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- 0:02Speaker 1: It is a dude to the graphic nature of this program,
- 0:06Speaker 1: listen to this question is advised.
- 0:17Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
- 0:23Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show.
- 0:26Speaker 1: Insensitivity Training class is now in session.
- 0:40Speaker 4: M h.
- 0:43Speaker 3: A good morning, everybody morning, and just like that, it's
- 0:49Speaker 3: another new week. It's like you blink it.
- 0:52Speaker 5: The worst ever is you know you've got maybe you
- 0:56Speaker 5: even got decent sleep. But the worst ever is what
- 0:58Speaker 5: it feels like. You just blink, like you close your eyes,
- 1:01Speaker 5: like there's no way I slept, but it's been hours.
- 1:03Speaker 3: You ever had that? That usually happens when you're sick.
- 1:07Speaker 5: Yeah, you get that kind of sleep where you know,
- 1:09Speaker 5: or when you're just so tired, just you pass it
- 1:12Speaker 5: and you wake up hours later, but doesn't feel like it.
- 1:14Speaker 5: You get to enjoy it because you feel like you
- 1:16Speaker 5: had like haven't even fallen asleep yet.
- 1:19Speaker 3: I would say that's most days, honestly, Like your alarm
- 1:22Speaker 3: goes off with every weekday, like really, here we are again,
- 1:25Speaker 3: what time do you two seconds? Okay? Your alarm goes
- 1:27Speaker 3: off at what time? Three thirty five? Three thirty five am? Yeah,
- 1:32Speaker 3: and I go to bed around like nine nine thirty Okay.
- 1:35Speaker 3: That's that's why. Probably too late. Man, I hate going
- 1:38Speaker 3: to bed early.
- 1:38Speaker 5: It's so depressing, so childish, I said, child I said
- 1:42Speaker 5: one one day a week that I go, you know what,
- 1:45Speaker 5: I'm gonna be in bed.
- 1:46Speaker 3: By five thirty damn.
- 1:48Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:49Speaker 3: It doesn't mean you have to go to sleep. It
- 1:50Speaker 3: just means being in bed.
- 1:52Speaker 5: You could be scrolling, you could be watching or listening
- 1:54Speaker 5: to something or whatever you're in but you're in bed.
- 1:56Speaker 5: And most of the time I'll be asleep, dead to
- 1:59Speaker 5: the world by six fifteen.
- 2:01Speaker 3: Do you wish I could do that?
- 2:02Speaker 5: And I'll sleep from then. My alarm goes off at
- 2:04Speaker 5: three am. Yeah, So I'll sleep from you know, six
- 2:07Speaker 5: fifteen until three am and feel great, you got.
- 2:09Speaker 3: It, Unlike you've got to find a day, Like you
- 2:11Speaker 3: don't think time makes that much of a difference in
- 2:14Speaker 3: the morning, Like, oh what difference does an hour make?
- 2:17Speaker 3: I will set my alarm not for three thirty, but
- 2:20Speaker 3: for three thirty five, And if I could get up
- 2:22Speaker 3: at three thirty nine, I would I would be like, yep,
- 2:25Speaker 3: extra form night taking it.
- 2:27Speaker 6: My first alarm is at three thirty four and my
- 2:29Speaker 6: backup is three forty.
- 2:30Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, yeah, you gotta you get a snooze in there. Yeah,
- 2:33Speaker 3: exactly what I'm saying. Ever snooze.
- 2:36Speaker 5: Yeah, anyway, it is. It is Monday, it is January
- 2:40Speaker 5: the twenty sixth. Money is what that is great gory.
- 2:42Speaker 5: There's Menace, Hi, Jina grad is here. We got Sea Bass.
- 2:46Speaker 5: Sammy is here. Morgan, our associate producer, is around here somewhere.
- 2:51Speaker 5: I don't know where she's out right this very moment,
- 2:53Speaker 5: but I know she's here. Von our video producer, he
- 2:56Speaker 5: is on the job today. Dumbass Tyler is here. We
- 2:58Speaker 5: got bored, We got Menji. We have the phones open
- 3:01Speaker 5: for you eight seven, seven forty four. You can hit
- 3:04Speaker 5: us up with the text over to two to nine
- 3:06Speaker 5: eight seven.
- 3:08Speaker 4: Uh.
- 3:08Speaker 5: We'll get into the weekend. Cheers and jeers. All the
- 3:10Speaker 5: big trending news headlines, some of the entertainment stuff. Birthday's
- 3:13Speaker 5: porn of Birthday coming up. I know Menace had a
- 3:15Speaker 5: very exciting trip to Costco. You guys, tell he's been
- 3:19Speaker 5: telling everybody, tell everybody what you got at Costco that
- 3:23Speaker 5: you are so excited.
- 3:24Speaker 7: All right, listen, everybody, I want you to turn out
- 3:26Speaker 7: the radio because I found get ready Greg the World's
- 3:31Speaker 7: breasts belt at cost Its Timberland. Okay, it's a double
- 3:39Speaker 7: sided belt, so they could either be tan or black.
- 3:43Speaker 3: Versatile.
- 3:44Speaker 5: Greg, those reversible like belts or jackets. Do you put
- 3:47Speaker 5: those in the same category as couches that have to
- 3:50Speaker 5: plug in with holders?
- 3:52Speaker 3: Oh? You actually, Oh, this is the actual the actual belt,
- 3:56Speaker 3: dude for reverse. No, this is excepting. Let me see. Yeah.
- 3:59Speaker 3: See it's timber like a regular belt, and then you
- 4:02Speaker 3: flip it around and it's brown.
- 4:03Speaker 5: But let me see there at the top or the
- 4:06Speaker 5: where the buckles, because I want to see how how
- 4:07Speaker 5: does it flip that.
- 4:10Speaker 3: The top of the belt flips. You can twist it.
- 4:14Speaker 6: You kind of pick it up and turn it.
- 4:15Speaker 8: Yeah, ok, yeah, right, you know what.
- 4:19Speaker 3: Look at that. I'm glad you asked because I didn't
- 4:21Speaker 3: get it either.
- 4:22Speaker 5: It's warm because it's been around his body body.
- 4:29Speaker 3: It again. Just twisted. You just twisted you just like that.
- 4:32Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's that's kind of cool. That's we started
- 4:36Speaker 3: by making fun of you for being so excited about a.
- 4:38Speaker 7: Belt like you can adjust it to like you know, oh,
- 4:42Speaker 7: you know, everybody's losing all that weight, right, you can
- 4:46Speaker 7: open it, cut it and cut it.
- 4:48Speaker 5: I've seen that with these belts too. Yeah, if you
- 4:51Speaker 5: need to size it down so you get the belt.
- 4:53Speaker 5: It comes to one size. That way you don't have
- 4:54Speaker 5: to worry about the belt. Yeah, you cut it to the.
- 4:57Speaker 3: Length that you need and then you never get.
- 4:59Speaker 7: So I had it take like your little half inch off,
- 5:02Speaker 7: yeah the other day with some scissors.
- 5:04Speaker 3: Weird. The it has like these little closets. Oh yeah,
- 5:08Speaker 3: so it's.
- 5:08Speaker 9: Like these canvas ones.
- 5:09Speaker 2: You know, the canvas ones have always been able to
- 5:11Speaker 2: get with it effort.
- 5:12Speaker 3: It's not canvas you guys. My god, to one of
- 5:17Speaker 3: those canvas ones, it's way too long. I never thought
- 5:21Speaker 3: to cut. I didn't take crowd everybody, I'm telling you,
- 5:26Speaker 3: Oh my god. Mind started kind of just you know,
- 5:32Speaker 3: not not goofing, but like not getting Yah. Can somebody
- 5:35Speaker 3: be so excited about a belt? Now? If I said that,
- 5:37Speaker 3: man would be. But this is fun me for like
- 5:38Speaker 3: a year. But this is like, this is mega adult stuff.
- 5:41Speaker 3: As an adult, you get excited about the costco Timberland
- 5:44Speaker 3: belt and what do set you back?
- 5:46Speaker 7: I think it was fourteen fifteen rich.
- 5:51Speaker 3: So you are criminally cheaped. I was kidding, Okay, yeah,
- 5:56Speaker 3: criminally cheaped.
- 5:57Speaker 1: You know.
- 5:58Speaker 6: I've spent hundreds of scarves for random people criminally chief.
- 6:04Speaker 5: It just me you're a great actress because just the
- 6:06Speaker 5: way that she said that I bought it. That's too
- 6:08Speaker 5: clearly hook line and sing. Because there was something else
- 6:11Speaker 5: that we were talking about and whatever. The privy was like,
- 6:13Speaker 5: oh my god.
- 6:15Speaker 9: To me, Yeah, I wonder what it was.
- 6:17Speaker 3: It's not really my thing.
- 6:18Speaker 6: Yeah that, like I said, I would pay extra not
- 6:21Speaker 6: to haggle at a department store.
- 6:22Speaker 5: Here's the here's the thing with with Costco. And and
- 6:25Speaker 5: I love Costco as you know, it's a great place. Yeah,
- 6:29Speaker 5: we follow a couple this is also adulting. We follow
- 6:32Speaker 5: a couple like Costco fines accounts on Instagram Costco and
- 6:37Speaker 5: there you see all this really cool stuff on those
- 6:40Speaker 5: accounts that I never see at my Costco.
- 6:44Speaker 3: What Costco is this? Yeah, totally. Yeah. You see these
- 6:47Speaker 3: really cool things like I want that at my Costco
- 6:50Speaker 3: and you.
- 6:50Speaker 7: Can't find the Costcos because yeah, it's not the same
- 6:55Speaker 7: inventory everywhere.
- 6:56Speaker 5: I've learned that because I go, oh, I'll book mark
- 7:00Speaker 5: a couple of things on Instagram.
- 7:01Speaker 3: I go, oh that looks cool. Oh that looks cool. Yeah,
- 7:03Speaker 3: and then I'll go I'm gonna check that out next
- 7:05Speaker 3: time I go to Costco and I go to Costco
- 7:07Speaker 3: and I pull out my bookmarks. I go, well, where
- 7:09Speaker 3: the hell is this?
- 7:10Speaker 7: And then we're gonna say just order it online, and like, no,
- 7:12Speaker 7: I want to see it in person.
- 7:14Speaker 5: And I've said to the people I look at the
- 7:16Speaker 5: the stuff, and then when I can't find it, I
- 7:18Speaker 5: go to one of the employees.
- 7:18Speaker 3: I go, hey, have you seen this? Oh yeah, we
- 7:20Speaker 3: don't carry that. I wanted this location. Yeah, of course
- 7:22Speaker 3: you're gonna do know where they care Like sometimes it's
- 7:25Speaker 3: like regional you have to go completely across the country
- 7:27Speaker 3: or you know, you can't get anywhere within driving distance,
- 7:30Speaker 3: but give me the address. Yeah. Man, God, I can't
- 7:33Speaker 3: believe I never thought to cut that belt. Literally what
- 7:37Speaker 3: they're made, I had no idea.
- 7:39Speaker 5: Well, Menace, thanks for the thanks for the album, thanks
- 7:42Speaker 5: for the information, great find, congratulations on the belt.
- 7:45Speaker 3: And for all the education. I'm so excited. Eighty four
- 7:49Speaker 3: Wooding text us over to two two nine eight seven more.
- 7:53Speaker 3: Monday Woody Show is next. Hang on the show back
- 7:57Speaker 3: in the minute.
- 7:57Speaker 7: We're doing listener meetups in San Francis, Saint Louis, and Anaheim.
- 8:02Speaker 7: What's going on, everybody, It's Menace All you podcast listeners,
- 8:05Speaker 7: this is your chance to come meet up with the
- 8:07Speaker 7: Woody Show. The first event is happening this Friday in
- 8:11Speaker 7: Saint Louis at Hotshots in South County from six pm
- 8:15Speaker 7: to eight pm. Woody, Greg, myself and Gina will all
- 8:19Speaker 7: be there. And then for the Bay Area OG listeners, myself,
- 8:23Speaker 7: Menace and tcl We're doing a meetup for all of
- 8:26Speaker 7: you three pm to five pm at the Crossing in
- 8:29Speaker 7: San Francisco. The address is two fifty Main Street. That's Saturday,
- 8:34Speaker 7: February seven, three to five pm. We're gonna be giving
- 8:37Speaker 7: away TV's Woody Show, merch and more. And if you
- 8:40Speaker 7: haven't heard, February twenty first Saturday, three to five pm,
- 8:44Speaker 7: we're doing the Woody Show Meet market everybody from the
- 8:47Speaker 7: Woody Show. We're gonna be at Brewery X. It's gonna
- 8:50Speaker 7: be a big blowout party. We're gonna have a band there,
- 8:53Speaker 7: Dogmas Society and more. So we hope to see you
- 8:56Speaker 7: at all these events, and thank you for listening to
- 8:58Speaker 7: The Woody Show podcast show.
- 9:03Speaker 3: Well, we got the birthdays and the part of birthday
- 9:05Speaker 3: coming up for you here in just a minute, we'll
- 9:07Speaker 3: get a little out of the world of entertainment. I
- 9:09Speaker 3: do have a question, you guys, what does Sammy and
- 9:14Speaker 3: the singer for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Anthony Keatis
- 9:16Speaker 3: have in common? They like arts and crafts. I'm just asking.
- 9:29Speaker 3: I can't think of anything else. Wow. They both hang
- 9:32Speaker 3: out under a bridge. They have silent farts, They have
- 9:35Speaker 3: a strict food diet.
- 9:39Speaker 5: No, it's something you would never guess because the guy's
- 9:41Speaker 5: a musician. He's a singer. Apparently Anthony kiis tone tone deaf.
- 9:47Speaker 6: Whoa really let's think about Let's think about his songs
- 9:51Speaker 6: for a second. A lot of talk singing kind of.
- 9:55Speaker 3: I mean.
- 9:56Speaker 5: Well, so, the guy who produced the Chili Peppers third
- 9:58Speaker 5: and fourth albums, he was answering some fan questions and
- 10:01Speaker 5: he was asked why John Fraschante shared lead vocals with
- 10:05Speaker 5: Anthony Keatas on a song called Knock Me Down, and
- 10:07Speaker 5: he was talking about that. He goes, yeah, John was
- 10:09Speaker 5: louder in the mix because the song was melodic, and
- 10:12Speaker 5: Anthony is tone deaf, like you can't hear pitch.
- 10:15Speaker 3: That's wow.
- 10:17Speaker 5: He also went on to say, to be fair that
- 10:19Speaker 5: John essentially wrote the song, including the melody, so quote
- 10:22Speaker 5: it wasn't entirely inappropriate for him to sing it.
- 10:25Speaker 3: Okay, So is he being like auto tuned?
- 10:28Speaker 6: I mean he sings.
- 10:30Speaker 3: I mean I think he's auto tuned. How would that work?
- 10:34Speaker 3: I don't know, right, because he can do I don't
- 10:36Speaker 3: know the vocal terminology, but he can do the up
- 10:39Speaker 3: and down thing like yeah, sometimes I feel like and
- 10:44Speaker 3: then would be like sometimes I feel like I have
- 10:48Speaker 3: a partner.
- 10:49Speaker 10: He can't match pitch, Like he can do that with
- 10:53Speaker 10: his voice, but he can't hear something else and match it.
- 10:55Speaker 6: But he has to hear the he has to match
- 10:57Speaker 6: the instruments or the note.
- 10:59Speaker 3: But I think that's what are saying is that he
- 11:01Speaker 3: was la la la la la lo la la la la.
- 11:05Speaker 3: That's the closest you've got bad, you know what. At
- 11:08Speaker 3: least you imitated the right. It wasn't just la la
- 11:11Speaker 3: la la. Not bad, very very good, very good. Here's
- 11:16Speaker 3: a sticker you're going to be in a band.
- 11:18Speaker 5: Do you remember how cool that was? Where you would
- 11:20Speaker 5: go to the dentist and you get to pick something
- 11:22Speaker 5: out of the treasure chest.
- 11:23Speaker 3: Like a pencil, like we did good at school, like
- 11:25Speaker 3: when you were really little, having the biggest decision of
- 11:27Speaker 3: your life.
- 11:28Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like it was all like stickers and
- 11:30Speaker 5: super balls and you know Chinese hand camp they call
- 11:33Speaker 5: finger coulor super che care careful. We mentioned the new
- 11:39Speaker 5: he Man movie that's coming out, Master of the Universe. Now,
- 11:42Speaker 5: the plot appears to be that he Man was born.
- 11:45Speaker 5: This sounds so similar to and I don't it's funny.
- 11:47Speaker 5: I remember watching he Man and we hadn't told you.
- 11:50Speaker 5: My lesbian sister and I we had like Castle Gray
- 11:53Speaker 5: Skull and we had all this stuff. But it sounds
- 11:56Speaker 5: a lot like the Superman story. Okay, because again the
- 12:01Speaker 5: plot appears to be that he Man was born Prince
- 12:03Speaker 5: Adam on his home planet of Attornia, but he was
- 12:07Speaker 5: sent off to Earth as a child for his own protection,
- 12:10Speaker 5: which is not wasn't that Superman, because they sent him
- 12:14Speaker 5: off the Krypton the planet Krypton was about to be
- 12:18Speaker 5: destroyed or whatever, and they sent him off.
- 12:20Speaker 3: And then he was found by the farmer.
- 12:22Speaker 5: Right the Yeah, yeah, the story of Superman. Yes, yeah,
- 12:26Speaker 5: so that's apparently what this new he Man think is. Anyway,
- 12:29Speaker 5: in our world, he's a normal dude. He's working in
- 12:31Speaker 5: an office and this is funny, man, you know how
- 12:33Speaker 5: like everybody noticed Menji's Apple watch in our video, like
- 12:37Speaker 5: people watch with such incredible attention to detail. In the trailer,
- 12:40Speaker 5: people notice something funny. There's a quick shot of he
- 12:44Speaker 5: man well whatever his desk, you know, and it's got
- 12:48Speaker 5: his name plate on there. It says Adam Glenn, and
- 12:51Speaker 5: underneath Adam Glenn says he slashed him. Okay, so there's
- 12:55Speaker 5: pronouns on it. Now, this is a joke. They're not
- 13:00Speaker 5: exactly because get it, he man he slash man, Like,
- 13:04Speaker 5: wouldn't it be funny if he slash man had to
- 13:06Speaker 5: use pronouns.
- 13:08Speaker 3: So it's clearly a joke.
- 13:10Speaker 5: They're not trying to push any kind of pronoun agenda
- 13:12Speaker 5: or whatever. I guess we're gonna have to wait and
- 13:14Speaker 5: see if anyone for reals gets butt hurt over it.
- 13:17Speaker 3: But people thought that was funny.
- 13:19Speaker 5: I think it's funny to point it out as the joke,
- 13:22Speaker 5: not to get upset about anybody, just to point it
- 13:24Speaker 5: out as the joke. Masters of the Universe will be out.
- 13:27Speaker 5: On June fifth, our friend Jerry O'Connell i saw something
- 13:31Speaker 5: about him. He even posted something on his Instagram. I
- 13:33Speaker 5: saw on Friday, this homeless guy stole his Cadillac, and
- 13:38Speaker 5: the guy was caught before Jerry even knew it was gone.
- 13:42Speaker 3: Geez, it's a nineteen seventy nine Cadillac's yeah, he posts that.
- 13:46Speaker 7: Yeah, he's drove that here to the to the station
- 13:50Speaker 7: one he's come by to be on the show before,
- 13:52Speaker 7: because he's yelled at us.
- 13:53Speaker 3: We can see like we're people pulling into the garage
- 13:55Speaker 3: from our studio here, and he goes, hey, try to
- 13:57Speaker 3: get in, Hey guys. Uh.
- 14:02Speaker 5: Anyway, So the cops they stopped this guy in the
- 14:04Speaker 5: Pacific Coast Highway and when they questioned him, he said
- 14:07Speaker 5: the car belonged to a family member.
- 14:09Speaker 3: He couldn't provide any proof, cousin Jared.
- 14:11Speaker 5: So they pulled the car up on the computer and
- 14:13Speaker 5: they saw that it was registered to Jerry O'Connell. Wow,
- 14:16Speaker 5: not some gross homeless a hole. So they arrested up.
- 14:19Speaker 5: But he didn't ruin it in anyway. No, I guess
- 14:22Speaker 5: I guess it was okay. Yeah, but Jerry got the
- 14:25Speaker 5: call from the cops saying, hey, man, we got your cars.
- 14:27Speaker 3: What do you mean? Yeah, Jack White, He says that
- 14:33Speaker 3: he will block anyone on social media who tells him
- 14:37Speaker 3: to stop commenting on politics and to stick to music.
- 14:42Speaker 3: I mean, that is a tired phrase. Was he going
- 14:44Speaker 3: to go through because.
- 14:45Speaker 5: Usually people will say, like, dude, I'm gonna block anybody
- 14:48Speaker 5: that starts talking politics, but he says that he will
- 14:50Speaker 5: block anyone on social media who tells him to stop
- 14:52Speaker 5: commenting on politics and to stick to music, stick to.
- 14:57Speaker 3: Fill in the blank.
- 14:59Speaker 6: Allowed to talk, try it out, try it message him
- 15:03Speaker 6: because we do it.
- 15:04Speaker 3: If we do it from the show account. Yeah, let's
- 15:06Speaker 3: that'll cause a problem, will get But stop it, Jack?
- 15:12Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, just yeah, say amen. I just really wish
- 15:14Speaker 5: you would just stop it.
- 15:16Speaker 3: I love your music. I wish you would stop at
- 15:17Speaker 3: the politics. Just stick to the music.
- 15:19Speaker 9: Man, love your music.
- 15:21Speaker 3: I just wish you would stick to that and stop
- 15:22Speaker 3: talking politics. There we go. I'm never going to talk
- 15:27Speaker 3: to you.
- 15:28Speaker 7: If you get this is not good for him because
- 15:31Speaker 7: now that he's made the statement, people are just going
- 15:33Speaker 7: to troll him so hard.
- 15:35Speaker 5: Well, yeah, he's always great, I know, and I was.
- 15:39Speaker 5: I didn't know what to expect, but the first time
- 15:41Speaker 5: that I was going to interview him, I didn't I
- 15:43Speaker 5: was expecting somebody to be like super awkward.
- 15:45Speaker 3: And he was cool. He was cool, dude, loves baseball.
- 15:49Speaker 3: It's so funny. And that's when I started with the interview.
- 15:51Speaker 3: I started talking about baseball.
- 15:52Speaker 7: In the same vein of like, you know this social
- 15:54Speaker 7: media stuff, like he is so cool. When I I
- 15:58Speaker 7: interviewed him on my own, I asked them, I go,
- 16:02Speaker 7: do you like use email or check email? I just
- 16:05Speaker 7: I would think you'd be more of like off the grid. Yeah,
- 16:08Speaker 7: like I'm my guitars, I'm not in the social media
- 16:11Speaker 7: type guy.
- 16:12Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's well. That's certainly Meg, the other
- 16:15Speaker 5: half of the white she's I mean, she's gone off
- 16:17Speaker 5: the radar all together. And one last thing I have
- 16:20Speaker 5: here for you Metallica. They have teamed up with Doc
- 16:23Speaker 5: Martin's for a new shoe and boot collection. That's pretty cool. Yeah,
- 16:27Speaker 5: which would be kind of cool. I tell you, like
- 16:30Speaker 5: I had Doc Martins because everybody did.
- 16:33Speaker 3: That's all I.
- 16:33Speaker 5: Want in the like the mid to late nineties, huh,
- 16:36Speaker 5: and everybody would talk about how comfortable they are. I
- 16:39Speaker 5: never found them all that comfortable.
- 16:40Speaker 6: Yeah, I never had them. Yeah, did you have the
- 16:42Speaker 6: Commet boot ones or the low ones?
- 16:45Speaker 5: They would always say by the number of eyes, right,
- 16:47Speaker 5: like they're by the number of liket like islets like
- 16:50Speaker 5: the number I forget what they they were kind of
- 16:53Speaker 5: in They weren't the super high ones, but they weren't
- 16:55Speaker 5: like the they had. They had ones that were like
- 16:57Speaker 5: shoes like.
- 16:58Speaker 3: Actually the low ones. Yeah, I had the shoes.
- 17:00Speaker 5: Yeah, those were okay, I did have They wore boots.
- 17:03Speaker 5: They came up like above the ankle.
- 17:04Speaker 3: Probably had twelve or fourteen islds.
- 17:06Speaker 5: Yeah, it was something like that. But yeah, I felt
- 17:09Speaker 5: they were like super like. I don't like cowboy boots though, either.
- 17:12Speaker 5: I've had to wear those a.
- 17:12Speaker 3: Couple of times. They are not comforted.
- 17:14Speaker 5: They're not comfortable meant to be. Whoa you gotta break
- 17:17Speaker 5: them in. I'm like, just getting in and out of
- 17:20Speaker 5: those things sucks.
- 17:21Speaker 6: You need to people.
- 17:22Speaker 3: I love my docs, they were so great.
- 17:23Speaker 10: What do you How did you style your doc Martins?
- 17:25Speaker 9: Like, what did you wear with them?
- 17:26Speaker 3: What do you mean jeans? I had a wallet chain
- 17:29Speaker 3: that were just over I did.
- 17:31Speaker 5: I had a wallet chain. Remember, I had my ears
- 17:34Speaker 5: are pierced. I had I had bear ball bearing.
- 17:37Speaker 3: Like necklaces, frosted tips. No, I no, no, I never
- 17:40Speaker 3: had anything like that. Yeah.
- 17:42Speaker 5: There was a lot of like, uh you know, uh
- 17:45Speaker 5: button downs that were open. Ye, yeah, that whole thing.
- 17:49Speaker 5: Not flannels, but you know, not flannels. Yeah, they weren't flannels.
- 17:53Speaker 5: I thought that was too hippie.
- 17:56Speaker 3: But they were like plaid or checkered.
- 17:58Speaker 5: Yeah, there was yeah, but long yeah yeah, George, Yeah, yeah,
- 18:04Speaker 5: we were doing Metallica, Doctor Martin. Choose boots coming soon
- 18:11Speaker 5: a store or a website near you?
- 18:17Speaker 3: Looking around elsewhere in the world of entertainment, Minnesota, What
- 18:19Speaker 3: do you got?
- 18:20Speaker 7: Well, I know you love Kelly Cuoco.
- 18:23Speaker 3: What her name is whatever, I'm not even saying it right.
- 18:28Speaker 3: I thought, I think it's Kaylee Quoco. That sounds right,
- 18:32Speaker 3: Kaylee whatever. She was on A Big Bang Theory she
- 18:34Speaker 3: was Penny. Yeah, I know you love that show.
- 18:37Speaker 7: Well, I guess she's been doing some interviews and some
- 18:39Speaker 7: podcasts and she's kind of insinuating that she's going to
- 18:43Speaker 7: come back with the spin off show of Big Bang Theory.
- 18:46Speaker 3: Are you here for it or not? Yeah? Totally. I
- 18:50Speaker 3: mean Young Sheldon was a spinoff. Yeah, yeah, I didn't
- 18:53Speaker 3: watch it that much.
- 18:54Speaker 7: It's kind of like always in the background, but I'm
- 18:56Speaker 7: like flipping through the television.
- 18:57Speaker 3: Young Sheldon or a Big Bang Big Bang Yeah, and
- 19:02Speaker 3: get how it ended like how would this how would
- 19:05Speaker 3: they do? Where would they pick it up?
- 19:07Speaker 5: Well, it ended with Sheldon getting his uh his big
- 19:12Speaker 5: Nobel prize and there was you know, she was married
- 19:17Speaker 5: to Leonard Hofstetter, Okay, and like they was kind of
- 19:21Speaker 5: a happily ever after coming it was it was very touching.
- 19:24Speaker 7: Yeah, it was very nice. It sounds like it just
- 19:28Speaker 7: going to be her maybe not to be divorced or
- 19:31Speaker 7: or he died. No, no, what is he doing taking
- 19:35Speaker 7: a treasure bath?
- 19:36Speaker 6: I don't know.
- 19:37Speaker 3: You think, what kind of money does he have? Oh
- 19:38Speaker 3: my god, that dude. What's his name in real life?
- 19:41Speaker 3: Johnny Glecky? Yeah, yeah, look up Johnny Glecky Network. I
- 19:44Speaker 3: would say at least one hundred million nomember.
- 19:47Speaker 6: He was on Roseanne for a millionaires before.
- 19:49Speaker 3: I think he made big money.
- 19:51Speaker 10: Him and Kaylee dated in real life. So do they
- 19:54Speaker 10: really want to get back together and do a show together?
- 19:57Speaker 3: Sixty million I pulled one hundred hundred. I think he's
- 20:02Speaker 3: gonna be okay, yeah, yeah, oh yeah. So yeah.
- 20:06Speaker 5: In twenty eighteen, he was the second highest paid male
- 20:09Speaker 5: TV actor twenty five millions and that year alone. And
- 20:12Speaker 5: then he also gets you know, back end profits first
- 20:14Speaker 5: of all, back.
- 20:14Speaker 3: End, So what is he doing? Nothing?
- 20:17Speaker 5: Probably that's what Greg wants to do. But like a
- 20:19Speaker 5: lot of you, if you still like to do some million, yeah,
- 20:22Speaker 5: calm down.
- 20:22Speaker 3: My favorite thing to do is nothing.
- 20:24Speaker 6: I liked that Kelly Cuoco show that was on for
- 20:26Speaker 6: like a minute, The Flight Attention.
- 20:27Speaker 3: I was good like that.
- 20:29Speaker 5: Her breakout role was that show that she did with
- 20:31Speaker 5: John Ridder. Remember John Ridder Hate Simple Rules for Dating
- 20:35Speaker 5: My teenage Daughter, which was a fun show until he
- 20:37Speaker 5: died and.
- 20:37Speaker 3: Then he ruined it for everybody.
- 20:39Speaker 5: Yeah, I remember that. That was the celebrity death that
- 20:41Speaker 5: I was super bummed out of that rider. It disproportionately
- 20:44Speaker 5: affected me. He had like a heart thing. I forget
- 20:48Speaker 5: what that what it's called, but yeah, you had it
- 20:51Speaker 5: on the set of that show.
- 20:52Speaker 3: Oh god, I just dropped dead. Uh, Greg Gory, what
- 20:55Speaker 3: do you got? So? I've never been a huge fan
- 20:57Speaker 3: of Martin Short. I don't dislike him by any means,
- 20:59Speaker 3: but he was on Kimmel the other night and talked
- 21:02Speaker 3: about what he did when he went to the wedding
- 21:05Speaker 3: of Selena Gomez when she married that heinous legal caveman.
- 21:10Speaker 3: And he's the best.
- 21:11Speaker 5: He is he's gross and personal experience, like, how do
- 21:15Speaker 5: you know he's the best.
- 21:17Speaker 7: He's just hilarious. And I know people that know him,
- 21:20Speaker 7: and they said that he's just super cool to hang on.
- 21:23Speaker 3: He might be very cool. He is illegal, and they
- 21:25Speaker 3: would be honest with me if he was a dick.
- 21:27Speaker 3: Don't right, I'm not saying he's not nice. It'd be
- 21:30Speaker 3: weird to be like super heinous.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Usual.
- 21:34Speaker 3: Usually it's like, if you're she gotta be really cool.
- 21:37Speaker 3: He might be the nicest guy in planet Earth.
- 21:39Speaker 5: If it's based on that, he'll be an amazingly sweet person.
- 21:43Speaker 3: So anyway, at their Santa Barbara wedding, Martin Short was
- 21:47Speaker 3: there and they had this table with all people from
- 21:49Speaker 3: only murders in the building, naturally, and right near their
- 21:52Speaker 3: table was this small wedding cake, and he made a
- 21:55Speaker 3: point of saying it was small. So he assumed that
- 21:58Speaker 3: all the people that were grouped together had their own
- 22:01Speaker 3: wedding like that, and that's what he thought. So Martin
- 22:05Speaker 3: Short goes up to the cake and slices a piece.
- 22:08Speaker 3: He didn't take the piece out, but he'd made the
- 22:10Speaker 3: two slices, and Steve Martin said, what are you doing?
- 22:14Speaker 3: That's a wedding cake, and Martin Short freaks out, thought,
- 22:18Speaker 3: oh my god, we should leave. This is so embarrassing.
- 22:20Speaker 3: So they had the head chef come out and he
- 22:22Speaker 3: kind of frankensteined it back together using like a fork
- 22:25Speaker 3: or something like that. So they had Then Martin Short
- 22:29Speaker 3: said it was a true Hollywood wedding because even the
- 22:31Speaker 3: cake had work done. Ye, and he was so mortified.
- 22:36Speaker 7: Isn't that called like the groom's cake or something?
- 22:39Speaker 3: I think this was the actual wedding cake, said just
- 22:43Speaker 3: married on top. Yeah, And he just figured everybody had
- 22:45Speaker 3: their own cake.
- 22:46Speaker 10: Right, And I guess because Steve Martin was gonna go
- 22:48Speaker 10: leave and Martin Short was like, no, no, you can't
- 22:50Speaker 10: leave without getting some wedding cake and just like cuts
- 22:52Speaker 10: into it and he's like.
- 22:53Speaker 6: No, I wanted to do this for our wedding. We
- 22:57Speaker 6: didn't end up doing it, but a girlfriend of mine
- 22:59Speaker 6: the groom's.
- 23:00Speaker 3: Cake was three wheels of cheese for real cake. There
- 23:04Speaker 3: was another cake. Yeah, well, can I revisit something.
- 23:09Speaker 7: Through the beginning of this conversation, Greg just just how
- 23:12Speaker 7: the world sucks, because like you can be a really
- 23:16Speaker 7: good looking person and be a horrible person, right, but
- 23:21Speaker 7: that's okay. If you're a really really nice, great person
- 23:25Speaker 7: but you're ugly, that you can.
- 23:31Speaker 3: That's okay, you know what I'm saying. I don't think so.
- 23:36Speaker 7: If you're really really good looking and you're a dick,
- 23:38Speaker 7: you're a dick. But if you're really really nice and
- 23:40Speaker 7: you're kind of ugly, like people are just like, oh,
- 23:43Speaker 7: he's ugly.
- 23:43Speaker 3: I found it back to uh, remember and Father of
- 23:49Speaker 3: the Bride, because he was like the wedding planner, right,
- 23:52Speaker 3: and he was like super flamboyant. It was time to uh,
- 23:55Speaker 3: you know, choose the wedding cake.
- 23:58Speaker 9: So now let's see this is what.
- 24:03Speaker 10: We select the cac first often the term and the
- 24:09Speaker 10: kind of wadden that you end up hopping.
- 24:11Speaker 3: So let's just choose the ca Okay, the what is
- 24:15Speaker 3: like the what? Yeah, okay, I I've never seen that movie.
- 24:20Speaker 3: You've never seen very that is such a greg movie. Really, okay,
- 24:23Speaker 3: I gotta you would think it's you would think it's sweet. Okay,
- 24:26Speaker 3: I mean it's it's very straight, but it's but it's yeah, yeah,
- 24:32Speaker 3: it's it's it's straight, but it's sweet.
- 24:34Speaker 5: I've got the birthdays. We've got the panel birthday here
- 24:39Speaker 5: on this.
- 24:39Speaker 11: Monday Showy, We're gonna it's shivery.
- 24:45Speaker 3: We're gonna sit because she was like, it's shiver and
- 24:48Speaker 3: you know you don't do all right.
- 24:50Speaker 5: Starting with the celebrities, Ellen Degenerous is sixty eight years Okay,
- 24:55Speaker 5: next year it's gonna be especially especially a lesbian.
- 25:00Speaker 3: Oh my god, Ellen DeGeneres. He is sixty eight.
- 25:03Speaker 5: The Great One Wayne Gretzky is sixty five today. Joseph Quinn,
- 25:07Speaker 5: Eddie Munson and Stranger Things he is thirty two. And
- 25:11Speaker 5: R and B and soul singer Anita Baker is sixty eight.
- 25:14Speaker 5: She's also going to have an incredible birthday.
- 25:16Speaker 3: She's so good.
- 25:17Speaker 5: Yeah, your porn of birthday Carmen Valentina and Today's Birthday Girl.
- 25:22Speaker 5: She's had more people inside her than the cheesecake factory
- 25:24Speaker 5: on a Friday. Yeah Hat four hundred and fifty four
- 25:28Speaker 5: fine films, including bus Stop Pimpin'. She was in Mouth
- 25:32Speaker 5: Hugs Volume two. Also fine Tune This Vagina Please. She
- 25:38Speaker 5: was in the Hotel Hotel. Also Bury your face in
- 25:42Speaker 5: My Plump Booty. She was fantastic in Tuna Helper Volume one.
- 25:47Speaker 3: Oh all right, and uh, who can forget her? Unforgive her?
- 25:52Speaker 3: Role in Wham Bam Gino Exam. Yeah a. That is
- 25:57Speaker 3: Carmen Valentina, who is thirty nine years old.
- 26:00Speaker 5: Today I met your partner, birthday, your celebrity birthdays and
- 26:03Speaker 5: a Monday. Look what's happening around the world of entertainment
- 26:06Speaker 5: here on The Woody Show. We announced on Friday that
- 26:14Speaker 5: the Ban Dogma Society has been added to the list
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- 26:19Speaker 3: Therefore, our Woody Show meet Market.
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- 26:55Speaker 5: We're trying to get to Greg to watch, father of
- 26:58Speaker 5: the Brody said he's never watched it.
- 26:59Speaker 3: I haven't seen me and I mean I'm aware of it,
- 27:01Speaker 3: but I have never seen it. I mean, how do
- 27:03Speaker 3: you feel about rom coms in general? I don't hate
- 27:07Speaker 3: them because you're like, a you like all that mushy stuff.
- 27:10Speaker 3: I like that. Yeah. Father of Bride seems like something
- 27:13Speaker 3: like Steve Martin. Yes, okay, I think he's funny. YEA
- 27:16Speaker 3: like Martin Short. Well, yeah, I like Martin Short. He's okay.
- 27:19Speaker 3: I don't really know a lot about him. Steve Martin
- 27:21Speaker 3: of course been famous god our whole lives, and he's
- 27:24Speaker 3: been old our whole lives. He has and like planes,
- 27:26Speaker 3: trains and auto wheels. Is one of my all time
- 27:27Speaker 3: favorite movies. Yeah, you should. You should watch it. It's
- 27:29Speaker 3: it's it's all bame. I will watch that. When Gina
- 27:32Speaker 3: watches Bad, moms have been trying to get her to
- 27:34Speaker 3: watch Bad. Yeah you wouldn't watch that? Seems right up
- 27:37Speaker 3: your eye.
- 27:37Speaker 6: I know nothing about it, and I'll get around to it.
- 27:40Speaker 6: But like if I'm relaxing or if I'm just like on
- 27:43Speaker 6: my own, I'm like, oh, do I want to watch seven?
- 27:45Speaker 6: Do I watch Baryon?
- 27:46Speaker 3: Like?
- 27:47Speaker 6: I like pretty horrible stuff.
- 27:50Speaker 3: Like that crime stuff? Yeah? True, Yeah, he's watching all
- 27:53Speaker 3: those like crime shows.
- 27:54Speaker 6: I watch every crime show.
- 27:56Speaker 3: Yeah, murder and How to get Away with It? Yeah?
- 27:58Speaker 3: Oh oh oh yeah, what's what's the latest crime?
- 28:00Speaker 6: Oh my god, this is crazy. Speaking of crime, have
- 28:02Speaker 6: you guys heard of that guy Ryan Wedding. He was
- 28:04Speaker 6: an Olympic snowboarder.
- 28:06Speaker 5: I I didn't know that like jugitive or it's insane.
- 28:11Speaker 5: I saw the headline he said, Olympic snowboarder capture.
- 28:14Speaker 6: Yes, he's a He's a Canadian Olympic snowboarder. And he
- 28:17Speaker 6: finally got arrested after more than a year on the run.
- 28:20Speaker 6: They found him in Mexico.
- 28:22Speaker 3: On a on a mountain run and he was wanted for.
- 28:24Speaker 6: What Yeah, okay, so he is like a major drug
- 28:28Speaker 6: kingpin and he moved tons of.
- 28:30Speaker 3: Coke every year.
- 28:31Speaker 6: He's accused of ordering hits.
- 28:33Speaker 7: On people, especially he's an Olympic snowboard Olympic snow Is
- 28:36Speaker 7: that the guy that had all the motorcycles?
- 28:37Speaker 3: I mean it sounds like you're around on.
- 28:39Speaker 7: Social media that. Yeah, it was like thirty million dollars
- 28:42Speaker 7: worth of motorcycles.
- 28:43Speaker 6: Seem he would and he would put out hits on
- 28:46Speaker 6: potential witnesses like he is crazy, and so he was
- 28:51Speaker 6: considered super dangerous the FBI. He was on the FBI's
- 28:54Speaker 6: most wanted list. There was a fifteen million dollar reward
- 28:56Speaker 6: to capture him. So he's gonna up here in court soon.
- 28:59Speaker 6: But yeah, he was like this big Canadian Olympic snowboarder
- 29:02Speaker 6: with this.
- 29:02Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it's supposed to go to these Olympics,
- 29:05Speaker 3: the ones that are just about to start. I doubt it.
- 29:07Speaker 7: He's play well.
- 29:09Speaker 3: Wonder how the hell he got tied up into that war.
- 29:11Speaker 6: I know he likes to ski, you know what I mean, Dude, he.
- 29:13Speaker 5: Probably watched Breaking Bad and it warped his sense of
- 29:16Speaker 5: reality like it did with all of us.
- 29:17Speaker 3: Were like, dude, we can do that. When I watched
- 29:19Speaker 3: blow I thought, yeah, I could totally do this.
- 29:21Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, there was Since we're coming off the the
- 29:24Speaker 5: celebrities up, there was something I saw that I thought
- 29:26Speaker 5: was kind of fun. Things that came out about celebrities
- 29:30Speaker 5: after they died. So Marlon Brando, years after he passed away,
- 29:35Speaker 5: Quincy Jones and Marlon Brando had sex with a bunch
- 29:40Speaker 5: of guys.
- 29:41Speaker 3: I've heard those types of stories.
- 29:43Speaker 5: Including Richard Pryor, Marvin Gay and some civil rights activists.
- 29:48Speaker 3: I never heard of James Baldwin. I don't know, but
- 29:51Speaker 3: like Richard Pryor and Marvin Gay and Marlon Brando involved something.
- 29:56Speaker 3: So if it's two dudes and one chick, it's a
- 29:58Speaker 3: devil's three way. What's three dudes? I don't know, just
- 30:01Speaker 3: a threesome, right, yeah? Probably yeah, homophobe. Yeah.
- 30:04Speaker 5: Prior's widow confirmed that he and Brando hooked up in
- 30:07Speaker 5: the seventies. The others unsubstantiated, but yeah, things that came
- 30:13Speaker 5: out about celebrities after they died. After Elizabeth Taylor died,
- 30:16Speaker 5: Colin Farrell revealed that they had a romantic relationship. My god,
- 30:21Speaker 5: but it was quote never consummated.
- 30:23Speaker 3: So what was it?
- 30:26Speaker 6: Called a lavender marriage? That's called yeah, so don't sex god?
- 30:32Speaker 3: Yeah, she was had to be what fifty years older than.
- 30:37Speaker 5: In two thousand and one a biography of the late
- 30:39Speaker 5: Natalie Wood, the author said that Natalie had been raped
- 30:42Speaker 5: by a powerful actor when she was sixteen, and it
- 30:45Speaker 5: was rumored to be Kirk Douglas, and then a year
- 30:49Speaker 5: after Kirk Douglas died, Natalie's sister Lana Wood, alleged that
- 30:53Speaker 5: it was him, and when reached for comment, Kirk's son,
- 30:57Speaker 5: Michael Douglas. I would only say, quote, may they both
- 31:01Speaker 5: rest in peace? Now, who knows if that is saying
- 31:04Speaker 5: something or if it just like.
- 31:05Speaker 3: Why are you asking me about this? Yeah, and then
- 31:07Speaker 3: you're not even getting into it.
- 31:08Speaker 6: You could definitely read into that, Yeah.
- 31:11Speaker 5: Things that came out about celebrities after they died. In
- 31:13Speaker 5: his final years, David Cassie said that he was retiring
- 31:17Speaker 5: due to dementia, but in a documentary released after his death,
- 31:20Speaker 5: he admitted that he lied to cover up his alcoholism.
- 31:23Speaker 3: There it is, damn.
- 31:24Speaker 6: Because the same symptoms. You're like, I can't remember where
- 31:26Speaker 6: I am and I don't feel good.
- 31:28Speaker 3: Yeah, and then a here go Greg.
- 31:30Speaker 5: Fashion designer Coco Chanell actually collaborated with the Nazis during
- 31:35Speaker 5: World War Two.
- 31:36Speaker 12: No.
- 31:37Speaker 3: I thought I had heard something about it, and.
- 31:39Speaker 5: It came out in a book that got released in
- 31:42Speaker 5: twenty eleven called Sleeping with the Enemy, The Coco Chanell
- 31:45Speaker 5: Secret War.
- 31:46Speaker 3: Yeah, apparently she was some sort of Nazi sympathizer.
- 31:49Speaker 6: I thought Hugo Boss had cornered that market. Really, Yeah,
- 31:52Speaker 6: because he designed their uniform.
- 31:53Speaker 5: He said, I said, Coco Chanel, and then he just
- 31:56Speaker 5: said she And I would have told you that was
- 31:58Speaker 5: a dude.
- 32:00Speaker 3: Serious, I guess it's one male. Cocos. Do you know?
- 32:08Speaker 5: I don't know any cocos. Look, I used to Actually
- 32:10Speaker 5: there was a dog. Our neighbor had a dog named Coco.
- 32:13Speaker 3: I knew a dude, Ashley. I think that's pretty rare.
- 32:16Speaker 10: That used to be four men though, Like originally Ashley
- 32:19Speaker 10: is a male's name, and then it switched to a girl's.
- 32:21Speaker 3: Ashley, Hilary, Courtney Amy. I went to school with the
- 32:25Speaker 3: male Kelly. Yeah, your middle name is a chick name.
- 32:30Speaker 3: Val Yeah, I've never met a few well val, I mean,
- 32:34Speaker 3: like the.
- 32:34Speaker 5: Only people I've ever known that were called or named
- 32:37Speaker 5: val or went by val were Valeries. So that's maybe
- 32:40Speaker 5: that's how I associated with Is that the full name.
- 32:43Speaker 3: No, it's it's the Russian pronunciation is Valeri Valeri. That's different.
- 32:49Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the name. Of course, there's exceptions to all
- 32:55Speaker 5: this stuff I'm saying. But if you were, you know,
- 32:57Speaker 5: like the other one I always do, Francis, Like, Francis
- 33:01Speaker 5: is a chick name.
- 33:02Speaker 3: What, yeah, like uh Frances mcdormant.
- 33:05Speaker 6: Yeah, and Clint Eastwood's ex wife, Uh, Francis.
- 33:09Speaker 3: It's me.
- 33:09Speaker 5: It's an old secretary France Francis. Yeah, my secretary Francis.
- 33:13Speaker 3: And I can't remember the old timey actor John Wayne.
- 33:16Speaker 3: His real name was a chick's name too, like Maryland
- 33:19Speaker 3: or something like that, but he went by John Yeah,
- 33:23Speaker 3: John Wayne, Francis Fisher, Francis. Oh it was Francis.
- 33:27Speaker 1: No.
- 33:27Speaker 3: I was just talking about the other one. Because people
- 33:29Speaker 3: who are named Francis, they go by Frank.
- 33:31Speaker 6: Right, Marion, I think it's Marion.
- 33:34Speaker 5: The people who go by Frank, their real name is Frank.
- 33:36Speaker 5: Their actual name is Francis.
- 33:38Speaker 6: Francis from Pee Wee Herman, from Big pee Wee's Big Adventure.
- 33:42Speaker 3: What about Also what about Francis Bean? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 33:47Speaker 3: John Wayne Marion? All right, eight seven, seven forty four?
- 33:51Speaker 3: Would he Texas Francis text us over to two two
- 33:55Speaker 3: nine eight seven more wood He showed next hang on
- 34:02Speaker 3: the Woody Show, and.
- 34:04Speaker 5: Right into another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
- 34:09Speaker 5: correct world. All right, So these headlines coming up, no
- 34:15Speaker 5: weekend cheers and jeers. I hope everybody had a decent weekend.
- 34:20Speaker 3: You know, you want to shoot for the stars, were
- 34:22Speaker 3: just decent? I would say it was decent.
- 34:26Speaker 5: I'll start with the gear. The jeer is that, you know,
- 34:28Speaker 5: I just I can't get going on this year. Man,
- 34:31Speaker 5: Like there's no there's no momentum this year at all.
- 34:35Speaker 5: It is like it's like walking.
- 34:38Speaker 3: With concrete shoes. I think everybody's had this dream, you know,
- 34:45Speaker 3: when you're in a dream and you're trying to do
- 34:47Speaker 3: something quickly but your your limbs and you can't paralyze,
- 34:52Speaker 3: you're moving in slow motion. You're like and I would
- 34:55Speaker 3: imagine it's the you know how people with claustrophobia feel.
- 34:58Speaker 3: It's that kind of like press Yeah, dude, that is
- 35:01Speaker 3: this year so far, and I can't I can't snap
- 35:04Speaker 3: out of it. I don't know what's going on. That's
- 35:06Speaker 3: the overwhelmed with tasks.
- 35:08Speaker 5: There there's you know, there's more than I thought going on,
- 35:12Speaker 5: and that certainly is part of has been pointed out
- 35:14Speaker 5: to a couple of people who I've talked to and whatever,
- 35:16Speaker 5: and they go, oh, that that's got to be part
- 35:18Speaker 5: of what's going on. Like, people understand January February this
- 35:21Speaker 5: is the worst part of the year.
- 35:22Speaker 3: It's a slug, yeah.
- 35:24Speaker 5: Especially after the Super Bowl wraps up. And if you're
- 35:26Speaker 5: a sports fan, I mean, you know it's these are
- 35:30Speaker 5: dark times. I actually really kind of pass March madness
- 35:34Speaker 5: for a lot of people. But I'm not in the
- 35:35Speaker 5: college basketball so that's that's the jeer is that kind
- 35:37Speaker 5: of continues to carry through. But the cheer is. U
- 35:41Speaker 5: did a lot of flying this weekend. I flew Friday,
- 35:44Speaker 5: I flew Saturday, and I flew Sunday, including a date
- 35:49Speaker 5: flight with my wife. And then because my kids were
- 35:53Speaker 5: all just like we wanted to go, like well, they
- 35:56Speaker 5: were all busy the day that my wife and I went,
- 35:58Speaker 5: so I took my kids and the wife we all
- 36:02Speaker 5: as a family for.
- 36:02Speaker 3: The first time. That's the first.
- 36:05Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 36:05Speaker 3: Yeah, And then we buzzed Genus house on the way back.
- 36:08Speaker 3: We all ran outside little kids.
- 36:13Speaker 5: Yeah, that was the That was the true. That was
- 36:15Speaker 5: actually a lot of fun. That was like for the
- 36:16Speaker 5: first time, So that was pretty cool.
- 36:18Speaker 6: But what did the kids think of you in the
- 36:19Speaker 6: pilot's seat?
- 36:21Speaker 5: They thought they thought it was cool, and uh, you know,
- 36:23Speaker 5: it's just it's funny because you know, I think people
- 36:25Speaker 5: are used to getting in the car, starting and going
- 36:28Speaker 5: and you know you have to do, yeah, you have
- 36:32Speaker 5: to do like a pre flight of the plane to
- 36:34Speaker 5: make sure that everything is cool and then working order,
- 36:35Speaker 5: and it's like they don't have a lot of patience
- 36:37Speaker 5: for that stuff. And I'm like, guys, this is the
- 36:39Speaker 5: important stuff and the other thing is too. As I
- 36:42Speaker 5: told him, I said, you know, unlike on the ground,
- 36:44Speaker 5: I said, anything that has to do with this plane,
- 36:45Speaker 5: it's super important that you listen to everything I tell you, Like,
- 36:50Speaker 5: nothing is up for debate.
- 36:51Speaker 3: If I tell you something, you just do it immediately.
- 36:53Speaker 3: You shut up and you just don't touch why. Yeah, yeah,
- 36:56Speaker 3: it's super important. Yeah, don't hit this button right here?
- 37:00Speaker 3: Menace weekend cheers and jeers.
- 37:01Speaker 7: Well, I had a great time in Las Vegas all weekend,
- 37:04Speaker 7: and I have New Vegas power rankings for everybody, and
- 37:08Speaker 7: the power rankings go like this best place for restaurants Venetian.
- 37:12Speaker 7: I think Venetian has really stepped up their game when
- 37:14Speaker 7: it comes to restaurants. There's like forty different restaurants there.
- 37:17Speaker 3: Now.
- 37:17Speaker 7: I just went to this highlight a couple. Yeah, yeah,
- 37:20Speaker 7: coat is this coat?
- 37:22Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 37:22Speaker 7: This new Korean Korean barbecue spot. It's originally from New
- 37:28Speaker 7: York City. Now they have a location in Vegas. So good,
- 37:31Speaker 7: and I think they really like probably stepped up their
- 37:33Speaker 7: game because of the spheres connected to the Venetians, so.
- 37:36Speaker 3: They have to have like entertainment sure and options there. Dude,
- 37:40Speaker 3: so awesome there.
- 37:41Speaker 7: And when it comes to power rankings, best rates, best rooms,
- 37:45Speaker 7: I'm going Resource World and Fountain Blue like their brand
- 37:50Speaker 7: new hotels, and they're like the prices are great, but
- 37:54Speaker 7: they'd be.
- 37:55Speaker 3: The most expensive.
- 37:56Speaker 2: I just booked Resorts World yesterday because it was the
- 37:58Speaker 2: cheap best of all the whole stress. Yeah, and it
- 38:01Speaker 2: was like almost circus circus prices and it's really.
- 38:05Speaker 3: Yeah brand new.
- 38:06Speaker 7: Well yeah we say there once, yeah, not together, I.
- 38:08Speaker 3: Mean the same day.
- 38:09Speaker 9: But the Conrad one is really nice.
- 38:11Speaker 3: Nice. I keep getting told that, like Fountain Blues like
- 38:13Speaker 3: can really big trouble, Like there's just nobody there. It's
- 38:15Speaker 3: a ghost town. So they're offering really huge, these huge deals.
- 38:19Speaker 7: I go there all the time for events and yeah,
- 38:21Speaker 7: it's packed when we're there.
- 38:23Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean maybe for the event, but yeah, which
- 38:25Speaker 5: is it only makes sense because it's brand new, it's
- 38:27Speaker 5: supposed to be really nice. It's and the only reason
- 38:30Speaker 5: something that new and that nice is really cheap is
- 38:32Speaker 5: because it's you know, yeah, so they're trying to get
- 38:34Speaker 5: people to find it or go there again, so right now,
- 38:36Speaker 5: take advantage of the room before you can't afford it. Resort,
- 38:41Speaker 5: and then I would say shopping wise, Caesar's like Caesars
- 38:45Speaker 5: has the best shops.
- 38:46Speaker 7: Yeah, so that's a pretty much my power rankings. I mean, gambling,
- 38:50Speaker 7: I can't really tell you because I don't gamble too
- 38:52Speaker 7: much because I never really win, So I don't know
- 38:55Speaker 7: where to go when it comes to that. But Vegas tries,
- 38:58Speaker 7: they try to say that Vegas is dead.
- 38:59Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 39:00Speaker 7: Every time I'm there, it's packed every single time, So
- 39:03Speaker 7: I don't know where this is coming from. My gears though,
- 39:06Speaker 7: when I got back after all my travel apparently I
- 39:09Speaker 7: don't know how keys work because I was trying to
- 39:12Speaker 7: unlock a dead bolt well or debul that I recently changed,
- 39:16Speaker 7: and the key like was not turning, and I go,
- 39:19Speaker 7: did I lose my key when I was traveling? Because
- 39:22Speaker 7: I went through every single one like twenty times and
- 39:25Speaker 7: I could not open the door. And then finally I
- 39:27Speaker 7: was just about to give up, and then I tried
- 39:28Speaker 7: it one more time and then it turned and then
- 39:30Speaker 7: I was able to get keys difficult.
- 39:32Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know, But is it one.
- 39:37Speaker 6: Of those that you have to put in, but like
- 39:39Speaker 6: keep a millimeter of space.
- 39:41Speaker 5: Maybe there's like I don't know, but there's like everything
- 39:45Speaker 5: else in your life where your wife normally is the
- 39:46Speaker 5: one who unlocks doors and acts all your.
- 39:48Speaker 3: Stuff and the cooks all your food. So when left
- 39:51Speaker 3: to your own devices, like I don't know how to
- 39:54Speaker 3: do it.
- 39:55Speaker 5: Like those cill infomercials were like, do you ever have
- 39:57Speaker 5: a problem God people doing the most simple whole thing,
- 40:00Speaker 5: and they're like yeah, okay.
- 40:03Speaker 3: Yeah, and then comes up.
- 40:07Speaker 7: Another part of my jerrea is when I got back though,
- 40:10Speaker 7: before I went home, I came in to work to
- 40:12Speaker 7: record some things and Sea Bass was here working as well,
- 40:16Speaker 7: so we had a lovely conversation about last Vegas.
- 40:18Speaker 3: That's a jeer. No you said, jeer you did, That's
- 40:25Speaker 3: what he meant. Paging doctor Freuod Morgan weekend cheers and jeers.
- 40:29Speaker 9: All right, guys, UFC is back, baby.
- 40:32Speaker 7: Yeah, I was on Paramount.
- 40:34Speaker 9: We had a six week dry spell. The dark Ages
- 40:37Speaker 9: are over.
- 40:37Speaker 3: Okay, so that's true.
- 40:38Speaker 5: I saw a post and they were talking about all
- 40:40Speaker 5: the different major sports and they're off season, so like,
- 40:43Speaker 5: how long is it from the last game until you know,
- 40:47Speaker 5: training camp or to the first game of the next season,
- 40:49Speaker 5: and they got to the UFC people and they're like, oh,
- 40:52Speaker 5: six weeks, like six weeks.
- 40:54Speaker 9: Best in the world. They take no breaks, that's it.
- 40:57Speaker 9: And then when they do we complain about it. But yeah,
- 40:59Speaker 9: it's back. It's on Amount Plus, which I absolutely loved,
- 41:02Speaker 9: had no issues with it.
- 41:03Speaker 2: There's talk online about oh, too many ads, blah blah blah.
- 41:06Speaker 2: Guess what, people, you're paying like nine dollars a month,
- 41:08Speaker 2: so you're gonna get ads and I don't have to
- 41:10Speaker 2: legally stream it anymore.
- 41:11Speaker 9: So yeah, that's awesome, great fights too.
- 41:15Speaker 3: My g didn't know they took time off. I thought
- 41:17Speaker 3: I didn't know it was like a seasonal thing just
- 41:19Speaker 3: for Christmas.
- 41:20Speaker 9: So oh in their back, so we're baby rip.
- 41:24Speaker 2: My jews is just like depression, man, Like I'm going
- 41:27Speaker 2: through it, my dad's going through it.
- 41:29Speaker 3: Is this the seasonal thing?
- 41:31Speaker 9: I don't know.
- 41:32Speaker 3: Is it just this time of year?
- 41:34Speaker 2: I don't know, because it's it's hitting me late. Maybe
- 41:37Speaker 2: I wasn't getting it in like November December.
- 41:39Speaker 3: Well no, neither was I to the.
- 41:43Speaker 5: I don't even want it because it's not I I
- 41:46Speaker 5: have felt depression before. I felt that feeling. I felt
- 41:49Speaker 5: that it's because it's not a doom and gloom thing.
- 41:51Speaker 5: It's just like I think the best description I had
- 41:54Speaker 5: was the dream where it's like you want to move
- 41:56Speaker 5: or we want to do, but everything's in slow motions,
- 41:58Speaker 5: like oh my god, you just can't get off go.
- 42:02Speaker 5: So it's it's not a it's not a depression, but
- 42:04Speaker 5: you're you're saying yours is more.
- 42:05Speaker 2: Of a well I've always dealt with depression, a funk depression, yeah,
- 42:08Speaker 2: and I don't. I think it's like we're back in
- 42:11Speaker 2: our schedule, you know, and I'm realizing like, oh, this
- 42:14Speaker 2: is rough, So I don't because there's nothing else bad
- 42:17Speaker 2: in my life.
- 42:17Speaker 3: Well, luckily you don't wear it on your face and
- 42:23Speaker 3: you know.
- 42:23Speaker 9: I'm sorry, but there are I'm gonna cry. There are
- 42:26Speaker 9: people out there.
- 42:27Speaker 3: It's just hard, like, yeah, are you one any kind
- 42:30Speaker 3: of like a medication or you in any kind of
- 42:32Speaker 3: like you know, you see like a therapist or anything
- 42:35Speaker 3: like that.
- 42:36Speaker 9: No, I used to yeah, education, Yeah, well don't cry.
- 42:41Speaker 3: I but if this.
- 42:43Speaker 6: Is something that you just it's part of you, then
- 42:46Speaker 6: like medication ain't bad. I I can tell you that firsthand.
- 42:49Speaker 9: I had a really bad experience on it.
- 42:50Speaker 6: So yeah, there's so many different.
- 42:52Speaker 3: Kinds well, because then you end up well, yeah, if
- 42:54Speaker 3: you don't do any whether it's therapy, the medication, you'll
- 42:59Speaker 3: you'll end up like medicating otherwise, you know, or doing
- 43:02Speaker 3: something that's not healthy.
- 43:05Speaker 9: To you know, a group the color.
- 43:08Speaker 2: Yeah, I just need to sleep, honestly, I think that'll
- 43:11Speaker 2: fix things. But you mentioned constant like there is no.
- 43:14Speaker 3: You mentioned recently that you have this like trainings thing
- 43:18Speaker 3: that goes till nine pm at night. Can't you just change.
- 43:21Speaker 9: That if I go to a different gym.
- 43:23Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's much more complicated, Like I choose
- 43:27Speaker 2: to train, so yeah, I am choosing to do that
- 43:29Speaker 2: at night.
- 43:31Speaker 9: Till it's the only thing that makes me happier.
- 43:35Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but I mean you can still train again.
- 43:38Speaker 5: There's got to be and I don't know, because it
- 43:41Speaker 5: sounds like there might be something, you know, some kind
- 43:44Speaker 5: of that unbeatable deal or maybe she's banging the trainer
- 43:47Speaker 5: or who knows, who knows what's going on there, but
- 43:50Speaker 5: like there's got to be something where she could do
- 43:52Speaker 5: this at two o'clock in the afternoon and not at
- 43:55Speaker 5: nine pm at night when you have a job where
- 43:58Speaker 5: you get up when we get up.
- 43:59Speaker 7: Yeah, because it's so rough. I remember, I try to
- 44:02Speaker 7: work out in the hours that you were talking about,
- 44:05Speaker 7: and it's just not sustainable at all of this.
- 44:07Speaker 3: So we just decided to not work out, what I said.
- 44:16Speaker 9: But I could find a new gym. Yeah, I just
- 44:17Speaker 9: don't want to. I love my gym.
- 44:19Speaker 3: Yeah. It seems that you really like the people there
- 44:21Speaker 3: and things like that. So yeah.
- 44:22Speaker 9: Yeah. Other than that, you know, shout out to UFC.
- 44:25Speaker 6: We're back, baby, something like something's gonna be so we
- 44:29Speaker 6: need to you know, get out ahead of it so
- 44:31Speaker 6: you don't implode.
- 44:32Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I mean already am look at me.
- 44:35Speaker 3: Know geez, I'm sorry.
- 44:37Speaker 2: But like to everyone out there, that's just like going
- 44:40Speaker 2: through the day to day stuff and just trying to
- 44:42Speaker 2: be smiling and all that.
- 44:43Speaker 6: Like it's hard.
- 44:45Speaker 9: I don't know, I don't know what to say.
- 44:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna throw this out there and uh, you know,
- 44:52Speaker 3: this has nothing. I don't want you to interpret this the.
- 44:54Speaker 5: Wrong way, you know, because I I love having you
- 44:58Speaker 5: as a part of the show.
- 45:00Speaker 3: But if this is something, if.
- 45:03Speaker 5: This is what doesn't work for you, you know, I
- 45:06Speaker 5: know a ton of people I'd be willing to try
- 45:08Speaker 5: to help you find something else.
- 45:11Speaker 3: Yeah, like and look, it would it would not be
- 45:13Speaker 3: this cool. Oh, it would not be this fun. And
- 45:16Speaker 3: whoever you work with would totally be I'm sure a
- 45:19Speaker 3: bunch of lame os comparatively, not in life and in
- 45:21Speaker 3: the world, but just in general. Like I don't I
- 45:24Speaker 3: don't want to lose you on the show. But at
- 45:26Speaker 3: the same time, like I want you to know. It's
- 45:29Speaker 3: like with Benji and everything, like you know, you guys,
- 45:32Speaker 3: are you know, friends first here, not if the company
- 45:35Speaker 3: company doesn't care. No, I'm saying, but like you know
- 45:38Speaker 3: here as people people first, and then it's.
- 45:41Speaker 2: It's like my gym, Like I don't want to leave here.
- 45:44Speaker 5: Right, No, I do understand that, but like you have
- 45:46Speaker 5: to figure you know, I don't want to know I understand. No, no, no,
- 45:49Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not saying like, go get it. I'll
- 45:51Speaker 5: get you a job at Costco. Yeah, you know what
- 45:54Speaker 5: I mean. I'm saying, but and it and it you know,
- 45:57Speaker 5: it could mean I'm just throwing those like I It
- 46:00Speaker 5: might mean like having to move or to you know, whatever,
- 46:04Speaker 5: or do something not necessarily you know, in a in
- 46:08Speaker 5: a format or whatever that you love, but it would
- 46:10Speaker 5: still be radio media something like that. Yeah, but at
- 46:15Speaker 5: some point something has to something has to get figured out,
- 46:18Speaker 5: Like you're gonna have to choose if it's the training
- 46:21Speaker 5: and the job are the two most important things and
- 46:24Speaker 5: they are conflicting in a way where it makes it
- 46:26Speaker 5: so you can't sleep or you can't whatever. It is
- 46:29Speaker 5: something you have to make a tough choice at some point.
- 46:32Speaker 6: Yeah, It's something my therapist when I used to go therapy,
- 46:34Speaker 6: used to tell me. And I literally just told the
- 46:36Speaker 6: kid this yesterday. You can have anything you want, but
- 46:39Speaker 6: you can't have everything you want. So you can you
- 46:43Speaker 6: can be in this format and you can do this,
- 46:45Speaker 6: and you can do all of it, but you can't
- 46:46Speaker 6: do all of it together. It's not it's not working.
- 46:48Speaker 9: Yeah, I guess I'm just I don't know.
- 46:50Speaker 2: I've like worked my whole life to be in this
- 46:52Speaker 2: type of job and field and I'm not saying that.
- 46:55Speaker 9: Then you might have never forgive myself for giving us
- 46:57Speaker 9: in my drink.
- 46:58Speaker 6: You might have to switch gyms, you know, you just
- 47:00Speaker 6: have to do something.
- 47:00Speaker 3: This is not your current gym. Just can't you just
- 47:03Speaker 3: shift the schedule there?
- 47:05Speaker 9: I want to pay for private training.
- 47:07Speaker 2: No, I mean they do mornings, which I miss, so
- 47:09Speaker 2: I can't go in the morning.
- 47:11Speaker 10: Yeah, there's plenty of places that are like blocked out
- 47:14Speaker 10: in the middle of the day. You can only go
- 47:16Speaker 10: in the morning or later at night.
- 47:17Speaker 5: Are you holding up a sign that says take a break?
- 47:19Speaker 5: While Morgan sitting here crying.
- 47:27Speaker 7: I'll tell you right now, Alice, I don't want you
- 47:33Speaker 7: to leave, and I don't want you to quit, so
- 47:35Speaker 7: I will sit down and help you figure this out.
- 47:39Speaker 3: For how much is how much is the private training?
- 47:41Speaker 3: What does that cost?
- 47:42Speaker 9: I think it's like one hundred an hour.
- 47:45Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 47:45Speaker 9: I think I don't know.
- 47:47Speaker 6: And do you go for an hour?
- 47:49Speaker 1: No?
- 47:49Speaker 2: I I just pay a membership every month, right, And
- 47:53Speaker 2: like I go to classes. However, many class I want
- 47:55Speaker 2: to go to they stay late for me if I'm
- 47:57Speaker 2: running late after work.
- 47:58Speaker 5: They offer classes at a certain time times. So that's
- 48:01Speaker 5: why she's beholden to those times, whereas if it was
- 48:03Speaker 5: a private thing, it would.
- 48:04Speaker 3: Be on schedule schedule. Yeah, so think about that one
- 48:10Speaker 3: pair of panties sold per hour of training.
- 48:13Speaker 2: Maybe that's why I'm crused. I haven't sold the parent
- 48:15Speaker 2: socks in like three weeks. It's it's I guess it's over.
- 48:21Speaker 6: You're just an.
- 48:24Speaker 5: I just want to make sure clearly you hear my
- 48:27Speaker 5: you know, offer to you, and also that it's clear
- 48:29Speaker 5: that you know I want you here and I want
- 48:31Speaker 5: you to work here, but I also want you to
- 48:34Speaker 5: be you know, happy, healthy, So.
- 48:38Speaker 3: You know, I appreciate that.
- 48:40Speaker 5: Yeah, Like if you if you decide that, you know
- 48:42Speaker 5: what it would be like, I still want to work
- 48:45Speaker 5: in radio. I still want to work, Like, let me know, man,
- 48:47Speaker 5: and I'll you know, I'll uh. There's plenty of people
- 48:50Speaker 5: that ask me all the time, like, hey, do you
- 48:51Speaker 5: know anybody for X, Y Z, and uh, so far
- 48:55Speaker 5: I have a one success rate in people that of
- 49:00Speaker 5: you know, I've recommended getting jobs you are getting getting
- 49:04Speaker 5: something different or something.
- 49:06Speaker 6: But also don't let them know because we left.
- 49:08Speaker 9: Yeah, but I appreciate.
- 49:11Speaker 5: Okay, right, we're gonna take a quick break. Sammy, sorry,
- 49:15Speaker 5: thank you, jeez. Sammy is more interested in the commercials
- 49:19Speaker 5: playing there.
- 49:21Speaker 4: She is.
- 49:21Speaker 5: Morgan's well being, yes, really rotten, but okay, all.
- 49:28Speaker 3: Right to Gina grad we go with the trending news headlines.
- 49:32Speaker 6: Yes, sir, well, the giant winter storms still going on
- 49:35Speaker 6: slamming the East coast. Now after giving the Midwest and
- 49:38Speaker 6: the South pounding, it's left almost a million people without bowers,
- 49:42Speaker 6: thank you, and eleven thousand flights canceled across the country
- 49:47Speaker 6: and snow fell in places you don't normally think of snowfalling,
- 49:50Speaker 6: like Texas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas. They have at least eight inches.
- 49:53Speaker 6: Am I right, ladies? And Pennsylvania has hit the hardest
- 49:56Speaker 6: so far. They have more than two feet.
- 49:58Speaker 3: Good.
- 49:58Speaker 5: Yeah, did you see the uh the reporter she was
- 50:02Speaker 5: asking Oh yeah, she was asking for people to send
- 50:04Speaker 5: like measurements for snow measurement. Yeah, and so of course
- 50:08Speaker 5: dudes were sending in their measurement and then even ladies
- 50:11Speaker 5: got in on it, and so ladies were like, oh,
- 50:13Speaker 5: thirty six.
- 50:14Speaker 3: Your reports that you've been sending in. Keitho's coming. I
- 50:17Speaker 3: made the mistake on Facebook. I asked for your measurements.
- 50:20Speaker 3: I met your snow measurements. Thank you for everybody sitting
- 50:22Speaker 3: in your measurements. But I do prefer how much you
- 50:25Speaker 3: have on the ground. Yeah, whoops. Yeah. Yeah.
- 50:29Speaker 5: There was a body of a woman in Kansas covered
- 50:32Speaker 5: in snow they found near where she was last seen,
- 50:35Speaker 5: just like found in a snow bank and then uh.
- 50:38Speaker 5: In Massachusetts, a woman she died after she and her
- 50:41Speaker 5: husband were hit by a snowplowed truck.
- 50:42Speaker 6: Oh my god, Like, what's his name, Renner? Yeah, Renn.
- 50:46Speaker 3: That sucks.
- 50:47Speaker 7: Well, he was driving his and then he got out.
- 50:49Speaker 3: Yeah, and then there were you know people.
- 50:51Speaker 5: Louisiana said at least two people died from epothermia over
- 50:54Speaker 5: the weekend, and Tennessee reported three weather related deaths. Yeah,
- 50:59Speaker 5: so it's I know, it's crazy.
- 51:01Speaker 6: I know this is your favorite season, but like, sometimes
- 51:03Speaker 6: bad things happen.
- 51:04Speaker 3: Yeah, sometimes he loves Yeah.
- 51:08Speaker 2: Well.
- 51:08Speaker 6: Another person has been shot and killed by federal agents
- 51:10Speaker 6: in Minnesota. The victim's name was Alex Pretty and he
- 51:14Speaker 6: was an ICU nurse who worked in the area.
- 51:16Speaker 3: Despite multiple videos.
- 51:17Speaker 6: Of the incident, the Department of Homeland Security says that
- 51:20Speaker 6: Preddy came to came up to Border patrol agents holding
- 51:23Speaker 6: a nine millimeter handgun. He did have a gun on him,
- 51:26Speaker 6: which he was licensed to carry, but the officers came
- 51:28Speaker 6: up to him, it was in his waistband of his pants,
- 51:31Speaker 6: not in his hand. His phone was in his hand.
- 51:34Speaker 3: The report was that he violently.
- 51:36Speaker 6: Resisted when the agents tried to disarm him, and the
- 51:38Speaker 6: shooting was got on camera from a bunch of different angles.
- 51:41Speaker 6: They show the agents pinning him down, spraying him with
- 51:44Speaker 6: something before he was shot. And meanwhile protesters in the city,
- 51:47Speaker 6: they're getting more aggressive. A bunch of them tried to
- 51:50Speaker 6: get into the Hilton Hotel where they thought Ice was staying.
- 51:54Speaker 6: They vandalized the windows, injured an agent who tried to
- 51:58Speaker 6: calm them down, but they scattered when authorities use flare
- 52:01Speaker 6: guns and tear gas.
- 52:02Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean despite all the video, like you can
- 52:06Speaker 3: watch it for it yourself. Yeah, there was Where was
- 52:10Speaker 3: the uh this headline from NBC, I thought said a
- 52:12Speaker 3: lot witness videos complicate Federal accounts of Alex Peretti's shooting
- 52:17Speaker 3: complicated because there's video, Yeah, right, that narrative.
- 52:22Speaker 5: Now here's the other thing with what's going on specifically
- 52:26Speaker 5: there in Minnesota. Even if I have a concealed carry
- 52:31Speaker 5: and if I'm going down there, I don't know if
- 52:33Speaker 5: that's what I'm bringing because like I would, I would
- 52:36Speaker 5: want to if I felt driven enough to want to
- 52:40Speaker 5: protest or whatever, I would still also make it.
- 52:43Speaker 3: So there's absolutely no.
- 52:45Speaker 5: Way I could be like if if they are making
- 52:48Speaker 5: up things or you know, trying to remember the South
- 52:50Speaker 5: Park as well. They're coming right for us, They're coming
- 52:53Speaker 5: right for us. Like that's the last place. That's the
- 52:55Speaker 5: last place. And if I feel like I would need
- 52:57Speaker 5: something like that, maybe then I wouldn't go. And I
- 53:01Speaker 5: know it sounds like victim shaming, and I'm not, but
- 53:03Speaker 5: I'm saying in a situation and in a time where,
- 53:06Speaker 5: you know, even though there are videos and everything else
- 53:09Speaker 5: showing otherwise, if the you know whatever, the department is,
- 53:14Speaker 5: the the justice whoever that holand security says, oh well,
- 53:18Speaker 5: blah blah blah blah blah, how you like, how do
- 53:21Speaker 5: you correct?
- 53:24Speaker 3: Yeah, you're going to a place like tensions that are
- 53:26Speaker 3: already so high. There's there's no way to bring a gun. Yeah,
- 53:29Speaker 3: there's there's no way you win.
- 53:31Speaker 6: Yeah, the whole thing is.
- 53:33Speaker 3: Dude, it's f it's I don't know, I didn't say
- 53:38Speaker 3: anything about that. But also you know what you'll you
- 53:42Speaker 3: know what also is not helping is you know, when
- 53:45Speaker 3: you're destroying a hotel, right, you know, like that that
- 53:49Speaker 3: also doesn't help, Like that doesn't not proving anything.
- 53:53Speaker 6: Right, Yeah, the whole thing is very scary and hopefully
- 53:56Speaker 6: those news stories stop soon. Well, it's gonna be Seahawks
- 54:01Speaker 6: versus Patriots super Bowl.
- 54:05Speaker 3: Nobody in this room right, oh wait wait, yeah, you
- 54:07Speaker 3: guys tied again.
- 54:10Speaker 5: Dude, Tyler and Tyler, this is officially embarrassing for you.
- 54:15Speaker 5: Like you're the guy who you actually have knowledge of
- 54:18Speaker 5: the teams and you know who the players are, and
- 54:19Speaker 5: you know, like how the season has been going.
- 54:21Speaker 3: She hasn't watched one snap of football.
- 54:25Speaker 6: In her whole based on color of the uniform.
- 54:28Speaker 3: What do you think I've told you this tracks for?
- 54:31Speaker 3: But this is what I'm saying.
- 54:31Speaker 5: Like you, but you would think at some point as
- 54:34Speaker 5: the as the field narrows, it should get easier to sweep.
- 54:39Speaker 3: But you know, I'm not happy about it. I just
- 54:41Speaker 3: gotta just gotta look at the tape and get better.
- 54:43Speaker 3: I don't know at this point now, I don't look
- 54:44Speaker 3: at anything. She goes, Oh, I just like that fluorescent green.
- 54:48Speaker 6: I love that green.
- 54:50Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 54:50Speaker 5: Although I think I think the Seahawks crush the Patriots.
- 54:54Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I think it's gonna be one of those
- 54:56Speaker 5: Super bowls where blowout. Yeah, the game is just not
- 54:58Speaker 5: gonna be interesting at all.
- 55:00Speaker 6: Well, it's in two weeks and the early lines have
- 55:02Speaker 6: these Seahawks as a four point five point favorite, and
- 55:05Speaker 6: I think you have some audio on that.
- 55:07Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I know, Sammy, you're a Patriots fan. And
- 55:10Speaker 5: for first things first, I don't want the Patriots to
- 55:12Speaker 5: have another Super Bowl.
- 55:13Speaker 3: They have enough.
- 55:16Speaker 9: A completely different crew of people.
- 55:17Speaker 3: I don't care about that.
- 55:18Speaker 5: As a Steeler fan, we have six and I say
- 55:21Speaker 5: yes we Yeah, the team run that I'm a fan
- 55:23Speaker 5: of have six championships. I don't need somebody else now
- 55:27Speaker 5: running away with having the most right, I don't need
- 55:30Speaker 5: to run away. We're trying to win one playoff game
- 55:34Speaker 5: for a change. Mike McCarthy, by the way, should have
- 55:36Speaker 5: been my weekend. Jear god, I can't believe that that
- 55:39Speaker 5: was the last person I wanted them to hire as
- 55:41Speaker 5: the head coach. Anyway, I digress, don't. I don't want
- 55:45Speaker 5: to see the Patriots win. I'd rather see the Seahawks win.
- 55:48Speaker 5: Between those two teams. But that said, that's how Gina
- 55:52Speaker 5: would just vote, like, did you watch.
- 55:54Speaker 3: These two games?
- 55:55Speaker 5: I mean, I know there was a lot of weather
- 55:56Speaker 5: elements and stuff for that Denver Patriots game with the
- 55:58Speaker 5: snow in Denver, and yeah it was and that sucks too,
- 56:01Speaker 5: because all the training camp, all the games leading up
- 56:04Speaker 5: to the AFC Championship Game is a trip to the
- 56:06Speaker 5: Super Bowl on the line.
- 56:07Speaker 3: You play in.
- 56:07Speaker 5: Those conditions like that sucks crazy. Now it's the same
- 56:10Speaker 5: for both teams, but just sucks that it comes down
- 56:12Speaker 5: to that. But even that said, I mean, you know,
- 56:14Speaker 5: the Patriots, if you just look at them and their
- 56:17Speaker 5: performance compared to the Seahawks and just how vicious they look.
- 56:22Speaker 3: That's why I say it's going to be a blowout.
- 56:23Speaker 3: Agree or disagree, Tyler, I for the most part agree.
- 56:27Speaker 5: Oh for the most part.
- 56:32Speaker 3: That's not good for me. Put your money in.
- 56:36Speaker 6: It's it's good for me because the most I quote
- 56:39Speaker 6: unquote watched any of the games was there was like
- 56:42Speaker 6: four minutes left and we were in the middle of
- 56:44Speaker 6: eating dinner and my husband and kid kept getting up
- 56:46Speaker 6: and I was getting pissed. And that's me quote watching
- 56:49Speaker 6: the game. So let's do it again, Tyler.
- 56:52Speaker 3: It's now more bad. Come on, and now if it
- 56:56Speaker 3: ends up they have the same pick. Now we're gonna
- 56:58Speaker 3: have to get down to points. Can we can have
- 57:01Speaker 3: the same point Okay, yeah, you've had them in the past. Yeah,
- 57:04Speaker 3: the points will be the tiebreaker.
- 57:06Speaker 6: Yeah, I just figured when it's there's only one game.
- 57:09Speaker 5: One game, and if you guys both picked the same team,
- 57:12Speaker 5: then could the tiebreaker becomes the number of points?
- 57:15Speaker 3: Why not? Maybe like a kick a number man.
- 57:20Speaker 6: Well, after five weeks, we finally have a new number
- 57:22Speaker 6: one movie at the box office. Chris Pratt's new sci
- 57:25Speaker 6: fi thriller Mercy didn't bring in a ton of money,
- 57:27Speaker 6: but it was enough to beat out Avatar Fire and
- 57:30Speaker 6: Ash Disney's zoop Toopia two is still going strong.
- 57:33Speaker 3: Finished, Greg, I'm sure didn't say it. Sure didn't like
- 57:38Speaker 3: maybe Menace or Sammy. No, it's in Vegas all weekend.
- 57:43Speaker 7: But the the first one awesome.
- 57:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to I want to see the second one.
- 57:48Speaker 6: Just this one's really good.
- 57:50Speaker 3: It's not a movie. I'm gonna go to the theaters
- 57:52Speaker 3: to see this movie. Mercy sounds that's so bad. We
- 57:56Speaker 3: can go together. It's like where you're the system is
- 58:00Speaker 3: is you're guilty until proven innocent. You have to prove
- 58:03Speaker 3: your innocence and then this particular case in the movie,
- 58:07Speaker 3: and it's in the trailer. It's not a spoiler. If
- 58:09Speaker 3: you're found guilty, they execute you within ninety minutes.
- 58:13Speaker 7: Yes, yeah, you have access to the cloud. So everybody
- 58:18Speaker 7: in society have it's okayed for them to give access
- 58:23Speaker 7: to everything like their phones.
- 58:24Speaker 3: And their data whatever sounds.
- 58:26Speaker 7: So, yeah, you have to go through all the data
- 58:29Speaker 7: and everything and the access to the cloud to prove
- 58:31Speaker 7: that you are innocent.
- 58:33Speaker 5: I just had this thought because I was signing up
- 58:36Speaker 5: for a rewards program and for the first time in
- 58:38Speaker 5: a long time actually read the stuff that you're acknowledging.
- 58:41Speaker 6: I've never done that.
- 58:42Speaker 5: And because I've I've gone through all this time and
- 58:45Speaker 5: expense signing up for like that delete me service, which
- 58:51Speaker 5: which is great, yep, I'm paying them to you know,
- 58:55Speaker 5: get my name and whatever from all these different information
- 58:58Speaker 5: sites or whatever. But the same time I'm signing up
- 59:01Speaker 5: for this new rewards thing and giving them permission to
- 59:04Speaker 5: sell my information.
- 59:05Speaker 3: Basically, it's a good point. Yeah. So I'm like, you're
- 59:07Speaker 3: chasing yourself.
- 59:08Speaker 5: And I thought like, okay, well, I'm doing this to
- 59:10Speaker 5: save X number of cents per gallon on on a
- 59:13Speaker 5: fill up or you know, when I stopped to.
- 59:15Speaker 3: Get my my drink in the morning.
- 59:18Speaker 5: Is it worth it? Is that ten cents a gallon
- 59:20Speaker 5: going to break me? I'm spending X number of dollars
- 59:23Speaker 5: to get my name off.
- 59:24Speaker 3: So it's just kind of you see, and I'm not smart,
- 59:27Speaker 3: so I got to sit down really figure out the math.
- 59:30Speaker 3: Surprise you read that the first time ever.
- 59:33Speaker 5: But I'm I'm it took like ten minutes, but I'm
- 59:38Speaker 5: I'm getting more like that, you know where I'm paying
- 59:41Speaker 5: attention to that stuff as opposed because that's the thing.
- 59:44Speaker 5: Why would they want you why would they want to
- 59:47Speaker 5: give you, you know, a discount on different things. Maybe
- 59:51Speaker 5: it's to encourage you just to be there and do
- 59:53Speaker 5: your shopping there or whatever, or it's that, and they
- 59:58Speaker 5: also make money by selling your information houseways.
- 1:00:01Speaker 3: When it's not because man, they just really appreciate you.
- 1:00:04Speaker 7: Everything you do online, every app you download, all that,
- 1:00:07Speaker 7: it's all the same. It's all that in terms of service,
- 1:00:10Speaker 7: new thing. When I just signed in the uh to
- 1:00:13Speaker 7: the hotel, they had like six different pages of stuff
- 1:00:18Speaker 7: that I had to sign to go through really and
- 1:00:20Speaker 7: I go for what what is this is new?
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: Yeah? New terms of service and they go, oh, yeah
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: it's new they just updated it. Yeah. Oh yeah, so here, sorry,
- 1:00:29Speaker 3: you know I do have some audio.
- 1:00:30Speaker 5: Yeah, this is a reporter from a station in Boston
- 1:00:34Speaker 5: outside of a bar talking to people. Uh, you know
- 1:00:38Speaker 5: about the game, the Patriots game, and here's how that went.
- 1:00:41Speaker 7: You want to give a message to Drake May ahead
- 1:00:43Speaker 7: of the game.
- 1:00:44Speaker 3: We're already I also am gay. Yeah it's cool as
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: a gay man. He is also gay for me new
- 1:00:59Speaker 3: rally cry Yeah for man.
- 1:01:00Speaker 7: Nice.
- 1:01:01Speaker 5: Although after that performance, uh, dumb ass, Tyler, I'm not sure.
- 1:01:05Speaker 5: I'm I'm sticking strong on my uh my Drake May.
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: M v P call.
- 1:01:09Speaker 13: I mean, in his defense, it was incredibly start like
- 1:01:12Speaker 13: that was there was nothing.
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: It was six yards.
- 1:01:16Speaker 6: You guys want to see Tyler get super mad. Hey, Tyler,
- 1:01:20Speaker 6: I don't know who Drake May is.
- 1:01:23Speaker 3: He's the quarterback for the Patriots. Cool. Yeah, that's the point.
- 1:01:31Speaker 5: This is a good Uh, this is a good tip.
- 1:01:32Speaker 5: Seven one four says I always copy and paste the
- 1:01:35Speaker 5: terms and conditions for long documents into chat beat chat.
- 1:01:38Speaker 3: GP summarize, give me the bottom line. Good. See that's
- 1:01:41Speaker 3: a good use for ID. A couple of things stark well,
- 1:01:50Speaker 3: trying to think how.
- 1:01:52Speaker 5: Mall will just addressing trying to get how how wanted
- 1:01:55Speaker 5: to balance what I wanted to say, just to follow
- 1:01:58Speaker 5: it from the news, and you know, we're talking about,
- 1:02:01Speaker 5: you know, what happened in Minnesota over the weekend, another
- 1:02:05Speaker 5: shooting and the ice protests and all that kind of stuff,
- 1:02:07Speaker 5: and you know that sucks. And again that headline from NBC.
- 1:02:12Speaker 5: Uh you know, because there's a video of everything. But
- 1:02:16Speaker 5: the NBC's headline witness videos complicate federal accounts of Alex
- 1:02:21Speaker 5: Peretti shooting because there's there's there's video. Now, did he
- 1:02:24Speaker 5: have a gun?
- 1:02:24Speaker 3: Yeah? Was he brandishing it? No? There was clearly a
- 1:02:27Speaker 3: cell phone in his hand. Should he be dead? Absolutely not.
- 1:02:30Speaker 5: And the rhetoric and everything else around this is like
- 1:02:33Speaker 5: the finger pointing and everything.
- 1:02:34Speaker 3: It's just it's it's retarded, it really is. And I
- 1:02:38Speaker 3: don't know what people should do, but I know what
- 1:02:41Speaker 3: you shouldn't do.
- 1:02:43Speaker 5: You shouldn't destroyed the Hilton Hotel just because that that's
- 1:02:48Speaker 5: not helping, right, And uh as as a gun owner,
- 1:02:53Speaker 5: this guy Alex pretty you know, if you feel like
- 1:02:57Speaker 5: you would need to bring a gun to something, just
- 1:02:59Speaker 5: like a pro then maybe maybe either don't go or
- 1:03:04Speaker 5: you know, if you know, because of what's been going
- 1:03:06Speaker 5: on and people have been getting shot, and they make
- 1:03:08Speaker 5: up narratives of you know what really happened, diferent accounts
- 1:03:11Speaker 5: of what happened. Maybe don't bring the gun, don't give
- 1:03:14Speaker 5: them any way to try.
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: To say that. Oh so that's that's all that I was.
- 1:03:20Speaker 5: I was saying there, But somebody texting over saying, so whatdy,
- 1:03:22Speaker 5: We're just supposed to sit back at home and let
- 1:03:24Speaker 5: Homeland Security do whatever they please and get away with
- 1:03:26Speaker 5: murdering people. No, no, no, no, it's not what I'm saying.
- 1:03:29Speaker 5: All if you feel like you want to go down
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: there in protest, I'm just saying. And this is the
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: thing with the destroying of the hotel, it's the incitement, right,
- 1:03:37Speaker 5: It's like everybody, the politicians, the you know, people who
- 1:03:43Speaker 5: are you know, destroying the hotel. All it's doing is
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: inciting everybody's tension and emotion like chill.
- 1:03:52Speaker 7: Saying, don't give them a stick to be that's with.
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: That's that's all I'm saying. And of course it's the
- 1:03:56Speaker 3: back and forth, and we talk about that all the
- 1:03:59Speaker 3: time with you know, just the division and the partisanship
- 1:04:03Speaker 3: that's that's out there. Now. This is this is where
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: we could start. This is where we could start lightning
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: things up here. I thought This was very funny. This
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: is a comedian. His name is Dan uh d o
- 1:04:16Speaker 3: c I m O. Don't don't Dan Decimo.
- 1:04:21Speaker 5: You know, I'm thank god I have to have that
- 1:04:23Speaker 5: stupid job announcing people at the airport. Everybody missed their flight, right,
- 1:04:29Speaker 5: everybody Like what.
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: I didn't recognize my name? Semis Yeah.
- 1:04:35Speaker 5: Anyway, this is uh, this is his bit on why
- 1:04:39Speaker 5: we all need each other. But he does it for
- 1:04:41Speaker 5: this is this is this is great because he's from
- 1:04:43Speaker 5: Pittsburgh and he's a Steeler fan.
- 1:04:44Speaker 3: This is really funny. Here we go.
- 1:04:45Speaker 11: I grew up in Pittsburgh. I'm a Steelers fan, which
- 1:04:48Speaker 11: means I hate the Browns. I also hate the Cleveland Browns.
- 1:04:56Speaker 3: That's a fun one. Uh, but no I am.
- 1:05:00Speaker 11: I'm a Steelers fan, so I hate like the Browns,
- 1:05:02Speaker 11: the Bengals, and the Ravens. Those are our big rivals.
- 1:05:06Speaker 11: But I realized that deep down, I actually loved those
- 1:05:10Speaker 11: teams because they make it more fun to be a
- 1:05:13Speaker 11: Steelers fan. Like if all those teams stopped playing football
- 1:05:18Speaker 11: or went to a different league, being a Steelers fan
- 1:05:21Speaker 11: would be kind of stupid. And that's what I wish
- 1:05:24Speaker 11: white nationalists would realize.
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: Like, don't kick them out.
- 1:05:34Speaker 11: It won't be fun for you if you kicked them out,
- 1:05:38Speaker 11: Gonna be stupid when you just you need the ravens.
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: Anyway, interesting comparison, right, that's a really funny way of
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: saying that, Like, like you need people that you disagree with.
- 1:05:50Speaker 3: But everyboy's got to figure out how to get along,
- 1:05:52Speaker 3: you know, and then everybody's got to figure out what
- 1:05:54Speaker 3: other trust you have. Okay, so here we go. Here's
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: the other one.
- 1:05:56Speaker 5: This is about the winter weather. It was the first
- 1:05:59Speaker 5: day on the job for this snowplow driver in Connecticut.
- 1:06:02Speaker 5: Things were going great until he suddenly blacked out. Snowplowd
- 1:06:05Speaker 5: goes off the road, took out the porch on someone's house,
- 1:06:09Speaker 5: took out a parked car, and then went through a
- 1:06:12Speaker 5: garage door. Good news is that nobody was hurt. Huh, Yeah,
- 1:06:16Speaker 5: nobody was hurt.
- 1:06:17Speaker 6: That's insane.
- 1:06:18Speaker 5: The snowplow driver came to but he had no idea
- 1:06:22Speaker 5: he was even in an accident, had no idea.
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: So the cops they arrived. He gave him a sobriety test.
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: Greg did he pass? Hell no, failed, sailed miserably. In fact,
- 1:06:36Speaker 3: halfway through the test he started foaming at the mouth,
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: turned blue, so they took him to the hospital. He
- 1:06:41Speaker 3: fought with them the whole way there, by the way,
- 1:06:43Speaker 3: and it turns out that he had done three fat
- 1:06:46Speaker 3: bumps of coke while he was behind the wheel of
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: the snowploud, so he sound snow and sucking up snow
- 1:06:52Speaker 3: through his nose, doing it wrong.
- 1:06:53Speaker 5: Now, on top of that, the blood test showed that
- 1:06:55Speaker 5: he had a bunch of other drugs in his system
- 1:06:57Speaker 5: as well. So needless to say, he's in big trouble.
- 1:06:59Speaker 5: He's bound so fired after his first day.
- 1:07:02Speaker 6: So I would think if you were just in like
- 1:07:03Speaker 6: an open parking lot or like on a football field,
- 1:07:05Speaker 6: and you were allowed to do coke and drive a snowplow,
- 1:07:07Speaker 6: that would be awesome. But not on the city streets.
- 1:07:10Speaker 3: No more plowing for you, buddy. New in the old
- 1:07:12Speaker 3: timy days where people would drink to warm.
- 1:07:14Speaker 5: Up exactly, Yeah, yeah, eight seven seven forty four Woody
- 1:07:19Speaker 5: text us over to two two nine eight seven, will
- 1:07:22Speaker 5: be right.
- 1:07:22Speaker 7: Back right now.
- 1:07:29Speaker 3: That's the Woody Show and into another new out insensitivity
- 1:07:34Speaker 3: training for a politically correct world on Woody. That's Greg Gory. Boy,
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: would we got menace? Hi Gina grand Sea bands. Yeah,
- 1:07:41Speaker 3: we got Sammy Morgan is here.
- 1:07:45Speaker 5: Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding text
- 1:07:48Speaker 5: us over to two two nine eight seven. Uh, Gine,
- 1:07:52Speaker 5: I see that you're making progress and all those scarves
- 1:07:55Speaker 5: that you promised, So are you just doing You're doing
- 1:07:57Speaker 5: scarves like cats?
- 1:08:00Speaker 10: No?
- 1:08:00Speaker 6: No, no, just scarves.
- 1:08:01Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess my wife talked to her on the
- 1:08:06Speaker 5: On the last show, Gina was opening up an offer
- 1:08:10Speaker 5: like anybody, and then she got just in un dat,
- 1:08:13Speaker 5: I got too many? Yeah, and so how many are
- 1:08:15Speaker 5: you making? Like fifteen twenty twenty?
- 1:08:17Speaker 3: How many did you get done so far?
- 1:08:19Speaker 6: I've made seven, which is tell you not bad.
- 1:08:24Speaker 3: The whole weekend. I mean it's a lot of my weekend.
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: Do they turn out nice? Or are you just rushing through?
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: You know what?
- 1:08:29Speaker 6: I'm pretty proud because now I'm doing color blocking because
- 1:08:32Speaker 6: I was just getting so bored. I was sitting in
- 1:08:34Speaker 6: the front row of my kids basketball game knitting and
- 1:08:36Speaker 6: screened like right bound like knitting. It was intense.
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: I mean, do you have a weekend cheer and cheer like? Yeah,
- 1:08:43Speaker 3: I mean I do.
- 1:08:45Speaker 6: The cheer was scars even though like there was a
- 1:08:48Speaker 6: lot of stuff going on this week and I still
- 1:08:49Speaker 6: managed to get seven scarves done. Now are they the
- 1:08:52Speaker 6: longest scarves in the world? And will they drag behind you? No,
- 1:08:54Speaker 6: they will not, but they are they will wrap around
- 1:08:57Speaker 6: your neck. And uh, I was pretty excited about that.
- 1:09:00Speaker 6: My jeers is after six years almost I finally got
- 1:09:07Speaker 6: inside my dad's house. He passed away in twenty twenty one.
- 1:09:11Speaker 6: But I wasn't able to get in there before that
- 1:09:13Speaker 6: either because a family member had been sort of taking
- 1:09:16Speaker 6: over the house. And after all this time, I finally
- 1:09:20Speaker 6: got to go in and the house is destroyed.
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: What do you mean by destroyed?
- 1:09:27Speaker 6: There is there's junk and trap piles of trash everywhere.
- 1:09:32Speaker 5: Okay, so like is it dirty? Like in other words,
- 1:09:35Speaker 5: like is something? Is not as simple? But is it
- 1:09:38Speaker 5: something where like you clean up all the garbage, but
- 1:09:40Speaker 5: like the plumbing works and I wouldn't know in the
- 1:09:44Speaker 5: wall the.
- 1:09:44Speaker 6: Person had been living no no holes in the wall,
- 1:09:47Speaker 6: but the person had been living there with no utilities,
- 1:09:49Speaker 6: no electricity and no water.
- 1:09:52Speaker 7: Where's the glad you?
- 1:09:54Speaker 3: As glad?
- 1:09:55Speaker 6: You asked menaced? Because I can tell you where the
- 1:09:57Speaker 6: rat cockagoes all over the place fleet We had so
- 1:10:01Speaker 6: many fleas on us that I had to run outside
- 1:10:05Speaker 6: and my husband had to pick them off of my sweatpants.
- 1:10:08Speaker 6: Family heirlooms gone. The he had a pool.
- 1:10:13Speaker 3: It is opaque, dark, dark green.
- 1:10:16Speaker 6: It looks like you could walk on it. It looks like
- 1:10:18Speaker 6: it was ransacked by a group of like homeless drug addicts.
- 1:10:22Speaker 6: So now starts the process of trying to figure out
- 1:10:25Speaker 6: where we go from here. What we do I mean,
- 1:10:27Speaker 6: it's got to be fumigated. Oh oh yeah, I mean
- 1:10:32Speaker 6: that we have to do junk removal fumigation. The front
- 1:10:36Speaker 6: yard used to be beautiful, but it looks like a
- 1:10:39Speaker 6: like a creepy for it. Like we're like in uh
- 1:10:43Speaker 6: Wizard of Oz. Like the apples, like the trees throw
- 1:10:45Speaker 6: an apples at you and you're like, like everything's scary.
- 1:10:47Speaker 6: They started somebody went through the gardener or someone spray
- 1:10:51Speaker 6: painted all the trees orange that have to be dug out,
- 1:10:54Speaker 6: and it's all of them. It looks like a haunted house.
- 1:10:59Speaker 3: I don't know how to hurt the trees. They're dead trees.
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: They're all dead. I mean they're kind of I mean
- 1:11:04Speaker 3: making fruit rotting all over the ground. Rats.
- 1:11:09Speaker 5: Is there any money left from what he left to
- 1:11:12Speaker 5: put toward like the cleanup or whatever, because you'll get
- 1:11:14Speaker 5: the money back once you saw the house.
- 1:11:16Speaker 6: We had to take out a an unsavory loan to
- 1:11:20Speaker 6: deal with this. That's a very high interest rate. So now,
- 1:11:23Speaker 6: as as per usual, it all falls un.
- 1:11:26Speaker 5: Meeting like a flippers loan, like people that take money
- 1:11:29Speaker 5: out to flip a house.
- 1:11:31Speaker 3: Right, like a cash advanced type thing.
- 1:11:33Speaker 6: I think so, I mean so because thank god I'm
- 1:11:35Speaker 6: not in charge of that part, but I mean, it's
- 1:11:38Speaker 6: just it's unbelievable.
- 1:11:39Speaker 3: My dad, they're literally.
- 1:11:40Speaker 6: Rolling over in his grape. So that process now starts.
- 1:11:43Speaker 6: I will keep you playing.
- 1:11:44Speaker 3: And you have the plague.
- 1:11:45Speaker 6: Oh, I absolutely have the plague. That's where they come from.
- 1:11:49Speaker 6: But there's ticks, there's fleas, cat pee everywhere.
- 1:11:54Speaker 3: That's gotta go. Sea Bass Weekend cheers and jeers.
- 1:11:58Speaker 12: Well, mine was from the AVN a k a. The
- 1:12:00Speaker 12: Adult Video News aka.
- 1:12:06Speaker 3: Umigated. These are professionals. These are professionals.
- 1:12:11Speaker 12: Cheers to all the winners, but especially cheers to the
- 1:12:13Speaker 12: winner of Favorite Independent Male Creator.
- 1:12:16Speaker 3: That would be girth Master. Oh I saw he was.
- 1:12:21Speaker 3: He was on stage. Bunch, I gotta met us be
- 1:12:23Speaker 3: known about girth We looked him up before we talked
- 1:12:26Speaker 3: about him. We did, Yeah, girth Master with two rs
- 1:12:28Speaker 3: at the end there hesitating, but I'm going to go.
- 1:12:31Speaker 3: He is Morgan.
- 1:12:33Speaker 12: He's a very tall Australian. Thing going against him is
- 1:12:36Speaker 12: he does have like a stupid sort of like mullet
- 1:12:39Speaker 12: with a straight bang sort of.
- 1:12:40Speaker 3: Look him bullet. But Morgan, he's like six foot five
- 1:12:45Speaker 3: and he's very girthy.
- 1:12:47Speaker 9: Wow hot, He's not hot really, yeah, he's.
- 1:12:49Speaker 7: Kind of good.
- 1:12:50Speaker 3: First off, you off the air you thought there his
- 1:12:57Speaker 3: penis is as wide as mine is long. That's like
- 1:12:59Speaker 3: a water.
- 1:13:00Speaker 6: That's like an Arizona ice.
- 1:13:02Speaker 5: It's like your thermous Yeah he's Stanley.
- 1:13:06Speaker 9: I can't see that far away anyway.
- 1:13:08Speaker 5: Is this the guy that you met from there?
- 1:13:16Speaker 3: I know? It's so lucky, Like you think of all
- 1:13:18Speaker 3: the money he saves on pants splitter, so rich. So
- 1:13:26Speaker 3: girth Master to heard that? Okay, girth Master he was.
- 1:13:30Speaker 3: He won that award.
- 1:13:31Speaker 12: He was in a bunch of films that won awards,
- 1:13:33Speaker 12: and I think he is the new it guy for
- 1:13:35Speaker 12: for porn. Yeah and again Morgan, Yeah, tall, enormous wiener disconnect.
- 1:13:44Speaker 3: There's no call for that kind of language. Luddy, vulgar
- 1:13:47Speaker 3: and abusive language. That's an automatic disconnect. You've got a
- 1:13:50Speaker 3: dirty horrish mouth.
- 1:13:51Speaker 9: She didn't about to it was about Yeah, it was
- 1:13:54Speaker 9: in between her.
- 1:13:55Speaker 3: Well, I love that anyway.
- 1:13:57Speaker 12: So cheers to all my A v N fans family,
- 1:14:00Speaker 12: as well as especially gristh Master. Jeers though, to the
- 1:14:04Speaker 12: A and you'll need some audio on this. What are
- 1:14:05Speaker 12: you gonna pull up the av en folder? Jeers to
- 1:14:08Speaker 12: the A v N production staff, who in general run
- 1:14:11Speaker 12: a great show. But they are, but they were there.
- 1:14:15Speaker 12: They were at The Virgin last year as well, where
- 1:14:16Speaker 12: it went just fine. Okay, Uh, the Virgin. But it's
- 1:14:19Speaker 12: not the production itself, ironic, but their choice because they
- 1:14:24Speaker 12: throw little ads in there, Like there was an ad
- 1:14:26Speaker 12: in the middle for like a a porn star counseling
- 1:14:29Speaker 12: center or something very nice time now towards the end.
- 1:14:32Speaker 12: Towards the end, there was an ad for a new
- 1:14:35Speaker 12: online service and it's AI based and it allows people
- 1:14:40Speaker 12: to create AI avatars which then talk sexy and do
- 1:14:44Speaker 12: sexy things with whoever's near their end. Uh, you're doing
- 1:14:48Speaker 12: this in a room full of one thousand plus porn
- 1:14:50Speaker 12: stars who make their money in real life and you're
- 1:14:53Speaker 12: selling a service that basically wants to take their jobs.
- 1:14:59Speaker 3: Listen to the crowd as this is being announced. Enjoy
- 1:15:02Speaker 3: the night and shine, ladies.
- 1:15:04Speaker 4: And gentlemen.
- 1:15:12Speaker 3: Chorus.
- 1:15:14Speaker 7: Yeah, they haven't adopted guaranteed human You.
- 1:15:19Speaker 12: Should enjoy with iHeart ready, I'll be the.
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: So.
- 1:15:24Speaker 12: Yeah, bad bad movies. You just heard the performers didn't
- 1:15:27Speaker 12: like that, and I went to this AI service you can.
- 1:15:29Speaker 12: I'm not going to say it because I respect my creators,
- 1:15:32Speaker 12: but it's not only is it awful, it's just it's
- 1:15:35Speaker 12: clunky and bad, but it's full on copyright theft. Like
- 1:15:38Speaker 12: they have a porn version of Sorry Elsa from you
- 1:15:42Speaker 12: know those movies? They have from those movies. They have
- 1:15:45Speaker 12: a porn version of the monsters from Stranger Things.
- 1:15:49Speaker 3: Oh what imagine? I know.
- 1:15:53Speaker 12: He talks to you like this and asked you to
- 1:15:55Speaker 12: take off your pants.
- 1:15:58Speaker 3: Cheers. Unfortunately to ever the ad wizards behind that one.
- 1:16:01Speaker 5: We're gonna have some of Seabass's coverage from the AVNS
- 1:16:04Speaker 5: later on in the week. Here's to them The Woody Show,
- 1:16:06Speaker 5: Greggory Weekend cheers and jeers.
- 1:16:08Speaker 3: Well, I had a good weekend, but I'm gonna give
- 1:16:10Speaker 3: specific cheers to my Uh. Finally finding something that I
- 1:16:15Speaker 3: watched that was so scary it made The Exorcist look
- 1:16:18Speaker 3: like a comedy. The scariest thing I've ever watched in
- 1:16:22Speaker 3: my life and which Greg says, nothing, nothing scary, And
- 1:16:26Speaker 3: this was Skyscraper Live with Alex Hunter. Oh my god.
- 1:16:33Speaker 3: He climbed one hundred and one story the type one
- 1:16:36Speaker 3: on one YEA with no net, no parachute, no robes, nothing,
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: just climbed it. Oh my god. I was sweating, Like,
- 1:16:46Speaker 3: do you watch the whole thing? I watched the last
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: fifteen minutes. I watched the whole thing. He got like
- 1:16:50Speaker 3: six figures for it, yeah, he said, like yeah, he said,
- 1:16:53Speaker 3: quote mid six figures. It was an hour and a
- 1:16:55Speaker 3: half long. You watch it? Well, I fell asleep and
- 1:16:57Speaker 3: then I finished it the next viewing, and it is
- 1:17:00Speaker 3: the scariest thing I've ever watched in my entire I
- 1:17:03Speaker 3: had a visceral reaction. I was like panicking. It was
- 1:17:07Speaker 3: so good.
- 1:17:08Speaker 7: He didn't seem like it was a big deal. But
- 1:17:09Speaker 7: the last part with the with the ropes, whate was it?
- 1:17:14Speaker 7: The rope?
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:17:17Speaker 3: Yeah, the very top has a spy. The ladder, yeah,
- 1:17:21Speaker 3: he stood on top of the biling of the spire
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: and just stood there. It was like. And then he
- 1:17:26Speaker 3: would check in with the reporters or whatever they're called,
- 1:17:29Speaker 3: the they were entering the event, and he would sit
- 1:17:33Speaker 3: at the edge of the building when he would make
- 1:17:34Speaker 3: it to a certain milestone and just kind of sit there,
- 1:17:37Speaker 3: legs dangling over the edge of it. I couldn't even
- 1:17:40Speaker 3: look at it was windy, unbelievable, So good my jeers
- 1:17:45Speaker 3: is And this is not political, but I got caught
- 1:17:48Speaker 3: in a protest. Then it took me, I don't know,
- 1:17:51Speaker 3: half an hour to go not even half a block
- 1:17:54Speaker 3: whether And this was like an anti Iranian regime protest.
- 1:17:59Speaker 3: So even if I one thousand percent agree with them,
- 1:18:02Speaker 3: now you don't walking down the middle of the street,
- 1:18:05Speaker 3: going straight in turn lanes, blocking exits, walking down the
- 1:18:09Speaker 3: middle of aisles. It drove me nuts. That's not how
- 1:18:12Speaker 3: you get people on your side, right. It could have
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: been like a pro pitbol thing and I would have been
- 1:18:17Speaker 3: like offboard, off board. It drove me nuts. And I'm
- 1:18:21Speaker 3: like just screaming at the get out of the rock,
- 1:18:23Speaker 3: like move, why are you? What do I have to do?
- 1:18:28Speaker 3: I did nothing against your cause? I have I'm totally neutral,
- 1:18:33Speaker 3: and now you're disinconveniencing me. I just want to get
- 1:18:37Speaker 3: from here to there. Get it her of the way.
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: Oh it drove me nuts. So that was all right,
- 1:18:46Speaker 3: Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.
- 1:18:48Speaker 10: Well, my cheers obviously goes to the Patriots going to
- 1:18:50Speaker 10: the super Bowl, even though I mean that was we
- 1:18:53Speaker 10: really want it in the third quarter. After that it
- 1:18:56Speaker 10: was just running the clock out.
- 1:18:58Speaker 12: You won it last game when May broke his ankle. May,
- 1:19:03Speaker 12: that's when you want it.
- 1:19:04Speaker 9: Well either way, going to the super Bowl.
- 1:19:06Speaker 3: Pretty excited about that with the new new crew. Yeah,
- 1:19:09Speaker 3: it'd be uh cool because Mike Rabel will be the
- 1:19:12Speaker 3: first coach ever to go to a Super Bowl playing
- 1:19:16Speaker 3: for a team and then coach that same team in
- 1:19:19Speaker 3: the Super Bowl, the same franchise. Yeah that's what I mean,
- 1:19:22Speaker 3: like on the same team. So yeah, so he played
- 1:19:24Speaker 3: for the Patriots in the Super Bowl and now he's
- 1:19:27Speaker 3: also coaching that same team in the Super Bowl. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 1:19:31Speaker 3: I mean they're gonna lose in the Super Bowl. The
- 1:19:35Speaker 3: Seahawks and.
- 1:19:37Speaker 10: Jeers and then my jeers is to just being so
- 1:19:40Speaker 10: tired all the time, I for some reason feel like
- 1:19:43Speaker 10: I can't catch up. I'm pretty strict on my schedule
- 1:19:46Speaker 10: for sleeping and everything like that, and I just am
- 1:19:49Speaker 10: so tired that I really barely did anything this weekend
- 1:19:53Speaker 10: with the intention of doing stuff around the house that
- 1:19:55Speaker 10: still needed to get done, and I just did nothing.
- 1:19:58Speaker 3: I'm telling him, no energy. There's some something going on.
- 1:20:00Speaker 5: Look into all your stuff that you do, with all
- 1:20:02Speaker 5: your weird retrograde stuff. There's something going on right now
- 1:20:07Speaker 5: this time of the year. This this in particular this year,
- 1:20:10Speaker 5: because I don't know, we don't have that this time
- 1:20:11Speaker 5: of the year. Yeah, but this there's something about this
- 1:20:14Speaker 5: year that's having everybody like you're zapped, the motivations sapped,
- 1:20:19Speaker 5: walking in concrete shoes like all like slow motion, all
- 1:20:22Speaker 5: the stuff we talked about before.
- 1:20:24Speaker 3: Yeah, there's something to it.
- 1:20:25Speaker 9: I agree. It's so weird.
- 1:20:26Speaker 10: And now hearing that you're doing that too, and then
- 1:20:29Speaker 10: Morgan too, it's like, what is going on?
- 1:20:31Speaker 5: Maybe uranus is in retrograde. Yeah, I see your ass
- 1:20:35Speaker 5: is going.
- 1:20:35Speaker 3: Backwards and that's why you're the hemorrhoid.
- 1:20:41Speaker 5: It's all about uranus, all right, eight seven, seven forty four.
- 1:20:44Speaker 5: What do you How was your weekend? What was your weekend?
- 1:20:46Speaker 5: Yeer air jear you can hits up. Text us over
- 1:20:49Speaker 5: to two two nine eight seven. We're gonna play the
- 1:20:53Speaker 5: smart Ass game sweep by popular Menace demand.
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: He was just bringing up in our meeting the other day.
- 1:20:59Speaker 3: We had played the smart Ass game in while, so
- 1:21:01Speaker 3: we'll do that next here on the Woody Show. Hang up,
- 1:21:10Speaker 3: we gotta find out who's gonna play the smart Ass game? Yeah,
- 1:21:14Speaker 3: because typically it's like, you know, maybe, I don't know,
- 1:21:16Speaker 3: maybe like Gregan Gino would be good. I feel like
- 1:21:18Speaker 3: it's always means Sammy.
- 1:21:20Speaker 5: And Menace always do d y Q. It could be
- 1:21:23Speaker 5: Morgan and dumbass Tyler. That's that's a combo we haven't
- 1:21:27Speaker 5: I don't, I don't do.
- 1:21:28Speaker 6: We did a different game.
- 1:21:30Speaker 3: I think it was a different game.
- 1:21:31Speaker 5: Was it, I don't know, smart ass game we can do.
- 1:21:33Speaker 5: That's where we have the clues. They get more specific
- 1:21:35Speaker 5: as it goes on the other game.
- 1:21:37Speaker 9: Right, Yeah, I could have sworn me and Tyler maybe maybe, but.
- 1:21:42Speaker 14: Yet Tyler always Tyler and Menace O, Gina and Gina,
- 1:21:50Speaker 14: Sammy and Moore, Sammy and Morgan.
- 1:21:56Speaker 3: I just win too much. If you if you guys
- 1:21:58Speaker 3: have a favorite combo and mon please text over to
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: two two nine eight seven. Just want to do a
- 1:22:03Speaker 3: little followup. We were talking girth Master.
- 1:22:05Speaker 5: Yeah, he went to the A v and Awards, the
- 1:22:08Speaker 5: Porn Awards in Vegas, and girth Master the winners apparently,
- 1:22:12Speaker 5: you know, the big deal now with male performers. Yeah,
- 1:22:14Speaker 5: and as the name insinuates, he's girthy, he's thick, understanding.
- 1:22:19Speaker 3: So he's not talking about how cool that would be,
- 1:22:21Speaker 3: how rat it would be, right right? I mean I
- 1:22:23Speaker 3: can't even be I think pretty cool? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:22:27Speaker 3: it really they.
- 1:22:28Speaker 6: Like it, Morgan.
- 1:22:29Speaker 3: It's almost clownish because it's that big, freeish. Yeah cool
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: though it would take that out of parties. Is it true?
- 1:22:38Speaker 3: Is it true? Yeah? Let me show you. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:22:41Speaker 3: Well this new study from Australia it's come out, and
- 1:22:46Speaker 3: this one says that women like a man with a
- 1:22:48Speaker 3: bigger penis what yeah, what's happening?
- 1:22:55Speaker 9: Research now?
- 1:22:56Speaker 5: The study talked to women and ask him to radi
- 1:22:58Speaker 5: a man's sexual attractiveness and the results show that women
- 1:23:01Speaker 5: rated men who were taller and have a V shaped
- 1:23:05Speaker 5: upper body and larger penises as more attractive.
- 1:23:11Speaker 3: Shocking, Wait, what, we're not objects, ladies, we don't care. Yeah,
- 1:23:18Speaker 3: I just want a personality. Men said that seeing another
- 1:23:21Speaker 3: male well hung was an indicator to them that that
- 1:23:25Speaker 3: that man has a greater fighting ability and is a
- 1:23:28Speaker 3: stronger quote sexual competitor.
- 1:23:30Speaker 6: There you go.
- 1:23:30Speaker 3: You guys like it too. Man is the guy to
- 1:23:34Speaker 3: battle with? Yeah, I mean in general, that's probably true.
- 1:23:37Speaker 12: Although we've talked about that that guy in England who
- 1:23:39Speaker 12: has like the world's largest ones that literally the size
- 1:23:41Speaker 12: of your arm, and he's a he's a big fat lump.
- 1:23:45Speaker 5: But so like that guy having a penis, I'm saying,
- 1:23:48Speaker 5: but that guy having a penis like that, is that
- 1:23:50Speaker 5: kind of like the big giant fat check with the
- 1:23:52Speaker 5: big boobs like gross?
- 1:23:55Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah right, it's it's take show.
- 1:23:58Speaker 6: You just want to take it to the freak.
- 1:23:59Speaker 3: Well, I'm saying, we've.
- 1:24:00Speaker 5: We've talked about it before, like there's there's there's a
- 1:24:03Speaker 5: correlation between you know, uh, the person who's got the
- 1:24:07Speaker 5: really big boobs singing that she's really hot just because
- 1:24:09Speaker 5: she has the big boobs, Like no, no, did you
- 1:24:11Speaker 5: happen to see the rest of you?
- 1:24:13Speaker 6: Yeah, So when I had my breast reduction surgery, all
- 1:24:17Speaker 6: these dudes came out of the work would work man
- 1:24:19Speaker 6: I feel so sorry for your.
- 1:24:20Speaker 3: Husband and bait and switched. Bait and switch because I.
- 1:24:23Speaker 6: Married him with big person that got a reduction.
- 1:24:26Speaker 3: This is the reduction. Yeah, I'm still like a double D.
- 1:24:30Speaker 6: I'm fine. But the thing is is I always said
- 1:24:32Speaker 6: that to people. I'm like, it's not hot. You don't understand.
- 1:24:35Speaker 6: I feel like matronly, like just like a grandma, Like
- 1:24:39Speaker 6: I didn't. It didn't feel hot at all.
- 1:24:42Speaker 12: Yeah, because I went down to a double like, I
- 1:24:47Speaker 12: don't know.
- 1:24:47Speaker 5: So women, if you have big boobs, is that something
- 1:24:50Speaker 5: that you take them out like pride? Like in other words,
- 1:24:53Speaker 5: like if Greg and I had girth master penis, like
- 1:24:56Speaker 5: we'd be psyched.
- 1:24:56Speaker 3: About it, you'd be hearing about it.
- 1:24:58Speaker 9: I think only if you're sorry, but not fat like
- 1:25:01Speaker 9: you have to be.
- 1:25:03Speaker 6: Before looks freakish, you know, like I've seen like you know,
- 1:25:08Speaker 6: like the bolt On, like giant bolt On like porn stars,
- 1:25:12Speaker 6: and people are still like good and they're hot, you know,
- 1:25:15Speaker 6: the women are hot and they're thin, but the boobs
- 1:25:17Speaker 6: just are bizarre looking.
- 1:25:19Speaker 3: Down to a double date. What were what was the before?
- 1:25:25Speaker 3: I think I was you don't know.
- 1:25:27Speaker 6: Well, no, because it depends on the bra. So overall,
- 1:25:30Speaker 6: I would say maybe a J.
- 1:25:33Speaker 3: Whoa, that's so weird. I don't know what that means.
- 1:25:35Speaker 9: It's like, I was, like, it goes down the alphabet.
- 1:25:38Speaker 3: Yeah. So the coup if somebody says they're a thirty four.
- 1:25:44Speaker 6: The thirty four is the around your rib cage size
- 1:25:48Speaker 6: under your boob, that's.
- 1:25:49Speaker 3: Under the boob. Yes, okay, you to get much more
- 1:25:51Speaker 3: than thirty four under the under The sop was from
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: the backbone to the nipple. I thought it was all
- 1:26:01Speaker 3: the way around, right, you know what I mean? Yeah,
- 1:26:05Speaker 3: but that's what the cup is. Yeah.
- 1:26:07Speaker 5: The cup is the letter right, yeah, the bigger you know,
- 1:26:12Speaker 5: so A being the small Z being the biggest.
- 1:26:15Speaker 3: Right, sure's the way it would Hey how about this?
- 1:26:19Speaker 3: And I didn't know this?
- 1:26:19Speaker 12: Apparently I wouldn't. No one in this room knew this.
- 1:26:21Speaker 12: The cup size represents typically the difference between the bust size,
- 1:26:25Speaker 12: so that thirty four, et cetera, and the underbust measurement.
- 1:26:29Speaker 12: Each one inch difference typically equals one cup size increase.
- 1:26:33Speaker 3: There is there is.
- 1:26:34Speaker 6: Math to it, because when they measure you, that's what
- 1:26:36Speaker 6: they're doing.
- 1:26:37Speaker 3: That's how they come up with you.
- 1:26:37Speaker 12: If you have an A cup you're really just an
- 1:26:39Speaker 12: inch bigger below your boobs and around your boobs and
- 1:26:41Speaker 12: so on and so forth.
- 1:26:42Speaker 3: Interesting. I did not know that.
- 1:26:45Speaker 5: So here the way he read the description, I'm like,
- 1:26:48Speaker 5: I don't even know what that means.
- 1:26:49Speaker 3: But when he just said that way.
- 1:26:53Speaker 12: From the ribcage, like you know, out to like that
- 1:26:55Speaker 12: being said as Genus had, it's still not an exact science.
- 1:26:59Speaker 3: Every store give you and.
- 1:27:00Speaker 7: They can put a man on the moon, you know, right, Yeah, alright,
- 1:27:04Speaker 7: so we'll play the gott A vote for Tyler and Menace.
- 1:27:06Speaker 7: They're both our words makes a lot.
- 1:27:10Speaker 5: So now now he's reading the text of who should
- 1:27:15Speaker 5: play the smart ass game? So what Tyler and Menace.
- 1:27:20Speaker 12: Little buddy versus a stinky butt?
- 1:27:28Speaker 3: That's really good stuff? Probably is pretty small late writing.
- 1:27:32Speaker 3: You should find out.
- 1:27:33Speaker 5: Yeah, well, board's ready to uh. I think take Sea
- 1:27:38Speaker 5: Bass out today?
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: What I do?
- 1:27:40Speaker 3: Why not U any days? A good day? I talked
- 1:27:42Speaker 3: about the A V and Awards.
- 1:27:43Speaker 14: Mom.
- 1:27:44Speaker 3: I mean he's going back.
- 1:27:45Speaker 5: Sea Bass is like, you know, always on the text
- 1:27:47Speaker 5: and sending people replies, and he was taking some shots
- 1:27:51Speaker 5: at ed Bart.
- 1:27:53Speaker 3: I didn't see those.
- 1:27:54Speaker 9: Oh you see those?
- 1:27:56Speaker 3: I thought that's why you were chiming in like that.
- 1:27:58Speaker 12: I thought he just has a bad attitude overall.
- 1:28:04Speaker 3: Thank you, I'm just tired of him. What was okay?
- 1:28:07Speaker 3: What was the what was the reply?
- 1:28:08Speaker 6: Well, there was somebody who couldn't figure out where like
- 1:28:11Speaker 6: a chunk of the podcast was missing for them. And
- 1:28:13Speaker 6: then Bort said, I'm sorry, but I can't control your
- 1:28:16Speaker 6: malfunctioning podcast app nor your poor cognitive skills restarting your phone.
- 1:28:23Speaker 3: Is that what you wrote back?
- 1:28:27Speaker 6: And then the listener wrote, I don't see how my
- 1:28:29Speaker 6: cognitive skills have anything to do with my trying to
- 1:28:31Speaker 6: relay that your podcast isn't working properly. But okay, board
- 1:28:35Speaker 6: be a grump about it. Thank you, And then Sea
- 1:28:37Speaker 6: Bass had to jump in.
- 1:28:40Speaker 9: Because it was done.
- 1:28:41Speaker 3: He had to add this guy's left with a bad
- 1:28:43Speaker 3: taste in his mouth.
- 1:28:43Speaker 6: Okay, well, he said, this is Jesus, this is not
- 1:28:47Speaker 6: the level of customer service we hope to provide. Someone
- 1:28:50Speaker 6: of this poor attitude and being so uninteresting on air
- 1:28:53Speaker 6: should not be on the text either didn't sign it,
- 1:28:57Speaker 6: and the listener wrote back, thanks Sea.
- 1:28:59Speaker 3: Bass, they know.
- 1:29:01Speaker 14: Interesting and notice there we go this know how that.
- 1:29:07Speaker 3: Reply I gotta laugh on the air. Well, it did not.
- 1:29:10Speaker 3: You know, it sounds like I'm taking a vacation and
- 1:29:13Speaker 3: Steve bask may not be here tomorrow. We'll find out.
- 1:29:16Speaker 7: Well, I don't like.
- 1:29:18Speaker 5: We have We have all been warned that if we
- 1:29:21Speaker 5: ever hear baby Metal playing that we should all run
- 1:29:25Speaker 5: for the hill.
- 1:29:26Speaker 3: Stay in the studio. I'm gonna go and this is
- 1:29:31Speaker 3: baby Metal, Yes it is. Uh, there's always a correlation
- 1:29:35Speaker 3: between if you hear baby Metal, it's gonna be fire.
- 1:29:41Speaker 3: This is the day that Bort snaps, which is what
- 1:29:43Speaker 3: he's saying.
- 1:29:44Speaker 9: Stay in the studio. I'm gonna set it on.
- 1:29:45Speaker 3: It's like I don't want to stay gonna set.
- 1:29:50Speaker 9: That wasn't my play, but it sounds like a good one.
- 1:29:51Speaker 3: Now. Thanks, ain't nothing mother Soca Sports Day with the
- 1:30:03Speaker 3: G Jeff Garcie, I'm tai yo, Jeff G.
- 1:30:09Speaker 15: Good morning, what the show, and Happy Monday. Well, not
- 1:30:12Speaker 15: so much for the Rams and their fans. Rams lost
- 1:30:15Speaker 15: to Seattle yesterday thirty one, twenty seven. You know, there
- 1:30:18Speaker 15: are a couple of game turning moments in that matchup yesterday,
- 1:30:22Speaker 15: including this.
- 1:30:23Speaker 3: One, beautiful spiraling deep kick Smiths. You know, I feel
- 1:30:31Speaker 3: horrible for Matthew Stafford.
- 1:30:32Speaker 15: Who had a great game again, but he was let
- 1:30:35Speaker 15: down by a special teams and in some moments his
- 1:30:38Speaker 15: defense as well. So I guess the big question for
- 1:30:40Speaker 15: Rams fans is will Matthew Stafford be back next season?
- 1:30:44Speaker 3: Here's coach Sean McVay. I mean, if he if he
- 1:30:46Speaker 3: still wants to play. The whole kind of question is
- 1:30:48Speaker 3: that you didn't like that question too much.
- 1:30:50Speaker 15: I'll tell you right now, Matthew Stafford is going to
- 1:30:52Speaker 15: be back.
- 1:30:52Speaker 3: It's hard to walk away.
- 1:30:53Speaker 15: From hookin Akua and and all the weapons that the
- 1:30:56Speaker 15: Rams have. I know they'll get their special teams right.
- 1:30:58Speaker 15: So Stafford, we'll be back.
- 1:31:00Speaker 3: Man.
- 1:31:01Speaker 15: So the Super Bowls all set Woody Show. It is
- 1:31:03Speaker 15: Seahawks and Patriots. In a couple of weeks, Seahawks are
- 1:31:06Speaker 15: favored by four and a half. Moving on to the NBA,
- 1:31:08Speaker 15: Clippers beat the Nets by thirty seven.
- 1:31:11Speaker 3: Gets the fourth polter started last Why is looking great
- 1:31:16Speaker 3: this season? He had twenty eight points. Moving on to
- 1:31:18Speaker 3: the Lakers.
- 1:31:19Speaker 15: They had a nice comeback win versus Dallas on Saturday,
- 1:31:22Speaker 15: Lake Show and Bulls Tonight from Chicago at five pm.
- 1:31:25Speaker 15: Hockey Ducks gotta done in overtime, King's and Blues tonight
- 1:31:29Speaker 15: and finally this morning what He Show Today mark six
- 1:31:32Speaker 15: years since the passing of Kobe and GG Bryant. I
- 1:31:35Speaker 15: was lucky enough to cover Kobe for a lot of
- 1:31:37Speaker 15: years when he played for the Lakers. Also lucky to
- 1:31:40Speaker 15: host a ton of his shoe events for Nike. You
- 1:31:42Speaker 15: want to talk about a nice human being, Kobe was
- 1:31:44Speaker 15: just that man. We had a lot of great commos
- 1:31:46Speaker 15: about parenting and soccer and everything else.
- 1:31:49Speaker 3: Man, just a great dude. Forever missed.
- 1:31:52Speaker 15: LA loves you, Kobe, and we'll never forget all the
- 1:31:54Speaker 15: great memories you brought us. Rest in peace, Kobe, Bryan
- 1:31:57Speaker 15: and GG Brian. I'm JEFFG.
- 1:31:58Speaker 3: And that's your so Cal Sports. It's time to play
- 1:32:07Speaker 3: the smart ass game, a sexual game. You could play.
- 1:32:10Speaker 5: It's again in the party game section of Wherever you
- 1:32:13Speaker 5: Go and Amazon of course, but like if you go
- 1:32:15Speaker 5: to Target to have it, like where all the other
- 1:32:17Speaker 5: board games so far, And we played just a little
- 1:32:20Speaker 5: bit differently, same basic idea. It's a who what where,
- 1:32:25Speaker 5: and then there's a hard ass category like a tiebreaker category,
- 1:32:32Speaker 5: but we put two people head to head and it
- 1:32:34Speaker 5: all starts with a very.
- 1:32:35Speaker 3: Generic clue and then I'm a country.
- 1:32:39Speaker 5: Yeah, And then they get more you know, more specific
- 1:32:42Speaker 5: and narrows it down as it goes on, and then
- 1:32:44Speaker 5: the last one is like super easy. And usually by
- 1:32:47Speaker 5: the time somebody's got it, first person to two points
- 1:32:49Speaker 5: the way that we play will win the game. And
- 1:32:52Speaker 5: we have decided that it's going to be dumb ass
- 1:32:55Speaker 5: Tyler and Menace. So they spend a lot of time together,
- 1:33:02Speaker 5: and so why not just have them, you know, spend
- 1:33:04Speaker 5: even more time now with this game battling it out?
- 1:33:08Speaker 7: Now, don't we have a caveat our rules where if
- 1:33:11Speaker 7: somebody gets it wrong they just have to sit out
- 1:33:14Speaker 7: one question?
- 1:33:14Speaker 12: Yes, right, because otherwise it's just a free for all, yeah,
- 1:33:17Speaker 12: or a gimme I should.
- 1:33:18Speaker 3: Say, yeah, all right. So, dumb ass Tyler, you picked first? Who? What?
- 1:33:24Speaker 3: Or where? Let's go? Where? Where?
- 1:33:27Speaker 4: All?
- 1:33:27Speaker 3: Right?
- 1:33:28Speaker 5: Where am I? I am the biggest of my kind
- 1:33:34Speaker 5: in the US?
- 1:33:36Speaker 3: Or faster?
- 1:33:39Speaker 5: I was named after a US president in nineteen eleven.
- 1:33:47Speaker 5: Before nineteen fifty nine, Mount Whitney was the biggest in
- 1:33:51Speaker 5: the US. I am twenty three hundred and ten feet high.
- 1:33:58Speaker 3: I am covered in snow. You can find me in Alaska? Wow? Both? Yeah?
- 1:34:07Speaker 5: Nothing, So far fifteen, my name was officially changed again.
- 1:34:15Speaker 5: Where am I with the initial D or the initials
- 1:34:20Speaker 5: M M?
- 1:34:23Speaker 8: I got down of the very last you guys, that
- 1:34:26Speaker 8: was the easiest. Uh, Okay, menis menis? I'll say Mount Rushmore,
- 1:34:33Speaker 8: Mount Rushmore in Alaska.
- 1:34:35Speaker 3: After a president President Rushmore, I have nothing. Did you
- 1:34:43Speaker 3: hear what he's last clue? The initial? So do you know?
- 1:34:47Speaker 3: First of all, I mean, you know what we're you
- 1:34:50Speaker 3: know what we're hold on, you know what we're trying
- 1:34:52Speaker 3: to go for here that you know what you're trying
- 1:34:54Speaker 3: to come up with the name of what a mountain? Okay? Okay, Oh,
- 1:34:58Speaker 3: I think I kind of have an idea. Hold, let's
- 1:35:01Speaker 3: get it. Let's get a guess from dumbass Tyler. First,
- 1:35:03Speaker 3: the mount I have no think of a president I am.
- 1:35:09Speaker 13: I am, uh Mount Monroe after James Wonder.
- 1:35:19Speaker 3: I have more because I know there was some drama.
- 1:35:24Speaker 7: I am vaguely remembering drama changing the name in the mountain.
- 1:35:29Speaker 7: All right, Uh, but I'm trying to remember, god, Uh, mount.
- 1:35:36Speaker 3: Morehouse. I don't know Mount Morehouse, Mount McKinley because I
- 1:35:42Speaker 3: was like, it involves some kind of truck. But I was.
- 1:35:47Speaker 7: Does it he was, but it was like a d
- 1:35:52Speaker 7: and you were saying so. Then I was like, I
- 1:35:55Speaker 7: don't know what it is.
- 1:35:56Speaker 3: It changed. I can never heard of that mountain? So
- 1:35:59Speaker 3: you've never heard of that? Ally, no, never heard of it?
- 1:36:01Speaker 3: Or Mount McKinley never.
- 1:36:03Speaker 1: No.
- 1:36:03Speaker 13: Well, I also don't live in Alaska, neither do I.
- 1:36:06Speaker 12: I get it, Tyler, Tyler, before you say that again,
- 1:36:09Speaker 12: the room and name one person this room.
- 1:36:13Speaker 3: The only time that I've ever been to that you
- 1:36:17Speaker 3: were there. Yeah, and you climbed a mountain, climbed a hill.
- 1:36:22Speaker 3: All right, menis you need to go? What am I?
- 1:36:26Speaker 3: Or who am I? What am I? What am I?
- 1:36:29Speaker 3: All right? This is the the smart smart smart ass game?
- 1:36:34Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:36:35Speaker 3: What am I? I am?
- 1:36:37Speaker 5: A form of dance. I can be performed alone or
- 1:36:43Speaker 5: in a group. I could be choreographed or improvent, improve, improvised.
- 1:36:51Speaker 5: I usually require special shoes. Menace, menace, ballet, ballet. When
- 1:36:58Speaker 5: my performersans off, I am especially.
- 1:37:01Speaker 12: That was not correct, I'm guessing nope, Okay, Tyler Tyler,
- 1:37:05Speaker 12: tap tap dance is the answer.
- 1:37:11Speaker 3: All right.
- 1:37:12Speaker 12: I was hoping you're gonna say tap because your buddy
- 1:37:13Speaker 12: Randy used to play us a tap dancer on.
- 1:37:15Speaker 7: Mens Yeah I did. I had a friend that was
- 1:37:18Speaker 7: like tap dance champion. He was on Star Slurch Nice.
- 1:37:21Speaker 5: All right, yep, okay, yeah, you got one point. Now,
- 1:37:29Speaker 5: if you get this one right, you'll be the winner.
- 1:37:31Speaker 5: Otherwise we have to u.
- 1:37:33Speaker 3: We have to move on.
- 1:37:34Speaker 5: Yeah, right, all right. The next one is gonna be
- 1:37:37Speaker 5: a who am I? This round of the smart ass
- 1:37:39Speaker 5: Game between dumb ass Tyler and Menace.
- 1:37:41Speaker 3: A right, who am I? We are a heavy metal
- 1:37:46Speaker 3: band based in California. Menas Metallica. The answer is Metallica.
- 1:37:58Speaker 12: Next, all right, I mean that's the biggest one. And
- 1:38:02Speaker 12: they've been in the news because the super Bowl.
- 1:38:04Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, and they're from northern California.
- 1:38:08Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.
- 1:38:10Speaker 5: Tiebreaker? All right, okay, tiebreaker. And it's uh, this is
- 1:38:13Speaker 5: from the hard Ass. So this is not where you
- 1:38:15Speaker 5: get the you don't get the clues. It's just it's
- 1:38:19Speaker 5: just a straight question. No, it's just one question.
- 1:38:22Speaker 3: One question. First person with the right answer. Yeah, we'll
- 1:38:30Speaker 3: go back to this.
- 1:38:30Speaker 5: Mount Kilimanjaro is the highest mountain on which continent Tyler?
- 1:38:35Speaker 3: Africa? Africa is the answer? Look at that? What is
- 1:38:42Speaker 3: the winner of this round of the smart ask game.
- 1:38:45Speaker 3: How did you know that you don't live in Africa? Yeah,
- 1:38:48Speaker 3: that's a great question. I just guess you know. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:38:52Speaker 3: all right, well that's how you play this port as game.
- 1:38:55Speaker 3: It's not good advertising for public school, thank you, Adam.
- 1:38:58Speaker 3: All right eight seven seven twenty four. You can text
- 1:39:01Speaker 3: us if you like over to two two nine eighty seven.
- 1:39:03Speaker 3: We will be right back. I did to hear it
- 1:39:07Speaker 3: the first time. The show will be right back. This is.
- 1:39:15Speaker 5: Somebody on the text over to two ninety seven says,
- 1:39:18Speaker 5: don't worry Tyler.
- 1:39:19Speaker 3: I haven't heard of that either.
- 1:39:20Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, I just remember vaguely remember that there was
- 1:39:27Speaker 7: drama over renaming the mountain, and I was like, Denali.
- 1:39:30Speaker 3: The only thing I know about Denali is the car
- 1:39:33Speaker 3: and renaming Mount Denali to from from which I did
- 1:39:37Speaker 3: not retain.
- 1:39:37Speaker 5: Since the past ten minutes, a president.
- 1:39:43Speaker 7: Starts with the nam mount Mount Monaldo. Anyway, President, what
- 1:39:54Speaker 7: was it again, Milano cookies?
- 1:39:56Speaker 4: Cookies?
- 1:40:01Speaker 3: Marcus? Well, so m McKinley, Yes, yeah, I went to
- 1:40:09Speaker 3: a McKinley. What what do you mean he went to
- 1:40:11Speaker 3: a McKinley is at a stat junior high high. Okay school?
- 1:40:16Speaker 5: Okay, so this brings me to harsh truths about current
- 1:40:20Speaker 5: day education.
- 1:40:22Speaker 3: Since we were on the second I knew I had something. Uh,
- 1:40:25Speaker 3: I knew I had something related on.
- 1:40:27Speaker 5: Uh yeah, just the education stuff, because you know, teachers,
- 1:40:30Speaker 5: they always struggle on how to deal with kids in class,
- 1:40:34Speaker 5: and it just it gets worse with every generation. Because
- 1:40:38Speaker 5: you know, when I was growing up, it was and
- 1:40:41Speaker 5: this is like in the eighties and in the nineties,
- 1:40:44Speaker 5: it was if you were in trouble at school, you
- 1:40:45Speaker 5: were in trouble at home.
- 1:40:46Speaker 3: Of course, Oh yeah, you wouldn't have it. Yeah.
- 1:40:49Speaker 5: And even before my generation, the generation before we had
- 1:40:53Speaker 5: mentioned where the teachers are allowed to beat the kids,
- 1:40:57Speaker 5: you know, and now it's the teacher against the parents,
- 1:41:01Speaker 5: not just the students. Now they're also battling the parents.
- 1:41:05Speaker 5: The parents aren't even on their side. So teachers were asked,
- 1:41:11Speaker 5: what's something in education that no one wants to admit
- 1:41:13Speaker 5: but we all know is true. Now they talk to educators,
- 1:41:16Speaker 5: they talk to people in the field, and so this
- 1:41:19Speaker 5: is what they say, What's something in education that no
- 1:41:22Speaker 5: one wants to admit but we all know is true.
- 1:41:25Speaker 5: Number one, there is a serious, serious literacy problem with
- 1:41:28Speaker 5: today's students.
- 1:41:30Speaker 12: Oh well we've heard that even with college kids nowadays,
- 1:41:33Speaker 12: like everyone's four ten grades behind.
- 1:41:35Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you know, COVID didn't help because everybody
- 1:41:38Speaker 5: was home and that.
- 1:41:39Speaker 3: Was all bs Blacken.
- 1:41:41Speaker 5: Yeah, that was just whatever they could do to make
- 1:41:42Speaker 5: it count as a school day. And then they just
- 1:41:45Speaker 5: pushed every money because they weren't going to hold everybody
- 1:41:47Speaker 5: and go, you know, guys, this is kind of a
- 1:41:49Speaker 5: last year for everybody because everything was locked down. We're
- 1:41:52Speaker 5: gonna have everybody repeat that. They were never gonna do that,
- 1:41:55Speaker 5: so they just pushed everybody's back. Not allowing kids to
- 1:41:59Speaker 5: have concer quinces is going to lead to a generational crisis.
- 1:42:03Speaker 3: I agree with that. Yeah, and that's not just in
- 1:42:05Speaker 3: school to everybody.
- 1:42:06Speaker 5: Every Yeah, like you know, with my own kids, I
- 1:42:10Speaker 5: see where Okay, you had an assignment and if it
- 1:42:14Speaker 5: wasn't turned in on time, they might let you turn
- 1:42:16Speaker 5: it in by the end of the week for half credit.
- 1:42:18Speaker 6: You wouldn't get the same grade.
- 1:42:20Speaker 5: You wouldn't get the same grade. But now it's just
- 1:42:22Speaker 5: as long as it's turned in within the semester, you
- 1:42:26Speaker 5: can still get you can still get.
- 1:42:28Speaker 3: Half credit whatever.
- 1:42:31Speaker 5: Yeah, or like there always seems to be some way
- 1:42:34Speaker 5: out of whatever, you know, situation, you've gotten yourself into
- 1:42:38Speaker 5: where you can earn. And maybe because they always say
- 1:42:42Speaker 5: follow the money, or maybe because the the school has
- 1:42:46Speaker 5: a certain interest obviously in the average student's GPA, that
- 1:42:51Speaker 5: it makes sense for them to give them more breaks.
- 1:42:53Speaker 12: And graduation rate. Correct looking at Tyler a, menis here.
- 1:42:57Speaker 3: Number three again?
- 1:42:58Speaker 5: They would They asked tures teachers this quay, what's something
- 1:43:01Speaker 5: in education no one wants to admit, but we all
- 1:43:03Speaker 5: know is true. Kids don't read books anymore. True, so boring.
- 1:43:08Speaker 12: Maybe it's been boring, stay boring, Sammy and Menasa for
- 1:43:13Speaker 12: the record, in high school you both read how many books?
- 1:43:16Speaker 3: High school? No, I told you.
- 1:43:18Speaker 7: In junior high I read Flowers for Algernon. But that
- 1:43:21Speaker 7: was it?
- 1:43:21Speaker 3: So high school? Oh yeah, high school? No.
- 1:43:24Speaker 1: Nothing.
- 1:43:24Speaker 10: In high school I read The Watson's Go to Birmingham.
- 1:43:26Speaker 10: And junior High I really enjoyed that on.
- 1:43:27Speaker 7: I mean, they had National Geographic in the library and
- 1:43:30Speaker 7: they were graduated by English team.
- 1:43:32Speaker 3: Right, because I thought you were forced to read like
- 1:43:34Speaker 3: a certain staple of book.
- 1:43:35Speaker 10: You were And I did the book reports and I
- 1:43:36Speaker 10: did very well, Thank you, boyfriend did the I got
- 1:43:41Speaker 10: them done, and I got him done.
- 1:43:48Speaker 3: She did him.
- 1:43:49Speaker 1: He did.
- 1:43:49Speaker 12: The book reports that to your point, the other thing
- 1:43:53Speaker 12: that's in these like giving kids opportunities to slack it
- 1:43:56Speaker 12: is the number of people who have quote learning disabilities
- 1:43:59Speaker 12: if you look at the numbers, skyrocketed because when you
- 1:44:01Speaker 12: claim that whenever you want.
- 1:44:06Speaker 3: To get different accommodations. Yeah, I just focused on my passions. God,
- 1:44:10Speaker 3: this goes to some of the other ones.
- 1:44:12Speaker 5: Kids need to fail and not be pushed through multiple
- 1:44:14Speaker 5: times to pass. Yeah, okay, so like that guy, I
- 1:44:16Speaker 5: think that just goes back to the no consequences, right.
- 1:44:19Speaker 5: Administrators care more about keeping parents happy than they do
- 1:44:22Speaker 5: about supporting teachers or keeping disruptive kids out of the classroom.
- 1:44:26Speaker 5: It is weird, Like there are certain situations that I've
- 1:44:31Speaker 5: heard of where I'm like, man, how did that kid
- 1:44:33Speaker 5: at least not get out of school suspension for whatever, whatever.
- 1:44:38Speaker 3: The behavior was or whatever happened. You'll hear about how dude,
- 1:44:41Speaker 3: you hear what happened at school? Yeah, forget the education
- 1:44:44Speaker 3: part of it. The whole behavior stuff, like so lenient
- 1:44:49Speaker 3: on things. That's the stuff that I'm shocked by. You know,
- 1:44:52Speaker 3: kids biting other kids and all kinds of like crazy
- 1:44:55Speaker 3: stuff like how is that just allowed to continue without
- 1:45:00Speaker 3: any punishment or just like changing the environment.
- 1:45:04Speaker 10: Oh sorry, I just hear about the zero tolerance. So
- 1:45:07Speaker 10: if anyone gets in a fight, even if you didn't
- 1:45:09Speaker 10: start it, and but you're involved somehow, everybody's in trouble
- 1:45:12Speaker 10: no matter what.
- 1:45:14Speaker 3: Suspension to me is not a punishment. The opposite of
- 1:45:19Speaker 3: suspension like where you're at.
- 1:45:21Speaker 5: School more mostly when and I only had it a
- 1:45:24Speaker 5: couple of times, but I would have in school suspension.
- 1:45:27Speaker 5: That was the worst because on Saturday, No it wasn't
- 1:45:30Speaker 5: on Saturdays, but it was. You would go to school,
- 1:45:32Speaker 5: but you wouldn't be in class. Everybody all your work
- 1:45:35Speaker 5: from those classes would be sent and you were in
- 1:45:36Speaker 5: this like just this boring ass square room with like
- 1:45:39Speaker 5: three or four other kids. We also had, and it
- 1:45:42Speaker 5: was like there's no talking, there's nothing on the walls.
- 1:45:45Speaker 3: Is yeah, that's it great to do that. Yeah, out
- 1:45:51Speaker 3: of school suspension, that's just a day off. I watched
- 1:45:53Speaker 3: the prices right, although they do.
- 1:45:57Speaker 5: If I would have had out of school suspension, I
- 1:45:58Speaker 5: would have rather been in school because my parents would
- 1:46:00Speaker 5: have come down so hard on me and made being
- 1:46:03Speaker 5: at home and on those days so miserable. It wasn't
- 1:46:05Speaker 5: I be like watching the price is right, that would
- 1:46:08Speaker 5: that wouldn't happen. Yeah, just because suspensions are down doesn't
- 1:46:11Speaker 5: mean behavior has improved.
- 1:46:13Speaker 3: So that goes back to the other thing.
- 1:46:14Speaker 5: Uh, there's too much screen time in schools right now.
- 1:46:17Speaker 5: I'm surprised by how much the phones and everything are
- 1:46:19Speaker 5: actually allowed.
- 1:46:22Speaker 3: Schools.
- 1:46:22Speaker 6: They're taking them away now, you're not allowed to have monitoring.
- 1:46:24Speaker 5: Classic cell phones are the single largest impediment to childhood development.
- 1:46:30Speaker 3: Uh.
- 1:46:30Speaker 5: They were again asking teachers, what's something in education? No
- 1:46:34Speaker 5: one wants to a hit, but we all know it
- 1:46:35Speaker 5: is true. Screen time has killed attention spans yep. Well
- 1:46:38Speaker 5: that's for everybody in general. Yeah, yeah, in general. I
- 1:46:41Speaker 5: mean it is an on demand society right now means immediate.
- 1:46:47Speaker 5: I mean TiVo is kind of what screwed me. Yeah,
- 1:46:51Speaker 5: the minute TiVo became a thing, the middle of the
- 1:46:53Speaker 5: DVR became a thing. Yeah you want to wait anymore?
- 1:46:56Speaker 5: Like i'd beat a traffic light, like come on, click.
- 1:47:01Speaker 3: Let's go. Yeah, Like like come on, that's like nobody,
- 1:47:04Speaker 3: nobody has to there's no turning back.
- 1:47:06Speaker 5: Yeah, everything is uh instant gratification. And then gamifying lessons
- 1:47:13Speaker 5: just feeds into the instant gratification bs of iPad kids like.
- 1:47:18Speaker 3: Mary Poppin style, like Spoonful of Sugar, just gamifying lessons. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:47:24Speaker 3: we played super fun learning games when I was a
- 1:47:27Speaker 3: little kid. Yeah, we had on the remember the Apple
- 1:47:29Speaker 3: to e computers that the first yeah, right screen.
- 1:47:34Speaker 5: Remember talking about things that don't exist in schools anymore,
- 1:47:37Speaker 5: and you know they mentioned lockers, textbooks. There are no
- 1:47:41Speaker 5: more computer labs because why because you already yeah.
- 1:47:45Speaker 3: Right, you already have your your chromebooker. But gamifying like education,
- 1:47:50Speaker 3: I mean they should be doing more of that, not
- 1:47:52Speaker 3: against it.
- 1:47:53Speaker 9: And make it more fun for the kids.
- 1:47:54Speaker 3: Yeah. Do they still have chalkboards in classrooms now? God?
- 1:47:57Speaker 3: No whiteboards anything? Oh I'm sure right, I think, yeah,
- 1:48:01Speaker 3: white but no, no more actual chalkboards.
- 1:48:02Speaker 5: But they'll have they'll have white boards. They'll have these
- 1:48:07Speaker 5: they're called smart boards. So you remember they used to
- 1:48:09Speaker 5: bring in like an overhead project.
- 1:48:11Speaker 6: What happened with the marker?
- 1:48:12Speaker 5: You don't have that anymore because now it's like the
- 1:48:14Speaker 5: teacher has stuff. The teacher has stuff on on their
- 1:48:17Speaker 5: laptop that they can display on this smart board. Or
- 1:48:20Speaker 5: then they would just kind of projects onto What would
- 1:48:22Speaker 5: be the area for this.
- 1:48:24Speaker 6: Greg, we were born in the correct era because you
- 1:48:28Speaker 6: and I are and tell me if I'm wrong, but
- 1:48:30Speaker 6: we're more analog.
- 1:48:31Speaker 3: If they were, like get out your laptop.
- 1:48:33Speaker 6: And go I'm like, I'm out.
- 1:48:35Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 1:48:35Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll crack a book.
- 1:48:36Speaker 6: You tell me what page to go to.
- 1:48:38Speaker 3: Like, do you remember graphing calculators?
- 1:48:41Speaker 6: Okay?
- 1:48:41Speaker 3: Do they still have? Do kids still have graphic like
- 1:48:44Speaker 3: the t I eighty.
- 1:48:45Speaker 9: Teen or whatever?
- 1:48:46Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:48:46Speaker 6: Oh they're up to ninety.
- 1:48:47Speaker 12: Oh I don't know, but I think you have to
- 1:48:50Speaker 12: because you can't give a computer to somebody, you know
- 1:48:53Speaker 12: you they would you need a dumber machine.
- 1:48:55Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I mean, uh, my kids, they haven't been required,
- 1:49:00Speaker 5: like they send the supply list before every year, and
- 1:49:03Speaker 5: my son's a sophomore in high school and so far
- 1:49:07Speaker 5: nothing like that, like.
- 1:49:08Speaker 3: An iPad in class or anything like that. Great question, Greg,
- 1:49:11Speaker 3: I have. I don't know. Does his backpack look heavy?
- 1:49:15Speaker 3: They are?
- 1:49:15Speaker 5: Yeah, it's because they don't have lockers like I mentioned
- 1:49:18Speaker 5: they have. There are A days and B days, A schedule,
- 1:49:21Speaker 5: B schedule and everything they need for a scheduled days
- 1:49:25Speaker 5: are all in one backpack and then there's another backpack
- 1:49:28Speaker 5: that has all their B scheduled days, and so they just.
- 1:49:30Speaker 3: Grab whatever day it is on the way out the door.
- 1:49:34Speaker 12: Explain more about that. So he's he taking different classes
- 1:49:37Speaker 12: on those B days. So you're taking like eighteen different classes.
- 1:49:40Speaker 12: What's what's the point of that?
- 1:49:41Speaker 3: Don't ask me, dude, I don't know. I'm not the
- 1:49:43Speaker 3: one in charge though, because you get two different backpacks.
- 1:49:45Speaker 12: Pretty cool, that is to say, pretty awesome.
- 1:49:50Speaker 7: Has he figured out? It's like his passions what he
- 1:49:52Speaker 7: wants to do. Does he want to go to college
- 1:49:55Speaker 7: or what?
- 1:49:55Speaker 1: What?
- 1:49:55Speaker 3: Does was he doing it all for? He he's a
- 1:50:00Speaker 3: sophomore in high school, so he's not supposed to have
- 1:50:02Speaker 3: it all figured out just yet.
- 1:50:03Speaker 5: But he's leaning definitely more toward college now. He's even
- 1:50:07Speaker 5: gonna hate to bring it to you.
- 1:50:08Speaker 3: I'm not getting into Yale, no kidding, because when we
- 1:50:14Speaker 3: get on about you know, whatever it is, he goes,
- 1:50:16Speaker 3: I don't know why you guys are freaking out like
- 1:50:18Speaker 3: I'm going to Yale. No kidding, Well, we don't.
- 1:50:22Speaker 5: You know, we are not a pressure to go to
- 1:50:25Speaker 5: college household that's something that you want, fine, but there
- 1:50:28Speaker 5: it's not like you're just going to live at home
- 1:50:29Speaker 5: until you figure it out. Like, Okay, when you graduate
- 1:50:32Speaker 5: high school, if you want to enter the real world,
- 1:50:33Speaker 5: you're gonna go. And you're gonna enter the real world.
- 1:50:35Speaker 6: Because what are they getting for their eighteenth birthday luggage?
- 1:50:38Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're gonna because part of growing up and
- 1:50:40Speaker 5: part of becoming an adult, in my mind, is learning
- 1:50:43Speaker 5: how to live on your own. Oh and this is
- 1:50:46Speaker 5: not just to kick him out of the house and
- 1:50:47Speaker 5: figure it out like I will. I will work with
- 1:50:51Speaker 5: them right on, you know, finding roommates or finding it.
- 1:50:55Speaker 5: This is dude, I'm the last person you want to
- 1:50:58Speaker 5: talk to when it comes to this. Yeah, because I
- 1:51:01Speaker 5: haven't lived at home since I was fifteen, right, So,
- 1:51:04Speaker 5: been there, done that, rented a room out of somebody's house. Like,
- 1:51:07Speaker 5: that's fine, you can do that, and you can pay rent.
- 1:51:10Speaker 5: I might subsidize like a little bit of it. So
- 1:51:12Speaker 5: the experience of living on your own and becoming independent
- 1:51:15Speaker 5: and thinking and acting for yourself now as a grown
- 1:51:18Speaker 5: adult out of high school, I think is super important.
- 1:51:20Speaker 3: Absolutely. This thing of just holding hands until you're damn
- 1:51:24Speaker 3: near thirty, I think is ridiculous and it's not gonna
- 1:51:28Speaker 3: be that's not gonna be. My kids are gonna need
- 1:51:30Speaker 3: that independence. We give them a lot of independence now.
- 1:51:34Speaker 3: And if going to college and whatever, and you have
- 1:51:36Speaker 3: a focus, or even just to go to college and
- 1:51:38Speaker 3: get that social experience which I never had. Yeah, it's great.
- 1:51:42Speaker 3: But even sending kids off to college, and I could
- 1:51:45Speaker 3: certainly afford to send them, but I'm gonna make them
- 1:51:48Speaker 3: go get loans. Now, what if they went to college
- 1:51:50Speaker 3: but lived at home while going to college. No, you're
- 1:51:52Speaker 3: not living at home. Oh so that's not an option.
- 1:51:54Speaker 5: No, you're either going to a place that offers dorm living,
- 1:51:57Speaker 5: and if it doesn't offer dorm living, you're gonna get
- 1:52:00Speaker 5: and I will subsidize, but I would for living in doors.
- 1:52:02Speaker 5: But you're gonna learn to be on your own. Yeah,
- 1:52:05Speaker 5: that's a part of the event, correct, that's that's part.
- 1:52:07Speaker 5: That's part of the experience. Also from a consequential standpoint
- 1:52:10Speaker 5: of like, you know, do this, and this is what happens,
- 1:52:12Speaker 5: and whatever putting in you know, work ethic or do something.
- 1:52:16Speaker 3: So yes, you will go and you will get loans,
- 1:52:19Speaker 3: and we are going to have an agreed upon you know. Uh,
- 1:52:22Speaker 3: great expectation.
- 1:52:24Speaker 6: Didn't you say your friend does this.
- 1:52:25Speaker 5: Yeah, I've had a couple of friends that did this
- 1:52:26Speaker 5: and it worked out great. It's like how people are
- 1:52:28Speaker 5: doing no down payment, like zero zero down loans for
- 1:52:32Speaker 5: houses and then the housing crash happen and people didn't care.
- 1:52:35Speaker 5: They could they knew they couldn't afford the house, but whatever,
- 1:52:37Speaker 5: they didn't have anything in it. There was no skin
- 1:52:40Speaker 5: in the game, right, So yeah, Okay, you go out
- 1:52:43Speaker 5: and you get loans, and then for every semester that
- 1:52:46Speaker 5: you complete to the great level that we have agreed
- 1:52:49Speaker 5: upon is acceptable, I will immediately pay off that semester.
- 1:52:53Speaker 5: For every semester that you dick around and party and everything,
- 1:52:57Speaker 5: you've just paid for that. Like, so when you get
- 1:52:59Speaker 5: out of college that you will be responsible. If that's
- 1:53:01Speaker 5: semester that you dicked around and partied, that's on your tab,
- 1:53:03Speaker 5: and that's on your tab.
- 1:53:04Speaker 3: Well just declared bankruptcy, you won't you have? Yeah, not
- 1:53:08Speaker 3: for the loans.
- 1:53:09Speaker 5: You have the ability to get out of school with
- 1:53:12Speaker 5: a zero balance. But this puts it back on them
- 1:53:16Speaker 5: to figure out how and I can help and and
- 1:53:19Speaker 5: guide you and you know, help you develop you know,
- 1:53:23Speaker 5: whatever system or schedule.
- 1:53:25Speaker 7: But it doesn't seem ass fun though it's not.
- 1:53:28Speaker 3: It's not. Is that not proparat life.
- 1:53:32Speaker 9: And get good grades?
- 1:53:33Speaker 3: Yeah, possible enough school, it can it can happen. Yeah, true.
- 1:53:38Speaker 3: What if they say I want to be like Uncle
- 1:53:40Speaker 3: Menas and live in my Mercedes Uncle Menace.
- 1:53:44Speaker 5: Uncle Menas had has you know, work ethic and a
- 1:53:47Speaker 5: and a drive, and he's made it happen for himself
- 1:53:49Speaker 5: and he figured that out in the street.
- 1:53:54Speaker 3: Yeah, but no, I won't be on the street living
- 1:53:57Speaker 3: in this house.
- 1:53:57Speaker 9: I don't like here and sea I say, daddy.
- 1:54:02Speaker 5: We've been doing that in front of the kids because
- 1:54:04Speaker 5: you have you seen that thing on on social media
- 1:54:06Speaker 5: where like the mom calls the husband daddy in front
- 1:54:09Speaker 5: of the teenage kids.
- 1:54:10Speaker 3: Oh, it's so fun.
- 1:54:11Speaker 5: The reaction is great, and like I'll come home and go, hey,
- 1:54:14Speaker 5: what's up and she'll go, how are you daddy? But right,
- 1:54:19Speaker 5: but it's just a screw with the kids, because man,
- 1:54:21Speaker 5: they put you through so much heartache and so much
- 1:54:24Speaker 5: yeoh my god.
- 1:54:24Speaker 7: Yeah, but I think what what he's trying to say?
- 1:54:27Speaker 7: And they know with all the fun and games and
- 1:54:29Speaker 7: you know, joking around about not caring about education, I
- 1:54:33Speaker 7: will always be okay because I'm always willing to work.
- 1:54:35Speaker 7: There's a lot of people that are just like they're
- 1:54:37Speaker 7: just they're just lazy and dude, then they're not gonna
- 1:54:41Speaker 7: be okay.
- 1:54:42Speaker 5: If you if you are a time card puncher, expect
- 1:54:46Speaker 5: to have a time card punching EXI experience and existence.
- 1:54:51Speaker 3: That's it. That's if that's the ceiling.
- 1:54:53Speaker 5: That's especially like, you know, medicine, I no college degree.
- 1:55:00Speaker 5: You better like when ugly people ugly dudes got to
- 1:55:03Speaker 5: make up for another way. You better get your penis
- 1:55:07Speaker 5: may be small, but you better be great with your mouth.
- 1:55:11Speaker 5: There's gotta be there's gotta be something. Okay, So fine,
- 1:55:14Speaker 5: you didn't you're not maybe that you're maybe not the
- 1:55:16Speaker 5: the you know you're not, you're not the textbook smart person.
- 1:55:20Speaker 3: But man, you better you better outwork everybody. And I'm
- 1:55:23Speaker 3: willing to do that. Same, same dude, same. I don't
- 1:55:26Speaker 3: think you would have liked college winning honestly, really yea,
- 1:55:30Speaker 3: the social experience of it, I mean it's it was Okay.
- 1:55:36Speaker 3: Sammy loves holding up that sign take a brain. She
- 1:55:39Speaker 3: loves it. She loves it. She's a break NOTZI have
- 1:55:46Speaker 3: kids said, you know, oh yeah, you never knew? What
- 1:55:50Speaker 3: have kids it'll you know, it'll fix the relationship. You know,
- 1:55:56Speaker 3: what are you gonna what are you gonna do when
- 1:55:59Speaker 3: you're all that's what I just know.
- 1:56:02Speaker 5: Who's gonna wipe your ant somehow? Plenty of people have
- 1:56:07Speaker 5: managed to make it work without having kids.
- 1:56:10Speaker 3: And if it's if it's something that you really want,
- 1:56:13Speaker 3: go for it. And so there's plenty of people that
- 1:56:15Speaker 3: say the two best days of boat owner's life the
- 1:56:18Speaker 3: day they bought the boat the day they sold the boat. Yeah,
- 1:56:22Speaker 3: but I'm sure there are people out there who love
- 1:56:25Speaker 3: having that boat. I want they fought more boats.
- 1:56:29Speaker 5: Yeah, they'll even take care of other people's boats, like whatever.
- 1:56:32Speaker 5: There are some people who are just like cut out
- 1:56:34Speaker 5: for it, but like, man, the not not something to
- 1:56:37Speaker 5: go into. I mean all the different things that we've
- 1:56:39Speaker 5: already been talking about.
- 1:56:40Speaker 3: The time I feel worse for Paris is when they're
- 1:56:44Speaker 3: out at a restaurant and then they hand the bill
- 1:56:46Speaker 3: to the dad. I'm like, oh, man, you got to
- 1:56:47Speaker 3: pay for like six people.
- 1:56:50Speaker 4: True.
- 1:56:51Speaker 5: I tell my kids all the time, like I'm looking
- 1:56:52Speaker 5: forward to the day that you have your own place.
- 1:56:54Speaker 5: Are you gonna invite me or for dinner? And my
- 1:56:55Speaker 5: daughter says, yeah, I was like, can I bring your mom?
- 1:56:58Speaker 3: No?
- 1:56:59Speaker 5: And then I said, what what are you gonna make me?
- 1:57:01Speaker 5: She goes chicken and rice. I go, okay, cool, all right,
- 1:57:04Speaker 5: well we're gonna have chicken special.
- 1:57:06Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:57:06Speaker 5: Like that's the point. Like we're just talking to somebody
- 1:57:09Speaker 5: the other day. Oh, the woman that came in from
- 1:57:10Speaker 5: Marley Spoon.
- 1:57:11Speaker 3: Oh yeah, one of our sponsors, and.
- 1:57:13Speaker 5: We were talking about I forget how we got on
- 1:57:15Speaker 5: the on the oh, being busy and not having time
- 1:57:17Speaker 5: for you know, the meals came in great, came in
- 1:57:19Speaker 5: handy for that. My wife signed up for it using
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- 1:57:23Speaker 3: Slash offers slash gine free plug.
- 1:57:25Speaker 5: Uh yeah, we start got on the top and her
- 1:57:27Speaker 5: kids are grown, and uh, you know, just just talking
- 1:57:31Speaker 5: about all that stuff, you know about how oh it
- 1:57:34Speaker 5: goes by so fast, but so great now because now
- 1:57:36Speaker 5: we can like hang out and have a glass of
- 1:57:38Speaker 5: wine together.
- 1:57:38Speaker 3: I'm like, man, that's see, that's the dream. Yeah, what's
- 1:57:40Speaker 3: that like, you're like friends at that point.
- 1:57:42Speaker 5: I don't even like wine, but I'll take I'll take
- 1:57:44Speaker 5: hanging out and having a glass of wine with one
- 1:57:45Speaker 5: of the kids as opposed to the conversations you have
- 1:57:48Speaker 5: to have now at sixteen and thirteen, you have kids,
- 1:57:51Speaker 5: they said, you should do it.
- 1:57:54Speaker 3: Is it true about teenage girls the minute they turned
- 1:57:56Speaker 3: thirteen they hate their moms.
- 1:57:58Speaker 5: No, she doesn't hate doesn't hate my wife. It's just
- 1:58:02Speaker 5: heads just kind of being insilly. Everybody who has watched
- 1:58:07Speaker 5: Bert Kreischer's new show called Free Birt, including my own
- 1:58:12Speaker 5: or my own dad and step mom, have said, oh
- 1:58:14Speaker 5: my god, the youngest daughter, Aila is my daughter. Oh damn,
- 1:58:20Speaker 5: I'm like, you're And that was the thing when when
- 1:58:21Speaker 5: Jen and I went to the premiere event for Free
- 1:58:25Speaker 5: Bert and we were watching, like, oh my god, that's her.
- 1:58:28Speaker 5: The way that the character is like Bert's real life daughter.
- 1:58:31Speaker 5: It's an exaggeration of that, but the exaggeration is our.
- 1:58:35Speaker 3: You know, you spend plenty of time with me.
- 1:58:38Speaker 6: He's a character.
- 1:58:39Speaker 3: She's a character, and I don't worry about her. Man,
- 1:58:41Speaker 3: she will be able to handle her own.
- 1:58:43Speaker 6: Oh yeah, she'll be just fine.
- 1:58:45Speaker 3: Have kids, they said, that's what they said.
- 1:58:48Speaker 6: And speaking of that, we have we can screen the
- 1:58:51Speaker 6: sex video they're going to show the kids.
- 1:58:53Speaker 3: We can screen that tonight.
- 1:58:54Speaker 6: Oh really, go to the school in the multipurpose room
- 1:58:57Speaker 6: and see what they're going to start teaching the kids.
- 1:58:59Speaker 3: Are you serious?
- 1:59:00Speaker 6: I'm going.
- 1:59:03Speaker 3: Back? I will, I will. I'm very sure.
- 1:59:06Speaker 1: You know.
- 1:59:06Speaker 3: It's like it's like, oh, you're in fifth grade or
- 1:59:09Speaker 3: fourth grade.
- 1:59:10Speaker 6: And they're doing and we get to see the video
- 1:59:13Speaker 6: that they're gonna Yeah.
- 1:59:14Speaker 5: So tonight the parents get to go to the multi
- 1:59:17Speaker 5: purpose room and see what they're going to be.
- 1:59:19Speaker 3: Showing the kids.
- 1:59:19Speaker 6: I'm very curious.
- 1:59:20Speaker 5: Now, do you have a chance at that point to
- 1:59:22Speaker 5: opt out, like if you don't want your kids seeing
- 1:59:23Speaker 5: But that's lame, I agree, But I'm saying your parents,
- 1:59:27Speaker 5: I'm sure.
- 1:59:27Speaker 6: You do have to sign a permission slip for them
- 1:59:29Speaker 6: to watch it.
- 1:59:30Speaker 3: And what and what do they what do they send
- 1:59:32Speaker 3: the kids to go do if they're not going to
- 1:59:34Speaker 3: the sex head class?
- 1:59:35Speaker 6: A great question. I don't even know if they separate
- 1:59:37Speaker 6: the boys and the girls like they used to do
- 1:59:39Speaker 6: with us, or if they all watch it together.
- 1:59:41Speaker 3: And separate in my class? Really?
- 1:59:43Speaker 7: And also did they update the video because it was
- 1:59:45Speaker 7: mattled from the seventies and there was.
- 1:59:47Speaker 3: So much bush.
- 1:59:48Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's when they I don't think they're going
- 1:59:50Speaker 6: to be showing anybody.
- 1:59:51Speaker 5: Well, that's when we watched the birthing video. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:59:54Speaker 5: we watched the birthing video. I remember the sex said,
- 1:59:57Speaker 5: I don't know, sixth grade.
- 1:59:58Speaker 3: I was a freshman. Yeah, that was high school.
- 2:00:02Speaker 5: We were like it was like middle school, like sixth
- 2:00:04Speaker 5: seventh grade. Okay, that's what I learned what fainting feels like. Yeah,
- 2:00:07Speaker 5: I had almost fain I.
- 2:00:09Speaker 3: Didn't know what it was at the time, but I
- 2:00:10Speaker 3: remember going home like, oh my god. There was the
- 2:00:12Speaker 3: thing that it was crowning.
- 2:00:16Speaker 9: When I was a kid. They had two different ones.
- 2:00:18Speaker 10: There was the one that teaches you about your period
- 2:00:20Speaker 10: and all that kind of stuff. A few years later
- 2:00:23Speaker 10: there was the sex ed one.
- 2:00:24Speaker 3: Yeah, they started talking about like condoms.
- 2:00:27Speaker 6: And oh, I hope they're not doing that.
- 2:00:28Speaker 2: Yeah, Junie, you're going to sit in a room with
- 2:00:29Speaker 2: a bunch of parents watch sex videos.
- 2:00:32Speaker 3: Yes, right in the middle of it, she just start
- 2:00:35Speaker 3: making out this is like teenagers at a movie and
- 2:00:39Speaker 3: just just to get the reaction from the other parents,
- 2:00:41Speaker 3: like this is you guys are getting so turned on
- 2:00:43Speaker 3: by watching.
- 2:00:44Speaker 6: We are new in the neighborhoods that.
- 2:00:46Speaker 3: Morgan for MORECASMS text says, I have a thirteen year old.
- 2:00:54Speaker 3: I can confirm she doesn't hate me, but she is.
- 2:00:56Speaker 5: Dot dot dot not nice. Yeah, they mean they do
- 2:01:00Speaker 5: have kids, they said, how about this?
- 2:01:03Speaker 3: See hey everyone, it's happy, happy story time.
- 2:01:08Speaker 9: What's the what he shot?
- 2:01:10Speaker 3: Oh? Yes, have kids? They say. An eleven year old
- 2:01:14Speaker 3: in Pennsylvania in the news.
- 2:01:16Speaker 5: Maybe you've seen this story for killing his dad. The
- 2:01:20Speaker 5: cops responded to the nine to one one call to fine.
- 2:01:23Speaker 5: The dad had been shot in the head, and when
- 2:01:25Speaker 5: they asked the boy why he did again, eleven years old,
- 2:01:28Speaker 5: why he did this, he said he was mad because
- 2:01:30Speaker 5: his dad told him it was time for bed, and
- 2:01:32Speaker 5: he had taken away his Nintendo switch.
- 2:01:36Speaker 3: Have kids have kids Land?
- 2:01:39Speaker 5: That night, while the dad slept, the kid found the
- 2:01:40Speaker 5: key to the gun safe, opened it up, grabbed his
- 2:01:43Speaker 5: video games and the gun, and then shot his dad
- 2:01:45Speaker 5: while he slept.
- 2:01:47Speaker 3: The dad died of the scene and the son is
- 2:01:49Speaker 3: now being held without fail.
- 2:01:50Speaker 6: So there you go.
- 2:01:53Speaker 5: We were just talking about like we used to do
- 2:01:55Speaker 5: this secondent all the time, happy happy storytime. It's really
- 2:01:57Speaker 5: tragic news just being read of a really happy music.
- 2:02:00Speaker 3: So you can take the edge of kid.
- 2:02:03Speaker 5: By the way, the point of having your guns locked
- 2:02:05Speaker 5: up with the key. Is that the kids don't know
- 2:02:07Speaker 5: where the key is a combination, it will know how to.
- 2:02:11Speaker 3: Get into it. It defeats the purpose. That's so dumb.
- 2:02:16Speaker 3: There's another one. This is the no tragedy here other
- 2:02:20Speaker 3: than there was some food loss.
- 2:02:22Speaker 5: Eighteen year old girl in Florida got into an argument
- 2:02:24Speaker 5: with her mom. The mom had found out that the
- 2:02:26Speaker 5: teenage daughter was drinking earlier in the day. You understandable
- 2:02:30Speaker 5: the mom wouldn't like that, but you know, doing mom stuff.
- 2:02:32Speaker 3: The argument.
- 2:02:33Speaker 5: The argument escalates and things get out of hand. The
- 2:02:35Speaker 5: girl smacks the mom in the face and then she
- 2:02:39Speaker 5: grabs a pork chop that was on the counter and
- 2:02:41Speaker 5: threw it and smoked the mom in the face with
- 2:02:42Speaker 5: the pork chop.
- 2:02:44Speaker 3: Have kids, it's cool? Oh my god. The cops.
- 2:02:49Speaker 5: They were called, and according to the report, the girl
- 2:02:51Speaker 5: refused to cooperate.
- 2:02:52Speaker 3: She just cried and screamed the entire time. Yeah, they
- 2:02:54Speaker 3: do that.
- 2:02:55Speaker 5: She was arrested charge with domestic battery, now making this
- 2:02:57Speaker 5: this second time she has been arrested. And she's eighteen,
- 2:03:01Speaker 5: so arrested twice, she's not even twenty.
- 2:03:03Speaker 3: And she got to go inger.
- 2:03:06Speaker 5: Kids blessings, little blessings, little blessings from heaven.
- 2:03:10Speaker 3: You know, total angels eight seven seven forty four, what
- 2:03:14Speaker 3: text us over to two to nine eight seven. Yeah.
- 2:03:16Speaker 3: When I was a kid, they separated the boys and
- 2:03:17Speaker 3: the girls showed different videos. That's true.
- 2:03:19Speaker 6: Same here.
- 2:03:20Speaker 5: Yeah, we were split up. We weren't sitting there watching
- 2:03:21Speaker 5: it with the chicks. Boys got told about condoms and sex.
- 2:03:25Speaker 5: Girls learned about periods and childbirth from Ariel.
- 2:03:29Speaker 9: I wish we could switch those.
- 2:03:30Speaker 3: Yeah, you had the sex.
- 2:03:34Speaker 4: No.
- 2:03:34Speaker 2: I was in a Monasori school, so it was very
- 2:03:36Speaker 2: What is that It's like hands on learning, no tests,
- 2:03:38Speaker 2: no homework.
- 2:03:39Speaker 3: What do you feel your period should be?
- 2:03:41Speaker 4: Right?
- 2:03:41Speaker 3: Wait?
- 2:03:43Speaker 6: Is it Montessori? Like they're raising like tiny little adults,
- 2:03:46Speaker 6: you know, like how to.
- 2:03:46Speaker 9: Do stuff that's had to balance check book? Thank you?
- 2:03:49Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah right. I wish I would have gone on
- 2:03:51Speaker 3: one of those.
- 2:03:51Speaker 6: Yeah, those are cool.
- 2:03:52Speaker 3: I thought that was like one of those hippie schools.
- 2:03:54Speaker 6: No, it's kind of it.
- 2:03:56Speaker 3: I've heard montosaur, but I had no idea exactly what
- 2:03:59Speaker 3: it was.
- 2:03:59Speaker 2: So stories on life skills Maria Montessori method. Yeah, so
- 2:04:03Speaker 2: we learned math by putting blocks together and stuff. We
- 2:04:05Speaker 2: didn't have any test, no homework, no grades. You learn
- 2:04:08Speaker 2: at your own level as third grade. Yeah, because I
- 2:04:11Speaker 2: was just smart, right.
- 2:04:13Speaker 3: Like a mix of ages, like yeah, you might be.
- 2:04:15Speaker 2: One class is like fifth, sixth, seventh graders. One classroom's
- 2:04:19Speaker 2: eighth grade, ninth, eighth, ninth and tenth graders.
- 2:04:22Speaker 7: How long did you do this for until seventh grade?
- 2:04:25Speaker 3: Wait, there's Montessori High School. I thought it was just
- 2:04:27Speaker 3: for little kids.
- 2:04:27Speaker 9: Oh yeah, they have it. I didn't go to high school,
- 2:04:30Speaker 9: but yeah, you don't go to high school. I went
- 2:04:32Speaker 9: to high school, but story, I went to public school.
- 2:04:35Speaker 5: But you just went right to college out of Montesssori
- 2:04:37Speaker 5: Elementary school letter.
- 2:04:38Speaker 6: What is this letter next to my test? I never
- 2:04:40Speaker 6: had one of those.
- 2:04:41Speaker 9: Well, yeah, no homework, nothing it rules.
- 2:04:43Speaker 3: That's awesome. Wrong, We're done right. There wouldn't be any
- 2:04:48Speaker 3: homework like little kids. It was a great way to
- 2:04:51Speaker 3: no grade.
- 2:04:52Speaker 5: Sounds good, But we all learned, isn't it part of
- 2:04:54Speaker 5: isn't the point of homework to try to teach responsibility
- 2:04:59Speaker 5: and time?
- 2:04:59Speaker 3: Man?
- 2:05:00Speaker 5: That's like that, Like it's just beyond it also reinforcement
- 2:05:03Speaker 5: of what you should have paid attention to and learning
- 2:05:05Speaker 5: class there's plenty of hours. And I wasn't a homework kid,
- 2:05:08Speaker 5: you know it, But I understood the point of it.
- 2:05:11Speaker 12: The point of it was, there's so much wasted time
- 2:05:13Speaker 12: in school, like like as a homeschool kid who, by
- 2:05:16Speaker 12: the way, also skipped a grade and had no problem
- 2:05:18Speaker 12: doing it nice.
- 2:05:20Speaker 3: So your mom just moving forward homeschooled.
- 2:05:22Speaker 12: Our whole schoolwork of the day was maybe two or
- 2:05:25Speaker 12: three hours, because that school itself is a daycare. That's
- 2:05:29Speaker 12: and that's and they pad things out absolutely, and then
- 2:05:32Speaker 12: that throws homework on top of that.
- 2:05:33Speaker 6: You know what's really interesting, I just realized Sea Bass
- 2:05:35Speaker 6: and Tyler were both homeschooled.
- 2:05:37Speaker 2: What yeah, yeah, you talked about that.
- 2:05:40Speaker 3: You don't listen. I don't listen to Yeah. I think
- 2:05:43Speaker 3: I was homeschool all the way to tenth grade. Oh yeah,
- 2:05:46Speaker 3: and your mom you skipped grades too, huh? Actually no,
- 2:05:49Speaker 3: I never skipped a grade.
- 2:05:51Speaker 7: That she did it.
- 2:05:52Speaker 3: She did the right thing. Didn't skip lunch either. This
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- 2:06:37Speaker 5: Like we were getting some some feedback on some things that
- 2:06:40Speaker 5: we had posted on our Instagram.
- 2:06:41Speaker 3: You should find us and follow us on Instagram as well.
- 2:06:44Speaker 3: At the Woody Show, people checking out Bert Kreiser's new
- 2:06:48Speaker 3: show called Free.
- 2:06:49Speaker 5: Bert, which is on Netflix. It's an easy binge watch.
- 2:06:52Speaker 5: It's it's six episodes and they're like half hour, not
- 2:06:55Speaker 5: even half hour, they're like twenty five. Probably it would
- 2:06:58Speaker 5: be a half hour show with the commercials. But it's
- 2:07:01Speaker 5: really well done. It's really funny. And I say this
- 2:07:04Speaker 5: knowing that we could be biased because we're friends with
- 2:07:08Speaker 5: Bert and everything else all biased.
- 2:07:11Speaker 3: Out of the picture. I think it's really funny because
- 2:07:13Speaker 3: it's it's not just like straight like crude humor. It's
- 2:07:18Speaker 3: not like slapstick.
- 2:07:19Speaker 5: Correct, it's a hard r right as far as the
- 2:07:23Speaker 5: content and the language and stuff like that. But at
- 2:07:26Speaker 5: the same time, remember how greg you like the Goldbergs
- 2:07:29Speaker 5: when that happened. I never have, like the Goldbergs had
- 2:07:31Speaker 5: a way like it was. It was funny, but yet
- 2:07:35Speaker 5: there were like these kind of like these like nice,
- 2:07:37Speaker 5: like kind of heartwarming kind of things. And I think
- 2:07:40Speaker 5: about like a real life family dynamic thing. And again
- 2:07:43Speaker 5: maybe because the youngest daughter in the show reminds my
- 2:07:45Speaker 5: wife and I have our daughter and like our kind
- 2:07:47Speaker 5: this kind of it's not this is again exaggerated, but
- 2:07:51Speaker 5: like it's it's more similar to how our house is
- 2:07:55Speaker 5: compared to like the Brady Bunch.
- 2:07:57Speaker 3: Yeah for sure, you know, yeah, because the kids wear
- 2:08:00Speaker 3: and everything. Yeah, and we don't we don't allow that
- 2:08:02Speaker 3: in our house. But I mean, but you swear in
- 2:08:05Speaker 3: front of them? Sure, yes we do. And I think
- 2:08:07Speaker 3: my wife's got a dirtier mouth than I do. Really yeah,
- 2:08:11Speaker 3: absolutely absolutely.
- 2:08:13Speaker 7: Also, I mean, since you watched it, Woody, uh, can
- 2:08:16Speaker 7: you agree that the the woman that's playing Bird's wife,
- 2:08:20Speaker 7: her voice.
- 2:08:21Speaker 5: Sounds exactly like Leanne, like the actual lean Yeah wife.
- 2:08:26Speaker 3: It's insane. So watch it. If you haven't, If you
- 2:08:28Speaker 3: haven't checked that out yet, you close your eyes, you
- 2:08:30Speaker 3: think it's like legit his wife.
- 2:08:32Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a really good cast, so good, so
- 2:08:36Speaker 5: free bird on Netflix. Check that out, and then on
- 2:08:39Speaker 5: our Instagram of course you know, uh Gina's KFC jingle,
- 2:08:44Speaker 5: Oh yeah from when would you say you were in
- 2:08:46Speaker 5: eighth grade?
- 2:08:46Speaker 3: Fourth grade? Fourth grade?
- 2:08:47Speaker 6: It was like ten.
- 2:08:48Speaker 3: Yeah and uh yeah. People people loving it. Here's the
- 2:08:52Speaker 3: after hours voicemail.
- 2:08:55Speaker 4: Up in the six sixth one. Just got down listening
- 2:08:57Speaker 4: to the podcast. I gotta tell you is onto something?
- 2:09:01Speaker 4: That remix by Bonds absolutely amazing. The only thing that's
- 2:09:06Speaker 4: missing is Gina needs to actually sit down and record
- 2:09:11Speaker 4: that hit the notes a little bit better. But I
- 2:09:13Speaker 4: think that you're really onto something, and if KFC turns
- 2:09:16Speaker 4: that away, well there's nothing but the fool. Anyway, great job,
- 2:09:19Speaker 4: love listening to it. It's got a great feat. Love
- 2:09:22Speaker 4: you all, take care.
- 2:09:23Speaker 3: You gonna tell you. Yeah.
- 2:09:25Speaker 5: After I watched it, I found myself like the next hour,
- 2:09:27Speaker 5: so it was like stuck in my head.
- 2:09:29Speaker 3: Nice, that's what we want, And I don't.
- 2:09:31Speaker 5: Think you want to go in the studio and do
- 2:09:33Speaker 5: like a polished version of I think that's kind of
- 2:09:34Speaker 5: part of the appeal.
- 2:09:35Speaker 6: Yeah, part of the charm.
- 2:09:37Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, if you miss.
- 2:09:38Speaker 6: Oh, I like that Kentucky Fried Chicken with that krispy
- 2:09:41Speaker 6: cunchy batter to enjoy with eleven.
- 2:09:44Speaker 3: IRBs and spices and their service is the nicest.
- 2:09:46Speaker 6: So I like that Kentucky Fried Chicken. And who comes
- 2:09:48Speaker 6: with that fisty crunchy batter? Do you enjoyed with eleven
- 2:09:51Speaker 6: herbs and spices and.
- 2:09:52Speaker 9: Their services the nicest?
- 2:09:53Speaker 6: So I like that Kentucky Fried Chicken.
- 2:09:55Speaker 4: Oh.
- 2:09:56Speaker 9: I like that Kentucky Fried Chicken with.
- 2:09:58Speaker 3: That kristy cunchy batter too nice, deep ried Chicken.
- 2:10:09Speaker 5: The actual music and all the effects and everything. Vaughn
- 2:10:12Speaker 5: just killed it on.
- 2:10:13Speaker 12: That backing The voice recognizable was the what is that
- 2:10:17Speaker 12: backing voice?
- 2:10:18Speaker 3: Somebody we know? Like Sam? Sounds like it sounds so much?
- 2:10:20Speaker 10: Does sound a lot like or is it just Gina's
- 2:10:23Speaker 10: again you'd have to produce her.
- 2:10:26Speaker 3: I mean it sounds a little pitchy dog, you know
- 2:10:28Speaker 3: what I'm saying. I'm not sure, but I mean we
- 2:10:30Speaker 3: were talking about the girl who did the doctor Pepper
- 2:10:33Speaker 3: Yeah jingle, and they put.
- 2:10:35Speaker 5: It in their official commercial and then she got a
- 2:10:38Speaker 5: couple of million bucks out of it.
- 2:10:39Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody tag KFC and sod Gina. When she was
- 2:10:45Speaker 3: a kid, she was it for a project or you
- 2:10:47Speaker 3: just came up with this kind of crap I did
- 2:10:49Speaker 3: on in reasons and that.
- 2:10:50Speaker 6: You remembered it is just beyond and that's one of
- 2:10:52Speaker 6: the only things I remember from my childhood.
- 2:10:54Speaker 5: Yeah, and so she she mentioned it, and she just
- 2:10:56Speaker 5: kind of rattled off, and then Vaughn took it and
- 2:10:58Speaker 5: turned it into that, right, that masterpiece.
- 2:11:02Speaker 3: Nice work, sensitivity for a politically correct world. The wood Show,
- 2:11:07Speaker 3: I don't care about your feelings. Monday in the books,
- 2:11:12Speaker 3: tie the wrap up and get the hell out of here, everybody.
- 2:11:14Speaker 5: Hell yeah, Monday podcast waiting for you. Just go to
- 2:11:17Speaker 5: the woodieshow dot com. Get caught up with whatever you
- 2:11:20Speaker 5: missed on the show today back tomorrow.
- 2:11:23Speaker 3: Anthony got forced between now and then. You can leave
- 2:11:25Speaker 3: on the after hours voicemail that numbers eight seven, seven
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- 2:11:34Speaker 3: until we meet again, right, Greg Gory parting words to
- 2:11:37Speaker 3: wisdom please. Yeah. Not every battle is worth fighting, especially
- 2:11:41Speaker 3: online against somebody named Frank Underscore nineteen eighty seven. Not
- 2:11:46Speaker 3: worth it. Yeah, it's like this is who you're battling. Yeah,
- 2:11:51Speaker 3: this guy is Did you look at the rest of
- 2:11:54Speaker 3: his posts? We'll be here. Give it some thought.
- 2:11:56Speaker 5: Yeah, before you decide to engage in battle, do like
- 2:11:59Speaker 5: a little reconnaissance. Just click through some of the other
- 2:12:01Speaker 5: posts and stuff. See what this guy is all about,
- 2:12:04Speaker 5: you know, right? All right, thank you very much, great Gory,
- 2:12:08Speaker 5: Thank you so much for giving the Woodie Show.
- 2:12:09Speaker 3: Some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd
- 2:12:11Speaker 3: love it, appreciate you for that. The rest of you
- 2:12:13Speaker 3: guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Tuesday.
- 2:12:16Speaker 3: Have a great day. S MD doblem I quit this bitch.