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- 0:01SPEAKER_01: So we're we're playing off uh the fact that Noel Wiley yesterday got announced, we talked about it on the show, that he got announced as the sexiest man alive, according to people.
- 0:11SPEAKER_01: Nobody seemed to disagree with that.
- 0:12SPEAKER_01: Even a couple texts came in, they're like, yep, no complaints there.
- 0:15SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, no, not at all.
- 0:17SPEAKER_01: Well then I thought we should, you know, bring this down to the normal everyday person.
- 0:20SPEAKER_01: And, you know, when you're in a relationship, you never know exactly what it is that's going to be your thing about that person.
- 0:27SPEAKER_01: You know?
- 0:28SPEAKER_01: Sometimes you get surprised and you're like, Oh, I did not know that that was so sexy to me.
- 0:32SPEAKER_00: It's sometimes the smallest thing, and we want to give you tickets to Rocky Horror Picture Show tomorrow at Clemens Center.
- 0:37SPEAKER_00: So you gotta get on the app and either message us or use the microphone.
- 0:41SPEAKER_00: And the sexiest thing that he does, that little tiny thing, just that little thing that puts a little twinkle in your eye, floods that little basement.
- 0:49SPEAKER_00: There you go.
- 0:50SPEAKER_00: That what is it that he does?
- 0:51SPEAKER_01: And he's your personal sexiest man alive.
- 0:54SPEAKER_01: I mean, okay, it's on the drool over Noah, but you know, in in all reality.
- 0:58SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
- 0:58SPEAKER_01: Uh so I'm gonna come over here to 6067, taking out the trash at the end of the of uh at the end of the driveway without being asked.
- 1:06SPEAKER_01: Oh, so he just does it, and then you're just sort of like Does it have to be a thing?
- 1:10SPEAKER_00: Because I just want to tell you, though, and I mentioned this on the show before.
- 1:13SPEAKER_00: I love when Zach puts his reading glasses on.
- 1:17SPEAKER_01: I do.
- 1:19SPEAKER_00: There you go.
- 1:20SPEAKER_01: I mean, it I originally said chore, but that's kind of amusing.
- 1:22SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's just like it's the whole body movement.
- 1:26SPEAKER_01: Does he do it one-handed where he whips the other arm and the glasses open and he's like right on the face?
- 1:31SPEAKER_00: It's in slow motion.
- 1:32SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 1:32SPEAKER_00: And actually, I'm watching him struggle because then he can't get the one arm, so he's using his mouth and he's like and I'm like, spell sexy, okay.
- 1:38SPEAKER_01: This sounds real sexy.
- 1:40SPEAKER_01: All right, over to uh 60 6178.
- 1:44SPEAKER_01: Well, it's definitely not when he's uh gardening with a with black socks and crocs.
- 1:52SPEAKER_01: But I do love when he uh when he cooks uh with his hat on backwards.
- 1:57SPEAKER_01: Oh there you go.
- 1:59SPEAKER_01: Is the hat on backwards still a chick basement flutter?
- 2:03SPEAKER_00: It is super sexy.
- 2:04SPEAKER_00: Why?
- 2:05SPEAKER_00: My boyfriend.
- 2:06SPEAKER_01: First of all, I look like a total dork in a hat, let alone on backwards.
- 2:09SPEAKER_01: You'd just be like, dude, you're just backwards.
- 2:10SPEAKER_00: My boyfriend would never wear his hat backwards, but I think it's adorable.
- 2:15SPEAKER_01: There was that whole phase in the late 90s where if a guy wore his hat backwards, he was the one taking everybody home.
- 2:20SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
- 2:21SPEAKER_00: 7173.
- 2:22SPEAKER_00: He cooks like every single night, but also dishes.
- 2:25SPEAKER_00: Kinky because I loathe them both so much.
- 2:29SPEAKER_01: That's a good one.
- 2:30SPEAKER_01: See, that's a good short.
- 2:31SPEAKER_00: Oh, the cooking, yeah.
- 2:33SPEAKER_00: I hate cooking so much.
- 2:35SPEAKER_00: I purposely took a phone call yesterday.
- 2:37SPEAKER_00: So you wouldn't have to cook?
- 2:38SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I started cooking.
- 2:40SPEAKER_00: And then I was like, oh wait, Chad's calling.
- 2:41SPEAKER_00: Hang on a second.
- 2:44SPEAKER_00: All right.
- 2:46SPEAKER_00: 8608.
- 2:48SPEAKER_00: Sorry about that.
- 2:48SPEAKER_00: I just had to take that phone call.
- 2:50SPEAKER_00: 8608.
- 2:51SPEAKER_01: Oh, God.
- 2:52SPEAKER_01: Uh, not any chore.
- 2:54SPEAKER_01: Uh, let's see, what is this?
- 2:55SPEAKER_01: Not any chore, really, but uh when he does a project like Yes Baby, build me a reading nook.
- 3:01SPEAKER_01: Oh, if he's handy.
- 3:03SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 3:03SPEAKER_00: I also love Lizzie's chopping wood.
- 3:06SPEAKER_00: There is just something so Paul Bunyan about it.
- 3:09SPEAKER_01: You see what I'm saying?
- 3:10SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 3:10SPEAKER_00: Oh, wait, wait.
- 3:11SPEAKER_00: Hat on backwards when he's fixing a car.
- 3:14SPEAKER_00: Lots of the hats backwards.
- 3:16SPEAKER_00: I I mean, I bring it up.
- 3:19SPEAKER_01: I really thought the hat on backwards thing was like I like we'd gone past it.
- 3:24SPEAKER_01: No, but apparently not.
- 3:26SPEAKER_00: There is that that trashy, it's almost falls in the same category as the human cigarette.
- 3:30SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 3:31SPEAKER_00: That there is these trashy couple things that a guy can do that is still so hot.
- 3:36SPEAKER_00: Like sometimes wearing a jersey or, you know, it might be like the most Jesus.
- 3:40SPEAKER_01: I wear a Bill's jersey and I get told they suck.
- 3:43SPEAKER_01: What the hell?
- 3:44SPEAKER_00: No, more a basketball jersey.
- 3:45SPEAKER_00: Like the tank top ones.
- 3:46SPEAKER_00: Like every once in a while you're like, okay, yes, there is this.
- 3:50SPEAKER_01: And if your hat's on backwards, I'm naked.
- 3:52SPEAKER_00: There's this 1990s trashy thing about this that I love.
- 3:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that I really love.
- 3:56SPEAKER_01: All right, I'll give you a couple more seconds to finish off here with this.
- 3:59SPEAKER_01: If there's uh anything more chore ish, but obviously you guys are naming things other than chores, that he does and he becomes the sexiest man uh alive for you.
- 4:09SPEAKER_00: I can't believe no one agrees with me when he clips his toenails over the toilet so it's not on my carpet.
- 4:14SPEAKER_01: Might be a little patty.
- 4:16SPEAKER_00: Just maybe a little.
- 4:17SPEAKER_01: Just a slightly.