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- 0:00Speaker 1: Wake up with a bang.
- 0:03Speaker 2: Hey, wake up!
- 0:04Speaker 1: Anele and the Club on 947.
- 0:06Speaker 3: My question to you was, who ruined the surprise? Did
- 0:10Speaker 3: you want to tell someone else that you got promoted
- 0:13Speaker 3: and then somebody ruined the surprise? Maybe you wanted to
- 0:16Speaker 3: gather the family around for a gender reveal and then
- 0:20Speaker 3: your mother-in-law let everyone know, oh, she cannot wait to
- 0:24Speaker 3: meet her grandson. Maybe you were going to propose.
- 0:28Speaker 2: Right.
- 0:28Speaker 3: Somebody ruined the surprise. Something as little as a birthday
- 0:33Speaker 3: party surprise.
- 0:34Speaker 1: Right?
- 0:35Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 0:35Speaker 3: And somebody ruined the surprise.
- 0:38Speaker 4: Oh, my soul, my mother.
- 0:39Speaker 3: She feels the need to tell me everything.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Oh.
- 0:43Speaker 3: And she ruined my 30th birthday surprise and kept running
- 0:48Speaker 3: stuff by me like I was part of the planning committee.
- 0:51Speaker 5: So we've been planning a surprise party for my mom
- 0:54Speaker 5: since the beginning of the year. It's the month she
- 0:57Speaker 5: retires and it's her birthday month. So it's a quite,
- 1:00Speaker 5: quite a special one. We looped in my dad because
- 1:05Speaker 5: he's close to her and everyone lives outside of the province,
- 1:07Speaker 5: which is KZN. My dad struggled for three weeks with
- 1:11Speaker 5: this secret and he then told my mom.
- 1:14Speaker 3: I just, I can't anymore woman, I can't, they're planning
- 1:16Speaker 3: a party for you.
- 1:18Speaker 1: Here's the trick about surprise parties and surprise events, by
- 1:21Speaker 1: the way. Don't organize it too far ahead of time.
- 1:25Speaker 3: And sometimes the surprise party should be a surprise party
- 1:28Speaker 3: to some other people outside of the birthday person as well.
- 1:30Speaker 1: Exactly.
- 1:30Speaker 3: Because those people will ruin it. And sometimes some people
- 1:33Speaker 3: are just haters.
- 1:35Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:36Speaker 3: So when was your birthday? Last week, right?
- 1:38Speaker 1: Correct. Correct.
- 1:39Speaker 3: So Ryan and I planned this whole thing. Okay, we're
- 1:42Speaker 3: going to do a cake. We want the cake to
- 1:44Speaker 3: be boiled eggs because Frankie's got an intricate, interesting relationship
- 1:49Speaker 3: with boiled eggs.
- 1:51Speaker 1: Which, by the way, everyone in the country enjoyed immensely.
- 1:55Speaker 3: Because Ryan's mom took boiled eggs to a bring-and-bry.
- 1:58Speaker 1: Frankie had a meltdown.
- 2:00Speaker 3: So for his cake, we decided we're going to make
- 2:02Speaker 3: him a cake that looks like boiled eggs. Amazing stuff.
- 2:05Speaker 5: Then.
- 2:07Speaker 3: We are now standing in our room. We're about to
- 2:08Speaker 3: come onto the show at like five to six in
- 2:11Speaker 3: the morning. Cindy comes and she walks past on the
- 2:13Speaker 3: way to do news.
- 2:14Speaker 1: And then she's like, oh, wait.
- 2:15Speaker 3: And then she walks in.
- 2:16Speaker 1: In my mind, I get it. She's coming to say
- 2:17Speaker 1: happy birthday to Frankie. No danger. But she did. So,
- 2:21Speaker 1: I mean, everyone had said happy birthday in the morning
- 2:23Speaker 1: before the show, right?
- 2:24Speaker 3: 15th of September. No danger.
- 2:25Speaker 1: Come say happy birthday. Correct. Hi, Frankie.
- 2:27Speaker 3: Happy birthday. I didn't forget it was your birthday. And
- 2:30Speaker 3: then I saw Ryan carrying the box out of his car.
- 2:35Speaker 3: But I'm like looking at her. And the more she talks,
- 2:38Speaker 3: I tilt my head like to the right. And my
- 2:42Speaker 3: eyes get wider to be like, what the hell do
- 2:45Speaker 3: you mean?
- 2:46Speaker 1: So, obviously, we have a tradition with the team and
- 2:49Speaker 1: with everyone that you get a cake on your birthday.
- 2:51Speaker 2: Yes.
- 2:52Speaker 1: And that cake can be... Because Ryan organizes the stuff,
- 2:54Speaker 1: so you can imagine it can be anything from a
- 2:55Speaker 1: beautiful black forest from the spar through to some kind
- 2:58Speaker 1: of a... The cake is a grappie. The cake is
- 3:01Speaker 1: always a joke. It's always a grappie, right?
- 3:03Speaker 5: But then.
- 3:04Speaker 3: Cindy ruins it and tells Frankie that we've got a
- 3:06Speaker 3: cake waiting for him.
- 3:07Speaker 1: No, okay, so to be fair and in her defense.
- 3:10Speaker 3: Don't be fair.
- 3:11Speaker 1: So she mentions the cake, but then I could see
- 3:13Speaker 1: you looking at her. She sees you looking at her.
- 3:15Speaker 1: She goes, what? He obviously knows he's getting a cake.
- 3:19Speaker 1: He doesn't know which cake. And actually, she didn't ruin
- 3:22Speaker 1: the surprise because I had no clue you guys were
- 3:24Speaker 1: going to do this bizarre boiled egg cake for me.
- 3:30Speaker 1: But here's the thing. The surprise was ruined.
- 3:34Speaker 3: So now we know one family member of Anneli and
- 3:38Speaker 3: the Club to not tell anything, Cindy, because.
- 3:41Speaker 1: She can't keep a secret. There are many family members
- 3:44Speaker 1: on Anele in the club who can't keep secrets. Who
- 3:47Speaker 1: are they?
- 3:48Speaker 3: 011-8838-947.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Send us a voice note.
- 3:52Speaker 2: 084-00-00947.
- 3:52Speaker 3: Are you going to out yourself?
- 3:55Speaker 1: Yeah. The question Anele is asking is who ruined the surprise?
- 3:59Speaker 1: In what surprise was it, right? For you personally. A
- 4:02Speaker 1: colleague of ours? On this show, I have to out myself. Ryan...
- 4:07Speaker 1: says something to us in confidence at the breakfast table.
- 4:10Speaker 1: He says, Matt Flax is getting engaged, right? And he's
- 4:14Speaker 1: been planning this thing.
- 4:15Speaker 3: And then Matt Flax says, please don't tell him, you know.
- 4:20Speaker 1: Yeah. So Matt Flax says, obviously Ryan finds out. And
- 4:22Speaker 1: then Matt Flax says to him, Ryan, please don't tell anyone.
- 4:25Speaker 1: And we literally, we were having breakfast and on my
- 4:27Speaker 1: way out the building in the parking lot, I run
- 4:30Speaker 1: into Matt Flax and I look at him and I say, congratulations.
- 4:34Speaker 1: And he looks at me, Matt Flax looks at me,
- 4:36Speaker 1: because he doesn't know what, obviously Hina thinks it's a secret.
- 4:39Speaker 1: He looks at me and says, for what? I said,
- 4:41Speaker 1: and then I click that we're not supposed to say anything.
- 4:44Speaker 1: And so I just go, for being alive. And then
- 4:50Speaker 1: I walk off. So Matt Flax takes the elevator up.
- 4:54Speaker 3: Goes straight to Ryan.
- 4:55Speaker 1: And he goes.
- 4:56Speaker 3: Thanks for nothing.
- 4:57Speaker 1: In the elevator, he realizes what's just happened, because he
- 5:00Speaker 1: knows Ryan, me, the show, the secret. He goes, thanks
- 5:03Speaker 1: for nothing, Ryan. 011-8838-947-08400-00947. Who ruined the surprise?
- 5:07Speaker 3: Let's go to Mo Barton.
- 5:08Speaker 1: Jade, who ruined the surprise? Hi, guys. Hi. First time
- 5:10Speaker 1: on the radio. Welcome. Surprise.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Who ruined the surprise?
- 5:28Speaker 2: So I had this very close friend and I was
- 5:31Speaker 2: pregnant with my three-year-old. He's three now and I have
- 5:34Speaker 2: a nine-year-old. So I was very stressed as to when
- 5:37Speaker 2: am I going to get baby stuff? How am I
- 5:39Speaker 2: going to get baby stuff? So eight months into my pregnancy,
- 5:42Speaker 2: my friend calls me and she's like, oh my gosh,
- 5:44Speaker 2: you're pregnant and you're having a baby shower.
- 5:47Speaker 1: That friend's a hater.
- 5:52Speaker 2: Yeah, so nonetheless, on the 5th of August 2023, I
- 5:55Speaker 2: had to act all surprised that I'm having a baby shower.
- 5:59Speaker 3: Oh my word. So hang on, this person who said that,
- 6:01Speaker 3: was she at the baby shower?
- 6:03Speaker 2: She was.
- 6:04Speaker 3: So she's watching you act like.
- 6:07Speaker 2: Yes, she's watching me acting all surprised. In the meantime,
- 6:10Speaker 2: I knew I had a baby shower coming.
- 6:12Speaker 3: Where's the friend right now?
- 6:15Speaker 2: She works at Discovery. She's at work.
- 6:17Speaker 1: Oh, she's at work. Discovery.
- 6:20Speaker 3: Ruining other people's surprises at Discovery.
- 6:22Speaker 5: Of course.
- 6:24Speaker 3: Jade, thank you so much for your call. We're going
- 6:26Speaker 3: to Ralph quickly in Edenville.
- 6:28Speaker 1: Good morning, Ralph.
- 6:29Speaker 4: Good morning.
- 6:30Speaker 1: How are you?
- 6:30Speaker 3: We're good, Ralph.
- 6:31Speaker 5: How are you?
- 6:32Speaker 4: I'm awesome. Thank you.
- 6:33Speaker 3: It was your father-in-law, hey?
- 6:36Speaker 4: It was my father-in-law. You know. I was actually planning
- 6:40Speaker 4: an engagement. He knew, everyone knew because I asked for
- 6:43Speaker 4: her hand in marriage, obviously. And then on, I think
- 6:48Speaker 4: we got engaged in July. But before that, during the
- 6:52Speaker 4: planning phase, she wanted all her close people, her friends,
- 6:56Speaker 4: her family. So I couldn't text each and every one
- 6:58Speaker 4: of them individually. So I texted her best friend and
- 7:00Speaker 4: I said, look, you can reach out to these people.
- 7:03Speaker 1: You know them.
- 7:04Speaker 4: And I'll just focus on planning everything else. think two
- 7:08Speaker 4: weeks or three weeks before the engagement her dad calls
- 7:11Speaker 4: her and says oh look your sister had from your
- 7:13Speaker 4: best friend that you're getting engaged on this day and
- 7:16Speaker 4: this is how it's going to happen and just ruin
- 7:18Speaker 4: the entire thing.
- 7:20Speaker 3: No i mean now you know now you know because
- 7:22Speaker 3: now he's now your dad now you know that there's
- 7:24Speaker 3: just certain things that you can't tell him.
- 7:25Speaker 4: At all yeah no 100 100 and if i'm planning
- 7:29Speaker 4: a surprise now i just keep it to myself absolutely.
- 7:31Speaker 1: Yeah I'd be so cross. You sound so calm about this.
- 7:36Speaker 1: This is the biggest surprise ever that's been ruined. What
- 7:38Speaker 1: surprise are you planning that could ever be bigger than this?
- 7:40Speaker 3: Are you going to be angry at your father-in-law?
- 7:42Speaker 1: I mean, you've got to do what you've got to do.
- 7:45Speaker 3: What are you going to do?
- 7:46Speaker 1: Are you going to deck him? Are you going to
- 7:48Speaker 1: tackle him? I'd get my own back if I was you, Ralph.
- 7:53Speaker 4: I'm actually very calm about it. I actually laughed, you know,
- 7:56Speaker 4: more than anything. I just took it lightly and I
- 7:58Speaker 4: laughed it off and I said, you know what, we'll
- 7:59Speaker 4: plan something else.
- 8:01Speaker 1: That man, if that was my father-in-law, that man would
- 8:04Speaker 1: never get a medium rare steak ever in his life again.
- 8:07Speaker 1: Everything would be super well done. Exactly. Oh, sorry, father-in-law.
- 8:11Speaker 1: Here's your steak. Goonk, goonk on the plate.
- 8:13Speaker 3: Because when he's too busy chewing, he can't ruin any
- 8:16Speaker 3: more surprises now, can he?