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Casually calling 911 five times is INSANE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Joh j Rich text line text JJR and whatever you
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  Speaker 1: want to get into to nine six eight nine three.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Alexis.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning.
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  Speaker 3: What's up?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you made my whole weekend. I have
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  Speaker 2: been listening to you guys since I was like three
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  Speaker 2: years old, sitting in the back of my mom's car
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  Speaker 2: on the way to daycare. I am now twenty seven
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  Speaker 2: and I've finally got to meet you on Saturday in person.
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  Speaker 3: Where did we meet?
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  Speaker 2: We met at the u of a tailgate. I worked
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  Speaker 2: the tailgates, so I'm there before all of the tailgaters,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm part of the crew that gets everybody parked
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  Speaker 2: on the lawns and making sure, you know, everybody's safe.
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  Speaker 3: See, I always love a good tailgate, you guys. There's
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  Speaker 3: a tailgate there.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's a legendary tailgate that's been there forever. This
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  Speaker 1: one tailgate party that was it was one of my
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  Speaker 1: wife's friends, been seting up for years and and she
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  Speaker 1: couldn't go. She gave her tickets to Blake and me
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  Speaker 1: and my son Dutch, so we went to the tailgate.
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  Speaker 3: What a hoot, you guys, am. I right along.
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  Speaker 2: Ever honestly, and the energy there is always so fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really nice meeting you, and thank you
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  Speaker 3: so much for listening.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, it was a pleasure.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for calling in. That's awesome. That's a little wild.
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  Speaker 3: I've been around that long.
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  Speaker 4: She's been listening since she was three. That wow.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Lexes, have a great day. Very cool. Thank
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  Speaker 3: you guys. Bye, that's so nice.
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of being in Tucson, get this, I'm not really
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  Speaker 1: technology right facts And I was telling you guys.
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  Speaker 3: We stayed at this last weekend.
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  Speaker 1: We stayed at the Hotel Conquistas where we were there
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  Speaker 1: for Love Pop, Family, Fast and Tucson. And when I
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  Speaker 1: was at the hotel, I think it's in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of nowhere. I said to my wife, I bet you
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  Speaker 1: there's some good hiking trails around here. Next week when
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  Speaker 1: we come, which is this last weekend, I said, let's
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  Speaker 1: do some hiking. And she's like, okay. So at one
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  Speaker 1: point we decided to go on a hike. But to me,
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  Speaker 1: staying at the hotel, going hiking is something very simple.
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  Speaker 1: It's just walking around the property, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I figured there'd be something simple like that, but it
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  Speaker 1: turns out the hikes around the property are pretty hardcore,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm wearing hookahs, right, and she's wearing hookahs and
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  Speaker 1: we're hiking, and next thing you know, we're like high
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  Speaker 1: up in the mountains, and I'm like, what the hell's
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  Speaker 1: going on? Like this wasn't my plan, Like I'm not
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  Speaker 1: drenched in sweat, it's an hour and a half, we
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  Speaker 1: don't know where we're going, and and we make it
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  Speaker 1: back down. And the next day, my wife goes, do
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  Speaker 1: you want to do that hike again? And I said,
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  Speaker 1: let's see is there a shorter version of said hike
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  Speaker 1: because my body was I was hurting from this hike,
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  Speaker 1: and I thought I was a pretty good shape. So
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  Speaker 1: we go do the hike again, and we start doing
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  Speaker 1: it again. Her iPhone watch whatever you call that apple watch.
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  Speaker 3: Starts going.
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  Speaker 1: Making a noise, and you know, you hear about these
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  Speaker 1: people get their lives get saved.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's something on her Apple Watch.
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  Speaker 1: So we're in the lobby of the hotel and her
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  Speaker 1: watch is going nuts, and all of a sudden, you
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  Speaker 1: hear like nine on one, Can I help you? And
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  Speaker 1: Blake's like, oh my god, no, no, like no, and
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  Speaker 1: she's holding her watch up but it says nine to
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  Speaker 1: one one and it's hot.
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  Speaker 3: And she's like, I did I didn't call you guys.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: So she she hangs up, look at her phone, and
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  Speaker 1: on her phone is like, it looks like she butt
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  Speaker 1: ouled nine to one one. But I believe there's a
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  Speaker 1: process to that, Like you have to do something, you
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  Speaker 1: can't just call nine one one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes it detects a fall like the Apple watch. Maybe
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  Speaker 4: you felt or maybe your blood pressure is like way up,
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  Speaker 4: or your heart rate's gone way too high, or something
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  Speaker 4: dropped right traumatically.
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  Speaker 1: So we're trying to figure it out. We sit down
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  Speaker 1: having a cup of coffee, getting ready for the hike.
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  Speaker 1: It starts going off again, nine one one. Can I
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  Speaker 1: help you? And Blake saying, oh, I'm so sorry, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not calling you. I don't know what happened. And so
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, give me the phone and I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: turn it off and I'm trying to do whatever, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand. So now we're on the hike, eh,
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  Speaker 1: and the alarm on this thing is obnoxious, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: give me that watch, and I go to the watch
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know how to work the stupid watch,
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  Speaker 1: and I haven't nine one like it went off five
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  Speaker 1: times different times, So I think something's wrong with her watch.
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  Speaker 3: I guess I haven't heard.
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  Speaker 1: From this morning that she died and we didn't take
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  Speaker 1: care of something that they was trying to.
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  Speaker 3: Tell us something. Isn't that weird?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder if it like something got jammed in
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  Speaker 4: it where it feels like maybe she had a fall
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  Speaker 4: or something like that, even though.
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  Speaker 3: She didn't down.
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  Speaker 1: She was drinking a green tea and I was drinking
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  Speaker 1: a coffee in the lobby of the hotel.
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  Speaker 3: Three times it went off.
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  Speaker 5: Definitely something wrong with the watch.
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  Speaker 3: I know. I feel like, oh, they're probably dropping a
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  Speaker 3: new iPhone watch pretty.
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  Speaker 6: Soon, that's what they try to make wrong with it.
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  Speaker 3: I just it was just a really weird experience going
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  Speaker 3: through that.
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  Speaker 5: So I had for I wonder how many times they
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  Speaker 5: get that like, oh, sorry, is just my Apple Watch.
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  Speaker 6: I know.
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  Speaker 1: I feel terrible, but it was like literally a malfunction
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  Speaker 1: calling it.
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  Speaker 3: I watched it call it. I was like, oh my god,
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  Speaker 3: that's not so.
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  Speaker 1: I turned off her phone and then I turned off
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  Speaker 1: her Apple Watch and then we were fine. But every
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  Speaker 1: time I saw a fire truck or an ambulances, Like,
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  Speaker 1: they're probably coming because of the watch.
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  Speaker 3: On the way home, man, we're.
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  Speaker 1: Here for the watch lady, because all the way home
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  Speaker 1: on the freeway, I saw it all the time.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, oh, they're coming after you.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, did you guys watch it on TV's anyone watching Boots?
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  Speaker 3: Remember?
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  Speaker 5: I brought up Boots on I started watching it this morning.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I started watching it well Friday, and I'm a couple
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  Speaker 1: episodes in. I really like it. Do you like it?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's interesting so far. I'm like wondering where it's going.
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  Speaker 3: Well, like, how far are you?
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  Speaker 5: I think I just started the third episode because.
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  Speaker 1: It's a it's a true story and it's a guy
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  Speaker 1: that's in the Marines, and I think he's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: I think there's some really like I was glad. I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know if it's a I think it's not
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  Speaker 1: a comedy, but there's like been a couple funny parts,
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  Speaker 1: laugh out loud moments for me in the show.
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  Speaker 4: Did you watch any of SNL with Amy Pohler.
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  Speaker 3: I watched all of it.
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  Speaker 4: I thought she was pretty good. The scripts weren't great.
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  Speaker 4: She's always great, but she's great. Yeah, but I thought
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  Speaker 4: it sucked. Yeah, the scripts were, the sketches weren't very good,
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  Speaker 4: but she is awesome to watch in her and Tina
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  Speaker 4: fe on the news I thought was really funny too.
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  Speaker 3: Well. The viral moment was Charlie xc X.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was gonna say, was that the Charlie xc
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  Speaker 6: role model? Yeah, and she was wearing a shirt that
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  Speaker 6: said like Kansas City. I was like, okay, so thanks
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  Speaker 6: for confirming the feud.
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  Speaker 3: I know, I appreciate that. That's exactly what I thought too.
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  Speaker 5: I was like, if there was any question of whether
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  Speaker 5: or not there was a feud, that just answered.
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  Speaker 6: It, right, because Taylor Swift made basically a dish track
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  Speaker 6: called what actually Romantic to a return distrack? Right because
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  Speaker 6: Charlie XCIA I don't know what she was thinking trying
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  Speaker 6: to go against Taylor though. Why would she do that?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody loses when you go up against Taylor Swift,
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  Speaker 4: and everything.
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  Speaker 1: About role model is I think in the last couple
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  Speaker 1: of weeks, he's had Hillary Duff come out, yeah, with
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  Speaker 1: a couple of different celebrities. Don't know who the other
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  Speaker 1: celebrities are. Oh, oh, Kate Hudson did it one time?
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  Speaker 1: So he has different people pop up when he sings
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  Speaker 1: that song. So everyone was waiting to see who it was.
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  Speaker 6: But it's like the outfit choice, right, it was on purpose?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 6: I actually did like it when they brought out Hillary
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  Speaker 6: Duff because Hillary Duff posted a picture on Instagram and
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  Speaker 6: the caption was like very much Lizzie Maguire movie Coded,
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  Speaker 6: which I appreciated. You It was like sing to me
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  Speaker 6: in that movie. There's a line that's like, seemed to me, Paulo.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know my kid?
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  Speaker 4: Audrey lives in New York City, right down the street
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  Speaker 4: from SNL, and her and her friends were waiting in
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  Speaker 4: line to maybe get in for role Model, And she said,
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  Speaker 4: at some point they were out there for about two hours,
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  Speaker 4: it started raining so hard. Okay, let's go home and
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  Speaker 4: watch it. Yeah, but at some point she's gonna sneak
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  Speaker 4: in there. It's gonna be awesome. Gerald, what's up, Hey,
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  Speaker 4: how's it going?
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  Speaker 7: I just know the s West story. Actually, I was
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  Speaker 7: listening to you guys' radio when I heard s wes
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  Speaker 7: Or about the watch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So once I was sleeping and I was just sleeping,
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  Speaker 7: I had a dream and I was dreaming that there was,
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  Speaker 7: you know, an emergency happening, and next thing I know,
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  Speaker 7: I'm you know, I hear nine one one, what is
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  Speaker 7: your emergency? And you know, in my dream, I'm just like, oh,
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what's going on. And as you know,
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  Speaker 7: I kept hearing it, going nine one one, what's your emergency?
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  Speaker 7: Yet it came to I woke up and next thing
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  Speaker 7: I know, it was my watch and it had dialed
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  Speaker 7: nine one one when I was sleeping, and I woke
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  Speaker 7: up to them on the line, and I had no
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  Speaker 7: idea if I said anything, but I was just like,
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  Speaker 7: what happened?
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  Speaker 5: That's crazy, You're just sleeping.
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  Speaker 3: Did you stop it in time? Or did they come
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  Speaker 3: knock on your door?
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  Speaker 7: Luckily I stopped it in time, but they called them
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  Speaker 7: twice till the second time they were about to send
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  Speaker 7: an actual police out out to make sure. And I
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  Speaker 7: think it was because my heart rate might have dropped
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  Speaker 7: below a certain rate, because when I looked at my
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  Speaker 7: watch was like, your heart rates have normally low, And
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  Speaker 7: I think it just shot an ass the west message out.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I wonder, like the fire department, all these people
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  Speaker 1: like thank Steve jobs, Well.
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  Speaker 5: You guys, do you guys remember I told you the
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  Speaker 5: story while back. But my in laws went to go
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  Speaker 5: look at a house and there was an upstairs and
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  Speaker 5: my mother in law, sheep's kind of a little wobbly
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  Speaker 5: when she walked, and so they kind of scooted down
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  Speaker 5: the stairs and they had taken a break and they
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  Speaker 5: were sitting in the middle of the stairway and literally
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  Speaker 5: the fire fire the ambulance came and they were like,
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  Speaker 5: what's going on?
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  Speaker 4: Did you a fall down the stairs?
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  Speaker 5: And they're like, no, we're just scooting down the stairs.
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  Speaker 5: But the watch had clocked it as like a fall
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  Speaker 5: called wow. They didn't realize that.
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  Speaker 4: It called them.
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  Speaker 3: Was it the same watch, the Apple one.
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  Speaker 5: This was a couple of years ago, so maybe they
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  Speaker 5: changed it a little bit to maybe do the.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe the fire trucks were showing up.
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  Speaker 5: I know they were so embarrassed though, They're like, we're
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  Speaker 5: just scooting down the stairs here, no big.
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  Speaker 3: Deal, nothing to see.
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  Speaker 1: Gerald, Thanks for listening, Man, thanks for calling it.