Latest / Never Post / Mailbag #11: Someone To Tell Us How To Be
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- 0:08Mike Rugnetta: Friends, hello, and welcome to NeverPost's
- 0:12jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell mailbag twenty twenty five
- 0:15in which we respond to listener emails, comments, voicemails,
- 0:18and voice messages about our segments. A surprising number of
- 0:22missives this round delivered by the mailman. Though they mostly
- 0:27appear to be poorly written letters with awful handwriting
- 0:31requesting things like pop guns, Lego sets, and puppies addressed
- 0:36to some guy who definitely does not work here. Beginning to
- 0:40think there may have been a mix up at the post office. Anyways,
- 0:43we're only a small Internet show.
- 0:46We're gonna see what we can do about all of these puppy
- 0:48requests. I'm your host, Mike Rugnetta. Joining me here today
- 0:51in order of how likely I think it is that they may have gotten
- 0:54their tongue frozen to a flagpole as a child decreasing.
- 0:59Hans Buetow: Oh. Okay. So most likely first.
- 1:01Mike Rugnetta: Oh. Based entirely upon geography, never
- 1:05post senior producer Hans Buteau. Yeah.
- 1:09Hans Buetow: My geography is cold. It was nine degrees
- 1:14yesterday, max. It's been snowing a lot recently. I live
- 1:17in the Twin Cities, and I grew up here. So, yeah, absolutely.
- 1:21I have frozen here's I'm not
- 1:23Mike Rugnetta: frozen my tongue too.
- 1:24Hans Buetow: Is the flagpole? But you know how well,
- 1:28especially when you're a kid, I was gonna say, you know how
- 1:30accidentally you lick your zipper on your jacket once in a
- 1:33while. I mean, you don't. But when you're a kid, you do. When
- 1:35you're
- 1:35Mike Rugnetta: a kid, you absolutely do your thing.
- 1:37Hans Buetow: You you huddle yeah. Exactly. Yes.
- 1:39Georgia Hampton: Huddle your Sure.
- 1:40Hans Buetow: Sure. Middle is exactly what you're
- 1:42Mike Rugnetta: talking about.
- 1:42Hans Buetow: Yes. And then your tongue, like, glances against in
- 1:45its 16 below, and all of
- 1:46Mike Rugnetta: a sudden no longer a glance.
- 1:48Hans Buetow: Yeah. Yeah. All of a sudden, you're stuck to your
- 1:50zipper. That has happened Next to
- 1:52Mike Rugnetta: in the roster, based again entirely upon
- 1:55geography, friend of the show, Meagle Janardan.
- 1:57Meghal Janardan: Yeah. I don't think my tongue has ever frozen
- 2:01against anything, but I have been slashed by ice. Woah.
- 2:06Slashed by ice. Sledding accident.
- 2:09Oh. Classic.
- 2:10Mike Rugnetta: Let the audience know that Meagle made a motion
- 2:12indicating that she got the coolest, most badass injury in
- 2:15the world.
- 2:16An ice cut across the face.
- 2:20Never post producer Georgia Hampton.
- 2:22Georgia Hampton: Okay. So I think I literally have done
- 2:24this. Like, I have a vivid memory of that specific feeling
- 2:30of my tongue being sucked to something that's, like, very
- 2:33strong, and having to figure out how to free myself and the panic
- 2:37of, like,
- 2:38Georgia Hampton: uh-oh, the consequences of my actions.
- 2:42Mike Rugnetta: And finally, never post executive producer
- 2:44Jason Oberholtzer.
- 2:46Jason Oberholtzer: I would never do such a thing.
- 2:48Georgia Hampton: And I know that.
- 2:49Georgia Hampton: Two watts.
- 2:50Jason Oberholtzer: Two My entire life, I've been in a climate
- 2:52where that was available to me, and yet I have decided to make a
- 2:55better choice every time it was on offer. Wow. Okay.
- 3:01Mike Rugnetta: And that's why Jason's the EP of the show,
- 3:03folks.
- 3:04Hans Buetow: Mike, have you had such a thing happen?
- 3:06Mike Rugnetta: Oh, god. Yes. Absolutely. Oh, wow. Oh.
- 3:08Georgia Hampton: Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I mean,
- 3:10Mike Rugnetta: I would just wander around my grandmother's
- 3:12house in Boston during this during the Boston winters and
- 3:15just, you know, lick every piece of metal I could possibly find.
- 3:18Jason Oberholtzer: That's what
- 3:18Georgia Hampton: I'm talking about. Mike's
- 3:20Hans Buetow: a very lingual four word. It's how Mike engages with
- 3:24a lot of the world.
- 3:25Mike Rugnetta: Heard about this one guy in Connecticut who
- 3:27refused to, and I was like, well, I gotta maintain balance
- 3:30in the universe.
- 3:31Jason Oberholtzer: So Yeah. Have you ever considered making a
- 3:33better choice?
- 3:35Mike Rugnetta: You know? No.
- 3:37Georgia Hampton: Good.
- 3:40Mike Rugnetta: Anyways, let's make a podcast.
- 3:41Jason Oberholtzer: Yeah. Speaking of making bad choices,
- 3:43we've got a lot of mail. I'd like to start us out like we
- 3:48normally do with some responses to the previous mailbag and the
- 3:52subjects that came up there. And as a reminder, everybody, there
- 3:55are many ways to get in touch with us if you wanna be a part
- 3:58of these mailbags and look to the show notes for all of them.
- 4:01So I have one email in particular responding to some of
- 4:04the chatting you were doing last mailbag that I thought was
- 4:07particularly relevant in the holiday season.
- 4:09We're gonna do some spiritual stuff, gang.
- 4:12Mike Rugnetta: You know, we have we have joked in the past that
- 4:14this is a religious podcast. And then have joked that the more
- 4:18that we make that joke internally, the closer it gets
- 4:21to being weirdly kind of true. Mhmm.
- 4:24Jason Oberholtzer: Well, I got an email for you, bud. We're
- 4:27getting close. This comes from Alex Friedman. I've been
- 4:31thinking about emailing the show for some time because I love it.
- 4:33I'm a member, and because I'm a rabbi.
- 4:36Oh. The last reason makes sense only because Never Post was
- 4:40deeply influential to me and to the high holiday sermon I just
- 4:44gave a week or so ago. Oh. I spoke about Addictive
- 4:48Technologies, Neil Postman, and focusing on local things you can
- 4:52actually influence over things that are just designed to get
- 4:55you angry and impotently engaged or enraged. Oh.
- 5:00I thought that might be too boring to be worth an email, but
- 5:02then Mike mentioned in the latest mailbag episode that he
- 5:05loves Rhode Island, and I'm in Providence.
- 5:08Mike Rugnetta: I this is only proving me more right that
- 5:11Providence that, yeah, Rhode Island rules. Yeah.
- 5:14Jason Oberholtzer: I know y'all are inclined to think
- 5:15politically about solutions to crisis of the social Internet,
- 5:18but I'm a rabbi, at least in part because I believe that
- 5:20religious institutions have a crucial role to play. They are,
- 5:24by definition and necessity, local. They are one of the last
- 5:27places, though this is becoming less true in some places and
- 5:30ways, where people of different politics and economic
- 5:34backgrounds come together regularly in common purpose, and
- 5:37they are a bastion of communal meaning making in a world that
- 5:40wants to teach us we are meant only to consume alone and be
- 5:44angry. Mhmm. He concludes, I'm happy to send the sermon along
- 5:47if you want to read it.
- 5:48I hope this note finds you well. It does and I do, so please send
- 5:52it along.
- 5:53Mike Rugnetta: Yeah. I would love to read that. Please send
- 5:55it along.
- 5:55Georgia Hampton: Yeah, please. That sounds awesome.
- 5:56Hans Buetow: Incredible. So what do we
- 5:58Jason Oberholtzer: think about the role of a religious
- 6:00institution as one of the last places where people of different
- 6:03political and economic backgrounds come together in
- 6:06common purpose? Wasn't that supposed to be the Internet?
- 6:11Mike Rugnetta: Interesting. Mean, I wonder the degree to
- 6:14which this is true on the larger scale. Like, I don't actually
- 6:17know, but it is extremely heartening to read that it is at
- 6:21least true in some places.
- 6:23Georgia Hampton: Yeah. Yeah. I do think there's very few in in
- 6:28world places. Sorry.
- 6:31Georgia Hampton: Oh, no. It's not it's,
- 6:34Mike Rugnetta: you know, in universe locations.
- 6:35Georgia Hampton: In universe. Yeah.
- 6:36Georgia Hampton: Canonical. Is this church canon? They say,
- 6:39Chad. This reminded me there's an another conversation I've
- 6:43been following online right now about movie theaters, kind of in
- 6:46a a sort of similar way of this space in our real lived world
- 6:54where we are gathering together for a shared goal, in the case
- 7:00of movie theaters. And I imagine in the case of religious
- 7:02institutions, the idea being that you are not allowed to be
- 7:06on your phone, that there are very few places left where that
- 7:10is explicitly understood.
- 7:13And in the things I've seen, movie theaters obviously fall
- 7:16under that category, though many people do not follow that. Mhmm.
- 7:20And I imagine the same is true for religious institutions.
- 7:23Mike Rugnetta: I think it's yeah. There's, like, relatively
- 7:25few places that you go where there is some percentage of the
- 7:29group of people that is there has a strong idea about how
- 7:32everybody is supposed to behave while they're there and enforces
- 7:35that.
- 7:36Georgia Hampton: Yes.
- 7:36Mike Rugnetta: It's one of the reasons I love metal and punk
- 7:39rock shows. Because when someone gets out of line, there's a big
- 7:42group of people there who will very gently, but very firmly say
- 7:45Meghal Janardan: Mhmm.
- 7:45Mike Rugnetta: We don't behave that way here. It's not what
- 7:47this is for.
- 7:48Meghal Janardan: Yes. Do you think a classroom will fall into
- 7:50that?
- 7:51Mike Rugnetta: That's a good question. I and I wonder if the
- 7:54answer is different pre and post device ban, which is really sort
- 7:59of sweeping the nation at this very moment.
- 8:02Jason Oberholtzer: Mhmm. It's almost like we have a natural
- 8:06inclination to desire some structure and authority around
- 8:10us at times.
- 8:11Georgia Hampton: I mean It
- 8:13Jason Oberholtzer: can be nice. It can
- 8:14Georgia Hampton: be nice.
- 8:16Georgia Hampton: That's not very girl boss slay.
- 8:21Georgia Hampton: We gotta take our medicine sometimes. Yeah.
- 8:24Meghal Janardan: But interesting about that comment is that it
- 8:27implies that having a device around you is anti structure in
- 8:33some way, where I would argue that having a phone on you is
- 8:37following a different set of rules. Like Yes. The people who
- 8:42want you to hold your phone all the time and want to be online,
- 8:46and that's a different environment with its own rules.
- 8:49It just clashes with a movie theater, a church Yes. A
- 8:54synagogue, what have you.
- 8:55Jason Oberholtzer: Yeah. Yeah. It is in some ways in, like,
- 8:57conflict that you're walking around with a social compact in
- 9:00your pocket that's very different from the spaces you
- 9:02move between
- 9:03Mike Rugnetta: Yes. That have
- 9:04Jason Oberholtzer: different social compacts.
- 9:05Georgia Hampton: Yeah. Like it's not just that it's different,
- 9:07it's that it's like directly in opposition to those spaces.
- 9:13Jason Oberholtzer: Well, because they're both kind of asking the
- 9:14same thing, which is that they want you to be here. Yeah. They
- 9:17just happen to be co located and at odds.
- 9:21Meghal Janardan: Mhmm. We got some responses to the segment I
- 9:25worked on on New Luddism. One of them from a friend of the show,
- 9:29Talia. Talia wrote in, what a great episode. Love your work,
- 9:33Meagle.
- 9:33Thank you. It just so happened that Jathan Sadowski was holding
- 9:37a Luddite tribunal at the local public library last night. So,
- 9:40of course, I had to mosey down and have a gander. Although the
- 9:43analysis and antics were fun, the library had risk assess
- 9:47smashing things and found it, well, risky. Instead, they
- 9:50commissioned, quote, Enoch shredder, unquote, to shred
- 9:53paper icons of the technology we deem smash able.
- 9:57Jason Oberholtzer: Amazing. That is suspicious.
- 9:59Georgia Hampton: I'll put it on.
- 10:03Meghal Janardan: Fun little tautological knots aside, I
- 10:05guess the event didn't delve into the questions I feel most
- 10:08strongly about, and these were the ones I think this episode
- 10:11tackled. Like, generally, one of the most important questions to
- 10:14me is, can you even smash a virtual machine? There
- 10:17definitely feels like there is an important moment going on in
- 10:20which capital is trying to make its instruments less contingent
- 10:23on labor. Maybe more clearly stated, are they making the
- 10:27machines networked and virtual with protective intention? Can
- 10:30tools of this nature ever be democratized?
- 10:34I would question, is it really virtual? I I I think that that
- 10:40maybe is something that a lot of companies are having us think is
- 10:44that, you know, like, the cloud is in the cloud when a lot of
- 10:47technology is not there there's a physical aspect to all the
- 10:51technology that we engage with. We just kind of are being more
- 10:55and more removed from it. Yes. I also think that, you know, if
- 11:00we're not gonna go mosey our way down to a data center, maybe
- 11:04another way to look at smashing virtual technology is through
- 11:08boycotting.
- 11:09Hans Buetow: It reminds me, Meaghel, of of what they were
- 11:11talking about, of what especially Mohammed was talking
- 11:13about in the interview about all the different types of sabotage
- 11:17that exist.
- 11:18Meghal Janardan: Yes. Yes. Yeah. Mohammed and Emily were talking
- 11:23about that it's not always about smashing a physical piece of
- 11:27technology. You know, there's other ways to resist and kind of
- 11:31break down the technology even through using it.
- 11:33Mike Rugnetta: You have to smash the Epson printer in your heart
- 11:35first.
- 11:37Georgia Hampton: Oh my god.
- 11:40Meghal Janardan: Next up, we got an email from Julia Fisher in
- 11:43response to the episode I worked on about my attention span. This
- 11:48episode made me think about my own relationship with my phone
- 11:51usage and particularly short form video. In about twenty
- 11:55twenty two, I was halfway across the road when I realized that I
- 11:58had been using TikTok without enjoying it for months. I took
- 12:01that moment to delete the app and have never gone back. I
- 12:04could feel how the app had its hooks in my brain, and I knew
- 12:07that I had to remove myself from the cycle there and then.
- 12:10I am still annoyed that a medium, which I think has so
- 12:13much potential for really interesting and unique
- 12:15expressions, been used as a tool to squeeze the hours out of my
- 12:18day like a juicer. I'm ashamed to say that in the past year, I
- 12:22started going at Instagram reels instead.
- 12:24Georgia Hampton: Oh my god. I saw. The freaks.
- 12:28Mike Rugnetta: Home of the freaks.
- 12:30Meghal Janardan: I feel similar. I could give various arguments
- 12:33as to why I've gone back, but ultimately, it's the same brain
- 12:35hooks from a different app. One thing I've noticed with
- 12:38Instagram though is that one of my core themes my algorithm
- 12:41keeps returning me to is productivity. I believe it
- 12:44started from a few videos about how to do good academia, which
- 12:47makes sense since I've recently returned to university for a
- 12:50master's. And, of course, Meta could consult their
- 12:53constellation of data about me to find out the second I
- 12:56submitted my application.
- 12:58From those academia videos, I have then been shown a number of
- 13:02videos similar to the episode, which are about how to rebuild
- 13:05your attention. Mhmm. I am fascinated by the process of an
- 13:08app showing me videos, which acknowledge that the experience
- 13:12is not pleasant and then showing techniques of how to stop using
- 13:15it. It's hardly new for systems to present their own critiques,
- 13:19but seeing people talk in practical terms about how to
- 13:22stop does feel different. It all makes me wonder about how the
- 13:25future of digital systems will be built on co opted critique.
- 13:30Could Instagram just be setting up a smokescreen by showing me
- 13:33these videos, showing me the way out to trick me into thinking I
- 13:36can leave whenever I want? Oh. Woah. You should definitely
- 13:43subscribe to the Neverpost RSS feed and continue to listen to
- 13:47this podcast.
- 13:47Georgia Hampton: I'm trying to
- 13:48Meghal Janardan: can learn how to stop
- 13:50Georgia Hampton: listening to podcasts. But just listen to
- 13:53this podcast.
- 13:53Jason Oberholtzer: Could Instagram be showing you the way
- 13:56out to trick you into thinking you can leave whenever you want?
- 13:59We know the answer, and we'll tell you soon later on. Never
- 14:02post.
- 14:03Mike Rugnetta: After these messages. After
- 14:04Georgia Hampton: these messages. If you're a member,
- 14:08Georgia Hampton: you'll get access to that conversation
- 14:10early.
- 14:12Mike Rugnetta: Should we should we just start printing out
- 14:13transcripts and mailing them to people? Is that the better
- 14:16option? Finish an episode. Do the transcripts.
- 14:20Meghal Janardan: Not to be confused with a newspaper. Oh.
- 14:23Georgia Hampton: Uh-oh. Mike accidentally invented
- 14:25newspapers. Newspapers.
- 14:26Mike Rugnetta: Interesting. Interesting. You know, this
- 14:29podcast industry thing is doesn't really seem to be
- 14:32working out for the world. Let's just go and check. How is the
- 14:36news publishing industry doing?
- 14:40Georgia Hampton: Oh, Mike. I already checked.
- 14:41Georgia Hampton: It's awesome. It's so good.
- 14:46Georgia Hampton: Oh my god. I do have to I have to yell about the
- 14:49TikTok to Instagram reel pipeline.
- 14:53Mike Rugnetta: Where where what's the state
- 14:55Jason Oberholtzer: of it now? Because it used to be, like,
- 14:56TikTok had everything first and it was cool, then Instagram was
- 14:59boomer y and had it late. But now, like okay. Still that?
- 15:03Georgia Hampton: Yes. Oh,
- 15:04Meghal Janardan: still that.
- 15:04Georgia Hampton: Oh, I'm just gonna
- 15:05Jason Oberholtzer: know TikTok seems like it's all commercials,
- 15:07and Instagram seems like it's all sickos.
- 15:09Mike Rugnetta: Instagram reels, at least in my experience in
- 15:11comparison to using TikTok, is full of fucking weirdos. Oh,
- 15:16okay. Strange. Like, the amount of just truly bizarre stuff that
- 15:21I see, it's is just mountains more of it on Instagram than I
- 15:27ever saw on TikTok.
- 15:28Georgia Hampton: I do wonder how long it will take for the the
- 15:31ads, the endless advertising to get to Reels because I do still
- 15:38feel like TikTok I I generally avoid Reels because I'm like,
- 15:42listen, if I'm going to be drinking straight from the hose
- 15:45of this kind of content, I'm gonna do it once.
- 15:48Mike Rugnetta: Like it to be like it to be water and not
- 15:50chlorine or
- 15:51Georgia Hampton: Yeah. Exactly.
- 15:52Georgia Hampton: Yeah. And, like, I have a lot of a a few
- 15:55friends in my life who genuinely have been like, yeah. I'm so
- 15:58glad that I never got on TikTok. And I'm like, diva, Let's check
- 16:02our Instagram DMs. How many times are you looking at
- 16:06Mike Rugnetta: TikTok is on you. Yeah. This email does it just
- 16:10makes me think about I mean, and and Julia even acknowledges
- 16:12this, the old idea that it's like, any capitalism is able to
- 16:16subsume any criticism of it and is able to host it and profit
- 16:21from it. Yeah. So it's like, you know, Penguin House makes tons
- 16:23of money from printing Karl Marx's books.
- 16:25Yeah. It's just how it works. And it's like, you know, the job
- 16:29of the technology is to figure out what you want and give it to
- 16:32you. And what a lot of people want right now is to figure out
- 16:35how to spend less time online. So yeah, it is deeply ironic,
- 16:39but also very very true and makes all kinds of sense that
- 16:42Instagram will be like, well, here's endless content about
- 16:46spending less time online.
- 16:48Meghal Janardan: Yeah. There is also this new what's in my bag
- 16:53video that I've seen where it's people packing, like, you know,
- 16:56putting stuff in their purse for activities that are offline, and
- 17:00they're making content about putting a book in their purse.
- 17:03Mike Rugnetta: Folks, we're gonna win. We're gonna we're
- 17:05everything's gonna be okay. It's just gonna take a little while.
- 17:08Jason Oberholtzer: Did they start that day by yawning and
- 17:11tossing off their
- 17:12Georgia Hampton: sheets 10 feet away from their phone? Yes. God.
- 17:17Well, I
- 17:17Hans Buetow: think one thing that's interesting about this is
- 17:19where Julia figured it out. I love the detail that no one has
- 17:23commented on. I was halfway across a road. Realized I
- 17:28Georgia Hampton: had been using TikTok
- 17:28Hans Buetow: TikTok without enjoying it for months. I took
- 17:30that moment to delete the app and have never gone back.
- 17:32Georgia Hampton: I hope it.
- 17:33Mike Rugnetta: Stepping on to the far curb and thinking
- 17:35immediately, oh, damn, dog.
- 17:37Hans Buetow: We all remember that moment. If you if you
- 17:42remember the moment that you had such a realization, tell us what
- 17:45it is. Tell us where you were standing and which road you were
- 17:47crossing, when you decide when it hit you.
- 17:51Mike Rugnetta: Don't tell us
- 17:52Hans Buetow: Oh god.
- 17:52Mike Rugnetta: Out of the road first.
- 17:53Georgia Hampton: Yeah. Yeah. Please. Traffic.
- 17:56Hans Buetow: But send that to us. Thank you, Julia, for this.
- 18:00Georgia Hampton: Ben Smith sent in something about my segment
- 18:03about recipes as vibe posting.
- 18:08Ben Smith: Hi, Neverpost. This is less of a question or comment
- 18:12and more of just an excited, what a wonderful confluence of
- 18:17people thinking about this topic slash excitedly just sort of
- 18:20waving my arms in the air about this the entire time I was
- 18:23listening. But Ruby Tando from Bake Off, but also who is just a
- 18:28fantastic food writer in her own right, literally had a book
- 18:32coming out this week called All Consuming. The cover is very
- 18:36good, but the first section of it, because I have devoured it
- 18:39like so much of her writing, is all about the process of writing
- 18:43recipes now. And why are all of the descriptions of them like
- 18:47cheesy green beans and things like that.
- 18:51And just sort of like the nature of very Marshall McLuhan y, the
- 18:55medium is the message, and what does it mean that the medium has
- 18:58now changed? And I just wanted to excitedly share so that it is
- 19:03also on your radar. Thank you for a fantastic show.
- 19:06Georgia Hampton: Ben, I just looked this up, and I'm ordering
- 19:08it right now.
- 19:09Hans Buetow: I love this. Love this.
- 19:11Georgia Hampton: The it also it would behoove me to mention
- 19:14specifically Caleb Herron's interpretation of this, which is
- 19:17the, like, just a a green crunch. Like, a a healthy green
- 19:21crunch. Like, it's Is there a
- 19:24Mike Rugnetta: name for that? For that, like God.
- 19:26Georgia Hampton: Maybe I need to do another segment that's
- 19:28specifically food about this.
- 19:29Mike Rugnetta: In? It's enraging.
- 19:31Georgia Hampton: It's so it's so wild. Like, I just think we need
- 19:34a little green, a little crunch, a little
- 19:36Jason Oberholtzer: Like, it's every time you
- 19:38Georgia Hampton: do this.
- 19:39Georgia Hampton: But it is, like, there's something so it's
- 19:42like, picking up, like, a mosquito bite where, like, even
- 19:45saying it, I'm like, there's something evil that I'm, like,
- 19:48taking pleasure But, yes, thank you so much, Ben. This is
- 19:53awesome. I am so going to read this. This looks amazing. Also,
- 19:57cover is awesome.
- 19:59Mike Rugnetta: Eric Moore wrote in about my Brain Rot segment.
- 20:03Eric writes, I was listening to the Mailbag episode, and I was
- 20:05struck by what my mother used to call the cosmic two by four when
- 20:09I heard your discussion about Jay McGee's letter on
- 20:11WikiLeaping. I'm a professional independent trivia host, and
- 20:15what they were talking about is very nearly my initial
- 20:17brainstorming process when it comes time for me to write a new
- 20:21show every week, which got me thinking, am I just a paid brain
- 20:24rot shepherd? Uh-oh. I think trivia and brain rot have a sort
- 20:30of rhombus slash quadrilateral relationship.
- 20:34In that trivia, begrudgingly to my field, is a type of
- 20:37fulfilling brain rot in the modern sense, but especially
- 20:41when compared to AI slop brain rot, which at most generous is
- 20:44probably a highly irregular trapezoid in this metaphor.
- 20:49While I think brain rot is a well understood and accurate
- 20:51description of the umbrella term for activities that are
- 20:53capitalistically useless, but passively to semi passively
- 20:56enjoyable, I think where some of that distinction of fulfillment
- 21:00and where it loops into being a healthy thing pejoratively
- 21:02called brain rot comes in is in a, as Jay remarked, was this
- 21:06brain rot designed by human minds? B, are you engaging with
- 21:11it because you want to and not that it was served to you
- 21:14algorithmically slash systematically? And c, is this
- 21:17something that can be shared and communally experienced? Trivia
- 21:21is at least as old as the classics etymologically, but
- 21:23probably even older because even standing on the stage, there is
- 21:26nothing quite so enjoyably human as being surrounded by other
- 21:29humans fighting about answers to questions no one ever made you
- 21:32learn the answers to, and that you don't need to remember and
- 21:35utilize afterwards.
- 21:36Viva la brain rot that actually helps you enjoy living and being
- 21:40wonderfully useless if only for a moment. PS, AI is extremely
- 21:45bad at writing competent trivia questions, so my brain rot job
- 21:48is safe for the time being. I mean, I think like I don't know.
- 21:55I'm so maybe increasingly resistant to calling anything
- 22:00that doesn't leave you with a kind of device related hangover
- 22:05afterwards, any form of brain rot. That like, for me, rot now
- 22:11has, like, a very particular feeling associated to it.
- 22:16And it is when I put my phone down and I, like, re check into
- 22:21the world, and I'm like, oh, woah.
- 22:25Georgia Hampton: Hold on.
- 22:26Hans Buetow: Like, you just woke up from a really long nap and
- 22:28you'll
- 22:28Georgia Hampton: go Oh, yeah. You feel sick and angry. Yeah.
- 22:31Yeah.
- 22:31Mike Rugnetta: Yeah. Stupid. Like a you're, like, kinda
- 22:33sweaty and angry. You went
- 22:34Georgia Hampton: to bed.
- 22:35Hans Buetow: It was bright, and now it's dark, and you missed
- 22:37dinner, and what
- 22:38Mike Rugnetta: the hell? Stop. I had stuff I needed to do. Yeah.
- 22:44And so I'm like, if you're I'm open to the idea that, like, you
- 22:48can do things in space with people, and then afterwards be
- 22:51like, oh.
- 22:54And like, have a kind of social hangover. But like,
- 22:58fundamentally, is that brain rot or is that just, you know,
- 23:02social anxiety? Like, I think if you're with people, there's
- 23:06gotta be something just fundamentally additive and pro
- 23:10social about it, if certain characteristics of the scenario
- 23:13are given. That is just so different from sitting on your
- 23:16phone and like, doing nothing or doing something that sort of is
- 23:22justified through the idea of doing nothing.
- 23:25Georgia Hampton: I'm really enchanted by this description of
- 23:29trivia as information that you never learned intentionally.
- 23:33Because there's something I think, comparatively true about
- 23:38that with memes, and I can say, and they were roommates, and you
- 23:42know what comes next, and you know where that's from.
- 23:44Georgia Hampton: And they were roommates.
- 23:46Georgia Hampton: Yeah. There's something about that that's
- 23:48kinda sweet that is sort of communal, but it kind of I feel
- 23:52like in a way, it feels the most that way in the real world with
- 23:56other people.
- 23:57Mike Rugnetta: And I think there's still a big distinction
- 23:59between, like I'm gonna talk in generalities here, and like what
- 24:02I'm about to say doesn't apply to say, like, people who are
- 24:05gonna go on Jeopardy! Or like Don Caldwell from Know Your
- 24:08Meme. Watch yourself, counselor. The idea of trivia is that you,
- 24:15just through the way that you live your life and the sort of,
- 24:21like, you know, who you are, you are in possession of information
- 24:25that is at that particular moment and perhaps no other
- 24:28moment immediately useful to answer a question. Whereas I see
- 24:31a lot of people using their devices, being online, scrolling
- 24:35TikTok, scrolling Instagram, etcetera etcetera, like, using
- 24:38the excuse of being like, well, I gotta know what's going on out
- 24:40there.
- 24:41Like, I gotta sort of, like, actively dig through this pile
- 24:45of stuff and like kinda hurt myself a little bit in the
- 24:48process Mhmm. So that I know what's going on. I think unless
- 24:51you are a professional trivia person, the people who play
- 24:55trivia most regularly, and I have a lot of friends who do,
- 24:57they're not like studying. But they are studious people.
- 25:02Jason Oberholtzer: My takeaway from all the responses we've
- 25:03gotten to your brain rot segment is, I think to notice that
- 25:08people have a very difficult time defining what productive
- 25:12uses of their time are as soon as they are asked to so without
- 25:15a capitalistic framework.
- 25:17Mike Rugnetta: Yeah.
- 25:17Jason Oberholtzer: Yeah. Everyone answers that a little
- 25:19differently, or like makes a little bit of a different
- 25:22deflection on the answer, as if they cannot just wholeheartedly
- 25:26say, I enjoy doing this with my time, and so I do.
- 25:30Mike Rugnetta: Yeah. And and even though it makes me no money
- 25:33or whatever, like, don't feel guilty about that.
- 25:35Jason Oberholtzer: Yeah.
- 25:36Hans Buetow: So with that, let's take a little break so I can go
- 25:39check my texts, my TikTok, my Instagram, all the things.
- 25:45Because I don't know what happened in the last twenty
- 25:47minutes, but
- 25:48Mike Rugnetta: Gotta go make sure. Maybe it could have been
- 25:49Hans Buetow: some guy. Gotta yeah. So sorry. We'll be right
- 25:52back.
- 26:09Jason Oberholtzer: Welcome back everyone. I hope you enjoyed
- 26:11that break wherein you looked at a different screen and waited
- 26:15for us to come back. Next up, we have a response to a segment I
- 26:21did over the summer with Hannah Paivo about charts in the early
- 26:26nineteen hundreds, and the ways in which charting came from the
- 26:29cartographers of the world, historians, and the academics
- 26:34into the greedy little hands of business. And what that meant
- 26:41about the dissemination of data and its magical powers of
- 26:45prognostication. I have not heard this response at all, but
- 26:50Hans assures me I will enjoy it.
- 26:51So Hans, show me what I'm in store for.
- 26:54Hans Buetow: We got a message, an audio message from Talia, who
- 26:58we heard from a little bit earlier in the in the episode.
- 27:01They sent us this pretty incredible thing with the tag.
- 27:04They're all good segments, Brent, but I have listened to
- 27:07the charts one like four times.
- 27:12Talia: Hey, Inverpost. This is Talia. I'm coming to you today
- 27:17from a far noisier place than I normally do. It's Friday
- 27:22afternoon in the hot lab, which is where I work, which means
- 27:28it's time for the end of week monitoring sweep. And I have
- 27:32been thinking a lot about the formalism thing that Jason
- 27:37discussed and how much I have grown to have after working in
- 27:47HOT Labs for the last six or seven years, a sense of
- 27:50formalism based on the sensor, which is a radioactive sensor,
- 27:56which you potentially can hear in the background.
- 27:58Jason Oberholtzer: I was wondering what that was.
- 27:59Georgia Hampton: Yep. The
- 28:00Talia: afternoon monitoring sweep is to check whether or not
- 28:03the laboratory is clean and safe and if everything that should be
- 28:07active or hot, as we like to call it, is in its rightful
- 28:11place. So rest assured, I'm a professional and
- 28:15Georgia Hampton: I know what I'm doing.
- 28:16Talia: Don't worry if
- 28:17Georgia Hampton: it happens to sound noisy Okay.
- 28:19Talia: With chirps over here. But I thought that this would be
- 28:23a nice submission for the charts that Jason requested as this is
- 28:27a sensor that moves through the chart of space in the laboratory
- 28:31in the jerk. And I think the way in which these trips have come
- 28:37to mean something to me, but potentially don't mean anything
- 28:40to you, is is interesting as a discussion on, like, that that
- 28:47kind of idea of, like, how the form becomes or starts to mean
- 28:51something the more you interact with it. Anyway, I'm gonna stop
- 28:57talking and just do the sweep. Okay.
- 29:03Hans Buetow: So this message goes on for another
- 29:07Jason Oberholtzer: Oh, Talia, get out of there. No.
- 29:10Hans Buetow: Another five minutes and it goes a lot of
- 29:13places. Talia's really doing the work over that. Let me play you
- 29:16just a couple of moments that happen within the next four
- 29:19minutes of Talia's life.
- 29:20Mike Rugnetta: Can I just read one one thing, Hans, before you
- 29:23start it? Yeah. Okay. A hot lab is a secure shielded room in
- 29:27hospitals or research facilities for safely handling, preparing,
- 29:31and storing radioactive materials used in nuclear
- 29:35medicine and therapy.
- 29:38Jason Oberholtzer: Talia, just Okay.
- 29:40Georgia Hampton: Our first radioactive audio clip.
- 29:43Hans Buetow: So apparently, they can just use their phone in
- 29:46there because this is these are these are two examples of what
- 29:49we get later.
- 29:55Jason Oberholtzer: Is that good?
- 29:56Georgia Hampton: I don't think so. They are a professional.
- 30:00Jason Oberholtzer: Are a professional.
- 30:01Georgia Hampton: Hearing that sound, does that feel good?
- 30:05Jason Oberholtzer: No. It does not. Something about the form of
- 30:08it.
- 30:14Mike Rugnetta: I don't think I like charts.
- 30:16Georgia Hampton: I'm scared. I'm scared. So by the end of
- 30:19Hans Buetow: it, Talia gets into a little bit calmer area.
- 30:27Georgia Hampton: This is even scarier to be seen. Yeah.
- 30:30Jason Oberholtzer: I embraced. Is that good?
- 30:37Georgia Hampton: Who is that? Don't know. Okay.
- 30:40Hans Buetow: Again, Talia is a professional.
- 30:44Georgia Hampton: A secret third thing.
- 30:53Talia: Okay. Well, that's all the serious stuff done. As
- 30:59always, loving the show.
- 31:14Mike Rugnetta: Bizarrely stressful.
- 31:15Georgia Hampton: Why is it?
- 31:16Mike Rugnetta: What is the part of my, like, animal brain that's
- 31:19like, that's bad. That's just bad.
- 31:21Georgia Hampton: That's bad.
- 31:22Georgia Hampton: Get out of there.
- 31:23Jason Oberholtzer: I cannot overemphasize how much everyone
- 31:25was fidgeting and moving around frame that entire time. Nobody
- 31:29was comfortable.
- 31:30Hans Buetow: Oh, that's also only segments of it. I'm it
- 31:33literally go it's four minutes long of them just
- 31:35Jason Oberholtzer: going through the room. That is truly
- 31:38Incredible. Wild.
- 31:40Georgia Hampton: Speaking of unsettling and alarming sounds,
- 31:45Adam, sent in a note about my segment with Luis Lopez on Burnt
- 31:52Toast Audio, which if you do not recall, was this audio trend
- 31:59where people intentionally peak their audio and just blow out
- 32:03the sound.
- 32:05Adam: On the opposite end of mic clipping, I've noticed this
- 32:08thing where people will move their face away from a mic to
- 32:12yell, and it just has a very particular vibe to it that
- 32:15creates this mixture of both yelling and whispering as
- 32:19they're no longer speaking directly into the mic, but
- 32:21they're still talking at a loud volume. I feel like I see it a
- 32:24lot when people are making comments that are either open
- 32:27secrets or very private hush-hush secrets. I couldn't
- 32:31find any good analysis about this online, so I wanted to see
- 32:34what you all could dig up. Thanks. This is truly one of my
- 32:37favorite podcasts, and I look forward to every new episode.
- 32:40Mike Rugnetta: Oh, thanks, Adam.
- 32:41Georgia Hampton: Thanks, Adam. Okay. This I'm obsessed with
- 32:43this because I know exactly what you're talking about.
- 32:46Jason Oberholtzer: Can you do it?
- 32:48Georgia Hampton: Yeah. So it'd be kind of like, I'm talking to
- 32:51you over here.
- 32:52Georgia Hampton: Yeah.
- 32:54Georgia Hampton: And then I move away
- 32:56Georgia Hampton: Okay.
- 32:56Georgia Hampton: And in interact with the space I'm in more
- 33:01pointedly.
- 33:02Mike Rugnetta: And while you're back there, you talk about how,
- 33:04like, someone is cheating on their significant other? Like,
- 33:06is that
- 33:06Georgia Hampton: Yeah. Is that,
- 33:07Mike Rugnetta: like, the gossip you enter the gossip zone?
- 33:08You're like,
- 33:10Georgia Hampton: so this celebrity has done something
- 33:14normal and innocuous.
- 33:15Hans Buetow: The smash cut, probably.
- 33:17Georgia Hampton: Not that we would ever forget the terrible
- 33:19and horrible crimes they've committed.
- 33:22Hans Buetow: Smash cut back.
- 33:23Georgia Hampton: So anyway, like, it's yeah. It's
- 33:25Mike Rugnetta: this Sure. Yeah.
- 33:26Georgia Hampton: It's this, like, analog
- 33:28Mike Rugnetta: It's like the Greek chorus almost.
- 33:29Georgia Hampton: Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's this analog way of
- 33:32cutting. It's an emphasis on what you're saying in the
- 33:38opposite, which is interesting.
- 33:40Mike Rugnetta: It's it's sort of posits, like, you know, like the
- 33:43whisper is like a very particular kind of emphasis that
- 33:46it's close and a change in vocal timbre. Like, you know, you
- 33:50can't really, the only way that you can hear this is like, you
- 33:53really have to get in there. But like, this sort of does the
- 33:56opposite where it's like, it forces you to yell, but it still
- 34:01sort of like enters this whole other space.
- 34:03Georgia Hampton: Well and I think there's the an implication
- 34:05there that it's like, I'm yelling and no one can hear me.
- 34:08Mike Rugnetta: Oh, interesting.
- 34:09Georgia Hampton: Like, no.
- 34:09Georgia Hampton: I didn't think about that.
- 34:10Georgia Hampton: Like, I'm saying this thing, like, don't
- 34:12you under like, it's sort of you, like, slapping your hands
- 34:15against the glass being like trying to warn
- 34:17Mike Rugnetta: you. Yeah.
- 34:18Georgia Hampton: Yeah. I've tried to warn you. Don't like,
- 34:20don't you see I'm yelling and no one can hear me.
- 34:24Hans Buetow: One of the things that I teach students when we
- 34:26work on audio only things and I talk about writing for audio is
- 34:31that grammar, as it is generally taught, is a written person's
- 34:36game Yeah. And not a reading or talking person's game. We do not
- 34:41talk with proper grammar, and we never will. If you wanna sound
- 34:44natural, ignore grammar. Of course, don't because you need
- 34:47to make it legible when you read it and things, but this feels
- 34:49like another entry into a grammar
- 34:53Mike Rugnetta: of audio.
- 34:55Georgia Hampton: Oh, a 100%.
- 34:56Mike Rugnetta: I agree with that.
- 34:56Georgia Hampton: Because there's also kind of a like, it's a
- 34:58parenthetical almost.
- 35:00Hans Buetow: Yeah. Like this what you're saying so much more.
- 35:02It is a parenthetical, but it's like a nuanced parenthetical.
- 35:05Georgia Hampton: Yeah. Well, because it's not it's not just
- 35:07necessarily, like, I'm yelling and no one can hear me. It's
- 35:10almost like I'm yelling. I'm far enough away from the mic where
- 35:13there's almost this implication that, like, I don't know you can
- 35:16hear me. Like, whereas I'm right here right now, and I know that
- 35:20you can hear me.
- 35:21I'm right by my mic. I am intentionally recording my
- 35:23voice. Whereas if I move four feet back, there's this sort of
- 35:29implicit feeling of, like, maybe I'm saying this and I don't know
- 35:32that you can hear me.
- 35:34Mike Rugnetta: I wonder how much of it is derived from the
- 35:37practical concerns of, Yeah. These are things that you want
- 35:40to shout because they frustrate you, but that would make the
- 35:42audio sound bad, so you just move away a little bit.
- 35:45Hans Buetow: But with burnt toast, you'd be looking for
- 35:47that.
- 35:47Georgia Hampton: Yeah.
- 35:48Hans Buetow: Like, staying close to your mic and blowing it out
- 35:50according to Georgia's thesis is actually a thing you could do,
- 35:53and it would mean something.
- 35:55Meghal Janardan: Yeah. There is something this phenomenon of,
- 35:59like, either intentionally, like, okay, come closer, come
- 36:01closer, and then whispering into your mic or, like, going back
- 36:07reminds me of, like, millennials use of jump cuts Yes. Yeah. And
- 36:12the videos that they make.
- 36:13Hans Buetow: Sure.
- 36:13Meghal Janardan: Mhmm. It feels very millennial to
- 36:16Georgia Hampton: me. Uh-oh. That well, that's interesting to me
- 36:20because I feel like the millennial jump cut is much more
- 36:22effort Because in that case, you are actually cutting the video,
- 36:28like, are going in after the fact and cutting it. Whereas
- 36:30this is such a, like to me, this feels very very close to the
- 36:36medium that you see it in, at least that I see it in, which is
- 36:39more like short form video TikTok, that kind of stuff,
- 36:41vertical video, where the idea is that you can just make a
- 36:45video right now. I don't have time to do all this stuff.
- 36:48So I'm just going to get this message across as quickly as I
- 36:51can.
- 36:52Georgia Hampton: Yes. Adam,
- 36:53Georgia Hampton: this is so interesting. I could write an
- 36:55entire other, segment about this, and maybe I will.
- 36:59Georgia Hampton: No. Wait. Hold on.
- 37:00Georgia Hampton: Hold on.
- 37:00Georgia Hampton: And maybe I will. A
- 37:06Mike Rugnetta: little while ago, I did a segment about how
- 37:08artificial intelligence is helping contribute to the
- 37:11aesthetic of new American fascism. And Dan wrote us an
- 37:14email, and Dan says, since listening to your episode about
- 37:17AI and new American fascism, I can't stop thinking about how
- 37:20the Fasc Bros' latest obsession of AI contrasts with and
- 37:24contradicts their previous obsession with cryptocurrency.
- 37:28Specifically, how the supposed advantage of crypto, its ability
- 37:32to substitute fiat government banking with cryptographic proof
- 37:35of work runs completely counter to the inherent premise of AI.
- 37:39What is at its core evidence of a lack of work. So much of the
- 37:44hype of crypto seems nominally predicated on the belief that
- 37:46the proof of work equals scarcity, and therefore
- 37:50legitimacy as a currency.
- 37:52But AI throws out that notion that proof of work matters at
- 37:56all, insisting that only the end result is of any importance to
- 38:00the audience. The fact that adherence to one of these
- 38:03technologies are typically adherence to the other belies
- 38:05crypto's stated necessity. If the ultimate goal of AI is to
- 38:09get work without any effort, then perhaps predicating an
- 38:12entire economic system on computational work isn't the
- 38:15democratic decentralized anti establishment tool we were told
- 38:18it would be. Perhaps even it's just another tool for
- 38:21speculating, scams, and buying sketchy drugs on the dark web.
- 38:25Okay.
- 38:25Listen. As someone with friends who buy a lot of sketchy drugs
- 38:28on the dark web, like, that part, let's, you know, let's let
- 38:32people buy their sketchy drugs. Everything else, hell yeah, Dan.
- 38:36Georgia Hampton: Well, in truth, you should be buying sketchy
- 38:38drugs from your own
- 38:40Mike Rugnetta: community. Lately.
- 38:42Georgia Hampton: Sores. You. You go You should be going
- 38:44Mike Rugnetta: to Providence. Yeah. I mean, I think that this
- 38:50is a set of people who generally is interested in one thing and
- 38:53it's political expediency. And so they will do whatever is
- 38:56politically expedient in any given scenario, and they're
- 38:58doing the politically expedient thing in both of these
- 39:01scenarios. The fact that those two things don't necessarily
- 39:04line up to form a coherent I don't even wanna call it
- 39:08ideology.
- 39:09A coherent line of reasoning is like, Dan, you have given this a
- 39:13thousand times more thought than any of the people who are
- 39:16interested in both of these technologies.
- 39:19Jason Oberholtzer: Yeah. Yeah. Think the center of the Venn
- 39:21diagram between the two is what is an easy answer for how can I
- 39:26receive things from the world when I have absolutely nothing
- 39:30of value to give the world?
- 39:32Mike Rugnetta: Yeah. Yeah. I guess in that way, it's very
- 39:35coherent.
- 39:36Georgia Hampton: Yeah.
- 39:37Georgia Hampton: So we got a very interesting comment in, of
- 39:43all places, our subreddit, which if you did not know this
- 39:46existed, you should go to r/neverpost and join the
- 39:51community there. Make your voice heard. Tell us your thoughts. We
- 39:54are constantly reading it. Sometimes we might even comment
- 39:56in there.
- 39:57Hans Buetow: We're in there.
- 39:57Georgia Hampton: We're in there, and I was in there when I found
- 40:00this comment. So, frequent, chat participant in our, live
- 40:10streams, which if you'd also like to, see our beautiful faces
- 40:15there, it is twitch.tv/theneverpost. User
- 40:19nondeterminist system wrote a really interesting comment on
- 40:24our subreddit about my episode that came out in October about
- 40:28digital witchcraft, Etsy witches, and the industry of
- 40:31witchcraft on the Internet. And they write, I had a few quick
- 40:36thoughts after listening to this episode. First, one thing that I
- 40:40may ruminate on and come back with a more fleshed out thought
- 40:43later.
- 40:43Mahegan Saint Pierre talked about acting as an intermediary
- 40:46between the living and the spirits. It occurred to me that,
- 40:50for most people, the Internet is a vast ethereal world with
- 40:54unpredictable agents whose will often requires interpretation
- 40:58and intercession. Maybe we need new kinds of spiritual
- 41:02intermediaries for our new realities. Or maybe we're
- 41:05already trying to think of the Internet as a spiritual place,
- 41:09and maybe some of our angst about the current state of the
- 41:12Internet can be thought of as spiritual. Second, and
- 41:16relatedly, I'd love to hear more from practitioners of other
- 41:19religions and faith traditions about how their beliefs and
- 41:22practices have been impacted by the Internet.
- 41:25Well, Alex Friedman, rabbi who wrote in to us, I'd be very
- 41:30interested if you have thoughts about this. Yeah. Yeah. I do
- 41:33think this is an interesting idea of looking at our
- 41:35relationship to the Internet as spiritual. I think it's that's
- 41:39certainly its own thing.
- 41:41I don't want to equate the industry and existence of
- 41:45witchcraft on the Internet with a broader spirituality about the
- 41:51Internet. But I do think there is there is truth in this
- 41:56feeling that the Internet does, by virtue of it existing through
- 42:02devices, but not in a particular place. It's sort of a this vast
- 42:07endless more conceptual space that there is a a desire to
- 42:15ground it, to understand it, to interpret it in a way that I
- 42:18think does feel similar to spiritual practice. There's a
- 42:22desire to, like, interpret, understand, have people who
- 42:26interpret it for us who feel more, like, authorities.
- 42:32Mike Rugnetta: And that's why I have to look at my phone for
- 42:34fourteen hours every day to make sure that I know enough to guide
- 42:37people through
- 42:38Georgia Hampton: the Exactly. Exactly. I was gonna say I do
- 42:41feel I I worry that us on this call I mean, I certainly fall
- 42:46into that, where I'm like, I gotta I gotta learn so that I
- 42:51can I can explain? Mhmm.
- 42:55Meghal Janardan: I would also say that what this made me think
- 42:57of is how sometimes people have a crisis of faith, where going
- 43:01to church every week, doing this thing doesn't feel the same
- 43:04anymore. It's not they're not getting what they used to get
- 43:07out of it. And that makes me think of how I feel about the
- 43:11Internet. I used to go to the Internet. When I would go
- 43:14online, I would feel a certain way.
- 43:16I would frequent certain websites, engage in certain
- 43:19content, whatever. And I'm always almost having a crisis of
- 43:23faith when it comes to the Internet. I don't feel the same
- 43:26anymore when I gauge in certain times of types of content, and
- 43:30I'm in certain spaces. And that makes me think of how maybe,
- 43:35yeah, the Internet is kind of a place that is very similar to,
- 43:39like, a spiritual practice.
- 43:42Mike Rugnetta: And which is also, like, getting actively
- 43:44worse. Like, you know Yes. I don't as I don't participate in
- 43:48religion too much, so I don't know how often that that
- 43:50happens. It certainly has famously happened in a couple
- 43:53places in The United States over the last thirty or so years.
- 43:56But, like, I think that's also part of it is that it's like, it
- 43:58is actually demonstrably getting less pleasant and harder to use.
- 44:03Mhmm.
- 44:04Hans Buetow: Yeah. Speaking of getting less pleasant and harder
- 44:07to use, unless you're a member, it's time to hear some ads.
- 44:14We'll be right back.
- 44:31Mike Rugnetta: Folks, I got good news for us. Finally. Finally,
- 44:34good news after all those ads. We got a Molly's Corner.
- 44:38Georgia Hampton: Yes. Yes.
- 44:41Mike Rugnetta: I have no clue what this is. For anybody who is
- 44:54a new listener, Molly, my wife, occasionally calls in and asks
- 44:57questions or make statements that are completely unrelated to
- 45:00the show.
- 45:01Hans Buetow: Yes. Today, we hear from Molly Underground.
- 45:07Molly: Hi. It's me. I was just getting the m train up town from
- 45:12Delancey Essex Street. And one thing they've done, everything
- 45:16is install a screen that tells you on the m Platform when the f
- 45:21is coming because it's not in New York. These are trains that
- 45:24basically go on the same route that are on different levels of
- 45:26the subway platform.
- 45:28For the years, there's been one stairway between the two
- 45:30platforms where people would either stand at the top or stand
- 45:33at the bottom, look out for when the train was coming, and then
- 45:36communicate to strangers to say, come up here or go down there,
- 45:42and and people would essentially shave one or two minutes off
- 45:45their commute. Very important. But they since they've installed
- 45:49the screen, now you can stand on the m platform and see when the
- 45:51app coming. I assume the same as Shu downstairs. And it's just a
- 45:55bit sad to me, really, because I love that I love the forcing
- 45:59function of having to communicate with a stranger to
- 46:01figure something out in the city.
- 46:04And it made me wonder if any of you have examples of where,
- 46:09like, technology has arguably made your life better. It
- 46:12actually makes you a little bit sad because maybe it's the right
- 46:17some kind of human connection or something that was pleasurable
- 46:20to do that took longer than the way you do it now. Anyway, I was
- 46:25just thinking about that. So gladly. Know
- 46:28Mike Rugnetta: exactly what Molly's talking about. Is this
- 46:29clear to everybody what's going on here?
- 46:31Hans Buetow: Yeah. I think so. Yeah. I think so. Two two
- 46:34different levels of people talking to each other about
- 46:35which train is coming first.
- 46:36Mike Rugnetta: Yeah. And then they put it they put a screen
- 46:38in. You don't to do that anymore.
- 46:39Meghal Janardan: Yeah. Molly trusting the screen is what I'm
- 46:43Georgia Hampton: not sure
- 46:43Meghal Janardan: about. Yeah.
- 46:44Mike Rugnetta: I find those screens generally are right
- 46:47unless they say, hey. I'm a screen. I'm broken.
- 46:50Georgia Hampton: Nope. Which is Hey. Often. Often. So maybe No.
- 46:55Georgia Hampton: Okay. But okay. To her question, does this make
- 47:00you think of another example?
- 47:01Mike Rugnetta: Absolutely. Something came right to mind
- 47:03when they installed checkout kiosks at the library. Oh. I
- 47:09love talking to our librarians. They're great.
- 47:11Hans Buetow: Yeah.
- 47:12Mike Rugnetta: Like, I loved going to the desk and, like,
- 47:14having a little chat, talking about books, and, like, getting
- 47:17recommended other books. And, like, I sometimes I did have to
- 47:20wait in line.
- 47:21Hans Buetow: Mike, that's a good one because I feel the same way.
- 47:24I think I'm on record on this show saying I don't use self
- 47:28checkout in lines. Oh,
- 47:29Mike Rugnetta: yeah. Interesting.
- 47:30Hans Buetow: And and a similar reason where, like and it's a
- 47:33similar reason to, like, what Alex was saying way at the
- 47:36beginning of this episode, which is, like, there's certain social
- 47:38contracts and the fact that people still wear their pajamas
- 47:41to the store and then can check out without interacting with a
- 47:44single person. It leads to this idea that these spaces are your
- 47:48living room, and they are not
- 47:50Mike Rugnetta: Bypass by bypassing all of the moments
- 47:52wherein they may be slightly judged.
- 47:55Georgia Hampton: Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Why is wearing pajamas
- 47:57to the store catching strays right
- 47:59Meghal Janardan: now? Yeah.
- 48:00Mike Rugnetta: Hans is actually a Russian grandma that thinks
- 48:02that you should have a full face of makeup and red lipstick every
- 48:05time
- 48:05Georgia Hampton: you leave silence. All
- 48:06Georgia Hampton: of us. Right?
- 48:07Georgia Hampton: All of us. Yes. All of us doing
- 48:09Mike Rugnetta: that. Yep.
- 48:10Georgia Hampton: No. I this then makes me think of it's funny
- 48:13when when I was listening to Molly's Molly's Corner. I wasn't
- 48:17originally thinking of this, but the other day, was walking down
- 48:20the street and I saw a little restaurant in my neighborhood
- 48:25that basically deals entirely in online orders. Nobody ever goes
- 48:29in there and sits there. It's just picking up or getting
- 48:31DoorDash or whatever.
- 48:33I have certainly been someone who does this, but it does make
- 48:36me sad to see entire restaurants that are just completely empty,
- 48:41have all the trappings of a regular restaurant, have seats,
- 48:44have chairs of everything, and nobody's ever there because
- 48:47they're never going to be there because this has been determined
- 48:50to be a takeout restaurant.
- 48:52Mike Rugnetta: There's an incredible thread on the I
- 48:54believe the Bed Stuy, the neighborhood that I live in
- 48:57subreddit, where someone is like, hey, where are the good
- 49:01Indian food restaurants where people actually sit down in the
- 49:05restaurant Yes. And eat in the restaurant? I want I wanna go. I
- 49:10have a first date coming up or something like that, and I wanna
- 49:12go, and I don't want the two of us. We wanna get Indian food,
- 49:15but, like, we don't want the two of us to be the only people in
- 49:18the restaurant.
- 49:19Oh, And every single comment is like, oh, this place is really
- 49:23good. And then people being like, you didn't he doesn't
- 49:25yeah. But it's always empty.
- 49:27Georgia Hampton: But it's a takeout restaurant.
- 49:28Mike Rugnetta: Yeah. Only just a group of guys on bikes waiting
- 49:30outside constantly.
- 49:32Meghal Janardan: Do you think then it's this is kind of part
- 49:34of the bigger conversation that about convenience, and this is
- 49:38actually the pain of convenience?
- 49:40Mike Rugnetta: Yes. Absolutely. 100%. Yeah. The destruction of
- 49:42the sensual world at the the altar of convenience.
- 49:46Yeah.
- 49:46Jason Oberholtzer: Mhmm.
- 49:48Hans Buetow: Jason? Yes? You look like you were gonna say
- 49:51something. I wanna give you a chance before we move on.
- 49:54Jason Oberholtzer: I was gonna try to, and I haven't figured
- 49:56out how to use the altar pivot to land a religious button to
- 49:59move us on. Okay. Ended at the altar of convenience.
- 50:04Mike Rugnetta: Sir Suri is mouse in French, and mice inhabit
- 50:08churches. Church mouse.
- 50:09Georgia Hampton: Mice are very religious.
- 50:11Mike Rugnetta: This is a well known fact. Mice love Jesus.
- 50:14Jason Oberholtzer: All of this is.
- 50:14Mike Rugnetta: Mice love Jesus. Jesus. They're constantly
- 50:18telling me. Yeah.
- 50:19Meghal Janardan: And we actually I think like most Ganesha
- 50:21statues, there is a mouse.
- 50:24Jason Oberholtzer: I feel like I missed an entire connective step
- 50:27in this. Why am I here?
- 50:29Mike Rugnetta: I feel like we should just leave this in and
- 50:31then just talking about start talking about one word graffiti.
- 50:33Georgia Hampton: Blessed are the meat.
- 50:34Georgia Hampton: Okay. A mouse.
- 50:37Georgia Hampton: What's the great or not the great mouse
- 50:39detective. This one
- 50:40Jason Oberholtzer: Why are we talking about mice?
- 50:44Georgia Hampton: What's this? The Jewish
- 50:45Mike Rugnetta: No one tell
- 50:46Georgia Hampton: Jason. One. That's about mice.
- 50:49Jason Oberholtzer: Fievel Goes West is a Jewish movie? Yes. But
- 50:54he's a cowboy.
- 50:57Georgia Hampton: Careful. Why are we talking about the cowboy?
- 51:00That's okay.
- 51:02Jason Oberholtzer: How about this? Andy's a cowboy.
- 51:04Georgia Hampton: There you go.
- 51:05Mike Rugnetta: We got a bunch of one word graffiti mostly from
- 51:07the subreddit.
- 51:09Jason Oberholtzer: Good god. Alright. Yeah, gang. Hey.
- 51:13Remember when I told you all to stop doing this last time?
- 51:16Well, you didn't fucking listen, did you? I'm gonna rattle off
- 51:19some one word graffiti for you, which to be fair, you all were
- 51:24very good rule followers this time. Maybe it's because you
- 51:27listened to an episode of Normal Gossip where Mike Rickenetta
- 51:30talked about being a rule follower, but you're doing good
- 51:35this time. Alright. Reddit user, vim dynamo, sent in Souris, s o
- 51:43u r I s.
- 51:44And in that thread are a bunch of people talking about this
- 51:47word that is baffling to me. I'm not gonna spoil it. You gotta go
- 51:51to the subreddit and figure out what the fuck Cerus is all
- 51:53about.
- 51:53Mike Rugnetta: It's good. There's a whole discussion. It's
- 51:55great.
- 51:55Jason Oberholtzer: Next up, Vogie sends in p s y c psych.
- 52:02Psych. On the side of, like, a transformer unit. That's kind of
- 52:05fun.
- 52:06Hans Buetow: With just pigeons and pigeons?
- 52:09Georgia Hampton: I don't think that's not
- 52:10Hans Buetow: a pigeons.
- 52:11Georgia Hampton: That's are those assumptions? It's
- 52:13something far more worried.
- 52:20Georgia Hampton: Those are bushcats. It's
- 52:22Mike Rugnetta: I this image is spooky.
- 52:24Georgia Hampton: There's a darkness here. Yeah.
- 52:27Jason Oberholtzer: If Saff only sends in dong.
- 52:31Hans Buetow: Dong.
- 52:31Mike Rugnetta: Dong dong near soup.
- 52:33Georgia Hampton: Oh, yeah. There's a bunch of I didn't see
- 52:36that ever.
- 52:37Mike Rugnetta: That just makes it for me. Yeah. Dong near soup.
- 52:39Hans Buetow: Campbell's cream of something.
- 52:41Georgia Hampton: Yeah. Oh, this next one rips so hard.
- 52:44Jason Oberholtzer: Todd from Montreal sends sends in and a
- 52:49little Mario guy with a b on his hat.
- 52:51Mike Rugnetta: I'm gonna say that this barely it is one word,
- 52:54but, like, maximum effort.
- 52:56Jason Oberholtzer: It is a full wall mural
- 52:57Mike Rugnetta: of graffiti. With, like, three d letters.
- 53:00Carolyn
- 53:06Jason Oberholtzer: Thompson from Portland, Oregon sends in queso.
- 53:08It appears twice. Queso queso, and it's stenciled on the
- 53:11street. So in a few ways, you are pushing credulity, but I'll
- 53:15let it in.
- 53:16Meghal Janardan: And it's yellow. Like queso.
- 53:19Hans Buetow: Like queso.
- 53:20Jason Oberholtzer: We do like that.
- 53:21Mike Rugnetta: I like that it's also in this very pleasing
- 53:24triangle.
- 53:24Jason Oberholtzer: Like a chip almost. Yeah. Like a tortilla
- 53:28chip. You know what? Cameron, this is good now.
- 53:31I'm gonna forgive this being both a stencil and the same word
- 53:34twice.
- 53:34Georgia Hampton: Wait. What's wrong with the stencil? Yeah.
- 53:37Why is that a problem?
- 53:38Mike Rugnetta: Jason's the, in charge of He's the decider.
- 53:40Yeah.
- 53:41Hans Buetow: Yep. There's lots of mostly,
- 53:44Mike Rugnetta: we must cater to his whims.
- 53:45Georgia Hampton: That's so true.
- 53:46Jason Oberholtzer: I just feel like spray painting through a
- 53:48stencil is not quite the spirit of one word graffiti.
- 53:52Georgia Hampton: Fair enough. Fair enough.
- 53:53Jason Oberholtzer: And finally, quirky spirit five nine eight
- 53:56zero in the subreddit sends in a sign that appears to say shit
- 54:01bottle on it, and one imagines someone spray painted something
- 54:05to change it from what it once said.
- 54:06Mike Rugnetta: There's a whole story. This is less than one
- 54:08word graffiti. It is people adding a single horizontal line
- 54:13to the signs for a town named Shillbottle.
- 54:16Georgia Hampton: Uh-huh. Knew it. Yes.
- 54:19Mike Rugnetta: Jason, in fact, two months ago, you responded to
- 54:21this saying, the purest entry.
- 54:24Georgia Hampton: Yes. We'll see if
- 54:27Mike Rugnetta: past Jason agrees with the whims of present Jason.
- 54:32Jason Oberholtzer: Well, I myself feel like something of a
- 54:34shit bottle right now. So I think that's as good a reason as
- 54:38any to say, thank you all for your one word graffiti. You did
- 54:41much better this time around. I'm proud of you all and my
- 54:44holiday gift is for the next mailbag, you can send me two and
- 54:51only two word graffiti. Oh.
- 54:54Wow. Thank you all your little shit bottles out there. See you
- 54:57next time.
- 54:58Mike Rugnetta: Thanks for listening everybody. Done.