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Sitcom Love · We Talk Back

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  Speaker 1: Talk to them.
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  Speaker 2: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who
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  Speaker 2: talk back.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? Thank you for tuning in for a
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  Speaker 1: new episode of We Talk Back, a show dedicated to
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  Speaker 1: you niggas and these hoes. It's your co-host, AJ Holiday.
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  Speaker 1: What's up, team? Hey, y'all. Hey, AJ. What you drinking, bitch?
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  Speaker 1: This is not lean. It's not. I'm missing some cough syrup.
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  Speaker 1: I love y'all. I love y'all. Thank y'all for tuning in.
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  Speaker 1: How was your weekend? I didn't do much. Shit. Same shit.
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  Speaker 1: What'd you do? I did do, I guess, a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of Valentine dinner on Sunday. A little bit of dinner. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because we in Atlanta, right? So Valentine's is today we're recording, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Is it? Yeah. So I did do dinner on Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: What did you do? I didn't do shit. Dinner and dick.
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  Speaker 1: You got dick? Yes. I be getting dick, bitch. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know about you. I didn't get no dick and
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get no dinner, actually.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of drove here and I was running around
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  Speaker 2: trying to find something.
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  Speaker 1: To wear because we're filming, you guys. So I didn't do... Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I hung out with Takiyah. So we went to Esco.
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  Speaker 2: That's a little cool little spot.
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  Speaker 1: And we had... 2 Chainz was there. His wife was there.
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  Speaker 2: They were kicking it.
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  Speaker 1: It was R & B. I love them. I love
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  Speaker 1: 2 Chainz. He's such a man. Yeah, so it was
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  Speaker 1: a cool time. And yeah, that was it.
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  Speaker 2: So we could be here bright and early. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: do too much.
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  Speaker 1: You got a dick last night? No, Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: It's Monday, ain't it?
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  Speaker 1: Today is Tuesday. Shame. It's Valentine's Day. Okay, I ain't...
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  Speaker 1: So Monday. We could at least wore pink. Bitches, we
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  Speaker 1: sad on Valentine's Day. I wore black on purpose because
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no valentine. What's your best and worst valentines?
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  Speaker 1: I have really not had any bad ones. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you want to consider the ones you got
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  Speaker 1: to be by yourself kind of bad, but... No, I
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  Speaker 1: had a bad one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to start with the bad one, then
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to end with the best one.
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  Speaker 1: All right. We family, and I'm sharing with y'all. So.
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  Speaker 2: It was this guy I was seeing. We had only
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  Speaker 2: been seeing each other like maybe a couple months or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: And we talked about Valentine's and he was like, I
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  Speaker 2: don't believe in Valentine's.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. And I was like, well, I do.
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  Speaker 2: So if I don't spend it with you, I'll probably
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  Speaker 2: be with somebody, right? So like the day before Valentine's,
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  Speaker 2: he was like, what you doing tomorrow? I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't have plans yet. He was like, I want
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  Speaker 2: to see you. I want to, once you come over,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna make you dinner. I'm gonna do some nice things.
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  Speaker 2: All right. I was like, okay, cool. I was all
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  Speaker 2: the way in Columbia, South Carolina. And I drove back
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  Speaker 2: to Charlotte to have this Valentine experience, even though I
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  Speaker 2: still had to work the next day in Columbia.
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  Speaker 1: So I was doing a lot.
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  Speaker 2: Of back and forth to make this experience happen for me.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just get that together. All right. So I get
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  Speaker 2: to his house and he got Brian McKnight playing and shit.
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  Speaker 2: And he got like a, what's that? Nothing Bundt cakes.
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  Speaker 1: He got like one of those and he.
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  Speaker 2: Got some flowers and he's in there making steak and
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  Speaker 2: all like, you know, so it's all good.
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  Speaker 1: Like everything is good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, this is nice. He poured me a
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  Speaker 2: glass of wine. We're having a good conversation. All right.
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  Speaker 1: So I had lied to him about my age, but
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  Speaker 1: I've been trans-aged for a long time, right? Wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: So we were having a conversation.
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  Speaker 2: I had forgot, like, I told him when we first met,
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  Speaker 2: and we were having a conversation. He was like, did
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  Speaker 2: you ever lie to me about anything? And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever lied to you about anything.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, I might have told you
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  Speaker 2: I was two years younger than I really am. All right,
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  Speaker 2: hold on.
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  Speaker 1: Let me go back.
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  Speaker 2: This is after we done ate the steak and I
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  Speaker 2: done gave him some head.
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  Speaker 1: We done did it and all this shit. Now he
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  Speaker 1: was like, did you ever lie to me about anything?
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  Speaker 1: Why the fuck people want to have serious conversations after
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  Speaker 1: sex like that? You killing the moment.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think I ever lied to you. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: I think when we met, I might have told you
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  Speaker 2: I was such and such age, but I'm really this age,
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  Speaker 2: but it's like a year and a half older, two
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  Speaker 2: years older than what I am.
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  Speaker 1: He was like, you lied to me. I can't believe
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  Speaker 1: you need to leave. What? I need to leave? It's
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  Speaker 1: pouring down rain, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucking pouring down rain.
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  Speaker 1: This nigga made me leave his house.
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  Speaker 2: Earlier, I felt like he was trying to find a
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  Speaker 2: reason to go because he was like, I need to
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  Speaker 2: go get my homeboy.
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  Speaker 1: He need a ride real quick.
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  Speaker 2: He was trying to go to another bitch house. It
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  Speaker 2: was very evident that he had planned two Valentines for
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  Speaker 2: two different people. And when I stopped, like, oh, you're
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  Speaker 2: not going to get nobody.
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  Speaker 1: Send him an Uber. If he need to go, if
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  Speaker 1: he need a ride, send him an Uber.
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  Speaker 2: I was shutting everything down. So he had to try
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  Speaker 2: to find a way to.
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  Speaker 1: Pick a fight. And he was like, did you ever
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  Speaker 1: lie about anything?
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  Speaker 2: He was just waiting on me to have something I
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  Speaker 2: lied about so he could be so appalled.
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  Speaker 1: And put me out his fucking house in the rain.
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  Speaker 1: And I drove home in the rain like... Bitch can't
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  Speaker 1: even breathe. I can't breathe. I wanted to kill that nigga.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to kill him. That was my worst Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 1: By far. That's sad. Yeah, ain't that sad? I wonder
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  Speaker 1: if he Googled like how to get rid of a
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  Speaker 1: bitch on Valentine's Day. How did he even come up
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  Speaker 1: with that? He just was coming. He's a professional. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He a fucking professional.
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  Speaker 2: Still to this day, he try to like, give me
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  Speaker 2: another chance. No, nigga, you put me out on Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 1: In the rain. In the rain.
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  Speaker 2: Over a little white lie that I told you the
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  Speaker 2: first day we met.
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  Speaker 1: That was a white lie, right? Very traceable. Yeah. It's
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  Speaker 1: not that deep. And you made it a big deal. Ugh.
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  Speaker 2: So fuck that nigga. And then my best Valentine's. My
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  Speaker 2: best Valentine, my ex-boyfriend. One, he took me on a
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  Speaker 2: helicopter ride over the ocean, like a sunset champagne helicopter ride.
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  Speaker 2: Then we went to paint, like, you know how like
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  Speaker 2: a painting set?
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  Speaker 1: We went and did that.
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  Speaker 2: And then the next day, we stayed in the hotel
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  Speaker 2: room that night. And he had me pack for five days.
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  Speaker 2: He said, just pack.
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  Speaker 1: I never had no shit like that. I got to
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  Speaker 1: get my Valentines up.
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  Speaker 2: I was living in Europe at the time. We both
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  Speaker 2: were living in Europe. So he flew me home. I
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  Speaker 2: was so homesick. And he flew me home to see
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  Speaker 2: my mama.
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  Speaker 1: The next day.
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  Speaker 2: And we also went and saw Lion King, the Broadway show.
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  Speaker 1: He pulled out all the stops. I fucked him on
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  Speaker 1: the plane. It was like a red eye.
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  Speaker 2: It was a red eye back from England and London
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  Speaker 2: and New York. And it was like empty.
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  Speaker 1: And I fucked him right on that plane. I did.
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  Speaker 2: Cause that was the dopest Valentine's cause I was.
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  Speaker 1: So home shit. That's guaranteed pussy. Yeah. That was my
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  Speaker 1: best Valentine. That's nice. What about you? Just basic shit. Dinner, dick.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Same thing you did Sunday. Bitch, a nigga
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  Speaker 1: ain't never flew me on a goddamn helicopter over the ocean.
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  Speaker 1: Never happened. Look, it's on my bucket list, so I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to add it on there. That's the type of
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  Speaker 1: Valentine's I need next year. Yeah. So hopefully I have
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  Speaker 1: a whole boyfriend or husband by next Valentine's.
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  Speaker 2: If we don't, we can just rip. We can pay
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  Speaker 2: for it. A helicopter and get on there and drink.
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  Speaker 1: We might get to do that shit today. In between time.
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  Speaker 1: In the meantime. Right.
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  Speaker 2: We don't have to wait until Valentine's. We can go
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  Speaker 2: down to Miami. They got helicopters.
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  Speaker 1: We can... Right over the ocean. I ain't fucking you
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  Speaker 1: on the flight, though. But you know what?
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  Speaker 2: It's still early. It's Valentine's. You never know what might
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  Speaker 2: happen with you tonight.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, my suggestion for any man in a
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  Speaker 1: relationship today, stop acting like Valentine's Day does not matter.
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  Speaker 1: It matters to women. It also matters to men, too.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Imagine you liking a woman.
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  Speaker 1: And they just ghost your ass on today. Right. That's bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's going to be a problem.
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  Speaker 2: And women, stop thinking fucking and sucking dick is a
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  Speaker 2: Valentine's Day gift from God.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, get that man something. Or a trinket. You know,
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  Speaker 1: real gold diggers trick first anyway. Right. Get him a
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  Speaker 1: small little trinket. Something. Some socks, some drawers. Like anything
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  Speaker 1: he said that he liked. A little video game that
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  Speaker 1: he wanted or some shit. And then pussy. Pussy.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And then pussy. The same old pussy you been bringing
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  Speaker 1: every day. I'm sorry. I mean, you know, like, it's
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  Speaker 1: not a gift. Oh, did you see that post that
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: somebody posted? It was like, I'm sorry to break the
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  Speaker 1: news to y'all, but all pussy feel the same. And
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, that's not true. Somebody misspelled booty hole.
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  Speaker 1: Because first of all, it's different. Yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: That doesn't make sense at all. Could you could ever
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  Speaker 2: feel the same? Because some are tighter, some are older,
• 8:38
  Speaker 2: some are newer, some are, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Some dry. Right. Drier, wetter.
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  Speaker 2: Like, there's no way.
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  Speaker 1: Just shaped different on the inside. That sounds like somebody
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  Speaker 1: who ain't had a lot of pussy. Or none at all. Yeah.
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: That sounds like, yes. Incel. Incel. It's giving incel. I
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  Speaker 1: just saw a little inch finger. Yeah. It sounds like
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  Speaker 1: somebody who can't feel the pussy.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you got like a micro penis, then all of
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  Speaker 2: them probably feel the same.
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: Not even a micro, but if you only can get
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: to the front of the vagina, that's probably, it.
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  Speaker 2: Feels the same. Yeah, because it's just the top of
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  Speaker 2: the hole. Everybody got a top of the hole.
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  Speaker 1: Men are ignorant, man. Okay, well, that's Valentine's Day, guys.
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  Speaker 1: That's all we got. We ain't got no love advice.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we're happy if you're in love. It's a
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  Speaker 1: special day. Strap up. Or not. Make a baby. Strap up. Girl,
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  Speaker 1: we about to be in a goddamn... Oh, that's how
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: you make a Scorpio, right? We about to have a war,
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: maybe an apocalyptic type shit about to happen. Do not
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  Speaker 1: get pregnant today. Why not?
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: We need kids to keep the earth going. Nah, dawg.
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  Speaker 1: Wait till next year. Wait till after 2025.
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: This is my first time that I would advise you
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  Speaker 2: to have sex raw. That's usually what you say.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever, bitch. Listen, let me tell you. It's kind of
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  Speaker 1: hard trying to run with a gun and a book
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  Speaker 1: bag and a baby.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to be fine, okay? There's not going to
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  Speaker 2: be any apocalypse.
• 9:58
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: We're talking about Valentine's. This bitch talking about apocalypse.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because y'all people need to remember that real shit's
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  Speaker 1: still going on. Yeah. Don't ever get comfortable.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but still today, can we just, can it be
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  Speaker 2: about love today just for one day?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I love today. That's why I love them all.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Yeah, that's it. That's all we got on
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  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. Thank y'all. We'll be right back.
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: All right, so let's get into Super Internet News.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. So what we got going on? So this past
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  Speaker 1: weekend was the Super Bowl. Yes. Oh, Super Bowl Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I did Sunday. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: I forgot about that shit.
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  Speaker 1: So the Eagles and whatever the fuck that team who won.
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  Speaker 1: They opened up for Rihanna. They opened up for Rihanna.
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  Speaker 2: And from what I understand, because I wasn't paying attention,
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  Speaker 2: it looked like it was a good game up until
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  Speaker 2: the end.
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  Speaker 1: It was not a good game. The Eagles threw the game,
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: as far as I'm concerned. Them niggas was dropping the ball,
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  Speaker 1: all type of dumb shit. There was a lot of
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  Speaker 1: pressure on those guys. I bet somebody $ 100 on that game.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who. I forgot. You bet against the Eagles?
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Or you bet for the Eagles? Yeah, I bet for
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: the Eagles. Oh, damn. I just knew they was going
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  Speaker 1: to win. You paid? No. You gonna pay? If the
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  Speaker 1: person say, bitch, you bet me, yeah, I'll pay them
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: their money. Other than that, no. I'm not paying their ass.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you why I thought the Eagles was
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  Speaker 1: gonna win. So my ex-boyfriend is getting out of prison
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  Speaker 1: in like a week or two. who's been in prison
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  Speaker 1: for nine years. And he got Eagles tatted on his,
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  Speaker 1: that's his favorite team. So I just knew they was
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  Speaker 1: going to win. Because the nigga coming home from jail?
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  Speaker 1: That's not good enough. It would have been good to
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  Speaker 1: boost his morale coming back into, you know, into the
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  Speaker 1: real world.
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  Speaker 2: Well, how do you feel about Rihanna?
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: I love Rihanna. As soon as she hit the fucking stage,
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: I said, that bitch pregnant again. Yeah, me too. I
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  Speaker 1: love it. I mean, I'm happy for her. And she
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: showed up like, whatever, doing her little two-step, barely dancing. Like,
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: y'all niggas, this all y'all gonna get. This all y'all
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: gonna get. And be happy.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like A $ AP was dancing harder on the
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: ground than Rihanna was.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: He was sharing his woman on.
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: But she was up in the air on the platform,
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: floating and shit.
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  Speaker 1: I was scared.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't see no harnesses or nothing on her.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: I was scared as hell for her. Like, bitch, what?
• 12:11
  Speaker 1: Beyonce does that at concerts all the time. Why she
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: didn't bring nobody out, though?
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  Speaker 2: I feel like if you can't dance, maybe you should
• 12:15
  Speaker 2: bring out somebody that can dance.
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  Speaker 1: But she's enough. What is she? Rihanna is enough. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I love, don't get me wrong, I am a fan. Rihanna,
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  Speaker 1: Navy or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm in the Navy, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: a big fan. But I just don't feel.
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  Speaker 1: Like she gave what needed to be given for a
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl. She's pregnant. She showed up pregnant. You know,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: Cardi B kind of started that whole thing. Like, stop
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: putting your life on hold. Do this shit. Have your babies.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: You can still do this.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: But Cardi B was humping the ground pregnant and all
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: kind of shit.
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  Speaker 1: Rihanna has a little more class. Is that what it is?
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: Because I've seen Rihanna titties a couple times on different
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: outfits and stuff like that. It's a matter of class.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: I don't think it was class.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do a Riri. I loved her performance. I loved
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  Speaker 1: the little baby bump. I loved the baby bump. The
• 13:10
  Speaker 1: performance was....
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: I love the songs. It was nice to hear the
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: songs again.
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  Speaker 1: Bitch better have my money.
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  Speaker 2: That was where we can go with that. And we're
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  Speaker 2: going to leave that right there.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: All right, y'all. So y'all know for Black History Month,
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: we try to do like, you know, a baddie who
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  Speaker 1: talks back. And speaking of the Super Bowl, did y'all
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: see Cheryl Lee Ralph? Yes. Okay. She was so fine.
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  Speaker 1: Looks so good. Black people are fucking beautiful. Aren't we?
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: That's what I do know.
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  Speaker 2: She looks so good and she sounded good too.
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  Speaker 1: Yes. And I knew she was talented, but I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know she could also sing. I didn't know she could
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  Speaker 1: sing either. I always known her as an actress. Actress, right.
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: But I guess that's about right because she played in Dreamgirls.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: So just to give a little background on Shirley Ralph,
• 13:58
  Speaker 1: she was born in 1956, December 30th. She's an actress
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: and singer. Now that I know, she's a singer too.
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  Speaker 1: She made her screen debut in the 1977 comedy film
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  Speaker 1: A Piece of Action before landing the role as Dina
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  Speaker 1: Jones in the Broadway musical Dreamgirls. That was in 1981,
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  Speaker 1: for which she received a Tony Award for. Damn, I
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: didn't know she had a Tony. So she received the
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: Tony Award for Best Actress in a Musical Nomination. She
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: currently stars as Barbara Howard on the ABC mockumentary Sitcom,
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Abbott Elementary. I love that show. Do you watch it? No. No,
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: I be watching TV for real. It's good. It's funny.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I'm about to catch up on it. Yeah. For which
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  Speaker 1: she won Outstanding Supporting Actress in Comedy Series at the
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: 74th Primetime Emmy Awards. Okay. So this week's Batty Who
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Talks Back goes to Cheryl Lee Ralph because she was
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: cutting up at the Super Bowl is Sunday. And she's
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: so talented. So we salute you, girl. And she looks
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: so good. Yeah. All right. So you got this pastor
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: talking crazy about Beyonce and not wanting her congregation to
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: attend any Beyonce concerts.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: So Tiffany Montgomery said she got saved in 2015 because
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: she used to go to Beyonce and Jay-Z concerts back
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: before she got saved. Now she's a pastor and she
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: wants to influence everyone to not endorse Beyonce or Jay-Z.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: And she says that they witches or something like that, right?
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what she said. And I kind of, a
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: little bit. There's nothing wrong with being a witch, first
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: of all. Y'all know I'm a self-proclaimed one. When you
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: say that, what does that mean? I use the Earth's
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: elements to bend shit to my will. I don't fuck
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: with people, though. I think when people try to get
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: into witchcraft, the first thing women want to do is
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: put a spell on a nigga to make him like them. Yeah,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: remember the time I called you and asked you to
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: give me a spell? You don't want that because you're
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: going to have to file a restraining order on a nigga. Yes.
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that you didn't do that because- You can't
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: take away people's free will. So that's the one thing
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I may not agree with using witchcraft for shit, but
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: I do believe that they on some shit, the Knowles family, right?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: But for the church to be talking shit? This is
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: one of our first filming. This bitch going to get
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: us canceled early. Why? I'm with it. I'm down to
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: just don't fuck with people, right? But I don't think
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: the church has any room to talk. Like, y'all literally
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: be in there drinking and eating the blood of Christ
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: on Sundays. That sound like witchcraft to me. First Sunday. Whatever.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: That sound like a ritual to me. To me, as
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: somebody who practices, that sounds like a ritual. Okay.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: So you feel like I'm confused.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: The church should not be talking about Beyonce. That's what
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I feel like. Okay. Well, you know what?
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: I don't think it was the church. It was just
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: that one lady. I haven't seen a lot of.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Well, this lady's church.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: I think Michelle came to her defense. You know what
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I'm saying? Because Michelle is like a very Christian woman.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: And she definitely came to her defense. She clapped back saying, bitch.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Don't make me run up on you. Wait, who was
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: that yelling like that? That was Michelle? No, that's the pastor. Anyway,
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: I like Beyonce. I like Beyonce. I don't know about Jay-Z,
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: but I do like Beyonce. I feel like, I don't know,
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: maybe she's being held under duress. I don't know.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Now, I will say that these concert tickets is out
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: of control. I'm not going to go.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't go look, did you?
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to go because I can't afford them tickets.
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: Not because this pastor told me not to go.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I haven't looked. How much is the cheapest ticket? Floor seats.
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Somebody was like, oh, I got two floor tickets if
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: you want them. It was $ 3, 000 a piece.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: I looked online. The nosebleeds was like $ 500.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: So now when I did go to Tina Knowles' nonprofit
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: in LA last year, they were auctioning off tickets for
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Beyonce concert. How much did they go for? $ 50, 000. Two
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: bitches bought those tickets. Kendra G was one of them.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, she got.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. She bought those tickets. Uh-uh.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Get somebody else to do it. I ain't got that
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: kind of money to invest in a concert.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: It just doesn't seem right.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: $ 3, 000 to sit on the floor? Yeah, that's wild. I
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: went to see Beyonce in Raleigh. We know her target market.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: It was like 2018 or something like that. I paid
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: $ 300 for floor tickets.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I saw Beyonce in 2008. My ticket was like $ 150.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: But here's the thing.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: They're doing something with these tickets, like Ticketmaster, and there
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: should be some kind of law about raising the prices
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: on these tickets. Because I don't even think it's really
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Beyonce Tickets that is that much. I think it's the resellers.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, people bought them when they hit the market. Right.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Just like the sneakers. Right. And then they resell them
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: for more.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I feel like in other countries they have laws against
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: that happening. But here in the States, you're just getting
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: fucked over every chance they get.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: That's all we have? No, the lightning. Oh, okay. All right,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: so look, moving right along. So earlier this week, a
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: flash storm struck the big ass Christ that they have
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. And now the internet is
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: in a frenzy. I know Will Smith posted it, but
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: this is not an uncommon event for like, it's a
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: big ass statue. On a mountain. Yes. Real high in
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: the sky. 98 feet tall. Yeah. Yeah. So why would
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: it not get striked by lightning?
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: But, all right, so that shit got struck by lightning.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: And we've been shooting unidentified flying objects out of the
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: sky all over the United States and Canada.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, and- There's some shit going on right now. The
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Georgia Guidestones. I don't know if anybody, you ever heard
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: of Georgia Guidestones? Mm-mm. So last summer, that shit got
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: struck by lightning. Well, you can't tell what struck it
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: on video. Mm-mm. You see they have a video where
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: a car is speeding away from it. It looked like
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: lightning strikes to me. And these are three stone hinges.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: And on the stone hinges, it tells you how to
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: maintain humanity. And this is sitting in the middle of
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: a small town in Georgia. And that shit got blown
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: up last summer. And now you got the aliens flying around, right? Supposedly.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: She getting different 2023, but I won't be surprised by nothing.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Bitch, let me tell you, I packed all my bullets
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: in my car, both my pistols, just in case. Just
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: in case you got to shoot some aliens? If it
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: turned into like The Walking Dead, because you know in
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: The Walking Dead that shit started in Atlanta at the CDC. Oh,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: it did start in Atlanta. But here's the thing. Bitch,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: you won't get me stuck. I'm a survivalist. I feel
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: like you can shoot them, like with your regular bullet. What,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: the aliens or the... The aliens. They probably got some
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: type of suit.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: I feel like head shots going to do it. I'm
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: sure they have done their research on us down here.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: And they know that we like to shoot each other
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: up and shit like that.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: So they prepared.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Y'all keep on playing out here if y'all want to.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man. One thing I know, I'm going
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: to live to tell a story. That's all the fuck
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: I know that's right, girl.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: All right, y'all. We're going to take a break right quick.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: And when we come back, we want to get into...
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Some fun stuff. Lighthearted. Yeah.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: We're going to talk sitcoms and love.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back. Okay, so guys, we're back. And
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I wanted to.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Talk with AJ about black sitcoms and black sitcom love.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Not just sitcoms, movies too.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: So we made a list of all our favorite black couples.
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: And we just want to talk about a few things
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: that we love about them and that we hate about
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: them and those things like that. So I made I
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: compiled a list of questions to ask AJ and we
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: can talk about it and then y'all can talk about.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: It at home, too.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: OK, so first, which couple was the best parents out
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: of all your black couple sitcoms and movies? Who do
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: you feel like was the best parent?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Okay, I think it would be a tie between Uncle
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Phil in our view and the Huxtables, of course. That
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: would be mine. The Huxtables. I feel like every episode
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: came with a life lesson, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like, there
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: was a lot of people, parents that didn't have parents.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Uncle Phil, too. J. Cole definitely said Uncle Phil. Oh, yeah,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Uncle Phil. Yeah. But Uncle Phil, like, the way that,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: you know, that was a little bit unrealistic for most
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: black people, I guess. Why? Their households. Oh, because it
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: was rich? Yes. Yeah. But they definitely, you know, had
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: a lot of shit you can learn from in the
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: TV shows. Especially the episode when Will was like, you
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: know my daddy don't love me. That was my favorite episode.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: That's sad, man.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was sad, but it was a lot of
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: black kids that could relate to that shit, right?
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: But we ain't going to never see them cry about it.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: They just keep blaming their mama about it. Sometimes it's
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: mama's fault, though. No, bitch. It's never mama's fault. She
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: did her best. You know you can't hold black women
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: accountable for shit. She paid that nigga. All right.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Which couple would you want to be like?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Uh... Which couple? I'm looking at it. We're on a list.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I like Martin and Gina relationship. Martin and Gina? They
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: can trip out together.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: But it didn't seem like they was doing a whole
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: lot of good fucking. They just was funny together.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: Remember she had her head stuck in the fucking bed? Yeah.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: That's some fucking, all right. I would say... I don't know.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: Who would I want to be like?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Did you Georgia Wheezy Miss Lorraine? No, because George Jefferson
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: was toxic as fuck. That's what I'm pulling for toxic.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: But I would say I probably would want to be
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: like Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv. Rich and healed and happy.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: No? I guess. Which one? Which Aunt Viv? The first one?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Black Aunt Viv. Both Aunt Black. Darcy and Aunt Viv. Okay,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I could not be Aunt Viv because I'm not marrying
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: a nigga that big. Okay, I'm sorry.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: So if you had a rich man who loved you
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: to death and do.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Anything for you. No. You wouldn't marry him because he fat.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: You don't have to take care of that nigga. Feed
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: him some of them little rice cakes you be carrying around. Bye. Cheap.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: About 60, 70 years old. You're going to be having
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: to take care of him because he did not make
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: healthy life decisions.
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: You can make healthy life decisions and still not be
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: healthy by the time you're 60, 70 years old.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Right? But the chances of you being unhealthy and needing
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: someone to take care of you because now you have
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: done what the fuck you wanted to do your whole life, right?
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Made all these unhealthy decisions. Now I got to pay
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: for them. I see that in real life. So who
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: you pick? If you don't want no fat nigga, who
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: you pick? I didn't say I want to... Okay, I
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: don't want an unhealthy nigga. I'll say that. Let me not.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Body shame, Uncle Phil. I'm not body shaming him. Plus size, man. No,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I still want to go with Martin and Gina. Okay,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: so that would be your go-to couple.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: That was cool, but I don't think I would have chosen. Okay,
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: which couple was the funniest? Definitely Martin and Gina.
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Sometimes Gina got funny and like, maybe, I don't know, maybe.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: It was Martin that made it funny, you know?
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Right. She was just like the- Martin and goddamn Pam
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: were funny. Yeah, but they weren't a couple. You can't-
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: They probably wanted to fuck. In real life- They might
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: have did. In real life, they would have done fucked.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Martin would have smashed Pam in real life. Because
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: that was something like on the playground, hitting a girl
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: because you liked them. Their chemistry.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: I could see that, but- They don't count because they're
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: not a couple.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: So who you pick? I pick them as the funniest.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: The funniest together? Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I agree.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Which couple would do the best fucking? Like, we didn't
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: watch all these couples fuck, but in your imagination, who
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: was fucking the best? While you thinking, I'm going to
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: give you mine. I really think Florida Evans and James
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Evans was doing.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: The best fucking. Nice, greasy fucking. Poor fucking. Sweating. Poor. Noisy.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: All we got is love fucking. I agree. Damn, this
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: shit in the wing. Damn, damn, damn, James. That wasn't
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: just about him getting gone. She was going to miss
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: that dick.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: They probably had the best sex life. And they seem
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: the happiest a lot of times. You know what I'm saying? No,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: they seem the most miserable all the time. You think so?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I think, well, maybe by the end.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: For real, like every episode was like hardship.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: But they had a lot of love. There you go.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: So maybe I'm confusing, conflating happiness with love. But is
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: that not the same thing? Not oftentimes.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: You can have a lot of love and not be
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: like happy with your situation.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, but love makes the situation easier. No? I'm
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: sure it.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: Would, but I don't think they was completely happy.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: I know they wasn't happy with them fucking kids, but together,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: them as a couple, minus the kids, I feel like
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: they were happy with each other.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: No, because they had financial struggles that they were always
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: arguing about.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: You don't think so? I got to rewatch. But you
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: watch way more TV than me. Yeah, I do.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: I love me a good black sitcom. Okay, which couple
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: was the most toxic?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Who you got?
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: I would say, first of.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: All, I would say the most toxic was.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: Sherman Hensley. What's his name on the show? From, not
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: good times, but the Jeffersons. Sherman Hensley, George. Oh, George
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: and Wheezy. George was toxic as fuck.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: That nigga was a narc. He was a... Mel Chauvinist.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Mel Chauvinist Pig is what he was.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: And that show would never fly in today's society. He
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: couldn't be like that and be okay. They be like,
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: why is this nigga always talking shit to Weezy like that?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: And how he did, what was the maid name?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Girl, I don't know. What was the maid name? Y'all know? Anybody? Florence.
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Florence.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: How he used to talk to Florence?
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: He was real disrespectful to Florence. But then she was
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: in there not doing shit, so.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: and Issa Rae and Lawrence like I only caught like
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: a few episodes of that that would be a more
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: modern day well I don't feel like that was toxic
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: towards each other it would be a more modern day
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: like back and forth no commitment trying to figure out
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: are we together are we not together like that's what
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: we deal with now like that little gray area when
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: you start fucking with somebody and they still fucking with
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: somebody and Like... Listen, Monica and Quincy. Ooh, bitch. Monica
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: and Quincy, they were toxic. Like, you think about it.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: That movie was supposed to be such a sweet, loving story.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: It's really not. He did Monica so fucking dirty.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Like, he dumped Monica because she couldn't... Play basketball. No,
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: she couldn't play basketball because she wouldn't be there for
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: him right when he needed him to talk to her.
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Like, she had a fucking game. She had a curfew. Like, why?
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: And he dumped her because of that shit. And then
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: got with fucking Tyra Banks' ass.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: And then she... Imagine being.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Playing a nigga for his heart in the middle of
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: the night.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Like... In the driveway. And he playing hard, too. That
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: nigga trying to beat your ass. Imagine knocking on a
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: nigga window in the middle of the night. I want
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: to just start fighting. Play me for your heart. The fuck?
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: And then he really came out there and played her.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: Like, that was definitely very toxic. I wouldn't call it toxic.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Who else? Melanie and Derwin. That shit was dumb, Thompson.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: What show was that on? That was like... What show was...
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Or what movie was that on? That's The Game. Oh,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I definitely didn't watch that, Tam. Really? No. Oh, that's
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: so good. You should go back and see it. I
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: know some... Okay, so I know the storylines on a
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: lot of shows, but to say I watched some shit
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: from top to bottom, no. Med school? No? No. Girl,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: you need to go back and see that. It's really good. Okay.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: So now what happened?
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: They were definitely toxic.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Derwin had an outside baby.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I guess they were kind of split
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: when she had the baby, but she was like- But
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: still fucking. Wiving the baby to see if the.
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: Baby was his.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: That's not about right.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: Trying to get pregnant with turkey basters and all kinds.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Of crazy shit. Because he was a football player, right? Yeah. Okay.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I remember.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: He played for the- I don't know who the fuck
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: he played for, but they was real toxic.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Which couple would you want to see more of? If
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: you could pick a couple from any show, which one
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: would you like a new reboot?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I would love for, again, Martin and Gina to be rebooted.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Me too. I know that would never happen, but I
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: would love to see a reboot of that. But could
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: you imagine them, like, how the show would be at 50, though?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Not fun, because did you see the reunion on, I
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: think it was on HBO Max? Excuse me, no. On
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: the reunion, Martin looked clearly uncomfortable, like, why am I here?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Gina was, like, talking a whole lot. She's, I don't know.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck is up with her. Pam, fine,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: it flies, fuck. Per usual. As always.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think they could have the same on-air chemistry that.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: They had 20, 30 years ago. Yeah, because they older. So, like,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: if we can get a TV show similar- To Martin.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: That would be great. That would be great.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I would want to see Issa, Ray, and Lawrence back together.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, like a whole show? Yeah, a whole show just
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: dedicated to them. Who the fuck is Carl and Harriet? Winslow, bitch! Oh.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, last name.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: They were a good family to have, like, parenting lessons.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I would like to see Urkel again. As a grown-ass
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: 50-year-old nigga? No, just on the show, like that type
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: of show. Of course, we're not going to be able
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: to get the same people acting the same at the
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: same age, but just like similar shows with the same.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Not the same show, but to see where these characters,
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: how they evolve. Is there any character that you would
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: want to see how they evolved over time?
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: We would need some 18-year-old characters then. What do you mean?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: So it could be age- Relevant. That's what I'm saying.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Issa and Lawrence would be good.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: To see again. I can agree with that.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: I would like to see what Florida did after James died.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: You know, like, did she get a new nigga?
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: Did she get a house? Bitch, did she get out
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: that apartment in the sky? I would love to see that. Oh,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: me and Lance. Oh, we did. We just got to
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: see Lance get a new girlfriend. I would like to see.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: I could watch more episodes of.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: The Best Man.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Those are the final chapters. But they could add more chapters.
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: Maybe when my movie comes out.
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: What's your movie going to be about?
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: So just imagine, like, there's, I don't know, seven men, right?
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: And seven women, essentially. So take... Best Man, and what's
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: the movie with the crazy-ass white dudes who go... Hangover. Hangover.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Mix that together. Okay.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: You got one character who just got out of prison.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: That nigga, he's the comic relief. Okay. He's still hanging
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: his drawers up, all that type of shit in the house.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: You got the corporate thug type dude. You got the
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: Erykah Badu type nigga. Yes, I love her. Erykah Badu
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: type woman? Yeah, the Erykah Badu type woman who changes...
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: The Playboy whole little thing, whatever. And yeah, like one
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: of the wives, oh, you got a biracial couple in
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: there too. White guy. Yeah, like one of the wives
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: get into the group chat and see like, because you know,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I've seen some niggas group chats before. It should be lit.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of pussy in there. A lot of
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: shit that should not be happening. Well, that's anybody's group chat. Yeah,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of dick in my group chat. Periodically.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: You know, it's not a whole lot.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: So wait, y'all be sharing like.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I love a good cock shot. Real dicks or internet dicks?
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: I love the invention of a fucking camera phone because
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: it saves you from making mistakes. Send the dick. Let
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: me see what I'm working with. So if the dick
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: pic comes and it's not right, you... I don't think
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: we should.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: We should. Nigga, ghost. Friend zone. And then you send
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: it to the group chat. Niggas, men will smash you
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: and then ghost you. At least I want to ghost
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: you first. Yeah, that's thoughtful. Thank you, friend. Thoughtful. T-H-O-T-F-U-L.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, so back to your group chat. So that's pretty
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: much the.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Premise of it. Yeah, that's the gist of it.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: So they find something in the group chat that is unsavory.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: And this is my, what is it called? A poor
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: man's copyright, poor man's trademark. This is what I'm doing
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: right now. So if I see my shit come out
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: on film somewhere, I'm suing who the fuck ever. You
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: gonna do it, friend.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about it. Ain't nobody coming for your shit.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: You gonna do it. Group chat coming in 2024.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: He talking about he gonna shoot your shit.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: And I'm going to shoot your shit. All right. Who
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: should have never been a couple?
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: If you had to pick someone from these TV shows
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: or movies, who do you feel like should have never
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: been a couple?
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe Overton and Sinclair. They're alike, and
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: I think they're too much alike. Now, that could have
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: been a toxic relationship. That was like love bombing.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: They would love bombing each other a lot. Like Ovi,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: all that shit. No, I feel like Stella and Winston
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: should have never been a couple. Stella was 45. Winston
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: was 22. She picked him up and moved him from Jamaica.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I mixed up Overton and, what's the name, with the
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: other two. Who? Sinclair. Sinclair and Overton. No, not Sinclair.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: What's the one with the dreads? Oh, you talking about
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Max and- Yeah. Maxine Shaw, attorney at law, and Kyle. Yeah.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I like them together. Nah. They have like a little
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: funny dynamic. That's what I was thinking of. See, I
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: need shows next to this shit.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Stella and Winston, they weren't compatible in my opinion. It
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: was just like an older lady who was just needed
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: some dick in her life.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Can you ever relate to something like that? Yeah, that's
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: what I feel like. I really had some shit like
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: that going on. Did you get your groove back? Only
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: for a minute. I ain't heard from that nigga since Christmas.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Fuck them. But yeah, next question, bitches. All right. Which
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: couple had bad timing?
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: I guess Issa and Lawrence, if I had to pick.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Did they end up together? Yeah, they did. They did
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: end up together. Okay. But he had a baby on
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: the way. He had a baby. No, not on the way.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: The baby came. Okay. It was one episode. She yeeted
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: that baby. It was her imagination. She yeeted that baby
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: up and was like, I can relate to that shit. Look,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I remember the morning my ex called me. Well, I
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: knew the baby was on the way, right? And he
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: sent me a picture of his baby, and I slept
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: peacefully after that. Because I'm like... The baby wasn't fucking cute,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: so I was happy. You going to hell. You going
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: to hell for that. I'm not doing that with you.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I was probably just fucked up.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing that with you.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: First of all, I was hoping that she would have
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: had a boy. Then she could name him the junior
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: and think, is she doing something? But I hate that
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: nigga name. So you could have done that. I wouldn't
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: give a fuck and still would have had his baby.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: But when I seen that baby, like she grew up,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: she's very beautiful now, right? But newborn, like brand new.
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: Why did he feel the need to send you a
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: picture of his newborn baby with somebody else?
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, I knew he was on the way to
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: the hospital. We was like together. We were still together. Oh,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: you stayed with him. Yes. Dumb bitch story.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I stayed.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Bitch. Okay? You know why I stayed? Because we were
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: in a long distance relationship. And I just feel like
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: shit going to happen. If we was living five minutes apart,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: that's different. You know what I'm saying? But I can't...
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: I knew that. I knew some shit like that was
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: going to happen. Mm-hmm. I don't think he understood the
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: significance of him having a baby until the baby came, though. Yeah.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Because that's when the real problem started. We was good
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: while the girl was pregnant. But once that fucking baby
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: touched down, bitch... It was problems. But yeah, I love
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: the fact that she was in that kid. Because you
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: thought you were good while she was pregnant, but you
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: probably weren't. No, I knew I wasn't good. I knew
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: I wasn't good, and I was really waiting for when
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: that baby comes and he understands the significance of having
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: your first child and wanting to be there and shit
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: like that. How you going to, what's the logistics of
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: that going to look like? And it didn't work. No,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: it did not, bitch. So, not to be in your business,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: but maybe a little bit.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: What was the conversation that was like, hey, I got
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: a baby on the way with somebody?
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Girl, it was a cold New Year's Eve. What year
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: was this? I think we were going into 2013, maybe?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Something like that. The nigga ruined my New Year's, nonetheless.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: We were about to get dressed to go to his
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: homeboy house. They were having a New Year's Eve party.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: And this stupid ass was like, man. That girl said
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: she pregnant. That's how it happened. That girl.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: So you knew about the woman.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I knew he had been with somebody else. Yes. Okay.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: So that girl, when he said that, I knew exactly
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: who the fuck he was talking about. But that girl
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: said she, and I just left the house and went
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: to a Mexican restaurant and they didn't mind you. I
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: didn't live in the city. We didn't, we weren't living
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: in the same city. I flew home for Christmas. So
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: I was living in the Midwest at the time. Oh.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: So now you got me here. Good Christmas. Nice Christmas.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Good gifts. You gave me your gifts already and shit? Yes.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: This is New Year's fucking Eve. And you got a
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: whole bitch pranked. I would have never came down here.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I had a nigga do me like that before. That
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: shit is fucking sickening. He took me to the game.
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: We had good seats. He took me shopping. He took
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: me to a nice dinner. And then while I was
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: at the table, he was like, Yeah, I got twins
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: on the way.
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. They wasn't on the way. It was
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: nine months. Oh. That's disgusting. Yeah. Our fucking life could
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: be a damn sitcom. The shit I've been through is
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: a real... Look, my movie going to start with a
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: scene from some shit I really went through in real life.
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Imagine you, y'all just had a couple of dates or whatever,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: but this is the night y'all going to fuck. This
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: is the night you're going to give him the pussy.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: You high with it. I wasn't smoking weed at the time.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I'm getting high with this man, all this shit. We
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: had sex. Great, great, great sex. Probably about 2, 3.30
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: in the morning. At the fucking window of the bedroom.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: You in there with another bitch and I'm outside pregnant.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I heard that. I'm high and asleep and I heard that.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: You got a baby on the way? This the same nigga?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Another nigga. And I stayed and was engaged to this nigga.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: I've been making poor choices. So wait, how many times
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: you been engaged? One time. Oh, this the same nigga
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: with O'Shea? No, this another nigga who had the baby now.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: This is another man. No, I'm just.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Saying the engagement is, you only been engaged one time?
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Okay, so I was just, you know, I was putting
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: two and two together.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's how the movie gonna start. Okay. That
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: sounds good.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: I'll tune into that shit. I'm going to be the
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: bitch outside like.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I'm pregnant and he in there fucking you. I ain't
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: going to fight you. All right, so last question before
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: we get out of here. What's your favorite.
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: Scene from any show, any time, of all time?
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Your favorite scene.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be like a couple story or.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, I'm going to tell you mine.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: That episode of Martin, where they go to that alley,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: and they.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Fighting that puppy. Oh, I was like, recently. She's like,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: beating the shit out of that shit. That is the
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: best shit ever.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: If you watch that shit to this day, it's still
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: fucking hilarious. I seen it recently.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: It was Pam and Martin beating that animal up. Beating that, like,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: the puppy up. There ain't no damn puppies. That's my
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: most favorite scene of any show of all time. Do
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: you have one? Well, I like the scene where Martin
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: and Gina Day went to his reunion and her face
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: was fucked up. Oh, her face was fucked up. That
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: was one of my favorite episodes, period. That was a
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: good one. That was a good episode, too. Yeah.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Do you have any good emotional episode that like, damn,
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: this made me cry? I was in my feelings? Outside
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: of the Will Smith with my daddy.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: Now, okay, back to Love and Basketball. Now, when he
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: beat that bitch- And she started crying. You know, beat
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: her on the basketball court. When he beat her in
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: the game. Bitch, that's a different movie.
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: We ain't seen no domestic violence scene in it.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: Oh, we left them out. They were definitely the most toxic.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Fucking Ike Turner and Tina Turner. They definitely get.
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: I did George and Wheezy bad saying that they were
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: the most toxic.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: It was definitely Ike and Tina that was the most toxic.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: And shit, Jackson 5's, their parents, they wasn't beating each
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: other up, but they was beating them kids ass. That's
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: the best pair.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: They ain't funny, sorry. Listen, yeah, that's not funny, right?
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I mean, kind of. But the kids turned out to
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: be very successful.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they successful, but are they like sound mind individuals?
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I can't speak to that, but they definitely did well.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: We all speak in their name, right? I would have
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: took a couple. If I could have been like Michael Jackson,
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: my mama could have beat the shit out of me
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: every day.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I ain't going to lie. No.
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, to have a successful career like Michael Jackson
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: and be like, Michael Jackson would get on stage and
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: stand there for 10 minutes and not move and the
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: crowd would just be like, ah. He ain't even moved.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: You see how they did Rihanna up there? They was
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: talking shit because she wasn't moving.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: It's not a Michael Jackson moment. There'll never be another artist.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Like Michael Jackson. Do you notice they tried to compare
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Michael Jackson and... Beyonce a lot. Yeah, because she has.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: The closest level of stardom to Michael Jackson that has
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: ever existed since him.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Can you think of anybody that's more famous than Beyonce?
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I mean, maybe what? What's that? Miley? No, not Miley.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: Taylor Swift? Taylor? Taylor Swift ain't doing no fucking dancing either. No,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: she not dancing. I can't even name a Taylor Swift song.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: But I think Michael Jackson is still the greatest to
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: ever do it. Right. I don't think Beyonce can even
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: fuck with Michael.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: So if your mama was beating your ass, would you
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: let your- No, nigga.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: What? Beat me. I mean, I'd hit my mama back.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: That's a lie. You would not hit your mama back.
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: They gonna act like you hit them anyway. Might as
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: well hit they ass.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Do we have a dumb bitch story outside of the
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: one you told earlier?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Oh, shut up, bitch. dumb bitch stories. You're so dumb.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Because we've all been a dumb bitch at least once
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: or twice. All right, so I do have a dumb
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: bitch story. It's not my own, okay? I always tell
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: my dumb bitch shit just so y'all can live vicariously
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: through me. Anyway, this comes from one of our Instagram listeners.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: And she says, hey Tammy and AJ, I love y'all show.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Not a podcast, but show because that's what y'all give
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: every Thursday is a motherfucking show. I hear that. So
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: she says, so I need some advice on my semi
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: dumb bitch story. I don't know if we can have
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: a semi dumb bitch story, but okay. So my nigga
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: is in jail. We have been talking since we were
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: in middle school. We broke it off when I went
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: to high school. And got back together by senior year
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: of high school. He's a hood nigga, and he has
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: been in and out of jail since 2018. On his
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: streak of being out, he went back in 2020, and
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: he's about to come home in February. He might be
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: home right now. Excuse me. All right, so- While he
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: was in jail, I was so faithful to this nigga,
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: couldn't breathe in my direction without getting turned down. Oh,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: excuse me. She said, while he was in jail, I
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: was so faithful, a nigga couldn't breathe in my direction
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: without getting turned down. While he was doing his first
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: year in jail, he wanted to get all of his
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: dirt off his chest, and I found out about all
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: his hoes. He was talking to, while I was in college,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: and all these hoes' bank accounts, he was funding while
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: I was in college, making ramen. And me playing the
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: strong black woman role, I was being too damn understanding.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: But eventually that shit sat with me and I was like,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: fuck no, I'm too cute for this. And I started
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: my first whole phase ever. By the way, I'm 23.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I forgot to mention that. So she's a young girl.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I like young women. So long story short, I told
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: him about my whole phase right before the year ended. Bitch,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: you don't never, ever admit to any whole shit to
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: these niggas. They will never. That was a mistake. They're
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: not as forgiving. And they don't give as much grace
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: as women give men. Right. Right? She was trying to
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: make him mad. Right. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe because
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: he's being honest, she wanted to be honest with him.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Never do that.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Never, ever, ever do that.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this my nigga. This who I really want.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: And I was getting too cold hearted. And he was,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: this is all mixed up. He's done a lot of
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: making up and really changed a lot in his old,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: a lot of his old ways. And as far, excuse me,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? He has done a lot of making
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: up and really changed a lot of his old ways
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: as far as he treats me. So he's getting ready
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: to come home and I wanted to clean slate, but
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: my favorite hoe is also peeping. She's saying she got
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: a favorite hoe on the streets, basically. Oh, okay. Always
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: peeping at my DMs and I'm wondering, should I just
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: do this last scratch with him or this last itching scratch?
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Whatever she's saying. Or just wait for my man to
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: come home. This is what she's asking. So I was like,
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  Speaker 1: your favorite hoe and did he ever fund your account? Right. Ever.
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  Speaker 2: But what's your advice to her? Should she scratch that
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: itch before... her man come home?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: I never suggest anybody to wait for anybody to come
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  Speaker 1: out of prison. First of all, she should have been
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: moved on. Like, I don't suggest any young women, young girls.
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Depends on how much time it is. Okay, the nigga
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: who had the baby, he had just came home from prison.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Was outside for one year and had someone pregnant. I
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: didn't wait on him. I just happened to be single
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: when he came home. But I'm not just going to
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: just be waiting for. I don't suggest any young woman
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: to wait unless that's your husband. Yeah, because a nigga
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: ain't going to wait on you. You go to jail,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: he going to fuck somebody else to cope with you
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: going to jail. He going to fuck your mama if
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: she's willing. No, don't do that.
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: Don't go that far.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody... Nigga's looking like, I mean, what your mama
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: look like? No, I mean.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: If your mama fuck around look like you, she ain't
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: be fixing you.
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  Speaker 1: I missed you so much. Fuck your mama. Yeah, like
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: I believe... No, hell no. Don't wait for no man
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: to come home from prison. And why are you fucking
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: with somebody who's in and out of jail anyway? He's
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: not a good criminal. You know, get you a blue collar,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: excuse me, get you a white collar bae. Like somebody
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: who's into mortgage fraud and shit like that. Or perhaps
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: maybe not any criminal. Like that's a good idea too.
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: You know, stop fucking with criminals.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: But okay, like maybe he's reformed and maybe he's coming
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: back a different man who wants to do the right
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: thing by her and that's fair. So I would say
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: go ahead and scratch that age and keep it to yourself.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: And then just both of y'all started on the same thing.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I think men coming home from prison, they come home
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: with a lot of resentment. Let you miss a letter,
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: a visit. Oh, they do come home.
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: With a lot of resentment.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: They have a lot of resentment towards the people on
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: the outside until they're out here for a little while
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: and they not responding to their homies in prison to see, like,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: nobody got time for that shit for real. Like, you
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: have life going on out here. Right. Your life stopped
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: when you went to prison. Mm-hmm. So it's really hard. Like,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: that's why it's usually mamas that keep up with them niggas. Like, no,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: for real.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Like, when people go to jail, their life really stopped. Like,
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: This guy wrote me a letter. I had already graduated college.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I had been out of college probably like five years
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: at this point. And I got a letter from him.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Went to my mother's house. So she's like, you got some.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Prison mail here. I was like, okay. Sorry. So it said.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: When he's about to come home and he's going to
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: play basketball for Benedict.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: What?
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: And I'm going to be his girlfriend and we're going
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: to be living in the dorm.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: So he was still living.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: And I was like, the fuck you talking about? I've
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: been working for five years. I've been out of college
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: five years. And he was still caught up in that
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: time frame.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: And we hadn't even spoken. So people really be trapped
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: in time. So that means you're in jail with him
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: if you don't move on with your life. Like you've
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: been outside, been in prison. Niggas want you to be
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: loyal like that. Yeah. And there's a lot of women
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: in prison who in prison because of men and they
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: have nobody.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: So don't wait on these niggas. Move on with your life. And,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: you know, maybe change yourself so you can attract a
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: different type of man. That part. That's my suggestion. That
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: hurt your feelings? A blue collar. Oh. A blue collar.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Blue collar. Because when we go through things with men,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: you have to look internal. It's not always the men.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I agree. What about me attracted this situation? What about
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: me attracted this person? Yeah. Yeah, so that's what you
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: got to work on.
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: But just because someone goes to jail doesn't necessarily mean
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: that they're a bad person.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: No, absolutely not. Like I said, I like smart people who...
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: Can fuck with the system. Yeah. And I know that
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: the system is still set up for black people to fail.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: So even if we find those little gray area, little
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: loophole shit and get in trouble, like I'm not like
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: those type of people. But if you go in jail
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: for a bunch of stupid shit, robbing people, breaking that
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: type of stuff. Now I'll be moving them packs. OK,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: like I might have a little bit more.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: I'm done with all that shit. I'm too old for
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: all that shit now. Give me a corporate guy who
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: come home every day.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: You want to get a corporate man? Yeah, that's where
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I'm at with it right now. I hate you. I
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: hate regular men. Yeah, I haven't for a long time.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Now I'm ready for my regular guy, nine to five,
• 54:12
  Speaker 2: come home.
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: It don't have to be nine to five. No, not
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: nine to five. I mean just like as a routine. Right.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I don't want a nigga like, what you doing? Oh,
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: I'm making a play.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: If I meet another nigga making a play, I don't
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: want no more.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: Niggas making plays, okay? A middle finger to your old life, friend. Right.
• 54:31
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