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My childhood BULLY is now bullying my son…so I revealed her secret! | Reddit Stories | EP3052 · ok storytime

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  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Dakota. And this is Riley, your favorite
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  Speaker 3: My childhood bully is now bullying my son, so I
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  Speaker 3: revealed her secret.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, you should have revealed a left hook.
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  Speaker 3: My female son is six, and he's such a sweet soul.
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  Speaker 3: He has his ups and downs, as many childhood does,
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  Speaker 3: but he's gentle and at times too good for this world.
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  Speaker 3: We haven't had many instances of him being bullied until now,
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  Speaker 3: and he's not taking it well. Back when I was
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  Speaker 3: a young child slash teen, a certain girl decided to
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  Speaker 3: make my life a living heck.
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  Speaker 2: Is everyone here for me?
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean by that?
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  Speaker 3: She disguised herself as my friend and made me do
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  Speaker 3: all kinds of things for her, only to call me
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  Speaker 3: all the names under the sun for them. I lived
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  Speaker 3: through it up until I was 17.
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  Speaker 2: I'm 28 now.
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  Speaker 3: And have a child of my own. And my number
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  Speaker 3: one parenting goal has always been to make sure my
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  Speaker 3: son never bullies anyone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good goal. That's a good goal to have.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like you're doing well.
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  Speaker 1: Also, there's people in the chat talking about ibuprofen daily
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  Speaker 1: intake limits. It's very important not to go over that.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people don't know that. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: people think it's, it can cause a very, it can
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  Speaker 1: cause really bad liver damage just taking like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: an extra 800. Keep that in mind. Just thought I'd
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  Speaker 1: let people know that.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Dakota.
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  Speaker 1: PSA. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, hers wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: She has a son as well. A year older than
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  Speaker 3: my kid. It hasn't been an issue up until a
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  Speaker 3: few months ago when they moved back to our hometown
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  Speaker 3: after spending the first years of the kid's life in
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  Speaker 3: the nearest big city. My son, the friendly little guy
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  Speaker 3: he is, became friends with a boy, and they had
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  Speaker 3: some playdates and fun outings together, which I've been trying
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  Speaker 3: to accept, despite that gut feeling. Who does his son
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  Speaker 3: look like? I'm thinking a little kid with glasses.
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  Speaker 4: Chicken Little.
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  Speaker 1: Chicken Little. Yeah, he looks like Ralphie from A Christmas Story.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I was also thinking Stuart Little's brother.
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  Speaker 1: Michael J. Fox? No, that's Stuart Little.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, Stuart Little's played by Michael J.
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  Speaker 5: Fox?
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  Speaker 1: I think his brother was also Ralphie from A Christmas Story.
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  Speaker 5: I'm serious? No, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was.
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  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't. Stuart Little came out in early 2000s.
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  Speaker 4: Crystal Story came out in like 1960 or like 70.
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  Speaker 4: Or no, it wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: He was a 40-year-old man? Yeah. Like a kid?
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  Speaker 4: Don't know where you got that.
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  Speaker 1: I used to know this guy's name. What else was
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  Speaker 1: he in? He was in something else.
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  Speaker 4: He was an elf.
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  Speaker 2: He was an elf. Like a split second.
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  Speaker 1: It's not Johnny Galecki. That's the guy from Big Bang Theory.
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  Speaker 3: I have an absorption issue, so most meds I take
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  Speaker 3: do not work or I have to take much of
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  Speaker 3: them and it scares people.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, Alicia.
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  Speaker 5: Who is it?
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  Speaker 4: Peter Billingsley.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Dang, I would have, that's not, that's not even close.
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  Speaker 2: Peter Billingsley.
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  Speaker 1: That was the guy from A Christmas Story?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Who's the guy from Stuart Little?
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  Speaker 2: Who is Stuart Little's brother?
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  Speaker 4: That's the same kid from my mom's Dating a Vampire.
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  Speaker 1: That's what, it's the same kid from somewhere, I just
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  Speaker 1: can't place it.
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  Speaker 5: George Little.
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  Speaker 1: It's the kid from Jerry Maguire. That's what it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's the little kid from Jerry Maguire. That's what it was.
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  Speaker 4: Jonathan Lipnicki.
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  Speaker 1: Lipnicki, that's right.
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  Speaker 4: Look at this, hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's who I think this kid
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  Speaker 2: looks like, actually.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, that kid's sick.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.
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  Speaker 4: I got a better picture.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Paul, so you were thinking the same thing as me?
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  Speaker 4: Aw.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, look at how cool this guy is.
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  Speaker 4: This kid's sick.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, heck yes, bro. He has a Tap Out shirt on?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude. Stop!
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  Speaker 4: Dude, that kid.
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  Speaker 1: He's wearing Tap Out in, like, 03.
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  Speaker 4: He's wearing Tap Out in 03, wearing a leather jacket.
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  Speaker 4: spiky hair frosted tips pretty much dude that's the epitome
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  Speaker 4: of the 2000s right that guy is absolutely jacked now
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  Speaker 4: missing his missing one front tooth.
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  Speaker 1: Bro yeah time to be alive the only thing i
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  Speaker 1: know about that guy is he is upper one percentile
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  Speaker 1: jacked now damn oh.
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  Speaker 4: He's from the kid from the little vampire oh i
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  Speaker 4: was close.
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  Speaker 3: Turns out i was right to worry about it though
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  Speaker 3: By the way, this comes from Old Manager Alton. If
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  Speaker 3: the r slash OKStoryTime subreddit.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Riley. I'm Dakota.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Jonathan Lipnicki.
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  Speaker 3: And we're here to read this story goofily. If you
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  Speaker 3: have anything you'd like to add, please add it down
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  Speaker 3: below because we don't.
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  Speaker 1: Have all the answers. And legally, I have to tell
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  Speaker 1: you that's not Jonathan Lipnicki.
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  Speaker 2: Opie says, What?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 3: He wants us to get rid of our dogs, and
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  Speaker 3: there had been instances of him telling me his friends
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  Speaker 3: were saying he lives in a rabies-infested house.
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  Speaker 5: The reason?
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  Speaker 3: I'm a canine handler and trainer. We have four family dogs,
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  Speaker 3: and I have my own business training dogs for the
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  Speaker 3: Army slash Police slash Armed Forces, or just protection dogs
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  Speaker 3: in general.
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  Speaker 2: I know for a fact if one of them dogs
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  Speaker 2: had rabies, it wouldn't be there.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Yep, man. I'm sure you have a pretty robust liability
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  Speaker 1: insurance plan. What if you train one of them dogs
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  Speaker 1: how to attack somebody and it attacks the wrong person?
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  Speaker 2: Attacks the wrong child?
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 4: Nope.
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  Speaker 1: Once I hand the dog off to you, it is
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  Speaker 1: your full responsibility.
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  Speaker 3: I've been doing this for 10 years, way before my
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  Speaker 3: son was born. The most terrifying part is that the
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  Speaker 3: grown but adult woman, my former bully, is the one
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  Speaker 3: who came up with the amazing idea of calling a
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  Speaker 3: six-year-old rabies infested.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Do you guys have generational bullying in your lives?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 5: I do. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Me too.
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  Speaker 2: Is it from family?
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  Speaker 4: No, actually no.
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  Speaker 3: Thinking here. I, my mom went to school with this
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  Speaker 3: one woman and she stole her pants and then they
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  Speaker 3: were like, no, they're my pants. So she had a
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  Speaker 3: bully in high school and then that both of those
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  Speaker 3: women had kids. And then now my bully was like
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  Speaker 3: her kid.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry. I thought your parents were bullying.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 5: Whoops.
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  Speaker 1: They passed down the, uh, The bullying gene.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Linden Strickland.
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  Speaker 4: It's just, it's like the traveling pants, the traveling gene
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  Speaker 4: of bullies.
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  Speaker 5: How it works.
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  Speaker 1: The brotherhood of the traveling bullies.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 5: But it's gay.
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  Speaker 2: Guess who's still in Taylorsville?
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  Speaker 1: I hear that's a nice town.
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  Speaker 5: It is.
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  Speaker 1: I've heard that's a nice town. I hear that's a
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  Speaker 1: good place to settle down.
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  Speaker 2: To settle down.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. To settle down.
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  Speaker 1: Some people are real calm their whole life.
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  Speaker 3: A friend of mine showed me a group chat she's
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  Speaker 3: been added to. along with other parents of the kids
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  Speaker 3: in my son's friend group, where she's.
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  Speaker 2: Been relentlessly bullying.
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  Speaker 3: My six-year-old child and me by proxy with the other
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  Speaker 3: parents agreeing or laughing reacting. She's editing pictures, downloading them
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  Speaker 3: from my websites. Regarding to the dogs we have, I
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  Speaker 3: obviously don't post my son and using the photos the
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  Speaker 3: boys have together. An adult butt woman doing this to
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  Speaker 3: a six-year-old little boy My bub is obviously upset, but
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  Speaker 3: he doesn't know what the extent of it is. It's
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  Speaker 3: just that his friends don't want to play with him
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  Speaker 3: because they think he has a life risk infectious disease.
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  Speaker 2: Ugh.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 5: Erg.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. I wonder what your bully... Has
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  Speaker 1: in her closet, you know, skeletons. I wonder what she
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  Speaker 1: might be, you know, keeping from the light of day.
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  Speaker 2: Why does she have to move away from the big
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  Speaker 2: city to this town?
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  Speaker 1: I can't properly describe how upset I would be if
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  Speaker 1: this happened to my hypothetical child. Yeah, me neither.
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  Speaker 3: My little brother got bullied and I still have a
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  Speaker 3: hit list on that kid.
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  Speaker 1: Like someone might end up getting rabies.
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  Speaker 4: It's like Malcolm in the Middle. When Reese got bullied
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  Speaker 4: by the girls and then the mom just did like
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  Speaker 4: a vendetta against everyone.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember. I don't remember that episode. That's really funny.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, it's crazy. Emma Stone is one of them.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't there a scene in that where like Reese is
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  Speaker 1: one of the girls? Or like he's just like gal
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  Speaker 1: pal kind of?
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  Speaker 4: I can't remember. No, probably not that one.
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  Speaker 1: I can't remember.
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  Speaker 4: I think he was supposed to go on a date
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  Speaker 4: or like homecoming and like they dressed up a pig
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  Speaker 4: and like he was excited actually and he actually got hurt.
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  Speaker 5: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: I remember. Yeah, doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: Other than the obvious, which would be going to school,
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  Speaker 3: I'd like to get back on her for all the
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  Speaker 3: years she spent terrorizing me. And worst of all, terrorizing
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  Speaker 3: my son now. Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Any
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  Speaker 3: payback ideas, if legal, would be appreciated too. Update 12
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  Speaker 3: days later.
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  Speaker 4: They won't know you burned down the house. I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 4: Don't do that. Don't do arson.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, a.
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  Speaker 1: Dog can't be arrested for arson.
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  Speaker 2: There we go.
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  Speaker 4: Accidents. Yeah. Accidents happen.
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  Speaker 1: Accidents do happen. Arfson.
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  Speaker 4: Arf?
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  Speaker 5: Ruffson.
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  Speaker 2: Arfson.
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  Speaker 1: Arfson.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I can see that.
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  Speaker 5: No.
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  Speaker 1: Arfsonist.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Do we really think talking to your bully, what do
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  Speaker 4: you think, will that make things even more complicated?
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  Speaker 1: I think if you got into the group chat and
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  Speaker 1: just sent a message being like, wow, it's so inspiring
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  Speaker 1: to see you haven't changed at all since we were 16.
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  Speaker 5: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Still bullying me and my six-year-old son. I hope everyone
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: in this chat is really happy about their behavior.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. I like that.
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  Speaker 4: I would send a picture of an apple and then
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  Speaker 4: the tree. Just be like, huh, look at that.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I hope your child turns out better than you. It
• 9:20
  Speaker 1: doesn't look like anyone's on the right track for that.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe if he hangs out with my son enough, my
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  Speaker 1: son's good nature will rub off on him and undo
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  Speaker 1: your you know, malignant parenting.
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  Speaker 5: Crazy, dude.
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  Speaker 3: After reading through all of the comments, I decided not
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  Speaker 3: to post her on social media for everyone to see,
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  Speaker 3: mostly because I don't need a defamation case on top
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  Speaker 3: of everything else that's going on right now. I did, however,
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  Speaker 3: look into her life and why she had to move
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  Speaker 3: back to our hometown. And with the help of some
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  Speaker 3: childhood friends, I was able to find out she did
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  Speaker 3: something similar to one of her coworkers. No children involved, though.
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  Speaker 3: and ended up getting fired. Hence was why she was
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  Speaker 3: unable to stay in the city.
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  Speaker 4: So she could just continue being a bully. She continued
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  Speaker 4: being a bully. And they're like, hey, you're fired.
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  Speaker 1: I called it in her own head. She's like, yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's just kind of ran its course out there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you did call it. You did call it. I need
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  Speaker 1: to go. It's my time here in the city's run
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  Speaker 1: its course. I need to go find somewhere to bully
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  Speaker 1: in a smaller market, you know?
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  Speaker 2: The pond is too big here.
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  Speaker 4: I can go back to my roots.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, my roots.
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  Speaker 4: This is what you do.
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  Speaker 5: What?
• 10:27
  Speaker 4: Real talk.
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  Speaker 2: What?
• 10:30
  Speaker 4: You go online and you hire a professional bully to
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  Speaker 4: bully them.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, you can do that?
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  Speaker 5: Probably.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, look up Stelios Contos. Stelios Contos? Stelios Contos. Only
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  Speaker 4: real people know that reference.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why is that name in my head? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, this guy?
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  Speaker 1: Sofa says you can't be... Yes! Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it can't be charged with defamation if you say the truth, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, there's more.
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: Well, it adds a layer of complication when your kid
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  Speaker 1: and her kid were, like, buddies and get along.
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  Speaker 2: Because they still have to go to school together.
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  Speaker 1: And, like, you don't want to mess that up. His
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  Speaker 1: mom's already messing it up, though, so.
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: you offered someone on reddit like 20 bucks they'd do
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: it for you people.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: On reddit are mean maybe remember that prank that went
• 11:19
  Speaker 1: around a long time ago of the guy who like
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: faked like an abduction of his friend oh my gosh
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: yeah put him in like a trunk yeah wouldn't it
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  Speaker 1: be funny if that happened to this woman right haha prank.
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  Speaker 2: We got you good you were so terrified you.
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  Speaker 3: Pranked your pants pranked that's crazy i did however file
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  Speaker 3: a police report and got half Asked scared crapless apology
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  Speaker 3: from her via messenger.
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  Speaker 1: That's actually so funny. Like I didn't have to do
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  Speaker 1: any of that. I literally just told the police that
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  Speaker 1: a grown woman was bullying my six year old. Turns
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: out they were really down to help me out.
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  Speaker 4: See, you just get someone to bully the bully.
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  Speaker 3: I can't say more about how it's been going when
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: it comes to the claim and court dates, etc.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm sorry I can't give you an update as
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  Speaker 3: of now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad you live somewhere with strong cyberbullying laws.
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  Speaker 2: California, New York.
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: Canada. Canada. Yeah, well, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Some of you mentioned I should also go to the
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  Speaker 3: school and show off the dogs to the kids so
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  Speaker 3: they all understand what the dogs actually do. I can't
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: do that, sadly.
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  Speaker 2: However, school's out.
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  Speaker 3: However, I was able to work with the town and
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  Speaker 3: organize a meeting in the park where I was able
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  Speaker 3: to show what my dogs did. It was for everyone
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: who attended. But from what my son has told me,
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: a surprising amount of his peers actually did show up.
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: I have another show scheduled for this weekend during the
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  Speaker 3: summer festival in town. And my son will be actually
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  Speaker 3: performing this time as well.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he's going to do a backflip off a Belgian Malinois.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: A Belgian what?
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  Speaker 1: It's like the, when you see like dogs, like they're
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  Speaker 1: like police dogs, something that like, like run up the
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  Speaker 1: side of a wall, jump off, do a backflip and
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  Speaker 1: like grab a, Oh, yeah, grab a Frisbee or something?
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  Speaker 1: That's a Belgian Malinois.
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  Speaker 8: Wow.
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  Speaker 4: It would be really funny, like, hey, son, let's put, like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, let's make you seem like you have rabies, actually,
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  Speaker 4: just to wow everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know what's sad is you can't tell if a
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  Speaker 3: dog actually had rabies unless you take its brain out
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: and cut.
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: It in half. Oh, that's sad. You know, my gut
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: from the beginning of this story was, it's like, yeah,
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: why doesn't your son just make it fun? And it's like, well,
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, but like, imagine it's like, like you
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: put like whipped cream in your mouth and you're like,
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  Speaker 1: and it's like, nah, it's just like funny, but he
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: can't do it. Cause he's literally, it's like a actual
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: smear campaign by an adult.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: That makes sense.
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: Who's like making it a very conscious effort to like,
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: you know, sabotage this kid's ability to have friends. It's insanity.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: He's super excited, and I'm glad I was able to
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: have him make some good memories after that. Lastly, for
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: the people who wanted me to beat her up, I'm
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: 22 weeks pregnant, so no thank you. My partner beat
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: me to it, though. He's a firefighter, so for most
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: of this, I wasn't really able to talk to him
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: about my feelings when he was working his double shifts.
• 14:29
  Speaker 3: But the moment I was able to sit down with
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: him and tell him, he went straight to that house
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: to have a word with her bully husband.
• 14:35
  Speaker 4: Dang, that's crazy. Imagine having the cops... And the fire
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: department on your side.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: If the fire department's on your side, you know, it
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: would be really funny.
• 14:44
  Speaker 4: You know what would be really funny? Full circle. Full circle.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, no. And they go, oh, sorry. It looks like
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: our call system went down when your house was on fire.
• 14:56
  Speaker 4: Our ice cream machine isn't working. Call somebody else.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: Disclaimer. Don't commit arson, dumb, dumb, dumb. Don't do that.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: There we go.
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: We're joking.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: He came out of it in one piece. He's fine.
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: And the other dude is alive. But if I wasn't
• 15:10
  Speaker 3: a mother with another baby on the way, plus an
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: adult woman, I would say it was entertaining as F.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: Obie says, another small piece of information people have been
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: wondering about. I did say I'm 28 and that I've
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: been doing this for 10 years. And someone mentioned it's impossible. Well,
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: I've actually been working with dogs way before I turned 18.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: My dad did it for a living my whole life.
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: I did not, however, open my business until I was 18.
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: Oh, well.
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, whatever, dude.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, great.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: People on the internet just be like, nuh-uh.
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: Make sure it didn't happen.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: You can't do that. Nuh-uh. I couldn't do that, which
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: means you couldn't do that. Nuh-uh.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: I don't have that. Thus, you can't have that. Yeah,
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: that's Reddit, though.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: My favorite is when someone's just adding relevant context, and
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: then people come back, and they're like, wow, you're so
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: smug letting us all. It's like, yeah, I'm letting you.
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: It's relevant, dumbass.
• 16:01
  Speaker 5: Sorry.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: That's okay.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: People just be so dumb.
• 16:04
  Speaker 5: Um, actually.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: Anytime people comment online, I'm like, oh, they just need
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: a friend to talk to.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: This is them getting stuff off their chest.
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they just need some, yeah.
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: They're commenting into the void.
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: That's why I like that the show you did, that
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: guy had that joke about just, like, leaving comments on, like,
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: YouTube shorts videos with no views. Because he knows it's
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: going to get red. He's going to get red. Just, like,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: the opposite end of the coin of that, just being like, yeah,
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: I would have liked it if you made it with
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: bell peppers.
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: Oh, Shane?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: Dude, Shane's funny.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just as somebody goes like, what? It's like, they're
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: not making it for you. And it's like, well, you
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: don't know that. You don't know that.
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: I'm his friend.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I joined the army as soon as I could. So
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: this was my first real adult job.
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: So there's that.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Thank you all for helping me out and getting mad
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: alongside of me. There, we're all doing much better. My
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: son's birthday is tomorrow. So I've got cake, pops to dip,
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: and a backyard to set up. But For any of
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: you who were actually worried about him, he's happy, smiled,
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: and excited as heck for his presence tomorrow. Rather than comments, wait,
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: so your husband fought the other husband? Obi says, it
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: was a bit of a scuffle, yes.
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: Wait, actually? Husband fight. Husband fight.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: Husband fight, dude.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: I'd do this for my girl.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Why else would you get a husband? You can't, like,
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: fight them like Pokemon.
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: They're useless outside of that.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You just have them live in a little ball.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: Put him on the shelf. Oh, man.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: Comment or two.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: Are we accepting of sending the kid to karate class
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: and then punching the bully kid in the mouth?
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: He says he will be doing Krav Maga starting September.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Krav Magna.
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Both me and my brother did. And it really gave
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: us both confidence boosts. So I'm signing him up as well.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: Sick.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, dude. Self-defense. Yeah.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: I like that. I like that a lot.
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: That's so sweet.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if I ever have a kid and it's like
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: they're ever getting bullied, I'm like, first of all, it's
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: your job to be funnier and smarter than them. So
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: whenever they say something dumb to you, you just say
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: the better thing back.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, it's all about the mind game.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Don't just eat it. You dish it back. And if
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: somebody swings on you, you have full permission to send
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: them to the shadow realm.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: There we go.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: I would say a lot of calling names and telling
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: people like you're stupid, do this or that is not
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: accepting what they have to say.
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: So being like, no, I'm not.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Not that.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: No.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: That always shuts me down.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: No, I'm not. Why would you say that?
• 18:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Nuh-uh. What do you mean? Yeah.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: And that helped me a lot in school because people
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: would say stuff to me and be like, no, that's
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: not me.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: And it would stump them. They're like, I don't know
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: what to do with that.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I did have one guy who got me once in
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: high school with a nickname that was just so, like,
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: uncombackable from, like, there's nothing I could like do with
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: his name or anything that could even come close. So,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: so I just was like, yeah, that's good, dude. You
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: got me. You get me with that.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yep. That's it.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: And that's it. Yeah, that's good.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: Right.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: And it was just like, once it didn't, if, if
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: it doesn't have the, Oh, Oh, like impact, then it
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: doesn't accomplish anything.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: That's right. That's how, that's how it's done.
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: Did you have a bullying school?
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: So going to a Catholic school, And it was just small,
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: small classes.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: He was bullied by the Protestants.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: Being one of the only, like, non-white kids in the school,
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: it's a very small percentage.
• 19:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Not necessarily, like, straight in your face bullying, but it
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: was just like, yo, okay.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: What would they say to you?
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: It should be like anything regarding being Asian or being Filipino.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Hey, why do you look brown? My mom.
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: Oh. Is she hot?
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: Dude, honestly, that's the most brutal. I feel bad. There
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: was a kid in my high school where we would
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: always give him grief about his mom being hot. And
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: thinking back at it, I'm like, yeah, that was actually
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: probably way more brutal for him than I realized. And
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: we didn't not like, we liked it. Like it wasn't
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: like a mean, you know, thing. It was just like, ah,
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: you know, we all liked him. We were friends with him,
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: but he didn't like that though. Well, yeah, of course.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was like, oh, like, shut up.
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: I would have been like, that makes me hot. So
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: I'm hot. Yeah.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Sweet. His mom was a good looking lady. Heck yeah, dude.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: That's how it goes. Well, that's the end of that story.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: We got another one coming up.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: My mother used me as a free babysitter and secretly
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: charged the parents behind my back.
• 20:31
  Speaker 6: Ooh, I guess it wasn't free. I.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: 21, female, often babysit my cousins, 10, 11. a seven,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: and five with my mom. While they are at our house,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I make worksheet packets for them, and we do arts
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: and crafts. They love it, and so do I. A
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: few weeks ago, my neighbor Sandra, in her 30s, saw
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: us doing projects in my backyard and asked if her kids,
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: 10 and 7, could join. I agreed. Soon after, another
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: neighbor asked if her son, 8, could join, too. The
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: kids get along well, and it became a routine that
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: whenever my cousins came over, the neighborhood kids did too. However,
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: my mom tells the parents to send their kids over
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: without telling me first. This is frustrating, and sometimes leaves
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: me short on supplies, but we usually make it work.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: This leads to the current issue. Two weeks ago, the
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: kids were over making things out of air-dry clay. Another neighbor, Melanie,
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: in her 30s, asked my mom if her son, Henry,
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: could join too. Explaining that the neighborhood kids don't really
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: play with him.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: Aw.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: No. What's wrong with him?
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Yikes. What is wrong with him? There's something about Henry.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: Something wrong.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: Aw.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: Something. In the middle of the night, his eyes roll
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: back on his head and he starts speaking ancient Aramaic.
• 21:47
  Speaker 5: Aw.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: The walls shake and he levitates. Aw.
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: Would you let him hang out with your kids?
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Not wanting to be rude, my mom welcomed him without
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: informing me. Henry immediately caused issues pushing kids, hogging clay,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: and screaming when he didn't get his way.
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Why doesn't that kid have friends? Ew. By the way,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: this comes from Arts and Crafty Person. If you want
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: to submit your own stories, go to the r slash
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: OK Storytime subreddit. I'm Dakota.
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: I'm Savannah.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: I'm Keon.
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: And we are here to read this story about this
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: little demon child, and we're going to have our thoughts.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: But we're goofballs, so keep that in mind. And let
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: us know what you think in the comments. Maybe we'll
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: read it. Maybe we'll read it and we'll go, oh
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: my God, is this the next philosopher of our time?
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: Henry!
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Opie says, after we told Henry several times to wait
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: because the clay was drying, he ran upstairs into my bedroom,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: noticed my iPad, and started playing on it. Oh, nope.
• 22:47
  Speaker 6: I'm immediately going up and slapping it out of his hand.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Well, maybe not slapping it. You smack it up. That's mine!
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: The Tobey Maguire.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: Nah, I don't play with my stuff.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: When my mom tried to take it away, Henry threw
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: it on the ground, cracking the screen and threw a
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: massive tantrum on my bed. Nope. Bye, Henry.
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: No wonder no one likes you. Literally, what I said,
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: I was like, there has to be something wrong with
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: him that he has no friends when he's.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Eight years old. You know what this kid needs? Gentle parenting.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: I think that is probably how he is the way
• 23:26
  Speaker 6: he is.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: And you go, gee, I wonder why this kid has
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: no friends.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Enraged at this point, I packed up the supplies, sent
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood kids home, and sent my cousins inside to
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: watch TV.
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: And then Opie pulls a Cersei and says, come here, boy.
• 23:43
  Speaker 4: We're going to play with the clay. I, like, truthfully,
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: I'd be like, what's wrong with you? I'd be like, oh,
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: did that fix it? Are you all right now? I said, oh,
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: are you going to pay for that? Like, oh, I
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: would go into a whole big thing. I get really
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: sarcastic when I'm angry.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, I'd tell that kid, I'm like, you're
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: going to jail now.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: Truthfully, I haven't been angry in, like, a long time.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: Do you want to be? That sucks, dude. I should
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: do that sometime. What? Go to a.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: Rage room and you'd be like, I loved it.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: How dare you, Henry? My mom was angry because she
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: started getting upset texts from the parents. I told her
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Melanie owed me money for the screen, but my mom
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: told me to just let it go and that she'll
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: repair it. Okay. The next day I went to Melanie's
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: house to ask for the repair money. Instead of apologizing,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: she got defensive. and said she owed me nothing and
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: slammed the door in my face. To avoid more neighborhood drama,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I decided to just pay for the repair myself.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: No, why? Also, now you see where the little kid
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: gets his tendencies.
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, so he can do whatever he wants and get
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: away with it.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Ugh, I hate this.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: Mom goes, if you just slam things, it'll all be okay.
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: If you just break things and then throw a tantrum
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: on their bed, you probably won't have to wreak any
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: of the consequences.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: That's a gold star on the fridge. Yeah, literally. That's
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: a gold star on the fridge type of behavior. Thank you, Henry. Yeah.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: How many things did you break today, Henry? Here's another one.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Yesterday. All my troubles seemed so far away. But now
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: it looks as though... They're here to stay. They're here
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: to stay.
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: Aww.
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: That was yesterday. Yesterday.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I couldn't... I was trying to figure out how to
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: put Henry into there, but I couldn't.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: It's just a day away.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Yesterday, my cousins were over for an overnight stay. My
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: mom invited the neighborhood kids over for papier-mâché making, except
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: for Henry. Melanie found out somehow and came over and
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: demanded he be let in with the other kids. Oh,
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: you know what you.
• 25:44
  Speaker 4: Do on her face? Slam the door.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: There you go. Yar. My mom was at the store
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: at the time, and I told Melanie no, explaining that
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: I could not take Henry. She immediately got defensive and
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: asked me what I meant by that. I just kept repeating, no.
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: I can't.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Nice. My mom brought Henry inside anyway and told me
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: to just deal with it. I put my foot down
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: and told her that if Henry stayed, I was putting
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: all the supplies away. The other kids overheard and started
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: to get upset.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: They start booing Henry.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: Henry, you're ruining it. No, truthfully, that's kind of what
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: you have to do, though. Like, if you want them to, like,
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: see the consequences of their actions, you have to have
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: the whole group against them.
• 26:31
  Speaker 4: Again, you're seeing where the kid gets the tantrums and
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: why nobody hangs out with him. The mom sucks, too. Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: Failed by the mother.
• 26:39
  Speaker 5: Literally. Literally.
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: I think, truthfully, I don't think the mom wants to
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: hang out with him.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: She's like, please take him.
• 26:45
  Speaker 6: I cannot deal with him.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: You have to do this for me. We live like
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Amish people over here. I can't have any electronics. He
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: shatters them all. He chews the wires with his teeth.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: We're not allowed to have electricity because he won't stop
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: playing with the outlets.
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: Why isn't he in a cage?
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: He growled at me. It's for my own safety. We
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: let him out in the yard for enrichment activities.
• 27:06
  Speaker 6: And then we stuff him in the crate.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he caught five birds with his bare hands somehow
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: the other day. He's frighteningly agile. Ultimately, my mom took
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Henry back to Melanie's. Now, Melanie is bashing us on
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Facebook for excluding her son. Because of this, the other
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: two mothers are no longer letting their kids come over.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I feel terrible for taking that away from them, but
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I simply cannot handle Henry in my house. Am I
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: the a-hole? No! How are you the a-hole?
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: You tried to fit this kid in and he's a
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: little a-hole.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: So no, I don't, I can say no.
• 27:37
  Speaker 6: If you're not going to respect my boundaries and break
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: my stuff and cause mayhem to all the other kids
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: who don't even want you there either, then yeah, no,
• 27:45
  Speaker 6: I'm allowed to say no. Sorry, saying no is like
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: the worst thing, right, to a child. Yeah, and I
• 27:50
  Speaker 6: guess that, you know, that, I hope I'm his villain arc.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: I hope I am. I gotta say, uh, Are you
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: other mothers going to be hosting Arts and Crafts Day?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Are you guys hanging out with Henry? Who's taking care
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: of Henry? Maybe we all hang out at Henry's house
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: from now on. Yeah.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: You know what? Who's going to take care of Henry
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: and the other two kids? Great.
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: Great.
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: Just have fun with that. See why.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: It's like you got to understand why we're doing this.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: It's not just to exclude him because we just, you know,
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: feel like being mean that day. No, there is a
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: reason why I don't want to watch this kid.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: And there should be consequences. Why are we not giving
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: any consequences out?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I'll definitely be having a sit down with my
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: mom tonight and rethinking this whole craft sessions situation. I'll
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: provide an update later on. But thank you again. And
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: we have some comments here. Come on, this is not
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: the A-hole. You should post this on Facebook. Yeah, that'll
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: prevent neighborhood drama.
• 28:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: It's already been started. The neighborhood drama has been started
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: by Melanie.
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: I don't think it's going to end.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: With O.P., Are the other parents aware of how awful
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: this child is? Opie says, I assume so.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: You don't assume. You need to know.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. About a year ago, he attended another child's birthday
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: party in the neighborhood and pushed the birthday girl's cake
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: on the floor. Whoa, dude.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: So they got to know that he's just a menace.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Hennis the menace.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: I just got to imagine if I'm this age and
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I did that, just the earth shattering smack I would
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: have gotten from my mom. Oh, me too. Would have just,
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: I would have like, like, oh, I'm completely rewired. Yep. Okay.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: That's not, can't do that. Not doing that ever again.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Literally changing my ways entirely now.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: Wow. Yeah.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: If my parents heard me doing that as a kid,
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: I don't think I would have seen the sunlight.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, same. You would be not brown. You'd have
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: no sun exposure.
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: I'd be pasty. I'd be just paper.
• 29:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, that would not slide with me, anyone.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: And it shouldn't. It shouldn't slide.
• 29:53
  Speaker 6: Why should you let that be okay to ruin everyone
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: else's fun?
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Like, no, sorry.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: It's not all about you.
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: I guarantee you, Melanie was like, he doesn't like that flavor.
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: And I was probably like, oh, we didn't mean to
• 30:04
  Speaker 6: as he literally picked it up and threw it.
• 30:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: He didn't get his cake. He needs a cake too.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: He just was so excited.
• 30:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: He just doesn't like chocolate cake. You should have thought
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: about that. Can he blow out your candles? He wants
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: to be included. Like, that's probably her. Hey, it's Dakota,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: your favorite good time boy host here. We're going to
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: get back to the stories, but here's three minutes of
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• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I finally got the proper advice I needed and decided
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: to have a sit-down conversation with my mom the following night.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Some of you in the comments brought up things I
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have even thought of in my wildest dreams, but
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I decided to ask my mom anyway. I asked my
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: mom why she expects me to be a free babysitter
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: for the neighborhood, especially when I'm not getting paid. Her
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: response was along the lines of, you should just do
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: it because you aren't even paying rent. My second issue
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: was with the blatant disrespect of my boundaries, to which
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: she stated that this was her house. I then asked
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: her why she won't push Melanie on paying for my
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: iPad and why she let her continuously disrespect us, even
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: going so far as to post about me on Facebook.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: She told me she just doesn't want any issues with
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: the neighbors and that I need to let it go.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? So you're just letting it happen.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 31:14
  Speaker 6: So you're just enabling it.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Like you're not stopping it.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: You're not saying, oh, this is a problem or it's
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: not like, you know, kids, we understand that this is
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: going on, whatever. You're not like sitting down having to
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: talk with them. You're just ignoring it. And that's, That's
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: the issue here.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: They think, oh, if I just.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: Ignore it and he just keeps doing it, there's not
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: going to be any drama at all.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Henry's lucky I wasn't there. I'm not.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I probably shouldn't be a parent. I
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: wouldn't handle the kids. I would have weaponized all the
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: kids against Henry. Oh, same. Henry's messing with the clay.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: I've done that before.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Dog pile on Henry. Everyone's on top of Henry. He
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: can't get up.
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: We're going to have a fun game. We're going to
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: get into teams, okay? Henry's team won. The rest of
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: your team, too. Henry, you get a pillow. Kids, you
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: get a wiffle ball bat.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: You get bricks.
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Swords versus shield. Sword versus shield. 15 wiffle ball bats
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: versus one guy with a pillow. I call Henry being
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: the guy with the pillow again.
• 32:11
  Speaker 4: No, but, like, in all honesty, it's not... Yes, it's
• 32:14
  Speaker 4: the kid's fault, but really, if you stem... What it
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: stems down to is the parents.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Dude, like, honestly, I can't even... Like, I don't even
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: care anymore because I can't get the thought in my head...
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: of that, the pillow and the wiffle ball bats out,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: that would be so cool. If I was like 10,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, give me the pillow.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: Like, I want to be the underdog.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I'd be like, spin, move, block, block, eat a bat
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: to the face, smile. Like, that'd be so fun. Oh,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: that'd be so fun. It's just annoying. Finally, I asked
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: my mom if the other mothers were paying her to
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: have me babysit their kids. She got extremely defensive. And
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: after some pressing, she eventually admitted they had given her
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: 20 to 30 bucks for art supplies, which means they
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: probably actually gave her like 300 bucks. Yeah. She had
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: never informed me of this and never actually bought any
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: supplies with it. This was when I lost it. I
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: screamed at her about how I was taking care of
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: multiple kids at the same time on top of feeding
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: them and doing household chores while she laid in bed
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: all day or watched tennis on TV. My mom screamed
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: back that I don't pay rent, I can't keep a job,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: and I'm just slumming it in her house for free.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: Ah, there it is. There's also that. Yeah, of course,
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: when you catch her red-handed, she's going to use that
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: against you.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I say, adios.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: I fade out.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: I say, okay, I'll leave. I ended up packing a
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: bag and texted my friend to see if I could
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: stay over for the night, and she agreed. The next morning,
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: I asked if I could stay a little longer, but
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: she declined and said I would need to pay rent
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: if I wanted to stay. When I went back home,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: my mom and I had another argument- I told her
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything else for her, and if she
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: wants me out of the house, she'll have to formally
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: evict me. The fighting continued until she eventually went out
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: and I went to my room. Once everything calmed down
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: the following day, I decided to message Melanie directly because
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: I still had a major issue with her Facebook post.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: I told her I felt completely disrespected by it, how
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: it ruined the fun for the other kids, and especially
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: since I had tried to accommodate her son in the past,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: only for him to break my iPad without her taking
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: any accountability. I told her I expected her to pay
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: for the repairs, and if she didn't, I would take
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: her to small claims court. She read the message, but
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: never responded. A few days later, I went over to
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Sarah's mom's house to give back the art supplies her
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: kids had left behind. I explained the whole situation involving
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Melanie and my mom. To my surprise, Sarah's mom told
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: me that if I needed money, she would be happy
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: to hire me as a regular paid babysitter for Sarah.
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: And I happily agreed. There's a little bit more story here.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, how accurate is your mother's assessment? Can you
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: not hold down a job? How long have you been unemployed?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: What's going on? Clearly, you can babysit because, I don't know,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: you were taking care of like a dozen kids at
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: the same time. How old is Opie?
• 34:53
  Speaker 5: 21.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Get you a job, Opie. Now you got one. You're
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: a babysitter.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Time to get your life together.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, look.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: Vente y dos. Vente y uno.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Stop looking at Facebook. Yeah, also that. Literally anything out
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: there on social media can't really get you if you
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: just don't go to it. That's it. You know, with,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: of course, with nuance and exceptions. But like if just
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: one person talking crap about you is really bugging you,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: it's like you can just choose to not engage with it.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: And suddenly it's like it's not real. I haven't been
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: on Facebook in years. Anything on Facebook, not real to me.
• 35:33
  Speaker 4: Especially if it's the mom of the child that, again,
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: complains that nobody wants to hang out with. Don't worry.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: The time, it'll settle eventually. Like, again, no one's hanging
• 35:43
  Speaker 4: out with their kid for a reason. Unfortunately, Henry's getting
• 35:46
  Speaker 4: the brunt of it, but she's not going to accept that, so.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: Just let it be. It'll just be in due time.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Unfortunately, things with my mom are still tense, but if
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: I save up, eventually I'll be able to move in
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: with my friend. Thank you guys for all the great advice.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I truly appreciate it. I'll go over to Melanie's house again,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: and if anything else happens, I'll update, but I think
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: that's the end of the situation. I don't want to,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: but I'll probably have to let it go with her
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: because I just don't have the money for small claims court. Again,
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: thanks to everyone who sent me advice and made me
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: realize I was being used. And some comments here. You
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: left when your friends started expecting rent? OP, get a job.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: OP says, because I didn't have enough for the rent
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: she was asking. I had to pay if I wanted
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: to stay longer and I didn't have that. So I left.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: And you didn't have it because you don't have a job.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Someone with a job to do that job.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like this is twofold. I
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: feel like clearly your mom was, you know, mom sucks.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Your mom was kind of manipulating you. But also, why
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: are you jobbing living at home? Like, what's going on?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Are you going to school? Are you working on? What
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: are you working on? What are you doing? What you got?
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: What you got cooking? What you cooking up?
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: I say you just got to get a job. It's
• 37:04
  Speaker 6: time to grow up.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: You're 21. You can do it.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: Oh, oh, oh.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Oh. Oh. I'm of the camp where, like, if you
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: have kids and they're living at home, they just got
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: to have a job, but they don't need to have.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: They don't need to have. Yeah, I'm not asking. And
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: if they're paying rent, it's not so that I can,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: you know, unless it's like the bills actually aren't getting
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: paid without it, you know, unless it's a survival thing.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: But it's like, yeah, charge them rent. And then when
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: they move out, you go, hey, all that rent that
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: you spent, congratulations, you've saved money. Yeah. Put it in
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: your savings account.
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: That's what my mom did to my friend. Yeah.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: So, you know, I don't know. I don't really like
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: any of that. I tremble for the youth.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: Jacob Tremblay. You know what Henry needs?
• 37:48
  Speaker 8: What?
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: Henry needs a trip from the Cat in the Hat.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. He needs a trip on the Polar Express.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: No, not yet.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: No.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: Cat in the Hat.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Cat in the Hat, definitely.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Cat in the Hat. He needs a trip from the
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Cat in the Hat to really.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: A cupcake and an eight. Nah. If he met the
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Tom Hanks hobo on top of the train, I bet
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Henry would get it.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: No.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: Well, first of all, the Tom Hanks hobo on top
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: of the train would immediately clock Henry and be like, hey,
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: I see you.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I know what you're doing.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: He'd feed him to the caribou.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: He's like, I was like you when I was a kid.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I was like you when I was a kid.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: Ew.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Eh, whatever. My sister canceled my daughter's college fund after
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: my family cursed her out.
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, man, that's crazy, man. Holy. Don't for it.
• 38:37
  Speaker 4: I-48.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: It's like, oh, that's crazy.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: You go to college?
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: What the?
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: That's wild.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: I wish I knew what that was like.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I-48 male. I have a daughter, 17, female, and a wife, 47, female.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: I also have a sister, 45, female. My sister was
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: quite close to us and has gained considerable wealth through
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: her career in medicine, as well as through businesses she's started.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: When my daughter was nine, my sister told my wife
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: and me that she had started college funds for my daughter,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: as well as the rest of my brother's kids. My
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: wife and I were very grateful. Time skip. Until now.
• 39:13
  Speaker 8: Two years into the future, in a world where we.
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: Go to college.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. My telomeres.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: Wait, wait, can I, wait, so now we're in the future,
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: is Josh Groban still alive? alive?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I hope so. One can never be certain.
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: He's Groban it.
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: Groban it up. Groban it up in Josh land.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Josh it up in the big Groban in the sky, dude.
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: Big Groban in the sky, baby.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Time skip until now. My daughter and wife, as well
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: as my brothers and their families, discovered that my sister
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: was cheating with a co-worker.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: Dude, tale as old as time, bro.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: She's just trying to get her girl boss on, dude.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: That's women in STEM right there, dog.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I support women in STEM.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: We all do. We all do over here at OK Storytime.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: Sneaky.
• 40:11
  Speaker 5: Tricky.
• 40:12
  Speaker 8: Ew.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Tramp.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: Or.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Women in STEM.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: Women in STEM, baby. No, that's it. No, no.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Science, technology, engineering, mathematics, boom.
• 40:32
  Speaker 5: God, I can't even spell half of those words, dude.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: It's insane.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: The betrayed wife ended up reaching out and telling us
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: exactly what she did and how her husband was planning
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: to leave her for my sister. My sister did not
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: and does not want to get married or have kids
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: and basically ended up booting him out to the curb.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I want to make it clear that I 100% do
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: not condone infidelity.
• 40:58
  Speaker 5: Get a life, dog.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: What about the 1%? Yeah.
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: What if, bro, don't let your wife keep you from
• 41:05
  Speaker 5: finding your soulmate, dog, all right?
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: Like, you know.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: She's out there. What if? What if? Don't let your
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: girlfriend keep you from finding your wife.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Don't let your boyfriend keep you from finding your husband.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: I want to make it clear that I 100% do
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: not condone infidelity. My wife... Katsumikian.
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: Coward.
• 41:25
  Speaker 4: You won't.
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: My wife and daughter.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: Have been taken aback by this and made their anger
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: clearly visible. Whose side do you take on this, Ryan?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Do you take, like, the family first stance?
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got the real brain trust on this one, dude.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. When my brother ended up inviting my brothers and
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: their families as well as mine and my sister for
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: a holiday, they cursed my sister out to their face
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: with my wife calling her a witch and my daughter
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: calling her a home-wrecking Trollope.
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: Wife started bare, like tip of the iceberg. Daughter, closer.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: Daughter turned the hat around. My brother ended up hearing
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: this and removed my family from the premises and has
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: chosen to not invite my wife and daughter to any event.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: After this, my wife and daughter cut contact with my
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: sister while I stayed in contact. By the way, this
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: comes from Seamouse9996. If you want to submit your own stories,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: go to the r slash ok story time subreddit. I'm Dakota.
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: I'm Mike.
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: I'm Keon.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: And we're here to read this story and have the
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: most perfect take on it of all time. And if
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: you disagree, you're wrong. And you should tell us what
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: you think in the comments. And I promise I'm not
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: trying to rage bait you.
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: No rage bait in here, bro.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: And OP says, the funny thing is that'll still rage
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: bait somebody.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: It's always gonna, yeah.
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: You can never get a clean sweep, bro. You're gonna
• 43:13
  Speaker 8: nick somebody, bro.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: It's impossible.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: My sister was very hurt by my wife and daughter's actions.
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Captain Obvious. Come on, get with the program.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: In her view, she was a very engaged aunt and
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: a supportive sister-in-law, which to her credit she was, and
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: she felt as though they were choosing a stranger over her.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: After six months, my sister had received no apology or
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: even contact from my wife and daughter. She then called
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: me and told me we needed to discuss something. She
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: stated that my wife and daughter had made their decisions
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: about her and she would do the same. She would
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: not be disrespected and was choosing to split my daughter's
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: college fund evenly amongst my brother's kids. Damn.
• 43:57
  Speaker 8: That's fucking crazy. Yeah, all right, here you go. Here's
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: just like this chick's fucking future for you.
• 44:03
  Speaker 5: Who cares?
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: Insane to me that they're like, oh, your wife and
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: daughter were mad at me because they found this thing
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: about me that completely 180s their opinion of me. It's like,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are if you're able
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: to do such a thing. First of all, they need
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: to apologize to me. Second of all, I'm taking away
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: her college fund.
• 44:27
  Speaker 5: Listen, you guys don't understand. Cheating is.
• 44:32
  Speaker 8: An everyday thing. It's the most normal thing of all time. 50%
• 44:35
  Speaker 8: of marriages end in divorce.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Think about all the times you cheated on a test.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Bingo. Yeah, exactly, dude.
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: And I've been listening to Jordan Peterson a lot recently.
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: He's doing so great.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Who never has anything wrong to say about anything that guy.
• 44:51
  Speaker 5: Joking, guys. Joking.
• 44:52
  Speaker 7: You know, what you need to do is fondle my nipples.
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: I think this guy did go to the Jordan Peterson
• 45:05
  Speaker 8: school of learning how to talk to women.
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: Expert gaslighting, maybe.
• 45:11
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• 45:19
  Speaker 5: So.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I did not protest this decision. And while I didn't
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: agree with my sister, I didn't try to change her mind.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: After this, I went home and told my wife and
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: daughter this news. My daughter is a rising senior and
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: now has to go through this admissions process. She and
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: my wife were both shocked and viewed it as extremely unfair.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: They were already angry enough at the fact that my
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: brothers wanted nothing to do with them and thought that
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: they were being punished by everyone for doing the right thing.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: My daughter began to cry, saying that she would never
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: be able to afford to go to the college of
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: her dreams My wife asked what I said to my sister,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: and I said, nothing. I stated that actions had consequences,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: and they were free to make their moral choices, and
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: my sister could make her financial choices. They both called
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: me an a-hole and have been distant. Advice, please.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: They're mad at you. I mean, yeah, I mean... Everyone's like, okay.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: That's not both of you guys.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Everyone loses.
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. That's not both of you guys. Just be
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: so done and slam your phones.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: This is.
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: Now they're mad at you.
• 46:19
  Speaker 8: Bro, it's like, how are you going to. There's no
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: way to please anybody in this scenario. You know what
• 46:27
  Speaker 8: I mean?
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: Here's like the lesson, right? Lesson plan.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: There's a joke. We've all seen this joke.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Where it's like me when I'm trying to smash, and
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: it's like some girl just like laughing super hard at
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: something like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: And it's like, yeah, me when my adulterer aunt has
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: my college fund in her name. Oh, yeah, you go, girl.
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Queen, yes.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: Women in Spain.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: Very nice.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Yes, maybe just shut up about your feelings about the
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: situation until you go to college, right? If she's got
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: your college fund. How about we think about that? Sometimes
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: you got to play the Game of Thrones, man.
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: You got to play the long con, yeah.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: If all you do is play with honor, you know
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: what happens?
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: You pass away with honor.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: You lose it.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: You lose your head, Ned. Oh, man. Where my Ned
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: head's at, dude?
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: Shut up. I'm more of a dying... Diana Iris? Is
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: that her name? Daenerys? Daenerys. I love Game of Thrones,
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: you can tell.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Diana Iris. Oh yeah, go down to Diana Iris.
• 47:37
  Speaker 5: Oh, don't you know, me and me buddy Josh Grubin
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: over here.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Josh Grubin. Me and Josh Grubin. Josh Grubin. Bars. Can
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: we do scouts?
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: Sharies.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Sharies? We have sharies right now.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, didn't fire she a lot.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: All right, we've got an update.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: What's up?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: My wife and daughter have gone to stay with my
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: wife's friend. Additionally, my daughter decided to text my sister
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: and demanded the money. Doof that. Damn, bro.
• 48:03
  Speaker 8: Getting sent collections on that is crazy work, dude.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you need to teach your daughter how
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: blackmail works.
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: That would have worked if nobody knew about the email.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, gaslight your daughter into teaching her how blackmail works.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: Honey, you're biting the hand that feeds, but also I
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: know it's a dirty, dirty hand, but you're trying to
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: bite the hand that feeds.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: You could have been shoveling mud.
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, to be clear, I don't like how the
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: ant is moving either. I think it's crazy for her
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: to be like, they've made their decision. It's like, yeah,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: they did it because you did something really morally bad.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Oh, man. Also, too, like, it's a, what was it, like,
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: senior in college?
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: You know how much money's already been, like.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: No, no. I think senior in high school.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: Oh, senior in high school. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 5: She's going to college, right?
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: And she's like, oh, I can't afford the college of
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: my dreams.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: Hey, Juco. Hey, two words, sweetie.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: Juco.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Juco, baby. Our daughter said that we would be suing
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: her if she did not release the funds to us.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: I don't think your daughter knows how it works.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I think your daughter might need to go to JUCO first.
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: Take a law class, all right, sweetie? Save us some money.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: On top of this, she doubled down on her comments,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: saying she stood by her mom and her words. My
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: sister said... sent me the messages my daughter sent, which
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: is the only way I know they were sent, as
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: neither my wife or my daughter have chose to inform me.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: She said before finalizing the decision to divide my daughter's fund,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: she consulted her legal team, and they have no grounds
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: for bringing a lawsuit to her. At this point, I'm
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: incredibly disappointed in my wife and my daughter's behavior. I
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: find their entitlement astounding.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, now you're like, honey, you had a little bit
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: of money coming to you. Now you're going to get
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: zero money to you.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: Now you got nothing in your bank account.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and all you had to do was just go, aw,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: that's hard. You're right. That was hard. I don't know
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: what I would do.
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: I can't wait to grow up and be just like you, auntie,
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: and just cheat on my husband.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Just double down.
• 50:03
  Speaker 8: I do like there is something nice about just like, Just, like,
• 50:07
  Speaker 8: not even fighting it, though.
• 50:09
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it'd be different if it was like, yeah,
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: I don't want your dirty cheater money either.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Like, give it to the rest of them. Like, I
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: don't want any help from you. Instead, now it's like, well,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: what do you mean? All I said was that I
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: hate you and that you're a skank, and why won't
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: you give me all the money that you said you were.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: Going to give me? It's insane, man.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: And they're like, OP, do something about this.
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: Guys, please, anything.
• 50:31
  Speaker 4: It's her money.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. My sister has also told our brothers about
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: my wife and daughter's ridiculous plan, and they are appalled
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: by their actions as well. I don't know what to do,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: and it seems like they don't want to accept the
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: consequences of their actions. They're using my sister's cheating as
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: an excuse to do whatever they want without telling me.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know how much of this I can take.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: I have apologized to my sister for their rudeness and entitlement,
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: but I can tell she's very pissed, not at the
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: fact they disapprove of her participating in infidelity, But the
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: fact they think she owes them over half a million
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: after cutting her off and cussing her out. I'm sorry.
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: Are your wife and daughter the stupidest people? Did they
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: know it was over half a million they'd put away
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: for school? Where's your daughter trying to go to school?
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: The moon?
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: Dude, that's so much money. That is so... It doesn't even...
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: There's no college.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: She's not going to Juco. She's going to Muco.
• 51:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, damn. She's going to Muco?
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: She's going to Moon College.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
• 51:34
  Speaker 8: I tried getting accepted over there, man. They would not
• 51:36
  Speaker 8: accept me, man. I told them I was an alien, too.
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: It was crazy. Hey, yo. All right, folks. Folks, that's
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: a Mexican joke. Okay. All right.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Some people were wondering what happened with my sister's job
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: as a doctor and whether she was fired or not.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: The answer to that is that nothing really significant happened.
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: I feel like everyone's trying to be like, she needs
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: consequences too. And you're like, do you realize? Yeah. Yeah.
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:06
  Speaker 8: All you, all you would have to do for me
• 52:08
  Speaker 8: in this scenario is like, put the half a mil
• 52:12
  Speaker 8: on the table.
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: I'll do whatever you want me to do, dude.
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: I'll bark.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: I will bark. I will borrow, get.
• 52:17
  Speaker 8: Down on my knees and bark for half a mil.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, it'd be so different if it was, like,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: the aunt, like, cheated with, like, I don't know, like,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: OP's daughter's boyfriend or some shit.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: It's like, okay, like, what is, like, get away from me.
• 52:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Stay away from my family.
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: It's so close, though.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: But it's like, yeah, literally, and someone, I think, Harriet
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Spaghetti was like, they didn't even have to, like, hype
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: her up. They just had to shut up.
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Like, that's all it took.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: Smiling away, boys.
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Smiling away. Like, you can be, like... You don't have
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: to talk to her. Just play the long con. Get
• 52:53
  Speaker 4: the money. After you go to college, finish college, then
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: stop talking to her.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Four more years.
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: It was four more years.
• 53:00
  Speaker 8: Dude, that's the Aaron Rodgers card right there, bro. Guy's
• 53:03
  Speaker 8: like a millionaire.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: As soon as he made it, he just cut all ties, bro.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I would do that for $ 30, too, by the way.
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: It's insane. Yeah, let's take away the half a mil. $ 30. $ 30.
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: A pack of peanuts. I'll do it.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: $ 30 on the table. Japanese-style peanuts?
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Dude, that's so good, bro.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: You know, they make the Japanese-style peanuts in Mexico.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: Dude, no way.
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: Which is, yeah, I looked that up at some point.
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: Dude, that's awesome. Yeah.
• 53:31
  Speaker 8: $ 30.
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: $ 30.
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: $ 30 on the table.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: That's the highest bidder I go.
• 53:36
  Speaker 8: Honestly, whatever's in Dakota's and Keon's pockets right now, I'll take.
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: I'll do it.
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: While they were both told their behavior was unprofessional, there
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: were no power imbalances and they both just received a warning.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Some people hypothesized that perhaps my sister facing no consequences
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: was why my wife and daughter felt they needed to
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: do what they did.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: So guess who got the consequences? Your wife and daughter.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: She faced no consequences, so I had to smash my
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: hand with this hammer.
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: Bro's literally playing God in this scenario.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: That'll teach her a lesson. I'm going to spit directly
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: into the wind.
• 54:16
  Speaker 4: Just throw it up. Yeah, I'll be spitting in the air. Yeah.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: Back to me.
• 54:21
  Speaker 5: Gravitron style, baby.
• 54:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, these are her consequences.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: Oh no, the consequences of my own actions?
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: When will you learn?
• 54:30
  Speaker 5: That's a deep cut.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: Perhaps there is some merit to that, but I do
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: not believe it excuses their actions. Also, I saw a
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: comment saying the only reason why my brother's reciting with
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: my sister was for her money.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: So they were playing the long con correctly. Because guess
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: who's getting the money now?
• 54:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Their kids.
• 54:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, bro. Play the game, dude. Play the game.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I don't believe this is entirely the reason. Maybe a
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: small bit of it. They've always been very protective of
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: her since she's the youngest and also the only girl. Also,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: they do pretty well for themselves. Not as well as
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: my sister, but still pretty well. While she's given money
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: to them, it is a much smaller amount compared to
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: the amount she supported my family. They just like her
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: more than my wife and daughter and prioritize the time
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: spent with her.
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: Again, Because she's providing money for... The fact that she
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: can provide half a milli for a college fund? Yeah, it's...
• 55:24
  Speaker 4: For a college fund.
• 55:25
  Speaker 8: Dude, I can't... I would want to see their bank statements, bro.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: She does, like, neurosurgery or something.
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: She is a woman in STEM.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: She's up in people's brains. Yeah, she's a woman in STEM.
• 55:36
  Speaker 5: She's literally a woman in STEM.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Let this be a lesson, women. When you get into STEM,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: you're going to cheat. Oh, no, just kidding.
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, do that.
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so what do you do for work? I'm a registered... Oh, no!
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, God, your husband or wife?
• 55:52
  Speaker 5: We're both sides. Everybody cheats here. No case.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I also don't understand everyone who wants me to cut
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: my sisters and brothers off. My wife and daughter made
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: their choice to mind business that was not theirs and
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: faced the consequences, losing my entire family of origin because
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: of decisions that were not well thought out, does not
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: seem worth it to me. We've been treated just fine
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: until two members of my family decided to disrespect my
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: sister in front of the rest of our family. And
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: there's a second update.
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guarantee you OP went, what are you doing?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just like straight up like.
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: Like, I get it. I get it. I'm not happy
• 56:31
  Speaker 4: with her. I think infidelity sucks. But what did you
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: just do?
• 56:35
  Speaker 8: Literally, dude, honestly, everybody in this room all perked up
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: after like that number dropped.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You know what I mean?
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: Where everybody was just like, dude, what is it? Just
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: shut up. Get the bag and then get out.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, that ain't no $ 25, 000, dude. That's way
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: more than $ 30. It's at least $ 30.
• 56:51
  Speaker 5: You know how much $ 30 that is? Half a million.
• 56:52
  Speaker 5: How many $ 30 is in half a million? At least one.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: At least 30 more.
• 56:55
  Speaker 5: But we have another update. We got update two.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Is this guy's wife going to leave him over this?
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: No, no, no. Here's the thing. If Opie had to pick,
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: who's he going to pick? His wife and daughter or
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: the family that he aligns with? He's like, yeah, listen,
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: I don't enjoy that she cheated.
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: She did that. She sucks for that.
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: But who do I pick?
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: But what do you even do in that scenario, though, bro? Like.
• 57:37
  Speaker 8: Here you have your family. Your family's literally falling apart.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 57:41
  Speaker 5: They're blaming you.
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they're blaming you. There's a half a mil on
• 57:45
  Speaker 8: the table right now, bro. This might come to some
• 57:48
  Speaker 8: Mexican standoff type shit.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh. I know exactly what mom and daughter
• 57:55
  Speaker 4: just did.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Here.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: Let me see that.
• 57:57
  Speaker 8: Keon's pulling up something for the listeners at home.
• 58:02
  Speaker 5: Fill him in. This is what we call feeling dead
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: air in the business. It's okay.
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: It's about sending a message.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: It's not about the money.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: It's about sending a message.
• 58:15
  Speaker 5: Jordan Peterson is a great mentor. Women, you gotta cheat.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: Have you ever.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Listened to Jordan Peterson?
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: You wanna know how my wife gave me these scars?
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: You know, Heath Ledger just had peanut butter in his
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: mouth that whole time. That's how he got that. Oh, really? No,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: that's probably not true. That's probably not true.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: You lied to me. Swear on Josh Groban that you
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: won't do that again.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: I swear on honorary woman Josh Groban, I will never
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: fib to you ever again. Update two. My wife and
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: daughter did try to sue my sister. Whoa.
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Good luck. Sue the person with half a million as
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: like a college fund.
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: Good job. Good luck.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: We'd like to sue you because you just... changed your
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: mind because of us. They went to six consultations and
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: all six said they had no case. So this clearly
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: isn't happening. They've decided to take a different approach. which
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: is just bothering my sister and my wife and daughter
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: both got their friends involved in doing it too.
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: Holy crap, your wife and daughter?
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: You strung up so many people along for this rodeo, bro.
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: They're like, legal way didn't work out. Let's do other ways.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like, oh, there's no way for us to
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: do this in court. All right, let's do stuff that's
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: going to get us sent to court.
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You have how much money? They're just like freaking
• 59:48
  Speaker 5: out at it. That's crazy.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: My sister sent the messages my wife and daughter's friends
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: were sending to her, and they were quite nasty.
• 59:56
  Speaker 4: They're not learning.
• 59:57
  Speaker 5: They're not learning.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 8: In fact, I think they're getting dumber as this goes on.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: On top of this, they called the hospital where my
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: sister works and informed them of what my sister did
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: and said they were boycotting the hospital.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: Holy crap.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: Your daughter and wife.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Also a real scholar thing to do.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Like, let's forget about the doctor. You know what
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 5: I'm getting into? Chinese medicine now. You know what I mean?
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I'm only taking, I'm drinking oolong tea for everything.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 8: You know, I actually hear if you rub bees on
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 8: your back for three hours a day.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: The crazy thing about that stuff is a lot of
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: it is like kind of legit.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 5: Shut up.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: No, like, dude, no, it's like the same way where, like,
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: Eastern and Western music evolved differently. Like, in Japan, like,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: they have different, like, time... Like, they have different scales
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: and different time signatures that they.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 5: Use for music.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Like, their medicine also, like, evolved differently. And a lot
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: of it does have, like, a lot of legitness to it.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: A lot of it does not. I mean, like, there's,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: you know, you can pick and choose. Like, I don't
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: think anyone should be grinding up rhino horns so they
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: can get, you know.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: Wait, I do that.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: So they can get boners.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 5: Ooh, man. Good old rhino pills.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Don't do that.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: Folks, over here. Don't worry. And that's it.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: You can use our promo code BlueChew at OKStoryTime slash
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: BlueChew slash BlueChew4You.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, for our overwhelmingly female audience. Yes. So these geniuses
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: are boycotting the hospital. My sister works in a pediatric
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: hospital and is a pediatric neurosurgeon.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: And that's where the money is.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: There we go. We found it. Holy moly.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: Not exactly a service that is boycottable.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: Imagine, like, we want to boycott that? Oh, my God.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: They're, like, up on, like, the trauma helicopter, like, landing
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: pad with, like, signs being, like, don't let your kids'
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: brains be fixed here.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: Take them somewhere else. Take them somewhere else.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: You're getting your kids' brain fixed by a cheater.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: It is, like.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 8: Us, if we were to start a shoe company and
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 8: just be like, you know who we're taking down first?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: Nike. You know what I mean?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Honestly, I got to say, it's like.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 5: You're going up against a titan of the industry.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: The boycott only works when it's like, you know... Like
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: a deodorant brand. Yeah. Like something people could go, oh,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: I'll do something else. If it's a pediatric neurosurgeon and
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: my kid needs to go to that pediatric neurosurgeon, I
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: don't care if it's Genghis Khan. I don't care what
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: they've done. Can they fix my kid's brain? Thank you.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: This is who would win coughing baby or hydrogen bomb right.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Now, dude.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: It's insane. Literally. This is literally what is happening right now.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: This is so true. Oh, my God.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: Basically, they were trying to get her fired. I guess
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: since my wife and daughter can't access her money, they
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: want to try to take one source of the money
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: away from her, and that's how they're getting revenge. Oh, man.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 4: Do we divorce? I'm just hearing this process of like,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: stop it. Just stop.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 5: That's the move.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: Once daughter goes to college, I think I divorce. Cause
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: I don't want, I don't want to give daughter a
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: weird complex, but then she feels also responsible for this.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: Like, so wait until she's at school.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 5: Also what a bad graduation gift. Hey honey, got something?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: You know, we don't want to worry you. So we
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: got divorced while you were in school in your first semester.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: You're going to kill it in college.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just keep crushing it.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: Don't worry.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: This did not go anywhere, and the hospital is already
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: aware of my sister's actions. My sister has shifted from
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: pissed to just sick of the situation. I've apologized for
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: all of the nonsense she's been dealing with, and she
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: has informed me that if they make any physical threats,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: she will be taking legal action. I hope it doesn't
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: come to that, but honestly, who knows at this point?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: I'm 99% sure my marriage is over. Yes, sir. I
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: cannot live with someone with this much entitlement and this
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: much vengeance. I can't do it. As for my child,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: I will always love her and want the best for her. However,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I do not like her entitled attitude. While I will
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: support her, I cannot back this behavior. We've got a
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: little more story left. Oh, you argued yourself, you yelled
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: yourself out of your daughter's college fund and your marriage.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Look at that.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: Double whammy, dude.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: Just, yeah, just how clueless and dumb they go about
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: it you know maybe the first thing but yeah sure
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: but it just got worse and worse and worse.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah this this yeah it this did go from like
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: a it's like it like it is it is a
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: it's a bad to worse like cheating story you know
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 8: i mean and like i think like what's so bad
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 8: is just like this is going on with this is
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: going on with like the kid around and like also
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 8: too it's like now you like Dude, you're getting your
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 8: friends and your family involved in this now.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the umbrella keeps getting wider.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know?
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: It's just like, how many more people can we just
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 8: wrap up in this scenario?
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: I think divorce. You gotta split up, dude.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's... Especially when they tried to blame
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: it on you, where it's like, why didn't you say
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: anything to her? It's like, what am I supposed to say?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: It's not our money. It's hers.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah. You know what Opie should do? Divorce, and then.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: enroll himself with the $ 500, 000 to a Jordan Peterson class
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 8: and some classes over at Muco.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: He's like, I need to spend $ 500, 000 on a private
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: dinner with Mr.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: JP. Yo, JP.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: We're getting lobsters.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: He is very Canadian, huh?
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like Canadian Mickey Mouse is how you do
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: a Jordan Peterson impression.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: I want to learn how to do that now.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: If you don't clean your bloody room, bucko, then who's
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: going to do it for you? No one.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 5: Well, something with the female brain and the anatomy.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: And the rat's like this.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 5: The rat.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: The rat's like this.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: Which is going to turn into a Jordan Peterson impersonation.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I would love to make fun of Jordan Peterson for
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: two hours.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 8: God.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: Absolutely.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: Perfect example of a guy where it just should have
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: been in that one lane. Jordan Peterson should have just
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: been in the one lane of, are you like a sad,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: are you a sad, lonely, pathetic dude who keeps making
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: the wrong decision in your life consciously all the time?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: He was perfect for that. And then he's like starting
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: to talk about like all kinds of stuff outside of that.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: And it's like, what are you? You're not an expert
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: on that.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, you used to be a scumbag with
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: no direction in life and you just drank constantly and
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: you got yourself out of that. You got the blueprint
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: for that. You don't have the blueprints for like why
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: trans people exist.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Shut up, please.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 5: Dude, we got Dakota fired up.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: I fucking hate Jordan Peterson so much.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: See, I would hate.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 8: The only reason I would hate to do a two-hour
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 8: bashing on Jordan Peterson would mean that I have to
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 8: spend an hour of my day learning about Jordan Peterson.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: We'd have to talk about it.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 5: I would have to see what this guy does during
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: his day.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: Instead of talking about him, we just come up with
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: different names for him.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: So first one, off the rip, Jordan Penisman.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, good one. I like that one.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: That's not a bad word. It's anatomy.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 5: No, it's not.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Doctors say that word.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 8: As we know, the doctors are very boycottable business, I guess.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Dude, shout out to everyone in the live stream because
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: y'all are going to be the only ones that hear that.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: Jordan Peterson's getting cut. As for my sister's participation in infidelity.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: No comment. My sister and I had a longer, calmer conversation,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: and I explained to her that I was disappointed by
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: her actions but would always love her and be there
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: for her. We sort of went into why she did it,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: and that's private, so I won't share it here.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: So you'll share that you're how dumb your wife and
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: daughter are?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 5: He'll bash, yeah, he'll bash the marriage, but anything else, dude.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: But my little sister?
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: The juiciest thing that we want to know about? You
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: told us that she's a pediatric neurosurgeon. I think that's
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: also private information to some extent, right?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, dude.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: You could just tell us.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: It's probably a really dumb reason if you won't. It
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: was a productive convo, and I learned more about my sister. Overall,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: I'm just sort of done. They're still at my wife's
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: friend's house and are barely communicating with me, and whatever
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: is being communicated is in rage. I've given up on
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: trying to get them to see reality. That is the
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: end of that story.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: Damn, man. What a cliffhanger. What a cliffhanger.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Yowza. That's a divorce. That's a divorce in the slow
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: cooker right there.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: You open that bad boy up in nine hours, ooh,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: it's going.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 5: To fall off the phone.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: Phone. Open up to take the lid off the crock
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: pot in nine hours and a lawyer just comes up
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: out of it.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Full suit.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: I don't know, man. Yeah, it's either going to go
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: two ways.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: Like you either just like messed up this kid, you know,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 8: for life or you just made like the next Michael
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 8: Jordan of like neuroscience or whatever.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Yeah, dude.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: She does sound like the MJ of neuroscience.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: She's doing surgery behind the mask. She just looks like this.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: You want to know? I was going to say real
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: bullheaded that girl.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's bull.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: I love dude.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: You mess with the bull.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: Get the horns. I love sneaking them in, dude. It's
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 5: so fun. So fun.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've done some. I've snuck a few in my desk.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: I'm going to check if there's an update.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: I've snuck a few little.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: Say what, Cam?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: I'm going to check if there's an update.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: Oh, is there an update?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: I've sneaked a few little guys in there at some point.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: That would be sick if we get an update on this.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: A real time. A real time. I would love nothing
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: more but. been an update on this right now.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: I'd love nothing more than to call your sister a
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: bad word. Your sister's probably a Josh Groban hater.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 8: How dare you hate on, how dare you hate on JG?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Who is Josh Groban? Love yourself!
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 5: Whoa, get out of here. Get out of here, Josh Grobes.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Uh, Josh Groban in the chat? Josh Groban in the chat,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: where are you? Can we get a Josh Groban in
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: the chat, please? Josh Groban in the chat. Josh Groban,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: I have questions for you. Josh. Josh.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: Josh.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: Hey, Grobe, you out here, dog? You out here, buddy?
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: Josh Grobe Ham.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 4: So no update, because this is actually from a month ago.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 4: This is fresh. This is like from a month ago.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, this story?
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah. This story?
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 5: We might get an update.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: You never know. I just like how someone taught, like
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: one of the comments just said, your sister isn't a
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 4: good person. She just isn't a good person. I hope
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 4: your daughter grows from this. You, your family, and ex
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 4: can all go kick the biggest rock you can find.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: You go.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: Damn, man.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 5: I do want to.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: We're getting up on O.P. for not like hating his sister.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: Some people are like, you should hate on your sister.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 4: You're like, he's like, yeah, he's not happy with this.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: Did no one read exactly? Well, maybe that was the
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: was there an update? I don't know. I think the
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: way he talked to his sister was exactly correct. And
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: I think that's how his family should have talked to
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: his sister as well, where it's like. Yeah, I mean,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: we don't, like, hate you, but, like, it's shocking to
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: know that you did that and were capable of doing that. Like,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: and it kind of, it gives me pause when I
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: think about the person I thought I knew you to be.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: See, if they went into it. Instead, they were just like.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they had no plan.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 4: They had zero plan. They were just like, we're going
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: to face this dragon head on. Zero plan. And lo
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: and behold, that didn't go very well.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: Dude, I don't know. But being cheated on, dude, the whole.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 8: Cheating thing is just, like, it's so crazy to just, like, how.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 8: Because you never are just, like, yeah, I'm going to
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 8: just destroy everything that I built with this one person.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would assume. I would assume that's not the
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: mind state.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: You know, there's always some, like, level of rationalization that
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: goes into it. A lot of people being like, oh, well,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: it's not going to hurt them. It's actually going to
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: make it better for us because I'll get it out
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: of my system. And then if they don't find out,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: then it won't hurt them and our relationship will be better.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Or like, well, I've earned this because I feel like
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: they've been distant or blah, blah, blah. Like there's all
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: kinds of reasons why cheating is. All right. I don't
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: think this guy needs to hate his sister for it.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: That's insane.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 8: My sister said my baby's name would get her bullied
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 8: and started a family war.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: There's so many options that that name could be, honestly.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 8: Well, listen, bro, we'll get into this, dude. I, 31,
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 8: have two sons, Jesse, four, and Lucas, three. I just
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: had my third child a few days ago, and it's
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: a girl. I love all of my children equally, but
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 8: we've always wanted a daughter. So we decided to choose
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 8: a meaningful name for her.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: The other ones, we named them like Wall, Sock, Tom Brady.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: Thomas Brady.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 5: Thomas and Brady.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: Thomas and Brady.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 5: Thomas and Brady. I love that. Shout out. Let's see here.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 5: I'm already losing track.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: They always wanted a girl, Mike.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 8: They did always want a girl. Well, she loves all
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 8: of her children equally, as she says. But they've always
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 8: wanted a daughter. So we decided to choose a meaningful
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 8: name for her.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: Hope, maybe.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 8: That's what my guess is. Some names considered were Amara, Esme, Celine,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 8: and Rosalie. But we wanted something more unique. So I
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 8: suggested Embrace.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Tell me you watched Twilight without telling me, bro.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: Honestly, we were right from the jump. Should have had
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: a boy. All right?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you should have had a boy. And you probably
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: would have named him Jacob.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: And Edward.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: You guys didn't see Esme and Rosalie in there? You
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: little Twilight heads?
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: Is that a Twilight?
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 4: When I saw Esme, I went, yeah.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: They're the vampiros.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: Renesmee.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: Okay, nice. I got some homework to do.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: Please say EJ.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, man.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 8: I would name my kids, like, just kids from the Sopranos.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 8: I would just give them Soprano names, to be honest.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 8: Meadow if it's a girl. Meadow's not a bad name
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 8: if it's a girl.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: I would name my kid Christopher, but you have to
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: say it Christopher.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 8: So she suggested Embrace because I think it is a
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 8: lovely name and also unique because it conveyed that our
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 8: daughter's both loving and open to change.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: I just, I'm sorry to... To interrupt again, I just
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: had to say, you don't know that yet.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 5: It could be the worst.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, what if she hates people and it's just this
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 8: closet that closes people out?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: What if she's born and she has wings and horns?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's insane.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, I hope not. Now that I think about it.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: That'd be a real devil of a.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: That'd be kind of cool, though.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: Think about how viral that kid would go.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be... God, I would love that.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: My kid's the Antichrist?
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Dude, we got like 80 million followers.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: We would be reading that story on this podcast. My
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 5: kid's the Antichrist?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: And we'd be like, dude, you have to support your kid, okay?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Your job now is your child comes first.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 8: And then one of our coaches would be like, somebody's
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 8: got to go to church after this, huh?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 5: Folks, we're having fun here. Okay. Yeah, well, yeah. She's like,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: as I hope he says. My husband loved the.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 8: Idea, and we settled on naming our baby girl Embrace. Yesterday,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 8: I went over to my parents' place so they could
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 8: meet her for the first time. My older sister and
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 8: younger brothers, 30 and 25, were also there, and my
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 8: sister asked if I had decided on what to name her.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 8: Me and my husband told them that we were going
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 8: to name her Embrace, and.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: My sister burst out laughing. Sounds like you have a
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: cool sister.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: You should have told them to embrace themselves. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: And brace for what we're going to tell you right now.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: To be honest, sure, whatever, it's surprising, but it's easy.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Just go by M.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: Go by brace.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: That brace is crazy. Yo, MB, what's going on? Right?
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: MB would be cool.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: MB would be nice, right?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: Ace.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: Oh, that's a good one.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Dude, this name rocks.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: We just thought of like seven better names in a
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 8: span of like 10 seconds than this chick in her life.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, so she burst out laughing.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 8: She said that my daughter's going to be bullied and
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 8: her name's going to be punned the heck out of it.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: if they named her a verb. But I argue that
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 8: it has a beautiful meaning and is more unique than
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 8: a lot of names that convey similar meanings. One of
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 8: my brothers, 30, and dad said that my sister had
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 8: a point. My youngest brother said he didn't want any
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 8: involvement in this conflict, and my mom told my sister
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 8: not to be so negative and defended my decision.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: You should embrace it.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 8: Well, honestly, you got to embrace this story because this
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 8: one comes from user slash oddcandy0302. If you want to
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 8: spread your own stories, go to the r slash ok
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 8: story time subreddit.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: My name is Mike.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: I'm Dakota.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: I'm Keon.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 8: And we're here to give good advice, goofily, but we
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 8: don't know all the answers. So if you would like
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 8: to tell us what you guys would like to do,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 8: sound off in the comments below.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: I got to say really quick, I think your sister
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: might be right because we just have punned the name
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: Embrace about five times. We literally proved her point.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 5: We literally proved her point.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: But, like, that's not necessarily bad.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: You know? It's all been good. It's been good fun.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're having fun.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: Listen, as someone who has a very unique name. Growing up.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: Oh, the way it was spelled.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 5: Oh man.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: It was just made my life hell growing up, but it,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: you know, gave me like, but now you're, you're.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 5: You're reaping the rewards now though. Yeah.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 4: Cause I'm like, I'm not, no offense. I'm not, I'm
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 4: not another Mike or Nick.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 8: There's, there's so many mics. There's so many Johns Jacobs,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 8: you know what I mean?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: Jingleheimer Schmitz.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 4: People are like, what's your name?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: Keon.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: I'm like, what? He's like, what is that?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Jingleheimer Schmitz is my middle name.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that was a Mexican name.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's insane. G.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Palmer Schmidt. He's from Oaxaca. The more you know.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, my name is John Smith. I'm from Guadalajara.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 8: As OP says, this resulted in a huge argument, and
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 8: I ended up leaving with my husband in tears. I
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 8: asked a few close friends for their opinions, and some
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 8: say that both sides are understandable, while others are telling
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 8: me that.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: So, read it.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 8: Am I the a-hole for naming my daughter a verb?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 5: That's a crazy way to put it, bro.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: Bro. When you.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 4: Put it like that.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: That's so funny.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: She was not trying to be funny. Oh, that's hilarious.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: That is so funny.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: I would say yes if you spelled it, like, with, like,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: a bunch of weird letters that weren't supposed to be there.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: Like, if it was E-H-M-B-H-A.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 8: No, even then, bro, I would dunk on that name
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 8: even harder, bro.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 5: You want to add, all right, you want to add
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 5: a couple of apostrophes? Yeah.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 8: It's like they just, like, they put a Swiss cheese on, like,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 8: on a box of letters.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 8: And they're like, all right, this... Whatever the holes put out,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 8: that's what we'll put. Oh, yeah, we'll throw in a
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 8: question mark in there.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: While we're at it.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: We'll go get our buddy, like, hammered and whatever he
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: mumbles at the end of the night. We'll try to
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: decipher that into a name. No, I think it's a
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: good name. But I think also when it comes to
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: stuff like this, like, you know, maybe you're a little sensitive, but, like,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: this shouldn't be something that ever gets to a point
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: where you're breaking down into tears and leaving. Yeah. Because
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: it's like you and your partner decided on this name.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: You have a reason why. And if they don't get it,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: you just go, well, you don't get it. And that's fine.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: It's not your name.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 8: I actually, I am kind of curious, too. Because I
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 8: do want to kind of, like, just give this up
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 8: to chat, too. Because a lot of these, they are, like, parents, too, right?
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 8: So, like, I want to, I'm actually, I'm really curious
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 8: to see. But no, I mean, like, a name is
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 8: a name that's a name.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 8: Like, because I remember, you remember, like, when, When Northwest
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 8: dropped and everybody was dunking on her.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? And it's pretty cool.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: It's a pretty cool name, bro.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 5: Northwest is a pretty baller name, dude.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: What's Blue Ivy or whatever?
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 8: That's now we're getting them. Blue Ivy is like, what
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 8: are we doing here?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a little.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: They should have named her Blue Yonce. Blue Zee.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 8: Collab with Bluey that's so stupid.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: Try to do a Bluey collab also.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: It's like how do you guys deal with if your
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: kids are getting picked like if I had this hypothetical
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: kid embrace and they come home from school and they're
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: like well people were making fun of my name it's
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: like embrace it you know is that the moment where
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: you're like alright now we teach you how to take
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: the power away from things you know you don't give
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: it the power.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 4: No you're just like We gave you that name for
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 4: a reason.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: Stay strong.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God, dude.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 8: I can only imagine what that's like, just being like
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 8: you literally just like rocking through it. Well, some people
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 8: are commenting. They're saying there's a good name, Speckle Fried Pickle,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 8: that you can name your child anything you'd like.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 5: Okay. Obviously, yeah, we agree, right?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: True.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 8: Doesn't mean you should, all right? Think about teenage boys
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 8: and a girl named Embrace. That should give you plenty
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 8: of reasons not to do this to her.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 5: I'm all in favor of two.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 8: Honestly, dude, if I met a girl, like if I'm
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 8: at a bar, right, and I'm a single guy, right,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 8: and I see a chick named Embrace, I'm already thinking
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 8: of just like how to spit game at her.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you see her name tag.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Yeah.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: You see her name tag at the bar?
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I will admit. Guys, I swear she loves me.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 5: She's in love with me.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: I did not think about that one in specific context.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Of high school boys.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: That might get a little testy. But yeah, dude. I
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: don't know. If she went by... Literally, there's so... Dude,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: she could go by Ace.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: You serious?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Ace is so much better.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 5: I'm Ace?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 4: What are you, Ace?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I am. Shut up about it.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: Boom.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: That person disintegrates. There's nothing. There's no... You can't make
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: fun of Ace.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 4: Someone said Ember in there.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 5: Ooh, I like Ember. It's pretty cool. I like it.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: You should go by Race.
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 5: Better than Embrace. Oh, yay, yay. Shout out Ace, dude.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: What are your brothers, Luffy and Zorro? What's going on here? Okay.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: That was for two people.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: That was for us.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: That was for us. That was literally for two people.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: It's real. It's real. It's out there.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is. Okay. Yeah, well, just because, yeah, as this.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 8: Comment says, that You name your kid anything, it doesn't
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 8: mean you should, right? I'm all in favor. This comment
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 8: keeps on going. I'm all in favor of you do you,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 8: but this is a bridge too far. Maybe translate it
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 8: into an obscure language.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 5: All right, and this guy's just being....
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: This guy's funny.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I like this guy a lot, too. Maybe translate
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 5: it into an obscure language. What does this mean?
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 4: You would be the a-hole.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 5: You would be the a-hole if you go through with this.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 5: What is this OOP? Edit it to adjunct.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: That was just that they edited their comment to say.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 5: You would be the a-hole if you won.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 5: For sure.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: For sure. It's like, also, you wouldn't. I love how
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: they spent, like, you can name anything you want, and
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: it's like, you know, blah, blah, blah. But also, like,
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't, and you're a terrible person.
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Okay. Let me see here.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 8: OOP, thank you for presenting it from that point of view.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 8: I'm actually thinking it over from that perspective.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 5: Judgment. You're the a-hole. Well, folks, we got an update.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: All these commenters basically just like admitted.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 5: Everybody was dunking on this.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: Everyone in the comments just being like, yeah, I would
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: have bullied her.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Just admitted to it.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 5: Just folded under zero pressure.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: Dude, I think all these people are insecure of how
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: cool Ace is going to be.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 5: It's not even embraced.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Just name your kid Ace, dude.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 8: Bro, you have no idea how cool MB is going
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 8: to be, dog. You have no idea.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 5: Well, okay. Well, we do have an update here, guys.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 5: 13 days later. Okay. Pretty short.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 8: So two weeks ago, I made a post asking if
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 8: I was the a-hole for wanting to name my newborn
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 8: daughter Embrace, a name implying love, because of my sister, father,
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 8: one of my brothers, and a few close friends. said
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 8: that the name could be embarrassing for my daughter in
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 8: the future and it wasn't a good idea. I discussed
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 8: things with my husband a few days ago and showed
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 8: him the post plus the comments and we both agreed
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 8: that it might not be a good idea to name
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 8: her something so unusual. Some of the you're the a-hole
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 8: comments were harsh, but I.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: Needed the reality check. Thanks. Truth hurts, babe, but I'm sorry.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 8: After that, I arranged to meet with my sister the
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 8: next day and we both apologized to each other for
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 8: the argument.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 5: There's another relevant update, but let's discuss. Anyways, well, oh yeah, well,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: should we discuss this?
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 4: I mean, like, I mean, I think we discussed it enough.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 4: I think Opie already figured it out.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 4: They're like, maybe we should take that one back.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: Honestly, just name your kid Michael Jordan.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: Michael B.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: Jordan.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 4: Michael C.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 5: Jordan. Oh, my God.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 4: You got me.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 5: You beat me to it. Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: So quick with it. Michael D. Jordan.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 5: Ooh.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: Bringing it back to One Piece.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 5: Ooh. One piece. All right. One piece is real.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: Someone said, a blind one says, use that as a
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: middle name.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that'd be pretty cool. Yeah, sure. Yeah, that'd be cool.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: You could do that.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: Do you guys have middle names? I do. What's your
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: middle name, Keon? Seth.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 4: Everyone's like, dude, this is going to be so different.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 4: My name goes Unique White.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 5: Unique White.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 4: Because I have two last names. Well, I have a
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 4: hyphenated last name.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so funny.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 4: Can you imagine if my name was Seth? That would
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 4: be so boring.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: Say Seth.
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 4: No, I hate that.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I thought your middle name was going to be
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 8: like Laser or something like that.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 4: Keon Blaze.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 5: That's your porn name right there, bro.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: Keon and Twig.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: Mine would be Mike Steele. My middle name is Eminem's name.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 5: Mathers Marshall?
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 5: Mine's Andrew.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: Damn, they really wanted to make you just.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 5: They wish I was white, bro. Yeah. They wish I
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 5: was white, dude.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 8: Like, my grandfather's name was, like, Ernesto Julio Fernando de
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 8: la Torres.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 5: I'm Michelangelo. It's like, what happened?
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 4: They said that looks better on the job application.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: Makes me think they were like, what sounds like Michelangelo, but, like,
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: is also as white as possible?
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 5: Oh, man. It's so funny.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 8: Okay, well, we discussed this, man, so... Well, okay, so
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 8: after some discussion and advice from my immediate friends and family,
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 8: we decided to name our baby girl Amara instead.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 5: Everyone seems to love the name, including us, of course.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 8: So that's good that we're setting Amara, but if we
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 8: decide to choose something else, we still have until August
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 8: because my daughter was born on June 13th, five days
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 8: after me. And our country gives you 60 days to
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 8: register the baby after its birth.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't know that.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 4: That's five days after you, which means that's nine days
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 4: after me.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 5: Oh, nice. June baby?
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So if you don't
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: register your baby after 60 days, is it technically black
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: market baby?
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. You're an OEM.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 4: They just suddenly give them numbers.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're an aftermarket baby.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 4: Your name's just numbers.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: It's Elon Musk's second kid.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: My name is my social security number.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 5: Which is 61225. Okay. Let's see here. Wait. Are you June? Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 5: you're June? Yeah. Okay.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: Sick.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 4: We're gems.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 5: June 4th.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: June 8th?
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: June 8th. What about you? What about you, Koda?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 4: Why would I say?
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: November 1st.
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: Okay. Cool.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 4: Halloween's his birthday party.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 5: No way. Yeah, I guess. Sick. Honestly, that would kind
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 5: of suck if, like, You just wanted to like, if
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 5: you were, born in a moment. Go ahead.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 4: Just dunk on him.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 5: Just dunk on him right now.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 4: Dude, Halloween's your birthday party? That sucks.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just had a Halloween party, and it's like, oh,
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: so it's my birthday tomorrow.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 5: It would suck if you're not a party guy. You
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 5: know what I mean?
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah. It's never been.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 5: Are you a party guy, or are you more of
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: a homebody?
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: I'm more of a homebody guy. I mean, I'll go
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: to a party, but I don't like going to the club. Fuck.
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: I don't like going to the bar.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 5: I mean, I'll do it. I hate it. You catch me,
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: I'm going to die.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. There's a place on Hollywood Boulevard called the
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: Frolic Room, and I'm like, that's the spot.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 4: Bro, the Frolic Room is so sad.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: It's like the saddest place.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's amazing, dude.
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: And it's like you could walk by it at like
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: 11 a.m., and there's just like two guys in there
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: with their head on the bar.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: And you're just like, that is... where I would drink.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 5: Dude, that's so funny. Okay, listen, we're all adults. Can
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: I tell you guys a joke? Yes. Okay, I want
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 5: to tell you guys a joke. Okay, this is a
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 5: true story. So... Wait, wait, we should.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: Finish the story.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 5: Okay, yes, you're right.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: We should finish the story. That's the correct order. I know,
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 5: Sorry, we're getting ahead of ourselves. Thank you, Keon, for
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 5: keeping us on track.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 8: Okay, thank you to everyone who provided their help by
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 8: reading my original post and commenting their opinion.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 5: It was a great help.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: Okay, that was so close.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 7: I knew it.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: I was like, we're so close. when the moon hits
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 4: your eye that's a big pizza bye that's amara.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah boom now she's roasted she's roasted forever.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 8: Oh man this is so fun okay this this is
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 8: i'll tell you as a joke it's so fun so
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 8: so i like going i like going to i like
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 8: going to like bars right i i love a bar
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 8: when it's just like Everyone's just like sad and stuff, okay?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 5: Those are my kind of bars.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: I go to emo night all the time.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 5: Dude, all right. Those are our kind of bars, right?
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: So I remember this one time. That's so stupid.
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 8: So I met this drag queen at a bar one time,
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 8: and her name was Cyclone.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: Sick.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, sick.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: Sweet.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: Gene. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 4: I know the perfect angle to bounce on it.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 8: Bro, so, right, so, like, I asked her, so I
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 8: asked her, I was like, well, yeah, why do they
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 8: call you Cyclops, right?
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: And she goes, and she goes, well, you know, it's.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 8: Funny, like, I don't know if you guys know, but, like,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 8: you know, Cyclops is, they have, like, real bad vision,
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 8: you know, and I want to be someone that could,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 8: that can see clearly and give good examples.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: Also, I have a 12-inch cock on me. Yeah.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I think the second part might have been
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: more relevant.
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 5: Oh, okay. True story, by the way.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: The Cyclops is my penis. Thank you, Scott Summers. Yeah,
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: that'd be great. If they were drag queen, they're just
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: dressed up like Scott Summers' X-Men. They've just got the
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: red visor. They can shoot beams from the punch dimension
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: out of their face.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 5: Sick.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: Which is now confirmed.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 4: It is the punch dimension.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: If anyone wanted to know. That's where the energy from Cyclops'
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: eyes come from.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, really?
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: It's not a laser.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: A dimension of pure kinetic energy.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 5: That's pretty badass.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: Essentially the punch dimension.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 4: That's insane.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: His eyes are a portal to the punch dimension.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 5: That's dope.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: It is, dude. It's so sick.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 5: That's pretty sick.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, man. All right.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 4: Well, we have comments here. Which Dakota will go ahead
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 4: and read the comments, and then we'll finish up this episode,
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: which is.
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: Okay! Well, that's the end of the stories, but we
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: got some comments here. These comments come from the video,
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend's sister keeps bullying me, so I got my revenge!
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: Posted on July 28th of 2026, and the TLDR comes
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: from Story 2. OP spent three years helping raise her
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: fiancé' s nine-year-old daughter, and it was anything but easy. The
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: girl had learned exactly how to get whatever she wanted,
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: and she had zeroed in on OP as her target.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: Every single time, OP's fiancé brushed it off, telling her
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: to be more patient. Then, five minutes before their wedding ceremony,
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: the girl threw a screaming meltdown over a $ 300 toy.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: And when OP said no, her fiancé told her she
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: was being difficult and should have just bought it. And
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: something snapped. If you're curious to know the full story,
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: you can go watch the full video. And we have
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: some comments.
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 4: Yes, we do. I remember this story because we did
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 4: it with our guest, Alex Wasabi. That was very fun.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: And a first comment.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: Hi, Riley. Came out of nowhere.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 4: First comment here is from Full Moon October saying, team
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 4: call out the nine-year-old. May the embarrassment she feels haunt
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 4: her nightmares and push her towards being a better person.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: Lord knows no one else in her life was going.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 5: To do it.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, if you guys encountered like a spoiled nine-year-old.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 5: Oh, all the time, bro.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 4: Or like every nine year old I've ever met.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: Shame the child.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Wow.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 4: Just like zero hesitation. It was just like, yeah.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 4: Shame.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 4: Shame the child.
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 5: Dude, we got to start.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 8: This is the real boomer in me, bro. But like
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 8: we got to start like yelling at kids again. You
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 8: know what I mean?
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 5: And not even yell at your, yell at a stranger.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean? Yell at a kid you
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: don't know. I don't know.
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 4: I feel like being raised in like a, like a
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 4: Brown household or culturally different household. It was like, how
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 4: do your parents punish you? Oh, they just put me
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 4: in timeout.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 4: And then I'm like, I'm like, just.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: Thinking, I'm like, oh.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 5: How do we get punished? Oh, yeah, they beat us,
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 5: you know?
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: You gotta scare the kids.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like, it was life or death. Yeah.
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 5: Just gotta look them. Let's raise it that way, too. Okay, good.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: You just gotta look them right in the eyes.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: And be like.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 8: I was looking at your camera.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 5: That's so funny.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: You're gonna pay for that one day.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 4: Another comment here from, ooh, Nisama, ooh. Nah, dude, that
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 4: child sucks. Good that they finally got called out. Also,
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 4: I feel like the bulk of the issue is the fiancé.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 4: He should have handled the daughter instead of telling his
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 4: partner to suck up all the abuse. What a loser.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: But at the same time, if you're letting a nine-year-old
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: get one over on you.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember that story where OP was just like, dude,
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 4: this nine-year-old's really getting to me.
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: That's a bit of a skill issue, you know? You
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: should be able to out-game the nine-year-old.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, skill diff, dog. Get good.
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 4: Another comment here from Conchi26, saying, The daughter knew what
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 4: she was doing. If she didn't get embarrassed, she wouldn't
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 4: admit it. Yeah. I will say, kids say the darndest things,
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 4: but don't say it to my face.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, they sure do, don't they, darn it.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: And one last comment here from AlanisBoyvert6812, saying, He only
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 4: agreed to therapy and the daughter only wrote an apology
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 4: because she went scorched earth. The private conversations did nothing.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 4: OP tried. I'm on her side. Nah.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 5: I didn't even hear this story. The kids are, like,
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 5: I hate kids.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: You're like, I have no idea what this story's about.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: That kid is wrong.
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 8: Well, it's just, bro, like, nine times out of ten, bro.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 5: It's like.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: That kid ain't right.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 5: That boy ain't right, dog.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 4: And I do recall that kid did some more manipulation stuff. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 4: It was gnarly. We were like, this kid needs to, what?
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 5: Get locked up, dog. Yeah.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: He just needs a hobby.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 4: But that is taxidermy.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: I heard that doesn't go taxidermy.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 4: The child. No, no.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 5: What is he? 80 years old.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: The child does taxidermy.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 5: Is he? Is he an 80 year old trapped in
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 5: a nine year old's body? Taxidermy? I hope not.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: Benjamin buttoning.
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 4: But that is the end of the comments and the
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 4: end of this video.
• 1:36:06
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• 1:36:09
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• 1:36:09
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