Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / Utah Word of the Day From November 11th, 2025
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- 0:06Speaker 1: It's often said that the people of Utah speak a
- 0:09Speaker 1: language all their own. It's a language that's often confusing
- 0:13Speaker 1: and even incomprehensible to newcomers here in the Beehive State.
- 0:17Speaker 1: So Radio from Hell presents a handy guide to help
- 0:20Speaker 1: everyone understand how the natives speak. It's the Utah word
- 0:24Speaker 1: of the day, and today's word is.
- 0:27Speaker 2: Well, it's actually two words today. First scroom s k
- 0:31Speaker 2: r o O M scroom and cutcher k u t
- 0:36Speaker 2: c h e r. And now the Mayor of Mona, Utah,
- 0:39Speaker 2: Don Kriddle, and his son, Denver Criddle, use these words,
- 0:43Speaker 2: which are again scream and cutcher.
- 0:47Speaker 3: Denny Denny, Denver, Denver, Denver, Denver, Denver.
- 0:53Speaker 4: What is he?
- 0:54Speaker 2: Denny?
- 0:55Speaker 3: What goodness?
- 0:56Speaker 2: Heck? Son?
- 0:57Speaker 3: I'm right here, son, What has got you so wrong? Denver, Denver, Denver.
- 1:03Speaker 3: Get a grip, Daddy is here? What's got you so
- 1:07Speaker 3: worked to a lather? I swear there's foam foaming at
- 1:11Speaker 3: the corners of your mouth? What is wrong, Daddy?
- 1:16Speaker 4: I was reading the paper.
- 1:18Speaker 3: Son, I told you not to read the Times. News
- 1:21Speaker 3: Serve in East Jewab County a nice place to live
- 1:24Speaker 3: because the stories you will read in there are fake news.
- 1:30Speaker 3: I am the true mayor of Mona, Utah, no matter
- 1:34Speaker 3: what you read in that fake newsrag Well scroamed. I
- 1:38Speaker 3: don kretl am the rightful mayor of Mona, Utah, not
- 1:41Speaker 3: that that other guy.
- 1:42Speaker 2: What.
- 1:43Speaker 3: Oh, No, that's not what I was reading.
- 1:45Speaker 4: I know that you're the real mayor, Daddy, And I
- 1:48Speaker 4: know that that other guy who goes to the council
- 1:51Speaker 4: meetings and acts like he's making policies and stuff, he
- 1:53Speaker 4: ain't the real mayor. I know that the orders that
- 1:57Speaker 4: you make from this kitchen are the real laws that
- 2:00Speaker 4: governed Mona City. No, Daddy, I was reading something.
- 2:03Speaker 3: Else, which was what Denver Well was.
- 2:05Speaker 4: Very deep in the paper, in a little article that
- 2:08Speaker 4: was called Nude from Mona. The very last item was
- 2:14Speaker 4: Santa Claus will be coming to Mona December fourth, from
- 2:19Speaker 4: eleven am to noon in the Community Center and one
- 2:25Speaker 4: day for one hour.
- 2:28Speaker 2: Day's fair.
- 2:29Speaker 4: I need more Santa.
- 2:30Speaker 2: Time than that.
- 2:31Speaker 3: Oh, I'll cut your belly ache in Denver. You know
- 2:35Speaker 3: I can call in a favor or two if you
- 2:38Speaker 3: want more Santa time, son, I can make it so.
- 2:42Speaker 4: Really, Daddy, you'll make sure that I get some good
- 2:46Speaker 4: clause time.
- 2:47Speaker 3: Ho ho Ho son Ho ho Ho.
- 2:53Speaker 1: Join us again some other time as we examine how
- 2:56Speaker 1: the Utah natives speak with the Utah word of the day. Alright,