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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: What's the Viper horoscopes today? It is October 1st.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm telling you the exact October activity. You need
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  Speaker 2: to get in to vibe with your Zodiac sign. If
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  Speaker 2: it's your birthday today, you are a Libra. You share
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  Speaker 2: a birthday with Julie Andrews. She is 90 today. 90
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  Speaker 2: years old. Iconic.
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  Speaker 1: I know. So iconic.
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  Speaker 2: You also share a birthday with Livy Dunn, Brie Larson,
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  Speaker 2: Journey Smollett, and Zach Galifianakis. Libras. Kyle, I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: get right into it for you. Something that would match
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  Speaker 2: your vibe for your Zodiac sign. Girls, you got to
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  Speaker 2: hit a farmer's market this month. You're going to spend
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  Speaker 2: like two hours holding a single vintage sweater. You're going
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  Speaker 2: to aggressively flirt with the honey vendor. And then you're
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  Speaker 2: going to promise three different people that you're going to
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  Speaker 2: go to their bonfire knowing damn well you aren't showing
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  Speaker 2: up anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Where is this farmer's market? I'm there. Uptown market. We
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  Speaker 1: go every Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know there's one in Gilbert too. Strolling around.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Emily. Good morning, Emily. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: I'm a Pisces. Oh, awesome. Just like Rich. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: telling you guys the October activity you guys need to
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  Speaker 2: get into. And for you guys, all you're going to
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  Speaker 2: do is what you probably usually do is take one
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  Speaker 2: of those scenic route drives. Put on a really good playlist.
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  Speaker 2: Watch the leaves fall. Stare out the passenger window. Roll
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  Speaker 2: those windows down and just vibe. Put on some creepy
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  Speaker 2: music and just get with your lover and have a
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  Speaker 2: good time.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds great.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like a trip to Sedona. Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 1: I love it. I got your playlist for you, Emily.
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  Speaker 1: I created one that's 198 hours long.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Emily, have a great day. Thanks a lot. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You guys too.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Barbara, good morning. What's your sign? I'm an Aquarius.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome. Okay. So for my Aquarius, the October activity that
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  Speaker 2: really vibes with your zodiac sign, the thing that you
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  Speaker 2: got to do, go to one of those like graveyard
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  Speaker 2: ghost tours. So you're kind of refusing to do basic
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  Speaker 2: fall stuff. So you're going to drag everyone to a
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  Speaker 2: cemetery tour. You're going to probably have the best time
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  Speaker 2: of your life. You're going to totally like be blowing
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  Speaker 2: on your friend's necks and creeping them out. But that's
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  Speaker 2: just what our Aquarius do. You guys are always down.
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  Speaker 2: Have a good time.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear your reading, Barbara? Maybe she already left.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe she already left.
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  Speaker 3: There isn't any more.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going on a haunted trail on the 16th.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Right on the nose. All right. Well, thanks for calling in, Barbara.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Thank you so much. How about Virgos?
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  Speaker 2: John Jay, for you, the activity in October that's going
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  Speaker 2: to vibe with you? Do some fall baking. Get into
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  Speaker 2: the kitchen with your wife, with your family. But the
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  Speaker 2: thing is with my Virgos, you guys don't really do
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  Speaker 2: much for fun. So you're going to be baking for
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  Speaker 2: military precision. You have stressed out the entire kitchen over
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  Speaker 2: exact measurements, yelling at anyone who has eaten all of
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  Speaker 2: the cookie dough before you have gotten your hands on it.
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  Speaker 2: And you are judging everyone else's cookie to milk ratio.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I'll take something from Kyle's. Being a Libra,
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  Speaker 3: I like going to the farmer's market and I buy
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  Speaker 3: baked goods there.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right. I like eating baked goods.
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  Speaker 3: In fact, there's a great, if you go to Uptown Market,
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  Speaker 3: they have the sourdough bread and the sourdough tortillas.
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  Speaker 1: I eat them every day. They're so good. But have
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  Speaker 1: you ever baked anything so far? I know you've cooked things.
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  Speaker 1: In eighth grade, I remember making cinnamon rolls. Like in
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  Speaker 1: an easy bake oven? No, like in the class, in
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  Speaker 1: the home economics.
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  Speaker 3: Class, we made cinnamon rolls.
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  Speaker 1: That's about all I got. What about for Leo's?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm a Leo. For us, Leo's the fall
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  Speaker 2: activity we need to get into. Obviously, the pumpkin patch,
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  Speaker 2: but for the photo ops. We are going to treat
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  Speaker 2: a muddy farm like it is a Vogue cover shoot.
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  Speaker 2: We have held up the tractor ride line for like
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  Speaker 2: 20 minutes taking photos, demanding that everyone in our group
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  Speaker 2: review the angles before we let anyone leave, which is valid.
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  Speaker 2: I have held up a couple of lines for photo ops.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we're going to get you a sign. I'll
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  Speaker 1: post it on our website, johnjandrich.com.