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25W: Bobby Calls Eddie & Reid Out For Being Wimps + Kickoff Kevin Asks For Marriage Advice · 25 Whistles with Bobby Bones (A Football Podcast)

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  Speaker 4: It's a podcast called twenty five Wists stuck in fun
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  Speaker 4: But what did you expect. It's a podcast called twenty
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  Speaker 4: five Whistles, Wine.
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  Speaker 1: Wine, Welcome, blow the Whistle. I walked in, I think
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  Speaker 1: on a weightlifting conversation.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom when I came back smell
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  Speaker 1: once every three weeks bathroom break. And were you guys,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, debating on who could lift the most
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  Speaker 1: or what.
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  Speaker 6: No, it's not the conversation you would think you would
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  Speaker 6: be having about weightlifting.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it's you and Reed.
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  Speaker 6: It was me and Reed talking about how our back's
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  Speaker 6: hurt from the last workout. We did because we think
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  Speaker 6: the trainer is putting too much weight for us.
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  Speaker 1: Can I just suggest something? Yeah, yeah, you, And I
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  Speaker 1: only say this because it's what I do. I'll go like, ah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a little too much, let's pull some off.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: But it's almost like he's I believe he does the
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  Speaker 6: whole I believe in you, like you can do it.
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  Speaker 6: So then mentally you're like, okay, okay, yeah, yeah, we
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  Speaker 6: could do this, and then we do it, and it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: it's gonna hurt for sure, and then we do it anyway, Okay.
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  Speaker 7: So right, I also have the problem of saying no.
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  Speaker 7: So he could put six hundred and fifty pounds on there,
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  Speaker 7: and I would probably try to do it and kill myself.
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  Speaker 1: Oh see, it's say you have a problem with with
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  Speaker 1: not saying no.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, with not saying no.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so that's kind of a you thing.
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  Speaker 6: Oh for sure.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. When what I heard was I felt like the
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  Speaker 1: now that I know what, I was listening to your
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  Speaker 1: blaming him.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, we were talking, well, well, we were complaining, and
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  Speaker 6: then and then Kevin was listening to the conversation goes, well,
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  Speaker 6: how much weight did you guys have?
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  Speaker 1: Oh, and that's the number.
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  Speaker 6: That's what we're doing, the numbers.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, So a couple things I'd like to say.
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  Speaker 6: Read I think what you say, three seventy?
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  Speaker 8: I think he said like three seventy something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Text them.
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  Speaker 8: I know it was in the high threes.
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  Speaker 1: No, there's no chance.
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  Speaker 6: No way.
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  Speaker 8: Are you sure?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: No, I would think not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm listen.
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  Speaker 6: Would it be in the two hundreds?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 9: Well that's I mean, that'ster Does he care around that much?
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  Speaker 9: Wait in that I no, it's in my gym.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's right.
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  Speaker 8: Hang I told her abody his three seventy five.
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  Speaker 6: Keep telling me.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it was. Let's stay hold on to are you
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  Speaker 1: availed to talk on podcast? These guys are.
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  Speaker 6: I don't want to think we're whimps.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, we're just talking about whatever he thinks. It's not
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  Speaker 1: because of a conversation that you're having. Now. These guys
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  Speaker 1: are debating weights. Okay, if he is, Mike, can we
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  Speaker 1: have somebody call from the studios so we can hear
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  Speaker 1: him better?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have Kevin's number?
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  Speaker 6: Really?
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  Speaker 5: Do?
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  Speaker 1: I can? He may not be able to answer, but
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  Speaker 1: I can share the contact with you right now and
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  Speaker 1: our guest is three seventy. Yeah, well before I made
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  Speaker 1: any sound, what were you thinking it was?
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  Speaker 6: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Honestly?
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  Speaker 8: Like the way?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, don't because you already were saying numbers.
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  Speaker 1: You already said it, So don't let don't let me
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  Speaker 1: come and go like I said, if that's true, don't
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  Speaker 1: let me come in and do that. And then you change,
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  Speaker 1: like what did you genuinely think?
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  Speaker 7: So genuinely I thought at one point he said three
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  Speaker 7: fifty five before we went up and wait, okay.
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  Speaker 6: And we went up from that.
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  Speaker 7: So that's why I, you know, and hold that because
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  Speaker 7: it could be true. God, I hope so so Maddy
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  Speaker 7: thinks and Stone.
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  Speaker 1: Hold that number?
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  Speaker 3: Who called Stone after us?
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  Speaker 1: Well, Stone wasn't there, okay? And yes I sent it.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you didn't get it.
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  Speaker 6: I have this calculus. It's a it's a disorder of numbers.
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  Speaker 6: But if we're at three fifty five, how do we
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  Speaker 6: get to three seventy?
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  Speaker 1: Well, fifteen, so I'd be somehow seven and a half
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  Speaker 1: on eight sights, you could have five and a two
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  Speaker 1: and a half. No, that didn't have to I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I have two and a half.
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  Speaker 6: I think you do.
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  Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean he's not near. So I'll wait
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  Speaker 1: and see if he hits us back.
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  Speaker 8: He hung his keys on the side, dude.
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  Speaker 1: A couple of things I should say. One, I do know.
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  Speaker 1: Did you tell you tell me what you had to
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  Speaker 1: get a shot?
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  Speaker 6: Ah?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I just told him that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so ready to go to the doctor get a
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  Speaker 1: steroid shock. His back was hurting, and Eddie is like,
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  Speaker 1: I won't say no, And I'm like, well, just say
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  Speaker 1: it's too heavy or do this? Do it with craig form,
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  Speaker 1: because you've been for sure, you've been taught to craig form.
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  Speaker 1: We've been working out, well, Eddie, you and I for
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  Speaker 1: two years.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, we're about we're getting on two years.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like read's a verge into this read. You've
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  Speaker 1: been doing it with us.
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  Speaker 7: For it's like eight, eight or nine months now, correct,
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  Speaker 7: So I'm here.
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  Speaker 6: You think he's frustrated with our.
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  Speaker 1: No, I don't think he cares. Everybody's different, No, I know.
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  Speaker 6: But you talk about the form and everything, like two
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  Speaker 6: years of working out with someone, you should probably get
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  Speaker 6: the form. Like it's not like it's the first time
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  Speaker 6: we've done dead lifts, like I should get the form.
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  Speaker 6: But to me, the dead lift position in the whole
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  Speaker 6: process isn't natural to my body. So I've had to
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  Speaker 6: just like, but.
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  Speaker 1: That's what someone says as an excuse, it's not that's
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  Speaker 1: not natural. No, that doesn't count.
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  Speaker 3: Are you saying you're not flexing?
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  Speaker 1: None of that's not definitely not flexing me either, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: me neither.
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  Speaker 6: And he always says rounded back, and I'm like, that's
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  Speaker 6: how I was born.
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  Speaker 7: Un Ba.
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  Speaker 1: Does this feel like a lot of excuses to you?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, the best for it. As soon as you walked in,
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  Speaker 9: they were like, oh yeah yeah, but like before.
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  Speaker 3: They were, they were.
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  Speaker 9: Like complaining even more hanky, and then Bobby walked in
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  Speaker 9: and it was like, oh yeah, it was like five.
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  Speaker 6: But we feel good.
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  Speaker 1: I don't pressure you guys to lift more. And there
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  Speaker 1: are times and I will say, hey, I'm good. I
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  Speaker 1: do not need to go up because I know that
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  Speaker 1: either I'm not feeling it. I've been sick for three
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  Speaker 1: weeks with some stupid stomach infection, and so I would
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  Speaker 1: be I would even say hey, take me down, because
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  Speaker 1: I want to be able to get the most out
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  Speaker 1: of it, and if if it's too heavy, I can't
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  Speaker 1: get the most out of it. Because I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it right. I'm gonna do it bad form. If
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  Speaker 1: it's too heavy, we do, which is what you do.
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  Speaker 1: So lose the ego because dude, even if you get it,
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  Speaker 1: you don't like that.
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  Speaker 3: Cool.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like we're Instagram weightlifting influencers now.
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  Speaker 6: I know, but just for so we don't hurt ourselves.
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  Speaker 6: We're gonna do it right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but you do it less. If you do
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  Speaker 1: it less, you can do it right.
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  Speaker 6: But there's also the thing too, where like Bobby has
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  Speaker 6: his weight right, like Bobby does five eighty.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's not true, but I'll accept your your hyperbole
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  Speaker 1: here for a story's sake.
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  Speaker 6: Go ahead, uh, five eighty right, and then like all right,
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  Speaker 6: Bobby do seven? He does it all right, Eddie, you're up,
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  Speaker 6: and then oh, I got to take off all this weight. Done,
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  Speaker 6: takes time. Our Eddie goes, oh, read, now take out
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  Speaker 6: more weight.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm doing the same weight as you, and then
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  Speaker 1: only till only recently. Let's just keep it, let's keep
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  Speaker 1: it real.
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  Speaker 6: But yes, okay, go ahead, and then Bobby's up again, like, oh,
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  Speaker 6: let's get all that weight again, put it back on.
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  Speaker 6: So to me, it's like I don't want to waste
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  Speaker 6: all that time like that.
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  Speaker 1: I can understand, yeah, because I don't klug. Was like
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  Speaker 1: once he was like, hey, we'll just work out together
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  Speaker 1: on this day, and because he needs to work out anyway,
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  Speaker 1: and to me that I feel extremely inferior because he's
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  Speaker 1: a big dude and we're doing bench and he's like
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  Speaker 1: loading up plates and every time I got a ben
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  Speaker 1: he's gotta pull crap off. It doesn't feel good, but
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  Speaker 1: it is what it is, Okay, so we're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: him on.
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  Speaker 7: I just did some math and I think I'm wrong
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  Speaker 7: on my calculation.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, you stick to it when Clue gets on.
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  Speaker 1: If he gets on, you do not start to recalculate.
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  Speaker 6: It's three three seventy is what I've written down.
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  Speaker 9: That is a hard thing to overcome, though, to like
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  Speaker 9: go down and wait, even if it's just you guys,
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  Speaker 9: because I'm the same way and I have a bad
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  Speaker 9: shoulder from the football days ten years ago, but I
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  Speaker 9: can't do a lot of weight when it comes to
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  Speaker 9: pushing at certain angles and it kills me inside. And
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  Speaker 9: the trainer will come over like that's all you're doing,
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  Speaker 9: and like I get defensive. You know because you can't
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  Speaker 9: help it.
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  Speaker 1: So I he says, is that all you're doing?
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  Speaker 9: Huh, Well, he'll just say like, hey, I do that,
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  Speaker 9: Like it's it's a it's a technique that they're using
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  Speaker 9: to motivate.
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  Speaker 1: Is that all you're doing? Dude, somebody says that to me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to meet them in a different place. Is
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  Speaker 1: that all you're doing?
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  Speaker 6: Like, let's take it outside.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't need just planet. That could
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  Speaker 1: be up man woman the end, I feel like that
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  Speaker 1: that's not cool.
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  Speaker 9: But it's the same as like if Klue he probably
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  Speaker 9: has different techniques for all you guys first coaching you
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  Speaker 9: and like.
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  Speaker 1: Is that all you're doing? Is like judgment you could
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  Speaker 1: be hurt? You could That feels like almost negative.
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  Speaker 6: I like it, Yeah, you do like it.
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  Speaker 3: I do like it.
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  Speaker 1: Injury, is that all you're doing?
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  Speaker 6: But you just said you get defensive? So how do
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  Speaker 6: you like? Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Because but then I got to remind myself, like at
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  Speaker 9: the end of the day, who really gives a crow?
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  Speaker 9: Like this is what I can do? And then I
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  Speaker 9: tell them the injury and you're like, oh, okay, my bad.
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  Speaker 6: My bad still makes me a little bit more exactly.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like is that all you're doing like is
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  Speaker 1: a human It's a good way to do it. You
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  Speaker 1: could do like find out what's up with them and
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  Speaker 1: then be like, oh, I bet you can get a
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  Speaker 1: lot stronger or I don't know. I like that one.
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  Speaker 3: But you guys are also a lot more intimate.
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  Speaker 1: Introduce him to me.
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  Speaker 6: What do you mean intimate?
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  Speaker 9: Like, I'm I'm in a group by that man, I'm
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  Speaker 9: in a group of anywhere between ten and forty people.
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  Speaker 1: Those are off Weister cross Fit, and I would hurt myself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because it was a big group. Everybody's like trying to
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  Speaker 1: compete with each other. I'm just trying to do it
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  Speaker 1: fast and win, and I was ripping out backs, bones, legs,
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  Speaker 1: neck the worst. Is that kind of what it is?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean if you don't have proper form, they
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  Speaker 9: don't have the time to sit there and teach you
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  Speaker 9: one on one.
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  Speaker 3: Like Clue does with you guys at all.
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  Speaker 6: Right, it don't work two years if you guys haven't learned, and.
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  Speaker 1: It's a simple it's a simple dead left. Yeah. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but if you do if you do do that wrong,
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  Speaker 1: if you have the right, but his body's not built
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  Speaker 1: it hurts, but that's why you do it lighter. I
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  Speaker 1: get it right.
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  Speaker 3: Totally agree.
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  Speaker 6: I've never worked out. I started working out when I
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  Speaker 6: was forty three years ago.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 6: That is my body has been doing something for forty
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  Speaker 6: three years, and then it's hard to adjust to that.
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  Speaker 1: You understand it's not it's hard for you to do
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  Speaker 1: it because you have not committed to doing it right
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  Speaker 1: and you've not committed to letting your ego go and
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  Speaker 1: doing it a lot less until you can do it right.
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  Speaker 1: That's all. It is. Lego, the ego, and you'll get
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  Speaker 1: so much stronger.
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  Speaker 6: I don't have ego.
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  Speaker 1: You just literally said you don't like when they wait
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  Speaker 1: to get pulled off. Why is that?
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  Speaker 6: I don't want to waste time.
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  Speaker 1: That's not true. You love boys in time. You love
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  Speaker 1: talking to him the whole time to keep it. You
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  Speaker 1: love talking. You love keeping him talking so we don't
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  Speaker 1: have to work.
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  Speaker 6: Sometimes maybe we get a set off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm not hating you for it either. You
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  Speaker 1: know I'm there. I'm with you.
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  Speaker 6: You got to find little ways to help your workout.
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  Speaker 1: Man, if he hits me back, oh, he says, he
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  Speaker 1: has ten minutes now, Okay, I'm gonna say, Mike will
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  Speaker 1: call you from a number, just answer standby please God.
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  Speaker 6: And got what a lot of Well are you going
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  Speaker 6: to be?
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  Speaker 1: By the way, Kevin's a great trainer, is awesome. He
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  Speaker 1: has a whole business of he has many many trainers
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  Speaker 1: under him, his own business called Cluk Fitness. Many vans
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  Speaker 1: not many vans. And why they travel to your house.
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  Speaker 1: I work have a clue for four years or so,
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  Speaker 1: four or five years. So he's the best, which is
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  Speaker 1: the only reason I will bring him on. And he's
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  Speaker 1: been on another capacities before, but they're putting him on
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  Speaker 1: right now. You got him, he's on what you put on? Hey, hey, Kevin, Bobby,
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  Speaker 1: there was this Mike. No, it's Bobby. Now it's Bobby,
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  Speaker 1: Eddie Reid. It's our whole little crew here. Okay, just
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  Speaker 1: so you know, love it. Okay. So I walked into
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  Speaker 1: the room and I was out of the room and
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: I walk in and I'm just catching the backside of
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  Speaker 1: a conversation from Reid and Reid was talking about how
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  Speaker 1: much he deadlifts and Red Reid just wants to know,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, if the number is correct, So read
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  Speaker 1: what's what? What were you saying how much did you
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  Speaker 1: dead left?
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  Speaker 8: Oh dude, that was seventy pounds?
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  Speaker 1: So Red was telling us he did last three seventy
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  Speaker 1: Can you give us would you mind giving me some context?
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  Speaker 1: Like because he obviously doesn't know. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say you're wrong. Maybe maybe I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 1: What do you tell me about three seventy and about reed?
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  Speaker 8: I could have sworn I heard you say three fifty.
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  Speaker 10: Slice that in half, and we still gotta go south
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  Speaker 10: as a number?
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  Speaker 6: What do you no?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 10: No, okay, so real quick, he has made progress, but
• 13:15
  Speaker 10: we warm up at one thirty five and then we
• 13:18
  Speaker 10: go to one eighty five, and then we go to
• 13:20
  Speaker 10: two o five and that's the most he has done
• 13:23
  Speaker 10: for three to five reps.
• 13:24
  Speaker 8: So there wasn't a fifty in there at all.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Never, dude, it's not even the hilarious point. I swear
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: I heard he's two o five is what he's saying.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: You've kept out and you were yelling three eighty five
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: in the room, so read thought he three eighty five,
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I do not think that's accurate.
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: Now'll get there, Eddie, Yo, what do you what did
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: you think you deadlifted.
• 13:45
  Speaker 6: Uh, I said, well, I was just joking with him.
• 13:48
  Speaker 6: I said, like, no, it was. It was in the
• 13:49
  Speaker 6: five hundreds. I was joking. Okay, gotta gott but I
• 13:52
  Speaker 6: figured two fifty that's what I thought we were around.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Okay with Eddie, Kevin.
• 13:58
  Speaker 10: Eddie has done two twenty five. If he could ever
• 14:04
  Speaker 10: stand up with that upper back first and not your hip,
• 14:07
  Speaker 10: we'd be at probably two seventy five or three fifteen,
• 14:10
  Speaker 10: strong enough to do. But he's at two twenty five. Bobby, Uh, Okay,
• 14:15
  Speaker 10: done fifteen.
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've gotten a threes before three fifteen, probably like
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: four times, six times, something like that. But I'm not
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: talking about me. It's not about me.
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: I have, but I like that reference.
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: I don't need a number to make me if I'm
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: working hard. I know I'm working hard. And wherever it's
• 14:29
  Speaker 1: at we're at now, that leads us to something else.
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: Great.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: I don't want to have a few minutes with Kevin.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Eddie said that he does not dead left well because
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: his body is not made for it like he because
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: he's all they're both hurting like Reid's, like had to
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: get a needle in his back, in his butt because
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: he had to get a steroid in his back, and
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: Eddie's like, Eddie's back hurts today, and he's like, well,
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: my body doesn't allow me to dead left properly. And
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: I say, no, it's not your body, it's your ego.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: But what do you think about when someone says their
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: body doesn't allow them to dead left. It's not injured.
• 14:58
  Speaker 10: We just haven't done it enough, be honest with you.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Two years, Yeah, because we really, I mean there's a
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: period we're only going two days a week.
• 15:07
  Speaker 10: There's some weeks where I don't throw deadlift at you.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 15:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean if we wanted to, if your goal
• 15:13
  Speaker 10: was to specifically get better at deadlift and we deadlift
• 15:15
  Speaker 10: two to maybe three.
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: Times a week, that is not my way.
• 15:20
  Speaker 10: My well, that's what I'm saying, Like, no, go ahead,
• 15:24
  Speaker 10: We just we taste it, so we actually train it.
• 15:27
  Speaker 10: We don't sit there and uh, you know, put it
• 15:30
  Speaker 10: in the program so we can get to a four
• 15:32
  Speaker 10: hundred pound deadlift. We throw it to make sure we
• 15:34
  Speaker 10: have a healthy back. I know you've got a sore
• 15:36
  Speaker 10: back today, but that even tells me we should maybe
• 15:39
  Speaker 10: do a little bit more of it.
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: You're talking about.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: So this is where this is what I was expressing
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: to him, because Eddie gets embarrassed when he has to
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: take weight off to do deadlift after I and go.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, man, if you have an ego, you're
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: not going to get any better. And now I compared
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: it to me working out with you if you have
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: full plates off, if I'm bench pressing after Cavin and yeah,
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: okay for a second, you're like, well this sucks. It's
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: but I have to drop that ego. I'm not as
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: strong as him, and if I'm going to get stronger,
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: I got to work a lighter weight until I can
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: get stronger. And with Eddie, I'm like, he's like, it's
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: just so heavy, and I'm like, if you really feel
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: that way, do as I do and go, hey, I
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: think I'm maxed out at this right here, I'm not
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: going to go up like you count on us to
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: say if our body hurts, right.
• 16:18
  Speaker 10: Right, I also see bar speed, So I want to
• 16:21
  Speaker 10: take the ego part completely out of it. For I know, Bob,
• 16:24
  Speaker 10: you've been doing it longer, but like Eddie and Read,
• 16:26
  Speaker 10: for instance, they shouldn't have any ego lifting because I'm
• 16:30
  Speaker 10: the one who's steering the ship. And if I see
• 16:32
  Speaker 10: the bar speed. It's fast, then we add weight. If
• 16:34
  Speaker 10: it's slow and it looks like shit, then we go less.
• 16:37
  Speaker 10: And my job is to take the ego out of it.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: They're just embarrassed when weight has to come off after
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: I'm done, and they.
• 16:44
  Speaker 6: Go, be honest, Kevin, when you have to take the
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: weight off, or you kind of like, oh my gosh,
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: we've been doing this for two years. What we have
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: to keep doing this?
• 16:52
  Speaker 10: Uh no, No, I don't get frustrated with it. I
• 16:56
  Speaker 10: really don't. With time, it'll he'll click And.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: I told him, you work with a lot of different
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: people that lift a lot of different weights. It's never
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: really about the number. It's about the work putting in
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: and how much stronger and more efficient you are. And
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: so these two knuckleheads need to realize they don't have
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: to like be oh, I don't lift as much. I'm
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: a whimp. Your whimps. Anyway, it doesn't matter your whims
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: both of your whimps.
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: It's not true.
• 17:22
  Speaker 10: I'm a king wembue, Bobby.
• 17:24
  Speaker 6: I'm true.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: I'm king of the whimps.
• 17:26
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna we myself what you just called us, then
• 17:28
  Speaker 6: say we are whims.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: I just didn't. We're all wims. Some of us are
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: swimping the others, but we're all okay. So any advice
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: for people out there, Kevin, that are listening, that are
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: exert and you're coming to the new year. All right, everybody,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get in shape. I'm gonna get fit. Like
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: what as the trainer in my mind? A plus number
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: one trainer. What is your advice for somebody who's just
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: starting to get on their fitness train.
• 17:53
  Speaker 10: It's as simple as it sounds, is just do something. Typically,
• 17:57
  Speaker 10: I would actual you to start with a warm up,
• 17:59
  Speaker 10: ten minutes of a warm up because a lot of
• 18:00
  Speaker 10: people aren't motivated to actually do a full sixty minute workout.
• 18:04
  Speaker 10: So just go do a warm up. There's a strong
• 18:06
  Speaker 10: chance you do not leave right after your warm up,
• 18:09
  Speaker 10: you at least complete ten to fifteen more minutes of whatever.
• 18:12
  Speaker 10: You know you'll do it. So to start with a
• 18:15
  Speaker 10: warm up, start small, but put it, put it in
• 18:20
  Speaker 10: your phone as a meeting, and make it non negotiable.
• 18:24
  Speaker 10: Get the ship done.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, Kevin, appreciate every buddy. And by
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: the way, read are you are you working?
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: I'll be there.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: You had to get a shot I'm good. I called
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: read like eight o'clock one. I I at the doctor
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: getting a needle my butt.
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: I just knew what happened last time, and I knew
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: I wasn't gonna be able to sleep because once I
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: get steal, it stiffens up and starts aching.
• 18:42
  Speaker 8: So I was like, I'm just gonna go.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: Do you stretch read ever?
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah? All right, Kevin, Thank you, buddy, Thank you guys.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: All right, there is Kevin clicks. Well, I'm atually nothing
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: to do it. I'm in sports. It's just us being adults.
• 18:58
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  Speaker 1: I never really thought I'd be the guy, at least
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: not this early. But I've been married three years now, Wow,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: which is crazy. That is crazy because three, I mean
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: it feels everybody says it. It feels like just yesterday. I'm
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: glad it does. It's not the opposite though, because I
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: do have friends I think got married and they're like,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: we've only married a few years, and it feels like a.
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: Hundred years exactly.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: It does feel short. I was thinking about it my
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: wife last night. I was like, we saw a lot
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: of fun together, not that we shouldn't and I and
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: we don't have kids yet, so that's not the thing.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: But it's like I still laugh as hard at her
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: jokes as when I met her. She does not laugh
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: at heart. Maybe I'm just a one trick pony though,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: That is what I started to think about. No, No, like
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: she has like depth and I feel like I'm funny
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: as f Sometimes everyone just gets a little and maybe
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: she's funnier than she used to be.
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: I know that. But like when you hang out with
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: someone like you, you, you and I do. We laugh
• 21:32
  Speaker 6: all the time, but but we hang out so much
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: that sometimes we just don't laugh. We don't even catch
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: each other's jokes because we're around each other so long
• 21:39
  Speaker 6: so many times. Does that make sense?
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: So marriage, Like, I wasn't supposed to hurt my own
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: feelings with this, but now I've heard of my own
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: feelings because I was gonna talk like Vin because he's
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: getting married. I'm glad to finish your thing because this
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: was not intended for me to hurt my own feelings.
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: But go ahead, Eddie, finished your time.
• 21:53
  Speaker 6: I'm saying that you're still funny. Thank you. Just when
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: you hear when you're with someone so so long, it
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: just kind of dilutes it a little bit. But dude,
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: you are still funny.
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: Like I'm witty as craft like. That's my strength is
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: that I'm quick. I'm not going to out joke write
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, and I can write jokes at an okay
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: level only okay, but usually if I'm like doing stand up,
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: but I'm telling the jokes I've written the best stuff
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: comes from it after I've told it and had to
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: react from the response, like I know my strength is
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: being witty and quick, not concept punchline. Okay, yes, and
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: this was never about this. I was gonna get Kevin,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: but now I got to go on a whole rant.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: I too, I got to go on a whole rant.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: And I didn't know this was gonna be the case
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: because we're mostly talking about sports here. But one of
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: my frustrations with myself with my wife, but it's with myself.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Whenever I was touring consistently doing stand up, which means
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I was in the mindset of I'm always thinking of
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: jokes now never like concept joke punch never never, never,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I'll write ideas to talk about on the show. And
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: our show's one hundred percent improvisational meaning and there's a
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: different element to our show. Amy's so random, like I
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: never know where she's going to go on the Bybone Show,
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: and I never know where she's going to go. And
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I like that about her because she, who knows Eddie
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: to me, is by far the funniest person on the show.
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: But I think our sensibilities are the same. You are
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: funny enough to set me up at times, and there
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: are things that you say that I think go go
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: way underappreciated. So maybebe just because we have the same
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: sense of humor, right, I think that's it. And we
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: spend so much time on a stage together, we can
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: predictive text. We can even set each other up a bit.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I can set you up to set me.
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Up ninety nine percent of the time. I know where
• 23:44
  Speaker 6: you're trying to go with something.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: But then I wonder, is it just because I go
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: to the same place. Nope, So nope, no, my so
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: look that's my thing. However, my wife's thing is also that.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: But also I would be writing jokes. I'd be sitting
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: there and I'd have my laptop open, and she has
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: no interest in jokes. But I'd be like, whoa, oh,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: this punchline here, And she wouldn't even ask me, like
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: what's going because she just lets me do a thing.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: And I would laugh and she'd be like, oh, you
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: got a good one. I was like, yeah, I think
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: it's pretty good. You want to hear it. She's like,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And it's not that she won't think
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: it's funny, it's that she knows if I say what
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: do you think she has to give me her real opinion? Yeah,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I never set the rule if she had to always
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: be honest with me, and if I could have, maybe
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have. But she has set that rule about
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: anything that I do. If she likes it, she says it.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: If she doesn't, she doesn't, and then my book fell
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: until you don't. I do talk about like, have somebody
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: that tells you suck, because you can believe them when
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: they tell you you're good, because everybody will always be like,
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, your haircut looks great. Oh yeah, your shirt
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: looks good. Oh yeah, that's you're hilarious. And if they're
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: only that, how do you even know they're telling you
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: the truth unless they also can hit you with the ah,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: your shirt doesn't look that good today. So for me,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I really can never believe anybody complimenting me unless I
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: have heard them before say something not hurtful, but like
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, I don't think that's really the move. Try this,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: because then when they do say the good thing, I
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: know it's for real. And so my wife we definitely
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: have that relationship because she won't. She will not even
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: give me a sympathy laugh when I'm like, hey, give
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: me a sympthy laugh. She won't do it, so i'd
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: be writing a joke patch Lin be pretty good or
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: really good, I think, and she's like, huh, that's that's all.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Like she goes, well, yeah, that's it's kind of funny. Okay,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: it's kind of funny. So and then I know that
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: it's gonna hurt me, but I need to ask for
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: the benefit of it. But I know it's gonna hurt me.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It's just kind of funny. Why is what's to keep
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: what's holding it back? It's low hanging fruit.
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: It's too easy of a joke.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I'll be but but it's funny. It's like my job
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: is to get them to laugh. She's like, yeah, but
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: you're smarter than that. And at the same time, I'm insulted,
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: and I'm also complimented because you're smarter that. She's like,
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: you're smarter than that joke, and I'm like, but she
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: has a too low hanging fruit. And then I made
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: the mistake a couple times, and it's not a mistake
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: anymore because now we'll do it and not get my
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: feelings hurt to say, Okay, you're so smart, write it better.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: She's like, okay, And the first time she did, I
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: was at my core offended. And I wasn't even offended.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I think I was just sad that I she was
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: better at it than me without even trying. And I said,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I wish, I wish. I remember the joke, but I
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: remember feeling it and feelings, getting my feelings hurt so bad,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: and she did not hurt my feelings. She did everything
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: she tried to not to be a part of it,
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: and then once she was in, she was like, I'm
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: going to be supportive in the way of honesty, and
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: she wrote the joke better, and I remember thinking I
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: may not be better. So I went out and I
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: told the joke over two nights, two different ways, and
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: the way I told it got some good laughs, and
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: I'd have felt good about it, and I'd have been like, oh,
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I can make that better. How I remember the joke?
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: You do I hear now the joke.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I don't remember exactly how it happened, but I remember
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: the joke now. And then I told her way the
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: second time, freaking deaf comedy, Oh yeah, oursio, And I
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: just remember whenever she did that, I was so hurt
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: because I felt inadequate. I wasn't hurt by what she did.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I hurt because it felt like I was inadequate. This
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: is what I do. This is what I get paid
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: to do. Heck, comes on tickets fifty sixty seventy eighty
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: bucks a pop to come to a theater to watch
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: me tell jokes, and the person who does not want
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: to get on stage for any reason whatsoever, who has
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: no history of writing anything or any any ambition to
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: be just went, oh, but you could do this, this
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: would be better. She's not just saying you can do
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: it better or it could be better. She goes, yeah,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: you can do better, and this I try this, and
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: it was better.
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I see that.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: And it's the greatest thing that's happened to me now,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: although I still struggle sometimes, but it's also the one
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: of the weirdest, hardest relationship things that's happened to me.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: The joke mostly, and I can't remember how she punched
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: it up, but the whole thing was my wife's always
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: been like, if you die, I don't want you to
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: marry anybody else. And I was like, ah, and so
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: I'm writing a joke about that, and my wife's like
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: and people are gonna tell you like your friends. My
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: friends are gonna be like, nah, she was just kidding,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: you should really look marry somebody else. And I don't
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: remember what I was about. I had some punchline and
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: it was pretty funny, and then whatever she said, whatever,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I gotta look in my notes. It was so much funnier,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: and I told it, and then I told her version
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: at the Opry And that's the hardest crowd because they
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: didn't come to see me, and they're all ages and
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: from all over the country. And I remember the Opry
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: went Deaf Comedy Jam and I was like, I have
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: to get over my ego on this part.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Is that the only one? Or has there been multiple?
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: There's been.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: There's been a few specific jokes, but there are also
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: times where I will leave the show because she would travel,
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: not every show, not even half the shows, but she'd
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: come to some uf they were close because we'd fly
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: private and we could and if Eddie came to do
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Raging Idiots is part of like the stand up act,
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Eddie would come, so she was like, I want to
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: go hang out. It's all our friends. So we'd fly
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: over like Charleston and fly back that night. Type of thing.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: So she'd go to do those, and I'd have to
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: be careful because I come off as people be like, hey,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: good show, good show, and you're you want to be
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: told good show. Everybody does. What's funny is even the greats,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: And I'm a mid by far sometimes are my comedians
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: like artists, Like when christ Ableton leave the stage, she
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: wants to be told good show. When Carrie Underwood finishes
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: the show show, she wants people to be like, hey,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: you did a good job. We think they don't want
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: to hear that because well, of course they know they're great,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: but everybody wants to hear it because we need it.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: So I would try to avoid and I'd be like, oh, man,
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: that's pretty good. Did you watching the show? Would you think?
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: Ah?
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: And you ask it then you know you're asking for
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: the truth. And she's I just going like this, and
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: she's like, I thought's pretty good, and she'll do that
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I think, or the worst when she goes I think
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: the crowd liked.
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: It, Oh what do you mean by that?
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: You didn't like? Well, we didn't like it, And she'll go, well,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: I've seen it ten times, right, right, I said, But
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I tried some new stuff. And she's like, yeah, I said,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: any of that stuff work. And she was like, I
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: thought this is pretty funny that that's pretty funny. What
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: about this? Uh, you know you gotta so that started happening.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: It was so hard for me. It was because I
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: just feel so inadequate, so insecure. Anyway, That's why I
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: do this whole job. Right, You only want to be
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: a performer because you feel insecure and in adequate. That's
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: the only reads to anybody's performer ever, because you're getting love,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: you're trying to find love in a different form or fashion.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Really accept yes, all of that.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Even a performer, let's say it's not even a stage performer,
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: a performer in life, like someone who's like always like performing,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: not even like shows, but in their actions. Like performance
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: for the most part is to have positivity given back
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: to you for that perform I just happened to go
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: the extra mile and I've tried to perform.
• 31:03
  Speaker 9: In every avenue, your radio, stand up, everything, everything. I
• 31:06
  Speaker 9: feel like social media is like that a lot.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely for the big performance.
• 31:09
  Speaker 9: Quiet point and even the quietest people I know personally,
• 31:12
  Speaker 9: great point, they're allowed on social media.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: Great points. And the reason I'm getting all back to Kevin,
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: because Kevin brought up oh yeah, we're talking about it
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: definitely triggered me, you don't even know yet. Definitely triggered
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: me in my heart and like the good, hardest way.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: And so my wife would be like, yeah, yeah, you know,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: do this, do this, and it has benefited me greatly.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: It still sometimes it feels hurtful to me that I
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: feel like I'm not There's a part two where she
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: wouldn't if we did the show, and there was a
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: part of the tour where Eddie did like fifteen shows
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: in a row, like the idiots would come out and
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: we'd play fifteen or twenty minutes or so in the middle,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: and then I'd finished the show whatever commediately inspistional. Eddie
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: came to most.
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: Most of those shows, all of them.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, And so the funny thing my wife would say
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: was she would always wonder, like because she had seen
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: the show a hundred times, like, why okay, after he'side
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: a hundred times and if you know, I'm not doing
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: anything new, I'm just trying to get ready for like
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: when we finally recorded the special, and she'd be like,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I knew it was about time. To come up because
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: you just met your dad.
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah in the and that was.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: A joke, And that was a joke her and Eddie
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: had was like, hey, you know, the show's about over
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: because he just met his dad.
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: So like I would be like, you know, backstage or whatever,
• 32:28
  Speaker 6: changing and then I'd come back and see Caitlyn, like
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: has he met his dad yet, like just.
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: To see.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Because like in the serious part that turns into a joke,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: and their whole joke was, oh, yeah, he just met
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: his dad, so we probably get ready to go there.
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that was funny.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: It's and Eddie could probably speak on this better than
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I could for a bit. But it's bizarre to be
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: married to somebody that's better at you than what you're at,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: what you're celebrated for. Like I am celebrated.
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: I have a great career.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: In saying compelling things, radio, podcast comedy, doing television shows,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: writing books. I have no doubt that my wife would
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: have focused on that. She would have been better at
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: me at every single one of those things. She has
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: no interest in it. And it is a bizarre feeling
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: to be like I want to turn it on and
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: just kill like take over a room and mostly I
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: don't because I'm quiet. But if it's like on, I
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: gotta be on. I can dominate a room.
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: Is that an attraction for you? You think like subconsciously,
• 33:30
  Speaker 9: we're getting deep here.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: I think it got I think it got more the
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: more we were together. I think at first she was
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: just cutting funny. Yeah, first, like just cut, she would
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: cut what limb would you like to have cut off?
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: Because she will cut it off and be hilarious about it. Then, yes,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I'm very attractive to that now. But it is a
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: bizarre situation to be like, I'm the funniest guy in
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: the room, I'm the smartest guy in the This is
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: just in my head, me thinking this, I and most
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: successful guy in the room. And then I go home
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: and at home, I'm not that that's crazy, but that's
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: something that I have learned that to be grateful for
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: because I used to not be grateful for it at all.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: That's a weird part because Kevin's getting married stuff.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Kevin's getting married.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: That's been the weirdest part for me is that. And
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: also I never co habitate everything one ever. I was
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: never engaged, I never had anything. Another weird part, and
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: I felt myself shift here and to what we were going
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: to talk about on this show, and the segment was,
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: my wife comes from a family of die hard Oklahoma fans,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: not casuals, not moderates, which would be more than casual
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: DH all the way, like they are, oh you born bred,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: die hard, die hard. Her dad reads the recruiting boards,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: her who's who's out, who is where's the possible offensive
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: coordinator coming from? Like they are in on every level.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Lincoln Riley's dead them. You know he went to USC.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: They wrote against USC as hard as possible, Like they
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: have what I have for Arkansas. It is weird to
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: be with somebody who has that because I've only ever
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: had mine. And I was like, eventually we have kids
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: and for sure going raised back fans and watchs like
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: no that I think be Oklahoma fans. I'm like, oh
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: my god, my wife, my life start upside down. So
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: now I'm like strategizing, how do I make the kid
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: a Arkansas fan. It's weird to be in a family
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: that has another alpha team that you have to respect
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: because it's as important to them. Does your fiance have
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: an alpha team?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, it is Alabama.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Oh you know what's good for you?
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: Is you don't only have a team, No, Tennessee, that's.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Kind of okay, okay, but go ahead, I'm gonna act
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: like Tennessee is is your all life team.
• 35:49
  Speaker 6: He's been Tennessee for what two years?
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: No, three and a half, three and a half.
• 35:55
  Speaker 9: And I realized it on the same weekend that I
• 35:58
  Speaker 9: proposed because I was hanging out with their family, all
• 35:59
  Speaker 9: of them in Alabama hats Alabama gear. But they're more
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: so they're a generation as far as like Bear Bryant
• 36:06
  Speaker 9: and then Nick Saban and now they're kind.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Of like, oh, lifetime whatever.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, lifetime generation.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: That's oh you fan, that's like three generations of Kalyn's family.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 36:13
  Speaker 9: Like I talked to them about Saban and they're like, no,
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: let's talk about Bear Bryant.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, cats, I don't really have anything to
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: say about that. So as I'm sitting there watching.
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: All that, and I'm thinking, can I wear like my
• 36:23
  Speaker 9: balls gear around them? Am I gonna get kicked out
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: of family events?
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Do you want the truth or do you want like
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: good fun content?
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Hmmm? You want truth? Right? Yeah?
• 36:37
  Speaker 3: You got what we were just talking about it, right?
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: We want truth?
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: You need true You want real truth.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: You're Caitlin.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: You're not a real balls fan. You're you're a moderate.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: You're not a casual, because casual would be like somebody
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: lives in Tennessee who's like every once in a while
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: checks on a game. You're a false. You like the balls,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: you do like the balls. Yeah, you're not a balls fan.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: You know you're not a die hard balls fan. Your
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: whole life, you haven't dedicated it to the balls. You're
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: a diard Patriots fan. I'm not saying you're not a
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: diard fan of things, because you absolutely are. Like you
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: would kill somebody for the Celtics. Yep, you would kill
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: somebody for the Patriots. Those are your diehards, and I
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: would say it'd be a different situation if it were
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: they were dire Jets fans. That's the advice I could
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: kind of give you. But their rivals, Oklahoma and Arkansas
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: they played southless conference type but they were never right.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: You know, we played, but they've been two conferences, they
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: haven't been rivals, although the schools are very close to
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: each other. I would say you can become Abama fan. Nope,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: you can.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: No, I can't switch again.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: You know I have to switch. You can be a
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Balls fan, but you can also root for Alabama because
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: because I root for Oklahoma and not even so much
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: for my wife anymore more more so from my father
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: in law, because I don't like to see him sad
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: because he's the greatest dude ever. And sometimes if it
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: were just Kaitlyn, I wish Oklahom would lose, just so
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: should shut up about Arkansas, not even so much about Oklahoma.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: But she'd be like, hah, your coaches deaf's like two
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: kids in a trench coat, like ho tall like this much.
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: That's such a funny vision. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you understand that, Kevin,
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: What was that? The coach is like really two kids
• 38:04
  Speaker 6: in there and a trench coat like shoulders.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Like your coach is just two kids in a trench.
• 38:09
  Speaker 6: Coat, Like if you pull their coat open, it's just
• 38:11
  Speaker 6: two kids.
• 38:14
  Speaker 9: But on the flip side, to your point, I'm die
• 38:16
  Speaker 9: hard Boston Celtics, Patriots, Red Sox.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: They don't have a pro team, right, that's what's awesome.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for you, it is not going to be that
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: weird because you do not hate Tennessee because you're a
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: diehard balls fan. You cannot like, excuse me, Alabama. Yeah,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: if you are a die hard bad or Balls fan, dude,
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: there's no chain.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: It'd be rough.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: It'd be rough, and you would just have to have
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: one of those relationships where we just have different teams
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: and we were our teams hate each other.
• 38:41
  Speaker 6: And that's not the same for pro sports, right like.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: The like Eagles, Cowboys like that.
• 38:47
  Speaker 6: I mean, like maybe I.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Would say there's a couple instances where that could be
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: the case.
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: Because like my family is Cowboys Texans. That's like the
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: big split.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Without a rivalry textants haven't been around long and now
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: direct Yeah, in the NFL and the Eagle diehard Eagles
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: fan diret Cowboys fan married, they're never going to root
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: for each other's team, right, No way. But I would
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: think because you're not vault to the core since you
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: were five years old, it's not gonna be that difficult
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: for you. It's actually gonna be kind nice.
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: But what about like twenty years down the road, when
• 39:14
  Speaker 9: I'm twenty three and a half years in.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: You're going to be more of a Bamba fan because
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: you're going to go to those games and it's a
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: good time to be a Bama fan right now. To
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: take it up because they're not winning everything had you
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: jumped in and I want to give you some I
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: give you some advice, not marriage advice, but sports and
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: marriage advice, because what do I know about marriage? A
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: device nothing three years in but not compared to my
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: nineteen exactly like straight marriage advice. I ain't the guy
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: unless it's like new marriage advice, like in these new
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: stages like sports marriage advice, learn a bit about the
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: history because you know what her parents want to talk about,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: and like if you want to talk about gene stallings
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: or you hate Mike Debos or you hate and you
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: have like an end with those guys old out AVMA coaches, wow, okay, yeah,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: and so or like Mike Shula coach Obama for a bit,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: like if you just haven't understanding, you're not faking it,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: or a fan. I will like read Oklahoma stories just
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: so I can know what my father in law is
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: talking about, because I like talking with him, and I
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: think he even does that for on Arkansas stuff a
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: little bit and like there's a respect there. Yeah, but
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I also really enjoy talking with my father in law.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: My my favorite parts were my wife's out gone and
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: it's just driving some yeah, it's awesome. Maybe because again
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a dad, so like that is cool
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: to me. But this is my and you give him
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: all advice after this. That's nothing to do with sports.
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: No, this is good stuff.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Because the are such Bama fans. I would encourage you
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: to study up a little bit on your Alabama current
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: and history. The saving stuff. Uh, the gene Stallings. Stallings
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: has got a statue understand kind of what's there? Ask
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: questions too, like you're because nobody loves anything more to
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: be like.
• 40:59
  Speaker 6: So they have a.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: Statue in Tuscaloosa of every coach who won a national
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: championship or from every time and the answer is every
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: time they won one, they got a different one. So
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: SABAN has many statues. But it's people love to talk
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: about themselves and they will love to talk about Alabama
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: and they will think that you care, and eventually you
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: will care a little more because you'll see that they're
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: sad when they lose. But you can make it work
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: because you're not a lifelong or five year old up
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: balls fan. You're not a casual. Don't be insulted.
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: That's okay.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: You're a medium. And I think when the balls lose.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: That sucks for you because you like the balls.
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it doesn't room my daily the other sports
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: you have room.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: And it's the best time to be an Alabama fan
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: right now if you're new, because they're not winning national
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: championships and you're not going to be a superposer if
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: you come in while Saban's won three and he's number.
• 41:45
  Speaker 9: One Animal Patriots fan in the same era's Yeah, that'd
• 41:49
  Speaker 9: be the worst.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be fun for you though. It's just more
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: sports though too. Like I went to an Oklahoma game
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: for the first time this year two oh U Stadium.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: It was awesome and I did the Toby Kei thing
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: and that's the what got me there. But I'm I
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: would have never gone to normanto a Oklahoma football game. Wow,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: I mean not because I was like no, but like,
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: why crap.
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: What's the point?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the Yeah, I don't want to watch Oklahoma
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Big twelve.
• 42:13
  Speaker 6: Who gives a crap?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: But now it's that See, it's gonna be fun. So
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: my advice has learn a little bit about Bama so
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: and don't expect them to and don't go in being
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: like I'm mister Vall's guy, because you're not.
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: No, no, I haven't done that.
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: Don't worry even like kidding, Yeah, because you moved here
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: and like that's this is how you became a fALS
• 42:30
  Speaker 6: fan by moving to Tennessee. You see everyone get excited
• 42:33
  Speaker 6: about the Valls. You're like, you know what, I really
• 42:35
  Speaker 6: don't have a college team. Why not? And dude, you're
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: only three years in. Open your mind up to possibly
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: joining that family NI Varsity Bama.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: I don't think you don't go full Bama yet. Okay,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to say the movie quote nobody goes
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: full Bama.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: Oh you never go full Bam.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Never go full Bam. But you can you cannot be
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: a hater. And you can actually use it as a
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: bonding I don't want to say, Nieka sounds like I'm
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: in the CIA. But you can use it to bond
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: with them, and it's awesome because they love talking about
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: stuff and sometimes it's hard to like if father in law,
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: uncle's grandpas are.
• 43:11
  Speaker 9: Kind of because I wanted to talk saving I think
• 43:13
  Speaker 9: the first time I met him, and they're like, well,
• 43:15
  Speaker 9: he's no Bear Bryant.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, and he's not, but he in other
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: ways is better. Yeah, but yes, that's all. That's my
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: only advice and he gives.
• 43:24
  Speaker 6: Some regular Well I was gonna say about you guys,
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: like you guys are talking about your kids and but
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: bones you don't have any kids. But if you do
• 43:30
  Speaker 6: have kids, like they're gonna be Alabama fans, Are they
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: gonna be Arkansas fans? Theyre gonna be Oklahoma fans right.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: Like you might all be Arkansas fans.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: You think that, And that's what I want to tell
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: both of you guys. I'll kill myself, no, dude, I'm
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: telling you, like, since I've had all of my kids,
• 43:44
  Speaker 6: I raised them the right way to be Cowboys fans.
• 43:46
  Speaker 6: I have like got them every jersey we watch. There's
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: only one team we watch on Sundays and it's the Cowboys,
• 43:53
  Speaker 6: and we don't do anything else. If there are practices,
• 43:56
  Speaker 6: we cancel them with the Cowboys are playing right, all
• 43:58
  Speaker 6: this stuff, But I'm I'm learning slowly, and especially it
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: doesn't help that they're not good this year, But I'm
• 44:04
  Speaker 6: learning slowly that they're going to be fans of whatever
• 44:08
  Speaker 6: team they want, and and it's going to be hard,
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: but I already know that, Like two of my kids
• 44:15
  Speaker 6: that love football they're football fans, may not grow up
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: to be Cowboys fans. I have two that one will
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: be Cowboys fans, and I have two that probably won't.
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: And it hurts me a little bit. But that's just
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: part of life. So I want to prepare you two
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: that when you do have kids.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I'm not I've studied cult techniques, manipulation. No, no, there's
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: no there's no childre they'll have no choice.
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: But it does, dude, it It really just kills the
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: situation when your team is not doing well, Like I
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: know the child that pain.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: If there are more options, I didn't have any more options, right,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: I gotta let some one on the gate hold on
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: a minute, let's see, this is GPS.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: But they might just go through a phase.
• 44:58
  Speaker 9: I think I've totally before in this podcast said I
• 45:01
  Speaker 9: was a Dolphins fan for like two or three years
• 45:03
  Speaker 9: because I liked the animal when I was like.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Right, But I would say too, where you live and
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: if that team is around, constant exposure helps, Eddie. Where
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: your kids will live in Dallas, you don't get taken
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: on me dllas Cowboy games, right, I don't imagine you
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: will take them to like three or four games a year,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: and it was on the news all the time in Arkansas.
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: That's all we had. Yeah, that's why. Oh, I'll be
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: in My kids will be indoctrinated. It's the only team
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: we will have. Okay, we're done with church. We have
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: one more to go to and it'll be Okay, here's uh,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Pastor Pittman.
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: The church.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Well lack like it's normal, but it's like yeah, and
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: on the thirteenth Day, those who did not root for
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the hogs with the hell.
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: That's funny man. Yeah. So anyway, I just want to
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: tell you guys that just be ready for that, because
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: I'm living that right now and it's eye opening because
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: I never ever thought that I would have kids living
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: in my house that could possibly not be Dallas Cowboys.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: I will be ready for that so much so that
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: it will not happen. Okay, and she claims the same,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: But there's no chance. I will exert way more energy
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: than I should. It will be my diet. Everything I
• 46:11
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• 46:14
  Speaker 6: Everything I do.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Will be to make sure that when we have kids,
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: they are freaking razorback fans.
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, good talk, Kevin, good luck, thank you, Good luck.
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• 47:50
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  Speaker 1: like a status symbol of you are known, and we're
• 48:03
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• 48:05
  Speaker 1: acting like they're you and scamming other people, fooling other people. Well,
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• 48:26
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• 48:32
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• 48:34
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• 48:36
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• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Blue check mark, and then there's two factor authentication only
• 48:41
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• 48:43
  Speaker 1: those factors too, right, And then I have like seven
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: hundred thousand followers, so that's valuable to me. I've built
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: up that audience. But the bad thing now is on
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: the Blue check mark. You can buy a blue check
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: market and have any account you want and people would
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: just think it's real. And then you can put out
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: any story and people will just think it's real. And
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: some people will put out stuff like I saw one
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: about Carson Beck before they played Texas and it was
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: like Carson Beck questionable parentheses, herpies, We'll see and it's
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: one of those. But they do it every week with
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: the player and they do something like goofy that they
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: would really but it's like the opposing team who does
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: stuff like that, but they have blue check mark and
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: they have like this college football live account that isn't anything,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: but you just believe it because it's a blue check mark.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: So one of our friends, and I will keep his
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: name out of my mouth, arrhymes with revn Rug who
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: could possibly be like a trainer. He played college football. Yeah,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: his brother played pro football for the Titans. And so
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: we're working out. I get who even knows who he is.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I'm just being really vague and random about who the
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: guys that told us this. He goes, you have a
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: homes out for the year. Eddie and I are shot.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: We're floored.
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: But what jaws dropped.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: It's like they told us somebody died. Not that we're
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: the biggest Chiefs fans because we're not Chiefs fans, or
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: that we're die hard Mahomies.
• 49:58
  Speaker 6: No, but that just changes the everything.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it changes, not even sad, but that that is mass.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: That would be massive. And so immediately it's okay, Carson
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Wentz is gonna start. Okay, is Carson Wentz any good? Now?
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Has he gone to the rehabilitation program? This whole conversation out,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Remember Nick Foles went to the Super Bowl when Carson
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Wentz was out, so all this stuff were We spend
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes during our workout talking about Carson Wentz. Pat
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Mahomes I remember asking his high ankle sprain was so
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: bad they were having surgery, So then it must have
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: been more than a high ankle sprain because that's not
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: something that requires surgery, a sprain. If something happens with
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: that sprain, some ligament damage maybe, and he's like it's great.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: So then we're like, okay, it's the first we're doing
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: a whole afc this Lamar's year, it's gonna be Josh
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Allen's year, Like is one of them is gonna have
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: to beat my homes every year to get there? Like
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: this could be that. Remember Jordan was retired. That's when
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: the Lodge one won his when Jordan quit before he
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: came did we spend almost an hour. Our minds are
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: blown that Patrick Mahomes is out for the whole year,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: and so we didn't even look it up. We just
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: take his word for it because he was so right.
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: We did well. The timing was perfect because we had
• 51:15
  Speaker 6: such a busy day that none of us, Bobby or
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: I had looked at any kind of social media at all,
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: so we took his word for it.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I left here because we had been working worked until
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: like one left here immediately not that time. I didn't
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: have to look at Twitter. Went home to the podcast studio,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: did an hour there, no, almost two hours. The two
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: hours there, didn't have time to eat lunch. It was
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: so quick. I grabbed a piece of bread when I
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: got home and walked down to the podcast studio where
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Kevin was with bread and a half eaten banana that like,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I guess my wife, it's all I had time to eat.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: So it was that kind of quick day that it was.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: We're getting stuff in so from there, I'm in my
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: clothes that I'm doing the show, and then I quickly
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: changed and I've seen nothing, So of course, perfect timing
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: for me to believe anything, because I hadn't looked at
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: social media. Eddie had a slam day. We're working out.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: We spend an hour going through all the man Well
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: they still I remember laying out the scenario of well
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: they'd be buffalo head to head. They're a game up,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: but they also be buffalo head to head. So if
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: they're tied Cancity still gets to buy laying all this.
• 52:15
  Speaker 6: Out, can they still lose one and be okay, Yeah.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: All this to come back around and say he saw
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: one of those blue check mark accounts. That's fake, that's
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: like doing parody accounts. Patrick Mahomes out for the year
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: because of an ankle spring. So we get to dinner.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: It's our buddy's birthday. So we go to dinner and
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't knows anything about this, So I
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: search for it and I look at Eddie. I go,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I don't see anything about Patrick Mahomes being out. That
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: would be number one on the top everywhere, so it wasn't.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: So first one to social media wasn't trending. Then I
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: went to ESPN just to see it should be the topic,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: it should be the biggest, the picture of the video,
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: the headline, them commenting on it. Yeah, there's nowhere on
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: there and I'm like, there is no way this is true.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: So then we search it can find nothing. I Eddie
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: and I say text thread with Kevin or Evan whatever
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: you call him, and I was like, you're you're an idiot.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes is not out for the year, like at
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: some point, but who knows maybe they come out and
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: says out for the year, but you don't have that
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: information to him, Like, unless you're Adam Schefter, you don't
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: have that, and stop being trying to be Adam Schefter
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: because you ain't him. You got fooled. So I text
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: this and as of as we record this, Patrick Mahomes
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: is not out for the year. So I well, I
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: get home and then I see it pop up from
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Adam Schefter and I was just gonna read you some
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: of this here, and Adam Schefter is like, Patrick Mahomes
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: not limited a practice, had a full practice, and I'm like, man,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: he really bounced back.
• 53:51
  Speaker 6: From that surgery. Now quick high ankles brain surgery.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: My point with all of this is those blue check
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: mark parody accounts that people think they're real. It was
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: like when the Onion was first happening, and everyth though
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: the Onion stories are real. But yeah, this is what
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: this is the whole thing. I said, you know, Mahomes
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: isn't out for the year, do you have inside him
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: vote knowing he doesn't. He didn't respond. He didn't respond
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: for over an hour. Then I sent him the Schefter
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: text or Schefter goes chief list to Patrick Mahomes a
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: full participant today's practice. Hollywood Brown also listed at his
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: full participate, which is kind of news too. They have
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: another receiver, Hollywood Brown's been out and so still no response.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: And then I write no more clue breaking news please
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: or and this is his response. I'm telling you I
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: saw a moan two eyes. I was told some idiot
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: intern leaked it on the internet in the news outlet
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: had to take it down. Someone's probably looking for a
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: new job.
• 54:50
  Speaker 9: No, okay, and this is coming from schefter or rappitport.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: No, you got Cambridge analytic. Good And you know what
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: if an intern new he the one that's posting that
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: on the side. Any clue will screw me over sometimes
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: because I'll do if he's like, all right, do a
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: set of eight, and I'll do eight and he'll go seven.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you're you're wrong. It happens all the time.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: And my favorite is when he miscounts because I don't
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: think he's trying to get me to do extra, because
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: he just wants me to do extra. He just sometimes
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: miscounts and he'll be like, no, I'm positive I can
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: catch him the same day being wrong again. And so
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I say back, same eyes as say I did seven,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: when I did eight.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: Oh man, they kind of personal.
• 55:28
  Speaker 6: Well, this is you saying group can't be trusted.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I'm saying any of our eyes sometimes what we see
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: is not exactly what is real. And on Twitter it's
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: gotten out of control. Anybody can get a blue check
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: mark and anybody can write that Patrick Mahomes is out
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: for the year, and if he was, that'd be the
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: biggest story ever. And in turn did not post that
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: and then take it down. We got God, we got
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: got now. For some reason before this arrives on the
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: feed in a podcast, Patrick Mahomes out for the year
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: with Kevin. We're sorry, but I have a feeling that's
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: not going to be the case. Don't trust everything you
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: see on even as a blue check market. If it's
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: you have to go to the real even click into
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: it to see if it's the real one. Yeah, some
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: businesses have gold gold you can always trust.
• 56:14
  Speaker 6: Oh, the gold one.
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: The gold one is like, I haven't seen a gold one.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Well it's the massive businesses like Espno, you have a
• 56:19
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• 56:23
  Speaker 6: Because I'm just glad I didn't. We didn't have like
• 56:25
  Speaker 6: a basketball practice or something, because I would have talked
• 56:27
  Speaker 6: to all the dads. Did you hear this? Sure?
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: If I had any time. That's all I've been talking
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: about with anyone.
• 56:33
  Speaker 6: Look like an idiot.
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: But you didn't bring it up about the birthday.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Well, that's what we brought it up. That's how that's
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: how we figured it out.
• 56:38
  Speaker 9: I know you said you looked it up. I didn't
• 56:39
  Speaker 9: know if you like brought up you guys hear him like,
• 56:41
  Speaker 9: what are you talking about?
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Well, sat down and I was like, oh, I should
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: look just I haven't seen anything about it. I guess
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I wanted to talk about that to see when he
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: was having surgery and I was like, Eddie, I don't
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: see it anywhere, and he was like really yeah. And
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: so then cluag's a liar and it empathetic and he
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: count and it's a liar.
• 57:02
  Speaker 6: And a cheater?
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Is it cheater and a liar?
• 57:05
  Speaker 6: And all you are is mean? I think that's all
• 57:07
  Speaker 6: it is.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: There's something else and a liar, Mike, what is it?
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: And a liar? And or is it to go right to?
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: All you are is mean?
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Loan in life, that's what it is. I know the
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: mean song. I thought it went straight to the chorus.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm trying to go, what's the thing in
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: the middle? That's clue? Get me now?
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: What is it all alone? In life?
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: It's Mike and a liar empathetic and a loon in
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: life and me I knew there was another one. It's
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: just a liar pathetic. I'm that you're not that Kevin
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: Kluge do better.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: I like he eventually got his name out there.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sure, Kevin Cluk do better. Aboud do better?
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Before we go? Concertgoers are opting to pee themselves in
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: diapers rather than go to the restroom. Totally thought about
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: this because the're enjoying the show.
• 57:54
  Speaker 6: I've done it in the crowd.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: What. Yeah, it's like taking your wing arout and beating
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: the floor.
• 58:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there were just too many people that no one
• 58:01
  Speaker 6: even realized. And it had been raining raining, so it
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: was already muddy, so.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: It was outside.
• 58:05
  Speaker 6: Though.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: That doesn't make it more right. First of all, I
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: like to it does not make it all right. But
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking you're doing it in an arena.
• 58:10
  Speaker 6: Well, I saw people doing it in bottles. I'm like,
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: what do you just like just doing on the ground? Right,
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: we'd just be.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: Afraid that I'd be the one that like an undercover
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: cops saw And then next thing you know, I'm like
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: on a registry and my house is flagged. They can't
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: give away Halloween candy.
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: But but i'd been drinking.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: So did you go to like a corner?
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: I don't know you no, man, you're jam packed. We're
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: probably in the middle of where everyone with the sea
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: of people, and everyone's watching the show. No one's looking
• 58:36
  Speaker 6: down be right there. So yeah, I told my buddy,
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: I'm like, damn, k, just pure here. So I did it.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: They kind of helped me, help cover me a little bit,
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: Like one stood in front of me, the one stood
• 58:45
  Speaker 6: on the other side. So no, I don't think anyone
• 58:47
  Speaker 6: ever saw.
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: Wow, I would not have the courage if I feel
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: like you had a bit of liquid courage.
• 58:52
  Speaker 6: Oh big time. It was late in the day. We'd
• 58:54
  Speaker 6: been there all day.
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: Wow, did you go one hand or two hand? Likes
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: the concert?
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: Do you have one hand up?
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: And yeah, like you you're still party A good point.
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: That's a good question. And I went handless.
• 59:06
  Speaker 8: Oh so you just real nonchalant And.
• 59:08
  Speaker 6: I didn't even look back on your legs, just didn't dude,
• 59:13
  Speaker 6: just didn't. I mean, you know what, I might have.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: I think you were already wet from the rain and
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: you just didn't even.
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: But I do remember thinking back to how you started this,
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: I thought like we should have brought diapers.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: I'd rather pee like you did and hope not to
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: get caught and wear a diaper with Peter poop in
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: it and just keep it in there. Yeah, because that that,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: to me is the weird diaper thing. You pee, then
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: you still got to take the diaper off and you're
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: gonna wait till after the concert. Otherwise you just leave
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: in pee when you were gonna liquid death, which is
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: the water Company has collaborated with depend brand known for
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: incontinents underwear diapers basically to produce Pitt diaper and they
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: created it's an adult diaper, but not as fluffed, not
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: as puffy, so you can't tell you're really wearing it.
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because it's tough, man, when you go to a
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: big festival and they got Porto is on the other
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 6: side of where you're at, trying to get through all
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 6: those people to go to the bathroom and then come
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: back and people look at you like you're cutting what
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 6: are you doing don't it's a pain.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: So I don't relate to that. So maybe because you're
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: drinking so much it becomes a little more difficult, correct
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: because I would go, just use the bathroom before the show.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: It'd be like when you tell your kids on a
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: road trip, you just we're going, we're stop at the
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: gas station, pee and then they pee, and then hopefully
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: they don't go, I got a peep, but then they
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: do they do.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 6: Have you heard about the seal? Like, because you don't
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 6: drink the animals, I think anyone that's drink drink alcohol
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 6: before and knows about the seal.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, dollan, you ever busts a seal?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: Man, you bust that seal and if you start it, yeah,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: and then you're gonna be paying every five minutes.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 6: The first one, dude, is like, that's that's the one.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: You have to hold forever as long as you can,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 6: because once you break that seal, you're going every like
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 6: read said, every five minutes.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like that's toxic to your body. The seal
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: feels like the dumbest thing I've ever heard, but.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: One dumb talent. It's a weird thing that once you
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: go that first time, every five minutes, you're gonna have
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: to go.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, is this is this science based in science or
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: just like concert lure?
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: Just life okay, just life experience drinking okay.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: And it's for sure drinking thing or just it it's
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: a drinking trip thing.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: Like if you even if you just chug water, I mean,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: it's the same thing.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: Don't driving for me.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Because once you break the seal, it's NonStop.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 6: Correct and if you're not, like if you're just driving
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: and you're you haven't had a drop of alcohol, that
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: it's not the same. Like the seal does not exist
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: unless you are drinking.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Well read you said water is part of the seal.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: No for me, like driving, like unless I'm about to
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: pee my pants, I will not pee while I'm on
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 7: the road, like I won't. I won't pee if I
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: stop because I know if I pee the in I'm
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 7: just gonna.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: Have to stop in another hour.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 6: Oh that's weird.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: So to you, it's not about stopping and losing time.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: It's a seal thing. If you do it now, you'll
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: continue to have to stop. You break the seal.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 6: Interesting, I don't think you've experienced I don't think you've
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 6: experimented with that enough because.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: You don't don't no name, don't start experimenting with this.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: You've got to rip a bladder. You think your back's
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: bad bladder.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 6: No, But Reid's worried that if he breaks the seal
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 6: like he has when he was drinking, he's going to
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 6: go again. But it doesn't work like that when you're
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 6: not drinking.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 8: That's true, I try it.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: He's scared because of his experience is drinking.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: He's being a bad influence.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 6: Team.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: I just want to I just want to try to
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: be a good influence here. He'd been a bad influence
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: but I don't know enough about it. Thank you guys
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: for being here with this is extra episode we did
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: look it was. It completely based in UH sports stories
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: with great and No, but we wanted to do a
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: fun episode because most of the time people aren't putting
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: up podcasts. We want to do a podcast. I hate
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: these two weeks because hardly any of my podcasts are
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: actually doing work.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're all enjoying themselves.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, some of my favorite sports ones do because the
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: games are happening. But it's like I get into my habits,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: what I like on what days, and I'm and then
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: they're not there, so we wanted to at least be
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: up here and provide you guys a little something. So
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: thank you guys. Eddie, blow the whistle, go.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 6: Break that seal.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, just Pema pants you broke the seal.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Oh no, all right, that's it.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: As a buddy theme song written Bobby Bones, That's Me
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: and performed by Brandon Ray.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Follow Brandon on socials at Brandon Ray Music. You can
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: follow the show on Instagram at Bobby Bones Sports. Thanks
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: to our crew co host AT, producer Reddy, segment producer
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: at Kickoff Kevin, video producer at Redrberry, and executive producer
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: AT Mike Diestro. But most importantly, thank you for listening.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 5: I'm Bobby Bones. We'll talk to you next time here
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: on twenty five whistles