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The Bush's Week in Birmingham | Son of a Boy Dad #388 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: Alright, ready, yeah, already, Welcome back to the Son of
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  Speaker 2: a Boy Dad podcast Today. It is March third.
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  Speaker 3: Putting that back, save that for later.
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  Speaker 1: You can't put it already dipped in the tello. You
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  Speaker 1: just gotta eat, You just gotta eat it.
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  Speaker 3: I knew how much longer that bite would take, and
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  Speaker 3: we've begun. Yeah, we'd be gone, and I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to be eating. No time for that right now.
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  Speaker 1: Harry could fill a buster for a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Enjoyed.
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  Speaker 3: Hello Phil Buster. I don't know who's talking, but what
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  Speaker 3: I do know.
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  Speaker 2: Phil Fuckbuster, fucking both Busters, Douglas, look at Harry.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say something.
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  Speaker 2: Jallous, you don't have this jacket. I gotta I gotta
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  Speaker 2: what's a called jersey too? Let him be gay for
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  Speaker 2: a second, Manchester Jersey in London. Yeah, at the airport.
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  Speaker 2: This was all at the airport this morning. I had
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  Speaker 2: a lot of time to kill my shops.
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  Speaker 3: You might have thought, yes, there are unbelievable duty freeze.
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  Speaker 2: Then I left us. No, this was uh it's actually
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  Speaker 2: a store they have in New York. It's like JP
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  Speaker 2: Sports or some shit JD Sports. You know, I'm talking
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  Speaker 2: about JD fans. Yes, that's what it is. No, But
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  Speaker 2: they had a bunch of jerseys and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I was going to get a messy jersey, and then
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  Speaker 2: I was like, that's kind of hack. And then I
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  Speaker 2: was going to get an Arsenal jersey because we talked
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  Speaker 2: about how I was an Arsenal fan now. But then
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  Speaker 2: Arsenal jerseys don't have the caller and I like the caller.
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  Speaker 1: So I got you United, yeah, Red. Yeah, I just
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  Speaker 1: got a city jersey, man City really yeah, so I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, what did you get? Well?
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  Speaker 3: I have every jersey? Oh okay, I actually have so
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  Speaker 3: many from when I was a kid. I used to
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  Speaker 3: be obsessed with them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah they are nice. That was my one I've ever bought.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't even that expensive either. It's like half the
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  Speaker 2: price of an NFL jersey and ten times the quality.
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  Speaker 3: The coolest jersey I have is the Manchester United Rooney.
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  Speaker 2: That's the one that I got.
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  Speaker 3: You guys name on it. Yeah, he's not played for them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they had to pull it out of the back.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta throatback a Mitchell and ness.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah at the airport. Weirdly it was tucked away in there. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's sick.
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  Speaker 1: That's your best one.
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  Speaker 3: Well it was when they were sponsored by ai G.
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  Speaker 3: It's your only one here has come back and he
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  Speaker 3: thinks he's like one of those like street walking London thugs,
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  Speaker 3: like all right.
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  Speaker 2: Love staying. Yeah, Oi, I'm so happy, come off it
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  Speaker 2: that country in it?
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  Speaker 1: Did you start doing their accent after a couple of days.
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  Speaker 2: No, we barely spoke to anyone that was English.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, can can I let him be gay? This is
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  Speaker 3: the the best you've ever looked. It's not I think
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  Speaker 3: you are. This is the most attracted to you I've
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  Speaker 3: ever been.
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  Speaker 2: That's creepy.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm not particularly attracted to you because I'm not gay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah of course, but yeah, of all the times, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this is the number one. Well it's because you know,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of the countries, like not in America. I
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  Speaker 2: feel like they don't really show up in their pajamas
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  Speaker 2: for the flight, so you kind of got to throw
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  Speaker 2: a fit.
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  Speaker 3: Well, especially if you're flying business as you did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what this is. This was my fit to
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  Speaker 2: throw for the flight.
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  Speaker 1: You're in your pajamas.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, those are what I was wearing before,
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  Speaker 2: Patriots sweats. Yeah, the Patriot. I was gonna get new
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  Speaker 2: sweatpants too. I should have. I was really stupid that
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  Speaker 2: I didn't.
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  Speaker 3: This is you dressing up for the flight after having
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  Speaker 3: something else on.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just didn't. I didn't. I wasn't feeling the fit,
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  Speaker 2: you know, I knew. I knew the flight was going
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  Speaker 2: to be a nightmare if I didn't cop some gear.
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  Speaker 3: You're still wearing sweatpants though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I was laying down. I wasn't gonna
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  Speaker 2: throw cash.
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  Speaker 1: But you have the flags of two different countries represented
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  Speaker 1: on you.
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  Speaker 2: I know this is what Italy? What even is this?
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  Speaker 2: It's not England? Is the Netherlands? I don't know. It's
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  Speaker 2: definitely not England, though I don't looked it up. These
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  Speaker 2: are made in Italy.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if that's a real flag. Italy's green,
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  Speaker 3: white and red. I've never seen that flag, to be
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  Speaker 3: honest with you. That might be like one of those
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  Speaker 3: like Tommy Hill figure fake flags.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and then the word it looks Indian.
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  Speaker 3: Lame, Oh, it's Norway. Oh, okay, that's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that is a little embarrassing. Oh it's a Confederate flag.
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  Speaker 3: Would have found that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh it's maybe you all get like an American flag
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  Speaker 2: and just patch over it.
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  Speaker 1: You should.
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  Speaker 3: That's the Norwegian flag.
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  Speaker 2: So, but I believe it's an Italian brand.
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  Speaker 3: Well, Napa puri sounds Italian.
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  Speaker 1: It looks kind of like Indian, like an Indian word.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Paul playing at first. Yeah, I don't know. It
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  Speaker 2: was a great I wish I could go back to
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  Speaker 2: that store, honestly, in a lot of good gear.
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  Speaker 3: What do we know about a purip a purity?
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  Speaker 2: That's Italian? P I j r.
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  Speaker 1: I sounds like an Indian girls, like a woman who
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  Speaker 1: is having an arranged marriage. You have to marry him.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to him.
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  Speaker 2: He's a uh so you do look good.
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  Speaker 1: But here your explanation drains it a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: Harry, Harry slept eight hours on the flight. You're coming
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  Speaker 3: off of a fight from JFK, and I.
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  Speaker 2: Know, w R.
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  Speaker 3: What's that w R? If it was that was JFK,
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  Speaker 3: We're going to airport codes.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I mean, you know, you know, I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean I do. I've just never heard someone abbreviate Newer
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  Speaker 3: or LaGuardia.
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  Speaker 1: Well, E w R is more syllables than newer.
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  Speaker 2: It is. That's why I think fun well.
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  Speaker 3: I mean you at JFK and but JFK is JFK.
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  Speaker 3: It is itself.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
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  Speaker 3: No one's ever been like, I'm going to John F.
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  Speaker 3: Kennedy Airport, but they will say I'm flying out of Kennedy.
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  Speaker 3: That's kind of cool. Yeah, have you ever heard that?
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  Speaker 1: No, that makes it. It makes him feel like like
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  Speaker 1: an airplane is flying out of his ass.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I was supposed to fly out of there,
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  Speaker 2: and then I switched it last night to get to
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  Speaker 2: get it in New York.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, that must have been expensive.
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  Speaker 2: It was actually zero dollars to change. Yeah, not bad.
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  Speaker 1: How's the fight?
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  Speaker 2: Flight was good? I mean I just passed out immediately.
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  Speaker 3: What airline dies?
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  Speaker 2: You fly United? Unfortunately?
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  Speaker 3: But you were in there, Explorer plus or whatever the
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  Speaker 3: hell that thing is?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like, what is it? I don't even know what
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  Speaker 2: it is? Polarious polarios. Those are nice, those Polaris lounges.
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  Speaker 2: Oh the lounge. I didn't go to the player's lounge. No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm saying, well, lounge is good?
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  Speaker 3: Is it. So, Yeah, how come you look so hot?
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  Speaker 3: Why is your perfect? Why he's so attractive?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? Because I put a dry shampoo in before I
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  Speaker 2: came up here.
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  Speaker 3: You did, Yeah, you freshened up. Yeah, so look at this.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not wrong. I mean, you know, I feel like
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  Speaker 3: I'm crazy. But here, Harry got hot for the pot,
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  Speaker 3: he got hot for England. You showed up in different
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  Speaker 3: colors than you've ever worn. That light blue is making
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  Speaker 3: your everything pop.
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  Speaker 2: You did. You shampooed your hair, dry, shampooed it.
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  Speaker 3: Dry, snitching, wet snitch, and you put on a better
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  Speaker 3: fit for the airplane. It's just like you in a tux.
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  Speaker 2: Basic pretty much, pretty much. I was gonna bring a
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  Speaker 2: TuS honestly, glad I didn't. It looks maxing, Yeah, tempting.
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  Speaker 3: You look great.
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  Speaker 2: I'm new to it. Have you been using the hall
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  Speaker 2: peen hammer and started the hammer process?
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  Speaker 1: Yet?
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  Speaker 2: What I'm going to begin soon? What's his name?
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  Speaker 3: The guy from no When he got in, he went
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  Speaker 3: on what's his name?
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  Speaker 2: Show?
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  Speaker 3: Andrew?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, clave Huberman, Andrew Callahan Callahan's show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and Drew Callahan made him look like an idiot.
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  Speaker 2: I think he kind of made it Drew Callahan look
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  Speaker 2: like an out of here.
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  Speaker 3: You don't actually think that, do you?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: I thought Andrew actually made him look like an idiot.
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  Speaker 2: I'm very, uh like entertained by that guy. Well, you
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  Speaker 2: just every time I see a clip of him, I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: this is going to be good.
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  Speaker 3: When you put him into an environment with what I
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  Speaker 3: would call like a contemporary who has his finger on
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  Speaker 3: the pulse of the zeitgeist of younger of a young
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  Speaker 3: generation and is a good interviewer, which clearly Andrew Callahan is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he didn't. He started a flounder.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean he broke. I think he's just
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  Speaker 2: like autistic.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think he's not trying to hold this line
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  Speaker 3: that like isn't deep enough.
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  Speaker 2: I think the last thing I read before I fell
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  Speaker 2: asleep on the plane was that he takes like painkillers
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  Speaker 2: before he goes out. He's on a ton of drugs, meth,
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  Speaker 2: he takes math. Well that's for that's for skinny, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: to be skinny. He also didn't look that good clave Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he kind of just looks like a normal dude.
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  Speaker 3: The hold on a minute for that interview with Andrew Callahan.
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  Speaker 3: He was scruffy, He had scruffy's, shitty facial hair, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: bad skin?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Am I wrong?
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  Speaker 2: I mean you're not?
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  Speaker 3: I thought he was perfect?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I think he's he's he's trying to be perfect.
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  Speaker 3: And then what he'll go do an interview and he
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  Speaker 3: looks like shit.
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  Speaker 1: My hormones are probably in helle right now because of
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  Speaker 1: what he's putting.
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  Speaker 2: Into his body. Yeah. But if my whole thing is
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  Speaker 2: like he actually smokes meth the.
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  Speaker 3: Face of perfection, right, I am holding myself up as
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  Speaker 3: the poster boy for perfection and what I believe. If
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  Speaker 3: that's the case, I'm probably not showing up to an
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  Speaker 3: interview that's going to be a massive piece of content
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  Speaker 3: when I'm really not looking good. I mean, right now,
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  Speaker 3: you could show up to that interview.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, But what was he what did they ended on?
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  Speaker 3: He was like he asked, and and he's like, you
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  Speaker 3: really look in the mirror and think that you look good?
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  Speaker 3: And he was like, yeah, I'm happy with myself.
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  Speaker 2: No, he said like you don't, you don't have any problems?
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  Speaker 2: What you say? And Andrew Caleham was like no.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, And he's like, well, if you're going to be
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  Speaker 3: totally disingenuous, like he couldn't accept that.
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  Speaker 2: But I kind of I kind of believe too.
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  Speaker 1: I think that like everybody like at some level can
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  Speaker 1: be like, yeah, I could work on this. It's like,
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  Speaker 1: I think it's like disingenuous to like you're obviously Andrew
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  Speaker 1: Callahan's like against the movement and he wants to show
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  Speaker 1: that in the interview, But like everybody probably has something
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  Speaker 1: that they can work on. And if you're like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a finished product, then I'm perfect.
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  Speaker 2: It's like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not like, oh, this guy Clovicular is this uh
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  Speaker 1: like upward seeking, Like he's just like strives to be better.
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  Speaker 2: But but I like people he was call him his bluff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he called your bluff.
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  Speaker 3: I took it a different way.
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  Speaker 2: I took it as like, I mean, if that's his
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  Speaker 2: whole that's his life, Like that's his whole thing.
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  Speaker 3: I think he was saying, are you content with the
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  Speaker 3: way that you look? I think he was not like
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  Speaker 3: you don't think that there's anything you could improve.
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  Speaker 2: I think he was like when you yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He was like are you are you satisfied?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're satisfied. And Andrew Callahan is perfectly within his
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  Speaker 3: rights to say, yes, that's just being self assured.
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  Speaker 2: I could, I could find a couple of things go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: He doesn't look great, right right, But that doesn't mean
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  Speaker 2: that's why. That's why furious, But that's not why. That's
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  Speaker 2: not why.
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  Speaker 3: That doesn't have much of a bearing on whether or
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  Speaker 3: not he feels fine in his own skin.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean, look, Clovicular is in seasoned, insane person.
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  Speaker 2: He's crazy. Well, he's on the drug addict. Yeah, that's so,
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  Speaker 2: all things considered, he looks pretty good. What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Does he what? What does he do?
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  Speaker 2: He takes He literally smokes meth.
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  Speaker 1: Smokes is crazy. I don't think he smokes it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then what's he doing snorting it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I think you could take meth every like people who
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  Speaker 1: take adderall every day.
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  Speaker 2: A yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the same thing. But he
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  Speaker 2: said that math is better for the physique than nater all.
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  Speaker 1: In some ways though, he is a bit of a
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  Speaker 1: batman for men's rights.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen multiple videos of him like like catching girls
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  Speaker 1: cheating on their boyfriend and then like kicking them out
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  Speaker 1: of the house. Yeah, which is nice. He like made
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  Speaker 1: out with the girl and then like went to do
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  Speaker 1: some intel found out that she was cheating and then
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  Speaker 1: kicked her out. That's Batman, that's Batman work.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, he's a men's rights activist. Is that right? No?
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  Speaker 2: Is he trying to be kind of like a I
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  Speaker 2: don't That's the thing that's confusing. No, because I don't
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  Speaker 2: think he is. That's the thing that's weird, Like he's.
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  Speaker 3: Not like answered that question in that interview about like reproduction,
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  Speaker 3: and it was like women should all be virgins?
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  Speaker 2: Oh he said that, Yeah, so maybe he might.
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  Speaker 3: And then he was like and then they were like, well,
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  Speaker 3: what do you feel about men? And he was like, no,
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that's men. Men have been dominating society
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  Speaker 3: since the dawn time.
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  Speaker 2: Kay. Yeah, So maybe he is trying to be like
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  Speaker 2: Andrew Tate. It sounded like, yeah, I've read something that
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  Speaker 2: people were like, stop grouping him in with Andrew Tate
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  Speaker 2: and Aiden Ross and all these people.
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  Speaker 3: But also like, dude, hey Clovicular, have you ever fucked
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  Speaker 3: a virgin lately? What a nightmare? We're going to break
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  Speaker 3: in a new glove when there's one hundred million perfectly
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  Speaker 3: comfortable gloves.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean that's how those dudes, that's how do
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  Speaker 2: you feel you.
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  Speaker 3: Can buy one of these pre broken in baseball gloves.
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  Speaker 2: They want pure.
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  Speaker 3: They want pure that also are are incredibly skilled. They're
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  Speaker 3: skilled gloves the ball easier.
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  Speaker 2: They make it like that.
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  Speaker 1: They'll make a gold glove, second basement out.
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  Speaker 2: Of the glove.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it doesn't mean that the glove has
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  Speaker 3: like dirt in it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, he came into the office.
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  Speaker 3: He did. Did Jack mac do something?
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  Speaker 2: Interviewed?
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  Speaker 3: So does Jack Mack like him?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think he's like it.
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  Speaker 3: Is he like one of his followers?
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  Speaker 2: No, No, I think he's like he was just more.
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  Speaker 2: I think it was Supposedly it was a good interview
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  Speaker 2: m We should have him on. No, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: that would go well, why not. I don't think he
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  Speaker 2: would find us funny at all. I don't think he'd
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  Speaker 2: find us funny, and I think it would be but
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  Speaker 2: we could just laugh at him, extremely uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 3: Funs off and he leaves fine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't deal with that.
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  Speaker 3: He's the only person anyone's talking about right now. He's
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  Speaker 3: become a sensation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I mean he'll he'll fizzle out. But he's
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  Speaker 2: definitely more of a likable guy than Tate. Than the
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  Speaker 2: Tates because it's like you can kind of like you
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  Speaker 2: don't have to take him seriously. It's kind of like
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  Speaker 2: no one's like looking.
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  Speaker 3: Up to Clivill because he's what he's how old is
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  Speaker 3: he twenty?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: And Tate, Yeah, Tate was like actually a kickboxer. There's
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  Speaker 3: I've seen videos of Clivicular are getting choked out by
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  Speaker 3: real like jiu jitsu people. Why is he putting himself
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  Speaker 3: in those?
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  Speaker 2: I think that's just like the that's like the the
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  Speaker 2: D stream. Yeah, that's like the route for streaming. What's
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  Speaker 2: like you start out like at your desk and then
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  Speaker 2: you go I R L and then and then you
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  Speaker 2: fight like Sean Strickland or whatever the fuck his name.
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: Is, Yeah, sugar, sugar and shits the fuck out of you. Yeah,
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: that's like that's your ticket in like that's the that's
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: the last that's the last toll you have to pay.
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: And then you hate women, and then you hate women
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: naturally because you got beat you got the ship. You've
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: got beaten up by a guy.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: That looks like a Yeah, he looks like a good
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: kisser though whenever you see him making out, like.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: You haven't seen him. I've never seen him making out.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now, I would pull up some
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: videos I think I think Harry looks better than.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: No, he does, But Harry does not look like a
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: better kisser. No, no, no, no, he looks like a
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: like that unbroken admit. When he kisses he looks like
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: a mosquito trying to sting and iron.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: I don't want to see this at all.
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: I like it when he's out like this. This is
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: where I he seems boyish.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: And no, this is where he's the word because he's
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: on painkillers. Here. Oh no, he said that he takes
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: a like I was reading.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: Him smiling, he's happy, see looks he's charming.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: There.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: I don't mind him there. I don't like him. And
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: when he's in these dark interviews with his fucking misery.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with the gotcha guys.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: I read all over his shoulders.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I read on the when I was on the plane.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: The tweet that I was reading said that he takes
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: uh amphetamines. That was this big things, like I use
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: amphetamines like for social for social edge. And then he
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: said what he took and it's not it's not phetamine.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: It's like you got a pain killer for extreme pain.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: He's literally like Fetanahl.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: You got to get past the drugs, all right, You've
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: been really stuck on the drugs thing. That hasn't bothered
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: me once.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: I mean it's just the the cocktail is what amazes me. Yeah,
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: well from meth to pretty much heroine the woman.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: That woman comes up to him in the club and
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: slapped the funk out of that and then yeah, citizen arrested.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: And he tried to take a photo with someone else,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: but he was so distracted he was I.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: Grab her, get her, and they fucking citizen arrested this
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: girl and her friend.
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's what you gotta do.
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: You have to citizen arrested.
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: Bit.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like if she's not going to make out with you,
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: she's not gonna sweet kiss, you have to fucking citizen
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: arrest her.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: He also he knows that that side of the jaw
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: will grow back even stronger. Yeah, it's like for him,
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: she was doing a favor.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm trying to help him, but I mean he
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: also has been he's proven. Like there's other men who
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: have tried to King of the Hill him, like Androw Jenik,
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: and like those guys can't do it now, Like he
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: is the top he's remained the top Looksmax for the time.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I think he just got a pretty bad rep because
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: he got The day that he came on the scene
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: was when he was doing that, he was with all
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: those those guys like Flintes.
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: And time he came on the scene is when he
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: ran someone over with his car. Oh really Yeah, but
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: I think that that's like.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: Streaming.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, kill someone. Yeah, you gotta be willing to kill.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: You kill someone to start get your name out there,
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: and you do it while you're a minor.
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys know's Venus Williams tried
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: to be a streamer. Yeah, that's why she killed that
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: woman with the car. And I was like, wait a minute,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: you can't hit it from Dennis to streaming.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: That doesn't make sense. You're too old to Max. Sure
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: looks like that.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not a big like IRL streaming
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: guy Ireland. Yeah, it's not really my thing. They're more
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: of a Newark guy. I like the guys that are
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: just mounted at the desk and playing a game.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, so you're more of a You're you're more
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: Kai than Speed exactly because Speed's IRL. He does incredible exactly.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: I don't. I saw Speed Speed at the desk the
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: other day, only fourteen K viewers.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I saw him in the car really yeah, in the car.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: It's always bad when they're just dancing in the car.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: So I got Kai.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: Guys tis off the game. They're like redoing Twitch's terms
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: of service because of Kai because he's making like five
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: hundred million dollars a month and he hasn't streamed in
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: like six months. Yeah, yeah, he got their asses. I
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: think that.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Francis is like, like, I.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Think it's going to be like your your subs expire
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: after a month automatically or some ship.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: Because he's just counting money.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Do you feel like your lukxmxing a little bit, Francis.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: I'm in. I'm I've got a goal. Yeah now yeah,
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: I got my fifteen year college reunion coming in uh
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: the first weekend of June. Okay, And because I will
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: be probably in the one percent of people without a
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: wife or children, yeah, I have to have something to
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: show from my go to show up, and that's why
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be bringing traps.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Traps, yeahs, trapezoids oh okay on my shoulders. Yeah, that's good.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: That's smart. So you're just going to hit the traps.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be bringing delts.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I think you should. You should Sky, you should do
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: a video where you meet with Clavicular and he fine
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: tunes you.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: He couldn't though, like Francis's body, he's better than his natty.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he could probably like point some things out
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: that you don't even know. Probably could. Yeah, well, I
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: know I don't like my ass. Keep working.
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: I'm all. I never leave a room backwards.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah he would. He would.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: When I get when I get out of the bed
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: after laying pipe, I back out like I'm talking to
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: the queen. Yeah, you know you're not supposed to turn
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: your back on.
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: The You're just bow out out of the room. Yeah.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I walk out flaccid facing her.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: But his ass and legs are terrible.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Can you can you?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Those are his legs on those those are definitely But
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I just I just enjoy it. His legs on the
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: that's definitely the one on the hay rod. It looks
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: crazy that one's not fake.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: That one's not fake. The one that that they that
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: the fake one is crazy.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Where his legs are dangling off the back of the
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: so it's.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: All just muscle or it's all just like bone.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: When you say that he is he on steroids or
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: is he getting.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Like plastic surgery, he's definitely his body. He does a
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: lot of plastic surgery.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: But also he's on a nice stack.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: He's got a good stack. I mean, I'm I was, Yeah,
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: he probably takes steroids. I mean, if you're doing meth
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: and opioids, Francis, I think that there's a limit.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: I think there's a world where you also wear a
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: crop top and you show off your uh you're this
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: the v cut?
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Is he doing crop tops?
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, this is this is this is the original photo.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: This is a banger. This was a meme for years
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: before he became famous.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: That's so funny. That woman looks like something out of
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: a horror film, like someone who shows up when you
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: like say her name three times, all flexing.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: That went viral, like literally like probably I mean years ago.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I like that it kept there in though I know
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: he could have easily.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Just edited it down to her hands.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: That's so funny.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: He could have cropped in so easily.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: But yeah, nice crop top. You show off the fucking
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: the com gutters, you know. I feel like that's that
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: that that would like that's better than having kids.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna be at this reunion and everyone's bringing
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: their kids.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: So when didn't you smoked math just like a couple
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: of days before.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: Why would I do that for the first time? Then
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: to trim out. I can trim out other ways, not
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: like with math. Meth is good.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, meth is a quick You're never going to math.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: You've got to not get addicted to it.
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: I got that. Yeah, that's mine.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: Not gonna matter.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mine over math.
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: So what's your what's your weapon of choice? Is it
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: just putting your finger down your throat throwing up.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: No, it's just remembering that I don't have children. I
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: don't have a family. I don't have people who you know,
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: love me the way that everyone else at the fifteen
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: year does. And they're all going to be at their tables,
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: spoon feeding apple sauce off the corner of the mouths
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: of their beautiful little children, whereas I'm going to be
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: at the fucking I'm going to be at that same table,
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: like bursting out of a linen suit that's four or size.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get a small one. I'm gonna get a really
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: really small suit.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: Be like, God, damn, is anyone else super uncomfortable right now?
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: These chairs are not gonna support the fact that I'm you.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Should do meth right before, just really get trim only
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: just once right before, as you're walking in, just be
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: methed out. Yeah, and it could be like a micro
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: pit doesn't even have to be like you don't have
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: to go crazy with it.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Fifteen year is an end of the beginning of June,
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: which gives me April and May. I got about nine
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: ten weeks to really hammer it. And you know what
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I've been getting obsessed with. You're gonna love this ball.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: You gotta move off the meth. You're starting to scare
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: me a little bit. Where did this come from?
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: The meth? Yeah?
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: Why are you so obsessed with the meth?
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Because hemokes meth? That's crazy, No one smokes me. Yeah.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Well, you know what, I'm trying to add an od
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: to my method. I'm going to do the method from
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: now until the fifteen year.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying it want to be all like kettlebells, okay,
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: non glass pipes. Yeah, I can get I could get
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: behind that.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: I am obsessed with kettlebells.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, you're not obsessed with your physique.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: That is exactly what I if you weren't obsessed with
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: your physique, would man up and smoke meth.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: God, damn you and your fucking meth. You know what.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Fuck you. If you find meth, I'll do it.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I'll find it.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Where are you going to get some? You actually definitely
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: that way.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: You are head back to Newark were where we can
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: get some meth. Yep, Paris spaghett.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: So it's kettlebells though, and now my whole feet is
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: kettleball complexes.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how I mean. And they're fucking second. You
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: find anything that you are like that day. If you
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: find a new interest, your whole timeline is that. Yeah.
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: I think we're getting there. They're minding our data harder
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: than they've ever mind it.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: Today I did with a fifty five pounder maybe it
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: was fifty three. I think it's fifty three five pounds.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: How much is our fifty five? It can just may
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: it be maybe easier if you could show us you
• 25:12
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• 26:02
  Speaker 2: For I was probably sound asleep, I said, I was
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: probably sound asleep. Yeah, so start with, I got to
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: get the rolex out of there. I almost got a
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: rolex at the airport today. It's too expensive. I couldn't
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: afford it. Jesus hm, I feel like that doesn't really
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: like the weight of the dumbbell doesn't really matter there
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: just all right, Okay, fifty five is killing you? Whoa easy? Easy?
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: It goes through that flat screen, straight through the hooping
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: and holler and said, that's a fifty set. Good God,
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: this looks like hell I got about maybe one set
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: of this and then I'm going home. Yeah, yeah, definitely
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: not hitting both arms.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Crazy that you still hate your ass after all this?
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Do you usually work out in the jeans too?
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: It's the Japanese denim.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Oh ship that looks like it's just going to take
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: your arms to the floor the way down out the
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: back or just drop on your head. This is insane.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: You just do this for an hour straight, that's one.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: That's one.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: That's when you rest a minute and ten.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: And you messed a minute. So is that the whole
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: workout have warmed up? And then what are you doing? Like? Yeah,
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not surprised we want to get that aspirating on cam.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: You weren't doing it because I just did it like
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: asprayed into the mic, aspread into the mic.
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Come on, doesn't seem like it. Oh, I think you're
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: full of shit. That's the first time you've ever done that. Literally,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I saw it.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: That guy fed to me.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: It's a goddamn ho tell It's like catching in my
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: so off.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Against It's like a chimney that needs to be cleaned.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: I think it is the first time you've ever worked out.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: This was all for show.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: You did not talk for a second.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Take the Frans and Francis's heart rate? Is I cleaned
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: twenty right now? Oh?
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: I'm fine.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: It was crazy.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Sounds like sandstorm over there.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: You take it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: You take a minute rest, and you do ten.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think two minutes could be good.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: By seven, you're in trouble, so.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: You take a minute rest. Oh you do that for
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: how long?
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Does that take? A minute? Two minutes?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Probably minute thirty, I can't remember.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: I mean it felt like two minutes.
• 29:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe it took like a minute and a half as quick.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: So you're so so the workout out or twenty five
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: minutes around then then I did that and then I
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: was done. Yeah, I mean that didn't that's a vision
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: beyond that. You could probably just do that in your house.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Ditch the gym. You can bring rocan home if you want.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: I got no problems with that.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: I'm I wish I hadn't had the fucking new telesticks, I.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Would you're getting like an ultra shape like that, like
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: you notice everything right? You have? Like three weeks ago,
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't have looked at that apple pie cross.
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: The calories of just seeing that I shouldn't have came today,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: that seven grads of protein I lost through nutting?
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Why did I not come in my own mouth?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: It's the perfect feedback loop bicle of life.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: There are people who.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Think that ever that you lose, you lose like a
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: lot of energy.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can you just fix your hair back to the
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: way it was?
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: But I don't know if I can. I think it
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: was you had it. I kind of at it and
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: it's gone.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: Why'd you mess it up?
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: It's over? No, no, no, you got it.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Uh, it's not the way I like it.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's never going to go back to that.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's let's stop recording now. We'll look at how
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: it was, and for continuity's sake, we'll try to re
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: recreate that. It's a good idea recapture that ship.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: I uh I I just got off the flight from
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: the UK from England, and boy, are your go ahead? No?
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: I was pretty much it?
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Well, that's it. All right, that's all we're gonna say
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: about that that story. No more talk about Bush, but
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: just kidding and now the bush me hear everything start
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: to finish. Car crash.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I forgot about the car crash completely. No
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: one did people.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Everybody's asking me about that.
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty annoying.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: But why why were you upset about it? It was hilarious.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: I was.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: I wasn't upset about it as much as I was,
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: just like, I mean, it was pretty bad. He was
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: pretty It was like insanely bad.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: We understand that. But if it had been were fatal
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: or injurious, we wouldn't be making fun of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: of course it's in knowing that everyone was fine.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that's.
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: True, and my twisted ass would be like jeseslnick on you.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I'd have some fucking deep jokes on you.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we uh so we got to London.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: We got a van, like a full on like sprinter,
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: like a big van like in like a seat's probably
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: twelve people and uh and then we got a car,
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: just a regular car, and Jerry drove the van to
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: London from the airport because we were like we gotta do.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: We gotta go to London, which was a mistake. The
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: streets in London are so so tight, and it's like
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: driving through New York City, but you're also driving on
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: the left lane and on the in the left side
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: of the car or the right to the right side
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: of the car. So it's pretty weird. Uh, I drove
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: the van a little bit. It's fucking horrifying pretty much.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: We like we do that, we go back to the house,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: to the airbnb. Airbnb is a fucking disaster. Why it
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: just just like they just lied about everything. They said
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: there was gonna be five king beds. There wasn't a
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: single king bed, not one. I slept in like a
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: cot and like half the dude slept on the couch.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: So there were rooms that just didn't exist.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: It was the aied it. It just showed you a picture.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: It was like rooms where it was like the like
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: the the paint was different. Like it was just it
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: was so bizarre. The like the host they would just
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: come in the house constantly.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Huh yeah, it was like that in the curb exactly. Yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: it comes to check on the plant.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like you know, they were just like like we
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: like we went the first day of the event. When
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: we were at the venue, Mook texted the Oh, so,
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: someone was like, could you guys turn the heat up
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: in the house because it was freezing and we were like,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: let's do that before we get back. The dude was like,
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, I'm already in here. Like I'll just I'll
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: just do it now. He's like, I've been in and
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: out all day and it's like, why all of our
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: stuff is in there? Like why are you in the
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: house at all? It's insane.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: It's just checking on it. You think that England would
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: respect the king a little bit more.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: I know, right exactly? We Uh yeah, I mean so
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: pretty much. They get they get in the car, they
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: go to get groceries. It was like Jerry Numbers Marsh
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: was driving and one of our players Abe and I
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: mean they were gone for like three minutes, like they
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: just left and we get the call from O and
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Mikey who's one of our producers.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: And uh, was this at night or in the day.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: It was it was at night, but it wasn't that late.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Like it was like we were trying, they were trying
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: to go before it got dark, and then it like
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: got dark and they went and I mean they made it.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: They it was the first turn onto the main road
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: and they just wrecked. Both cars totaled.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Wow, it like you got the call or what happened?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we got a call and there they're just like
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: we just got in a car crash. And we were
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: like what and they were like, yeah, it's bad. And
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: we were like, well, is everyone okay? And the yeah,
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: everyone's fine, but it's not good.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: And then he was the most shaken up because I
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: don't I could understand if you were in the car
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: shaken up, like, dude, that was fucking serious and scary,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: but you just got a call. It like there was
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: never any danger for you.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Well, the danger was that I had to now drive
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: the van to go pick them up, got it? So
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: we I mean we were rolling them up. You were
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: the most at risk, No, obviously not, but like the
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: most shaken up, like Maresh. Maresh was the most shaken
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: up by far, obviously he crashed the car crash like
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Jerry and Numbers like they didn't even phase them, like
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: they like we got back to the house and Jerry
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: was like, Numbers like, that's not even You've been in
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: way worse than that. And he was like, oh yeah,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: the tree and Jerry's like the fence, the fence was bad,
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: Like they didn't give a fuck, like that was just
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: like another day for them. Just total the car, car
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: and the tree and so I mean that was night one,
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: like it definitely, like the vibes were a little off
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: after that, as it tends to be. Yeah, luckily, no
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: more drinking and driving. No more drinking and driving. Of
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: course you could smoke some ZA and drive, but now
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: no one was drinking or and no one had smoked
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: any za at that point for purposes.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: I have a lot of doubts. No group, No, definitely
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: was like smoking za.
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: No one smoked za because the people it's illegal there
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: and there's people the hosts flying around the house.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: There was no opportunity.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Well that's why you had the puff bus.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: The puff bus, right, it's like the bang bus, but
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: for for just getting for smoking the skunk.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: Smoke the skunk. But yeah, I mean a crash was bad.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: We ubered everywhere after that, not a single we were
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: just like we're just not driving anymore.
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: Boy, this must have been an expensive trip for.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: The It was so expensive. Yeah, just a total just
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: I mean the ubers were the uber to the airport
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: this morning for me was like two point fifty Holy shit.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, which, but the sponsors will cover that, right,
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't think they intended on
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: us crashing the car.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Who's the sponsors?
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: Uh Lucy? Okay?
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: Do you think that this is the end of tell
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: your ed Bush? No?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: No, no, I mean, look, it was not a great
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: weekend for the Bush. Like, this was a really really
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: bad weekend for the Bush. It was really devastating.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: But this is the charm of the Bush telling me, yeah,
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: look like it's.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: Gonna have like that. It's like obviously the car crash
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: that doesn't really need to happen. Car craft doesn't need
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: to happen. But like the like we placed terrible, Like
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: we came in.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Eighth out of how many eighty three, but we were.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Supposed to win. We were the second seed, We were
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: number one seed in North America like that, Like the
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: first tournament we came to, we came in second.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: Can you guys sit down with Abe and Teddy and.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: It's a Byron lou and Joe, a Byron lew and Joe.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can you sit down with them and just be like, guys,
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: we're out here crashing cars. Yeah yeah, to make sure
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: that you have the opportunity to live out your dreams.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, No, they know why aren't you?
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Why are you? Why do they suck? You know what?
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I'm on the I'm more of a like play on
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: the players side. It's like, hey, we're out here to win,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: and you guys can't stay out of your own way
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: to like have this huge distraction for us. What we're
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: trying to fucking lock in in England and you're fucking
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: blowing up the car, getting fried off of like the
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: little zooits that you're building out front, fucking running around
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: with sheep in the field and fucking going on beer miles.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Look, the airbnb. Airbnb was a mistake. We should have
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: just done hotels, but.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: That probably would have been what three times more expensive.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: It probably would have been around the same price. I
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: don't just do the airbnb because it's better for content,
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: but it was like the Airbnb was so falsely advertised
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: that like we barely even got any content out of
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: the house.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: I don't think there's any world where an airbean, you know,
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: eight hotel rooms in England Birmingham Birmingham.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: It's like the hotel rooms in Newark.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well either way, but versus a house in Birmingham.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: The house wasn't that expensive, that's my point. Yeah.
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're saving money by doing the airbnb.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but we probably didn't save money at the end
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: of the day because the ubers back and forth.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Or the fact that you know now that your insurance
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: premiums have gone through the roof.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Maresh definitely lost money, certainly.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: No, we actually i'retty sure. We actually had paid zero.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: They do. We called They called Enterprise, like while they
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: were on the scene and they were like, we crashed
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: the car and they were like, all right, do you
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: guys want another It's like, no, we don't, absolutely not.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: But if you got if you get the like nine
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: dollars protection, you.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Know, we owed zero dollars, that is nice. Zero dollars.
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: You have any cars wrapped in like pontoon pockets.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Guardian helmet.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: One of the things that was cyber trucks back. Yeah.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: One of the things that was annoying me was when
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: people were like people would people were like because obviously,
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: like so we get in the crash, we don't tell anybody.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: We thought this was fully going like no one would
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: ever find out, and Maursh had to like tell like
• 39:15
  Speaker 2: hr and like we had to tell Austin. And then
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: once you tell Austin, it's why do you have to
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: tell Austin? Because he's like in charge of us what
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: he approves the budget for us, And then we got
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: to let him know, like, yo, we just crashed the car.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: The power structure is so insane.
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: It doesn't make any sense, but as of right now,
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: that's how it works. So we tell we told Austin.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: He wasn't mad, Like he doesn't. He doesn't give a fuck.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: Of course he's not mad, but he tells Dave, and
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: then Paul texts Dave. Paul not a fan, to be honest,
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: legal Paul, No, I just thought the text was weird.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: What do you saying that's a necessary text?
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: No, I know it's necessary text, but just being like,
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: these guys are fucking idiots. Did he say that it
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: was to some extent?
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Read that?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Can we can we find the text?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: There were jokes being thrown around. I mean, you got
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: you well, you're pulling it up. I'm at a calorie
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: deficit right now. Yeah, get some new tell in you.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but that's probably stale by now. You
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: probably need a fresh breadstick.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: I'm going to go back in.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I've had nothing but great experiences with Legal Paul Francis.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you're the same.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: I am. I love that guy. That's good for you guys.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I've had like off hours conversations like he's on retainer
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: at all times that we can just fucking call up
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Legal Paul.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Look, I'm not anti Legal Paul. No, no, no, I
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: want to get that.
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: I don't like that guy.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not anti that. I just I just didn't love
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: the way that that text read personally.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: You wanted him to suck you guys off for totaling
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: a car. Our legends have totaled a car. What he said,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: fear not here, it is right here, the bush guys.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: Can you read that?
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Francis mouthful? I'm sorry, No, I got it. This will
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: help me get it down. The bush guy's got in
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: a car accident in the UK. The Renald got messed
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: up and the airbag went off. But unfortunate but fortunately
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: sounds like everyone is okay.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: They fine so far.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: They hit another car, but that driver said she was
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: okay too, and yes, it was because they were driving
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: on the wrong.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: This is where he loses me.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: Parentheses can't make this up.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: That's where that person that's where he loses me.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: You taking that personally, it's.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: The parentheses that if there was no parentheses there, I
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: think I would have been fine with it. It's the
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: parentheses that really got me. Why why, I don't know,
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: because it's just like that reads is like.
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: There's another way, no, another way to read make this
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: ship up, another way to read that, another way to
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: read that. You know what, why don't we get him
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: in here right out there?
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, we don't have to get him any
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: and then like making you'll you'll, yeah, you'll say all this,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: but you don't want to face him obviously not Why
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: would I want to do that because it is still
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: still going to see this And then yeah, but I'm
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: joking around. I'm not. I'm not going to have him
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: in here and be like, the way that you handled
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: this was very unprofessional. I don't care this guy. Yeah,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: I'm not. I don't actually care that legal pol obviously
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: has to send this text, but.
• 42:13
  Speaker 3: Hold on, may I just for a second. Yeah, the
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: way I another way to read that and you might
• 42:18
  Speaker 3: be right. But another way to read that is the
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: most obvious explanation for why a group of Americans who
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: have just arrived in England would get into a car
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: crash is because they're driving on the wrong side of
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: It's a tale as old as time. It's like, but
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: it didn't. It's a it's a trope. It's like a
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: hacky joke. Yeah, yeah, right, and sure enough it happened.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: You can't make it up. The thing that everyone says
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: to be careful about happened. Yeah, not Bush is a joke.
• 42:49
  Speaker 3: But I'm driving in England is a joke. Yeah, that's another.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Way sas wants to be able to make mistakes and
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: then not Wait, well, hold the phone here.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: I didn't make a single mistake. But you got the
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: wrong guy, You got the wrong I wasn't in the car.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I wasn't even in the car from the bush. No,
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: I don't want to distance myself when the bush. But
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: I am I'm not taking I didn't. I wasn't driving
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Bush is the fist, brother. If I was in the car,
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: that would not have happened. And that's a fact of
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: the bus. No, I'm just saying I'm I'm very aware,
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: and I'm very aware of driving specifically, and I would
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: have noticed if we were driving on the wrong side
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: of the street, I would have known that.
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: Didn't that happen really quickly? They turned and they turned
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: and there was.
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: No one on the street. Like. So the the reason
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: that I, like I understood what happened was because when
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: I had to go pick them up. We're saying, in
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere, you got to drive down a
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: one way street for like five minutes to get to
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: the main road, and it's pitch blackout. You aren't really like,
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: you're just driving on a one way so you're not
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: thinking about it. Yeah, and then you go to merge
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: onto the main road and yeah, I guess they just
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: merged onto the wrong side, right. So my point would be,
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's no other cars on the road because
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: it was in the middle of nowhere and it's late.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: But they as soon as they turned onto the main
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: road is when the collision.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: No, no, it was like it was like a minute
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: after that.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: They were driving and they saw the headlights coming and
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: then and they're like the wrong no, no, no, wow,
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: look at this asshole, who's drunk?
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: They said, mares said that.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Whole blinds.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: First loses the classic cock fight. Maresh said that he
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: saw the car and he turned right to like swerve
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: out of the way, but then they turned left and
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: that's where they hit each other.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they turned into each other.
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: They turned into each other because they're both not there.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Maurite is thinking, yeah, let me tell you something. Can
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: I tell you where we're Well, look, I mean, yeah,
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: I'm fine with the if that happened jokes and that
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: not that, not that you necessarily have the wherewithal. But
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: if you see a car driving down the wrong side
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: of the road at you stop, Yeah, hit.
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: The brakes, just stop.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well they did. I mean they slowed down for sure,
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: pull off the road, that's what they That's what they
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: were trying to do. But when they both pulled off
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: the same way, I'll be honest, no, never mind, I'm
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: not gonna say it.
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, go ahead, stupid. But you're gonna say
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: something about how Masha's.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: No, I was gonna say something about the other person driving,
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Oh I wouldn't. It was it was her.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: It was her dumbass fault.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: You're gonna say no, just the way that she like
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: went about it was like a little like it was
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: a little odd, like she it seemed like she like
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: she didn't like she didn't care at all. And then
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: it almost seemed like she thought she did something wrong.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: I think she might have smoked meth before driving. I
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: have that over there.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think that you guys could have got away
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: with it and just blamed her if you just had
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: no No, I think they tried.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I think they got out of it. When they got
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: out of the car, they were like, what the fun?
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: And then there apparently there was like there was like
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: witnesses and she there's a bunch of people and they
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: were all like, yeah, you guys were in the wrong line.
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: And they were like, oh oh there were witnesses.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I thought it was like a backcountry rope.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: Uh not. It was like the main road, so there's cars.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: God damn.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Well, I didn't know it was her fault, So I'm
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: glad you. No, No, it wasn't.
• 46:18
  Speaker 2: It wasn't her fault. She handled it very well.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: How's that? How's handling it?
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Well? I don't really know. I wasn't there. It was weird.
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: Her boyfriend showed up like, didn't even say anything to her,
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: just grabbed her ass. What like do you mean like
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: like like squeezed it twice? Like we all saw it.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: It was bizarre, like he didn't even like he didn't
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: even like say like, oh my god, like are you
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: like he just went over and grabbed.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: He probably was like, let me claim, let me put
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I think that's what happens.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: I think her and Numbers were talking. Yeah, and he
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: was like this is mine. Yeah, So that was like
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: it was a little weird, right, Like that's a little
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: weird the deal. Isn't that a little odd? Fuck? No, no,
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: we all know this was not like this wasn't just me.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Everyone everyone saw. Dude, if you got in a wreck,
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: like like if you got if like Roan, I'm gonna
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: use you as an example just because you have you're married,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: but like if your wife got in a car accident
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: and she was okay, you wouldn't pull up on the
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: scene and be like I'm going for the ass first. Well,
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: you're like maybe a hug. When he got the call,
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: it was probably like.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Immediately his mind probably went to, like, if something's happened,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I might never get to squeeze.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Let's make sure my favorite part of her.
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what if her exploded? It deflated or.
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: He needed to check that because if it hadn't been,
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: then he's suing.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, he went. You know what was funny because I
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: was I was in the van when he showed up,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: like I was pulled over in the van. So he
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: pulls up, he pulls it in front of me, gets
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: out of the car, goes over, grabs her ass twice,
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: comes back to the car and grabs her jacket. And
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, so you you had to grab the
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: ass first, like that was like that was a goal.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Maybe maybe that's his way of comforting her. Yeah, it
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: could be, could be. I don't I take it back.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: I'm with you there. People it was bizarre monsters.
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: No, they're not monsters. They were great people.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: What did he look like? Was he like a hench
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: British dude?
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: He was just like a normal looking guy.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: And and I didn't even see her. Can we talk
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: about her ass?
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: I didn't even see her.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: What was the nature of her ass?
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: If? If it was stupendous matter, I don't really remember.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: I mean, he got a handful of it, so it
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: had to have been decently.
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: You know, it was a shape shape, did he you know?
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: Did it sort of seem like he was going into
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: the crack. He was going for everything so down in
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: the middle. The only thing he cared about in that
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: moment was the ass.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: And he squeezed it. Did they need to take his
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: hand off? And then squeezed?
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: He went back for seconds?
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: Really how far apart?
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Like maybe a full second?
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, So he took his hand off and went back again.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Or did he go scungry? It was like squeeze, squeeze And.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: What did you do with his hand between squeezes lower
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: the small of the back or did he just let
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: it hang?
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: I think he let it hang?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: That's crazy?
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Was he hard? Probably? Why did you watch this so closely?
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: Because there was polite like I was. I was literally
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: parts next to the scene. Who in the cops everywhere?
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Mook? Did you comment to him on it?
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: We everyone saw it. Everyone was like, what the fuck
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: was that?
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the weird part.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Look, it was bad. I'm not I'm not, I'm not.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: I don't know, probably like thirty okay.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: Now, well that woman was trying to drive around the bush.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was almost wrapped her car around the bush.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: It was really bad and I I uh, I mean,
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: I don't take full responsibility because I wasn't driving and
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: I wasn't in the car. But I do take responsibility
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: of like, we should have known better to send that crew.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with Marash? Nothing's wrong with Marash. Marash is
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: probably the most constable person there. But it's just too
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: much like Abe is a very like like Abe. Jerry Numbers.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Well, Abe is Frank's god brother, right, the wrong brother.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: No, that's right, that's the wrong Abe. This is twenty
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: a Miranda, This is twenty year old Abe. I think
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: a Miranda is twenty. But so it just shouldn't have
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: been that crew. Yeah you should. You should have had
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: a Numbers honestly, Yeah, like Numbers and Jerry together, it's
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: just it's too funny, Like they're too funny together, like
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: that you can't focus on anything.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: You think laughing so hard.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I think everyone was probably laughing so hard. Everything they
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: say is funny. Yeah, like they feed off of it.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: It's like it's like you're watching a sketch unfold in
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: front of you.
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: So I think it was just it was probably just
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: chaotic in the car and no one was paying attention.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: I was salted.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: I feel like you like blueballed with a lot of
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: the content, like what we have so.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Much content that we couldn't put out because of the crash.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: Why because it was all driving around being like this
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: is fucking insane.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: But I feel like all the content was like you
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: guys just getting to the pub and then it's like, well,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: what did you order at the pub or what was
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: the banter like at Like British pub culture is like
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: a huge and it's just like walking in.
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: We weren't in the pubs that we would go to.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: We were the only ones there. We were in the
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: middle of nowhere. It wasn't like we were in like
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: the heart of London, like getting a pint. It was
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: like we went to a place that like happened to
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: be able to make food.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: I would have wanted to.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I still would have wanted to see, like you having
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: some blood sausage or something.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: We didn't have we for a long time, Like the
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: place we went to. You had to go back to
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: that pub on the last night or the second to
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: last night. I believe my husband left some cans of
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: beans passed. Yeah, I don't know. It was it was
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: a tough weekend, to be honest, it was we've been
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: growing somebody to cabbage you can throw at. The crash
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: was terrible. The crash just set off the weekend to
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: be like a bad start, don't you think, Because then
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: we're going into the weekend being like we're fools. Like
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: ever we go to the venue, everyone's coming up to
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Marash taking photos with him, being like, this is the bloke,
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: this is the this is the lad that was driving
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: in the wrong lane. Can't you embrace that a little bit? Yeah?
• 52:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, can't you lean into that?
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: So this is how things go at Barstow.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: But then you lose the tournament as well, and then
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: you're like, okay, now this is actually really so.
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: I appreciate that you take this seriously as you do,
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: yeah yeah, and want your team to win and succeed,
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: but it it's an It's not hard for me to
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: call your trip a success in that everybody was talking
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: about you guys.
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: We said like the car crash saved us almost Yeah,
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: there you go.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I heard people being like Marsh was dropping in the
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: right lane and then he was like, this trip's been
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: a disaster. Yeah, and fucking far over the number of
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: memes that are on the New York Post.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Like Daily Mail is gonna have a field day with this.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: He's a mastermind.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: People are sending us being like, you guys, it was
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: in the Daily Mail. I was like, I think, like
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: you can just log into the Daily Mail and just
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: write an article. I don't think. I think it's just
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: like Wikipedia, like anyone can upload anything.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: You can. It's just absolute bullshit articles.
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Also like we didn't even get the credit for it either,
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Like we didn't even get the credit for crashing in
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: the car. It was all Dave. It's like the story
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: benefited Dave way more than it benefited us.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: That's what matters. Yeah, I mean what I mean, what
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: do you mean?
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: Credit are you talking about?
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: Weren't even in the headlines? What the headlines? Credit? Are
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: you gonna get Portnoy's dumbasses crash car? Yeah? Yeah, bush
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: in there? You know, dude, tag I tag the account
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: or something. Is this your first time, like being in
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: a wreck? Yes, being under you know, one of Dave's stories.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: I don't want to look foolish. If you will, I don't.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: I don't like to be made out to be a fool.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: I spent a year on a book that he said
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: he didn't make it through a fucking page. I'm a
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: fool that it's unfortunately I'm a fool and yet fine,
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: but you don't. I don't like being a fool. I
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: don't either, everybody. I want to be seen as a genius.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: We all.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Exactly, We all passed the Jester hat around here.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: We all do.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: And the people who do well are the ones who
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: can crash the car and jiggle the bells and dance
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: and then laugh at themselves.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, no, I mean I I this is.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: This is certainly not coming from a Sometimes I can
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: pull it off, and some times I can't. Tommy beat
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: me in the wonderlook and it fucking ate it my.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the thing. It's just sometimes you just crack
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: you know. I can take it for the most part.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: Like I was on the act for years they hated me.
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: I've been able to take it, like I've been through adversity.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you never cracked it, except for that time you've
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: shaved your head.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: No, That's what I'm saying is eventually it just it
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: pools over and you're like, I can't take it anymore.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: And it's what's weird. I couldn't relate more.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: And what's weird is that sometimes the thing that like
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: breaks the dam is the least significant of them all. Yeah. Yeah,
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: it's been building up and finally you hit that point.
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: And then then the sad part is it just looks
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: like that one thing was the one and people are like, well,
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: that reaction is totally out of line.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah with the offense. Yeah, but you're like, no, it
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: was three years of feeling.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's been stewing up and just building up
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: on me.
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: See I had a TMZ article about me, and my
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: mom printed it out and framed.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: It on her wall. Really, oh yeah from recently.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, she's super proud of it. They're writing about
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: my boy.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Oh. That was the thing too, is that no one
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: told anybody. So when Dave tweeted this screenshot out, I'd like,
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: call my I call my parents and be like, you're
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: gonna find out about this. I didn't want them to
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: be like worried, you know.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: But it's a pretty quick call, right, Hey, I didn't
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: get in a crash Indian kid who doesn't have the
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: experience of driving on the streets of Bengal.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: I think it's necessary to say that he's Indian. I
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: don't think that. That's very relevant.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: That's just how I pictured you talk him to your
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: parents because you were like, this Indian kid, can't make
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: this up.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: In parentheses. You couldn't make this up. He's Indian.
• 56:27
  Speaker 3: You know how the British hate Indian people. Well, are
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: you sitting down?
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: M Yeah, I mean I guess, yeah, you guys are right.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: I mean I don't. I don't. First of all, yeah,
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: I'm not actually mad at legal Paul. So if he's
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: listening to this, I apologize for.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: The next Well, he's gonna hit you with the libel case.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: I fucking hope not.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: You're gonna hit you with a vicious slander case of
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: the car. This has been written and spoken.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: We got back to the house, Numbers is walking around.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: He's like my neck and Jerry's like numbers bury them.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: He said he was coming for workers comp But the crash,
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: Like the thing is, the crash killed the vibes completely,
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Like everyone was happy to be there and like excited
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: to be there, and then the crash.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: It's just I kind of think the crash and this
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: weekend going poorly. It is like when your star wide
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: out has a down year and so instead of having
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: to pay him a max contract. Now you get him
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: out a little bit of a discount. Yeah, you guys
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: finished eighth in this tournament. So now four guys that
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: would have left for greener pastures have to stay with
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: the team a little bit longer because they have to
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: dig out of the hole that you put them in.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Well, we didn't put them in the hole. They put
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: them the hole.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: But what movie have you ever watched where the team
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: wins the first tournament? Yeah, and then that's it.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Well, we didn't win the first tournament.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: This is my point, this is your this is where
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: like things started out. Well, it's just a trip. The
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: team's cook and you know, tell you ride Bush. Everyone's
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: talk about it. Oh there, big trip Birmingham.
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: And then yeah, it's the first seat of the movie.
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: It's the fall. It's the fall from grace.
• 58:15
  Speaker 3: And now you got to fight your way back, which
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: means that the redemption at the end of the arc
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: will feel that much sweeter. There is goodness coming to you, guys.
• 58:23
  Speaker 3: I hope you just have to continue to believe.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, were you filming when that car crash happened?
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: Mikey, was you gotta put that in the doc? No?
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: But he like didn't really get this. He didn't really
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: get the clip. He didn't really get it because like
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: when he crashed, he said, he just it's like it
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: had cut out, like it did. He accidentally pressed stop.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: That's convenient.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, kind of unfortunate, but yeah, something makes sense.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: I don't think he was really thinking about the content
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: in the heat of the crash.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: But it's the difference between a guy like Mikey and
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: a guy like Frankie.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: Well that's why Austin's art exactly.
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: Just need Frankie sitting next to Dave at the Super
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Bowl and Dave's getting pulled out by security all over it.
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: I know, truly.
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Actually, I know what's funny. As we showed that video
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: to the players, we were showing them old barstool videos.
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: That's Frankie. To have kept his head in that moment
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: is like worthy of a fucking peabody.
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, he knew Dave would murder him if
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: he did.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: That's that's a cynical way of thinking about it.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: I think that there was like another moment before that
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: that had happened where it wasn't fully filmed or something like,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: there was like a lesson that was like, Hey, if
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: this happens, you better be fucking deal.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: I could be wrong wrote the book.
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: Let's take all the credit away from Frankie.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: And give it back to Dave.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: Actually Austin, but Dave Portnoy's cameraman luckily maintains.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Dave frames a perfect shot for his cameraman. Tell your
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: bush sucks there, thank you. You know what they mean
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: in that song where he's like, I just want to
• 1:00:03
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• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't know what that means. Can we
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: look up what that means?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Are any of those one million bottles of water filled?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Most of them are just cracked with one sip from them?
• 1:00:16
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• 1:00:24
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• 1:00:30
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• 1:00:34
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• 1:00:36
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• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: Oh carrots, Oh, I say carrots. Let me get the
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: carrots in the ranch.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: Carrot. I like that.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: That's I knew. I didn't like that, knew I didn't
• 1:00:48
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• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: myself already.
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  Speaker 1: There's supposedly some new AI doc that's coming out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: made me think, you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, apparently we've we've achieved a g I singularity.
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  Speaker 3: Finally, it's about time I got a doc wreck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Murdoch Doc was excellent.
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  Speaker 2: One that came out like five years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Rupert Murdoch, not murd Dog, oh dog whatever, Murdoch, like
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: Rupert Murdoch, his kids, the family upon which Succession was based,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: and I thought the show was a pretty fictionalized version
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: of their family. It is pretty damn.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Close, doesn't the white one I saw like a little
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: bit of this, doesn't. Didn't the wife likes she basically
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: tell you I bushed someone with her car. Really, didn't
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: she kill someone?
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, there was a car accident and they like swept
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: under the the they did, they did, lucky them.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: It was like his blonde wife first, I think was
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: his first wife, the British one. And because he controlled
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: the press, so he controlled news of the world, which
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: was the tabloid sort of sensation in London or in England. Anyway,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna tell a story.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: Just watched the I don't think they have freedom of
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: speech out there in England.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah they do.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: I think I was trying to watch the Net and
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: Yahoo documentary and I couldn't said not available in this country,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: was blocked.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: I tried to watch like friends once over there blocked.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: They don't have freedom of speech.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna draw too many.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: Could Smelly wasn't available on any of the platforms. Well,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: you know, Ross and Rachel like it was like it
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: shows up when you look it up and then you
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: try to watch it and says not available in this country.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that well blocked. Who knows?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: You think that that's like about? You think it's that's
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: about like Jews controlling the media and it's like a paramount.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Did I ever say those words?
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: Dude? You got your hair back. By the way, it
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: was fucking.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Awesome again, thank you. I appreciate it.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: I was so I missed it from earlier. I know.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: Now it's got that nice sort.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: Of like don't don't don't do my warheads issy, I know.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: So anyways, we get in the car crash, then we
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: go to bed. Everyone sleeps horrible because they were all
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: jet lugged, and then we go to the tournament. The
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: thing that sucks was we we never even really got
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: to enjoy the tournament because like day one, everyone was
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: just felt like the first day of the tournament, everyone
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: just felt fucking awful, like everyone was just exhausted. No
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: one slept at all. And then we get through the
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: day we win, all of our matches were in the
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: winner's bracket. Is this Friday? This is Friday, and then
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Saturday everyone gets a great night or that night everyone
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: gets a great night of sleep. That's when you smoked. Yeah,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: I don't remember, but we uh, we went. We went
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: in to the tournament. We're playing Ohmit, which is like
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: the other big there's like three big teams and challengers,
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: and like that's one of them is Ohmit, and they
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: smoked us, smoked us, and we I thought we were
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: gonna win that. And then we go to losers brackets.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: So now we're one were single elimination. If we lose
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: one more map or if we lose one more series,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: we're out. And as soon as we went into that
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: loser's bracket, I was like, we're done, it's over, because
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: we shouldn't have lost to them, and then it was
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: just the energy. It was terrible, Like we just didn't
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: have like good vibes at all.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: The funniest thing is whenever someone like whenever whenever team wins,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: when a team just.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah it's the best, Yeah it's the best.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: But that but that was.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Like talk shit to you. Like they stood up like
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: ready to talk shit and they saw you were fucking
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: like they were talking shit before lascid, like you guys
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: look pathetic.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just not a good We didn't. The
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: problem is is that one of the guys that got
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: picked up from our team that we had in the
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: first Major, like he was that guy. He was the
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: guy that would like get up and be like you
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: guys fucking suck and like like shit on other people.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: And uh, we didn't have that energy, and it it
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: showed it's really hard to like rally and like regain
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: the moment to them when you don't have someone like
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: that to be like, let's fucking get going again.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: I texted Jerry a few weeks ago and I said,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: you know, I'm I'm actually genuinely and I'm not just
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: saying yes, I'm a big fan of what you guys
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: are all doing this, and I would love to come
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 3: sometime to let you come and give the team a
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: pump up spech.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: I try, we try. You don't have I just send
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: them clips. Yeah, you don't have like locker rooms. Were
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: you ever a captain of one of your teams that
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: you're so? I was a captain, yeah, and I would
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: give our team speeches.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: What would sound like?
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: Well, one time we played n YA, which was North
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: Yarmouth Academy, but we called them Nazi Youth Academy because
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: they were the private school across the train tracks from
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: our public school, which basically felt like a private school
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: but was definitely still public versus private. Same town, big rivals,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: and we played them at home under the lights on
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: a Friday night my senior year. I think both teams
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 3: were undefeated, and I remember at that time I was
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: just like, I think I'd been dumped by Hillary or something.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: I don't remember her last.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: Name, bullshit, Yeah, never forgotten the last name.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: What was her name? I'll think of it her. I
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: think her name was Hillary, but I can't remember her
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: last anyway. The point is she had dumped me, or
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: had not been interested in me or something, and it
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: was embarrassing. And then I had gotten like a grade
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: on a test that I thought I had done better on,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: and I was just like, we got all. We had
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: this shed, and the whole team gathered in the shed,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: and we knew it was going to be a packed house,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: like the whole school was turning out. These were our
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: huge rivals. Our pump up music was playing our opening song,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 3: which got us so jacked up. And I gathered at
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: everyone in and I said something like, all right, boys,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 3: like you know, I'm gonna tell you guys right now.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: And I looked all of them, you know, and I said,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: uh uh, school fucking sucks. Yeah, girls are the fucking worst,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: But there is nowhere on earth i'd rather be right now,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: they standing here with you boys, ready to walk out
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: there and kick their fucking ass. Yeah, And I got
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: it was kind of all. It was short.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, all of this is bad, but
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 2: there is nowhere I'd rather be than.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: Are here right now. I'm getting chills just singing yeah
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: or fucking jacked up, ready to fucking drive through the
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: car in Britain and anyway, so I uh, we we
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: went out and we beat them, I think thirteen twelve damn.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: I think I went four and two.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: That's close or goals to counter strike mass.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: Jam Miller was excellent back then and that night. It's
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: probat of the speech and uh and Johnny Curry also
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: really really solid. Both those guys were so good at
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: attack then.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: That's what they were called Mauritian England. There was probably
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: the speech, honestly that put you guys over the top.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we I tried, I tried what was yours?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: So I didn't I didn't have a speech, but I
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: went up to one of our guys and they said,
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: be relentless today.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: That's ridiculousless. Look you're a problem. The problem, Harry is this,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: those guys know that you're not good at call of duty.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 3: That's the proble that is, so they don't respect you.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: Are right about that. They I don't. I don't play
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: call of duty, but they know that we're like passionate
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: about it and we're not enough.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: It's as if you're a fan they're treating. They need
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: to fucking put the muzzle on dog now.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: No, they I will say, maybe I'm not the guy
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: to get them fired up, but like Jerry can get
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: them going. Jerry can sure, and they definitely respect Jerry,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: but you just don't think they respect me as well.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: I don't think they do. They do, doesn't definitely do, Abe, Abe,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: you they were laughing at Jerry and and and Numbers.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: Abe was cracking jokes. Remember fucking Hary.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: Now they're laughing at me. Yeah, but your staff, I
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: think they're laughing at Jerry and Numbers. You and a staff.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: I know we are unfortunately, but everybody comes up and
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: recognizes Jerry.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's the Jerry show.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: They're just sitting there.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: I got no problem to be this staph. Yeah. I
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: don't got to be a star, but we gotta win.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: Like eighth, that's not going to do it.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: I think you need the It's from what I can tell.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: These fucking kids on your team.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: No, they're good people. No, fuck those they're good people.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: They're good guys.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: What are their names again?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: Abe and Abes, bran Abe and Joe are new to
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: the team. Byron and Lou have been on the team.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I just think these guys are
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: aren't embracing their opportunity and they're taking it for granted
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 3: and they're very entitled. No, and I need to go
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: in there and I need.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: To fucking I think I do think that would help.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: I think that would help. I think we could use
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: the motivation. But they are they are They're not entitled guys,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: and they want to threaten them. You could, it would
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: probably help, but they are like, they are very like.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: Like as much as we care, they care ten times more.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: Parents are retarded. The huzz suck. But all we have
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: is us now.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: They talk to gamers speak. They don't show up on time.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: They do show up on time or not. They're always
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: on time.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 3: You told me that they don't want to stay in
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: the same hotel and shit.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: That was major one. That was the first tournament. Those
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: guys we that. That's that's been just like we're fine.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 2: We handled that.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: Is that whole team out now and a new two
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 3: of those.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: Guys are gone.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: Who did you lose?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: We lost Cap and Chris and Spark, Cap and Spark
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: and who was there of that is currently on the team.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: Byron and lou So Byron and lou are are they
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: glue guys?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 3: Glue?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: They're glue guys. Actually, Byron's the face of the team.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: Byron is like is he is the glue guy?
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: Byron.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 2: He's our leader. Like he he's the guy. Like that's
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: what I was saying about when we lost Spart was
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: the other guy that would like get people going. Byron
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: is the other guy that does that. But it's like
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: he can't. It's hard when it's just when there's only
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: one guy like that.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to talk tobout him. Maybe.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he needs to be get Like you need to
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: give him a speech.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: We need we should have him on the pot, should
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: have him come in into the pot. What's he doing now?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: He is flying back? Okay? Yeah, like I'd like to
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: get him now, can.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 3: We pick him up?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know if he's going into w R yes, yeah,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 2: but he lives in Jersey, Like we got to get
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: to him today.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because like Atlanta, Like if if the same thing
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: that happened in Brum happens in Atlanta.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys are are fucked.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: The real worry is that Byron might get picked up
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: by a protein God damn it, dude. Which if that happens,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 2: we're like, we're in a really bad spot.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: So this is why we're gonna what we need to do.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you we've already got we've already got like
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: we're already moving, like this ship doesn't stop.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna say to Byron, look, man, you stick with
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: the team through the end of the run. I'll give
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 3: you seventy five thousand dollars. Oh that would be great, Yeah,
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: because I would be really gill. I was on the
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: verge of buying a second painting this week.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: That was seventy five K.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: This one was twenty five okay, but then I remembered
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to save one hundred thousand dollars.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, which everyone got mad at me for saying,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: which is insane to me.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: It's a goal. You're going to be mad at me for.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not necessarily going to achieve it.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: An It's a goal, and which guess what if I
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: don't reach it and I only save thirteen thousand, at
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 3: least at least I've saved some money.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: I don't think it's tone deaf say that I want
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: to save money.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it is either.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: It's ignoble. Yeah, it's nasty of you and dark and elitist.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: I have no idea if I will. But I did
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 3: avoid buying this second painting, which was really tough.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: Well, if you could pay Byron his salary, I mean, yeah,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: it would be fun.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Is that an investment though? Like, how are you going
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: to get that money back? Like that painting's going to appreciate.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: That's the problem.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: That is the problem. We're in such a time. Take
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: this hold on, all good, all good, We're just we're
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: in a tight spot.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: You'll be able to get through it. But if you
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: can get some of Francis's money, like.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 2: We'll go Because the problem is is, like right now
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: we were talking about when we were there, we're competing
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: against these Saudi teams and they are just that we can't.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: We would need the budget of all of Barstool to
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: compete with them.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Well do you think that like this you could get
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Saudi money?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: No? I don't think we I think we've I think
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: we're too far gone.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Well, you did say a lot of nasty stuff about
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: the ri Odd Comedy Festival.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: I did, and then we said a lot of that,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: like we've the teams, don't the team doesn't like us.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: Who the Saudi team? We got just one.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of I think that's good that they
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: speaking with the Saudi team fifteen of the nineteen hijackers
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: seventeen seventeen? Who's counting me?
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Who so am I?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: And I haven't forgot?
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 2: Never forget, never forget?
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Who wasn't? Where are the other ones from.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 3: H like Oman and Yemen or some shit? Or maybe maybe? Yeah,
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: that is a good question. Are you sure?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 3: Seventeen? Thought?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Can we look up how many of the hijackers.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: Were, how many of the hijackers were shouty?
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: And where are the rest of them from? Let me
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: find out that one of them was from Jersey.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'll say the one thing that the one
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: thing that really that really got me this weekend was
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: the comments.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: Oh it is fifteen. I don't know why I let
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: you do this to me.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: Well, you said nineteen, No, he said fifteen of the nineteen,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: and now you're doing that. I said seventeen, and I
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: was so I was wrong in every which way. Look,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: I'm willing, I'm fucking retarded, I'm bad at my job.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: Well at least you can read the comments. Yeah, oh uh.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 3: Two were from UAE, one was from Egypt, and one
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: from Lebanon. I'm going to take an l there too,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: because I said Oman and Yemen and those aren't.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: I mean, there're none of those people are from where
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: they say, so it doesn't even matter, like who get
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Like honestly, like all of that's.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 3: Fake talking about what do you mean? What do you mean?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: They're all plants.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 3: Oh boy, here we go.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: Oh boy, these are just George Bush's good old boy
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: for his boys. They're all from Texas.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was all Texas Rangers Farm System guys.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean we got so we we got eliminated.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: Getting eliminated was maybe the most frustrated I've ever been
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: in my entire life, because it's like we got like
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: nine screens with the chat up and they're just you guys, suck,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: fuck you guys. You're all getting fought daves firing all
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 2: of you guys. This was a massive failure.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: I actually hired a click farm too.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, me and Francis. That's how it felt.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: It felt that way, going felt that way. Yeah, I broke,
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: I broke.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Don't let up.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 2: I feel like I've been so good at like ignoring
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: comments for the last like three years, probably, but I
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: guess because we've all have really only been doing this show,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: which it's pretty like we get there's not a lot
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 2: of nasty comments on this show until Nick Mallon comes on.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: Until Nick mahon comes on, then a lot of nasty comments.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: But it was probably that combined with this.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: It was it was a combo of both, and it
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: was Yeah, there's people being like this is like like
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Dave's shutting down the book, Like it's just it's annoying
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 2: because it seems like people want it to fail so bad.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: But it's like it actually, like what you said, like
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: what you said about like regarding the placing, like it
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 2: it actually went well, Like we got a lot of
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 2: good content out and it all did well.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: Which is why let me tell you something, dude, if tomorrow,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: somehow the Bush actually got shut down, all of those
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 3: people would immediately be like, wait, what the fuck? Yeah,
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 3: we loved this. They there, they would they would do that. Yeah,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: that's how.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: It's just like the change of tune, the video that
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: we put out, that owner's meeting that we put out
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: with Austin, it's just there's now we got the problem
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: is now we got like seventy five Austin's in the chat,
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: just all being like, well, this wouldn't have happened if
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: we had an adult in the room and being like like, like, dude,
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: we we we streamed on Sunday. We streamed on some
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: which fucking sucked, like our team's not in it anymore.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: So we streamed the Challenger's Grand Finals. Well, at least
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: you filmed through the end of the last final, right
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: we did. This is the biggest like bunch of fucking
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: bullshit I've ever heard. We streamed the Challengers Finals. We
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: are a Challenger's team, right, That's what we're there to cover.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: But then that ends and then the CDL finals start.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: We're not covering the CDL.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: What's that?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: The Professional League? Oh? They were there too, Yeah, they
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: were there, and they we didn't stream the grand finals
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: of the Professional League because we had to go film
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 2: the arrest of our Challengers content. And people took that
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: as like, oh, these guys are lazy as fucking don't try,
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: and it's.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: Like, hey, basically they filmed the bronze medal game but
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: not the gold medal game.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: Because we just wanted to get an extra hour of
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: streaming in. It had nothing to do. We were just
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: doing that out of just like for the fans I did.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: Why would I don't understand why would why would you
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: be covering the CDL exactly number one and number two?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: Why were they there in the same place that you guys.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 2: Because there was a dream hack event, and so it's
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: like all.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 3: Of the east to say, last stream hack, I got it. Yeah,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 3: that actually weirdly does make sense. Those words are perfect.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 3: Just pulled it together for me.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Actually it's a dream hack of it.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: No, but it was super annoyed. Like that was super
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: annoying when people were like, oh, they didn't stream the
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: Grand Finals, like these guys are so lazy, and it
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: was like, dude, the people that were competing with to
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: stream the Grand Finals have over one hundred thousand concurrent
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: live viewers. Like we weren't sent there to do that,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 2: Like we did our job.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: There's dudes on a desk like it's the NBA Finals
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: later at TNT yes, like we were sitting there like
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: Charles Barkley and suits.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: It's like if we it's like, yeah, there was ay,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: that's not the content that we're there to do. And
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: b our viewership was five percent of what it was
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: when our team was playing. It was completely useless.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: I think one thing that I would tell you is
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: that if you want all of this to stop, stop
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: swimming upstream.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm never going to stop just stream with
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: the current. I'm not a guy that just brush.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah we should. We fucking did it well.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 2: I mean if the fans can be like we're retarded,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 2: like I can be like, no, you guys are retarded,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: like I'm allowed to have that. I'm not saying I
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: hate the fans.
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Where if you wear the hat then they stop calling
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: you the thing.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: No, I'm just acknowledging the fact that they were wrong
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: about what they thought. Like like them be like they
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: just don't understand what we were doing. Like it's very
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: easy to be like they didn't finish the job, Like
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: they didn't do what they were supposed to. It was like, no,
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: we actually did. Like, you guys have no idea what
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: you're talking about.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: So it's like that.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just scout. I'm just gonna say that. Fine. Yeah,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: And then we went back to the house to finish
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: filming all of our confessionals for the documentary that we
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: put out at the end of it, which for some
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: reason people were like, people just lie. It's crazy.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: I think all of this will be You'll you'll be
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: absolved once all that content comes out, it just needs
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: to get edited.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: But we've put out so much content from the trip,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: like we've put out it, put it.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: You haven't put out the part what is this so
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: in the weeds. You haven't put out the part that
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: shows what you guys were doing while people thought you
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: should have been streaming the thing.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess it's just annoying. It's fuck like
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: losing and then having to read all that shit. I
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Yeah.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to go on your first class flight
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: home fucking pissed off.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Did Can you fill us in on some of like
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: the cultural parts of it, like did you have what?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Did you have a cheeky pint?
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: And know we were we streamed that. You were streaming
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: the entire time.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: There's video of you guys had a pub, all of
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: you guys together. You said you went to multiple pubs,
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: Like what were.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: That was doing?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: At the end?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 2: We just got dinner. I didn't get anything to drink?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: What uh?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: What'd you have for dinner?
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 2: I had chicken every night. The first time I had
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: fish and chips? How was it fine? Standard?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: Not great?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: No, it was fine.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 3: I think sometimes it's quite good and sometimes it's quite.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: The curry sauce was very good.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 3: Oh they had that from Ash.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: No, they had that from me, and then uh, and
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: then I don't even remember, Like I had fries for
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: every single I ate fries for every single meal. Yeah,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: chips all I've eating this week.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: It was it fun to say chips.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: No, it wasn't. I didn't even say it. I said
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get fries.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: Did you spend any time in London or you just
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 3: went straight from the airport to Birmingham.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: He went to London for like maybe five minutes and
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: then went straight to Birmingham.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: Five minutes stop for a quick musical.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: Five quick five minutes stop the opposite direction of the
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 2: airbnb for two hours to then get their park, go
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 2: to the bathroom and leave. So that's that really sucked.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: That was the one where people were like, this is
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 2: fucking awful.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Damn a lot of time in transit. I feel like
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: London traffic is shit too.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, can you they got a lot of issues
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: over there that they got to work on.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: Can you explain the nicky numbers thing? Is he is
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: he being paid for any of this.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: No, No, he's just there. What does he do in
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: his life? He is a firefighter really, yeah, but he's.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Got no he doesn't answer to no one.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: He doesn't answer to anybody. How tall is he probably
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: like five to eight.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: Him and Jerry are built in the same factory there.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: They've non toes ince Kindergarten is numbers strong. Yeah, he's
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: fucking jack.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: That's kind of what I thought.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, every morning it rounts like eight miles and then
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: he immediately starts drinking. Oh my kind of guy I
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: love because he says you got to earn them. Yeah,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: but he's not like this ship that he's drinking is insane.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: It's not like he's just like having a beer.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: No, I haven't been having beers at all. I'm only
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: drinking cock I'm only on cocktails right now. Like what
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 3: kind of gronies marks, I don't know. I'm not a
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 3: teeny guy. But I will drink the brown. I like
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: a Manhattan or an old fashioned, just that kind of stuff.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: I was gonna get a Guinness if we won, but
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: we didn't. Oh, that would not have a Guinness.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: You would have had one just a single beer.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have a Guinness sick cool. I mean,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: you know it's it's like good out there. Yeah, Ireland
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: Fresh travel as well. That's enough.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: I had a fucking I had a lovely cocktail last night.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: It was like a tequila. Uh had like a peach
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: flavor and there's like a leaf in it or something.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: It was at that place, Uh Coca.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 3: Dec Oh, that's supposed to be really good.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: It was really good. Chicken place, Chicken place like it chicken.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: You know I love chicken. It's fried.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: It's fried chicken.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: Oh that's good. It's a fried chicken.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: That's your signature dish.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: Really, the bucket of fried chicken. Oh yeah, it would
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: have fucking knocked your socks off. Honestly, we should have
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: gone there for your birthday.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: That would be cool. Kokaeda act is actually French for KFC,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: so it's a fancy version of that.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: French for a cheeky Nando's run. Yeah, you guys didn't
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: do Nando's out there. We didn't do ship How do
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: you not get a cheeky Nandos?
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 3: I went to Evelina in Brooklyn in Fort Green last night.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: How was it?
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: They have a Negroni menu. That's I love it. Another
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 3: reason I went was because they have two very early
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 3: commissioned murals from the artist who's painting.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: I bought, What the fuck painting did you buy? Why
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: are you talking about this painting? Like I know about
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: this painting. What painting is?
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 3: She's amazing. I've been I've been on the hunt for
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: a piece of hers for four years and they always
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: sell out. It's like, who paintings.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: Would be? Like, that's a funny joke.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: Why because she's the woman's painter.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: You could think, dude, my building, my apartment building. They
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: got Georgia O'Keeffe everywhere, So we just got vaginas all
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: over the lobby.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: She is very pussy forward.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, there's a.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: At the Brooklyn Museum. There's like, uh, there's a table
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: of twenty seven. It's like twenty seven women and every
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: plate is uh is like just a different pussy. Yeah,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: it's just like twenty twenty seven vaginas. And then there's
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: like Georgia, the Georgia O'Keefe one. It is like the
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: it's like the centerpiece of course, apex predator vagina.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: So you're dropping, you're dropping just money on paintings, only
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: about one about one? What happened to the spectrum painting
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: or the the Samsung painting? What the sam the Samsung,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: the fake frame, the TV frame? What happened to that?
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: Just get that.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: Five thousand dollars.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: Hold on a minute, Hold on, hold on, slow down.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: I deleted Facebook, Marketplace and Facebook for my phone because
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: I was spending too much time with people for shit.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah that said, I am desperately trying to replace all
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 3: of my light switch plates, which are plastic and white
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 3: with brass or titanium knobs and dimmers. And I've spoken
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: and said this, and I could really use the help
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 3: of a license to electrician happy to pay in the
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: son of a boy, Dad merch.
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: What does this have to do with the Samsung frame
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: or the Georgia o'keeith.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: That you bought.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 3: Well, we're getting there, We're getting there. I didn't want to.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: I haven't done the Samsung frame, yeah, because that's going
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 3: to go in the betterment. I don't know. I don't
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 3: know if I want a TV in the bedroom.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 2: Well, that's why it doubles down. Is a painting?
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just couldn't make up my mind on that yet.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: We'll get there.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 2: Which is it isn't it? Like a thousand bucks.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 3: You can get them on Facebook marketplace for like you
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: can trade them for like a couch or.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: Something, trade them for a painting.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: You barred it for the some magic beans for them.
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but who's this? Who's this?
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: Uh painting?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 3: So I saw her work like four years ago in
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: that restaurant. I really liked it. She's also done a
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 3: bunch of paintings in Fouquets in New York. Have you
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 3: ever been there?
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I have not.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: That place is times. I've never actually really spent time there.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: That's too fancy for me and nice. Yeah, it's a
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: little casual for my liking. Well you're black.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: TSU too fancy for me.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: I don't like it.
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: It's a hotel in New York where I think. I
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: think it's like a it's a spend a night. There's
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: like twenty four hundred bucks. Goddamn, it's crazy. But she's
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: got some cool work in there, and so I've been
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: wanting a piece of person. To buy a painting from
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 3: a lot of these emerging artists is similar to buying
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: a watch, where you can't just walk into the gallery
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: and buy one. Yeah, you have to establish relationship.
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: Which I think that's so dumb, just take the money.
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 3: Well no, but hold on, all of the paintings are
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: actually accounted for, And unlike a rolex or whatever, a
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 3: painter can only paint x amount of paintings in a year.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 3: So maybe she does two shows a year, five six
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: paintings and it's just popular. All of those will be
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: accounted for by people who have been following the artist
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 3: and have been on the list to try to buy
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 3: for a while. So it took me four years to
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 3: finally get to a position where I got built in
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 3: the relationships. I got that first pick.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 2: Of this batch.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: What first, I need to see what these paintings look
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: like Andy dinkhim. Can we look up Andy Dinkham.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 3: Not only can you look up Andy Dinkin, but you
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 3: can probably find the piece.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: That I bought Andy Dinkin's and d I E yeah that.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: Oh I bought a piece from him. I think it's
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: a woman or her.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, go to the whatever one of these big
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: scenes A lot?
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 2: What I like these a lot.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: This is the Simpsons. This is like the Simpsons opening credit.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like these scenes. Oh, I fuck with that.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 3: They're huge, uh and they're kind of scenes of dining
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: and festivity and sort of uh squirrel art. Sure, I'm
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 3: just it probably is girl art, but I like it.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: It's warm.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know a whole lot about art. I don't know.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: Shit, great, it feels great.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: I don't think that is.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: I liked it in the I liked it in that restaurant,
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: and I've liked the stuff she's made since then. So
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: I finally was able to buy one it. Uh do
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: you want me to tell you? The price? Is that
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: Ghosts twenty sixteen?
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 3: Which is a lot? Which is a lot?
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: I mean it's like you could get like two and
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: a couple two espresso machines.
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: Well, you're right, I'm selling blood these days. Oh yeah, yeah, cells,
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: selling blood, selling sperm.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, take my body.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: But I but I bought this before I decided to
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 3: buy this, before I made the promise to myself to
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 3: save money. So then, oh man, there was another artist
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: that came forard.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: You ever thought about just like putting your own little
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: getting your own little work on top of it. Do
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: you think anyone's ever like bought a painting and been like,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna fix.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: And touch that up a little bit, like this part.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: Just drawing like some titties on one of these women.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 3: There's another artist then who you know. Once you get
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: into this like world, it's like anything where all of
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: a sudden you have like an advisor, like an art advisor. Yeah,
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: and they say like, hey, by the way, giving your tastes,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: we have these other these are by the way, these
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 3: are called emerging artists. Like I can't buy established artists now, no,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 3: I mean the art world. Yeah, like Rothkos are selling
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 3: at Sotheby's auctions right now fifty three million.
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a little match.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 3: You know, get bask yachts whatever, Coons on and on
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: it's yeah, klimped just set the record.
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: Coons does some kind of paintings that where it's like
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: one type of he'll have like a or like a
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: classic thing and then like something modern painted over the
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: top of it. But that dude is so big that
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: he'll he like he doesn't do his own art. He
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: just has like people working on his art, like teams
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: artists working underneath him on his art. That insane.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: It's franchised. Yeah, it's like having physicians assistance and thinking
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: that you're gonna go see the actual doctor.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: Right, and you just have a first year medical student
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: in a decade. Yeah, exactly, you have residence. Yeah, you're
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: just seeing residents. It's a crazy world. I can't believe
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: you're in the art world.
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: Well I'm not this a I pumped the brakes. I
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 3: got one, and I'm gonna now I'm gonna wait a
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: long time. But that took an amount of willpower. That
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 3: was crazy because I was immediately put onto another artist
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 3: that I kind of discovered myself. Can we look up
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: this guy, Casey Boulding b O L D I N G.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: I think you guys, this is more mail art, right,
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 3: So check out some of his stuff he's got. Seeing
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: he's from Colorado. Go down a little. I think there's
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: some cool ones. There's like some yeah, I mean some
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: of this stuff is really cool, really textual.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, uh, you know how much of one of the means.
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: Of the West.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: How did you and how did you discover him?
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: I'm on an email list for one of these galleries
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 3: and they're like, hey, there's this new and I get
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: one a week.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: Got an email. Yeah, but but you got an email
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: of someone else saying check out this guy's art.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: Ignored.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: I ignored.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: That's literally how Christopher Columbus found America.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to talk for the rest of the podcast.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 2: No, it's funny.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: I think finding an artist is such a such a flex.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: I thought I found an artist one time. Can you
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: look up a guy named Brandon Deaner. One time I
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: was walking out of a waffle house and I saw
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: this dude the sketching on napkins and I was like.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 2: I need a like I need like, I need one
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: of one of these.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: It was just like what he was drawing on the napkin.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: And he was like, I'm not like selling them, and
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: I was like, I just want one of them, like
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 1: I give you twenty bucks for it or something. I
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: didn't know who he was, and he was like no.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: And then I was I was walking out, he like
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: walked up, like stopped me and like handed me a
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: napkin that he had drawn on and uh and then
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 1: he had like a Nike collab this year or something.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: I think he's like blowing up.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 2: He kind of just blew you out of the water. Francis.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: That's how you discover he smoked to. This guy was
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: writing on nap He was drawing on napkins. When Ron
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: found him. He didn't even have a piece of paper.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: Really similar to how Harry Potter was written. I think
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: you're mistaking brand with JK Rowling.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: But and then he was like and the the goblins
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: are going to be Jewish.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, that's a good idea of Brandon.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: But that the they you know, they did they do Listen,
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: I'm a sucker for scarcity. Yeah, I get I succumbed
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 3: to scarce scarcity an urgency right as soon as someone
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: tells me, like, by the way, we didn't think you know,
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: because I had been I had inquired. I was like, hey,
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 3: Casey Boldening, I like this guy, like what are the prices?
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: Do you have anything available? And they're like, we don't
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 3: have anything. He just did a show in La All
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: of his paintings sold out in a fucking second. In fact,
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: there was a long list. And then for the next show,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: which is going to be in September, he's going to
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: probably have whatever five or six paintings. There's a list
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: of one hundred people who are like presumably billionaires, who
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 3: are all going to get one.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 2: They probably don't even go.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: How dare you ask?
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 3: And you're like, ah, fuck, all right, well, so be it.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: And then I don't know where an email comes where
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: it's like I never thought that we would. We just
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 3: found this in the studio. Someone who was leaving the
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 3: country had to sell it back. They can't carry it
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: with them. I sensed your passion.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so they emailed you directly.
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just to you texted me.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: That's crazy.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: Is there is there any chance that, like the first
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: email was an art director trying to or an art
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: agent trying to drum up interests and then finding out
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: that you're interested in being like you won't believe it, like.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: The maybe one maybe no, but but no, here's the thing.
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 3: You can check and see that all the paintings from
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: the show did sell. You can see that. Yeah, and
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 3: you can see that, you know, there's an app called
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: artsy that can kind of shows you some of the
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 3: sales history so you have a sense. And then you
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 3: can see if like artists are trending upwards. And then
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: she's like, she's given me all the right pitch, you know,
• 1:35:43
  Speaker 3: She's like, even if this isn't the painting you necessarily want, like,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: I worry that if you wait a year, his prices
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 3: will be out of reach. He's heading in a certain direction.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 3: This is a very good investment. Blah blah blah, and
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: liked it's it's so, what did you do?
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 2: Did you buy it?
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: I hemmed and hawed. I I I went back and forth.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: I didn't sleep, and I finally, on the plane home yesterday,
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: I sent an incredibly apologetic message saying I cannot do this. Yeah,
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I can't do it. Yeah, and she was
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 3: really cool, she understood. But I'll tell you what. That
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 3: was the first instance of self restraint that I've had
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 3: on buying something in since I won the Internet invitation.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: It has been full blown, like spray shooting from it,
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: since that fucking money came in.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, are you gonna display? Are you gonna are these
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: investments to you?
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 2: Are they? No?
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: No, look no, I don't know anything about art. So
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: I want to buy stuff that I like. Yeah, I can't.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 3: I can't be in the game for the investment purpose
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 3: of it.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: Those It's a tough game to be in because you're
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: going against the richest and like they got nothing to
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: fucking do with their money as people that exist, and
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: it's just they're like these Upper West Side people who
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: have apartments where they can maybe display six pieces of art,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: and then they're just rotating the hundred pieces of art
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: that they have, and like, like it sits in a warehouse.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: It's like a nasty like yeah, putting the yeah right
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: under a mushel type story.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: I like, you know, I just like what I like,
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 3: and I I don't necessarily think I have good taste
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: or anything like that. But uh, you know this, By
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 3: the way, again, I understand that sixteen thousand dollars is
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 3: an absurd amount of money. Yeah, I gulped, gulped when
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: I had that, right, but.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: This is the new O'Keeffe.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: Though true, I still be able to enjoy it for
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: some time.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: I will say that when you are starting to get
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: these emails and you're in these fucking galleries you're going
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 3: through and you like, I'm like, I've never heard of
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 3: this person. You click on it and you scrawl down,
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: You're like, oh, I like their work, and then the
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 3: first one comes up with the price and it's like
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 3: one point two million.
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, You're like, I get the fuck out of here.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 2: This is good.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 3: Why trying to buy why trying to buy art so expensive?
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: When I first moved to my apartment, that I live
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: in now. I tried to buy I was trying to
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: buy shit, and I was like looking, and I was like,
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, oh, this is cool, and then yeah,
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 2: you'd just be like, oh, okay, that's more money than
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: I've ever had ever.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: There is something every year there is something in New
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 3: York called the Affordable Art Fair, Yeah, where every single
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: piece of art is under ten thousand, which I mean
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: there's there's stuff for four hundred bucks. Yeah, right, So
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 3: that is a cool thing to go to. It's it's
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: well curated, there's cool Like.
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: Iay, some trash in there though. My Bob Dylan, My
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: Bob Dylan Panton I bought for three hundred.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: That's pretty cool.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 2: I know, found the guy online. That's awesome.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: What makes the artists are valuable?
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: Is it the demand or the story?
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: It's like, uh or a combination.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 3: I think it's a combination of skill, marketing, scarcity, timing.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: But like fifty cent needed like to get shot nine
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 1: times and then he started selling his art. You know,
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: like is there something about.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 3: The that's timing, timing and story?
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 1: Right, So like what's the story of like an artist
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: that's like, oh, they're doing fucking crazy stuff with or
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: I just don't like you know, you.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 3: Hear about someone that was.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: I don't think Van Go popped off until he cut
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: his ear off.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 1: I thought he didn't pop off till after he was dead.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 2: I think it was right around the same time. Oh,
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 2: I don't think he lived much longer.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: After the If you cut off an ear, you bleed out.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 2: That's how he died.
• 1:39:39
  Speaker 3: That's how he died, didn't.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: You shoot himself on accident?
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: The only way to survive cutting off your ears, you
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 3: cut the other one off. Balance, balance to flow, because
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 3: otherwise all coming out one side.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or you lay on your side like you're doing
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 1: one of those ear candles to get.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: The wax out.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 1: Just keeps the blood inside your head like a jack
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 1: o' lantern.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure he shot himself. They and go, Yeah,
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: I have no idea.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 1: I'm more of a seison guy myself. Seison was way
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: more sane.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: There's a good movie about Van Go, and it's all
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: in the style. It's all like paintings. The whole movie.
• 1:40:16
  Speaker 2: It's like in the style of that. It's good.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's isn't that the one where he's like boys
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 1: with Seyson Saysan's like, you gotta fucking.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 2: Chill, dude.
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: You gotta stop fucking cutting your ears off, dude, No
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: one's gonna take your art serious.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: You don't fucking stop this. It was like Jay and
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: Silent Bob they had.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: They had a cool van Go thing along the water,
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 3: remember that, Yes, in I don't know what the fuck
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 3: that's called. What is that part of two bridges? That
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 3: neighborhood of New York. It's like east of Chinatown. Is
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: it a seaport, No, it's it was north of the seaport,
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: north of the Manhattan Bridge than that in that weird
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 3: building into which we're very near, which that with all
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 3: the Mexican sailors crashed. Was that where they were from.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were from Mexico, Yes they were.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: They had a bango exhibit there.
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, it was cool. I went, was it?
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 3: They had all kinds of like big projections, massive paintings
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: and funky shit. If you love Van Goll you should
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: go to the Frick Collection on the Upper East Side.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: I'll have to.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 3: It's not overwhelming and annoying as a museum. It's it's doable.
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to get into more museums that one's
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: worth going to. Yeah, I went to the one in Uh.
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 2: There's like a movie museum in Astoria that's pretty cool.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 3: Should go to the Frick. The Frick's like an all
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 3: star collecttion.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 2: Check out the Frick.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 3: They've got rembrands and vermires.
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: I'll have to check out the Frick.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 1: That sounds like some ship that was seized from the
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: Nazis or something.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: It.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels like it, and you can do the
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 3: whole thing in an hour. Ye where the overwhelming? I
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 3: think the Metropolitan Museum of Art is overwhelming?
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck the met What about the moment though? The
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 2: moment also, the the moment is like that has all
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 2: these modern people that you like.
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 3: Some of them are cool.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: So tell me he didn't just say the moment. I'm
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: more of a Google hunt than myself. I don't.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 3: I don't want you to say that we're done because
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: I'm enjoying our top.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm not. I got I got plenty more
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: to say.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: What makes you buy a jacket like that? Because I
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 3: love it and I love that you did. I just
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: don't know what catches your eye.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 2: I got to the airport early. I felt like shit. Said,
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: I need some new swag. In a way, I'm going
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: home empty handed. So I didn't get any swag the
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 2: whole time. Like I tried to get some swag at
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: the event, but everything was as small by the time
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: we got there. Yeah, it's like by the day I said,
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 2: I said, I was like, why do they even have smalls?
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 2: Like there's not a single person here that wears a
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 2: small everyone's a double xcel. It's insane.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: Was there kids there?
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: No? I feel like I saw kids on the last day,
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 2: but not really no.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 1: And is it like, h are you guys in mixing
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 1: with all the other games?
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: The gamers you were this was like, I think the
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 2: biggest event that was happening was cod got it, But
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 2: there's other games, and there's there's a lot of other games.
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 2: Like the last day we walked around.
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 1: Walked there's like a big Jenga thing, right Jenga?
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh there might have been. I don't know. It's
• 1:43:16
  Speaker 2: a very big venue.
• 1:43:17
  Speaker 3: They were saying that cod was overfished, and the worry
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: was that it because it's what is used for fish
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: and chips, they were gonna have to.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 2: Switch it fish or they switch it to angler.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 3: Uh, halibit maybe not halibate, maybe haddock yeah, probably, or
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: or some other kind of flaky white might work.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 1: I think the Miso glazed cod at no Boo no
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 1: Boo isn't actually cod that so can we look up
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 1: what the Miso glazed cod? What fish that actually is?
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 1: I think I just saw that recently.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 3: The Miso Glazed Cod Invitational featuring Omit and Bush.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 1: At the what was that fucking what was the gaming
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 1: thing called.
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 3: Dream Dreamack?
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dream Mac the next of him. We're going to
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 2: his dream hack as well.
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 1: Sablefish. It's Sablefish the wrestler.
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 2: The English people are nuts. Yeah, they drank click I've
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: never seen. Yeah. People were like there was like fights,
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 2: there's a fight. And I went to the bathroom and
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: the dude was hiding in one of the stalls and
• 1:44:28
  Speaker 2: there was security all outside of the bathroom just waiting
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: for him to get out.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 1: They couldn't go in though.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: Now they went in and they saw and they just
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: were They just stood outside and waited for him because
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: he was going because he was going to have to
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 2: leave the bathroom eventually.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 3: And they wanted to give him privacy.
• 1:44:42
  Speaker 2: They wanted I think they wanted to arrest him.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 1: It's international waters in the bathroom.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 3: Can't arrest somebody, we don't have jurisdiction.
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 2: Well, he's in the stall. So it's like there was
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 2: the bathrooms. I mean, they're fucking the grosser than you've
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: ever seen in your life. Yea, the loo, the loo, Yeah,
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 2: the fucking loo. Did you did you have to?
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 1: You didn't use any British terminology.
• 1:45:04
  Speaker 2: None except for one. You know there's one funny one.
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, got to you got to you
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: gotta spam that.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:45:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There was something on the menu which I'll just
• 1:45:20
  Speaker 2: say it. I mean it was called it was called
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 2: the big it was called the I took a photo
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 2: of it, the meaty pork fagots that's what it was.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: Come on, swear to god, I took a photo. He
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 2: really just jumps out the fucking picture. I mean, I'm
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 2: not going to show it to you, guys. I'm sure
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 2: you believe me. Believe did you get it? Now? I
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: didn't you know that?
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 1: That's not even it. They don't actually use faggots for that.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: It's actually sablefish. Yeah, it's actually not that at all.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:45:50
  Speaker 2: What what was it is? That?
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 1: Is it like bangers and mash type of deal.
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know. No one wanted to order it. Why
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: not because it was like scary to say.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 3: Did this in any way instilling you a desire to
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 3: see more of the world, or did it make you
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: want to spend more time at home?
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 2: It's just when you're when you're out of the country
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: like that and you have a bad day, all you're
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 2: thinking about is like, I got to get back to America.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: It's so much better. Yeah, it's not even that, it's
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: just like your home. Yeah, you know, it has nothing.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 2: I don't really have anything to do.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: No, I like what you said.
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 1: I feel like fifteen months ago, it's like we son
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: of a boy dad should go to Ireland or something
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: like that. How we wouldn't We wouldn't even have to
• 1:46:29
  Speaker 1: have the obligations of what.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: Oh we could just go. We could just go. We
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 2: could just go.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 3: We could yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be cool.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 2: We could definitely just we could have fish and chips week. Yeah.
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what if we went to Machu Pichu, because then
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: we can do some fishing too. Where's watch World? Machu
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 3: Picchu is in cru Yeah?
• 1:46:51
  Speaker 2: Oh is that no?
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 3: No, that's that's not but we we could hit them both.
• 1:46:57
  Speaker 3: We could hit one and then and then go down Argentina.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 2: That works at my old lady will give me.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 3: You can hike from Machu Pichu down to Padock.
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 2: No, I'm sure you can. Definitely, It's all connected pretty
• 1:47:11
  Speaker 2: long way. Take a long time.
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 3: Let's go to Argentina. Uh, Tyler, would you do me
• 1:47:16
  Speaker 3: a favor and just google maps how long it would
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 3: take for us to walk from Machu Pichu to to Patagonia.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: I think that the nearest Patagonia so we can get.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 1: There might be a Patagonia in Machu Picchu.
• 1:47:32
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I don't mean that literally, just
• 1:47:36
  Speaker 3: to Patagonia.
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, four thousand kilometers.
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 3: We don't have time for that.
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 2: Why three to five weeks walking like six episodes?
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: I guess we could. We could probably record while we're walking,
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 3: like that movie where you get shot if you stop walking.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: Do you see that the longest walk or something?
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 2: The longest you are place Japanese one Old Boy Games,
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 2: m Squid Games. That was a moment they shoot you
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 2: if you stop walking in that if you stop watching
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: we I'm trying to think of, like what else happened
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: those like.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 3: I did a member guest that I performed at a
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 3: member guest this weekend?
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 2: Did you do that last weekend too?
• 1:48:20
  Speaker 3: I did one in early March, and then I did
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 3: one this weekend.
• 1:48:23
  Speaker 2: How to go?
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 3: This one went much better?
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well they really they really set it up well.
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 3: They actually put chairs out to orient people towards me,
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: and they had they had let everyone know that I
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: was coming, So I was the entertainment. Yeah, whereas in
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: the first one, I was kind of like a surprise.
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 2: Where was it?
• 1:48:41
  Speaker 3: This one was in Florida, it would be it's where
• 1:48:43
  Speaker 3: we would go, uh to where we're going to go
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 3: for fish Week?
• 1:48:47
  Speaker 2: Oh really? Yeah? Hell yeah?
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 1: Which is which is in three weeks?
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 1: It was cool that you think they listened to the
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 1: episode of your about the last member Guests and we're like, hey,
• 1:48:59
  Speaker 1: let's maybe self assessed and we let's do it right.
• 1:49:02
  Speaker 2: It could well be booking.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 3: No, no, I had a book, but it is my
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 3: dad's club. And then and then we played in the
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 3: tournament together, my dad and me, and I was so
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: bad at golf that it was shameful.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how I feel about everything, dude.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 3: But here's the problem is, like, I don't understand if
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 3: this problem afflicts other golfers, but we can't play in
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 3: the Northeast from mid October or whatever, November one call
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 3: it to April first. Yeah, that's six months, six months
• 1:49:40
  Speaker 3: of the year where I don't really pick up a club.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'll go play one weekend in Florida or some shit.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 3: And at the end of October, I was playing the
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 3: best golf of my entire life. This past year was
• 1:49:52
  Speaker 3: the best that I've ever been. In the summer I
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 3: got down to with two and a half index.
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 2: Abe is an eight. I don't want to hear about Abe,
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: but any I'm just saying that guy should bad Apple. No,
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 2: Abe's good guy, great guy.
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 3: All right, fine, you guys should play well. I would.
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 3: Abe is a superstar, nothing like Darnell, Darnell the Lore
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 3: what's his name? Dylan Byron Iron, Byron left Witch.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: I like Byron. Yeah yeah.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing, right, So this tournament does something
• 1:50:28
  Speaker 3: that I actually love, which is that for the guests,
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 3: they take your low handicap index from the last twelve
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 3: months as a way to prevent people from cheating. Oh wow,
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 3: because coming into tournaments like this often a player will
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 3: inflate their handicap and run it all the way up
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 3: so that they come into the tournament and can get
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 3: strokes off the lower players, and then they are having
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 3: they have a huge advantage. It's called that's sandbagging. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:50:57
  Speaker 3: that's what exactly what that is. And some some places
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 3: will say we're gonna take We're gonna so we're gonna
• 1:51:04
  Speaker 3: cap your index from whatever two months ago, any whatever
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 3: it was. Then if you've gone up three strokes since then,
• 1:51:11
  Speaker 3: you're we're coming at that. To take the low index
• 1:51:15
  Speaker 3: of the last twelve months is quite severe. Yeah, specifically
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 3: four people from the Northeast who they took my index
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 3: from July when I was training for the Internet Invitational
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: and playing like fucking practicing four days a week, five
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 3: days a week, and now I haven't swung in the
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 3: club in four months. So our whole flight was stroking
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 3: off of me. They were all getting strokes off of me.
• 1:51:42
  Speaker 3: All that's where you draw the one I've been saying,
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 3: how attracted to you I am the entire it's more direct.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 2: Do you start stroking off a whole flight said everyone
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 2: was stroking you off.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 3: Beef stroking off? So anyway they were getting strokes off
• 1:51:58
  Speaker 3: of me. There's really no way, I guess, no way
• 1:52:00
  Speaker 3: to say that not gay, and they because my dad.
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 3: The other other thing, I don't know if any of
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 3: this is fucking interesting now I'm interested. The other thing
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 3: was that my dad, we're bonus time now, right. So
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 3: if you're still listening and you're mad at the way
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 3: that this is going, now, fucking go outside. But my
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 3: dad is like a fifteen index. And because I was
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 3: two and a half, they had this other rule, which
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 3: was that no partners can be more than a ten
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 3: stroke differential.
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 2: So they brought my dad down. Oh okay, because and you,
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 2: why don't just bring you to five?
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 1: Because then if somebody was like, if there was a
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 1: it benefits only you guys and hurts everybody else.
• 1:52:44
  Speaker 3: Yes, I see, which means that not only not only
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 3: was I playing an insanely low handicap but I'm nowhere near,
• 1:52:52
  Speaker 3: but my dad was also having to play at a
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 3: lower handicap than he should have been. And he's been
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 3: playing and that's honest handicap. He's at fifteen. So we
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 3: were in this flight kind of in the middle of
• 1:53:06
  Speaker 3: the field, right where it's combined indexes of the two teams.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 3: So you know, if we were fucking fourteen or fifteen together,
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 3: you know, most of the guys were sevens and eights, yeah,
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 3: or a guy's as seven and a eight or a
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 3: six and a nine on a team whatever, and me
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 3: playing off two and a half against a six index
• 1:53:30
  Speaker 3: who is actually a six right now? Yeah, and it's
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 3: getting three to four strokes on me. Those guys were obliterating.
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 2: Me, yea, yeah, killing me. I mean they're parring everything,
• 1:53:44
  Speaker 2: and I have to birdy holes just to tie them. Yeah,
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 2: that's ridiculous. You were you explaining it to them during it?
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 3: Well? Got these guys were really cool, and I just
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 3: I mean most of them did, a lot of them
• 1:53:55
  Speaker 3: did know who I was. So I wanted to be like, listen,
• 1:53:58
  Speaker 3: just I want to make it clear like this, yeah, no,
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 3: not even that, Like this is mine. This is not
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 3: a vanity handicap. This is where I was at in July.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:54:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I haven't played in four months, and everyone
• 1:54:09
  Speaker 3: got that. But but also people aren't mad at me.
• 1:54:12
  Speaker 3: They're thrilled because they're getting.
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 2: Because they're smoking, they can kill me. Yeah. Yeah, So
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 2: I'm getting a laugh out of it. Too.
• 1:54:18
  Speaker 1: They're like, we get to play with Francis, laugh the
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 1: entire time, drink with him, and we get to.
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 3: Beat the tell me him. I mean they were, dude,
• 1:54:25
  Speaker 3: They're like I was. I was hitting irons off t's
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 3: on bar fours just to try to play the hole
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 3: and snap hooking them into the woods. I had a hole,
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 3: I had a box of balls.
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I lost.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: We played five nine hole matches. I lost twenty six
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 3: golf balls over over fucking whatever. That's fifty four holes.
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 3: And the uh my dad though, played exceptionally well, really
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 3: forty five holes. My dad played really really well, which
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 3: is what kept us in it. And we actually finished
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 3: second in our flight. But the team that won our
• 1:54:59
  Speaker 3: flight was way way ahead of everyone. Yeah, but the
• 1:55:03
  Speaker 3: show went well, it was fun.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 2: That's awesome.
• 1:55:05
  Speaker 1: How pissed were you when you were, like, relative to
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 1: how pissed you got about like the content you were
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 1: talking about earlier, How pissed were you about losing in
• 1:55:13
  Speaker 1: golf or was it just.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 2: Like, oh not at all.
• 1:55:15
  Speaker 3: I wasn't really bummed. I mean, you know, I just sucked.
• 1:55:19
  Speaker 3: I was annoyed with myself for sucking, but like I
• 1:55:22
  Speaker 3: know why, Yeah, and I know that by June or
• 1:55:25
  Speaker 3: July I'll be back to being good again.
• 1:55:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll probably come back faster.
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 3: But here's what I don't understand. I don't understand if
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: everyone in the Northeast is afflicted by this problem. Like
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 3: I'm truly seven or eight strokes worse on my index
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 3: now than I.
• 1:55:45
  Speaker 2: Was playing for like three or four days in a row.
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I just did play for three
• 1:55:51
  Speaker 3: days in a row and it was worse at the end.
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that can happen.
• 1:55:57
  Speaker 1: I feel like most dudes who were like a two
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 1: or a three, golf is their only hobby. So they
• 1:56:01
  Speaker 1: derive their identity from playing golf even through the winter
• 1:56:05
  Speaker 1: because they're like, I got to keep my ship low
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 1: and you're doing other things. You're on the road for
• 1:56:10
  Speaker 1: things that aren't even golf.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 3: It's truly the case that, like I put the club
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 3: in them in the basement, and I know, I don't
• 1:56:18
  Speaker 3: touch a golf club for months.
• 1:56:22
  Speaker 1: Instead of a painting next time, just buy a sim
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 1: for one of your walls.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 3: But it's like, why, why is this a sport that
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 3: I have to start from scratch at the beginning of
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 3: the season again, Why have that relearn it.
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 2: It's because it's such a fine tuned sport.
• 1:56:36
  Speaker 3: I have a different theory. I have a different theory.
• 1:56:39
  Speaker 2: What is it.
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 3: So one of my Dustin, our buddy, Yeah, yeah, of
• 1:56:42
  Speaker 3: course Dustin is plus one. Yeah, played at Notre Dame.
• 1:56:47
  Speaker 3: He doesn't play in the winter really.
• 1:56:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:56:50
  Speaker 3: When he comes back in the spring, Yeah, he's a
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 3: little rusty, but he gets back pretty quick. It's because
• 1:56:57
  Speaker 3: he grew up playing. Yeah, so he had it from
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 3: a young as a kid, he was playing and he
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 3: was very good as a kid tennis. I grew up
• 1:57:06
  Speaker 3: playing tennis. I don't play tennis that frequently. When I
• 1:57:09
  Speaker 3: get back on the court, I'm just as good as
• 1:57:12
  Speaker 3: I was the last time I played four months ago. Yeah,
• 1:57:15
  Speaker 3: And I think that's because I played it as a
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 3: kid in my whole life, so all that muscle memory
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 3: is ingrained to me. Whereas golf, I learned after college.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 3: I kind of got into the sport when I was
• 1:57:25
  Speaker 3: like twenty four to twenty five.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you just haven't been doing it long enough
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 2: to keep that muscle memory.
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 3: Like, I don't think I'm ever going to get there,
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 3: you will. I think I need to move somewhere warm,
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 3: so I can play you round.
• 1:57:36
  Speaker 2: No, I think you got to get a SIM.
• 1:57:37
  Speaker 3: I think that this is the end of my time
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 3: in New York. Or if you just moved to you
• 1:57:41
  Speaker 3: can just move to Chicago. I don't like playing on
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 3: a SIM. Chicago's even worse. What are you talking about?
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 2: They have the sam at the office. That's a great SIM.
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 2: I need to be outside. I like the birds. Yeah yeah,
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 2: so like Kiowa or like how far so you're going
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 2: to move?
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 3: I think if I could move anywhere, i'd moved to California.
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 2: What was with that text that you sent us the
• 1:57:57
  Speaker 2: other day, I.
• 1:57:58
  Speaker 3: Don't know what you're talking about.
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 2: Where you were like, I know we're all keen on
• 1:58:00
  Speaker 2: staying in New York, and I really think we should.
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 2: I was like, what, like I wasn't planning on moving.
• 1:58:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when he said, we're keen on it.
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 3: That's what I was saying.
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 2: It seems like you were like reassuring yourself on like
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 2: we're not moving.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 3: Sometimes I send messages to our group chat where I
• 1:58:16
  Speaker 3: don't I don't even know that I'm saying.
• 1:58:18
  Speaker 2: I was so confused. He was like, you were trying
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 2: to talk me and Roan down from moving and I
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 2: was like, I didn't think we were moving.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 3: Well, you guys are often like, you know, we're like.
• 1:58:29
  Speaker 2: To go to I feel I've always been on this Yeah,
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 2: stay in New York. Yeah, so's that's what he said.
• 1:58:37
  Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, I know you guys are always on
• 1:58:39
  Speaker 3: this stance. And here's another reason. Yeah, yeah, I think
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 3: it's a good idea.
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 2: No, it was good.
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 3: My reason was that we get really good guests for
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: the pod because we're in New York.
• 1:58:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely.
• 1:58:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know why you brought that up. That's a
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 3: weird thing to say.
• 1:58:54
  Speaker 2: Now you're talking about moving to fucking Kuwait or some shit.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 2: I don't even know where.
• 1:58:59
  Speaker 3: You said, Cali?
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where's that? The Middle East? That's all.
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 3: I'm kidding. None of this is real. Also also, uh,
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 3: I spent the weekend also playing with my oh my god,
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 3: my my niece and nephew, and like I broke barriers
• 1:59:19
  Speaker 3: with them, yeah, which I kind of felt bad about.
• 1:59:24
  Speaker 3: Why well, because my brother in law, their dad is deployed,
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 3: and it's like, should I have let him be the one?
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 3: Like I taught my niece how to body surf.
• 1:59:37
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he'll be fine with that.
• 1:59:38
  Speaker 3: He was. He was grateful, Yeah, but like I don't
• 1:59:43
  Speaker 3: want him to come back from where he is and
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 3: find that his daughter's now like fluent in Spanish back
• 1:59:49
  Speaker 3: flips and it's like playing wallball across and he's like,
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 3: who the fuck did taught you this, Uncle Francis. Yeah,
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 3: that one handicap.
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 2: And you don't ever hear that story.
• 2:00:01
  Speaker 1: You hear the story of like the the Jeff from
• 2:00:05
  Speaker 1: next door, Yeah, exactly, exactly, just the woman.
• 2:00:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the woman like bangs some guy. You don't hear that.
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 2: Like another probably best case scenario, it's Uncle Francis.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 3: Probably Okay, last thing, my nephew, THEO. You know, he's reserved. Sorry,
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 3: THEO von.
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 2: Nice. Just good riff. It was a good riff. I
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 2: didn't hear it, really bad riff.
• 2:00:30
  Speaker 3: But I'm gonna rescue it because THEO was I was
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 3: in the ocean with him and he's quite reserved, so
• 2:00:36
  Speaker 3: he's shy and and again I'm like trying to bond
• 2:00:40
  Speaker 3: with these awesome kids, and finally I got We invented
• 2:00:44
  Speaker 3: this game where I would he jump the waves and
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 3: the waves were coming in. It was kind of kind
• 2:00:50
  Speaker 3: of rough, and as the waves were coming in, I
• 2:00:52
  Speaker 3: would pretend that the waves were like throwing him up
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 3: in the air, and so with each wave, I would
• 2:00:57
  Speaker 3: just pick him up and throw him up. And he's
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 3: got a way like forty five pounds.
• 2:01:02
  Speaker 1: Like less than a kettlebell.
• 2:01:03
  Speaker 3: Dude, I was not thinking about what I was doing.
• 2:01:08
  Speaker 2: Would you send him too high?
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 3: No? I had so much back pain from playing this
• 2:01:16
  Speaker 3: game with my nephew for three nights. I was waking
• 2:01:20
  Speaker 3: up in the middle of the night because I was
• 2:01:23
  Speaker 3: When I took a deep breath, I would wake up
• 2:01:26
  Speaker 3: in pain.
• 2:01:27
  Speaker 1: Jesus what And that explains that the ten handicapped though, Yeah,
• 2:01:31
  Speaker 1: that's probably what it is.
• 2:01:33
  Speaker 3: If I had if I had thought about what I
• 2:01:35
  Speaker 3: was doing and had treated him truly as a kettlebell, kettlebell,
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 3: I would have leaned into having horror form. Yeah, and
• 2:01:43
  Speaker 3: I would have been totally fine.
• 2:01:44
  Speaker 2: It sounds like you were going all arms. I was,
• 2:01:47
  Speaker 2: and I was just so caught up in the glee
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 2: of playing with this child that I let the form
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 2: go to hell. Yeah.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 1: So did you fly past it? Did you fly back?
• 2:01:58
  Speaker 1: Did you run into any like ice on the flag?
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 3: Oh? Great question, Ron, Yes, like the ice agents bro
• 2:02:06
  Speaker 3: Fort Myers Airport Florida. Yeah. Uh.
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 2: The guys that were pushing the bags through the TV,
• 2:02:13
  Speaker 2: like on through the X.
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 3: Ray were Ice agents. Yeah, and they were wearing you know,
• 2:02:18
  Speaker 3: the it was brown.
• 2:02:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they were at Laguardio when I flew out.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 3: They had they had a bulletproof vests on. But then
• 2:02:25
  Speaker 3: they were wearing like, yeah, pumas and like they had
• 2:02:30
  Speaker 3: that though. They's like a random mohawk. Yeah, aircut neck tats.
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:02:37
  Speaker 3: It's not a good crew. I don't think those guys are.
• 2:02:40
  Speaker 3: I don't think those guys are.
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 2: It's all the unemployed dudes. It was just the unemployed guys.
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 2: It was just the guys who were like they who
• 2:02:47
  Speaker 2: were up front.
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 3: Like these guys are working in airports.
• 2:02:52
  Speaker 2: Now, well it's like if they're going to do it,
• 2:02:54
  Speaker 2: like you may as well just get anyone back there.
• 2:02:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah they're not that.
• 2:02:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's I think that's the rest of airport security.
• 2:03:01
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like, yeah, I think it's like an
• 2:03:03
  Speaker 1: intimidation thing.
• 2:03:04
  Speaker 3: It's like the replacement ref moment in the NFL, Yeah,
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 3: SAT where everyone was like I don't ever realize how
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 3: important actual TSA people were until these like high school refs.
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 2: And dads came in that like have guns.
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 3: For some reason, Packers are winning on Hail Mary's or
• 2:03:22
  Speaker 3: whatever that play was.
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 1: They lost right, there was something in the back of
• 2:03:25
  Speaker 1: the end zone changed the call.
• 2:03:27
  Speaker 3: It was a ridiculous bomb.
• 2:03:28
  Speaker 1: It's not a bum.
• 2:03:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's weird when they're walking around just with
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 2: like when when I saw them when they were at LaGuardia,
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 2: they weren't even doing that. They were just standing there
• 2:03:37
  Speaker 2: just like looking at the ground because they get they're
• 2:03:40
  Speaker 2: clearly like they're obviously self conscious to the fact that
• 2:03:44
  Speaker 2: what their job is.
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 2:03:46
  Speaker 2: They don't make eye contact with.
• 2:03:47
  Speaker 1: Anyone, and they're hated.
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 2: Now.
• 2:03:49
  Speaker 1: They probably a lot of them probably signed up and
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, let me get this fucking job, and
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 1: now there's like protests, like people going up to being
• 2:03:55
  Speaker 1: like you fucking loser.
• 2:03:57
  Speaker 2: Big.
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 3: I thought these guys were stoked.
• 2:04:01
  Speaker 2: I don't think the guys in New York have like
• 2:04:02
  Speaker 2: I think they're probably like ashamed of their job.
• 2:04:05
  Speaker 3: Maybee in New York.
• 2:04:09
  Speaker 1: In Florida, they're like, you're going to be like did
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 1: you see they screamed at El e oh in them, Yeah,
• 2:04:14
  Speaker 1: you had the mister ice sweatshirt on, and someone came
• 2:04:17
  Speaker 1: up to him and cursed him out.
• 2:04:18
  Speaker 2: With the ICE agent. No, a woman, just like a.
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 1: Civilian woman, I think, just like civilian like moms are
• 2:04:26
  Speaker 1: are just like going up to dudes who have like
• 2:04:29
  Speaker 1: bulletproof vests on, being like, fuck you, scumbag.
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 3: That's not happening in Texas, and it's not really happening
• 2:04:35
  Speaker 3: in Florida either.
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 2: It's definitely not happening in Florida. I mean, I don't know.
• 2:04:40
  Speaker 2: Those guys suck, they're bombs a real job, Yeah.
• 2:04:46
  Speaker 3: What are they doing when they're not doing that?
• 2:04:48
  Speaker 2: They don't have jobs. They're literally like Internet like basement dwellers. No,
• 2:04:53
  Speaker 2: but they're all jacked And no they were in the beginning.
• 2:04:57
  Speaker 2: Have you seen them? Like the photos of the dudes
• 2:04:58
  Speaker 2: that like Laguardi other guys, these.
• 2:05:00
  Speaker 3: Guys at Fort Myers were pretty fucking bubbly.
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 2: It's just dudes that are like I wish I went
• 2:05:06
  Speaker 2: to the military when I was twenty, so now I'm
• 2:05:08
  Speaker 2: going to join ICE and like kill immigrants and then
• 2:05:12
  Speaker 2: like put them in cages and fuck them. Yeah, it's
• 2:05:16
  Speaker 2: not it's bad. It's literally like it's like an intimidation thing.
• 2:05:20
  Speaker 2: Like they're just standing there just to like make everyone uncomfortable. Yeah,
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 2: I was. I was nervous.
• 2:05:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah at the at the airport, you were nervous.
• 2:05:25
  Speaker 2: I was nervous. Was just seeing they're not I mean,
• 2:05:28
  Speaker 2: I'm I would be because they're not real four year
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 2: old Chilean boy in my back. Yeah, I can't remember. Well,
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 2: they're also just not like it's not like seeing a
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 2: cop at the airport. No, exactly, they're not real police. Off,
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 2: they're not real, Like they're not trained. They just sign
• 2:05:43
  Speaker 2: up and now they have a gun in the airport.
• 2:05:46
  Speaker 2: Like you're like you're you're looking at the dude and
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 2: you're like, why do you have a fucking gun?
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 1: Well, also, they can arrest you without probable costs and
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 1: then just throw you in a van and drive you off.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 1: Someone that like the constitutional protections don't don't apply to
• 2:05:58
  Speaker 1: them because like a d OJ.
• 2:06:00
  Speaker 2: What's what's the other side of this argument. I don't
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 2: think there is.
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 1: It's that it's that there was that there's like the
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 1: rapists and murderers are in the country and like they're
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 1: they're getting a free ride on like tax the American
• 2:06:13
  Speaker 1: taxpayer dollar. But they're so like if you're here illegally,
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 1: you should self deport and if you haven't done that,
• 2:06:18
  Speaker 1: then you are breaking the law.
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 2: And these are the people who are okay, but they're not.
• 2:06:21
  Speaker 2: But the things like that they've like arrested, like barely
• 2:06:23
  Speaker 2: any likely arresting just dudes that are like working on
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 2: like a roof.
• 2:06:27
  Speaker 3: I guess my question more was like, what's.
• 2:06:30
  Speaker 2: Literally have you seen that? You see that video there's
• 2:06:32
  Speaker 2: dudes working on a roof in the ice agents or
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 2: just like surrounding the.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 1: Woman, but the woman waiting the job, Yeah, needs to
• 2:06:39
  Speaker 1: st bathroom, not on the roof.
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 3: Wait, but this is where I get confused. My question
• 2:06:45
  Speaker 3: on that meant was more like, uh, is the argument
• 2:06:48
  Speaker 3: though that these guys are there there are people who
• 2:06:51
  Speaker 3: believe they're doing a good job.
• 2:06:52
  Speaker 2: I think there's not that many, or are there are?
• 2:06:55
  Speaker 3: Are there people who are like I wish they were
• 2:06:59
  Speaker 3: a little more are trained and put together, But we
• 2:07:02
  Speaker 3: got what we got and the job needs to be done.
• 2:07:04
  Speaker 3: Is that the counter argument?
• 2:07:06
  Speaker 2: I guess, But I think the like, I think people
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 2: are pretty much like in agreement that it's not. Well,
• 2:07:12
  Speaker 2: first of all, they're not police officers and they're not
• 2:07:14
  Speaker 2: the military, so it's like kind of like a weird
• 2:07:16
  Speaker 2: gray area of like these are.
• 2:07:17
  Speaker 1: Just sending the Coast Guard into fucking I mean the
• 2:07:20
  Speaker 1: coast Guard would.
• 2:07:21
  Speaker 2: Even be like, yeah, at least they had to like
• 2:07:23
  Speaker 2: go to school, they're a military. Yeah, Like these guys
• 2:07:26
  Speaker 2: are just random guys. These are just random dudes. There's
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 2: probably then I don't think I was walking around.
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 3: I think these are guys that worked at like Dave
• 2:07:36
  Speaker 3: and Bust literally and then we're and we're like lifting
• 2:07:40
  Speaker 3: a lot.
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 2: Bro, there's dudes walking like you said it, you said
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 2: they really they have like Jordan's on.
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah they have yeah, exactly, Like.
• 2:07:46
  Speaker 2: They're wearing like jeans like north face fucking like there's
• 2:07:50
  Speaker 2: no Yeah, there's no uniformity to their I bet.
• 2:07:53
  Speaker 1: That there's like a lot of ex military guys.
• 2:07:56
  Speaker 3: I don't think so.
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 2: Why do I don't think X military guys would want
• 2:07:59
  Speaker 2: to do that. It's it's it's like you're gonna be
• 2:08:02
  Speaker 2: with a bunch of dudes that are like playing dress up.
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going from the Lakers to the Harlem Globe Trots.
• 2:08:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like playing in the NBA and then playing
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 2: in Israel or Greece. All right, all right.
• 2:08:20
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, excellent, excellent button to the episode. Wow,
• 2:08:26
  Speaker 3: what an episode. People are gonna be talking about it.
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 3: I still got some new tallies to eat.
• 2:08:33
  Speaker 1: I can't believe those old nutellas are still in there.
• 2:08:35
  Speaker 2: Should we wrap it up on ripping sweat right now?
• 2:08:38
  Speaker 2: Why just haven't slept? I thought you had eight hours
• 2:08:41
  Speaker 2: on the site. You just got eight hours time.
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you just got an eight hour nap.
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 2: I haven't eaten anything since literally like fifteen hours ago.
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 1: What was United serving on the flight?
• 2:08:51
  Speaker 2: I didn't I don't know. I didn't need it.
• 2:08:52
  Speaker 1: You sat in first class and didn't get the middle
• 2:08:54
  Speaker 1: night it both ways.
• 2:08:55
  Speaker 2: That's insane. I said, I'm going to bed. I don't
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 2: want your fucking rocket fuel food.
• 2:09:01
  Speaker 3: Most expensive nap you ever took?
• 2:09:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah worth of though it actually it wasn't very expensive
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 2: at all.
• 2:09:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like a sixteenth of a painting.
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 3: Not even I don't believe for one second you had
• 2:09:13
  Speaker 3: a round trip flight to you know, on United to
• 2:09:15
  Speaker 3: London for less than.
• 2:09:16
  Speaker 2: One thousand dollars. It was like eight hundred and fifty,
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 2: but you did miles and dollars. Yeah, like the upgrade
• 2:09:22
  Speaker 2: because the barstool pays the flat rate for getting there
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 2: like an economy. Yeah, and uh, and then I just
• 2:09:29
  Speaker 2: paid for the upgrade and that was eight to fifty
• 2:09:31
  Speaker 2: each way, No combined, you got it. You got an
• 2:09:35
  Speaker 2: I'm grailing you. I finessed the system. They're going to
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 2: rebuild the United System by miles. Yes, so you paid
• 2:09:42
  Speaker 2: with miles. I paid with half. It was like it
• 2:09:45
  Speaker 2: was like, get the miles plus three hundred dollars? How
• 2:09:50
  Speaker 2: many miles? I don't remember? So that's no. You I
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 2: know you think that I got fucked on the mile.
• 2:09:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying you got fucked, but I'm not saying
• 2:09:59
  Speaker 3: I'm saying it's you can't say it's eight hundred and
• 2:10:01
  Speaker 3: fifty dollars if you if you paid for a mile.
• 2:10:04
  Speaker 2: Realistically, let me think, so six hundred both ways on
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 2: the three hundred alone. Yeah, it's probably like twelve hundred.
• 2:10:11
  Speaker 2: I would need to see the miles. How many miles
• 2:10:13
  Speaker 2: you spent?
• 2:10:14
  Speaker 3: Twenty thousand, twenty thousand, that's two thousand dollars.
• 2:10:19
  Speaker 2: No, No, no, not even close?
• 2:10:20
  Speaker 3: Is it not?
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 2: No to two thousand dollars, it's like two hundred thousand miles. Oh,
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 2: you're right.
• 2:10:24
  Speaker 3: Excuse me, you're right.
• 2:10:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, I got real, I got I got into the weed.
• 2:10:30
  Speaker 3: Twenty thousand miles. It was it really only there's no okay,
• 2:10:34
  Speaker 3: I don't believe you'd have to show me that I will.
• 2:10:36
  Speaker 3: I don't believe that it was three hundred dollars plus
• 2:10:40
  Speaker 3: twenty thousand.
• 2:10:41
  Speaker 2: Miles to upgrade from the original base seat to the bed.
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 3: Twenty thousand miles is just dude.
• 2:10:47
  Speaker 2: This is what I was telling you last year. The
• 2:10:49
  Speaker 2: nest the system. It was three thousand dollars to upgrade
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 2: one way right on the bottom. It was like we
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 2: were that easy.
• 2:10:57
  Speaker 1: I know you said that there were seventeen. The hijackers
• 2:11:00
  Speaker 1: were from Saudi Arabia.
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 3: I did say that I need to see this. I
• 2:11:03
  Speaker 3: need to see the flight receipt for this.
• 2:11:05
  Speaker 2: I'll show to you.
• 2:11:06
  Speaker 3: I need to see the flight receipt.
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 2: Well, well, I will say is I got into it
• 2:11:08
  Speaker 2: with Delta big time yesterday. Bad Why I so originally
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 2: I was supposed to get back at seven thirty tonight,
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 2: and then we decided like we were like I talked
• 2:11:18
  Speaker 2: to you guys last week and we were like, we're
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 2: gonna record on Monday. So I was like, I'll move
• 2:11:21
  Speaker 2: my flight. Obviously, I have something wrong with me. I'm dumb.
• 2:11:25
  Speaker 2: And I didn't move my flight until like two days
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 2: before we were supposed to leave, and there was like
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 2: no options. So I was like, all right, I'm gonna
• 2:11:31
  Speaker 2: go Delta, used all of my miles on Delta, booked
• 2:11:34
  Speaker 2: a flight for noon, and then I didn't get the bed.
• 2:11:41
  Speaker 2: I just got a regular seat and I was like,
• 2:11:43
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna upgrade to the bed. And then I went
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 2: to upgrade to the bed and they were like I
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 2: was like. They were like, it's gonna be this amount
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 2: of miles and I was like, well, what about if
• 2:11:49
  Speaker 2: I just use cash and they were like, no, you can't.
• 2:11:51
  Speaker 2: You have to use miles and I was like why
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 2: and they were like because you paid for it in
• 2:11:56
  Speaker 2: miles and I was like yeah, but like now I'm
• 2:11:57
  Speaker 2: just saying, like I'll just use money to pay the
• 2:11:59
  Speaker 2: rest of the way. I was like, just just like literally,
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 2: just name the price, like I'm willing to pay. And
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 2: the dude was like, well, we can't accept it, and
• 2:12:05
  Speaker 2: I was like all right, that's fine. And I was like,
• 2:12:07
  Speaker 2: well then I'm probably going to go back to my
• 2:12:09
  Speaker 2: United flight because they're still accepting money.
• 2:12:11
  Speaker 3: I was like, I said yeah.
• 2:12:13
  Speaker 2: I said, they're still accepting cash as a legal tender.
• 2:12:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I understand.
• 2:12:17
  Speaker 2: You can still pay with money over at United. And
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 2: they kept on being like, I'm so sorry for the confusion,
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 2: and I kept on being like, I'm not confused at all.
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm offering to use money and you're
• 2:12:28
  Speaker 2: saying no, like there's no confusion. My money's no good here. Yeah.
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 2: I was like, you don't want money.
• 2:12:33
  Speaker 3: I think that your original flight was priced in miles,
• 2:12:36
  Speaker 3: and the price in miles if you have the reserve
• 2:12:39
  Speaker 3: card is very different. Yeah.
• 2:12:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I got it. I understood though they
• 2:12:44
  Speaker 2: were taking money currents. Yeah, they just weren't. Yeah, but
• 2:12:46
  Speaker 2: they weren't accepting the currency that matters the most, which
• 2:12:49
  Speaker 2: is cash.
• 2:12:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no cash, they don't have King.
• 2:12:53
  Speaker 2: And then they were trying to get me to do
• 2:12:54
  Speaker 2: what you were saying not to do for incis there.
• 2:12:56
  Speaker 2: They were like, you can buy miles and I said,
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 2: I'm not buying miles.
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 3: Because you won't do it with Delta.
• 2:13:02
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a difference because I had the like, like
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 2: the United thing, it was cheaper if I bought miles.
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 2: This would have been more expensive if I bought miles.
• 2:13:11
  Speaker 2: So I can't say. This was the first time I've
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 2: ever been in one of those like chats with the
• 2:13:15
  Speaker 2: Delta people where they don't end it at all, like
• 2:13:18
  Speaker 2: they never ended it, like the dude just disconnected because
• 2:13:20
  Speaker 2: we were clearly never going to.
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 1: Get You're in a new past. Yeah, you're also probably
• 2:13:24
  Speaker 1: arguing with a robot.
• 2:13:25
  Speaker 3: I said.
• 2:13:26
  Speaker 2: I was like, are you I said, are you a
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 2: real person or is this AI? And he said I'm
• 2:13:29
  Speaker 2: a real person and I said, I don't believe you.
• 2:13:31
  Speaker 3: That's your mom's name.
• 2:13:34
  Speaker 2: And then I went over to United and I switched
• 2:13:36
  Speaker 2: my flight, no problem, no charge, kept my upgrade.
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 3: Listen, I'm so happy that you are a United Man.
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 2: No, I will say, though I went to the United
• 2:13:45
  Speaker 2: Lounge at LaGuardia dog Food. I've never seen a food
• 2:13:49
  Speaker 2: selection like that in my life. It was it was insane.
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know how you're bitching like this is you
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 1: said that you're a United Man.
• 2:13:57
  Speaker 2: Now, No, I'm still a Delta guy.
• 2:13:59
  Speaker 3: I really we don't want you. I realized that the
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 3: grass is not always you're cussing out our best people,
• 2:14:06
  Speaker 3: you know what it is?
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 2: Though, it's because I'm not Diamond anymore. Yeah, well you
• 2:14:11
  Speaker 2: don't get that same treat like they're treating me like
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 2: I've never different phone number.
• 2:14:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is something and I mean this sincerely. The
• 2:14:18
  Speaker 3: Delta customer service is some of the best customer service if.
• 2:14:22
  Speaker 2: You if you're Diamond, maybe, But the thing that I
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 2: like about United, they don't care what your status is.
• 2:14:27
  Speaker 2: They're going to get the job done. Yeah, They're going
• 2:14:29
  Speaker 2: to take care of you like you're a diamond. You are.
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 3: You are begging for a moment where some fucking crummy
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 3: United employee. Yeah, it's going to have an experience with you,
• 2:14:40
  Speaker 3: and you are just gonna immediately recanting.
• 2:14:43
  Speaker 2: I gave them ten out of ten on the survey.
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 2: I said, thank you so much, such a better Delta
• 2:14:49
  Speaker 2: is just out of five Yeah, because that's the max
• 2:14:51
  Speaker 2: they can get is five stars.
• 2:14:55
  Speaker 3: I don't think they don't care so much about being a.
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 2: Deltas they shouldn't even be allowed to get one star. Thugs.
• 2:15:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're fighting with a computer program. You
• 2:15:05
  Speaker 1: were fighting with Claude and you're pissed off. It's a
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 1: skill problem.
• 2:15:09
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna call Delta and put you on a watch list.
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 3: Good I wait longer. Yeah, I hope you do ruin
• 2:15:15
  Speaker 3: his flights.
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 2: That those flights, those long flights are terrible today. Yeah,
• 2:15:21
  Speaker 2: it's just like it's just hell slept the whole time,
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 2: I know. But even when like you're you had a
• 2:15:27
  Speaker 2: first class flight and you slept the entire time, and
• 2:15:30
  Speaker 2: then like a whole way back, I'm just thinking about
• 2:15:32
  Speaker 2: eighth place. I'm like, I can't believe we got eighth.
• 2:15:36
  Speaker 1: Like Maresh almost died and you're fucking worried about eighth place.
• 2:15:39
  Speaker 2: All right, we're at in the show. Podcast is over.
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 1: Don't we actually have to talk about fish week?
• 2:15:45
  Speaker 2: Should we do that?
• 2:15:46
  Speaker 1: We'll do that right now.
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, thank you guys for listening. We will
• 2:15:51
  Speaker 2: be back on Thursday.