Latest / Revisionist History / The Origin of “You” – A Conversation with John McWhorter
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- 0:15Speaker 1: Bushkin.
- 0:22Speaker 2: I was a fan of John mcquarter long before I
- 0:24Speaker 2: met him for the first time. Mccorter is a linguist
- 0:27Speaker 2: at Columbia University and a music lover and a New
- 0:30Speaker 2: York Times columnist, basically a renaissance man. It was maybe
- 0:35Speaker 2: twenty nineteen when we first spoke. At the time, I
- 0:38Speaker 2: was working on something about Tom Bradley, who was mayor
- 0:41Speaker 2: of Los Angeles from nineteen seventy three to nineteen ninety three,
- 0:45Speaker 2: And while I listened to old tapes of Bradley, I
- 0:47Speaker 2: was struck by something I heard. Listen, there is nothing
- 0:51Speaker 2: there to hide.
- 0:52Speaker 1: I want everybody to know that Tom Bradley's life has
- 0:55Speaker 1: been an open book. And you know this is another
- 0:59Speaker 1: demonstration of that.
- 1:01Speaker 2: Tom Bradley is black, born in Texas, grew up in
- 1:05Speaker 2: south central Los Angeles. So I went to see mcquarter,
- 1:09Speaker 2: went to his rabbit warren of an office, played him
- 1:12Speaker 2: that bit of tape and said, explain this to me.
- 1:15Speaker 2: Why does a black guy whose parents were sharecroppers from
- 1:18Speaker 2: Texas sound like Carry Grant? And for an hour of
- 1:23Speaker 2: the most wonderful conversation he explained to me exactly why
- 1:27Speaker 2: he did. Fast forward a few years, I was doing
- 1:31Speaker 2: our series on the nineteen thirty six Olympics, and I
- 1:33Speaker 2: got obsessed with Dorothy Thompson, who was one of the
- 1:36Speaker 2: most important journalists in the world in the nineteen thirties.
- 1:40Speaker 2: And I heard some old tapes of her and she
- 1:42Speaker 2: sounded like she was the Duchess of York. Only do
- 1:46Speaker 2: you know where she grew up? Buffalo? So who do
- 1:49Speaker 2: I go to see to explain how people from Buffalo
- 1:51Speaker 2: end up sounding like English royalty? You guessed it, John
- 1:55Speaker 2: mc warter. My point is that there is a certain
- 1:59Speaker 2: kind of question about language, about race, about why we
- 2:03Speaker 2: speak the way we speak, for which the only answer is,
- 2:07Speaker 2: let's call up John mcquarter. I love John mcquarter and
- 2:12Speaker 2: when he said he had a new book coming out
- 2:14Speaker 2: called Pronoun Trouble, I asked him could I interview you
- 2:17Speaker 2: about it? And lucky for me, he said yes. My
- 2:23Speaker 2: name is Malcolm Gladwell. This is Revisionist History, my podcast
- 2:27Speaker 2: about things overlooked and misunderstood. In this episode, we're going
- 2:31Speaker 2: to run the conversation I had with Jah mcquarter this
- 2:34Speaker 2: spring at the ninety second Street Why, which was delightful.
- 2:41Speaker 2: I did this interview with John right after finishing up
- 2:43Speaker 2: the Joe Rogan episode of Revisionist History. If you listen
- 2:47Speaker 2: to it, you'll know that I spent a lot of
- 2:49Speaker 2: time talking about how to properly interview someone, how hard
- 2:53Speaker 2: it is, and how Joe Rogan could learn a lot
- 2:56Speaker 2: from someone like Oprah. And that episode was very much
- 2:59Speaker 2: on my mind as I was interviewing the quarter because
- 3:02Speaker 2: I was thinking, oh am I going to measure up.
- 3:05Speaker 2: Where do I land on the Oprah Joe Rogan continuum.
- 3:09Speaker 2: I'll let you be the judge of that. Although I
- 3:12Speaker 2: will say this is not exactly a fair test. The
- 3:15Speaker 2: degree of difficulty with interviewing someone as charming as John
- 3:19Speaker 2: mcwarter is very very hell hello everyone, thanks for coming, John,
- 3:29Speaker 2: Thank you for agreeing to join us tonight.
- 3:32Speaker 1: Malcolm, thank you for having me.
- 3:33Speaker 2: No the this is our I wanted to. I was
- 3:37Speaker 2: thinking back when I I first met you, and I
- 3:39Speaker 2: think it was I called you opera went to see
- 3:42Speaker 2: you because I was doing something on the first black
- 3:48Speaker 2: mayor of Los Angeles, Tom Bradley. It was Tom Bradley,
- 3:50Speaker 2: that's right, yeah, And I was listening to tapes of
- 3:52Speaker 2: him speaking and he sounded like the whitest guy I
- 3:55Speaker 2: could imagine and I was trying to.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Figure out why I sounded like a Disney announcer.
- 4:01Speaker 2: And you gave wait, tell me a little bit before
- 4:04Speaker 2: we even get into this. It was so much fun
- 4:06Speaker 2: your answer. Explain to me why that would be.
- 4:08Speaker 1: So I don't remember what I said then because it
- 4:11Speaker 1: was before you know what, and therefore it feels like
- 4:14Speaker 1: it was seventy five years ago. But I know that
- 4:17Speaker 1: I probably would have said that he would have grown
- 4:19Speaker 1: up in a time when the unspoken cultural expectations of
- 4:24Speaker 1: oratory culture were such that if you were trying to
- 4:27Speaker 1: make your way in the world, whatever color you are,
- 4:30Speaker 1: as an American, there was an expectation that you would
- 4:33Speaker 1: learn the standard dialect and be absolutely comfortable in it. Frankly,
- 4:38Speaker 1: Booker T. Washington did that too. He was born a slave.
- 4:40Speaker 1: If you listen to recordings, you'd think he was Teddy Roosevelt,
- 4:43Speaker 1: and that's because that's what you had to do, which
- 4:46Speaker 1: was kind of unfair. But I was thinking he comes
- 4:48Speaker 1: from the time when black people were expected to speak
- 4:52Speaker 1: that way if they wanted to have public influence. And
- 4:55Speaker 1: I'm sure that he spoke in different ways when he
- 4:58Speaker 1: did not have the camera on him, didn't I say
- 5:00Speaker 1: that I'm trying.
- 5:02Speaker 2: To say something along that lines, and we were the thing.
- 5:05Speaker 2: The fascinating question is when it did death stop? It stopped?
- 5:09Speaker 1: Yeah, he doesn't.
- 5:10Speaker 2: Sound like that if he's the mayor of Los Angeles today.
- 5:12Speaker 1: No. No, that ended in the late sixties, and there
- 5:16Speaker 1: was a new idea, and in some ways a healthy
- 5:17Speaker 1: idea that to be taken seriously. You don't have to
- 5:21Speaker 1: learn to talk in the standard way. You can express
- 5:23Speaker 1: yourself how you feel like it.
- 5:25Speaker 2: The minute I mentioned Tom Brady to you, you were like, oh,
- 5:29Speaker 2: I remember I played you with tape. You're like, oh,
- 5:31Speaker 2: And I realized, oh, this is old hat for John.
- 5:33Speaker 2: This is what it means to be a linguist. You're
- 5:35Speaker 2: constantly entertaining, asking yourself those kinds of questions. You can't
- 5:39Speaker 2: let a.
- 5:40Speaker 1: More or less. Yeah. Although I happen to be what's
- 5:44Speaker 1: called a historical linguist, which means that I'm interested in
- 5:47Speaker 1: how language changes, you can be somebody who's interested in
- 5:49Speaker 1: just how language is right now, in which case that
- 5:53Speaker 1: Tom Bradley question would be less of interest. But for me,
- 5:56Speaker 1: it's all about what was going on in the past,
- 5:58Speaker 1: and especially nowadays, we're at the point where you have
- 6:02Speaker 1: one hundred years it's actually technically one hundred and two
- 6:06Speaker 1: years of people recorded speaking and moving at the same time.
- 6:11Speaker 1: And so there's some sound films starting in nineteen twenty three,
- 6:15Speaker 1: and that to me is history, especially now that we've
- 6:17Speaker 1: got the Internet and so you can just see these
- 6:19Speaker 1: things happening and you can listen to the way people talk,
- 6:22Speaker 1: and so that's something I do. Not all linguists would
- 6:24Speaker 1: be inclined to do that. They would do other interesting things,
- 6:27Speaker 1: but it's a little obsession of mine, especially lately. How
- 6:30Speaker 1: has American English changed over about the past one hundred
- 6:34Speaker 1: and twenty five years. When you can actually hear it,
- 6:36Speaker 1: you can listen to this won't go on for too
- 6:38Speaker 1: much longer, but you can listen to the black musical
- 6:42Speaker 1: theater artist Bert Williams, who has a certain name, but
- 6:45Speaker 1: he first became famous working with George Walker. They're two
- 6:48Speaker 1: black men. You can see them in pictures and you
- 6:50Speaker 1: know they've got the minstrel makeup and they're in these
- 6:53Speaker 1: forced poses and you kind of think, what were they
- 6:56Speaker 1: like and it's hard to tell. There's some recordings of them,
- 6:58Speaker 1: there are a few, and they're like like that. You
- 7:01Speaker 1: can listen to the way they spoke and sang. They
- 7:04Speaker 1: both sound Caribbean, including George Walker who grew up in Kansas,
- 7:09Speaker 1: because Black English vowels were different back then. If you
- 7:12Speaker 1: listen to black people on cylinders from the eighteen nineties
- 7:15Speaker 1: and then then they don't say quote, they say quote
- 7:18Speaker 1: like that somebody's gonna marry me. Somebody's going to marry me.
- 7:22Speaker 1: That's how they sounded. And so these are the obsessions
- 7:25Speaker 1: that one starts to have.
- 7:27Speaker 2: When you say you have but this sounds like a
- 7:31Speaker 2: fantastic obsession. By the way, how does that like? Is
- 7:35Speaker 2: this something you do sort of for fun? In other words,
- 7:38Speaker 2: do you have places you go to find these historical
- 7:43Speaker 2: or are you just watching a movie from the thirties
- 7:45Speaker 2: and you stop it and you go back five minutes
- 7:48Speaker 2: and you lay up on.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Both of those things. Yeah, and it's not only black people,
- 7:52Speaker 1: it's just people in general. Listen to that vowel. Why
- 7:55Speaker 1: did the person use the word fantastical in that particular way.
- 7:59Speaker 1: There are all sorts of things, and then like, do
- 8:01Speaker 1: I go looking for it? Not necessarily, but if I
- 8:03Speaker 1: find out that there is some four CD player set
- 8:08Speaker 1: called Sad of the deep past. The first thing I'm
- 8:12Speaker 1: thinking is how interesting could most of that be? But
- 8:14Speaker 1: there'll be two things where somebody is black or somebody
- 8:17Speaker 1: is using something colloquial. And so I'll listen to all
- 8:20Speaker 1: four of those damn CDs once because you never know
- 8:23Speaker 1: what you're gonna get, and you get just enough to
- 8:26Speaker 1: put into books and to mention to you and things
- 8:28Speaker 1: like that.
- 8:29Speaker 2: So when did you when did you, at what point
- 8:32Speaker 2: in your in your career life, whatever, did you realize
- 8:37Speaker 2: that this was something of particular interest to you?
- 8:40Speaker 1: You mean linguistics in general.
- 8:42Speaker 2: No, No, this thing you're just talking about that.
- 8:46Speaker 1: It's a summer day in nineteen seventy five and my
- 8:53Speaker 1: father's got his beer and he's watching this bad old
- 8:56Speaker 1: movie and it was a movie biography, old one of
- 9:01Speaker 1: Stephen Foster, and the people keep walking through and they
- 9:06Speaker 1: the vowels are different, and I'm gonna write swanee River.
- 9:09Speaker 1: And I asked d why did they talk that way?
- 9:12Speaker 1: And he said, well, you know, things change, and that's
- 9:15Speaker 1: about all he had. But I remember thinking those were
- 9:18Speaker 1: real people and yet they don't talk like us. Why?
- 9:22Speaker 1: And then a seed was gradually planted. There's an episode
- 9:27Speaker 1: of I've ever spoken about this. There's an episode of
- 9:30Speaker 1: the Lucy Show, not I Love Lucy, but her second
- 9:33Speaker 1: show that got bad. And in one of the early episodes,
- 9:37Speaker 1: Lucy gets a maid and the maid is snobbish, and
- 9:40Speaker 1: so Lucy starts buying the maid lunch and at one
- 9:43Speaker 1: point she says, Oh, it's a roast chicken. It's broasted.
- 9:46Speaker 1: And she says, it's broasted. And I was listening to
- 9:48Speaker 1: that when I was about thirteen and thinking, that's not
- 9:50Speaker 1: a word anymore. Is it? That sort of thing for
- 9:53Speaker 1: some reason interests me? And next thing, you know, you've
- 9:56Speaker 1: got so much of it stuck crowding out more important
- 9:59Speaker 1: things in your head. But you can write books about.
- 10:02Speaker 2: It, John, you gotta do better than that. You can't
- 10:05Speaker 2: say for some reason it interested me. You got to
- 10:07Speaker 2: tell me good, tell us more than that.
- 10:11Speaker 1: The way people talk is very resonant to me. And
- 10:15Speaker 1: as I've gotten older, I've realized that for other people
- 10:17Speaker 1: it's the way people walk, or the way somebody dances,
- 10:20Speaker 1: of the way people dress. But I know from a
- 10:22Speaker 1: very early age just speech was interesting. It was a
- 10:26Speaker 1: window into the soul. People spoke differently, and that was
- 10:31Speaker 1: about this much blackness. It was just listening to people
- 10:34Speaker 1: in general, getting a sense that my teachers had a
- 10:37Speaker 1: certain accent that the white people on TV didn't have.
- 10:40Speaker 1: In Philadelphia, you say lousy whereas Lucy says lousy. And
- 10:44Speaker 1: I was thinking, well, that's interesting, annoying my southern relatives
- 10:49Speaker 1: by noticing that they had different vocabulary here and there.
- 10:51Speaker 1: You know, I'm this little kid, I talk like missed
- 10:54Speaker 1: and I say, you say Carrie when we would say take,
- 10:56Speaker 1: and they would get tired of that. But I realized
- 10:59Speaker 1: that it was because I was interested in dialect. Also,
- 11:06Speaker 1: one thing I missed, and I think it's partly from
- 11:08Speaker 1: being black, is I never heard Black English as wrong.
- 11:12Speaker 1: I didn't grow up speaking it. I grew up hearing it.
- 11:14Speaker 1: I have a good passive competence. But I remember cousins
- 11:17Speaker 1: who you know very much, spoke it and they would
- 11:19Speaker 1: use features of Black English, and I would listen and
- 11:22Speaker 1: not think nothing. You know, some people just not care.
- 11:26Speaker 1: I would not think that's bad grammar, that's wrong. I
- 11:29Speaker 1: wouldn't think it was exotic. I would listen to it
- 11:32Speaker 1: and think, hmm, that's different from the way I would
- 11:35Speaker 1: put it, And I wonder, why is that based on
- 11:39Speaker 1: something in history. I had one cousin who was using
- 11:41Speaker 1: what we call the narrative, had people who studied Black
- 11:43Speaker 1: English and so, and then we had gone downstairs, and
- 11:46Speaker 1: then we had seen that there was a raccoon in
- 11:47Speaker 1: the basement, and then we had said, hey, let's get
- 11:49Speaker 1: rid of that raccoon. And then we had gone back upstairs.
- 11:51Speaker 1: And I keep waiting for you had what, and then what,
- 11:54Speaker 1: and it was just all had And I remember listening
- 11:56Speaker 1: to Darren doing that and thinking that must be different
- 12:00Speaker 1: instead of him not knowing what had means. And then
- 12:02Speaker 1: years later I found out that linguist had written about that.
- 12:05Speaker 2: Wait, my wife, who's black, Uh, she uses that. That's
- 12:11Speaker 2: where it comes from. What she sticks head in the
- 12:14Speaker 2: craziest places.
- 12:16Speaker 1: It might be a black thing, yes, or like when
- 12:19Speaker 1: Will Smith says, well, what had happened was he's.
- 12:22Speaker 2: What she did?
- 12:23Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 12:23Speaker 2: She said today she said, I had went. I don't
- 12:27Speaker 2: understand this is a highly educated went to Princeton lawyer
- 12:33Speaker 2: in she just takes head and just kind of like
- 12:36Speaker 2: shovels it in randomly into her senses.
- 12:39Speaker 1: That is, that is because it's a good, earthy yet
- 12:42Speaker 1: systematic way of using using the language. It's called narrative had.
- 12:47Speaker 1: There are papers about it, noticeably papers. There's one paper
- 12:50Speaker 1: about it.
- 12:50Speaker 2: So her father, wait, I want to her father grew
- 12:54Speaker 2: up in both Harlem and Jacksonville, Florida, and he would
- 12:58Speaker 2: be growing up in the fifties.
- 13:01Speaker 1: He would have gotten that narrative had from Harlem, most
- 13:04Speaker 1: likely from Harlem. Yeah, that's good, solid northern Black English. Yeah.
- 13:08Speaker 2: Now you said something earlier that you didn't speak Black
- 13:13Speaker 2: English growing up.
- 13:14Speaker 1: Why not? That's deep, Malcolm. Actually, that gets into my
- 13:19Speaker 1: parents and what they were like, and so plenty of
- 13:24Speaker 1: black family speaking the dialect fluently. Mount Area in Philadelphia
- 13:28Speaker 1: was a very integrated neighborhood. The black people in the
- 13:31Speaker 1: neighborhood had become middle class from mostly being working class.
- 13:35Speaker 1: So there was plenty of Black English spoken in the neighborhood.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Close friends of mine spoke it. My mother grew up
- 13:40Speaker 1: speaking Southern Black English, but switched to a kind of
- 13:45Speaker 1: generalized suburban Northern when she moved to Philadelphia. My father
- 13:49Speaker 1: spoke Philadelphia Black English. But and this is something I
- 13:52Speaker 1: really have only wrapped my head around over the past
- 13:55Speaker 1: about year really thinking about it. They were not inclined
- 13:59Speaker 1: to use their vernacular around their kids. They didn't speak
- 14:04Speaker 1: it to us. I remember thinking, Mom gets on the
- 14:06Speaker 1: phone with her relatives and all of a sudden, there's
- 14:08Speaker 1: this other way she has of speaking. I was trying
- 14:10Speaker 1: to wrap my head around it. Whereas, to tell you
- 14:13Speaker 1: the truth, most black moms would have spoken that way,
- 14:16Speaker 1: at least some to their kids as well. And the
- 14:18Speaker 1: truth is both of my parents tried their best. They
- 14:21Speaker 1: were both brilliant people. They provided a materially great existence,
- 14:24Speaker 1: but they were both very closed off people in general,
- 14:28Speaker 1: and that played out in terms of dialect. Then also,
- 14:32Speaker 1: my sister talks exactly like me. If I have a
- 14:34Speaker 1: weird voice, as one other person, it's my sister who's
- 14:36Speaker 1: four years younger, and she sounds just like this. So
- 14:38Speaker 1: it was it was both of us, and I find
- 14:41Speaker 1: myself thinking, sometimes we both do that. But also I'm not.
- 14:46Speaker 1: I'm not an imitator, you know, as much as I
- 14:48Speaker 1: love other languages and trying to learn them and never
- 14:51Speaker 1: never doing it as well as I'd like to. Holly,
- 14:54Speaker 1: my sister went to Spelman and came back with this
- 14:57Speaker 1: new repertoire. All of a sudden she could switch. She
- 15:00Speaker 1: had a kind of black English, she had the cadence,
- 15:02Speaker 1: whereas I never did that. And to be honest, if
- 15:04Speaker 1: I had gone to morehouse, I don't think that would
- 15:06Speaker 1: have happened. I talk the way I talk in other
- 15:09Speaker 1: people imitate me, and I think that's just you know,
- 15:11Speaker 1: neurons or something. You know. I like the way I talk.
- 15:15Speaker 1: I'm not going to talk like someone else. But that
- 15:19Speaker 1: is the reason. And I wish that I had picked
- 15:22Speaker 1: it up for real, because not having that natural competence
- 15:26Speaker 1: means that you come off sometimes as thinking you're better
- 15:29Speaker 1: than people when really it's just that that's not in
- 15:31Speaker 1: your mouth. And I can completely understand what it would
- 15:33Speaker 1: look like from another perspective, but yeah, that's it sometimes.
- 15:37Speaker 1: To be honest, I have wished that I was and
- 15:40Speaker 1: I'm not just saying this because it's you, except I am.
- 15:42Speaker 1: I wish that I was Black Canadian because I think
- 15:45Speaker 1: that's less of an issue there in terms of the
- 15:48Speaker 1: place of American Black English in what it is to
- 15:51Speaker 1: be a black person. But that's just an idle thought.
- 15:54Speaker 2: I remember the first time I saw that kind of
- 15:59Speaker 2: the switching as a kid in Jamaica, seeing my uncle,
- 16:06Speaker 2: you know, a brown skin Jamaican talked to us in
- 16:10Speaker 2: the Queen's English, and he was getting gas, had a
- 16:14Speaker 2: gas pump.
- 16:15Speaker 1: That was amazing.
- 16:17Speaker 2: I'm maybe nine, gets out of the car and he
- 16:20Speaker 2: starts talking to the guy pumping the gas, and there's
- 16:22Speaker 2: some It wasn't just that he switched into Patuas, it
- 16:28Speaker 2: was that he also his manner.
- 16:30Speaker 1: Completely changed you a different person.
- 16:32Speaker 2: He was there. They were doing that Jamaican thing where
- 16:34Speaker 2: they're shouting at each other even though they're not angry, yes,
- 16:39Speaker 2: which I'd never seen before. I thought, this is the
- 16:41Speaker 2: coolest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. That
- 16:43Speaker 2: he could go from literally Malcolm blah blah blah and
- 16:46Speaker 2: then boom, and it was just that kind of.
- 16:49Speaker 1: And that kind of trash talking thing, just like their
- 16:52Speaker 1: papers written about that one. Actually, yeah, that is that
- 16:56Speaker 1: is very common. That must have been wild. Yeah, especially
- 16:59Speaker 1: to see that big a switch, because in my case
- 17:01Speaker 1: it was like from here to here. But with Patuas,
- 17:04Speaker 1: first he's Margaret Thatcher and then suddenly he's Bob Marley.
- 17:07Speaker 1: That must have been.
- 17:10Speaker 2: Or my mother hearing my then I began to hear
- 17:12Speaker 2: my mother when she would get angry, she would lapse,
- 17:16Speaker 2: not into full on bad way. But you could hear
- 17:19Speaker 2: the Jamaican coming out of that idea as well. It's
- 17:22Speaker 2: funny because I'm making the same on some level observations
- 17:26Speaker 2: you are as a child, but I have no I
- 17:29Speaker 2: what sidetracks me at that age is not how people
- 17:32Speaker 2: are speaking, but how they're telling, how they're explaining things.
- 17:37Speaker 2: I get obsessed in the same way that you. I
- 17:39Speaker 2: think it's funny, in the same way that you got
- 17:41Speaker 2: obsessed with how your people are expressing themselves. To me,
- 17:45Speaker 2: it was about we're we're gonna we're playing hearts, and
- 17:49Speaker 2: our cousin doesn't know how to play hearts, and my
- 17:52Speaker 2: brother's starts expanding hearts to my cousin. He's doing it
- 17:54Speaker 2: all wrong. That was my obsessions. I'm sick. I'm just like, why,
- 17:59Speaker 2: why start with the point of the game, like, what
- 18:03Speaker 2: are you doing?
- 18:04Speaker 3: Yeah? And I realized how deeply kind of and it
- 18:09Speaker 3: bothered you. Oh to this day it works.
- 18:13Speaker 1: I always just assumed that people were going to do
- 18:18Speaker 1: stuff wrong, and I would have been listening to what
- 18:20Speaker 1: the grammar was.
- 18:22Speaker 2: No, no, no, I uh. If the surest way for me
- 18:25Speaker 2: to completely lose my cool is to read instructions that
- 18:30Speaker 2: someone has written for something just like this is this
- 18:33Speaker 2: is I mean, come on, I want to call up
- 18:36Speaker 2: the company and volunteer my services. We'll be right back
- 18:40Speaker 2: with more of my conversation with John McCarter. I want
- 18:52Speaker 2: to talk a little bit about your and by the way,
- 18:56Speaker 2: I always find this question, if it's asked to me,
- 18:58Speaker 2: deeply annoying, so you don't have to answer it if
- 18:59Speaker 2: you don't want to. But I wanted to talk about
- 19:01Speaker 2: your kind of place in the culture right now, which
- 19:05Speaker 2: is really interesting to me. And I have a grand,
- 19:08Speaker 2: unified a quarter theory.
- 19:10Speaker 1: I want to hear this because I don't.
- 19:13Speaker 2: Here's my theory. At any given moment, in sort of
- 19:18Speaker 2: popular culture or intellectual popular culture, there is someone who's
- 19:22Speaker 2: allowed to get away with saying anything. You that person.
- 19:27Speaker 2: I think you get to say whatever you want for
- 19:32Speaker 2: a variety of reasons, which i'd like you to unpack.
- 19:34Speaker 1: Can you give me Can you give me one half
- 19:38Speaker 1: of an example of what you mean? Like, I'm allowed
- 19:41Speaker 1: to say it, but no one else is.
- 19:44Speaker 2: As in, you wrote a beautiful was it or not bad?
- 19:48Speaker 2: I can't remember where you wrote it? A thing about
- 19:51Speaker 2: your own experience with affirmative action, Yes, no, one else
- 19:53Speaker 2: could write that.
- 19:55Speaker 1: True.
- 19:57Speaker 2: You write about you in your column are constantly, in
- 20:04Speaker 2: a very beautiful way, kind of setting down the rules
- 20:07Speaker 2: for discourse, particularly around your code switching column of yesterday,
- 20:13Speaker 2: like all right, not allowed to do that? You know
- 20:15Speaker 2: this way?
- 20:17Speaker 1: You must forget them the minute I write them this today?
- 20:20Speaker 1: Oh today is what's her name? The Congress from Jasmine Crockett. Yes, okay,
- 20:25Speaker 1: Jasmon Crockett. You said, very gently and nicely, you said
- 20:28Speaker 1: to her, come on, now, you get to do that.
- 20:31Speaker 1: I do you know what?
- 20:33Speaker 2: Who else can do that?
- 20:36Speaker 1: What you're saying is something I'm feeling as I get
- 20:39Speaker 1: a little older, because I'm pushing sixty and so I'm
- 20:42Speaker 1: no longer the young pup, and i feel like I've
- 20:46Speaker 1: got a certain amount of life experience, and also just
- 20:49Speaker 1: I'm beginning to come off as the kind of person
- 20:51Speaker 1: who you call sir or in the parking lot, okay, boss,
- 20:56Speaker 1: you know that sort of thing, And so I'm beginning
- 20:59Speaker 1: to take those chances to an extent with Jasmine Crockett.
- 21:04Speaker 1: I will say this, I was very careful in the
- 21:07Speaker 1: wording of that because I thought, especially because she's forty
- 21:11Speaker 1: in a bit and I'm about to be sixty. I male,
- 21:14Speaker 1: I have an imperious demeanor. I don't think that she
- 21:17Speaker 1: did anything that was absolutely sinful, and so honestly, in
- 21:20Speaker 1: the editing of that, we were very careful with the words,
- 21:23Speaker 1: and so near the end of it, I say that
- 21:24Speaker 1: her explanation for why she made fun of the man
- 21:27Speaker 1: in the wheelchair was what did I call it, I'm
- 21:31Speaker 1: clever but hopeless. And there was an idea that I
- 21:36Speaker 1: was supposed to say clever but cowardly, and I said, no,
- 21:40Speaker 1: that's too mean. I don't want to call her a coward.
- 21:43Speaker 1: I want to say that the explanation just doesn't work.
- 21:45Speaker 1: So I think part of it, but the fact that
- 21:47Speaker 1: I wrote that at all, I don't know if I
- 21:49Speaker 1: would have written that one twenty years ago, or if
- 21:51Speaker 1: I did, it would have been read as John just
- 21:54Speaker 1: likes to criticize black people, and he does that every week,
- 21:56Speaker 1: when I actually do it very rarely. But I think
- 21:58Speaker 1: what you're talking about is that I'm getting a little
- 22:01Speaker 1: older and therefore feel like I can say things that
- 22:05Speaker 1: I couldn't when I was Coleman Hughes's age like thirty,
- 22:08Speaker 1: where if I say things even if I thought I
- 22:10Speaker 1: was right, it would be you're too young, how dare you?
- 22:13Speaker 1: And I really felt at the time, I need to
- 22:15Speaker 1: respect my elders. I would try very hard to do that,
- 22:18Speaker 1: especially in Black American culture. Don't you don't sass your elders,
- 22:22Speaker 1: You don't sass your parents. Well, now I'm my parents,
- 22:26Speaker 1: and so I'm going to start doing some constructive sassing.
- 22:29Speaker 1: I think that's part of.
- 22:29Speaker 2: It, part of it as well. I think there's other layers. Well,
- 22:35Speaker 2: one is that as a linguist, as someone who pays
- 22:38Speaker 2: as much attention to language as you do, you're better
- 22:43Speaker 2: at it.
- 22:44Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not.
- 22:47Speaker 2: By which I mean that. Just the example you just
- 22:50Speaker 2: gave on parsing the difference between cowardly and hopeless, that
- 22:57Speaker 2: someone who was not as attuned to the nuances of
- 23:00Speaker 2: language might have said cowardly with a quite a you know,
- 23:04Speaker 2: there's quite a dramatic difference in the way that would
- 23:07Speaker 2: be perceived and read. Yeah, and you're but you are
- 23:11Speaker 2: professionally alert to those nuances, and that permits you a
- 23:15Speaker 2: great deal more freedom. I think that most people dramatically
- 23:19Speaker 2: underestimate how important word choice is and how acutely sensitive
- 23:24Speaker 2: we are to the word the words that are used,
- 23:26Speaker 2: particularly if they're directed at us. I want to talk
- 23:28Speaker 2: about my favorite chapter.
- 23:29Speaker 1: In the book. What's the favorite.
- 23:31Speaker 2: It's the it's the chapter about you.
- 23:33Speaker 1: Thank you for not being about they and them? Okay you, Yeah,
- 23:37Speaker 1: that was the one that was the funnest to write.
- 23:39Speaker 2: It's the fun it is, so just sit to work.
- 23:42Speaker 2: Explain briefly to everyone the structure of the book.
- 23:47Speaker 1: The book is. It's not just a book about they.
- 23:49Speaker 1: I mean there. I think there already is a book
- 23:51Speaker 1: just about they. I couldn't have sustained anyone's attention for
- 23:54Speaker 1: that long. It's each pronoun So there's I, there's you,
- 23:57Speaker 1: there's he, she, it, there's we, and there's a. So
- 24:00Speaker 1: that's seven chapters. Notice that it's a compact and the
- 24:03Speaker 1: idea is to give the history of each one of
- 24:05Speaker 1: those little words, and then to discuss some controversy that
- 24:09Speaker 1: is connected with them. We kind of resist controversy. That
- 24:12Speaker 1: chapter was a challenge because I was thinking, nobody fights
- 24:15Speaker 1: over week. But I got a chapter out of it anyway.
- 24:17Speaker 1: But that was the point. And of course, when I
- 24:21Speaker 1: was writing it in twenty twenty three on a sun
- 24:24Speaker 1: porch Upstate, I was thinking ha ha, happy linguistic pronouns,
- 24:28Speaker 1: because the book before this was called wok Racism, and
- 24:32Speaker 1: it was a bourbon fueled, angry little screed that needed
- 24:36Speaker 1: to be written in twenty twenty. But it's this book
- 24:39Speaker 1: where I'm screaming on every page, and books like that
- 24:41Speaker 1: are not fun to write. So after that was over,
- 24:44Speaker 1: I thought, I want to do one of the happy
- 24:45Speaker 1: language books, and I thought, what about the pronouns. The
- 24:48Speaker 1: last thing I was thinking was all of this debate
- 24:50Speaker 1: we're having now about TRANSI identity, et cetera. I was
- 24:52Speaker 1: just writing about pronouns. So the book has fallen into
- 24:55Speaker 1: a different atmosphere than I was expecting. But really it's
- 24:58Speaker 1: just me enjoying pronouns. Like in Nine Nasty Words, I
- 25:02Speaker 1: enjoyed profanity. That's what this book is.
- 25:04Speaker 2: But you so tell us, tell us the problem with you.
- 25:09Speaker 1: You is a problem. I don't mean that you all
- 25:11Speaker 1: are a problem. Oh there was some Black English too,
- 25:15Speaker 1: We will get there. That was silly. So it used
- 25:19Speaker 1: to be yeah, exactly exactly, Thou Malcolm as opposed to
- 25:22Speaker 1: you in the audience. That's how English is supposed to be.
- 25:26Speaker 1: Thou art sitting in a chair. You are sitting. To
- 25:29Speaker 1: be honest, with the lighting, I can't tell what you're
- 25:31Speaker 1: sitting in, but I presume they are chairs, and so
- 25:33Speaker 1: thou and you. You're supposed to have singular and then
- 25:37Speaker 1: a plural one. In early Middle English and before there
- 25:41Speaker 1: was a duel. So if it's just you too, then
- 25:43Speaker 1: it was yeat and so thou, yeat and you, And
- 25:47Speaker 1: then they had case forms thou if it's subject, thee.
- 25:50Speaker 1: If it's an object, you was the object form. Ye
- 25:54Speaker 1: was the subject form like here yea and then yeat
- 25:57Speaker 1: didn't do that, but the possessive of yeat. If you
- 25:59Speaker 1: wanted to say, you two's book, ink book, get that
- 26:03Speaker 1: and so got it wrong. No, ink was the object
- 26:06Speaker 1: form yeat and then ink. So I've done it all
- 26:09Speaker 1: for you too, my children, I've done it all for ink.
- 26:12Speaker 1: Inkor was the possessive. So you had all of these
- 26:14Speaker 1: U forms and everything's chugging along, and today all we
- 26:18Speaker 1: have is you, not even ye and you, just you.
- 26:21Speaker 1: Thou is gone, know thee just you? It all just
- 26:24Speaker 1: falls away now is the one we miss. It's like
- 26:26Speaker 1: I had a disease. Yeah, that was the one we miss.
- 26:28Speaker 1: We need thou, we need that we need it back
- 26:31Speaker 1: right now, but now we can't. We can't do it now.
- 26:35Speaker 2: So let's convince us about why we need to have
- 26:39Speaker 2: thou back.
- 26:41Speaker 1: Well, if you think about it, if you're going from
- 26:43Speaker 1: English to almost any language you're likely to learn. Notice
- 26:47Speaker 1: the first thing you learn is that there's something like
- 26:49Speaker 1: dot and then there's some plural form. You never learned
- 26:52Speaker 1: that the word for you is the same both in
- 26:55Speaker 1: the singular. If there's a chart in front of you,
- 26:56Speaker 1: the singular and the plural. That's not how languages work.
- 27:00Speaker 1: And so all over Europe this is preserved. This difference
- 27:03Speaker 1: is preserved. There are different spheres of influence that it
- 27:06Speaker 1: has in different languages and at different times. But if
- 27:08Speaker 1: it's Rush, it's supposed to be THEE and lie. You
- 27:11Speaker 1: don't have lee used for everything. You don't have THEE
- 27:13Speaker 1: use for everything. English is different in that way. English
- 27:16Speaker 1: is a very odd language in certain corners of its being.
- 27:21Speaker 1: And to tell the truth, it's it's obscure. We need
- 27:25Speaker 1: a singular versus a plural form. And we try to
- 27:27Speaker 1: create a plural form by saying y'all or use or
- 27:30Speaker 1: yen's and we're told that that's just funny. It's just slang.
- 27:35Speaker 1: It smells like fish or bubblegum or marijuana. It's not
- 27:38Speaker 1: it's not a real word. And yet all we're trying
- 27:41Speaker 1: to do is be a normal language.
- 27:44Speaker 2: So what's your preference here? There's two there's two parallel
- 27:48Speaker 2: strends of argument here, and I want to figure out
- 27:49Speaker 2: which side you're on. So you originally is the plural,
- 27:53Speaker 2: that is the singular singular. What has happened is that
- 27:58Speaker 2: you has come to encompass both, and we've developed these
- 28:02Speaker 2: colloquial forms y'all, et cetera, to take up the plural position,
- 28:08Speaker 2: and we we've moved you to the singular. Do you
- 28:12Speaker 2: think you should remain the singular or should you be
- 28:15Speaker 2: moved back into the plural position?
- 28:19Speaker 1: I understand. I'd like to see thou come back. I
- 28:22Speaker 1: think we need thou. There was nothing wrong with it.
- 28:25Speaker 1: It's just like German, do we need thou? The problem
- 28:29Speaker 1: is that Thou sounds antique. Thou sounds like somebody in
- 28:32Speaker 1: a periwig who's about to die of yellow fever because
- 28:35Speaker 1: it's so far back. But if we bring in you,
- 28:37Speaker 1: then we have to accept y'all as legitimate, or you
- 28:41Speaker 1: guys or use And that's really tough too, because of
- 28:45Speaker 1: the aforesaid odors of those words.
- 28:47Speaker 2: Why did I was thinking of?
- 28:49Speaker 1: You know?
- 28:50Speaker 2: So if someone wrote the hymn how great Thou art today,
- 28:52Speaker 2: it would be how great you.
- 28:53Speaker 1: Are, how great you are?
- 28:54Speaker 2: And say it's not it's not as good God to thee,
- 28:59Speaker 2: how great you are you are? It doesn't work.
- 29:05Speaker 1: That was great for art, yeah, but art thou. But
- 29:10Speaker 1: it would be hard to use out on the street,
- 29:12Speaker 1: I think, do I say it in the book? No,
- 29:15Speaker 1: that was about something else. You could not say thou naked?
- 29:20Speaker 1: You know it just it wouldn't seem quite right. It
- 29:22Speaker 1: was I have to use you.
- 29:26Speaker 2: But no, you've said the problems with both positions. But
- 29:29Speaker 2: come on, you're not answering my question.
- 29:31Speaker 1: Try if you had to.
- 29:33Speaker 2: If I make you languages are and you get to
- 29:36Speaker 2: push you to the singular a pro position and either
- 29:40Speaker 2: reinstate thou or or establish use and y'all, which what
- 29:49Speaker 2: which move were you making?
- 29:50Speaker 1: If I were the czar, like if I could do
- 29:52Speaker 1: an executive order, and yeah, I would, you would be
- 29:57Speaker 1: in the singular and I would enforce that you all
- 30:00Speaker 1: was more widely accepted. I would say that the Wall
- 30:03Speaker 1: Street Journal has to start allowing you all, and it
- 30:05Speaker 1: has to start being taught in school with a teacher
- 30:08Speaker 1: with a stick at a black That's that's the way
- 30:10Speaker 1: I would do it Already. When I teach about language,
- 30:13Speaker 1: I say it's going to be I U he she
- 30:15Speaker 1: we y'all. They I always say that because you need
- 30:18Speaker 1: you need a y'all. Yeah. That center.
- 30:20Speaker 2: One of the things that it had not occurred to
- 30:21Speaker 2: me until I read that chapter was that in the South,
- 30:26Speaker 2: y'all is only is the plural, that is to say,
- 30:30Speaker 2: and if it is, if it's addressed to a person
- 30:33Speaker 2: you're invoking. Isn't that nice to see in others? I
- 30:36Speaker 2: hadn't realized it. So if I go to the South,
- 30:38Speaker 2: then I say, well, ye, that's what y'all think, and
- 30:42Speaker 2: I mean just you, Yeah, I've committed a violation.
- 30:45Speaker 1: Yeah, because they don't use it to mean the singular.
- 30:48Speaker 1: But when they say it's one person, you're at a
- 30:50Speaker 1: seven eleven and somebody says, y'all come back, that doesn't
- 30:54Speaker 1: mean y'all that one person right there. It means it's
- 30:58Speaker 1: implying that there's somebody out there in the car or
- 31:00Speaker 1: something which is is the following. It's a politeness strategy.
- 31:04Speaker 1: So with du and VU, you can address a single
- 31:07Speaker 1: person as VU as if they're people, and so you're
- 31:10Speaker 1: not hitting the person like this. If you say y'all
- 31:13Speaker 1: come back now, you're kind of saying voo come back now,
- 31:16Speaker 1: You're you're taking away the directness to say you you
- 31:19Speaker 1: one individual, I hope you come back and buy another
- 31:21Speaker 1: slim gym. It's a little direct as opposed to y'all
- 31:25Speaker 1: come back. It's a very courtly thing that y'all.
- 31:29Speaker 2: I want to go back to something you said. Well,
- 31:31Speaker 2: we need to distinguish between the plural and singular you.
- 31:36Speaker 2: But what problem does it create for as when we can't.
- 31:39Speaker 2: Is it just a lack of specificity.
- 31:41Speaker 1: It's just that you need to pause and clean something up.
- 31:45Speaker 1: And you'd rather not have to imagine never having to
- 31:47Speaker 1: say I don't mean you all, I mean just you,
- 31:49Speaker 1: or I mean just you not you all over there.
- 31:52Speaker 1: There are larger tragedies, but nevertheless, that is one of
- 31:56Speaker 1: those things where oh, that is one of those things
- 32:00Speaker 1: where we have we have a ding like for example,
- 32:03Speaker 1: in French, you're driving a rental car and you're in
- 32:06Speaker 1: a big hurry and all the other cars are parked
- 32:08Speaker 1: in a line, and you pull into a space and
- 32:11Speaker 1: you don't really park it right, and the butt of
- 32:13Speaker 1: the car is kind of pushing out, so you run
- 32:15Speaker 1: down into the little hut and you say, I'm sorry,
- 32:17Speaker 1: but my car is sticking out. There's no way to
- 32:20Speaker 1: put it that way. In French, nothing can stick out.
- 32:22Speaker 1: You can say I didn't park properly, you can say
- 32:25Speaker 1: that the row is uneven, but if you try to
- 32:27Speaker 1: say the car is sticking out and I'm sorry, they
- 32:30Speaker 1: don't have it. Now. Does that mean that it's hard
- 32:32Speaker 1: to be French? I doubt it, but it would be
- 32:34Speaker 1: nice if they had that word. It would be nice
- 32:36Speaker 1: if we had a thou, or if we could use
- 32:38Speaker 1: y'all in the same way. Yeah.
- 32:40Speaker 2: So what I would like to see is the country
- 32:42Speaker 2: divided on this question, so there's a there would be
- 32:47Speaker 2: Thou districts, and then they would be y'all.
- 32:49Speaker 1: That would be adorable.
- 32:50Speaker 2: And then, because I don't like y'all to be honest,
- 32:55Speaker 2: I do like thou.
- 32:56Speaker 1: Huh.
- 32:57Speaker 2: I would like Thou to come.
- 32:58Speaker 1: Back, Thou, Thou art, Thou art reading. It just sounds
- 33:04Speaker 1: like somebody who died one hundred and fifty years ago,
- 33:07Speaker 1: but I could get used to it.
- 33:09Speaker 2: Is that This is another interesting language question, though, is
- 33:13Speaker 2: that because is that going to be as true for
- 33:15Speaker 2: our children? Well, our children had the same associations with Thou.
- 33:19Speaker 2: I mean once, why do I think I sang that him?
- 33:23Speaker 2: For a reason? I grew up singing that him all
- 33:26Speaker 2: of my associations without biblical. If we move into us
- 33:29Speaker 2: into a world in which people's association with religious practice
- 33:36Speaker 2: is vanishing, then doesn't that free us up to go
- 33:39Speaker 2: back and pick up a lot of that stuff.
- 33:43Speaker 1: It's possible. It's funny you say religious because I forgot something,
- 33:46Speaker 1: which is that I went to a Quaker school, Friends
- 33:49Speaker 1: Select in Philadelphia in the late seventies, and back then
- 33:52Speaker 1: there was the last cohort of teachers, Quaker teachers who
- 33:56Speaker 1: were still using THEE and thy and in natural speech,
- 34:01Speaker 1: the ones who were super Quaker as in dressing Quaker.
- 34:04Speaker 1: And I remember there was this one teacher who would
- 34:06Speaker 1: come and, you know, look at your paper and say,
- 34:08Speaker 1: don't get to put thy name on thy paper. And
- 34:11Speaker 1: he meant it straight, he didn't mean it ironically, And
- 34:14Speaker 1: you know part of why I don't like that, And
- 34:16Speaker 1: I never thought about this. You're making me think about
- 34:17Speaker 1: a lot of things I haven't thought about. Because one
- 34:20Speaker 1: day he decided to take a long trip in a
- 34:22Speaker 1: canoe and he happily, you know, pulled out into the
- 34:26Speaker 1: Delaware River, and you was talking about when he was
- 34:28Speaker 1: going to come back, and no one ever saw that
- 34:29Speaker 1: man again. And I must admit that I associate thou
- 34:34Speaker 1: with that man, and that is much to arbitrary. So
- 34:39Speaker 1: I can't laughing at this man's demise, but I need
- 34:45Speaker 1: to stop that. I would enjoy their being thou, but
- 34:48Speaker 1: I'm trying to imagine it imposed on a whole society,
- 34:51Speaker 1: and I cannot see my ten and thirteen year old
- 34:54Speaker 1: feeling differently about it. But then again, there are aspects
- 34:57Speaker 1: of them that I may never know. I'll ask them
- 34:59Speaker 1: next time I see them.
- 35:00Speaker 2: And what about the you mentioned this in I believe
- 35:03Speaker 2: in passing the English use of one, you do yes one?
- 35:08Speaker 2: The English uppercrust resolve this problem by if I say
- 35:12Speaker 2: one in the eight way that English one doesn't think
- 35:15Speaker 2: that does one?
- 35:16Speaker 1: Right?
- 35:16Speaker 2: What am I doing? Am I explicitly freeing up you
- 35:19Speaker 2: to be in the plural form? Is that?
- 35:20Speaker 1: What I'm doing? Well? In that case, we use you colloquially, well,
- 35:24Speaker 1: why suddenly can I not talk? And he had a
- 35:26Speaker 1: stroke that night? You colloquially, but we would actually say
- 35:30Speaker 1: you can't do that, can you? And so you gets
- 35:32Speaker 1: dragged even into that one usage which ended up replacing
- 35:36Speaker 1: it was originally a word mon, which was not man,
- 35:39Speaker 1: but it was mon, and then mon just dropped away.
- 35:41Speaker 1: Everything drops away in English like autumn leaves for some reason.
- 35:45Speaker 1: But you have the one, and you're saying, does that allow.
- 35:47Speaker 2: Exactly why they're doing that? Why why does the English
- 35:52Speaker 2: upper class use one instead of you?
- 35:54Speaker 1: Because you was overstretched, because not only is it used
- 35:57Speaker 1: in the singular and the plural, but you also use
- 35:59Speaker 1: it for this indefinite. Real Germanic languages, normal European languages
- 36:04Speaker 1: have some dedicated pronoun, as we call it, for the indefinite.
- 36:07Speaker 1: That's one thing that a pronoun should do. That book
- 36:09Speaker 1: shold have an extra chapter. In Old English it was mon,
- 36:12Speaker 1: then mon shortened to muh, and so you would say,
- 36:16Speaker 1: you know, you gotta do it, and you would say,
- 36:18Speaker 1: muh gotta do it. That's not very accurate Middle English,
- 36:21Speaker 1: but you get my point. And then it just that
- 36:24Speaker 1: muh flew away and you ended up being dragged in
- 36:27Speaker 1: for that too. We work that little word so hard
- 36:30Speaker 1: it's a miracle that we don't trip over our linguistic
- 36:32Speaker 1: shoelaces with it more. But languages aren't usually like that.
- 36:36Speaker 1: There's one I know of in New Guinea. It's called barrack,
- 36:38Speaker 1: and all they have is I we than you. And
- 36:41Speaker 1: then there's one word that means he she it, and
- 36:43Speaker 1: they one word like quack. It's not quack, but it's
- 36:46Speaker 1: just one thing. But we're more like that than we
- 36:49Speaker 1: are like the European languages that were actually related whips.
- 36:52Speaker 2: It's sorry to be a dog with a bone here,
- 36:54Speaker 2: But why don't we all use the English.
- 36:56Speaker 1: One in order to give you a break?
- 37:00Speaker 2: Yeah, because if its says or to give one a break.
- 37:06Speaker 1: But we can't because if you use one in that way,
- 37:09Speaker 1: you sound like you have a big mustachio and you
- 37:12Speaker 1: walk with a cane and you're in black and white.
- 37:15Speaker 1: In an old movie played by an actor named c
- 37:17Speaker 1: Aubrey Smith, one mustn't do that. It's too high.
- 37:22Speaker 2: As a kid, we would make fun of this because
- 37:25Speaker 2: my father would. I think I think he reduced this
- 37:27Speaker 2: locution and that he abandoned it because you're trapped once
- 37:31Speaker 2: you start with the one. One one doesn't think that
- 37:35Speaker 2: one should do that does one? And then you realize
- 37:38Speaker 2: this is an endless stream of ones in your future.
- 37:41Speaker 1: Or Fats Waller saying one never knows, do one? But
- 37:45Speaker 1: that was arch he was. He's saying that while he's
- 37:48Speaker 1: knocking back the gin. That was funny. In his real life,
- 37:51Speaker 1: he certainly wouldn't have said, you know, one never knows,
- 37:54Speaker 1: and so one, for arbitrary reasons is marked, and so
- 37:58Speaker 1: it has that upper crust meaning, and most of us
- 38:01Speaker 1: our only upper crust on occasion, and so we need
- 38:04Speaker 1: something more casual. And it ends up being yeah, poor
- 38:07Speaker 1: little you all the time.
- 38:09Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a heartbreaking chapter. It's we'll be right back
- 38:15Speaker 2: with more of my conversation with John mccorter. We have questions.
- 38:33Speaker 2: Some of these questions are really good.
- 38:35Speaker 1: The questions are always fun.
- 38:37Speaker 2: How does English compare with other languages in terms of
- 38:39Speaker 2: words on the move, the shifting of words meaning over time.
- 38:45Speaker 1: Words are on the move. That was the title of
- 38:47Speaker 1: one of my books. Actually, words are on the move
- 38:50Speaker 1: all the time in all languages. Some of them are
- 38:53Speaker 1: moving faster than others. But there's no such thing as
- 38:55Speaker 1: a language where the words just stay where they are,
- 38:59Speaker 1: And it can be hard to process that the words
- 39:01Speaker 1: are on the move because it usually not always, but
- 39:03Speaker 1: usually happens very slowly. But words meanings are always kind
- 39:07Speaker 1: of morphing. Obnoxious used to mean vulnerable to harm. And
- 39:13Speaker 1: so don't render yourself obnoxious by wearing too few clothes
- 39:18Speaker 1: to the jousting tournament, or that's not the you take
- 39:22Speaker 1: my point. So it only came to mean noxious because
- 39:26Speaker 1: it sounded like noxious, and so we now use it
- 39:29Speaker 1: to mean that. If you look in a grammar guide
- 39:31Speaker 1: in about nineteen hundred, there's always some person, the kind
- 39:34Speaker 1: of person who says one and has that mustache, who
- 39:37Speaker 1: is complaining. People are using obnoxious to mean annoying, when
- 39:40Speaker 1: really it's supposed to mean subject to harm. Sniff sniff.
- 39:43Speaker 1: We're gonna have to deal with this. This is a
- 39:45Speaker 1: sign of the lack of educator. And so that is
- 39:48Speaker 1: what happens to all words. And that's true in Japanese, Hungarian, Tahitian.
- 39:51Speaker 1: There's no language where that's not happening.
- 39:53Speaker 2: Someone would show me. I don't know if it's true
- 39:55Speaker 2: as a Canadian that in Quebec. The French that is
- 39:58Speaker 2: spoken is archaic French. So why is Quebecua French not
- 40:04Speaker 2: moving at the same pace as French French. So that
- 40:07Speaker 2: does suggest a different different languages move at different rates.
- 40:12Speaker 1: That's a very good question, and the answer to it
- 40:15Speaker 1: is that Parisian French is one thing, the French of Quebec,
- 40:20Speaker 1: and it's actually very similar to Cajun French is a
- 40:23Speaker 1: different It is a different grouping of dialects, and so
- 40:27Speaker 1: you can say that these things are older. But the
- 40:30Speaker 1: thing is that those dialects have changed a great deal
- 40:33Speaker 1: since they were moved over to Quebec. And the Quebec
- 40:36Speaker 1: dialect is very different than what it would have been
- 40:39Speaker 1: in say, the late sixteen hundreds and the seventeen hundreds.
- 40:42Speaker 1: It's just that you can still see the likenesses. It's
- 40:44Speaker 1: not that Quebec stayed the wall. This was and so
- 40:48Speaker 1: all languages move along. And the truth is, I have
- 40:51Speaker 1: not done a study of the Jual spoken in for example, Montreal.
- 40:55Speaker 1: I'm sure that that variety has changed more in the
- 40:57Speaker 1: past three hundred years than French standard French in Paris,
- 41:02Speaker 1: because written languages change more slowly. So if a language
- 41:06Speaker 1: is just allowed to do what it wants to do.
- 41:09Speaker 1: Some language in a rainforest spoken by indigenous people, it's
- 41:12Speaker 1: never written down. That language moves along considerably, such that
- 41:17Speaker 1: you might even have a little bit of a problem
- 41:19Speaker 1: understanding your great great grandparents. Once it's on the page
- 41:23Speaker 1: and your brain is kind of on writing, as I
- 41:25Speaker 1: put it, and you think that the real language is written,
- 41:28Speaker 1: then it tends to slow language change down. So what
- 41:30Speaker 1: we know is how language changes where when they the
- 41:34Speaker 1: new they comes in, we're thinking, good lord, what happened?
- 41:37Speaker 1: That would not shock people as much if this were
- 41:40Speaker 1: an unwritten language. Language changes very quickly until it's yoked
- 41:44Speaker 1: to the page, which is true of only about two
- 41:47Speaker 1: hundred of the seven thousand languages that there are the
- 41:50Speaker 1: idea that you think of the language in writing, and
- 41:52Speaker 1: then you think of speaking as just a sloppy way
- 41:54Speaker 1: of how it's done on the page. That's only a
- 41:56Speaker 1: very few languages, and we happen to be speaking one
- 41:59Speaker 1: normal human language gets to mind its own business, and
- 42:03Speaker 1: so it's faster for them.
- 42:05Speaker 2: What are your thoughts on Black American English being adopted
- 42:08Speaker 2: by younger generations in the slang they use. I'm assuming
- 42:11Speaker 2: this question is about by younger and in some cases
- 42:15Speaker 2: non black generations.
- 42:17Speaker 1: I think it's great, and I know that there is
- 42:20Speaker 1: a strain of thought that says that non black people
- 42:23Speaker 1: are stealing Black English features and appropriating them and that
- 42:28Speaker 1: there should be a line. But for one, there could
- 42:32Speaker 1: never be that line. That line couldn't happen, especially with
- 42:36Speaker 1: the mainstreaming of hip hop, and it's getting to the
- 42:38Speaker 1: point where you can be a thoroughly mature person and
- 42:41Speaker 1: not really remember when rap was listened to by basically
- 42:45Speaker 1: all kids. That happened really in the nineties. But once
- 42:48Speaker 1: you've got that and you've got that music in people's ears,
- 42:51Speaker 1: and just in general, I think that it's a sign
- 42:53Speaker 1: that there is less of a color line than there
- 42:56Speaker 1: used to be, and we all know that we still
- 42:58Speaker 1: have work to do. But there was a different time.
- 43:01Speaker 1: There was nineteen fifty and then there was nineteen eighty,
- 43:04Speaker 1: which was very different from today. And I think that
- 43:07Speaker 1: this business of supposing that non black people aren't going
- 43:12Speaker 1: to borrow what is probably the most vibrant slang in
- 43:14Speaker 1: the United States, it will never happen. It's actually a
- 43:17Speaker 1: good sign that it is happening, and it really is
- 43:20Speaker 1: at the point where if you're going to look at
- 43:21Speaker 1: how modern English is changing, which is mostly the words,
- 43:25Speaker 1: two times out of three it comes from either black
- 43:29Speaker 1: black slang or gay black slang. That's a major source
- 43:35Speaker 1: of our new words. And really it's a word I
- 43:37Speaker 1: try to avoid two words holistic because it just makes
- 43:42Speaker 1: everybody happy to hear the word holistic and also the
- 43:45Speaker 1: word dynamic. It's dynamic. What the hell does that mean?
- 43:49Speaker 1: But yeah, I think that black English jumping into mainstream
- 43:52Speaker 1: English is quite dynamic, and I enjoy watching it. So yeah,
- 43:56Speaker 1: I'm not giving the right answer because I know there
- 43:58Speaker 1: are people who think that it's appropriation. That's complicated though,
- 44:02Speaker 1: and I think that's an over application of the appropriation concept.
- 44:06Speaker 1: I think, yeah, we have.
- 44:07Speaker 2: To end sadly and ask you one nice question, and
- 44:10Speaker 2: that is one of my it's my favorite question for
- 44:12Speaker 2: someone like you. Let's imagine you were made language are
- 44:19Speaker 2: of America with absolute powers. I want you to tell
- 44:24Speaker 2: me the the the three language fixes you would impose
- 44:31Speaker 2: on all of us. We've done you, we want you
- 44:35Speaker 2: want y'all, We've given that to you. I want three
- 44:37Speaker 2: new ones and then we're done.
- 44:40Speaker 1: I want people to stop saying it is what it is,
- 44:43Speaker 1: because I find that the chilliest, most dismissive expression that's
- 44:48Speaker 1: got the stop. There's something, there's something pickier. You can't
- 44:53Speaker 1: just walk into this Roman start yelling. That's how the
- 44:56Speaker 1: sentence should be. You can't simply walk into this. You
- 45:00Speaker 1: can't just walk But everybody says you just can't walk
- 45:04Speaker 1: into this roman start yelling. That is now ordinary American
- 45:08Speaker 1: and English, and I have no right to have any
- 45:10Speaker 1: problem with it, but it's it's kind of like you
- 45:13Speaker 1: wanting the order in the monopoly directions. It doesn't make
- 45:16Speaker 1: any sense. It's you can't just walk in, but people
- 45:19Speaker 1: say just can't all the time. There was an episode
- 45:21Speaker 1: of The Lucy Show where somebody did it, and so
- 45:24Speaker 1: I know that it's not new, but it really it
- 45:27Speaker 1: hurts me. And then let's see what else. This is
- 45:31Speaker 1: one that I really didn't like when I started hearing
- 45:34Speaker 1: it in the nineties. Yeah yeah, yeah, people say when
- 45:37Speaker 1: they're having a conversation, they'll say, oh yeah, yeah yeah,
- 45:40Speaker 1: but they also make it in an orange color. You're
- 45:43Speaker 1: trying to say something, they say yeah, yeah yeah, But
- 45:45Speaker 1: and it sounds pushy to me, kind of like you
- 45:48Speaker 1: shut up and that's not what they mean. But to me,
- 45:51Speaker 1: it's just one one yeah. Would do. What they're trying
- 45:54Speaker 1: to do is take their turn in the conversation and
- 45:58Speaker 1: they say yeah, yeah, yeah, in the same way that
- 46:00Speaker 1: now both you and I probably use exclamation points in
- 46:03Speaker 1: our emails when we're not exclaiming anything. It's kind be
- 46:06Speaker 1: there in a second game. And so that that has
- 46:08Speaker 1: been And so now if you want to really exclaim,
- 46:11Speaker 1: if you want to say something like the tangerine is
- 46:14Speaker 1: the best flavor, then you have to use two exclamation points. Yeah.
- 46:17Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, yeah is kind of long for what
- 46:21Speaker 1: used to be just yeah, But it's just this kind
- 46:23Speaker 1: of natural that it's kind of like, you know, sections
- 46:26Speaker 1: of DNA replicating yeah, and you know that's that was
- 46:29Speaker 1: a weird analogy.
- 46:30Speaker 2: But yeah, no one uses more exclamation marks points in
- 46:35Speaker 2: in email than me. You know this?
- 46:37Speaker 1: Are you really doing this?
- 46:38Speaker 2: Oh?
- 46:40Speaker 1: It's so exaerine.
- 46:41Speaker 2: It's to the point now where I think that with
- 46:44Speaker 2: people I'm regularly corresponding with, if I only use two,
- 46:48Speaker 2: they'll think that I'm mad at them. And so why
- 46:51Speaker 2: is not so cold today? He's cut back to two
- 46:55Speaker 2: exclamation So I gotta I gotta like three and four
- 46:59Speaker 2: that Saturday.
- 47:00Speaker 1: That's right, And all that is is that you're being
- 47:03Speaker 1: cheery and polite. Yeah, that was not the way we
- 47:06Speaker 1: wrote emails thirty years ago or even twenty. But now
- 47:08Speaker 1: I'm doing the exclamation points because I'm thinking if I
- 47:11Speaker 1: just have a period, it makes it look like I'm angry,
- 47:13Speaker 1: and that's how punctuation change.
- 47:16Speaker 2: You might be you, but you might well be angry John.
- 47:20Speaker 1: I have my days, but I would disguise it by
- 47:24Speaker 1: using a meaningless exclamation boy.
- 47:27Speaker 2: All right, one one last one for the road.
- 47:30Speaker 1: So it was you just can't It was yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 47:34Speaker 1: And then there was the what was the first thing?
- 47:36Speaker 1: Is what it is? And it is what it is.
- 47:37Speaker 1: People have got to stop that. So I would I
- 47:40Speaker 1: would have those three and then maybe yes, it's a.
- 47:43Speaker 2: Correct response to it is what it is. It isn't
- 47:46Speaker 2: what it is? Is that what? Yeah? But yeah yeah yeah,
- 47:49Speaker 2: but it isn't what it is.
- 47:52Speaker 1: In this case, and so you can't say that. And
- 47:55Speaker 1: what they're really saying is stop. It's kind of like yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 47:59Speaker 1: it's stop talking about that like it is what it is,
- 48:02Speaker 1: and therefore there's no point in dwelling on it, and
- 48:04Speaker 1: now let's talk about RFKA Junior or something. And what
- 48:08Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about was the tangerine ice cream.
- 48:11Speaker 1: So that's that's how that goes.
- 48:14Speaker 2: John, This has been great fun. This is a wonderful book.
- 48:19Speaker 2: You should all go and get it and give it
- 48:22Speaker 2: to your friends as well. And thank you for joining
- 48:25Speaker 2: us tonight, and thank you Jones, thank you Malca, thanks
- 48:32Speaker 2: for listening. Coming up on Revisionist History, an episode about Faces,
- 48:39Speaker 2: an episode on raccoons, and another on English muffins. Revision's
- 48:45Speaker 2: History is produced by Nina Bird Lawrence, Lucy Sullivan, and
- 48:48Speaker 2: Ben Adaph Haffrey. Our editor is Karen Chakerji, mixed and
- 48:52Speaker 2: mastered by Sarah Buguerer, Engineered by Nina Bird Lawrence. Original
- 48:56Speaker 2: score in music by Luis Kara. Our executive producer is
- 49:00Speaker 2: Jacob Smith. Special thanks to Sarah Nix and Gretacombe. I'm
- 49:06Speaker 2: Malcolm Glappa.