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Hey, Jesse! (The Valley Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camra Judge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas in
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  Speaker 2: a Pod with myself and Dolores Catanya.
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  Speaker 3: Hell, how's it going, babe?
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's going good, going good. Did you see who
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  Speaker 1: I was with yesterday? Your second half, your other half?
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  Speaker 3: I saw that you were a tam.
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  Speaker 1: I we all missed you.
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  Speaker 2: I missed you guys who all looked beautiful. I saw
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  Speaker 2: that you were a tam. And then I got a
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  Speaker 2: message from Shep and I was like, what the hell
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  Speaker 2: Shep texted me at this time of day? And then
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  Speaker 2: it was him and a picture of Tam and I
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  Speaker 2: was like, when were they together?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: My gosh?
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  Speaker 1: It was the Upfront.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I loved it and I loved your dress. No,
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  Speaker 2: who's probably not loving life right now?
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  Speaker 1: Who?
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  Speaker 2: Jesse from the Valley? H We've got a lot to
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  Speaker 2: talk about, so we do. We're it Day two of
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  Speaker 2: Santa Barbara. It starts out where Jesse is upset that
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  Speaker 2: he and Michelle aren't able to coexist in Santa Barbara.
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  Speaker 2: He decided he was triggered the night before and he
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  Speaker 2: wanted to leave, but decided not to. I was triggered
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  Speaker 2: by his underpants, fully.
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  Speaker 3: Triggered by his underpants. But then Michelle's.
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  Speaker 1: Underpants, well, because that's what they were. They were not boxers,
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  Speaker 1: they weren't any type of Yeah, like you know, when
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  Speaker 1: you have those undies too, let's call them panties, when
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  Speaker 1: his panties.
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  Speaker 2: When you have your panties for too long and they
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  Speaker 2: get all stretched out and they no longer have the
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  Speaker 2: elasticity in it.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I haven't worn panties enough since nineteen eighty
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  Speaker 1: eight to get them to that point. I don't wear
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  Speaker 1: them often.
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  Speaker 3: Do you wear thongs or do you go free only thongs?
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  Speaker 1: No? I go free. I go free too.
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  Speaker 3: I'm a free too.
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  Speaker 1: But I grew up thinking like that was slutty, right,
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  Speaker 1: Like my mother would be like, ah, what did I raise?
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  Speaker 1: You have no aunt of pants on? And I you know,
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  Speaker 1: but so I wear a thong when I have to,
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  Speaker 1: I have one on because I just had a lymphatic
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  Speaker 1: massage here. So I didn't want her to have to
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  Speaker 1: see this thing.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, I'm sure she would have been like, whoo.
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  Speaker 3: This thing is the door of him.
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  Speaker 1: It's cute, it's cute. I done some work on that
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  Speaker 1: so well, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, we've all done a lot of work, so we
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  Speaker 2: gotta get we gotta make things happen. But then Michelle
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  Speaker 2: says she knew she would be bothered by him throwing
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  Speaker 2: the ball to her in the gratitude circle. And Michelle
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  Speaker 2: says Jesse is insane for thinking she would say something
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  Speaker 2: nice about him when he had just called her an escort.
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  Speaker 2: Then Jack's has already been texting Brittany this morning.
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  Speaker 3: Jack says he's.
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  Speaker 1: Rage texting the rage textive go ahead, he needs his
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  Speaker 1: ass beat. Okay, I understand he's going through so much.
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  Speaker 1: You've dragged this girl through the mud for the past
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how many years. Okay, you've put your
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  Speaker 1: family through hell. You're in rehab. You are not humbled,
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  Speaker 1: You are not on starting off on the right foot.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have any business rage texting, texting. You should
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  Speaker 1: be feeling like what I put this girl through. She
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  Speaker 1: deserves to be having a good time. Let me give
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  Speaker 1: her peace instead. No, this guy is not on the road.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of don't.
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  Speaker 3: Get's two shits about Brittany.
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  Speaker 2: He cares about being on the show, and that's really
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  Speaker 2: what bothers me. He's upset because she's filming and he's not.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's upset that he's not at the casita or
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  Speaker 1: whatever you call that thing that they're at.
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  Speaker 2: Well, then I wondered at some point during this episode
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  Speaker 2: if maybe my tumors were getting bigger.
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  Speaker 1: Because I liked Zach health and.
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  Speaker 2: Michelle during this episode.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now Michelle will feel much better about Tamra calling
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  Speaker 1: her AI now that you're saying that you like her.
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  Speaker 2: I listen, I'm not saying I like her. I'm saying
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  Speaker 2: this episode, but this is what happens.
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  Speaker 1: We get to, you know, we can change the way
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  Speaker 1: we feel about people with the information or the things
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  Speaker 1: that happen, but we don't.
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  Speaker 2: We're given.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, Zach didn't even.
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  Speaker 3: Bother me, and I did appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: At some point in this episode, we found out that
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  Speaker 2: Zach is not wearing a tupe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, how about that?
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  Speaker 3: How about them apples?
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  Speaker 1: I am impressed?
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  Speaker 3: And then did.
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  Speaker 2: You notice that right after they said that, then all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden, I could see his hairline. I was like,
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  Speaker 2: is that shady editors doing that? Because now I see
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  Speaker 2: his hairline.
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  Speaker 1: I know I think it was shady. I think it
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  Speaker 1: was a little shady at it. I'm just gonna say,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm okay with it. It was like it was fun shade.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't like I'll ruin your life shade.
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  Speaker 3: No, I liked it. I love that kind of shade.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we're looking for. Let's let's evolve into,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the shade we can come back from.
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  Speaker 3: And Jesse, my pal, my friend, what the hell?
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  Speaker 2: Why would you feel the need to drink two bottles
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  Speaker 2: of Corbell before you.
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  Speaker 3: Went wine tasting?
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  Speaker 2: That is never going to end well, I swear I
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  Speaker 2: think it said Corbell on the on the Champagnes.
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  Speaker 1: How about that hangoverhos, It's sugar and it's like a
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  Speaker 1: It's like, nothing's worse than a cheap hangover.
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  Speaker 2: Or bad decisions that you make when you're drinking Corbell,
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  Speaker 2: which I've made a ton of them, so you know, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I know, I mean Corbell and strawberry wine.
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  Speaker 1: It's a problem.
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  Speaker 3: Those were things.
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  Speaker 2: That I drank when I was younger, like South Carolina
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  Speaker 2: drinks and oh Shito.
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  Speaker 1: The sweet drinks.
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  Speaker 2: But the group goes wine tasting, but in my opinion,
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  Speaker 2: half of the group was already drunk before they left.
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  Speaker 1: They were one hunt. It's not your opinion, it's a fact.
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  Speaker 1: They were drunk. And they need to be drunk to function.
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  Speaker 2: To function in that hot ass van, Which doesn't that
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  Speaker 2: feel like such a production thing to happen, and the
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  Speaker 2: breaks down, they have something else.
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  Speaker 1: It's so musty when there's a long ride and everybody's
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  Speaker 1: just yeah, but I've been in those long ride van rides.
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  Speaker 1: How long do you think it was? Well, you know
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  Speaker 1: where they went.
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  Speaker 2: Right, and you know what, I'm guessing it was about
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  Speaker 2: a forty five minute drive.
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  Speaker 3: But a forty minute yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's like hours. Well, they're in Santa Barbara.
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  Speaker 2: They're heading to wine country, so I'm guessing they're heading
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  Speaker 2: to Montecito area. So that's about forty five minutes and
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  Speaker 2: a sprinter van. But then they have to go back.
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  Speaker 2: They have to find a gas station. Everybody at this point,
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  Speaker 2: if they are wearing panties, those panties are soaked.
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  Speaker 1: Oh throw them out with their done.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Jesse's being pretty There's nothing worse than when one
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  Speaker 2: person's hammered and the rest of the people are just
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  Speaker 2: trying to get and Jesse's like dancing and grinding and.
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  Speaker 1: Doing Oh so annoying. It's so unless they're all drunk,
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  Speaker 1: that is not gonna work. It's not gonna work.
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  Speaker 2: So everybody's already annoyed at Jesse. Maybe Jesse's just trying
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  Speaker 2: to get and Jesse's.
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  Speaker 1: The one that planned the trip, like Jesse is trying
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  Speaker 1: too hard to plan this fun trip again another trip
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  Speaker 1: where I say it doesn't make sense that Michelle is there.
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  Speaker 2: No, why would she want to be there? But also
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  Speaker 2: my question is, in regards to Jesse, you had a
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  Speaker 2: shit night the night before you decided you wanted to stay.
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  Speaker 2: You had a moment of thinking you didn't want to stay,
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  Speaker 2: and then you're like, you know what a good idea
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  Speaker 2: would be to binge drink prior to leaving. No in
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  Speaker 2: my stretched out underpants and maybe he put on a
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  Speaker 2: new pair stretched out you think? Do you think they
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  Speaker 2: were white? You know they normally come into three packs,
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  Speaker 2: So do you think you wore a white pair?
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  Speaker 1: Black white? But they're like gray, dingy gray. Now they're
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  Speaker 1: light yellow and they have like, you know, residual marks
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  Speaker 1: on them. I mean, you know, so they're footing to death.
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  Speaker 2: Danny calls at one point, and Nia doesn't realize that
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  Speaker 2: the group is paying attention, and she is giving him
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  Speaker 2: a lashing. At this point, I'm wondering, why is she
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  Speaker 2: yelling at him so bad? Do you think Danny is
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  Speaker 2: potentially already tipsy as well? Because at some point I
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  Speaker 2: found out he drove back the night before he had
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  Speaker 2: to leave. He left, but then he came back. But
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  Speaker 2: then she was already yelling at him before he got
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  Speaker 2: to the winery. And he already seemed a little two
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  Speaker 2: sheets to the is it two sheets or three sheets?
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  Speaker 1: Three?
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  Speaker 3: Three sheets to the wind when he arrived.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, so that's why she was yelling at him. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I bet he took a car.
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  Speaker 2: He would have had to like, but I mean, I
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  Speaker 2: didn't think he was jogging, but I bet he took
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  Speaker 2: a car service.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's probably drinking some drinks.
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  Speaker 2: But anyhow, what about when they when it's cars are
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  Speaker 2: pouring by so fast going and then we see freaking
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  Speaker 2: Jesse out there trying to hitchhike?
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  Speaker 1: What what the hell is going on?
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  Speaker 2: If you drove by that, would you be like, cold on,
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  Speaker 2: let me pick up this group of hot mess fucking expresses.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, unless I was a serial killer, No unless
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to you know, torture them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so then they're at the wine tasting, which, in
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  Speaker 2: my past experiences, wine tasting has never ended up well
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  Speaker 2: on camera for me because I'm not one. I don't
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  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not a sipper of anything, Like I'm
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  Speaker 2: not a sipper of this diet coke.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a swig. You do a swig? Yeah, yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: half You're half the glass done. That would be me.
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  Speaker 1: But here's the thing, wine tasting never ends well in
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  Speaker 1: any of the shows. If we can go back to
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  Speaker 1: Jersey circa like what was it twenty twenty, Like, let's
• 10:12
  Speaker 1: go back like Jersey ten years ago, right, there was
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  Speaker 1: a wine tasting Joe who was on the cast at
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  Speaker 1: this point, you're not so it's Theresa, Joe, Jacqueline, Chris, Jacquelinine, Chris,
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  Speaker 1: Carolina and Albert and and Joe walked into the field
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  Speaker 1: to take a call during the wine tasting, and it's
• 10:44
  Speaker 1: too drunk to realize everyone can hear him. God.
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  Speaker 2: I love when you don't realize how loud your voices
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  Speaker 2: when you're drunk, either like you're whispering, but meanwhile you're like.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't no movie voice.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: We need movie voice and amr.
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  Speaker 1: If there was ever a time where there should have
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: been one, that was it. So, yeah, the wine tastings
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  Speaker 1: are trouble, but it makes good TV.
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  Speaker 2: Then Janet, you know, does the little joke to Zach
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  Speaker 2: and saying, you know we're not good When we were
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: not good, I brought up the wig.
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  Speaker 3: They have this moment once again.
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  Speaker 2: Janet's joke didn't necessarily land, but I did appreciate it
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: because I do think we got to the bottom of wiggate.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: Well we needed to, We needed it. Yeah, it landed
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  Speaker 2: just fine. Okay, it landed. It gave what it needed
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  Speaker 2: to give.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really care about how he felt about it.
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  Speaker 1: I needed that.
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  Speaker 2: I needed it too. But then Michelle and Jesse talk
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  Speaker 2: off to the side during wine tasting.
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  Speaker 3: Whoever thought this was a good idea?
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  Speaker 2: It was brilliant for us watching terrible for them in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of it.
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: Well, isn't that just what's more important in us?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we enjoyed it. Jesse says they need to have
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: a serious conversation. Michelle tells them that she's happy besides
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  Speaker 2: him being in the picture.
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  Speaker 3: That's kind of a low blow, like, I'm.
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: Ik wow, if he's missing. She is suspect number one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck what kind of alibi she got.
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  Speaker 2: She and Honeybee does not count as an alibi. I'm
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: just putting it does not count.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if she's in the hospital getting a
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: kidney or whatever it is. It is she if he's missing,
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  Speaker 1: she's it. She did it well.
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  Speaker 2: Then she also says she's not happy with who Jesse
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  Speaker 2: is with. So this is the part where listen, she's
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  Speaker 2: she's getting me this episode when she loses it and
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  Speaker 2: starts screaming, I'm thrilled. But I'm like, just pretend you're
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  Speaker 2: happy be with who he's with, even if she's allegedly
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: trying to come after the entire cast because she doesn't
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  Speaker 2: want her name mentioned. I do think there is something
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  Speaker 2: to it. If you're not on the show, you're not paying,
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  Speaker 2: you're not.
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  Speaker 1: Getting paid, you're not on the payroll.
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  Speaker 3: You're allowed to say I don't want to be talked about.
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  Speaker 1: I've hundred percent. But then don't go out with someone
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  Speaker 1: who's on the show.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's a good point.
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  Speaker 1: You know. This is it's no secret what we do
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  Speaker 1: for a living, and right out of the box, unless
• 13:32
  Speaker 1: someone lies to you, it's no secret that our lives
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: have to be transparent. So that's a conversation that needs
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: to be had. Date one hour one. How about even
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: before the date, just in case something happens.
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  Speaker 2: Just yeah, and I don't think before date one she
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  Speaker 2: was unclear about what he did for a living.
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  Speaker 1: She wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: She wasn't, but don't you worry. Michelle also takes this time.
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  Speaker 2: We get a flat back of why she doesn't like
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  Speaker 2: the girlfriend.
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  Speaker 3: But if I were her, I probably just.
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  Speaker 2: Would pretend that I was happy with the girlfriend, just
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  Speaker 2: because I wouldn't want to talk to Jesse about it anymore.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: Teddy a hundred, how about just pretend that you like
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  Speaker 1: the girl so that he gets happy with someone and
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: you have to deal with him less.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: Yes, and then hopefully the girl is somewhat decent and
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: you can deal with her instead of him.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. Let's let's you know what, They hate each
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  Speaker 1: other too much for people that don't like each other.
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: That's like a little bit. I agree.
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  Speaker 3: I couldn't agree more.
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  Speaker 1: You guys aren't together anymore. Getting divorced is is like
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: a formality, But the fuck the way you fucking fight
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  Speaker 1: is like two people who give a shit about each other.
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  Speaker 3: They give a lot of shits off.
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: Knock it off. If somebody said, listen, if there's people
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: that say stuff about us all the time, Teddy May,
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: we we don't know them, We have no idea who
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  Speaker 1: they are. We don't care. We don't care about them.
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  Speaker 1: They have no bearing on our life. Michelle like is
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: fighting with him like it's her high school boyfriend. Stop.
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  Speaker 2: But also Jesse, the hooker joke didn't land the first time,
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: it's most certainly not going to land the second.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't think he's that funny, Like there's somebody
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: who could have said that joke and it would be funny.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: And then there's there's Jesse.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's a problem.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: But then all of a sudden, once this kind of pulls,
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: you know, we see it going south, even more south
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  Speaker 2: than the hooker joke. And then we see the other
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: side of Michelle, the one where I was like golf collaps.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: I like you this episode where she just starts screaming
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: at him and she's like, you've gone through our money.
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  Speaker 3: Don't make me.
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  Speaker 2: Prove it, Like this is the situation where.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: No woman says, don't make me prove it. You run
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: better run When someone says that, because I've said that,
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: and I'll be second frightened, don't make me prove it
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  Speaker 1: like I'm not kidding as Frank Catania.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: Well, what about when she says, not only did you
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: spend all my money? Jesse says he's going to pull
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: something up on his phone related to his money.
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  Speaker 3: What are you going to pull up your Bank of.
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  Speaker 1: A Chase account with your face? Oh, and then the
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: number comes up, then it's gonna.
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  Speaker 2: Be like eleven thousand dollars twenty two?
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  Speaker 1: Great, Wow, is the cheaper? Maybe think about getting back
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  Speaker 1: Honey's up these days though Honey's expensive.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: Honey is expensive. But they're yelling at each other.
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  Speaker 1: The girl's yelling at her for cheating. Who cares? You
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: don't even care? You don't like her?
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  Speaker 3: Who likes her?
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  Speaker 2: He said, she's the only one that can get under
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  Speaker 2: my skin.
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  Speaker 1: Well, then you're a fool. Then, yeah, if you cared
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  Speaker 1: about her that much, you should have been a little nicer.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think he was that nice to her.
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Well, I don't think they were that into.
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  Speaker 2: I think she was probably always trying to pull something
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: out of him that potentially is not there. And when
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: she kept trying to get a different type of Jesse.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Then she would get really pissed, and then she would
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: be the one that yells. I don't think he ever yells.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I think he'd rather sit there quietly and make you
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: look stupid.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: He sits there. I've seen this before. I know guys
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: like this. He sits there and gets you all worked
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: up and gets off on you going nuts. Yeah, Like
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: he doesn't stop. He doesn't stop. He doesn't stop until
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: he's put you over the edge and he wants to
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: see you have that reaction. Then he's happy. Yeah.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: And then we find out later which we'll get into this,
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: and then brings you to a trip.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Then he takes you on a trip.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Then when they start screaming at each other, Michelle says,
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: you know this is about Isabella and you know she
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: got birthday money and Jesse took it.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's not all about?
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: Why else would you be getting money from a gay man?
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: And if if he wasn't also a hooker?
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Uh, well, I want to know.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: I want to know anybody.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: Nothing's for free, Nothing in this life is for free.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: So you get money from a gay.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Guy, I really want to just look at me it
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: was so let's say it was a birthday gift for
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: Isabella that was money, Which was it.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: Like I give like five hundred dollars?
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Like five hundred dollars. Let's call him really quick.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Who are you calling, Jesse? Teddy? You are fucking fun.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dam ever warned me about this answer
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: this is available.
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: We'll leave him a voicemail. Hey, Jesse, it's Teddy and Dolores.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: We just had a quick question for you. The money
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: that received during Isabella's birthday? Was it more or less
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: than five hundred dollars? If you could get back to
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: us within the next fifteen minutes, that would be amazing.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Because you we're live on the pod.
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: Say hi to Lores.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Oh hi, Jesse. I'm really dying of here. We're dying here, Jesse.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: Soon we're on for a little bit, so we'll be
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: waiting for you.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: We'll be waiting bye bye. Because if it's like seventy
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: five dollars, then this is a ridiculous argument. If it's
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: like one thousand dollars, but you give five hundred dollars
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: to a kid's birthday, even if it's not like a
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: bar bot Mitzvah type situation, or a thirteenth birthday?
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Ye, like a thirteenth like I spend like a few
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: hundred I love to got by gifts.
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Well, anyways, during this time, uh, the other dude,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Danny is deciding to get hammered hammered Danny's Does Danny have.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: A little bit of an issue?
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Maybe Danny Sims had a little bit of a skew,
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: especially once we find out he's sneaking. But I don't
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: even know if he has an issue or he's just
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: so scared of Nia.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: That I should be scared of her. She has three
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: nooses around his neck right now, and she's working on
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: a fourth. So I'd be really careful if I was, yeah,
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: so doing voiceovers till he's five hundred years old.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: If he doesn't, can we discuss a couple other things
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: that happened at wine tasting before we move on to
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: back at the house.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: What about when he.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Okay, what exactly did Jesse say? Like this reminds me
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: of And he didn't say positano. He said something that
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: wasn't a town. Oh, hold on, Jesse Lally, who cares
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: about anything else? I was going to say go home, Jesse,
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: it's Teddy. You're live on air with Doutie's in a pod.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: We're not going to grill too much because we've already
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: given you enough heat this episode, but we want to
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: know how much money you were sent for Isabella's birthday
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: and was it for Isabella's birthday or was it for
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: special favors?
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: Listen.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: I think there was a lot of confusion about you know,
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: in the yelling and screaming. But this person that Michelle
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: had been accused of getting money from, it was a yes,
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: he did send money when Isabella was born as a gift,
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: and he sent us money because he was not at
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: our wedding as a wedding gift. But the money that
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: she was accused of getting was a random day in
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: September and a random day in another month, so it
• 21:37
  Speaker 4: just didn't add up. And then she liked to deflect
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: away from you know, the truth about her by saying
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: that I was getting money for my birthday from one
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: of one of our oldest friends. But she decided to
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: throw out that I was getting money from a gay guy,
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: but then followed it up with on my birthday. So
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: I think there's a little confusion about the money swamp
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: with regards to all of that.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Okay, so this makes more sense because we were confused.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: So you got money for your own birthday from a.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: Front friends who was at our wedding, who traveled to
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Italy with us, who you know, we we spent summers
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: at his house in the Hamptons, Michelle and I. So
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: she was just using that as an ex excuse to
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: deflect away from having the conversation about her.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: And then the only other thing that we're going to
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: ask you quickly and Delores, he can't hear you. So
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: that's why I'm asking both the questions. But what do
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: you get a little bit of a rise when you
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: can get her upset and she's gonna yell at you?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Are you like glutton for punishment?
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: You know that was a year ago and we literally
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: she had just moved out two months before, you know,
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: we'd gone away together.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: She had just filed for divorce a month before.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: We were still in that like who's going to win
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: the battle phase of our operation, and it was very
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: tick for Tad.
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: Every argument we.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Got into, and you know, I was trying to push
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: her a button.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: She was getting under my skin and I.
• 23:09
  Speaker 4: Think we've grown in the last year from from that experience.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, and then one lighter question, why were you drinking
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: corbell before you guys went.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: That? I that I was not Corbelle. I think it
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: was Della motte Blanc de blanc.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Oh boogie, Yeah.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I think so.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: And when I said something about champagne and they cut
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: to me pouring prosecco, I know the difference. We were
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: actually making apparol sprits, not drinking straight prosecco.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Because I would never do that.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, thank you so much for your time and
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: we will talk later, and thank you for clearing that
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: up because we were very confused.
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: Well, I'm super excited that I finally get to meet
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: Dolores over the phone because we've never met in person,
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: and all I've hurd is her talk so highly of
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: me on the podcast.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: So don't worry today it changed, you know what.
• 24:10
  Speaker 4: We had ten more episodes after after tonight, so stay tuned.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: A lot of things will change, trust me.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're only as good as this week's episode. But
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: thanks Jesse for answering.
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: All Right, how are you feeling today?
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Good?
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I'll call you later. Bye. I didn't realize that she
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: was first accused of a money steal, and I also
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: didn't realize that this was just only two months after.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: That was a very productive conversation.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: We got a lot done there.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: So if they did, you did, I'm telling you that's
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: why you're the boss.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: That's what Listen. Keep calling me the boss and people answer.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: People answer to you.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: No, they they probably wouldn't have answered, like New Jersey
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: phone number.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, he loves that you're from New Jersey because he
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: is from the East Coast, and he always says Laurus
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: just says things like the way we want to say.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Like there's sometimes that I'll be like I'm going to
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: kill that person. I'm gonna kick that person's ass. But
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: I'm not really going to do any of those things.
• 25:08
  Speaker 3: It's just the way we talk on these sides.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: No, I know you're not right exactly exactly.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So he loves that. So then they head back
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: where still we were confused, but now we're not because
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: of our clearly amazing detective skills. I mean, but we
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: also need to know do we believe everything that Jesse says?
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Do we do? I do? Do I think he's being accurate?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I don't think he had to think about what he
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: was saying for one second, and I think that he
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: just you know, it's all the way, it's all in presentation.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: It's all the way something is said. I don't know
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: that she said anything so different. It was the way
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: she said it. When you say it alluding to something else. However,
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: you can you can kind of like force a narrative
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: behind something the way you present something. Of course.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I mean I get the she's hurt and
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: two months post like when you're just getting divorced, you're
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: fucking They were.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: In the thick of it. They were filming, Teddy, think
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: about this. They were filming in the hot heat, in
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: the thick of their divorce or their separation and the fighting.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: That's not fun.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, I even think about, like if I were
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: having to film pre knowing I had tumors with Edwin,
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: that would have been brutal. You know.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: That's what they're doing.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: That's what they're doing.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: That's what they're doing. That's exactly what's going on over there.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: But somehow they're.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: Back at the house. Janet sees Danny chugging tequila in
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: the pantry. Then Jesse texted Michelle on the way back
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: to talk privately.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: This part I kind of missed.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't really see texted her to talk privately, but
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: I apparently did.
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: Then she comes up stairs.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Jesse questions why Michelle can't be happy for him.
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Michelle asks why he's so obsessed with this other woman?
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: That's what makes care?
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: What is Michelle? What do you care? What do you care?
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: What do you care? I wish you would have said
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: in that moment. I wish she would have been like, Jesse,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: I don't like the way that you treat me. I
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: would have thought that if you're so a lot of times.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Huh, Michelle has said that a lot of time.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: I know. But then bringing it back to the chick,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I don't care about the chick. She's not on the show.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: I'm not watching her. At least Honeybee is on the
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: show sometimes.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's buzzing around over there. What does she care
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: what he's doing?
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Then Michelle says Isabella is calling her a second mom.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: That actually, I'm wondering how that could happen so quick,
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: because now we know this is post. They're just separated
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: two months or they're just divorced two months.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, I think Isabella said.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Isabella may have said that, but what else did we
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: hear Isabella say?
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: But she also said that Aaron loves him, that she
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: loves Aaron. I said that, she said, So, you know what,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I want Isabella to be happy and to like the
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: people that are around and if they're good for her,
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: I want so all that matters is Isabella right now.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: And all this petty nonsense fighting that I see between
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: the two of them, which was a year ago? Fair enough, Jesse?
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Fair enough? Was what was a year ago? Better be
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: long gone? It better be long gone, because none of
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: it's worth it.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: And then but then we get into a little bit more.
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: Then we get into a little bit more Jesse than
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: triples down, calls her a lying, cheating whore, prompting her
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: to throw a glass of water. How do we know
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: it's water, by the way, a glass of clear liquid
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: that could essentially be anything in his face.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Well, in where I come from, it would be like
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: lie or acid, or that happens a lot Patterson.
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: But then Michelle then goes down the stairs and shouts
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: that Jesse refused to hug and kiss her or tell
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: her that she was beautiful and spent all of their money.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: I did kind of believe her a little bit in
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: this moment.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: But now that I talked to Jesse, I'm like, I'm
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: now I'm all torn back and forth, but I do want.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: To know She said he doesn't pay child support. She
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: said that last week.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: So we also saw in an interviewed Michelle said, I mean,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: how can we even trust Jesse? He cried for three
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: weeks when his dog passed away. I'm sorry, isn't that kind?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: That's the only reason I would trust him right, That
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: is putting Jesse right now for me ahead of the game.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: If he cared that much about his dog and cried
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: over his dog.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then she said she I will cry.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: Then she says she's done with jessin we'll only see
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: him when picking up and dropping off Isabella, which I
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: do not believe when you see them in the next season,
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: in the next episode and the next all the things.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: But would you do you blame Michelle for throwing the
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: water in Jesse's face? No? No, me neither.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: No.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: I haven't ever done that before, but like, maybe it's
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: something I should do.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: If it makes you feel good.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: I think you should have you thrown liquid in somebody's face.
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: Is that illegal?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: No, No, spitting in someone's face is illegal.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: That I do know.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I'm more of a physical person, like I'll try to
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: hurt them and hit them. Throwing water in somebody's face
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: does nothing for me. That doesn't get my rage going. Like,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: but I did at least calm my rage down. I
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: did at least appreciate she really flung it.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like a gin aid and like like halfway
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: like sprinkle water, Like she really went for it with
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: the water, Like that water is not going to miss
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: his face.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, well, you know you say certain
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: things that's gonna happen.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But then we get to dinner. Danny's passed out
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: in the bed at this point. Nia is working overtime
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: to make sure that that dude does not wake up.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: She's like, whatever happens, he cannot wake up. And I
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: don't really care that much about anything else that happens
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: at dinner except.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: How REVVD up Britney.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: And all the other girls except for Kristen get that
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: they're allowing him to sleep through dinner.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like there's a reason I think he's a
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: different person when he's drong.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: I do question Brittany, and I mean I do question
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Nia and Danny's authenticity sometimes.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: I think that there is a reason that she's trying
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: to hide a part of him and keep him where
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: he is, because I've been around people who drink and
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: then they go to a different like there becomes a
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: different person.
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: There's got to be a different side. You can't be
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: that happy and over the top all the time, do
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: you think.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, you can be, but it doesn't last that long.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: That's not a sustainable happiness. Like it could be that way,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: like for months at a time, or like a season
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: at a time, but it like I believe that there's
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: times they're probably like that, and there's times there's not.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: How could you be like that all the time with
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: three kids under three?
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: He says, and and.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: In your bedroom, Like no, either you just accept the
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: misery and you're happy and you lie to yourself that
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: you're happy with every day waking up to changing diapers
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: or or or they're not being around. They could just
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: be like you know, sometimes you fake it till you
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: make it.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but then there was you know, there's
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: conversation about Brittany who won't give up her phone because
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: she wants to see the messages that Zach is and.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Then to me, no Jack Jack, Oh yeah, Jack's But.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: Then at that same moment, yeah, but she she wants
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: I think she's been so deep into it. But then
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: I think the comment that Nia makes is what sets
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: over the top, because Zach is ac asking for the phone,
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: and then Nia is like, this is pure toxicity, and
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: meanwhile like they're not taking ownership for what the hell
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: is going on in their situation?
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Who is it? And Denny? But then this is where
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: we don't know. That's speculation, Teddy, True, that is speculation.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: We're just speculating that they're not happy.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they're happy, but I think happy people can
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: still get fucked up and do shitty things.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Of course, But then.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Zach does his work again. Zach's back on the up
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: and ups with us. But Zach does his work again.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: He pulls me aside to tell her the group was
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: talking about her. She retucks in Danny and Danny's upset
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: that she didn't wake him up.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: But then don't you worry? Zach led her write on why.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Was it such a big deal that she let him sleep?
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's a big deal.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: Seem I actually feel different about this because I've been
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: in one of those situations. So a wine, so wine
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: tasting in Provence. Right after the wine tasting, there was
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: a two hour break in filming, and then we had
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: to do a dinner, and.
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: I was drunk.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: And I went like we were doing dancing and all
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: kinds of things off camera, like where we could play
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: music like Vogue. We were dancing, and then I took
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: a little nappy pill, and then I remember having to
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: be woken up to eat the cast dinner in Provence.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, so you're saying you're there to work, buddy, just
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: your production made him get his ass up because we
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: need content. Yeah, that's you're right now.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: You can't sleep through your ship just because you're fucking drunk.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: It really bugged me, Like I went up and made
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: it if you're gonna.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Be if we want to see de generary drunk grabbing
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: asses and getting in trouble right now, that's all we knew,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: saying things they shouldn't say, shitting on everybody.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: You don't get to sleep through it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you don't get to sleep it off in
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: the middle of a day.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: Cast dinner, full cast dinner.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: You're right, sorry, it made me mad, but then you
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: know any who, Uh, they walk Brittany over, They walk
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Nia over to where Brittany is just Brittany and Jasmine
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: are out of ten furious and Nia hears it.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: But then the way Nia handles it was perfection.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: She goes.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: Brittany goes, it's not fair.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I have to share my whole life about all these
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: terrible things and your husband is drunk and you're not
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: even talking about it. And she goes, yeah, he's drunk.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: DNA diffuse the situation. She's like, yeah, he's back and drunk.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: I want him to sleep.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: That's the way you diffuse any situation.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, own it. That was beauty. That was artwork.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Nia.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: You might be cut out for reality television after that line.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: You just nipped it right in the thumb.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: But there anything no but to echo what you're saying. Okay,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: so she gave a good answer, he's drunk, but where
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: is he? Wake him up?
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: If you get the little.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Tap tap, hey, what would you?
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Because I think about normal life if I was at
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: a one night getaway with my significant other and he
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: got himself drunk and then fell asleep for three hours
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: and then we were supposed to go out to dinner.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: You bet your ass. I would have woken him up,
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: So that's real life.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I would have been like, by myself.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I love to do everything by myself.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: But if we had come together, the old Teddy would
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: have woken up my my husband and been like, we're
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: coming together. You're getting it together, and get in the
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: shower and pull it together. But the girls are just
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: so excited to announce that he was chugging tequila and
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: mac and cheese.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: Why didn't they show us the chugging of tequila.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on here.
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: Were they taking a break?
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: Was it a break? It might have been a break
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: where I napped.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: No one has a cell phone.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: They're not professionals. This is only season two.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: They don't know that you pull out the cell phone
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: any video and then they can use then they use it.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: No, they've been around of all time.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: Oh so this is kind of calculated because there was
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: a camera up faced towards the pantry, but you couldn't
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: see inside of the pantry, so we.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Don't know what the hell he was doing in there.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: It was only Janet that could see because she was
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: making her mac and cheese.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: Listen, things happen in pantries too on these shows. I mean,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: oh gosh, where was the summerhouse pantry.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of things happened in the pantry. Don't
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: put the pantries in the corner.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: No, don't sleep on the pantries.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Well, thanks you guys for tuning in to another episode
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: of to Teas in a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp,
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: and Dolores Skitana. We appreciate you, guys. This was a
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: good episode and we'll be back later this week.