Latest / The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of / Things That Must Go for January 22nd, 2025
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Thanks that must go.
- 0:04Speaker 2: On the radio.
- 0:08Speaker 3: These are things that are bugging you, dear friends of
- 0:11Speaker 3: the program, Things that you can't stand anymore, things that
- 0:14Speaker 3: just make you sometimes they make your stomach turn they're
- 0:17Speaker 3: so bad. So what you need to do is write
- 0:21Speaker 3: it down, put it in an email, and send it
- 0:24Speaker 3: to us things that must go in the subject line.
- 0:27Speaker 3: Send it to Radio from Hell at x ninety six
- 0:29Speaker 3: dot com. And if we read yours on the air,
- 0:31Speaker 3: it might make you feel better. And sometimes sometimes these
- 0:35Speaker 3: things do magically disappear from people's lives. I'll read first.
- 0:40Speaker 3: Let's see. I'll go right to Oh, this is Mike
- 0:42Speaker 3: in Nashville. Here's what must go. Cold, must go, cold,
- 0:47Speaker 3: must go, cold, must go. It's not supposed to be
- 0:50Speaker 3: seven degrees in Nashville. Let's see this one. It says
- 0:55Speaker 3: you can use my name, okay, Chuck. Right when I
- 0:59Speaker 3: decided to move to Louisiana to get away from the snow,
- 1:03Speaker 3: they get an historic amount of snow and cold.
- 1:05Speaker 1: It's your fault, Chuck. You brought it with you.
- 1:07Speaker 3: And every time I take my dogs for a walk,
- 1:10Speaker 3: my boy Roue has to always poop twice, causing me
- 1:15Speaker 3: to waste two biodegradable poop bags, and those things are
- 1:20Speaker 3: not cheap.
- 1:21Speaker 1: Chuck, I have had that same must go? Can't Why
- 1:24Speaker 1: can't they just do it all in one.
- 1:27Speaker 3: It's poor training. That's what I hope the snow melts
- 1:30Speaker 3: before I get down to Louisiana, Chuck. Let's see in
- 1:34Speaker 3: this one, dear lords, please feel free to use my name, okay, Christine.
- 1:40Speaker 3: My thing that must go are the people of the
- 1:42Speaker 3: Capitol One Center that booed the former presidents and vice
- 1:47Speaker 3: presidents as they walked into the rotunda. It was incredibly disrespectful,
- 1:53Speaker 3: regardless of how you feel about them. And you aren't
- 1:56Speaker 3: a five year old. I'm not sure what happened into
- 2:00Speaker 3: social manners and decorum in our country.
- 2:03Speaker 2: Well that's long gone, yeah, forget it.
- 2:05Speaker 3: But I feel that we were on we are on
- 2:07Speaker 3: a slippery slope to a very terrible place. We've already
- 2:11Speaker 3: slipped there, We've slipped right into it. Thank you, Christine
- 2:14Speaker 3: of Cottonwood Heights. I didn't know that the Capital One
- 2:17Speaker 3: people booed the former presidents.
- 2:20Speaker 1: And it's not the Capital One people, it's the people
- 2:24Speaker 1: in attendance.
- 2:25Speaker 2: They were at the Capitol One Center. Oh, I see,
- 2:27Speaker 2: I thought it was.
- 2:28Speaker 3: Capital No, no, no, no, it's just that's the way she
- 2:31Speaker 3: wrote it. Now that's the name of the people at
- 2:34Speaker 3: the Capitol One Center, all right, yeah, I was thinking,
- 2:37Speaker 3: why would Capital One do that?
- 2:40Speaker 2: All right, Kerry, all right, Let's see.
- 2:43Speaker 4: First of all, a couple from the foot of Mount Doom.
- 2:46Speaker 4: When a store only has twenty eight ounce bottles of
- 2:49Speaker 4: gatorade and your colonoscopy prep clearly says you.
- 2:52Speaker 2: Need thirty two houses. Yeah, that's that's a problem if
- 2:55Speaker 2: you get shorted, you know.
- 2:57Speaker 4: And also my need to explain to the cashier that
- 3:00Speaker 4: all of my pup related medications are for the colonists
- 3:04Speaker 4: colonoscopy prep.
- 3:05Speaker 2: I'm not having trouble. It's embarrassing.
- 3:11Speaker 4: Let's see this one from does not say I can
- 3:15Speaker 4: say the name. When you buy a stash of tacos
- 3:18Speaker 4: or treats for the weekend, or when you're able to
- 3:20Speaker 4: partake of leisure activities, and then enjoy such treats only
- 3:25Speaker 4: to find out that somebody has already eaten them without
- 3:27Speaker 4: your knowledge. In not knowing, you become very confused as
- 3:32Speaker 4: to where such treats have disappeared too.
- 3:34Speaker 2: Did I eat them already?
- 3:36Speaker 1: No?
- 3:36Speaker 4: We coined this term grass lighting. Also also waiting two
- 3:42Speaker 4: years to replace your cracked windshield only to have it
- 3:45Speaker 4: chip free for one day, Thank you Utah Freeway construction.
- 3:49Speaker 4: And lastly eating that one last bite before realizing that
- 3:53Speaker 4: that was the bite that was going to make you
- 3:55Speaker 4: incredibly uncomfortable and miserable.
- 3:57Speaker 1: Finally, just before you.
- 4:00Speaker 4: Should have stopped this one from us sid speakerphone must go.
- 4:04Speaker 4: As a matter of fact, I think Radio from Hell
- 4:06Speaker 4: should revoke your speakerphone privilege. Clearly none of you know
- 4:10Speaker 4: the appropriate time and place to use it. Okay, Andrews says,
- 4:15Speaker 4: voicemails that say, Hi, you've reached Jane Doe, please leave
- 4:19Speaker 4: a message. No, I haven't reached you. If I had
- 4:23Speaker 4: reached you, I'd be talking to you right now.
- 4:27Speaker 2: Okay.
- 4:28Speaker 4: And finally, this one people making excuses for the Nazi salute.
- 4:33Speaker 2: You saw what you saw.
- 4:35Speaker 4: Twice elon Musk and it was a Nazi salute.
- 4:38Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, there you go.
- 4:40Speaker 1: You know this from please don't use my name, Jordan
- 4:43Speaker 1: Tusher and his vendetta against teachers must go. He might say,
- 4:47Speaker 1: it's not against teachers, but it's trying to get rid
- 4:49Speaker 1: of our association. So that's attacking teachers.
- 4:52Speaker 2: He's in the Utah State legislature.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Yes, the association and its member leaders work on the
- 4:57Speaker 1: hill as well as locally to make sure our teachers
- 4:59Speaker 1: have good working condition, better salary the most districts would
- 5:02Speaker 1: give us. If his bill gets rammed through, that means
- 5:04Speaker 1: our planning time, contract time, rights for lunch breaks, salaries, steps, lanes,
- 5:09Speaker 1: or workdays would not be guaranteed. Please write your legislators
- 5:12Speaker 1: as always, thank you for letting me listen, and thank
- 5:14Speaker 1: you for supporting public education.
- 5:17Speaker 2: Boy, you teachers just want everything, don't you. Let's see.
- 5:21Speaker 1: This is from Jenny. My things that must go today
- 5:23Speaker 1: are people driving in downtown Salt Lake that don't look
- 5:25Speaker 1: both ways before turning when someone is crossing the street.
- 5:29Speaker 2: They have the right of way.
- 5:30Speaker 1: I always wait for the crosswalk science so I can
- 5:32Speaker 1: walk several times a week and people don't see me
- 5:34Speaker 1: in the crosswalk in broad daylight and end up slamming
- 5:37Speaker 1: on their brakes. This can happen whether the vehicle's turning
- 5:40Speaker 1: right or left. Thanks for letting me listen. And finally,
- 5:45Speaker 1: this from Tony. My things that must go stoner buddies
- 5:50Speaker 1: who are supposed to join you at trivia night, but
- 5:52Speaker 1: they get couch locked. Turning forty years old and having
- 5:55Speaker 1: less testosterone these days, must go. People donating energy drinks
- 6:00Speaker 1: to firehouses. It's too much weight to carry on the
- 6:02Speaker 1: fire line. Drink powders and water are better. President Claudie
- 6:07Speaker 1: Scheinbaum having to present the name of the Gulf of
- 6:09Speaker 1: Mexico to the global public. It's been the Gulf of
- 6:11Speaker 1: Mexico since sixteen oh one, and Gina missing out on
- 6:15Speaker 1: ferriers on only fans must go.
- 6:19Speaker 2: Oh okay, oh your own all right, thanks. That must
- 6:26Speaker 2: go on the radio
- 6:29Speaker 1: Show