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139: Scheana Has Lost The Plot - Vanderpump Rules: Kiss Kiss Revenge Bang (S11 E9) · Reality TV Cringe

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into vander Pump rules now. I do understand that a little bit of information
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came out in the last week because, as we know Shina, in the
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last episode, when they were playing never Have I Ever at Ariana's house,
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they asked a question about never have I ever had a threesomilar forsom with two
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guys whatever. She ultimately raises her hand and then clarifies and says that she
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was in an orgy type situation with an A list celebrity, and she says,
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you know, my body was a wonderland, alluding to John Mayer.
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Correct and so and so. John Mayor allegedly came out and was like,
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yeah, I don't even know Sheida, I've never fugged her. I would
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never touch her with a ten foot poll Ignore those rumors. It didn't happen.
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I don't want anything to do with her in the current year of Our
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Lord twenty twenty four. Absolutely the Mariah Carey meme, I don't know her,
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Yeah, I know her. Who's that? So? Here's so great?
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I think he's lying. You think he actually fucked Gina one hundred percent.
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John Mayer back in two thousand and eight was an absolute himbo manhore having
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sex with everybody. I do put it past him. And he's also not
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somebody who strikes me as being very respectful, necessarily of his partners. I
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could be wrong. Maybe it's because he called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm, which
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I think embarrassed her, although I feel like that's a bit of a compliment
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if somebody's calling me sexual napalm. But he kind of talks out of turn.
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I don't know. I think the right thing would have been if he
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had had sex with her, to say no comment. Oh yeah, I
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guess, but he didn't. He's like, I don't want to have anything
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to do with her. I think that's hilarious, though, honestly, because
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she is so fucking narcissistic and self centered and being like, oh, yeah,
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I had an orgy where John Mayer was there, but I didn't touch
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him at all, Like that's probably what happened. She probably was there adjacent,
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yeah, in a big grouping, and she's like, oh my god,
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I had an orgy with John Mayer, but you really fucked a bunch
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of randoms. He was like, drugged out. I didn't even know you
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were in the room. He's like, who is this woman? I don't
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know exactly what she's talking about exactly. Yeah, And I'm wondering too if
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he's also denying it because she's having such a fall from grace in terms of
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how the audience is viewing her, and like, yeah, nobody is buying
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into the laala and sheena supportive Sandoval, right, everybody is seeing through it,
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so they're getting an interesting edit. Yeah, and maybe John Mayer's like,
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yeah, I don't want to align myself with that. No, absolutely
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not. That's hilarious to me though. I mean, if he's telling the
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truth and he's like, no one ever touched her and she's lying about it,
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that's that's cringer. That's cringer, so hilarious, especially with how she's
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so desperate for fucking dancing with the stars and anything anything being a somebody when
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she's a nobody. Well she says somebody. Really, everybody's a somebody.
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Yeah, I mean in the grand scheme of things, sure, but you
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know, Okay, I'm just saying I'm judging because I hated Sheen in this
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episode. Yeah, she was really terrible, and she's been trending toward terrible
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the entire time. But like in previous seasons, I have been more team
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Sheena than not, like not always, but like I have kind of liked
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her, and she's been the underdog, yeah, kind of on the outskirts
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of the group. But this season has been bad for her, and this
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last episode I was like, oh, fuck, no, poor lady.
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You're thirty eight years old, yeah, and you're out here bullying girls.
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And I don't really care what Joe has done. Joe might have made a
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mistake, Joe might be complicit, Joe might know things, but like to
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gang up with like four or five other women and talk shit about Joe within
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the earshot, like grow the fuck up, Shining and all of you girls.
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Seriously, I was so surprised about that, mean girl shit, because
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I know you told me historically all of these girls on VPR from prior seasons
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have been mean girls and bitches and all that stuff. And I'm like,
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well, I haven't seen it in season ten and season eleven with my limited
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knowledge, and now I'm seeing it and I'm like, Wow, they suck.
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I hate that mean girl energy. Get the fuck out of there.
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Commenting about how what she's wearing and wearing a hat like who the fuck cares?
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I would like you to try and take the hat off my fucking head,
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serious and see what happens with your face. It's not going to be
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good for you, Like, don't touch me. You can say what you
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want. First of all, that's a very audacious of you to comment on
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what I'm wearing and what I'm doing in a room, But like to put
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your hands on me and take my fucking hat, We're going to have a
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physical altercation and you're gonna have a problem. Facts. Yeah, that really
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got me. Heated me too, rude well, like in the flashbacks,
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right, and kind of the slut shaming that she used to do and the
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way that she used to come for La La Yeah, and sheina, So
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what do you think of that. Oh yeah, total mean girl energy.
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Like Katie seems like the she kind of wants to be like the queen bee
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of it all, like the mean girls in the show, the movie mean
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girls, like the blonde chicks and stuff like trying to be like I run
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the roost, I'm in the fucking head bitch, I'm the prettiest one.
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Regina Regina. I've never watched it. I watched it like once. Sorry,
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Regina George, right, Reggiginia George. Yeah, she kind of strikes
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me as like that kind of a person, and I don't like that.
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I don't like any of that. Isn't it weird to be that kind of
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a person at thirty eight? Actually no, I don't know that Katie is
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like a Regina George. I think again, we have to remind ourselves that
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this is taking place, Like what we're seeing on film is taking place like
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three months after the scandal of it all. It's also taking place within months
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of Katie and Schwartz separating and ultimately divorcing, And so I think it's normal
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that Katie would be in her feelings around that and not want to hang out
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with Joe and feel like Joe betrayed her. But I was watching The Vile
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Files this week and Katie and Dana they have a podcast together called Disrespectful.
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I think they were on and I was actually listening to Katie, and Katie
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was talking about how, yeah, like when I was younger, I did
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a lot of shitty things, and there's a lot of people in this friend
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group that did terrible things, and we admit that. But just because we
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don't want to sign off of it now, Like because I'm standing against it
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with Tom Sandoval, just because I did it in my past doesn't mean I
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can't stand against it now. Everybody gets older, Yeah, we all mature.
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Of course, I'm not gonna want to make the same mistakes I made
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when I was in my twenties. Why don't I have this space to change
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and evolve? And why aren't you changing and evolving? Right? That's a
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really good point. See And she says things like that, and I'm like,
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oh, you're cool, Like you're actually kind of growing up a little
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bit and you're trying to be a mature woman and stuff like that. I
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just don't like the whole vibe of like all these girls when they get together,
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they just get really fucking mean and gossipy and like there's no trust,
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there's no loyalty to anybody. It's like kind of wild, which Laala calls
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out, yes, sir in the last episode. She's like, I gotta
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go like there's no transparency. I don't know who y'all are. I gotta
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go back to my baby, which is kind of interesting because I mean,
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hasn't she been part of that so much? Kind of hypocritical but what turbo
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hypocritical? Lalla? Yes, but she's, you know, on her sober
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journey and she's working on herself, just kind of like the santabal I do
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think Laala's working on her she says, yes, But I think that she
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goes back and forth from her old nature into her new nature that she's trying
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to create for herself. Yeah. I do have some grace for her.
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I just think that I just think that she's really loud about what she thinks
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is right and what is wrong. Meanwhile, she does a lot of wrong
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shit exactly. She should have more grace for everybody else, Yes, she
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should, But I mean I did enjoy her comment at the end, being
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like, all y'all are full of shit. Yeah, this is crazy.
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This is a shit show. Yeah, goodbye, that's the obvious girl.
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We've been watching it forever. Yep, they've all been full of shit.
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Well, let's get into the episode, all right, bitch. When we
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start off at James and Ali's house, this is just like a non sequitor.
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He's picking out her outfits and he dresses her and he like irons her
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stuff and like does her makeup and stuff for her, which I thought was
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really cute. And he talks about how he's going to be DJing at Hotel
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Ziggy and he's super excited. And then we go over to Sandoval and Arianna's
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house, Billy shows up, ugh, and I'm like cloud Goblin totally right.
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Yeah, you can totally feel that from Billy. It's kind of cringey
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and she totally wants to fuck Sandoval. Yeah, that's like the vibe again.
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I say, there are rumors that they have actually already fucked. Like
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when Tom Sandoval is saying in last season that he cheated on Ariana before Raqual,
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a lot of people think that one of the folks that he cheated with
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was Billy Lee. Oh my god, that makes sense why she's always like
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clinging to him and stuff, kind of like a Joe Yes Schwartz. It's
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kind of weird. But she shows up and she's talking about how she's gonna
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bring like her friend Tea to like flir and date Sandoval. I guess at
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Hotel Sicky, some twenty five year old chippy. I'm like, okay,
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cringe. And then Sandoval's talking to Billy about how he tried to buy Ariana
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out of the house. So it's kind of interesting that he's starting to bring
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this up, and he's like, you know, I'm just waiting on a
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response from Ariana, like I gave her a really good offer, okay,
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allegedly, so he says he emailed an offer like thirty days before this,
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and he's going to give her half of the value of the house and she
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can just walk away, no problems. And then we hear from Ariana and
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she's like, this is a really sketchy offer, like what about the furniture,
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which is totaled I think she said at one hundred thousand dollars, and
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I've what about all of these outstanding issues? None of these are addressed,
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and it's just an email, like you know I have a lawyer, why
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aren't you sending this over to my lawyer. It's kind of shady. Yeah,
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it makes me think. I'm like, okay, there, you're trying
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to spin this like Arianna's the bad guy. Like we said at the beginning
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of this season, when all this kind of started coming out, you're like
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wondering if Ariana was being the shady one because she's not paying the bills and
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she's not willing to get out of the house. And Laala keeps talking about
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how she thinks it's weird and sus that arian is still holding to holding the
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house and everything. But Sandoval seems like a piece of shit with this,
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Like I think he's just like I just don't want to have to move.
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I don't want to have to deal with any of that. Yeah, And
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I'm just very confused as to how he's going to afford this house, especially
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if he buys her out at did they say three point one million? I
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think that's what he said a few weeks ago or a couple of months ago,
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which means he's going to have to pay her half of the value of
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the amount of equity that he has. And I's like, how do you
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have this money? If like you were hurting which was the reason you had
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to go on tour with Tom Sandibal and the most fucking extras that you could
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have some money to bank all your life, Like, how are you going
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to come up with this money? I really feel like he's probably concocting an
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offer which has her being responsible for shit she shouldn't be responsible for, I
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e. The home equity loan that they took out. She co signed it.
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Now, that was dumb. She co signed on a home equity loan
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for I think ninety thousand dollars to inject some money into his bar. I
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think he is wanting I think actually and factually he is wanting her to be
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responsible for half of that. Wow. Yeah, that's crazy. So I
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think she's just not going to do it, and she's going to have attorney's
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look over and until it's a proper offer, she's not going to respond because
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she does not have to. And that's fair. Yeah, Queen Bee,
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shit right there? Why would I? Yeah? And speaking of Ariana,
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in this scene, we have her facetiming Anne and Anne's going to the t
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Swift concert and this is where arian is like, well, I need an
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assistant. I'm looking for one, and Anne's like please, She's like,
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I want to work for you so bad. I thought that was really cute.
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Yes, so she's gonna snag Anne away from Tom Sandoval, which I'm
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like, I wonder if she is. And it's it's interesting watching the arc
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because at the beginning of this season, everybody was a little bit side eyeing
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Ariana for the way she spoke to Anne. But she must be speaking to
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Anne very respectfully and cultivating a cool relationship with Anne because Anne is one hundred
13:43
percent ready to jump ship from Tom Sandoval and all of his dirty parties.
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Yeah, oh cringe that she has to fucking do the housekeeping for because he's
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such a piece of shit. So I love that. And I loved how
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Arianna said hashtag save Anne because I think we said that on it we did
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like a couple weeks ago. That's really great. And then after this we
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have La La and Schwartz meeting up for is Saebols and Syringe eies. I
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don't know who's asking for this relationship release to people, no one cares.
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You know that Schwartz doesn't like her, No, it was just last season
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he was screaming at her at some bar and making fun of her filled lips
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and her parenting, and so now we're supposed to believe that things have changed
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so much that you're willing to sit down with her. No, you're filming
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scenes. Well they did that healing meditation in Tahoe, don't you remember,
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and they worked on their friendship. God, yeah, no, I'm judging
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that. I'm just dubious of the entire thing. It doesn't make any sense
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to me. And like, I just I hate Tom Schwartz's simpering affect this
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season, just like how he's trying to be the nice guy and he's trying
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to be so placating for everybody, and like, just be who you are,
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right, You're a fucking snake, You're an awful person. Just show
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us who you are. We know you're not this guy, right, he's
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so fucking fake, Like even with his shit with Joe, Like everybody hates
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the fact that he treats Joe the way that he does, with how he
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just strings her along and all this stuff. Like we get to it later
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in the episode, and in the after show a couple people comment on hers
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as well. Yeah, Kristin thinks it's fucked up. So yeah, I
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don't like him either. But they're sitting there talking about his sobriety, and
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he meant he mentioned something kind of weird, where like Lala's asking him,
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you know, how is it with sober sex, and like how is it
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living sober? And He's like, yeah, it's cool or whatever. But
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like I enjoy like the occasional bender. I enjoy the occasional drug bender and
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alcohol bender. It's pretty fun. Like I like the balance and a sober
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bender. Like he likes immersing himself in the energy of going overboard, whether
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that's sobriety or whether that's drugs and alcohol. Yike. Yeah, he's a
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weirdo. And then this is where he starts talking about like the guy's dinner
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with Jack's and how he called out Sandoval and how it ended up being great
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blah blah blah. And then at some point Schwartz is like, yeah,
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you know, I feel like there's a lot of healing energy and like we
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all are cheaters, We're all, we all fucked up, you know,
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like even me, I made out with Sheena twelve years ago in Vegas,
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right drops a bomb and Lala's like, excuse me, what what excuse me?
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What are you talking about? And he's like, yeah, I mean,
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like we're in Vegas. It was a long time ago and we made
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out like it was no big deal. But like I'm the makeout king or
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whatever he calls himself, and Lala is just like, what are you talking
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about? Yeah, and she's like, did you tell Katie about it?
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Because none of us knew? And he's like, no, I haven't even
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told Katie. So now Lala goes the next scene, well, but he
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does mention that Sheena even brought it up to Tom Schwartz over the holidays,
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so a few months previous, like, yeah, they were joking about it.
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So it's in their consciousness, their shared consciousness, that this has happened.
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So when we get to the Sena and Katie part, when Sheen is
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trying to deny it, like I did it was nothing, Well then why
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were you joking about it? Four months? Five months? She's a dirty
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fucking lay I know. That's why it's ridiculous. And so Laala, after
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meeting with Shorts, she goes over to Katie's house and immediately tells him.
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He tells her She's like, yeah, this is what Short's just told me
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and Katie, I mean to me, looked pretty devastated. Yeah, she
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loved hurt. Yeah, I mean not necessarily surprised. Yeah, because this
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has in fact happened before. He's cheated a lot, I think quite a
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few times probably, And we see a flashback where they're sitting outside of vander
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Pump or Sir or wherever they worked, and she's like, well, somebody
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said you were making out with somebody, and he admits to it, and
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he's like, well, that's actually a fact, it's true, and you
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can just see the sadness kind of wash over her, and it's the same
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kind of sadness I think that we're seeing in Lalla's kitchen as well. She's
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like, are you kidding me? Sheena though, Yeah, And the whole
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reason why she's upset about it is because Sheena has not told her about this
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the whole entire time, and then now trying to act like their buddy buddy
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friends. And I totally felt for Katie like this, because I'm the kind
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of person I might just be upfront with me. I would rather you be
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honest with me than anything, even if it's gonna hurt my feelings and even
18:06
if I get mad, But if you don't tell me something and I find
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out about it later on, Oh, you're fucking dead to me. Yeah,
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I hate that shit, lying by omission. I do not like that,
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especially if you're trying to be my friend, right fuck you? Yeah,
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your fake as fuck. I think that's really shitty that Sina never told
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her, because it's like, I don't know Sheina when she gets into it
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at Hotel Ziggy, we'll talk about it. It's just like, so fucked
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up it is. And do you even hear Lala say in her conversation with
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Katie, She's like, yeah, I wanted to tell you first, because
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if I tell Shena first, she's going to start trying to gaslight and trying
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to manipulate and trying to turn it into this pretty thing that it is absolutely
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not, because if this fucking happened to me, I'd have a problem with
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it. This is Lala, And so Katie is well within her rights to
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feel some kind of way, and she does. And it's sad because I
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do think that Katie has been trying to build a bridge and get over it
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with Sheena because they have had their run ins in the past, and like,
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this is just going to be devastating for any friendship that they're trying to
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build because Shina cannot be trusted like you do that one time to me,
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I will never trust you again, and much less tell me about it.
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And now you're in my fucking friend group. Like now I got to put
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some things into place so that I can shield myself from you. You are
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not safe, Cody Brown, not safe. Walls up, walls up.
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And it's interesting that Laala is like kind of turning on Sheena in this moment
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too, because just last episode she's trying to back Sheena up with regards it's
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kind of crazy, that's what you can just see though, that she's just
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trying to maneuver herself. According to storylines, this isn't really an authentic friendship
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because keep in mind, Laala actually bought a house I think right next door
19:47
to Sina. I think it was in Palm Springs. They also live in
19:49
the valley in proximity to one another, so you would imagine they've got a
19:53
very cool friendship. But if you're willing to throw your really good girlfriend under
19:59
the bus like this on camera, I know, then you ain't shit,
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no, and the friendship paint shit of not not at all, And that's
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why I was saying, like earlier, there's no loyalty, there's no trust
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with any of these people. I would hate me and all their friends.
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Yeah, they all suck. They're doing it for camera time, they're doing
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it for fame. Facts, no cap we can real, for real,
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for real, for real. Now we get to Hotel Ziggy where James is
20:22
DJing, and there's a few things kind of going on. There's a lot
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of things going on. So first we start kind of with Joe Yep and
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the girls talking shit about Joe, like immediately because she's wearing a fucking hat.
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She's wearing a Tom Tom hat, and who cares? Well, I
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think she cares because it maybe speaks to an alliance that she has with Tom
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and Tom. But it's none of your fucking business. And furthermore, last
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season, weren't you the one when Katie and Tom were first breaking up and
20:49
separating. You are the one who went running to Tom Schwartz to give him
20:52
your allegiance and not Katie. So you always do this kind of shit,
20:56
but now you want to call Joe out for doing something similar. Now I
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realize that Joe ultimately ended up fucking Tom Schwartz. But at the same time,
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I don't think she was a friend to Katie. I know she was
21:07
a friend to Kristen, but I don't think Katie and Joe were very close.
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Yeah, So I mean, I just don't feel like Sheena has a
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reason to judge Joe as harshly as she is. And I also again don't
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think she has a reason to fucking take the hat off and not give it
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back to her and start talking about like, well, you were you were
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a hair stylist. Don't you want to show off your beautiful styling when obviously
21:29
Joe her hair, her hair's busted and she's got these you know, jacked
21:33
up braids and stuff like that. It doesn't look that great. Like,
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just let her wear a hat, sheina, But you want to embarrass her,
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yep, you want to call her out and make fun of her.
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Yeah, and make her fucking cry because she feels attacked by all of you
21:44
guys, because once she'd just starts talking about it, all the other girls
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kind of gang up on her because they don't really like Joe. And again,
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granted, like I get it, like because Joe's fucking Schwartz and Katie
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doesn't like that, and Katie's never liked Joe and blah blah blah, but
21:56
even Ali does it. Yes, I know, Allie went and stood with
22:00
the rest of the girls after she had gone to dinner with Joe, and
22:03
they had a really nice time. She read Joe's chart and Joe was really
22:07
moved and like they they seemed to have a connection, like not a deep
22:11
connection or anything, but like to immediately go over to this den of vipers
22:15
and start talking about Joe. It's like, oh, Allie, that doesn't
22:18
look good. But I mean, I get it whatever. And Allie's young
22:22
too, like I want to give her the benefit of the doubt there too,
22:25
because she's kind of influenced by all of them too. She's only twenty
22:29
four. And she's also on the periphery of the group. She's not like
22:32
part of the core membership. Probably wants to be a part of that,
22:34
Yeah, and so she's going to say things in order to get there.
22:38
But I just thought that was pretty sad. And you know, Joe ends
22:41
up leaving, She ends up crying, she gets a panic attack or something.
22:45
There's some sort of an anxiety situation. Tom Schwartz follows her out,
22:48
like what's going on, Joseph, Yeah, call her weird, but not
22:55
really helping her though, and also not standing up for her, not like
22:59
going back into the room and saying, you, guys, I know you
23:02
have your issues with her, but that was really shitty to do. You
23:03
made her feel really bad. You guys should fucking grow up, Like even
23:07
having the fucking balls to say something like that, even though I'm sure they'd
23:11
yell at you and they wouldn't like to hear it. But like, he
23:12
doesn't stand for anything, due, No, he doesn't. He's kind of
23:15
a piece of shit. And like in the after show, he had kind
23:18
of mentioned that the reason why Joe broke down about it was because she had
23:22
a bunch of things going on in her personal life too, so it kind
23:25
of all came to a head. Yeah, but in the moment, Joe
23:27
was saying to Billy Lee, who was also there, like this is really
23:30
hurtful. I can do what they're saying. She's plugging her fingers into her
23:33
ears, and so in the moment, she's actually traumatized by what the girls
23:37
are doing. Yeah, whether she bounced back later in the night doesn't make
23:40
any difference. So that's just him trying to mitigate and downplay the issue because
23:44
he doesn't want to have to confront it. No, because he's a fucking
23:47
bitch boy. Yes, he is a total bitch boy. And I felt
23:49
a little bad for Joe because she was talking about how all the girls referred
23:53
to her as a crackhead and how she's like, that's really offensive to people
23:56
with ADAD And there's a lot of memes going around already about Joe and being
24:02
like, well, you kind of act like a crazy person. And I
24:04
feel bad about it because we've kind of mentioned it, and she seems like
24:08
a nice enough girl. But when Ali went to the girls and was kind
24:12
of trying to defend Joe, she's like, well, maybe she's coming from
24:15
a good place. I think it was Arianna that was like, no,
24:18
Joe's a piece of shit, apparently Joe. I don't know if it was
24:21
in her talking head or if she said it to Ali, but she said
24:25
that Joe's actually a mean girl like the rest of them. And I think
24:29
I wrote it down. It was something like Ariana says, before you start
24:32
giving a shit for bullying Joe, you need to understand that she went to
24:34
Thanksgiving with me and was in my house hanging out with me when she knew
24:40
full well that Raquel and Tom were in an affair. So like, I
24:42
don't feel bad for Joe. Yeah, and she has a point. Yeah,
24:45
And I'm not trying to defend Joe and the shit she's done. I'm
24:48
just talking about moments. I'm talking about encounters. I'm talking about grow the
24:52
fuck up. You guys are forty years old. You guys can use your
24:55
words and have conversations and or just ignore people, but don't take hats.
24:59
Don't lie at people or talk about their jobs. Sheena, that's just shitty.
25:03
You're a shitty person. One hundred percent. I was really taken aback
25:07
by how mean and bitchy she was, and it was so gross. I'm
25:11
like, you're forty, Like, oh my god, get a grip,
25:14
Like how bad does this look on you? But she doesn't care, no,
25:18
because she thinks she looks hot, and she's like, I'm matching the
25:22
vibe of the night, Like can I dress everybody look how cute I look?
25:25
Like? Shut up, don't care. Nobody cares. Then there is
25:29
this scene with Arianna and Katie and Lala sitting down having a conversation and here
25:34
comes weird ass warm with a mustache or warm without a mustache, Tom Sandoval
25:41
to speak directly to Ariana, or to attempt to asking whether she got the
25:45
email with his very generous offer for the home, and the way though her
25:49
body language she's just curled up into herself in a protective stance. But the
25:55
way she fucking looks at him, Oh my god, if looks could kill
26:00
And she's like, my lawyer has it. And then he goes on and
26:03
says, well, I just want to make sure because you know, I
26:04
sent it over, and she just does not say a word, pays him
26:10
dust. It is so awkward. Katie looks at La La Lah was looking
26:14
at Katie and they're just like, holy shit. Yikes. Yeah, Ice
26:17
queen. Oh I loved it. I'm sure that bothered sand of all so
26:22
much because embarrassed him. Oh yeah. And at the beginning of the night
26:25
he noticed Ariana when she came in and she was looking hot. Yeah okay,
26:29
I mean all that dress was damn and her body was bug it bang.
26:33
And he looked at her too, he was like, oh wow,
26:34
she looks really good and like so I think he wanted to go talk to
26:37
her, partly because he wanted to bother her because he's a fucking nark.
26:41
But I think he was like trying to see if he could get a little
26:45
bit of an inch in and she's not giving him no, nor should she.
26:48
I love it. It's so good. It was really great, so
26:51
great. I think after this, we have Katie sitting down with Sena to
26:57
confront it, which again I have to say that I respect, Yeah,
27:00
because open your mouth and have a conversation like this is a very incendiary topic,
27:04
like this woman may or may not have made out with your husband at
27:08
the time, and you still have feelings about all of this, Like this
27:11
can go left. But Katie's mature. Yep. She's coming at it with
27:15
a calm tone and she's like, this is what I heard, and can
27:18
you explain yourself? And it's Sheena who starts raising her voice yeah and getting
27:23
all animated, and she's like, oh my god, what what do you
27:26
what? Yeah, she's trying to act dumb. It was nothing. It
27:29
was absolutely nothing. And I just didn't even want to acknowledge it because you
27:33
hated me back then, and I just didn't want to make things worse and
27:36
I didn't want to ruin your day, and your husband was already cheating on
27:38
you with a bunch of other girls, and I didn't want to add fuel
27:41
to the fire and all this stupid shit, and I'm just like you could
27:45
have literally just been like, hey, I know you don't like me,
27:48
but your drunk ass, stupid ass husband kissed me against my will in Vegas
27:53
and it was a nothing burger. I had no feelings for it. I
27:56
don't want to ever talk about it again. Maybe come from Schwartz about it,
28:00
like that's all you had to do, right? She didn't, though,
28:03
Well, let's have the conversation, because according to the footage of all
28:06
the flashbacks, I mean, Katie could be a hard person to talk to.
28:10
And at the time that this happened, which I think again was around
28:12
twenty fourteen, Sheena again was on the outskirts of the group. We had
28:18
the power girls being Katie, Kristen and Stossy. And so if Sheena had
28:23
gone to Katie and said, hey, this is what happened, I just
28:26
want to let you know, you know, absolutely not interested, but like,
28:29
I wouldn't want to go another day without you knowing this, how would
28:33
Katie have treated Sheena I think Katie would have probably still stayed with Schwartz,
28:37
yeah, right, because she stayed with him through him doing that with multiple
28:41
other women. Yeah, And I wonder if she would have targeted Sheena.
28:45
I kind of feel like at the time twenty fourteen Katie Tequila, Katie would
28:49
have probably targeted Sheena, And so I can understand why Sheina wouldn't want to
28:56
say anything because she's already on the outskirts. They already kind of picked on
29:00
her. But at the same time, you got to put your big girl
29:03
panties on, yep, and you gotta do the right thing no matter what
29:06
the reaction is. I don't think twenty twenty four Katie would target no,
29:11
Shea. I think twenty twenty four Katie is a girl's girl and she'd be
29:14
like, oh fuck that hoe, yep, thank you for telling me,
29:17
and she would have handled her business. I just don't know how she would
29:19
have reacted in twenty fourteen. But again, I don't think it makes a
29:22
difference. Sheena should have said something. I agree. I think it would
29:26
have spoke volumes if Sheina was honest about it back then and just showed her
29:30
allegiance to Katie and to the girls and stuff and been like, look,
29:33
I don't want to ruin your marriage at all, Like I'm engaged. Wasn't
29:37
she engaged to some dude? She was with Shane Shae, some your guy
29:41
or whatever, so she's her husband, Yeah, said that too, and
29:42
been like, you know, I didn't want this to happen, obviously,
29:45
I don't even want to tell my husband, but I'm gonna have to tell
29:48
him and then just go out of that way. And if Katie reacts badly,
29:52
Katie reacts badly. But like, the whole motivation for Sheina not telling
29:56
her was because she wanted to be in the group and she wanted to be
29:59
a popular girl, and she wanted to sit at the cool girl's table.
30:02
Like that's literally the whole reason. It wasn't because she wanted to protect her
30:06
relationships or anything. In my opinion, I think it was purely because she
30:10
wanted in on the group. I think she did want to protect relationships.
30:12
I think she wanted to protect relationships with the men, with Tom and Tom
30:15
like her allegiance. Her alliance is with the guys, so her loyalty is
30:21
with Tom Schwartz and not Katie. So why should I have to tell her
30:23
she's a bitch. Good point, but Sheina doesn't own up to any of
30:27
it. No, she doesn't take any responsibility. I think Katie brings up
30:32
in this conversation, but like, why are you guys laughing about it over
30:33
the holidays? Right? She really doesn't have a good answer for that.
30:37
No, she doesn't because she's full of shit. Yeah, And I think
30:40
in that moment on Katie's face, you can tell she knows it. And
30:42
I also think Katie's thinking to herself, I can never be this girl's friend,
30:47
Like it can never be more than vander Pump rules coworkers with this girl
30:52
because I cannot trust her because she's fucking shady. Because if you're gonna sit
30:55
there and say she know that it was nothing and you wanted to never acknowledge
30:59
it ever again, why do you bring it up as a joke because you
31:03
don't want it in the side joke? Yes, yeah, between you and
31:04
me, bed Yeah. It has me questioning whether it was really just Schwartz
31:10
forcing himself on her or whether there was something else going on, because she's
31:12
also making that with Ariana that night in Vegas, which is fine whatever,
31:18
Like I can just I question everything. I don't trust her. I don't
31:22
trust Schwartz. I think it's really shitty for Katie to have to deal with
31:26
agreed, and I feel bad for Katie, yeah, because now she has
31:27
to realize even more that her ex husband was such a piece of shit the
31:30
whole time. And then the next day after Hotel Ziggy, we have La
31:34
La, James, and Schwartz hanging out and then Sandoval comes over and this
31:41
was like all kind of stupid, Like Laala's talking about some water somalier thing.
31:45
What is that? I don't know. She's loves her sparkling water,
31:48
and so she wants to become a leading authoritative voice on water, and I'm
31:53
snory, current don't care. This is really just a scene to set up
32:00
sand of all asking Lala whether she would be interested to come over to my
32:05
house tomorrow so you can watch me wail and scream into the living room because
32:09
I'm really working through my problems. I don't think you got la La.
32:13
I'm doing the work. Yeah, I'm doing the work to become a better
32:16
person, and I'd like you to actually come over and witness it, so
32:19
then you could tell everybody else that I'm doing this work, thank you in
32:22
advance, thank you, and Lala has a very mature response to it.
32:24
She's like, well, I don't know how I feel about that. I
32:27
don't know if I want to do it, but let me think on it
32:30
and maybe I will, but I appreciate the offer instead. In the next
32:32
day, my god, this was crazy to me. This was so fucking
32:37
weird. Sandival is on the fucking floor with headphones and a blindfold and doctor
32:42
Vou or doctor Wu whatever his name doctor is DJ Woo woo woo. He's
32:46
DJing some nural beats and stuff and talking into some phone. Listen, he's
32:52
yelling into a microphone. It's not like it's a meditation like I've actually been
32:57
in hypnotherapy where somebody's got to a microphone. I've got the headphones on and
33:01
she's taking me deeper and deeper. No, yeah, doctor Woo woo Woo
33:07
is like yelling into this microphone. Tom's lying on the ground with his headphones.
33:12
You could you don't need the headphones. You can hear him if you
33:14
take them up, because he's screaming in the middle of your living room and
33:16
he is guiding Tom through the process of releasing all of this strama and energy
33:22
through a scream, a primal scream into the void. And of course La
33:27
La walks in right at that moment so she can stand and watch. Just
33:32
bear witness, if you will, as Sandoval shitting himself, breathing, undulating,
33:38
gyrating and we're screaming. I'm like, this is wild. I think
33:43
he literally calls it in his talking head it was an emotional orgasm. Yeah,
33:46
I'm like, your cringe as fuck, bro, Like this is so
33:50
weird. I mean, that's great that you want to work on yourself and
33:53
do guided meditation and guided breathing and whatever like used to be in the spiritual
33:59
scene. Like I get it. Okay, that's great. But with Sandoval,
34:01
with these weird people that he's paying to do this on the show,
34:05
I'm just like, this is cruel. It is entirely performative. And this
34:08
is where we have to revisit the conversation as to whether the editors are really
34:15
trying to pull off a redemption arc for Tom Sandival or are they sneakily showing
34:22
how preposterous and ridiculous he is because nobody's buying into it. As we said
34:28
earlier, nobody is buying into your redemption story. Well are they? I
34:32
think they're trying to do that because it's advantageous to them and their career.
34:37
But like nobody in the audience is buying into Tom Sandoval's rehabilitation, and I
34:43
think a lot of that has to do with how this is being edited.
34:45
I personally am starting to believe that the editors are doing this on purpose.
34:49
They are showing him to be the absolute preposterous person that he is, vapid,
34:53
superficial, not doing the work not really. Yeah, and I think
34:59
they are setting our and Katy up to be the queens of the season.
35:01
Oooo. I mean I could totally see that because there is a lot of
35:05
like good edits for arian and Katie. Like I know, at the beginning
35:07
of the season, they were trying to like kind of villainize Ariana, but
35:12
nobody was taking it serious. Well, I mean they were before, like
35:15
with the lawsuits and stuff when that came out and everybody was like, fuck
35:17
Arianna for not taking his offer and not paying the bills and stuff like that.
35:22
Okay, that's why. But now everybody's seeing it for what it is
35:25
and being like Ariana's a queen bitch. Yeah, why would you, why
35:28
did you take that offer? Why would you talk to him like exa,
35:30
why why? Why? Yeah, so maybe it is maybe they are showing
35:34
Tom zannival for being such a loser, because then they show him in the
35:37
scenes with the singles parties and dating Tea and like all this stupid shit,
35:40
but it makes him look super cring. Yes, And when you think about
35:45
the fact that last season, I think they won an Emmy for the scandalval
35:50
season, like the way they put that together after the cameras were down and
35:54
the scandal broke and they they came back into film, and the way they
35:59
started incorporating some of the things that happened after into the episodes as we were
36:04
watching, Like you're you're you're talking about very talented editors. Yeah, yeah,
36:07
so I'm They're not dumb. No, I don't. I don't know
36:10
that they really believed that anybody was going to believe that Tom Sandoval was doing
36:16
the work. I feel like Bravo knows better. I feel like they know
36:19
their audience better than like say TLC, who doesn't care about their audience at
36:23
all when they platform stupid people like Angela might trail. So yeah, maybe
36:28
we'll see maybe maybe I don't know, just a thought. But then after
36:31
Sandoval screams his emotional orgasm, then Laala well, he makes her La La
36:37
a latte, and then they go outside and talk and Lala kind of confronts
36:42
Sandoval a little bit, but she's nice, like she's kind of calm,
36:45
she temper her voice even, and she's just being very upfront and being like,
36:49
I just wanted to know Scandival was not like the only thing that made
36:52
me stop being your friend. It was everything. It was the cherry on
36:55
top of the shit Sunday. You were being a piece of shit this entire
37:00
time. But like you know, I'm open to us kind of rekindling things
37:05
a little bit, but we'll kind of see. Like she's like, I'm
37:07
kind of putting my distance, and Sandoval's like, sweet, yeah, awesome,
37:12
I want to be your friend again. Yeah. I think he perceives
37:14
her as a powerful ally so he wants her in his corner. And then
37:19
we move on to something about her and Katie and Arianna are setting up their
37:23
sandwiches for everybody to taste, right, which they had already done last year.
37:28
Last year. But I'm like, Laala, why are you complaining about
37:31
that I know you're like, yeah, this is the same cuprazy sandwich,
37:35
the same sandwich I had last year. Well, then why did you come?
37:37
They want you there to support their endeavor. They're trying to open the
37:42
doors. They're in permit hell, and so just show up for your friends,
37:46
put a fucking smile on your face, and don't bitch about it the
37:49
entire dime. I know, it's so fucking Judge, so hypocritical when she's
37:52
like, oh, people are so full of shit and they're not transparent,
37:55
and I'm like, you're talking shit about this interaction, right, These girls
37:59
are trying to do something for themselves, like be supportive, like they're trying
38:01
to support you. God. Yeah, so kind of so ridiculous. But
38:06
then this is where it's so funny. Dude, DJ James Kennedy coming from
38:10
the left with the X Factor, Oh my god, everybody's sitting there eating
38:15
sandwiches. I think it was Schwartz that said, like, you know,
38:17
I need kind of like a meteor sandwich, like a man sandwich or whatever,
38:22
and James is like, well, we all know he loves a sloppy
38:24
joke. And this is becoming a meme now, and it's so it's looking
38:29
funny yet I haven't seen it. I'll show you a thing that I did
38:32
you see the thing I posted on our story. No, I'm sorry,
38:36
I'll show you books. Oh my god, about eating as that was uncensored.
38:43
No, but that was so fucking funny. That comment was hilarious.
38:45
It was really really hilarious. Schwartz gets all embarrassed about it because he knows
38:50
it's fucking true, and all everybody else doesn't say anything. Well, they're
38:53
laughing though to themselves. Yeah, everybody's laughing. Oh, I'm it was
38:59
a singer. It was great and it's so well deserved. I mean,
39:01
I'm telling you, I kind of like James this season. I think he's
39:05
fucking funny. I like how brashy is he just calls people out and he's
39:08
kind of crazy. H I love it. Yeah, sorry, I can't
39:13
dig a domestic abuser. Well, it's allegend. It is all allegend.
39:15
It's very hard for me to cross that room and approve of DJ James Kennedy.
39:22
But yeah, okay, so then I think it was still at Something
39:27
about Her where Lala takes Ariana to the side and is like, yeah,
39:30
by the way, I went over to your house today and I saw Sandoval
39:35
doing his breath work and I talked to him, and Ariana's kind of sied
39:38
eyeing her, and it's like okay, cool, like whatever. And then
39:42
Sandoval had told Lala during this interaction about how their dog or Ariana's dog Maya,
39:50
got into her room or something and ate a bunch of shit five hundred
39:53
laxatives. Previously had eaten five hundred laxatives. Yeah, this time had eaten
39:59
like chicken skewers or something. But I mean, pause on the five Who
40:04
has five hundred laxatives? I mean that's why. Why does anybody have five
40:07
hundred laxatives? I don't fucking know? And like, why are you letting
40:10
your dog be around stuff that it can get into? Like if you know
40:14
your dog will get into a bunch of shit, like put it away.
40:17
Yeah, Like absolutely, it's your problem. It's your And so it sounds
40:21
like Tom Sandoval is very irresponsible with the dog. So as Lala's trying to
40:24
come in on a campaign tip for Tom Sandoval, she's trying to like rally
40:30
for Tom, Ariana so deftly just curves her and she's like, oh yeah,
40:34
that guy the guy who almost fucking killed my dog multiple times, the
40:37
guy who doesn't give a shit about her and locked her in my room and
40:39
so she ate this food and these wood skewers and I had to take her
40:44
to the vet and it's costing me six thousand dollar hairs that fucking loser.
40:47
Yeah, and Lala just shuts up. She's like, yeah, it's like,
40:52
shut up. I don't know why we're acting like Sandoval is being a
40:57
good person or like he's made so much effort in being a good person,
41:00
Like Ariana just keeps bringing all this shit up about what he does and I'm
41:05
just like, dude, And with the laxative story, I'm like, he
41:07
probably did that too. He probably left shit out and the dog got into
41:12
it. Yeah, and then he didn't give a shit because with the chicken,
41:16
yeah, literally didn't give a shit. And that dog, Like I
41:19
don't even know how that dog is alive. Yeah, I don't know either,
41:22
but he sounds extremely irresponsible. And one thing we know about Ariana is
41:28
she loves her animals and she refers to them as her children, and I
41:31
believe her. This is how she regards them. And so for Tom to
41:36
just have this wanton disregard for her beloved animals is really sad and no wonder
41:43
she's as pissed as she is. Yeah, did you hear by the way
41:45
that she I think last week purchased a home for herself for one point six
41:50
million dollar hairs wow, And she's still in a lawsuit presently with Tom sound
41:54
of all, trying to figure out how they're going to offload or sell the
41:59
current house. But she's got enough funds and resources, funny that she can
42:02
maintain that house and also purchase a new house, a very beautiful house.
42:07
And meanwhile, at the end of this I guarantee you Tom's gonna have to
42:09
sell that fucking house and he's gonna end up in the same apartment complex with
42:13
Kristen and Katy. Oh my god, yeah, back an apartment row.
42:16
But yes, Ariana is moving on up. Well, that just proves Lala
42:22
right, because Lala earlier of the episode made a comment about that too,
42:24
like, I don't know why Arianna's holding onto this house with standal. It's
42:28
fucking weird because she's making all this money, she can afford an apartment right,
42:32
Like, hmmm, right, you'll you never had that problem with Randal
42:37
because you didn't own anything. Randall owned it. All. All you had
42:40
in common was a baby, and so you have a different kind of an
42:43
issue, Laala. Not everything is like how you experienced it. Let Arianna
42:46
take care of her own self, as she's a big girl, she can
42:49
do it, and stop commenting about everybody else's fucking life and their business.
42:52
It really feels like she's inserting herself into various situations to move along the plot
43:00
a story, yea yeah. And then we get to sir and Lisa vander
43:06
Pump's there because because why because why do we need Lisa vander Pump? They're
43:10
bringing What is she do for the show? Like, she does not need
43:15
to be on the show. No, she doesn't, continue to please,
43:16
No, she doesn't. But she makes the same comment that La La does
43:21
about the restaurant in her talking head, She's like, why aren't they open
43:22
yet? Because of permits? Yeah, you know what it is. And
43:25
because you didn't help them, like you helped Tom and Tom exactly with Tom
43:29
Tom yeah and the bar, right, yeah, she help out with them.
43:31
I don't think I don't know that she helped out with Schwartz and Sandy.
43:35
She had a lot of opinions about it, but she did not want
43:37
to invest. Okay, but still Tom Tom Yeah, yeah, I don't
43:39
know, leave Lisa vander Pump. This whole scene was like stupid, Yeah,
43:44
because Katie and Arianna tell her about how Sheena and Schwartz made out and
43:49
Lisa vander Pump acts surprised and then that's it, like it's like whatever.
43:52
This whole scene was good because of what happened at the end with Brock and
43:59
Schwartz. Ye, what happened at the end, because apparently back at Hotel
44:04
Ziggy Knight at the end of that night, Katie and a guy named Max
44:07
was on previous seasons of vander Pump Rules. You may have remembered him.
44:10
I think he dated Sheena for a little while, but he got the ick
44:14
like every other guy on the planet has gotten with Sheena, and he ends
44:19
up going home with Katie. And for whatever reason, Sheena has his location
44:24
data and she's snooping, she's snooping on it, and she was checking his
44:29
location. She knows that he spent the night with Katie, that he was
44:32
there. The next morning, she tells Brock this, and so Brock,
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with his big fucking head is standing at the bar with Tom Schwartz and tells
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Tom Schwartz, by the way, Katie banged Max, Yeah, your brother,
44:45
you're bro you're Broski, and Schwartz like is just like really mad Max,
44:50
and he kind of acts surprised. But I feel like Loki, he's
44:52
hurting a little bit, yeah, but he has no testosterone, so we
44:55
can't do anything about it. No, And I'm also like, you can't
44:58
really be hurt because you did the same fucking shit to her marriage, right,
45:01
So it's like you can't say anything about it. And it was kind
45:05
of interesting because in the conversation with Brock, like Schwartz is saying before all
45:09
of this, like I was a piece of shit during my marriage, and
45:12
I fucked up a lot, you know, granted like my feelings about Katie
45:15
aside, like I wasn't the best. So I was like, that's interesting.
45:19
You have a moment of self reflection and then you get to hear that
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your ex wife fucked your best friend or whatever. I hope that hurts.
45:25
Yeah, But the way that Brock presents it is really shitty because he's like,
45:29
there's a whole double standard here because remember when Katie told you, Tom
45:32
Schwartz, that you're not supposed to covort with any members of the Friend group,
45:37
and then you went and kissed Raquel last season, and Katie got super
45:39
fucking pissed. Well, why is it okay then for her to then go
45:43
and fuck Max. Well, first and foremost, it's one year later.
45:45
Yeah, Tom Schwartz didn't listen to what she requested from him, right and
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flaunted it in front of her face in Mexico that he was kissing Raquel,
45:55
And so then why would she fucking care about how he feels Brockett is not
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a double star. And also, stay out of other people's fucking business.
46:01
I know, I'm like, shut the fuck up, who are you?
46:04
Like? Why are you spreading this shit around? And then because Shina probably
46:07
told him so, yeah, because you know that's what you do when you
46:12
tell your spouse something. Well, I think they were concocting ahead of time
46:15
that they were going to drop this bomb on this night. Although I think
46:19
Sina wanted to be the one to do it. I think brock jumped the
46:22
gun. And the reason she is so pissed is not because brock said anything,
46:25
because she would have rather kept it to herself. She wanted to drop
46:29
the bomb when it was most advantageous for her, or when it would actually
46:34
hurt Katie, because again, Katie came for her on Hotel Ziggy Night for
46:37
kissing Tom Schwartz. So I just feel like Sheina was trying to maneuver around
46:42
that and use it at the best time, and Brock spoiled her plant and
46:45
that's why she's pissed. And so they talk about it at the table.
46:49
This is where Laala's getting frustrated, like what you went home with Max?
46:52
Like what about that? And little and everybody's getting confused, and Katie's just
46:57
like, well, I didn't give you my consent and to know my location
47:00
what I'm doing, m M, it's none of your fucking Why are you
47:05
snooping on me? Why are you invading my privacy? Which is where she
47:08
is like, I didn't mean to do that. It just so happened to
47:13
check, Like, oh, I hope you got home safe. Oh I'm
47:14
god he's not home yet. Yeah whateverde In the after show, she says
47:19
the same fucking thing. She has the same story like, oh, he's
47:22
just my friend. I was just looking and I happened to notice and so
47:24
I mentioned something to Brock and then he said something, shut the fuck up.
47:28
You're acting dumb, and you're playing dumb because you got caught for snooping,
47:32
and you were like you were said she was gonna probably bring it up
47:36
when it was best for her, And I just think it's so fucking shady.
47:40
And Sina says that she's got like fifty six people's fucking locations, which
47:45
is weird as fuck. I don't know how they get their location data.
47:50
It's an iPhone thing, Like we are android people, so I don't know
47:52
that we do that. That's weird. What's up? So, yeah,
47:54
she collects people's locations, but I guess in order to stop following somebody's location,
48:00
like you have to pick a setting and then the person that you stop
48:05
following gets a notification. Oh, like Delia has stopped giving a shit about
48:09
location, and so in order to avoid drama, she just continues to amass
48:14
all of these locations. I'm just like, I think you're just snooping.
48:16
I think you're just in everybody's business. I think you're collecting data so you
48:20
can use it against people. Yeah, and I don't believe you, Shina,
48:22
that you're a good person. It's really fucking shady, And like I
48:25
felt bad for Katie a little bit because she looked like, wow, like
48:29
embarrassed, because it seems like it was like this drunken thing that they probably
48:35
didn't intend to happen, like they were flirting whatever, and it just happened,
48:37
and maybe she didn't want people to know right away, and that's fucking
48:40
lame that now everybody in the group knows, and it's fucking on camera now.
48:45
And so now Katie has to deal with that. And this is all
48:49
right after she's dealing with the fact that Sheena and Schwartz made out twelve years
48:53
ago, and right before this, Katie had confronted Shorts about it because he
48:59
had came over, you know, dropped off a drink or something, and
49:01
she's like, you fucked up, dude, And now what Right now she
49:05
looks like an asshole because she fucked her his best friend after they're already separated,
49:09
right right, it's just like a man. And so let me ask
49:13
you about Lala at the table when she gets up and she's like, I
49:16
gotta go, guys, nobody's transparent, Nobody is a real person here.
49:20
Everybody's just full of shit? Is she in this moment pissed off at Katie
49:23
because Katie did that? Yeah, it seemed because she kind of ropes them
49:28
into it, like Katie's shady for doing it and not saying anything. But
49:31
I'm like, girl who cares talking about? Like why does it matter who
49:36
Katie's fucking at this point? Well, and I'm like, how were you
49:39
transparent when you were denying the fact that you were a mistress with fucking toad
49:44
Man that you were with, And how were you transparent when you were fucking
49:46
James when he was with Rack hol Right? Oh God, this group of
49:51
people a bunch of degenerate budget hippock rat ridiculous. But a good episode,
49:57
I mean, yeah, we had some good stuff that happened. Oh yeah,
50:00
And then we have the previews where Schwartz confronts Katie about fucking Max.
50:05
So I'm kind of excited to see how that happens. I'm wondering when we
50:08
get to see the fact that they're dating the same girl. Yeah, like
50:13
that's been a preview. I don't know first so many episodes now and we
50:15
haven't seen it yet. I think it's got to be coming up. Yeah,
50:17
I hope. So, and then Brock says Ariana needs to stop being
50:22
bitter. And again, Brock, I don't care about your fucking opinion right
50:25
at all. Yeah, and then you're a non motherfucking factor. Yeah,
50:30
your opinion doesn't matter in this situation, clout goblin. And then we have
50:34
everybody at the beach hanging out, Santaval's there, and Ariana is getting pissed
50:37
about something that Santabal's saying. Well, She's like, well, if you
50:40
guys keep bringing this bitch ass, whole ass, broke ass ho boy around
50:46
me, of course I'm going to be upset. I don't want to fucking
50:50
talk to him. How many times? So I have to tell you I
50:52
don't want to be a part of it. I don't want to talk to
50:53
him, I don't want him near me. Just stop fucking doing this shit.
50:57
So she's starting to reach her lips with this fake friend group, and
51:01
I don't blame her. I don't blame her at all. And maybe you're
51:05
right, like I think you'd said a couple episodes ago, that you think
51:07
maybe Ariana is starting to get out of VPR altogether, and maybe this is
51:13
the catalyst because she's got all these fake ass fucking people that are being like,
51:15
yeah, I need to step being such a bitter fucking bitch, you
51:19
need to be friends with right and foisting him upon her yeah when she doesn't
51:23
want any part of it. Yeah. It's frustrating, yep, but it's
51:29
entertainting. It is. We will definitely continue to follow. We will be
51:32
back next week for more vander Pump Rules. Yeah. Uh is there anything
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