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Dirty Little Secret:I Tried to Stop a Plane for My Friend · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: This is dirty little secret, Nick's one or two point nine?
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  Speaker 1: All right, any kind of confession, any kind of secret
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  Speaker 1: you have, bring it eight three three seven eight seven
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  Speaker 1: one o two nine. It doesn't matter what it is.
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  Speaker 1: We can keep it anonymous to non judgment zone.
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  Speaker 2: You have a secret, what's up? Oh man?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm embarrassed even tell the story honestly because
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  Speaker 3: it sounds so unbelievably stupid.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 3: But a couple of years ago, I completely ruined a
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  Speaker 3: trip to Vegas by trying to be a hero while
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  Speaker 3: I was drunk.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, drunk, heiro.
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  Speaker 2: I love that.
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  Speaker 1: When I heard drunk, I said, okay, what do you mean,
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  Speaker 1: a drunk hero?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 3: So me and a few bodies were headed to like
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  Speaker 3: to Vegas for a guy's weekend, right, And we got
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  Speaker 3: to the airport early, and we started having drinks, and
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  Speaker 3: and it just turned into like way more than just
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  Speaker 3: a couple.
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  Speaker 2: Drinks, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So by the time we were boarding, like as
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  Speaker 3: as it happens right on our way Vegas, I guess
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  Speaker 3: you should.
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  Speaker 2: Uh so.
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  Speaker 3: But by the time we were boarding, like I was,
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  Speaker 3: I was feeling feeling pretty good, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I was feeling myself like real, real good.
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  Speaker 3: So one of our friends we didn't think was gonna
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  Speaker 3: make it.
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  Speaker 2: He was. He didn't make it. He wasn't there early,
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  Speaker 2: he wasn't drinking, he was running late, and we.
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  Speaker 3: Were thinking like, he's probably gonna miss the flight. At
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  Speaker 3: this point, you know, they started boarding. So my alcohol
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  Speaker 3: fueled brain decided to say I've got this, and without
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  Speaker 3: thinking it through for even two seconds, I decided to
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  Speaker 3: fake having a seizure. WHOA yeah. I was like, if
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  Speaker 3: I do this, they will stop the plane and it
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  Speaker 3: will buy him some time to get there.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, So you wait, you fake having a seizure?
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  Speaker 2: How did it go down?
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  Speaker 1: You're like, first of all, that's that has got to
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  Speaker 1: be an alcohol fueled decision.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't say there was a lot of yeah, there's
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  Speaker 3: not a lot of thinking involved.
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  Speaker 2: It was just kind of a yeah. And I'd like,
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  Speaker 2: you asked, how did it go down?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it was me going down immediately and it.
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  Speaker 2: Was not good.
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  Speaker 3: And then everybody else came down too, like it worked
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  Speaker 3: really well, but not the way I had planned.
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  Speaker 2: People.
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  Speaker 1: So here you are, you're doing your thing, You're faking
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  Speaker 1: a seizure, thinking this is going to stall the plane
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  Speaker 1: from leaving.
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  Speaker 2: So what like, Oh, my buddy's gonna make it, and
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  Speaker 2: I'll be like I'll be fine, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: So what happens.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody both believed what was happening, except for my friends,
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  Speaker 3: but they were smart enough not to get involved.
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  Speaker 2: They were just standing there kind of watching.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody else bought it. Within seconds, flight attendants swarmed me.
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  Speaker 3: You know, people were freaking out. The people at the
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  Speaker 3: check in desk called paramedics and and like they got
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  Speaker 3: you know, it was still I figured like once everyone
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  Speaker 3: showed up, I just kind of snap out of it
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  Speaker 3: and be like, oh, I feel fine, and then it
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  Speaker 3: would be okay to fly.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently that's not how it worked.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your drunk brain thinging. I wouldn't expect you
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  Speaker 1: to be okay and continue on if you just but.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how it works. I don't know, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. You're right. Yeah, I was like, oh, I
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  Speaker 2: just have seizures. It's fine, I'm fine.
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  Speaker 3: But the so paramedics got there and they got close
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  Speaker 3: and they could smell the alcohol in my breath. They
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  Speaker 3: told the captain and he decided that he wasn't comfortable
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  Speaker 3: letting me stay on the flight. I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: you thought something was up, but either way, he was like,
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  Speaker 3: this drunk seizure guy is not coming on the flight.
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  Speaker 2: So the plane took off without me. Oh and I couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: Like yeah, and I couldn't admit that I was faking
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  Speaker 3: the seizure at this point, because.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, I could get in a lot more trouble.
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  Speaker 2: At least my drunk brain said that. To me, it
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  Speaker 2: was like, tell them you're faking it.
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  Speaker 3: So I had to, you know, go to the take
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  Speaker 3: a ride to the hospital.
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  Speaker 2: Go through the whole thing. Oh yeah, And.
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  Speaker 3: The best part is the plane still left before my
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  Speaker 3: friend even made it to the gates.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't get he didn't even get on the plane.
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  Speaker 2: We both didn't get to go. Yeah, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: From the hospital. Yeah, where do you you? So you
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  Speaker 1: actually had to go to the hospital. They're taking the
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  Speaker 1: hospital to check you out and all.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. But you know, like I just kind of played
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  Speaker 2: a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Once I was at the hospital, I was like, I
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  Speaker 3: feel fine, and then you know, they left.
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  Speaker 2: They let me go.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody on that plane thought they witnessed like an actual emergency,
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  Speaker 3: except for my friends.
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  Speaker 2: No, my God, what what?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, you're kind of a good friend, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a friend that would fake a season.
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  Speaker 2: So take one for the team.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't missed a flight because I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: what a pooh producer Poo's on his way to the
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  Speaker 1: flight and he's late. I am not faking anything. I
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  Speaker 1: know my go too bad.
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  Speaker 2: He's late.
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  Speaker 1: He's late. But oh well, I mean you learn.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was definitely one of the dumber things. But
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  Speaker 2: I appreciate you guys validating like I was trying to
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  Speaker 2: be a good friend. My heart was in the right place,
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  Speaker 2: I felt.
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  Speaker 1: And there's so many people telling that story, like this
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  Speaker 1: guy had a seizure and it was crazy freaking out
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  Speaker 1: your friends like our idiot missed an entire trip. Our
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  Speaker 1: idiot friend missed an entire trip. Oh that's a fun
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  Speaker 1: story you got to tell. I don't know if it's
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  Speaker 1: worth it, but either way, well, thank you sir, and
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  Speaker 1: you have a good day. We appreciate you calling.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I did mess up a flight one time though, because
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to get off the flight. I had a
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  Speaker 1: weird feeling. I wanted to get off the plane immediately
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  Speaker 1: because the weather was bad and I thought they were
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  Speaker 1: going to delay it, and they didn't, and I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: get on. I said, I got to get off, and
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  Speaker 1: they were like what. I'm like, I have to get
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  Speaker 1: off the plane. I got off there like well we
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  Speaker 1: have to wait then and get your bags off, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, do whatever you have to do. I can't
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  Speaker 1: get on this flight. And I felt bad because I
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  Speaker 1: was delaying the flight. But it was snowing so bad.
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  Speaker 1: We were in New York. It was snowing so bad
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  Speaker 1: that planes couldn't land. But you mean to tell me
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  Speaker 1: we could take off? Oh wow. I'm like, no, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't feel comfortable doing that. I gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: They were mad, and I called Poo, who was in
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  Speaker 1: New York at the time, too. Yeah, like we're driving
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  Speaker 1: wherever we gotta go. Yeah, he was.
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  Speaker 2: He was cuddled up with some girl.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was some girl he.
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  Speaker 2: Was talking to.
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  Speaker 1: And I said, you got to meet me at budget
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  Speaker 1: rent a car.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't ask no questions. I just showed up Cannon.
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  Speaker 1: He was what a good friend is? Like, how much
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  Speaker 1: am I getting paid?
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  Speaker 3: Though,