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Taylor Swift Shut Down and Drake’s New Song with Chris Franjola · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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Speaker 2: Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
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Speaker 5: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have a great
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Speaker 5: show with Chris Franchola. First, I just want to do
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Speaker 5: a little hot topic for you. Jada Pinkett's book is out.
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Speaker 5: Lots of books coming out. We get into more of
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Speaker 5: them in the show. Anyway, her book is coming out
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Speaker 5: about her life and she says, this is the juicy
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Speaker 5: stuff that I've read about it so far, is she
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Speaker 5: says they were separated and happened for seven years. So
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Speaker 5: they were separated for six years when the incident happened
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Speaker 5: at the Academy Awards. And she thought it was part
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Speaker 5: of a skit when he got up there and slapped
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Speaker 5: Chris Rock until he came back and she could tell
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Speaker 5: his mood.
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Speaker 2: And she was like, are you OK?
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Speaker 5: And then it continued. So I thought that was really interesting.
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Speaker 5: We know that she had an entanglement with her older sons.
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Speaker 5: I believe it was Trey, who she calls her bonus son,
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Speaker 5: who is 30 now with his friend August.
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Speaker 2: So we know about that whole story. but she also
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Speaker 2: gets into how she.
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Speaker 5: Really suffered with mental illness and depression and even ending
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Speaker 5: her life. And at one point, Jaden had a friend over,
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Speaker 5: her son, and Jaden said, well, my friend's uncle took
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Speaker 5: ayahuasca and it really helped him with his depression. So
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Speaker 5: she went, did it, and It's a lot of, I mean,
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Speaker 5: a big part of the People article, People magazine about
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Speaker 5: the book was that that is what cured her. That
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Speaker 5: is that this drug that you take with like a shaman,
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Speaker 5: I don't know, some special person does it and you
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Speaker 5: take it and it's, you have hallucinations and I.
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Speaker 2: Don't know if you have to keep taking it. I
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Speaker 2: don't plan on ever taking it, but apparently she's like,
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Speaker 2: this has really worked for me and it's worked for
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Speaker 2: a lot of people.
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Speaker 5: So that's kind of, Interesting. So that's the scoop on
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Speaker 5: her book. Also, you guys, I have this cute shirt on.
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Speaker 5: there if you want to go directly there and buy it. Also,
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Speaker 5: I have a real juicy Patreon coming out this Friday
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Speaker 5: in which I have.
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Speaker 2: A follow-up to the rat or rats that crashed my
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Speaker 2: show in San Francisco.
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Speaker 5: Yes, there is more to the story, but so much
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Speaker 5: more Juicy Scoop to discuss But now let's not waste
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Speaker 5: any more time. Let's get your favorite in here, Chris Frangiolla.
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Speaker 5: He is back in the seat. Welcome back to the
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Speaker 5: Juicy Scoop Show.
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Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Happy to be back. It's been
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Speaker 3: a while. Good to see you again.
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Speaker 5: Yes, we saw each other on the road in our
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Speaker 5: San Francisco trip, which was pretty fun.
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Speaker 3: Sacramento, San Francisco is great.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 5: I want to just talk about The Golden Bachelor because
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Speaker 5: we talked about it on the live show, but you
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Speaker 5: and I have not talked about it on this regular
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Speaker 5: show that's free to all the people.
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Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if you heard you were wrong about
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Speaker 2: the In Memoriam. I know. I know. That it was
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Speaker 2: for one of the contestants, Dear Friends.
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Speaker 3: I understand that. But I was, you know, I was
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Speaker 3: doing jokes. I like, I know people are writing me.
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Speaker 3: I'm like, you don't understand when you fact check the jokes.
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Speaker 2: I know. I know. It's fine.
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Speaker 3: It's like Hasan Minhaj when they fact check his jokes.
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Speaker 5: Oh, by the way, Hasan Minhaj, who is from The
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Speaker 5: Daily Show and had his own show.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 5: And he's kind of in the... Is he being canceled?
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Speaker 5: I feel like people are torn.
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're torn because they're like, well, most comedians do
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Speaker 3: kind of embellish their stories. But then they're like, well,
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Speaker 3: he's completely making up stories. And they're kind of dangerous
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Speaker 3: stories a little bit. Like, terrorism came after my daughter.
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Speaker 3: So then they're like, well, that's a little different.
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Speaker 2: Right. I guess the stories were like real... experiences of racism.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 2: That he has had in his life and then, you know,
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Speaker 2: told the stories. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: And in one of them, it involved like asking a
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Speaker 5: girl to prom or something. And whatever the story he
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Speaker 5: told that was not, did not put her in a
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Speaker 5: good light.
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Speaker 3: Her parents said you can't go with him to the
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Speaker 3: prom because he's too brown skinned or something.
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Speaker 2: That's what his story was on stage.
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Speaker 3: And the girl said this never happened. Like we never,
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Speaker 3: it's all, it's all a fake story.
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Speaker 5: Well, I heard from some, patreon person right who went
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Speaker 5: to the class reunion or something and actually talked to
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Speaker 5: the actual girl yeah and at first she didn't want
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Speaker 5: to talk about it but it actually caused her a
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Speaker 5: lot of problems like everything in today's world in that
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Speaker 5: people find her right and docks her and everything and
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Speaker 5: that's where it was like wrong because everything you tell
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Speaker 5: now even if you don't say their name somehow they
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Speaker 5: can find you she was a cheerleader blah blah blah
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Speaker 5: i don't know And so I think that's where he
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Speaker 5: got in trouble. It wasn't just saying, you know, we
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Speaker 5: went to Disneyland and it rained that day and my
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Speaker 5: kid shit its pants. Okay, well, I went to your
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Speaker 5: Instagram and it was a sunny day the day that
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Speaker 5: your daughter shit her pants five years ago. And how
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Speaker 5: dare you put that in your special today, Chris Frangella?
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Speaker 5: It's not exactly that.
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Speaker 3: And how dare you say that the in memoriam on
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Speaker 3: The Golden Bachelor was... I understand.
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Speaker 2: It was a live show. It doesn't matter.
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Speaker 3: It was still that somebody was.
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Speaker 5: Listen, I hadn't even really watched it. So if it
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Speaker 5: wasn't for you, I have now started watching The Bachelor.
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Speaker 3: I'm caught up as well.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 5: So also people said, I think the people at Jimmy
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Speaker 5: Kimmel are listening to your show because Tuesday morning I
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Speaker 5: had Sarah here.
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Speaker 2: And was it Tuesday? Whatever the show was. I had Sarah.
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Speaker 5: Oh, it was last Thursday. I had Sarah here. We
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Speaker 5: recorded it Wednesday. Thursday night he put out a show.
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Speaker 5: And I said, you're joking. I gave you credit. I said,
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Speaker 5: Chris Frangelo said, will the Fantasy Suite have one of
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Speaker 5: those bathtubs that have an opening door?
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Speaker 2: And we laughed hard at everything. And I guess that
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Speaker 2: was in his monologue.
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Speaker 5: And, you know, two things can be true at the
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Speaker 5: same time. Could there have been a writer that was
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Speaker 5: driving their car listening to Juicy Scoop? Yeah, it's a
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Speaker 5: pretty popular show. And throw that out there along with
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Speaker 5: everything else. Also, you were going to say.
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Speaker 2: In your humble opinion.
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Speaker 3: Right. It's a joke that anyone could have made.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I'm not going to hang my hat on that as my, yeah.
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Speaker 2: But you were the first person I heard.
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Speaker 6: Sure.
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Speaker 3: Well, thank you.
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Speaker 5: Also, I got in a little heat the way the
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Speaker 5: fans want to make everyone hate each other that's in
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Speaker 5: our business.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 5: So I recorded my show for Tuesday and I was
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Speaker 5: talking about Kyle from Beverly Hills dating Morgan Wade, who
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Speaker 5: is a country singer. And she went and picked her
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Speaker 5: up from the airport and they were both wearing ripped
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Speaker 5: jeans and she had a trucker hat and she has
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Speaker 5: long black hair. And she looked very much like Mike
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Speaker 5: Myers' character in Wayne's World. And I wouldn't have thought
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Speaker 5: that except I saw someone saying, found it in another group,
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Speaker 5: saw it other places, and someone made a meme of
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Speaker 5: the Wayne's World characters next to she and Morgan.
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Speaker 2: And it was uncanny.
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Speaker 5: And I said on the show, I don't know whose
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Speaker 5: joke this is. It's not mine, but it's so funny.
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Speaker 2: Right. So then I tried to find the picture. I couldn't.
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Speaker 5: I made my own. And I said, this is not
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Speaker 5: my joke. Whoever came up with it.
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Speaker 2: Congrats. So funny. People started writing me. Oh, it's Ryan Bailey. Okay.
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Speaker 2: Who has a great podcast. So bad.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
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Speaker 2: And I go, oh, cool. You know? Yeah. So then
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Speaker 2: I go back to my other post.
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Speaker 5: That's on the grid and I go, oh, it was
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Speaker 5: Ryan Bailey who came up with this originally. Then someone
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Speaker 5: writes me and is like, it's going crazy.
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Speaker 2: You better take it down. You better talk to Ryan
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Speaker 2: right now.
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Speaker 5: I'm like, holy fuck. So then I text Ryan and
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Speaker 5: I go, hey. And he goes, oh my God, it's
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Speaker 5: insane what I'm getting. People just being like, burn her
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Speaker 5: at the stake. She's a joke stealer.
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Speaker 2: And I literally said it in the show. It wasn't
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Speaker 2: my joke. tagged him. And Ryan's like a friend of yours.
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Speaker 2: And Ryan's like, I love that you think it's funny.
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Speaker 2: Don't even worry about it. Like, what?
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Speaker 5: I go, well, I took it down because I'm about to,
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Speaker 5: people are coming to my house for the pitchfork.
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Speaker 3: And once again, it's a joke that, the Wayne and
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Speaker 3: Garth reference.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I hadn't thought of it, but when I
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Speaker 2: saw it, and then people picked it up too and
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Speaker 2: didn't give him credit. And that's just part of it.
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Speaker 2: It just happens, you know? Anyway.
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Speaker 3: Doesn't anybody have anything to do anymore?
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Speaker 2: I mean, God. Like, why?
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Speaker 3: Even the Hasan Minhaj thing, I'm like, all right, maybe,
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Speaker 3: but who cares?
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Speaker 5: Like, 99% of us that do all this respect each other,
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Speaker 5: like each other, want to be friends.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Share the knowledge, follow each other.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Like, it's really not.
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Speaker 3: And then, like, even if there are, like, they call it...
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Speaker 3: You know, like we have similar thoughts in comedy.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who cares? It's a one-off joke. It's
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Speaker 2: not like I'm going to be doing this joke for
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Speaker 2: the next 12 years. Right, exactly. Yeah. That's why it
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Speaker 2: is kind of interesting about jokes. And that's why when
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Speaker 2: I was originally still told I stole some jokes at
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Speaker 2: the improv, the star 69 bit, that is what got
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Speaker 2: me to then start going, well, I have a pretty
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Speaker 2: weird fucking family. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: And nobody's going to have the story about my brother,
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Speaker 5: you know, being arrested for stalking because he said hi
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Speaker 5: to someone in the kitchenware department where he was a
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Speaker 5: security guard.
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Speaker 2: And they got the wrong idea. Yeah. So, you know,
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Speaker 2: And like, I said that once and someone's like, that's
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Speaker 2: so funny. That's the kind of stuff you should write.
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Speaker 2: So that's why it is important to write about your
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Speaker 2: personal life. But then when you step into a place
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Speaker 2: in today's world, I think you kind of have to
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Speaker 2: be pretty careful. Absolutely.
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Speaker 5: If you're saying it's a true story, I think you
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Speaker 5: have to be pretty accurate about it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I think he, I think he, he is got
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Speaker 2: a bit of shit on him right now.
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Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely. I think, I think he was actually the,
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Speaker 3: probably the lead candidate to take over the daily show as, uh,
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Speaker 3: And I don't think he is anymore.
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Speaker 2: I got some inside scoop. He's not.
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Speaker 3: No, I know.
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Speaker 2: I know.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I mean, it's everywhere that he's kind of out on that.
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Speaker 2: Remember the guy that started going around on podcast interviews
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Speaker 2: before everyone had a podcast? And everyone would say, I
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Speaker 2: want to hear your really amazing story about how you
11:04
Speaker 2: were there at 9-11. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Steve ran as easy.
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Speaker 2: And then they found out he wasn't. Mm-hmm. And then
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Speaker 2: he had to come forward and be like, hey, it
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Speaker 2: was one of those things. And then who was the
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Speaker 2: newscaster that exaggerated some other war story? And his daughter
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Speaker 2: was the- Matthews. Yeah. And his daughter was the actress
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Speaker 2: in Girls. And then every talk show he'd went on,
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Speaker 2: someone would say, tell us about how you were in
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Speaker 2: the fighter jet doing the story.
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Speaker 5: And someone did the fact check, and it was like, no.
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Speaker 5: And it was one of those stories that just get exaggerated,
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Speaker 5: gets out of you. But we know some comedians too
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Speaker 5: that we worked with that would all of a sudden,
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Speaker 5: we would tell this a life story or something in
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Speaker 5: the room.
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Speaker 2: And then that would become their life story on stage.
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Speaker 2: And you're like, okay. So you know what?
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Speaker 5: What's good is if you are a funny, creative person,
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Speaker 5: Your career is not just based on one bit.
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Speaker 2: Right. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: And you might have to sit in some shit for
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Speaker 5: a minute, but I'm, I'm guaranteed he will come back.
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Speaker 2: Just like people that have done a lot worse. Yes.
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Speaker 2: It's like a Louis CK, whatever. Just like, um, they
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Speaker 2: all come, everybody comes back. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: There was the other comedian who, um, What did his special,
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Speaker 5: and he kind of ripped on a girl that was
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Speaker 5: also a comedian that only had one arm.
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Speaker 3: Ari Shaffir.
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Speaker 2: I love that we're just bringing up everybody's name. Well,
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Speaker 2: I mean, actually, these guys are all great comedians. And
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Speaker 2: they're all doing fine. Yeah, they're all doing great. And
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Speaker 2: like Liza called him out.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 2: And yeah, so these people do recover.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's why you need to have some savings.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 2: Maybe another place to stay for six months. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Maybe don't go get your Starbucks at the coffee bean
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Speaker 5: on Sunset. Maybe if you have a second home or
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Speaker 5: your parents have a little lake house, just go away.
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Speaker 2: Take that break.
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Speaker 3: Sometimes when I walk down the beach in Malibu.
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Speaker 2: Sometimes you want to get canceled.
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Speaker 3: Please. I'm begging for it. I would love it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, cancel what? I do a podcast out
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Speaker 2: of my garage.
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Speaker 3: Come and get me.
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Speaker 2: Okay. So what were you saying? You were walking in Malibu?
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Speaker 3: Sometimes I walk down the beach in Malibu and I
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Speaker 3: swear there's this house that is that house. I see
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Speaker 3: people in there. It's this gorgeous $ 25 million house. And
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Speaker 3: usually the blinds are completely drawn, but sometimes they're up
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Speaker 3: a little bit.
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Speaker 2: And there's more than one person?
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Speaker 3: Several people in different rooms, but they're all bandaged up.
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Speaker 3: I think it's a place.
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Speaker 2: For- Plastic surgery.
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Speaker 3: To recover from plastic surgery. And now I think it's
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Speaker 3: become like, Go take a break. Like Mel Gibson, go
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Speaker 3: to this house for two weeks and just look at
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Speaker 3: the water.
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Speaker 2: Turn in your phone. Yeah, right, right. Turn in your phone. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: That should be a place now. They should have a
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Speaker 3: whole city.
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Speaker 5: Brandon just came back from his religious retreat, which is
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Speaker 5: something I did for three days.
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Speaker 2: And they have to give up their phone.
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Speaker 5: And when I first said, and you'll be giving up
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Speaker 5: your phone, your iPod, they don't even want them doing
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Speaker 5: school for three days.
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Speaker 2: And at first he's like, you're joking, right? But then
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Speaker 2: he really was looking forward to it. And the kids
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Speaker 2: came back. It's amazing. But they had all the phones.
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Speaker 5: And it was during the emergency alert system. And I'm like,
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Speaker 5: I hope they told the kids to put it.
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Speaker 2: To turn it off, like to completely turn them off.
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Speaker 5: Because I'm like, I can't imagine at the school, just
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Speaker 5: like the bag of phones just like going off.
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Speaker 2: During that time.
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Speaker 3: A lot of people got called out during that when
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Speaker 3: it went off. Amish, a lot of Amish are not
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Speaker 3: supposed to have phones. And they got busted by it.
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Speaker 3: And then prisoners, there was a lot of prisoners who
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Speaker 3: are not supposed to have phones. And that went off
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Speaker 3: and they got busted.
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Speaker 2: A lot of people that had burner phones that are cheaters. Right.
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Speaker 2: They found out there was.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: So it was.
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Speaker 5: Getting back to this guy. So I watched it and
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Speaker 5: I wanted to just talk about a few things. One
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Speaker 5: is I was so upset with the producers because they
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Speaker 5: put him in this old convertible car for him to
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Speaker 5: take this girl out to this old 50s diner. And
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Speaker 5: not only is he driving in the dark in an
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Speaker 5: old fashioned convertible, which they don't put up the top.
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Speaker 2: Right.
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Speaker 5: And their hair is blowing after her friend did it
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Speaker 5: for her, this other contestant, because they're all nice to
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Speaker 5: each other.
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Speaker 2: And he's like, oh, I'm sorry. I can't.
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Speaker 5: You know, my lights don't work. Why the fuck didn't
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Speaker 5: the producers go pull over?
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 2: Pull over. Get out.
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Speaker 5: This isn't safe. I mean, first of all, it's not
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Speaker 5: safe for anybody to drive without their lights. But now
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Speaker 5: you have a 72-year-old who's not used to driving a
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Speaker 5: 1950s car.
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Speaker 2: And it's a first date.
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Speaker 3: No, I know. I think they're kind of screwing with
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Speaker 3: them a little bit because they just had them all.
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Speaker 3: The last episode, now all the girls who are left
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Speaker 3: get to go to whatever they stay over in this apartment.
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Speaker 4: Right.
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Speaker 3: And in the apartment, they have bunk beds. I'm like,
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Speaker 3: what are you doing? Every one of them is over
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Speaker 3: 70 now.
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Speaker 2: I think anyone left. No, no, no. There's some in
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Speaker 2: their 60s. There's this one girl. Still left? Yes. Okay.
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Speaker 2: There's this one girl who has a very good facelift. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: She's a widow. He got on the bunk bed with her.
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Speaker 2: She's only about 60. Yeah. And just to talk to her. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: And she's only about 60.
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Speaker 5: And she's a widow. And I think she's from Newport Beach.
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Speaker 5: I don't know how booming the personality is, but I
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Speaker 5: have a prediction.
16:13
Speaker 3: Okay.
16:14
Speaker 2: Who's ever left. Hopefully they'll say keep her around for
16:18
Speaker 2: a while.
16:18
Speaker 3: Right.
16:19
Speaker 5: Because I think the only way we're going to do
16:21
Speaker 5: the golden bachelorette is a girl who's 60 and fit
16:26
Speaker 5: and looks pretty young.
16:28
Speaker 2: And then the men are like 40 to like 40
16:32
Speaker 2: to like 63.
16:33
Speaker 5: But they're all maybe they didn't set the world on fire.
16:37
Speaker 5: Maybe they're not super rich. They're the older versions of
16:40
Speaker 5: what we get in the real bachelor.
16:42
Speaker 2: So they're right.
16:43
Speaker 5: Of personal trainers. They are realtors. They are, you know, whatever.
16:50
Speaker 5: Mechanics raise their kids, but maybe they're hot. Maybe they're
16:53
Speaker 5: tattooed mechanic, whatever, but they're.
16:55
Speaker 2: Hot and they're a little younger. Okay. That is the
16:58
Speaker 2: only way we're going to do the bachelor.
16:59
Speaker 5: Cause we're, you're not going to get some 75 year
17:01
Speaker 5: old woman and then a bunch of 80 year old men.
17:04
Speaker 5: So it's going to be one of the youngest ones
17:07
Speaker 5: that goes far. And then the men will be, Gold
17:11
Speaker 5: and silver hair, like they'll have some gray in their
17:13
Speaker 5: hair because he's clearly dyeing his hair.
17:16
Speaker 2: By the way.
17:16
Speaker 3: And look at that tanning on his face.
17:18
Speaker 2: But that's my prediction.
17:21
Speaker 3: We were driving down Ventura Boulevard yesterday and there's a
17:24
Speaker 3: big billboard of this Golden Bachelor, pretty much that picture.
17:27
Speaker 3: And my daughter goes, look, it's daddy.
17:29
Speaker 2: Shut up.
17:29
Speaker 3: Yeah.
17:30
Speaker 2: Are you serious?
17:32
Speaker 3: My daughter thinks it's me. I don't know if that's
17:35
Speaker 3: good or bad. I mean, the guy's a good looking
17:37
Speaker 3: guy for 71. I'll take it if I still look
17:39
Speaker 3: like that at 71. But I do see the resemblance
17:42
Speaker 3: from far away, moving down Ventura.
17:46
Speaker 2: Well, I'm on a documentary right now that's out.
17:49
Speaker 3: Okay.
17:50
Speaker 2: And we'll get to it. Caitlin's the star of it.
17:54
Speaker 2: And I'm thinking, and I'm on it too. Okay. And
17:57
Speaker 2: we do look alike. We have the exact same hairstyle.
18:00
Speaker 2: We're tall.
18:01
Speaker 5: It's very similar. And I'm like, I thank God we
18:05
Speaker 5: shot it here and not like in a living room setting.
18:09
Speaker 5: And because I think you could think that who's talking,
18:13
Speaker 5: except my voice is.
18:13
Speaker 3: Different than hers. I'm so glad you said that because.
18:16
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm the first to admit all the people that
18:18
Speaker 5: people say I look like, and it's never Cindy Crawford.
18:21
Speaker 3: No, but just now we were talking before we went
18:23
Speaker 3: to air about the topics we were going to do.
18:25
Speaker 3: And you were showing me some Caitlin pictures. And I
18:28
Speaker 3: was about to say, I mean.
18:29
Speaker 2: Let's get to it.
18:30
Speaker 3: It's stunning. But no, I want to say something before
18:32
Speaker 3: we get.
18:32
Speaker 2: Yes, please finish The Bachelor.
18:35
Speaker 3: I think now the next one, if there is a
18:37
Speaker 3: next one.
18:37
Speaker 2: Yeah.
18:38
Speaker 3: You've seen, I know you guys have talked about it,
18:41
Speaker 3: The Naked Show.
18:42
Speaker 2: Yes, The Naked Attraction.
18:44
Speaker 3: Naked Attraction.
18:45
Speaker 2: On Netflix.
18:45
Speaker 3: Mix the two. Mix Golden Bachelor, Naked Attraction. So you
18:48
Speaker 3: just see old dicks, old, I mean, the tits and
18:54
Speaker 3: the vagina in the same shot.
18:56
Speaker 2: I mean, that is just.
18:58
Speaker 3: Why not?
18:59
Speaker 2: Have you watched it, right? I watched the first episode.
19:02
Speaker 2: I made Sarah do it. I think she's filing a
19:04
Speaker 2: lawsuit that I made her watch it.
19:06
Speaker 3: I watched a little bit last night.
19:09
Speaker 2: You know what?
19:10
Speaker 3: My takeaway was nobody has a great dick.
19:16
Speaker 2: I wanted to barf and never see another.
19:19
Speaker 5: I was like, I've never been that person that was
19:23
Speaker 5: pretending like I couldn't wait.
19:24
Speaker 2: To get at it.
19:26
Speaker 5: But god like the dick first of all there are
19:29
Speaker 5: times in my life where you know i'm not happy
19:31
Speaker 5: with my husband right that show and also this one
19:35
Speaker 5: the golden bachelor that how sad everybody is once their
19:38
Speaker 5: husband dies i'm like i'm lucky i have like yeah you.
19:43
Speaker 2: Think it'd be the opposite i don't want to be
19:44
Speaker 2: on the golden.
19:45
Speaker 5: Bachelor as a widow and i don't want to be
19:47
Speaker 5: um as a single person on the so i think
19:50
Speaker 5: dating shows, depending, you're not in abusive relationship and it's
19:53
Speaker 5: maybe just in a lull.
19:55
Speaker 2: Right. Watch these shows.
19:58
Speaker 3: Yeah.
19:58
Speaker 2: And have a better appreciation for, you know? Yeah. Oh,
20:02
Speaker 2: I know it does. Like at least you have someone
20:03
Speaker 2: to have dinner with and you chuckle with or whatever.
20:06
Speaker 2: Someone that can clean the gutters.
20:08
Speaker 3: I don't know.
20:08
Speaker 2: Whatever you want.
20:11
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know. But like I said, I
20:13
Speaker 3: think in the live shows, this is season one of this.
20:16
Speaker 2: Right.
20:16
Speaker 3: So I think they had a pick of the best
20:18
Speaker 3: of the best of people in their late 60s, early 70s.
20:22
Speaker 3: They got the best they could get. If they do
20:24
Speaker 3: another season, I don't think they're going to be that great.
20:26
Speaker 5: The one girl that he went to the diner with,
20:28
Speaker 5: she's 70, and she was like dancing with him in
20:31
Speaker 5: a sundress.
20:32
Speaker 2: And I mean, the texture of her skin was ridiculous. Yeah.
20:35
Speaker 2: I don't know what... And, like, a lot of people
20:39
Speaker 2: wouldn't pull back their face. But when you see, like,
20:41
Speaker 2: great arms that are not, like, you know, crepey, I'm like,
20:44
Speaker 2: what does that girl do? That woman should get a
20:47
Speaker 2: deal with some brand and say what her regime is
20:51
Speaker 2: or something.
20:51
Speaker 5: Like, I think they could be older influencers.
20:54
Speaker 2: I think there's some that are going to pop from
20:56
Speaker 2: this a little bit.
20:57
Speaker 5: And there's some that are going to find each other
20:58
Speaker 5: and they're going to go have lunches and go to
21:01
Speaker 5: Europe together on a trip and have a good time
21:04
Speaker 5: and be like, I'm totally fine that you got the
21:05
Speaker 5: Golden Bachelor.
21:06
Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
21:07
Speaker 3: And for lunch, they'll have a cottage cheese and a
21:10
Speaker 3: half a melon.
21:12
Speaker 2: Half a melon cottage cheese. Hard-boiled egg. Grapefruit.
21:18
Speaker 3: You know, like a meat patty, hamburger patty, but no bun.
21:20
Speaker 3: It's just on the plate.
21:21
Speaker 6: Yeah.
21:22
Speaker 3: Isn't that like the diet plate?
21:23
Speaker 2: The diet. Every diner. We looked it up, and also
21:28
Speaker 2: with that meal is a bottle of white wine a day.
21:32
Speaker 5: They recommend Chablis. I guess Chablis is less calories. These
21:36
Speaker 5: are diets that were printed in the 70s yeah.
21:38
Speaker 2: Like my mom was always half a grapefruit only black
21:41
Speaker 2: coffee and hard boiled eggs when she needed to get
21:45
Speaker 2: like thin for something right that was.
21:47
Speaker 3: It i mean obviously it worked because there was nobody
21:49
Speaker 3: really fat back then if you look at pictures.
21:51
Speaker 2: Well those are three those are actually three whole foods
21:53
Speaker 2: they're not bars they're not protein shakes yeah they're just
21:57
Speaker 2: a hard boiled egg the acidic of the grapefruit and
22:00
Speaker 2: then the black chop coffee to just like clean you out.
22:02
Speaker 3: Like in the original bad news bears there's a guy
22:05
Speaker 3: ogilvy he's supposed to be the heavy kid on the
22:07
Speaker 3: team and they make a lot of jokes about how
22:09
Speaker 3: bad and then you watch it now he's like 130
22:11
Speaker 3: pounds it's like wait.
22:14
Speaker 2: He's not bad at all it's like delta burke yeah
22:16
Speaker 2: they made such a big deal about her being heavy
22:19
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Speaker 5: Now, this 104-year-old woman, she went skydiving. She used to
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24:04
Speaker 5: time and break the record, and I guess she did.
24:06
Speaker 2: You had an update? She died last night. Of natural causes,
24:10
Speaker 2: not from doing the skydive.
24:12
Speaker 3: No, not from the skydive. Well, who knows? But no,
24:14
Speaker 3: she died, I guess. But that's a perfect way to
24:17
Speaker 3: end it, you know?
24:18
Speaker 4: Yeah, so she.
24:20
Speaker 3: You should have just dug the grave and let her die, Fred. Just, okay,
24:27
Speaker 3: bury her up.
24:28
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
24:29
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, she's doing it tandem, which really, I've
24:33
Speaker 5: done it. It doesn't really take any skill. It just
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Speaker 5: takes you willing to do it. And she broke the
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Speaker 5: previous record in 2022 by a 103-year-old Swedish woman. So
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Speaker 5: she's like, this is my one last thing.
24:46
Speaker 2: And she's calm and confident.
24:48
Speaker 5: And when I did it, when I was like 23
24:51
Speaker 5: years old, because it was part of like a real
24:52
Speaker 5: estate package, you know, like a Tony Robbins, you can
24:56
Speaker 5: do it. And I went and I was so hungover.
24:58
Speaker 5: And when I did it, and then they give you
24:59
Speaker 5: the video. And it's so unflattering because there's a guy
25:03
Speaker 5: filming you and your wind is like blowing your face.
25:06
Speaker 5: And I'm just looking at hers like I was 23,
25:09
Speaker 5: but I looked that ugly doing it. It is the
25:11
Speaker 5: most unflattering video you could ever ask for is what
25:14
Speaker 5: you look like jumping out of the plane. Also, I
25:18
Speaker 5: don't think anyone should be jumping out of planes, so.
25:20
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, some people love it, you know, it's
25:22
Speaker 3: never been my, I have no desire to do.
25:25
Speaker 2: I can't believe I put my mother through that. And
25:27
Speaker 2: I pray to God, my sons don't ever make me wait.
25:29
Speaker 3: Oh, you, you.
25:30
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like she was like, please call me after, please
25:32
Speaker 2: call me after. I was like, Oh God, you're so annoying. Yeah.
25:36
Speaker 5: I mean, the amount of money my mom had invested
25:38
Speaker 5: in me at 23 years old for me just to
25:40
Speaker 5: go jump in this thing and go.
25:44
Speaker 3: I mean, not a lot of people die. It seems
25:46
Speaker 3: pretty safe.
25:46
Speaker 2: My uncle died.
25:47
Speaker 3: Oh, forget what I said.
25:49
Speaker 2: No, a couple, like literally like five months later. Really?
25:52
Speaker 2: And he was like a professional.
25:53
Speaker 3: And your lady died.
25:54
Speaker 2: He was a professional. Like he did it himself. And
25:56
Speaker 2: it was just a windy day.
25:57
Speaker 3: Yeah.
25:58
Speaker 5: And I'm like, not my uncle. He was a cousin
25:59
Speaker 5: that kind of acted like an uncle. But anyway, I
26:03
Speaker 5: don't think it's a wise idea. Okay, this woman, she's
26:05
Speaker 5: a Long Island school bus driver.
26:07
Speaker 2: And she was caught drinking on the job. She didn't
26:09
Speaker 2: know that the white claw was alcoholic. I believe her.
26:13
Speaker 3: I saw her. I watched her interview.
26:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe her.
26:16
Speaker 3: And I believe her. And because, honestly, you can be fooled. Like,
26:20
Speaker 3: how would she know it's not? She thought it was
26:21
Speaker 3: like a drink. It looks like a drink. It's in
26:23
Speaker 3: the same... Like, if you go into 7-Eleven, they're kind
26:26
Speaker 3: of like next to the sodas and stuff.
26:28
Speaker 2: I remember in my, like, 20s or whatever, I was
26:32
Speaker 2: just loving life because I'm like, this is the ultimate
26:36
Speaker 2: diet treat. Right.
26:38
Speaker 1: And.
26:38
Speaker 5: My friend was over and I'm like, I have been loving,
26:41
Speaker 5: I don't know why I did this sooner, but I've
26:42
Speaker 5: been drinking these Diet Dr. Peppers and I just love
26:45
Speaker 5: them so much. And she's like, what are you talking about?
26:48
Speaker 2: I'm like, the Diet Dr. Pepper that is in my fridge.
26:51
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I have one. It's so delicious. It
26:53
Speaker 2: takes away my cravings. And she's like, that is not diet.
26:58
Speaker 2: They looked exactly the same. I literally was like.
27:03
Speaker 5: like i threw the can i like ran to the
27:05
Speaker 5: toilet trying to be a bulimic i was like what
27:07
Speaker 5: the fuck i literally had like 18 of the 24
27:09
Speaker 5: yeah so and there's there are so many of these
27:13
Speaker 5: mocktail and then alcoholic drinks and they all look like
27:17
Speaker 5: they could just be like i there was like something
27:19
Speaker 5: in my fridge that was like a fizzy or something
27:22
Speaker 5: right i don't know somebody sent it to us or
27:23
Speaker 5: whatever but i was like i wanted just something other
27:26
Speaker 5: than water but not alcohol and i was like Oh,
27:28
Speaker 5: let me get my readers.
27:29
Speaker 2: Does this even have alcohol in it? Like, I don't
27:31
Speaker 2: even know.
27:31
Speaker 3: Well, Celsius. I thought Celsius was one of these white claws,
27:35
Speaker 3: but it's not. I guess it's just the one that.
27:37
Speaker 2: It's like a healthy red claw, isn't it?
27:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of. Anyway, she's... But anyway.
27:41
Speaker 2: They forgave her, right?
27:42
Speaker 3: They forgave her, but I don't know if they gave
27:43
Speaker 3: her her job back. They didn't arrest her, but she
27:46
Speaker 3: did get fired.
27:47
Speaker 2: From her job. I kind of feel like you shouldn't
27:48
Speaker 2: be driving kids. She looks a little older. Yeah. Oh,
27:52
Speaker 2: she's a school bus driver. I think let's... Let's evaluate everything.
27:57
Speaker 3: Okay.
27:57
Speaker 2: Let's check the Alzheimer's. Let's check the eyesight. And she's
28:00
Speaker 2: also going through chemotherapy. Okay. Yeah.
28:02
Speaker 3: So she's got a lot going on.
28:05
Speaker 2: Okay.
28:05
Speaker 3: This was kind of. You understand why she needed a
28:06
Speaker 3: white claw in the middle of the day.
28:09
Speaker 2: But that's going to, if this, if now every drunk.
28:12
Speaker 3: Girl coming from a party, every 18 year old is
28:15
Speaker 3: going to use that excuse, you.
28:16
Speaker 2: Know, getting out of the car. I don't even know.
28:19
Speaker 2: I thought it was soda.
28:20
Speaker 3: Who knows?
28:26
Speaker 5: Brooke Burke, who used to be the host of Dancing
28:29
Speaker 5: with the Stars, said, I think, you know, she said
28:32
Speaker 5: in some interview, she said, I thought Derek Hough was
28:35
Speaker 5: so young and green and safe, Brooke said on an
28:37
Speaker 5: episode of her podcast.
28:39
Speaker 2: I had no idea he'd be such a powerful, badass choreographer.
28:43
Speaker 2: Had I not been married, I would have actually hoped
28:45
Speaker 2: we would have had a love affair. You are intertwined
28:48
Speaker 2: with someone's body when you're a dancer. There is no
28:51
Speaker 2: way that I.
28:51
Speaker 5: have ever been so connected besides with a lover or
28:54
Speaker 5: a husband than Derek. Oh, I guess originally she was
28:57
Speaker 5: a contestant that she became the host and he was
29:01
Speaker 5: her partner.
29:02
Speaker 2: Right.
29:02
Speaker 3: Yeah.
29:03
Speaker 5: Which is what I said. So many people start boning
29:06
Speaker 5: with these dancers. Why that one girl, she's been engaged
29:09
Speaker 5: like five times.
29:10
Speaker 6: Yeah.
29:10
Speaker 2: Who's that other girl?
29:11
Speaker 3: Uh, I forgot her name.
29:13
Speaker 2: Cheryl Burke.
29:13
Speaker 3: Cheryl Burke.
29:14
Speaker 6: Yeah.
29:14
Speaker 2: She's engaged so many times and like three of them
29:17
Speaker 2: were her partners. I don't even know. I can't even
29:19
Speaker 2: keep up.
29:20
Speaker 5: But, um, Mauricio and his partner, Mauricio from Real Housewives
29:25
Speaker 5: of Beverly Hills, he is having so much fun with doing,
29:31
Speaker 5: you know, TikToks and selfies with his partner.
29:33
Speaker 3: Yeah.
29:35
Speaker 2: And they laugh. Oh, do they laugh? And um, yeah,
29:40
Speaker 2: I think something's going on.
29:41
Speaker 3: Oh, really?
29:42
Speaker 5: Because last show, he was at a dinner with his
29:45
Speaker 5: mother and his dad and this other woman who's an actress.
29:49
Speaker 5: And she was sitting next to him with her arm
29:50
Speaker 5: around him. So everyone was like, Oh my God, this
29:53
Speaker 5: is a former actor. She's now a realtor. Like most
29:55
Speaker 5: of us have to do, except I want the opposite direction. Um,
29:59
Speaker 5: she's on his show buying Beverly Hills, which is like
30:02
Speaker 5: a selling sunset coming out. And so people thought, you know,
30:06
Speaker 5: that they were dating, but it's been cleared up that no,
30:09
Speaker 5: the girl is dating his dad.
30:10
Speaker 2: His parents are divorced, but friendly.
30:12
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
30:13
Speaker 5: So my original thought that he might get together with
30:16
Speaker 5: his partner, even if it doesn't last forever, I still
30:20
Speaker 5: think it might happen.
30:21
Speaker 2: They're just very, very connected.
30:23
Speaker 3: Good. Well, I mean, yeah, they kind of like, He
30:27
Speaker 3: needs this, right?
30:28
Speaker 2: I mean, who knows?
30:29
Speaker 3: I don't know who he is.
30:30
Speaker 2: Oh, my God. His career is booming because of this.
30:33
Speaker 3: Because of That's Who It Starts.
30:34
Speaker 2: Yes, and he's got all the agencies everywhere. But real
30:37
Speaker 2: estate is taking a dip. And then he's got the
30:40
Speaker 2: Buying Beverly Hills.
30:41
Speaker 3: Yeah.
30:42
Speaker 5: And they really want people to watch that because it's
30:44
Speaker 5: the second season. And I don't think it really was
30:46
Speaker 5: that big of a hit.
30:48
Speaker 3: Greg Brady is on this season. Barry Williams.
30:51
Speaker 2: Is he still around?
30:53
Speaker 3: Yes, of course he is.
30:53
Speaker 2: No, but he hasn't gotten the boot.
30:55
Speaker 3: Not that I know of. And as a matter of fact,
30:57
Speaker 3: I think he got a very good score last time
30:59
Speaker 3: he danced. He's a very good dancer. I mean, the
31:01
Speaker 3: guy's been in the business a long time. I just
31:03
Speaker 3: can't believe it took him this long to get Barry
31:06
Speaker 3: Williams on Dancing with the Stars. I feel like he's
31:08
Speaker 3: season one.
31:09
Speaker 2: I feel like Barry Williams is one of those people that,
31:11
Speaker 2: for the last 40 years, has done those shows. He
31:15
Speaker 2: sings a few songs.
31:17
Speaker 1: Yeah.
31:17
Speaker 2: You know, from the Brady Bunch and then like you
31:19
Speaker 2: could have a meet and greet. Right. And he has survived,
31:21
Speaker 2: which is what a lot of housewives are trying to do. Yeah.
31:24
Speaker 3: He did it successfully. He had a thing in Branson,
31:27
Speaker 3: Missouri called the Brady Brunch. This is real. Where you
31:32
Speaker 3: went and watched, it was a brunch, you know, whatever,
31:34
Speaker 3: noon to two. And he told Brady Bunch stories and
31:38
Speaker 3: you sat and ate eggs and home fries. I mean,
31:40
Speaker 3: it sounds like an amazing morning.
31:43
Speaker 2: Listen, that is where I think a lot of housewives
31:45
Speaker 2: will continue on doing. And Shannon Bedore.
31:48
Speaker 5: Of Real Housewives of OC has been arrested and got
31:53
Speaker 5: a DUI.
31:54
Speaker 2: No one was hurt.
31:56
Speaker 5: And so people were like, what now? Because she's doing
32:00
Speaker 5: this show, she's doing up the improvs with Tamara and
32:04
Speaker 5: Vicky called the Trace Amigas. Where it's all about doing
32:09
Speaker 5: shots of tequila.
32:10
Speaker 2: Yeah. and drinking and doing shots, and even her.
32:13
Speaker 3: Oh, like on stage?
32:15
Speaker 2: Yeah.
32:15
Speaker 3: Really?
32:16
Speaker 5: And even her opening line to the season, I mean,
32:19
Speaker 5: nothing is aging well, is, now I take the shots.
32:23
Speaker 2: They're just shots of tequila. That is her tagline this season.
32:28
Speaker 2: So anyway, she announced, I am going to some type
32:33
Speaker 2: of outpatient.
32:34
Speaker 3: Yeah.
32:35
Speaker 5: Not an inpatient, an outpatient therapy that involves, you know,
32:39
Speaker 5: alcohol dependency and she will continue with the trace amigas
32:43
Speaker 5: oh good thing but won't.
32:45
Speaker 2: Drink or do shots during the show and a lot
32:49
Speaker 2: of people a lot of comments were like we don't
32:50
Speaker 2: think this is a good idea put it to rest
32:53
Speaker 2: but and then other people are like girl you got
32:55
Speaker 2: to make your bag you got to pay for the
32:57
Speaker 2: you know for your life.
32:58
Speaker 3: Just get somebody to drive her home well yeah.
33:01
Speaker 5: But well i will yeah but she shouldn't be drinking
33:03
Speaker 5: on the show.
33:04
Speaker 3: Get that bus driver from smithtown to drive.
33:06
Speaker 5: Yeah So, anyway, that's a little update with that. But,
33:10
Speaker 5: you know, talking about outpatient and stuff, I mean, everyone's like, no,
33:15
Speaker 5: you should be inpatient. I don't think there's any right
33:17
Speaker 5: way to get it together after you– once you realize
33:22
Speaker 5: maybe you're not an alcoholic, but you have issues with alcohol.
33:25
Speaker 4: Right.
33:26
Speaker 5: Like, I think whatever– works. Like if someone can just
33:29
Speaker 5: come to your house and I don't know.
33:31
Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
33:31
Speaker 2: Is that outpatient?
33:32
Speaker 3: Yeah.
33:33
Speaker 5: I think outpatient can be that you like, sometimes it's
33:35
Speaker 5: that you go all day. Like you're like a, it's
33:37
Speaker 5: like a camp and you go from like nine to
33:39
Speaker 5: six and you have therapy and group and all that.
33:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
33:42
Speaker 5: But you go back to your own home and you know,
33:45
Speaker 5: you can have your phone at night and you can
33:47
Speaker 5: do things. But then the whole point of being an
33:50
Speaker 5: inpatient is that there's no.
33:52
Speaker 2: Way you detox.
33:54
Speaker 5: But then people say the problem with inpatient is that
33:57
Speaker 5: Once you get out, then the elements of the alcohol
34:01
Speaker 5: being at someone's house or at a bar are there
34:03
Speaker 5: for you to grab.
34:04
Speaker 2: So maybe it is better that you do it outpatient. Right.
34:07
Speaker 2: And have the challenges right in front of you.
34:10
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, right, right.
34:11
Speaker 2: For you to resist.
34:12
Speaker 3: I don't know.
34:12
Speaker 5: So there's a little update there. Okay, Brittany, her book
34:17
Speaker 5: comes out October 24th.
34:18
Speaker 3: Can't wait.
34:19
Speaker 2: Cannot wait.
34:20
Speaker 5: And she posted this latest one, which is very sexual.
34:23
Speaker 5: She did G-string purple negligee on. And Amy from Juicy
34:28
Speaker 5: Scoop Obsessed pointed out that she noticed there was a
34:31
Speaker 5: Christmas tree. So is this an old video, which is
34:34
Speaker 5: very possible, that she just is recycling? Or does she
34:39
Speaker 5: already have her tree up? And some of the Juicy
34:41
Speaker 5: Scoopers are like, I'm ready to put up my tree tomorrow.
34:44
Speaker 2: Most people, it used to be in our day, you
34:49
Speaker 2: would never put it up before Thanksgiving. No, never. And
34:52
Speaker 2: even right after Thanksgiving is a little too soon.
34:54
Speaker 3: Right.
34:55
Speaker 2: Okay? Right. Then it was, now it's never before Halloween.
35:00
Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. I know.
35:02
Speaker 5: So I think before Halloween is a little weird.
35:04
Speaker 3: But there's also, I don't know, a new thing now.
35:06
Speaker 3: There's all different trees. There's like a Halloween tree.
35:09
Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. Yeah. There's so much decoration.
35:12
Speaker 3: Who knows what kind of tree that could be.
35:14
Speaker 2: Yeah.
35:14
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of decorations going on. I feel
35:17
Speaker 3: like everything is gone just completely.
35:20
Speaker 2: So I have my... My house in La Quinta.
35:23
Speaker 3: Okay.
35:24
Speaker 5: And I said, Peter, I want, I think I do
35:27
Speaker 5: want the tree because we're hosting Thanksgiving. I think I'd
35:31
Speaker 5: like the tree done because that's probably like the only
35:34
Speaker 5: time we're going to have like the relatives come. And
35:36
Speaker 5: rather than buy a bunch of like pumpkin stuff, let's
35:40
Speaker 5: just have like a beautifully lit tree and just have
35:43
Speaker 5: that be like our one decoration for the house. And
35:46
Speaker 5: I don't know if he's going to go for it,
35:47
Speaker 5: but because I'm starting from scratch there, he wants to
35:50
Speaker 5: bring me other stuff.
35:51
Speaker 3: From our house.
35:52
Speaker 2: I'm like, no.
35:53
Speaker 5: I want to just get a pre-lit tree and then
35:55
Speaker 5: I want to be that lady that only has the
35:59
Speaker 5: decorations that match the decor of the house.
36:02
Speaker 3: So all the shit your kids made.
36:04
Speaker 2: That stays at Woodland Hills. Yeah. That's the family traditional
36:08
Speaker 2: red gold tree.
36:09
Speaker 3: The painted macaroni cards.
36:11
Speaker 5: The thing that the hand that is like way too
36:14
Speaker 5: big so the one arm is like the one tree
36:16
Speaker 5: arm is weighing it down but I still will put it.
36:19
Speaker 2: Yeah.
36:19
Speaker 5: That's all going to be here which will still be
36:22
Speaker 5: here all the time so i'm like i just want
36:24
Speaker 5: that i had.
36:26
Speaker 3: I got busted yesterday throwing out a lot of my
36:29
Speaker 3: daughter's artwork by her she opened the garbage can she's
36:33
Speaker 3: like daddy what what happened i was like oh no
36:36
Speaker 3: did they fall in there and she's like yeah i
36:39
Speaker 3: made these for you i'm like yeah they're all in
36:41
Speaker 3: there huh let me get those out.
36:45
Speaker 2: Well, at least, God, you know what Peter would do
36:47
Speaker 2: back in those days? He'd be like, why did mommy
36:49
Speaker 2: do that? Yeah. Oh, no. At least you didn't do that.
36:52
Speaker 3: I didn't blame her. I didn't blame my wife. But yeah,
36:54
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just a magic marker on, you know,
36:57
Speaker 3: it's like, it's not like it's the Mona Lisa. So, okay,
37:01
Speaker 3: this is great. Right?
37:03
Speaker 2: I mean, you can't keep it all. Yes.
37:05
Speaker 3: Okay.
37:05
Speaker 2: I think you can keep one a year. One a year.
37:09
Speaker 4: One a year.
37:10
Speaker 3: They do three a day though.
37:11
Speaker 5: There's all these things now that are like how you
37:13
Speaker 5: can replace them.
37:15
Speaker 2: Like you have a frame. Right.
37:16
Speaker 5: And then you put one in and then you're like, okay,
37:18
Speaker 5: let's replace it with the other. And then, you know, goodbye.
37:21
Speaker 2: What's your latest one? And then the kid's artwork is
37:24
Speaker 2: always displayed, but it's actually in a frame. Okay. Oh,
37:27
Speaker 2: that's not a bad idea.
37:29
Speaker 5: Brown pumps are back, which I always think is a
37:31
Speaker 5: scary sign with the skimpy red dress, but the tree
37:35
Speaker 5: is there.
37:36
Speaker 2: So we don't know.
37:38
Speaker 5: We don't know if this is old or new, but she,
37:41
Speaker 5: this was not an interesting article, really. She got caught
37:44
Speaker 5: driving without a license, meaning she just didn't have it
37:46
Speaker 5: on her person.
37:46
Speaker 3: Right.
37:47
Speaker 2: She still has a valid license. Yeah. She doesn't have
37:50
Speaker 2: to go to court.
37:50
Speaker 3: Which is scary in itself.
37:52
Speaker 2: Yes. You know what I mean?
37:53
Speaker 3: Like, I think, I don't know.
37:55
Speaker 2: Maybe she, I don't know. That was such the thing
37:57
Speaker 2: that she wanted so badly was I would just want
37:59
Speaker 2: to drive and get some coffee. And so she's okay. Like,
38:04
Speaker 2: she doesn't have to go to court on October 24th
38:06
Speaker 2: when her book comes out. So there's a little update there.
38:09
Speaker 2: So we'll see. Okay, Drake. Remember when I was one
38:16
Speaker 2: of the people that talked a lot about it.
38:17
Speaker 5: How he had been talking to Millie Bobby Brown a
38:21
Speaker 5: lot when she was 14.
38:23
Speaker 2: Giving her advice, texting her. And people accused him of grooming.
38:27
Speaker 2: People thought it was weird.
38:29
Speaker 5: So he is addressing the criticism of in a new
38:33
Speaker 5: song called Another Late Night. And the song includes lyrics
38:36
Speaker 5: that reference the criticism of when he started talking to
38:39
Speaker 5: her when she was 14. And some of the lines are,
38:43
Speaker 5: weirdos in my commons talking about some Millie Brown. Look,
38:46
Speaker 5: bring them jokes up to the gang. We get to
38:49
Speaker 5: really flocking.
38:51
Speaker 2: Yeah. What the hell does that mean? Drake's statement. Okay.
38:54
Speaker 2: So I don't, what does that even tell us?
38:58
Speaker 3: He'd be flocking.
39:00
Speaker 2: Anyway, he, It's one of his 23 brand new songs
39:05
Speaker 2: called For All Dogs, and it features collaboration with Zaza,
39:10
Speaker 2: Bad Bunny, 21 Savage.
39:11
Speaker 3: If it was a collaboration with Zaza, that'd be fantastic.
39:16
Speaker 2: Zaza Gabor. Zaza Gabor.
39:18
Speaker 3: Darling, I love you, but give me a podcast.
39:21
Speaker 5: Anyway, I noticed also some guy who has a podcast
39:26
Speaker 5: that's sort of known or whatever said, I don't like
39:28
Speaker 5: the album.
39:29
Speaker 2: Yeah.
39:30
Speaker 5: They got in a beef and Drake responded and TMZ
39:33
Speaker 5: reported that that guy is like now posting like, look,
39:36
Speaker 5: look at my ranking on my podcast.
39:38
Speaker 2: It's just under stuff about the Israeli war. Like it's like,
39:41
Speaker 2: nobody ever knew this guy had a podcast. And now
39:43
Speaker 2: because he's talking about Drake and Drake responded, he's like
39:46
Speaker 2: number eight.
39:47
Speaker 3: Oh, great.
39:47
Speaker 2: And so, well, I mean, I think we know that
39:50
Speaker 2: pattern works.
39:50
Speaker 3: See, if we can get this one, like, I don't
39:52
Speaker 3: like his album either.
39:54
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think we know that pattern works. Right. Taylor
39:58
Speaker 2: Swift is.
39:59
Speaker 3: This Millie Bobby Brown is married to Bon Jovi.
40:01
Speaker 2: Did you know that? She's engaged.
40:04
Speaker 3: She's Bon Jovi's son.
40:06
Speaker 2: You know, like how you never know someone's age. If
40:08
Speaker 2: you would tell me that this girl in this photo is,
40:13
Speaker 2: you know, 42. Yeah. I'd be like, yeah.
40:18
Speaker 5: She got her lips done. She got a little Botox
40:21
Speaker 5: around her eyes to lift them. I literally don't know.
40:23
Speaker 3: I mean, she could be 18 in that picture.
40:25
Speaker 2: She could be 18 or she could be 42.
40:26
Speaker 3: I only think she's like 21 or something.
40:28
Speaker 2: No, I know.
40:28
Speaker 5: I'm just saying it's just so hard to tell what
40:30
Speaker 5: people's ages are anymore.
40:32
Speaker 2: Yeah.
40:33
Speaker 5: I just saw a TikTok of a guy going to
40:36
Speaker 5: your 40th high school reunion, which would make people 58.
40:40
Speaker 5: People either look 65 or 30.
40:42
Speaker 2: Right. They either had the facelift and looked 30 or
40:45
Speaker 2: they– And I'm like, that is so true.
40:48
Speaker 3: Not in my high school. Nobody looks dirty. They all look, wow.
40:52
Speaker 3: They all look like there's just like a lot of
40:54
Speaker 3: salt in their diet. Just a lot.
40:56
Speaker 2: Just like big, giant red heads. Everybody's just. Everybody looks
41:02
Speaker 2: a little mushy.
41:03
Speaker 3: Everybody's got big, puffy red heads. Myself included. Oh, geez.
41:09
Speaker 2: You're the golden bachelor. Okay. The Grove here in LA
41:14
Speaker 2: is shutting down the entire Grove. And they're putting today, Wednesday,
41:18
Speaker 2: because you're hearing this Thursday, though. They're putting her in
41:22
Speaker 2: every theater for her special fans to watch the movie,
41:26
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift's movie. And they say get there at 2.
41:29
Speaker 2: So I guess some of these kids are going to
41:30
Speaker 2: have to get out of school a little early. Right.
41:36
Speaker 3: I mean, I have to say, and I mean, I
41:38
Speaker 3: don't know Taylor Swift. I mean, I know what I
41:41
Speaker 3: hear on the radio and stuff.
41:43
Speaker 2: And I have no beef with her. I've just never
41:45
Speaker 2: seen anybody.
41:46
Speaker 3: have this much influence on pop culture ever, I don't think.
41:52
Speaker 2: Well, you know what?
41:53
Speaker 3: I don't think ever.
41:53
Speaker 5: I think what's really interesting about it is I don't
41:56
Speaker 5: think there's ever been a person besides myself that have
42:04
Speaker 5: brought mothers and daughters together.
42:07
Speaker 2: Like, I get on a.
42:09
Speaker 5: obviously minuscule, the haters are gonna love that I compared
42:11
Speaker 5: myself to Taylor Swift, they're gonna fucking like, all I'm
42:15
Speaker 5: saying is that one thing I love about my show
42:17
Speaker 5: is that I get a lot of mothers and daughters
42:18
Speaker 5: that are like, come to my show and can listen
42:20
Speaker 5: together and can both enjoy it. And I think as
42:23
Speaker 5: a singer, being that she's like in her early 30s,
42:28
Speaker 5: And moms, I mean, I love.
42:30
Speaker 2: All her songs.
42:31
Speaker 5: It's different than in the past of the teeny boppy stuff.
42:36
Speaker 5: And then also, we're at an era where you're like,
42:39
Speaker 5: I'm not going to drop.
42:40
Speaker 2: Off my 14-year-old to go to a concert alone. Are
42:42
Speaker 2: you fucking kidding me? My mom would be like, I
42:45
Speaker 2: remember my brother went to a three-day Us concert when
42:47
Speaker 2: he was 13.
42:48
Speaker 5: It was like a three-day Coachella, and I think he like,
42:51
Speaker 5: I mean, The things that we could do, or even
42:53
Speaker 5: my sister would drive us to go see Duran Duran
42:56
Speaker 5: and she was just got her license.
42:58
Speaker 2: Yeah.
42:58
Speaker 5: And I lost her for like three hours, like general admission.
43:02
Speaker 5: Like I was 14.
43:04
Speaker 2: No parents.
43:05
Speaker 5: So I think they go and they support it. So
43:07
Speaker 5: I think it's a lot of mother daughters.
43:11
Speaker 3: And father daughters. Right.
43:12
Speaker 2: And father daughters. And they're happy to go.
43:14
Speaker 3: Right.
43:15
Speaker 5: And so it, that is why it's the biggest thing
43:17
Speaker 5: because it's actually good music.
43:19
Speaker 2: She's likable.
43:20
Speaker 3: All that aside, even the Travis Kelsey, like the fact
43:25
Speaker 3: that his jerseys are selling out, more people are watching
43:29
Speaker 3: the NFL. There's nobody else who would have that type
43:33
Speaker 3: of impact on, like if they showed anybody, Beyonce, whoever,
43:39
Speaker 3: with a football player. It still wouldn't be the impact
43:42
Speaker 3: that she has on everything.
43:44
Speaker 2: Okay, what if, in a little bit, Right. They get
43:49
Speaker 2: to the team he's on, the Kansas.
43:52
Speaker 3: Kansas City Chiefs.
43:53
Speaker 2: Yes. Is doing really, really well. And he's doing really,
43:56
Speaker 2: really well.
43:57
Speaker 3: Right.
43:57
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden he just starts like
44:00
Speaker 2: doing work.
44:01
Speaker 3: Well, like happened this week. He starts to fuck up. Yeah.
44:04
Speaker 3: She didn't show up to the game this week and
44:06
Speaker 3: he got injured. And he was carted off the field.
44:09
Speaker 3: Turns out he was okay. He came back later in
44:11
Speaker 3: the game. But as soon as that happened, everybody all
44:15
Speaker 3: over Twitter and all over, you know, there it is.
44:17
Speaker 3: It's the Taylor Swift curse. She didn't show up to
44:21
Speaker 3: the game and now he hurt his leg.
44:23
Speaker 2: So if it happens. Do you think that she, but
44:25
Speaker 2: I'm saying, will anybody ever turn on her?
44:28
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely.
44:28
Speaker 2: They already do. But do you think her girlfriends will care?
44:32
Speaker 3: No, the girlfriends, they're not going to care.
44:34
Speaker 2: So that's why I kind of think she'll be okay
44:36
Speaker 2: if he starts to fuck up. Because her fan base
44:38
Speaker 2: was at war with football fans anyway.
44:40
Speaker 3: There's going to be 40-year-old men who are going to
44:43
Speaker 3: be mad at her because they'll believe that she fucked
44:47
Speaker 3: up the Kansas City Chiefs season.
44:50
Speaker 2: I just don't get any.
44:56
Speaker 3: Honestly, I'll make a prediction now. I don't think they're together,
44:59
Speaker 3: her and Travis Kelsey. I think it's over, and they're
45:03
Speaker 3: not mentioning it. They're not saying it yet.
45:05
Speaker 2: I've gone back- I think a couple of weeks you get,
45:08
Speaker 2: we're still good friends. There are two relationships that I
45:12
Speaker 2: have flip-flopped over, flip-flop, flip-flop.
45:16
Speaker 3: Got it.
45:17
Speaker 2: One is Kyle and Morgan Wade. I'm going to make
45:20
Speaker 2: you love me. Yeah.
45:22
Speaker 5: First I thought they were lesbians. Then I thought it
45:24
Speaker 5: was PR. Then I thought it was because she had
45:26
Speaker 5: an interest in her.
45:27
Speaker 2: Right. Now, then I thought, no, it is real. Now
45:30
Speaker 2: I think it's PR again. I don't know.
45:32
Speaker 6: Gotcha.
45:33
Speaker 2: Are they just friends or are they- you know, having
45:35
Speaker 2: some fun.
45:36
Speaker 3: Yeah.
45:37
Speaker 2: This one is the same. Like, could they just be friends?
45:40
Speaker 3: Yes.
45:41
Speaker 2: Is it just a fun thing to do? Her friends
45:43
Speaker 2: are thrilled to go.
45:44
Speaker 3: Right.
45:45
Speaker 2: Whatever.
45:46
Speaker 5: They talked about, the mom was on the Today Show
45:49
Speaker 5: with Coda Hoppy.
45:52
Speaker 2: Hoda. Yeah, Hoda.
45:53
Speaker 3: Sorry, Coda.
45:54
Speaker 2: Hoda and Jenna.
45:56
Speaker 5: And she was like, they're like, but do you like her?
45:58
Speaker 5: And she's like, And, of course, people analyze that. I'm like, look,
46:01
Speaker 5: she's not a television personality, the mom.
46:04
Speaker 2: Right.
46:04
Speaker 5: She's a boy mom that is dealt with two sons
46:07
Speaker 5: having girlfriends from the time they were 12.
46:09
Speaker 3: Right.
46:10
Speaker 5: Then they're professionals, so she probably knows not to speak.
46:13
Speaker 5: And she probably only met.
46:14
Speaker 2: Her during the game. I don't think they've gone for
46:17
Speaker 2: a lake weekend for Thanksgiving.
46:19
Speaker 1: No.
46:20
Speaker 2: And made a turkey together. I don't think she really
46:22
Speaker 2: knows her. Yeah.
46:23
Speaker 5: So I think that was kind of– she was trying
46:25
Speaker 5: to just be like that.
46:26
Speaker 2: Yeah. But– Who knows? And then other people think it's
46:31
Speaker 2: because there's something to do with his involvement with the vaccine. Oh,
46:38
Speaker 2: that what?
46:39
Speaker 5: This is part of a PR thing because he's one
46:43
Speaker 5: of the people that is encouraging to get the vaccine.
46:48
Speaker 3: Oh, are they back? Do we got to get that again?
46:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a whole nother one.
46:52
Speaker 3: Oh, it is?
46:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a whole new one.
46:54
Speaker 3: Oh, no.
46:54
Speaker 2: That you're supposed to get.
46:56
Speaker 5: Or that they're encouraging you to get, but I've heard
46:58
Speaker 5: like Martha Stewart talk about it on shows and all that.
47:02
Speaker 5: And he's been criticized for being a spokesperson for it.
47:06
Speaker 3: Okay.
47:06
Speaker 5: So I don't know. I don't know if this is
47:09
Speaker 5: part of that machine or not. Those are all the theories,
47:13
Speaker 5: just theories.
47:14
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what the people should be upset about.
47:16
Speaker 6: What?
47:16
Speaker 3: The fact that she's closed the Grove on a Wednesday.
47:19
Speaker 2: Well, Rick Caruso, who owns it, said that we are.
47:22
Speaker 5: They said he is compensating all the small businesses that
47:25
Speaker 5: also had to close the day.
47:27
Speaker 3: Okay, what about the people who go? It's a fun
47:30
Speaker 3: place for me to take my daughter. I could kill
47:31
Speaker 3: some time there. You know, it's a good place. Got
47:34
Speaker 3: a little fake grass we run around on.
47:37
Speaker 2: Yeah.
47:37
Speaker 3: We go to the bookstore. Dirty, dirty, a lot of
47:40
Speaker 3: dirty carpets in the Barnes & Noble. But listen, I
47:42
Speaker 3: know that bookstores have taken a hit as of late.
47:45
Speaker 3: They don't have to. carpet cleaning capabilities. Yeah, yeah. So
47:49
Speaker 3: my daughter's always like, let's lay down and read a
47:50
Speaker 3: book together on the floor. I'm like, not here.
47:54
Speaker 2: So you only go to the Grove one?
47:55
Speaker 3: The Grove one in Barnes & Noble, yeah.
47:57
Speaker 2: They have Barnes & Noble like Calabasas, you know?
48:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've been there.
48:02
Speaker 2: Sure, I've been to all. You've been to all of them?
48:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
48:04
Speaker 5: And then you go see the turtles, right?
48:06
Speaker 3: We go to the turtles, yeah. There's a library over there, too.
48:09
Speaker 2: We do it all. Okay, good.
48:10
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, father of the year.
48:12
Speaker 2: Let everyone know. Well, this girl... I forgot her name.
48:16
Speaker 2: It's like Kaya. She was his girlfriend. Right.
48:20
Speaker 5: She's not the girl that said he was a cheater
48:23
Speaker 5: that won his dating show, Catching Kelsey.
48:26
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
48:29
Speaker 5: But Page Six picked up something from her podcast where
48:32
Speaker 5: she does this open letter, Dear Black Girl, she is
48:35
Speaker 5: a black woman, about... It was this long.
48:40
Speaker 2: Speech about, like, don't let them put you down. Be your.
48:44
Speaker 5: And I guess it was a response to whatever online
48:47
Speaker 5: backlash she's gotten just because weird fans will come after
48:50
Speaker 5: her because she's in Taylor's now boyfriend's dating history.
48:55
Speaker 2: I don't know.
48:56
Speaker 5: But it was the comments were not really that positive.
48:59
Speaker 5: It was like, this is just kind of embarrassing. I
49:01
Speaker 5: don't even know why you're doing this.
49:03
Speaker 1: Wow.
49:04
Speaker 2: And I can get it. I get when you open
49:05
Speaker 2: your phone and you're like, why does everyone hate me?
49:08
Speaker 2: I get that feeling. Right.
49:09
Speaker 5: But as hard as it is to take the advice,
49:13
Speaker 5: the advice is just. Just shut up and move on.
49:17
Speaker 3: Shut up and move on.
49:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
49:18
Speaker 3: And it'll all be over in two weeks.
49:20
Speaker 2: Yeah.
49:20
Speaker 3: Right.
49:22
Speaker 5: Okay, Julia Fox has her book coming out as well,
49:26
Speaker 5: Down the Drain or whatever. And she said that they
49:29
Speaker 5: never had sex, she and Kanye.
49:31
Speaker 3: I knew that.
49:31
Speaker 2: They never had sex. You knew that while it was happening.
49:34
Speaker 3: Kind of got that vibe. I got that vibe that
49:36
Speaker 3: she was just there to be in pictures or something.
49:38
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's just weird.
49:40
Speaker 5: I also just thought their weird outfits was like a
49:42
Speaker 5: lot of clothes to take off. Like he had the
49:44
Speaker 5: big boots and the jeans. She had the double jean outfit.
49:47
Speaker 3: 45 minutes later.
49:48
Speaker 5: The cones around outside of her jean jacket on her
49:51
Speaker 5: tits and all of this. And so she said like
49:55
Speaker 5: when she met him, she was like, sure. Right when
49:58
Speaker 5: she met him, he just like. They were outside of
50:00
Speaker 5: a restaurant.
50:00
Speaker 2: He just whipped out his dick and just peed in
50:03
Speaker 2: the alley while she stood there. And then she was like, wait,
50:06
Speaker 2: I don't want people to take photos of you.
50:08
Speaker 5: And they never had sex. And he said, I'll pay
50:13
Speaker 5: for a boob job. And I guess she didn't want one.
50:17
Speaker 5: And then she was like, I feel like I'm being
50:19
Speaker 5: used because you're still married to Kim.
50:21
Speaker 2: And I don't know.
50:22
Speaker 5: So she just like blew him off. Um, but she
50:25
Speaker 5: certainly became famous because of him.
50:27
Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely.
50:28
Speaker 5: And then she, she also said like, I w there's
50:30
Speaker 5: no way I was going to sign an NDA.
50:31
Speaker 2: This is why she can talk about him peeing in
50:33
Speaker 2: the street. She said, I'm not signing an effing NDA
50:37
Speaker 2: just on principle.
50:38
Speaker 5: I never have. And I never will, unless it's a
50:40
Speaker 5: professional opportunity, then sure. And then she later on says
50:44
Speaker 5: being with Kanye was a professional opportunity.
50:47
Speaker 2: So I'm like, Whatever. Right, right.
50:50
Speaker 3: So she's got a book coming out too?
50:51
Speaker 2: She has a book coming out.
50:53
Speaker 3: I've got so much to read coming out.
50:55
Speaker 5: I mean, I feel like she is kind of an
50:58
Speaker 5: interesting bird. It might be kind of juicy. But I
51:01
Speaker 5: feel like she's another one of those people that has
51:04
Speaker 5: so many stories about drug addiction and getting over it
51:07
Speaker 5: and all this stuff. And whenever I read these books,
51:10
Speaker 5: these memoirs about, I was on a four-day, and I'm
51:13
Speaker 5: not saying hers says this, but whenever I'd read these
51:15
Speaker 5: books about, I was on a four-day trip um, heroin bender.
51:19
Speaker 5: And then this happened and then this happened. And then
51:21
Speaker 5: this person said this to me, I'm like, how the
51:24
Speaker 5: fuck do you remember? You were on a four day
51:25
Speaker 5: heroin bender, but I'll enjoy the writing of the story
51:28
Speaker 5: and whoever helped you do it or not.
51:30
Speaker 3: I know. I know. I have three Bud Lights and
51:33
Speaker 3: I can't remember the night.
51:34
Speaker 2: I know.
51:34
Speaker 3: It's so amazing to me. Like these rock stars who
51:36
Speaker 3: write these books have such a, but I mean, maybe
51:38
Speaker 3: somebody helps them out. Like there was this time.
51:40
Speaker 2: Assan. What's his name?
51:41
Speaker 6: Yeah.
51:42
Speaker 2: Assan Minaj. He's the one helping him write it. Um, Anyway,
51:47
Speaker 2: so they never had sex. Big shocker.
51:49
Speaker 5: Caitlyn Jenner says that she'll never be in another relationship again.
51:55
Speaker 5: So she's on this doc that's right now only available
51:57
Speaker 5: in Europe called House of Kardashians.
52:00
Speaker 6: Yeah.
52:00
Speaker 2: I have been able to watch some of it. I'm
52:03
Speaker 2: not in the first one.
52:06
Speaker 5: I'm in the second one, a lot of the second one.
52:09
Speaker 5: And yeah, so she's in it, my doppelganger, and then me.
52:13
Speaker 5: And so I hope you don't get confused. We have
52:15
Speaker 5: the exact same hair color.
52:16
Speaker 2: Yeah. The exact same style.
52:17
Speaker 3: It's a very similar haircut.
52:18
Speaker 2: She's a little taller than I am, but very similar
52:21
Speaker 2: in looks. And so anyway, it is really good.
52:26
Speaker 5: It's really well done. I have another episode and I
52:28
Speaker 5: think it's going to be coming out soon.
52:29
Speaker 3: Right.
52:30
Speaker 2: Like on Peacock or whatever. But so she is the
52:34
Speaker 2: star of the show. Like she's talking a lot.
52:36
Speaker 5: And then she also said there was something else about her.
52:41
Speaker 3: She said there's no more, not going to have another relationship,
52:44
Speaker 3: another sexual relationship. She's done.
52:47
Speaker 1: Yes.
52:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, she said she's got the dogs. Yeah. She is
52:51
Speaker 2: happy with her life.
52:51
Speaker 5: She could have dinner with friends any night she wanted.
52:54
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, you're in your 70s. Yeah. You've
52:57
Speaker 2: been married three times. Mm-hmm.
53:01
Speaker 3: Right. It's over. Oh, my God.
53:03
Speaker 2: I just thought of something that would have been so amazing.
53:06
Speaker 3: Caitlyn is the golden bachelor. The new bachelor. The new one.
53:11
Speaker 2: No, we don't need to see it.
53:13
Speaker 5: But it would be fun, and maybe it's coming, just
53:18
Speaker 5: for her to facilitate a date like I did on
53:21
Speaker 5: The Golden Bachelor.
53:22
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
53:24
Speaker 5: If Mike Fleiss hasn't already thought of that, because Mike
53:26
Speaker 5: Fleiss was friends. Kris Jenner used to be the biggest
53:29
Speaker 5: fan of The Bachelor. She used to watch it all
53:31
Speaker 5: the time. And there was a show that they would do,
53:33
Speaker 5: like the after show where they talk about The Bachelor,
53:34
Speaker 5: and she would be on it. She was so into it.
53:37
Speaker 5: And so Mike Fleiss was like at her dinner parties.
53:40
Speaker 5: He was like at parties that I was at.
53:41
Speaker 2: Yeah.
53:42
Speaker 5: And she was trying to get Cheryl Burke to be
53:44
Speaker 5: The Bachelor because she loved Cheryl Burke from Dancing with the.
53:46
Speaker 3: Stars, whatever.
53:47
Speaker 2: And I think that would be great. Caitlyn comes. I
53:51
Speaker 2: know they already filmed it.
53:53
Speaker 3: Right.
53:53
Speaker 5: But I don't think Caitlyn should be on it, but
53:55
Speaker 5: I think she could facilitate a date and I think
53:57
Speaker 5: it would be kind of fun. And she's, you know,
53:59
Speaker 5: good on camera and I don't know.
54:00
Speaker 2: Right.
54:01
Speaker 3: I'll bring it on. I mean, I would watch that.
54:03
Speaker 2: She likes to ride motorcycles and stuff. She likes old cars.
54:06
Speaker 3: Yeah.
54:06
Speaker 2: She just goes like, you know, let me just, I
54:09
Speaker 2: don't know, interviews.
54:09
Speaker 3: Caitlin come pulling up on a motorcycle.
54:11
Speaker 2: But I'm not surprised that she doesn't want anything serious.
54:14
Speaker 3: No, that should be the way.
54:15
Speaker 2: That wasn't what it was about, you know.
54:19
Speaker 5: And then she said, Caitlin admits that she tried to
54:22
Speaker 5: dodge the daughter's Kim Kardashian sex tape scandal as best
54:26
Speaker 5: she could. So I believe that's in the third episode
54:29
Speaker 5: of this three-part doc. They really get into the truth
54:32
Speaker 5: about the sex tape.
54:34
Speaker 3: Okay.
54:35
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'll dive into that in future episodes as
54:38
Speaker 2: we get closer.
54:38
Speaker 3: I mean, that seems so long ago, and honestly, weirdly enough,
54:42
Speaker 3: now so tame.
54:44
Speaker 2: So tame.
54:45
Speaker 3: Like, even if the scandal side of it, whatever it is,
54:49
Speaker 3: if she released it on purpose and whatever, but then
54:51
Speaker 3: now it's like, I mean, does anyone even care anymore?
54:54
Speaker 3: Now they're so part of the world.
54:55
Speaker 5: Yeah, nothing's going to come from it. So just like Hassan,
55:00
Speaker 5: you lied about something. You created a false narrative.
55:05
Speaker 2: 15 years ago. Right. I'm still going to buy your skims.
55:10
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know this.
55:11
Speaker 2: And I'm still going to buy your lip. Like, who cares? Yeah.
55:13
Speaker 3: Right.
55:14
Speaker 2: So.
55:15
Speaker 3: Does anybody use the kiosks in the airport of the
55:18
Speaker 3: Kylie Cosmetics?
55:19
Speaker 2: I saw that the other day.
55:21
Speaker 3: They're everywhere. Every airport has the Kylie Cosmetics, you know,
55:25
Speaker 3: like machine. You get the Kylie Cosmetics every airport. And
55:28
Speaker 3: I just feel like that's not like an impulse buy.
55:31
Speaker 2: Right. Well, they used to have Benefit, which is another brand.
55:34
Speaker 2: So I think maybe those machines were just replaced by hers.
55:38
Speaker 3: Yeah.
55:39
Speaker 2: I don't know. When you're shopping around, it might be
55:41
Speaker 2: kind of fun. Or your teenager might be like, oh, mom.
55:44
Speaker 2: Or maybe you forgot your lipstick.
55:46
Speaker 3: And you're like, this is perfect.
55:48
Speaker 2: All right. It's a lip kit.
55:49
Speaker 6: Yeah.
55:50
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's still doing well.
55:51
Speaker 3: Oh, she's killing it.
55:53
Speaker 2: So, oh, I want to talk about this story. Because
55:57
Speaker 2: this was like, I've seen this everywhere. Trevor Bauer. Trevor Bauer.
56:00
Speaker 2: He had this accuser named Lindsey Hill. Now, tell me
56:03
Speaker 2: a little about... He's a baseball player.
56:05
Speaker 3: He's a pitcher. Yeah. Signed a huge contract with the Dodgers.
56:09
Speaker 2: Yeah.
56:11
Speaker 3: Two years ago now. And he was a huge pitcher.
56:14
Speaker 3: I think he signed a $ 200 million contract. Huge contract. Anyway,
56:18
Speaker 3: I don't think he ever actually pitched for the Dodgers
56:21
Speaker 3: because this happened right before.
56:24
Speaker 5: And so he gets with this... The way I understand
56:26
Speaker 5: it from just reading it, he got with this girl...
56:30
Speaker 5: And afterwards she accused him of.
56:33
Speaker 3: Beating her up.
56:34
Speaker 2: Yes.
56:35
Speaker 3: Right. During rough sex.
56:37
Speaker 2: During rough sex. And then he released a taped conversation
56:41
Speaker 2: he had with her where they talked it out and
56:44
Speaker 2: he was like, don't you remember telling me that you
56:47
Speaker 2: liked this?
56:48
Speaker 3: Right.
56:49
Speaker 2: And everything. And you were basically instructing me in which
56:52
Speaker 2: he sort of admits it.
56:53
Speaker 3: Yeah.
56:54
Speaker 2: And they were both like suing each other. Like she
56:56
Speaker 2: was suing him and he was counter suing her.
56:58
Speaker 6: And.
56:59
Speaker 5: And there were text messages that some attorney found with
57:03
Speaker 5: her and another girl that was like, he's worth $ 51 million.
57:07
Speaker 5: And the girl's like, secure that bag, girl. And she's like,
57:10
Speaker 5: I'm going to have him choke me out tonight and
57:12
Speaker 5: all this stuff. So they've now since dropped both of
57:15
Speaker 5: their lawsuits.
57:16
Speaker 3: Well, also, on her phone in the same text message
57:20
Speaker 3: with that girl, she sent some pictures of her in
57:23
Speaker 3: the bed.
57:23
Speaker 2: He's asleep.
57:25
Speaker 3: She's next to him in the bed. And she took
57:26
Speaker 3: a picture like, here I am with Trevor Bowers. And
57:29
Speaker 3: in this picture, she has no bruises on her face
57:31
Speaker 3: or anything. And that's the next morning. So now Trevor
57:34
Speaker 3: Bauer did this whole thing on his Instagram or whatever
57:38
Speaker 3: and told his story and said these pictures were not
57:41
Speaker 3: allowed in the trial. And he goes, but I want
57:45
Speaker 3: you to see them. Like here she is next to
57:47
Speaker 3: me in the bed with no bruises or anything. Anyway,
57:50
Speaker 3: it's all. He's a problem in many ways. He is? Yeah,
57:56
Speaker 3: he's done a lot of crazy things in baseball. He's
57:59
Speaker 3: out of baseball completely. I think he pitches in Japan now.
58:01
Speaker 5: They said, though, because of this, though, they suspended him
58:06
Speaker 5: for two full seasons, which actually turned out to be
58:09
Speaker 5: 194 games.
58:09
Speaker 2: Right. I mean, that's pretty awful. No, no, no. If
58:15
Speaker 2: this now really didn't happen. Right, right.
58:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's kind of done in baseball. And I think
58:21
Speaker 3: he pitches in Japan now. And I don't think he
58:24
Speaker 3: can come back to Major League Baseball just on the.
58:28
Speaker 2: You know, the accusations alone, you know, now they, with
58:30
Speaker 2: like professional players, you know, they, they want to bring
58:33
Speaker 2: in like financial advisors in a good way so that
58:36
Speaker 2: these guys don't get taken by their friends and their family.
58:39
Speaker 5: But I was saying to Sarah, I'm like, what about
58:41
Speaker 5: this type of stuff? And she said, no, they have it.
58:44
Speaker 5: Like they have it for players. And there was some,
58:48
Speaker 5: there was somebody, maybe it was her or somebody else
58:51
Speaker 5: said like, when There was like they there was when
58:54
Speaker 5: they joined the team, they would have photos of the
58:56
Speaker 5: women and they're like, this one.
58:58
Speaker 2: Has eight children. Yeah. These different players.
59:00
Speaker 5: She comes to the game that she is going to
59:03
Speaker 5: go to your gym. She might approach like almost like
59:07
Speaker 5: like how they do this, like don't let this person
59:09
Speaker 5: cash a check here. Like it was like literally like,
59:11
Speaker 5: she's going to find you at your Starbucks.
59:13
Speaker 3: Right.
59:14
Speaker 2: And you need to be aware of these seven women. Right.
59:18
Speaker 3: I bet.
59:18
Speaker 2: Because you're 19 and dumb or whatever. And rich, dumb.
59:23
Speaker 2: And like, it's wow.
59:26
Speaker 3: I don't know, but it interesting story.
59:28
Speaker 2: I mean, it's just, I feel bad for these guys. Yeah.
59:34
Speaker 3: You know?
59:35
Speaker 5: You know, and how people would, you know, put the
59:37
Speaker 5: hot sauce in the condom. Like, after they get rid
59:41
Speaker 5: of their condom, they're told to put hot sauce in
59:44
Speaker 5: it so that the woman can't get the condom and
59:48
Speaker 5: shove it back up there and try to get pregnant.
59:50
Speaker 5: And so there's been times where women have been caught
59:52
Speaker 5: because then their coochie's on fire.
59:55
Speaker 3: Oh, is that right?
59:55
Speaker 4: Yeah.
59:57
Speaker 5: And then you're never to accept a condom from a
59:59
Speaker 5: woman because she could have taken a safety pin and
1:00:01
Speaker 5: poked it. And then you have an unopened condom.
1:00:04
Speaker 2: Okay.
1:00:04
Speaker 5: And you would never be able to see with your
1:00:05
Speaker 5: naked eye that there's holes in it.
1:00:08
Speaker 2: Wow.
1:00:09
Speaker 3: Is there any specific hot sauce? I like Tabasco.
1:00:13
Speaker 2: I like the truff.
1:00:14
Speaker 3: I don't like truff.
1:00:16
Speaker 2: I don't like it. I love truff. I don't like it.
1:00:18
Speaker 3: I got it at Costco because everyone was raving about it.
1:00:21
Speaker 2: You don't like the pasta sauce?
1:00:23
Speaker 3: No, it's too much.
1:00:25
Speaker 2: It's never too much truffle for me.
1:00:26
Speaker 3: Too garlicky or something. I didn't like it.
1:00:28
Speaker 2: Sometimes people are just over the truffle. I'm not.
1:00:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, truffle.
1:00:31
Speaker 2: I would like to come back as a truffle pig
1:00:33
Speaker 2: in my next life because I can never have enough truffle.
1:00:37
Speaker 6: Right.
1:00:38
Speaker 2: Really? Yeah.
1:00:39
Speaker 3: I don't like the truffle.
1:00:39
Speaker 2: My friend Liz is like, it's too much for me.
1:00:41
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm with Liz. And then I'm like, oh,
1:00:44
Speaker 2: can't we get the white mushroom pizza with the truffle?
1:00:46
Speaker 2: She's like, fuck, I'm going to kill you. Yeah. Yeah.
1:00:49
Speaker 3: No, I don't like it.
1:00:50
Speaker 5: Okay, this girl, Sexy Red, denies leaking her own sex tape.
1:00:55
Speaker 2: She's a rapper.
1:00:55
Speaker 5: And I just thought it was interesting because now we
1:00:58
Speaker 5: were talking about what a scandal it was with Kim
1:01:01
Speaker 5: Kardashian's sex tape.
1:01:02
Speaker 2: And now people are just releasing their own.
1:01:04
Speaker 3: Well, a lot of people have done that over the years.
1:01:06
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:01:06
Speaker 3: There was a girl from Survivor who.
1:01:09
Speaker 2: She has a breakout song called Pound Town.
1:01:12
Speaker 3: You better believe it. Let's go.
1:01:14
Speaker 2: I love Pound Town. She really started a sex positive wave.
1:01:20
Speaker 3: Sex positive.
1:01:21
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to agree with Sexy Red.
1:01:24
Speaker 3: Sexy Red.
1:01:24
Speaker 2: I'm going to.
1:01:26
Speaker 3: Agree with her. I think more sex positive. Enough is enough.
1:01:29
Speaker 5: People are saying the reason you accidentally released your sex
1:01:33
Speaker 5: tape is because she was got bad attention. So she's
1:01:38
Speaker 5: trying to deflect attention away from her recent comments about
1:01:42
Speaker 5: Donald Trump, in which I guess she showed support for
1:01:45
Speaker 5: him while talking to Theo Vaughn on his podcast.
1:01:49
Speaker 3: Oh, all right.
1:01:51
Speaker 5: As we know, Theo doesn't care about, you know, exposing
1:01:55
Speaker 5: bad things about people.
1:01:56
Speaker 2: But yeah.
1:01:57
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, she's sex positive. Her name's Sexy Red.
1:02:00
Speaker 3: Why not have a sex tape? Yeah, and her song's
1:02:02
Speaker 3: called Pound Town. I think it all.
1:02:04
Speaker 2: It all goes together.
1:02:05
Speaker 5: But I guess she said something, so she had to, like, say,
1:02:08
Speaker 5: let me just.
1:02:09
Speaker 2: So next.
1:02:09
Speaker 5: Time I get in trouble for anything, get ready for
1:02:11
Speaker 5: a sex tape. Yeah, so that's the thing to do. Like,
1:02:15
Speaker 5: let's say everyone's like, whoa, Chris said something on his podcast,
1:02:19
Speaker 5: and it was bad.
1:02:20
Speaker 2: You are going to just need to accidentally... Or.
1:02:26
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody needs to see that, you know?
1:02:29
Speaker 2: Or just like something just like nude.
1:02:32
Speaker 5: And then you have to act like, I can't believe like,
1:02:36
Speaker 5: like I guess in her case, like I guess if someone,
1:02:38
Speaker 5: I guess the thing to new PR thing to do
1:02:40
Speaker 5: is you get in trouble for something. People are like,
1:02:42
Speaker 5: I can't believe that she supported this political cause.
1:02:45
Speaker 2: I don't like.
1:02:45
Speaker 3: Right.
1:02:46
Speaker 5: So then you tell like, so then you act, you
1:02:49
Speaker 5: tell your people act like some old flame and, posted
1:02:53
Speaker 5: you know and then everyone's like oh my god we're
1:02:55
Speaker 5: seeing this because you're like i don't care if someone
1:02:57
Speaker 5: sees me having sex but then that deflects from the
1:02:59
Speaker 5: fact that they're mad that you didn't say the politically
1:03:03
Speaker 5: correct thing yeah.
1:03:06
Speaker 3: I think that's a new way to get out of
1:03:07
Speaker 3: it really need to adopt and i'm surprised more people
1:03:11
Speaker 3: don't especially like a hassan minaj or even sexy even
1:03:14
Speaker 3: sexy red yeah uh i think more people really need
1:03:17
Speaker 3: to adopt like just saying fuck off You know, I'm
1:03:22
Speaker 3: surprised more people don't. Like if Samanaj came out today
1:03:25
Speaker 3: and go, yeah, I made up some stories.
1:03:28
Speaker 2: Big deal.
1:03:28
Speaker 3: Fuck off. I feel that would fix everything. And I
1:03:32
Speaker 3: don't know why more people don't take that approach. Because
1:03:36
Speaker 3: Samanaj can go on to do a podcast and be
1:03:39
Speaker 3: fine in life.
1:03:40
Speaker 2: Yes.
1:03:40
Speaker 3: He doesn't need the tour and make a ton of money.
1:03:45
Speaker 3: He doesn't need to be on The Daily Show anymore,
1:03:47
Speaker 3: Comedy Central or anything. Sexy Red can do fine releasing
1:03:51
Speaker 3: her stuff on her own.
1:03:53
Speaker 2: But is Hasan like so hilarious like a Louis C.K.
1:03:57
Speaker 2: that his audience, like the Louis C.K. audience, it doesn't
1:04:02
Speaker 2: care that he whipped out.
1:04:04
Speaker 5: His dick and masturbated in front of some women because
1:04:06
Speaker 5: they've probably done it too.
1:04:07
Speaker 2: Right.
1:04:07
Speaker 5: So they're like, you know, like that's not, you're on
1:04:11
Speaker 5: the totem pole of like being a creep from the,
1:04:14
Speaker 5: last five years they put a lower middle.
1:04:17
Speaker 2: Half or whatever.
1:04:19
Speaker 5: And so, I don't know how hardcore his audience is.
1:04:24
Speaker 5: I think there's certain people where their audience will be like,
1:04:27
Speaker 5: I don't care what you do. And just go away
1:04:31
Speaker 5: for six months and come back and then address it
1:04:34
Speaker 5: at the top of the show and smirk and then
1:04:37
Speaker 5: get into your stuff.
1:04:39
Speaker 2: Right.
1:04:40
Speaker 3: I mean, I think you guys, I forget who you
1:04:41
Speaker 3: had on who was talking about it recently, you know,
1:04:44
Speaker 3: about Hugh Grant.
1:04:45
Speaker 2: Right.
1:04:45
Speaker 3: It was Brad, I think, Brad Welch. Yeah. And it
1:04:48
Speaker 3: was kind of the best way to handle that at
1:04:50
Speaker 3: the time. I mean, we all remember how big a
1:04:52
Speaker 3: scandal that was.
1:04:53
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:04:53
Speaker 3: And he just went on, smirked, and now he's playing
1:04:57
Speaker 3: in Oompa Loompa in the new- And.
1:04:59
Speaker 2: He's the only one. Yeah. And all the Oompa Loompas
1:05:02
Speaker 2: didn't get a job. I know.
1:05:03
Speaker 3: And all the little people are very, they're like, wait
1:05:05
Speaker 3: a minute.
1:05:06
Speaker 2: I could have done this. Wait, is that show coming
1:05:08
Speaker 2: back again?
1:05:09
Speaker 3: Willy Wonka, Timothee Chalamet.
1:05:11
Speaker 2: Oh, that's right. That's right.
1:05:13
Speaker 3: And Hugh Grant's one of the Oompa Loompas.
1:05:14
Speaker 5: But, you know, they did the same thing with the
1:05:17
Speaker 5: one- Seven to War. No, but they also did the
1:05:19
Speaker 5: same thing when they redid it with Johnny Depp.
1:05:22
Speaker 2: Yes.
1:05:23
Speaker 5: They didn't have a bunch of little people. They had
1:05:25
Speaker 5: one guy dancing around that they, you know, repeated.
1:05:30
Speaker 2: Greatest little people story ever.
1:05:31
Speaker 3: I know we've probably talked about it before on this show,
1:05:34
Speaker 3: but I'm going to say it one more time because-
1:05:37
Speaker 3: It was wrong, but yet hilarious. We did a sketch
1:05:41
Speaker 3: for Chelsea Lately where we needed a bunch of little people.
1:05:44
Speaker 3: It was going to be a chewy thing. And we
1:05:46
Speaker 3: were at Chelsea's house.
1:05:47
Speaker 2: Yes, a chewy pool party.
1:05:49
Speaker 3: Yeah, a chewy pool party. And we had a bunch
1:05:51
Speaker 3: of little people come. And there was one person who
1:05:53
Speaker 3: showed up. We had cast these people. And one person
1:05:56
Speaker 3: showed up who looked small, little, short, but not necessarily
1:06:02
Speaker 3: a little person. And we were like, hmm. Yeah, I
1:06:07
Speaker 3: don't know if this one's going to work. So we
1:06:09
Speaker 3: had to have one of the production assistants, because we
1:06:10
Speaker 3: were cowards and didn't want to do it. We had
1:06:13
Speaker 3: to have one of the production assistants go over to
1:06:14
Speaker 3: the woman and say, thank you for coming, but I
1:06:17
Speaker 3: don't believe you're a little person.
1:06:19
Speaker 5: Did they get out the measuring tape? Because legally, you
1:06:23
Speaker 5: can be considered a little person legally.
1:06:25
Speaker 2: I think you have to be 4'9 or under. You
1:06:27
Speaker 2: cannot be 4'11.
1:06:31
Speaker 3: I know this woman was like 4'11. And we couldn't,
1:06:35
Speaker 3: we were just like, we're sorry. We gotta, sorry, we can't.
1:06:38
Speaker 3: And she got into her car with nine other people.
1:06:41
Speaker 3: Just kidding. And they drove to this. No, but yeah, it's,
1:06:46
Speaker 3: I remember having to send that woman home because she
1:06:49
Speaker 3: was not, she was 4'11.
1:06:51
Speaker 2: You know how there's like TikToks.
1:06:53
Speaker 3: The things we had to do on that show.
1:06:54
Speaker 2: You know how.
1:06:54
Speaker 5: There's like those TikTok stitches where people are like, Is
1:06:58
Speaker 5: there a word you mispronounce that has haunted you for
1:07:01
Speaker 5: the rest of your life or whatever?
1:07:02
Speaker 2: Well, I have so many, forget it.
1:07:04
Speaker 5: But like there is this one time I was at
1:07:07
Speaker 5: the Groundlings seeing a show and it was before Chelsea Lately.
1:07:11
Speaker 5: Maybe I was in my 20s. This will haunt me.
1:07:15
Speaker 2: And there was this person, okay? Long blonde hair and
1:07:21
Speaker 2: like bell-bottom and like a little stylish like leopard coat. Right.
1:07:27
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh my God, look how cute
1:07:29
Speaker 5: that little girl is. And then she turned around and
1:07:32
Speaker 5: she was a little person.
1:07:36
Speaker 2: It still haunts me. I mean, I still see myself
1:07:39
Speaker 2: exactly how that I must have felt. But I mean,
1:07:42
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I just saw her from the back.
1:07:44
Speaker 5: And I just, I thought it was just someone brought
1:07:46
Speaker 5: their kid that they really stylishly dressed in adult way,
1:07:50
Speaker 5: which a lot of people do.
1:07:51
Speaker 2: Right. I'm pretty sure she heard me. yeah yeah and
1:07:58
Speaker 2: I'm just still like.
1:07:59
Speaker 5: Yeah there's things that I just feel so bad about
1:08:02
Speaker 5: I was.
1:08:02
Speaker 3: Walking with Chewy one time in Japan we were there
1:08:05
Speaker 3: for something I forgot and Chewy and I were walking
1:08:07
Speaker 3: down the street in Japan and Chewy his whole life
1:08:10
Speaker 3: must have had people pointing at him and stuff that's
1:08:12
Speaker 3: just the way it is and little kids will point
1:08:14
Speaker 3: and do whatever so some little kid in Japan had
1:08:18
Speaker 3: pointed at Chewy and said something like look at mommy
1:08:20
Speaker 3: look at that little person and I think it it
1:08:24
Speaker 3: was 60 years of people pointing at him had just finally,
1:08:28
Speaker 3: he snapped. And I was standing right there. And he
1:08:31
Speaker 3: turned to this little four-year-old who was wearing like a
1:08:33
Speaker 3: weird hat. And he goes, look at you. Look at you.
1:08:36
Speaker 2: And look at your stupid hat. I was like, oh no.
1:08:40
Speaker 3: Oh no, Chewie, come on. Let's go.
1:08:42
Speaker 2: Like, sorry.
1:08:43
Speaker 3: I mean, it was wild that I had to like
1:08:45
Speaker 3: take him away because he was, he was ready to
1:08:48
Speaker 3: fight a four-year-old in Japan.
1:08:50
Speaker 2: Oh my God.
1:08:51
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:08:51
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I mean, that's, Yeah. You should have told
1:08:55
Speaker 2: them all of you must have been.
1:08:56
Speaker 4: Right.
1:08:57
Speaker 5: You know, because I hear that when you go to
1:08:59
Speaker 5: Japan and you're like. blonde or whatever. They are like
1:09:02
Speaker 5: very excited.
1:09:03
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:09:03
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:09:04
Speaker 3: Anyway.
1:09:06
Speaker 2: This guy, I saw this from Hollywood Unlocked.
1:09:09
Speaker 5: It says Gunplay has reportedly lost custody of his daughter
1:09:12
Speaker 5: after not showing up for court. And I just want
1:09:15
Speaker 5: to say, I do think it would be hard if
1:09:18
Speaker 5: your name was Gunplay.
1:09:21
Speaker 2: To say I'm really the fit parent.
1:09:23
Speaker 5: Like maybe think about these names in case you don't
1:09:27
Speaker 5: stay with the mother of your child.
1:09:29
Speaker 2: It's got to be a little bit harder.
1:09:31
Speaker 5: And part of the reason that she won is because
1:09:34
Speaker 5: the wife alleged that he pulled a gun.
1:09:39
Speaker 2: On her while she was holding the daughter. So his
1:09:41
Speaker 2: name was Gunplay. Right. And then he held a gun
1:09:43
Speaker 2: on her. Yeah.
1:09:44
Speaker 5: And then he didn't show up for court. And he's like,
1:09:47
Speaker 5: why won't you let me be with my daughter, Judge?
1:09:49
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:09:51
Speaker 3: I always love when they have to, because when they
1:09:52
Speaker 3: go to court, they have to say their real name.
1:09:54
Speaker 3: You know, Gunplay, a.k.a. Todd Stevens. You know, just like
1:09:57
Speaker 3: a normal, regular guy name.
1:10:01
Speaker 2: I always, yeah, I always think it's just so funny. Like,
1:10:04
Speaker 2: you know, like all the names, the Bad Bunny. Right. And,
1:10:09
Speaker 2: you know, like 50 Cent, his name was Curtis.
1:10:11
Speaker 3: Right, yeah, Curtis Jackson.
1:10:12
Speaker 2: And so when Chelsea was dating, it was like, oh,
1:10:14
Speaker 2: it's Curtis. You know, like, I was like, oh.
1:10:16
Speaker 3: Yeah, he always introduced himself as Curtis when we met him.
1:10:19
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:10:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, so.
1:10:21
Speaker 2: But I guess it was weird. And then it wasn't 50.
1:10:22
Speaker 2: It was 50.
1:10:23
Speaker 3: 50, yeah. But it was.
1:10:25
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:10:26
Speaker 3: I never called him that.
1:10:27
Speaker 2: Oh, he's coming after... I guess he's coming after P.
1:10:30
Speaker 3: Diddy.
1:10:31
Speaker 2: This whole thing with the guy singing like a canary
1:10:35
Speaker 2: about we're going to finally find out.
1:10:37
Speaker 3: Tupac and Biggie.
1:10:39
Speaker 2: And people thinking P. Diddy or Puff Daddy or whatever
1:10:41
Speaker 2: you want to call him, Sean Combs, was involved. Yeah.
1:10:45
Speaker 5: And did he know this was coming down? And this
1:10:47
Speaker 5: is why he gave all of his artists their... writes
1:10:50
Speaker 5: their music back, what other stuff is going on with his,
1:10:54
Speaker 5: you know, he'd like, you know, have all these young
1:10:57
Speaker 5: male artists in his camp that he would, there's rumors
1:11:01
Speaker 5: about that.
1:11:02
Speaker 2: Whoa. You haven't heard about that?
1:11:04
Speaker 3: I mean, I heard about it, you know.
1:11:06
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. Fitty Curtis, he likes to talk. Now,
1:11:11
Speaker 2: California has banned the red food dye found in Skittles.
1:11:15
Speaker 3: Yep.
1:11:16
Speaker 2: Yeah. And it's also in PediaSure.
1:11:20
Speaker 3: It's in everything. I've read like a million things, but yeah.
1:11:24
Speaker 2: I don't know. My son had a lot of PediaSure,
1:11:27
Speaker 2: so I'm sorry, Drake. I don't know what to say.
1:11:29
Speaker 3: He seems fine, right?
1:11:32
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, it made him real tall. Yeah. I mean,
1:11:37
Speaker 2: I would probably say, I guess, I don't know.
1:11:39
Speaker 5: I guess Peter sure can go back and just take
1:11:42
Speaker 5: it out, or is it so much stuff that you
1:11:44
Speaker 5: can't take it out?
1:11:44
Speaker 2: Is the whole product just done?
1:11:46
Speaker 3: No, I think they just have to take it out.
1:11:48
Speaker 3: They just have to take out the red dye number three,
1:11:50
Speaker 3: and you can still have Skittles. Like Mario Lopez was
1:11:53
Speaker 3: very upset. He posted about this, that he was upset
1:11:56
Speaker 3: that this is He believes there's bigger problems in the
1:11:58
Speaker 3: world than going after Skittles.
1:12:00
Speaker 2: Well, there are bigger problems, but still, this is a problem.
1:12:03
Speaker 2: Who cares? If all these other countries are saying it's bad,
1:12:07
Speaker 2: it causes cancer, why are we like, we don't care? Like,
1:12:10
Speaker 2: just eat something else.
1:12:12
Speaker 3: I don't even like Skittles. How do you like that?
1:12:14
Speaker 2: I actually like them.
1:12:15
Speaker 3: Do you really?
1:12:16
Speaker 2: And my kids really did like them. Yeah?
1:12:18
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they're just, like, refreshing and just, like, you
1:12:20
Speaker 5: only need a handful and just that burst of flavor.
1:12:23
Speaker 3: Okay, too chewy. I'm just going to say too chewy.
1:12:26
Speaker 2: What about Starburst?
1:12:28
Speaker 3: It's not my first choice.
1:12:30
Speaker 2: What about... Do you.
1:12:32
Speaker 3: Remember, speaking of red dye number three, do you remember
1:12:37
Speaker 3: when they just discontinued red M & M' s? When we
1:12:40
Speaker 3: were younger, there were red M & M' s in the bag.
1:12:43
Speaker 3: Then they said, no more red M & M' s because
1:12:45
Speaker 3: of red dye number three. We can't do any more
1:12:48
Speaker 3: red M & M' s. And then for years, there were
1:12:49
Speaker 3: no red M & M' s. And then boom, red M
1:12:53
Speaker 3: & Ms were back because I guess they started putting
1:12:54
Speaker 3: red dye number three back in. But they knew in
1:12:56
Speaker 3: the 70s that it was a problem.
1:12:59
Speaker 2: Did you hear about this new thing for little kids?
1:13:02
Speaker 2: I think it's so good. Okay, so you go trick-or-treating
1:13:04
Speaker 2: with your kid.
1:13:06
Speaker 5: And then you come home and you say, take out
1:13:10
Speaker 5: all the candy and you're like, pick five or whatever.
1:13:13
Speaker 5: And then we're going to put the rest out for
1:13:15
Speaker 5: the witch switch or something to come. And then in
1:13:19
Speaker 5: the morning- there's like a Barbie and the candy's been taken.
1:13:24
Speaker 2: And so then she's all excited the next.
1:13:26
Speaker 5: Day to get her gift from the witch switch or
1:13:29
Speaker 5: switch witch or whatever.
1:13:30
Speaker 3: Right.
1:13:30
Speaker 5: And then you don't have to deal with this candy
1:13:33
Speaker 5: and you can just chuck it or you can put
1:13:34
Speaker 5: it away or whatever. She doesn't have to ask about
1:13:37
Speaker 5: it anymore.
1:13:37
Speaker 3: Pretty good idea.
1:13:38
Speaker 2: I think that's a really good idea.
1:13:39
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:13:40
Speaker 2: Cause the fun of it is just going around and
1:13:42
Speaker 2: getting it. Right. I always remember like people would be like, Oh,
1:13:45
Speaker 2: well then you can donate it or whatever. I'm like,
1:13:46
Speaker 2: but then I don't, Nobody should hate having this much candy.
1:13:50
Speaker 3: Right.
1:13:52
Speaker 2: I wish there were more easy things to give out
1:13:55
Speaker 2: that aren't candy. I feel like we're donating.
1:13:57
Speaker 3: I was in the airport yesterday.
1:14:01
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:14:01
Speaker 3: And I'm ringing up something at one of those Hudson
1:14:04
Speaker 3: News places or whatever.
1:14:05
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:14:06
Speaker 3: And the woman goes, do you want to donate a
1:14:07
Speaker 3: bottle of water to the troops? I was like, the
1:14:10
Speaker 3: American troops? Like, I feel like they got enough water.
1:14:14
Speaker 3: You know, I don't think American troops would do.
1:14:20
Speaker 6: It.
1:14:20
Speaker 2: Well, also, it's like so weird. Like, okay, we're going
1:14:22
Speaker 2: to put this one aside. That's going to go in
1:14:23
Speaker 2: a box. I know. I'm like, why would it just
1:14:25
Speaker 2: be a dollar?
1:14:25
Speaker 3: I feel there's going to be a disconnect between me
1:14:28
Speaker 3: and this lady and that water getting to the guy
1:14:32
Speaker 3: in Kabul. I don't know if that's going to happen. So,
1:14:35
Speaker 3: but the questions now, before I actually get to the
1:14:38
Speaker 3: point where I'm out the door.
1:14:40
Speaker 2: Or doing the dollar.
1:14:40
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:14:41
Speaker 2: I was just going to ask you a quick question.
1:14:43
Speaker 5: And it's like, I always do the dollar because I'm like,
1:14:47
Speaker 5: God forbid I don't do the dollar.
1:14:48
Speaker 2: And this girl does a TikTok about me that I
1:14:50
Speaker 2: didn't do the dollar.
1:14:51
Speaker 3: You mean the tip or the charity?
1:14:53
Speaker 2: No, the tip.
1:14:54
Speaker 3: You get about four of them now.
1:14:55
Speaker 2: It's the tip.
1:14:56
Speaker 3: It's the charity. It's the, what do you think of me?
1:14:59
Speaker 3: What do you think of the service? One, give it
1:15:02
Speaker 3: a one to 10. Yeah. You get that one now.
1:15:04
Speaker 2: And it's like, for the coffee, you add the dollar. Yeah.
1:15:09
Speaker 2: And then you're just like, you know what? I want
1:15:11
Speaker 2: the people to have the dollar.
1:15:13
Speaker 3: Right.
1:15:14
Speaker 2: But then you're like, I'm the asshole that just spent
1:15:17
Speaker 2: $ 7 on a coffee. Yeah. Like, what the fuck was that?
1:15:20
Speaker 3: I know.
1:15:21
Speaker 5: Like, why am I ever getting, I do not deserve it.
1:15:24
Speaker 5: I don't deserve a $ 7 coffee.
1:15:25
Speaker 3: Like, I just don't. I was a tipped employee for
1:15:27
Speaker 3: many years, so I have the soft spot.
1:15:29
Speaker 2: In my heart. I'll do it.
1:15:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
1:15:31
Speaker 5: But it kind of makes me, as I'm getting in line,
1:15:33
Speaker 5: being like, It's just hard for me. I can afford it, whatever,
1:15:37
Speaker 5: but it's just hard for me to be like, just
1:15:39
Speaker 5: going in general.
1:15:40
Speaker 2: I don't want to... I just feel like that's such
1:15:43
Speaker 2: a waste. I think about it, and I'm like, God,
1:15:45
Speaker 2: minimum wage is this much.
1:15:47
Speaker 5: If someone wanted a coffee that made minimum wage, this
1:15:49
Speaker 5: would be half their minimum wage.
1:15:50
Speaker 2: I don't know how people do it. Just one coffee.
1:15:52
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw a thing yesterday that they're saying, and
1:15:55
Speaker 3: a lot of people are going back to work still.
1:15:57
Speaker 3: A lot of these places are still vacant, and they
1:16:01
Speaker 3: were saying, if you go into a city, whatever, New
1:16:04
Speaker 3: York city, say coming from Jersey or Long Island, you
1:16:06
Speaker 3: go into New York city to work, you spend about
1:16:10
Speaker 3: $ 50 a day, uh, on, you know, out, out going
1:16:13
Speaker 3: to work for lunch, for coffee, for the commute, for whatever.
1:16:18
Speaker 3: And that, that's no longer out there. That 50 bucks,
1:16:21
Speaker 3: you know, multiplied by what I have 300 million people
1:16:25
Speaker 3: or whatever. That's now no longer a part of the,
1:16:28
Speaker 3: you know, This commerce, wheels of commerce.
1:16:32
Speaker 2: Oh, they're missing out.
1:16:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're missing out. So you stay home, work from home,
1:16:37
Speaker 3: you're not putting out 50 bucks a day. Right.
1:16:40
Speaker 2: So, I mean, I feel like I walk.
1:16:42
Speaker 3: Out of the house, it's $ 1, 000 a day. I can't
1:16:47
Speaker 3: leave the house for less than that. It's always just, what?
1:16:50
Speaker 3: I got to buy some stupid skeleton. We got 50
1:16:54
Speaker 3: fucking skeletons at the house now. We're all sane and dense.
1:16:57
Speaker 2: I can't.
1:16:58
Speaker 3: Like, it's a good thing I'm not, like, a cheater
1:17:00
Speaker 3: or anything. Like, trying to walk into my house now,
1:17:03
Speaker 3: it's like every fucking....
1:17:07
Speaker 2: Every skeleton singing. Oh, my God, I want to come
1:17:09
Speaker 2: over and see it.
1:17:10
Speaker 3: Because they're all motion activated, and they're all singing and
1:17:12
Speaker 3: dancing on the way in. I can't sneak out.
1:17:15
Speaker 5: So, NASA plans to build houses on the.
1:17:17
Speaker 2: Moon by 2040. Yeah.
1:17:20
Speaker 3: Perfect.
1:17:22
Speaker 2: Who is going there? Like, and then all the comments
1:17:25
Speaker 2: were like, really? Like, this is the plan? What... I
1:17:29
Speaker 2: don't know. I guess they're doing these 3D houses or
1:17:31
Speaker 2: the 3D printer houses. Yeah. Okay. But I still think,
1:17:36
Speaker 2: you know, whatever. I never want to go. Go ahead.
1:17:40
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
1:17:41
Speaker 5: Why would I want to be bouncing around at the moon?
1:17:45
Speaker 5: Or when you go in your house, you don't bounce around.
1:17:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's like 400 degrees on the moon or something.
1:17:49
Speaker 3: I don't think you can go outside.
1:17:51
Speaker 2: I mean, it's bad enough that we make construction workers
1:17:53
Speaker 2: work when it's like 110. Now they have to go
1:17:56
Speaker 2: over there. Right.
1:17:58
Speaker 5: Eat their sandwich on the side of the moon floating away.
1:18:04
Speaker 5: I just see this and I'm just like, Oh my God,
1:18:07
Speaker 5: I don't even want to. There's so many things in
1:18:09
Speaker 5: the world that happened, you know, that are horrible that
1:18:11
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm really glad my parents are dead.
1:18:13
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
1:18:14
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:18:15
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm curious to know what they would think,
1:18:16
Speaker 5: but I also think they'd be so sad that I'm like,
1:18:19
Speaker 5: I'm glad they're not seeing it.
1:18:20
Speaker 2: Only fans. Okay. This cop, um, female cop pulled this
1:18:25
Speaker 2: guy over.
1:18:25
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:18:26
Speaker 5: And he was like, excuse me. Like, I just paid
1:18:29
Speaker 5: twenty nine dollars. The driver said the driver she pulled
1:18:34
Speaker 5: over definitely has a problem with it. He goes, I
1:18:36
Speaker 5: wouldn't want her to be arresting me when I just
1:18:38
Speaker 5: saw you and your husband last night for twenty nine
1:18:40
Speaker 5: ninety nine having sex on OnlyFans.
1:18:42
Speaker 2: So she's the hardcore OnlyFans.
1:18:44
Speaker 3: She does the sex.
1:18:45
Speaker 2: Yeah. She's not doing the Denise Richards who's doing collabs
1:18:48
Speaker 2: with her own daughter.
1:18:49
Speaker 3: Right.
1:18:50
Speaker 2: See me and Charlie Sheen's daughter. We're doing an OnlyFans collab.
1:18:53
Speaker 3: They're doing collabs.
1:18:54
Speaker 2: Are they in a bikini or anything?
1:18:55
Speaker 5: They're probably just doing sexy outfits and photo shoots. I mean,
1:18:58
Speaker 5: I don't think she's making out with her daughter. But
1:19:01
Speaker 5: what are you going to do? She doesn't get child
1:19:04
Speaker 5: support anymore from Charlie Sheen.
1:19:05
Speaker 2: Right.
1:19:06
Speaker 5: And she doesn't want to go to Canada to do
1:19:08
Speaker 5: any Hallmark movies, so she's going to do a collab
1:19:10
Speaker 5: with her daughter, and the daughter doesn't want to be
1:19:11
Speaker 5: an actress.
1:19:11
Speaker 2: The daughter's like, I don't want to learn sitcom lines.
1:19:13
Speaker 3: She's on it, yeah.
1:19:14
Speaker 2: I just want to do this OnlyFans.
1:19:15
Speaker 3: Isn't she doing hardcore stuff too, though?
1:19:18
Speaker 5: The daughter, she said, I've got to show my boobs
1:19:21
Speaker 5: after I get my boob job, was the last thing
1:19:23
Speaker 5: I read, so I think she's gotten a boob job.
1:19:25
Speaker 2: She was saving it for that. You know what?
1:19:28
Speaker 3: I'm moving to the moon.
1:19:29
Speaker 2: I know. Maybe we do go to the moon.
1:19:31
Speaker 3: I've had about enough of all of this.
1:19:32
Speaker 2: How do you do OnlyFans if you.
1:19:33
Speaker 5: Have to stay in that outfit, bouncing around? This is
1:19:37
Speaker 5: for only people not OnlyFans can go to the moon. Anyway, people,
1:19:40
Speaker 5: you're not supposed to have a side job, I guess,
1:19:42
Speaker 5: when you're in the police.
1:19:44
Speaker 2: This is the Minneapolis cops. You're not supposed to have
1:19:46
Speaker 2: a side job.
1:19:47
Speaker 5: So they don't know what to do because this is
1:19:49
Speaker 5: not really like she's, it's not like she's working at
1:19:51
Speaker 5: a restaurant on her off days.
1:19:53
Speaker 3: I feel like a lot of people are getting busted
1:19:55
Speaker 3: like teachers and stuff and OnlyFans. I mean, whatever. If
1:20:00
Speaker 3: people want to go out there, they're trying to really
1:20:02
Speaker 3: turn this into a comedy thing. I don't know if
1:20:04
Speaker 3: you've been approached yet what do you mean a comedy
1:20:06
Speaker 3: thing only fans they're trying to get away.
1:20:08
Speaker 2: From like the porn put.
1:20:10
Speaker 3: Your comedy special on only fans and things like that
1:20:13
Speaker 3: but it does have such a like the first thing
1:20:16
Speaker 3: people think is porn when they think only.
1:20:18
Speaker 5: Fans I always feel like why is someone trying to
1:20:20
Speaker 5: de-brand something that's super successful.
1:20:22
Speaker 3: Just lean in just let it be porn just let it.
1:20:24
Speaker 2: Be porn let it be the naked stuff.
1:20:26
Speaker 3: Yeah we I mean I love we got a shoehorn
1:20:29
Speaker 3: comedy into everything leave the let the porn people have
1:20:32
Speaker 3: their porn no comedy.
1:20:34
Speaker 2: Bullshit I know, but at first I thought that.
1:20:37
Speaker 5: I'm like, wait, is this for people to do their
1:20:40
Speaker 5: stand-up and lingerie?
1:20:41
Speaker 2: I didn't know what the fuck they were asking me.
1:20:42
Speaker 3: No, they were actually trying to make it a legitimate,
1:20:45
Speaker 3: not just porn.
1:20:47
Speaker 2: Chet Hanks, son of Tom Hanks. Yeah.
1:20:49
Speaker 5: He is supposedly flirting with Kim Zolciak, who's going through
1:20:52
Speaker 5: her divorce, on the Surreal Life MTV. You know that
1:20:58
Speaker 5: everyone thinks they stole the cancel house idea.
1:21:01
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:21:01
Speaker 2: It's called Villain House. House of Villains.
1:21:03
Speaker 3: House of Villains on E.
1:21:04
Speaker 2: On E.
1:21:05
Speaker 5: I definitely think it's not... I think, again, our idea, yes.
1:21:10
Speaker 5: Do I think someone listened to it?
1:21:12
Speaker 2: Maybe. Right.
1:21:13
Speaker 5: And then realized it will be a lot easier to
1:21:15
Speaker 5: get a bunch of has-been villains from reality shows than
1:21:19
Speaker 5: getting people that were canceled that might want to come back.
1:21:22
Speaker 3: Right.
1:21:23
Speaker 2: So your idea of cancel house, of taking all the
1:21:25
Speaker 2: canceled people... Mm-hmm.
1:21:27
Speaker 5: Was a better idea in concept, but executing, I think
1:21:31
Speaker 5: it would have been hard.
1:21:31
Speaker 3: It would have been, yeah. You're not going to get
1:21:32
Speaker 3: Matt Lauer and Kevin Spacey to live in a house together.
1:21:35
Speaker 3: It would have been great, but you're not.
1:21:37
Speaker 2: No, you're not.
1:21:38
Speaker 3: Ever.
1:21:39
Speaker 5: So you're only going to get these people that were
1:21:40
Speaker 5: like dicks on the reality show.
1:21:42
Speaker 2: Yeah. Right. I'm going to go.
1:21:46
Speaker 5: Jax is on it from Vanderpump, and his restaurant is
1:21:49
Speaker 5: opening up, so he's having something for it.
1:21:51
Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
1:21:52
Speaker 2: So I'm going to go and see his restaurant, which
1:21:55
Speaker 2: is in the Valley.
1:21:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's over- I drove past it.
1:21:59
Speaker 2: I'm going to go see that and then, you know,
1:22:01
Speaker 2: watch it. But whatever. I mean, good for him. Yeah.
1:22:04
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what he's supposed to do.
1:22:06
Speaker 5: But supposedly they're flirting. And I think Chet Hanks is
1:22:08
Speaker 5: such a weirdo. So I think that'll be kind of
1:22:10
Speaker 5: fun to watch.
1:22:11
Speaker 3: I mean, he's really the Rita Wilson, Tom Hanks kid.
1:22:15
Speaker 2: He's a Rita Wilson one. Then he has the other one, Colin.
1:22:20
Speaker 3: Colin, who looks just like Tom.
1:22:22
Speaker 2: And is married and a kid. And then he's the
1:22:26
Speaker 2: white rapper and has said controversial things and all that
1:22:31
Speaker 2: kind of stuff.
1:22:32
Speaker 3: But he looks nothing like Tom Hanks. This guy, Chet.
1:22:34
Speaker 3: He doesn't look like Tom Hanks. And Colin looks just
1:22:38
Speaker 3: like Tom Hanks.
1:22:38
Speaker 2: Right.
1:22:39
Speaker 5: And then there's another show that he could have been
1:22:41
Speaker 5: on that was like, famous by association or something it
1:22:44
Speaker 5: was like where people would have to guess who are
1:22:47
Speaker 5: you oh i'm the niece of tom hanks or i'm
1:22:50
Speaker 5: the did you ever see i never watched it one
1:22:52
Speaker 5: of the jonas brothers was like the host oh really
1:22:55
Speaker 5: and it was like um and people i know you
1:22:57
Speaker 5: should watch it but then they were you'd have to
1:22:59
Speaker 5: guess so they're in a house and then they're guessing
1:23:02
Speaker 5: like your brother would be there okay almost like a
1:23:05
Speaker 5: mass singer but yeah that without their mask on and
1:23:08
Speaker 5: they're kind of like And then if they guess who
1:23:10
Speaker 5: you are, then you get kicked out. But I'm like,
1:23:12
Speaker 5: it's just not hard to guess who these people are.
1:23:14
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:23:16
Speaker 2: So I don't know if it was that big.
1:23:17
Speaker 5: Of a hit, but that was like on regular show.
1:23:19
Speaker 5: And I don't know if anyone cares about these shows anymore.
1:23:23
Speaker 4: No.
1:23:23
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
1:23:25
Speaker 3: Like who's on The Surreal Life?
1:23:27
Speaker 2: The Surreal Life, again, I only recognize like half of them.
1:23:31
Speaker 2: The House of Villains, I only recognize half of them.
1:23:33
Speaker 2: Because if you don't watch.
1:23:35
Speaker 5: basketball wives or you don't watch housewives or something and
1:23:37
Speaker 5: someone's there's no real housewives on it oh i think
1:23:40
Speaker 5: daniel stobb makes an appearance from new jersey but like
1:23:43
Speaker 5: like jacks is probably the biggest person and then i
1:23:45
Speaker 5: see in the preview that spencer pratt like makes an appearance.
1:23:48
Speaker 3: And oh i saw that he'll show up in the
1:23:50
Speaker 3: house and then they goof on him like who it's
1:23:53
Speaker 3: you know he goes um i'm spencer pratt and then
1:23:56
Speaker 3: like the next five people like who's that old man
1:23:59
Speaker 3: or whatever all right Yeah, so I watched the Trello
1:24:05
Speaker 3: for it.
1:24:05
Speaker 2: It could be kind of funny. Let me see what
1:24:08
Speaker 2: else I want to say. Here's my headshot. I found it.
1:24:11
Speaker 3: Oh, I remember that headshot.
1:24:12
Speaker 2: Yeah. This is when I.
1:24:13
Speaker 5: Talked about it on Tuesday's show. So I found it
1:24:16
Speaker 5: and posted it. Shannon had it. And I just can't
1:24:20
Speaker 5: believe I never booked anything.
1:24:22
Speaker 3: Never, right?
1:24:23
Speaker 5: I did book a Marine Land commercial, which was like
1:24:26
Speaker 5: a poor man's SeaWorld, and it was out in Palos Verdes.
1:24:30
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that's where now– what's the hotel in
1:24:33
Speaker 2: the Palos Verdes?
1:24:34
Speaker 3: I don't know.
1:24:34
Speaker 2: I was picking something up. What was the– wait.
1:24:41
Speaker 5: There's a hotel like there now. It's like a fancy
1:24:43
Speaker 5: hotel in Palos Verdes.
1:24:44
Speaker 2: Yeah. And there was this place called Marine Land with
1:24:49
Speaker 2: the things that– Like a SeaWorld.
1:24:51
Speaker 3: SeaWorld, yeah.
1:24:51
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:24:53
Speaker 5: And I got the part because they were introducing the
1:24:57
Speaker 5: fact that the mom and the child whale were going
1:25:01
Speaker 5: to do an act together, whatever. And so I remember
1:25:06
Speaker 5: they're like, this is your dad. Pretend this is your dad.
1:25:09
Speaker 5: And my dad was.
1:25:09
Speaker 2: Like 45 when he had me. So at this point
1:25:12
Speaker 2: he's like over 50 and he always had white hair.
1:25:14
Speaker 2: And they gave me this dad that I'm like, are
1:25:16
Speaker 2: you kidding me? Like this guy's like hot as shit.
1:25:19
Speaker 5: Like he was like, I just remember I had to like,
1:25:21
Speaker 5: bounce on his arm and he was so young and
1:25:23
Speaker 5: fit I was like this is.
1:25:25
Speaker 2: My dad this is the only part I booked I
1:25:28
Speaker 2: was like.
1:25:31
Speaker 3: Now that could be on OnlyFans they could put that commercial.
1:25:36
Speaker 5: So I'm like and I had to point and be
1:25:39
Speaker 5: like look look you know look.
1:25:42
Speaker 2: At the Shamu and her daughter or whatever and then
1:25:46
Speaker 2: so we're waiting for the commercial to come out we're
1:25:48
Speaker 2: waiting for and Back then, we just had to have
1:25:51
Speaker 2: the TV on to see our commercials. My sister had
1:25:54
Speaker 2: all these commercials, like detergents and all these products.
1:25:58
Speaker 3: Really?
1:25:58
Speaker 2: You guys were all in the business? Shannon did really well, yeah.
1:26:01
Speaker 2: But I didn't.
1:26:02
Speaker 5: And so then I'm like, finally, I booked something. I'm
1:26:07
Speaker 5: so excited to see it. And I remember where we
1:26:10
Speaker 5: were in the kitchen. We had this TV at the
1:26:12
Speaker 5: end of this long table. And the news breaks, like
1:26:15
Speaker 5: very sad news out of Palos Verdes at Marineland.
1:26:19
Speaker 2: The mother freaked out.
1:26:24
Speaker 3: The mother, like whale?
1:26:26
Speaker 2: Smothered the baby.
1:26:27
Speaker 5: So my whole commercial, the killer whale somehow killed its child.
1:26:32
Speaker 5: So now my whole commercial that was about the baby.
1:26:36
Speaker 3: I mean, your career could have taken off. You would
1:26:39
Speaker 3: have been on The Surreal Life right now, banging jacks.
1:26:46
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, they're like, I mean, that's all.
1:26:50
Speaker 2: I mean, we were sad because I met, you know,
1:26:52
Speaker 2: I saw the baby.
1:26:53
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:26:54
Speaker 2: But I was also, my mom was like.
1:26:56
Speaker 5: Well, now it's not going to replay and you're not
1:26:59
Speaker 5: going to get any residual checks.
1:27:00
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:27:01
Speaker 2: I only got the one day payment.
1:27:03
Speaker 3: Well, yeah. Well, that's too bad.
1:27:05
Speaker 2: Because my sister would get a lot of money from
1:27:06
Speaker 2: the residuals.
1:27:07
Speaker 3: But I feel like you put yourself in a corner
1:27:10
Speaker 3: making like a cowboy, like you, it's, this is a
1:27:13
Speaker 3: very Western look.
1:27:15
Speaker 2: That's what she wanted me to wear, the Iris Burton jacket.
1:27:18
Speaker 3: What's iris burton up to these days.
1:27:20
Speaker 5: You know what sharon stone played her in that movie
1:27:26
Speaker 5: uh she played her in the movie about that the
1:27:29
Speaker 5: the weird movie that didn't make it the room oh
1:27:32
Speaker 5: really sharon stone played iris burton she was a real agent.
1:27:36
Speaker 3: Oh oh my really oh that's interesting.
1:27:38
Speaker 2: But i mean sharon so and i yeah well.
1:27:42
Speaker 3: I was not in the business um oh there was
1:27:45
Speaker 3: a baseball player Yeah.
1:27:46
Speaker 2: And I remember going like I how when they gave
1:27:49
Speaker 2: me the L.A. Dodgers hat. Yeah.
1:27:51
Speaker 5: And this is like you could see this is like
1:27:53
Speaker 5: a street like on like Melrose off of Melrose.
1:27:56
Speaker 2: Right. At the photographer's house. And they gave me that
1:28:00
Speaker 2: baseball mitt. And I was like, what?
1:28:02
Speaker 5: Like, I don't play baseball. Like, that's where I was
1:28:05
Speaker 5: just like, that's why I sucked in the thing. Like
1:28:09
Speaker 5: and then I'd be like doing characters and dancing around.
1:28:11
Speaker 5: And my mom would be like, why can't you be
1:28:12
Speaker 5: like that? you know, you're wasting my time. And I'm like,
1:28:15
Speaker 5: I know I am like, I'm.
1:28:17
Speaker 2: Like, I get there. I like be asleep with the car.
1:28:19
Speaker 2: By the time we got to Hollywood Boulevard. I mean,
1:28:22
Speaker 2: and then she'd be like, try to braid my hair
1:28:24
Speaker 2: and it would like have knots in it. And I'm
1:28:26
Speaker 2: crying in the back of the car.
1:28:28
Speaker 3: It's almost good that you didn't make it then. Cause
1:28:30
Speaker 3: I think if you made it then you wouldn't be
1:28:32
Speaker 3: here now. You know what I mean?
1:28:33
Speaker 2: Definitely not. I would be on, I probably would be
1:28:36
Speaker 2: on OnlyFans.
1:28:36
Speaker 3: Or just like completely out of the business. And you
1:28:38
Speaker 3: talk about these days that. I was on seven commercials.
1:28:41
Speaker 3: I was in a Skittles commercial before they banned it.
1:28:45
Speaker 5: Or like, yeah, I actually got into like the acting
1:28:48
Speaker 5: and got like a kid role.
1:28:50
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was never like in the, I used to,
1:28:53
Speaker 3: I remember I saw an ad in the paper when
1:28:55
Speaker 3: I was a kid for the circus. Like, join Ringling Brothers.
1:28:58
Speaker 2: Join it?
1:28:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, go to clown college, become in circus. And
1:29:02
Speaker 3: I remember I used to use it. Like, I was
1:29:05
Speaker 3: mad at my family.
1:29:06
Speaker 2: Like, shut up, Dad. I'll join the circus.
1:29:09
Speaker 3: And my father was like, go ahead. Like, I was
1:29:13
Speaker 3: seriously going to go to clown college. That was my...
1:29:18
Speaker 3: I'm in clown... There used to be a thing, like,
1:29:20
Speaker 3: clown college.
1:29:21
Speaker 2: When we were in Lake Tahoe, we went to, like,
1:29:23
Speaker 2: this performance of... a man and woman, like whatever magician.
1:29:30
Speaker 6: Yeah.
1:29:31
Speaker 5: And, um, and I was like, Oh my God, I
1:29:33
Speaker 5: remember when, you know, I was trying to like make
1:29:36
Speaker 5: it in Hollywood or whatever.
1:29:37
Speaker 2: And I went and I'm like, I think I could
1:29:39
Speaker 2: be a singer.
1:29:40
Speaker 5: So I tried to be a singer on a cruise
1:29:43
Speaker 5: ship and the guy's like, yeah, you've got to like
1:29:47
Speaker 5: take voice lessons, but check out this guy if you want.
1:29:50
Speaker 2: So I'm like, all right.
1:29:51
Speaker 5: So I go meet the guy at his place and
1:29:53
Speaker 5: he's like, okay, let's see if you could be like
1:29:55
Speaker 5: a lounge singer, whatever.
1:29:56
Speaker 2: Right.
1:29:57
Speaker 5: So I like sing a song and he's like, all right,
1:29:59
Speaker 5: I could work with you and I could probably get
1:30:02
Speaker 5: you in this lounge in Lake Tahoe.
1:30:04
Speaker 2: Oh. And you could work at this lounge every night
1:30:07
Speaker 2: in Lake Tahoe at like whatever. And.
1:30:11
Speaker 3: And you were interested in something like that? That sounded
1:30:13
Speaker 3: like a.
1:30:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just was. I just thought, oh my God,
1:30:16
Speaker 2: to be able to perform as a living.
1:30:18
Speaker 3: Right.
1:30:19
Speaker 2: I'll just do whatever. Mm hmm. And I come home.
1:30:21
Speaker 2: I tell my dad, Dad, I think I'm going to
1:30:24
Speaker 2: work to be a singer. He's like, what? Yeah.
1:30:27
Speaker 5: He's like, why are you leaving Hollywood to go to
1:30:30
Speaker 5: Lake Tahoe?
1:30:31
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know.
1:30:32
Speaker 5: I just am so tired of going out for things
1:30:35
Speaker 5: that I never get. I just kind of was like,
1:30:37
Speaker 5: at least I'd feel like I was being artsy.
1:30:40
Speaker 2: But I'm not even good.
1:30:42
Speaker 3: What song did you sing in the audition? Is it
1:30:45
Speaker 3: your go-to? Didn't you have a go-to?
1:30:47
Speaker 2: I've had a go-to forever, which is, let's give them
1:30:49
Speaker 2: something to talk about, which is the easiest song for karaoke.
1:30:53
Speaker 2: I think, you know, it was something more like loungy. Like,
1:30:58
Speaker 2: when the clock strikes after 60, I don't know the words.
1:31:03
Speaker 2: Let a billow start to spread.
1:31:07
Speaker 3: Not bad.
1:31:07
Speaker 2: And then I was like, this is about someone getting
1:31:09
Speaker 2: killed by a shark, right?
1:31:11
Speaker 3: No, is it?
1:31:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the shark eats somebody and then the blood
1:31:17
Speaker 2: bleeds out. But it's like a jazzy song.
1:31:20
Speaker 3: Right, yeah.
1:31:21
Speaker 2: Yeah. Sure. Yeah, so there you go. Chris, where can
1:31:24
Speaker 2: everybody find you?
1:31:25
Speaker 3: Everything, you know. Frangola.fun has all my dates. I'm coming. Milwaukee,
1:31:30
Speaker 3: this Sunday I'm in Milwaukee. That'd be nice to see
1:31:33
Speaker 3: people come to the Milwaukee Improv.
1:31:35
Speaker 2: Definitely.
1:31:35
Speaker 3: And I'm at the Grand Comedy Club in Escondido, California
1:31:38
Speaker 3: on the 20th and 21st. Escondido Grand Comedy Club. And
1:31:43
Speaker 3: then on and on and on. Good Nights in Raleigh.
1:31:45
Speaker 3: Charlotte Comedy Zone. Cleveland Hilarities.
1:31:49
Speaker 2: I love the guy. I know.
1:31:51
Speaker 3: I'm just doing one night.
1:31:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, Nick.
1:31:53
Speaker 3: He's the greatest.
1:31:54
Speaker 2: The best, yeah.
1:31:54
Speaker 3: And then Helium and Buffalo.
1:31:55
Speaker 2: Governors in Levittown. Stadmium Theater in Rhode Island.
1:31:58
Speaker 3: And Comedy at the Carlson.
1:32:00
Speaker 2: And on.
1:32:01
Speaker 3: Frenchola.fun has everything. And it's fun. Are you back on
1:32:03
Speaker 3: the road anytime soon?
1:32:04
Speaker 2: It's so fun. Well, I have my big show at
1:32:08
Speaker 2: the weekend of BravoCon.
1:32:08
Speaker 3: Oh, you're right. JuicyCon.
1:32:09
Speaker 2: BravoCon. And that is November 4th. It's sold out.
1:32:14
Speaker 5: I mean, people are like trying to get tickets and
1:32:18
Speaker 5: there's nothing I can really do. I just hope that
1:32:20
Speaker 5: the people that have the tickets go. And if they
1:32:23
Speaker 5: don't go, I hope they give them to somebody else
1:32:25
Speaker 5: because I don't want to go out there and have
1:32:26
Speaker 5: a sold out show.
1:32:27
Speaker 2: And I look out, it's not sold out. And then
1:32:28
Speaker 2: the bloggers are like, it was never sold out. I'm
1:32:31
Speaker 2: sitting next to an empty seat right now.
1:32:33
Speaker 5: So like every time someone's like, hey, I've got a
1:32:36
Speaker 5: seat and I can't go now, I post it in
1:32:38
Speaker 5: my juicy scoop of sass because I'm like, be paid
1:32:41
Speaker 5: for it.
1:32:41
Speaker 2: I want, you know, I want people there. So, but
1:32:44
Speaker 2: I'm really excited.
1:32:45
Speaker 5: I mean, Brandy and Julie are going to be there
1:32:47
Speaker 5: and we'll just be talking about all the Juicy Scoop
1:32:50
Speaker 5: and it'll be super fun and staying.
1:32:51
Speaker 2: At the Venetian. It's going to be a fun weekend
1:32:52
Speaker 2: in Vegas. Yeah. It'll be really, I guess I'll see
1:32:56
Speaker 2: that big sphere.
1:32:56
Speaker 3: The sphere. Thing's wild. I keep seeing pictures of it
1:33:00
Speaker 3: sticking out above the whole city and it's like a
1:33:02
Speaker 3: jack-o'-lantern and a basketball.
1:33:04
Speaker 2: But I want to know, is it like bothering people
1:33:07
Speaker 2: who live in homes by it? Like, Is it like
1:33:09
Speaker 2: bright all night and you got to like get your
1:33:11
Speaker 2: blackout blinds?
1:33:11
Speaker 3: I do hear it's stopping traffic on the, because the
1:33:15
Speaker 3: whatever freeway that is goes right past it. And people
1:33:17
Speaker 3: are stopping to look at it and it's causing traffic jams.
1:33:21
Speaker 2: Oh, well.
1:33:22
Speaker 3: Because it's pretty cool looking.
1:33:23
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
1:33:25
Speaker 3: Very exciting stuff. Thank you for having me back.
1:33:27
Speaker 2: Love you.
1:33:27
Speaker 3: Cover to Cover is my podcast. Come over and give
1:33:29
Speaker 3: that a listen for fun.
1:33:30
Speaker 2: Absolutely. As well. Love you, Chris.
1:33:31
Speaker 3: Come to Milwaukee. It's going to be, you know, you get,
1:33:35
Speaker 3: The worst thing fear you have as a comedian is
1:33:38
Speaker 3: seeing the discount ticket link go up when you're going somewhere.
1:33:42
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:33:43
Speaker 3: And I just saw it go up in Milwaukee.
1:33:45
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, that's great for the Milwaukee people. Get
1:33:47
Speaker 2: a deal.
1:33:47
Speaker 3: Get a deal.
1:33:48
Speaker 2: Pick up a deal. Things are expensive. You can go
1:33:50
Speaker 2: have some fun. And I mean, probably go apple picking. Yeah.
1:33:53
Speaker 2: It's like, I feel like it's a cute time to
1:33:55
Speaker 2: go to Milwaukee.
1:33:56
Speaker 3: I love Milwaukee.
1:33:57
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:33:58
Speaker 3: Great time. Last time there. Sunday night. One show.
1:34:00
Speaker 5: Erica Jane's tickets were going for $ 2.
1:34:03
Speaker 2: Oh, no.
1:34:04
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:34:04
Speaker 2: Not oh, no. It doesn't matter. It's tough. Listen, we
1:34:08
Speaker 2: want people in the seats.
1:34:09
Speaker 3: Some cities sell out quick.
1:34:09
Speaker 2: If you can pick up a great deal, pick up
1:34:11
Speaker 2: a great deal.
1:34:12
Speaker 3: I'm performing at a gift shop. This is real. Saturday night.
1:34:16
Speaker 3: This Saturday.
1:34:17
Speaker 2: Where?
1:34:18
Speaker 3: In Champaign, Illinois. It's called Mahameh, Illinois. It's a gift shop.
1:34:22
Speaker 3: Sold out. Sold out.
1:34:24
Speaker 2: How many seats are there? Who knows?
1:34:28
Speaker 3: Probably 12. It's a gift shop. I'm just performing next
1:34:31
Speaker 3: to pencils. You know, whatever. You just do what you
1:34:36
Speaker 3: got to do.
1:34:37
Speaker 2: I think you just do it to keep yourself humble.
1:34:39
Speaker 3: I do. I mean, you know, I don't know.
1:34:41
Speaker 2: You know, people say, oh, she's changed. You know, Heather
1:34:43
Speaker 2: Dulles changed. Right. And at my son's school, this girl
1:34:48
Speaker 2: who was in my school, my high school. Yeah.
1:34:51
Speaker 5: She came and sat next to me and she was
1:34:52
Speaker 5: a juicy scooper. And she said, you know, I love
1:34:55
Speaker 5: listening to you and you are just exactly the same
1:34:58
Speaker 5: as you were in high school.
1:35:00
Speaker 3: Right.
1:35:01
Speaker 2: So I'm like, thank you. It's so weird that people
1:35:04
Speaker 2: that listen to this show then tell me that in
1:35:06
Speaker 2: the last eight years I've changed so much. But then
1:35:08
Speaker 2: how is it that someone that knew me in 1988 says, no,
1:35:12
Speaker 2: this is exactly how you spoke. Literally nothing has changed.
1:35:18
Speaker 3: As a guy who knows you, I mean, you can't
1:35:20
Speaker 3: help but be humbled in this business. You get so,
1:35:25
Speaker 3: no matter, even if you try to be an asshole
1:35:27
Speaker 3: and cocky and whatever, you get humbled over and over again,
1:35:32
Speaker 3: no matter who you are.
1:35:33
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:35:33
Speaker 3: In thousands of ways. It's just like, oh, we see
1:35:36
Speaker 3: it every day. I know.
1:35:37
Speaker 2: It's like, you know, I went to my country club,
1:35:41
Speaker 2: which I deserve to go to a country club, so
1:35:43
Speaker 2: shut up. And I like it. And they had like
1:35:47
Speaker 2: a wine night or whatever. And so I'm like, gosh,
1:35:49
Speaker 2: you know, I'm home this weekend. I'm not performing. I'm
1:35:52
Speaker 2: going to go. So I go and it started at five.
1:35:56
Speaker 3: Right.
1:35:57
Speaker 5: Well, by seven, it was like over, but they had
1:35:59
Speaker 5: a band playing and I was like, oh my gosh,
1:36:03
Speaker 5: let's go over to where the band is.
1:36:05
Speaker 2: And Peter didn't go because he was like tired or whatever.
1:36:07
Speaker 2: He didn't go.
1:36:08
Speaker 5: So I was there and now I'm smart enough to
1:36:12
Speaker 5: not post my stories when I'm buzzed. Though people like,
1:36:15
Speaker 5: Spencer's wife, Heidi, they want, people are sad they're not
1:36:18
Speaker 5: seeing it. But I'm a little scarred from people hating
1:36:22
Speaker 5: my guts.
1:36:23
Speaker 2: So I was.
1:36:24
Speaker 5: Like, but they were so good. They were playing this
1:36:27
Speaker 5: music and everything. And I'm showing it.
1:36:30
Speaker 2: But I'm like, you know what? I'm going to just
1:36:32
Speaker 2: not post it right now. I'm going to watch in
1:36:33
Speaker 2: the morning. So I finally learned. That's a good idea.
1:36:37
Speaker 2: I watch it in the morning. And I'm like, everybody
1:36:40
Speaker 2: else was posting like them at Pink. Like with her
1:36:43
Speaker 2: and Alanis Morissette, like so cool. And then you see mine,
1:36:46
Speaker 2: if I was to have posted it, everyone has like
1:36:49
Speaker 2: white hair. It's practically empty. And I'm like, wow. Yeah.
1:36:56
Speaker 3: Well, good for you.
1:36:57
Speaker 2: I will just post it this week.
1:36:58
Speaker 3: You just got to wait. And yeah, I think the
1:37:00
Speaker 3: waiting till the morning is great.
1:37:01
Speaker 2: Yes.
1:37:02
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:37:02
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:37:03
Speaker 3: Because I go back to like my hotel room when
1:37:05
Speaker 3: I'm on the road and, you know, do these. Yeah.
1:37:07
Speaker 3: Jen Kirk used to call him Dear America. I think
1:37:11
Speaker 3: it's important at the time. Dear America, let me tell you.
1:37:14
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, oh, so embarrassing.
1:37:17
Speaker 2: Yeah.
1:37:18
Speaker 3: Anyway.
1:37:18
Speaker 2: Yes, very good. All right. Love you. Bye-bye. Frangiole.fun.
1:37:22
Speaker 3: That's it.
1:37:23
Speaker 2: And go check out me, Heather MacDonald, at heathermacdonald.net.
1:37:26
Speaker 3: Perfect.
1:37:26
Speaker 2: Thank you. The car is beautiful. Where did you end
1:37:30
Speaker 2: up going for it? This exclusive place that Donna's connections with?
1:37:34
Speaker 2: They have more cars for more dealerships than like anywhere else.
1:37:37
Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch. What's it called?
1:37:39
Speaker 2: It's Dunaidial. Where? Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E.
1:37:47
Speaker 1: Do you mean.
1:37:47
Speaker 2: Yes, I got it on Dundale Cars.
1:37:49
Speaker 6: Lift?
1:37:50
Speaker 1: Please.
1:37:50
Speaker 2: You going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage. No. Dundale Cars. You
1:37:55
Speaker 2: couldn't possibly go anywhere else.