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• 0:03
  SPEAKER_00: Silas, sit down.
• 0:04
  SPEAKER_05: Hello, guys.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_05: Hello, good friend.
• 0:07
  SPEAKER_00: Don't start talking yet.
• 0:13
  SPEAKER_00: Hello, everyone.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's way too loud.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_00: Hello, everyone.
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_00: We've got the entire fifth grade podcasting class.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_00: How are you?
• 0:26
  SPEAKER_00: For some reason, we gave Luca control of one mic.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_05: Including Gunner behind the camera.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: We have Gunner behind the camera who doesn't know how to keep it an angle still, which is No, do not do that.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 0:36
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_00: Hello, guys.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: So we've got a great show today.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_00: We're starting our new segment, Hot Seat Cool Throne.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_00: We kind of got started with that before the intro.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_00: What's going on at Weiser Park?
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: We got six weeks.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: Well, really, by the time you're listening, it's five weeks left.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_00: Caden, what's going on at the WP today?
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: Or this week?
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_05: Well, this week is Riley Week.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_05: We have we have Smencels, and you pay one dollar to wear your pajamas on Friday.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_00: No free ads.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_00: But yes, um, that is true.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_00: It is we are having Riley Week.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_00: Um, by the time we're you're listening to this, um, if you haven't bought your svencils yet, that's too bad because it's over.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_00: Um so uh unless you have a time traveling capabilities, uh we'll find out if we're a miracle school.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_00: Gotta get the money.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_00: Um who else has something going on at the WP this week?
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_00: Anybody?
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_05: Oh.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_05: This is the times where kids just start the what?
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: We are your schools.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_05: Is wearing I have a question.
• 1:45
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, Brooklyn, everybody quiet.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: Brooklyn has a question.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_05: Is wearing pajamas against school um dress code pajamas?
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, but like everyone's in a while.
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_00: Everyone's talking at the same time.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: I'll say spirit.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: Everyone's talking at the same time.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_05: It's only like two people that's talking at the same time.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: It was me and okay, so uh I mean, yeah, but everything.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, I have a question.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: What um you guys are in the twilight of your wiser park career.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 2:17
  SPEAKER_00: What are you we've got fifth grade celebration coming up?
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: We got May celebration.
• 2:22
  SPEAKER_05: Deerfield, Michigan.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Deerfield, Michigan trip coming up.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: What?
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_00: Deerfield.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_00: Greenfield Deerfield.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_00: Bro, someone take Caden's mic.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: He's he lost it.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, stop, stop, stop.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_00: I got it, I got it.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: They're expensive.
• 2:35
  SPEAKER_00: They're expensive.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: We budget ain't in what it used to be.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: Um uh give the mic to Olivia.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_00: I want to ask her a question.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_00: Hi, Olivia.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_00: Hi.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_00: How are how are the vibes today?
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_06: Kind of good.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_00: Kind of good.
• 2:50
  SPEAKER_00: Olivia, what are you looking forward to most as we kind of wrap up the school year?
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_06: To talk a little bit more and stuff and not get yelled at.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_06: By who?
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: By who?
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_00: Who is yelling at?
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_05: You yell at us every year.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_05: I yell at everybody, including justice.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_05: Possibly.
• 3:17
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, very good.
• 3:19
  SPEAKER_00: Uh, give the mic to Silas, because Silas always has a good take for everybody.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: Silas, how uh how's it going?
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_04: I'm tired.
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_00: Silas, how uh are you ready for elementary school to be over and on to middle school?
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_05: I think so.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_00: Silas, what is the one thing that you've loved so far about fifth grade?
• 3:40
  SPEAKER_05: Having fun.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
• 3:43
  SPEAKER_00: What an astute observation.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_00: Just terrific.
• 3:46
  SPEAKER_00: Uh give the mic to Andrew.
• 3:48
  SPEAKER_00: Inspirational.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_00: Well, no, you got oh my god.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: Andrew, uh Andrew, you what um uh as we get ready for fifth grade celebration and those types of things.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_00: What do you think the quality podcast should do for fifth grade celebration?
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I think we should um interview people maybe and like ask them about it and have a party.
• 4:15
  SPEAKER_01: Just, you know.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_00: Would you like to hear my idea?
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, sure.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm not gonna tell you because it's a secret.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_00: Um, give the mic to Chase.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_00: He has something to say for some reason.
• 4:27
  SPEAKER_04: Yo, chill.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_00: Well, Bennett's all tangled up because he go ahead.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_00: My idea is for everyone to hit the sea lion.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_00: No my god, stop.
• 4:37
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 4:38
  SPEAKER_00: Mics go off.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_00: Is this a dance?
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_00: You did you it's a TikTok dance.
• 4:44
  SPEAKER_00: Of course it is.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_00: Of course.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_06: You act like a sea lion.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_00: Airbite when you hit the sea lion.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_00: No, you know, dances used to be fun, and now you're just mimicking animals.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_05: All right.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_00: On this episode of the Quality Podcast, we are going to do hot seat cool throne for our fifth graders.
• 5:08
  SPEAKER_00: That'll be our next segment.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and we've also got some fourth grade updates, some third grade updates, and we hope you enjoy the show.
• 5:15
  SPEAKER_00: Remember to like and subscribe.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, yeah.
• 5:19
  unknown: Oh, yeah.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_00: Follow us on all of our social channels.
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_00: And don't forget to check out FWCS's YouTube channel.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_00: The Quality Podcast was featured on a most recent FWCS YouTube short.
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, Bennett was a featured discussion.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but he still was about to go.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_00: How did you think about that interviewing uh Dr.
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_00: Daniel?
• 5:40
  SPEAKER_01: Um, at first.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's fantastic.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_00: Um thank you so very much, Bennett.
• 5:45
  SPEAKER_00: All right, we will see you on.
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_00: All right, hello everyone.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_00: It's a brand new episode of the Quality Podcast.
• 5:53
  SPEAKER_00: We are starting a segment.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_00: We want to give a huge shout out to our friends at Pardon My Take Podcast with Big Cat and PFT.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_00: Um, we are doing our own version of their legendary segment, Hot Sea Cool Throne.
• 6:07
  SPEAKER_00: Um, and Hot Sea Cool Throne for us is sponsored by Bravas on Fairfield Avenue.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_00: Bravas, come and try their new peanut butter burger, come and try the original Snoop Dogg, all those great items.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_00: The weather's getting nicer.
• 6:21
  SPEAKER_00: Bravas is opening their patio this weekend, so check them out on Fairfield Avenue this weekend.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_00: Bravas, we got mouths to feed.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_00: All right, gentlemen, we've got the great Nolan, Dustin, and Gunner here uh for our segment.
• 6:35
  SPEAKER_00: How are we feeling today, boys?
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_00: Good.
• 6:37
  SPEAKER_05: You're pretty good.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_00: All right, I'm gonna start today um and get us rolling here.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_00: Um and remember, so we talked about what hot seat Cool Throne is, the whole premise of it.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna start with our hot seats.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, here we go.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_00: Are you ready?
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_00: My hot seat, boys, is kids having nicer stuff than me.
• 6:56
  SPEAKER_00: How is this happening?
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_00: I pulled out, I got a new phone.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
• 7:02
  SPEAKER_00: I got an iPhone 17.
• 7:03
  SPEAKER_00: I was very proud of it, you know.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_00: And um, one kid goes, I got a 17 Pro Max.
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_00: I said, How?
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_00: How do you have nicer things than me?
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_00: How are these kids getting nicer things than us teachers?
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_00: Why why is this happening?
• 7:16
  SPEAKER_04: I I really don't understand.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_02: I really don't know either, mostly.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_02: Their parents are rich.
• 7:21
  SPEAKER_00: But they're not, though.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_00: That's they're the same kids that get the Pro Max are the same ones who have the car with something falling off the top and rolling in in car line.
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_00: I don't understand it.
• 7:31
  SPEAKER_00: Where where are you getting these Pro Max's?
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_05: My grandma, no, my grandma is so rich.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you, Gunnar.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_00: That was profound.
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_00: All right, Nolan, go with your hot seat, please.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, one of my hot seats is types of laptops because there's so many different brands and prices that are outrageous, and they all do the the exact same thing.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_00: I mean you're saying like like Lenovo or like whatever.
• 7:59
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_00: Thoughts, boys?
• 8:01
  SPEAKER_04: They all just like run Google.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_02: Uh yeah, I mostly agree with Nolan.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_00: There's too many laptop types.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_04: Why would I want to buy a thousand dollar laptop that does exactly the same thing as like you just say$1,000?
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_04: Uh yeah.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_00: Hot seat, hot seat Nolan for thinking some laptops are a thousand bucks.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_00: They could be.
• 8:24
  SPEAKER_00: Apple is probably that way.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, Dusty, what's your hot seat?
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_02: Um, my hot seat is McDonald's burger.
• 8:30
  SPEAKER_02: They just make it too flat.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_02: They make it too flat.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_02: Like, it's like it's a bigger one.
• 8:35
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that's so true.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I it doesn't like it.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_02: Like, have you ever had a quarter pounder?
• 8:40
  SPEAKER_04: No, like the original cheeseburger.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_04: Like it's so flat.
• 8:44
  SPEAKER_04: The advertisements make it like so puffy and perfect, but when you get it, it's like it looks like they dropped it on the ground.
• 8:50
  SPEAKER_04: Like five pounds.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_05: It disappoints me.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_00: It disappoints you?
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_02: It really disappoints me too.
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_00: What did you think you ordered a dollar cheeseburger?
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_00: What did you think it was gonna be?
• 9:00
  SPEAKER_02: That's true, though.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_05: I thought it was gonna be juicy, yummy, uh that delicious.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_04: No, it's a good bun, too.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_04: Not the buns from Walmart that fell on the ground 19 times.
• 9:13
  SPEAKER_00: I liked it.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, Gunner, what's your hot seat?
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_04: The lunchroom.
• 9:16
  SPEAKER_04: It's too small.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_00: Our lunch is too small.
• 9:20
  SPEAKER_00: Our lunchroom?
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_00: Excuse me.
• 9:22
  SPEAKER_00: Our lunchroom is too small.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_04: Our lunchroom's like the size of the gym.
• 9:25
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
• 9:26
  SPEAKER_00: That is a Okay, okay, expand.
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_00: Expand on what you.
• 9:31
  SPEAKER_05: I'm always squished.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_00: That's because hold on.
• 9:36
  SPEAKER_02: That's because there's too much kids in the seats.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_00: No, wait, wait, hold on.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_00: This might be a gunner problem, not necessarily a lunchroom problem.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_00: But do we have two kids too many kids in the school?
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_04: No, it's because it's because when people sit at the table, they either sit on one side of the table or the other, and they never sit in the middle.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_04: So everyone's just squished to spend.
• 9:57
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, but Gunnar's complaining.
• 9:59
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, now hold okay, hold on.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm in the lunchroom every day, Gunner.
• 10:03
  SPEAKER_00: You you kind of take up like three spaces.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm No, I don't!
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_05: Oh gosh!
• 10:08
  SPEAKER_00: Gunnar takes his cold food and his hot food, and then he kind of like spreads it out on the table.
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, wait, that is kind of chew.
• 10:14
  SPEAKER_05: Oh, okay.
• 10:15
  SPEAKER_00: So hold on, all right.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_05: Maybe there's a reason.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_00: We can address that later.
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, let's move on to cool thrones here, boys.
• 10:20
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 10:21
  SPEAKER_00: My cool throne is me.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, gosh.
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_02: Really?
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'm on the cool throne.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_02: Gunner, can you eat?
• 10:31
  SPEAKER_00: I'm on the cool throne.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_00: Because I'm I'm just I'm in a good mood.
• 10:34
  SPEAKER_00: I'm feeling good.
• 10:35
  SPEAKER_04: Good for you.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_05: The door is that way.
• 10:37
  SPEAKER_04: Good for you, but that's a little bit cringe.
• 10:40
  SPEAKER_05: The door is that way.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_00: It can be cringe.
• 10:42
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm gonna say.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_00: It's it's gonna be cringe.
• 10:44
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: Uh let's go back to Gunner.
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_00: We'll kind of go a different direction.
• 10:47
  SPEAKER_00: Gunner, what is your cool throne?
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_05: Mine is the stand.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_05: Um the standard is so good.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_00: Like, like the stand, like ice cream place?
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_05: They're they're hot dogs, the ice cream.
• 10:59
  SPEAKER_00: It's nothing compared to Zesto's.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_00: It's nothing.
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_04: No, that's not true.
• 11:02
  SPEAKER_04: The stand is way better.
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_04: But you can like ride your bike to the stand and like find your.
• 11:07
  SPEAKER_00: I can ride my bike to Zesto's if I had wanted to ride a bike, but I have a driver's license.
• 11:10
  SPEAKER_00: But the point is that you're out of your mind.
• 11:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but at least you get hot dogs.
• 11:15
  SPEAKER_00: The stand is like 20, it's like a 20-minute wait to walk, to walk up, because it's so long.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_00: The lines are always long.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_00: Dusty, give me your cool tone.
• 11:25
  SPEAKER_02: Uh the new movie that came out, the Mario Galaxy movie.
• 11:29
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that was a good one.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_02: I haven't seen that.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_05: It was so good.
• 11:32
  SPEAKER_05: I loved it.
• 11:33
  SPEAKER_05: Don't spoil it.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_05: Don't spoil it.
• 11:36
  SPEAKER_05: It was so good.
• 11:37
  SPEAKER_00: I've heard people don't like it though.
• 11:40
  SPEAKER_00: I've heard people say that it's just a bunch of like cameos and characters.
• 11:43
  SPEAKER_04: No, it was like ten times better than the last one because the last one got boring after watching it like twice.
• 11:49
  SPEAKER_04: Like, but this one, I feel like I can watch it a million times.
• 11:52
  SPEAKER_04: It's so good.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_02: Like, that's true.
• 11:55
  SPEAKER_02: Like, I cannot disagree with that.
• 11:57
  SPEAKER_00: I don't really do we really need another Mario movie.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_04: No.
• 12:03
  SPEAKER_04: No, there is a cliffhanger at the end in the credit scene.
• 12:06
  SPEAKER_04: Daisy.
• 12:07
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, Daisy.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well, spoiler alert, for those of you who haven't seen it, Nolan just dropping the.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you're welcome, everyone.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, Nolan, you're cool throne.
• 12:14
  SPEAKER_04: Don't sue me.
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_04: Um Chick-fil-A.
• 12:18
  SPEAKER_00: Cool Throne is Chick-fil-A, okay.
• 12:19
  SPEAKER_00: Expand.
• 12:20
  SPEAKER_00: Why are they back on the Cool Throne?
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_04: Um, their number one meal.
• 12:24
  SPEAKER_00: Just the regular chicken sandwich.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_04: You gotta get the Chick-fil-a sauce too.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_04: I almost put Chick-fil-A sauce something on the burger, and then just you're here's Plus, it'll fill you up so you can just save the fries for later.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_04: With a Dr.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_04: Pepper as well.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_04: Sorry for interrupting you.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_00: I almost put Chick-fil-A on the hot seat because you know what they did.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, excuse you.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_00: You know what they did to my order the other day?
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_00: I had a very simple order.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_00: I heard a chicken sandwich, ordered a large fry, and I ordered a Coke Zero.
• 12:53
  SPEAKER_00: Doesn't seem very difficult, does it?
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know what I received?
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_04: What?
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_00: A spicy chicken, a grilled nugget, and a diet coke.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_00: What how is this difficult?
• 13:03
  SPEAKER_00: Those aren't even the same things.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_04: It's because like a high schooler is working on it.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_04: Probably.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_04: Nolan, how did they fail that bad?
• 13:09
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_00: That was our first hot seat cool throne.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_00: Stay tuned for more fifth grade students.
• 13:15
  SPEAKER_00: Stay quality.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_02: Yep, stay quality.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, we've got brand new kids here.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna continue with our hot seat cool throne segment brought to you by Braves on Fairfield.
• 13:27
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• 13:29
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, we've got Brooklyn.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_00: How are you today, Brooklyn?
• 13:32
  SPEAKER_00: Caden and Sam.
• 13:36
  unknown: Good.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_00: How are you today?
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_00: Good.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 13:40
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, we're gonna start with hot seats.
• 13:42
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna start first.
• 13:43
  SPEAKER_00: I've got mine to start first, kind of get us in the mo uh ready to go.
• 13:47
  SPEAKER_00: My hot seats is iLearn.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_00: iLearn is back.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_00: Indeed.
• 13:52
  SPEAKER_00: It is back.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_00: We have to do it.
• 13:55
  SPEAKER_00: Not even for a grade either.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_00: It's not fun.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_00: Why do we do it if it's not a good one?
• 14:00
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it is the law.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_00: So we do have to do it because of the law.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_05: But why does it have to be?
• 14:05
  SPEAKER_00: Because it is.
• 14:06
  SPEAKER_00: There's nothing we can do about it.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_05: If it's not going in the grade book, why does it matter?
• 14:11
  SPEAKER_00: Well, because what the there's a lot of reasons, but my hot iLearn is my hot seat.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_00: And I think we all can agree that it needs to be.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, we'll go to let's go in the middle first.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_00: Caden, what is your hot seat today?
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_05: My hot seat.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_05: It is Lexia Core 5.
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_05: We're going.
• 14:29
  SPEAKER_00: Why?
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_05: I I'm I know lady that talks is very uh uh uh uh uh annoying.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_05: She says, uh please something, and she she just talks and talks and talks and talks.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_00: So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_00: So so you're uh you're not saying that Lexia itself is on the hot seat.
• 14:51
  SPEAKER_05: It's just a lady that talks.
• 14:53
  SPEAKER_00: She just the AI is on the hot seat.
• 14:56
  SPEAKER_05: She just talks and talks without stopping.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_00: Now I'm kidding, can I push back on this a little bit?
• 15:02
  SPEAKER_00: You do understand that that AI's program's whole thing is to to talk, right?
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_05: Like, yeah, but but like it's rage, like it gets to a point where it's just rage, baby.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_03: Why can't we just stop talking?
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_03: She's just like, please try again.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_00: You know what could remedy that if if you answer the questions correctly.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_05: But I do no one's perfect.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_05: Exactly, but like once I mean I'm perfect.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_05: Once you answer it, she just talks.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_05: Oh my god.
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_00: Sam, let's go to your hot seat.
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_03: Um, for me, it's McDonald's because when I go there, there's a lot of people.
• 15:41
  SPEAKER_00: Second McDonald's hot seat.
• 15:42
  SPEAKER_03: My ice cream machine is always broken.
• 15:45
  SPEAKER_03: And I can't get any ice cream.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_00: See now, but here's what I'm gonna say.
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, uh that is a very common hot seat.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_00: Everyone puts McDonald's for that.
• 15:54
  SPEAKER_00: But if you're going to McDonald's for ice cream, I'm I'm already kind of just like a like that's McDonald's isn't like an ice cream place.
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_00: I would say McDonald's if you're if you're like, oh, I love McDonald's ice cream, I'm red flagging that right away.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_00: That that's a little interesting, but I agree.
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_00: It's gotta get fixed.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_00: Brooklyn, hot seat.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_05: Um, FWCS uh spinach artichoke dip.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_00: Like, when do we have spinach artichoke dip?
• 16:24
  SPEAKER_05: We never had that.
• 16:25
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, we did.
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_05: We didn't spinach dip.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_00: Wait FWCS lunch is giving spinach artichoke dip.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_00: When?
• 16:37
  SPEAKER_05: It's just spinach dip?
• 16:39
  SPEAKER_05: It's like spinach dip.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_05: It's just spinach dip.
• 16:42
  SPEAKER_05: Spinach dip sounds awful.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, it sucks.
• 16:45
  SPEAKER_00: Wait a minute.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_00: So, okay, go on, Barklin.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_05: Um, like we're gonna eat it.
• 16:51
  unknown: What?
• 16:51
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I would eat spinach artichoke dip, but like just spinach dip?
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 16:56
  unknown: No.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_00: Does it would they give you those like chips too with it?
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, they gave us the tortilla chips.
• 17:03
  SPEAKER_00: Is it are they the tostitos in the bag?
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 17:05
  SPEAKER_00: Those are not good.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, Sam, we'll go back to you for our next one.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_05: So you're you're saying that those tortilla chips aren't good?
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_00: No, they're not good.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_05: Those are one of the best sides, bro.
• 17:17
  SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_05: Those are one, the only reason why I have to do that.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_05: Have you ever had a dip is because of chips.
• 17:24
  SPEAKER_00: Have you ever had a regular tortilla chip?
• 17:27
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_00: And have you had our tortilla chips?
• 17:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_00: And you would pick the ones that we have.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_00: You are out of your mind.
• 17:33
  SPEAKER_05: They they have more salt to it.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_05: They have more flavor.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_05: Flavor.
• 17:38
  SPEAKER_05: Tor Torre is regular.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_00: So you've been to a Mexican restaurant and went, oh, these chips, these are good, but they're no FWTS bag tortilla chips.
• 17:48
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, yeah.
• 17:49
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 17:50
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 17:51
  SPEAKER_05: Indeed.
• 17:52
  SPEAKER_00: For all quality listeners out there, I want to apologize for Caden Moore's.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_00: No, because that take deserves the trombone of doom.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_05: That take is awful.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_05: No.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_00: In the chat.
• 18:05
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna put it in the chat.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_00: We're gonna put a we're gonna put a know what, Caden, we're gonna put a poll on this episode.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_00: Uh Fort Wayne Community Schools tortilla chips or any other tortilla chip.
• 18:16
  SPEAKER_00: Fort Wayne Community Schools.
• 18:18
  SPEAKER_05: F-O-R-T-C-O-L.
• 18:21
  SPEAKER_05: Just stop before you spell it wrong.
• 18:23
  SPEAKER_05: N-I-T-Y.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_00: He forgot the M's, but that's what's the button.
• 18:27
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, Sam, what's your cool throne?
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_03: Um, well, I have many, but the first one I have is raisin canes.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_00: Cool throne, raisin canes.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_00: I like it.
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'm in for it.
• 18:37
  SPEAKER_00: Why is it on the cool throne?
• 18:39
  SPEAKER_03: Um, because it's just mostly everything is good, but the bread.
• 18:45
  SPEAKER_00: Here's Mr.
• 18:46
  SPEAKER_00: Martone's pro tip.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, you ready?
• 18:48
  SPEAKER_00: Take a piece of bread.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_00: Put the chicken down.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_00: Before you put the fries, put the layer of sauce over the chicken.
• 18:58
  SPEAKER_00: Put the fries on the second bread.
• 19:01
  SPEAKER_00: The greatest sandwich of all time.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_00: Of all time.
• 19:04
  SPEAKER_05: I want to add the fries in it.
• 19:06
  SPEAKER_03: Fries are good on burgers and stuff.
• 19:08
  SPEAKER_03: They're good.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_05: Exactly.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_05: I mean, I okay, you could leave the fries on.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_05: Their fries are like.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_00: Do you know Miss Emily, our steam teacher?
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_00: Her daughter gets the like big extra large cup of sauce.
• 19:21
  SPEAKER_05: For what?
• 19:22
  SPEAKER_05: The sauce is for a big sauce.
• 19:25
  SPEAKER_00: She just keeps it and then uses it for everything else.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_05: The sauce is.
• 19:27
  SPEAKER_05: That's actually a big brain.
• 19:29
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, Brooklyn, what's your cool throne?
• 19:31
  SPEAKER_05: Bothering Officer Steve at um recess.
• 19:34
  SPEAKER_00: Which officer Steve?
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_05: Uh the one that orders in Brown on.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, Officer Steve Fox.
• 19:41
  SPEAKER_00: Officer Steve Fox the sheriff, yes.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_00: Why is that on the cool thing?
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_00: That's good?
• 19:44
  SPEAKER_05: I don't think we should be bothering our uh because officer Steve is a great guy.
• 19:50
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
• 19:51
  SPEAKER_05: He's a chill guy.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_05: Yeah, he's a chill guy.
• 19:53
  SPEAKER_00: So you bother him and make him unchill?
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_05: Yes, yeah.
• 19:56
  SPEAKER_05: It's fun.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_05: It's like it is.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_00: Alright.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_00: Alright, Caden, we gotta wrap up.
• 20:00
  SPEAKER_00: What's your cool throne?
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_05: My cool throne is IREDY.
• 20:05
  SPEAKER_05: Yes.
• 20:06
  SPEAKER_05: Hold on.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_05: I ready is actually fun.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_05: Because it doesn't just have one good game.
• 20:13
  SPEAKER_05: It has multiple good games.
• 20:15
  SPEAKER_05: By the way, it has like 10 games on there.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_00: By the way, no say no free ads.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_05: The pizza game is mad fun.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_00: Hey, say no free ads.
• 20:23
  SPEAKER_00: No free ads.
• 20:24
  SPEAKER_05: No free ads.
• 20:25
  SPEAKER_00: Say point to the camera, say no free ads, iRady.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_05: No free ads.
• 20:28
  SPEAKER_05: I ready.
• 20:29
  SPEAKER_05: No free ads already.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_00: By the way, I ready.
• 20:32
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• 20:35
  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 20:36
  SPEAKER_00: Quality Podcast.com.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_00: Please.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_00: All right.
• 20:39
  SPEAKER_00: That was very good.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_00: Great job.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_00: Stay quality.
• 20:42
  SPEAKER_00: Stay quality.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_00: Quality.
• 20:44
  SPEAKER_00: All right, here we go.
• 20:45
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