Latest / The D.L. Hughley Show / DLHS Hour 3 | Oregon Man Stops Shooter at Child’s School
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- 0:00Speaker 1: It is the D.R. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If
- 0:02Speaker 1: you're going to be in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, I'm going to
- 0:06Speaker 1: be there this Friday and Saturday at the Milwaukee Improv.
- 0:09Speaker 1: I will say this. So Milwaukee beat my Dodgers to
- 0:12Speaker 1: go on to swept. Yeah, they got the broom out
- 0:19Speaker 1: on them. Boy, they sure did, man. They fishing for sure.
- 0:22Speaker 1: But they would be anyway. I think that's a little
- 0:28Speaker 1: long in the tooth. It'll be all right. The repeating. Oh, man,
- 0:31Speaker 1: come on. Nobody did that. Yeah, they would have been
- 0:34Speaker 1: the first. So, you know, I think that you can
- 0:39Speaker 1: tell by the way that people are reacting. I think
- 0:43Speaker 1: that because now what we're doing is we're getting the
- 0:45Speaker 1: actual data in. We're getting early voting totals. We're getting
- 0:50Speaker 1: polls that are close and some exit polls. I would imagine. Well,
- 0:53Speaker 1: I guess maybe not exit polls, but we know for
- 0:56Speaker 1: sure that what has happened is that in a lot
- 1:00Speaker 1: of states where there's early voting, their numbers are up, right? Yes.
- 1:04Speaker 2: They've already in Texas seen record number for first day
- 1:08Speaker 2: voting for early turnout.
- 1:10Speaker 1: Record number. Let me just say this. Nobody is getting
- 1:14Speaker 1: it's a midterms. And there is already, you know, just
- 1:20Speaker 1: inherently when somebody is, you know, an incumbent president in
- 1:24Speaker 1: the midterms and particularly in the second term that generally
- 1:27Speaker 1: people have had enough of. Yeah. And so there's that.
- 1:31Speaker 1: But I just judging by what you're seeing in the,
- 1:35Speaker 1: you know, the difference in excitement between one group and another.
- 1:38Speaker 1: I just I think and judging by the of the
- 1:41Speaker 1: way that people are acting, I just think it's I
- 1:44Speaker 1: think he knows how bad it is.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Like having eyes go to the polls. What does it
- 1:50Speaker 1: say that you would rather check on somebody's national citizenship?
- 1:54Speaker 1: Like more agents have investigated Ilyan Oman than the pedophiles
- 1:59Speaker 1: that are on the list. Thank you. That's the same.
- 2:02Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 2:02Speaker 1: That tells you something. And you know what? What is
- 2:05Speaker 1: it voting? Well, and nobody's really talking about this a lot.
- 2:07Speaker 1: You know that no one issue for American people is
- 2:11Speaker 1: besides the economy. Not even the economy is not the
- 2:14Speaker 1: it's not the economy. It is corruption. Yeah. Oh, man.
- 2:18Speaker 1: That's the number one issue 90% of Americans are concerned about. Now,
- 2:21Speaker 1: even if you say the polls are wrong, they might
- 2:23Speaker 1: be 85% wrong, but they ain't. They're not. The big nine.
- 2:28Speaker 1: It might be 87, but it is definitely a problem.
- 2:34Speaker 1: It is definitely a problem. And just like everything they're
- 2:37Speaker 1: doing is all gimmicky, like the dude Tommy that tried
- 2:40Speaker 1: to That tried to embarrass El Sayed. A paid op.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Is a paid op. And they need their money back.
- 2:49Speaker 1: He got it handed to him. They definitely need their
- 2:53Speaker 1: money back because he got his ass whipped. Oh, my God.
- 2:56Speaker 1: Made him look like the idiot that he is. Yes,
- 2:58Speaker 1: he did. Sometimes people get very upset with the things
- 3:01Speaker 1: I say, so we've given them an opportunity to vent
- 3:03Speaker 1: with our segment called F.U.D.L. Hughley. So I want you
- 3:06Speaker 1: to please welcome our F.U.D.L. Hughley correspondent, little Niecy James.
- 3:10Speaker 3: This is Niecy James, your F.U.D.L. Hughley correspondent.
- 3:14Speaker 1: Our first F.U.D.L. Hughley comment is from Facebook.
- 3:17Speaker 3: Peter 65 says, DL, I bought the audiobook version of
- 3:21Speaker 3: your new book. I enjoyed listening to it, but.
- 3:23Speaker 1: There's one problem. Your voice.
- 3:26Speaker 3: Usually when I get an audiobook, I listen to a
- 3:29Speaker 3: smooth voice read. A voice like James Earl Jones or
- 3:32Speaker 3: the guy from Allstate. But instead, I had to listen to.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Your gravelly voice.
- 3:36Speaker 1: How much do you smoke?
- 3:38Speaker 3: Or do you gargle with razor blades? Next time, get
- 3:41Speaker 3: someone with a nice voice to read your audiobook. I'd
- 3:43Speaker 3: rather listen to someone rake their nails across a chalkboard
- 3:46Speaker 3: than listen to your horrendous voice. F * * * you, D.A.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Heasley.
- 3:50Speaker 3: Our next FUD Hughley comment comes from the Dia Hughley
- 3:52Speaker 3: Show Act. RainbowRoom69 says, Dia, are you the gay police?
- 3:56Speaker 3: You're always talking about who you think is gay. The
- 3:59Speaker 3: other day, you said Lindsey Graham was gay. You said
- 4:02Speaker 3: the now dead actor from the old TV show Lost
- 4:05Speaker 3: in Space was gay. When you were talking to Shantae Moore,
- 4:08Speaker 3: you teased that her.
- 4:09Speaker 1: Ex was gay.
- 4:10Speaker 3: And you're never short of church choir directors and Atlantic-gate jokes. Yeah,
- 4:15Speaker 3: I think thou protesteth too much. Is it possible you're
- 4:18Speaker 3: repressing your own same-sex feelings? Maybe it's you who needs
- 4:22Speaker 3: to come out of the closet. Are you in with
- 4:23Speaker 3: the comedy get-down or the comedy down-low? Now I understand
- 4:27Speaker 3: why I always see you sucking on a big, fat, long.
- 4:30Speaker 1: Brown cigar. F * * * you, D.
- 4:33Speaker 2: Higley.
- 4:34Speaker 3: Wait, you'd probably like that.
- 4:35Speaker 1: Today's last F.E.D.
- 4:36Speaker 3: Higley comic comes from Instagram. I'm shook 95 says, DL,
- 4:41Speaker 3: I heard you talking about this manager that called the
- 4:43Speaker 3: police on a black woman who was trying to use
- 4:45Speaker 3: a coupon. You went in on that white man for being.
- 4:47Speaker 4: Scared and overreacting.
- 4:49Speaker 3: Now, DL, while I do agree he didn't need to
- 4:51Speaker 3: call the cops, let's not act like an upset black
- 4:54Speaker 3: woman isn't something to be afraid of. Every time my
- 4:56Speaker 3: wife puts her hands on her hips and starts swinging
- 4:58Speaker 3: her neck and yells at me, I'm terrified. Don't act
- 5:01Speaker 3: like when your black wife starts in on you that
- 5:03Speaker 3: you aren't scared to death and think about dialing 911. Well,
- 5:07Speaker 3: that's it for this week. This has been Meezy James,
- 5:11Speaker 3: your FUG Hulu correspondent.
- 5:13Speaker 1: And until next week, bye. So somebody out here is
- 5:17Speaker 1: being human, a human being of the week. I wonder, yeah, yeah,
- 5:20Speaker 1: because it's that part of the show, you know. My bad.
- 5:23Speaker 1: We've been doing it for.
- 5:25Speaker 2: But there's still going to be a human being of
- 5:26Speaker 2: the week. That's the great thing, no matter what. And
- 5:28Speaker 2: this week, it happens to be Caleb Giamonco.
- 5:32Speaker 1: Caleb Giamonco. Yes, yes, yes.
- 5:34Speaker 2: For stopping an active shooter at his children's school in Oregon.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Yep.
- 5:38Speaker 2: He was driving by the school. He heard the gunshots
- 5:41Speaker 2: and rushed to intervene, pulled his vehicle onto the grass.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Baby grabbed his legally owned firearm and followed the gunman.
- 5:48Speaker 1: He didn't just sit back.
- 5:49Speaker 2: He followed the gunman toward the building and crawled through
- 5:52Speaker 2: a window.
- 5:53Speaker 1: That had been shot out and let him have it. Yep,
- 5:56Speaker 1: a 16-year-old kid. Yep. Wow. Confronted the gunman and everything.
- 6:00Speaker 1: All to the attack. There you go. You mean the
- 6:02Speaker 1: gun team. The gun team. Wow. He won't make it
- 6:05Speaker 1: to 17. Yep, there it is. Grand opening, grand closing.
- 6:11Speaker 1: And he knew what he was doing. He had already
- 6:12Speaker 1: killed two people, three people, right? It's a shame. It
- 6:14Speaker 1: is a shame. And you know what? Nobody in the
- 6:17Speaker 1: administration says anything about it. Yeah. That's how it goes, though.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Nobody says anything. So, Caleb, what's his name? Giamonco. Caleb Giamonco.
- 6:28Speaker 1: It sounds like a pizza you could order, though. Caleb Giamonco.
- 6:31Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. He took his gum lessons
- 6:34Speaker 1: very seriously.
- 6:35Speaker 2: Oh, dear.
- 6:35Speaker 1: He went playing around. All right. So, he is our
- 6:37Speaker 1: human being of the week, and we give him a clap.
- 6:39Speaker 1: There it is right there. He sure put the claps
- 6:42Speaker 1: on that 16-year-old. That's it. Now it's time for what
- 6:45Speaker 1: you need to know with the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
- 6:47Speaker 4: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. President
- 6:50Speaker 4: Trump campaigned in Park City, Kansas Monday night targeting Democratic
- 6:53Speaker 4: Senate candidate Adam Hamilton, a Methodist pastor, by asserting that
- 6:58Speaker 4: Hamilton openly mocks Jesus. This was during a rally supporting
- 7:02Speaker 4: his incumbent Republican Senator Roger Marshall. Voters across Texas cast
- 7:07Speaker 4: ballots in high numbers on the first day of early
- 7:09Speaker 4: voting Monday. Large counties reporting record or near-record turnout for
- 7:13Speaker 4: a midterm election. In Dallas County, for example, more than
- 7:16Speaker 4: 76,000 people voted. That's nearly 20,000 higher than the first
- 7:21Speaker 4: day of early voting in the 2024 presidential election. And
- 7:24Speaker 4: down in Houston, Harris County reported a record of at
- 7:27Speaker 4: least 104,000 ballots cast by 6 p.m.
- 7:31Speaker 2: Monday.
- 7:32Speaker 4: Newly unsealed legal documents revealed convicted drug smuggler Joseph Ippolito
- 7:37Speaker 4: and his brother provided federal authorities with information regarding the
- 7:41Speaker 4: alleged murder weapon and bloody clothing in the 1994 killings
- 7:45Speaker 4: of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. I'm Sybil Wilkes.
- 7:49Speaker 1: Be informed. Be empowered. Thank you so very much, Sybil.
- 7:53Speaker 1: Jazz man. More of the DL Hughley Show is coming
- 7:56Speaker 1: up directly. It's the DL Hughley Show.