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"Donkey of the Day" Nominations · The Breakfast Club

• 0:03
  Speaker 1: It's your time to nominate a donkey of your own.
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  Speaker 1: Remember now, that's it's how they choose call in now
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  Speaker 1: eight hundred five eight five, one oh five one. Let's
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  Speaker 1: start with you who you won't we and by? I
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: told you I'm giving you Donkey of the Day. And
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  Speaker 1: this is all because it's something you did yesterday. Now,
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: I forgot my wallet at home because I've been traveling,
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: so I switched bags. Didn't have my wallet with me,
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  Speaker 1: so I said, Amby, let me use your credit card
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  Speaker 1: to pay the meter outside. So I go outside to
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  Speaker 1: pay the meter and your card does not work. It says,
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  Speaker 1: card denied. Oh yeah, I declined for whatever reason. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you don't have enough money on it
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  Speaker 1: or what. But anyway, I call Amby and I'm like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: your card's not working, and he says to me, oh,
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: that card never works. Why would you give me a
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  Speaker 1: card that never works to go use to pay the meter?
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: American Express gives these new metal cars. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: any metal, but why would you Why would you do
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  Speaker 1: that if you know it wasn't gonna work at the
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  Speaker 1: meters and I forgot about util but they never work
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  Speaker 1: at the media has nothing to do with money. It's
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  Speaker 1: just the metal cards don't work at the meta. Why
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  Speaker 1: would you give me a card that you know doesn't
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  Speaker 1: work anyway? God, I'm standing outside looking broke China's card,
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  Speaker 1: feeling stupid, hoping I don't get a ticket. Couldn't come
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  Speaker 1: back up because I didn't want to get a ticket.
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  Speaker 1: So now I'm standing outside for twenty minutes waiting for something.
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  Speaker 1: Then you didn't tell Brandon where I was to come
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  Speaker 1: give me another card, so I'm just standing there. He
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  Speaker 1: has no idea where I'm at. Did my other card work? Fortunately? Yes? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Then did you get a ticket? But it wasn't your
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  Speaker 1: name on it? I don't know what you've been doing,
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  Speaker 1: it says DJ music. It's the business card. Hello, who's
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  Speaker 1: this day? Who would give donkey too? These nuts? Charlobane
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  Speaker 1: Country as being not at work and for being sting
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  Speaker 1: in the go go Charl, I mean we got vacation
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  Speaker 1: times and I can't do nothing about my life, skinting brother.
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  Speaker 1: I was born like this. Yeah, damn, why are you blowing?
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  Speaker 1: And go? Bye? Man? Goodness? Gracious? Hello, who's this Jason Indiana?
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  Speaker 1: We will get the donkee too? To myself man, I
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  Speaker 1: called it in last week, I stayed online or trying
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  Speaker 1: to get through get it off the chest. You weren't
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: there that that day, but I got rolled up for
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  Speaker 1: staying on the line because they had to get my
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  Speaker 1: info after it. So this morning I'm rolled up again.
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  Speaker 1: And last my third wrote up at work trying to
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  Speaker 1: get through all my line. Yeah you do. We told you.
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  Speaker 1: I told you use the app go inside if you
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  Speaker 1: get fired, bro you but he can't. He can't listen
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  Speaker 1: inside work. I can't. Yeah, he can't. Can you change
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: your hours and let me get my book? Bankage? Man? Oh,
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: can you listen to the podcast after? Maybe you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to hear it right now? Breakfast club, get your
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  Speaker 1: ass fire. No, but that ain't the thing. Like everybody
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: walking around work here don't get to day I feel
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  Speaker 1: I come I'm left the hut. But how are they
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  Speaker 1: hearing it? If they're at work? They come in. It's
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  Speaker 1: different at work breaks. So I go out on my break,
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  Speaker 1: don't get to day starting. I only get fifteen minutes
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  Speaker 1: and then Charlemagne take forever. So I'm i belt for
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  Speaker 1: twenty twenty five minutes. Well, you might have to ask
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  Speaker 1: somebody to record it for you. Yeah, sorry, sir, Oh
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  Speaker 1: you might have to go to the bathroom with your
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  Speaker 1: headphones and listen in there. I don't know, act like
• 3:09
  Speaker 1: and do that grunt like you on the toilet about
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  Speaker 1: Just go to work, bro, just go to work. Were done.
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: We're not gonna say hello, who's this? Hey? This is
• 3:15
  Speaker 1: Prince Drake. Come on now, New Jersey. Now what I'm
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  Speaker 1: getting off here? I'm gonna get you. Who you wanna
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  Speaker 1: give donkey too? Donkey? Is the day I'm given to
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  Speaker 1: Kenneth Easy before the NBA play. Now his mother grandmother,
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  Speaker 1: and he kicked her off the house the day after
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  Speaker 1: Mother's Day out of a half manch you would know
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  Speaker 1: where to go no money. I thought that was pretty supers. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: if that's that's your brother, then no, no, no, through marriage,
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  Speaker 1: through marriage. Okay, we'll take his name out. But okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, it does sound donkey ish, very donkeysh Hello,
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  Speaker 1: who's this Detroy west Side? What I'm going? Who you
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  Speaker 1: wanna give donkey too? Yeah? I saw Sammon said Maul
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  Speaker 1: was on fire. Yeah it was. It was horrible. It
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: started somewhere in the food court and something, Well, Angelie,
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: how you going? I got the Bears hairdresser in the
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  Speaker 1: state of Michigan. For you, angel leive when you come
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  Speaker 1: back to the day. Okay, I gotta come to f
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  Speaker 1: f Cilanti, but I was really horrified. I'm sorry. I
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  Speaker 1: had to digress for a moment. I was like, what
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  Speaker 1: is going on? I love that mom. Do you give
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  Speaker 1: a donkey too? Though? Okay, I want to give donkey
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: other day to Joe Biden for the simple fact that
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: he has not kept his word and we should be
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  Speaker 1: able to sue him for a false advertisement because he
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  Speaker 1: has not did anything to relieve student that now one
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  Speaker 1: thing he gave, it's just like caring for kids. You
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  Speaker 1: can't care for one and not care for all he gave.
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  Speaker 1: He gave a break for fire and healthcare. He gave
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  Speaker 1: a break to the disabled people who would about the
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  Speaker 1: average every day working person. You right, well, maybe it's
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: a work in progress, but you know you also got
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  Speaker 1: to give it to the two Democrats that are holding
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  Speaker 1: things up and the Republicans. In that case, absolutely donkey
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  Speaker 1: of the day Charlomagne is out. If you want to
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  Speaker 1: give somebody donkey, eight hundred five one five one is
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  Speaker 1: the number. It's over. Why are you giving a number
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  Speaker 1: of I did it all right, So let me clear
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  Speaker 1: alliance