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#240 Inappropriate Lyrics, Mood Lighting & Toilet Etiquette · Two Doting Dads with Matty J & Ash

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  Speaker 1: I was driving in the car the other day. I
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  Speaker 1: looked behind me and I won't say which daughter this is.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to embarrass her.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, what are you eating? She's like nothing,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like eating something?
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  Speaker 2: What's that? What you? What are you chilling? And I
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  Speaker 2: was like, is that got you get? Come wrong? Give
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  Speaker 2: some gum? And she was like, my boogers.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh fucking hell, I've raised the
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  Speaker 1: child that eats their own buggers.
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  Speaker 3: Are we all going to sit here and pretend like
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  Speaker 3: people don't eat their own boogers?
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  Speaker 2: Still?
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  Speaker 4: What not me?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to two Darting Duds. I'm Maddie Ja.
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  Speaker 3: That definitely came out wrong. I'm ash and.
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  Speaker 2: This is a podcast all about panting. It is the good,
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  Speaker 2: it is the.
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  Speaker 1: Bad, and please explain yourself. I will admit when I
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  Speaker 1: was I think I was grade six and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: never into it.
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  Speaker 2: But I was like, let's just see what all the
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  Speaker 2: fuss is about.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's I reckon, everyone's living in I reckon. You're
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  Speaker 3: all living in denight, like every guy. Everyone, everyone's tried.
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  Speaker 2: Their owncome at something.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I know it sounds on that it's good too.
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  Speaker 1: Far, not me like, but but I've been close to
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  Speaker 1: it's awful.
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  Speaker 3: You're all living in denight, you're all Egyptian. You ever
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: had your book?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Did it taste like?
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  Speaker 3: Well, this morning was a bit.
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  Speaker 2: It's very salty.
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  Speaker 3: I will it is it happens.
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  Speaker 5: Lily does it, and it drives me nuts, and she
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  Speaker 5: thinks it's funny. Every time I say stop doing.
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  Speaker 3: That, I reckon that.
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  Speaker 2: I still when I saw Lily, I was like, she
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  Speaker 2: looks like one.
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  Speaker 3: Of those she looks like a booger reader.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I didn't want to give her a
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  Speaker 2: hug when I saw it.
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  Speaker 1: Now I'm definitely giving I was trying a befriend not anymore, Louis.
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  Speaker 5: He used to pick his nose. Not anymore, that's what
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  Speaker 5: you think. I don't really see it though.
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  Speaker 3: He's still doing it. He's still doing it, and so
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  Speaker 3: am I. She's always knuckled in that nose of her.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, it's disappointing. It's like I can imagine.
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  Speaker 4: I reckon.
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  Speaker 3: I reckon a lot of adults living in denial, they
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  Speaker 3: still accidentally do it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think.
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  Speaker 3: Adults do it eating it. Yeah, I reckon. Okay, if
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  Speaker 3: you're listening right now, and you're you're not afraid you
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  Speaker 3: will meet it. Please, I reckon everyone's living in denial
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  Speaker 3: because it's like we all do these disgusting things behind
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  Speaker 3: closed doors that people don't think we're doing that we're
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  Speaker 3: actually all doing.
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  Speaker 2: What else are you doing behind closed You don't want
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  Speaker 2: to know?
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't know you do.
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  Speaker 3: Like there's going to be something that you're you're like
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  Speaker 3: you do behind closed doors that you're slightly ashamed about.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, do you know what I see?
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  Speaker 3: I tell you? What is it? If it's I whack
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  Speaker 3: that's fucked up? Is like veggie mart and.
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  Speaker 4: Book books are like Peter used.
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  Speaker 2: When I was younger.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, how much younger.
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  Speaker 1: When I was when I was like primary school? You're
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  Speaker 1: a grotten primary school.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I used to like the smell of the toe jam
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  Speaker 2: on my fe Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, don't pick.
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  Speaker 3: We don't judge. Well, okay, can you saying there is
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  Speaker 3: something that you haven't done behind doors? Like there's something
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  Speaker 3: that you're ashamed of.
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  Speaker 5: I know it.
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  Speaker 4: Look yeah, she's like they know they know, because we
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  Speaker 4: know what we know what you do?
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  Speaker 3: Admitute, So there is.
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  Speaker 6: Something a little saint over here. I know it's like,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what my bos tastes like that you
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  Speaker 6: can't wait to get their own. Yeah, the one that
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  Speaker 6: we're all day so much goodness.
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  Speaker 3: You have to taste what you smell that day.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so this is a Monday housekeeping episode.
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  Speaker 3: It's not for us, this one for the boggery.
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  Speaker 2: Well, actually, you know what. We were looking at the
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  Speaker 2: numbers and look, we are a business. That's how we offer.
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  Speaker 3: We're not We're not here.
• 4:28
  Speaker 1: Well it is fun, obviously, but we we did our
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: end of financial year review of the numbers and we're like, well,
• 4:35
  Speaker 1: look at this episode. Obviously we've done this episode for
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  Speaker 1: only a few months now, we've been doing it. Numbers
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  Speaker 1: aren't great, numbers aren't good, and if they don't improve soon,
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  Speaker 1: if there's not a drastic spite by the end of
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  Speaker 1: this episode, all I'm saying is that it's your fault
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  Speaker 1: listening right now because you didn't tell enough people about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very true. I don't you know, I would
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  Speaker 3: hate I've come in. I'm definitely ill still, I've come
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  Speaker 3: in to do this. I could have been at home
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  Speaker 3: eating my own book is and masturbating.
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  Speaker 1: But here I am showing up, showing up, missing out
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  Speaker 1: on a great time. I know I'm not criticizing that, no,
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  Speaker 1: but we just you know, we want we want to
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  Speaker 1: let you know that we have all about transparency around
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  Speaker 1: here here.
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  Speaker 3: So thank you for being here on every second Monday
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  Speaker 3: where we do housekeeping, which is really all about you guys.
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  Speaker 3: And that's what Vic wanted us to say.
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  Speaker 5: There was a lovely post in the Facebook group about
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  Speaker 5: how much they love me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is so I.
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  Speaker 3: Deleted it very arrogant. Okay, it's a little bit early.
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  Speaker 3: I don't pick my nose when you do.
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  Speaker 2: What did it? Say?
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  Speaker 4: Again?
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  Speaker 5: Said Maddie, Jay and Ash you are amazing.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you end of comment.
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  Speaker 5: But I have to say that Adam Victoria to the
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  Speaker 5: team was an awesome decision. I love hearing her giggles
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  Speaker 5: in the background as YouTube banter and I can imagine
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  Speaker 5: her sitting there trying to contain her laughter and compose herself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: thanks for the joy you bring to my ears.
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  Speaker 3: And will who is that? Written by Linda is so great?
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  Speaker 5: I would never say that, but Chloe said, I'm usually
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  Speaker 5: yelling at the boys in my car, and then Vic says,
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  Speaker 5: what I'm yelling?
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  Speaker 3: What is she usually yelling?
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  Speaker 2: That's lovely?
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  Speaker 5: Stop talking about pis and carm They want this one.
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  Speaker 1: I just got to I don't know if she's I'm
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  Speaker 1: assuming she's announced, announces publicly.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to say it. Kristen.
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  Speaker 1: So I got a message from her a little while ago,
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  Speaker 1: and she just said, hey, thanks for showing me that
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  Speaker 1: three kids is doable. About to try for number three?
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  Speaker 1: God help us? I said, look, I take no responsibility.
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  Speaker 1: It's great, and then she goes, yeah, it's not my
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  Speaker 1: favorite the newborn phase, but anyway, wish me luck.
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  Speaker 2: Got a message from her.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, seven twins, and I hope she's announces publicly.
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  Speaker 1: If anyone knows Kristen, she's got some exciting news because
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  Speaker 1: she goes, loll try it for the third now.
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  Speaker 2: Pregnant with twins. Oh my god, if you don't laugh,
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  Speaker 2: you'll cry.
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  Speaker 3: Oh actual, that's really tough. Is that my faulty?
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  Speaker 2: Did I did I do this? Yeah? Sorry about that?
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  Speaker 3: N It's all right.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, should I have talked her out of it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I wonder if they were like Matt did this?
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  Speaker 3: I reckon they'll name one of them. Matt, I hope
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  Speaker 3: so Matt and Ash Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: And if it's going Maddie or Ash Yeah, Ashley Ash.
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  Speaker 3: Is it very Sma, Maddie Ash all interchangeable beautiful?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what exciting news. Twins number three and four
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  Speaker 2: far out.
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  Speaker 3: That's buy one, get one free, literally that is.
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  Speaker 2: And I hope, I hope they're easy kids.
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  Speaker 3: I hope they're sleepers.
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  Speaker 2: Gosh.
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  Speaker 3: But if they're not, you're in You're in lark because
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  Speaker 3: every ten weeks or so there's this thing called school holidays,
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  Speaker 3: and today is day one of school holidays. Yeah, so
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  Speaker 3: best of luk to all of the dotors out there,
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  Speaker 3: because it's honestly.
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  Speaker 2: It's hell.
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  Speaker 3: It's fucked.
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  Speaker 2: It's hell.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, before you new school for the term, did you
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  Speaker 1: guys have an athletics carnival?
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  Speaker 2: Nah, you haven't done it.
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  Speaker 3: I think it was the start of the year. It
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  Speaker 3: wasn't real athletics. It was like games at.
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  Speaker 2: The start of the year. What are you doing having
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  Speaker 2: athletics in January?
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  Speaker 3: That's they did that, And they did cross country pretty
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  Speaker 3: early on that's back something like that. Yeah, in the
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  Speaker 3: first term, I went cross county.
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  Speaker 2: Rember oscar one no athletics, cannibal cross country, No that
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  Speaker 2: I was here, all the good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're not really doing April that's right. April
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  Speaker 3: went and she was like, what's this. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: what were you expecting? Beijing? They're like doing sandbag toss
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  Speaker 3: or something that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for for I don't know, if it's Marley's obviously
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  Speaker 1: grade one ken you definitely do egg and spoon rays
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm not going to miss half
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  Speaker 1: a day and to watch that.
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  Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't. That's hard.
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  Speaker 5: Honestly, it'd be the cutest thing ever.
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  Speaker 3: Well, watching a bunch of kids drop their eggs and
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  Speaker 3: then melting down.
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  Speaker 2: Can I just say the last few.
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  Speaker 1: Cross country as an example, I rocked up. The kids
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  Speaker 1: were not into it. Me being there and them knowing
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  Speaker 1: that I'm like meters away. They were like upset, didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to do it. Came to me like, we're just
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  Speaker 1: like I want dad, And I was like, that's nice, No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not he wanted to do it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not raising losers of fair fair point.
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  Speaker 5: No, you do want them to have a go. But
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  Speaker 5: that's so sweet that you're they comfortable like, But I was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, get off me, I'm like, if I if I
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  Speaker 1: wasn't there, they would have run it. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm not, I've told them.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to be there, going the bushes, you
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  Speaker 2: know what.
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  Speaker 1: I always ruined the surprise, But this is recorded a
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  Speaker 1: week earlier, the athletic days tomorrow, and I'm like, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not fucking doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, fair, I'm not doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Fair. My parents never came to any of mine, but
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  Speaker 3: they hated me. They didn't know. I think we all
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  Speaker 3: went to Oscars. He loves it, though, He's like, I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to fucking wea this shit.
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  Speaker 1: And if I had that kind of energy from my kids,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be there. So they brought this upon themselves.
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  Speaker 4: Fair.
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  Speaker 3: Fair. I mean April does like she the first one
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  Speaker 3: she went to. I think I was maybe he with you,
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  Speaker 3: and she was like it was so sad or like
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  Speaker 3: some of the year three boys. No one wanted to
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  Speaker 3: do it, so they're all running and crying and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, that sounds super entertaining. It's free.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to do this.
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  Speaker 2: I'll suck it up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they make them do it.
• 10:18
  Speaker 5: They're going to hate swimming carnivals.
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  Speaker 3: Then, yes, yeah, swimming carnivals especially, they're like, you gotta
• 10:22
  Speaker 3: wear speedoes. Remember those days where it was like I
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  Speaker 3: try to wear my bodies like but like obviously like
• 10:28
  Speaker 3: budgets and the stuff. Now fine, because I'm a dad,
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  Speaker 3: I can do it everything. I don't give me take
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  Speaker 3: my pants.
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  Speaker 7: I was like, m Harry, you know the school assemblyoids
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  Speaker 7: out the back and.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, freestyle, I'm more. I'm more of a
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  Speaker 3: breaststroke guy myself. No, no, nothing, okay, sorry, okay.
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  Speaker 2: I I zoned out for sports.
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  Speaker 3: Day just tomorrow. And they have to do every single
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  Speaker 3: with that, Like I know, cross country is one race
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  Speaker 3: right the urine with the sports stage. Do they have
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  Speaker 3: to do it all?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Or do they pick their pedigree?
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  Speaker 2: And I don't know. I think it's I'm not into
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  Speaker 2: the funny games.
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  Speaker 3: You're not into fun and end or games.
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  Speaker 2: No I want I'm a traditionalist. I want one hundred meters.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want this.
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  Speaker 4: Spoon eggs for cooking, not for racing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not so, I've opted out, so is Laura.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Fair, It's just a silly game.
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  Speaker 2: We've seen enough.
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  Speaker 3: I've seen enough and I'm not interested.
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  Speaker 1: Tap me in when it's grade three and then I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing the two hundred meters or relay.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I want to see. That's what I stacy
• 11:48
  Speaker 2: little message here now before.
• 11:50
  Speaker 3: That, it's your birthday, happy birthday whatever. Remember I always
• 11:55
  Speaker 3: remember six of July eighty seven?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 3: How does what?
• 12:00
  Speaker 2: Where? Does that sit in your mind?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: Are you remembering it constantly?
• 12:04
  Speaker 3: It's numbers. It's just numbers, like I remember my childhood
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  Speaker 3: phone number, my home phone number, doub number four six
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  Speaker 3: three too. Don't call it. That's good.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone remembers that. Really, it's one of the first
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  Speaker 5: numbers you learn off my heart.
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  Speaker 2: Let's not forget my birthday. Let's let's not rush through that.
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  Speaker 3: What do you got for me? I do have something
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  Speaker 3: for you, but I left it at home. You have
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  Speaker 3: to wait.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: Do you want to just maybe a couple of compliments.
• 12:32
  Speaker 3: About the gift or do you know what I did?
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: If you're in a restaurant and it's not a big restaurant,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: but if it's someone's birthday and they're singing happy birthday,
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing worse than a meek happy birthday.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta go all in, I said to April.
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  Speaker 3: If you sing me happy birthday in public. I'm leaving you.
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: I am that against it.
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  Speaker 2: And I agree, but if it's someone else's birthday, I.
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  Speaker 4: Got they loser.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry. Something came over me at.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of anger. There was a table not far
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  Speaker 2: from us. Young boy must have been.
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  Speaker 3: Twelve, you singing to you're singing it out for twelve.
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  Speaker 1: The white stuff came out and it was the white
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  Speaker 1: staff were a bit young, and I was mid mid meal,
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  Speaker 1: and I like looked over and it was like it
• 13:24
  Speaker 1: was like watching an old lady get robbed.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, did you get you go? That's not
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: how you do it. You stood up, he climbed over
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: the table. My daughter was like daddy, and I was like, fuck.
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  Speaker 4: Me right now.
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  Speaker 3: That poor twelve year old boys like, oh.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, who is there? I like looked across the
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  Speaker 1: room and I thought we all need a band together
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: right now, you know, have a little community and needed
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: just someone to really really get the party started, like.
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  Speaker 3: When we like when I went up to congratulate Tony
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: and Ryan, you were like, fuck up, take it to
• 14:10
  Speaker 3: another level. I gave it some and then I looked
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: around and like, come on, what are Australians here made
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: for my? Help each other out?
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: For the beer economy.
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  Speaker 2: I think the boy was crying. And then when we left,
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: I went.
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  Speaker 3: He grabbed a child and I was like, yea, have
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: a good birthday and if not, I'll see the next one.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: And I gave him fist bump and I was like,
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm sure I've made his year again my beer,
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  Speaker 1: and I was.
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  Speaker 3: Like, drink this, drink this.
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  Speaker 4: You're a man.
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  Speaker 3: You're a man now, son, And.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I just I felt it felt good. It
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: felt good to give back to the community.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was just like, let's never go to that
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: restaurant ever again.
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: So you were banned.
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  Speaker 5: So how how old are you turning today?
• 15:00
  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Today, I'm turning thirty nine years old?
• 15:03
  Speaker 3: How many months is that?
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: What do you mean?
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: Well, we've had a lot of mums on the on
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: the call today they were the only work in months.
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  Speaker 2: Thirty nine times. Told I can't do that.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: Maybe we should say something nice about Matt.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: I always say nice things about him.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Fucking if you have lovely hair, where are your hat?
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  Speaker 3: That's that's why I.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Said, it's lovely.
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  Speaker 3: You're a real go getter. So happy birthday.
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  Speaker 5: Ash hates getting.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: I hate giving them to what one I'm ready.
• 15:35
  Speaker 5: Matt loves compliments.
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  Speaker 3: What have I got?
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  Speaker 5: I would like to say Matt is a very kind,
• 15:45
  Speaker 5: very positive person. He's very uplifting. He's also very generous,
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: and he's a good interviewer. He's a good friend, good colleague.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: What she said, Yeah, Dad can.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Sing happy birthday as well.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: I was going to say. I was going to say
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: anyone can sing happy birthday. It's this guy, Happy birthday.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Thank you?
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: And what one more summer?
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: And do you know what you can do for me?
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: If you're listening right now on Spotify, you can write
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: happy birthday on the episode.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that will really make it.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I'll be.
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: Bali salivating over his phone.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: I'm going to do it. But April and I share
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: a Spotify count. It'll say April, but it'll be from me.
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: I think.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: When you get home, you're April. Make sure added to
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: your list.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: You're gonna write your birthday amount to in the calendar
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: on Spotify's in the calendar, so she'll get to it.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much for remembering, and I thank you
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: for the coming words.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: And I forgot to bring your birthday president, which was
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: a lot of thought went into it.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you're not gonna tell me what it did.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: So when you get back, it's more of a visual thing.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Picture my I can't tell you joking or not.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: I don't joke. I'm not knowing that.
• 16:58
  Speaker 5: One of the dotors, Stacey's, in a news update to
• 17:02
  Speaker 5: us that said Australia could now soon be taxing owners
• 17:06
  Speaker 5: of Pokemon cards and for you to watch out.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: How are they gonna police this because unless the're gonna
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: come to my house and be like, have we got
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: to wring more guns? And chance we're going to tax
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: you on And it's so I'm going to come and
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: value them because that'd be great too. So I don't
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: know how they get I just don't know. They always
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: feel like they always throw out these things. Well it's like.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: It's like when they tried to say if you're a
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: content creator and you get a gift, your gifted something,
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: you got to claim that as as like part income.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: Fuck off, right, we're going to pay for like chocolate
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: with its priceless to the government. Like that's a great rule,
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: and I think everyone should have buyed by them. But
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: get a fucking grip.
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: It's so ridiculous. What am I gonna you know what
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do. If I get gifted something, I'm going
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: to chop two thirds off it and then send it
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: to the ATO and be like, there's your bit, because
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting any money for it, So why the
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: funk should you get money for it?
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: I actually don't know if that's true, so.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: Don't quote me on this. So now they're going to
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: tax my Pokemon cards that are hidden in a drawer
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: somewhere out of sight due to shame.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I think Dave Hugh said that.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: Who knows if he's okay? Right right? Yeah, I don't
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: know me that guy.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: If you're coming to us for advice on tax legislation, ash,
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: I got a message here from Brad. It's always nice
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: to hear from the dads. He says, Hey, guys and
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Vic Kington know from the doting community the dotes if
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: you will. What are some of your kids most inappropriate
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: favorite songs? My son is three, and his absolute favorite
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: song the play It fifty times a day. Kind is
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Homewrecker by Somber.
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Home Wrecker by Somber.
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: Such a banger.
• 18:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, let me do you know which one it is?
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: Got a little bit of scus, This is about it?
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: This is.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: Oh that's what it sounds like. You ripped that off.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: That has it has lyrics like your hit like a
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: drunk cigarette. I don't want to be a home wrecker.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: I want to kiss you on the bed and on
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: the floor.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Nice when your kids are like, yeah, you're on the bed,
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: on the floor, put it in my mouth.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Put it back in my mouth?
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Way was it? Take it out and put it back
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: in my.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: Neighbless to say, this is pretty wild line coming out of.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: A three year old Brad.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: I want to kiss you on the floor. Put it
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: back in again? What what is your name?
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Any songs that your kids listen to, they are a
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: little bit inappropriate.
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: If they could speak Spanish because they're into bad Bunny.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: They speak fluent bad Bunny. It's that's how they sing it,
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: because that's how I see it because I don't speak Flish,
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: but Shaggy it wasn't me. I just don't think they
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: quite understand the bits in the middle where it's like
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: you caught me, but they get butt naked because now
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: they're like, you butt naked? Yeah, because that's just funny
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: because the word butts in it and naked. But the
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: bit they love the most is it was me, But
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: I don't think they quite understand the bits in the middle.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: They got me burt naked, laying on.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: The bathroom Is it banging on the bathroom floor or
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: laying in the bathroom floor?
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: I think it's banging.
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Is it banging?
• 20:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not lying.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I think that's probably that's red hot. That's
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: red hot. There's a couple of others that at the
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: moment they're sort of running through diet PEPSI.
• 20:33
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Actually, Addison Ray shout out to my Addie Ray, Ok.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: In the rips.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: My ass looks good.
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: After that.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Essentially touch x.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: April having sex to that? Do you really?
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, babe, I'm sorry.
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: Do you ever listen to music?
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Nah?
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: No, time.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: We get through zero songs, I just put jungle music on.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: And then I don't know, what do you go? What
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: do you guys listen to? I don't know. One second,
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: there's sounds of the other there's a Jane andthing going on. Okay,
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: there's all right. She's my Jane and that's how we
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: like it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: She carries me into the bedroom quite often, you know.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Little theaters are swinging from the vines when we have sex. Uh, no,
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: music's complete silence. Do people? Is it help?
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: I don't do it?
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: Does it help out there? I actually think it would
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: probably help me because I'm the choir guy in the room.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: So if there was like some background noise, all we
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: can hear is the white noise from Pop's room next door.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: It's like, you should have a soundtrack of someone just
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: doing dirty talks, like that's the song we've got. We're
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: gonna have sec up.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Fulling a slate up to five minutes.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: It's like you should, you know how You're like, I'm
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: not very good at dirty talk. You should just get
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: like a dirty talk playlist and have someone been there
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: like yeah, I'm naddy ja you like that what he said?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: It's going to cut this part.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Ash's voice deeper.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Any dotors have a good sexy playlists?
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Your best sex song? Sabrina Carpenter the girls I love
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: her and she has a song called Taste.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: The boys love her too.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Everyone loves a bit of Sabrina. She's just blowing up.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Is that insinuating that she's getting wet?
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Yes, she says, I'm going to need to go home now, Laura.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Get ready put something sexy.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: She's like what about your kids?
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Me? What do you got? Lewis Loves Watermelon Sugar by.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Harry stutn't bag.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: That's a great song.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: It is a good song. I know. I always thought
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: like there was some sort of insinuation that it was
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: to do with sex, and then I just googled it
• 23:19
  Speaker 5: and it says watermelon sugar represents the sweet, addictive taste
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: and euphoria associated with oral sex.
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I thought it had something to do with the sexual
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: act with a watermelon.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: But nuts, wow, that would be quite changes the song entirely.
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: He loves a fruit salad.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: He does.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: It's just fruit salad, but like a fifteen plus version.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's like, oh my god, I can't the watermelon.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Everything I've been enjoying with my kids is so inappropriate.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Everything's in approach. Realistically, we're going back to the wiggles
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: that it's probably inappropriate. Actually, just to the dotors out there,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: if there are any, can I finish a sentence please,
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: so I apologize. There are already dotors out there that
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: have any songs their kids are obsessed with that are filthy.
• 24:01
  Speaker 3: Send them in. I'm interested, you pervert, shut up?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you a quick question because no, I
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: know you in April enjoy each other's company in the
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: bedroom quite often go on, lights on, the lights off?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: What's going on there? Well, good question, thank you?
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Lamp on?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: What lamp?
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: Mood lighting?
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, baby, where's that? Where one just bedside table lamp?
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: But like one of them's light is less. It's quite nice,
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: nice moody, like a drive a light bulb? You got
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: for that over there?
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: What about you?
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: Lights off?
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Don't look at me.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: We will go there's a street light. Sometimes if we
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: pull the curtains back, the street light is like a nice.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: It's just a street light, April. No way, a curtain
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: could be open, just in case when people aren't looking.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Or sometimes we will go, this is really sexy if
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: we're trying to set the move up.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Nothing sexy than street light.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: No, well, the light reading the light of the en
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: suite and we turn that on and then we slightly
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: ajar the door.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: Slider too, isn't it?
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: And so sometimes I'm they're like naked with an erection being.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Like this a little less on the left and to
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: the left things that's yeah, too much but darker.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: And I'm on this, I'm on the street like going
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: more yeah, open that now, close that.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Because the house across the road is currently being built,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: so it's you know, no one's looking in except for
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: the for me, except for you.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Because we only have a nighttime sex.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: How late ten o'clock. That's late, is it?
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: Sort that out having every hour on the hour, No,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: like eight o'clock. Max.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Kids aren't even sleep, Yeah, my kids are. They're laying
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: being like, oh god.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Although they're at it, they're at it again. Yeah, we
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: are worried about them coming in. It's part of the thrill.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: No, it's not.
• 25:59
  Speaker 3: It's we usually way. It's like, have you checked on them? Yeah?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Are they out?
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah yeah most of the time.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Put the lamp on.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Sometimes we think they're out.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Is the lamp exclusively a sex lamp?
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: It's still a reading lamp too. Oh so it's very confusing.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: When are we reading books?
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Are we fucking yea?
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: What do we do?
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Like get out of the shower. I'm like, I can't
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: read the ring right now?
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Or that the lights off? I know.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: Funny because we've actually got it's called a sex candle,
• 26:28
  Speaker 5: and you're supposed to light it when you want to
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: have sex that night so the other one knows.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: Ah.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: That just reminds me of four year old version when
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: he lights the candles and turns all the pictures the
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: other way before he drives Masurate. Actually without TV. It's
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: one of those frame TVs and you've got pictures on it,
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: and sometimes it just turns itself on and it's like
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: a picture sequence of the kids.
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: It's like, quick, turn it off. The kids are watching.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: But are you ever do you ever help me in
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: bed and go?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Oh fuck the candles lit?
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: Just walk past it. Oh we're out. I don't know.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: It's like dam.
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, damn.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: That's damn. Parents. We got wine a little pair o
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: we can we do? We may as well pay the
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: intro terry. Listen to this.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Want of it?
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Say what, man, I feel like a parent. It's from
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: Terry or Terry. I'm undisclosed Terry.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Is it a terry?
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: It's Terry.
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: It's Terry ashes being silly.
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: It's in capital. So I didn't yell it. So other
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: parents at a gated playground not closing the gate behind
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: them on their way out. Don't get me wrong, it's
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: my responsibility to watch my kids. But dang little mate
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: is fast and a close gate slows them down long
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: enough that I can catch up with these gates things. Yeah,
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: on parks, it's always like when I go to let
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: my kid out, another kid comes up, and I'm like,
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: this is awkward because I don't know you.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: So I was at a park recently with my kids.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Glad we mave that up and I opened the gate
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: and my kids was taking forever and I was like,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: come on, kids, and I was there like opening the
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: gate to be like hurry up, hurry up. Out of nowhere,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: lightning fast, two young children must have been about four
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: or five came running. There's also a couple of adults
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: were also leaving at the same time, so I was
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: kind of half telling my kids to hurry up, also
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: being polite for the other parents. These two kids straight through,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: and I was kind of like, I know it's and
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden there's a mom who's like.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: Timmy, fuck, Timmy's a runner.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: She starts bolting and I'm there like being like, oh shit,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I've just did she put the pace on accidentally.
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: Well, she was sprinting everything, and I was like, so sorry.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: It happened so quick. She was fucking furious at her kids.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: I was almost like hey, like that was kind of
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: my fault. Sorry, but I was like, let's get out
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: of here.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: I will say, April at full pace, turns me on,
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: when did you see it at full pace? Oscars like, mum,
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: chase these it was a ball and she really put
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: the really got the knees up, really moving. I was like,
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: damn girl, wow so fast. That's why I asked, was
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: she really well, I think I've got one somewhere, but
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: like chats and pats on her. That's why I asked,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: was she Was she really legging it?
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: No?
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: She was was older. It was like a half as
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: could be a grandma anyway.
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: So any of your kids runners, Nah, like, thankfully not.
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: I didn't really have Oscar's too afraid to be left alone.
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: He's like, ah, on the side of his booster seat.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Now he says, do not leave kids under tents in
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: the car.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: And he was like, see, see, just because you're going
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: to play for petrol, I have to come.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, I was hoping. It's hoping a group
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: of people took you. Now.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: The only thing that Marley did one time, and she's
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: pretty great.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: She were at the park and she went to the
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: toilet by herself, but didn't tell anyone.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: That's scary.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: And so I was like, oh, you know, because there's
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: always moments we don't know where the kids are because
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: they're in a tree or doing something.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: And I kind of scanned around and I was like,
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Why I was a Marley was like checking every nicole,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: nook and cranny of the playground and I.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Was like, Laura, I've lost Marley that.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, for a split second, You're like, fuck,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: just this is the worst case scenario. Where the fuck
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: is she?
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: And then eventually after be like.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: The newspaper around and I was like, didn't you ever
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: do that again? And she's like, I can't ship anymore.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, fucking hell yeah.
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: Oscar, We're at rocket shit part the other day and
• 30:52
  Speaker 3: Oscar was like to me, he was like, I'm just
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: gonna go to the toilet. It's just there. And I'm like, yes, sweet,
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: no worries. And Abral comes home. It's a whiz, Oscar
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: is it in the bathroom. It's like, oh, okay, chill out.
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: The buffing's like right there. But I can imagine, like
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: my kids, they're too afraid to do anything on their own.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: But I was Oscar did this this instance because he
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: felt comfortable there because we go there all the time.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: But like I think the whole gate thing, like I
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: don't know what, I never know what to do. It's
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: such one of those moments because the one time where
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: you you lapse in judgment with the time a kid
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: runs out and Booth gets to buy a car or something.
• 31:25
  Speaker 5: I think you can let kids in, just don't let
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: them know.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: I don't let them in. Fuck yeah, because like all
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: the kids nod. Remember I didn't let those kids in
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: when I was me and Macy and the mom like
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: kind of snarled at me a little because I didn't
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: let me in, and I was like, I don't know who.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: This kid is.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: Got to play it safe anyway, don't let anyone in,
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: don't let anyone out.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: I like it, Matt. You know, we do love a
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: good hack around here. Who told you well in these
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: housekeeping episodes we do save all this sort of stuff,
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: including hacks that we do get because parents love hacks
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: if they work. So we got send a couple.
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: Did I tell you the idea that I had for
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: this segment? No parenting hack or fuck that?
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: We run it for ages. We ran that for a while.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: Here.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we definitely had that.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: You're a fucking liar?
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, Yeah, we definitely had hack that. Okay, whoa, whoa,
• 32:12
  Speaker 3: I'll put my life on it.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: When I have to kill you.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: You we have definitely done because people have written it.
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: I was like, don't do it.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: I'm like it was a people have written on the.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Facebook group and looking up and like for Hackle, fun
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: that or for something else.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I've seen that. We have had Hackle that.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: I think in the parenting group, I said, what do
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: you guys think of this segment? Idea name?
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: We definitely have ran a couple of is a Hackle
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: funk that?
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Well, I can't remember where I put my phone down
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: and I forget in two seconds.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: We have, so my memory is probably not the best
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: to use.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: I'm living, I'm gonna live.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Do I want to bet my life.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Shouldn't do it because you'll be wrong. I have to
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: kill you and I will enjoy it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we definitely there was a parenting hack or fuck
• 32:59
  Speaker 5: that that came through in June last month.
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: Last month. Yeah, and then they're the Facebook group and
• 33:06
  Speaker 4: I told you, You've definitely told me you've said it.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I will die on this.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: You have you have you You're gonna die? How are
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: you gonna kill me slowly?
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: With what twees?
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Okay, and that's not the hack.
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: It's definitely you definitely have you definitely have said it
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: on the pod with things before like hack of fuck that.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: Well, like there's a couple of years from March, damn it,
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: March five.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, this one has come from Joe.
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: You can cook schnitzel in the air fryer. You can
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: cook salmon in the air fryer. You can cook sausages
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: in the air those weird fucking small tiches that kids
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: like from Cole's in the air fryer. And you can
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: do that every fourth night for the rest of twenty
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: twenty six. It is the best cheat code I was
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: ever given. And that's the best thing I've ever done.
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: One Boy, One Girl is also really hard parenting wise.
• 34:09
  Speaker 4: People don't kind of give it enough.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Is this the parenting podcastion?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Basically, can you shut the fuck up? Okay, Joe's talking here, Joe.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, Joe, hurry up.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Here's the point. He turns out my job.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: She's very good.
• 34:25
  Speaker 5: It's No, I did a rand on my own Instagram
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: and she sent this audio message like that is such
• 34:33
  Speaker 5: a good hack. I'm actually going to put it on
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: the podcast.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: You sent you a podcast.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: You're interrupting.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: Job enough for Joe.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, back to Joe.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: This is the last time.
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: Joe's one of my mates who's got two severely ADHD kids.
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: Did you tell me to put on that Minion's Miss
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: Mission Impossible soundtrack?
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Like dunt dunt dunt dun d d?
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Did you put it on instead of singing it?
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: Singing it?
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: The kids fucking love it and they have to be
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: ready to leave standing at the front door.
• 35:06
  Speaker 4: It's actually fun to finish the end, like quick, get.
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: Your shoes on.
• 35:12
  Speaker 8: It's like dun't dunt dunt dun dun d d, And
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: that's kind of cool.
• 35:17
  Speaker 4: You're fucking in the trenches man.
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: Furthermore, my previous comments earlier, I.
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Wasn't going to play the whole sorry.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: No.
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: I like her and I like her swearing.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: She had good twains that was like, I like that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: Also, I tried it this morning, the Minion song. I
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: put it on and straight away you could see little
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: Luisi's pick up and he was like he loved it,
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: and it was like something. I was like, quick, we've
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: got to go and the somebody about the music, like
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: quick get and yeah, they did it fast.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna try that tomorrow.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, thanks Joe.
• 35:54
  Speaker 5: We need all the help we can get to get
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: it written by No.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: I'm like that was the longest voice message? Was that
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: a voice message?
• 36:01
  Speaker 5: Like?
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Did she just leave that on her phone.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Or you guys having a conversation you just recorded it?
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: No? No, no, it was a voice message. I was
• 36:06
  Speaker 5: going to cut the rest out and just use the minions.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I like it. No, leave the leave their fry, fry's
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: good gear.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: I'm glad we got there.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Thank you.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Shout out to the parents who have the one boy,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: one girl, thank you.
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it is hard hard, it's hard for us. I can't.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: I could never. I don't understand what you guys are
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: going through.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: We got three of them, so it's just like that.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: It's a lot bit worse in the parenting hierarchy. I
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: fucking am on top of you, guys.
• 36:31
  Speaker 5: I am really finding it hard.
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: It's the way you like it, isn't it that's supposed
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: to me?
• 36:36
  Speaker 5: Like Louis versus Lily at the moment, Like, Lily's so
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: well behaved, and I know kids go back and forth
• 36:43
  Speaker 5: all the time, but Louie's going through this really naughty phase.
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: And I'm finding it really hard to not give too
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: much praise to Lily because she's doing whatever I ask
• 36:54
  Speaker 5: her to do, but literally every day, and I don't
• 36:56
  Speaker 5: want to embarrass him, but he is wetting his pants
• 36:59
  Speaker 5: every day the mine like coming home last night, he
• 37:02
  Speaker 5: came home his shorts were soaked, and I'm like, buddy,
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: what did you do. I'm just trying to get him
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: into the toilet so he can go and change and
• 37:10
  Speaker 5: get into clean clothes and stuff. But he, like everyone
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: at school's asking him, like just change, and he's like no,
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: oh really, yeah, he won't go. What is Jens well,
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: She says, like, just go back to what was working originally,
• 37:23
  Speaker 5: which was trying to just boost his confidence and tell
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: him this happens to lots of kids because that's when
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: he actually got better. But that was like when he
• 37:30
  Speaker 5: was back in preschool.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Is he just not? Is he just ignoring that he
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: needs to weak because he wants.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: To play like a little bit of that, but he's
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: got an overactive bladder, so We've been to a doctor
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: to see if it was a physical problem, because you've
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: got to rule that out first. And he's yeah, he's
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: got an erective bladder.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Which things like it's just like a like he needs
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: to wean more often.
• 37:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so when it contracts, it sends messages to his
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: brain that he needs to weed then and there and
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: he can't feels like he can't hold it him.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't know that was Yeah, and it's really
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: sad because it's not his fault. But also he is
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: capable of going to the toilet. Like I said to
• 38:07
  Speaker 5: him today, if you feel like you're gonna wet your pants,
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: just run to the toilet straight away, Like, do not
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: listen to anyone around you, just run instead of just
• 38:17
  Speaker 5: wean the whole thing in his pants.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, does you feel like you can't just go?
• 38:22
  Speaker 5: I don't know. He gets embarrassed, maybe, but he says
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: he's not allowed to just get up and go. But
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: I have been working with this teacher constantly. Yeah, and
• 38:32
  Speaker 5: it's hard to not get angry all the time when
• 38:34
  Speaker 5: you're doing so much washing.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking nightmare. I remember growing up and wetting
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: the bed and being like I want to get in
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: trouble for this, because you're like as a parent, it's
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night, as a knock on
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: the door and it's like, I've just pissed the bed.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: You're like, fuck, it's really hard them because wet the
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: bear and didn't tell me until the night before he
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: was getting into bed and he was like, oh yeah.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: I was like, why didn't you tell me? And he
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: was like I was gonna get in trouble. I'm like no, no, yeah,
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: but no, you're not like it's a weird thing because
• 39:12
  Speaker 3: you're like in the middle of the night, you're like, oh,
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: for fux sake, But the for foxs sake is like,
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: you're not in trouble.
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: For this because just annoyed I had to wake up. Yeah.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but they just see it. He's like, I've disappointed you,
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: and you're the one person they don't want to disappoint.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. And I say to him, look, he's like,
• 39:28
  Speaker 5: am I in trouble. I'm like, no, you're not in trouble,
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: but I just want to help you. But I can't
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: help you if you're not going to help me, and
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: like help yourself.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Making washes on clothes. That's what happens. Oh, I mean physically,
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: like no, no, you've got to go put them in
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: the watch. So like at the moment we had the
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: shoe basket in the laundry and what's happened is Macy
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: or Oscar I can't remember which one it was, had
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: really wet shoes and just chucked him in there all
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: the other shoes. When I talk like what the fuck
• 39:56
  Speaker 3: stinks in here? And I was like, all right, well
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: that's it. The shoe basket is going out of the
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: house and you've got to actually go and put your
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: shoes out there. And now they'll they'll do it with
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: the washing. I'm like, your fucking socks stink. Like I'm not.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: I'm sick of fucking carrying your socks. Go and put
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: them away. So now they're like, all right, the amount
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: of clothes they use has dramatically dropped. So Oscar would
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: be like, I've got a tiny mark on this shirt.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Your shirt, I'm like, you've got to walk it all
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: the way wearing that for a week. Yeah, you're got
• 40:23
  Speaker 3: to walk it all the way to the laundry.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: So maybe just say hey, look, I know it's really tough.
• 40:29
  Speaker 3: So why don't we to help mummy out because you're
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: not in trouble, but to help mummy out with the
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: washing so we can all move on and get along.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: I'll show you how to do the washing. Who probably
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: stop pissing his pants? At least it might be not
• 40:41
  Speaker 3: as frequent. You might go, oh shit, I could run
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: to the toilet now and we we and tell Mommy
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: that I just left the classroom, or go home and
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna do the washing myself. I don't know, try
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: try that.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: I'm not an expert, but I mean, if any dotors
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: out there have any advice on because you're hands, I
• 41:01
  Speaker 5: would bloody love some because I'm at more with him.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: Fair enough.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: This has been going on since we toilet trained him
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: at three and a half and he's almost six.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: That's tough, and it's gotten worse.
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: And is there anything that they can prescribe for the bladder?
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there is a medication they can put him on,
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: but I don't really want to go down that of sure. No,
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: yeah for sure, because she also said it is like
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: a lifeless and he also needs to learn about going
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: to the toilet.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: M tricky.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: So we just have to schedule toilet reminder every specific
• 41:31
  Speaker 5: times of the day, and we've got a stick a chot.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're so like no one leaves the house until
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: they at least try to go to the bath and
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: that includes me. Matt. Speaking of bathrooms, we have a
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: bathroom related dotor dilemma.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: Shall we absolutely?
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Now you need us more than ever. Know that we
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: still have each other. You can sure doting dilemma.
• 42:00
  Speaker 4: The dilemma Ella Ella ed.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen this video, ash, but
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: it got sent in a lat and it blew up
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: on tiktokets from America.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: I'm going to play this big surprise.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: This is a video of a dad who went into
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: a female bathroom with his daughter and then was approached
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: by another man. So to give context, it makes sense
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: when he hit the audio.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: I'm standing in the doorway of the lady's bathroom. Okay,
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: my wife.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: There is a man with his two little girls using
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: the women's bathroom.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: He is washing his hands with his.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Daughters right now.
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: He is leaving it.
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: Sorry, baby. She is waiting to use the restaurant with
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: her mother who was very ill, and there was all
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: the oxygen just immature.
• 43:07
  Speaker 4: And he's refusing, he's taking his sweet I.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Have two girls washing their hands.
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: You let this lady.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: This woman is a lot, she's a woman.
• 43:16
  Speaker 4: She can bring her daughters in here. She's a marriage
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: with the QT.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: I'm going that's her, I understand.
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: And you don't have his business in.
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: The women's bathroom. They're girls. They go to the women's
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: bathroom as soon as he leaves as the women's bathroom.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: In my world, I'm standing in the doorway. Can I say,
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: first of all, please to the dad with the two girls,
• 43:36
  Speaker 3: full credit for remaining calm, because I know my blood
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: is boiling.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Right, you lose your temper.
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: Never, I don't lose my temper.
• 43:47
  Speaker 5: That makes me want to cry. When you hear that
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: little girl start crying, that makes me.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Want to First of all, that guy who's making the call,
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: you're might be in the doorway, but you're in the
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: door way of a fucking women's bathroom. So why don't
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: you go outside and take your fucking private phone call
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: to the police about someone else helping a child wash
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: their hands in the bathroom, You absolute fucking moron.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: I think because people might say, well, why can't it
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Because I take Marley and layla mostly into the family bathroom,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: or if you know, sometimes I'll take them into the
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: men's bathroom.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: I'll go in with them.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: But it looks like that video is from a truck stop,
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: and I have been I've been in some bathrooms off
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: the back of a petrol station that are fucking disgusting,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, the men's bathroom like it's like it
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: is not clean, and I'm like, I don't really want
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I'll say to Laura, like, hey, take them to the
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: girls because the men's is like even I'm going to
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: struggle pissing in here.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: But any level headed person would look at that situation
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: and be like, he's not there, of course, harm what's
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: the issue here? But what's the issue if if he's
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: like if anything, it's like, mate, you're at the door,
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: a fully grown man airing into a women's bathroom on
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: the phone, Why like, what does this have to.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Do with you thinking he's being a vigil andy helping
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: people out.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: I love how I know that everyone turned on that
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: guy as they should.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Well, apparently he called the cops and apparently he ended
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: up getting fined, yeah, for was wasting the service, so.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: They should lock him up.
• 45:20
  Speaker 5: How you're saying that he made a little girl crime.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: There's people out there with that brain just roaming around
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: like that's more dangerous than anything. The fact that that
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: guy is out there thinking that I'm doing something good
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: when you're at being an absolute fucking idiot. I don't
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: know how. And to be honest, that dad modeled mature
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: behavior in front of his girls. I wouldn't have done that,
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: And that's just I'm a different person, not saying what
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: I would have done would have been right, but it
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: wouldn't have been. What he did was right, But I
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: don't have the patience to deal with some of that.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: He would have he would have worn that phone, Yeah,
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: like he would be he would be shitting it out
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: right now.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: I think clearly any adult can look at that situation
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: and make a call pretty quickly that that dad with
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: his two young daughters is not there to cause harm
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: to other people.
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: Do you think he wanted to be there? Probably not.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's awkward as in those situations, but it's like,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: fucking hell, how are you an adult thinking like that?
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: But also like, what's the alternative? He's going to take
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: his daughters into a male toilet where there's usually a
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: urinal as soon as you walk in the door. That's
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: way more harmful for little girls to see than the
• 46:28
  Speaker 5: safety of a female toilet where you know it's going
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: to be a protected and clean space.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: It's funny that a man was the one who had
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: a problem with it. A man had a problem with
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: what's happening in the women's bathroom. How often are you
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: in women's bathrooms? Bro, that's my first question. And second
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: of all, why the fuck are you in here? As well?
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Like, how did he get did he see him walk
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: in and followed him in?
• 46:48
  Speaker 3: First of all, you've followed me and my family in,
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: and second of all, now you're watching my child do
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  Speaker 3: his business. Get the fuck out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Can I ask you if you went into the women's
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  Speaker 1: bathroom when there was a dad there with a young
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  Speaker 1: girl so four or five years old, be your reaction.
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  Speaker 5: I'd definitely be shocked at first, but I don't think
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  Speaker 5: I think I would sort of assess the situation quite quickly,
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  Speaker 5: and I could see that that man was just trying
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  Speaker 5: to be a good dad for his girls, and he
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  Speaker 5: was just washing their hands. I think it's probably a
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  Speaker 5: real case by KSE situation. I know there's a lot
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  Speaker 5: of people that hang out in the family room at
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  Speaker 5: Westfield at the moment.
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  Speaker 3: There was one time.
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  Speaker 5: I see on the Facebook groups it happens a lot
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  Speaker 5: because there's a microwave in there, so a lot of
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  Speaker 5: homeless people and a lot of men do go in there.
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  Speaker 3: To well microwaves. You know, they're asking for it to
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: warm up food. Now I know there's a microwave in there.
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting straight in there, but like, I know what
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  Speaker 3: you mean.
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  Speaker 4: But he's what you would do, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 3: You've got all the girls.
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  Speaker 2: I've never done it before.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know, just because I think it was absolutely desert.
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  Speaker 5: From the Bachelor and the girl's toilet.
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  Speaker 3: They are, Yeah, it'd be me on the phone.
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  Speaker 4: He's in here, He's in here again.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what I have done before?
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  Speaker 1: I have sent Marley into the girl's bathroom and I've
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  Speaker 1: stood just outside and.
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  Speaker 2: It was one where there wasn't a doorway that you
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  Speaker 2: could like I could be like mal Or Cain.
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  Speaker 3: She's like, I'm still pink.
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  Speaker 2: And there was another man that was like, oh, she okay,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, yeah, she's fine, and she's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, now I'm doing a person honestly, I call the
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  Speaker 3: police on me if it's if if you think that
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  Speaker 3: I am doing the wrong thing. But I'm there to
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  Speaker 3: protect the safety of my child, full stop, totally. I
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: don't give if you're gonna if you're gonna walk in.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in a women's bathroom and I'm like, my daughter
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: is taking a shit right here. I'm not leaving her alone.
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  Speaker 3: You'll have to physically drag me out of here, because
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: I think the right thing to do is of a
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  Speaker 3: guardian to take care of their child full stop. I'm
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: not in there to peep on you taking a ship.
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  Speaker 4: The last thing I want to do is watch a
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  Speaker 4: woman take a shit.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what I want to do is make sure that
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  Speaker 3: my I don't know who's in there, I'm not going
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  Speaker 3: to be like same. If it's in the men's I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to be there. I'm going to be making sure
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  Speaker 3: that my son and my daughter is one hundred percent
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  Speaker 3: safe because that is my top priority. Call the police
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  Speaker 3: on me and drag me out. But if that guy
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  Speaker 3: called the police on me for taking my daughter into
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: a woman's bathroom, he would be shitting that phone out today.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I love it when you get passionate.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: So well.
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  Speaker 3: It's just common sense. Really a lucky the fact that
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  Speaker 3: he got fined, he got in trouble. The fact that
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: that happened shows that justice was served and that guy.
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  Speaker 3: And props to the dad for keeping his cool because
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  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have I love that. Thank you. Don't fucking
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  Speaker 3: ask me, well.
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  Speaker 2: Have you enjoyed this episode? And Ash getting all hot
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  Speaker 2: under the cold fucking sweating over here. I know you're
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  Speaker 2: you give us a review. Perfectet, Happy birthday to me.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, it's not my birthday, and it's my
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: birthday off the top of the dome.
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  Speaker 2: It's fun. Why did you do that?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know, swamp, call the police.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I only learned Poppy's birthday like a month ago the
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: episode before. Now you're March, yes, correct if you've enjoyed
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  Speaker 1: twenty two March twenty one, way off damn.
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  Speaker 2: But not this episode on YouTube, but the other ones
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  Speaker 2: that I know what. A few people were like, well
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  Speaker 2: the fuck are the episode on YouTube?
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  Speaker 3: They're not all you know?
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  Speaker 1: You know, you know where they are and we'll see
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  Speaker 1: you guys on Wednesday and keep enjoying the holidays. Two
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  Speaker 3: We pay our respects to their elders past and present
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