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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Time for paintons, brictions for horoscopes, Painton, what's a vibe today?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give you your petty warning of the day
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  Speaker 2: because everyone's low key reaching their limit going into the weekend. Also,
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  Speaker 2: if it's your birthday today, you share a birthday with
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  Speaker 2: Jack Harlowe, who also dropped his album which is super
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  Speaker 2: Dope'll get into that with the new music Friday, Tristan
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  Speaker 2: Thompson and Common Rich. You're also our pisces in the room,
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  Speaker 2: So should I read yours first?
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  Speaker 3: Sure? I love my petty warning.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So you're actually playing the victim today so well
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  Speaker 2: that you've actually started to believe it. You're gonna be
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  Speaker 2: quote unquote too sad to help with chores today, just
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  Speaker 2: to see who steps up and takes care of you?
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  Speaker 1: Am I the only one around here?
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  Speaker 3: The kid empty the trash. I've actually said that, and
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  Speaker 3: my parents used to say that in front of me,
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  Speaker 3: So I mean it's like it's it's getting passed down
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  Speaker 3: for generation to generation.
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  Speaker 1: Block God, good morning, what's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? So for my Sagittarius today, you guys are using
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  Speaker 2: humor to insult people and it's actually kind of getting obvious.
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  Speaker 2: So you think you're making funny but everyone can tell
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  Speaker 2: that you're actually just completely over them.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, thanks Bladca, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Hi, Hi carry what's your sign?
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  Speaker 3: Hi, I'm a libra.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Libras, this is your petty warning for the day.
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  Speaker 2: You are being quote unquote sweet to everyone's face while
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  Speaker 2: sending some very spicy texts behind their backs. Your petty
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  Speaker 2: move today is excluding the person who annoyed you from
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  Speaker 2: the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Got it?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, thank you, thank you. How about Leo?
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  Speaker 2: They don't get to come in, They do not get
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  Speaker 2: to come and hang out. Leo's Oh yeah, I'm a
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  Speaker 2: Leo us. Leo's. Our petty warning today is because we
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  Speaker 2: feel ignored and that's actually a dangerous place for us
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  Speaker 2: to be. So we're starting to post something wildly dramatic
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  Speaker 2: on our story just to see who checks it on
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  Speaker 2: us first.
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  Speaker 1: I would never from Vegas would be like, what's going
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  Speaker 1: on and ask them, do you look at who looks
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  Speaker 1: at your story?
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  Speaker 3: Not?
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  Speaker 1: Really, No, no, I don't.
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  Speaker 4: But I was having a conversation with somebody about somebody
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  Speaker 4: sent me some of a friend of mine, set me
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  Speaker 4: a link a story to click on it, and I
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  Speaker 4: clicked on it, and I wish I wouldn't have, because
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  Speaker 4: if this person looks at their story and see that
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  Speaker 4: I saw their story. I think it was girls and
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  Speaker 4: she was in a weird sexy bikini and I was like,
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  Speaker 4: now it's going to see.
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  Speaker 1: That I saw her story. I don't follow her.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna look like and he was like, so I
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  Speaker 4: don't think she looks at her story, And I go, really,
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  Speaker 4: she's on video in a g string running around. You
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  Speaker 4: don't think she wants people to see her story?
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, I feel like if you check
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  Speaker 2: your story, like, there's so much other better things you
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  Speaker 2: could do than see who's spying on you. But the
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  Speaker 2: only time I end up checking my story is like,
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  Speaker 2: if you know how you can like it? If I
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  Speaker 2: get a notification and then I click on.
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  Speaker 1: I don't look at any that stuff. I rarely look
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  Speaker 1: at that stuff. But away, So what do you ever goo?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: So John Jy for Virgo.
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  Speaker 2: Here is your petty warning for the day. You are
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  Speaker 2: cleaning things that are already clean just because you're annoyed.
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  Speaker 2: Your pettiness is coming out through loud sighing and aggressive
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  Speaker 2: reorganizing of other people's messes.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, the only thing I want to clean in my
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  Speaker 4: life is this studio. It is the only thing I
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  Speaker 4: want to go.
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  Speaker 2: This isn't just like actually like cleaning things. These are
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  Speaker 2: things that are like in your life as well, like
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  Speaker 2: you're trying to clean up the mess.
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  Speaker 1: John J.
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  Speaker 3: Has the loudest annoyed side that I've ever heard. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he's got one of.
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  Speaker 4: Those studio I should we make this studio nice just once,
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  Speaker 4: this once, just a really nice studio anyway, all right,
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  Speaker 4: if we can get your sign there, I'll post on
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  Speaker 4: our website John Jrich dot com