They won't pack me up.
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  Speaker 4: I want to up. What are you saying? She's like
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  Speaker 4: landing now?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe just say, hey, what are you doing this weekend?
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm landing.
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  Speaker 2: Let's say like a real kind of annoying time, like
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  Speaker 2: maybe like nine pm on a Saturday. Yeah, that's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I just say hey, I'd like a right you could
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  Speaker 2: also uber, but don't say that to them, Just say hey,
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  Speaker 2: nine pm, any chance you could just come out and
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  Speaker 2: pick me up?
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  Speaker 1: That would be really cool.
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  Speaker 4: How am I call it? Let's see if she could call?
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  Speaker 4: But what if your friend early? Like if we called early?
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  Speaker 4: I feel like she knows.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not going anywhere. She knows my skie intimately.
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  Speaker 4: GESU that type that she knows your schedule really.
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  Speaker 6: On the daily every day. I know we know where
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  Speaker 6: each other at all times.
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  Speaker 2: Really, yeah, you know one of our bosses, you probably
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  Speaker 2: do it.
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  Speaker 4: She'd calendar.
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  Speaker 6: We're in different cities, she's going to be able to
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, she would do it. I recon well, then
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  Speaker 6: it's okay, you want to taest it. She went for
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  Speaker 6: an opposition radio. She's literally our opposition. But also like that's.
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  Speaker 1: Not like, yeah, we don't need to okay.
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  Speaker 4: She hosted more iping Brick the.
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  Speaker 6: Show when arriving nine pm Tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 1: Ye Saturday night, just riving and cross.
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  Speaker 6: What am I doing?
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  Speaker 1: You'll backstory?
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  Speaker 6: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: I like, you know, it's like it's your big story.
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  Speaker 1: But he's making you do it. Sorry, I'll help you.
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  Speaker 1: I'll help you here. Okay.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe I'm just going to take some stupid radio promo last.
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  Speaker 4: Minute thing that's just popped up.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I just thought, hey.
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  Speaker 4: Non work related because.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, yeah, just going down for a friend's fortieth.
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  Speaker 6: Why isn't the friend picking me up?
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  Speaker 4: I know, because they're already on it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I just realized all the friends will be
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  Speaker 2: at the party because I'm arriving late, and I thought,
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  Speaker 2: is any chance you could just you're in the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: My god, She'll be thinking the whole time.
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  Speaker 6: Don't take you to the party.
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  Speaker 1: She should?
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  Speaker 2: We think, why is she not taking an uber or taxi?
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  Speaker 2: But that's good, that's that's the JUPI.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, here we go. You're picking up something for trade me.
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  Speaker 5: It was a pick up only, dude, what I'm.
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  Speaker 6: Flying the crash to pick up something?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. To help me out here, you're
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  Speaker 1: already working with us, here, are you?
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  Speaker 6: Okay? Okay, you hit me with what do you want?
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  Speaker 6: Make it work? Well?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you're going down friends fortieth.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I've got it.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, you're having an affair and you can't have any
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  Speaker 5: uber receipts.
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  Speaker 2: This is tell her I'm having an affair, friend's party
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  Speaker 2: or an affair after you Okay, either way, you're getting
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  Speaker 2: you need just thought.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe if you could pick me up, they'd be really good.
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  Speaker 4: We'll be back after this, welcome back.
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  Speaker 6: It's what about if it's a surprise party, so my
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  Speaker 6: mate can't pick me up and I don't know anyone
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  Speaker 6: else who's going.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's close to it's not paida yet, so
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  Speaker 2: you know, okay, what's.
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  Speaker 4: Your relationship like with Lana Silver more so weirdly?
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  Speaker 6: I met Lana through roller Duobie years ago? Yeah, years ago.
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  Speaker 1: It's lovely, yeah, awesome.
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  Speaker 6: And then our radio career is kind of they wasn't
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  Speaker 6: how we met.
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  Speaker 4: So you know each other through a personal hobby like
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  Speaker 4: ten years ago? Maybe okay, so well, let's let's pick up.
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  Speaker 4: Let's pick up status. This is a new relationship.
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  Speaker 1: You're going down to play roller?
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  Speaker 6: No no, then anymore good?
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  Speaker 4: Having a torrid affair, can't have no one can know.
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  Speaker 4: I need to get in and out without anyone else.
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  Speaker 6: She doesn't have one number, but she's like, who is it?
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  Speaker 2: Hello?
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  Speaker 6: Hello, how are you? I'm good? How are you I'm good,
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  Speaker 6: thank you. What's happening?
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  Speaker 7: Are you just leaving work?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah?
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  Speaker 4: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 6: You? Sid was bye, sweetie? How are you? What's happen again?
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  Speaker 3: Not bad?
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  Speaker 7: Thank you, It's not too not too bad.
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  Speaker 6: Just yeah, no, just you know, well, what are you
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  Speaker 6: up to this weekend?
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to the Gold Coast, which I'm do you
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  Speaker 7: know Annicle Angel could No, she went to broadcasting school
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  Speaker 7: around the same time.
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  Speaker 6: As like Reagan. Oh you know, I'm too old for that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, so they so that she anyway, she
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  Speaker 7: works over there at Kiss So we're meeting up.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, yes, when do you get back? Just out of
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  Speaker 6: curiosity Sunday? You wouldn't be able to like this is
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  Speaker 6: what time to get back? I'm trying to find a
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  Speaker 6: ride from the airport. I'm going to christ Church and
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  Speaker 6: I'm trying to get a ride because I've got like
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  Speaker 6: a friend's birthday party. But it's a surprise and she
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  Speaker 6: is the only person I know, so I'm trying to
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  Speaker 6: not leave her.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, so what what time are you? I'm getting in
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  Speaker 6: like at five o'clock on Sunday, I'm at eight. I'm
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  Speaker 6: at eight, but I.
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  Speaker 7: Might be able to let me see, let me see
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  Speaker 7: that my flight gets into Auckland because they usually allow
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  Speaker 7: way too much time and I might actually end up
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  Speaker 7: being earlier.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I see.
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  Speaker 4: We've heard enough.
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  Speaker 5: We heard too lovely lad being here, he was going
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  Speaker 5: to change fly to pick you up from the airport.
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  Speaker 1: Like, the good news is you don't have to pick
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  Speaker 1: her up.
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  Speaker 6: You're so lovely, so nice. Maybe I can't do it.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe I can leave Australia earlier to get Why do
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  Speaker 5: you just say taken uber?
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  Speaker 1: But you didn't? You know it was lovely.
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  Speaker 6: I'll do that.
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  Speaker 1: You lovely, You're a better human than we.
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  Speaker 2: We're trying to get able to tell you that she
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  Speaker 2: was having an affair and she couldn't let it. But
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  Speaker 2: Megan didn't want to go with their backstory.
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  Speaker 6: They were like, look, let's call someone from your phone
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  Speaker 6: and then they found you and they were like, Lana
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  Speaker 6: from an oppossession radio station, will she pick you up
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  Speaker 6: on a whim?
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  Speaker 1: And she would better person than we are? Love it.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, how could I make this work? I thought,
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  Speaker 7: we've got to look to catch up on so I'm
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  Speaker 7: sure we can do it.
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  Speaker 4: That is remarkable. Willing to change your own travel plans.
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  Speaker 4: You didn't even know this wasn't you come out looking
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  Speaker 4: like a legion?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no party on there, No, no, it was all
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  Speaker 4: just a bloodish bit of radio filler content.
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  Speaker 2: For the podcast as well too, Like I don't know
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  Speaker 2: why I've made me can do that, but anyway, we did.
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  Speaker 6: Just call me out, Teresa.
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  Speaker 4: That was beautiful. He will you enjoy the Gold Coast
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  Speaker 4: safe travels?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Thanks, guys, Well remarkable.
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  Speaker 1: There we go.
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  Speaker 6: We're friends, Well you are.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that for you earlier.
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  Speaker 6: I wouldn't do that for probably anyone.
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  Speaker 5: She's a gym un least, she's like just made up
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  Speaker 5: the whole Gold Coast trip should be genius spots, Chico.
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  Speaker 6: Socials, the.
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  Speaker 4: Whole other level of defeat, beautiful play. There we go.
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  Speaker 1: That is uh, well that was it.
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  Speaker 2: I thought for a while there we're going to get
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  Speaker 2: into a conversation that you know, remember that prank we
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  Speaker 2: did years ago with Guy Williams yea and yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: like camera, So we.
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  Speaker 1: Did hidden camera pick do we tell you about this one?
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  Speaker 2: And it was really awkward because we had one of
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  Speaker 2: our bosses was going to he'd basically been saying some
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  Speaker 2: jokes as Guy Williams does some tweets about one of
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  Speaker 2: the shows at TV three, like he'd gone quite hard
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  Speaker 2: about it, negative stuff. So we're like, be funny to
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  Speaker 2: find the bosses pulls them in and says, hey, mate,
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  Speaker 2: you can't you can't make jokes about one of our shows.
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  Speaker 2: Come in what reality shows? We're gonna have to stand
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  Speaker 2: you down for a week?
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  Speaker 1: That was that was a plan.
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  Speaker 2: When then we're going to come in and go it
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  Speaker 2: was a bit of a gag see what Guy did.
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  Speaker 2: But our boss started by going we knew we had
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  Speaker 2: were filming it, but Guy didn't. He said, so, hey, going,
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  Speaker 2: what are you loving about the show? What are you
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  Speaker 2: not loving? And then so Guy started very honest conversation
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  Speaker 2: that we were listening to about the things you didn't
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  Speaker 2: like about the show, And we got to a stage
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  Speaker 2: where were like, we can't listen to the city wall.
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  Speaker 5: This is to be fair, to be fair guy, knowing God,
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  Speaker 5: he would have seen that to our face as well.
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  Speaker 5: We felt were really listening to the conversation that we
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  Speaker 5: did not need well should be listening to. We slowly
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  Speaker 5: lifted and we were all like, okay, what should we do?
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  Speaker 5: He doesn't know we're filming.
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  Speaker 1: It was just a meeting, and you know, what did
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  Speaker 1: you do?
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  Speaker 4: They just keept talking for half an hour while we
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  Speaker 4: were trying to go what do we do? What do
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  Speaker 4: we do?
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  Speaker 5: Eventually we had to do the right thing. You were like, hey, mates,
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  Speaker 5: so everything you were just saying was on Kimra.
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  Speaker 4: We won't we won't use it, we'll delete it.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't look at the boss. Took a really long
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  Speaker 1: way to get to the point of what we're doing.
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  Speaker 6: That's on your boss. You should have pulled that back
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  Speaker 6: and be like, hey.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Nana, we're still get into that now. There's just kidding.
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  Speaker 6: Knew it was all being from Yeah, John, I mean,
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  Speaker 6: can hear anyway?
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about the things you later, but right now,
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  Speaker 1: we just.
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  Speaker 6: Want to talk about what did guys say Once you
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  Speaker 6: told him.
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  Speaker 5: He was he was a whole You know when you're like,
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  Speaker 5: what have I just see what any of you? Replay
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  Speaker 5: everything You've just seen it in your mind and you're like,
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  Speaker 5: hopefully they didn't hear it well.
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  Speaker 4: And this is since it was all recorded and on camera.
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  Speaker 2: It's like when you go to hang up a phone
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  Speaker 2: call and you haven't done it, and then you have
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  Speaker 2: a conversation. You're like, oh, what have I just be
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  Speaker 2: talking about? You know, but just on steroids. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 2: it was one of those situations. But anyway, you guys great.
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  Speaker 5: Great, great, but she came out looking like a bloody
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  Speaker 5: angel backfighter on us.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, that's the Wild Weird Podcast for another week.
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  Speaker 4: Gonna take a little break.