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Carter for Harris · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

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  Time when things are shifting
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  who are fake news.
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  I am not suicidal.
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  We'll circle back with you directly I can circle back. I'll circle back.
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  Do not come.
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  do not come.
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  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 253 of the Jeffrey and Brian show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:43
  Brian McFadden: I'm Brian.
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  Testecleese: Just you guys drinking some beers. It's hard for what's going on.
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  Testecleese: Been a busy
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  Testecleese: shoot month or so, but
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  Testecleese: and we ran out of. We ran out of time on Tuesday, and that was a makeup space episode, because we had too much too much to talk about.
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  Testecleese: We got more in this one. I don't think we're gonna get to
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  Testecleese: a bunch of it. We got what 5 pages.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Oh, well.
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  Testecleese: I don't know whatever we'll get to what we get to. I tried to put them in the order that we find most interesting, but.
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  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Testecleese: Well, let's, I suppose we dive right into this. Are we expecting Guapo to make us a drop by today?
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  Brian McFadden: I am! Let me text him to remind him.
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  Testecleese: If he's busy he's busy he's got. He is a single dad, after all. And you know, like
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  Testecleese: I'm never going to step on his toes for that.
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  Brian McFadden: No, no.
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  Testecleese: So Trump went to the the sold out Al Smith dinner
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  Testecleese: without Kamala Harris.
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  Brian McFadden: Oh! She showed up.
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  Testecleese: No, she
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  Testecleese: wow!
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  Testecleese: She did a video. Did you see the video?
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  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't see the video.
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  Testecleese: Okay.
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  Testecleese: Is that
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  Testecleese: the wow? I want to say his name is Molly Shannon, but I can't remember. I don't think it was the woman who played Mary Catherine Gallagher on Saturday night, live back in.
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  Brian McFadden: Oh, she was. Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, when she put her hands in her armpits to smell her fingers when she got nervous.
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  Testecleese: And I was like, Wow! You made it a point to try to like pick on the Catholics. One more time.
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  Testecleese: Wow.
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  Testecleese: yeah, it was just it was terrible.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, it was real bad.
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  Testecleese: And
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  Testecleese: Trump's pretty funny for the most part. I mean he made some good jokes. He basically said that the view should bring back Rosie O'donnell because she's a piece of trash, too. Bring her back to their stupid show.
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  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, I I didn't watch the whole dinner, but I did see some of it.
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  Testecleese: And I mean.
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  Testecleese: okay, she wasn't necessarily trying to pick on Catholics, because it's a Catholic
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  Testecleese: run
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  Testecleese: dinner.
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  Testecleese: So you know, I mean, I understand why you might
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  Testecleese: bring in the the funny Catholic schoolgirl, and that but apparently the woman plays. Mary Catherine Gallagher is older
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  Testecleese: than Harris.
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  Brian McFadden: Okay.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, that's
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  Testecleese: jeez. And she's older than you, isn't she?
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  Brian McFadden: I think we might just come on. Yeah.
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  Testecleese: He's 59.
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  Brian McFadden: I'm 56.
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  Testecleese: There you go.
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  Testecleese: We we finally found someone older than Brian. That's not Joe Biden.
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  Brian McFadden: Yep.
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  Testecleese: Oh, here's an interesting thing, Ralph, that
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  Testecleese: set up at Mar-a-lago and built himself a little sniper's nest.
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  Testecleese: Apparently he's asked for the Judge Eileen Cannon to recuse herself from the case.
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  Testecleese: Alright! Do you know why.
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  Brian McFadden: He represent himself. That's right, he is, isn't he?
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  Testecleese: He might be. And I learned a long time ago. Only if anyone represent themselves
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  Testecleese: as a defense attorney, as a fool for a client.
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  Brian McFadden: Yep.
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  Testecleese: But do you know why he has to recuse himself.
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  Brian McFadden: No, I didn't catch that.
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  Testecleese: She is the one who dismissed the charges in Texas against Trump, and he was the one who put her in her position.
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  Testecleese: So I was like
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  Brian McFadden: That's pretty much going to be most a lot of judges there.
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  Brian McFadden: What! He only wants a
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  Brian McFadden: them appointed judge to hear the case that.
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  Testecleese: Lonnie.
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  Brian McFadden: How it works.
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  Testecleese: Not even sla. This is the one who dismissed the charges against trump.
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  Testecleese: Let's see if I can can't remember what charges they were. She was randomly assigned.
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  Testecleese: She was
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  Testecleese: oh, my God!
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  Testecleese: I can't remember. I can't find it. Of course not.
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  Testecleese: She was the one who dismissed
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  Testecleese: charges in Texas, whichever one those were.
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  Testecleese: Whatever I get it, I mean, if if she's made decisions in the past and someone's favor, I understand why you may not want them involved, but that doesn't necessarily mean she has to, because
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  Testecleese: I mean
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  Testecleese: realistically, if you can't get a fair trial in any jurisdiction, we should let that person walk free because they can't get a fair trial under their right correct.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Well, the judge in the
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  Testecleese: Derek Chauvin trial for killing.
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  Testecleese: Oh, my God! Who's the Fentanyl guy
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  Testecleese: Floyd? George Floyd even said, you're not going to get a fair trial anywhere in the State, and it's like
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  Brian McFadden: Who had.
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  Testecleese: You're not. Then you can't try him. Then, if you can't get a
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  Testecleese: I see him sending trash to Guapo.
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  Brian McFadden: Not just him. They've all been using that chat all week long.
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  Testecleese: All right. I don't have a monitor.
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  Brian McFadden: That one, you know, but they've been. They all
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  Brian McFadden: the 3 Musketeers have been all over that thing all week long.
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  Testecleese: 3 muskets ears.
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  Testecleese: And we mentioned this a little while ago. I think it was Michigan, right where the the dude, was executed when everyone involved basically said, No, we shouldn't execute this guy yet. We should at least have a good look.
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  Brian McFadden: I think it was Michigan, but.
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  Testecleese: Maybe it was Missouri.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Well, something like that just came up in Texas.
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  Testecleese: and it was a 22 year old case like this happened 22 years ago.
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  Testecleese: and I read the article. And I was like, Oh, I'm definitely gonna talk about this. Then, 45 min later
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  Testecleese: the the judge went and pushed back the execution like, let's make sure.
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  Brian McFadden: Right.
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  Testecleese: he was. He has been accused and convicted of killing his own son.
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  Testecleese: Very young child.
• 6:48
  Testecleese: but the issue is, it was shaking baby syndrome.
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  Testecleese: you know whether or not that's intentional is difficult to like to kill. Someone is difficult, and then, on top of that
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  Testecleese: execution usually requires something above and beyond murder
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  Testecleese: usually requires something egregious. You know what I mean.
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  Brian McFadden: Yes.
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  Testecleese: So this should be interesting to see where it goes. Texas
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  Testecleese: doesn't have a problem executing people, though I will say that.
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  Brian McFadden: No.
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  Testecleese: Alright! So the 2 joys are coming up next year.
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  Brian McFadden: Oh, goody!
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  Testecleese: Yeah, Joy Behar is the white one that's on the view right.
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  Brian McFadden: Do. Yeah.
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  Testecleese: She's just now starting to get concerned about
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  Testecleese: all these polls turning towards trump.
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  Testecleese: I'm telling you every time Kamala Harris opens her mouth.
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  Brian McFadden: Greetings.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, trump gets more people.
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  Testecleese: And then.
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  Brian McFadden: That was what they were afraid of from the beginning. That's why they
• 7:50
  Brian McFadden: try to do the the biden approach and hide her in the basement.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, she says something. People just look at her like, what'd you just say, like, what kind of garbage was that?
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  Testecleese: And you know they're blaming somebody. Where are you hiding from? The news?
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  Brian McFadden: Joe's got a lot of problems.
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  Brian McFadden: but he's relatable.
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  Testecleese: Oh, especially yeah.
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  Brian McFadden: He's not.
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  Brian McFadden: But he doesn't talk down to people for the most part, and people can understand where he's coming from.
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  Testecleese: And usually when he does talk down to someone, it's usually in a joking manner. It's like, it's actually funny, like when he went to the fire.
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  Brian McFadden: Descending, and she cackles.
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  Brian McFadden: Those aren't 2 things that
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  Brian McFadden: I'm looking for in a resume for President of the United States. I don't care if she's a female or a male irrelevant to me, I'm fine to have a female president somewhere down the road, but I want to be qualified.
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  Testecleese: Sometimes. Oh, go ahead! I'm sorry.
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  Brian McFadden: I want them to know, you know.
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  Brian McFadden: I want them to be semi familiar with politics and the runnings of the government.
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  Brian McFadden: and she ain't that.
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  Testecleese: If I was to bring up an example of a woman, I would vote for Brian. Who would it be.
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  Brian McFadden: Tulsi, Gabbard.
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  Testecleese: Gabbard, you know I would vote for I I almost registered Democrat in Massachusetts, so I could vote in the primary for her.
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  Testecleese: But she didn't make it that far.
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  Testecleese: And then she went and joined Trump's team. I'm like, okay, you know. She got trump. Got Gabbard and Rfk. Jr.
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  Testecleese: I get it.
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  Testecleese: And then I look at the Democrats, and they're talking about toxic masculinity and how men are evil, and then turn around and ask, why won't men vote for a woman? It's because they're sexist like dude. You spend 15 years calling them a piece of shit. You know what I mean. It's like, why.
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  Testecleese: dudes don't like ultimatums, and especially if you say
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  Testecleese: vote for me or you're not a man.
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  Testecleese: Yeah, get the fuck. Get the fuck out of my car. You know
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  Testecleese: you could walk your ass home
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  Testecleese: anyway. The other Joy Joy Reid, the the black woman who had trump hair.
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  Testecleese: She's Msnbc, I believe, right.
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  Brian McFadden: Yes, I believe so.
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  Testecleese: Okay.
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  Testecleese: yeah. Apparently wanting to and having children
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  Testecleese: is part of the nationalistic drive towards fascism.
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  Brian McFadden: Did she consult with President Clinton before former President Clinton? Because have you ever noticed that if they're a Democrat they're always Presidents for the rest of their lives. But if you're a Republican with the last name of Trump, you're the former President.
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  Testecleese: It's only trump like they still call him President Bush.
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  Brian McFadden: So
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  Brian McFadden: Does she not hear what former President Clinton just said on the campaign trail last week, about.
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  Testecleese: Resident.
• 10:36
  Brian McFadden: He said, that the reason why we need illegal aliens for the workers because we're not having enough babies in the country.
• 10:45
  Testecleese: Yeah.
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  Brian McFadden: So does that mean he's being fascist
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  Brian McFadden: because he's talking about how we need to have more babies.
• 10:51
  Testecleese: She has 3.
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  Testecleese: Is she a fascist? Nationalistic person?
• 10:57
  Testecleese: They'll say, whatever they think they need to. And then
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  Testecleese: they understand that the average person who.
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  Testecleese: the average American.
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  Testecleese: Probably the average human, has the memory of a goldfish.
• 11:10
  Testecleese: you know. They're swimming around the bowl, and they find the same castle over and over again. They're excited when they find it.
• 11:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: It's the whole. It's not happening. You're crazy conspiracy theory. Okay, it's happening. But it's only a little bit. Well, actually, yeah, it is happening, and it's a good thing, and it's always been a good thing.
• 11:27
  Testecleese: It's just, oh, my goodness, dude!
• 11:31
  Testecleese: Yeah. And I read this article. I didn't share it. But then you ended up sharing it, and I was like, All right. We'll definitely talk about it. We'll put an intro then, and not just in a leftover.
• 11:39
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 11:41
  Testecleese: Tell me about this teacher.
• 11:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, zoom.
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  Testecleese: E.
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  Brian McFadden: it's a female teacher that
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  Brian McFadden: had sex with a 16 year old student.
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  Brian McFadden: and they the headline says she was mauled.
• 11:59
  Brian McFadden: She mauled.
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  Testecleese: Yeah.
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  Brian McFadden: We have, you know, but
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  Brian McFadden: you find me a 16 year old boy that wouldn't go for this.
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  Testecleese: It doesn't matter does not matter. She's.
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  Brian McFadden: She was 26,
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  Brian McFadden: and
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  Brian McFadden: she got a break by vowing to suspend her. She got away. She said
• 12:17
  Brian McFadden: her suspenses was suspended, and she got placed on probation. If she does well behaviorally. In the 1st 90 days behind Bar.
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  Testecleese: Oh, and she has to go to sex rehabilitation.
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  Brian McFadden: So? Why.
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  Testecleese: His name is.
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  Brian McFadden: Slap on the wrist.
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  Testecleese: You know that she actually had other students standing look out because she didn't just bang this kid. She banged him in the school.
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  Testecleese: and you know oh, what's the big deal, dude? If this was a man.
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  Testecleese: Banging a woman, a girl in school.
• 12:51
  Testecleese: we would lock up, throw away the key, and no one would have a problem with that. Yeah, why? Why is it? Okay, when women do it? And we brought this up several times how? It's
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  Testecleese: overwhelmingly women teachers now doing it.
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  Testecleese: Wow.
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  Testecleese: I just. And she's 26. Are you kidding me like you tell me she can't go find an actual man.
• 13:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, right? I know.
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  Testecleese: If you can't, if you can buy beer and they can't vote.
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  Testecleese: stay away right.
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  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
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  Testecleese: yeah. 16 is not. What is that? A sophomore?
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  Testecleese: Maybe a junior.
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  Brian McFadden: Maybe. Yeah, probably sophomore, though.
• 13:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, I mean, I
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  Testecleese: I had just turned 19. My birthday was like at the cutoff.
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  Testecleese: When I went to school. I was 19 when I graduated, but I did graduate on time.
• 13:43
  Testecleese: but I was older than most of the other guys
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  Testecleese: shoot. I had a tattoo on the wrestling team my senior year.
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  Testecleese: That that, intimidated the other teams wrestling. They'd be like that dude has a tattoo
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  Testecleese: that's right rich.
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  Testecleese: oh, here we go, West Virginia and Ohio.
• 14:05
  Testecleese: moving on to local
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  Testecleese: Ohio, obviously borders
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  Testecleese: West Virginia to the north.
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  Testecleese: They are asking to ban medical intervention for
• 14:18
  Testecleese: gender dysphoria basically don't give them puberty blockers, hormones don't cut their penis off if they're children.
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  Brian McFadden: But they got to get special permission
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  Brian McFadden: to do that because of the Federal law in place.
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  Testecleese: Which is nuts. I need
• 14:33
  Testecleese: the Supreme Court of the United States permission to not
• 14:37
  Testecleese: chemically castrate a child
• 14:40
  Testecleese: like that seems kind of ridiculous.
• 14:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, it is ridiculous.
• 14:46
  Testecleese: And also here in Kanawha County
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  Testecleese: there is a coal fire. But the crazy thing is, it's underground.
• 14:55
  Testecleese: I don't know how much people know how minds work these days, but it's not like in the
• 14:59
  Testecleese: 18 early 18 hundreds, when you dug a hole and had a like a cave.
• 15:04
  Testecleese: basically like kind of strip mine, and they're like, rip up everything. Then put it back after you take out what you want.
• 15:09
  Brian McFadden: Hmm.
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  Testecleese: This is coal burning deep below the surface, and it's smoking out the entire county
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  Testecleese: very crazy, because even rain, you know, rain's not helping. Obviously it's underground.
• 15:22
  Testecleese: I've been keeping an eye on it, but I haven't been able to find much follow up
• 15:26
  Testecleese: since I read about this the 1st time about 2, 3 days ago.
• 15:32
  Testecleese: All right. What's going on in Chesapeake?
• 15:35
  Brian McFadden: They are getting a brand new building being built.
• 15:38
  Brian McFadden: and it's going to be the tallest building in
• 15:43
  Brian McFadden: in Chesapeake at 508 feet.
• 15:48
  Brian McFadden: Todd.
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  Testecleese: The tallest building in Chesapeake, all of Virginia.
• 15:52
  Brian McFadden: And it's a company out of South Korea that manufactures deep water and deep water, cables
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  Brian McFadden: it for submarines
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  Brian McFadden: and stuff like that. So.
• 16:06
  Testecleese: Cables.
• 16:08
  Testecleese: All right.
• 16:10
  Testecleese: I'm not sure how the deep water cables can help a submarine.
• 16:13
  Brian McFadden: The health manufacturing their submarine submar submariner cable. So maybe it's not submarine. Maybe I'm saying the wrong world.
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  Testecleese: That you might, you might be referring to the.
• 16:25
  Brian McFadden: They have hang the cables from the top side, using gravity to make them tighter.
• 16:32
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 16:33
  Testecleese: Well.
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  Testecleese: don't know why they need a giant building necessarily, but maybe they do.
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  Testecleese: Alright. I don't.
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  Brian McFadden: To bring 330 jobs
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  Brian McFadden: to.
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  Testecleese: Build it, or.
• 16:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:45
  Testecleese: To build it or to work in it.
• 16:47
  Brian McFadden: To work on it.
• 16:48
  Testecleese: Wow. And then how many people are gonna be needed to build the thing, too, like, that's a
• 16:52
  Testecleese: how many union workers gonna get a job to build this structure as well. You know.
• 16:55
  Testecleese: Crane, operator as well as.
• 16:57
  Brian McFadden: Right. Actually, I found here where the building is actually going to be 660 feet tall.
• 17:04
  Testecleese: Let's do it.
• 17:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, then the current tallest building in Virginia is 508 feet. Okay.
• 17:10
  Brian McFadden: so it's gonna be.
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  Testecleese: 100 and 60.
• 17:12
  Brian McFadden: Feet taller than the tallest building right now.
• 17:16
  Testecleese: I'm guessing that's the tallest building is probably up in Northern Virginia, by DC. Area.
• 17:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's a town.
• 17:23
  Brian McFadden: It's the western at town center. So yeah, probably it's a hotel.
• 17:28
  Testecleese: Gotta say the Westin is a hotel, isn't it?
• 17:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
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  Testecleese: Very interesting.
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  Testecleese: Pardon me, Wapo has arrived.
• 17:38
  Brian McFadden: All right.
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  Testecleese: The hand.
• 17:40
  Brian McFadden: It's amazing.
• 17:41
  El Guapo: Good! How's it going.
• 17:43
  Testecleese: It's going. It's good to see you again, my friend.
• 17:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, just running around with the kids today. And they're like, Oh, shoot show tonight
• 17:52
  El Guapo: to be.
• 17:52
  Testecleese: Of. There was a costume contest down in for the county down in the town today.
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  Brian McFadden: You went down.
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  Testecleese: I did not participate, but I
• 18:02
  Testecleese: did dress up in all of my Massachusetts sports teams that I like.
• 18:07
  El Guapo: All right. How'd that go.
• 18:10
  Testecleese: It went awesome. My little girl won scariest costume
• 18:14
  Testecleese: like a zombie.
• 18:16
  Testecleese: We had the the wife actually got a mold of a brain and did like a white chocolate, great and drained up to make the brain matter, and then filled it with a cherry pie, filling so on stage when they were judging her. She takes a bite out of this brain. It just bleeds everywhere.
• 18:35
  El Guapo: That's cool.
• 18:36
  Testecleese: What I'm concerned is that my daughter may now vote Democrat because she's dead.
• 18:41
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 18:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 18:46
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was a good time, though it was funny, because they had my
• 18:49
  Testecleese: My! 19 month old was there with us. Oh, what is she dressed up as a farm girl like we didn't dress her up. It's just Saturday
• 18:57
  Testecleese: I'm like, well, we don't have any like. Well, we don't have anyone that young in that category. So go ahead and put her in. She's automatically gonna win, like, oh, okay. But like.
• 19:05
  El Guapo: Yeah. Why not be surprised?
• 19:07
  Testecleese: She's not in costume.
• 19:09
  El Guapo: No.
• 19:10
  Brian McFadden: They don't care.
• 19:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, they just.
• 19:12
  Brian McFadden: You get a lot of participants.
• 19:13
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're.
• 19:14
  Testecleese: Had. Yeah, they already had a bucket of candy and stickers and glow sticks and everything to give away. So.
• 19:19
  El Guapo: At least for next time. People be like Hey, you know what? Remember that competition for a little farm girl.
• 19:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, I just thought it was hilarious like, is she? Was she a farmer girl like?
• 19:28
  Testecleese: Sure? No, she's just. She's just wearing overalls.
• 19:32
  El Guapo: Oh, man.
• 19:34
  El Guapo: you know as I hate is the onesies
• 19:38
  El Guapo: I'm like. Oh, my God! I hate those things.
• 19:41
  Testecleese: Daisies.
• 19:42
  El Guapo: Yeah, for girls, little girls.
• 19:44
  Testecleese: Well, maybe going out in public. Yeah, like, I have like 6 of them. But they're all pajama stuff I wear around the house.
• 19:49
  El Guapo: No, no, for like the girl like to for her like, because you have to take almost the undress just to change the diaper and stuff like that.
• 19:56
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, yeah, I get that.
• 19:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 19:59
  Testecleese: New category that we have been doing long enough, that we finally last episode, or maybe the one before made an actual category for it. Massachusetts News. Because Massachusetts
• 20:09
  Testecleese: is showing up in my newsfeed all the time.
• 20:13
  Testecleese: There's a restaurant that got a hard time
• 20:17
  Testecleese: from the locals because they allowed these World war, 2 reenactors to sit down and eat
• 20:22
  Testecleese: while still dressed as Nazis.
• 20:25
  El Guapo: I'm sorry. Say what.
• 20:27
  Testecleese: They were still dressed as Nazis, while they sat down to eat.
• 20:31
  El Guapo: Reinjector.
• 20:33
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 20:33
  El Guapo: Just reenactors.
• 20:35
  Testecleese: They were reenactors. But even if they weren't, if they were actual Nazis.
• 20:39
  Testecleese: what right does a restaurant to say you have to lead.
• 20:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 20:44
  El Guapo: I mean they don't. They just don't get that. Some of the Nazis are well, so the military personnel were forced to like, even from all different countries just got recruited.
• 20:55
  El Guapo: You know. They were not even Germanys at all. They were like different fashions and stuff.
• 21:00
  Testecleese: Wasn't even German dude. He was Austrian.
• 21:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's different people from different countries, like, you know.
• 21:07
  Testecleese: That's not a thing. Here you have a 1st amendment right? And don't get me wrong. It's despicable. If you actually dressed up like a Nazi, and went in, went out in public.
• 21:14
  El Guapo: Or Hugo, boss. You don't want to dress up with a Hugo boss.
• 21:20
  Testecleese: Bob.
• 21:21
  El Guapo: I mean you may. What do you like? And now there's a sharp uniform.
• 21:25
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, I mean, yeah, I expect. Well, they were ss, too, like the.
• 21:29
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah.
• 21:30
  Testecleese: Real nasty guys. But there was a shop looking uniform, just like the Marine Corps uniform. Their dress uniform is gorgeous, isn't it?
• 21:37
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 21:38
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong. I like the Navy dress blues.
• 21:42
  Testecleese: but it is not nearly as good looking as the Marine Corps. The the navy is just traditional. You know what I mean.
• 21:47
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't like the new white ones with that little.
• 21:50
  Brian McFadden: I don't like the new white ones either.
• 21:52
  Testecleese: I haven't seen the new. They changed the dress uniform again.
• 21:55
  El Guapo: Yeah, the white ones that got a little white blue stripes like the blues.
• 22:00
  El Guapo: white with the blue stripes all around.
• 22:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, we used to have black black piping on the whites right.
• 22:05
  Brian McFadden: And it's blue now.
• 22:07
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 22:08
  Testecleese: I just remember thinking I was like, if this was the uniforms like, imagine trying to take off 13 buttons on your pants, trying to turn your pants into a life vest when you went overboard.
• 22:17
  El Guapo: Unless you're smart, you sew it on and get a Velcro on or super, you know.
• 22:21
  Testecleese: Okay. No.
• 22:22
  Brian McFadden: I would only button like 4 buttons.
• 22:25
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! I wore my! I wore my uniform properly. Okay, but I did know guys who velcroed it, and I was like at least, zipper it cause then it won't shift on you when you sit down, or something.
• 22:37
  El Guapo: You know.
• 22:40
  Testecleese: But no, I I but I wore my dress uniform twice a year, and it was for inspection one inspection a year for each uniform.
• 22:47
  Brian McFadden: I had to wear mine all the time when I was taking pictures.
• 22:50
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah, you did.
• 22:52
  Testecleese: Not even your utilities.
• 22:55
  Testecleese: No.
• 22:57
  El Guapo: Ceremonies and stuff.
• 22:59
  Testecleese: I suppose if you do it.
• 23:00
  Brian McFadden: Decommisinging of ships, decommissioning of ships, you know.
• 23:03
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 23:04
  Testecleese: Yeah. That's a good point.
• 23:05
  Brian McFadden: Resident. Shows.
• 23:06
  El Guapo: Hey? Hey! You choose your rate, you choose your fate, you know.
• 23:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, I how many times did I hear that as the when I was working sewage on a navy ship, choose your rate. Choose your fate like you're the one who chose to be a Turd chaser.
• 23:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, you're the one that want to be a photographer, and guess what is going to be volunteer to all this events.
• 23:24
  Testecleese: That's the crazy thing is this asshole went to see your school.
• 23:28
  El Guapo: Hmm, yeah, I could see it. They like they were assigned to.
• 23:31
  El Guapo: like, recall that.
• 23:33
  Testecleese: Combat photographers, but I was like, see your school. I was like seals. Go to see.
• 23:37
  El Guapo: Even drone the drone pilots. They had to go to steer school.
• 23:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I don't get it.
• 23:43
  Testecleese: You're not in the. You're not in the aircraft, though. Yeah.
• 23:45
  El Guapo: Yeah, you're in there for, like Mohammed Desert, like, you know.
• 23:49
  Testecleese: And operate a drone on the other side of the planet.
• 23:52
  Testecleese: I can still.
• 23:54
  El Guapo: No, I can see if you're gonna be like in the field operating, you know, like, close to it.
• 24:00
  Testecleese: That's stupid, just like it drove me nuts that they sent the wife in the Air Force to Abu Dhabi.
• 24:07
  Testecleese: To do the same thing she was doing
• 24:10
  Testecleese: at Langley Air Force Base in Virginia
• 24:13
  Testecleese: like she didn't have to physically be there. She crunched numbers. I was like, why, how much did it cost us to send her to Abu Dhabi?
• 24:20
  Testecleese: For 6 months, and then come back.
• 24:23
  El Guapo: And I bet she was getting hassle duty pay. She was getting all this freaking pay.
• 24:26
  Testecleese: Oh, we are. Oh, yeah.
• 24:27
  El Guapo: What I'm talking about like the.
• 24:30
  Testecleese: Separation, pay all that stuff.
• 24:31
  El Guapo: Yeah, if you don't have to be there physically, there's no reason to be there.
• 24:35
  Testecleese: It's a waste of taxpayer money, and
• 24:38
  Testecleese: who wants to pack up and go across the planet if you don't need to.
• 24:41
  El Guapo: I could see I could see that when I send her for a spot check like, Hey, I need you to go over there for like 2, 3 weeks. Make sure this. Everything's good.
• 24:48
  Testecleese: Yeah. But you know we don't have any F 20 twos in Abu Dhabi.
• 24:52
  El Guapo: Oh, okay, but I'm just saying like, I don't know what she was doing. But if it's like, Hey this I don't know. Go check it out once, you know, once a year, you know. Go over there, check it out, check the numbers over there, make sure they match and come back.
• 25:04
  Testecleese: No, they. They sent her the numbers from the base she did work at at Langley.
• 25:09
  Testecleese: yeah, sends her the numbers
• 25:11
  Testecleese: so she could do her job in Abu Dhabi, then send it back.
• 25:14
  Testecleese: I was like
• 25:16
  Testecleese: she could have just walked across the hallway and got that information. You know what I mean.
• 25:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 25:22
  El Guapo: all right.
• 25:24
  Testecleese: So the
• 25:26
  Testecleese: let's move on to the economy here while we're talking about the cost of stuff.
• 25:31
  Testecleese: This is very confusing to me.
• 25:35
  Testecleese: Stocks are up for the 6th straight week in a row. But I will point out that
• 25:41
  Testecleese: that's an average.
• 25:42
  Testecleese: So not just because you had money in the market doesn't mean your 4 0. 1 K. Went up.
• 25:47
  Testecleese: for example. Weapons. Manufacturers have gone up.
• 25:50
  Testecleese: but as stocks have gone up, gold has hit an all time. High silver is near an all time. High
• 25:58
  Testecleese: Bitcoin is near an all time high, and oil is down.
• 26:04
  Testecleese: and so
• 26:06
  Testecleese: I don't. Normally, if the market goes up, gold and silver go up, and vice versa.
• 26:13
  Testecleese: So
• 26:14
  Testecleese: So we're buying gold and stock at the same time in the same quantity. That just seems very strange.
• 26:21
  El Guapo: You know.
• 26:22
  Testecleese: Is it possible, because the election is coming up and no one knows what's going to happen? And they're hedging their bets on both sides.
• 26:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 26:30
  El Guapo: and the oil price and the oil price. Yes, we got a ton of oil. But this refinery we lost couple of refineries a couple of years ago, so I don't know.
• 26:39
  Testecleese: There's 1 in California that's closing down by the end of next year.
• 26:42
  El Guapo: So the ad go price is gonna go higher or fuel price.
• 26:46
  Testecleese: Because well.
• 26:47
  Testecleese: here's the thing is I
• 26:49
  Testecleese: I've been wanting to write my governor a letter about minting our own money currency here.
• 26:55
  El Guapo: What you're in West Virginia. Hold on.
• 26:58
  Testecleese: What?
• 26:59
  El Guapo: I think they're already like gold and silver West Virginia, or something.
• 27:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, but no State is producing their own money at this point.
• 27:09
  Testecleese: It is in the Constitution that they can. I want to write them a letter about that. But at the same time I'm including there. Hey? Let's offer this company
• 27:17
  Testecleese: to build their oil refinery
• 27:19
  Testecleese: here in West Virginia. They're going to build it somewhere.
• 27:23
  Testecleese: Why not bring the jobs here to to West Virginia, you know.
• 27:28
  Brian McFadden: Sideways.
• 27:29
  Testecleese: And I know people are dumb like, oh, don't do it! United States. It's dirty. Well, I tell you what, we have more regulations than China does, and it costs more money to transport that crap from China to here because you're still going to put it in your car, aren't you?
• 27:41
  El Guapo: February 19, th 2024, West Virginia South. What is the Senate Bill? 8, 43.
• 27:48
  El Guapo: The purpose of this bill is to recognize gold and silver bullion as a species, a species as a legal tender in West Virginia.
• 27:57
  Testecleese: Yes, but they're not West. Virginia itself is not minting coins.
• 28:02
  El Guapo: You know what I prefer just being silver and gold bullion being recognized as a currency.
• 28:08
  Testecleese: I know what you mean, but that now you have people taking measurements and all sorts of stuff versus. This is an official call.
• 28:13
  El Guapo: No, you wanna like, standardize. Yeah.
• 28:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, like, this is one.
• 28:17
  El Guapo: Like, if you know like, hey? Well, when you just make the our money.
• 28:22
  Testecleese: That's saying. I want to write my governor a letter and be like, let's just go ahead and start minting West Virginia dollars.
• 28:26
  El Guapo: You state Representative, the State, not the Senate, but the Congressman.
• 28:32
  El Guapo: Work your way better.
• 28:34
  Testecleese: Why, even do that? It's go straight to the governor. That's an executive decision.
• 28:38
  El Guapo: Yeah, go. Well, he still had to pass it through.
• 28:42
  Testecleese: True. True, someone else, I mean. I guess I could contact my local Congress, but.
• 28:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, just introduce as a bill like, Hey, can we make our money, you know, standardize it based on the United States Constitution.
• 28:53
  Testecleese: There you go. Maybe that's what I'll do is I'll sit down and give everything a real good read and write up my own bill and send it off to every Congressman and Senator in West Virginia, and the Governor.
• 29:03
  Testecleese: Let everyone give it a good read.
• 29:05
  Testecleese: and then make sure that I put it up for people to see, too like
• 29:10
  Testecleese: matter what happens to the Us. Dollar. At that point we still have gold currency, and silver currency.
• 29:15
  Testecleese: and you know the State next year is going to accept your money, whether may they may not say
• 29:19
  Testecleese: it's worth the exact same amount. But they're gonna say it's got this much gold, and it will take it. Yeah, we know exactly how much gold is in it.
• 29:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's a standard.
• 29:27
  Testecleese: I think every State should be doing this honestly, but
• 29:31
  Testecleese: for some reason people think that you have to print an ounce of silver and call it $1, and that's worth $1 us. So no 1 1
• 29:41
  Testecleese: quote Dollar West Virginia money could be worth
• 29:44
  Testecleese: $30. Us. You know what I mean.
• 29:48
  Testecleese: And doesn't have to be pure silver. It could be
• 29:50
  Testecleese: it could be a 3rd of an ounce, and it could be.
• 29:53
  El Guapo: No, yeah. If you go to like the bullion stores, they got like a 1 11101 ounce of worth of gold in the like a little bill looking thing. It's nice.
• 30:03
  Testecleese: Yeah. Yeah. But I mean, why not
• 30:06
  Testecleese: put it into a coin? Just have that be like the centerpiece of the coin? The rest of it would be zinc. That's around it.
• 30:12
  Testecleese: just you know.
• 30:13
  El Guapo: Technical.
• 30:14
  Testecleese: No, not even like inside the middle of it, but like there's a circle in the center of it that you can see on both sides.
• 30:21
  Testecleese: and then.
• 30:22
  El Guapo: No, no, I get your idea like how like a nickel around the goal. So it protects the goal.
• 30:28
  El Guapo: and you could damage the nickel all the way around it, but you still.
• 30:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, when you when you drop it, it's not gonna warp the gold because it's so soft.
• 30:36
  El Guapo: Well, they that's what they use Nick, Nick,
• 30:39
  El Guapo: nickel as well like mix.
• 30:41
  Testecleese: Nickels are not made of nickel.
• 30:43
  El Guapo: No, I'm sorry not nickel. It's a copper and gold. They mix it so make a little bit harder
• 30:48
  El Guapo: the usement the usement does the
• 30:52
  El Guapo: yeah. Maybe.
• 30:53
  Testecleese: You go.
• 30:53
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 30:54
  Testecleese: Anyway.
• 30:57
  Testecleese: Walgreens is closing 1,200 locations. Seven-eleven is closing over 400 locations.
• 31:04
  El Guapo: Adam is doing good.
• 31:05
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, Big Watts is closing a bunch of stores.
• 31:08
  Testecleese: Hooters has declared bankruptcy.
• 31:10
  Testecleese: Red lobster has declared bankruptcy
• 31:14
  Testecleese: but the economy is amazing. And you're dumb if you don't realize that.
• 31:18
  El Guapo: That's right.
• 31:22
  Testecleese: And
• 31:23
  Testecleese: we can make the arguments that people are eating healthier.
• 31:27
  Testecleese: But I don't believe that.
• 31:28
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all.
• 31:30
  Testecleese: Now I am.
• 31:31
  Brian McFadden: People are eating crap here, because that's all they can afford.
• 31:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, see, I hear that a lot.
• 31:37
  Testecleese: But if you put in a little bit of effort depending on where you live, if you're in New York City. It's gonna be real tough to find a locally slaughtered and processed cow that's not full of preservatives. I go down the street.
• 31:49
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, it's more than down the street. I drive 40 min.
• 31:52
  Testecleese: I go speak to the butcher who got the cow from the farmer.
• 31:57
  Testecleese: and I buy
• 31:59
  Testecleese: 30 pounds of beef. I take it home. I freeze most of it. I keep. Some of them is steaks that I won't eat like a top sirloin, and like the filet Mignon I put aside. I'm gonna eat those. Those are great, delicious!
• 32:10
  Testecleese: And then, like a London broil, not a bad cut of meat.
• 32:14
  Testecleese: But I'll take a 303 and a half pound of meat, pound hunk of meat.
• 32:19
  Testecleese: run it through my meat slicer, which yes, I bought a Deli meat slicer.
• 32:24
  El Guapo: Nice.
• 32:24
  Testecleese: Not industrial use, but it can handle this. No problem. It's cutting through these things like butter.
• 32:30
  Testecleese: So I'm cutting these shavings off
• 32:33
  Testecleese: and making beef jerky in a dehydrator now, and that stuff's good for at least a year.
• 32:38
  Testecleese: So I make my beef jerky from a cow that I know wasn't pumped full of hormones, because I know the farmer.
• 32:44
  Testecleese: I know it wasn't packed full of preservatives. We shipped across the country. I know it wasn't frozen 4 times.
• 32:51
  Testecleese: And now, should I not be able to get in town for 3 weeks because a giant storm came through? I got a year's worth of beef jerky in my basement. I've got a year's worth of
• 33:05
  Testecleese: other stuff that's not quite as healthy like. I got a whole bunch of
• 33:09
  Testecleese: the thick and chunky Campbell's
• 33:11
  Testecleese: cans.
• 33:13
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 33:13
  Testecleese: You know, like the beef stew and all that stuff. Yeah.
• 33:17
  Testecleese: you know.
• 33:18
  Brian McFadden: How many mres you got.
• 33:20
  Testecleese: None, because they they taste like garbage.
• 33:24
  Testecleese: I don't care what anyone says, and an Mre. You open it, you have to eat it, and that's an entire day's worth of calories.
• 33:32
  Testecleese: That's nuts.
• 33:34
  El Guapo: Oh, you know!
• 33:35
  Testecleese: Is it.
• 33:35
  El Guapo: The Beans do.
• 33:39
  Testecleese: I want variety dude. I got beef stew. I got sirloin steak. I got
• 33:44
  Testecleese: beef jerky I've got. I've got pork ribs in my freezer down here. I got like 3 pigs worth of pork ribs in my freezer.
• 33:51
  El Guapo: Hold on! I'll be back.
• 33:53
  Testecleese: All right.
• 33:54
  Testecleese: Alright! Excuse me.
• 33:56
  Testecleese: and Biden has canceled even more
• 33:59
  Testecleese: student debt
• 34:01
  Testecleese: 4.5 billion. The Supreme Court has twice said, You can't do this.
• 34:07
  Brian McFadden: And he keeps thumbing his nose up at the Supreme Court.
• 34:11
  Testecleese: Well, this is 74 billion dollars of loans just for government workers.
• 34:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah just government workers.
• 34:18
  Testecleese: That's
• 34:21
  Testecleese: you know. I just come on, man.
• 34:24
  Testecleese: to quote Joe Biden.
• 34:26
  Brian McFadden: Very poor and impoverished. Those government workers.
• 34:30
  Testecleese: Well, it's hilarious that some some they call quote government workers or doctors and nurses that they're using. And it's like again, we talked about this before. It's like you think that the doctor can't pay a student debt.
• 34:42
  Brian McFadden: Alright!
• 34:44
  Testecleese: I don't think that.
• 34:44
  Brian McFadden: At all.
• 34:45
  Testecleese: And if these are, in fact predatory loans that you cannot pay back, and these people were taken advantage of.
• 34:50
  Testecleese: The Federal Government is the one who gave them these loans. Maybe we should stop doing that.
• 34:55
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 34:56
  Testecleese: Instead of continuing to do it, then saying, Yeah, don't bother paying it back.
• 35:01
  Testecleese: Just if why, why did I
• 35:06
  Testecleese: by night
• 35:09
  Testecleese: move up to Massachusetts with with family
• 35:13
  Testecleese: live
• 35:14
  Testecleese: tooth that eat, live hand to mouth.
• 35:17
  Testecleese: to pay down the debt I accrued as a dumb kid.
• 35:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:22
  Testecleese: And and rebuild myself
• 35:24
  Testecleese: and move out again.
• 35:26
  Testecleese: If I why, why didn't I just borrow a but ton of money? I never had to pay back
• 35:31
  Testecleese: like I could have just gone to college and said, FF. It pay for my debt.
• 35:35
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 35:36
  Testecleese: Like it's frustrating. So why didn't they forgive my debt?
• 35:40
  Testecleese: Oh, because they can't, because I didn't borrow it from the Federal Government.
• 35:44
  Testecleese: I think that's something a lot of Americans don't understand is student debt is money borrowed from the people. So when you say don't pay it back, that literally means your taxes just disappeared.
• 35:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 35:59
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 36:01
  Testecleese: all right. Well, as I was mentioning oil earlier.
• 36:05
  Testecleese: she wants the biggest oil boom.
• 36:08
  Testecleese: I'm sorry. Let me rephrase that.
• 36:12
  Testecleese: She, okay, yeah, she wants the biggest oil boom the United States has ever seen.
• 36:16
  Testecleese: After she has come out and said that these big oil companies are going to come out and pay the price for destroying the the entire planet.
• 36:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, that's not. I mean, if she's elected president, there'll be no big oil boom, because the companies aren't going to invest the money needed to invest in further oil exploration
• 36:34
  Brian McFadden: or new technologies or anything, because everything's going to be Evs. You know, they want Evs Evs Evs, even though there's more and more studies coming out, and more and more polls coming out, that the Evs are worse for the planet than fossil fuels, and that the normal American consumer doesn't want anything to do with Evs.
• 36:56
  Testecleese: Actually more than half people who own electric vehicles right now want to return them.
• 37:01
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 37:01
  Testecleese: That regretting, buying them.
• 37:03
  Brian McFadden: You can actually lease a ev vehicle for like
• 37:07
  Brian McFadden: it's some unredict, some ridiculous amount of money a month. It's like a hundred bucks a month, or something like that.
• 37:13
  El Guapo: Wow!
• 37:15
  Testecleese: Hey? Are we? Are we live.
• 37:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:19
  Brian McFadden: But nobody's watching.
• 37:19
  Testecleese: I don't see it on the paper.
• 37:22
  Testecleese: Well, I don't see it on the page, and
• 37:26
  Testecleese: the repeat offender said that he can't access it.
• 37:28
  Brian McFadden: I know it's gonna be an Australia thing I've already. I've already taken cause. I made sure he was a member of the group. He is because it goes into the Jeffrey and Brian group, the private group where there's 36 members.
• 37:43
  Testecleese: Oh, it's the private one. I was on the other one, because that's where I keep.
• 37:45
  Brian McFadden: No, no, it's in the private group.
• 37:47
  Testecleese: Of course, of course it is just because that's not the one I want.
• 37:50
  Brian McFadden: Facebook is
• 37:52
  Brian McFadden: you gotta have a certain number of activity and size page in order to be the live stream.
• 37:59
  Brian McFadden: No, on actual Facebook pages. We could, you could stream your personal page
• 38:05
  Brian McFadden: or a private group.
• 38:09
  Brian McFadden: And I'm not.
• 38:09
  Testecleese: Right.
• 38:10
  Brian McFadden: This to my personal page, yet you want to stream it to your personal page.
• 38:14
  Testecleese: No, so maybe I should make a whole bunch of fake accounts and sign up so that we can have enough people watching.
• 38:24
  Testecleese: as Guapo had mentioned earlier back to oil.
• 38:27
  Testecleese: California passed the fuel storage law, and then the
• 38:32
  Testecleese: the refinery in Los Angeles said that they're rolling out.
• 38:35
  Testecleese: They didn't specifically cite this, but it was immediately after.
• 38:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, put 2 and 2 together.
• 38:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know right.
• 38:44
  Testecleese: And now.
• 38:45
  Brian McFadden: Common sense.
• 38:46
  Testecleese: Now Trump is saying that no State will be allowed to ban gas powered cars.
• 38:53
  Testecleese: If that's the case, there are some stocks you should buy. I'm not going to tell anyone what to buy, but just a heads up in Massachusetts.
• 39:00
  Testecleese: It is illegal to have a gasoline powered.
• 39:05
  Testecleese: We'd wait.
• 39:06
  Brian McFadden: Or.
• 39:06
  Testecleese: Leaf blower
• 39:07
  Testecleese: not. You can have a snowblower.
• 39:09
  Testecleese: I think you gave a snowblower. I never got in trouble for mine.
• 39:13
  El Guapo: You never got caught.
• 39:15
  Testecleese: That's entirely possible, too.
• 39:19
  Testecleese: I believe me. I brought that with me, moving into the mountains of Appalachia, though.
• 39:25
  Testecleese: I got my snowblower. No way. I'm gonna try to shovel out. This ridiculous driveway
• 39:32
  Testecleese: problem is, my garage isn't attached. So I had to shovel my way to the garage to get my snowblower out.
• 39:37
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 39:39
  Testecleese: Which reminds me, I need to go by rock salt. I should write that down dude. It snowed here the other day.
• 39:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:43
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 39:44
  Brian McFadden: Saw that on Facebook
• 39:45
  Brian McFadden: it looked awesome.
• 39:47
  Testecleese: Was awesome. But then today, for this costume party contest thing.
• 39:52
  Testecleese: it was 75 degrees down in town.
• 39:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's warm here. It's cold at morning. It's like
• 39:58
  Brian McFadden: 50 degrees at 1st thing in the morning, but then the sun comes up. It's been getting into the sevens yet during.
• 40:03
  Testecleese: Oh, the the day it snowed! It snowed all day.
• 40:06
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 40:07
  Testecleese: It was. Yeah. It was wild.
• 40:09
  Brian McFadden: Probably global warming.
• 40:11
  Testecleese: That example. Obviously, that's what's making it. Speaking of. Did you see this crap about La Nina that's coming through.
• 40:17
  Brian McFadden: Yes, we go through this every few years.
• 40:21
  Testecleese: It's usually El Nino. That's a summer thing. La Nina is supposed to make your winters more harsh.
• 40:26
  Brian McFadden: Oh, really.
• 40:28
  Testecleese: I know I was like no one ever heard of El Nino until what? 10 years ago. Now it's.
• 40:32
  El Guapo: 94.
• 40:34
  Testecleese: Okay, 94. Never, never heard before that. Then all of a sudden, like every year, they bring it up. It's like it's supposed to be like every 12 years. And now, all of a sudden, they bring it up one. Nina, I'm like. Shut the fuck up!
• 40:44
  Testecleese: Interrupted.
• 40:46
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 40:48
  Testecleese: Did you see? The FBI revised their violent crime stats.
• 40:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they keep going down.
• 40:55
  Testecleese: No, they no, they were.
• 40:57
  Testecleese: They went and didn't tell anyone what happened, and just changed all the numbers to be accurate, like, actually, crime didn't go down by 2.3 or didn't go down by 4.1, or whatever it went up by 2.3.
• 41:08
  Testecleese: So when everyone's saying, crime is down. You're an idiot.
• 41:12
  Testecleese: We can see with our own damn eyes what's going on. We see the reports of what's going on.
• 41:19
  Testecleese: And just because the FBI trump even said it at the debate. He's like a lot of these districts aren't reporting less more than half the districts are not reporting to the Federal Government.
• 41:28
  Testecleese: and when the FBI doesn't get numbers they just project what they think it would be.
• 41:33
  El Guapo: Dude. Even over here in Norfolk. I work in a local autozone store.
• 41:39
  El Guapo: and somebody like came and stole some stuff, you know, and I like. I cut the license plate
• 41:44
  El Guapo: I called.
• 41:45
  Testecleese: Don't even bother calling the cops right.
• 41:46
  El Guapo: I did call the cops like, do you want to create a report like it was a fucking hassle like
• 41:51
  El Guapo: dude? I know the lights displayed. You could go stop them, you know I was like, Oh, you want to create a report like yes, I do. You know, like what the hell.
• 42:00
  Testecleese: Sure it's already gone like dude. You have the plate. That means, you know, where they live. You could go drive from here to their houses, you can bump into them and have the part in their fucking car right.
• 42:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:09
  El Guapo: it's just like, Did I want to like, do it like what the fuck, the wonder fuck.
• 42:13
  Brian McFadden: Work for 2 little things. That's why Kamala Harris came up with, you can steal up to $900 worth of stuff before we worry about it in California law.
• 42:23
  El Guapo: Well, that.
• 42:24
  Testecleese: They're just crimes down. We made it not illegal to steal.
• 42:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:30
  El Guapo: And and that's why all the fucking business I live in California. Good luck in Oakland, getting fucking food fast food, hey? You want taco bell? No, the fucking thing is gone.
• 42:40
  Testecleese: Yeah. And then they call them racist, because, like, Oh, they're leaving. It's like, No, they're losing money like.
• 42:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 42:45
  Testecleese: In a business to lose money.
• 42:49
  El Guapo: Fuck it. You're gonna learn the hard way you're gonna learn today.
• 42:54
  Testecleese: You're gonna learn.
• 42:55
  Testecleese: Repeat it better. Beta.
• 42:57
  El Guapo: Oh, shit.
• 42:58
  Testecleese: I think. Oh, he's muted. I got a feeling. You just have a problem with your Facebook dude, because you.
• 43:05
  Brian McFadden: I think I think Australia's blocked, blocked. The private group, live, feed in Australia.
• 43:11
  El Guapo: No, we on the fucking target.
• 43:13
  Testecleese: That's entirely possible.
• 43:17
  El Guapo: We got.
• 43:17
  Brian McFadden: Many members were a subversive group of 36.
• 43:22
  El Guapo: Rebellious Group.
• 43:24
  Testecleese: I'm going to share a little bit of this, but not much.
• 43:27
  Testecleese: No!
• 43:29
  Testecleese: Oh, Jesus Christ! O'keefe! Oh, what the hell!
• 43:33
  Testecleese: I don't! Some! Oh, my God, of course it's trying to run an ad now.
• 43:38
  Brian McFadden: Work.
• 43:39
  Testecleese: O'keefe, Media group.
• 43:41
  Testecleese: I don't know. Why. Is it bringing up nickelodeon.
• 43:45
  Brian McFadden: Because your kids watched.
• 43:47
  El Guapo: Nickelodeon.
• 43:49
  El Guapo: Would you say something about it?
• 43:53
  Testecleese: Yes, really the O'keefe media group.
• 43:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, I know who it is.
• 43:58
  Testecleese: Oh, James O'keefe used to run Project Veritas, and now he's the one he's the one who's sending him these. I'm assuming they're the hardest women on the planet
• 44:08
  Testecleese: with cameras and microphones, and they're getting these dudes spill the beans.
• 44:12
  Brian McFadden: Didn't we talk about this in a previous show?
• 44:15
  Testecleese: But it was a different story.
• 44:17
  Brian McFadden: Okay. Cool.
• 44:19
  Testecleese: This one here that was Msnbc calling themselves the mouthpiece for the Dnc.
• 44:26
  Testecleese: This guy is saying that they are suppressing stuff good for trump and promoting stuff, good for Harris on Meta platforms, which is like Facebook, Instagram.
• 44:36
  Testecleese: But here we go. See your uncle in like Ohio said something about like
• 44:40
  Testecleese: Kamala. Harris is on like
• 44:43
  Testecleese: isn't unfit to be a President because he doesn't have a job.
• 44:47
  Testecleese: That kind of shit is automatically
• 44:49
  Testecleese: meet Jeevan Gawali, a senior. It's James O'keefe. Obviously, are they doing a good job protecting our democracy.
• 44:59
  Testecleese: because I can see these like right wing groups like setting up Instagram accounts or Facebook accounts for that matter.
• 45:04
  Testecleese: right? And just start posting this information and be like, Oh, like Harris is like, blah blah, that's all going to be demoted 100%. The civic class is strong.
• 45:12
  Testecleese: The senior software engineer also goes on to say that anyway, this like 10 min of this. But it's him basically saying we're anything that doesn't look good for Harris, we're going to say is misinformation. Anything that's good for trump was saying. Misinformation and the term shadow ban even comes up.
• 45:30
  Testecleese: we keep bringing this up. They keep telling us is not happening. They keep getting caught.
• 45:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 45:35
  Testecleese: Zuckerberg recently came. This guy actually said Zuckerberg would be, is on board. But Zuckerberg came out recently and said that he regrets having done this before, when he was asked to by the Democrats.
• 45:45
  El Guapo: It could be a two-face.
• 45:47
  Testecleese: That's entirely possible. I think he's more worried about trump doing something about him, tampering with the elections.
• 45:54
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah. Man.
• 45:56
  Ron Pascoe: No.
• 45:57
  Testecleese: Here's our Australian buddy. Are you at home, or you still at work?
• 46:00
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I still work, boys, how are we?
• 46:02
  Testecleese: All right.
• 46:03
  Brian McFadden: He's on his way out the door here shortly.
• 46:05
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah, I think Zuckerberg's shitting himself the way the polls are looking.
• 46:11
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez! Did you.
• 46:12
  Brian McFadden: Everybody is.
• 46:14
  Testecleese: Did you see the betting? Odds.
• 46:16
  El Guapo: No.
• 46:17
  Ron Pascoe: Yes. Mate, yeah.
• 46:18
  Testecleese: What's okay?
• 46:19
  Ron Pascoe: Ask him to light it up.
• 46:20
  Testecleese: App especially after that
• 46:23
  Brian McFadden: The Bret Baier. Interview.
• 46:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 46:27
  El Guapo: That was fault. That was fine.
• 46:28
  Testecleese: All of a sudden everyone's throwing money on trump to win. And
• 46:33
  Testecleese: that's people actually betting money versus taking a poll when they're afraid to say they're gonna.
• 46:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, this is people. Remember, these aren't Americans betting on the elections because that's legal.
• 46:43
  Brian McFadden: It's per Americans to bet on us elections. These are overseas betting.
• 46:47
  Testecleese: Bullshit
• 46:48
  Testecleese: bullshit. It's illegal.
• 46:50
  Brian McFadden: It is illegal.
• 46:51
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 46:54
  Testecleese: it's illegal for you to place a bet in the United States. I can place a bet in England.
• 47:00
  Brian McFadden: Good luck, getting your money.
• 47:03
  Testecleese: Same way it works any other way. You make a bet or an investment.
• 47:07
  Brian McFadden: Investment.
• 47:09
  El Guapo: You put in your Amazon account.
• 47:10
  Brian McFadden: So how much money have you bet in England on the Us. Election.
• 47:16
  Testecleese: Me none. I am.
• 47:18
  Testecleese: I don't trust
• 47:19
  Testecleese: the the election process well enough.
• 47:23
  Testecleese: I could be. We don't.
• 47:25
  Ron Pascoe: Could be. Why, I take a bit of interest in your politicians. Your politics, mate, get a couple of side bets on.
• 47:31
  Brian McFadden: There you go!
• 47:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'll do.
• 47:33
  Brian McFadden: Do that.
• 47:33
  Testecleese: You watch this, you watch this shit, and it's like.
• 47:35
  Brian McFadden: More about most Americans, about American politics.
• 47:39
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 47:39
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 47:40
  Testecleese: That's not saying much, though.
• 47:42
  Brian McFadden: I didn't say it was.
• 47:43
  Ron Pascoe: All right.
• 47:44
  Brian McFadden: And why.
• 47:46
  Ron Pascoe: Jeffrey.
• 47:51
  Testecleese: I almost hoard myself out and said, This is a bud light, even though it's not just so you'd pay me.
• 47:58
  Ron Pascoe: I've got 2 guys in the background. Not more, honest, mate. Come on, that's gotta be bad.
• 48:04
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 48:05
  Ron Pascoe: I told you I would donate. If you get out and drink a bud light.
• 48:08
  Brian McFadden: All right. You know what? When we when we do the home warming party, we're drinking Bud Light that night for the show.
• 48:16
  Ron Pascoe: You know I'll be going on.
• 48:19
  Testecleese: Hey? Hey! Hey! Hey! By the way,
• 48:23
  Testecleese: What a cow is he?
• 48:27
  Testecleese: What do cows eat?
• 48:28
  Testecleese: You know. What do cows eat?
• 48:31
  Ron Pascoe: Awesome.
• 48:32
  Testecleese: Hey!
• 48:34
  Testecleese: What a gay cow is he.
• 48:37
  Testecleese: hey!
• 48:41
  Brian McFadden: That's a bad dad. Joke!
• 48:46
  Testecleese: Offensive.
• 48:48
  Testecleese: But I'm not afraid of offending some people, because,
• 48:51
  Testecleese: my handful of gay friends would laugh at that. Actually they really would.
• 48:55
  Testecleese: hey? Especially the
• 48:57
  Testecleese: the flaming ones that are like the the girls snapping their fingers.
• 49:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 49:03
  Testecleese: I mean they would laugh their ass off of that.
• 49:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 49:08
  Testecleese: All right.
• 49:09
  Testecleese: So legal and just like Meta is trying to sweep under the rug. This garbage
• 49:16
  Testecleese: against Harris mainstream media is trying to make it like this. Plagiarism thing isn't real.
• 49:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. It never happened.
• 49:22
  Testecleese: Harris's book.
• 49:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because she didn't write the book.
• 49:26
  Brian McFadden: Somebody else wrote the book.
• 49:27
  Brian McFadden: She didn't know what was in her own book.
• 49:30
  Brian McFadden: I got bad news for her just because she didn't know what was in her own book. Her name's on the book, so she's responsible for the content of the book.
• 49:39
  Testecleese: That's funny, because these people that are getting caught by the O'keeffe Media group
• 49:44
  Testecleese: are saying things like, Well, that's not real. We're not really doing that. I was just trying to impress the lady.
• 49:49
  Testecleese: And it's like, Okay, so you're lying to women to try to get in their pants. Yeah, typically.
• 49:55
  El Guapo: How much did I live around.
• 49:56
  Testecleese: How much do the feminists love that you know.
• 49:59
  El Guapo: I love it being lied to. What are you talking about?
• 50:02
  Testecleese: Well, I think that's part of the problem is that's why these women are like, oh, all these men are pigs, and they're assholes like. That's because you're dating the dudes that are lying to your face to try to get laid, knowing that you're going to have an abortion when they have unprotected sex with you.
• 50:16
  Testecleese: and then they get to leave.
• 50:19
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 50:20
  Testecleese: Shit. We all know what happened to Guappo. Guapo knocked the broad up. He had to marry her
• 50:25
  Testecleese: ended up falling apart because of it.
• 50:29
  Testecleese: See.
• 50:30
  Brian McFadden: Hold back!
• 50:30
  El Guapo: No, they weren't know.
• 50:32
  Brian McFadden: Way.
• 50:33
  El Guapo: I didn't go that way. But it's funny.
• 50:36
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 50:36
  Testecleese: It was funny, right.
• 50:38
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 50:39
  Brian McFadden: It's like, Oh.
• 50:40
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 50:40
  Testecleese: Crap! You're pregnant, all right. Let me go buy a ring.
• 50:47
  El Guapo: We said the day before she I found out she was pregnant. Let's put it that way.
• 50:53
  Brian McFadden: A day or 2 before.
• 50:58
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 51:01
  El Guapo: So!
• 51:01
  Testecleese: The Doj has moved in
• 51:05
  Testecleese: suing these States, and they're trying to keep
• 51:08
  Testecleese: the non-citizens on the voter rolls in the United States right.
• 51:13
  Brian McFadden: We definitely talked about this
• 51:15
  Brian McFadden: on a preview, probably a Tuesday episode.
• 51:18
  Testecleese: Yes, but if it's illegal for these folks to vote, then why are you making sure that they are on the the rolls? Which is the list of people that are allowed to vote.
• 51:29
  El Guapo: Yeah. Right now. The Glenn Junkin is getting on top of that right now. Him and Meares.
• 51:34
  El Guapo: That's the the yeah.
• 51:35
  Brian McFadden: This law has been in place since there was a Democrat Governor.
• 51:40
  Brian McFadden: And it's been done every year.
• 51:42
  Brian McFadden: and nobody ever made a big deal about it until now.
• 51:45
  El Guapo: Clean their border roads.
• 51:46
  Testecleese: Well, now, I will say this should have been done
• 51:50
  Testecleese: 3, 4 months ago.
• 51:53
  Testecleese: We should be able to.
• 51:54
  El Guapo: I don't think I don't think that. No, no, the Doj not supposed to get involved and department stuff election stuff.
• 52:01
  Testecleese: States are supposed to be able to run.
• 52:02
  Brian McFadden: Do it all the time. Now.
• 52:03
  El Guapo: Virginia, but I know the States got their own shit going on. They don't abide by that.
• 52:08
  Testecleese: Virginia still should have done this purge months ago.
• 52:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, we tried to be like North Carolina, and not do it at all, so.
• 52:16
  Testecleese: Well, I did see where Junkin.
• 52:17
  El Guapo: Okay, what does the paperwork say? Election day or election season?
• 52:21
  Brian McFadden: They gotta have 90 days before the election, or something like that before they.
• 52:26
  Testecleese: The idea. The idea is, if you are accidentally taken off of the voter registration. While you're a legal citizen, you still have time to go and register and get yourself put back in.
• 52:36
  El Guapo: Oh, you can put a what's the name of the ballot?
• 52:40
  El Guapo: it doesn't count until like, if it's needed.
• 52:42
  Brian McFadden: Original.
• 52:43
  El Guapo: Provision of ballot.
• 52:45
  El Guapo: no big deal.
• 52:46
  Testecleese: So here's.
• 52:48
  Brian McFadden: I've already voted so I don't.
• 52:49
  El Guapo: Blue eyes, so I don't care either, so.
• 52:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, I like voting day myself.
• 52:54
  Brian McFadden: I used to, but
• 52:56
  Brian McFadden: I learned on the clean bug show that if I go vote I stopped getting text messages from all the candidates.
• 53:04
  Testecleese: But Youngin did bring up.
• 53:05
  Brian McFadden: Even though Ted Cruz just sent me a text wanting money for his close run in Texas. How much money do you think I sent to Ted Cruz for Texas.
• 53:15
  Testecleese: Probably asking for 5 bucks because you're harass. He's harassing you.
• 53:18
  Brian McFadden: I didn't send him any money because you send him money. They're just going to harass you more.
• 53:24
  Testecleese: I'm saying is, you're asking him for money now.
• 53:26
  Testecleese: But Youngkin did come out and say that there's a box on the form you fill out to register, asking if you're a citizen, and if you do not check it, they give you 3 chances. They contact you 3 times to correct this. So you've got 4 chances to fix this. I think if you did not, even if you are a legal citizen, legal to vote, and you just don't understand.
• 53:49
  Testecleese: I'm legal to vote. Maybe you shouldn't be voting.
• 53:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't care. Yeah. Bucket. That's a.
• 53:54
  Testecleese: That goes along with the idea I like. Let's take the D's and the r's off the ticket. So people have to know who they're voting for even better. Let's take the names off. You have to write in your candidate's name and the job you want them to have.
• 54:05
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's the way it is in the local elections, you know. School Board City Council. There's no
• 54:10
  Brian McFadden: there's no D's or r's on it.
• 54:12
  Testecleese: In Pembroke. I literally got a blank ballot.
• 54:16
  El Guapo: And.
• 54:17
  Brian McFadden: In Virginia, and here in Hampton it was a two-sided ballot.
• 54:20
  Brian McFadden: and then we're literally telling everybody when they went to vote. It's a two-sided ballot.
• 54:26
  Testecleese: I would I would go into a local election thing. I'll be handed a blank sheet of paper, and if I if I knew I wanted this person to be the comptroller. I had to write comptroller than their name.
• 54:36
  Brian McFadden: So Chuck Norris got a lot of those in Massachusetts.
• 54:40
  Testecleese: People just didn't fill them out, so it's not people would get well.
• 54:44
  Testecleese: The wife still laughs about
• 54:47
  Testecleese: where Gary Johnson or whatever his name was the libertarian. Losing to D's nuts, he lost to a writing of these nuts.
• 54:58
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 54:58
  Testecleese: Was over the whole Aleppo thing like, what do you think of Aleppo? And he's like, What's Aleppo? And.
• 55:03
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't know a geography.
• 55:04
  Testecleese: The 3 of us are laughing, maybe even the repeat offender here. But the average American.
• 55:10
  Brian McFadden: Doesn't know where Aleppo is.
• 55:12
  Testecleese: Don't even know it's a place.
• 55:14
  Testecleese: By the way, it's the capital of Syria.
• 55:18
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 55:20
  Testecleese: Hi, Brian!
• 55:22
  Testecleese: While we're talking about clearing out the illegal voters.
• 55:25
  Testecleese: Why don't we.
• 55:26
  Brian McFadden: We've got a former Border patrol chief who's alleging that the Biden Administration pressured him to hide migrants from the pub from public scrutiny.
• 55:35
  Testecleese: This sounds familiar. Have we talked about this before.
• 55:38
  Brian McFadden: Sure we have, but I'm pretty sure that.
• 55:41
  Testecleese: Came up with.
• 55:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 55:43
  Testecleese: Why he quit properly, possibly. Why he resigned the job.
• 55:50
  Testecleese: And not only that. Now, apparently, the Border Patrol Union
• 55:55
  Testecleese: is threatening to all leave their job. If Harris is elected because
• 56:00
  Testecleese: well, during the border.
• 56:01
  Brian McFadden: Border Patrol Union, come out and endorse trump for President.
• 56:06
  Testecleese: Yes, the like. The only union who actually endorsed somebody because the teamsters are like the port workers, were Ila.
• 56:17
  Testecleese: Not a single one of them was going to vote Harris, but they still refused to endorse trump.
• 56:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 56:22
  Testecleese: But a union not endorsing the Democrats. You may as well endorse the Republican at that point. You know what I mean, yeah.
• 56:28
  Testecleese: or at least say, like, I tell you, we're gonna we're gonna endorse Jill Stein.
• 56:34
  Brian McFadden: She was on the ballot in Virginia.
• 56:37
  Testecleese: I add.
• 56:38
  El Guapo: Even what's his name of the guy? Corey.
• 56:41
  Brian McFadden: North.
• 56:42
  El Guapo: Cornell was. Yeah, he was on it, too, like what the fuck.
• 56:46
  Brian McFadden: There was like 5 different presidential candidates. You could vote for.
• 56:50
  El Guapo: Yeah, who's.
• 56:51
  Testecleese: Who's the guy who's been running year? Time after time? I think he didn't this year, but the dude who wears a boot on his head.
• 56:58
  El Guapo: Berman. Oh, fuck! I forgot.
• 57:00
  Testecleese: Vermin.
• 57:02
  El Guapo: Something like that.
• 57:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, Tom Berman, or something.
• 57:05
  El Guapo: Yeah. Associate type of new. I don't know.
• 57:08
  Testecleese: I just
• 57:10
  Testecleese: all right, man, like I want to. How much.
• 57:12
  El Guapo: Isn't that like a New England type of Guy.
• 57:15
  Testecleese: I have no idea where he's from. Honestly.
• 57:17
  El Guapo: No, I always see him with a boot and stuff.
• 57:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, with a boot on his head, saying like, this is all stupid.
• 57:24
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 57:27
  El Guapo: well.
• 57:28
  Testecleese: Tuesday we were talking about
• 57:29
  Testecleese: how New York police are not allowed to get involved in these shelters, where the migrants are for all sorts of reasons.
• 57:37
  El Guapo: Except for this one.
• 57:38
  Brian McFadden: Case where the migrant team was convicted in a gang attack.
• 57:43
  Testecleese: Yeah. See, the issue is, he was arrested by ice, not
• 57:47
  Testecleese: New York police.
• 57:49
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 57:49
  El Guapo: Okay? Who's got jurisdiction for that?
• 57:51
  Testecleese: The Kid attacked New York police and ice got involved to arrest the kid.
• 57:56
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 57:57
  Brian McFadden: But it had to take them attacking cops in order for them to actually do something.
• 58:02
  Testecleese: So it's okay to attack citizens, civilians, but not the police.
• 58:06
  El Guapo: There you go. New York City. You keep voting for this shit, so why do I feel bad for you?
• 58:11
  Testecleese: Yeah. And it's if you notice how it's always these damn cities that are super into this stuff that are the ones rioting because of the crime, and the police at the same time.
• 58:21
  Testecleese: And it's like this. Stuff isn't happening in
• 58:24
  Testecleese: Republican run cities.
• 58:26
  El Guapo: No.
• 58:27
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 58:28
  El Guapo: Even even right here there's almost like blue. But still, you know, it's not like
• 58:33
  El Guapo: crazy like over there.
• 58:35
  Testecleese: Well, Virginia is a strange place
• 58:38
  Testecleese: in general between the vet, the active dude.
• 58:40
  El Guapo: No, it's only like it's only like 3 major cities that blue. Everything else is red.
• 58:46
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 58:46
  El Guapo: Like everything like new.
• 58:48
  Brian McFadden: Virginia is blue. Charlottesville's blue.
• 58:52
  Brian McFadden: What would say? What's the other city? That's blue.
• 58:55
  El Guapo: I don't like. This is why we need to implement electoral college in the fucking States, too, because entire fucking 2, 3 cities running the entire State.
• 59:04
  Testecleese: Interesting. That'd be an interesting move to do that for your
• 59:09
  Testecleese: governor. Election and stuff like that.
• 59:11
  El Guapo: Every county counts with one boat. You know what I mean like, and
• 59:15
  El Guapo: so you did. That would be so amazing. That should happen.
• 59:18
  Testecleese: Not even necessarily one vote, but.
• 59:21
  El Guapo: Electoral calling. Yes.
• 59:23
  Testecleese: But not even necessarily one vote, but, like this county, has 4 times as many people as any other county. They get 2 votes instead of one.
• 59:28
  El Guapo: Yeah, something like that. But every let's suppose that every county counts just one electoral college. You have to win the popular vote in that county
• 59:36
  El Guapo: so you could get that boat, and you add it all together and boom! You know.
• 59:41
  Testecleese: Interesting, and people always bring up gerrymandering when it comes to this.
• 59:44
  El Guapo: That's for like Congress
• 59:47
  El Guapo: person now for
• 59:49
  Testecleese: No, I understand, but they always bring up gerrymandering like. Oh, they drew these funny lines to make sure they got the extra votes like this.
• 59:55
  Testecleese: Well.
• 59:56
  El Guapo: Spoil. That's this spoils of the winter. So.
• 59:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Well, the courts have gotten involved. Now, it doesn't really work that way anymore.
• 1:00:03
  Testecleese: There's more to it than that, though people think like they drew this funny shape that looks like a Barbell to be able to get enough people to win. But these 2 squares taken out in the middle are farmland
• 1:00:14
  Testecleese: or industrial centers. You know what I mean like. There's no one who lives there, so they don't.
• 1:00:19
  Testecleese: Then our.
• 1:00:19
  El Guapo: There's more to it. But I just not. I mean, I understand. I mean, that's the spoil of the winner. How they want to draw the line and stuff like that.
• 1:00:26
  El Guapo: because right now, District 2 in here is like crazy got Eastern Shore, Chesapeake, Virginia Beach, and all the way around, and I'm in. I used to be District 2, not anymore. I'm a district 3 with Brian now. So we.
• 1:00:38
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, yeah, you slumming with me now.
• 1:00:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, so slumped down with you guys like, Oh, fucking
• 1:00:45
  El Guapo: you know, used to be across this literally. My my neighbor, a friend of mine, had made.
• 1:00:49
  Brian McFadden: You got Bobby Scott now.
• 1:00:51
  El Guapo: Yes, I do. Fuck.
• 1:00:53
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 1:00:54
  El Guapo: It literally used to be the street over like over the street. I used to be different. Congressman Bobby Scott. I used to be District 2, and they fucking redraw this shit. And now I'm fucking district like fuck.
• 1:01:08
  El Guapo: We got.
• 1:01:09
  Brian McFadden: Hung cow coming on.
• 1:01:11
  El Guapo: Well, yeah, that's the Senate. So
• 1:01:14
  El Guapo: I I bought a Bobby Scott out like, whatever.
• 1:01:18
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 1:01:18
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:01:19
  Brian McFadden: So did I.
• 1:01:21
  El Guapo: We need somebody else. He been there for way too long.
• 1:01:25
  El Guapo: I don't even hear about him like who's.
• 1:01:27
  Brian McFadden: You didn't even campaign this time.
• 1:01:29
  El Guapo: No, you don't.
• 1:01:30
  Brian McFadden: Bobby's got signs or anything. He didn't campaign. He doesn't feel like he needs to anymore.
• 1:01:35
  El Guapo: He's like I got this. It's like Nancy Pelosi. This is what I'm talking about. It's not like they got. They can be voted out. They just need money in here.
• 1:01:45
  El Guapo: you know.
• 1:01:49
  Brian McFadden: And
• 1:01:51
  Brian McFadden: shows wrong.
• 1:01:53
  Testecleese: Talk about Biden giving these criminal migrants tough time for being criminals.
• 1:01:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:01:59
  El Guapo: Who said that?
• 1:02:00
  Testecleese: Biden did, and it's like, then why'd you tell him to search the border? Why'd you let them all in.
• 1:02:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I never said that.
• 1:02:07
  Testecleese: No, no.
• 1:02:08
  Brian McFadden: Saying that.
• 1:02:08
  Testecleese: Why, yeah. Well, he literally shipped them across the country in airplanes in the middle of the night, and then, as soon as.
• 1:02:15
  Brian McFadden: Now they've lost them all.
• 1:02:17
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:02:17
  Brian McFadden: I just saw a report recently where they've lost
• 1:02:21
  Brian McFadden: thousands of migrant kids that travel alone without their parents. They have no way to find them now.
• 1:02:28
  Testecleese: Or tens of thousands, and that's because they weren't with their parents, they would someone who? They asked, Are you this kid's parent? They said, yes.
• 1:02:34
  Testecleese: and you know where these kids are right.
• 1:02:36
  Brian McFadden: Murals.
• 1:02:38
  Testecleese: Oh, they're in some dude's basement, getting sexually abused because they were bought as slaves.
• 1:02:44
  Brian McFadden: And they probably brought drugs across the border when they came.
• 1:02:48
  Testecleese: Well, I see that's the thing, though. Like, do you really want to pack? This kid's Colon full of drugs? If he's going to be used for sex.
• 1:02:55
  Testecleese: There you go!
• 1:02:56
  Brian McFadden: He's a kid. He's just holding a hole up. He'll up in no time.
• 1:03:03
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's fucked up, but it is what it is. Man fucking people.
• 1:03:07
  Testecleese: And see doesn't ask me. They keep saying like, Oh, no one's using kids for for.
• 1:03:11
  El Guapo: What kind.
• 1:03:12
  Testecleese: Trapping in sex.
• 1:03:13
  El Guapo: And shit to live on dude. This is reality. Shit happens, horrible shit.
• 1:03:18
  Testecleese: Been with Epstein.
• 1:03:19
  Brian McFadden: It's not right.
• 1:03:20
  Testecleese: What I mean.
• 1:03:21
  Brian McFadden: He committed, he, he killed himself.
• 1:03:24
  Testecleese: Right? Right? Yeah. He was buying these kids, being transported across the border and pimping them out.
• 1:03:32
  El Guapo: I probably did it in the same boat, too, so.
• 1:03:36
  Testecleese: Crimea. That's it. It's not happening. It's not happening. Well, it is happening, but it's not much. It is happening. And it's a good thing, and you're bad for not thinking that, you know.
• 1:03:45
  El Guapo: You see.
• 1:03:46
  El Guapo: Jordan Peterson, say something about this like, if somebody's so naive they don't think things badly will happen. You shouldn't be having that fucking position.
• 1:03:55
  Brian McFadden: Jordan Peterson, or Kermit the Frog.
• 1:03:57
  El Guapo: Same thing. But anyways, if you need to have somebody who will take a bus, horrible shit will happen because he will, fucking almost prevent that shit from happening.
• 1:04:07
  Testecleese: Well, especially if you think it's not gonna happen. And it couldn't happen.
• 1:04:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, and.
• 1:04:11
  Testecleese: You focus on.
• 1:04:12
  Brian McFadden: Then it happened.
• 1:04:14
  Testecleese: It almost certainly is, because nobody's looking for it. And you know what I mean.
• 1:04:17
  Testecleese: You hear that it's happening. But no, it's not.
• 1:04:20
  Testecleese: No, it's like.
• 1:04:21
  El Guapo: That could never happen here. I hate that fucking mentality. Oh, that could never happen here it happened once. What make you think it's not going to happen again. History history may not repeat itself, but it sure does. Fucking rhyme.
• 1:04:33
  Testecleese: Yes, but like murder couldn't happen here. It's so disgusting.
• 1:04:37
  Testecleese: Well, then, let's stop talking about murdering. Let's stop trying to outlaw guns.
• 1:04:41
  El Guapo: You talk about. You remember a movie
• 1:04:44
  Brian McFadden: Urge.
• 1:04:45
  El Guapo: No, it's not.
• 1:04:47
  Testecleese: Freedom.
• 1:04:48
  El Guapo: No, the guy, the the Asian, the Indian guy that makes movie Shia.
• 1:04:53
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:04:54
  Brian McFadden: Oh, I know who you're talking about. Yeah.
• 1:04:56
  El Guapo: But he makes a colony. There's people, including himself, because there's too much crime going on in the big city.
• 1:05:02
  El Guapo: So deliver, like in the 18th century type of type of
• 1:05:07
  El Guapo: you know, and somebody's getting killed and they don't know who. Then next, you realize there's a bunch of wealthy guys. They want to get away from the city because too much crime happened. But yet crime still happened. The little calendar.
• 1:05:20
  Brian McFadden: Rest. Azusa.
• 1:05:22
  Brian McFadden: No, that's.
• 1:05:23
  Testecleese: Sousa. Oh, I assume that's who he's talking about. Yeah.
• 1:05:26
  El Guapo: Is it? Dinesh? No.
• 1:05:28
  Testecleese: He got in a lot of trouble and got fined millions of dollars for his free speech.
• 1:05:34
  El Guapo: No, no, no, no, he's a director. He's a movie director, actually a Hollywood movie director. He's doing scary movies. He did.
• 1:05:43
  El Guapo: goddamn.
• 1:05:44
  Testecleese: You're going to guess.
• 1:05:45
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:05:46
  Ron Pascoe: No Brian.
• 1:05:47
  Testecleese: We know Dinesh to Susan.
• 1:05:48
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 1:05:50
  Testecleese: What was that? Pasco.
• 1:05:51
  Brian McFadden: He's Indian.
• 1:05:52
  Ron Pascoe: Wasn't Roman. Polanski.
• 1:05:54
  El Guapo: Indian guy
• 1:05:57
  El Guapo: did that.
• 1:05:57
  Testecleese: Won all sorts of awards.
• 1:05:58
  El Guapo: The movie with Mel Gibson. But the guy that did the I see white, deaf people, you know.
• 1:06:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, M. Night and Shyamalan.
• 1:06:07
  El Guapo: Yes. He made a move.
• 1:06:09
  Testecleese: Yama, Lama, La La.
• 1:06:11
  El Guapo: He made a movie about these people rich people that well, you cannot tell. It was rich people. It was like, you think it was back in the 18 hundreds, people getting killed by somebody moss or something like that.
• 1:06:22
  El Guapo: But then you realize it's like a bunch of rich people. They bought off acres of land.
• 1:06:28
  Testecleese: So most
• 1:06:29
  Testecleese: the most dangerous game.
• 1:06:31
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:06:32
  Testecleese: Okay, that's what that movie is, though, it's a very old movie, the most dangerous game.
• 1:06:37
  El Guapo: Okay.
• 1:06:37
  Testecleese: And they're hunting humans. They capture people.
• 1:06:40
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 1:06:41
  Testecleese: And I want to hunt them down.
• 1:06:42
  El Guapo: Like. You know what? We don't wanna be in the city no more. It's too violence. We want to create our own little Utopia that everybody we don't need technology deliver like with candles and stuff like that, and.
• 1:06:54
  Testecleese: Oh, my! Gosh!
• 1:06:55
  El Guapo: They're kind of Amish style, but the violence still happening in the community.
• 1:06:59
  El Guapo: and it's.
• 1:07:00
  Testecleese: See, that's.
• 1:07:01
  El Guapo: That's why.
• 1:07:01
  Testecleese: Thing I've noticed that's happening. A lot is, people are moving out of these very liberal areas into very conservative areas. It's like, Oh, it's garbage where I'm coming from.
• 1:07:10
  Testecleese: and it's the 1st thing people say is like, Well, don't bring your politics with you. That's why that place.
• 1:07:15
  El Guapo: The Toma, Texas, into California.
• 1:07:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Now. Texas is turning into California the same way.
• 1:07:24
  El Guapo: Now you got fucking. What's the name of the Ted Cruz fighting for his fucking career? Now.
• 1:07:30
  Testecleese: And someone actually said that to me here a couple days ago came up from Massachusetts, and he's like, Well, don't bring that shit here with you. He's like, how dare you? I was like dude. I left there because I didn't want to be there. I didn't like. I didn't vote with those folks.
• 1:07:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was like, I may not always vote with you, but trust me, I am not voting for Tim Kaine.
• 1:07:49
  El Guapo: I know I don't both blue, no matter who.
• 1:07:52
  El Guapo: Yeah, thanks.
• 1:07:54
  Testecleese: I'll vote either party. But I need a better candidate than Kamala Harris.
• 1:07:59
  El Guapo: He gave you this shit, but yet they elected fucking. What's the name of the Democrat Mason.
• 1:08:07
  Testecleese: Jason.
• 1:08:08
  El Guapo: West Virginia, Senator.
• 1:08:10
  Testecleese: Which?
• 1:08:12
  El Guapo: 100.
• 1:08:13
  Brian McFadden: Chan.
• 1:08:13
  El Guapo: Mansion.
• 1:08:14
  Testecleese: Oh, mansion, yeah, he's running. He's not running as a Democrat anymore, because he gave up on the party.
• 1:08:20
  Brian McFadden: He's running as an independent.
• 1:08:22
  El Guapo: No right now. There's a perfect opportunity for the Republican to take over the Senate.
• 1:08:26
  Brian McFadden: And how? How is this campaign looking in West Virginia?
• 1:08:30
  Testecleese: He is losing heartily to Rooney or Mooney, or whatever the guy's name.
• 1:08:34
  El Guapo: Is it a Republican guy.
• 1:08:36
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:08:37
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:08:38
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 1:08:39
  Brian McFadden: Well, you saw where this Federal judge has ordered Alabama to reverse a program where they purged 3,000 names from State voter rolls.
• 1:08:49
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:08:51
  Testecleese: because these people were illegal migrants and had no right, have no authority or right to vote in this country.
• 1:08:57
  Testecleese: and the Federal government does not like that.
• 1:09:03
  Testecleese: This is fucking.
• 1:09:04
  El Guapo: Bullshit man. This is fucking bullshit.
• 1:09:07
  Testecleese: I know, and.
• 1:09:08
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:09:09
  El Guapo: and they're like, Oh, this doesn't happen in the United States. And like, yeah, we could fucking get examples of it right now.
• 1:09:15
  El Guapo: Even, let's say, for instance, even if they validate the fucking voter rules, if they're not legal, why the fuck do they care.
• 1:09:24
  Brian McFadden: Because they need the votes.
• 1:09:26
  El Guapo: Yeah. That's why they care.
• 1:09:29
  Testecleese: Well, I'm like, you know, I'm stockpiling on a 12 gauge ammunition
• 1:09:34
  Testecleese: one way or the other. I'm gonna keep my powder dry.
• 1:09:38
  Testecleese: What.
• 1:09:38
  El Guapo: I got a 16 gauge.
• 1:09:41
  Testecleese: Engage. What are you shooting pheasants.
• 1:09:44
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:09:46
  Testecleese: I mean, don't get me wrong. Someone kicks in your door and you blast them with a 16 gauge. They're not getting back off the floor without help. Right.
• 1:09:52
  Brian McFadden: Well in another state. The Biden Administration's been slapped
• 1:09:58
  Brian McFadden: with a lawsuit about the Persian noncitizens.
• 1:10:03
  Brian McFadden: The State of Florida is suing the biden administration for.
• 1:10:07
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:10:08
  Brian McFadden: Not letting them do it.
• 1:10:10
  Testecleese: Yes,
• 1:10:11
  Brian McFadden: Good old Ron desantis.
• 1:10:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly. What are you doing like? These people aren't allowed to vote. What are you doing? Making them stay on the voter rolls.
• 1:10:19
  El Guapo: Yeah. Why?
• 1:10:20
  El Guapo: Who are they? Why they need to fucking deport their asses.
• 1:10:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, don't not only don't let them vote. They shouldn't be here.
• 1:10:29
  El Guapo: No, yeah, if even if you, if even your resident and you want a boat like it's illegal, like, then you automatically report bucket.
• 1:10:38
  Testecleese: And you can vote if you've been arrested.
• 1:10:40
  El Guapo: No, no! If they're resident.
• 1:10:43
  Testecleese: Oh, well, shoot if you get arrested, and you're here illegally. You should be sent.
• 1:10:47
  El Guapo: No, no, if okay, resident like you allow.
• 1:10:50
  Brian McFadden: As it is.
• 1:10:52
  El Guapo: You're not a citizen.
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. And
• 1:10:57
  Testecleese: this is this is why I keep bringing up how far the left has moved left.
• 1:11:02
  Testecleese: It's because Obama was the deporter-in-chief.
• 1:11:05
  El Guapo: Dude. They move so left
• 1:11:07
  El Guapo: even they left the man behind.
• 1:11:12
  El Guapo: Dude. I want to ask you guys this, how does it feel? Being pandered now
• 1:11:17
  El Guapo: with all this fucking. I'm a man. I'm a white man from Kamala.
• 1:11:25
  Testecleese: Well, actually, Obama just came out and was talk. Talk about toxic masculinity!
• 1:11:32
  Testecleese: I was like you just came out, begged men to vote for Harris. And then you're gonna talk about toxic masculinity and how that's not a real man.
• 1:11:40
  El Guapo: Well.
• 1:11:41
  Testecleese: You have to explain how you're a man and how much of a man you are. You're not.
• 1:11:45
  Brian McFadden: We're not a man.
• 1:11:47
  Testecleese: Just to say.
• 1:11:48
  El Guapo: Like. If you have to play, how much of a woman you are, then you're not a woman.
• 1:11:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like, Oh, just just because, you go deer hunting once a year and bring home food for your family, and you fix the car yourself instead of paying someone else, and you defend your.
• 1:12:04
  Brian McFadden: Load, a shotgun.
• 1:12:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, I know how to load a shotgun that doesn't make you a man. But
• 1:12:09
  Testecleese: if you cut your hair and decide to swim against women in college that makes you a woman.
• 1:12:14
  Testecleese: It's like I. What? What.
• 1:12:17
  El Guapo: So what
• 1:12:18
  El Guapo: today? I went to the Zoo with my kids.
• 1:12:21
  El Guapo: And while I was getting out of my car
• 1:12:23
  El Guapo: I saw this patch.
• 1:12:27
  El Guapo: Kamala Harris on a purse purse.
• 1:12:31
  Testecleese: On a dude.
• 1:12:33
  El Guapo: On a fucking. Do, man, it's like you cannot make this shit up dude like.
• 1:12:37
  Brian McFadden: You were in Norfolk. So what do you expect? You know.
• 1:12:41
  El Guapo: It's not bad dude. I hear Norfolk
• 1:12:45
  El Guapo: sometimes areas in downtown, Miss Bad, that you know
• 1:12:48
  El Guapo: there's gay people over here, but they don't bother me. I don't bother. There I go. I go to a big, gay bar like whatever.
• 1:12:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. I've been to many a gay bar.
• 1:12:56
  El Guapo: Yeah, so.
• 1:12:57
  Brian McFadden: They're a lot of fun.
• 1:12:58
  Testecleese: I used to go to rainbow cactus for the.
• 1:13:00
  Brian McFadden: I've been there.
• 1:13:02
  Testecleese: Hilarious.
• 1:13:03
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:13:04
  Testecleese: They closed, didn't they?
• 1:13:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, too much violence.
• 1:13:09
  El Guapo: But anyways.
• 1:13:11
  Testecleese: Well, hold on! Are you suggesting a whole bunch of dudes? Got their asses pounded.
• 1:13:14
  El Guapo: So I think.
• 1:13:15
  Brian McFadden: I'm not.
• 1:13:16
  El Guapo: The Lesbians, one.
• 1:13:18
  Brian McFadden: The Lesbians, one.
• 1:13:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, because, okay, think about it. I do. No matter how gay you are.
• 1:13:23
  El Guapo: You know that another dude is going to kick your ass, whether you want or not, you the outcome, you know the outcome.
• 1:13:29
  El Guapo: But a woman
• 1:13:31
  El Guapo: they always
• 1:13:33
  El Guapo: they. They get sheltered by everybody because they keep open their mouth.
• 1:13:38
  El Guapo: and or somebody always would back them up or something. And now you got 2
• 1:13:42
  El Guapo: women and lesbians thinking they can say whatever they want without consequence.
• 1:13:47
  El Guapo: Boom.
• 1:13:48
  El Guapo: consequence.
• 1:13:50
  Testecleese: You familiar with Zuby.
• 1:13:51
  El Guapo: Zuby Zuby? No, some. Well.
• 1:13:54
  Testecleese: You should, you should look up, Zuby. He's got a Youtube. He's big on Twitter.
• 1:13:58
  Testecleese: He recently came out and said, everyone lies to women, men and women.
• 1:14:02
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:02
  Testecleese: You're beautiful, you're perfect just the way you are. Don't change anything.
• 1:14:06
  Testecleese: A dude will hear the brutal truth. You need to man the fuck up and get the job done. Yeah.
• 1:14:12
  El Guapo: And the thing about okay. You know why beautiful girls are crazy.
• 1:14:17
  Testecleese: Because no one's ever told them they're fucking crazy.
• 1:14:19
  El Guapo: No, nobody. Tell them the truth when you tell them the truth, they go insane.
• 1:14:24
  El Guapo: I like this is not my reality. What are you talking about. And it's just shocked
• 1:14:30
  El Guapo: because every every guy wasn't a fucker.
• 1:14:32
  El Guapo: Every guy want to fuck like with it. You potentially want to or not. You attract it you like be nice. But at the same time, when you tell her that guy come along, tell the truth, then it's fucking like what the fuck you talking about. This is not the truth. This is not my reality.
• 1:14:46
  El Guapo: Yeah, because every guy has been nice to you. Been fucking, you know.
• 1:14:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:14:50
  Testecleese: Because they want to get in your pants.
• 1:14:52
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:14:53
  Testecleese: And then never talk to you again.
• 1:14:54
  El Guapo: Oh, subconsciously, it just happens, you know, like it's just
• 1:14:59
  El Guapo: a privilege. What is it? A beautiful privilege or something beautiful.
• 1:15:03
  Testecleese: George.
• 1:15:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, it happens. It just happened to even to guys, too.
• 1:15:07
  El Guapo: You know.
• 1:15:09
  Testecleese: Well, that's especially with these dating apps, like 5% of the dudes are hooked up.
• 1:15:13
  El Guapo: Begging all the girls.
• 1:15:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, hooking up with 85% of the women.
• 1:15:16
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:15:17
  Testecleese: And all these other guys like I'm done even trying to date. What's the point like these women in their twenties just want to fuck the rich guy, thinking that they got oh, I can do. I can bang a million.
• 1:15:27
  Brian McFadden: They're gonna get a sugar, Daddy.
• 1:15:28
  Testecleese: Problem is that millionaire doesn't want to date you. He wants to fuck you and never talk to you again. And the nice guy that you're looking for in your thirties
• 1:15:37
  Testecleese: told you to fuck yourself
• 1:15:39
  Testecleese: because you were bang! You were out banging rich dudes in the 3.rd
• 1:15:43
  El Guapo: Yeah, the twenties and thirties.
• 1:15:45
  Testecleese: So yeah, this dude turns. This guy's now in his thirties. He's the quote, Rich Guy now by that can support himself.
• 1:15:51
  Testecleese: And why is he going to mess with a 35 year old woman if he could just bang a 22 year old?
• 1:15:58
  Testecleese: Good!
• 1:16:00
  Testecleese: Let's be really like 9, not 90, but 80% of dudes out there
• 1:16:05
  Testecleese: in their mid to late thirties. We'd be banging 22 year olds if they could.
• 1:16:11
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:16:13
  Testecleese: And then, and then, when you're 45 get married to a
• 1:16:17
  Testecleese: 28 year old, who could still have kids.
• 1:16:20
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:16:27
  El Guapo: there's a big.
• 1:16:28
  Brian McFadden: He's looking for the 22 year olds.
• 1:16:31
  El Guapo: No, no like I got a big age. Gap me and my ex-wife
• 1:16:35
  El Guapo: like 7 years. They're like people like man. You're a raider crab, Robert Creator like oh, well, whatever you know.
• 1:16:43
  Brian McFadden: Now he's trying to go the other direction.
• 1:16:45
  El Guapo: Who me?
• 1:16:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:16:47
  El Guapo: Auto, discriminate.
• 1:16:54
  Testecleese: My aunt married a dude 12 years older than her.
• 1:16:58
  El Guapo: I'll marry a dude. Told you. Yeah.
• 1:17:00
  El Guapo: But
• 1:17:02
  El Guapo: okay, how.
• 1:17:02
  Brian McFadden: Side of the war. Are we on? Are we on
• 1:17:06
  Brian McFadden: Israel's side of the war, or Hamas side of the war?
• 1:17:09
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:17:09
  Brian McFadden: Us is shielding Lebanese citizens from deportation because of the war.
• 1:17:15
  Testecleese: I'm not necessarily opposed to this. This is an actual
• 1:17:19
  Testecleese: sanctuary situation, because their their nation is at war.
• 1:17:23
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:17:24
  Testecleese: If you're already here, I understand. Let's not send these folks back. But the guy coming from Mexico
• 1:17:31
  Testecleese: or from Guatemala, or
• 1:17:35
  Testecleese: even Poland.
• 1:17:38
  Testecleese: send them back home.
• 1:17:40
  Testecleese: and and
• 1:17:42
  Testecleese: realistically they shouldn't have got it here. In the 1st place, they should have had to start with the 1st safe nation.
• 1:17:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:17:48
  Brian McFadden: We've had this conversation over and over again.
• 1:17:51
  Testecleese: We're we're not making up 1st safe nation. That's actually the law on the.
• 1:17:55
  Brian McFadden: Yes, that's international law.
• 1:17:58
  Testecleese: But if they're already here, and their nation is actually war torn.
• 1:18:03
  Testecleese: I understand at least a conversation about it
• 1:18:06
  Testecleese: versus
• 1:18:08
  Testecleese: you came across the border. We don't care, you know.
• 1:18:10
  El Guapo: So if you're here illegally, at least you got like
• 1:18:12
  El Guapo: 2, 3 years.
• 1:18:14
  El Guapo: This shit settled down and.
• 1:18:16
  Brian McFadden: Oh, more than that, they've they've.
• 1:18:18
  El Guapo: Then December.
• 1:18:18
  Brian McFadden: People don't get their 1st court date for like 6 years, and then they.
• 1:18:22
  El Guapo: No, no.
• 1:18:23
  Brian McFadden: Awesome.
• 1:18:23
  El Guapo: There's people that are stuck here because of the war over there like. Keep it here for like at least 5 years, and send them back. You look you got.
• 1:18:30
  Testecleese: Yeah. Once, the conference.
• 1:18:30
  El Guapo: Get as much money you can, and after that we're gonna send you back. Sorry.
• 1:18:35
  Testecleese: And actually Israel just killed the dude
• 1:18:38
  Testecleese: of the Hamas leader that was orchestrated the October 7th attack in Israel.
• 1:18:43
  Brian McFadden: October 6.th
• 1:18:45
  Testecleese: I'm sure that was 7.
• 1:18:46
  El Guapo: Auto. Yeah.
• 1:18:47
  El Guapo: maybe.
• 1:18:48
  Testecleese: Maybe it was different days, because they're so far away.
• 1:18:52
  Testecleese: I don't know. Maybe it's.
• 1:18:53
  Brian McFadden: I'm thinking of. January 6.th Sorry.
• 1:18:56
  Testecleese: Possibly.
• 1:18:58
  Testecleese: But apparently now we're
• 1:19:00
  Testecleese: we're not involved in this actual conflict. Right? We're just like currently funding both sides. But now.
• 1:19:04
  Brian McFadden: Not anymore.
• 1:19:05
  Testecleese: It was blue.
• 1:19:07
  Brian McFadden: And the b twos.
• 1:19:09
  Testecleese: Yeah. B, twos.
• 1:19:11
  Testecleese: 1st of all, okay, that's what 35, 40 year old technology.
• 1:19:16
  Brian McFadden: There's no good bombers.
• 1:19:18
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, the entire planet's still going. How does that thing work? How does it get off the ground? Okay?
• 1:19:25
  Testecleese: But yeah, we B 2 bombed these
• 1:19:28
  Testecleese: I ran back to Houthis in Yemen.
• 1:19:31
  Testecleese: that on these bunkers that were like deeply entrenched underground.
• 1:19:36
  Testecleese: And the crazy thing is I,
• 1:19:38
  Testecleese: these b 2 s.
• 1:19:40
  Testecleese: That's the quote stealth bomber that looks like a boomerang.
• 1:19:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I got. I took a picture of B 2 bomber when I was on active duty.
• 1:19:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, that must have been a government camera, because you get arrested so quickly for taking a picture of that thing. Otherwise, wouldn't you.
• 1:19:53
  Brian McFadden: While we were underway on an Uss. Carl Vinson.
• 1:19:57
  Brian McFadden: So yes, it was a government camera, as they did a flyover of the.
• 1:20:02
  Testecleese: There were no B twos on a carrier. There's no way that sucker's taken off and landed on a carrier.
• 1:20:08
  Brian McFadden: No, no, it didn't land on the carrier.
• 1:20:11
  Testecleese: You know. It's funny, though, is I landed on a carrier in a cod.
• 1:20:16
  Testecleese: That's a big aircraft.
• 1:20:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that would be.
• 1:20:19
  Testecleese: Oh no!
• 1:20:20
  Brian McFadden: Would be an osprey, because they got rid of the cods.
• 1:20:23
  Testecleese: Or an Oscar is a helicopter.
• 1:20:25
  Brian McFadden: Or playing.
• 1:20:27
  Testecleese: I didn't realize. I thought that was the 2.
• 1:20:29
  Brian McFadden: It can rotate the way the propellers rotate.
• 1:20:34
  Testecleese: Okay, I thought that was a different one. But sure.
• 1:20:36
  Testecleese: I'm picturing the one with a helicopter, a prop up front and up, back, not left and right.
• 1:20:42
  Brian McFadden: Oh, left, and right.
• 1:20:45
  Testecleese: Yeah, I'm picturing something different in my head.
• 1:20:47
  Testecleese: But I let it in a cot. It's a cargo plane in a passenger plane, right? But that thing's not getting that's not getting put in the hangar bay.
• 1:20:54
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:20:55
  Testecleese: And store it away. By the way, just for anyone curious, I'm pretty sure I'm allowed to say this. There's pictures of it
• 1:21:00
  Testecleese: to store all these aircraft on a carrier.
• 1:21:04
  Testecleese: The wings literally fold up like a fucking matchbox kick.
• 1:21:10
  Testecleese: It's insane, like
• 1:21:12
  Testecleese: the the United States Navy brings its own Air Force with it.
• 1:21:17
  Testecleese: and people don't understand this like it's insane, and then they chain them to the deck. So when the ship rocks around, that thing stays still.
• 1:21:24
  Testecleese: Oh, there we go! Guapo is the guy who knows more about the aircraft right.
• 1:21:28
  Brian McFadden: He does.
• 1:21:29
  Testecleese: Worked in air department what you were. You were a mechanic.
• 1:21:32
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:21:33
  El Guapo: your and your mechanic.
• 1:21:36
  Testecleese: So you.
• 1:21:36
  El Guapo: Mostly helicopters and stuff. So.
• 1:21:38
  Testecleese: So you know all about 100 mile an hour tape, then.
• 1:21:41
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:21:42
  Testecleese: Oh, the aircraft tape that's duct tape that they literally duct tape.
• 1:21:45
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, yeah, no, I never. Actually, I never dealt with it, because I never. I work at engines.
• 1:21:52
  El Guapo: Then I will.
• 1:21:52
  Testecleese: Okay, I like.
• 1:21:53
  El Guapo: Helicopters, helicopters, we we just.
• 1:21:55
  Testecleese: Different.
• 1:21:56
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:21:58
  El Guapo: there's a there's a thing called, yeah. There's a specific tape for that duct tape for that.
• 1:22:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, and like, Oh, oh, it's 100 mile an hour. Tap. I was like, that thing goes mach 200 miles an hour is not fast enough.
• 1:22:12
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:22:15
  El Guapo: I think it's 7.
• 1:22:18
  El Guapo: No, like a regular plane. A regular plane. A kid is like 700 miles per hour.
• 1:22:24
  Testecleese: Yeah. And now, and I don't think of.
• 1:22:27
  Brian McFadden: Right now.
• 1:22:27
  Testecleese: Think of a F. 22. How fast does that thing go?
• 1:22:30
  El Guapo: Yeah, I don't think that you need duct tape for that.
• 1:22:32
  Testecleese: It can maintain supersonic flight.
• 1:22:35
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:22:36
  El Guapo: not just you know.
• 1:22:36
  Testecleese: Burst.
• 1:22:38
  El Guapo: There's always
• 1:22:41
  El Guapo: Whenever you fly, there's a levels of things you can do you cannot do, because this is down like like a radar's down like you can still fly it. Radar's down so you cannot do distance with the helicopter. So the pilots are aware that.
• 1:22:54
  El Guapo: So let's say, for instance, like, Hey, you gotta fly. But you cannot cruise more no more than this high speed.
• 1:23:00
  El Guapo: So they had to maintain the speed because of
• 1:23:03
  El Guapo: such such thing. Yeah.
• 1:23:04
  Testecleese: For example, we duct tape the your helicopter together.
• 1:23:09
  Brian McFadden: Would this be? Would this be.
• 1:23:10
  El Guapo: So.
• 1:23:10
  Brian McFadden: Well.
• 1:23:12
  El Guapo: The helicopter could do 200 miles per hour, but.
• 1:23:14
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:23:17
  Brian McFadden: Do you see where North Korea is holding security meetings because South Korea is flying drone flights over Pyeongyang.
• 1:23:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, I did see that.
• 1:23:29
  Testecleese: I don't know why. So actually, I say, I don't know why South Korea would do that. But North Korea has been threatening them a lot lately, so it makes sense that they would do some surveillance
• 1:23:39
  Testecleese: really.
• 1:23:39
  Brian McFadden: I am. Yeah.
• 1:23:41
  Testecleese: But do they need drones like their satellite? Technology is not good enough. They have access to ours. They could just ask us to take pictures, couldn't they?
• 1:23:48
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:23:49
  El Guapo: So, yeah. Sorry. Man, 7, 37. The cruising out cruising speed is 606 miles per hour.
• 1:23:55
  El Guapo: 606 miles per hour. Yeah.
• 1:23:59
  Testecleese: Yeah. And actually, that's also why they fly so high in the air.
• 1:24:04
  Testecleese: And up in the air, because there's less
• 1:24:07
  Testecleese: air pressure. So there's less air pushing back against it. So we can go faster with less fuel.
• 1:24:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, but yeah, I know. I know they cannot do marketing and the speed on planes and stuff like that. But I think there's a there's a rating for those tape and stuff.
• 1:24:22
  Testecleese: Funny. My my 19 month old has apparently been watching some of my Youtube videos. I've been watching because she's been imitating the a 10 warthog.
• 1:24:31
  Testecleese: She keeps going.
• 1:24:34
  Testecleese: Oh, you didn't get that joke, dude!
• 1:24:37
  Testecleese: That's the sound of the the Gatling gun.
• 1:24:41
  El Guapo: Yeah, that. Budget. Yeah.
• 1:24:44
  Testecleese: And a half half a second burst was 500 rounds. You're like, Oh, okay, not 500 rounds, but
• 1:24:51
  Testecleese: just like how many.
• 1:24:53
  Testecleese: how many rounds am I allowed to say the C. West puts up in a minute
• 1:25:00
  El Guapo: I don't know. 700 that's 1 of those things I have to think.
• 1:25:04
  Testecleese: That's that's on my rounds. I'm allowed to say, inputs that can fire.
• 1:25:08
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 1:25:09
  Testecleese: That's
• 1:25:11
  Testecleese: anyone curious, not even curious. If you're curious about weaponry at all. Look up the C. Whiz CIWS. Closing weapon system.
• 1:25:19
  Testecleese: It's not even for taking down aircraft. Specifically.
• 1:25:24
  Testecleese: it puts up a wall of tungsten and takes down incoming missiles.
• 1:25:29
  Testecleese: Obscene weapon.
• 1:25:32
  Testecleese: But yeah, North Korea is causing shit. They're saber rattling. They're not going to do crap. They keep threatening to like Nuke the United States. What you're going to take off your plane in North Korea and try to drop a nuke in DC. Are you kidding me?
• 1:25:46
  Testecleese: How far.
• 1:25:47
  Brian McFadden: Probably hit like Alaska, or something like that. They'd hit or Honolulu. They'd hit a country or a Us. Territory. That's a lot closer to them.
• 1:25:57
  Testecleese: What happens if North Korea nukes Alaska.
• 1:25:59
  Testecleese: even if they just nuke the tundra where nothing is.
• 1:26:03
  Testecleese: what happens, will's there?
• 1:26:06
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:26:08
  Testecleese: Okay. So North Korea.
• 1:26:09
  Testecleese: It's probably using an old, old technology that's definitely gonna pour radiation everywhere.
• 1:26:15
  Testecleese: So what 50 years we can't go there and dig the oil. But we'll still be able to get to it. Eventually.
• 1:26:20
  Testecleese: what happens to North Korea?
• 1:26:22
  Testecleese: It ceases to exist
• 1:26:25
  Testecleese: because you think Russia's get. If if North Korea nukes the United States. Russia's gonna turn to be like dudes. You fucked up. We are not getting involved right.
• 1:26:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:26:33
  Testecleese: We? We are not trading Moscow for
• 1:26:36
  Testecleese: middle of nowhere. Alaska.
• 1:26:39
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:41
  Testecleese: Just like the same thing happens. If if Russia starts deploying nuclear artillery on the battlefield like mortar rounds or actual artillery
• 1:26:48
  Testecleese: just wipes out a battlefield. There's no way we're going to drop a nuclear weapon on Russia in response. No way, because that's just going to encourage Russia to come back and hit New York City with a nuke, or more likely, Norfolk and San Diego.
• 1:27:01
  Testecleese: You know
• 1:27:03
  Testecleese: it's not what I'm not going to trade New York for Key.
• 1:27:09
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:27:11
  Testecleese: But yeah, now the NATO has been ramping up their nuclear exercises because Russia has been doing the same thing.
• 1:27:20
  Testecleese: Wait! What was the last time we checked the Doomsday clock, cause I didn't even not even just us, and.
• 1:27:25
  Brian McFadden: I think they got rid of it, didn't they?
• 1:27:28
  El Guapo: No, we just still got it, but everybody's still concerned.
• 1:27:31
  Testecleese: Minutes to mid. It's been 3 min to midnight in peacetime, so I'm wondering what it is now that was like. That's a good question.
• 1:27:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's like they're just their lectures. Go now. So that's what everybody's concerned about.
• 1:27:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, I
• 1:27:49
  Testecleese: I think I am genuinely concerned that
• 1:27:53
  Testecleese: should trump win this election.
• 1:27:56
  Testecleese: The Biden Administration will make sure that this war erupts to such a point
• 1:28:01
  Testecleese: that trump cannot tamp it down.
• 1:28:05
  Testecleese: and he'll blame it all, all the involvement the United States gets in.
• 1:28:09
  El Guapo: I'm wrong. I'm drunk.
• 1:28:10
  Testecleese: Trump.
• 1:28:11
  Testecleese: so that the Democrats can come back and pull this and try to take.
• 1:28:14
  El Guapo: Right now. Bad is so pissed off with Kamala Dude because there's a bitter fucking rival in there right now, so I don't worry about that.
• 1:28:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah. But how much decisions is Joe actually making.
• 1:28:26
  El Guapo: But no, he's fucking. He want to be like, hey, look! I told you I was right. I'm the only one can beat up trump and shit. He hate Kamala so bad. I don't think he care about trump no more.
• 1:28:38
  El Guapo: because he's got pushed over, so his anger is
• 1:28:41
  El Guapo: being towards God, so somewhere else, not even him. His fucking wife, too.
• 1:28:46
  Testecleese: I got.
• 1:28:46
  El Guapo: Good.
• 1:28:47
  Testecleese: Of Joe Biden, wearing a Maga hat.
• 1:28:49
  El Guapo: I know. I remember that.
• 1:28:51
  Testecleese: The fire department in Pennsylvania.
• 1:28:52
  El Guapo: And now he's like fucking sabotages in her campaigns, like, yeah. Well, every decision that I made is Kamala was there with me. So she's backing me up, you know. Oh, she fucking was.
• 1:29:04
  El Guapo: you know, so.
• 1:29:05
  Testecleese: I guess Kamala Hurston said the same thing.
• 1:29:07
  Testecleese: and she went on the view and said I wouldn't change anything that happened, said you wouldn't change the Afghanistan.
• 1:29:11
  El Guapo: So what the fuck is it? Why should we change things if you're the one that fucking
• 1:29:15
  El Guapo: you want to call for change.
• 1:29:17
  Testecleese: How are you running on change to say that wouldn't change anything.
• 1:29:20
  El Guapo: Yeah, so what? The fuck is the point, yeah.
• 1:29:23
  El Guapo: yeah. Fuck, that.
• 1:29:25
  Testecleese: If you think we should stay the course, I can respect that opinion honestly.
• 1:29:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:29:30
  Testecleese: But don't say you want to change things and change nothing at the same time.
• 1:29:35
  El Guapo: I think it's too many people talking to her about it, and stuff.
• 1:29:39
  Testecleese: Are you guys familiar with freedom tunes.
• 1:29:42
  El Guapo: Yes, it's funny.
• 1:29:43
  Testecleese: Okay, they're hilarious, Brian. You should check them out. It's a Youtube Channel
• 1:29:48
  Testecleese: Catholic dude runs the channel.
• 1:29:51
  Testecleese: They're absolutely hilarious. He's been doing some really funny Kamala Kamala ones.
• 1:29:56
  El Guapo: Come along!
• 1:29:58
  Testecleese: Yeah. Oh, my goodness, everyone should check out freedom tunes that are about to hit a million subscribers.
• 1:30:05
  Testecleese: I'm a subscriber. I watch them all the time. They're like 3 min long.
• 1:30:10
  Testecleese: Everyone check it out, though, because it's it's this kind of stuff whatever. Sorry sorry to get way off topic with that. But
• 1:30:19
  Testecleese: so not only are we bombing Yemen.
• 1:30:23
  Testecleese: We've now sent a bad system
• 1:30:27
  Testecleese: which is a anti.
• 1:30:30
  Testecleese: aircraft, anti-missile defense system.
• 1:30:32
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:30:33
  Testecleese: To Israel and 100 troops to operate and teach people how to operate it.
• 1:30:40
  Testecleese: Why, why are we sending? It's 1 thing to send weapons which I don't necessarily agree with.
• 1:30:47
  Testecleese: And now don't get me wrong. We should.
• 1:30:50
  Testecleese: Israel.
• 1:30:51
  Testecleese: when they were founded, needed some help. But are they supposed to be
• 1:30:55
  Testecleese: suckling on the teeth of the United States in perpetuity.
• 1:31:00
  Testecleese: At some point they'd be able to stand on their own 2 feet right.
• 1:31:02
  Brian McFadden: They can't.
• 1:31:03
  El Guapo: No, they can, but they could, but.
• 1:31:07
  Brian McFadden: When they're a tiny nation in the midst of a bunch of countries that.
• 1:31:13
  El Guapo: We hate to.
• 1:31:14
  Brian McFadden: Have sworn their demise from.
• 1:31:17
  El Guapo: Yeah. But you know what the Gdp for. That place is, more than all of those fucking combines.
• 1:31:23
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, that's how they have it. I.
• 1:31:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's why they got Iran backing them.
• 1:31:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:31:29
  El Guapo: So I mean they could. They could do good for this self. But understand? Like.
• 1:31:35
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 1:31:36
  El Guapo: we'll see. We'll see how things play out.
• 1:31:39
  Testecleese: And this is another thing that gets me is, these folks are all excited about one side of the war or another, and they're like, oh, we should definitely be involved one way or the other, just like with Ukraine. But like
• 1:31:49
  Testecleese: you can't find it on a map, you can't tell me what's going on? Look at Kamala Harris. Talking about Ukraine rushes. Ukraine is a country in Europe.
• 1:31:58
  Testecleese: and they border Russia, which is a country in Asia, Russia is a bigger country that's more powerful.
• 1:32:06
  Testecleese: Russia has invaded Ukraine, and that's bad.
• 1:32:10
  Testecleese: Wait! Are you?
• 1:32:11
  Testecleese: Are you talking to a 4th grader.
• 1:32:13
  Brian McFadden: I thought you're talking about.
• 1:32:14
  Testecleese: Voters.
• 1:32:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's how that's what one of her main problem is, she thinks everybody's a 4th grader.
• 1:32:24
  Brian McFadden: That's how she talks to people.
• 1:32:26
  Testecleese: There is a video there of her saying that
• 1:32:29
  Testecleese: 18 to 22 year olds are pretty stupid. That's why they need resident advisors in their college dorms.
• 1:32:36
  Testecleese: It's like this is your voting block, and you're calling them stupid.
• 1:32:39
  Testecleese: Here's the funny thing is, they're too stupid to pay attention and see that they're still going to vote for.
• 1:32:44
  Brian McFadden: Right. They are.
• 1:32:48
  Testecleese: That's it should be more difficult to vote
• 1:32:51
  Testecleese: again. Take the D's and the r's off the ticket.
• 1:32:55
  Testecleese: or how about? Let's go back to landowners? Or how about you have to pass
• 1:32:59
  Testecleese: the civics test. You need to pass to become an American citizen.
• 1:33:03
  Testecleese: to vote, you know.
• 1:33:05
  Testecleese: Like, if if you can't, if you don't understand that, how, if you don't know how many branches of government there are
• 1:33:10
  Testecleese: and their jobs
• 1:33:12
  Testecleese: and how they interact, maybe you shouldn't be voting because you don't understand how the system works.
• 1:33:18
  Brian McFadden: Most people don't even know how many branches there are in the military now.
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: Well, when I was at Advanced Technology Advanced Training Institute, a tech school in Virginia. Ati.
• 1:33:31
  Testecleese: we were. Obama was in office, and I don't remember what it was, but he oh, this is when he killed the American citizen Anwar, Abdul Alawaki, Alaraki, or whatever.
• 1:33:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:33:41
  Testecleese: The 16 year old Kid.
• 1:33:42
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:33:43
  Testecleese: And he said, Oh, well, you should have had a bit of bother.
• 1:33:47
  Testecleese: This dude tells me he goes. He's the President of the United States. He can declare war on whoever he wants.
• 1:33:51
  Brian McFadden: No, you can't.
• 1:33:53
  Testecleese: Like no, 1st of all, we no war was declared.
• 1:33:57
  Testecleese: Second of all, the President of the United States cannot declare war. It takes an act of Congress to declare war.
• 1:34:03
  Testecleese: 3, rd we haven't been at war since World War 2.
• 1:34:07
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:34:09
  Testecleese: Ronnie's going home.
• 1:34:11
  Brian McFadden: That's right.
• 1:34:11
  Testecleese: Edward's car to steering wheel, steering wheel on the wrong side.
• 1:34:15
  Ron Pascoe: Beautiful day, boys.
• 1:34:17
  Ron Pascoe: We drive on the right side.
• 1:34:21
  Testecleese: No do.
• 1:34:22
  Brian McFadden: We're not up.
• 1:34:23
  Testecleese: Horses carrying lances in our right hand, but in our left hand.
• 1:34:28
  Ron Pascoe: Driving on the right side. Brother.
• 1:34:30
  Testecleese: No, you're expecting to carry a lance in your right hand with a shield in your left. That's why you ride on the left side of the road is so you can stab people.
• 1:34:39
  Brian McFadden: What is there like 2 countries left that does this?
• 1:34:44
  Brian McFadden: England and Australia.
• 1:34:47
  Ron Pascoe: New Zealand, England.
• 1:34:49
  Testecleese: Hold on the Australian is acknowledging New Zealand as a country.
• 1:34:55
  Ron Pascoe: Suburb.
• 1:34:56
  Testecleese: Oh, okay! Oh, God!
• 1:34:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:34:58
  Testecleese: They have.
• 1:34:59
  Testecleese: I have more firepower in my house than New Zealand has as national defense. Okay.
• 1:35:05
  El Guapo: Didn't New Zealand just sunk a boat.
• 1:35:08
  Brian McFadden: About that on 2 different episodes.
• 1:35:10
  El Guapo: That's what happened when you you did. I hire.
• 1:35:14
  Testecleese: It hit the coral reef like. Well, we didn't know it was there. It's like, 1st of all, you told me.
• 1:35:19
  Brian McFadden: They were surveying the coral reeds. That's what their job was.
• 1:35:25
  Testecleese: Find it. They.
• 1:35:26
  Brian McFadden: Law of propulsion.
• 1:35:28
  Brian McFadden: for like a day, and they drifted on into it.
• 1:35:31
  Testecleese: That's what got me is like. Oh, they well, they lost power like. Well, tell me when they lost power, was it? When they were sitting on the ocean floor.
• 1:35:37
  Brian McFadden: No, that lost power before that. That's why they hit the Re.
• 1:35:44
  El Guapo: That's why you like. Right? See, this is what you do like. Way to anchor, drop anchor like Suzy.
• 1:35:49
  Testecleese: Literally the 1st thing you do. If you don't have control of the vessel, you bring it to an immediate stop.
• 1:35:53
  Brian McFadden: They didn't wanna hit the they wanna hit damage the coral reef.
• 1:35:57
  El Guapo: Well, guess what you partner.
• 1:35:59
  Testecleese: Powered ship into the middle of it.
• 1:36:01
  El Guapo: Yeah, that that would be much better.
• 1:36:04
  El Guapo: See, Dei hire the the reason I said that. Thank you because he was. It was a Dei hire.
• 1:36:11
  Testecleese: They wrecked it. Oh, and you know she wasn't
• 1:36:13
  Brian McFadden: Not New Zealand. She's not a New Zealander.
• 1:36:18
  Testecleese: British, or whatever English.
• 1:36:19
  El Guapo: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:36:20
  Ron Pascoe: Raymond.
• 1:36:21
  El Guapo: Out there with her girlfriend because you know what they like the area. So you she want to be part of the Navy.
• 1:36:27
  Testecleese: Well, there weren't enough British lesbians in the New Zealand.
• 1:36:35
  Testecleese: so you know, we have to put her in charge of the ship.
• 1:36:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:36:38
  Testecleese: And obviously dropping, dropping both.
• 1:36:41
  Brian McFadden: Did you see a lot of the? Did you see some of the writing she wrote about her crew, and how the crew needed to mesh better, and how they could do it with inclusion, and everybody needs to get along.
• 1:36:52
  El Guapo: This is DI hired. I, fucking, knew it.
• 1:36:55
  Ron Pascoe: Fine. It's fine to see how.
• 1:36:59
  Ron Pascoe: and sink in shape.
• 1:37:02
  Brian McFadden: And she didn't lose her job.
• 1:37:05
  El Guapo: She should have fucking sick with the chip like a fucking real captain.
• 1:37:08
  Testecleese: Down with the ship, Captain.
• 1:37:10
  Brian McFadden: Deorder everybody into the lifeboats.
• 1:37:13
  Testecleese: Well, at least.
• 1:37:13
  El Guapo: I bet you she was first.st
• 1:37:15
  Testecleese: Crew was saved!
• 1:37:17
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:37:17
  Ron Pascoe: Except the bean, except the bench, and kept them on deck.
• 1:37:23
  Testecleese: Oh, my God!
• 1:37:24
  Testecleese: Sorry! I've just woo all right back on.
• 1:37:27
  Brian McFadden: Back on track.
• 1:37:30
  Brian McFadden: We did talk about this briefly earlier, that
• 1:37:34
  Brian McFadden: Yahani Sinwar, the architect of the Hamas, massacring you
• 1:37:39
  Brian McFadden: Israel
• 1:37:41
  Brian McFadden: at that music festival has been killed.
• 1:37:45
  Brian McFadden: Israel's been on a roll this last few weeks. They've killed like
• 1:37:49
  Brian McFadden: 2 Hezbollah leaders.
• 1:37:51
  Brian McFadden: And now this guy, so.
• 1:37:54
  Testecleese: The pagers and reading.
• 1:37:56
  Ron Pascoe: Those.
• 1:37:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, yep.
• 1:37:58
  Brian McFadden: gotta love those pagers.
• 1:38:00
  Brian McFadden: Everybody's rushing out to get a new pager. Now.
• 1:38:02
  El Guapo: I'm sure.
• 1:38:03
  Testecleese: You know, that was like 15 years in the making.
• 1:38:08
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:38:08
  El Guapo: This is real, actually.
• 1:38:11
  Testecleese: Yeah, Israel actually set up like a shell company
• 1:38:13
  Testecleese: and got these guys to buy their equipment from this company overseas foreign from Israel.
• 1:38:20
  Testecleese: So they started buying stuff. I'll go. Okay. Now we pack it so it'll detonate if we ever wanted to.
• 1:38:25
  Testecleese: And they just waited for the need for it. I'm like jeez, Louise, like these dudes.
• 1:38:29
  El Guapo: Dude. I can imagine
• 1:38:31
  El Guapo: patience like what dude they got attack.
• 1:38:34
  El Guapo: Okay? Then, almost a year later, like, you know.
• 1:38:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, they wanted to use it at the right moment, you know, inflict the most bodily damage.
• 1:38:42
  El Guapo: Oh, they did!
• 1:38:44
  Brian McFadden: Kids are not gonna be born. Now.
• 1:38:47
  El Guapo: Psychological.
• 1:38:48
  Brian McFadden: In Gaza.
• 1:38:50
  Testecleese: What do you mean?
• 1:38:52
  Brian McFadden: Dangers were on their belts.
• 1:38:54
  Testecleese: Oh! Oh!
• 1:38:55
  El Guapo: Your cell phones.
• 1:38:56
  El Guapo: Will you keep your cell phone.
• 1:38:58
  Testecleese: I'm getting a little bit of a laugh about the
• 1:39:00
  Testecleese: these people were at a funeral for one of the pages going off, and then 2 radios went off at that funeral and killed more people. I was like, Oh, man! The next day.
• 1:39:11
  El Guapo: That's psychological, best.
• 1:39:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's like dude. We can't communicate at all.
• 1:39:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, smoke, signals.
• 1:39:18
  Testecleese: Then you look at your cell phone. You're like, you just throw it in the trash and walk away right.
• 1:39:24
  Brian McFadden: And you know things are going great for the Biden foreign policy when a Cnn. Host calls it a mess. But he also said that Israel's killing
• 1:39:36
  Brian McFadden: Senoir may actually help Harris.
• 1:39:40
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:39:40
  El Guapo: This is not going to.
• 1:39:41
  Testecleese: And the conflict, though
• 1:39:42
  Testecleese: this is not, I mean, how many rockets were fired in after the fact across the border.
• 1:39:49
  Testecleese: They're building tunnels. It's just
• 1:39:52
  Testecleese: this isn't over. This is
• 1:39:54
  Testecleese: never going to be over.
• 1:39:56
  Testecleese: These people out there hate Jews.
• 1:40:00
  Testecleese: It's it's not a Palestine thing. These are foreign nations, not just Palestine itself.
• 1:40:06
  Testecleese: and that's what blows my mind. We got these idiots defacing national monuments in the United States, supporting quote Palestine.
• 1:40:16
  El Guapo: Dude. Even Egyptians don't want Palestinians like. No, we don't want them here.
• 1:40:19
  Testecleese: Refused it. They refused to take them as refugees, like no fucking.
• 1:40:22
  El Guapo: Nobody.
• 1:40:22
  Testecleese: You guys, you guys, suicide bombing.
• 1:40:25
  El Guapo: That's how crazy they are.
• 1:40:27
  Brian McFadden: Thank God that President Biden finally came out and told Iran that killing trump
• 1:40:34
  Brian McFadden: would be an act of war.
• 1:40:36
  Testecleese: Yeah. Might that also be an excuse to launch the war that the war machine wants by killing trump.
• 1:40:43
  Brian McFadden: Before trump's been reinaugurated.
• 1:40:47
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:40:50
  Testecleese: Hey, we want to go to war because we're going to make a ton of money making weapons and selling weapons to the entire planet.
• 1:40:56
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if our defense weapons system can keep up with all the weapons we're sending to Ukraine.
• 1:41:04
  Testecleese: Oh, dude! We sent them cluster bombs! That's
• 1:41:06
  Testecleese: you're not even allowed to use cluster bombs in international warfare.
• 1:41:14
  Testecleese: I'm afraid of what weapons we have now.
• 1:41:17
  Testecleese: But the stuff we're aware of is terrifying, let alone
• 1:41:20
  Testecleese: whatever's been built in area 51.
• 1:41:24
  Brian McFadden: Well, Harris has really been pushing the
• 1:41:27
  Brian McFadden: anti-trump narrative to veterans, and it is backfiring big time.
• 1:41:34
  Ron Pascoe: Hmm.
• 1:41:35
  Testecleese: Pm.
• 1:41:36
  Testecleese: oh, go ahead.
• 1:41:39
  Testecleese: Your average person who's actually served in conflict combat doesn't want to see it again.
• 1:41:47
  Testecleese: I mean, I don't want to tell you about the worst shit I've seen in my life.
• 1:41:51
  Testecleese: but I don't ever want to see it again. I don't ever want someone else to see it.
• 1:41:56
  Testecleese: and these idiots are pushing for it like it's a good thing.
• 1:42:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:42:04
  Testecleese: And we're gonna see war if we keep
• 1:42:06
  Testecleese: funding both sides of a war which is still blows my mind in the Middle East.
• 1:42:12
  Testecleese: And why are we involved in Ukraine at all?
• 1:42:18
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 1:42:20
  Brian McFadden: About the money.
• 1:42:22
  Testecleese: Well, I could have sworn 10 years ago the Democrats were pissed off, that the United States was the World police.
• 1:42:29
  Testecleese: and now they're offended that I'm saying, don't be the world police. I'm saying the same thing I said 10 years ago.
• 1:42:35
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:42:36
  Testecleese: But now, now, all of a sudden, I'm far right saying, don't get involved. It's not your fucking problem.
• 1:42:42
  Testecleese: We even have problems here in the United States. We have money to send to Lebanon and Israel, opposite sides of a war.
• 1:42:50
  Brian McFadden: Without Congress approval.
• 1:42:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, yeah, without helping American citizens.
• 1:42:56
  Brian McFadden: Because in order to help American citizens, you got to get Congressional approval.
• 1:43:00
  Brian McFadden: hey?
• 1:43:01
  Testecleese: And you know what
• 1:43:03
  Testecleese: you want. Socialized health care in the United States like you see in some of these European nations. No, let's let's stop. Hold on.
• 1:43:11
  Testecleese: Let's stop sending
• 1:43:13
  Testecleese: billions of dollars to these European nations and and supplying national defense for these nations.
• 1:43:19
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, that's how they can afford their socialized national medicine. And those countries are like a fraction of the size of America, with population.
• 1:43:29
  Testecleese: If the Netherlands had to provide their own defense.
• 1:43:32
  Testecleese: maybe they wouldn't be able to afford to hand out free drugs to everybody.
• 1:43:37
  Ron Pascoe: Did, Nancy put in a bill a couple of weeks ago. I think it was a week or 2 ago
• 1:43:42
  Ron Pascoe: asking the Congress
• 1:43:44
  Ron Pascoe: rescinded the fund, the firm of funding that now to illegal immigrants back into
• 1:43:49
  Ron Pascoe: like where it's actually supposed to go, did she actually put a bill in.
• 1:43:53
  Brian McFadden: Not Nancy Pelosi. She don't have that authority.
• 1:43:56
  Ron Pascoe: Nancy Mice.
• 1:43:58
  Brian McFadden: Oh, Nancy Mays.
• 1:44:00
  Testecleese: I don't know who that is.
• 1:44:02
  Ron Pascoe: She put a bill in to direct Fema
• 1:44:07
  Ron Pascoe: to stop funding like the illegal immigrants, and use that for the.
• 1:44:10
  Brian McFadden: But it's got to get through the House and the Senate, and approved by the signed by the President.
• 1:44:16
  Ron Pascoe: Meanwhile it's freezing in bloody
• 1:44:18
  Ron Pascoe: in North Carolina.
• 1:44:20
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:44:23
  Ron Pascoe: That's crazy. It is absolute craziness.
• 1:44:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I'm I'm the nut job for saying, Let's help American citizens 1st like.
• 1:44:32
  Testecleese: put your own.
• 1:44:33
  Testecleese: secure your own face, mask before you scare the face mask of the person next to you. Right? No.
• 1:44:38
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:44:38
  Testecleese: How your house is on fire.
• 1:44:41
  Testecleese: Are you going to get your family out first, st or are you going to run next door and make sure the fire has spread to your neighbor's house first.st
• 1:44:47
  Ron Pascoe: Oh, 100%! Your family, aren't you?
• 1:44:49
  Testecleese: Yeah. Well, no fuck you. You're wrong, apparently.
• 1:44:52
  Ron Pascoe: Then
• 1:44:55
  Ron Pascoe: it's like, if you got 1st aid, maybe you're supposed to give 1st aid to.
• 1:44:59
  Testecleese: Free.
• 1:45:00
  Brian McFadden: Take care of yourself first.st
• 1:45:03
  Ron Pascoe: It's really.
• 1:45:03
  Testecleese: And then then who needs it most next? But this isn't triage care like 1st aid.
• 1:45:09
  Testecleese: people are gonna die. There are wars. All the planet we're not involved in.
• 1:45:13
  Testecleese: I mean. Look at Chad. Look at Sudan.
• 1:45:16
  Brian McFadden: Well.
• 1:45:17
  Brian McFadden: and there's been a report coming out recently
• 1:45:21
  Brian McFadden: that showed that
• 1:45:23
  Brian McFadden: the the foreign policy that's going on right now
• 1:45:27
  Brian McFadden: was planned by the Us. Back in the seventies, and we're using Israel to enact all of our foreign policy goals.
• 1:45:37
  Brian McFadden: but making them the scapegoat.
• 1:45:41
  Testecleese: I just, I don't know. Man.
• 1:45:43
  Testecleese: yeah, maybe.
• 1:45:46
  Testecleese: No, you're right. We we've definitely been interested in nation building for a long time now.
• 1:45:52
  Testecleese: But
• 1:45:53
  Testecleese: if we're not.
• 1:45:55
  Testecleese: if you're not willing to go in there and do it yourself. But you
• 1:46:00
  Testecleese: you can't lead from behind, like Obama wanted to.
• 1:46:04
  Ron Pascoe: Yep.
• 1:46:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:46:07
  Testecleese: It doesn't work.
• 1:46:09
  Testecleese: You go in there. You go into Afghanistan. You set up this democracy.
• 1:46:14
  Testecleese: and you don't even get to leave before it falls to shit.
• 1:46:18
  Testecleese: You can't. If the people don't want it, you can't force it on them. It's like getting an alcoholic to quit drinking. They're never going to quit
• 1:46:25
  Testecleese: until they want to quit.
• 1:46:27
  Testecleese: You can't force them to.
• 1:46:29
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:46:31
  Testecleese: They're gonna find a way. They'll make whiskey in their bathtub if they have to, you know.
• 1:46:39
  Testecleese: and if these people want to kill each other. There's nothing you can do to stop it
• 1:46:42
  Testecleese: short of holding them all at gunpoint. 24, 7. And that didn't work very well, either. Did it?
• 1:46:48
  Ron Pascoe: No!
• 1:46:49
  Ron Pascoe: Oh.
• 1:46:51
  Brian McFadden: And you know what else hasn't worked well the all these years after 2020, with Covid.
• 1:46:57
  Brian McFadden: the national vaccine effort.
• 1:47:00
  El Guapo: Oh, my gosh! They're pushing down.
• 1:47:02
  Brian McFadden: Last year 22% of adults got the latest covid vaccine.
• 1:47:08
  Brian McFadden: and the numbers are even lower. This year.
• 1:47:12
  El Guapo: I wonder why?
• 1:47:15
  El Guapo: I wonder? Why.
• 1:47:16
  Brian McFadden: Is there growing concern
• 1:47:19
  Brian McFadden: about
• 1:47:22
  Brian McFadden: blah blah blah blah.
• 1:47:25
  Ron Pascoe: Who's.
• 1:47:25
  El Guapo: Concern.
• 1:47:28
  Brian McFadden: The government.
• 1:47:30
  El Guapo: Okay, so.
• 1:47:31
  Brian McFadden: And
• 1:47:33
  El Guapo: Because you can have.
• 1:47:34
  Brian McFadden: Moderna, and the company.
• 1:47:37
  El Guapo: Bye, sir.
• 1:47:37
  Brian McFadden: Made the vaccine.
• 1:47:38
  El Guapo: I'm sure they are.
• 1:47:45
  El Guapo: Yeah. Now they asked me. Today I went to get some medicine for me.
• 1:47:49
  El Guapo: He asked me like, Hey, you want to get your flu shot like I'm good.
• 1:47:51
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:47:52
  Ron Pascoe: There's a couple of places in Australia now where it's actually been Pfizer.
• 1:47:57
  Brian McFadden: I don't do flu shots anymore since I retired from the navy, and I do
• 1:48:02
  Brian McFadden: you call good.
• 1:48:03
  Testecleese: I only did flu shots while I was in the navy. I've never had one outside of the service.
• 1:48:07
  Brian McFadden: I've had one since I retired from the navy.
• 1:48:09
  Testecleese: No, never done one besides in the service never got a Covid vaccination
• 1:48:14
  Testecleese: right now. I
• 1:48:16
  Testecleese: I have had. Actually, you know, I can't think of many vaccinations besides.
• 1:48:20
  Testecleese: the ones you get is kids like what? Nmr.
• 1:48:24
  Brian McFadden: That you haven't had your tetanus shot lately.
• 1:48:28
  Testecleese: Not recently enough.
• 1:48:30
  Testecleese: that's for sure.
• 1:48:32
  Testecleese: Should I step on a rusty nail? I'll go get another shot.
• 1:48:37
  Brian McFadden: Well, you pretty soon you have to get your shingle shots.
• 1:48:41
  Testecleese: I already had chicken, pox.
• 1:48:43
  Brian McFadden: No shingles are adult thing.
• 1:48:45
  Ron Pascoe: Yeah.
• 1:48:46
  Testecleese: But it's chicken, pox.
• 1:48:47
  Brian McFadden: Different version of chicken pot.
• 1:48:48
  Testecleese: Yes, well again.
• 1:48:49
  Brian McFadden: You can get it with it, even if they had chicken box. I had chicken box.
• 1:48:54
  Testecleese: Yes, actually, you cannot get shingles unless you've had chickenpox. It's the same virus. It's different.
• 1:49:01
  Testecleese: But no, I
• 1:49:02
  Testecleese: I haven't had a shingles vaccine, either.
• 1:49:05
  Testecleese: I don't like taking meds in general, like I'm upset now that I'm taking anti-seizure medication.
• 1:49:10
  Brian McFadden: Well, kids and teens who get Covid are more prone to diabetes. A study came out recently and said.
• 1:49:18
  Testecleese: Oh, yeah, you're in the health thing.
• 1:49:20
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:49:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, I
• 1:49:23
  Testecleese: yes, I just laughed because we were all like, I don't know. It's experimental. The tests haven't been done. We don't know what's going to happen with these vaccines? They said. You're nuts. You're a conspiracy theorist.
• 1:49:34
  Testecleese: 1st of all, what does conspiracy theory mean?
• 1:49:38
  Testecleese: That is, people are getting. I have a theory that people are getting together to do something.
• 1:49:42
  Testecleese: I don't think there was a conspiracy over this Covid shot.
• 1:49:47
  Testecleese: I just thought
• 1:49:49
  Testecleese: that we don't know enough about it to be taking this trust the science. Well, if you want to trust the science. If you have a penis, you're a man.
• 1:50:02
  Testecleese: But apparently not.
• 1:50:05
  Testecleese: But yeah, you're more likely to be diabetic if you've had as a kid or a teenager, if you've had a Covid shot.
• 1:50:13
  Testecleese: But remember, too, you're stupid. You're going to be stupid if you don't get your vaccine and get Covid, which is hilarious because
• 1:50:22
  Testecleese: doesn't
• 1:50:23
  Testecleese: the Covid shot, not stopping you from getting or transmitting Covid.
• 1:50:27
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:50:28
  El Guapo: It doesn't work.
• 1:50:30
  Testecleese: So I don't understand.
• 1:50:35
  Testecleese: My
• 1:50:36
  Testecleese: woman married my cousin
• 1:50:38
  Testecleese: had her covid shots or boosters. All that stuff
• 1:50:43
  Testecleese: go ahead and got a nasty, nasty brain injury, because she overheated
• 1:50:47
  Testecleese: with Covid.
• 1:50:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, she overheated. You know, it was just nasty. Brain injury isn't well.
• 1:50:54
  Testecleese: like yeah. But the vaccine didn't help her.
• 1:50:58
  Testecleese: and they were still called to this day. They still call me an asshole for point, for when I'm like, Yeah, I won't get the shot like. Well, it does this. I'm like, what what does the Covid does like? She had the shots. I didn't have the shots. I got the Covid, and I didn't
• 1:51:12
  Testecleese: get a traumatic brain injury from it.
• 1:51:14
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:51:17
  Testecleese: Mine was from nuclear radiation, the United States Navy. Because, you know.
• 1:51:21
  Testecleese: that's what men do. Apparently.
• 1:51:24
  El Guapo: You got a beautiful hairs now.
• 1:51:27
  Testecleese: Yes. Well, no, I'm not. I'm not dead yet.
• 1:51:31
  Testecleese: When I die I'll start voting Democrat.
• 1:51:35
  El Guapo: Oh, you're like you stock, you stick rare. That's what mere man do.
• 1:51:42
  Brian McFadden: We watched the video. We did the Commercial a couple episodes ago.
• 1:51:48
  El Guapo: I see.
• 1:51:48
  Testecleese: Yesterday it was so good. Oh.
• 1:51:52
  Brian McFadden: Sit on the grill.
• 1:51:54
  Testecleese: Don't have a grill outside yet. We're still
• 1:51:58
  Testecleese: filling out everything in the house. You know what I mean.
• 1:52:03
  Testecleese: I should be getting one for Christmas, though
• 1:52:07
  Testecleese: but apparently California parts of California, bringing back the mask, mandate.
• 1:52:11
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you can't go to see a doctor without a mask in Bay Area of California.
• 1:52:18
  Ron Pascoe: Just in time for the election day.
• 1:52:21
  Brian McFadden: Pretty much.
• 1:52:22
  El Guapo: No, you bought it where you're up. You bought it, these guys in, so don't complain now.
• 1:52:29
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:52:30
  Testecleese: We're going to move into leftovers, and I don't want to talk about all this. Obviously, no, that's fine. But I do want to bring up
• 1:52:37
  Testecleese: the Tim Walls was talking about.
• 1:52:40
  Testecleese: I was 90 year old, mother.
• 1:52:42
  Testecleese: his living social security check to social security, check.
• 1:52:47
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:52:48
  El Guapo: Oh no!
• 1:52:49
  Testecleese: Tim Wallace is worth over a million dollars. He's not helping his mom out.
• 1:52:53
  Testecleese: No, he's what.
• 1:52:54
  El Guapo: Let's to show you how much it's gonna help American people.
• 1:52:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, like you didn't help your own mother, and
• 1:53:00
  Testecleese: you're letting her struggle at.
• 1:53:03
  El Guapo: Even if it's not real, why would you use this as fucking selling campaign like it's not even selling.
• 1:53:09
  Testecleese: At least say it's your mom's neighbor.
• 1:53:12
  Testecleese: You know what I mean. If you make it adopt.
• 1:53:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:53:15
  Testecleese: But oh, my mom, just barely getting by. It was like dude. You made it a point of showing us like you're.
• 1:53:20
  El Guapo: I can honestly see him seeing like, oh, my, you're not doing okay. I'm sorry, but he's over there in the fucking full house. I mean a big ass mansion and shit like that.
• 1:53:30
  El Guapo: Who's my.
• 1:53:30
  Testecleese: Live in this.
• 1:53:31
  El Guapo: Water
• 1:53:32
  El Guapo: in a trailer.
• 1:53:35
  Testecleese: Meanwhile he's telling us he doesn't have any investments.
• 1:53:38
  Testecleese: you know. I was like Dude. If you have no money put aside for the future.
• 1:53:43
  Testecleese: That's a mistake.
• 1:53:45
  Testecleese: Yeah. What if
• 1:53:47
  Testecleese: even if your investment is just a 401 k.
• 1:53:50
  El Guapo: I still don't even trust that shit no more.
• 1:53:53
  Testecleese: Or or just just a chest full of silver that you're putting aside.
• 1:53:58
  Testecleese: or even fucking bullets.
• 1:54:02
  Testecleese: You know what shit hits the fan. You got bullets and a gun. You can feed yourself whether it's the animal outside or
• 1:54:09
  Testecleese: pound pom! Pump on someone's door. Give me your fucking food. You know what I mean.
• 1:54:14
  Testecleese: What are we looking at? Bro. Oh, Jesus, Jimmy!
• 1:54:17
  El Guapo: What we got, what we got.
• 1:54:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Jimmy Carter came out to vote.
• 1:54:22
  El Guapo: Dude! Oh, my God!
• 1:54:24
  Testecleese: One listening. Jimmy Carter is a hundred years old, not exaggerating.
• 1:54:29
  Brian McFadden: And he's been in Hospice for over a year.
• 1:54:32
  Testecleese: And he's on a gurney
• 1:54:34
  Testecleese: in this video.
• 1:54:36
  Brian McFadden: And Kamala Harris is always excited about thanking him for voting.
• 1:54:40
  Testecleese: Like super demented.
• 1:54:44
  Ron Pascoe: Advice, isn't she.
• 1:54:47
  El Guapo: It's a fucking cadaver dude.
• 1:54:50
  El Guapo: How you gonna take a picture! Oh, my God! That! Who's oh, my God! This is your.
• 1:54:54
  Brian McFadden: There's no way he had any clue of what was going on. He may as well be dead.
• 1:54:59
  Testecleese: Teddy.
• 1:55:00
  Brian McFadden: He's Bernie Sanders, not Bernie Sanders, weekend at Bernie's.
• 1:55:06
  Testecleese: Yes!
• 1:55:07
  Testecleese: Oh, my God! Like.
• 1:55:08
  El Guapo: It's sad dude. This is the people. When I, fucking, run the country dude.
• 1:55:13
  Testecleese: Again. That's the dead people are voting for Harris like that. Dude couldn't pull the lever if his life depended on. He's not physically capable.
• 1:55:21
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:55:23
  El Guapo: Who's voting for him?
• 1:55:24
  El Guapo: Who's fucking body for him?
• 1:55:26
  Brian McFadden: Nobody's voting for him. He voted for Kamala.
• 1:55:29
  El Guapo: No, no, no! Like somebody in the family bought it for him. He, the fuck! He can't even
• 1:55:34
  El Guapo: can I, fucking, fill him the fucking little ballot, you know, with a little pen and shit like that.
• 1:55:38
  Brian McFadden: No, not at all.
• 1:55:40
  Testecleese: I don't have much more of this. I want to talk. Oh, actually, no, I will bring up.
• 1:55:45
  Testecleese: We've talked about this more than once this Muslim population that's in Michigan that took over the.
• 1:55:50
  El Guapo: Terrible.
• 1:55:51
  Testecleese: Of the local community. Yeah, in Dearborn.
• 1:55:53
  El Guapo: Anymore.
• 1:55:55
  Testecleese: Apparently the Muslims in Michigan are trying to band, together with the Socialists and vote against Harris.
• 1:56:02
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:56:03
  El Guapo: Meet.
• 1:56:04
  Testecleese: Because of her stance on Israel.
• 1:56:07
  Testecleese: Well, it.
• 1:56:07
  Brian McFadden: That would mean trump would win Michigan if that were actually to happen.
• 1:56:11
  Testecleese: Should Michigan turn red? That would be a big swing, wouldn't it?
• 1:56:15
  Brian McFadden: The world.
• 1:56:15
  El Guapo: The majors endorse, trump.
• 1:56:19
  Testecleese: One of the what.
• 1:56:20
  El Guapo: One of the mayors of Dearborn, Michigan, endorsed trump.
• 1:56:23
  Testecleese: Apparently all of the Islamists, the Muslims, whatever you want to call them.
• 1:56:27
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, yeah, he's not a great choice for them. But you know what he bring peace.
• 1:56:33
  El Guapo: He keep everybody on check over there.
• 1:56:35
  Testecleese: Did you? Did you watch? Did you watch South Park.
• 1:56:38
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:56:38
  Testecleese: What? Okay? There was an episode about voting.
• 1:56:42
  Testecleese: And you got to choose between a shit sandwich and a giant douche.
• 1:56:46
  El Guapo: Oh!
• 1:56:46
  Testecleese: And it was literally a shit sandwich and a giant douche.
• 1:56:50
  Testecleese: and people were fighting each other, over which which one you picked.
• 1:56:55
  Testecleese: and that seems like what we're doing right now
• 1:56:58
  Testecleese: like, do you want the giant douche, Donald Trump, or the Shit sandwich? Kamala Harris.
• 1:57:03
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:57:04
  Testecleese: Like, do you want to eat shit or get your cooter cleaned out?
• 1:57:11
  Testecleese: Oh, my God.
• 1:57:13
  Testecleese: yeah, I don't know. And and one thing I do want to bring up also is
• 1:57:19
  Testecleese: Texas coach of a cheerleading team
• 1:57:22
  Testecleese: punished? I'm guessing her, but not necessarily could have been his. I couldn't find a gender of the coach.
• 1:57:28
  Brian McFadden: Preteen cheerleaders. Yes.
• 1:57:30
  Testecleese: Preteenshielated so like 12, and under
• 1:57:33
  Testecleese: to bear crawl around the track.
• 1:57:37
  Brian McFadden: In Texas.
• 1:57:38
  Testecleese: In Texas. Okay? Okay. You know, I did worse on the football team
• 1:57:42
  Testecleese: problem is, the track was 125°F.
• 1:57:47
  Testecleese: One of these girls suffered 3rd degree. Burns.
• 1:57:51
  El Guapo: Just one out of all of them.
• 1:57:54
  Testecleese: Well, several of them gave up, and they were threatened like, you're never going to cheer again. It's done. You're never going to be moving on and cheerleading, which is a big deal in Texas.
• 1:58:05
  Testecleese: almost like football.
• 1:58:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:58:09
  Testecleese: But yeah, the teachers are like, not teachers. The parents are furious. They're ready to start a fight.
• 1:58:14
  Testecleese: and I just I brought this up to the wife.
• 1:58:18
  Testecleese: And she, she says to me.
• 1:58:21
  Testecleese: Was it a man or a woman. I'm not sure she goes. Well, if it's a dude, I expect you to beat this dude unconscious.
• 1:58:27
  Testecleese: She's like, if it's not, I expect you to hold my beer while I kick his. Kick her ass.
• 1:58:35
  El Guapo: See, I think it's more likely a woman because they don't understand consequence. Not all of them are saying, but in generally
• 1:58:42
  El Guapo: they just don't just like man dude like I know. If I get out of line with you, O'brien out of line, there's Gonna be consequences.
• 1:58:52
  El Guapo: you know. So that's why, we keep like the civil communication civil, you know.
• 1:58:58
  Testecleese: Well, just like when I was making fun of you. I made jokes about your failed marriage. I knew not to push it too far, because it would have been a douchebag move, but.
• 1:59:05
  El Guapo: Yeah, but.
• 1:59:06
  Testecleese: Far enough for it to be fun.
• 1:59:08
  El Guapo: But the same time, okay, that's different between me and like men and stuff. Are you like
• 1:59:12
  El Guapo: we joke so you can take the pressure. Can you take the pressure? Because you know what.
• 1:59:16
  Testecleese: Remind me.
• 1:59:16
  El Guapo: You know what this.
• 1:59:18
  El Guapo: Now, this guy I know this guy is going to be cool headed under pressure.
• 1:59:23
  El Guapo: you know, and that's.
• 1:59:25
  Testecleese: Was just me busting your balls because I knew you could handle it. But if I did something like that to your kids, you'd be like what the fuck's the matter with you.
• 1:59:31
  El Guapo: But it's embedded on us to be so psychological. Trait like, Hey, can this guy handle be? Can he keep a cool head, even though, being in funnel, you know.
• 1:59:43
  El Guapo: because you know what I can. At least I can count on this guy later on. Like is because he's gonna be cool, level-headed when shit hit the fan, you know.
• 1:59:51
  Testecleese: Interesting, though, because the wife said something was like, Oh, that! Could you imagine? Do that to the boys team? The boys football team was like, actually, I could.
• 1:59:58
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:59:58
  Testecleese: Probably wouldn't do that because you're not gonna be able to block or
• 2:00:02
  Testecleese: catch a pass with burned hands.
• 2:00:05
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:00:05
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:00:06
  Testecleese: I was like what
• 2:00:08
  Testecleese: my wrestling coach used to run us up and down stairs until we threw up and passed out.
• 2:00:14
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:00:15
  Testecleese: That's just the way it was.
• 2:00:17
  El Guapo: That's the thing about man. We're spendable, you know. It's like.
• 2:00:20
  Testecleese: That's exactly what it is, and that's exactly the thing I brought up early is how we lie to women, and we tell men the brutal truth.
• 2:00:27
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:00:27
  Testecleese: You're beautiful. You're perfect just the way you are versus men. The fuck up, man, up and take the hill.
• 2:00:34
  El Guapo: We protect them and stuff like that from everything from, you know, like, even though you
• 2:00:38
  El Guapo: let's say, like mortgage is behind you. Protect it for not getting worried. Don't worry. I got this. I'm going to catch up to it. And you do.
• 2:00:45
  El Guapo: You don't want. Why, how do people worry about something that you're really worrying about. You know.
• 2:00:50
  Testecleese: Exactly the man's going to say. I guess I'm not watching the fight this month.
• 2:00:55
  Testecleese: or or Oh, geez
• 2:00:59
  Testecleese: I can't do whatever I had to cancel my sports. Illustrated subscription or something, you know. Yeah.
• 2:01:05
  Testecleese: versus. I'm just not going to pay the electric bill.
• 2:01:09
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:01:10
  Testecleese: But
• 2:01:13
  Testecleese: I think we're hitting a hard wall here, Brian.
• 2:01:16
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 2:01:18
  Ron Pascoe: Take care, fellas, and I'll talk to you next week.
• 2:01:21
  Brian McFadden: All right.
• 2:01:21
  Testecleese: Bye, thank you for coming.
• 2:01:23
  Ron Pascoe: Oh! Perfect!
• 2:01:24
  Testecleese: For real, though. Figure out what the issue is you're having with watching us on Facebook.
• 2:01:29
  Ron Pascoe: I couldn't let my no way of getting on the the thing that Brian sent me.
• 2:01:34
  Brian McFadden: They're not accessible, and he's a member of the private group. So
• 2:01:38
  Brian McFadden: everybody else in the private group can see it.
• 2:01:41
  El Guapo: Australia.
• 2:01:44
  Testecleese: That might be what it is. Australia might be blocking us because we're so sassy.
• 2:01:47
  El Guapo: It was so fucking
• 2:01:49
  Brian McFadden: We're so American. They're blocking us because we're American.
• 2:01:52
  El Guapo: Hey? Don't worry. We gotta call elite master. Rear the redirect account like underneath of you.
• 2:01:58
  Ron Pascoe: Into some starlink boys.
• 2:01:59
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 2:02:02
  Testecleese: Anyone anyone who did make it this far on the show consider tossing us a couple books never going to require it.
• 2:02:11
  Testecleese: But you know it'd be nice if we could pay our storage fees. Be even nicer if we could actually buy subscriptions to some new services as a company.
• 2:02:20
  Testecleese: as an organization here.
• 2:02:22
  Testecleese: because then we won't go. I only get to access New York Times 3 times a month, and oh, crap! I opened it once to read it. Then I try opening it again.
• 2:02:31
  Brian McFadden: So.
• 2:02:31
  Testecleese: And now I can't do it.
• 2:02:33
  Brian McFadden: You get one more episode.
• 2:02:36
  Testecleese: And then like.
• 2:02:37
  Brian McFadden: Half of it.
• 2:02:38
  Testecleese: No, I could. I could read it once I share it to the show, and I go to open and go. Oh, shit.
• 2:02:45
  Brian McFadden: Whoa!
• 2:02:46
  Testecleese: All right. Well, thank you.
• 2:02:48
  Testecleese: I've had a good time. We met.
• 2:02:49
  Brian McFadden: Definitely.
• 2:02:50
  Testecleese: It's about 2 h.
• 2:02:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this is good.
• 2:02:54
  Testecleese: Yeah, alright, man, that's our shit.
• 2:02:56
  Testecleese: Oh, cutting it.
• 2:02:58
  El Guapo: Cut it. Let's wipe it.