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Pulling an Ariel Maneuver 🚙 · An ASMR Practice

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: All right, we're pulling an REL. We're literally pulling an REL.
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: There's no option left. There are beautiful cats in here.
• 0:17
  Speaker 1: I just don't know about this boneless couch. I don't
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: know about the boneless couch. I think this couch needs some,
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like it has bones. I don't
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: think that's.
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  Speaker 2: We're pulling an Ariel, okay. And I think it'll be
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: good for my soul anyways.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Let's do it then.
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: Let's see.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: Sorry guys, I'll be back. What the hell?
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  Speaker 4: What the actual.
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  Speaker 5: Hell?
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: I'm calling an REL.
• 2:00
  Speaker 7: When REL came to my house, my understanding is he
• 2:02
  Speaker 7: slept in his fucking car.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it was that or the freaking jerky room.
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: Or the couch. Or the.
• 2:19
  Speaker 3: Freaking house.
• 2:30
  Speaker 1: Y'all are going to have to ask him about that
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: story because I don't really know. I made breakfast the
• 2:37
  Speaker 1: next morning. That was my job. I was on breakfast duty.
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  Speaker 7: And yeah, like one of the cats in there is
• 2:50
  Speaker 7: like ovulating or something. She's like, it was just, and
• 2:56
  Speaker 7: the couch is just like not long enough for me.
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty long. Alright, I'm laying this down. Enjoy the ambiance.
• 3:18
  Speaker 1: This is my grocery bag.
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  Speaker 3: And I got a monstera.
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  Speaker 1: I got them unsteaded. Hopefully it's not too cold.
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  Speaker 7: Ugh.
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, I gotta put the thingy on the window. Oh,
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: but it is kind of chilly, so I'll just do one.
• 4:06
  Speaker 1: It's good to be outside. Oh my gosh, my door
• 4:19
  Speaker 1: is so fucked.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what happened.
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: I do not know how it happened.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we're here with the monstera.
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: The monstera.
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  Speaker 3: Oh boy.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy. Lucky monstera. Except it's probably not that lucky
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  Speaker 1: because it's gonna be freezing in the car with me tonight.
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: I think it's gonna survive though. I'm gonna start breathing
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  Speaker 1: up in here. It's gonna warm up.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, my friend came over and slept in his
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  Speaker 1: freaking car.
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  Speaker 8: And honestly, I don't blame him.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even blame him. You know? He's got a
• 5:39
  Speaker 1: nice car. I think we took his car to Niagara Falls. Whoa, wait,
• 5:54
  Speaker 1: I just made a connection. Freaky. Freaky deaky. The freaking
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: boys are at it again. And I was thinking of,
• 6:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know why this came up. Oh, I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna say like, yeah, the cats were being a little
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: spooky in there. I mean, that's not the biggest reason. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: the biggest reason is that I couldn't like lay flat
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  Speaker 1: or even like close to flat. It was nice for
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: a minute. I was like stretching on the weird couch.
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  Speaker 1: But ultimately, I think I'm gonna sleep in there. And
• 6:35
  Speaker 1: sleep is good. Sleep is literally good.
• 6:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, I was thinking of a story.
• 6:58
  Speaker 5: This lady I lived with, Bonnie, her name just so
• 7:05
  Speaker 5: happened to be Bonnie, allegedly, and like, Um, I think
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  Speaker 5: her name was really Bonnie. I, like, paid her rent.
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  Speaker 1: So I would think I would know her name. Um,
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  Speaker 1: but yeah, she was also, like, my housemate. And she
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  Speaker 1: was pretty cool. I, ultimately, I just, like, couldn't afford
• 7:30
  Speaker 1: to live there. And, um, I miss my cat. And
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: I miss my cat now. And we got cats inside, but...
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: And they were... Two of them were being sweet. One
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  Speaker 1: of them was, like, ovulating and, like, screaming.
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  Speaker 5: And.
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  Speaker 1: We've all been there. We've literally all been there.
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  Speaker 3: And also.
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  Speaker 1: I just needed to stretch my legs out, I think.
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  Speaker 1: Because holy shit. Okay, so Bonnie... My girl, Bonnie. One
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: of the many Bonnies in my universe... I just remember her, like...
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: Because we would have our, like, little kiki sessions. Our
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  Speaker 1: tea sessions. I feel like I would, like, come home just, like, exhausted.
• 8:24
  Speaker 1: Just absolutely exhausted from my kitchen job. And just exhausted from, like,
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  Speaker 1: socializing all day. That was a pretty social job I
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  Speaker 1: had at the college. I was super grateful for it.
• 8:38
  Speaker 1: Super grateful for it. And also... Yeah. It had to end, naturally. Dude,
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: my freaking lady, she was like, I'm getting out of here.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, shit, me too, girl. I was like, shit,
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  Speaker 1: if you're going, I'm going. And we got out of there.
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: And there was some other stuff they went down to,
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  Speaker 1: and it's just complicated, but like... Um... Yeah. Bonnie. So
• 9:22
  Speaker 1: I'd come home and I'd be just like, you know,
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: like whatever. And at the time I was doing like
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: mushroom coffee, like not psychedelic. I don't think it's it's legal.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: It's like completely legal. It's like they call it nootropic.
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: It's nootropic because I was like sober. I was trying
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: to be sober. I was probably drinking a little. And, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we would have our little sessions. You know, she was
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  Speaker 1: a beautiful, she was a beautiful older lady who was
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  Speaker 1: pursuing her dream. her options, and I love that for her, and,
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: you know, we would, like, talk about our guys, and
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  Speaker 1: I sure one time, because at first she, like, liked
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  Speaker 1: this guy, and I don't know anything about him, to
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  Speaker 1: be honest, but And I was, like, from what she
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  Speaker 1: was telling me, I was like, yeah, okay, this sounds
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  Speaker 1: like a good guy. And I think I met him.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: I think I briefly met him maybe in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, this guy's all right. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if it means anything at all coming from me. I
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  Speaker 1: think it does. I think it does. I think I
• 10:40
  Speaker 1: have a pretty good sense on these things. And then, like,
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: the deal breaker was that he would not let the
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  Speaker 1: dogs in the bed. And she was like, my dogs
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: sleep in the bed with me. The fuck? Who does
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: he think he is coming up in my house and
• 10:59
  Speaker 1: not letting my dogs sleep in the bed with us?
• 11:03
  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, girl, you're so valid. Like,
• 11:07
  Speaker 1: if he's coming here, like, he should know the fucking rules. Like,
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  Speaker 1: it's your goddamn house. Um.
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  Speaker 1: And so, yeah. I don't know. Maybe they're married now.
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  Speaker 1: Who knows?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't really seem like she wanted to get married. Gosh,
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  Speaker 1: she had a really cool Airbnb business. Or something like that. Verbo, whatever.
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  Speaker 5: And.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. If I would have stayed longer, I could have, like,
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: helped with it. You know? But I was there in, like, the...
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: I want to say, like, the dead of winter. Yeah.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: or maybe it was, like, no, it was spring, it
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: was spring, because that shit was flooding out, the basement
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: was flooded, I remember, like, the power went out or something,
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  Speaker 1: and I, I called to be, like, yo, what do
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: I do about this, she's, like, oh, you just gotta
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  Speaker 1: go to the breaker in the basement, and I go
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: down there, and there's, like, water down there, and I'm, like,
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: standing in water, like, can I be touching the breaker
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  Speaker 1: like this I was like am I gonna fucking die
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  Speaker 1: ultimately I was like whatever literally whatever and nothing bad
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: happened but it was just kind of funny but yeah
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: I should hit her up I don't know if she
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  Speaker 1: wants to talk to me but why not I've been
• 12:40
  Speaker 1: meaning to I want to stay in one of those
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: airbnbs because they look kind of fucking cool It's like
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: a greenhouse essentially. And it's just like a bed. And
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: they have like. I mean just the bare essentials. It's
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: like glamping basically. Kind of. But it's like a glass building.
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  Speaker 1: And you know I love a. I love a greenhouse.
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  Speaker 1: And I love. I love a little structure. And I
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  Speaker 1: think that's pretty cool. And I think. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I was helping once like to clean it. I
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  Speaker 1: want to say I went to just go like fetch
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  Speaker 1: the dishes. But I could have been just like prowling around.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. And I went in and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this is nice. I would literally stay here. I would
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  Speaker 1: literally stay here. Reminds me of my days as a woofer.
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  Speaker 1: When I was a woofer, this was a sort of
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  Speaker 1: different kind of situation like it was not glass it
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  Speaker 1: was like a shed basically um which is funny like
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  Speaker 1: the highway I live on is like they have all
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  Speaker 1: these shed businesses where they just like sell sheds and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like who buys these things I will say at
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  Speaker 1: one of them though they have a really nice pavilion
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  Speaker 1: this is where I gather I'm gonna be really sad
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  Speaker 1: if they ever sell it seriously i'm gonna be sad
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  Speaker 1: um but it'll be okay i mean i could always
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  Speaker 1: literally whatever literally whatever i i fantasize about buying it
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  Speaker 1: i was like if i won the lottery i'm buying
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  Speaker 1: this freaking pavilion and it's like not even like that
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  Speaker 1: special like it's kind of old and it seems overpriced
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  Speaker 1: to me but i guess i don't really know how
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  Speaker 1: much something like that would cost to build um, but yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when I was woofing, it was like a shed, and
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  Speaker 1: it was pretty, I mean, it was good, it was good,
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  Speaker 1: it was like my home base for sure, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and at the time, I had like just probably just
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: simply way too much stuff, you know, I had like
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: all my cute little like going outfits, going out outfits,
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: and like makeup, it's like all this shit, and I
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: had like way too many books that I was just
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: simply definitely not going to read all of them. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I have accumulated so many freaking books. Mostly from like
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: little free libraries and most of them I intend to
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: give as gifts. But like... It's like actually jarring how
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: many books I have in my car right now. Like
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: it has to be at least 12. And it's like
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: have I even opened a single book? I think I
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: opened my poetry book a couple times. But the thing is,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: is every place I've stayed at has books. So I've
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: been opening other books. How am I ever going to
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  Speaker 1: finish a book? How am I ever going to do this?
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  Speaker 1: It's really interesting, though, to see, like, all the... Connections. Like,
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  Speaker 1: just different houses, what kind of books they have. And, like,
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  Speaker 1: where I've seen those books before. And, like, the people
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  Speaker 1: I associate them with. And then it's like there was
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  Speaker 1: one particular book which I have, which was gifted to me.
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  Speaker 1: And I've seen it like four times. And I'm like, wow.
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  Speaker 1: And then, yeah, there's a couple. There's a couple other
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  Speaker 1: ones that I've like seen, you know, and associate. But yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I like Bonnie. I like all the Bonneys I know.
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  Speaker 1: Bonnie's a good name. I don't know. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: I know any Clydes. Clyde? I swear I wrote something
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  Speaker 1: when I was very young that had the name Clyde.
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  Speaker 1: I guess it sounds like a name I would have
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  Speaker 1: picked for like a character. Clyde. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: wrote so much stuff it's like just I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know where it is I don't even know where any
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  Speaker 1: of it is I've written all kinds of things oh
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  Speaker 1: boy I don't even want to think about it gosh
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  Speaker 1: I hope it's just I hope they fucking just burn
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  Speaker 1: some of that shit to the ground I really do
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: where could it be where could it be and the
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  Speaker 1: the worst part is i think it's in a google
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  Speaker 1: somewhere i think google has most of it y'all can
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  Speaker 1: have it i guess i don't know that i don't
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  Speaker 1: know apologies in advance uh it's such a like girl
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  Speaker 1: experience just like writing the craziest shit Because I feel like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the stuff I wrote when I was a kid was like,
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  Speaker 1: this was trouble. This was trouble. I don't even want to. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I was reading some stuff that was like really corrupting
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: my mind. And let's just say, I don't want to
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: say anything. I literally don't want to say anything. Taylor
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: Swift gets me though. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift. you know
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  Speaker 1: i think i think she lived the life i wrote
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: about i think she literally lived it it was probably
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  Speaker 1: better in her life than what the fuck i wrote
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: oh boy oh boy oh Yeah some of the fan fiction.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Low key some of the fan fiction I read. Was like.
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  Speaker 1: It really just haunts me to this day. A little bit.
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  Speaker 1: One of them was really. Really really funny. And it
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  Speaker 1: was like. It wasn't even sexual. It literally wasn't even sexual.
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  Speaker 1: It was just so funny.
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  Speaker 2: And.
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  Speaker 1: It was trying to be sexual. And ultimately... I.
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  Speaker 5: Just.
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  Speaker 1: That's the one. That's the one that I like mainly remember.
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  Speaker 1: Because some of the other ones got pretty dark. Like yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I'm going to say on that. Oh my god,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: my freaking bag is just like ripping. It really is
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: not good. I.
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I'm happy to be alive. Just by everything I've ever said.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: It's not so bad. It's actually the perfect temperature for
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: being outside with a blanket. It's bonfire season, y'all. This
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: is the best time. Bonfire. It's a bonfire. Turn the
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: lights out.
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: You motherfuckers talk about I just wanna I literally just
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: wanna have fun in my life that's literally it and
• 21:25
  Speaker 6: you can't.
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  Speaker 8: Stop me you literally can't stop me fuckers you can't
• 21:30
  Speaker 8: stop me my friend oh shit my friend sent me
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: this thing and I meant to add it to a
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  Speaker 8: folder I gotta add this shit to the folder.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: This guy knows exactly what the fuck is up. He said,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: baby girl, you got a folder. I don't know where
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: that cut off. But I guess I just want to
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: say goodnight. Goodnight, y'all. Happy... Happy day. Do you think
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: it's a holiday? Does anybody know? Okay, it's showing yellow.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, boy.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Student loan payment. Like, why is this repeating? Delete all
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: future events. Jeez Louise. No holidays? I need, like, a
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: holiday alert. Or what do they call this? A fucking... Widget. Wait,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I bet I can do a widget.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Let's see widget this is stupid why am i doing
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: this calendar i remember being naked we were young freaks
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: just fresh to la i i went to add a
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  Speaker 1: widget and it's it's like wanting me to listen to
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: carly ray jepsen it's a song called la hallucinations off
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: of my favorite album emotion this is a banger Everybody
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: go check it out right now. I remember being naked.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Have I ever been naked in LA? I mean, yeah, definitely.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I like changed clothes probably about a million times. I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Know.
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  Speaker 1: I actually stayed in a hotel that had a really
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: nice shower. I actually do remember that. I love a shower.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I used to take baths in the hotels. I didn't
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: realize that that's like considered dirty. You know, until I, like,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: worked as a housekeeper in a hotel. And the other
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: housekeepers were like, never take a bath in the hotel.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I do it all the time.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? But I feel like sometimes
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: people just literally just say shit. They're like, don't drink
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  Speaker 1: the water. Be scared. Young freaks just fresh to L.A. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. anyways,
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  Speaker 1: it's a banger, I, I can't figure out the widget,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I literally, whatever, I mean, it's just, it wants to
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: make a widget that's, like, way too big, and I'm
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: sure there's a way to, like, pick a smaller one,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: but I don't know, I don't need, like, a big-ass widget,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: but part of me is, like, now I'm, like, I
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: could take a big-ass widget, it's the date, like, But,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: see if I delete these freaking apps. Or I could
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: add them to a folder. Okay, entertainment. See, I have
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: so many goddamn apps, it's, like, not even funny. Okay,
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: and now we're playing freaking Thumb War with the goddamn... See,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: I just, I don't know how to use this thing.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know. It just doesn't work. It just literally
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: doesn't work. Ugh. I remember being.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
• 25:24
  Speaker 8: This fucking guy.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: What the hell is this? This guy. Okay, I'm gonna
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: have to hype this guy up real quick. I don't know.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Somehow I ended up with, like, Snapchat friends that I
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: don't even know these people... But let me just hype
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: him up real quick. Everybody gets three emojis. When I
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: don't know, I just send three emojis. I don't know
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: if that was problematic what I sent. I don't think so.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Who is this guy? He looks kind of familiar. But
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: everybody looks kind of familiar to me. I know so
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: many people. I've seen. I've seen some shit. Okay. This
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: guy has a cool name.
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  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Okay. I'm hyping him up real quick. This is my job.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: I'm like the hyper of men. I'm the high hyper
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: of men. Oh my gosh. See it scares me a little.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Cause like. I get on here and I'm like.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: And then I see that I sent a bunch of
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: people stuff. And I'm like, what the fuck did I send?
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: What did I literally send? I'm sure it was just stupid. Oh, okay.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: I'm just sending a pic of myself. Okay, cute. Totally normal.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: It's a cute, innocent picture. Don't even worry about it. Um... Okay.
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Fine then. Fine then. Alright. Night night.