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- speaker-1: I only see it in the bottom right corner, but it looks dope. speaker-0: Yeah, I spent some time in here with all my time off fucking around with setting it up speaker-1: I have to it. Have been doing AI stuff? speaker-0: No, this is all just me fucking around with the stock imaging that's on here just like hey Let's let's dress it up a tad. You know, we're on a new software. ⁓ We're also on YouTube This the all these get posted to YouTube so you could watch it there. You can watch it on I heart radio You can listen to it on Apple podcasts and then we're still on Spotify. So on four new platforms now speaker-1: What plug. What a plug. speaker-0: Make sure to check out our Instagram page and find anything conspiracy theory related. Send it to us. We'll talk about it. ⁓ Make sure to hit the like and subscribe button. There, I did it. I hate saying that shit. speaker-1: Hey, all in one breath to him. I'm proud of you. Right? speaker-0: GASP Yeah, I haven't made any headway on figuring out lures. ⁓ I have not gotten anywhere with that. speaker-1: Go ahead, I didn't think you would to be honest with you. speaker-0: Yeah, not a lot of people believed in me. That's okay. I didn't really believe in myself in that one. speaker-1: It sounds like a good idea. I get it. The smaller was a fly fishing lure, but for the reel. speaker-0: And since I've been talking about it, right, I've gotten all this fly fishing bullshit in my feeds now. And it's funny because as a bass fisher, the bass fishing community, I have no ill will against fly fishermen, right? I don't care. Fish is fish, right? But the bass fishing community and the fly fishing community are like the sharks and the jets, you know? Like the cubs in the socks. speaker-1: because they're always listening. speaker-0: They're playing in the same ballpark, but they don't like each other. speaker-1: Well, I mean, I just, I don't like any fishermen near me, no matter what they're doing, to be honest with you. speaker-0: I don't either. ⁓ there's a great bunch of YouTube videos that you can watch about ⁓ Karen's harassing Fisher. They're so funny. They're so funny. You know that it's illegal to do that? speaker-1: What? speaker-0: Uh, fishmen harassment. It's a real thing. You can, you can, you can actually get fined and sometimes arrested for harassing fishermen. So like those videos of people coming up and saying like, Hey, you're hurting the fish. That is harassment. speaker-1: Yeah. I wish I was at the Congress meeting when that was getting voted on. We're like the first guy to bring that up. Right. the Senator. Just like this fucking lady won't leave me alone. No one owns the water. speaker-0: There are people speaker-1: She doesn't fucking get it! speaker-0: It's always really funny because like it is a sticky spot, right? Like technically on the property, you have an easement onto the river, right? But that just allows you to go on the river. If you're on a navigable waterway, you can fish as long as you're in the water. speaker-1: No it's not. Exactly. This one guy just goes, I can cast wherever the fuck I want. Right. He was just waiting to say it. These fucking pit vipers. That means I can fish where I want. speaker-0: No. I can do what I want. Yeah. We're like, You see this handlebar mustache? My bald eagle friends are gonna come scoop your eyes out. Keep it fucking with me. speaker-1: Okay. I stopped drinking two hours ago so I could drive this boat just to do this. speaker-0: but I was drinking for 16 hours before that. They don't need to know. Yeah, those videos are always so funny. There was a crazy one that I saw though of like, both guys were both in the right and the wrong. So they were duck hunters and a fisherman, right? And they were both in boats and one was like, shored up, know, hunting ducks. It was the most redneck bullshit I've ever seen. They took a pontoon boat. speaker-1: They don't know that. speaker-0: and they turned it into a duck hunting blind. like it drove away at the end of the video. was like, this. Well, they were like on the bank. They like put the boat as close as they could to the bank, right? So they were hunting out of the boat, which you can do. yeah, so, and then the bass fisherman was going by and they were both saying like, speaker-1: What, they were on the water? That is illegal. speaker-0: you're not supposed to be here. And they were both right, you know, because like they were both breaking etiquette. The fisherman was obviously in front of duck hunters who have guns, right? But then the duck hunters shouldn't have been like pointing or shooting over the head of a guy who was fishing, right? So they were both right. speaker-1: They shot? They were shooting? speaker-0: Yeah, they were shooting. Well, I don't know what I didn't know how far away the guys were from the camera. Right. OK. But the guy was yelling at him, hey, you're in our shooting lane of ducks. He's like, I can be here because I'm fishing. It's a public waterway. He's like, yeah, but we're shooting guns. So you shouldn't be here. And technically, they're both right, you know, because like it is public land. Right. But they also have guns. You know. So it was like two dogs barking at each other. speaker-1: Yes and no, because I would say from a law perspective, the fisherman is absolutely in the right. Yes. But from a civilization, Wa Wa Wa style, duck hunter is, I wouldn't say in the right, but going to win. speaker-0: Yeah, so what it boiled down to was the... speaker-1: Were they shooting the ducks on the water or are they flying overhead? speaker-0: Hey, we're flying overhead. speaker-1: And how are they going to retrieve these ducks if they're over the water? Are they going to have their dogs go in and get them? speaker-0: Now they're on the boat. They just put it on the shore and they go get it. speaker-1: Yeah, but Well, that's it. That's if ducks float your ducks float. Have to. Well, maybe. I mean, I got this way. speaker-0: think so. I mean they're hollow, duck bones are hollow. I would assume they would float. so the law, because I got into the comments because I was like, who isn't the right here? And everybody agreed both are assholes. Both shouldn't be doing that. But the ownership is on the one with the firearm because they're in control of the firearm. speaker-1: But also well, let's just who who a who's been there longer I mean, right? That's what is that up? Is that the fisherman's if is that like the fisherman lives on that lake and the duck hunters are just kind of passing by and there's there strangers on that lake or is that a duck blind that's always been there and it's hey man, it's duck hunting season and they got two weeks to do this you can fish for months There's a lot of there's a lot of questions that I have speaker-0: Well, Yeah, like the law was the duck hunters were in the wrong because they shouldn't be shooting in anybody's direction, right? But when it comes down to social etiquette, it was kind of leaning towards like the fisherman was in the wrong because like you see it, you see a duck hunting blind with guys in it. That's going to go trolling over there though. speaker-1: No, no, Yeah, that's a perfect find if I live on that lake and I know it's a prime spot and I go there all the time if I caught some fucking some hoofers over there past couple days speaker-0: Yeah, so it was kind of like, everybody's an asshole here. know, they shouldn't have been shooting, he shouldn't have been over there. speaker-1: I don't know, maybe that's his spot and that's been his spot for the past week, speaker-0: I don't know. That's the downside of ⁓ 30 second YouTube videos. really don't. speaker-1: To bring back Judge Judy. That's a perfect Judge Judy case. speaker-0: The best one I've ever seen though, it's my all time favorite YouTube video of all time, of everything that I've ever watched. It's this lady, this crazy old lady that goes to a public hearing and it's about a zoning issue for new portillos going in. This lady like steps up to the microphone and she's like, my names, whatever, whatever, and I am divorced. and my daughter won't talk to me and the library blocked my password. Does that make sense to you? And she just like goes on and on and on about absolutely nothing. And all the people sitting in the background are just like laughing hysterically. And then the people interrupt her and they're like, ma'am, we're here to talk about the zoning issue for the Portillo's. The what? He's like, yeah, it's going in on 65th. ⁓ well I live on 60th. speaker-1: ⁓ god speaker-0: Okay, do you have any thoughts on it? No, but she just like, what? Disappears as quickly as she showed up. It is my favorite video. Never fails to make me laugh. speaker-1: Poor, lady. I would hate to be your neighbor. speaker-0: Right? ⁓ my god, just killing me. speaker-1: She's out there again. speaker-0: Yeah. Hey, we're coming up on an anniversary here, Pat. speaker-1: What's the anniversary? speaker-0: May 28, 2016. speaker-1: Harambe. Are you to do celebrate on his birthday or the day he was shot? speaker-0: Bye, yeah. the day he was shot. speaker-1: Yeah, why? Yeah. Should be a celebration of life. speaker-0: It is, but it's also who shot Harambe and why isn't he on trial for fucking everything up? I don't know. Why didn't we ID that man? speaker-1: You be I'm Kamarai Forest, and then, and That's the rule. You can shoot, you can always shoot after saying, they're Kamarai Forest, and then you can shoot anything. Like if the duck guy said that, he could kill that best guy. speaker-0: He's coming right for us! speaker-1: And then he shoots and then he's like officer. I said a lot of clear they heard it speaker-0: I was in the right speaker-1: Yeah, so the guy did the same thing with Harambe. speaker-0: It's that and head him off at the pass, you know those those two things you could basically have carte blanche on whatever comes next I Mean I think the guy who shot Harambe should be up there with Lee Harvey Oswald speaker-1: Do you blame him more or the kid? speaker-0: Well, the kid didn't help. speaker-1: The whole situation happened because of him. speaker-0: Yeah, I mean, I think the guy who pulled the trigger. Like, you didn't have a trank. You're telling me you're at the Cincinnati Zoo and all these wild fuckers are around and you don't have a tranquilizer? Like, he went right for a 30-odd-6. Like, just showed up and shot him, you know? There was no thinking. speaker-1: Yeah. Do you think Harambe did something like the week earlier to piss him off? So he's been wanting to do that? speaker-0: Yeah, probably. He's got it. speaker-1: Imagine if the killing of Harambe was staged. I don't even want to think that. speaker-0: I mean, maybe. But what did Harambe know? Why? speaker-1: Maybe it wasn't anything to know, was just a distraction. I don't know, maybe something big was going on that day and they needed to distract the world like they do all the time. Like, hey, I an idea. What if we shoot a gorilla? Hear me out in the zoo. speaker-0: Yeah Hear me out, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. He was headed right for us. speaker-1: He's in our force. We know the rules. speaker-0: I always thought that it was Harambe's death that led to the string of events post 2016 that have put things a little off kilter. speaker-1: Yeah. I think that that was the starting point. Yeah, I thought that was really, really was the starting point. speaker-0: Yeah. I'm on a new theory and I'm like totally ingrained in this. I haven't seen anything that pointed me otherwise in all of my research over the last week. But I think our reality has collided with another reality. speaker-1: So I guess explain more. So does that mean there's two of everybody out there or? speaker-0: Well, it's more like we got bumped into a new timeline, right? But the timeline that we took over is either in front or behind us. So there's two earths in one timeline, or in two timelines really, because we got bumped over into a new one, but the old timeline still exists. It's just, we can't get back to that one. We're in a new one, so there's two Earths on this timeline right now. speaker-1: on the same timeline. speaker-0: Same timeline, two Earths, same timeline. I don't know which one's ahead of the other. But that's... speaker-1: But why, guess, why would it stop at just two timelines if there's multiverse? Because then that means there'd only be two when there's millions. speaker-0: Well, no, there's there is millions, but because of the Higgs boson particle and what happened with CERN and the hydrogen collider, we've been bumped into a new reality on accident. speaker-1: You're dropping a lot of things there, Michael. Yeah. speaker-0: Okay, so yeah, just hang on. Hold on to your hand. They're coming right for us. So, okay, so CERN, right? CERN is the European Center for, what was it like, nuclear research or something like that is what this program is. And it's in Switzerland. And what they did is they built this like giant ring. and it's like, it's 17 miles long. speaker-1: Made out of what? speaker-0: ⁓ Science is the best way I can explain it. It's made out of science. speaker-1: We're off to a great start. Okay. speaker-0: ⁓ It's it's one really really big tube, right and what it's designed to do is accelerate particles And what they do is they just take these two protons, right and they just accelerate them basically to one like within 100 thousandth of a percent of the speed of light Okay. Incredibly fast, right? speaker-1: I mean, I can't even fathom to be... speaker-0: Right. don't like it's just a little bit slower than turning on a flashlight. So what what it's designed to do is collide these two particles, right? And then the tube, the science machine that this thing is in, right, collects the data wherever these things collide. And what it's looking for is the Higgs boson particle, which is associated with the Big Bang. speaker-1: Okay. speaker-0: event, right? These two particles that collided that started the universe as we know it. So they built this thing and then they've been just shooting particles. speaker-1: Hold on. How did they even know that that's the particle that started the Big Bang? speaker-0: It goes back to like the two scientists, Higgs and Boson, right? It was kind of ⁓ like an Einstein theory, right? Like the theory of everything, like where did it come from? So they go back far enough to like, okay, if the Big Bang did in fact take place, what would be the circumstances for that? Well, a lot of compressed energy in one spot and for all that. compressed energy to build up into something, two things would have to collide to spawn the energy to create something. And then it would just kind of accelerate from there, right? So when you like smash two golf balls together, right? They make a really loud noise, right? This is, know, millions of degrees larger in terms of like kinetic energy. Right? So that amount of energy ignites like some of the gas in the atmosphere. That gas then creates a gravitational pull, right? And then it pulls all the other material together and it creates planets. This is a very abridged version of what I've been learning about this. speaker-1: I would imagine. would imagine. So you're telling me that we have the particle that started the universe and we just are shooting shit at it to see what happens in a tube in Switzerland. speaker-0: Kind of. So when these particles collide, right, it just creates a massive amount of energy. So like the particle that they found in 2012, mind you, was that particle that supposedly, they also call it the God particle. Well, it's the, ⁓ how do I wanna put this? It's basically the residue. speaker-1: They find it speaker-0: of these two particles colliding. So when they collide in that little space between them, right, or when that collision takes place, those shattered protons are basically the particles, the Higgs boson particles that release all that energy that then creates crazy shit, apparently. So they did this and they built it and they've been working on it. And what, they first turned it on in, what, 2009, I think it was? And they started launching particles. They just kept shooting these things down this tube, right? And then they finally got one in 2012. Now, backing up a little bit, when they first theorized about these particles colliding, there was like a couple of ideas of what could potentially happen. And I remember being in college reading about this because one of like the potential outcomes of these two protons colliding was the creation of a black hole. And I remember reading about this in college, right? I'm probably a million beers deep at this point. And I'm like, wait a second. So you're telling me either we have one or two outcomes with this situation, either we find out what created the big bang. or we get sucked into a black hole. speaker-1: Terrible terrible way speaker-0: That's a lot of dice to roll. You know, in situation. That's kind of fucked speaker-1: Those are the only two options, huh? speaker-0: Yeah, well at the time, right? Or nothing happens, guess is the third option, right? speaker-1: So you trying to say that back in 2012 that they made this work and since like 2012 we have gone into a different timeline? speaker-0: That's exactly what I'm getting at. Yep. Because these two things collided, it created just enough energy within time and space to move us over slightly into a new timeline. Just enough where things like the Mandela Effect, because like post-2012, that's when people started picking up on the Mandela Effect shit. Right? speaker-1: I am a big believer that the Mandela Effect is just people being their narcissistic asshole selves and can't admit that they're wrong, dammit. speaker-0: Very well could be, right? so I talking to my wife about this, right? And I was trying to explain it to her and it was going way over her head, because she was just listening to to drone on. But I explained to her what a Mandela effect and for the uninitiated. speaker-1: It's a loon, right? speaker-0: Mandela Effect is where people collectively share a fake memory, right? So like it started with Nelson Mandela because people remember him dying in prison in the 80s. speaker-1: But no, was very- speaker-0: Yeah, so he was like at a South African. then he came out. Exactly. Yeah, he's like one of the most speaker-1: Yeah, he was in jail forever. He became a politician. I'm not keeping tabs on the guy. Absolutely couldn't. I don't know when he died. speaker-0: Right, neither do I. But that's what it was, is like everybody thought they remember reading something in the paper that he died in 1987, but he was alive, right, up until, I don't know, 2000s something, I think. speaker-1: The Monopoly Man is another one. speaker-0: That one Berenstein bears versus the the Berenstein bears, right? speaker-1: I it was Bernstein Bears, so... Yeah. that guy. I don't know. speaker-0: Sam Bernstein. ⁓ Now this one I don't really believe that the Star Wars thing, right? Vader saying, Luke, I am your father. When the real line is no, I am your father. speaker-1: I just watched it yesterday and it's no I am your father. Yep, just watch yesterday. speaker-0: Right? Yeah. But yeah, I was talking to my wife about it and she was like, well, I kind of have one. It was like, hit me. So, but she was in Brazil during 9-11. No, no, our 9-11. Our 9-11. And she was, she and all of her friends collectively agreed that speaker-1: They had a 9-11? or 9-11. speaker-0: on the Dragon Ball Z episode that aired that day, Goku was supposed to reach Super Saiyan 3, and then it all cut off because it started showing news of 9-11. And then they went back to look for the episode of Goku, right? Going Super Saiyan 3? Never happened. Her and all of her friends were like, this episode existed. I remember it being here. but then it was cut off due to 9-11 and nobody's been able to find that episode. speaker-1: Well, maybe they just threw it away since they aired it on that day. speaker-0: Could be, could be, right? But it wasn't like even in the storyline anymore. Like they just never brought it up again, you know? So like, that's the weird shit that people are kind of associating with this whole hydrant collider thing, right? Is like, even though like the thought of ⁓ moving over and some Mandela effects kind of like, this is weird, right? speaker-1: Yep. I my my thought is that I would imagine that people back in the 50s were also having Mandela effects like oh I could have sworn that Elvis's guitar was red in this video you know like I'm sure that again that just being narcissists thinking like I'm sure that that's happened to every single generation we just finally thought of a term for it we also have social media where we're all able to talk about it now speaker-0: Right. Right. Well, that's and that's what's so funny about this like theory and like the whole CERN collider thing, right? Is that no matter how far back you go with any sort of Mandela effects, whether it's the coined term effects, right, or even before that, right? It shifted our timeline permanently. So like everything that we thought was like this is actually not in the history books of being like how we remember it, you know? So the people in the 50s, if they did have something like that, right, and they were saved to... ask them today, was it like this? And they're like, no, I remember it differently. It's all because of this new reality, this new timeline that we're supposedly on. speaker-1: And it just happened in 2012 speaker-0: That's when they discovered the particle. So that's kind of like the tipping point of now we're in this new reality because there was one scientist. speaker-1: Would it have made the world or the earth like spin differently or there would have been some sort of sound like I feel like if something as big as the Big Bang happened like people would have felt it or heard it or something. Yeah. ⁓ speaker-0: So this is when, I mean, don't know that much about the science of like how all of that worked, right? But there was one lady, what was her name? Agnes Strudenbacher. She's got some weird, crazy like Swedish German name that I was listening to earlier. ⁓ Astrid Stuckleburger is her name. Sounds made up, I swear to God that's real. speaker-1: She got to pick his own last name for sure. speaker-0: Right. So she worked with the WHO, the World Health Organization. She worked with CERN. She worked with like a bunch of big organizations, right? And she's got a lot of podcasts. She's been on a lot of podcasts talking about this CERN thing specifically. And she's on record saying that when she interviewed people post 2012 working for CERN, they said that not only does one additional timeline exist, not they didn't confirm if we're in it or not, right? But there's at least 17 more that they know of. speaker-1: How? speaker-0: based on this thing creating many black holes that they're able to look into. speaker-1: Yeah, but see that's not fair because when they explain this to us all they do is just put a bunch of numbers and letters on a board and tell me to follow along when I basically I I almost didn't pass algebra and then they just put all this shit on a whiteboard and then they make me feel like the fucking idiot because I don't know what this is saying and somehow all these different equations supposed to explain a black hole and they're like why don't you get it? speaker-0: Hahaha speaker-1: I just... speaker-0: feel your speaker-1: You can't just put all that shit up there and just be like, nope, see, there's black holes. See? See how I carried the three over here? speaker-0: Right there. It's like parents and kids. Why is it that way? Because I said so. speaker-1: Yeah, dude, exactly. Like, I understand you have a lab code. I get it. You are the authority in the room, but... speaker-0: We think. I know it's fucking Seth Rogen over there. speaker-1: My point is I could do that exact same thing to a five-year-old and like, Santa Claus does exist and this is how. ⁓ speaker-0: Right, that's every drunk uncle that speaker-1: I do it. X plus Y equals chimney. Right. Divide by Rudolph. just. speaker-0: It's a very good point. I would like to think maybe they're being honest, but who the fuck knows? speaker-1: Exactly, well I guess that's my point. just say anything with confidence, man, and you'll get an audience. speaker-0: So they said that there was a, and that was one thing that they theorized about these two particles colliding, right, is the creation of black holes. Instead of getting one big one that swallowed up the earth, right, they got a lot of little mini ones. Now there's also theories that like it opened up a gateway and at this collider, there's a gateway, you know, that's allowing people to kind of come in and out or interact with other. interdimensional species, right? It gets like heavy, like the further and further, the more tinfoil that you put on, the more it gets into like entanglement theory and. speaker-1: I have two questions. have two questions. Has anything like it happened before 2012? is there any record of this possibly happening? Even in like the Renaissance era or something, something different like that? Or is this the first time that we know about it? speaker-0: This is the first time that this speaker-1: It's accidentally happened in the past. speaker-0: I don't know. Not on Earth. It could have like in different galaxies, speaker-1: If it happens on Mars, couldn't it affect us too? mean, we're next door neighbors. House catches on fire. There's a chance it might. I might catch on fire. speaker-0: So from what I know about it, it can't happen with like in an atmosphere necessarily. It's gotta be done like in the vacuum of space for these two particles to get close enough to collide, right? Because they also said that like this same type of particle or the same thing that caused the Big Bang is also what usually creates stars, right? speaker-1: So so it happens all the time then. speaker-0: It's a similar thing, but it'll happen the vacuum of space. just won't happen like on earth under an atmosphere like we create. speaker-1: And second part is, we, do we like accidentally do it once and we don't know how to do it again? Or is it something we kind of figured out? ⁓ yeah. The recipe. speaker-0: Yeah, they've been doing it a lot. speaker-1: So they can just be keep knocking us off on. this could be like the 12 timeline. Uh huh. Yeah. There's key. speaker-0: That's the other thing, they keep fucking doing it. Yeah. So like 2012 is when they first like, but they didn't like pump the brakes and say, whoa, they're coming after us. You know, they're, they've been doing it. They've continued to do it and finding more and more of, because like every time these things collided gives them more like data about science and space. speaker-1: Yeah Maybe we don't need that. speaker-0: That's kind of where I'm at. Like, hey, it's the Jurassic Park line. speaker-1: I don't think we should be fucking with AI and protons at the same time. How about just one at a time here? speaker-0: That doesn't sound like a good recipe. Let's do one or the other right we spent so much time Trying to figure out if we could that we didn't really stop and think should we you know? Like this is how we get fucking dinosaurs back, you know so speaker-1: I'm going to start learning how to make fires. I think we're going to get to that point, Michael. speaker-0: I mean, we're on the way. We keep fucking with big things and sooner or later, it's gonna really bite us in the ass. I mean, it's already done so, but it hasn't done enough for we're like, whoop, whoop, you know, like should have done that. speaker-1: I hope we're long gone by the time that day comes, Michael. speaker-0: I hope so too. ⁓ yeah, there's there. mean, there's this rabbit hole is huge and I've just skimmed the surface of it. Now, I think it's really interesting, right? Like, I whether whether it's true or not, you know, I like I like the thought process of it. speaker-1: Well, I don't, cause it's always, it has to be such like a small tweak. You know what I mean? It doesn't affect the timeline where you wake up five years older, five years younger. I don't know. That's the other, but then would you not remember? Like you just woke up younger. speaker-0: Right. Well, and that's kind of speaker-1: Do you not remember you woke up dead? speaker-0: Right, and that's kind of like what this is suggesting, right, with this like new timeline, right, is that it was just like a fractional shift over just enough where nobody noticed anything monumental, right, of like, this is not the color my car was, right, or no, grandma has been dead for 10 years, why is she alive, right, there was nothing like major like that, but. It's moved us over now, supposedly it's moved us over a few times because they keep fucking doing this, right? But it's not drastic enough for us to really notice big things, right? But like, what I go with is, okay, so let's take 2012, right? If we were moved over in 2012, I would say, you know, That's when things started getting, I guess, just weird in general, right? I would say there's a pretty big shift in how politics was run since 2012. know? It's just gotten pretty weird after that. Right. Harambee dying, which I always said was the catalyst for all of this, right? Harambee was the one that the... Exactly. speaker-1: Very weird. It was the glue day. speaker-0: And then we had the string of celebrity deaths in 2016, right? And then COVID and then everything that's happened in last, like, what, eight years, right? It has been pretty fucking strange. know? Like, we're all kind of like, I think that's a collective agreement, right? Most people right now are like, what the fuck is happening? speaker-1: We've lived through like seven once in a lifetime events before we've hit 40. speaker-0: Exactly. Right? And so that's why I don't know if I'm like using it as like ⁓ a conspiracy crutch, right? Like, ⁓ well this explains why everything's a fucking dumpster fire right now. speaker-1: It is odd on the timing. is odd on timing. Things started to get really weird. Yeah, right around then. speaker-0: Things are just a little odd. Yeah. Yeah. So speaker-1: If you're a Republican now, you would have been a Democrat in 1960s. speaker-0: Right. Yeah, and and like ⁓ I don't know like the whole thing is just kind of kind of fucked up, right? Yeah, that's why I keep thinking like well, maybe CERN did something maybe it maybe we are you know, I'm a new timeline, you know, I don't know like we all kind of feel it maybe speaker-1: I heard a weird, weird story last night too that kind of got me thinking. There was this, ⁓ there was this little boy. I forget his, I forget his names. We're just going to go with Darryl and Darryl, Darryl got to be like five, four years old or so started talking and everything. And he kept on telling his mom, his name was Pam. I'm serious. And like, fucking Darryl fucking stop your. speaker-0: Hit me. It just. speaker-1: Stop calling yourself Pam, all right? And he kept going at it. He kept saying that he was Pam in a different life. He's like, no, my previous life, my name was Pam. And I had this long dark hair. I lived in Chicago. ⁓ He didn't live anywhere near Chicago. think, let's say he was in Omaha. He was a farm boy, this Darrell kid. ⁓ But anyways, he never even seen Chicago, but he's just said, you know, this is my previous life. Mom was a little weirded out because he just wouldn't fucking drop it. And so then she started doing some research. He also mentioned jumping out of a building in Chicago with some fire, with a fire. And Ma did some research and she found out that there was this hotel or some small apartment complex, whatever, that burned in Chicago in like the 1990s. And there was there was like 15, 16 people that died. One of these names, one of these people was Pam. ⁓ And so they put it in front of them, like, hey, which one were you? No hesitation, pointed it out. So that was me in my previous life. And then here's the other part, ⁓ mom said, after a couple of weeks of that, Pam went right back to just being normal Darryl. I just dropped it, never brought it up again. It was almost like she just needed some closure. speaker-0: I heard a similar one about a kid that said that same thing, right? Darrell said that he died in a fighter pilot, as a fighter pilot in like Japan or something like that. And like said he was with his friend, I think his name was, the friend was Buddy, right? Did the same shit. Like they found the thing in World War II and. where he was flying, where he said it, and he pointed at the same thing on the picture, right? This was me, this is where that happened, you know? And it's fucking weird, man. That was scary. speaker-1: Yeah, dude. Dude, I'd be so creeped out if that was my kid. speaker-0: I know right Darryl what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah speaker-1: kidding me? And block him in his room. speaker-0: I I told my parents, I've just heard the story, I don't remember doing it. remember, or my parents told me the story that I told them that I remember being born, which really freaked them out. No, I don't remember any of that. No, I was like, I just like started talking full sentences, you know, and I like told them. They said what I said was, yeah, first it was really dark and warm and I liked it. speaker-1: Do you still? speaker-0: and then it got really bright and then it was cold and everything was white. speaker-1: Mmm. speaker-0: Yeah, they're like that was fucking weird speaker-1: Yeah. Yeah, that is a little odd. speaker-0: I don't know, do you believe, do you think the past lives thing is real? speaker-1: ⁓ I kind of only because heaven and hell have to be so fucking crowded by now if it's not speaker-0: we're hit recycle speaker-1: Yeah, dude. Think about how many people have lived and died in the existence of Earth. You know? It's got so many people. speaker-0: It's like a it's like a club. All right, we're a little full so but you got to go back to the back of the line speaker-1: Or do you think that it's like maybe it's a punishment up in heaven? It's like if you do something bad, like you get enough speeding tickets up in heaven, you piss off your neighbor enough, that's your jail time, you gotta go back to Earth. speaker-0: right? shit! Send me back as somebody cool, please. speaker-1: Yeah, depending on how severe the crime, that's what you come back in his life. speaker-0: Are you coming back as like a sea cucumber? You know, like we're going to put you way down. You're going to live for 400 years under the water. God damn it. See? That's why we're sending you back. Yeah. I don't know. mean, like I've, I've always thought, I mean, there, there's a theory that the scars that you have, right? You get them in the same way or no, no, no, it's birthmarks. That's what it is. If you're born with a, like a noticeable birthmark. that that was a scar from a past life or like the point of entry of like how you died or There you go, right. Fuck. Yeah, I don't know. I mean that kind of dips into like reincarnation a little bit, which I don't, not like fully into. speaker-1: think you'd see a lot more birthmarks like right on the chest or right in middle of the face. A lot of people got shot in the face. Let's be honest. speaker-0: More than I care to count, right? A people got shot in the face at one point. speaker-1: People got shot in face ⁓ or stabbed It's not a face that don't count speaker-0: I don't know the whole idea of like some bouncer up there like hitting recycle You know, nope set him back set him back set him back speaker-1: Or maybe you like you go back because you have like unfinished business. I don't know because then you don't remember your... I have no idea but I always thought man there's gotta be so many people up there and down there. speaker-0: Yeah, I mean, I've had some like vivid dreams before where it felt really real, where I've kind of attributed it to like a past life. Like I remember being in a jungle once and I thought it was like a Vietnam thing, you know. speaker-1: you ever have reoccurring dreams? speaker-0: No. No. No. I hardly dream if at all. Yeah. was on lucid dreaming for a while. I was trying to get into that and make it. I remember. Yeah. Never clicked. speaker-1: I've had a reoccurring I haven't had it in couple of years, but I'm due because I've had it probably. Well, guess how many times do have to have it for it be a reoccurring dream? Because I've probably had this dream about five times. speaker-0: I would say that counts. I would say any more than twice. speaker-1: Okay. So I'm in the city, but I'm in the neighborhoods. I'm like north, kind of like Wrigleyville area so I can see the loop. And there's a lot of fire down in the loop. And airplanes are hitting buildings, bombs. It's not pretty. ⁓ But I got tacos in my hands. And I'm just sitting there watching all this go down and I'm just eating some tacos. And I'm calm, like I know it's a catastrophe going on, but like I'm okay. You know, like I'm not scared. speaker-0: I mean, if the world was ending, Pat, that's exactly how I would picture you handling it. Like, if there was a large EMP and airplanes were falling out of the sky and everything is on fire, I could totally see you just munching on some tacos going, huh, well, guess I don't kind of go to work today. speaker-1: It's just so weird because it's just like I'm caught maybe just because I know it's I don't know Yeah, there was one time where I was like in the building to actually yeah way up top But I was still fine because I my tacos speaker-0: The only ones that I've ever like remembered that might qualify as like a reoccurring dream is like being in a warehouse and somehow dodge balls involved, right? Like I'm playing dodge ball or dodge ball is supposed to be taking place. And like, can't, I can't find the class or I can't find out where I'm supposed to go. And I'm just like lost in a warehouse, but like, Maybe it was just one really vivid dream where that happened. can't really say it's a reoccurring. But that's always fucking weird, man. That whole REM, REM part of your brain, know? Half awake, half asleep, and you get the like weird fucking dreams going on. Yeah, it's fucking weird. I don't know. The brain's a mysterious place. It's the only thing, and this, fucks me up, right? The brain is the only organ that's ever named itself. That keeps me up at night sometimes. Why'd you pick brain? You know, like out of all the things, why'd you pick brain? You know? speaker-1: Yep. Motherfucker's powerful. Maybe he wanted to be Brian, but it's this one. speaker-0: The person that said, I'm gonna call it the brain, actually was dyslexic. I'm supposed to be crying. God damn it. speaker-1: Fucking Brian, asshole. It makes a lot more sense, be honest with you. speaker-0: I mean there has been multiple emails that I've written to a Brian before you know, and it's spelled his brain Whoops my bad speaker-1: They always tell you about a I before E except after C, but they never tell you about the AI combo, which is just as deadly. speaker-0: Yeah, my favorite joke from the Simpsons is Lisa explaining I before E except after C. what is it? Marge is like, well, what about Jim Neighbors is way cool. And it's her apron. Jim Neighbors, but like it's spelled funny. And it's W-E-I-G-H. Who would ever say that? It's on my apron. speaker-1: They're coming out with a second movie next summer. speaker-0: tracks. Really? Yeah. How do you feel about that? speaker-1: I didn't mind the first one. speaker-0: I didn't, I loved the first one. speaker-1: I don't know who's still watching The Simpsons. Again, it's a conspiracy that the government's keeping it around. Yeah. And they give us little Easter eggs, but I mean, I'll watch it. speaker-0: right? Yeah, I'll probably see it too. I mean, I can't remember the last time I actually sat down and like watched really any South Parks or Family Guys or Simpsons or anything like that. I don't think I've really ever speaker-1: Yeah, well, I had at Christmas because I'll watch some of the Christmas episodes. Sure. You always have the same movies all the time. Yeah. And it's just a little quick. Twenty five minutes. Something better. speaker-0: Yeah. Yeah. Now, ⁓ hmm, hit me. speaker-1: I was gonna ask if you got to enjoy ⁓ your May the 4th holiday. I know you're big Star Wars fan. speaker-0: I actually didn't remember it until you guys were sending me memes about it. speaker-1: All the Natalie Portman memes didn't remind you? speaker-0: No, I just thought it's not totally out of place to send something like that on group chat. like it only took like two or three in a row where I was like either something happened to Natalie Portman or oh yeah, it's Star Wars day. That's right. So I did watch some videos. There's some really good like YouTube compilations of the first movie, A New Hope, where Alec Guinness, right, who plays the old Obi-Wan. is talking to Luke about his father, Anakin, and how they talk about the Clone Wars, and somebody had spliced together all of the memories of Obi-Wan and Anakin hanging out before he turned into Darth Vader. And it's awesome. It's like an awesome compilation. And how good of an actor Alec Guinness was as Obi-Wan, because he was able to talk about the Clone Wars and basically, remember a character who wasn't even written yet or didn't even like really exist yet, you know, as far as like a backstory is concerned, how well he was able to sell that, you know, outstanding shit. speaker-1: Are you talking about the first three? Yeah. one, two, three. speaker-0: No, no, no. Well, no, a new hope. So four. Yep. So, but at that time, like Anakin's backstory hadn't even been written yet. Yeah. There was something I'd heard about how. speaker-1: Okay. Hold on. did George Lucas have the idea? He had four, five and six already written out, right? speaker-0: So he had four. speaker-1: Right, he didn't write for and then big okay now that I got more funding here comes five and six, right? speaker-0: think he had four in five written. And then it was only until he got six that he like, when five became popular, then he started writing six. And his ideas of like the origin for one, two and three were different than what we're actually, what we know. I was looking at this yesterday. There's like little differences to it. speaker-1: way whose whose ideas George speaker-0: ⁓ George Lucas's like original ideas of Anakin and his character arc and stuff were like all different like it was supposed to be What was it? was like Leia becomes the Chancellor of the Empire. Leia and Han's kids and then Luke's kids were supposed to be like the new leaders of the Jedi Order. And there were some other things. speaker-1: Wait, Leo is supposed to be bad? speaker-0: Not bad per se, but she like was the good emperor of the galaxy. So she was going to take over for Palpatine, but from like a like the good guys won and now we run the galaxy. Yeah, so like he had all those ideas of where Star Wars was supposed to go, but then it changed his interests and ideas. Mesh, right? speaker-1: So that would have made me sick. speaker-0: So yeah, it was supposed to be totally different. But I actually didn't watch any of the Star Wars. Low key though, I love Phantom Menace. What is that? That's episode one. speaker-1: It's not bad. I kind of I had him on the background for most of Sunday and Monday. speaker-0: Like Yeah. speaker-1: I'm not bad. Jar Jar. Actually, you know what I am more annoyed with C3PO in the fifth one than I am with Jar Jar Binks in the first one. 3PO is a fucking whiny bitch in the fifth one. speaker-0: Jar Jar Binks is supposed to be a Sith Lord? No. Yeah, there's a big internet conspiracy theory about ⁓ Darth Jar Jar. That he was actually a Sith Lord and he was working with Palpatine the whole time and he was disguised as an idiot, you know? And he would use like force mind manipulation to push him in certain directions. speaker-1: He's not the Columbo of the galaxy. I'm not gonna believe that. No. speaker-0: The internet thing there's there's many pages online about why this is the way it is But my favorite thing I mean about Star Wars, especially in the prequel movies is this whole Grey Jedi thing so Count Dooku, right if you watch the second one Count Dooku has Obi-Wan trapped and He's given him the whole spiel about how Palpatine is actually a Sith Lord, right? And he's got a new trainee and like basically fleshes out the rest of the movies, right? Like, hey man, this is exactly what's going on. And Obi-Wan was like, no, you're fucking lying because you're a bad guy. And he's like, Qui-Gon Jinn was in on this shit. He knew what was going on. He knows all about that. And like in the book, Qui-Gon was like more of a gray Jedi. Like he didn't actually like the Jedi Order and didn't really like them getting involved with like more military conflict. speaker-1: He knew Anakin was going to go bad the whole time? Is that what you're saying? speaker-0: Not not Qui-Gon Qui-Gon didn't know that but count Dooku knew about the whole thing speaker-1: about speaker-0: like anacana speaker-1: And it kept killing him and becoming Darth Vader. speaker-0: Like he foresensed it or he knew that that's kind of the direction it was going. It's in the whole thing on genosis where Dooku's got Obi-Wan trapped. Like he fleshes out the whole thing right there. But Qui-Gon knew that Anakin was the chosen one. Also fun fact, in episode one when Qui-Gon Jinn is radioing, the ship from Anakin's house. He's using a Gillette razor blade. Go back and look at it. It's probably about halfway through. Qui-Gon's sitting outside after just talking to Anakin and getting his mid-chlorians. He holds a little radio. It's a fucking Gillette razor blade. Whoopsies. like, yeah, Qui-Gon like didn't think Anakin was going to be like how the prophecy said it was going to be. he was right. Qui-Gon thought that through his training, he could be more of like a good balance, like balancing the force or the speaker-1: I was right. The prophecy was right. Well maybe if Qui-Gon was around then it would have happened. speaker-0: Right, he got murked by Darth Maul. And then only up until episode six, or no, nine, right, then we learned that force healing is a thing. Like, where the fuck was that in the first movie? speaker-1: Merged by Darth Maul Yeah, hold on. speaker-0: could have avoided a lot of shit here, you know? It's fucking hydrogen collider, I tell ya. You know, change realities and all of a sudden Star Wars is shit. speaker-1: I tried to explain to my girlfriend that Star Wars is an ultimate love story and she wasn't she wasn't buying it and I tried to explain How Anakin huh? It's the most adore. It's the most adorable love story of all time. Are you kidding me? It's the perfect tragedy tragedy with Anakin and Padme Anakin is speaker-0: How you mean? speaker-1: So in love with Padme that he will do anything to keep her alive and his biggest fear is losing her. That's the last thing he wants to do and someone manipulated him, took advantage of that fear and played him like a fiddle. The only reason why is because of how much he feared not being with her. speaker-0: That's true. So you're telling me that the creators of Star Wars, Romeo and Juliet, but didn't want it to be too obvious. So they created- speaker-1: Wrong card. Romeo and Juliet just in a different, I don't, there's, probably a different Shakespeare one that we don't, maybe Hamlet. I don't know. I've never seen it, but probably. ⁓ speaker-0: I don't know what it's about, but maybe. speaker-1: But seriously just highlight like that's it's a tragedy she dies because because of him and he Tries to take over the galaxy Because he can't because he can't bust a nut anymore speaker-0: Right? See what happened to the balls. That's literally the whole thing of the start of episode three, right? Is a kid in Palpatine hanging out and he's like, some people say he could bring people back from dying, you know? ta-da, and you got a bad guy. speaker-1: And Anakin at the end of the day realizes that there's some good left of him and does comes back on the good side for Padme because that's what Padme would want. speaker-0: Yep. Yep. And he did, I guess, kind of bring balance to the forest, not only from a two Sith, two Jedi thing, right? That's what they were talking about. But I also saw that he fulfilled the prophecy by destroying the Sith. Because up until Nine fucking ruined it, somehow Palpatine's returned, right? Up until that point, Anakin brought balance to the forest by both him dying, and killing Palpatine, right, by throwing his old ass down that elevator shaft and letting the Jedi rule after that. Yeah. Now, one thing I wish that they would elaborate on a little bit is, and this is one of George Lucas's other like original ideas about where Star Wars, where he wanted it to go, was ⁓ that after Palpatine died, all of the, ⁓ speaker-1: Exactly. speaker-0: Stormtroopers didn't give up, they didn't surrender. They turned into mini gangs, little factions that controlled these different planets. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then they would start fighting each other. I thought that was a cool idea. speaker-1: Kind of like the foot clan. So as I was watching Empire Strikes Back question, mm-hmm Thus the clone trooper they are they are clones of Jabba Fett speaker-0: ⁓ Boba Fett, no, Django. speaker-1: Jangofer, there are clones of Jangofer? speaker-0: Yep, and technically Boba Fett is also a clone of Jango. Just Jango kept a clone and raised him as a son. speaker-1: So is Django just the godfather of the worst shooting ever? Is he the one that's responsible for the stormtroopers constantly missing every single shot? speaker-0: Kind of. speaker-1: I mean, they're all terrible. And if they're all based off of him. speaker-0: So I have two theories on why stormtroopers are bad shots. One, the helmets. I don't think they can see really well through the... So it's kind of like shooting with your eyes closed. I don't think that a clone head is designed to look like those helmets. speaker-1: Don't you think someone would bring that up to their general and like, listen general, I know these look really cool and everything, but I can't see shit. speaker-0: Here's my other thought, right? So let's see, on Kamino in episode two, they said that there was millions of clones being developed, right? And you gotta think, like, okay, so that was from the time the clones were created to the time that they were deployed, right? Maybe a year, two years, right? And then you gotta think it's maybe another 30, 40 years, right, after that event. to when you have the first introductions of stormtroopers in episode four, right? We're talking about 40, maybe 50 years of clone inbreeding. know? Like they're probably not the original Jango Fett clones anymore. These are probably like somewhat deformed. speaker-1: The clones from Virginia speaker-0: Yeah, exactly. You know, like they're just not good now if you do watch like the Clone Wars Cartoon series, which is actually really good. I Oh God, you're gonna make fun of me for this. I watched a 15-hour breakdown of everything that happened in the Clone Wars, right and It was it was an amazing breakdown. I could Surmised everything about it. Anyway, they speaker-1: I'm also kind of impressed that there is someone who went through all that trouble to just completely make up an entire war in that much depth. speaker-0: Right, like it's incredible like how much like the Clone Wars is like a kids show but like some of like the really major points of that are like fantastically written you know but what I was getting at is that ⁓ within the Clone Wars universe there are certain factions of clones that are like snipers and they're like special forces clones and they're like really really good at shooting. speaker-1: Battlefront you had options you can be whatever kind of stormtrooper you want speaker-0: Exactly. So they started off strong, but again, 40 years of clone inbreeding probably didn't do them any favors. And then you had a, you know, kind of a shitty helmet on top of that and not sitting. speaker-1: So hold on, did George Lucas, because I mean he started off with four, like he had to have known that he had to have had a backstory already, maybe not completely flushed out, but had to have an idea of what he, what one, two and three were supposed to be. speaker-0: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I haven't done that much homework into the writing process of Star Wars. Like what he had surmised for one, two and three or what backstories there were going to be or if he just kind of left it open, you know, like. speaker-1: mean there are certain things, in 4, Luke is like, oh my gosh, you're Obi-Wan from the Clone Wars. know, like there are certain things that... speaker-0: Yep, he brings it up. were in the end? Yeah. mean, it probably was about his backstory now from what George Lucas thought of to what was actually portrayed. I don't know how accurate or like timeline specific it was, you know? ⁓ But the Star Wars lore is fucking deep, man. speaker-1: Siving that fucking my Anakin is it that's just a crazy story Like everything about it. You're you're a virgin birth Burned born into a slave. Yep, and then all of a sudden some some magic ninja with a with a lightsaber Takes you away and starts training you right for the next ten years of your life And then then you fall in love. Yeah, you kidnapped pretty much have to leave your mom that you fall in love speaker-0: Yep. speaker-1: with this much older woman than you and way out of your league. Much older and completely out of your league, maybe until he grows up. But you got to try to win her over. Right. That can't be easy. Yeah. And you finally get that situated. And then all of a sudden you're about to lose her. So the dark side sees the potential in you and all of sudden turns you bad and then kills her. You're just a walk of robot. speaker-0: much older. You know? Yeah. speaker-1: I can't breathe and can't jack off the rest of your life. speaker-0: Now apparently they did show like how they were keeping because what was it in I don't know similar like to the Marvel universe I have just kind of stopped paying attention to the new Star Wars stuff right like I think the last one that I'd like watched watched was like the Mandalorian but I stopped watching those series. didn't watch any of like the jailbreak ones or like they have a show on Disney Plus that's ⁓ kind of like the prequel to Rogue One. and I didn't watch any of that. Apparently Andor is supposed to be really good, but I just never watched it. I haven't watched any of like the other spin-offs of it. speaker-1: The only one I watched was the Obi-Wan show because they had some awesome Darth Vader scenes. speaker-0: Yeah, yeah. And I think it was either in that or Ahsoka ⁓ because Ahsoka Tano was Anakin Skywalker's. Yeah, she was Anakin Skywalker Skywalker's sidekick, his Padawan, kind of. So like they fleshed out her story a little bit more. And apparently, like in that show, they show what Darth Vader does to like stay alive, basically. Like they got to pick off all of his dead skin all the time and like he's just always in a bunch of pain constantly. So I don't know. I like seen videos of it, but like I never got into it all that much. speaker-1: And he killed a bunch of speaker-0: And he then and then Obi-Wan gives that lightsaber to Anakin to Luke. ⁓ yeah. By the way, this has got a bunch of kid blood on it. Just get that off. You know, what the fuck? speaker-1: Don't worry about it. speaker-0: Crazy. I know. I could talk about Star Wars all day. speaker-1: Crazy. Should we start the Midwest goodbye? speaker-0: We should. We should. speaker-1: Yeah. speaker-0: Well, what do you, what do you I don't know. I had a lot of mac and cheese for lunch. So I'm not really, not really hungry. We'll see what the wifey wants when she gets back. See what, ⁓ so we're doing. Yeah. So are you, are you on a day? Yeah. So are you going through like all of your, your major kicks? Are you going star wars and Lord of the Rings? speaker-1: Make it for supper. speaker-0: then Harry Potter, then Jurassic Park. speaker-1: I've been a little lost since the end of Jason's stay at the month, to be honest. speaker-0: this year. Yeah. Yeah. speaker-1: Kind of a loner. me your top. What? speaker-0: Where do you go after finishing the best? I don't know. speaker-1: Star Wars was going for little bit? What have I been watching besides hockey playoffs? Hockey playoffs? speaker-0: Yeah. Who are- What? Who are- Who is in the playoffs right now? speaker-1: Carolina, think. Dallas, or not Dallas, Minnesota versus Colorado. ⁓ You got the Kings, or not the Kings, you got the Knights versus, I think the Mammoth, maybe something. speaker-0: is playing. ⁓ speaker-1: You got like eight teams left. speaker-0: Hmm. You know how often I say to myself, yes, Uncle Remus, I know the catfish are huge. It's probably, I have like those weird vocal stems like that, where I'll say that shit out loud at work. And people are like, what the fuck are you talking about? speaker-1: That's terrific. I always do, I don't know why, but I always do fat bastard when we're about to leave anywhere. just go, I just hope my wiring team is ready. Gets me every time. You really are a fat bastard. speaker-0: Let's have a smell shall we ⁓ that smells like when you're at apartment complex. You know what everybody else is cooking like ⁓ what are they cooking? We haven't seen a movie recently where it's been like quote after quote you know like I don't I don't like Talladega nights maybe stepbrothers pineapple express those are like the speaker-1: That plus crop Yeah, I do, but that's also still probably like 10 years old by now. speaker-0: ⁓ yeah, yeah even more than speaker-1: 2012 Comedy started dying man for right around this. Yeah, we stopped being funny since we got knocked in this new timeline Not funny timeline speaker-0: Right, 2008 was Pineapple Express. I've gone over it 20 years. What the fuck? When was Talladega Nights? 2006, 20 years ago. I know. Well, that doesn't make me feel very good. ⁓ the kid, I just Googled this, right? Talladega Nights, the kid that played young Ricky Bobby ⁓ in jail. speaker-1: Yeah. Yep. speaker-0: Third degree domestic violence. speaker-1: Oops. Yeah, you weren't supposed to be the character your whole life, kid. speaker-0: Right, who is it? There was another kid. ⁓ jeez, was it Walker or Texas Ranger? Yeah, the kid that played TR, Texas Ranger. He's like in a bunch of movies. He was like in the whole diary of a wimpy kid. Like he's actually like a, he doesn't look anything like him. But I saw him on a podcast once and I was like, is that fucking TR? Sure enough, that's him. speaker-1: ⁓ Question for you. If you had to, you're robbing a bank and you're getting out successfully and you had someone driving the getaway car and it's between Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Ricky Bobby or Dale. Who do you want driving your car? speaker-0: ⁓ ⁓ geez, that's a tough one. ⁓ I'd probably Vin Diesel. speaker-1: You think? speaker-0: I would, well, Paul Walker. speaker-1: think Paul's ⁓ speaker-0: Is he though? speaker-1: That yeah, he wasn't driving he was in the passenger seat, but remember in the first one He's the one who picks up Dom and Dom's actually nervous cuz he's driving like a maniac getting away from all the cops speaker-0: But wasn't he also a cop? speaker-1: Who, Brian? Paul Watterson? Yeah, he was a cop but he still got away. speaker-0: Yeah, wasn't he also a- think I'd go Vin Diesel. I think he has got nine more movies of driving experience. know? Like Dale, he was always second place. I mean, yeah, he did it to help his friend, right? Ricky Bobby can drive with a live cougar in the car, so he's good under pressure. He's going to be calm. But if I need to fall out of the back of an airplane in a car, I'm calling Vin Diesel, you know? speaker-1: There's no airplanes, no airplanes. just a bank robbery. speaker-0: I saw this video this morning of this lady robbing a bank, or no, she was robbing a convenience store. And the guy goes, no, we don't do that here. And she puts the gun down on the counter like she just got in trouble. She's like, no, we don't do that here. And then he goes, go find the owner, he's in the back. And then she walks to the back of the convenience store and it's just storage. While he calls the cops up front it is the funniest shit ever you just see her like processing it real time like ⁓ shit I have no idea what I'm doing speaker-1: I'm doing it. He didn't have a weapon at all. He just he just checked Norris. Just looked at it and told it was speaker-0: Yeah, uh-huh. He just said we don't do that here and she like put the gun down for a second Yeah speaker-1: Honestly though, probably smart move. Yeah, you're right. I have no, I'm just gonna, but I wouldn't walk in the closet. speaker-0: Do you want this? You want the gun? I don't know. And then ⁓ you just start blasting. If you ever need a reason to do something, just say they're coming. speaker-1: I don't even know if it's loaded. I was just gonna say he's coming right for it! You just start blasting before I come right forward and then do it. Get away with it almost every time. speaker-0: ⁓ God that's fucking funny. Well, I think I'm gonna fire up some of these movies and then I'll get back to you about which one I'm gonna I'm gonna choose. I'm still leaning Vin Diesel, but I don't know speaker-1: I'm gonna make some Mexican fried rice. speaker-0: Yeah, I'll myself an evening. Make some tacos and watch the world collapse. Maybe. Maybe. I'm lucky. We'll see what happens. speaker-1: See, I'm not saying no. speaker-0: Alright. Alright. Thank you for listening to another episode of the Common Professionals Podcast. 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