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115: Q&A - Pun Intended · Wine & Audacity

• 0:08
  Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mmm. Yeah, who's she looking at? Who died now?
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm. I was trying to pull my questions bake up.
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: You know this should be timing out.
• 0:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, question and would be in the middle of watching
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: the video on Twitter and the ship or you like
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: you open the page and something you see like a
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: cheek or something, and then you go to click on
• 0:48
  Speaker 1: it and then it's gone. It's like, I was way
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: you go ahead wait here right? You can't. You can't
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: get that ship back. I don't know the name of
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: the page it was on.
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: And it's like, damn, I like, you ain't book market
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: fast enough, Like damn, I'm be mad as ship.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: Six y'all had one on six and parks coming back.
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: Excuse me? They keep it. I don't want to BT
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I heard about that bat. I don't want
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: to uh one of those six k Paul and Kyle
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: senate as host.
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: If you ain't bringing Marie in AJ back, I don't
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: want it.
• 1:24
  Speaker 1: She's ten years older than him. How's that gonna work?
• 1:26
  Speaker 1: And who? But she still looks good, she do. But no,
• 1:30
  Speaker 1: I don't want too much of an age gap, not really,
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: because the main freak was older than age. Yeah, con
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: Sinnetta is like twenty two. Ki Ki Palmer is like,
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: what thirty five?
• 1:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a Kiki still got the call and she's still
• 1:42
  Speaker 3: on the post of the culture though, Like everybody.
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: Kiki is Kiki thirty five, Kiki's ninety two or ninety three,
• 1:49
  Speaker 1: so Key's probably like thirty three, thirty two, thirty three
• 1:51
  Speaker 1: maybe I think you good? Yeah, I don't.
• 1:55
  Speaker 2: See how old Lauren is she thirty one, she thirty something, Yeah,
• 1:59
  Speaker 2: she'll be thirty two August.
• 2:01
  Speaker 1: Coolkik oh, that's right, Okay, shot, she's funny. She too,
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: so y'all left the whole time. Yeah, I like me
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: some Kiki, me, my my sister in law, look like,
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: how do you back that? Let me let me see
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: and can barely speak English. I was like, I was like,
• 2:22
  Speaker 1: how you back that? Which which one of them is
• 2:24
  Speaker 1: the is the start? No? They she will? She she
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: right now, the w W Women's champion.
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: Say she like the rest of them, build the bitches.
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry that was me.
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: I'm but it was mean. No.
• 2:37
  Speaker 3: I mean the Brest plans that did wonders for her
• 2:40
  Speaker 3: and she had to drop she dropped weight. She had
• 2:44
  Speaker 3: she dropped weight. She was she was a bodybuilder. I
• 2:46
  Speaker 3: mean crazy.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Okay. Well, welcome to this week's episode of
• 2:52
  Speaker 1: Wine and Audacity the podcast. I'm your host Brandon's card,
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: and we're here again this week. So you don't sound
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: enthus after last week a questions. I read the question.
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: You read the question wasn't mean it's time. I only
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: had one. It's gonna be me this week. Ship, what's up?
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: That's my evil lap? Both follow So, y'all this ship
• 3:20
  Speaker 1: go crazy? What's a roster? Roster? Roster pasta? Mm hmm.
• 3:26
  Speaker 1: That sounds good right now, roster pasta? Yeah, yeah, I'm
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: cool though, I'm cool. Yeah. Nigga's funny, that's all I'm saying. Funny, y'all.
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: You know what you did? Nigga? He said, you know
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: what you did? Now? You know what you did? Mm
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: hmm okay, he may or may not know what he did.
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: Don't forget ship, I don't, I don't What did that?
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: Do you know? His remember a little shaky? You'll remembory,
• 3:56
  Speaker 1: I mean outside out of mind by literally.
• 4:00
  Speaker 2: You literally ended the last episode last week talking about balls.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, balls. He talked about Randy Marsh's balls.
• 4:09
  Speaker 1: That was for the record. I didn't In case y'all
• 4:15
  Speaker 1: hear this, y'all funking record, y'all gonna hear this, I didn't.
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: I just said that didn't know something stupid. I didn't
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: actually have nothing to see about. Balls so good in it.
• 4:26
  Speaker 3: That's like, nig you, how you going? How you going
• 4:28
  Speaker 3: ending balls? And then like we won't even got the
• 4:31
  Speaker 3: punch line nothing. It's like you haven't seen balls so
• 4:33
  Speaker 3: big like and then and them song.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: So we have a special guests co host back again.
• 4:51
  Speaker 1: This is your second time on the show. Yeah, Sean
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: is Brian is back. My baby, how you doing? Please?
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: No pictures that might have to be be welcome back
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: right now? You got them hair gummy my oldest baby.
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, that.
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: Ship was funny. Go ahead and tell me I tell
• 5:09
  Speaker 2: you this story. I'm sorry this ship was so funny.
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 5:12
  Speaker 2: And for those of y'all who know Brandon outside this
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: park is branding his bowl by choice, not right now,
• 5:16
  Speaker 2: because shave less branding his bowl and and and and so.
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: When he came in the house the last time we recorded,
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: Brian says, hey, Brandon, you wanta try the haird gummy?
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: And Brandon, what the grammar saying, Nigga ain't got no
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: fucking hair. I just like he caught it and he
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: didn't catch it. He was like nigga. And by this
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: point I was already laughing because I'm sorry. It was funny.
• 5:43
  Speaker 4: Big had these heavenly head gummies. They come sixty in
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  Speaker 4: a pack.
• 5:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just down all of them, like, yeah, the hed
• 5:50
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna grow where you wanted to grow. Coming on
• 5:53
  Speaker 1: my nose is scary. I need this ship. That's scary.
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: You gotta looking looking for that ship towards the ship.
• 5:59
  Speaker 1: You you're gonna be looking like. I'm telling you.
• 6:03
  Speaker 2: I'm like when they when they when they did that,
• 6:07
  Speaker 2: when they did it's crazy, when they did the experiment
• 6:11
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 6:13
  Speaker 1: Was growing hand. Yeah, you can't die any of them.
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: Shake the bitches uppers like mm hmm.
• 6:24
  Speaker 3: May be the most stubborn ones, like if you don't
• 6:26
  Speaker 3: got the clippers, you.
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: Walk around looking like you got bating the head. Hopefully
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: I don't end up with head, because I don't. I've
• 6:37
  Speaker 1: seen people with.
• 6:39
  Speaker 5: Mhm.
• 6:40
  Speaker 2: People with your hair makes me.
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: They scare me. I saw one when I was a kid,
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: and I was.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: Like, going on, these hairs hang on their backs looking
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: like where it wolves.
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: I told you one of my friends. One of my
• 6:54
  Speaker 1: friends had chest hairs, so think it looks like a carpet.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: It's just like like a werewolf.
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  Speaker 4: It's like that that seventies. Yeah, that seventies.
• 7:04
  Speaker 1: He probably got a wolf. Busy.
• 7:06
  Speaker 4: You got a separate brush for that. Motherfucker got his
• 7:09
  Speaker 4: own shampool condition.
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: No had I like, Jack, I can't do it.
• 7:15
  Speaker 2: I like to kiss on the chest now like I
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: don't like hand.
• 7:18
  Speaker 1: Also, imagine putting hair on your chest.
• 7:22
  Speaker 2: Look at it, Jack, and then you want your nipples licked? No, sorry,
• 7:25
  Speaker 2: get this show.
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: Wait first minute out. What look nipples? It's men like
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: that nipples. Yeah, like niggas a few of them. Nigga.
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: We know, we know your nipples and belly buttons all
• 7:41
  Speaker 1: straight line, but.
• 7:48
  Speaker 6: Three between the three of the nerve.
• 7:55
  Speaker 1: Is in there somewhere. I don't like it. I don't like.
• 8:02
  Speaker 3: I don't like, I don't like. I'm sorry, I ain't
• 8:06
  Speaker 3: that guy I like. I ain't that guy.
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: I like nipple never been. I don't like nipple play.
• 8:11
  Speaker 1: You know what you mean? I don't know, nigga. I
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: mean for you probably, but for me, it's like that ship.
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: I don't like it. There's some people. Don't sneak up
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: on me. Don't don't let me anticipate. I'm never going
• 8:22
  Speaker 1: to ask for it. Don't let me anticipate, but sneak
• 8:25
  Speaker 1: up on just if you just do it. Ibody like
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: it at the moment with it, don't stop. I told
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: you what time I was eating pussy and I was
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: down there trying to figure out what was happening. I
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: was like, he was scratching the mix trying to figure
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: out what was going on. But lo and behold. You
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: know this nigga, this nigga learned to be a water bender.
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: But he don't. But he don't that you know. But
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: he's playing with the earth Lord, I mean't raise no bitch.
• 8:57
  Speaker 1: The mission conflicted about it afterwards, but it was done. Lord,
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: she was shaking. I was like, oh, did my job decompressed?
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: Within that night? Niggasid niggas. Niggas sitting on the TOI
• 9:10
  Speaker 1: to see, like.
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: Listening to the slow songs trying to figure out the
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: meaning of life.
• 9:19
  Speaker 1: You had to make sure I didn't. I just didn't
• 9:21
  Speaker 1: want to go diving off in the penis. Listened to
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: the new audition telling about this this, I mean, the
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: right one come along. Who knows you might get a
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: natural born niece and nephew at some point. I take
• 9:34
  Speaker 1: it if.
• 9:38
  Speaker 2: Everything happened the strangest thing. Uh yeah, you all got
• 9:43
  Speaker 2: a niece nephew in a way.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Huh.
• 9:45
  Speaker 3: Put me on with the six eight, with the six
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  Speaker 3: eight Amazon like bro, nigga, I said, the six eight Amazon.
• 9:52
  Speaker 1: That's that's too much.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: That's she might be flipping. She might flip Brandon is.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I didn't seen Angel. I haven't seen Angel.
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of niggas want to climb that tree.
• 10:08
  Speaker 4: Listen, I'm an athletic motherfucker because I'm gonna climb that
• 10:11
  Speaker 4: agro crane like Ninja Warrior spider Man in my house.
• 10:21
  Speaker 1: I can't eat Bully. You said, how you doing? What's
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: I can't threaten you? Like threat she go for seven people.
• 10:33
  Speaker 2: I can't damn. I can't do nothing with her.
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: Take her legs out and that body is natural. Yeah
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: that thing thinking she's got it. Titties done that that
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: thing thing. But I mean they look better now. Yeah.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah it's the ass ray Oh yeah, oh that's that's her. Yeah,
• 10:51
  Speaker 1: she don't look like a bug's life.
• 10:52
  Speaker 4: And she's Brazilian makes she was Cuban was it was
• 10:57
  Speaker 4: Cuban may.
• 10:58
  Speaker 1: Be you know, man, all I'm gotta mm hmmm. She
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: used to be a professional volleyball player.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: She was, Yeah, well ship, how did anybody win against her?
• 11:10
  Speaker 1: It wasn't getting no ball pass her.
• 11:11
  Speaker 2: She's stay in one spot. I'm like, I don't want
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: to play this bitch no more.
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: She got the only fans now, oh oh my. When
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: it happens when you when you when you subscribe to
• 11:26
  Speaker 1: to somebody's only fans and they put the good ship
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: on the Twitter or on doing the public.
• 11:30
  Speaker 4: Social it'll be a ployeed, just to spend money. Right,
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you one thing.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: I ain't got it.
• 11:35
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you one thing. So occasionally I pulled myself.
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: I buy one, you feel me only fans, just to
• 11:42
  Speaker 4: see what it's, just to see what it looks like.
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: I will buy it, and then Christian immediately, damn straight,
• 11:50
  Speaker 4: I got it for the.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Day. I ain't got worried about it renewing, you know,
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: because I know I ain't gonna need them for longer
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: than thirty days.
• 11:59
  Speaker 4: But you have to first, your time, two or three.
• 12:02
  Speaker 4: I just want to see. Yeah, I'm just curious.
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: And again no, I haven't seen a couple of them.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: It's like.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: They put anything next now, So I ain't mind nothing
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: should I was scrolling down by by mistake, and all.
• 12:16
  Speaker 1: I saw was bowls. Twitter's crazy. Can we scroll back up?
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: I started clicking and I went down the rabbit hole.
• 12:22
  Speaker 1: Part of the reason why I ain't never get rid
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: of my Twitter. Myself DM myself just.
• 12:27
  Speaker 4: And there's no feeling to nobody gets from boarded or
• 12:29
  Speaker 4: anything that's game on Twitter.
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: But I got reported for calling somebody hood right. I
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: went to Twitter jail for twenty four hours for calling
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: somebody hood right.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: But they got dick and bowls.
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: Any way, on on This is discrimination, ain't more so
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: if I had put it, if I had put a
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: picture of a dick up and then said somebody was
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: a hood red, I wouldn't have got I wouldn't have
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: went to jail, is what y'all saying. That's what I'm
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: feeling like it's happening right now. I ain't there's some ship.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: This is some foolishness, man, God, damn it all this time.
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: Lord of course this Ninja would have had free porn.
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: I'm admits this. We're family, I'm admitt this. I'll be
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: watching straight porn. I watched gate Borns sometimes. Well we
• 13:26
  Speaker 1: know that, you know.
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: It just popped up one day and I was curious
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: and I kept scrolling and I see this.
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: I can't these people the corn because I'm sorry, it's
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: something about a jiggle that just gets me. I'm sorry, sorry,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: it's just on playing. But the chick, I'm like every
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: something like ship makes a lot on.
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: A good thing.
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: And now I miss him, man, I mean teachers on.
• 14:00
  Speaker 1: You like what you like, but because you also got you,
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: you also got the I'm gonna tell you some dy
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: take my phone. Yeah, you miss it out, somebody taken it. It
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: might have been an age stick. I might have not.
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: I might not just liked her. It might have just
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: been there. Possible, possible. Oh lord, not me turned into
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: a bisexual. Let's move. Let's turn this off. Hold hold
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: hold on. He to be now in the element community.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Hold on that, hold on anything, hold on. Let me
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: do this myself for research for the research problem. If
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: you want to slap me in that d M, that's fine.
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: Appreciate you because times.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: It's tough over here times.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: One of the good things about living alone and having
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: the sixty into your living room. Yeah, I don't live alone.
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: I hear about it. I was like TV, now.
• 14:55
  Speaker 7: You just.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: Stop the light flick like damn, it's like real. I mean,
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: it's how bad it'd be like a sometime sixty nine
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: D My goodness, that's name that's going on? What sixty
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: nine D? Lord Jesus Lord? All right, So time for
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: Question of the Week, y'all? Or she had so, Brian,
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: We started a new segment on the show called Question
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: of the Week where I scoured the internet or rather
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: my TikTok FYP page, and we had I pulled questions
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: where people pose answers to So last week, what was
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: the question I posed last week?
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: The one about something embarrassing that your kids didn't public
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: that makes you not want to go out again?
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: That was one.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: Let's say something that she said that made you say
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: she's evil?
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, something that you said to him that made you
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: made him say you were evil. And then the other one
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: was something about work out, some thing that happened at work.
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I had to think about I had one
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: of those stories forgot so just now we can on
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: circle back, you know, because the magic of television or
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: rather editor and I can just splice the ship together.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: They won't even know, I mean because I said it,
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: But I could take that out.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: It wasn't that unhinged that did.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: It was a dude that I was dealing with at work,
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: and he was messing with another girl at work. Oh,
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: I heard the story and I you know, know about it.
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: But then he was wressing with another girl at another location.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: So the other girl that he was messing with besides me,
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: found out about the girl at the other location and
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: pulled up at the other location, and the bitches got
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: the fighting on the parking lot.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: M M.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: I said, I'm glad y'all left me out of that
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: ship bit Not y'all slap, I said, not y'all fighting.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Over community did? That's crazy?
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: Everybody had a piece of that. My old boss used
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: to call him a cocaunt.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Cuait a minute, because words mean things, don't cockhim.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, you you're crazy about cock.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but that's what he called him, called
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: him cockham.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: That's that's that's why I'm laughing, Like maybe it's some
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: things I didn't know about. I don't know speaking of
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: speaking and stuff. Some people called himagina cock. I've heard
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: people say that's something lest being ship.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: People say that and I was like, wait, what so
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: it don't mean, but I think it means.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I'm confused. Time for questioning a week. Describe your ex
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: as a brand. I'm in need of a good laugh.
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: First answer, Pepsi because he had a problem with coke.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: Mm hm m hmm.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Okay, that's about that's about a four.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, I got one. Okay, Mad Dog twenty twenty because
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: it'll fuck up your life better Moregan David alone. Describe
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: your ex as a brand. I mean pretty much. Mm hmmm.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: I should have put that on TikTok damn because the
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: bitch made my chest hurt. Mm hmmm. Okay. Describe your
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: ex as a brand. I'm gonna need a good laugh
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: all d He lied all the time.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: That night, all the time, Like I was like, wait,
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: that was on that was on the nose, goddamn.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Describe your ex as a brand. I'm gonna need of
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: a laugh. Spirit Airlines because he's unreliable and made me
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: pay for all of his baggage. That's tough. Yeah, that
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: was a good one. But you get a free personal item.
• 18:56
  Speaker 4: No, you can take a person something book back for free,
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: like bathrooms, like.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Child they charge.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: They charge for seat belts, your life.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: They charge you for a big chair and then you
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: get on the plane and all the chairs the same size.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: M h. Describe your ex as a brand. I'm gonna
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: need have a good laugh. Microsoft. I think you get it.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: That's I had one of those there, ain't know. I
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: had to pause and look at me like that. Mic
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: mm hmmm, it was Mike. Describe your access a brand.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need have a good laugh. Ancestry because he
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: liked to keep it in the family. That's nasty, Michel,
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I mean going too far. Her family or his own
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: family kept keep it in his family. Somebody called and
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: that's just that's nasty. He's a gutter snipe, straight up
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: out the hood. Describe your ex as a brand. I'm
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: in need of a good laugh, Timu, because you were
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: always disappointed but never surprised. Oh Jesus, well wish some
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: of these are mean. That's last week we even worst. Yeah.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Describe your ex as a brand. I'm in need of
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: a good laugh. I kid I had to do it myself. Damn. Ouch,
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: What the funk I need you for? That's what is.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Describe your ex as a brand. I'm in need of
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: a good laugh. Amazon Prime because he came fast.
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: M h that's that's a seven.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's up there with hot and ready like Luci
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: is this mm hmm.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: That was a good joke, yeah, m. Describe your ex
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: as a brand. I'm in need of a good laugh.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Dual Lingo because I can never learn my lesson. Damn.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I gotta do my first lesson today. By the way,
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I always wait like eleven fifty five and be screaming
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: like uh a jamapel ship fifty six? Uh damn it skip.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: Describe your ex as a brand. I'm in need of
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: a good laugh. Blockbuster because he's no longer with us.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: M damn, that's why I missed Blockbuster. They had games too.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: Yup, Blockbuster Lister Ship Yeah, yep, we need another Blockbuster.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Describe your ex as a brand. I'm gonna need of
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: a good laugh. Crumble, overrated, disappointing and dry. Oh that's
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: some of the cookies are good. That's crumble with discussion
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: the under I.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Heard them Kardashian cookies trash, and I said, what, that's
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: one brand with the Kardashians, it makes sense.
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: Describe your ex as a brand. I honestly you needed
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: a good laugh Ocean Gate because there were signs mm
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: hmmm mmmmm mm hmmm. Resting peace to them people who
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: went down that submarine and got crushed. Yeah, because no,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: y'all dumb asses. You We're gonna circle back around to
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: the to the blue horizon, go to space for ten
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: minutes to come back mission after this on that too.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Describe your ex as a brand because I'm in need
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: of a laugh. You could have said this about me
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Sean Skitters because he left me the taste mm hmm.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Told she gave one. They hated it. No, Sis, No,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: this's not gonna work. Describe your ex as a brand.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I'm in need of a good laugh. McDonald's ice cream machine.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: He was never working and always broke accurate. Had one
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: of those two mm hmmm.
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: Mm hmmm mm hmm.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: Describe your ex as a brand. I'm in need of
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: a good laugh. Tommy, he'll figure because he'll figure out
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: a way to lie about anything.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: God damn not to help to help niggas.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: God, damn. Okay. Describe your ex as a brand. I'm
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: in need of a good laugh. Victoria's secret because Victoria
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: was his secret. Damn. Really, I'm just reading class. Really,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Victoria is the secret that was best, that was the
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: best you can come up with. Maybe the bitch's name
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: is Victoria. I just understand. But mm hmm hmm. Describe
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: your ex as a brand. I'm in need of a
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: good laugh. Burger came because he wanted everything his way.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm mm.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: My fire. Describe your ex as a brand. I may
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: need have a good laugh. Felize chunky and white Jesus.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh wow, oh oh oh oh.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: My, that's another mean one that was just describe speaking
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: of speaking of boy bands, describe your ex as a brand,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: I'm a need of a good laugh. Aaron Carter because
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: he was a one hit wonder. Damn. So what do
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: they mean by that he was? She's saying he was
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: the one hit wonder? So like I said, just one
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: hit okay, because I had like two or three different
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: interpretations in my head. I mean I was like, like, like,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: you let him hit it once and he just never
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: let him hit it again, or I can't stroke he
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: stroked once and then he just busted and never stroked again.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: And I got the first thing. The second one would
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: be the same. Yeah, no, because you let might hit it.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: H't never hit you back. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: If you do.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: But then if he go in, he go in, it's
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: like fifteen seconds, like I'm like a Mike Tyson knockout,
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: and it's like.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: But then the other one I was by, you know,
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: you ain't never heard from again. Next thing, you know,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: he gone right like he ain't. He no longer with us.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: One that was a little league. I see what they're saying, though,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: break for the next one. Let's have some laughs. How
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: long did your quickest quick pumper leaf fellas? How long
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: did you last? And miss best kouchie mm hmmm. One
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: woman responded, baby, he was taking off my panties and
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: boom had to go on for the hugging. Let me
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: know it was okay. That's I responded, Damn, the brother
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: was starving.
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: You know, I would hear stories like that from females
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: and I didn't think you unwrapping the gift and it's
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: like yeah, like I would always think, like you know,
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: women would over exaggerate when you feel me.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: But it happens a man, yo, Like they telling me
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: these stories at work like that sounds awful. I'm scared
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: that nigga. That's a setup. Oh what's the story.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: So I was messing with this guy and he came
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: over and we had we had all the Chinese food
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: and stuff. Eight fool. It was in the room watching
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: the first forty eight.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: I was hunger. We waited a little while, but different setup.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I forget so.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: So we was watching first forty eight and between four
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: play and the Sex, we got through the first few
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: minutes of the first forty eight. By the time the
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: first commercial went off, he was done like two or
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: three minutes, and then the first commercial come on, so
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: probably got a total of ten minutes start to finish. Oh,
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: then I have moved.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: He's a funny nigga. He's the funny set. I have moved.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: He didn't get the no address. This guy came and
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: picked me up from my house.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: So back in the day the Simpsons, the repleat to
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: the Simpsons used to come on there at six o'clock
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: and six thirty. He came and picked me up just
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: as the first episode was coming on at six o'clock.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: He lived ten minutes to wait for me if you
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: went to his house. By the time I got home
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: in the second episode was on.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Huh.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: I mean that's what that's you know, you know, I heard,
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: I heard about heard about our friend, you know she
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: she went over to do the house and it was like, yo,
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: it was the same episode as the Simpsons. That's fucking crazy,
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: y'all connected by the Simpsons.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Both y'all bad experiences.
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: I'm so sorry now y'all can't even look at the
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Simpsons over that pipe.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Every time the Census came on, I left.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Sorry, not because the episode was funny as soon as I.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Was hitting theme zone yep, except for mash no for
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: the Simpsons.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: After that happened, every time the theme song for the
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Simpsons was start, I would bust. I was laughing because
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: I left out the house while the first theme song
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: was coming on the first time, and when I got
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: back in, theme song was coming.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: On the second time. For the second yep, that's tough. Sorry, sis.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: And then he tried to I'm aiming to him in
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: public somewhere He's with some people, and I didn't speak
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: to him because what the fuck I need to speak.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: To you for it.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: He made some kind of comment, well, bitches acting different
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: some ship like that, and I loudly said, I don't
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: know why you made me you the one you do want.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: It couldn't last long because I'm not saying I can't remember.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: This was years ago, and I embarrassed him, and my
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: friend I was with dragged me off because he looked like.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: He was angry. See, and that's why he should have
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: said nothing to me. That's how you should.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Spider. I'm a firm believer. If somebody cuts
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: me off, I'm an stay cut off. I'm not gonna
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna try to have no attitude about it
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: if I see you in person. If I'm a ghost
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: to you, then you a ghost to me. Bitch your cast,
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: but I'm gonna walk right past you same way you
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: walked past me. You going out with your to say
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: something about it, like, damn, sir, you were really hurt,
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: you therapist about that because.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: You left me alone?
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: You feel me like And now, when he kept still
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: trying to talk to me, asked me what I want
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: to answer his phone calls? And I was like, do
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: you really want to answer to that question. Do you
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: really want to answer to that question? Sir, you was
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: broken and Dick was we No.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: The I need to answer Sometimes they just need to
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: be humble Chinese, specially when they start.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: I was, sir, be careful because because the bit trying
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: to set you up, choose you keep telling you the
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: horror stories.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, just you be like damn, my life
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: is longer than that. Oh for real? Yeah girl, you right,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: like you know it's the whole that the best question.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: What I'm saying, Yeah, we can do because I'm the
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: home girl gonna say, ain't that quick pump?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: We can do cardio?
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Im like I ain't gonna break a sweat.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: That's tough, not sure? Not sure ship ain't that swoosh?
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: Because he just didn't. It was bad. So these people
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: are on Blue Sky basically telling they on on this,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: on this on the entry, eight pumps, twelve pumps, forty
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: five seconds. I mean, these guys were excited. One guy
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: said that he nicknamed a miss Grippy because as soon
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: as that was his first one, and he Grippy is
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: crazy work. I had a homeboy that used to call
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: the red Snapper Riz snapper is crazy color.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: Ye you just called the red snapper and the chicken
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: got a grip that Hey, that's what he called it.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: He said, Sean got a snapper turtle. Where we use
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: the episode title already, can't use that again, dang oh dad,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: we did use snapping turn, snapping turn. M h This
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: one says he said, damn you so wet and just
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: got up and left, left his boxes and everything. That's
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: what the first for you did. That's because he and
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: why are your pussy so good? Right side of the
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: bed with the look on my face like I had
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: never had that happen, standing a head looking in the mirror.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: That's what he should have did when he got home.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: M yep, his ass was gone. I was like, he said,
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: I guess you know, I sure did. I goosted his
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: ass quick fast and then.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Alright whatever as the question and quick shot of the week.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: M hmm. Not the quick shot two pumps in the swirl.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: That's episode title Q and A mm hmmm, Yes, that's it.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: That's it is.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Can we find I don't want no strive a little
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: short to me?
• 33:20
  Speaker 9: Okay, okay, so I can't remember girl, I don't want
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: don't want, no want, but.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: The song was unhinged.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Welcome to mas Q and a episode. Take it away, Sean.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: This is your wheelhouse before we get started.
• 33:50
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• 33:55
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• 33:58
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• 34:00
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• 34:35
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• 34:39
  Speaker 2: Charade Whitfield Circle Real Housewives of Atlanta some years back,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: when she looks like she looks Who're gonna check you?
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Boom? So here we go. Mm hmm.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: So this week we are starting on Brilliant's favorite thread.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: We are going to six brown chicks.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Y'all okay, y'all ready.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: I'm a married, vicurious mail and I spent the afternoon
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: with a male sex worker. I offered him double his
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: rate to add a nex massage to his service. I
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: paid him three hundred and twenty dollars. The real twenty
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: dollar bill was wrapped up around three fake one hundred
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: dollar bills. He pulled my neck the wrong way and
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: I felt paralyzed and couldn't move certain parts of my body.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I couldn't lift myself off the bed. I panicked and
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: demanded a full refund. He said no and counted his
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: money more carefully, and that's when he noticed the fake
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: one hundred dollar bills. He took my watch and credit
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: cards and left me naked in bed. I yeoled until
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: hotel guests got management to call an ambulance.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: I'm learning to.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Walk again, but my wife doesn't support me at all.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: This is a very difficult time for me, as I've
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: lost my job and health benefits. She's not the loving
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: woman I married. All she wants is avengel me was
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: to change her bengeful, wicked ways.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Shut the fucker.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: I was ready to say that whole ship took a
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: turn like then't wasn't you just getting paralyzed bo?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Because you said he right? He? Okay, So he's a
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: male sex worker. That's death grip.
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: Because I thought you was talking about the female this
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: whole down time. Because I'm sitting here when you said.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: That, I'm like, dam like, white, white paralyzed girl. That's
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: a little fucked up. He's just paralyzed like that cold
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: help help, I got pee. So his mother, My my issue,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: my issue, what it is? It's like you tried to
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: do wrong, like you tried to hustle this nigga and
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: you thought that you was gonna get up with ship belongings.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: That nigga said, Nah, bitch, wait in a minute, he
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: counted that money.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: He's saying, he's saying, he's saying fake. Yeah, now you
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: you're lucky he ain't killed you. Yeah for real? Mm
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: hmm you like it. That's all he did was lead you,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: come in and turn you into broke. Here name slipped back.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: No, No, this is not seem like anything that I
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: own that I would endorse, like I put a sandwich
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: over a hope, I put money over a hope. But
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: home is mad, none of them never homies. But now
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: you're yeah, you're lucky, you got out, You got out
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: with your life like okay, and your wife, yeah, man,
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: your wife like fuck you?
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: But how you trying to pivot and make it about
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: the white That's what I'm trying to figure out. When
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: you want to be loyal to you and you ain't
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: got a liquor, little to you and your nigga, I mean,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I just want to special massage baby, you know. So,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: so you're doing the bending anybody are you? How are
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: you going to ask me something like that? Like how
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: did you let another man bend you over? Ain't nobody bending?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: So you're doing this? Is that what it is? When
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: you said that white guy I had the shirt on
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: at the Jani concert, she had the huge, huge grin
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: on her face, was like at this point, my good sir,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: do you your wife is being loyal to herself because
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: and she should you how how did you expect her
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: to My thing is? How do you expect her to
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: explain this ship to somebody who happened to your husband.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Sex worker gave gave the vice grip on the paralyze them.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: He tried to get me fake money, and sex workers
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: fucked them up.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: You trick with trippers. Yeah, a male one.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: You got mass you got what you deserve. I don't
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: hear ain't no way you tried to hustle that nigga.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: That nigga said, nah, bitch.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: He said check and checkmate, bitch, snap to no. But
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: here's the thing. I feel like he paralyzed.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: So he paralyzed them on purpose, and he didn't realize
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: the money was face with efforts, So that means he
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: was trying to hustle him and the nigga already came
• 39:30
  Speaker 4: in there with her playing the hustle.
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: Tried to tried to get got, tried to hustle and
• 39:38
  Speaker 6: you got got Yeah, sounds like me.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: And then he hit him with the times too. When
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: he found out his face, he was like, oh, people
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: saying it's like, give me that ship back.
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna take everything now. I was gonna leave you
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: with something fun that you gotta learn to walk against.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Now look at and I'm gonna take your pants. So
• 40:02
  Speaker 4: you gotta walk through the lobby with your boxes, nigga
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: looking stupid.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: You may be carried on because he can't walk. So yeah, I.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Can imagine being a guest in a hotel and some
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: ship like that baby the cackle.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: You're looking at that like I take my mama business
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: her nose. He is gonna be right there, like I'm like,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: i'mna be righting from what happened.
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: I'm here Brandon on FaceTime like look, look, look, look, look,
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: don't look.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: He's sucking the strip from him. It was like check
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: mm hmm, yeah, okay, moving along. Next question. She's gonna
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: put some sir, he already fucked up with me as
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: much else she needs to do.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: She's gonna leave you sitting there. She's gonna throw you
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: in the baby.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Christina. Christina is gone. He gird sir, fuck you No.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: I mean that's that's all the response you got.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: We were going to run it, Talgas.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: This one is actually more of a story or not
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: a question. That is what your feedback on it?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Am I overreacting? My boyfriend cheated on me at my
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: birthday dinner.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Man, you should have stabbed them. I'm sorry, all right.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: It was my birthday with me, a few friends, and
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: my boyfriend. We were out at this cozy little restaurant
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: I picked for dinner. I've been feeling really weird about
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: my boyfriend and one of my oldest girlfriends for a while.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: You know, when you can just feel that something is off.
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: The way they looked at each other inside jokes I
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: wasn't a part of. I kept brushing it off, telling
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: myself I was being insecure. Halfway through dinner, she said
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: she was going to the bathroom. Two minutes later, he
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: stood up and mumbled something about going to the bathroom too.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: My stomach dropped. It felt so obvious, but I still thought,
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: surely not. After two minutes, I got up, walked down
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: the hallway, and yeah, the bathroom door was closed, and
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: I can hear them laughing, whispering, etc. I didn't say
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: anything right then, I just turned around, walked back to
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: the table and waited. When they came back, trying to
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: act normal, I lost it. I didn't scream or throw anything,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: but I said exactly what I heard. The table went silent,
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: some people got up. My boyfriend charged to deny it,
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: then stormed out. She didn't say a word.
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: I left right after.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: I feel like I was overreacted by blowing up at
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: the dinner and maybe he should have handled it privately.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Am I overreacting? Bit? No? No, no, you didn't react enough.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: You ain't reacting enough. He's just gassed.
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Like when he storming, When he stormed out the restaurant,
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: that was him saying.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I don't want these motherfuckers in my business.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: If we're gonna argue, I know she's gonna follow me,
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: so I'm just gonna storm up.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you you think I'm right.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: The level of disrespect to do that where she is present,
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: That shows y'all have no respect for her whatsoever, You
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: or the friend just that on just on GP. The
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: friend should have got her, the so called friend should
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: have got her ass beat. Yeah, and then I'm coming
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: for you, nigga, because see that's been my fraind probably
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: longer than you've been my man.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Raise a blazing lemon juice.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I said that to say, No, ma'am, you are
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: not overreacting. You did it with the disrespect was public.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: The consequences should have been public.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Stop second guessing yourself. You did confident in what you
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: saw and what you heard. You are grown ass woman.
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: You do not need the reassurance of what you saw
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: and what you heard.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: You're gonna trust me, You gonna believe, you can believe
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: your heads over me. I can hear. Baby. You know
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: you ain't hear that. There's no way I would.
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Have been standing outside of the bathroom like you know
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: you ain't hear that. But I would have been standing
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: outside the bathroom as soon as they opened that door.
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: I would have donkey kicked came who I became out first.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: I would have donkey kicked them right now. You know
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: you girl, you know I ain't say that. It ain't
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: happen like that. Don't you know you ain't see that.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: You know you ain't know it ain't even like that.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: You know your eyes lied till you donkey kicking you.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: You didn't react enough. You know you ain't getting asleep
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: last night. You know you're just making tough.
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: He you know who I was at Glee because I'm
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: about to glue yard lids open.
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Bit. We were sitting here the whole time, baby sitting
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: But you know I want my family back. There we go, baby,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: You ain't see that, girl, mm hmm. You're gonna trust
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: your You're gonna trust me.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna trust this fist. That's what should have know.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: You ain't. You ain't react enough. That's what you asshole.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: You didn't react enough. I'm sorry now, I understand not
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: wanting to act up in public. However, I feel like
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: you could have pleaded temporary insanity.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you love me, you will believe get
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: your friend like me.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: If you should have came back to the table, I
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: would have ma liked you. Matter of fact, I would
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: have noticed when both of them got the suck up.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: So now you got P two. You know what you
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: should I go to the bathroom too.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Let's go there. We can we can go together. I
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: sure we can go. We can that ship. I would
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: have caught that to come on mm hmm. I mean,
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: if you love me, you believe what I.
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: Was telling you, girl, Okay, yeah, I'm believe he's gonna
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: wake up in the burning burning bed like fair fawcet.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: You got to write one bitch. She ain't done.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: No, no, you ain't never see the movie to Burning Bed.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: U been in it.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: He was a.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Beautiful went to sleep. He was drunk or drunk up
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: with something. She set that bit on.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: Far so you have me fucked up. For a second,
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: I might have say, wait a minute, she ain't down.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Like that, ain't like that. Sorry, I should have been
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: more pacific. Thank you for being shot the funk up.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: I hate it. Ye specific.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, baby girl, you know m h I'm sorry.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Certain things is worth tuckling over. You do you got
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: to the disrespect. It was very very very very very
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: very very very very loud.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah nah, yeah, sorry. You want somebody get their ads beat?
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: I mean in that case, I would have had my
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: phone out there recording on how to do it. So
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: they came out as soon as aboul have started lying,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Oh well, let's put you on the summer draam screen.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Mm hmm, hey, I like that. That's you. That's y'all.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Bitch like that right there, and see if see if
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: you can laugh and I punch you in your throat. Nope?
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, mm hm that bull my potatoes. Let's move on. Okay,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: grinded my gears, but.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm mm hmm m just made my gums.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Itch what some bitches?
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: I can't stand people like that. I just came across
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: the story on Facebook like that the girl rode past
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: the so called best friend house and the boyfriend car
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: was parked outside, and she took a picture of the
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: damn call just before she vanded the last car. Took
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: a picture of the call, posted it and said such
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: and such as that such and such house, my supposed
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: best friend.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: My best friend has the nerved the message her talking ship.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: I said, oh, baby, the way I would have been
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: sitting outside, like come outside, get off the bus, rozen,
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: get off the bus, come come outside, talk cold cash.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: And then a bunch of people started message her like, oh,
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: you're the first person she did that too. That's why
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: she don't have no friends. You ever noticed that she
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: don't have no friends. She did this to all her friends.
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: I so that bits got a problem too. I'll get
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: her her babe bit motherfucker.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Thunderclap like in church. Mm hmm up ring. That's a
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: song for the episode Pond by a fant Man.
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I seen nor d be like I've never seen
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: a moving along.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Back to six Brown Chicks we Go.
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: I've been living with my boyfriend and his sixteen year
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: old daughter for two months. I left my man for him.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I took his daughter's phone because she refused to do
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: her chores.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: As I slept, She put vegetable oil in my head
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: and ruined my three hundred dollars wig install. When I
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: woke up, my lace front was pocket and rolled back
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: towards the sending on my head. She left the old
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: bottle near me so I wouldn't know that she did it.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: My head could not be redone without washing it. I
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: told him I was going to kick his daughter's ass him.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Why are you disciplining her? How are you the authority
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: in my house when you're sleeping on the floor. F
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Why he doesn't like anyone to sleep in bed with him?
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: So I have a sleeping bag near the foot of
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: the bed. I'm not sleeping on the I have a
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: sleeping bag. He won't pay for my new big advice.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Bitch, you stupid, You moved into somebody's bitch Chase. Don't
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: even sleep on the floor.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: You It sounds like you're just entertainment. You entertainment for
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: the sun. They just the son having fun with you.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: To Dad, I got sleep sleep that sleeping on the
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: floor just because you put a a blanket on the
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: floor and you feel me you dizzy?
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: What ham saying with you?
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: First of all, First of all, that first of all
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: ten points to the not got her back through, ten
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: points to the daughter, ten points of the daughter, for
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: the for the oil in the way.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: You can't get a lot of that. That's hard to
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: get out of anything.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: That was funny, she said, she woke up her ship
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: was like a snap bag.
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: God man.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Secondly, why are you? Why are you okay? We're sleeping
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: on the floor because she's the toy and she okay
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: with it. Even Andy picked up his toys and.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: The floor like your name, Russell Washing what the toy
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Richard Jackie listen like eighty two? Oh my god?
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Got you sleeping on the floor like your name fluffy.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Floor next to the bed. I mean you need to
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: say a picture of it so she might ask you
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: what it is, fluffy.
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: And then the fact that you asking for help at
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: the end of the story. You don't know, That's what
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, Like you don't know a solution. You don't
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: know a solution.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: You don't cut you couldn't. Are you homeless? Get off
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: the floor fast? She left her boyfriend form she did
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: you but you slipping the bed at that manhouse. That's crazy.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: I met you here over there nights and comfortable.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: He replaced you all caughtled up with pillows and and
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: a mattress cover and.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Reread count he gave you a bowl too, not a
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: bowl now now now, now I see what you're going brother,
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I mean this is a puppy play. Some people like
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: like that master master sub play. Yeah, my first of all,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: my knees backed.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I got a hard time getting damn on the floor,
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: much less getting up off. But I'm not sleeping on
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: nobody flew.
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: I got a bad bad I wish the fun I would,
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: And I bet you she paying bills, That's know what
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. So if I'm paying the bill, how dare
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: you ask me?
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Like he's like the bed with you you sleep someway.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: I was bitch, you could get on the couch.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: I was just saying that you couch. You don't like
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: people be on the couch, No level like that. Yeah,
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: you can't lay on my couch, his couch Italian leather.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Oh please? He got that bitch from Price Busters in
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: the white room. In the white room, like t and
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: that broke off that you can't go in everything covering
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: in plastic. There's a reason for that.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: Moving on, we're going back to Yeah, we going back
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: to Reddit.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Song showed us chest paints and shoes.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Going back to Reddit song, So what would you do
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: in this situation question the title Our date went really well,
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: but she asked me to pay for her babysitter after.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Hi.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: I thirty four, Mao, and I just had my first
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: date after a divorce. I met this girl thirty one
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: at my friend's party and we really clicked. After the party,
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: I texted her and we had been texting for.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: About three weeks.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: I asked her out a couple of times, but always
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: she told She always told me another time because she
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: had to take care of her two kids and had
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: to be at work. Last night, we had been texting
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: and decided finally.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: To go on a date. Today. I picked her up.
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: We went to a to have been at a nice
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Greek place, and then we went to a ball to
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: have a few drinks. The ball was close to her place,
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: so I walked her home. She gave me a kiss
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: and we said goodbye.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: The date went really well.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: On my way home, she texted me to let me
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: know to let her know when I'm home, and so
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: I did. We have been texting again and setting up
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: another date, but then she asked me if I could
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: send her a hundred year olds for her babysitter this evening.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: I know she is a single mother and that the
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: dad is absent, but since I paid for the whole date,
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: I think paying for a babysitter as well is a
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: bit over the time. I also have a daughter from
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: my marriage, and I paid my nephew to take care
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: of her for the night. I know that if I'm
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: going to pursue this girl, her kids will be a
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: part of my life, and I have no issue with that.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Most people my age, including myself, have kids. The issue
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: is I don't know how to feel about her asking
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: for money after the first date. There was no prior agreement,
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: she didn't mention any babysitter. I was married for eight
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: years and this was my first date after a long time,
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: So maybe it's normal and I'm just overthinking this.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: It's this normal. What would you do in this situation?
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Some lack of finesse, attacking, attempting to finesse somebody else,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: because if a nigga about that or he had that,
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: he would have given to you without you having asked
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: for agree But initially I've seen videos the popped the
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: balloon videos online and also other sorts of content online
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: where women will ask men to pay for their nails
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: and their hair under the guise of Oh, I'm getting
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: ready for a date with you. You can't buy You
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: can't pay for my head, you can't buy my nails,
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: you can't get me a new outfit. I just met you,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: and I don't like that ship. Absolutely.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: I'm twenty nine a single because that's what the data
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: market is like. They want to be pamping and taking
• 55:33
  Speaker 4: care of They want wife treatment before we even get
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: in a relationship. And the ship is crazy to me.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: If I like you, let alone.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: The exactly putting all this money into exact that whole argument,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: where's one thing? Because I gotta eat.
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: That that argument they started with. They said, cheesecake isn't
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: a good first date. Shit in me, if the bill
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: is over forty dollars, it's a good fucking date.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: To merawbucks is a good It's any for free.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: So I'm to get to know each other, Like, what
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: the fuck is going on? The Dayton pool has the
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: sewitch from the Springfield power plant in it. I just
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: had this conversation with my little sister yesterday, me and
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: her was talking about that. She was like, it really
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: got p in and I said, no, bitch, is worse.
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: It got swage in it.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: It's green on the top with the algae. It looked
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: like how that pool looked at the swim club up
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: the street. Up the street, remember there stream swim club
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: that was all and that was closed right there on
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: that corner. We thought it was white zone for Mill. No,
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: not for Mill right there on card over the Yeah,
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: that swim club. I thought it was white zone because
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: it's all I ever seen a kid. And but for
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: they closed down that pool. Film it's closed down. The
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: pool empty now, but before it was film and leads
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: and that's the day pool.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: They left, Uh the majority of the was it the summer?
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: Oh dang, yeah it was yeah, it was yok, Like
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: they just like once they closed the just abandoned the midilding.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: So now last time I rode past, there is empty
• 57:11
  Speaker 2: now emptied it out.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: But yeah, that's what the date.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: That's the dating pool. That that's that's the dating pool
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: right now. And that's yeah, yeah, that's a lot asking somebody.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: You paid for your babies, it'll take you on the date.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: I think I don't agree with that as a woman.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, No, no, absolutely not.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: That is your responsibility. That's your child. I'm not asking
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: you you if you're gonna beat a female in my life,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to ask you to cook my son dinner.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: Go up there, I mean, and they're doing that to.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: Order an extra meals to take home to that, Yeah, that's.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: Like that. I said, Oh my goodness, Tony separate checks.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: Can you give myself some chicken tinders? I know we
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: had a great time to can we get some chicken
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: to that? I started ordering the ship like and want.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: He was like, give what you want. She was like well,
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: and he was like, you know whatever.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: You know, you should have had your kids before you
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: came out on dates. Let's talk about that.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: You right, you're gonna give them dinner after your date
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: after that?
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: Like not that Chip was crazy talking about he was
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: in the food, he was in the phone and his
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: food back. I promise you she was gonna get over
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: on that man. And he was like, I bet you
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: sitting in the apple Pee's. I brought you out to
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: eat good in the neighborhood. You're gonna try to take
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: advantage of me?
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Head on? What the Yeah? I guess because my
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: old my oldest, he like chicken tender? So can I
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: get a chicken tender? Mail? And can I get? Can
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I get? Then?
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: My nephew at the house to he like steak, though,
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: you're gonna get one to day, bitch, that's nice.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I got a niece in North Carolina that like lamb chops.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: He was just saying random ship. I don't care. Oh,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: I thought he was talking about stuff.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, sir, sir, don't yeah, move on, I'm sorry. No,
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: that's taggy, that's but you know.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: What's so fucked up? Though, that's the high level.
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: If he was to say, if he just say that
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: hes not doing that ship, then he gonna get he
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: gonna get called He's gonna get called.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: Broke if you broke, just say that. Yeah, clearly you
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: the one is broke. And will the hell when my
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: kids fed? Right?
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: I picked you up, right, I left. My nephew picked somebody.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: That the fuck round like share my kids is with me.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: Thinking, man, All right, moving and on, going back to Reddit, y'all.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: This is the too hot takes theory. But this is
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: am I of answ whole question am I the answer
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: for cutting off my best friend and his girlfriend for
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: being angry that I'm in a new relationship. I gave
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: female twenty seven lived with my bad friend of twelve years,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: Mail twenty eight. We'll call him Harley for about three years.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: He has been with his current girlfriend, Renee for about
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: five years. I went through a pretty rough breakup last
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: year with my ex girlfriend of six years. I struggled
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 2: to pull myself together after the breakup. Me and Renee's
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: friendship grew together. Since the breakup, Renee and I will
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: cook dinner together on the days that I'm off from work,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: occasionally go out for coffee, and watch movies at night
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: when Harley came home from work, which he worked Monday
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: through Friday two pm to midnight. About nine months after
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: the breakup, I decided to start dating again. Obviously, Bessie's
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: talk about these things, but I noticed her ribe changed
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: When I told Renee about these girls I wanted to message.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: I noticed she was very critical of the first two girls,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: saying it wouldn't work out and that they were scum,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: which I was not expecting from her. One day, I
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: decided to ask this cute girl reads out for a
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: movie date. It was the scariest, most exciting thing that
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: I have done, and I'm done in a while. The
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: date went amazing. I was so excited to tell Renee.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: When I told her, she immediately criticized her, saying she's
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: not right for me, and her anxiety is too much
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: and I'm going to hurt her. I confronted Renee because
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: I don't understand how I'm supposed to be happy putting
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: myself out there again if she keeps shutting down everything.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: We ended up growing further apart as time went on,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: and she began to ignore me every time we crossed paths,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: which was often. At one point, I was annoyed because
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: she refused to talk to me. I decided to confront
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: her and asked her while she was acting away she
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: was acting, and she responded, I just know where I stand,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: which I don't exactly know why she said that, because
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: I still attempted to make plans with her and she
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: would leave me on red. It got so uncomfortable to
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: the point where me and my current partner Rees took
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: the risk and moved them together after three months, because
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: the environment with my best friend and his girlfriend became
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: the silent treatment. To this day, I still don't understand
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: where I went wrong. Me and Rees have been together
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: for over a year and are now engaged. Am I
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: the asshole for not trying hard enough to understand what happened?
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: M It sounds like to me that re Scott.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: Feeling speared, Yeah exactly, that it sounds.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: Like says feelings for you, and that she mad that
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: you moving on. She thought that once you and that
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: girlfriend broke up, that was gonna be her chance. And
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: for all we know her and and Harley might want
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: to thropple or something.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Because as as a.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Man, wouldn't you you wouldn't find it weird that your
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: girlfriend has so much to say about everybody, that your
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: best friend is dating or or or all of a
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: sudden started acting funny towards her like something something don't
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: sound right about that. I feel like re Scott feelings
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: for her, And the fact that when you had something
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: to her and she said, now I know where I stand.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: That says to me she had feelings for you and
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: she thought something was gonna go on between you. That's
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: what it sounds like to me, And so she's trying
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: to trying to.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: There you go she trying to have a kigy eat
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: it too.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: Could it could be a situation where she doesn't want
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: to leave the man because of the image of I
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: got I got a good boyfriend, I got a good
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: man at home. But at the same time, it's like
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: she don't want to she don't want to date the girl,
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: but she don't want her to have nobody else either,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: so it's a way for her to still have her
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 4: and still have her relationship.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: You feel me that selfish as fuck? Though? How you
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: holding on the two people in your relationships super selfish?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: I mean, but some people try to do that though
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: it's already it's selfish to you to be mad at
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: your best friend for getting in a relationship. That's that's
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: a selfish act in itself, even if whether you wanted
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 4: to get with him or not, I got.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: Them that's the worst one. Yeah, like that, you're mad
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: because I'm happy.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: To put you on the friends on and you gotta
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: be cool and ship and it's like you gotta you
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 3: gotta listen to her talk about all the dudes you with.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: But then when once you get like once you once
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: you start once you just start going the Starbucks with
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: somebody or who was that? And then they then they
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: purpose to get the name wrong, like being disrespectful as
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: fucking you'd.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: Be like Lisa Simpson and male House right right, are
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 4: we talking about a situation that happened much closer than home?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: No?
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: No, because because I never on the same patient. Because
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: unless you know, unless y'all know something, I don't know,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: because I ain't never. I ain't never got no static
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: of like you know who that you like, who like
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: who that you talk to. I don't think they like.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 3: I don't think they I don't think they right for
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: him type ship.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: No, she just.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 8: Continue anyway the cost whole time after these commercial messages
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 8: welcome back, but I ain't spend no money though good
• 1:04:52
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• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: To the rest of us. Anyway, my name is ben
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: it and it ain't in it. I was like, y'alliga no,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: I go look, I go out like, hey, that haven't
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: been a little while. That sounds good, you saying, Ben, well,
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: who can use some shrimp and crab dip mm hmm.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: But nah, but the but nah, But it's that's that's
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: that's my thing. Though it's like yours. Soon as you're
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: like you got a friend and didn't want you. You're
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: dealing with you, you gotta listen to her ship. But
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: then once you start dealing with somebody just that's going
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 3: to get coffee, just on, like Marion said, going to
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: get coffee, come to the park and some ship.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: But who is that?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Are you down there? Are you down there with what's
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: her name?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: Jimmy Orqui? He was like, Janey, I mean, I mean
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: that's not right, right, That's that's what I said. Anyway,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: So you and Jimmy crack and have a good fun
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: on your date.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: Like how long? How long you know her?
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 4: And see, I'm an asshole and I like to agitate people.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: So every time she got her name wrong, I would
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: get my best friend's name wrong. That's just how it's
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: gonna be. You know what name is, Jenny, You're gonna
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: call her Jamariqua. All right, your name Brittany, and I'm
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 4: gonna call you Brooklyn. How you feel about that because
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: you're going to the park with Jamerqua. No, we might
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: go to read it's Brooklyn. That's how the conversation going. Boklyn,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: jamic nobody named Jamericua.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: This didn't turn around, didn't turn around.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: But like I don't even know, like you acting like that,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 3: why are you doing this?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: Having?
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: What's the matter?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: I want to talk about it. It wasn't didn't Jamal
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: just lay that off on you love it? Dang, you
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: was talking about it? Yeah, I said I did.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: And I did see a video like you know them
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 3: people that do you know the ones that do the
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: do the round table on the round table ship he
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: I seen him do a video with his what this
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: girl is saying? It was like she was the best
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 3: friend and he she made him cancel his date and
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: she canceled her date because she didn't want him going out.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: She didn't want him going out with the with the
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: new girl. I'm sorry, mate, So did she get him
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: some bussy? N She she I'm about to go out.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: He's going back for so if I can, if I
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: cancel my plans, you're gonna cancel good plans. She's like yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: And he canceled the plans and she canceled plans. And
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: then it was like they just sat there and watched
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: it and watch It's like he like you could tell
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: he was like he.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Had some spending right now and I'm sitting here looking
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: at your.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 7: This is how.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: This is how you know people don't have good boundaries.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We can be friends using me and Sean.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: I let you say, as an example, if you told
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: me to cancel a date with somebody, why, first off,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: because I want you to go. Okay, I'm gonna need
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: something more than that. But you had a final destination
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: premanition to somethingoy. You got to pacific be more persistent.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: I don't because I don't know what's happening. You to
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: go cruising for your concerned I'll let you. I'll let
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: you know how it goes when when I get home.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: That but that's what I'm saying. That's crazy, But that's
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. But it's crazy.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: It's people that like that, like yeah, yo, no, and
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: people don't pay attention to the signs.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Bitch, open your eyes.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: But it's like you don't want but you don't want me,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: but you don't want nobody else that but you don't
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: know why you don't want you don't want me.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: You got to be honest about your friends.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like, that's like paying attention to the person
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: who always has something shady or negative to.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: Say when you got something good going on. Right.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: It's always a person like Okay, oh that's cute. Oh
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: I saw you look you look called cute. Oh you didn't,
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: but you know how you.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: Beaches. We gotta exist. They only happy when you're not
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: doing better than the exactly exast ship. I had a
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: couple of them too, had you don't You don't want
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: me like you're about now, but you don't want nobody
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: else to have. Make it make sense?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: That selfish?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Its fuck, it's selfish. You asked them sex tape about
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: to get a.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: Copy of Bounce today it's twenty three, bitch would be
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: living up.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: I don't mean to send that text to you cheeks
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: and geeks. I meant to send that to jamari Qua.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah the fuck no, baby girl, move on. Congratulations on
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: your new relationship. Y'all seem like y'all doing well. Y'all
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 2: been together full year. Her Holly, she's over there still
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 2: lonely because hardy work all god damned day long.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing. She wouldn't never be in front
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: of the first place she was trying to get them cakes.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: They could be a thinking of your misery. Loves company
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: and they probably wanted you to feel the same way
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: they felt. If they didn't the and I actually want
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: want the other person, it could be think of, well,
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: I miserable, bitch, so you're my best friend. You need
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: to be miserable too, just like I know where we staying?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: You sure do you stand alone? Bitch?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: And I'm over here getting my back rubbed by Nope,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: you ain't do nothing wrong. Boo boom, moving along, We're
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: going back to six brown jicks. Hell, I know, but
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it anyway. I've been dating an unhappily
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: married man for eight months. He made his intentions clear
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: with me. He is preparing to leave his wife. She
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: posted their wedding photo in a row. There will be trials,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: but love will carry us. I replied, that's cute, but
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: his love carries me further.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: That's tough.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: She deleted her posts, and then she deleted her page.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Why because he chose me and she knew it well.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: We were riding in my car. I was driving and
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: I sped through a yellow light when a car turned
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: and smecked into the side of my car.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Unto my side of the car. I'm sorry.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: The airbag punched me in the nose and I was
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: pinned inside the vehicle. He jumped out and ran. I
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: thought he was running to get help, but he kept running.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: He left me at the crash shike, bloody and stuck
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: in the car. I called him several times from the
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: EU and after I was discharged and he ignored me.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: Her Facebook is active again and he wrote a status
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: about how God spared his life for his wife.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: What happened? How could he deny his love for me
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: so quickly? Baby? He denied that she almost killed your ass,
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: you dizzy bitch. She almost Baby, that was a tempted murder.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: She said, bitch, I got something for you, and that
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: nigga listen, I beieven.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: She set it up for something, because that's a real coincidence.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: After you wrote that status, she deleted, paid deleted the
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 2: post and all this and the next thing, you know,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: a bitch of car.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: This bitch is dark policle. He won his life. I
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: already say he knew it.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: Said said he jumped out in rank me at the scene.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: I wasn't here because he is that he knew how
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: crazy she was. That was the first time she actually
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: acted on That's what it was like.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: I knew what she was capable love. But this is
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: the first time seeing it. I don't won't see it. Man,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 4: Let me go back to my wife.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: He springing back to the house. He was, baby, I'm
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: so sorry, I read so much.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Do something.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Perfect?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: Just live rose leading from the door, all kinds of ship.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: He gonna be in that motherfucking saying I don't do anything.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry about genu wine.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: He listened. He learned his lesson. That call hit you
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: on your side for a reason.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 2: That was that was that warning listen, and you would think, bitch,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: that you would fucking learn something.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: He left you at the scene of an accident.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Your life was spared, you were pinned in the car,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: the airbage pieced you in the face.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: You would think that that would make you give up.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Your horse ways instead, who do down on the mentioned
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: I am confused?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? Business? You will sends you
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: to say, hey, get your tell you something right down?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: Listen, listen man, next time, Next time, it may be
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: like the accident Brian sent me earlier and.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: The trailer that crazy.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: Listen, baby girl, go get a therapist, because clearly you
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: ain't learning your lesson. My my love, something name right,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: some name right? I'm just gonna stay on the fuckery.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: I think it's gonna.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: I got two more questions. You're gonna stay on this fuckery,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: stay right on six brown Chicks. My thirty fifth birthday party,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: the videographer was filming my husband's toasting me. My friend
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: was seated at the table nearby and told her guests,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: whom I did not invite, how my husband did her
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: wrong after she had a miscarriage. When I lost out baby,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: I was so depressed, but he seemed cool with it,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: like he dodged a bullet and that's cool though, We'll
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: make another one. Videographer sent the link of the unedited video,
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: and I confronted my.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Husband husband, I was with her first. You knew i'd
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: go back. You didn't steal me from her? Y'all sharing me?
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: What the hell?
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: If I didn't steal him, why doesn't he move out
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: and get me my car back? Clearly I stole him,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 2: But why is he denying it? Why is she still
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: hanging around trying.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: To get pregnant? Please explain what level of the game
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: this is and how I can get the upper hand.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: Stitch, that's what it is, y'all might as well just
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 2: all moving together because let you go, she says, supposedly
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: as your friend, but you allegedly stole her man, but
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 2: he's still dibbling, dabbling back there with her ass and
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: he just told you to your face. Yeah, I'm still
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: fucking her. No, I ain't gonna stop fucking her. Y'all
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: might as well get used to sharing this dick at
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: this point. What moving together?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: It's like, so what you wanna do? So what you're
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: about to do?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 2: Right? Right?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: Like you know that that right? They know?
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: Do you want him or do you want me? He
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 2: he didn't told you to your face.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: No, that's what more? What more you need to know?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: You're not getting no upper hand, Linda. If someone tells
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: you who they are, believe them the first time. I
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: don't know you don't want you twice? Nope, that's what
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: the nigga said. You ain't steal me, y'all. Me child,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: you said you ain't still ship. Yeah, it's crazy. Who
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: music is that? Yours is the tablet? It might be
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: the damn thing came. I'm like, what the fun is that?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't click on no damn music. Even Aretha came
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: back from the dead to tell you that was perfect time,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: and that was going here. Everything is everything, God damn it.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: That was perfect. After winter must come spring change and
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: comes eventually. But you stupid, you sharing that man with
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: that with that woman. Stupid the child Barbara, This is Shirley.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: Tell time to come over making dinner. He'll bring you
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 2: a plea mm hmmm. You're like you like carried chicken,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: don't you? Yeah, not too spicy, got Indian food mm hmm.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: Butter chicken is the ship.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: So the Indian buffeting and my junk today we gotta go.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: I tried. I've never had it. I just heard that
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: I had done before.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: And I had something that was one of my because
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: we used to have to order supperate food for some
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: of my co workers when we would have like gatherings
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: because they.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Didn't eat the kind of stuff we ate little pieces.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you where it is afterwards. But I made
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: a burger. I made it was a bacon, a bacon
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: cheese burger. On not going No, it sounds fantastic.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: Okay. Final question on a submarine the delicate delicate a
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: real delicatessen like Bitch for Baltimore. We say deli. We
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: we said spot or something go on the store, delicate
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: to carry out the hell's going on here? That's not
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: somebody evil, little sister, ye delicate, delicate like a spirit,
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: some ship, the same thing. Ain't saying what you say?
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: Cardi real name?
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: Start floating, shout, I love you some Cardi. She she
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: tickles the ship out of me. I love her anyway,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: staying on six brown chick okay afterwards, my wife of
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: twenty two years. On the New Year, I desired to
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: celebrate my golden years with a beautiful, kinky woman, and
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 2: I've been pleased with my choice until lately, my Kiki
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: queen begs NonStop for money that I don't have. I
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: assume the younger woman would be cheaper to keep pause.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: Who the fuck put that idea in your head?
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 9: Sir?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: H what then? Please? Anyway?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: I told her that I've got retirement money that must
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 2: be there for me as I age. She called me
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: a sugar list daddy and said, instead of a living broke,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: I should go out and style. She's been asking me,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: aren't you saying? Don't you want to see the pearly gates?
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 2: What awkward is that here in Canada we have an
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: elective suicide program to end things whenever you want a
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: She brought home information about it for me to read.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: Is she diabolical?
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 2: Or does she value money so much that she assumes
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 2: living on the budget is as bad as death?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: Better leave the house sleep.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: I talked to my ex wife. She said, I agree
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 2: with her, so and Scott is the only option for
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: a nigga like you. Damn advice, sir.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: They plotting your wife got your.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: Wife got a five hundred thousand dollars insurance policy on
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: you side.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: They want you to get dead. Girl, I share this.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: Do you never change your paperwork?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: But the ex wife still got it, and she just
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: increased it and she's gonna wait about six months and
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: you're gonna.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Have an accident. Bitch, die, I don't care. You're gonna
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: slip with some vegetable oil at the top of the steps.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: Why don't you You should have take them from the
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: last story that that that set up the car accident.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: But it might be I don't know, I don't know,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: it might be. Baby. Listen, what in the two B
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: version of death becomes her and this was about to happen.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: You about to go slip on something and you're gonna
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: be at the top of the steps like Glenn Close was,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 2: and he's gonna go and yes it's gonna yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: yeah you.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: And gonna take that time of you. You in danger? Cool,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: you're endangered, sir. They encouraging you. Yeah yeah. She called
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: them nigga sugar as daddy, not sweet and load. Not
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: a guy that splendor, not equal the sugar, and told
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: me to kill himself. Aren't you saying like anti depression commercial?
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: Are you saying, don't you want to go to the
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: pearly gates? Don't you want to meet Jesus? Trying to
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: encourage suicide is devilish, That is unhinged. Are you having
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 1: dark thoughts? And my son's name is dynabolical? Do you
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: want to end it all into this? I can see that. Wow.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: One eight hundred permanently one hundred. Take the leap, like
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: take d a lead. Wow, I like to take the leap. Child.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: It was a deli all right. I know that was
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: spposed to be the last question, but I gotta do
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: this last one. I'm sorry, I have to do this.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: When is this one? Is it? We're still doing six
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: brown checks?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 2: My girlfriend Betty told me she found a second job
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: an overnight home care job.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: She told me she did light.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Choice and mostly just visited with the elderly. The client
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: paid her in cash. Recently, she came home tired and
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: didn't shower like she usually does, and she plopped in
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 2: the bed next to me. I smelled a woman on
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: her face and a male's glazed in her hair. I
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: woke her up and asked, what the whole kind of
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: job you doing?
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: Betty said, if you don't like to eat.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: Good food and sleep in this comfory bed, you can leave.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: But what you can't do is ask about how I
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: make my money. I'm not working now, so my eyes
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 2: shoulds are limited. But I can't stomach her swinging with
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: old people.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: What to do? That sounds like that clip, that clip
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: from that one movie that we keep saying. She's like,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: you know what I've been doing, fopping? I've been fucking.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: That's how. That's how I've been making that money. I
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: quit my job months. I can't listen. You said, you
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: ain't working, sugar, and she paying the bills.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: If you're gonna put up with it or you're not,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: or you just buy it the time until you get
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 2: a job and you can move the fun out.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I have to tell you. You
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: better suck that ship the funk up. I don't know
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: what I tell you because she just said you don't
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: get you don't. I mean, she tell her up clearly.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: I mean the only thing you can do, she said,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: she can put you on maybe get you a job too.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: I mean you'll need is a camera, right Like you
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: need is a camera and the ring. Like you might
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: have to go lick some wrinkle titties and you can.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: You could start, you only you might have to scoop
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: them up and then suck them. You ship probably tastes
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: like ben Gay and Jais, Oh God, and Bergermont butter
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: original cast Oh and the little cinnamon.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: Discri your grandmother used to have in her purse, and
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: the cinnamon dis scotches, the scotch and if she wanted,
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: the little razzle dalls or she had the green and
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: white mints too, the soft big They was the best ones.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: I got to I got some of them in here somewhere,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know I had. My mama bought me a
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: bucket of them, and I forgot I had a whole bucket.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Chah, I don't know what she was in.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 2: That's why she's not allowed to go in the store
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: by herself, because she's supposed to go over one thing
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: and she come out with a cart. Yeah, especially particularly Walmarts.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: I said, the same ship the wal Marts.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you're supposed to getting church and I know,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 2: but ain't he cute? But you said you needed some
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: more air freshness. Yeah right, let me let me get
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 2: the bumb off you said.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Yeah, so.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: Your only option, sir, is to buy the time.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: Or you know, get the running. I mean, go work
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: at McDonald's always. She said, Bitch, don't question.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: Me about money, like bitch you you wasn't talking, but
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: you weren't worried about how many of my money when
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: you was eating that motherfucker stuff lobster yesterday.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: Bitch, Oh that was real litter. That wasn't no fake ship.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: That wasn't no fake ship. They pulled that ship straight up.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: I picked them up fuckers off the container at the
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: Asian Market.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: That's funny. It's fresh after motherfucker containing nigga. And you
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: weren't complaining about how I made I made my money.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: That's funny. You don't shut the fuck up you're ungrateful,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: motherfucker grateful.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: That should make it even crazier because it's like, yo,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: you know, you know she sucking and that ship killing
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: you fucking you know, like you know that ship killing.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: Clearly she missing her head smelling like what what exactly
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 2: does that smell like?
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: Depending on the diet.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: You're right, some of these niggas we out here smelling
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 2: like four four and and in black and mouths.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: And I mean if you taste like battery acid, huh.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: I heard stories. I'm sorry, babes, like I've heard stories.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. You sure, and I make s
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: out you right? Oh, I get the ship smacked out
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: of this talk man talk ship all day. I'm beret.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: I'm done. Oh well, go ahead, go ahead. If you
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: have questions, I'm not your not to day nigga, always
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: trying to steal your shine, David roughing.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 5: Nigga, I might and got the other guys.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: Care, nigga. When I dropped dropped the shift for you
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: to produce an editor in I told you that you
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: can do all the all the work. I would sit
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: at home and eat my snacks and read my book.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you ain't you ain't gonna get me
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: a YouTube video.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 5: Nigga like that.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: Nigga figured out like the funk I did. Nigga says,
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: you better get an Editing for Dummies book then pro tool.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: Do they still make them? Mm hmm, yeah that's crazy.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: So like niggas don't read books no more, I do.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: I can read about four books. I just bought a
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: book off the picture books. No bitch, they were short
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: story that. They were short stories a classic.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 3: I remember this, Noah Son I got. I gotta read
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 3: like the Doctor Seuss books. And I be feeling like
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: I'm I feeling like I'm in class, rapping and.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: Ships like one Fish too Fish, Redfish, Bluefish, Nicknack, Patty Rash, give.
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: A dog a bomb. Yeah, they coming after that. Green
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: is hold on? Y'all got to Green is bad? Why
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: is you eating green? Ship? Hold on? Yo? Just play
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 1: much so I need to read this first. See just
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: some bullshit now. My ship was hop on pop overlocks
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: and socks. That's why I called her.
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: I called my cousin ex husband that when I see him,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: he had put all his weight on since they got divorced.
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 2: He got this biggest belly and I called him hop
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: on pop and she wouldn't stop laughing.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just saying, I think the only
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: Doctor Seuss book I remember is Green Eggs and man.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 3: Yo, mine was the foot Book because that was the
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: first book. That was the first book that I memorized.
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: It's so funny, that's your favorite book and you don't
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: like feet.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: No, it was the first book to I memorized, and
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 3: I went to school stunting, like I can actually read.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I buy you a foot something foot related
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: for your birthday this year.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: Just to be asshole tough acting tonight. Yeah. Oh oh
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: that that wasn't completely my head was left.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: Buy him some food fake foot If I'm missing him
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 2: as a script, I know I'm missing.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to know. I don't want to know.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: Did they make that? Yes? Yes, yes they do. I
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: just called on like a foot. Yes, people got foot fetishes.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: It's crazy as fun and they got a hole in
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: the back.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: H mm hmmm.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 5: Mm hmm.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: If sure have any questions, feel free to send us
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: an email with links if you have them. I don't
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: know that's going to part of gmail dot com if.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 4: You have them.
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: Jesus for reason, but you for research purpose d d
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: A p O d A Gmail dot com for research.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: Put research in the title for research purposes. You can
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: find us all over there. And the hell if you
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: find to send it to us is a ship. So
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: it's like is it a is it?
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: It depends on what what you like. I've seen it
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: by accident long time ago.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we on YouTube and Facebook at Wonder part a ship, No,
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: that's the wrong one. Wanting Audacity to podcast with That
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: ain't the same thing. And blue Sky a Buonderparte. That's
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: I'll see that first Sunday there. Yeah, this at us, Yeah,
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: I need to see that. Brian, thank you for coming
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: on the show. No, thanks for having me. Appreciate you.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: I am. I am discompopulated right now. Twitter, Instagram, his
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: flavors is guest Yeah then too, and and and the
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: TikTok At wander up underscore. See I'm scared to look
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: at that ship up on my on my f I
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: P because I'm gonna just get foot fetcht videos on
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: TikTok algorithm. No, I'm confused, sidely intrigued. With that being said,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: we thank y'all for listening. We love y'all, and I
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: guess we'll be back, hopefully with me being less confused
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: next week. Be easy to be safe, Brian, thanks again
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 1: for coming on. Appreciate you, Thank you. Please no pictures,
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: No pictures, you don't have no cameras. Bye, y'all bye.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 1: An't say feet that listen. I told you the like feet.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: It's crazy, am I am? Confusion? A massage tapists that
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: don't like feet? Do you touch your feet?
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: They got it.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 2: They get full bodies and reflexology.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, your reflexology was horrible for me. You
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: say thanks,