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Politicians caught doing blow By Brett Keane · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  Floating past the stars tonight. My suit keeps me alive to that.
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  But I can't feel your touch out here in this endless dark
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  design. Rails crack when static now
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  sending signals home through 1,000,000 miles of space.
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  I'm drifting here alone. The Earth looks slow from here,
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  but my love rose strongly. Running low on oxygen.
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  Time keeps moving slow. Your picture in my helmet visor
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  helps me say hello. I remember Sunday mornings
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  coffee getting cold. Now I give up everything just to
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  hold you close. The earth looks warm from here,
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  but my life grows stronger crossing constellations.
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  Roaming far from love, roam from you, sending transmissions.
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  Please let my signal breakthrough just static and
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  silence and memories of you. The stars keep on burning while
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  I'm drift through. Mission Control is fading out,
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  But I won't lose my way 'cause your love is like a beacon
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  guiding these days. I swear I'll find a way back
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  home through this endless night. Keep the porch light burning,
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  love till I'm back. Insight The earth looks small
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  from here, but my love stronger here, grows small, grows
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  stronger. Well hello ladies and gentlemen,
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  my name is Brett Keene and you are watching and listening to
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  GOD TV Radio. I hope you're all having a
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  wonderful day. Turns out our politicians are
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  using your tax money in order to buy blow and prostitutes.
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  Apparently Starmer and these other two Jack offs.
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  They ended up doing some coke here at the table as well as
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  while they were on their visit with Lezinsky from the Ukraine,
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  which most people already know. He's a a junkie, a drug addict.
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  And before he became leader of this country in order to receive
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  billions of dollars from America, he was basically a
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  well, I don't want to use the word because it'll get hit by
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  hate speech, even though it's absolutely true.
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  But he basically, I guess the nice way to put it, as gay porn.
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  All right, And besides doing coke blow, as some would call
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  it, we've had politicians in America who've been caught
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  having butt sex right in our Capitol building and Congress
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  has been caught repeatedly. It has been found out recently
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  that the one that was actually responsible for the cocaine that
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  was found in the White House, it wasn't Joe Bidens kid, even
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  though he was easy to blame because he's such a loser.
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  It was Kamala Harris cocaine apparently people have come out
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  and they admitted it. She was a cokehead, which would
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  explain why she couldn't concentrate and she was
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  constantly balls off the wall and saying every time she tried
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  to have a conversation and required all the Democrat
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  advocates that worked for the news who claimed to be
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  journalist had to edit her videos in order to make her
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  sound somewhat coherent. That's what you get when you try
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  to have conversations with an alcoholic who also likes to hit
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  the cocaine and smoke the crack pipe.
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  It's how it rolls. Wouldn't that been wonderful,
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  having that as president of the United States?
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  We had a guy who was in a coma for five years and has oatmeal
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  for brains belong in the nursing home, getting jello from big hip
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  to redhead nurses. But no, we almost got Kamala
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  Harris. Our world would have been
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  destroyed by now had that been the case.
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  Had it not been for overwhelming votes of Americans and all that,
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  they would have cheated their way.
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  In fact, they already discovered just recently that over 400
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  million votes have been recovered that were meant for
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  Trump, that somehow went over to Joe Biden and over a hundreds of
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  thousands of votes that were stolen from Trump and given over
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  to Kamala Harris. But he still managed to win
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  because the entire United States of America versus the machine
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  somehow managed to win. Oh, boy.
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  Maybe it was the help of Jesus because it was a miracle, ladies
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  and gentlemen. So some people are going to say,
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  why do you think that they were doing coke?
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  Well, if you look on the table right there, you're going to see
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  a little package. Now being that I've got good
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  camera and editing and zoom abilities, we can go right up,
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  aren't it? And so is other people.
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  Our next social media. That right there, ladies and
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  gentlemen, we've seen that in St.
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  Louis, MO. That's that's blow.
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  I'm not a junkie or a drug addict.
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  I have no interest whatsoever in fucking my life up and taking
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  drugs that cause your brain to explode and heart and your Dick
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  shrink. But there it is, right there.
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  Yeah, that is Coke. And if you watch the video,
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  you're going to see that they forgot because they're so
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  fucking high and burnt out like idiots that they accidentally
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  left it on the table whenever the journalist came in and it
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  was filmed. The French ambassador or leader,
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  whatever the fuck his name is, nobody really gives a shit about
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  him, but he reached out and he grabbed it and snuck it into his
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  pocket and shut and hit it real fast.
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  But we already got to there, Sir.
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  We already got it figured out. There's some losers out there
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  who are actually claiming, Oh no, that's not cocaine.
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  The French and the fucking Europeans like to drink tea and
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  all that, so they carry their own little bag of sugar around.
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  Yeah, my ass hurts. Fuck out of here with that
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  nonsense. That's fucking cocaine, ladies
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  and gentlemen. You don't have to be fucking
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  Bill Nye the science guy to figure that shit out.
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  It's right there in front of your face.
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  Fucking tea. Are you kidding me?
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  Yeah, right. What do you call brown shit with
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  coke in it? Coke, you fucking dummies.
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  All right, so yeah, I've been trying to stay away from
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  politics, ladies and gentlemen, because it gives me the sudden
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  urge to go out in the fucking highway and lay down and allow
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  every vehicle within a 200 mile radius to run me the fuck over
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  and back up. Just to make sure it's given me
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  the urge to go into my coat closet and fucking hang myself.
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  That's how annoying it is for me to watch politics and news.
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  I know what some people are going to say, but Brad Trump's
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  been doing so good. Eggs are low.
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  He's talking about bringing medication down.
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  All these fucking tariffs are making Democrats piss their
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  pants and we're supposedly bringing billions of fucking
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  dollars. We ain't doing shit.
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  I ain't getting no billion dollars and I haven't seen yet
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  as I went up to Walgreens to get some medicine and shit.
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  I don't see any real change where people are going to be
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  like, well, the executive order has not been done just yet, OK,
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  And the gasoline, So what? I still can't afford to fix the
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  fucking vehicle, you know, it's still got a lot of shit going
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  on. I thought that we were going to
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  see minimum wage go up. I thought we were going to see
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  all these different things that help people.
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  There are still veterans out in the street while deportees are
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  sitting up in motels and sitting enjoying the fucking lime life.
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  So no. And there's still 300,000
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  children that are still missing but that has been conveniently
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  forgotten. You do realize that every
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  fucking 5 minutes that these children are with kidnappers and
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  sexual abusers? The chances of them getting
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  raped a million times over and then put in a a hole out in the
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  middle of the by our border is pretty much 100% probable.
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  So yeah, it sickens me. I'm tired of this shit, I am.
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  Well with that being said, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going
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  to go work on some more platinum albums and work with some
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  musicians today, but I just need to get that off of my fucking
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  chest and I hope you all have a wonderful day.
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  God bless.