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Lunch with the Clydesdale & Cowboy - Unfrosted Shredded Wheat and Candy Corn?!? · Clydesdale Media Podcast

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Well,
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it's the day after my Marathon Three show
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performance yesterday,
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and we have no idea what's going to
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happen today because I have nothing on my
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list.
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From the gym to the screen, yeah,
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we cover it all.
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Midday motivation every time you press
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call.
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Lunch with the Clydesdale.
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Cowboy bring the heat.
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Crossfit, boobies, music on repeat.
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Half hour hustle, yeah,
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we building that brand.
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Grab a plate, tune in now,
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you part of the fam.
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It's lunch time.
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It's very dignified.
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What's going on, everybody?
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Who started that whole thing?
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Train.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Because she would type with the long eye
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in the in the chat every when we
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first started this whole lunch thing.
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And now she's got me singing the opening
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every day.
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I mean,
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there are worse things you could be doing.
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Let's be honest here.
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Oh, did you sleep?
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Not much, man.
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Not much.
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I just watched the last night show, dude.
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And like, I mean,
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y'all went on for a while.
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It's not like you were on for fifteen
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minutes, you know,
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tell Pat Carolla on the back and then
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go on about your business like y'all had
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a good conversation.
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Well, and after the episode was over,
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we went on for another forty minutes.
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And finally, I'm like, guys, yeah,
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I have to work in the morning.
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Like, OK, I got I gots to go.
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Oh.
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And then I woke up at like three
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o'clock in the morning achy,
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like I had the flu.
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Probably because you were exhausted.
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And I just couldn't, I couldn't shake it.
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And...
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so um yeah i didn't get a lot
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of sleep last night man even with they
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were on the west yes even with the
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third seat last night was just a one
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of those what do you call that um
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and oh man see my brain ain't even
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working today
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um yeah it uh one of those outliers
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oh yeah there you go where i just
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didn't feel good man i just woke up
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and um just didn't feel good so i
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came down like i'm in the house by
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myself wife and dog are gone uh just
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came down laid in the recliner put on
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a movie just chilled out what movie did
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you put on
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Dude, so Oh, gosh, here we go.
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Here.
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Here's the start of off the rails.
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So literally,
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I have a set of movies that I
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have purchased on Amazon,
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that are movies that I watch all the
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time, that do not like get me excited,
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do not get me that we fall asleep,
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right?
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Absolutely.
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And they're all rom coms, of course.
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Yeah.
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You could have just bought one because
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they're all the same freaking movie.
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Hey, I am a rom-com lover.
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The world needs more love.
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The world needs more love.
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Well, I understand what you're saying,
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though, because if you put on Predator,
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you're watching all the way to the end.
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right like exactly do you put on tombstone
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that's an hour and ninety minute or you
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know nine minutes whatever whatever it is
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i'm ready to go jump in a plane
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and and fight some mix man absolutely um
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so what was last night's oh shall we
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dance oh couldn't even never even heard of
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it richard gear susan sarandon jennifer
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lopez
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um richard geared decides he wants to
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start ballroom dancing like like one does
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uh because he sees jennifer lopez in the
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window at the school and and she looks
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at like how he feels and so it's
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this like just kind of finding
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kind of relatable and i don't even know
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why i'm getting into all this but like
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as a as a dad and as a
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husband like there's a point in your life
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where your whole life is your kid yep
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and your wife and your job is to
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protect both of them and it's like at
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this moment richard gear's just looking
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for something for himself
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Like a gerbil?
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Shut up, dude.
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I'm sorry.
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We're having a serious conversation here.
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Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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And I think I just relate to that
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piece of it.
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Right.
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And not that I would trade in any
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of the stuff with my daughter or my
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wife.
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Right.
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But there's just a moment where like,
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and I,
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that's probably what this podcast became
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for me was, you know, my,
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I started in the year, my dad, my,
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here,
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my daughter graduated from high school.
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Right.
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and say, gosh, I am not going down.
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After yesterday's show,
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I am not going down the gerbil track.
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It's my word association brain.
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I can't help it.
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As soon as you said Richard Gere,
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that was the first thing that came to
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mind.
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Whether or not it's true or not,
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I have absolutely no idea.
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I do not live at the man's house,
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and I am definitely not Richard Gere.
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But if you know that story and I
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know that story and Jay Birch knows that
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story, it got around this country.
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Everybody knows that story.
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If you are over the age of probably,
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I'd say if you're over forty,
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you know that story.
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And that's why we can't have serious
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conversations, Corey.
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We can have serious conversations.
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You're just going to have to brace
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yourself.
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It's not going to be serious the entire
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time.
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Real quick,
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I was expecting how to lose a guy
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in ten days.
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That is one of the ones I have.
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My repertoire is Notting Hill,
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how to lose a guy, two weeks notice.
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A blast from the past, marry me,
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and shall we dance?
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And the proposal.
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And I just cycle through them.
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I don't think I've seen any of those.
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Really, really don't.
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You're just a cold-hearted son of a bitch.
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Okay, so there's Meg.
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Ten Things I Hate About You.
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I have seen that.
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That's a great one.
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I have that one too, Meg.
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Ten Things I Hate About You is really
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good.
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Heath Ledger and... Yeah, I have it.
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It's also hilarious.
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It is legitimately funny.
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It's got great moments in it.
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When the guy gets the penis drawn on
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his face.
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He just looks and goes,
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I have a dick on my face,
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don't I?
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On another note,
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did you see Julia Stiles got announced as
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one of the contestants on Dancing with the
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Stars?
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No,
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because I don't pay attention to Dancing
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with the Stars,
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but she can actually dance.
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So that's probably going to go pretty well
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for her.
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They played the Frankie Valli song.
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I love you, baby.
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To announce her,
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she danced out on the thing.
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That's fantastic.
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My daughter sent that to me this morning.
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That's how I know.
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That's not in my algorithm.
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No, no, I've never,
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from the first time they announced that
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that show was going to be a thing,
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I never understood it.
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I was like, let me get this straight.
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You're going to get to just a bunch
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of random famous people and then have them
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come on and have a dancing competition
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with them,
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like partner dancing competitions?
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Like, yeah.
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Okay.
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Who is that for?
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Apparently it's for a lot of people.
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It's been on for quite some time.
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uh didn't her and channing tatum have a
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dance in a movie well channing tatum
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definitely danced in a movie but not in
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the same way that julia styles danced in
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her movie and i don't know if they
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ever their corrupt their paths ever
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crossed i think he's talking about uh
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saved the last dance wasn't that uh she
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in that she was but channing tatum was
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No clue.
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Okay.
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I have that one too.
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My daughter bought it when she was living
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here.
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So I'll go check it out.
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Yeah, Channing was not in that.
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I didn't step up.
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Yeah,
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but I don't think she was in Step
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Up.
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I think, like,
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Birch's got his wires crossed there.
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Yeah.
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Which, to be fair,
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a lot of those movies kind of run
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together for me, too.
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Maybe he's out back smoking some meat and
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got some fumes.
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I mean,
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he is as Texas as they come.
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that's a really good dance movie right
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there.
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The Silver Linings Playbook.
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Silver Linings Playbook, I've seen twice.
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I have seen that one.
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That one's pretty good.
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Yeah, I wouldn't call that a rom-com.
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Which is probably why I've seen it.
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But the ending is like that Napoleon
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Dynamite payoff that you get through the
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movie and the payoff is worth every second
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you spend in that movie.
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yes if you've never seen napoleon dynamite
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you need to stay until right after the
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credits you really need to see the last
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actual five minutes of the movie
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Because I did not care for Napoleon
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Dynamite,
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but I will give it that the payoff
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at the end was worth me sitting through.
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We watch Napoleon Dynamite at my house
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once a month, and I am not exaggerating.
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We watch Napoleon Dynamite.
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My daughter loves it.
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My son, like,
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it's one thing we can get everybody in
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the living room,
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and when you put it on, it's fantastic.
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Back in three,
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I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
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Oh, my gosh.
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State championship game.
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Coach would have put me in.
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Man.
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Way to one.
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I'm going pro.
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I love how he goes right from the
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straight championship high school game to
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out of going pro.
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Like, no in between.
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Not when I went to college.
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None of that.
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Not that Lane Kiffin would have recruited
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me.
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No, no, no.
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It went straight to instead of living in
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my camper van out in the middle of
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a field somewhere.
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So I've realized in this show that Meg
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and all of her Packer bullshit and
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meanness,
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the reason we're friends is because we
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both have an affinity for rom-coms.
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Because she's texting off every actor
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who's been in one.
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Yeah, she said Step Up had Jenna Dewan.
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I have no idea who that is.
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She was actually married to Channing Tatum
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in real life.
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And she's kind of a smoke show.
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Just not going to lie.
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That's fair.
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I think they met on Magic Mike.
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Or maybe it was Step Up.
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She got to see a lot of them,
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is what you're saying.
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Like,
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check out the full package before she went
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ahead and bought that.
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Yeah, she got the one-week free trial.
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Yep.
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Probably more than one week, but yeah,
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we got it.
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Oh, so to be fair.
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Fake Savant says that Uncle Rico actually
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went pro and then he went back to
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college.
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He'd have been down with that.
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He'd have been down with that.
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Jody's in the house.
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I've watched Silver Linings Playbook at
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least ten times.
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Seems like a lot.
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I've seen it.
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I've seen it twice.
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I've seen it a handful of times.
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Probably not ten.
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And Robert De Niro is such a dick
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in that movie.
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Such a dick.
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Big time.
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I'm a big Bradley Cooper fan though.
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I watch damn near anything that he's in.
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Yeah, I'm a big Bradley.
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He's in my top five actors that I'll
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watch just about anything.
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Dude, he can do all of it.
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He's a good action dude.
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He's a good drama dude.
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However many remakes we're on of A Star
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is Born with him and Lady Gaga.
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I enjoyed it.
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That's the bottom five of movies.
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I enjoyed it just because I've never seen
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the other ones.
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So like that was the first time I
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ever saw that one, you know,
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that particular thing.
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Um, I don't know.
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I enjoyed it.
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I don't,
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it's not something I'm going to watch five
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times.
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Like I saw it once and I was
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like, okay, good.
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No, he hangs it.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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No, I'm not watching that anymore.
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Um, but I just, I enjoyed the story.
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Um,
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I don't like to pay for movies that
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make me sad.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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That's what it comes down to.
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Having said that, I've done it,
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whether it's intentional or not.
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There's one thing like the drama of like
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a tearjerker or something like that.
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Like that's one thing.
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This was just flat out depressing.
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It was.
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Yeah.
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Well, it was awesome.
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And then like as his decline starts going
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off, right, then you're like, holy smokes.
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This is really bad.
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Seamus said,
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Step Up made me think I was good
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at Dance Dance Revolution,
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but computer said no.
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I mean –
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uh do i like the notebook i do
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i do like the notebook and crazy story
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you know like spoiler alert if you have
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not seen the notebook that's been out for
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thirty years um when the main couple die
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at the end together after spending their
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life together my my wife's aunt and uncle
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that happened to them they died within two
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hours of each other after their like sixty
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fifth wedding anniversary damn that's
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rough
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It's kind of beautiful though.
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Like they spent their whole life together
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and.
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Oh,
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I told my wife on several different
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occasions,
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she is not allowed to die before me.
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Cause I don't know what I would do
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if she wasn't at the house.
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Like that wouldn't, I wouldn't,
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I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna,
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I'm not gonna handle it well whatsoever.
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Ah, so, and actually the,
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the local newspaper did a story about it
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because it was so similar to the notebook.
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it wasn't within two and a half hours,
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but it's almost six months to the day
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that from when my grandpa died to when
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my grandma passed and she died mostly of
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a broken heart at that point.
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Like she,
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we thought she was going to live all
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those.
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We really did.
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Um, but yeah,
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almost six months or might've been exactly
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six months to the day.
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It's crazy.
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Um,
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Sad dog movies are tough too, Meg.
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Oh, no.
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It was bad enough.
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I watched Old Yeller on accident when I
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was a kid.
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That was enough.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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Any one of those.
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Marley and Me.
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Nope.
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Not doing any of those.
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I think Homeward Bound,
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all the pets make it to the end.
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Yes, they absolutely do.
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Some of the other ones...
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Freaking Turner and Hooch, dude.
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When they shot the dog, I was like,
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I about lost my mind.
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And I don't even own dogs anymore.
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No, thank you.
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Yeah.
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It was funny.
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When Jamie and Ronica and I were hanging
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at the Airbnb,
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we were talking about movies.
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And Ronica was telling me how much she
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loves Kill Bill.
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And I was like, when...
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she was going to kill the mother in
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front of the child.
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Like I was out,
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I just shut it off.
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I knew that like,
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that is something that I couldn't handle.
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Right.
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And so I was out on a movie
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and it,
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I feel the same way about dogs, man.
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Like you taking out a dog, we're in,
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we're in trouble.
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People wonder why there's four John wick
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movies.
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I'm just saying.
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Yeah.
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Just saying, dude.
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One puppy.
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You killed one puppy.
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They carried the premise of four John Wick
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movies.
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A hundred percent.
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What chain of events started all this
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nonsense?
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Well, they killed a puppy.
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His puppy.
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Bad idea.
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I've heard bad things about Hachi.
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Can't do it.
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Don't even know what that is.
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It sounds like something I'd order at a
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Japanese restaurant.
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Turner and Hooch got me, man.
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Turner and Hooch got me?
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Absolutely.
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One hundred percent.
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When the dog takes the bullet for the
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human, man.
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Yeah.
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Intentionally.
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Yeah, he jumps in front of it.
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Yeah.
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I ain't gonna forget that, dude.
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Yes.
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A Dog's Purpose, never watch it.
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I've never been hysterical in a movie
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theater until that movie.
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And Brad Pitt has a new one out
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where it's him and a dog stranded,
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like a survival type thing.
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It's his combat dog that he had with
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him that lost an arm, a paw, leg,
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whatever, and he's got a fake one.
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And yeah,
19:06
they crash a plane out in the Pacific
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Northwest somewhere out in the middle of
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nowhere, and they got to get back.
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It looks amazing,
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and I probably will never watch it
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because...
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i don't want to find out what i
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don't want to find out you need you
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need someone to go in first yeah it's
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okay corey you can come watch this yeah
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you go ahead just let me know i
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will look take i will take all the
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spoilers i'm not upset not upset about
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that at all yes heart of the beast
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love me some brad pitt but
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Like when he dives in the water in
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the trailer after the dog,
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cause he falls off the log.
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I'm like, Ooh.
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Yeah.
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Well,
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he saves the dog from falling off the,
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the, the log.
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And then he goes, yeah.
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Like, yeah,
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I saw the trailer the other day.
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I was like, damn, that looks good.
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And I don't even have a dog.
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I haven't had a dog in.
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Twelve years.
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No, thank you.
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Joseph says, nope,
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that hits too close to home.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Ain't no way.
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Ain't no way.
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Oh, gosh.
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Tessa's had a bad day.
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You ever go to get your meal prep
20:22
for lunch and it's gone?
20:23
My hubs is on the shit list.
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So...
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I'm lucky enough that my wife does not
20:34
necessarily eat what I eat as far as
20:36
that kind of stuff goes.
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So I haven't, I haven't,
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I haven't had that experience,
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but I have one hundred percent gotten all
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the way here,
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which is twenty minutes from my house.
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And holy shit,
20:47
I left all my food at home and
20:49
I bring my breakfast and my lunch with
20:51
me.
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And like,
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that's not a good feeling at all because
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I'm hungry.
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Like the people who,
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I know I've said this a million times,
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but the people who say shit like,
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I forgot to eat today.
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I've never heard a more foreign statement
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in my entire life.
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I only forget to eat when I'm like
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at an event doing something and my focus
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is just eating.
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Like when you're running around,
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you lose track.
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I never forget to eat.
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Trust me.
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I don't think it's that you forget to
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eat whenever you're there necessarily.
21:25
I think you lose track of time because
21:27
you're like,
21:28
you're thinking about the next thing and
21:29
the next thing and the next thing.
21:30
Like, okay,
21:31
I gotta go over here and I gotta
21:32
get over here.
21:33
You just kind of,
21:34
you don't make time for whatever.
21:35
I guess you could still say that's kind
21:36
of forgetting how to eat, but it's,
21:40
I would have a headache like big time.
21:46
I saw this, Joseph Mears,
21:48
or you go to make a PB&J and
21:50
you realize you have no bread.
21:51
What's worse is pouring a bowl of cereal
21:53
and realizing you have no milk.
21:55
And you're like, son of a bitch.
21:56
Put some water on it.
21:57
You better put some water on that shit.
22:00
You try to dump it back in the
22:02
box and you're pissed about it.
22:06
So Friday is a perfect movie,
22:08
in my opinion,
22:11
because it's got a little bit of
22:12
everything, right?
22:13
Got a little bit of drama with him
22:15
trying to, you know,
22:16
Ice Cube becoming a man on that day
22:17
because he's fighting for other people and
22:19
stuff like that.
22:20
Comedy, as far as I can see,
22:22
good fight scene at the end between him
22:23
and Deebo.
22:25
But when old boy says,
22:28
I ain't got no milk.
22:29
And his mom said,
22:30
you better put some water on that shit.
22:33
An underrated moment in that movie.
22:37
what's even worse is you go and you
22:39
grab the milk jug yeah we get we
22:42
use the fair life so you can't see
22:43
inside right and you go to and you
22:45
have like three dribbles that come out
22:49
Cause wifey had some cereal before you and
22:52
put it back with three dribbles.
22:54
It's my eight year old or the fix
22:57
it to be a year old who still
22:59
lives at my house,
23:00
who will leave that much milk in the
23:02
bottom of the container and put it back
23:03
in the refrigerator.
23:05
Like, like they're doing somebody a favor.
23:07
I can't even put that in my coffee.
23:09
Like that's not doing any,
23:10
doing anybody any good.
23:15
Um,
23:17
spake savan had a great question
23:21
everything's moving too fast for me today
23:23
i'm not not enough sleep uh what cereal
23:26
can you eat dry a lot of them
23:28
a bunch of them yeah now one of
23:32
them i can't cheerios and uh really honey
23:36
nut i can
23:39
Regular Cheerios, no thanks.
23:41
I'm not a toddler.
23:43
Well,
23:43
regular Cheerios without milk is like
23:45
eating small round pieces of cardboard.
23:48
So like I kind of get that and
23:49
like it needs milk.
23:50
Honey Nut Cheerios actually tastes like
23:52
something.
23:54
Captain Crunch Berry.
23:56
Yep.
23:57
That may even be better dry.
24:00
The problem with any sort of thing that
24:02
has Captain Crunch written on it is that
24:04
is going to tear up the roof of
24:06
my mouth.
24:06
And I'm going to feel like I got
24:08
skin dangling from the next six months.
24:12
Like I can't do.
24:13
I love Captain Crunch.
24:14
Big fan, especially Crunch Berries.
24:17
There should be a warning on the box.
24:19
Yes, absolutely.
24:20
Absolutely.
24:21
This cereal may cause roof tears.
24:24
Yes, one hundred percent.
24:30
Who buys plain Cheerios?
24:33
Parents and sociopaths.
24:35
Exactly.
24:37
Two people in there.
24:39
Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
24:42
I got a beef with Cinnamon Toast Crunch
24:44
because the original formula was awesome.
24:46
Whatever this shit is they put in a
24:48
box today, ain't that.
24:51
It's got some kind of like...
24:53
Trying to make it healthy?
24:56
To it.
24:57
Like a film.
24:59
Really?
24:59
I couldn't do it the last time I
25:01
had cinnamon toast crunch.
25:02
My wife likes it,
25:02
and I'm not a big fan.
25:03
I'll tell you,
25:04
the last time I had that, I stopped.
25:07
I tell you what they do,
25:08
what you can buy that Jennifer bought,
25:12
is you can get the cinnamon toast crunch
25:13
basically like dust in a bottle.
25:16
So, like, it's seasoning.
25:17
Like,
25:17
you can put it on stuff to make,
25:20
like...
25:22
French toast.
25:23
You can make cereal milk.
25:25
Or you can make cereal milk, I guess,
25:27
if you wanted to.
25:30
Jeffrey uses it for French toast,
25:32
but it's basically the stuff that they put
25:34
on Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
25:35
but it's in a container like you would
25:37
have salt or pepper or whatever,
25:38
Kinder's seasoning or whatever you got on
25:40
there.
25:41
That stuff's amazing.
25:44
Apple Jacks, yes,
25:45
one of my favorite all-time cereals.
25:47
And I always forget about it.
25:50
Frosted shredded wheat, those are good.
25:54
It has to be the frosted dough because
25:55
if you get regular shredded wheat again,
25:57
that's for sociopaths.
26:00
You're basically getting straw from the
26:02
barn.
26:03
You just soon go outside and just get
26:05
you some grass, let it dry out,
26:07
weave it together,
26:08
and then go ahead and eat that.
26:10
It's the same thing.
26:14
um and but but when you eat the
26:16
frosted shredded wheat you've got to put
26:18
frosting side down so the frosting hits
26:21
the tongue yeah because you're not a
26:23
psycho right and then the saliva builds up
26:27
from that frosting and then the rest of
26:29
it's smooth yes uh cookie crisp that's
26:33
just eating cookies that's just eating
26:34
cookies that's just eating cookies
26:38
Having said that,
26:39
I understand why John is like he is
26:41
because Danny's like, cookie crisp.
26:44
And John's like, hell yeah, cookie crisp.
26:46
John's punching the air right now.
26:47
Pour some Ovaltine over that.
26:50
Absolutely.
26:51
Absolutely.
26:53
Uh, cinnamon checks, any of the,
26:55
the peanut butter checks,
26:57
peanut butter chocolate checks.
26:59
So, um, Vicki,
27:01
Vicki threw this one as that Oreo milk
27:02
is better than cereal milk.
27:03
So my wife,
27:06
because you can get gluten-free Oreos
27:09
because she's,
27:09
she's gluten-free because it will,
27:11
it will tear her stomach up.
27:12
She will take probably three,
27:15
crush them up and put milk in them
27:17
and eat it with a spoon.
27:19
Like that's her,
27:20
that's her nighttime snack sometimes.
27:22
Yeah.
27:22
All right.
27:23
Jay Birch came in with Cheerios and now
27:26
granola.
27:27
Are you wearing Birkenstocks?
27:33
Like, seriously, dude.
27:36
Pop Tarts without frosting?
27:38
No.
27:41
No.
27:42
Who does that?
27:44
Again, sociopaths.
27:48
I don't want the best part of my
27:50
life.
27:51
In my opinion,
27:52
Captain Crunch will F you up.
27:54
Yeah, it will.
27:57
It absolutely will.
27:59
Regular Sharia people hang out with plain
28:01
Sharia people.
28:03
Yes.
28:04
That's probably a club of some sort we
28:06
don't even know about.
28:07
Yeah, they meet in the woods.
28:09
They create manifestos.
28:11
Absolutely.
28:12
Absolutely.
28:13
They all got that, uh, page boy haircut,
28:15
like with bangs and like his tops right
28:17
here.
28:17
And it looks like, uh,
28:18
Lord four quad from Shrek.
28:24
Absolutely.
28:24
Dude.
28:25
Absolutely.
28:26
I just, I just pictured Jay Birch's Lord.
28:29
Oh,
28:29
you can buy lucky charms marshmallows in a
28:40
bag now.
28:41
Yeah.
28:42
Are they really marshmallows?
28:44
Because marshmallows are soft.
28:46
Generally speaking.
28:46
Those things ain't soft.
28:48
Well,
28:48
they got to be able to stand up
28:49
to the milk.
28:49
So they coat them in whatever
28:51
non-nutritive cereal varnish.
28:57
If you don't know what that is, folks,
28:58
you need to go find out.
28:59
Just Google non-nutritive cereal varnish
29:02
and I guarantee you your day will be
29:04
improved.
29:06
It makes sleds go faster.
29:08
It makes sleds go really fast.
29:13
uh frosted flakes are great you just have
29:17
nine seconds to eat them before nine one
29:20
thousandths of a second to eat them before
29:22
they get soggy that is true a statement
29:25
as there's ever been made frosted flakes
29:27
go limp before the cereal before the milk
29:29
actually hits them it's like an
29:31
anticipation
29:32
you need like a milk dropper so like
29:34
you take a spoon drop a little bit
29:36
of milk real quick you'd be better off
29:39
just getting a like a handful of dry
29:43
frosted flakes putting that in your mouth
29:45
and then drinking the milk to be able
29:47
to wash it down jay birch now coming
29:50
in with graham crackers and milk are you
29:52
now my ninety four year old grandmother uh
29:55
i like graham crackers that is fantastic
30:02
The Muffin Man?
30:05
Do you know The Muffin Man?
30:08
Who lives on Drury Lane?
30:12
I haven't seen Shrek in probably five
30:14
years and I still know I could probably
30:16
recite it word for word.
30:19
Oh, good night.
30:21
Birch,
30:21
your contribution has been granola and
30:23
graham crackers.
30:24
Don't forget the plain Cheerios.
30:26
And the plain Cheerios for some reason
30:28
that nobody wants.
30:32
Oh, gosh.
30:33
Yeah.
30:34
Yeah.
30:34
We don't need to get into Oreo Gate
30:36
twenty twenty six.
30:37
I read all of them now, Meg.
30:39
So you caught it.
30:39
So you're caught up.
30:40
Oh, I'm caught up in that.
30:42
Tell me that woman is not insane.
30:44
That person is hanging out with Lord
30:46
Farquhar in the woods.
30:48
Yes.
30:48
In the militia team.
30:49
Yes.
30:50
Good night, dude.
30:53
No, thank you.
30:55
grand papa birch lifts and burks i hear
31:00
it improves your deadlift by fifteen
31:01
pounds well i mean he does do a
31:04
lot of power lifting stuff so that kind
31:05
of tracks like you want to be barefoot
31:07
most of the time you're doing that that's
31:12
messed up kind of gas mileage you're
31:14
getting that super oh good like in the
31:18
thirties somewhere in that area
31:23
Oh, please,
31:24
please don't tell me that's a real cereal.
31:26
Mini Circus Peanuts?
31:29
There are two things that never should
31:30
have existed, or I say two,
31:32
at least two candies that never should
31:34
have existed.
31:35
Circus Peanuts is both of them.
31:38
No, no, no, no.
31:39
Candy Corn.
31:41
Look,
31:41
you can put Candy Corn in there because
31:43
they taste like neither candy nor corn.
31:47
It's basically just a triangle,
31:49
a multicolored triangle of wax.
31:52
Nobody wants that.
31:55
Like I'm old enough when they sold wax
31:57
lips.
31:58
Yep.
31:59
At the candy store.
32:00
That ain't candy.
32:01
No, it's literally wax lips.
32:02
You can just walk around looking
32:04
ridiculous for two hours until it melts or
32:06
falls.
32:06
You might as well gnaw on a candle.
32:08
Yeah, no, it's exactly.
32:10
It has probably a candle.
32:11
Nowadays, a candle would have more flavor.
32:16
Not Gwyneth Paltrow's candle.
32:20
I can't even keep up with all this
32:21
shit now.
32:24
Candy corn.
32:24
And I'm going to get some slack.
32:26
I'm going to get some some flack with
32:28
it.
32:28
So circus peanuts.
32:29
Absolutely terrible.
32:31
The horrible candy corn.
32:33
No, thank you.
32:34
And Halloween's coming.
32:35
Don't buy that shit.
32:36
Whatever else y'all doing.
32:38
And my third one,
32:39
I know I'm going to get hate for
32:40
this, but I'm going to say it anyway.
32:42
Peeps are absolutely disgusting.
32:47
So mama is addicted to peeps.
32:50
Well, I love you mama swiper, but no.
32:53
And, but she likes them.
32:56
If you crack open the cellophane and let
32:59
them dry out for about a year,
33:07
that is,
33:07
that is her height of peeped them right
33:09
there.
33:14
Oh, it's a sugar coated marshmallow.
33:19
And my mom, this is a funny thing.
33:22
My mom will say, I hate marshmallows.
33:25
And she goes, I don't like sweets.
33:27
But you'll like us,
33:28
but you love a sweet marshmallow.
33:33
But give me a marshmallow coated in sugar.
33:35
Can we do that?
33:36
Yeah, I'll definitely eat that.
33:39
That's like saying that's whenever they...
33:42
They take a movie and they break it
33:43
up into a series and be like,
33:46
you want to watch this movie that's five
33:48
and a half hours long?
33:49
He's like, no.
33:49
He's like,
33:50
how about we do it in six episodes?
33:51
He's like, you son of a bitch,
33:52
I'm in.
33:56
Where's Ramirez?
33:58
Oh, shit.
33:59
Candy corn is one of the only candy
34:00
I'll eat.
34:01
After Halloween,
34:01
you can get two hundred and fifty pounds
34:03
for ninety nine cents.
34:06
It's not candy.
34:08
It's not the flavor.
34:09
It's it's the deal he's getting.
34:12
And yeah, that's probably what it is.
34:14
It's more like, oh, I mean,
34:15
I get a lot of pounds of this
34:16
shit and just call it good.
34:19
Uh, Vicki says,
34:20
send me all the candy corn.
34:21
DM me for my address.
34:24
You can have them, dude.
34:26
You can absolutely have them.
34:28
So here's the thing my mom wants.
34:29
Cause my mom can't leave peeps alone for
34:31
a year to, to,
34:33
to curate it in the way she wants
34:36
to get it cured.
34:38
So she wants other people to buy the
34:41
peep,
34:42
crack the cellophane and not give it to
34:44
her for a year.
34:47
moments right so i got you some peeps
34:48
cool i will see you next january that's
34:57
a pause right there meg yep i open
35:01
my peeps and leave it on the leave
35:03
it open on the fridge and let it
35:05
get hard then eat it pause
35:12
don't here's the thing so you people use
35:14
psychos who like candy corn what's it
35:16
supposed to taste like if you can tell
35:19
me what it's supposed to taste like maybe
35:22
we can have a discussion but no i
35:26
prepared cured meats makes his mama
35:29
switzer and i seem like we would get
35:30
along great no because you'd be fighting
35:32
over the dried up peeps yeah knock down
35:36
drag out brawl
35:38
Absolutely insane.
35:40
Candy corn is supposed to taste like wax
35:41
and sugar.
35:43
They nailed it then.
35:44
They got the wax part down for damn
35:46
sure.
35:46
You have to eat three colors separately.
35:53
Yeah, that's probably true.
35:58
I can't even eat the three colors.
35:59
I can't get past one.
36:08
There was something in here.
36:09
Amanda.
36:10
Oh, sorry.
36:11
No, that's good.
36:12
Go with it.
36:13
I don't like peanuts and I don't like
36:14
M&M's, but I like peanut M&M's.
36:18
So I am not a fan of regular
36:20
M&M's.
36:22
Never really have been,
36:24
and I will eat peanuts just by themselves,
36:28
but I will tear up some peanut M&Ms.
36:31
So I understand that one.
36:33
Not a fan of the regular M&M,
36:34
but man, I could house the peanut M&Ms.
36:38
And if you've never had the peanut butter
36:40
M&Ms, those are outstanding as well.
36:50
Nice hoodie, Scott.
36:51
Yeah,
36:51
this is the one I got at Rogue
36:52
Invitational.
36:53
Twenty twenty three.
36:57
Maybe.
36:58
Twenty twenty two.
36:59
Something like that.
37:00
I don't know.
37:00
Haven't been able to wear it for a
37:01
couple of years.
37:02
Just saying.
37:03
Turns out your plan is working.
37:13
Corey, where can you.
37:14
Why is Jay Bird trying to get serious,
37:15
man?
37:16
Right.
37:17
You're trying to get funny.
37:18
He's trying to get serious.
37:20
I'm just in the middle like a ping
37:21
pong ball.
37:22
It's fine.
37:24
You can go to, believe it or not,
37:26
imamco.com or just go to the Instagram
37:31
page either probably not on Brandon's,
37:34
probably the imamco Instagram page.
37:36
There should be a link up in the
37:37
I don't want to say link in the
37:41
description,
37:41
but there should be a link on the
37:45
whatever that page is,
37:46
whatever that part of the page is where
37:48
the links are.
37:50
know how to say it you're gonna have
37:52
to get uh you're probably gonna have to
37:54
get uh download the uh train heroic app
37:58
which is the one that we use to
37:59
be able to log all your calories um
38:03
in summation cory said go to the websitey
38:05
thing and hit the linky thing hit the
38:07
button yeah here's the thing dude yes link
38:10
tree thank you jeffrey birchfield um oh
38:13
god yeah oh the heart's
38:21
do like a bit of honey if i
38:22
can get it out of the paper you
38:24
can't and i and you burn like six
38:26
thousand calories trying to get the bit of
38:28
honey out of the paper pull it on
38:31
it and yanking on it you're trying to
38:33
undo it here's the thing people are like
38:35
so birch is not the first person that
38:36
asked that has asked me about that and
38:38
my problem is is that
38:41
been with it so long like it just
38:43
showed up on my app like i mean
38:46
obviously we talked about it or whatnot
38:47
but like brandon was just like hey we're
38:49
doing this uh challenge in our little text
38:51
group that we have like all right cool
38:53
um this is where this is where this
38:55
is where this is where this all right
38:56
cool um you know however many you get
39:00
drawings to be able to win a c-two
39:03
erg of your point of your choice uh
39:06
terry says that peanut butter m m's are
39:08
crack
39:10
And then I agree with Amanda.
39:11
How is that not a Reese's Pieces?
39:13
Because it's more chocolate.
39:15
Reese's Pieces is just peanut butter with
39:17
a candy coating.
39:18
I've done the research.
39:20
Trust me.
39:21
This is an actual M&M where it would
39:24
be a peanut M&M with a peanut on
39:25
the inside.
39:26
They take that peanut and make it into
39:27
peanut butter.
39:29
And it's different.
39:32
Those hearts are made out of drywall.
39:34
Those hearts are made out of not even
39:36
drywall.
39:37
I think it's more like just rock.
39:42
Being completely honest here.
39:44
They just write people's names on them.
39:51
There was something else I had and it's
39:53
gone.
39:53
Damn it.
39:54
It happens.
39:56
Werther's Originals.
39:59
Yeah,
40:00
I don't know if I've ever had a
40:01
Werther's Original without the purse lint
40:04
from my mom's church purse.
40:10
I like Werther's Original because it's
40:12
basically toffee,
40:14
just kind of hard toffee.
40:17
Was it the Skor bar, S-K-O-R,
40:20
chocolate and toffee on the inside?
40:23
I used to tear those up big time.
40:27
they mean they had were there's chewable
40:30
have you ever had those no that sounds
40:34
interesting i don't know if they still do
40:35
or not but they were really good i
40:39
mean i wouldn't be mad and they every
40:41
make everything chew chewable now or chewy
40:43
or gummy or or whatnot because we're
40:45
getting old and our teeth can't handle the
40:47
the hard candy anymore jolly ranchers
40:51
should never be gummy
40:54
true true that and that makes you can
40:57
you can buy gummy jolly ranchers and i
40:59
would argue that jolly ranchers are a top
41:04
five candy of all time um there's a
41:06
reason that c-four has like nine different
41:09
flavors of jolly rancher yeah and it's not
41:13
that's not by accident uh sema apparently
41:18
likes hard tech
41:21
I like old people candy.
41:23
She's probably got some saltwater taffy in
41:24
her purse somewhere.
41:31
She has the butterscotch discs.
41:33
Yes, absolutely.
41:37
A bunch of just regular old peppermints
41:39
just lying down in the bottom of it.
41:44
When my wife hit fifty,
41:48
I bought her a whole bunch of butterscotch
41:50
discs to put in her purse.
41:52
That's fantastic.
41:57
That's fantastic.
41:59
If you want to do something... Oh,
42:01
this candy used to be at my
42:02
great-grandma's house.
42:03
Yeah,
42:04
the little thing that looked like a
42:05
strawberry.
42:06
Like it was red and it was supposed
42:08
to be strawberry.
42:08
You know what I'm talking about?
42:09
As soon as I said it, right?
42:10
I do.
42:11
It got like this.
42:12
It was green on one end and looked
42:14
like my grandparents.
42:15
I don't know where they came from because
42:17
I've never seen them for sale anywhere.
42:20
They just showed up at my grandparents'
42:22
house.
42:24
I was like, oh, okay, here we go.
42:27
Yeah, it's a struggle.
42:28
Seema says she does.
42:29
And I do need to address something with
42:30
Seema.
42:31
I saw her on my Instagram this morning,
42:34
a picture of her fishing.
42:36
And one, Seema, you look phenomenal.
42:39
The work you have put in has totally
42:41
paid off.
42:42
You are killing it.
42:44
Good job.
42:45
Why you would take a picture of yourself
42:47
with a fish that size,
42:49
I don't know if that qualifies as a
42:54
trophy catch.
42:57
I know exactly what picture you're talking
42:58
about.
43:00
I mean, I think it's that big.
43:02
Yeah, roughly.
43:03
It looked like something you got out of
43:05
a pet store.
43:06
I have caught bluegill bigger than that.
43:09
It looked like, it looked like bait.
43:14
Like, did you catch bait?
43:15
Yeah.
43:15
So for future reference,
43:17
even with something that small,
43:18
you had to hold it like right up
43:21
against camera.
43:21
Yeah.
43:23
That way the perspective looks like, man,
43:25
that thing looks ginormous.
43:27
It's not.
43:30
Oh, she took a pick pick with plankton.
43:33
Good old plankton.
43:37
hey i caught four fish and they were
43:39
all that small it was my first time
43:42
absolutely my daughter wants to get into
43:45
fly fishing because she's in montana and
43:47
that's what everybody does
43:51
Fly fishing looks way too complicated for
43:53
me.
43:53
Every time I see people out there doing
43:55
it,
43:55
like standing there in the waders and part
43:58
of it in your hand.
43:59
I grew up where fishing was a relaxing
44:02
activity.
44:02
Exactly.
44:04
Fly fishing looks like a whole lot of
44:06
work.
44:07
It does.
44:07
I would much rather do this.
44:10
Cast it out.
44:11
Let it drop.
44:12
Sink.
44:13
Really back in.
44:15
Really back in.
44:17
Get a bite.
44:18
Cool.
44:18
If not, cool.
44:20
Do it again.
44:21
That's relaxing.
44:22
Fly fishing looks like they're out there
44:26
the entire time working on it.
44:27
He was like, no, there ain't no way.
44:29
Vicki says,
44:30
I grew up where fishing was an excuse
44:31
to get drunk.
44:32
So it's both things, Vicki.
44:34
That's why it's relaxing.
44:36
It's the alcohol.
44:37
It's not just standing out there in the
44:39
woods.
44:39
That's why I played softball.
44:42
That's another reason.
44:44
You have never seen somebody turn a six,
44:46
four,
44:46
three double play faster than a guy
44:48
playing shortstop where the ball is
44:50
rolling towards his beer that is parked
44:52
next to him out there on the baseline.
44:57
Meg knows people.
44:58
Trust me, I know Meg.
44:59
You know a lot of people.
45:07
Anyway, well,
45:09
for not having anything on the agenda,
45:11
we've gone forty-five minutes.
45:13
on.
45:14
What y'all talk about cereal, candy,
45:17
and candy,
45:19
and all the all the fitness stuff.
45:21
Yeah, exactly.
45:29
Can't say cereal candy,
45:31
and we lightly touched on fly fishing
45:33
towards the end.
45:37
And rom coms.
45:38
Don't forget the rom coms.
45:40
Oh, and rom-coms.
45:41
We actually started off with the movie
45:43
talk because you fell asleep to a rom-com.
45:45
And I was like, well, yeah,
45:46
of course you fell asleep to a rom-com.
45:48
I would too,
45:48
even if I wasn't trying to.
45:50
Look at my man, Ken Walters,
45:52
coming in with the rom-coms.
45:55
I'm very late in catching up, but Scott,
45:56
no notebook beaches, sleepless in Seattle,
45:59
overboard, just asking for a friend,
46:01
or you could just turn on the Hallmark
46:03
channel.
46:04
One,
46:05
the production value of a Hallmark movie
46:07
does not match the rom-coms that I watch.
46:10
If you want,
46:11
I'm going to tell you this though,
46:13
the Hallmark channel,
46:13
if you want free entertainment,
46:15
you cannot beat,
46:17
if you want to see Lacey Chabert,
46:20
All day, every day.
46:22
Just turn on.
46:24
She lets me call her Lacey Chabert,
46:26
but you know.
46:30
You just got to turn on the Hallmark
46:31
Channel because she is in like ninety
46:33
seven percent of their movies.
46:35
As you would say,
46:37
I've been knowing her since she was in
46:39
Party of Five.
46:40
Exactly.
46:41
Exactly.
46:42
She was from Party of Five to Party
46:45
on the Hallmark Channel.
46:48
I have been known to watch a Hallmark
46:50
movie or two.
46:51
So usually right around Christmas,
46:57
we will watch at least one or two
46:59
of their ridiculous Christmas movies.
47:03
And just to laugh at it because like
47:04
of how insane the entire thing is because
47:06
they're all the same thing.
47:08
Right.
47:09
It's either the dude moves away and then
47:11
comes back and then now he stays in
47:12
the town forever and to hell with his
47:14
big corporate job where he was making
47:16
eight million dollars a year.
47:17
I'm just going to sit here and sell
47:18
apples on the side of the road for
47:19
now forever.
47:23
Whatever that comes down to.
47:24
Or it's the opposite thing with the woman.
47:26
She's a big corporate attorney.
47:28
She comes down and she falls in love
47:30
with the guy she went to high school
47:31
with who's the maintenance man.
47:32
Stop.
47:32
Listen,
47:36
what the Hallmark gives you is comfort.
47:38
You know there's no major twist to the
47:42
story.
47:42
There's no anything like that.
47:45
But I do catch the ones where the
47:46
Party of Five crew somehow get back
47:48
together to do a Hallmark movie.
47:52
get a little scott wolf get a little
47:55
um jennifer love hewitt party party the
48:00
party of five christmas reunion thirty
48:04
years don't trust me there's one in
48:05
scotland they did went to scotland and did
48:08
one and it was all in scott and
48:11
yep not all of them but a couple
48:13
of them
48:14
Well, I mean,
48:14
Jennifer Love Hewitt is busy either being
48:17
a psychic detective,
48:20
whatever she was doing on that last one,
48:23
or a nine one one operator or in
48:27
space.
48:32
My wife's all excited because there's a
48:34
new season fixing the start of nine one
48:36
one pick a city I don't even know
48:38
which one it was and she was like
48:39
it's like that's coming back and I was
48:41
like good let me know when it is
48:42
so I can get my Earbuds in and
48:45
pay no attention to it once a nine
48:47
one one bottle I'm waiting dude the
48:51
closest they've come so far as Nashville,
48:52
but I'm surprised they have like it.
48:55
They're not gonna go to do Baton Rouge
48:56
Oh,
48:56
they'll do New Orleans
48:59
I was being facetious.
49:00
No, but I'm not.
49:03
The fact that they have not done like
49:05
this,
49:05
the furthest south that they've come has
49:07
been Nashville.
49:08
So it's like Nashville.
49:09
Well, I mean,
49:10
Texas is further south than Nashville.
49:13
Vegas.
49:14
There's one in Texas?
49:15
Yeah.
49:18
Lone Star.
49:19
There you go.
49:19
Did not know that.
49:21
Did not know that.
49:22
Yeah.
49:23
The world famous Rob Lowe.
49:26
Oh, my word.
49:28
And the first season,
49:29
it was Rob Lowe and Steven Tyler's
49:34
daughter.
49:35
Liv Tyler?
49:36
Liv Tyler, yes.
49:39
I only tuned in for Liv Tyler,
49:42
I'm telling you.
49:44
And they didn't give her much of a
49:45
part.
49:47
Because she's Liv Tyler.
49:50
She's probably doing that as a favorite of
49:51
somebody.
49:52
Dude,
49:53
the crazy video was on loop in my
49:55
college dorm.
49:57
I would imagine so.
49:59
Alicia Silverstone, Liv Tyler,
50:02
and Aerosmith music.
50:03
And Aerosmith music just playing in the
50:05
background.
50:06
You can't really ask for much more than
50:07
that, to be honest with you.
50:08
I just watched, talking about Liv Tyler,
50:09
I just watched Armageddon for the
50:13
thirty-seventh time like last week.
50:18
Megan watches Murder Mysteries while
50:20
eating plain Cheerios.
50:23
Plain Cheerios and unfrosted wheat.
50:28
That should be the name.
50:30
Not shredded wheat, but unfrosted wheat.
50:32
That's just so you know what you're
50:34
getting into.
50:36
screw metamucil eat unfrosted wheats you
50:41
need fiber that bad just get you something
50:43
like do something else something that
50:45
actually tastes like something jesus
50:46
christ you'll get uh so you get mattress
50:50
bedding from like a nineteen uh nineteen
50:53
hundred era freaking colonial house like
50:56
you don't need that nobody needs that
50:58
mattress bed
51:03
Oh, gosh.
51:05
If you're down here,
51:06
I'm talking about that.
51:08
If you're ever down here anywhere around
51:10
my area and you go do a plantation
51:13
house tour,
51:15
that's what they'd stuff the mattresses
51:16
with is basically that kind of shit.
51:20
dry great notes.
51:23
You better have a real good dental plan.
51:25
If that's all that is,
51:27
is rocks as small tiny rocks.
51:31
Yeah,
51:31
you can't nobody can ever tell me any
51:33
different.
51:33
Those are small rocks.
51:35
Many like we're gonna make great notes in
51:37
the flakes like no, you're not.
51:39
No, you're not.
51:40
You didn't make those great notes in the
51:41
flakes.
51:42
You made flakes.
51:44
but you didn't make great nuts into
51:45
flakes.
51:45
That didn't happen.
51:46
That's not, you can't,
51:48
maybe if you brought them through
51:49
industrial, uh, industrial roller,
51:51
maybe you, maybe, uh,
51:55
PSA Clydesdale does not encourage public
51:57
merit arguments over serial or murder
51:59
mysteries.
52:00
I don't think they're arguing so much.
52:01
I think so much as Maggie's telling him
52:03
to shut the F up.
52:04
I'm not giving out all her secrets.
52:06
I'm just waiting for the murder mystery
52:09
about the fight over serial.
52:11
And, uh,
52:13
I fully believe Megan is watching that
52:15
just in case she ever desires and needs
52:16
to get rid of Joseph.
52:17
So she, that way she's got all the,
52:20
you know, her,
52:20
all her lines kind of figured out.
52:23
All right,
52:23
we're going to head out of here.
52:24
I've got to get back to work.
52:25
But we've mentioned Thirdsy off the top.
52:28
It didn't work for me last night only
52:30
because I was sicker than a dog.
52:32
But I'm going to take it again tonight
52:33
because I need a good night's sleep after
52:36
all of this.
52:37
And you should, too,
52:38
with fifteen percent off.
52:40
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52:43
And there may be a new flavor coming.
52:47
Dun, dun, dun.
52:51
Just saying.
52:53
I hope it's not grape nuts flavored.
52:55
It looks fun.
52:56
It is not grape nuts flavored.
52:58
I'll let you know in a couple days.
53:02
Or unfrosted wheat.
53:05
And t-shirts are still on sale.
53:07
Got plenty in stock.
53:09
All sizes still available.
53:12
If Vicky can pop it up right at
53:14
the end of the show,
53:15
I may have not given her enough notice.
53:23
There it is.
53:24
There it is.
53:24
Venmo, Cash App, right there.
53:26
Just put your name, address,
53:28
size in the memo,
53:29
and I'll get it out to you ASAP.
53:32
I'm going to leave you with this joke.
53:34
Did you hear about the guy who dipped
53:36
his balls in glitter?
53:40
I have,
53:41
but please remind me because I don't think
53:43
everybody else has.
53:45
It was pretty nuts.
53:46
It was pretty nuts.
53:48
And if you have not seen the MTV
53:50
Music Awards...
53:52
the disco ball balls yes old girl was
53:57
dangling from the disco ball balls what i
54:03
thought that they had done everything that
54:05
was possible in the mtv music awards i
54:09
did not have that was on my bingo
54:13
card no not at all especially not with
54:17
like she was sitting on them
54:19
And like, Lord,
54:20
I imagine they lowered her down, right?
54:23
That's sure.
54:25
Yeah.
54:26
With that, send us out, Vicky.
54:27
You wouldn't wait to get to the editing
54:29
room to jazz me up.
54:31
I'm already jazzy.
54:43
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
54:44
saddle.
54:45
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
54:46
saddle.
54:47
Talking to reps,
54:48
real life strength in the battle.
54:51
From the gym to the screen, yeah,
54:53
we cover it all.
54:56
Midday motivation every time you press
54:58
call.
55:00
Lunch with the Clydesdale Cowboy in the
55:02
heat.
55:02
CrossFit, movies, music on repeat.
55:05
Half hour hustle, yeah, we build a nap.