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Seacrest Jokes This Is What He'd Put on His Tombstone · On Air with Ryan Seacrest

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Thought about you guys over the weekend, Well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Well, what what would you put on your tombstone?
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  Speaker 1: And that's why you guys popped into my head. You
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  Speaker 1: think about death and then you think about us. Well
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  Speaker 1: not really, I was thinking about which one of you
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  Speaker 1: would give my eulogy. So let me back up. Over
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  Speaker 1: the weekend, somebody's said to me, you are playfully impatient,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought, you know what, that is great for
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  Speaker 1: my tombstone. It's not every day you hear the perfect
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  Speaker 1: two words, you know, playfully impatient. He was a good guy,
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  Speaker 1: perfect for the tombstone.
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  Speaker 2: Why do you have to take it to the tombstone?
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  Speaker 2: Why can't it be like for your dating app?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I guess that didn't cross my mind because I
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  Speaker 1: don't have a dating app, but I will inevitably have
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  Speaker 1: a tombstone.
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  Speaker 2: It could be like your Instagram bio, Like that's cute,
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  Speaker 2: too cheek, So you.
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  Speaker 1: Think that would be Really that's a good marketing, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: gtefully impatient.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't hate. It's not given. It's not marketed.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Tony, you hit the nail on the head. Impatience
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  Speaker 1: has had a bad marketing campaign, Yes, because It's really
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  Speaker 1: about diligence. Impatience is diligent. Impatience is prepared. Impatience is
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  Speaker 1: impatience is punctual.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and the perception that we've been given, that we've
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  Speaker 2: been fed for many, many years is impatient is the
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  Speaker 2: opposite of all.
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