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Hour 2 - Too Many Cooks in the Kitchen · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: as the transaction wire heating up. If you did not
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  Speaker 1: hear about this, perhaps not well if you missed it.
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  Speaker 1: The New Orleans Saints have fired wide receiver Brandon Cooks.
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  Speaker 1: He will become a free agent, assuming he is not
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  Speaker 1: claimed on waivers. I don't know anyone would claim him,
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  Speaker 1: as his career is in ashes. At this point, Cooks
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  Speaker 1: asked to be fired. And the team that made the
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  Speaker 1: paper bag famous the team that's now back to the ains.
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  Speaker 1: There in naulence and no, if you dig a little deeper,
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  Speaker 1: Cooks had a bunch of incentives in his contract for
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  Speaker 1: things like receptions and touchdowns and playing time and receiving yards.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like to take a guess how many of
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  Speaker 1: those incentives.
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  Speaker 2: He reached this year? Yeah? None? None. That is a
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  Speaker 2: body blow, body blow, body blow.
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  Speaker 1: He finished his time in New Orleans, his second run
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  Speaker 1: with the Saints, with nineteen catches for one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: sixty five yards and as many touchdowns as.
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  Speaker 2: You and I scored. None. All right, so that is
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  Speaker 2: a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 1: Let us discuss this is post trade deadline. This is
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  Speaker 1: a player that the Saints tried to trade nobody wanted.
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  Speaker 1: So the question does former Saints wide receiver Brandon Cooks
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  Speaker 1: budge the needle at all? Does he budge the needle
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  Speaker 1: at all? My observations on this. I've got Alan Wrench,
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  Speaker 2: And we will.
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  Speaker 1: Combine all of these things together, and we are going
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  Speaker 1: to hire an exterminator to kill the gremlins.
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  Speaker 2: Is what we're going to do, all right. Rab a
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  Speaker 2: punch right to the gut, right to the gut is.
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  Speaker 1: What we're gonna do, all right, So number one, I
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  Speaker 1: said number why, yes, all right? So I would say
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  Speaker 1: it's not a zero. The needle moves a smidge, just
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  Speaker 1: a smidge. This is not clearly Puka Nakoua. It's not
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  Speaker 1: Justin Jefferson or Jamar Chase spitting a loogie in your face.
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  Speaker 1: This is a depth piece, that's all this is. He's
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  Speaker 1: a receiver, that is. I don't even know how serviceable
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  Speaker 1: he is. You put him in the huddle, he won't
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  Speaker 1: hurt you. He's obviously not the focal point Brandon Cooks
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  Speaker 1: of anyone's offense at this point.
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  Speaker 2: You know what he is.
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  Speaker 1: He's like an Alan wrench. You know everyone's got that
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  Speaker 1: junk drawer. He's the Alan wrench in the junk drawer.
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  Speaker 1: You keep it around because you might need it. It
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  Speaker 1: could be useful, but you're not building the house with it.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Cooks might be the Johnny Cash of the NFL, because
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  Speaker 1: he has been everywhere where a man, He's traveled every
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  Speaker 1: road in this year football land he has. He started
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  Speaker 1: with the Saints, went to the Patriots, was traded again
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  Speaker 1: to the Rams Texans.
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  Speaker 2: Cowboys.
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  Speaker 1: Now he's gone back to the New Orleans Saints and
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  Speaker 1: he's on the market again. So that's one, two, three, four, five,
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  Speaker 1: five teams. He's thirty two years old. He just turned
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  Speaker 1: thirty two.
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  Speaker 2: Not that long ago.
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  Speaker 1: He's got more luggage tags than Delta Airlines has available.
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  Speaker 2: And this dude has been traded so many times.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine the Marriotte points because when you change teams during
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  Speaker 1: the year, and he's done that a couple of times,
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  Speaker 1: you end up, you know, living in an hotel most
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  Speaker 1: of the time. And so this production of Cooks at
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  Speaker 1: one point very productive.
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  Speaker 2: That's what teams wanted him.
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  Speaker 1: And he has been fading like the sun off in
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  Speaker 1: the horizon there, fading down, and you're not getting the
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  Speaker 1: twenty seventeen vintage of Brandon Cooks. That model has been discontinued.
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  Speaker 1: Yards per target down at the very peak, which was
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  Speaker 1: actually twenty sixteen, he averaged nine point three yards. Now
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  Speaker 1: he's in the mid sixes this season. His legs not young,
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  Speaker 1: not young, over a thousand snaps a year. Eventually, the
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  Speaker 1: mileage it affects the injine quality of the engine, and
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  Speaker 1: so what you're signing is a high end number three receiver.
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  Speaker 1: Wink Wink a situational number two receiver, possibly in the
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  Speaker 1: red zone.
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  Speaker 2: You can get something out of him.
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  Speaker 1: Occasionally he'll go into hot tup time machine Brandon Cooks,
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  Speaker 1: and he'll burn one down the sidelines. But Cooks does
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  Speaker 1: not change the trajectory of your season.
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  Speaker 2: He does not.
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  Speaker 1: He's there for depth. He's a nice player. You could
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  Speaker 1: talk about what he used to be. He doesn't move
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  Speaker 1: the needle, just a little smidge. That's it now, Page
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  Speaker 1: two that say, we all know one of the great
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  Speaker 1: things about life.
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  Speaker 2: One man's trash is another man's treasure.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't believe that, go to like a good
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  Speaker 1: Will store or any of any of the stores where
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  Speaker 1: they sell you know what one of my friends, you say,
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  Speaker 1: dead people's stuff. You know, people that die and they
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  Speaker 1: donate their stuff when they're gone, and people run to
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  Speaker 1: buy that stuff at thrift shops and all that.
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  Speaker 2: So again, one manstraction of the man's structure.
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  Speaker 1: So we know that this is not a dynamic playmaker
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  Speaker 1: at this point, but he's going to continue to hammer away.
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  Speaker 1: And clearly he made the decision that there's somebody that
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  Speaker 1: wants you don't ask to be fired from the job
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  Speaker 1: that you have. If you have nothing else out there
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  Speaker 1: that would be that would be ridiculous. So the question
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  Speaker 1: I have now deputized you as the career counselor for
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  Speaker 1: the ballplayer. Okay, so the question where should wide receiver
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  Speaker 1: Brandon Cooks take his talents.
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  Speaker 2: The wandering wide out and that.
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  Speaker 1: Big suitcase to finish the season and most likely his career.
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  Speaker 1: So after eight minutes long deliberation of the available options,
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  Speaker 1: there are two primetime landing spots and sleeper team, Sleeper Team,
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  Speaker 1: Sleeper Team now at the very top. And this is
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  Speaker 1: not a list for Terry and England. This is not
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  Speaker 1: a list. It's Big Ben's big board, which is nothing
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  Speaker 1: like a list. It's Big Ben's big board. And the
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  Speaker 1: first up here. Here we go, Buffalo, Here we go, Buffalo.
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  Speaker 1: Josh Allen, the Bazooka arm An.
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  Speaker 2: MVP season a year ago. What's not to like?
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  Speaker 1: And the Bills don't have much at the wide receiver position.
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  Speaker 1: There's some reports out here that Keon Coleman, who was
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  Speaker 1: benched for malfeasance last week, is going to be benched
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  Speaker 1: again for the game coming up here on Thursday night
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  Speaker 1: in Houston. So Keon Coleman's in the doghouse. He's in
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  Speaker 1: the very back of the doghouse. Heck, he's not, He's
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  Speaker 1: only the bat back of the doghouse. He's in the
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  Speaker 1: basement of the dog house. Well, they'll have a basement
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  Speaker 1: of the doghouse.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yes they do.
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  Speaker 1: Now He's in the basement of the doghouse. So they
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  Speaker 1: need help there, And that would be a smart football
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  Speaker 1: fit in theory. Josh Allen the deep ball, and every
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  Speaker 1: once in a while you could get a throwback highlight
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  Speaker 1: from Brandon Cooks maybe once a game or one and
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  Speaker 1: a half times on average per game. Now, if not
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  Speaker 1: Western New York, do I hear Kansas City? You can
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  Speaker 1: go there and Andy Reid and loves a good lottery ticket.
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  Speaker 1: And Brandon Cooks can enjoy the Ben Mallard chicken fingers
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  Speaker 1: at the Landing in.
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  Speaker 2: Liberty, Missouri. Delicious food. Rashie Rice is the man. He's
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  Speaker 2: the man.
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  Speaker 1: Although they didn't throw to a much in the second
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  Speaker 1: half of the game against Denver, but.
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  Speaker 2: Rashie Rice, that's it. That's all.
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  Speaker 1: They certainly could use another grown up in the room
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  Speaker 1: there at the wide receiver position, a savvy veteran who
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  Speaker 1: knows how to line up and can run the route
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  Speaker 1: or root and uh and not be worried.
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  Speaker 2: About social media. And Cook's playing with Mahomes every once
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  Speaker 2: in a while.
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  Speaker 1: Why not give it a shot, right, Mahomes likes throwing
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  Speaker 1: to old dudes.
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  Speaker 2: He throws to Kelsey all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Now, the slaeper Team, slaper Team, the Inswers.
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  Speaker 2: Petsburg, don't don't laugh, do not know, don't laugh.
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  Speaker 1: Mike Tomlin has a PhD in veteran rehab. He does,
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  Speaker 1: and he loves football guys. I love my football guys.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, the tape war his lunch pale grinders
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  Speaker 1: and all that. So Aaron Rodgers at this point needs
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  Speaker 1: all the help he can get. Don't have that much
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  Speaker 1: to get the DK Metcalf Obviously, he's a great, great player.
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  Speaker 2: There's not much else there.
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  Speaker 1: Now we realize in a league that is absolutely obsessed,
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  Speaker 1: completely obsessed with youngness, right, you know you want youth,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's forty times, it's are you under the age
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  Speaker 1: of twenty five? A guy like Brandon Cooks Still there's
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  Speaker 1: still a place for a guy like that, even though
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  Speaker 1: he's running on fumes. At this point, Brandon Cooks is
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  Speaker 1: an Elmer's Glue brand ambassad.
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  Speaker 2: He's a glue guy. Glue guy, glue guy. Yep.
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  Speaker 1: He's a good guy, which means he's not that good
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  Speaker 1: anymore but used to be good and has some redeeming
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  Speaker 1: qualities that makes you a glue guy.
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  Speaker 2: He's a glue guy. He's not gonna again, not gonna
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  Speaker 2: change your season. He won't ruin it.
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  Speaker 1: And there's a chance he actually is value added. It's
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  Speaker 1: kind of like Cooks think of him like if he
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  Speaker 1: was a phone, he would be an iPhone, but he'd
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  Speaker 1: like be like an iPhone seven. Now, nobody needs an
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: iPhone seven. Not exciting. It still works.
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  Speaker 2: You don't need it. You know, you want the newest one.
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  Speaker 2: But it's okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's it still works and all the apps
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  Speaker 1: work for the most part, and all that nothing to
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  Speaker 1: really complain about, all right, now, final point. We go
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  Speaker 1: to the land Cleveland to be exact where Shadur Sanders announced,
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  Speaker 1: I know you're very concerned about the new quarterback there
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  Speaker 1: in Cleveland. Should announced that he is excited. He's excited
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  Speaker 1: to make his first career start for the Brownies versus
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  Speaker 1: the Raiders. He said, quote, I'm just excited for everything.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm the guy.
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  Speaker 2: I know I'm the guy. Sharder Sanders said, that's the
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  Speaker 2: money quote, the spawn of Dion.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to fill in for the concussed Dylan Gabriel
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  Speaker 1: who is currently well, he's.
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  Speaker 2: Taking some advill he's got.
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  Speaker 1: A migraine headache from the concussion protocol and all that.
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  Speaker 1: So the question on this one Shardur Sanders saying that
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  Speaker 1: he feels like he's the guy for the Browns.
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  Speaker 2: Are you okay with this? Are you okay with so?
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  Speaker 1: This is on brand and as a struggling overnight gas bag.
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  Speaker 1: Struggling overnight gas bag would not have it any other way.
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  Speaker 2: The thing that I am most.
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  Speaker 1: Impressed with from paying attention to the story around Shirdhar
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  Speaker 1: Sanders is how powerful the Dion Caucus is in the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: Now we knew Dion was a star back in the day,
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  Speaker 1: in the eighties and the nineties and all that, it's
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  Speaker 1: been a minute. The amount of influence that Dion Sanders
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  Speaker 1: has from all the media jobs and all his buddies,
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  Speaker 1: his ex players that are all doing meathead podcasts and
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  Speaker 1: all it's wild.
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  Speaker 2: I think this is people.
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  Speaker 1: Talk about the most powerful political party, well, Democrats, Republican
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  Speaker 1: number three, the Dion Caucus, My goodness.
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  Speaker 2: Prime time politics. Really it's it's wild.
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  Speaker 1: But as far as sure, this is showmanship, it's arrogance,
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  Speaker 1: it's bravado. It's a modern day Big Life Bowski, one
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  Speaker 1: of the great movies. It's an old movie, but I
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  Speaker 1: highly recommend it. And in this case, you've got Shaddar
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  Speaker 1: Sanders who's announcing to you.
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  Speaker 2: And to me and the world.
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  Speaker 1: He says, hey, listen, I'm the dude or his dudonis
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  Speaker 1: or el duderino, and if you're not into the whole
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  Speaker 1: brevity thing and all that.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff, but he's got swagger.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, hopefully he has his own advil as well,
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  Speaker 1: because life hits you fast in the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: We know that. And good luck.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna get a parade here because your dad
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  Speaker 1: was a great player in a different generation of the NFL.
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  Speaker 1: And we'll see how Shouter does. Hard to imagine he'll
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  Speaker 1: be any worse than he was in the opening performance there.
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  Speaker 1: But the test will be when it's third down at
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  Speaker 1: eight and you've got Max Crosby chasing you down like
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  Speaker 1: a junkyard dog.
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  Speaker 2: What are you gonna do. What are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 1: So the Raiders though, if you think of this like
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  Speaker 1: a restaurant. I've had a few friends of over the
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  Speaker 1: years that have gotten into restaurants and they always say, well,
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  Speaker 1: you open the restaurants, a million things that can go wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You always have to have a soft launch before you
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  Speaker 1: have the official official launch. And soft launch is normally
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  Speaker 1: friends and family, friends and family, and then you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe somebody will come in and just happen to be
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  Speaker 1: there and look at your restaurant, and you want everyone
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  Speaker 1: in the kitchen to know what they're doing and everything
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  Speaker 1: like that, and you want to have.
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  Speaker 2: Just a small crowd, not too busy.
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  Speaker 1: And in the NFL, if you're a quarterback, you want
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  Speaker 1: to start against the Raiders because that defense is cotton
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  Speaker 1: candy other than mac Crosby cotton candy. We like cotton candy,
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  Speaker 1: but you don't really need, you know, functioning teeth to
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  Speaker 1: eat cotton candy. And as cam Ward would say, total ass,
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  Speaker 1: total ass. So as for sure say it's the Browns
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  Speaker 1: are praying that they get the razzle dazzle, and not
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  Speaker 1: just the frazzle. They want that razzle dazzle. The damage
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  Speaker 1: control I go back to the Dion caucas with circle
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  Speaker 1: back to the Dion caucas It's happened. Anyone and everyone
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  Speaker 1: who has Dion's phone number has magically blamed, among other things,
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  Speaker 1: the offensive line, the play calling, the weather, the lack
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  Speaker 1: of practice reps. I believe mercury being in retrograde has
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  Speaker 1: also been blamed. We'll have to check with our astrology insider.
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  Speaker 1: Some kind of cosmic event in the Farmer's almanac, and
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  Speaker 1: essentially anything but Shader. He is not culpable at all.
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  Speaker 1: He gets a full pardon from the Dion Caucus. And
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  Speaker 1: you can tell who exactly is in Dion's DMS who's
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  Speaker 1: getting text messages from Dion based on.
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  Speaker 2: How loud they are capping for his kid. It's wild.
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  Speaker 1: No shame, no shame that there was a point, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I got again, I'm getting old, But there was a
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  Speaker 1: point where people would never take part in that because
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  Speaker 1: it was so embarrassing. Now they're lining up to wear
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  Speaker 1: knee pads with Dion's logo on it to support the kid.
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  Speaker 2: It's wild.
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  Speaker 1: We got generation after generation of excuses, and all of that,
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  Speaker 1: of course, is prologued. And if you say you're the
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  Speaker 1: guy if you say that, then you go out and
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  Speaker 1: be the guy. You know, do I expect him to
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  Speaker 1: play well? No, although, boy, the Raiders are so they're
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds younger.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe not there yet.
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  Speaker 2: Oh he is he younger? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Is he a kid caller? I don't think he's a kid,
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  Speaker 2: I mean younger.
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  Speaker 6: If I had to guess, just based off of a
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  Speaker 6: like nineteen twenty.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, that's prime demo. That's big demo. That's we
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  Speaker 2: Well, Gunner. I hope you're sleeping well, Gunner, and we
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• 25:50
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• 25:53
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  Speaker 1: to a different kind of Olympic hero. And also later
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• 26:13
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  Speaker 1: though we say hello to Jed who fled Hello Jed Ben.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: Sometimes I catch up to you and a binge listening
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: of formats and he's funny you mentioned the Olympics because, uh,
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: I'm remember for Rickey Bobby talent, they can I recently
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: You've gonna pass out because of the rhymes? Was heydenus?
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: You were talking about starting a housekeeping Olympics, dude, and
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: you were unreasonably excited about that. Explain your yes, Yes,
• 26:42
  Speaker 7: I did like your talk identity after what was that?
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: That was actually the Fifth Hour podcast.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I believe I did twenty minutes on the my ideas
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: for the Olympics of housekeeping. I we it actually started.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I was talking on the show. On the radio show
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: at the end of last week. We were talking about it.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Came up in conver station. I said, this is a
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  Speaker 1: great thing. This should be a major.
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: Holidays. I'm just named sympathizing the Holidayay.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: So I was. I was watching.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: But that's that's one of the most downloaded episodes of
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour podcast. If you haven't heard that, go
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: back and listen. A detailed. I gave that for free jet.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: That's big. The Malard think tank was activated. I gave
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  Speaker 1: out that for free I had all the sports. I said,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: we go global. You know who can who can vacuum better?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Somebody in Saudi Arabia or somewhere, somebody in New Zealand
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: or Australia, who knows.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: That's why we need the Olympics. We need who can clean?
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Who can clean glass better? Uh? Someone in North Korea
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: or South Korea. I don't know. That's why we have
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: the Olympics.
• 27:44
  Speaker 7: I know that missile craft pipes, I can blow glass.
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: But I think you should be sponsored by Bissell because, dude,
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: the end up sucking Olympics. You suck massively. Now I'm sitting,
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: I'm shitting. Don't cut me off that bock Scott. Dude,
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: what about in the magical? Uh now you see something?
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: Now you don't Olympics stock to do that?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, okay, wow dude. No, I'm not talking about
• 28:04
  Speaker 7: being Arregana. I'm talking about I have visions now I
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: don't have vision. I got vision again.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Dude, You just you know, Jed, you know what's gonna happen.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: You just love getting these little fights because Scott's gonna
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: come back and deliver a guillotine on top of you.
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: Comedy. We're gonna open a comedy store called the Golden Bandana,
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: and Lenny Clark and Scott are gonna pursas me and
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: you at the Golden Banana, and it's gonna be like
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: not fun.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Well, next next time I'm in Boston, I'm going to
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: the Golden Banana.
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna have the.
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: Next time you're in Northwest Florida, pandas. Oh yeah, discriminate discrimination.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: No, no yet, I will. I've never been to the Pana.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: I've been to Florida. I've been to Orlando, Miami, been to.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: You know, all over here.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: You've definitely not been to Florida. You've been to Miami, definitely.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Miami is the It's the extra borough of New
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: York Miami, right, That's where all the that's the old
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: That was the old joke back in the day, although
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I think it's changed the last time
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I was there.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: It's not the same.
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: You get a heck of a job. But ask me
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: what the joke was about Miami and then talking over me,
• 29:05
  Speaker 7: because I was definitely gonna make a racist joke. You've
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: got good Thomas this dude, Well.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Every joke your your jed who fled uh in Redneck?
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: You're in the Redneck Rivierra. Of course you're gonna make
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: racist jokes. You live in the Redneck Riviera. That's what
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: you're going to do.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Of course, if you're listening.
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: If you're listening out there, and you need a pair
• 29:21
  Speaker 7: of teams with a tobacco can in the back pocket
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: or you need to back them for your mouth right now,
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: I'll see yr till you dude around the head. Then Mama,
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: tatntick up, tatnantic up. Anyway, I'll ask the weed man
• 29:33
  Speaker 7: later on. What's the fourth hour game?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Dude?
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: I've called you for years. I can't remember each night.
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: What's the fourth hour things?
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Well, that's because you've done so many drugs and have
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: you had a heart attack this week?
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: Why did I answer our question with another question?
• 29:46
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Hey, well we're gonna.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna answer the question, all right, What are you
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: gonna go call Glenn Beck Wake? Wait, wake Glenn Beck up.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: He's probably sleeping right now. Wake him up. How about that?
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: Annoy him? Annoy him? Annoy Glenn Beck, He.
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: Does I have to answer to this?
• 30:00
  Speaker 6: You do?
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: Why is the October that tenth month of the year.
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: It starts with octos, which is a preficture?
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: Eight?
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: Help me out with that?
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Dude back but I know you won't, My god? All right,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: all right right?
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Why did they stop at twelve? Why did they stop
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: at twelve months? Why don't we have fifteen months or
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: twenty months? Why twelve? Why do we stop at twenty?
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: By?
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: With factor? Fiction will be an hour for fact?
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: Why for people like me? And you do? Tell it?
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: Daylight losers times?
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta go, thank you? Why does it get
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: so upset? I got? I can't What am I supposed
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: to do?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Pleased to leave you on for the whole freaking show?
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Is that what I'm supposed to? I mean, come on,
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: holy crap, you go. What are we doing here?
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: Man alive? All right?
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Let's see.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Doc Dan in Minnesota, who found the show wall in
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: the hospital, says maybe Lorena got hanta virus from Mickey
• 30:56
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• 30:59
  Speaker 2: JE see that that was not the weather. The weather,
• 31:06
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• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I don't want to Jax myself. I'm being a pretty
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: good streak. I had like three or four months where
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I was really at a viral thing that was all
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: messed up, remember, and my voice was all messed up.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: And that was right, Oh yeah, it was. It was terrible.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: And and it.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Was like I had so many live reads and I
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: had what they whacked Eddy, and so I had like
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: live reads and it was like just it was the
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: the Olympics for talk radio with all the live commercials
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: and all that.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: But my god, but I recommend garlic.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Have I told you my garlic therapy that has helped
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: me so many times when you have like vocal.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: No, no, what I do?
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: And I heard this from an old DJ when I
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: when I started in radio in San Diego, and the
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: guy told me I was very guldible. He was probably
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: full of crap, but it's worked. And let me just
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: put his disclaimer out for the lawyers. You should never
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: take medical advice from an overnight talk radio host. You
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: should never do it. You should consult with medical professionals.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: You should never take anything that is said on the
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: radio as the gospel. But what I have done, and
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I learned this from DJ, when you have like laryngitis,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: or your voice is.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Kind of going out a little bit. There's something you
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: can take a piece of raw.
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: Garlic, like a little clove, a little head of a
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: clove of garlic, and you cut it in half, and
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: you put half on one side of your mouth and
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: half on the other, and you get you do this
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: before you go to bed, and you kind of suck
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: out the juices.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Of the garlic, the very potent garlic, and it'll go
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: to your throat and it will kill help kill the infection.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: In your throat.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: And if you do it, if you time it right,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: it will actually take care of the issue and it'll
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: certainly make it easier for you to communicate. I have
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: done it, and a couple of times I missed the
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: mark is there's only there's a window when you have
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: to do it, and if you miss the window, it
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: doesn't really do much.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: I might have missed the window.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: You know, the Egyptians sixth side, I understand, I.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Understand, But the Egyptians worshiped garlic, you know the old country.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: In the Old Country, garlic was nature's antibiotic, that was medicine.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Does a bird did you keep it in your cheek?
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Did you know in antiquity they did not have cvs.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: In antiquity, I did not know this. They didn't have Walgreens.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Had they had these medical people that recommended garlic.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: They say, oh, it's wrong with you.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: And this, I mean, this goes way back since at
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: least like the thirteen hundreds, they say, and so probably
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: before that, you know, you know, I wouldn't be surprised
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: if t Rex sucked on a big thing of garlic.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: You know, the dinosaurs loved garlic as well.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Maybe if they did, they'd still be here. What about Neanderthals.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Neanderthals also loved the garlic, you know, they warded off
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  Speaker 1: the evil stuff and all that.
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  Speaker 2: And no, you're not okay, just saying, you know who
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  Speaker 2: doesn't love garlic? Who's that Dracula? Yeah, that's right. Vampires.
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  Speaker 2: Vampires do not like garlic. They do not.
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  Speaker 1: It's one of the side effects that happens that immortality
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  Speaker 1: and all that.
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  Speaker 2: The vampires.
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  Speaker 1: It's just terrible for them. So but anyway, and they
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  Speaker 1: don't like sunlight either, right, they.
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  Speaker 2: Don't like sunlight.
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  Speaker 6: I could never be a vampire.
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  Speaker 1: Very harmful for vampires. It's not good anyway. It is
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  Speaker 1: the Ben Mahler show. So a different kind of Olympic hero.
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  Speaker 1: How about this talk about this guy a few months back.
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  Speaker 1: Ryan Wedding is his name. I was an Olympic snowboarder
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  Speaker 1: and he is now on the most most ten person
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  Speaker 1: most wanted list of the FBI. He has become a
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  Speaker 1: drug kingpin. He's living in Mexico. He remains at large,
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  Speaker 1: and he has been charged in the death of a
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  Speaker 1: federal witness. The FBI had a big news conference big
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  Speaker 1: shots there in DC.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and this guy was in the Olympics as a
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  Speaker 1: snowboarder back and he's a Canadian.
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  Speaker 2: Non American guy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, but he is now among the FBI's ten
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  Speaker 1: most wanted fugitives, wanted for murder of a federal witness.
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  Speaker 1: And he allegedly placed a bounty on a witness's head
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  Speaker 1: and he believed that if the death of this guy
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  Speaker 1: would result in the dismissal of criminal charges. Turns out
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  Speaker 1: the FBI said not so fast. This guy was in
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  Speaker 1: the two thousand and two Salt Lake City Olympics and
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  Speaker 1: they claimed the US Attorney General claims that he now
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  Speaker 1: runs the most prolific and violent drug trafficking organization in
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  Speaker 1: the world. Well that's pretty but you talk about reaching
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  Speaker 1: the top of your profession. I mean, if you're going
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  Speaker 1: to be a drug dealer, you might as well go
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  Speaker 1: for the kingpin status. And he's doing that. Organization was
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  Speaker 1: consible for imputting sixty metric tons of coke per year
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  Speaker 1: into La from Mexico.
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  Speaker 2: What sixty metric tons of coke in.
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  Speaker 6: La Real becomes one with the real sugar or do
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  Speaker 6: you think it's the fake sugar.
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  Speaker 1: I you'd have to test it out, but there you go.
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  Speaker 1: Also the largest distributor of cocaine in Canada at that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: this guy's like the Amazon of coke and he's wanted
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  Speaker 1: for drug trafficking. Well, you can't be killing people, but
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  Speaker 1: that's what they do in the drug game. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: they say the bounty on his head is said at
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  Speaker 1: fifteen million. It had been ten millions, so you can
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  Speaker 1: find them fifteen Did they ever pay those out? I
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: feel like they never pay out those I buddy of
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  Speaker 1: mine said, they never actually pay.
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  Speaker 2: Those things out. It's all bull crap. They don't pay
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  Speaker 2: them out. Who knows.
• 36:46
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  Speaker 1: Time now for the insta trivia And here is the
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  Speaker 1: are the only players in NFL history to have games
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  Speaker 1: with three rushing touchdowns and three passing touchdowns.
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  Speaker 2: That is the question.
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  Speaker 1: What is the answer, And let's see does anyone know
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  Speaker 1: the answer? We go to the Unwashed Ben's buddy, Fred
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  Speaker 1: Reyer from Eloy from Compton. So we have no condom
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  Speaker 1: Carl from alf There's a great name.
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  Speaker 1: Pleased to play football Bill in who's your Bills going?
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  Speaker 1: forty two Today from Late Night Drug Tester. Do you
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  Speaker 6: I was reported on Tuesday that Aaron Rodgers will not
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  Speaker 6: need surgery on his left wrist, and he's reportedly pushing
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  Speaker 6: to play this week.
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  Speaker 2: He's spoke to the media.
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  Speaker 6: So it's more of a safety issue than a pain
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: tolerance issue. But do you think the Steelers should let
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: him play against the Bears? Yes?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, you only get seventeen games. If he's medically cleared
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: the play, he should play. I don't see what the
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: issue is. That's a winnable game, that's a toss up game.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: The Bears have a good record, they've been winning with
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: as Tree in Chicago and Yaphemeio in weird ways. But yeah,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: if he's able to go, and he's medically cleared, there's
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: no reason not to play him.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I'd put him out there next.
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: There's apparently chatter in some circles that the Vikings will
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: explore trading for Mac Jones this upcoming offseason. Do you
• 40:41
  Speaker 6: think Jones is a good insurance policy for JJ McCarthy?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: He is an insurance policy. I do not know that
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: I would use the word good. I do not know
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: that I would use the word good in that there
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: are some advantages to Mac Jones. He has cooled off
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: though right for a couple of weeks it looked like
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: bod this guy's great not so much anymore with the
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: forty nine ers, and now Brock Forty's obviously back in
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: the picture.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: And all that stuff. But you know, I don't think
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: there's gonna be a bating war for Mac Jones. How
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: about that next?
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: Well, Like Fatherlike Son, apparently as a bad season for
• 41:15
  Speaker 6: the Buffaloes wraps up, Deon Sanders addressed to the media and
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: assured everyone that Colorado has the right man for the job.
• 41:21
  Speaker 6: He is the guy do they have the right man, Ben.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: It would be more fun if Dion said, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I am not the right person for the job. I
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: am not, and I'm in the cockpit on the vomit comment.
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: It is not going well.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: But Dion, it just looks like he's he's one of
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: those not the vomit commet, but like he's a comet.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: He burned brightly for a little bit, quickly gone. That's it,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: like or like a rainbow kind of fading off in
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: the distance there. I love the Deon story, but man,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: does it he look like he doesn't know what he's
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: doing this year. We'll give another year, but it's not
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: looking good that we know you passed that far.
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: I passed it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah,