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Boo Thang Cheating & Credit Card Stealing Biathletes w/ Emily Fleming · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: Scam, Come.
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  Speaker 2: Rub from.
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  Speaker 1: Scam, Come.
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  Speaker 2: Rub.
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  Speaker 1: That's froll goddess.
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  Speaker 2: What's popping? Congregation?
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  Speaker 3: It's your girl, Lacey Mostly aka scam Got is back
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  Speaker 3: with you for the comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud
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  Speaker 3: and those who practice it.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them. We will
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  Speaker 1: see along the.
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  Speaker 3: Way, Congregation, y'all, I started a TikTok for a scam
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  Speaker 3: goddess pot y'all get on that page. I'll be posting
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  Speaker 3: videos up there in my own videos where I talk
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  Speaker 3: about popping scams and the zeitgeys that I cannot discuss
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  Speaker 3: on the show because of legal reasons. I told y'all,
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  Speaker 3: the Abugattu fund is not set up enough yet for
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  Speaker 3: me to get sued. Okay, but Congregation, you already know
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  Speaker 3: I'm very what, yes, excited, thrilled, elated. Today we have
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  Speaker 3: an actress, writer, and stand up comedian on the show.
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  Speaker 3: You've seen her on episodes of one of my favorite
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  Speaker 3: shows that's on Netflix, Unbreakable Kenmy Schmidt and Netflix a
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  Speaker 3: sketch series the characters. She currently works for the popular
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  Speaker 3: YouTube series Good Mythical Morning with Rett and Link. You
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  Speaker 3: can watch her in Meals of History on Mythical Kitchen
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  Speaker 3: and listen to her podcast Free with Ads on Maximum
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  Speaker 3: Fun Network Congregation. Please welcome Emily Fleming to the show.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: And it's the thing about the podcast being called free
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  Speaker 2: with Ads. It makes people go, well, what's the name
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  Speaker 2: of it. That's literally the name of the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Free with Ads.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just about movies that are free with ads
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  Speaker 2: on the internet, on YouTube and stuff like that. So
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  Speaker 2: that's what it's about.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you're helping the economy because the girls are shrinking
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  Speaker 3: their subscription services.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like on you know, Pluto and all
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  Speaker 2: that stuff too.
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  Speaker 3: I've got a new business proposition it's called plugged in
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  Speaker 3: where all of the shows are on one network and
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  Speaker 3: you pay one flat.
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  Speaker 1: Fee five me.
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  Speaker 2: You mean cable like just no, no, it's no, it's
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  Speaker 2: call flood. I mean that would be a great that's
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  Speaker 2: a great app idea where it's like you pick your
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  Speaker 2: shows and then it just creates a little package for you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And then yeah, then what if the streamers just got
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  Speaker 3: a cut of how many shows that they liked from.
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  Speaker 2: The network that they own, and then I bet they'd
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  Speaker 2: learn which things.
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  Speaker 3: To buy and which things to not cancel right, because
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  Speaker 3: it's become a Ponzi scheme. And I know this from
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  Speaker 3: like heads of networks who have told me on shows
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  Speaker 3: like our main concern is getting new subscribers. So even
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  Speaker 3: if a show is successful, those subscribers, that's all money
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  Speaker 3: already got your money. They're trying to have a new,
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  Speaker 3: splashy show with some hot sixty teens getting murdered in
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  Speaker 3: a small town, and then they'll turn it right off
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  Speaker 3: as soon as they got your seventeen ninety nine.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think. Well, it's also like, how do you
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  Speaker 2: figure out ratings when it's on streaming like that's and
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how that works. I mean on YouTube
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  Speaker 2: you can see the view count, So I always kind
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  Speaker 2: of wonder.
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  Speaker 1: They get to make it up.
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  Speaker 2: Really See, I'm about to start my own pannel and
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I've got the cash flowed we're
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  Speaker 2: going to make.
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  Speaker 1: So make it up biggest ratings.
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  Speaker 2: Who Well, Hey, I have a little gift for you
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  Speaker 2: and your producer, Jess. I have a jewelry little brand
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  Speaker 2: on an Etsy store. It's all real gemstones and it's
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  Speaker 2: either sterling silver or gold filled, which so I made
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  Speaker 2: you look like you liked red.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, so these are real.
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  Speaker 2: Faceted garnet and that's a little polishing cloth. And then
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  Speaker 2: I've got for Jess, I'll give these. Yeah, that's gold field.
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  Speaker 2: So goldfield is better than plated because it's molecularly bonded
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  Speaker 2: to the base metal, which means, like you know, I
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  Speaker 2: plated is just slight like kind of on top of
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  Speaker 2: So goldfield is like there's gold underneath and on the
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  Speaker 2: top of the base metal. And then it is bonded
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  Speaker 2: like kind of how you dunk a cookie in milk.
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  Speaker 2: It becomes part of it, so it's not an alloy.
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  Speaker 2: It's bonded, so it doesn't it won't come off.
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  Speaker 1: How did you get into this?
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  Speaker 2: I worked in a state jewelry since I was fifteen.
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  Speaker 2: I've started working at a state jewelry store AJ martin
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  Speaker 2: a state jewelry store in Nashville. I'm from Nashville. Ok So,
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  Speaker 2: if you go to Nashville, go to aj martin a
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  Speaker 2: state jewelry and ask say that Frosty sent you Frost.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, see sorry sounds scamming to be Alrighty Frost.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the lady, well you have ran here?
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  Speaker 1: Where did Frost to come from.
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  Speaker 2: No, this is fake. This is scam. In high school,
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  Speaker 2: I was eventually diagnosed with ADHD, but when I was fifteen,
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  Speaker 2: I was flaky and had a hard time paying attention.
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  Speaker 2: So I was frosted flake, which turned into frosty. I
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  Speaker 2: love that, and so it's still frosty. But like, so
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  Speaker 2: she if you say that I sent you, she might
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  Speaker 2: be nicer to you. She's a character. I love that.
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  Speaker 3: I should give a stage jour where you have to
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  Speaker 3: be because is this like coming from people when they
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  Speaker 3: passed away, or is it like also like what people
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  Speaker 3: who got divorced or is it I mean.
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  Speaker 2: It's I think the jewelers go to estate sales and
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  Speaker 2: maybe that's what it's from. But also she he does
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  Speaker 2: this cool thing where she makes engagement rings more affordable
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  Speaker 2: by creating like molds of vintage settings. Oh nice, So
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  Speaker 2: she can reproduce like old old settings with new stones
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  Speaker 2: put in, so gemstones and stuff, so it's like not
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  Speaker 2: as expensive as if you bought the original piece, but
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  Speaker 2: it's still the design that you would like. She's really cool.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like promoting this store, but you know, she's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Her her stuff is amazing. Go check it out and
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  Speaker 2: tell her I sent you, But Jess, I made you
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  Speaker 2: some little amethyst drops because I looked at y'all's instagram
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  Speaker 2: and you kind of do the delicate thing you do
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  Speaker 2: the more delicate which I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Wearing the crime boss.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going are those are really good garnets? Just so
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  Speaker 2: you know, because you have a good jewelry on the Instagram,
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  Speaker 2: Like you've got my dream jewelry that like, I really
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  Speaker 2: want some Van Cleef and I really want some Cardier
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  Speaker 2: like one day, but for now, I'm doing the name.
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  Speaker 2: It is all fake, It's all beautiful. Oh no, you should.
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  Speaker 2: You should pieces that you'll have forever, of course, allegedly,
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  Speaker 2: and then put me in your will and then it
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  Speaker 2: goes to the stage which I will die first. But
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  Speaker 2: I don't know about that. Well, you know, this is
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  Speaker 2: the first day you met me, and you'll find out.
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  Speaker 3: Well, speaking of meeting you, we always ask on this podcast, Emily,
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  Speaker 3: what is your relationship with scams? Do you love them?
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  Speaker 3: Do you hate them? Have you ever been scammed? It
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  Speaker 3: could literally be anything.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the easiest person to scam. I am very like,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, I feel like I trust people at first,
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting better, even though I'm almost forty, Why am
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  Speaker 2: I still flying like falling for this stuff?
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think there's an age to it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's all about needs. It's not about naivete, it's not
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  Speaker 3: about intellect. It's just about if you have a specific need,
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  Speaker 3: especially if that need is urgent, there's always going to
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  Speaker 3: be someone out there to exploit it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, manipulation. I'm pretty easy to manipulate. I'd say I
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  Speaker 2: might have given it all love for to have given
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  Speaker 2: it out sammers listening. Well, here's the thing. I'll tell
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  Speaker 2: you how I've started to protect myself. My family's to
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  Speaker 2: do that thing where you create the you know, the
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  Speaker 2: the secret code word for if somebody. Yeah, so if
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  Speaker 2: somebody's pretending to be a family member and call you
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  Speaker 2: with like an AI voice or whatever, that we know
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  Speaker 2: the password so that you know they can't scam you. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: but we haven't figured that out yet. But I'm getting
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  Speaker 2: ones for every family member, and I'm like using packaging
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  Speaker 2: tape to laminate them on little cards. And it's hard
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  Speaker 2: to think of ones for different people. Can you just
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  Speaker 2: have to say what, No, I'm not I'm not playing
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  Speaker 2: with that because what if what if one of the
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  Speaker 2: one of you they gonna give it up. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, Like I don't know. I don't trust it.
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  Speaker 2: I want everyone to have their own. My passwords recently
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  Speaker 2: have all been cryptic messages to whoever is trying to
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  Speaker 2: hack me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you write like a little letter, that's
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  Speaker 1: your path.
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  Speaker 2: I So I've changed all of these, but these are
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  Speaker 2: past ones I've used. I brought them with me. I'll
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  Speaker 2: kill your mom one two, three, exclamation point.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 3: So you just said you want to like you want
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  Speaker 3: to be on a watch list. Yeah, no, who's ever
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  Speaker 3: definitely knows what you want.
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  Speaker 2: I will find you six sixty six. I have a
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  Speaker 2: special set of skills seven six eight nine, and I
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  Speaker 2: will find out where you live. One eight hundred try
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  Speaker 2: me bitch. Like, So those are all ones that I've done,
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  Speaker 2: and now there's other ones, but like they're different. Now
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  Speaker 2: I'm not doing those anything.
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  Speaker 1: These are pretty menacing. You also have like full sentences.
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  Speaker 3: I know you passed word protected the upper case, lower case,
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  Speaker 3: special character.
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  Speaker 2: Dash, special character everywhere I can. Yeah, so I do those,
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  Speaker 2: so it's like, don't don't get me. But also I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where you live.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll figure out. You know, you give them that,
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  Speaker 1: Liam Neeson.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I will find out where your.
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  Speaker 1: Neck chop two eight, one four three, Okay, neck chop.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Y'all take that. Somebody take that one.
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  Speaker 3: Okay? Can that movie barely shot? Anybody hit him in
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  Speaker 3: the necklace? I I've got a neck chop. I think
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  Speaker 3: that just getting hit in the nose is the worst.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever like accidentally just subtly hit your no was.
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  Speaker 1: On not takes you out like it takes you out.
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  Speaker 3: I do not have thrust the move that they taught us,
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  Speaker 3: like women learn how to thrust the phone into the brain.
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  Speaker 2: That is so painful. I bet the point where I
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  Speaker 2: don't even want to do it. I feel so bad
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  Speaker 2: for it. But yeah, eyeballs and nose. You know this
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  Speaker 2: is going great.
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  Speaker 3: It is so emily solutions to fighting scammers is.
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  Speaker 1: Physically fighting them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to dox them.
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  Speaker 1: They live to fight them. You're taking a head on approach.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so we.
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  Speaker 1: Don't even need the police.
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  Speaker 2: Not, don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 1: I got it.
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  Speaker 2: Those are my scams. I guess, like I'm trying to
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  Speaker 2: prevent the scams. It's been like, you know, I've been hacked.
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  Speaker 2: I've dealt with all of it.
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  Speaker 1: When you were hacked.
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  Speaker 2: What happened They got into my bank account? Oh shit,
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  Speaker 2: they got into the real hacke. Yeah it was bad
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  Speaker 2: and some money disappeared. But I'm terrible with money anyway.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like it took some convincing. A Bank of America.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no that PayPal didn't just take that out because
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  Speaker 2: I did it.
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  Speaker 1: Bang of Bear Here's always like this this you we
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  Speaker 1: don't know you.
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  Speaker 2: This one looked like something I do. I have an
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  Speaker 2: eBay addiction. Okay, So like PayPal is always I'm writing
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  Speaker 2: it up, PayPal is.
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  Speaker 3: I'm beefing with PayPal right now because like if you,
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  Speaker 3: PayPal will suggest people from your contacts to send and
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  Speaker 3: they will add random people with the same name that
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  Speaker 3: aren't in your contact.
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  Speaker 1: They can send money to someone like that.
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  Speaker 3: Before I said I canceled it immediately, PayPal still sent
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  Speaker 3: it through. They lied about it. They said that the
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  Speaker 3: bank was holding it up. I called my bank. My
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  Speaker 3: bank was like, no, we're not doing it.
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  Speaker 2: Like they just will they use an image of someone
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  Speaker 2: you know, to no.
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  Speaker 3: But they like it was just like that all the
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  Speaker 3: names were similar and I just actually clicked the wrong
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  Speaker 3: one immediately realized because it just goes through after one.
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  Speaker 3: There's no like second second confirmation. Yeah, like Zela be
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  Speaker 3: like you sure, are you really sure?
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  Speaker 2: Girl?
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  Speaker 1: For real, doll, because if it's gone, it's gone. Don't
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  Speaker 1: call us. PayPal was like yes, Like what the fuck?
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  Speaker 3: And then like they don't have a way to call them,
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  Speaker 3: you have to just message them.
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  Speaker 1: It's all AI chatbots.
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  Speaker 3: They completely screwed me over fuck PayPal, And I think
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  Speaker 3: the reason that the company did it was because the
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  Speaker 3: commission on the amount that I sent.
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  Speaker 1: They just wanted to keep their part of it. You
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  Speaker 1: guys are bastards.
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  Speaker 3: So for recommend zell or be really really careful with
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  Speaker 3: PayPal and don't ever use their suggested list because it's
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  Speaker 3: not just people, you know, it's not your contacts. They
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  Speaker 3: literally will put anybody in there. It's crazy they were able.
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  Speaker 2: To scam me. So it's like, I guess that's you know.
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  Speaker 2: Venmo has been okay so far as.
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  Speaker 3: My log into Venmo, but I do miss getting on
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  Speaker 3: Vemo because I liked to be a nosy. I like
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  Speaker 3: before they had a private Venmo, you just had to
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  Speaker 3: show everything that you were venmoing.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you could still see people's emojis and go, I
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  Speaker 2: wonder what that was for.
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  Speaker 3: Right, But that's only if they want you to see it,
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  Speaker 3: because you can put your vemo on private nex.
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  Speaker 2: I put those little I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I want to see.
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  Speaker 3: It used to be fun, so we used to troll
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  Speaker 3: it like Facebook and be like food drugs and then
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  Speaker 3: Vimo was like, I don't know if y'all are serious.
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  Speaker 2: It's like snow flake, snow flicks, snow flakes.
• 11:45
  Speaker 3: M was like, we actually don't know if y'all sell
• 11:47
  Speaker 3: the drugs anymore, so you have to stop the.
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  Speaker 2: Like no, we went to the ice rink.
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: This is like, yeah, you know how the ice rink
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  Speaker 3: guy eight balls ice dude.
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  Speaker 2: I was thinking about ice skate. Well, of course the Olympics,
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  Speaker 2: but I was thinking ice skating.
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  Speaker 1: I obsessed with Alyssa.
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  Speaker 2: It was so good. But I was remembering how you
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  Speaker 2: know Madonna's album Ray of Light. Remember that that's it's
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  Speaker 2: my favorite like album. But there's that song Frozen and
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  Speaker 2: it kind oh damn, you got a good voice. I
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  Speaker 2: love that album actually, and like when I went to
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  Speaker 2: ice skating parties as a kid and that came out.
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  Speaker 2: We would just I sucked at ice skating, so we
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  Speaker 2: would just be on our knees, like doing the music
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  Speaker 2: video in the middle of the ice skating rink. And
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  Speaker 2: I think that was more fun than the skating. The
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  Speaker 2: music was on, Like, oh, I would request it. I'd
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  Speaker 2: go up the request for them to play it.
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  Speaker 1: What a time.
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  Speaker 3: I loved that for you. Look, you still got out
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  Speaker 3: on the ice. You have to Yeah, you still have
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  Speaker 3: the vie.
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  Speaker 2: I won't ever do it again. I will never ice
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  Speaker 2: skate again.
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  Speaker 4: What.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not interested in getting injured doing things I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to do. Okay, Like I'll go get injured. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know. Drinking a lot people do that. Yeah, shopping, Yeah, shopping,
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  Speaker 2: I'll do that fine, Yeah, like doing something, but I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot catch me on roller skates, on ice skates.
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  Speaker 2: I don't drive.
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  Speaker 3: You don't drive, No, you Los Angeles? Yes I do,
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  Speaker 3: and you don't drive. Wow, that is a flex.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to do it. I've lived your ten years.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I knows wymos though, are you?
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  Speaker 2: Hell? No, I will never get in a Weymokay.
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  Speaker 1: And like your life is way more dangerous.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't. I don't drive because partially because I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to deal with the police. And then Wemo went
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  Speaker 2: right into the middle.
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  Speaker 1: Of a bus police hand off, So no.
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  Speaker 2: Waymo's not not doing what I want, So I'm not
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  Speaker 2: doing that.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't understand why they exist, Like I think
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  Speaker 3: we've gotten to a point in technive valu where we've
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  Speaker 3: done enough, like and now they're trying to force Like
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: remember when technology used to be exciting.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like this is such a Yeah, we're like
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  Speaker 1: the nano.
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  Speaker 3: And then remember when everything got smaller and that was sexy.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, it's so tiny. It's so tiny, like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this is celphone. You just put it up to your
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  Speaker 3: mouth and you clip this.
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  Speaker 2: Part the chip in our brains Like where's yeah, where's.
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  Speaker 1: The chip, Where's where's the black bear?
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  Speaker 3: Like I pushed my my temple and then it's like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I watch a movie.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna ruin us with AI do it right brain.
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  Speaker 1: It's so sad.
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  Speaker 3: I really wish that all the bigots out there would
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  Speaker 3: realize that that's really the real replacement theory.
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  Speaker 2: Girl.
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  Speaker 1: They trying to get you with a brown people round
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: people are not.
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: They either, But I'm coming to get you because I
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: know where your mom lives. Six s.
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, Emily's got a special set of skills and she's coming.
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: Okay, Scarce.
• 14:39
  Speaker 4: Cold.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: So let's get into our episode today.
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: This is a segment I like to call historic Kodmans
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: where I will regale Emily with a famous concaper scheme.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Group of criminals. We don't know yet.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Maybe we love them, maybe we hate them.
• 14:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, we're kind of just getting off of the Olympics,
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: the Winter Olympics, so and everyone cares just as much
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: as the Summer Olympics.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm a bigger fan of the Winter
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: because it's like, wow, it's like who's gonna die? You know.
• 15:09
  Speaker 2: The Summer Olympics is like yay sports. The Winter Olympics
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: is like, oh boy, here comes the skeletons. Somebody's gonna die.
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, right the airlifting people be like, no, this is
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: our moment, but somebody's gonna We've been practicing running because
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: somebody's gonna need to get picked up.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: No, It's true because when I was like nine, I
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: can't remember if there was a winter Olympics when I
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: was a kid and there was somebody who went over
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: the edge of the thing, and I went, is he
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: gonna be okay? My mom was like yeah yeah.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: So French Olympics skier Julius Simont, who was convicted of
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: committing credit card fraud against her teammate, just won a
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: gold medal in her event and her victim came.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: In eightieth place.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Moving the crime does pay, at least in certain winter sports.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: So this is her.
• 16:01
  Speaker 3: Now you got to shoot sign up, like, don't damn nobody.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I was robbing everybody, like what Julia Simont? So you
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: know they say they like cheaters never win, but you know,
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: sometimes you gotta cheat them to beat them. And she
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: did credit card fraud against somebody she was competing it against.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: She won gold and the victim came in eightieth place.
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: So we'll start with what sport Juda competes in. So
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: she does the biathlon. Then that's the event that combines
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: two winter sports, right, So the first is cross country
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: skiing and the other one is rifle shooting. I actually
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: literally just I met a new friend who was an
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: Olympian and learned about the biathlon. So it's like they
• 16:36
  Speaker 3: do all the skiing, and then they ski down and
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: then they gotta go to this area where they're doing
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: their like marksmen with the with the rifle, so they
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: have to shoot down these targets. Now you gotta shoot
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: them down like if you miss one, then you gotta
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: spin a block to go get some more bullets. So
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: then you gotta go see back. You gotta go ski
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: back again and get you some more bullets. And you
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: gotta come back down and be like and then if
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: you don't make it all the way, you gotta ski
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: back around, keep back a rucking small blue And now
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: now I know what you're thinking.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Why is Yosemity Sam came up with this?
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: Honestly, that's one thing I do love about the Winter
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Olympics because they just be doing anything.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: They be doing anything.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: They were like, I don't know what if we have
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: of ski and then they shoot and then more bullets
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: in there.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Listen, Taser skiing, that's coming back. We're gonna do that.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: Taser skiing is where it's like we tase them while
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: they're skiing, and then they got to get back up
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: and keep skinning, and then if they don't, then they
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: have what about that.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, this is it Vikings. This was the thing that
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: they do.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: What do we have?
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: People slide down a very very high incline with no
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: ramp and then they gotta fly through the air and
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: it's somehow laying.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: They're trying to die, Like, let's get you know, it's
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: dangerous going downhill on ice on very fast skis. We
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: put a gun in there.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's put a gun in there because it wasn't
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: dangerous enough. And they were like, how can we make
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: it more dangerous?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: One hand has scissors, the other one has a glock.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: Let's let's go.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: That's the top of ski poles. I'm black and scissors,
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: Like what are we doing?
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Guys just got duct taped like holding them on.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: They're like, y'all gonna watch the Olympic, the Winter Olympics. Okay,
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: y'all said, we were born. Now we got guns. What
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: else do you want?
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, clockwork, orange, two eyes like tape open, it's great.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: So it did come from a tradition apparently called ski warfare,
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: which was common in countries like Norway, Sweden, and Denmark
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: for hundreds of years. Now Norway and Denmark ally never
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: been nobody's war countries.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: So this makes sense, ski warfare?
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: What are we doing? Like?
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: This is like, so now we have this photo, it'll
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: be on the Instagram. We have is he holding a baby?
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Yep, looks like a baby which they left it with
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: two men I don't know.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Two men with skis and an axe and a baby
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: and swords and bows and arrows. Okay, so we have
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: two men. They look like they're from the Elden times.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: They're were in lots there, learn a helmet, the baby,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: have a helmet.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: Baby ain't got no help. Baby got a hat? Maybe
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: a little baby help, little hat.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: But so these men are skiing.
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: They have spears and like arrows tucked behind their backs.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: They're wearing furs, they're wearing like metal autumner gorgeous painting.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: It really is.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: I hope to god this is an AI I know.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: And they're and they're skiing downhill.
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: I guess to go to war, you know. I sometimes
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: you got to bring up baby to work because you
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: don't got no sitter.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, so you got to bring up baby
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: to war. Definitely. I don't have one. I don't know.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: I don't have a baby either.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know about bringing on a war, but
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: I guess they got to be employed. I'm like, what
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: is the baby gonna do? They have a shield in
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: front of the baby, but the baby's clearly still exposed.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: That's true. You know, I want a babysit my friend's kids,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: and they won't let me. Really, I don't know what
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: that's I feel like, you would probably be too fun.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: They will stay up, have candy for I have a.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Dress up like chest full of costumes and which like
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I am the ultimate cool girl babysitter, and I have
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: tons of arts and crafts applies. And I'll only be
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: a little drunk, not like not all the way drunk.
• 20:04
  Speaker 3: Like just two am still lights in right, I won't
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: leave the stove on and that thing just babies will be.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: Chilling a nip of old granddad whiskey.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: They're words, they're gonnaut. Give them a little nip.
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: Why would I share? I'm not giving them anything. They
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: can wear my little dress up clothes and then I
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: gotta take them back.
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Why would I share? Its hilarious, not like, oh, I've
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: never do that to kids?
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Why would I share? That was the real thing with
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: the scam about Halloween. I remember they always be like, oh,
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: the kids are gonna like check all the Halloween candy
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: because adults are putting weed in the kids.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Can we do that? Why would I give you my
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: good weed to the kids?
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Also, those are my razor blades. I'm on a budget.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: These kids are unemployed. You want them to want me
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: to give to my good harder and weed?
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: No?
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: So the ski warfare, so they're saying that this comes
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: from a real place where they used to do this,
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: and Denmark and Sweden where they were ski and they
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: would fight on the skis in the Olympics by athletes,
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: ski is a cross country race and they stop periodically
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: for shooting bouts. Who would choose to compete in this
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: random and somewhat threatening combination of two unrelated things. Well,
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: it's it's the perfect example of a very specific type
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: of person, because how'd you get into these kind of shenanigans?
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: And what I'm talking about is like movie villains, you know,
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: like when James Bond is hiding out in the ski chalet,
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: like these type of people, this is who And look
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: we have a little clip here, what of James Bond
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: in the ski schalllet.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Give this devot looking guy that looks like a baby
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: on his back.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: So let's see what's going on in the ski schalet.
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: He's got a battye in there. She's in a row.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: He's like, bye, girl, I gotta.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: I love that. He's taller than the door. Oh look
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: at that fur. Oh yes, let's go my mom.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, but she's a honeypot. So as soon as he
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: closed the US left, he has just left.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Over and out.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Message received. We are waiting over and.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Up by cinema. Cinema what a what a uh?
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: You know, incognito outfit too.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: Right, bright yellow, bright yellow on the snow. Nobody's gonna
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: catch like.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: A big McDonald's commercial outfit that he's got going on.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: And then the bad guys are wearing red and black,
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: so nobody's really hidden.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we want to know whose team everybody's on.
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: So right now they're shooting at James Bond while we're skiing.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: You know how you'd be skiing and dodging bullets?
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, where's a bear when you need one? Right?
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Beautiful?
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: So you know, this is a very specific type of thing.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: So somebody must have watched this James Bond movie and
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: was like, I want to do that, and the Olympus
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: was like, boy, do we have news for you.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I wanted to do it here. How long this sport
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: has been in the Winter Olympics.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: I mean the concept of it has been around for
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: a while. I don't know how long those sports existed.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: We can pull that up. But while we do that,
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: so then we have some French biathlon drama. So right,
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: we have Joysimon. She's twenty nine and she's the most
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: decorated French athlete in the world championship history.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: She competed at.
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: The twenty twenty two and twenty two six Winter Olympics,
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: where she won one silver and two gold medals respectively.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: She's a very big deal in the biathlon community. So
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: they said, if they see a gun and some skis like,
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: it's time to call Julia. Okay, okay, And this is
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: the biathlon has been in the Olympics since nineteen sixty Wow.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, hey, that's a while, that's a wow.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: What is that?
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Like sixty five years people have been skiing and shooting
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: and shooting and skiing. So she was accused of repeatedly
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: using the credit card of her French teammate Justine.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: And of the French team. You know she's got money
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: on that credit card with that.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Right, Justine Boge is in your name girl, Like, what
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: do you mean you got money girl, miss Bouget.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, your credit extension has got to be right, Like,
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: I feel like you probably didn't even notice.
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: And she was also using this physiotherapist card number two
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: to make online shopping purchases of almost two thousand dollars
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: between twenty twenty one and twenty twenty two. So between
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty one and twenty twenty two, you stole two
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: thousand dollars from two people, one of them is Bouget.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: I don't feel like they would notice that amount of
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: money gone two years, two thousand dollars in this economy,
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: Like maybe I was just like, it's not giving.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Like a lot of credit cards.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Do we know what she spent the money on?
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: She was doing online shopping purchases and honestly this is
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: giving me like you at yo Amazon on restock for
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: toilet paper or something like, I don't know how much
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: you're getting in two thousand dollars over two years plus
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: shipping and handling.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well maybe she got herself a free shipping membership
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: on whatever.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Right, Well, even she got a membership, but she charged
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: it to the car. She is expensive these days. I
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: can't bet my eyes at two thousand dollars for.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: The theft over two years or one.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Year, I could change my life with two thousand dollars. Personally,
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: I just feel like over a year, two thousand dollars, Yeah,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: that's nothing, that's nothing. Yeah, I probably bummed drinks from
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: my friends for that amount.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Right, I don't want to know what's cost two thousand
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: dollars a year. I already know.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: I don't want to know it.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: So at first she denied doing it, and for three
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: years she said she was a victim of identity theft
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: and was innocent. So she said, identity theft you they
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: identity theft in me. She tried to make herself the
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: victim here.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: And during she couldn't find a hair brush with that
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: credit card.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: That she was too busy being identity thief. You know
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: what she was like, wha is she the one who
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: stole the stuff.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: This is Julia Simon.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: That's right, Okay, I'll make fun of your hair.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: So yes, no, we have free reign, free rant to
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: make fun of her. Hair, so we know she didn't
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: buy a brush with the two thousand dollars. So during
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: her court hearing in October of twenty twenty five, it
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: was revealed that she had pictures of the stolen credit
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: cards on her fuck Okay, So I will say that
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: this specific type of sport, like especially the Winter Olympics,
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: in general, I find you have to have it's like
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: a higher barrier to entry because you can't just ski
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: without having money. Skiing is an expensive sport to get
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: into in the first place, and you have to have
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: access to these places to ski, the proper equipment, instructor
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: all of these things.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Right, A lot of people don't know that the all
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: Olympic athletes, they don't get paid to be at the Olympics,
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: like it is you are doing this for the love
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: of the game. Pretty much like.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: That some of them be homeless, like Flavor. Flav has
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: literally been sponsoring Olympic athletes.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Was it the water polo for the women's And now
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: he's like, isn't he paying for the women's hockey team
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: to have like a fun time in Vegas?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Or he's doing something for the women's team.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: So he's like, and I know, I wish he was
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: getting the respect this new doggets at the Olympics. So
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, Flavor flav is actually out here like cutting
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: a check for these girls so.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: I could go home with you. And I know that,
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: you know, Flavor of Love. There's some problematic stuff, but
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: that was the two thousands. Things were problematic, I know,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: but man, that show was great.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: It was because those people did nothing to lose.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Nobody was trying to get on there so they could
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: sell you know, flat tummy tea on Instagram.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Like the girls just did it for the love of
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: the day.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Also just they were just great, like interesting people, like
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: they really none of them were alike.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: They weren't trying to be a meme. They weren't like
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: they turned into them, but they were.
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: I was also a Rock of Love fan.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: I was to I watched all of them. I'm sorry
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I saw all the trash.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I mean, was it true? What was it true life?
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: What was the one where all the celebrities were living
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: in a house. O, man, this is gonna kill me.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: But there was one.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: That's how Brigitte Nielsen and met that was called I
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: know this is killing me, but you know that's how
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Flavor of Love became a show was because of him
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: on that show and how charismatic Rangelove after that, Thank
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: You life.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Was amazing and Verne Troyer like pissing in a bush.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Everything about amazing.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: They had nothing to lose and everything, and some of
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: it was like really sweet too, like people had little
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: friendships and stuff and it was like, I don't know,
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: kind of nice.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: It was before people got into this as a job.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: That was what reality TV was, just like I really
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: want to be on TV and I'll just be myself
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: And now people are like, I'm a reality TV professional
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: to be.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: A club promoter. Yeah. Afterwards? Would you would you be
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: on a reality TV show? I'm not allowed to what
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: what do you mean? But I can't, but but I have.
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: There was some that I was like, I don't know
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: I would do, like a dating show. I feel like
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: I could do a dating show.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bellowed. I don't think there's any that seemed that
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: fun that I'm not anymore.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Now they want to lock you in the dark and
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: I give you food or water and like make you
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: go insane and then be like look how crazy.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: This person mister beast is on skis holding a gun
• 28:34
  Speaker 2: to your head like he's chasing me down there. He's
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: chasing me in a hundred other people with different age
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: ranges right down the hill. I have one almond to
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: survive for thirty days.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: I had to ski over a grandma. She was still alive.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: Like no, no, I cannot be his fucking sig social experiment.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: So she did not do this right, Julia said, I
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: didn't do this right.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: I'm a victim to During her court hearing in twenty
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: twenty five, it was revealed that she had pictures right
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: of the stolen credit cards on her phone.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: So that's a little goospeculator.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: True.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: So Julia confessed that she did do it oops, but
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: still maintains that she has no memory of the crimes.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: She said, I can't explain it. I don't remember doing it.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: I can't make sense of it, not that I was
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: on ambien and I stole credit card, I mean one.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: At this point, people really just don't know how to apologize.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: I think, like and just fess out if I don't
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: remember it, Did I really do it?
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: She did it, and she remembers in the forest, memory
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: card happened in the forest.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Did it make a sound?
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah? That's true. Yeah, that's true.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Did it go boom boop?
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. But you know
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: what's funny. I worked in retail in New York. That
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: was like when I lived there, and a little bit
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: when I lived here in LA and the bit like
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: I was a salesperson that had a client book, right,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: so you had people's credit card numbers, and so if
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: they wanted to buy something, they'd call you and you go, okay,
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: you want me use this card, and here's you're shipping.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Because there were people I had that had like multiple
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: homes and they'd want two of the same things sent
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: to different homes for wardrobe and stuff. But there were
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: salespeople that would take their client books and go run
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: up the.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Card like some for you, some for me.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: And I think that's because it made other salespeople's like,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: you know, it makes it look like a scam, and
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: then your client book is screwed because people won't want
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: to work with you because somebody.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it affects the whole reputation.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: Somebody bought three nights at the Ritz Carlton, which that's true.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: I worked with somebody who did that.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, see those boldest hill to me, I feel like
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: if you have somebody who's super rich and you're buying
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: stuff for them, and they're like, oh, can you buy
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: these things? What have you bought those things? And then
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: you're like and one funny like okay that I can.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Kind of understand.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: That's smarter, but well for you to take their whole
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: credit card to another establishment.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah and check in, yeah, like.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Hotel credit card theft is one of the dumbest things
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: you can do because we know where you are.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: When they get the alert, they're like, where are they?
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: The Rits called That's how they busted him rabb.
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Run. The court found Julia guilty of her credit card
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: fraud and fined her thirty four thousand US dollars with
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: a suspended sentence of three months in prison, which hasn't
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: started yet. The French ski Federation also found her guilty
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: and gave her a six month suspension from skiing, which
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: must not have started yet because she just won at
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: the Olympics in February of this year. So they were like, yeah,
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: you're suspended, but you're also are very good at skiing
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: in shooting, so come ski and shoot pa pa Pal
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: and then you're suspended right after that, and you gotta
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: go to jail.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: That doesn't sound very suspended.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: I mean also, I'm sorry, I'm not doing thirty four
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: thousands in restitution for two thousand dollars stolen. You can
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: leave this two grand bag and we could call it
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: even I'll wap you up thirty four thousand dollars.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Please be serious for what?
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: What is it going to the US government doesn't give
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: restitution like that? Where's the money going?
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Wait? Wait, wait, So she's French and was skiing for France.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: So she was skiing for France.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, so but it's like so the Ski Federation they
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: got their own jail, kind of like a mall cop
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: or they kind of have.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: Its own sanctions. But they're like, you did a bad thing,
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: so you can't represent us. But comes to the Olympics
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: the girl because this is really you bad and then
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: after that no more, yeah for six months, which this
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: happens every four years. So this is not a real concept.
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: And my god, skiing people are like.
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: Thirty four thousand dollars for us to translate into US dollars. Okay,
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: so this is she's gonna probably have to pay it.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: In euros.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: However, it's still way more than what she stole.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Boy, that's why I'm still.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Trying to understand where the fines are.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: And then also if I have to pay the equivalent
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: of thirty four thousand dollars and euros, why the hell am.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: I going to jail?
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true. Which this is really upsetting because it
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: felt like the girly pops and stuff for the Olympic
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: felt like, you know, this was a nice time for
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: girls coming together and lifting each other up, and then
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: you have to go and do this, right.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: I just think two thousand dollars could have been settled internally.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: If you're finishing eightieth in the Olympics, girl, why don't
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: you just walk on over to the podium and see
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: what you can get from old girl. I would have
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: been like, look, you can keep your gold, your pristine reputation,
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: or I can take you to present.
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah. She's gonna be on the Traders eventually, truly.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So yeah, I feel like that's how you get
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: your reputation back. Yeah, Lance Armstrong, you should take a
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: note from this Lance Armstrong Traders.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Who is the swimmer? Remember the swimmer? Right? Yeah, he
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: should be on the trader was what, Yes, I gotta
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: watch the show.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: I'm a beautiful, very good looking.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: What did he do? I can't remember. He like went somewhere.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: He just like tore up some shit like they were
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: just reaking head in the city.
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: They did, and they like and then they kind of
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: ran or something like that. It was like a liquor
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: store or something and then they like ran away.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: So stupid because he's dumb. It was dumb.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: It was a I'm trying to think if I would
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: run a scam, like, what would I even do? And
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: I just don't see any of them working out for me.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not good. I'm not a good liar.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: I just wish that Julia had credit card fraud it
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: harder because it just feels like a ya, now, like
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: I'm very disappointed. Don't waste what everyone's time. I want
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: to know, and did you really needed that badly?
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: So?
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: Julia and Justine are both teammates and formally best friends.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: The crimes happened at twenty twenty one, but the accusation
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: became public in twenty twenty three, after Julia had won
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: her first as of this year, ten world championship titles.
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: So you and Julia.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: So Julia was besties with Justine.
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: Justine is the victim in the Bouget Justin Bouget.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: You and miss Bouget were.
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: Best days and then you started winning stuff and then
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: all of a sudden she got a coir cat.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Miss it's given a love hater ratio.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Oh ah, there they look at this photo. They look
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: exactly the same. They really do they you could swap
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: one of them out.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: I guess one of them is Katieth and one is first,
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: So I'm going to tell them apart.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: But this is why the credit card for I was
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: probably so easy. Your identification looks the exact say, she
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: could probably roll up which O driver's license and be like,
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: it's me.
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: Miss.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have known the back of a disposable camera
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: photo and then just put it on the driver's Legge.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I shouldn't have to do that. They look the same,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: they do.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Twin.
• 35:25
  Speaker 2: If y'all were best friends, I feel like I could
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: have worked this. Their name is Katie. They really do
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: a couple of ca.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's Julia and Justine, so we're not.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: They're hanging out next to like a dilapidated barn, like
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: what are we doing?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: So after Justine, you know, files these claims against her bestie,
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Justine became a target of extreme online abuse from biathlon
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: fans because they were.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Like, what would you do this? She was the one
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: who was the victim. She was like, you a hater?
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: What is that Reddit thread?
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Like it's very specific, I'm sure extremely so. This year,
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Julia won the gold medal right in the fifteen kalum
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: with her individual biathlon and helped the French team win
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: the four by six relay race gold medal. As she
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: crossed the finish line, she held the finger up to
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: her lips with the gesture, but refused to explain why
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: she had done it. She said, I put my finger
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: to my mouth. It was for one person, and they
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: know who because we had a talk. But I won't
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: tell anybody about it.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: It's over and.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: The individual race, Justine finished seventy ninth place behind her Justine,
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's giving hatter like, yeah, your bestie
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: did a little bit of credit card food.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: That's skiing.
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, your bestie did a little bit of credit card
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: fraud and then she won gold and so you had
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: to try to put her in present. Now, you know,
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: even if she's in prison, you still got seventy eight
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: other motherfuckers to beat and shoot against. Okay, you're not
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: nowhere near at least if you were second place. I
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: could kind of understand this subterfuge because you're like, Okay,
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: you got the best one out of here. But baby,
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: you got seventy eight other people to put in jail.
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: You better get to work.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: You got three years, girl, forget them all in prison.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Otherwise you ain't winning shit.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's a good scam.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: But okay, so we're talking about cleaning up the corruption
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: and the biathlon. I didn't even know there was corruption
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: the biathlon. Honestly, I learned about the biathlon a couple
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: of weeks.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: I feel like I didn't get to watch this because
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: fucking curling is on all the time. I'm sorry, I'll
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: get them girls. That's a scam.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I love it.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: They just got the I think people like it because
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: they think they could do it that and sometimes you
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: need that in the Olympics, you need something they don't
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: you think you could do it.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Was it's so boring to watch, like everybody.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Thinks they could do speed walking.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Every time I watch it, and then hips moving like crazy,
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: and they got rules about how high your feet can
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: get off the ground.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Both he can't be off the ground the same time
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: they got to hip movie. Like, every time I.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: See him speed walking, I'm like, I could do that shit,
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: you like, I need that.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I need that for my self esteem.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: No.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, well, if like if curling could just I
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: don't know, get some guns in there, maybe that would
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: be fun. I don't know, just shoot the little the
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: little pigeon thing.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like I.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Gotta shoot at each other first, and whoever's not maimed
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: then na curl.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's good. A lot of it was
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: just them talking. It was just a bunch of people
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: gathering around, going, well, I think we could move it here?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Right is this? I'm like, oh my god, this is
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: the most boring thing I've ever seen in my life.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I know people love it, but it was just on
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: all the time. Where's the gun skiing?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I missed it.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: I totally missed it.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: Well, they're cleaning up the corruption, so the next time
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: you see it's gonna be better than them. The biathlon
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: has been undergoing a bit of a reputation overhaul since
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Anders Besberg, who had run the International Biathlon Union for
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: twenty five years, has resigned in twenty eighteen. So they
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: trying to throw Anders under the bus and said, I'm dus,
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: I'm just the other reason we have so much corruption
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: in the bixt on.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: And so he was accused of accepting bribes.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Uh not the buyout, the bribes uh oh, including an
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Omega watch, several hunting trips, a least bmw X five
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: least least Is that a bribe?
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Bitch?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: They could come get that at any time.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: I wish you would try to bribe me with a lease, bitch.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: How fuck is this? See that's how you that's a
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: recession indicator. We're bribing with leases.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Now leases.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: You can't even give me a whole bribe. It's a
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: temporary bribe. You're not even saying you financing it. That
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: means you can't pay it off. The listman's gotta go
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: back at some point, what are we doing economy even
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: bribe like.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: We used to.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: So and the services of sex workers in return for
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: protecting Russian interests. During the state sponsored doping scandal, he
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: was sentenced to three years in prison and banned for
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: life from the sports. So I guess the girls which
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: paying the lease for protecting Russian interests because the Russians
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: were juicing up so they could get out there a.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Shoot, which I don't know how theterohids helps was shooting,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: but you know.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: I mean it helps with everything. I think. I don't know,
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: it helps with their No, not your hair. But also
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: Omega watches are so expensive. What's up with that. I
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: almost worked for them really one time.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you would probably know a good deal about
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: them because you've worked in.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: The door watch thing. And it was like, oh my god,
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: these are like thirty thousand dollars like watches, and you
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: have to sell at least one a week or something
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: to make commission. That's crazy. That's a scam.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean everything is the value that we, you know,
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: give it. So that's the scam of life. So he
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: was also sentenced to three years in prison, right while
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: he was banned from the sport for a life. Another
• 40:35
  Speaker 3: Olympic by athlete at the same Olympics.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Just publicly confessed to cheating on his.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Girlfriends from the bonde metal podium. Gross, that's not a crime,
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: but it's a bad look.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: It is. It's like and now she's she's got to
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: like her friends, everybody knows she's got to go to work,
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: and everyone's going to be whispering behind her back. Gross.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: I feel like at that point, you can't whisper behind
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: her back, like we just got to go to your Like, girl,
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: we saw at the Olympics.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: What the hell do I say?
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: What?
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: First of all, you got third place and you got
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: the nerve to tell me a cheater. If you cheat,
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: you'd at least better get go, Like, don't tell.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Me you cheating. You're sitting over there in the bronze.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: It's just the most unromantic thing you could possibly do.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: What was What was your goal here?
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: Did you think, like, well, I want bronze so she's
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: gonna take me back?
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Or maybe that I did this big public grand gesture
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: admitting that I did something wrong. So it's this is
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: me really taking full responsibility for it. But it's not.
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: It's forcing her to take in his apology because she
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: doesn't want to talk to him.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't have won bronze if I hadn't cheated. All
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: you bowed to cheating was a part of the winning.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's like the cheating would have been part
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: No, I just think it's like, you know, because you
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: don't owe anyone anything after something like that, you don't
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: have to listen to their apology. But he kind of
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: forced her to listen to an apology. I think that sucks.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Had he already told her that you teated her? Was
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: this a surprise?
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: I think she knew. I think that that, And so
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: there was something like, do.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: We have a video of him doing this?
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: Let's watch this, because I don't understand him crying old bitches.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Stop stop it. He's trying to squeeze out of tears.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: It's called out there, everybody.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: The sniffles.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Give me a break, right.
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: Disney Channel acting.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Get okay, lord, Now that I have a little bit
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: more context. Sometimes I'll say context and the context be
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: all in the video and I'm like, yeah, you're just
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: looking for an excuse to let this person off the hook.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: But with this context, so he met the love of
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: my life three months in, I started hoing and now
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: I only have eyes for her. Now, if you are
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: going to apologize, clearly, she probably already knows that he's cheating.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: I mean, at least he used the biggest moment of
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: his life to humble himself.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I just think this is the most
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: It's manipulative. It's manipulative for sure. For sure.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: He didn't say her name though, so only her homies
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: in the water cooler going know is her because he
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: wasn't like U.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Let's say less. They got photos on Instagram.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Oh you know that the people are just scrolling through
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: his Instagram right now.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: They'll find He'll find her. They are going to find her.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you know that the you know, the
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: press is going to find her, try to get her
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: to do an interview. Oh, you're gonna take him back
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: for sure. Also, that was the most long winded speech
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: he could have kept it tight. You need to edit
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: when we're admitting to cheating.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: So the owegiin biothson athlete Sterla Holme, who we just
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: heard given his sorry for two thousand and four.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Sterla Holme le ride, excuse me ride.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: He's a athlete from Norway and he had just won
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: the bronze and the biathlon when the Norwegian reporter at
• 44:04
  Speaker 3: the finish line asked him how he felt to have
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: the metal and so we saw the video of what
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: he said The most important quote is he says, half
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: a year ago, I met the love of my life,
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: the world's most beautiful and nicest person.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Half a year ago.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: You trying to make it sound longer than it is.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: Six months.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: This is so a year ago, high school musical bullshit, I.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Said, twelve fortnights ago. I'm trying to make this sound long.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: He said, I made the mistake of my life and
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I cheated on her, and I told.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: Her about that a week ago. This has been the
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: worst week of my life. So, first of all, sir,
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: like you told her why? Like, I don't understand that
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: from cheaters. If you're telling you that you cheated, you're
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: just trying to assuade your own guilt.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I know some people who are married.
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: I will give no more specifics than that, because you'll
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: never find out who their gender or who they are.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: But I know some people who was cheating on their
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: spouse up like all the way up to months before
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: to win, and they're happily married and the spouse is
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: none the wiser. And you know, it's like, you got
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: to go to the grave with that if you want
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: to stay with your spouse, because otherwise, why are you
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: telling them like, well, I mean unless you risk their
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: sexual health or something like why are you telling them?
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: Because otherwise you're just trying to clear your own conscious
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Because what is this going to do for the relationship.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: I know ethically that is not a lot of people
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: are gonna agree with me, but I'm just saying from
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: a scammer perspective, from a scammer, we have to gain.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Here well, because it's like, well, if they find it
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: out from someone else, it's going to be way more
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: hurtful than That's just life.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: You gotta live. You want to do dir, You need
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: to live in fear.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Live in fear every day, every time your phone ring,
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: every time you get a text, you get a little
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: jult of your spine, take years off your life, all
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: the stress. Of course, I saw you build up for
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: being a little cheated. That's what you deserve.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: But maybe complacency makes you're losing your off your life too.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Maybe a little bit of stress is good, it keeps you,
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: keeps you on your toes.
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: Saying stress is bad, they do, I don't know that's
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: too bad because I was really hold holding out for
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: that were going.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: To change our lives. All this anxiety was worth it.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: I know it was actually making me healthier.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe, but I will say that, you know,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: if if you decide to tell someone the truth about that,
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: their reaction.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: Is it's not it's not none of your business.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: And so and I'm not discouraging all cheaters out there
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: from coming clean.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I think you absolutely should let your partner know.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: Your partner should like be honest with your partner, and
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: also maybe just don't cheat on them. But if you're
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: going to be honest with them, like you're saying, and
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: you have no control over their response and no amount
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: of back grovelin, I was about to put begging and
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: grovelin Broglin.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: Greg make it Yeah no, I mean yeah, I feel
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: like everybody is so uh. You know, there's a lot
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: of open relationships and polyamory now, but that's the thing.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Cheaters don't want to open relationship.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: They want to cheat for the people that they lay
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: within those though, because you set your own parameters and
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: people will still you know, break those rules too because
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: they want to.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: That's the thrill of it, is not doing the right thing.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, also like, yeah, it's it's not as sexy
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: when you're honest, right, honesty honesty.
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: That's not horny to the truth. Oh, I gotta deceive
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: this late now, that is a T shirt. Honesty is
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: not horny.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: Lacy mostly twenty six.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: So stla our cheater, cheater here. He won gold in
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: the relay in the Beijing four years ago and has
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: fourteen world championship medals, including seven gold plus. Now he's
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: the world's number one twenty eight year old. Sad boy,
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: that guy is twenty eight. That's a hard twenty eight.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: We gotta we gotta get some sunscreen on this guy.
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: Ooh, okay, he's cheating on his driver's license because there's
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: no way in hell, There is no way in hell.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: That's a scam.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: I feel cheated on a lot too too. You talk
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: about you twenty eight? Why would you lie to me
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: like that with that face? And who is he hugging? Right?
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: You think I'm a fool?
• 47:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Who are you hugging up on? All hard?
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: I thought you only had eyes for one lady that
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: you didn't have asked for when you had or what.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Pretty blonde woman?
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: He's very tightly.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know this is this is the lady
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: that he cheated with.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, probably Sterlow was obviously trying to win his girl back,
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: but it was immediately clear that this was a dumb
• 48:16
  Speaker 3: thing to do on TV. In a post race interview
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: a short time later, reporters asked if he regretted telling
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: the world about his cheating, and here's the video of
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: his response, Starli, you might need to shut.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Joys better keep it tight on this loves the Yep,
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: he sure does.
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: About meeting your love of your life and cheating, how
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: do you feel about it right now? Do you think
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: it was the right choice or yeah? Really, I don't
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: know if it's the right choice or not, but it
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: was the choice I made. We make different choices during
• 48:47
  Speaker 4: our life, and.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: The boy what a nothing sandwich make life?
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: Basically okay, I made the choice to tell the world
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: what I did, So maybe maybe there's a chance she will.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: See okay now, who's nothing?
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Answer is better Starla saying in life, you make choices,
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: and there's choices in life when choices are maid or
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: Julia Simon saying, I don't remember that credit card fraud.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: I do not remember typing in none of them digits.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: I like hers because it was short and succinct. I
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: like it's not this long winded mess that he's doing.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: That's true. I just think that I appreciate hers because
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: it didn't waste my time.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: That's true.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Like he like also good head of hair on him.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: That's that's why he's so cocky. He's like my hairlines
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: of hair.
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Just wins Olympic championships. And speaking of long winded emily,
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: later he added.
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: Gona look at me, no, no, no, we love wins
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: the perfect amount of winds whims Okay.
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: Later he added this is starla. He added that he
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: thought it was a smart thing to do, and that
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: he is a member of MENSA, the oldest high i
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: Q societ in the world.
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: Maybe he was wrong.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: So if you really were like high IQ, you would
• 50:04
  Speaker 3: realize that there's different types of intelligence, and emotional intelligence
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: is clearly not one of yours, Bookie, Because now you're
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: gonna say you win MENSA, and this is supposed to
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: be like, no, I'm a MENSA, so that means I
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: should publicly peer pressure of a woman that I deceived.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Me.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Well, also too smart to keep my penis to myself?
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: What are we saying here? Smart to keep my penis
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: to myself?
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: But also, like IQ tests, you want to talk about
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: a scam, right, that's that's bs.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: A lot of them are racially biased, like let's be
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: for real.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: Also the a CTS fuck you acts. I didn't do
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: good on those.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Specific greed is the acts.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: My guides counselor told me not to even bother with
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: the SATs.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: Why I feel like you're more of a humanity is
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: like SATs.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Person Well, I think there's more science in the SAT.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: There's more science in math in the a CTS. What. Yeah,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: you guys got a lot of you.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: They scammed me, they scammed you.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: No, sich what that's quite hurt.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: I took the acts three times and the score got
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: worse each time. How long those tests are it's like
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: five hours. That is something sometimes I think about if
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: reincarnation is real. I hope it's not, because I don't
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: want to take the acts again.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, by that time we probably won't have them. Education
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: is really not going to be America's thing for much longer.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: You know, books me.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Think those were good anyway. I think sometimes there's things
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: that should be removed, and those should be removed personally.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I think they're worthy for certain skill sets that you're
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: going into college for, but for others. It's like, if
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: I'm going in for humanities, I'm going to get my sociology?
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Am I taking this? I'm like for theater and a
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: small school in Arkansas.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: I get an audition.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: That was it.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let me get up here and who and holler
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: and then go home. Let me know if you want
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: me to hoot and holler for four years, need to.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Go to a school with five hundred total students in
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: a dry county in Arkansas. It was fine.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: Let me go to the School of Dramatic Tricks.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, trust me, that's.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: Where I need to be at. So Sterla didn't identify
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: the woman that he cheated on. He said, I do
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: not want to say who it is. She's had enough
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: to deal with a couple of things. But I hope
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: that there is a light at the end of the
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: tunnel for us both and that she can continue to
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: love me.
• 52:13
  Speaker 2: Boy boy boys, six months, you know.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: This person still talk about some case.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: She continued to live stir but also cheating it six
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: months and that's still the honeymoon phase. It he's gonna
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: cheat on you in six months, he's having.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: In six years.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: What happens when I deformed my body to push out
• 52:31
  Speaker 3: your minsa spawn.
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: What happens? Then, well, you're telling me you couldn't hold it.
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: In for six months and I'm supposed to be with
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: you forever.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: He also cheated on her three months and actually, yeah,
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: we know, we know that's when the best sex is happening.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: Es three months in.
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, three months, that's the best sex.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: You cheating three.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: Months in and that's the sex. That's the sex where
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: you're doing it all uncomfortable surfaces. That's why you're like,
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: let's get on the table, and you don't you don't care.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: About like if you're on your period or not, you
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: don't care.
• 53:00
  Speaker 3: See, I thought that comes later. I thought that the
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: three months is that's when you're getting waxes.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: And maybe that's not that's why I don't make it
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: past three months a lot. Maybe that's what that is.
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: But I don't know that that's where you still go
• 53:12
  Speaker 3: being like let me go fresh enough. I never know
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: what that man movies is. A kid, I was like,
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: why are these women going to freshen up? And I
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: became an adult. I was like, Oh, they've been out
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: of that and they're going to freshen up. That's when
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: you're freshening up. But three months, three months, you're still
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: might wear your make up, the band, you know, three
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: months like I don't know, you don't got to.
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Bind it all? You letting the hair?
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: You waking up like a puzzle, you know.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: True? Yeah, that's when he's still getting you a glass
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: of water. Yeah, and a hot towel and a hot
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: hot towel. Who are you dating? I need to level up?
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I got to that.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Usually this case, usually it's like a washcloth that's been
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: under the bed.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: I want to feel like I'm about to start a
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: Japanese meal. Yeah, better be a hot towel.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: That's very nice. I'm okay, new standard unlocked.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, you telling them all you got to do?
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Turn a sink to tot, Yeah you do, that's right,
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: maybe like twenty seconds. But what does the sink look
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: like a lot of little white splatters?
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Well, at that point, the house should still be clean.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: The house is everyone's.
• 54:10
  Speaker 2: House, man, See where are you finding these people? I've
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: never been in a man's house that was clean.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I don't really go to man's houses now that I
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: think about it.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: I haven't been to one in a long time, been
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: one in a long time.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Either.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a good life woman. Yeah, I'm a
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: hotel girl.
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Now see also that three months saying you're at the hotel.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, you know what I'm saying.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: You're getting vale room service. Okay, yes, yeah, y'all are you're.
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: Still interconnecting your fingers afterwards having some interdigitation and then
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: talking about your life and your passions.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: You refreshing up at the Lakinta right at the red
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: roof in.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: You need to freshen up at the town game. Did
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: you have red roof ends and a red roof I've seen,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I've driven past.
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: That's kind of where the hookup place was in Nashville,
• 55:02
  Speaker 2: Like people would go to the cheap red roof in.
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Is that like after prol Well, I wasn't allowed to
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: do that. I was. I was a good girl until college.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to come home too after prime and
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: I went on.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I went with a boy my parents found for me.
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: Yes, I went, well, I went with a nice Catholic boy.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he opened all the doors. He was very oh, yes.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Very very much that So no, I'm then college. I
• 55:24
  Speaker 2: was like, very good, get me the red roof in.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Give me to the red roof in. So it's not
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: looking good right now for Stlop.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: In an interview with Norwegian news out well, what were
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: we talking about? Starlin has cheating his story cheating three months,
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: three months saying way to washpots still hide and cheating
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: and and sterling you need to stop talking like god
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: damn too much.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: It's not looking good right now.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: An interview with Norwegian news outlet the VG happened the
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: next day Stla's X. They found Sterla's X quickly. You
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: did say that we're gonna find her. They were going
• 56:01
  Speaker 3: to find her and still sex says his infidelity was
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: hard to forgive, even after a declaration of love in
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: front of the entire world.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Oh lord damn.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: She said, I did not choose to be put in
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: this position, and it that hurts to have to be
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: in it. We have had contact and he was aware
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: of my opinion on this. I'm grateful to my family
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: and friends who have embraced me and supported me during
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: this time. Also to everyone else who has thought of
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: me and sympathized without knowing who I am. She wants
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: to remain anonymous.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: She's that seems whoever like you know he should take
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: a note from her and learn how to edit your speech.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: That's a perfect eloquent nice but also think about her family,
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Like if he did that and then you go back
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: to that family is never gonna trust that man. They're
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: gonna come up.
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: For Thanksgiving, put your skis to the door, which and
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: and everybody gonna welcome you and get you and get
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: you some turkey and some gravy.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Bitch, No, you don't keep your dick in your pants
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: enough to say grace.
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's absolutely not how embarrozing for you, Sterla.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: How she's still a classick because she could have come
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: out here and started making tiktoks. Honestly, I would have
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: made some dances. I would have did something like.
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: You want you bet.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: By this time, I would have been selling I don't
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: know what soap, something like wash that loser off of
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: you with my new soap, Sterla free, like you know, capitalized.
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: So she needs to be the new bachelorette.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: She does, and I bet you she's a battye. I
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: know she's a batty because he gives me the energy
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: of somebody who would fumble a batty. Yes, she's probably
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: real pretty woman, probably cooking all the Norwegian finest dishes
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: of jelly jelly?
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: What the hell is that? I don't know.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: They be eating gelatin over there and the potatoes and.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she probably was making the best stop
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: strudles meats.
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: You lost a real one.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Oh man. No ye. The thing for me is the
• 58:14
  Speaker 2: six months thing, like what are you? Children? Like?
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: What are we?
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: This is like, this is too much every six.
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: Twenty eight so and he's winning all the time and
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: shooting and winning, and you know, twenty.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: Eight is a little too old to be acting like this.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: He is, But the Olympics really took it to the
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: next level. If you were going to get her, if
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: you had a chance of getting her back, you definitely don't.
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: Now you're embarrassed in front of everybody. But if she
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: didn't even tell her family that you had cheated on her,
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah what if she First of all, you only gave
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: her a week to alert the troops, So she probably
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: spent that week like listening to Sizza, crying, beating her gelatine,
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: you know, and watching Bridgerton and shit. And then next thing,
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: she know, everybody in her whole friend group know that
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: she got treated dirty.
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah that's that sucks. I don't and I think that, like,
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: no girl's gonna want to date him ever again?
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Oh please, you think so.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Forgetting about that every once in a while, I like,
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: forget that I've got no one but I am. But
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: I mean heated Rivalry is was my boyfriend for a while.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: Oh it was min too.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: That's the only boyfriend I needed. And now it's Knights
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: of the or Night of the Seven Kingdoms.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, maybe I'll get back into that, but he did.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Rival was my boyfriend.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: I watched it a couple of times because like the
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: first of all, I was just like, there's so many
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: sex scenes and I was like, is this gratuitous? And
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: then the second time I watched it again, I realized
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: that each scene, it's, each sex scene is different and
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: tell something different about how their relationship is evolving. And
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, cinema and also be on the
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: sex scenes, it's like them as people and the things.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: But the scene but also yeah, those so really it's
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: really beautiful. I have a whole clip thing. I have
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: a folder in my Instagram of like clips from the show,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: and it's a lot of hair touching. It's like a
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: lot of like holding.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: The hand touching for me.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: The heads on the chest and the kissing of the
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: foreheads is just so beautiful. It's great, and that's all
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: I need. I don't need anything else. I'm fine. I've
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: felt a bed in my apartment by myself.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, see, I gotta pick power Drill with baddies.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Oh, I need a power drill. Love my power drill. Oh,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: you'll have to give me some deats about that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just a black and decker black and decker spot.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I want it, I want it? You got code
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  Speaker 2: for me?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm asking right now. Please do it with ads.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go on this show and then free with ads
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  Speaker 2: and then listen to Free with that. Honestly, that would
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: be the first sponsor we get. We're so filthy on
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: my show that no sponsor will touch us.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: Oh no, there's someone out there. There's a lid for
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: every pot. You have a lid for every pot that
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: puts a lid on this.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: I'm so sad it's over.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So we always ask the end of this podcast, Emily,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: where would you like to be.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Found underneath the guys from Heated Rivalry? No, I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 3: Good.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you wear a lot of red. I saw on
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: your Instagram. This is like maybe I'm psychotic. I stock
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  Speaker 2: And chef Josh here, he's a really great guy. And
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• 1:01:38
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