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Bot Lobby | Son of a Boy Dad #215 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: It's gonna be a spicy episode.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I've been You and I are already at each other's throats.
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  Speaker 7: I think when I wake up early, I have more energy,
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  Speaker 7: and then I get angrier. It's more more more energy
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  Speaker 7: to be angry at you.
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  Speaker 4: Francis short hair, mustached sass is a My hair's not
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  Speaker 4: short at all. Pickled halipano to contend with.
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  Speaker 7: The mustache is drawing too many comments. I think it's
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  Speaker 7: going to come off today.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, it's not.
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  Speaker 7: Everywhere I go people, oh ship mustache?
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  Speaker 4: What's what's wrong with that? Why would that bother you?
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  Speaker 7: People to say nothing?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like you just have to get through like
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  Speaker 1: this small incubation period and then it will be part
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  Speaker 1: of you, and then like it'll be oh ship, no mustache. True,
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  Speaker 1: like you're already there. And plus, can I add you
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  Speaker 1: you look uh, you look slim and trim.
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  Speaker 7: Slim and trim for sure. I lost all the weight
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  Speaker 7: in Wyoming? Did you actually rapidly slammed the bro snipe
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  Speaker 7: things get out of hand quick? What were you eating?
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  Speaker 7: Pizza and gummy worms?
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  Speaker 1: Just Christ the fucking yeast and the seed oil, the fucking.
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  Speaker 7: All the ship, the fox and the gummy worms.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the American red gummy worms.
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  Speaker 7: They were like fucking airhead extreme, like cylinder bites or whatever.
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  Speaker 7: I don't even know what they were. Just saying gummy
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  Speaker 7: worms is a lot easier. We're trying to explain whatever
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  Speaker 7: the I was eating.
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  Speaker 4: Why would you? Where did you? What made you decide
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  Speaker 4: to get that?
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  Speaker 7: That's my go too.
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  Speaker 4: That's your candy.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, like air like extreme. It has to have extreme
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  Speaker 7: on the label or else I'm not buying it. And
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  Speaker 7: it has to be like a neon blue color covered
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  Speaker 7: in sugar.
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  Speaker 4: Sass won't buy a candy unless it says new on it,
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  Speaker 4: unless his teeth glow after a brand new iteration of
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  Speaker 4: a candy that's been working fine for fifty years.
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  Speaker 1: He has to be able to close his mouth and
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  Speaker 1: then you still see like a glow like a nuclear
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  Speaker 1: reactor site from inside the core of his You're.
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  Speaker 7: Gonna brush your teeth for like forty five minutes after.
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  Speaker 1: And the spit that comes out of your mouth.
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  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, that's the thing is because of your mouth
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  Speaker 7: is just blue forever.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of I mean, even big league chew
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  Speaker 1: does that for me. Like I had some blue big
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  Speaker 1: league chew like a month ago, and I'm still finding remnant.
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  Speaker 7: I'm still like.
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  Speaker 1: Spitting out blue. I was like, I thought had a
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  Speaker 1: bloody nose. There's blue coming out of my nose.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't know what the fuck it was. Dude, I
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  Speaker 7: haven't had big lead chew a long time.
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  Speaker 1: It was fun to pretend you were chewing tobacco.
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  Speaker 7: It was, but it's also the flavor on that might
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  Speaker 7: run out faster than any other gum juicy fruit. You
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  Speaker 7: think juicy fruits faster. Yeah, Big League chew is like
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  Speaker 7: a flood of flavor as soon as you put it
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  Speaker 7: in your mouth and then it's.
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  Speaker 1: Just gone in like the seconds before it hits your tongue. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you like smell the flavor and then as soon as
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  Speaker 1: you chomp down once it just turns into liquid in
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  Speaker 1: your mouth like bug juice and then just disappears.
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  Speaker 7: Watching some baseball while you're you're showing it. I didn't
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  Speaker 7: realize how good the Phillies were. Yeah, they're incredible.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I was looking at the standings the other day.
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  Speaker 1: First placed one first place by a lot too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're good. Get on board.
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  Speaker 4: Yankees are tanking, right, Would you guys want.
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  Speaker 7: To go down to a Phillies game? Yeah, to a
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  Speaker 7: The Yankees beat the Red Sox game time, fourteen to three.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
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  Speaker 7: Last week? But then the Red Sox beat them twice.
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  Speaker 7: Really well, No, I don't really know much about baseball
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  Speaker 7: and just really just trying to focus in on ball.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe that you did a fantasy football mock
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  Speaker 1: draft already, and I would talk more shit on it,
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  Speaker 1: except for I did one about a month ago.
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  Speaker 7: I did one. I was doing one on some random
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  Speaker 7: website and then I realized that you can just do
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  Speaker 7: them on like the NFL Fantasy app, but.
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  Speaker 1: You gave yourself the number one overall pick though that's unethical.
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  Speaker 7: Well, they didn't. There was no option to not have
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  Speaker 7: the number one overall pick, but also do Josh Allen
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  Speaker 7: didn't go until like the sixth round, so the robot.
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  Speaker 7: Well that's the problem with auto pick, because I did
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  Speaker 7: auto pick last year and it fucked me because they don't.
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  Speaker 7: They don't pick quarterbacks for some reason. They only picked
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  Speaker 7: like the first Like twenty picks are wide receivers.
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  Speaker 1: You can get value later on Francis, you gotta do
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  Speaker 1: fantasy football with us this year.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've never done it before, so I don't know what.
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  Speaker 1: I had a ten year period of my life where
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  Speaker 1: I was like so staunchly against fantasy football. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was so like soft and gay and like represented
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  Speaker 1: someone who like couldn't enjoy real football, and like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you need something else, you need the computer shit to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy football. No, I'm in like seven leagues.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's fun. Last year was my first year doing
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  Speaker 7: a big league since I was probably in like middle school.
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  Speaker 4: I don't have any problem with it. I just feel
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  Speaker 4: like nobody's gonna want to deal with me figuring it
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  Speaker 4: out for the first time. I just feel like I'm
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  Speaker 4: too late to the game.
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  Speaker 7: And it's real. It's literally like if someone's injured, you
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  Speaker 7: swap them out for someone that's not injured.
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  Speaker 4: That just sounds I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: The drafting process is the only fun part. And then
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  Speaker 7: if you have a bad draft, like I had a
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  Speaker 7: bad draft last year, and then Roan and Smitty just
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  Speaker 7: had every single good player and they wouldn't trade anyone.
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  Speaker 7: So it just sucks the entire year that will happen
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  Speaker 7: to me.
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  Speaker 1: And Smitty didn't win the league. Who did Jeffy low
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  Speaker 1: maybe Ken Jackerson, Ken jack One.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Smitty had like the best, like the top five
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  Speaker 7: best running backs in the league, and I tried to
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  Speaker 7: trade him for one that was just sitting on the bench.
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  Speaker 7: And then he replied back with a trade that included
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  Speaker 7: all of my good players for one running back, and
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  Speaker 7: he was like, let's do it. It was like my I
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  Speaker 7: had like one quarterback who wasn't injured and then Stefan
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  Speaker 7: Diggs and he wanted both of them for like Tony
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  Speaker 7: Pollard or something.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tony Pollard would have been a huge pickup for you.
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  Speaker 1: What's his name, top Pollard?
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  Speaker 7: Isn't that what I said? Pollard?
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  Speaker 1: You kind of gave it a Spanish flair.
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  Speaker 7: People got really mad last season when we kept on
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  Speaker 7: calling Jamiir Gibbs Jamar Gibbs.
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  Speaker 1: Who gives a I don't know, yah, It's like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what I realized through like pap ev that
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  Speaker 1: like the players in the league don't know everyone's name.
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  Speaker 7: It's too many people.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know their names or how to pronounce it
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  Speaker 1: like that. There's like NBA players who don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you say Joki or Jokic. Yeah, they just have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: You're just impossible to keep up with it.
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  Speaker 7: What's like, diabetes is a pretty miscommonly is it's diabetes? Right,
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  Speaker 7: It's not just diabetes diabetes. We had a we had
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  Speaker 7: like a fundraiser or something when I was in middle
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  Speaker 7: school for diabetes, and our principal came over the loud
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  Speaker 7: speaker and kept on pronouncing it diabetics. Like, what the
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  Speaker 7: fuck is diabetic?
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  Speaker 4: That's Jerome Bettis's niece. It's shortened mini bus.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there has to I think there used
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  Speaker 1: to be some correlation to it, Like I think it's
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  Speaker 1: a hearkens back to a fourgone era. I think there
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  Speaker 1: used to say diabetis or yeah, there's something I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I there was a girl that I when I got
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  Speaker 4: to middle school, sixth grade, and I started really coming
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  Speaker 4: into my own. You know, I had been a loser
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  Speaker 4: up to that point, but all of a sudden, the
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  Speaker 4: fact that I was good at, you know, soccer actually mattered.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know why it didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see you player? It was word of mouth.
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  Speaker 4: She saw me play and she was good. Chelsea Chelsea
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  Speaker 4: Johnson sounds like a name I'm making up.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not ducks. It sounds like a famous soccer player's name.
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  Speaker 4: It's the most American. Yeah, she's gay now and she
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  Speaker 4: was the girl next door and we did not live
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  Speaker 4: near each other, but I would go watch her in
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  Speaker 4: her home and we uh hit it off on AOL
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  Speaker 4: instant messenger. I think her screen name was soccer play
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  Speaker 4: Yah four one. Still remember the numbers. We might have
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  Speaker 4: been soccer plaia, which is soccer beach, and that's a
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  Speaker 4: very Brazilian way to play. They do play barefoot soccer
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  Speaker 4: beach soccer. I never asked, but given her complexion, I
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  Speaker 4: would doubt that she followed Portugez. Anyhow, she and I
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  Speaker 4: were hitting it off, and it was It was probably
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  Speaker 4: the first couple of weeks because a bunch of kids
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  Speaker 4: had come to school in sixth grade. That was a
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  Speaker 4: year that kids entered this school. And she let me
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  Speaker 4: know that she had diabetes. Diabetes, but the type that
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  Speaker 4: is not your.
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  Speaker 1: Fault, type one.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think one is the one you're born with.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that one. And I didn't know what it was,
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  Speaker 4: and I thought that it was Uh. She would go
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  Speaker 4: to like diabetes camp, summer camp, and I don't know,
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  Speaker 4: you thought it was terminal. No. I thought it was
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  Speaker 4: something that she was going to get bullied for. And
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  Speaker 4: I remember telling her that I would defend her if
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  Speaker 4: anyone was like that girl over there, that girl's got
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  Speaker 4: and I didn't know. It's like, yo, no, this is not.
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  Speaker 1: A people are just throwing snickers at her feet.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, diabetes she would get bullied for. Though I don't
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  Speaker 7: know I'm saying that.
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  Speaker 4: This not really nobody it's you know what is it?
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  Speaker 4: A blood sugar disease or.
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  Speaker 7: People got bullied for diabetes when I was in school.
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  Speaker 1: But that was probably type two.
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  Speaker 4: That's type two. You're thinking of type two.
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  Speaker 7: I think it's type one. People in high school don't
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  Speaker 7: typically have type two diabetes.
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  Speaker 1: Like they're not getting their foot hacked.
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  Speaker 7: All.
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  Speaker 4: The point is, I guess when I was I remember
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  Speaker 4: telling her on I am h yo, like, let me know,
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  Speaker 4: if anyone ever gives you a hard time.
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  Speaker 1: I'll kick them.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna do. Yeah, I was like, I'm gonna I
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  Speaker 4: don't want people being like that Chelsea girl. You know
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  Speaker 4: she's got diabetes.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird you're white nighting for her.
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  Speaker 4: I was trying and she was like, no, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: No one cares.
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  Speaker 4: I don't really know if it's that type of a disease.
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  Speaker 4: It's not really that.
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  Speaker 1: Her parents sending her to camps is kind of weird too.
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  Speaker 7: That seems like they were kind of really opening the
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  Speaker 7: door to get bullied. Going to any camp for a
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  Speaker 7: disease is probably not a great look.
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  Speaker 1: She like shaved her head. Yeah, did you guys see
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  Speaker 1: the people with long COVID shaving their head?
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  Speaker 7: Now, now there's like videos.
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  Speaker 1: Of people with long COVID who are like crying and
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  Speaker 1: like shaving their head to like destigmatize long COVID. Really
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  Speaker 1: be part of the victim right so badly. I think
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  Speaker 1: long cove they're saying, long COVID's pretty pretty serious.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Cuomo said that. Cuomo said that on Dave Smith's podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, uh yeah, people love to identify with having long
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  Speaker 1: long COVID, Is that right. It's the same people who
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  Speaker 1: like are claiming autism and like ADHD as like a
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  Speaker 1: debilitating disease that they self diagnosed at thirty five.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I saw on my Instagram this morning. I saw
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  Speaker 7: a clip of that scene from Girl Meets World where
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  Speaker 7: the kids like, I'm the doctor wants to test me
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  Speaker 7: for autism and they're all like, no, that can't be
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  Speaker 7: we'll tell it. We'll tell them you don't have it.
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  Speaker 7: That's literally what they say. It's Sabrina Carpenter. And she's like,
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  Speaker 7: we'll tell him you don't have it. And they're like,
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  Speaker 7: they think that I might have a slight form of
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  Speaker 7: autism known as Asperger's.
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  Speaker 1: My parents want to send me to a camp.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, Sabrina Carpenter was in that. Yeah, and now she's
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  Speaker 4: the pop star.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, industry plant?
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  Speaker 4: When was when was Girl Meets World? When is that?
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  Speaker 4: That is?
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  Speaker 5: Not?
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  Speaker 7: That's pretty recent.
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  Speaker 1: Not that long ago?
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  Speaker 4: Did a movie or TV show show on what Disney?
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, Wow, she's kind of blowing up. She's
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  Speaker 4: she's got some pretty good songs.
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  Speaker 7: I haven't listened to any of her songs. I just
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  Speaker 7: know that one.
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  Speaker 4: She's got the she's got the handle on how to
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  Speaker 4: make an absolute bop.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got Taylor Swift on notice not fully open
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  Speaker 1: for Taylor Swift for a while, but but she has.
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  Speaker 1: If she puts out a good song, Taylor Swift will
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  Speaker 1: become precious of the Billboard charts and then put out.
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  Speaker 7: Like yeah, I saw that that happened like this week.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's happened multiple times anytime Sabrina Carpenter
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  Speaker 1: starts blowing up.
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  Speaker 7: Sabrina Carpenter and one other person are the only two
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  Speaker 7: women on the top ten charts. And then yeah, Taylor
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  Speaker 7: Swift dropped a song.
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  Speaker 1: Damn, I promise, don't even bears me, motherfucker.
• 15:47
  Speaker 4: You know what I did hear about that?
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: It's like a sound that people. I think that's just
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: what makes a good song these days. If it's just
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: a sound, just a sound, if there's like twenty seconds
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: of it.
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Articles keep getting written about the party I went to. No,
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: here's the Daily Mail a list. Hampton's bash, attended by
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Leonardo DiCaprio, descends into chaos as door girl punches quote
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: demanding rich girl in the face after crowd rushed gait.
• 16:17
  Speaker 7: No way, damn did you miss that?
• 16:20
  Speaker 4: We were leaving and there was a huge mob at
• 16:23
  Speaker 4: at the gate, and it was like that guy and
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: that guy, you can come, not these people. And they
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: were like, it's like we're at a house.
• 16:31
  Speaker 7: Oh, because Leonardo DiCaprio was there.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: I don't think that was it. I don't know.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I just think there were people said demanding of a.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: Like Leo probably doesn't get like mobbed in the Hampton's.
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: One such woman allegedly became aggressive and went after the
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: girl with the clipboard and hit her.
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: Damn.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: She jumped on her and the clipboard clipboard girl pushed
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: pushed her off to protect herself in self defense. Another
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: witness described the scene by saying, a rich girl was
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: being demanding and then they called the police. This is
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: so funny. She's fighting to get in with the door girl.
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: She got in the girl's face and hit her or
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: pushed her, and the door girl punched her in the face.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: The witness said police eventually ride on the scene and
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: arrested the girl trying to push her way into the party,
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: but it took a while for the officers to figure
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: out which one they should cough.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: We got two cunch fighting with each other.
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: And now I'm learning too awful cunch. Now I'm learning
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: that Jack Dorsey was there. Twitter founder and James Harden
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: and then others reportedly tried to push their way in
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: by sneaking through the bushes, but the people who climbed
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: through the bushes to get in and showed up with
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: mud all over them.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: An unidentified source, Honestly, I'm happy that you went to
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: this party.
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: It sounds like my nightmare. Yeah, it sounds.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: I just have so much anxiety about ever trying to
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: get into a place where I don't know if I'm
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: going to get into it or let it work. Trying
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: to figure out if I'm on a list or how
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get in, or can everybody I'm with
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: get in? That gives me. The anxiety that I feel
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: from that outweighs any type of fun that I have.
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: There's the worst feeling when I went to the SNL,
• 18:13
  Speaker 7: when Shane's SNL after party, I had to change. Yeah.
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: I did a text and call like seventy five people
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: to make sure that I was on the list. And
• 18:22
  Speaker 7: then I got there and there were and everyone's like,
• 18:23
  Speaker 7: you're on the list, dude, just come And I got
• 18:26
  Speaker 7: there and they were like not getting that name, not
• 18:28
  Speaker 7: seeing your name on the list.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Was can you spell little little?
• 18:37
  Speaker 7: I I it was like I left this I had
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: a midnight spot at the stand, and then it was
• 18:43
  Speaker 7: like near the stand, and I walked around the block
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: like five times, waiting to make sure that Guardini was
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: there in case I wasn't going. Yeah, and then I
• 18:53
  Speaker 7: got there and he had to come get me. Wow, damn.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that that shit sucks so badly. Rather just be
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: either just have a hard reservation somewhere or just be
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: someplace low key, like just a bar that I could
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: just sit at or something like that cheer style everybody
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: knows my name kind of guy. H Yeah, but you're
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: still you're still off the booze train. When was the
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: last time you were even in a bar?
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: This weekend?
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Word with the boys? Yeah, how was it good?
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: Got some athletics nice? Yeah you do?
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah they're good.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: They are. There's so much better than honekens zero.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I would I would love to invest in some kind
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: of fucking non alcoholic.
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: It's gonna become a wave soon.
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: Oh it already is the whole uh, non alcoholic cocktails,
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: mocktails all that. There's bars that are popping up everywhere
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: in Brooklyn that just serve non alcoholic drinks.
• 19:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: I don't get the mocktail thing though, because if you
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: get like a mocktail, like one of those, like like
• 19:56
  Speaker 7: a mocktail.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Like a beasting pH has like honey and like ginger
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: in it or something, yeah like that.
• 20:04
  Speaker 7: Or I was thinking like if like if you get
• 20:06
  Speaker 7: like a mocktail like Pina colada. But yeah, but isn't
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: that just like a smoothie.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a sweet, delicious half smoothie half milkshake.
• 20:15
  Speaker 7: But I think the whole point of like Heineken zero
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: so is that it still tastes like beer.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but a peanut colada tastes like peanut colada without
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: that stick.
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: Going to a bar and be like I'm gonna get
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: a milkshake. Yeah, that sounds just sitting there just housing
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: milkshakes all night. Yeah, let me get a virgin mud slot.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when people do. But when people do five mud
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: slides in a night, that's insane. That's five milk.
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: It's like ten thousand calories of mocktail.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: But I haven't. At least if you have like a
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: mocktail of it, you'll be like, all right, I'll have
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: like maybe two. Yeah, yeah, you're enough to be like
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have five.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: You go to a bar and you have six mocktails.
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's that's you have a problem. That's diabetic type too.
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: You're just too non alcoholic mixers.
• 21:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just the sugar, and.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: You're gonna like can you re can you run back
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: my virgin screwdriver?
• 21:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're throwing up because you have too much acidic
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: liquids in your body.
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: I'll have it neat ose. You want a room temper
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: your orange juice? Please? Please?
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: Well, don't embarrass me, don't.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: It is annoying. When I order a mocktail, I'll try
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: to do it like surreptitiously, like everybody's getting their drinks
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: and I'll try to sneak in a mocktail and everybody's like, oh,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: that's good, what's in that? And they'll go through the
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: menu like I don't see the beast thing on here,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: and then they'll go to the NA section and find it,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: and I'll feel guilty, like, oh, you're not drinking.
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: There's a there's a limit to the non alcoholic beers
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: that you can drink as well before you just start
• 21:55
  Speaker 7: feeling sick. Two or maybe three.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: But that's that's probably true of beer too.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but beer numbs the hormone in your body that
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: feels full. That's why you can drink like twenty beers
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: and then go home and have like ten McDonald's cheeseburgers.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: That found that felt like a fact that you were
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: just feeling your way through as you made it up.
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: No, that's true, you can look it up.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: It sounds good.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: That's why you can drink like fifteen beers. You can't
• 22:23
  Speaker 7: drink like fifteen cokes. You said it with your stomach
• 22:26
  Speaker 7: would explode.
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: We drink fifteen Shirley Temples. No. Oh, and can you
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: fact check please? Does beer numbs alcohol?
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: Beer? Alcohol?
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: You said beer?
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: Alcohol which has which is in beer? Sometimes occasionally not athletic.
• 22:46
  Speaker 7: I read that in like a weird book.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: Got a weird book, like a toilet book with like
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: facts on it, a different fact on.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Every page written in runestones.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: The toilet books that have okay, let's go okay, good
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Do you remember toilet books that had like a like
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: like interesting, like fun kitchy toilet books?
• 23:08
  Speaker 7: Now we never had any of those. Probably the we
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: had like pre the phone. Now my mom has books
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: in her in like the bathroom but it's all just
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: like how to be a bad ass, like ship.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Like that by Erica.
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's all like motivational books for women.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: That she's just just dumping, just like wrangling a term.
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: I think we all just use them as like something
• 23:34
  Speaker 7: to put your feet on if you have a bad
• 23:40
  Speaker 7: ass and.
• 23:41
  Speaker 4: Because you're a bad bitch, dude.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: The toilet culture in Japan, Oh my god, the fucking
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: bidets that I was spraying with my ass.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: With it comes standard everywhere right on.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Like the train. You have a fucking a bidet that
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: is better than my apartment toilet yeah by by ten million.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: And the bathrooms that I was like at the hotels
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: and shit like that, they're like rising to meet you,
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: like a green light comes on. You're spraying your ass.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: You can spray your balls if you want.
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, is that? Do you still have to wipe her?
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: Now? I do.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: There's even a drying thing, but you have to like
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: kind of figure out the order of like cause if
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: you're just like pressing, if you're spraying and then you
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: press dry, then you're just like spraying shit air or
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: you're just like it's.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: Like when you're the dentist and they do the water
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: and the air at the same time.
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you have to.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: There's I still would wipe after, but mainly to dry.
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: And I've never been a big bidet guy nor a
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: beden guy. I hope he drops out.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: Well what about this? Uh, all he's talking about is
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: that he brought NATO together. Dude, I don't give a
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: fuck about NATO. Yeah, I don't care about I should.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, NATO is important.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Well that's his only a big deal.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest, that's.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: His only calling card. He's like, who else could keep
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: NATO together? The dude like, probably fucking anybody. That's the
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: only thing that he says. Every time that he's there.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: People are like, you're old as fuck. He's like, well,
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: kep NATO together. It's like, dude, no one.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: He has ever been just a full on brawl at
• 25:12
  Speaker 7: like a NATO meeting.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Oh there are, well maybe not.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: That it's like foreign uh like the Turkish.
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the Turkish Assembly Assembly always has those fights.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: They have like fist fights on like the Senate floor,
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: fifty person jumping over banisters and railings.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: Throwing chairs. Can we fact check that too? But I
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: mean I've seen the video Turkey.
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: It's Turkey, for sure. It's Turkey.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah it isn't really.
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly right, because.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Turkey does have a tumultuous because there's like, yeah, was.
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: There is their leader? I think, but it's I think
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: it's I.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: Thought I thought that was the grocery store where you
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: could get the.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: Arowan Yes, yes, which does not have alcohol in it.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: They have a ton of fucking there. I just can't
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: believe that the party you went to had a fucking
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: girl dormant.
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: It should have been a dude.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: It was a full blown nightclub at a house.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: That was you need a three hundred pound black dude
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: with the shaved head.
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Well, they had a few of those gentlemen too.
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, were they just LEO security?
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: They were backing up the girl with the door with
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: the clipboard who I guess not well enough because she
• 26:25
  Speaker 4: clearly got punched in the face.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Where they're betting on it like cock fights, just two
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: skinny white girls fucking brawling. That's the future. That's that's true.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Progressivism is just the bald, three hundred pound black dudes
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: betting on fucking skinny white girls to fight each other.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: That's how it should be. That's what I'm hoping for.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: Have you seen these clips of MMA fights where it's
• 26:48
  Speaker 4: you know, two or three girls against one guy in
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: a ring now, and it's usually some guy who's like
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: fat and he's like swinging, you know, like yeah, uf
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: and rowdy style, just tornado everyone I've seen the guy wins.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know why they keep trying to prove what
• 27:06
  Speaker 4: they're trying to prove.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I know what they're trying to prove. But
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: they ain't gonna prove it. No, it's not gonna work.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Well, you need Ronda Rousey to.
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: You know, or Page Van's hunt.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: Yes, that woman has had a hell of a fucking
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: career trajectory which often in UFC. Then did like OnlyFans run,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: which probably garnered her eight figures. Now she's in power slap.
• 27:30
  Speaker 7: Oh, now she just got into power I'm not a
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: huge power slap either.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: I don't like it. It makes me sick.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it looks like it hurts a lot.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: And you just can't defend yourself as you get brain injuries.
• 27:41
  Speaker 7: It looks like it hurts maybe more than punches. Honestly, well, they.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: Think of the meat of the palm there's a lot.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Of They're not just slapping, they're like karate chopping your
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: fucking brainstem. But I'll change my tune if I can
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: get into Dana White scambling a tunnel, I'll change it
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: fast as hell. Dana White is fucking around.
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: I also don't understand Dana White keeps on going on
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: podcasts and being like it's the most popular sport. If
• 28:02
  Speaker 7: you took every professional sport on Earth and combined them,
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: it's not even half a power slab. And then you
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: go to power Slaps Twitter and they have like two
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: hundred thousand followers. Were talking about it's.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Because they I guess they go viral so much. It's
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: just because they like pop up on Busting with the
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Boys whatever.
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: Have you guys seen the wh I'm talking about those luis. Yes, yeah,
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: it's like we have more followers than any And then
• 28:24
  Speaker 7: you's like they don't have more followers than like the PGA.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: The probably like w p g A. I think they're
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: just like.
• 28:32
  Speaker 7: LPGA Lesbian Professional Golf.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: That should be the l NBA because those girls ain't straight.
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: D w I dikes with irons.
• 28:48
  Speaker 7: Damn good, that's damn good.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: But yeah, he's just trying to push I think it's
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: he must own more of it than he owns of
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: the UFC or something, or he's just trying to make
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: like why why not just ride the uf out? Or
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: are they gonna the boy's gonna unionize over there?
• 29:02
  Speaker 7: Maybe I think they really they're paying. Don't they have
• 29:06
  Speaker 7: to pay the guys more? Now, That's probably why there's
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: always some sort of controversy about how much the UFC
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: guys are getting paid.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and like with Power Slap, they just like drag
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: the body out to the dumpster afterwards.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: We don't have to pay him. I don't even think
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: the Power Slap guys have to pay taxes.
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: They're they're just you know, shuffling their way back to
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: being soup kitchen chefs.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just separated from their brain.
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: It's definitely a good side gig though, because it's probably
• 29:32
  Speaker 7: you probably don't need to train a ton. You just
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: maybe you do like curls and dry sep extensions with
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: one arm, But how do.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: You defend yourself someone just takes a forty five pound
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: bar to your fucking head.
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: I don't think you got I think that's just you're
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: just born with that gene. I don't think you can.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: How do you know you have it? You just get
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: to know. They couldn't knock.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: Me out of people's brains don't shake the way that
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: other people's do, like stabilizers. It's just like you can
• 29:59
  Speaker 4: hit them a million times and it's not going to
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: make a difference.
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, is it?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe you just like early on in life, you get
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: you get it of the good stuff scrambled out of you.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: So you now are just I wonder you're just like
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: running on a different, different plane.
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: Sorry for that.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Breaks Sastre said a slur that I have not heard
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: in fifteen years. Yeah, rack your brain because it's not
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: one of the the standards. It's not one of the
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: old favorites had.
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: It's sort of jow. It just jogged my brain a little,
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: and I thought, man, oh man.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Shutter down your spine.
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I remember that old friend.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: A little nostalgia of hate.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, foregone conclusion of hate. But everyone feels their own
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: way about sketch, and you're allowed to get it off
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: your chest.
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: I don't give a rat's ass about sketch, whether he's
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: sucking dick or not.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I think that well, I think that your tweet was
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: really funny and uh spot on basically what can you
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: can you.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: And also vague enough that it was like a piece
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: of modern art where people could interpret it exactly how
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: they wanted. Because a lot of people were like, that's
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: exactly right, fuck him for being yeah, and then other
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: people were like, you're absolutely right, he is a hero.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: And then there was a whole other group that was like,
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: couldn't have set it better myself? I don't care.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like people found out sketch was gay and
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: our tweeting shit like, look, man, we've all done fucked
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: up shit in our best I thought.
• 31:32
  Speaker 7: The funniest thing was like people people in the replies
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: to that were like, I think the real problem was
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: that he was was he was doing porn and ninety
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: percent of people hate that industry. It was like, really
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: or is that just people like in crazy in cels
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: on Twitter that hate that it? Like the normal person
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: if you go up to them and you're like, say
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: something about porn, they're not like they're their blood doesn't
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: start boiling and being like I hate poorn.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, And also most sketch on only fans isn't the
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: same as a porn star who is you know, being
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: kind of compelled to do more and more sort of
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: daring and painful things. Yeah, to keep up like.
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: Meta Khalifa making ten thousand dollars in her entire career.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's uh, it was funny that people are
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: just like, dude, just apologize and get over it. Yeah,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: just apologize and get past it.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: But also funny how one sided it is because people
• 32:26
  Speaker 7: are like, oh, Sketch did porn, but he apologized, like
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: we forgive him, and then you see like girls on
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: Instagram who like quit OnlyFans and all the comments, so like,
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: we didn't forget, you fucking slut. We didn't forget, and we'll.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: Never internet, never forget. There's your receipt and then just
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: post a picture of her.
• 32:44
  Speaker 4: Your breasts are written in my brain and permanent marker.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: But they're having like melt candlelit vigils for Sketch. Yeah,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: it goes both ways. I mean, it's just been funny
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: how many reactions there are. But I disagree with If
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: you I disagree with, you just don't care at all.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: I was like, if it was your boy or something
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: Like you would talk about it.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if it was your boy like you.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: You're like, I cared, and I have not cared about sketch.
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: I have nothing against him. I just don't. I'm not
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: a streamer twitch. I didn't. I've never really understood it.
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: I don't understand anything about that. But when I found
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: this out, I was like what I was baffled, Yeah, baffled.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: It just seems like such a departure from his.
• 33:30
  Speaker 7: It's like he's like the last person you would expect exactly.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: I thought he was like I also thought he was
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: like fifteen.
• 33:36
  Speaker 7: Me too. I thought that as well. Oh, he must
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: be in his twenties, right, I guess.
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: This was a couple of years ago.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: And yeah, I mean, if you're old enough to cross
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: the street, you're old enough to get hit.
• 33:44
  Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: True, all from the front, not behind it.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: I was under the we talked about it last episode
• 33:52
  Speaker 7: or was it now? When we stopped recording, I was
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: saying that it's not him. I was like, I think
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: it's Ai, and then right away and then you said
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: it before you thought it was And then by the
• 34:00
  Speaker 7: time the episode.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Was over, he was like, yeah, it was confirmed that
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: it was him, and.
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: He was being like goofy, about it.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's being silly about it, but yeah, which makes
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: it even funnier. But it was at first everybody's like,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: this is disgusting. And that was funny because like two
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: years ago, at the height of wokeness in the world,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: people would have like given him a campaign for a
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: major brand or something like that, or he would have
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: been on a weedies boxer holding the Olympic torch or
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: some shit like that lighting it.
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: They should put him on bud light. Just put that
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: that photo of him sucking a dick on the light.
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: It's also funny that they say that because I feel
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: like a lot of those I feel like a lot
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: of those people were told like, yo, there are clips
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: and pictures of Sketch online right now and he is
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: having anal sex and it's pretty gross. And they were like,
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: no way, And then they went and watched it. Yeah,
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: and they were like, oh, no, it's what I think.
• 35:01
  Speaker 4: It's exactly as described I heard. And I was like, yeah,
• 35:05
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna go check. I trust Oh I checked
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: for sure. I don't have that uh that gay gene
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: that you have a cob ga.
• 35:15
  Speaker 7: I have the gene though, for any time that there's
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: a video of anything and people are talking about it.
• 35:18
  Speaker 7: I immediately try and find it. It's usually something that
• 35:22
  Speaker 7: I'm like, I didn't need to see that.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, afterwards you regret it.
• 35:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, what is it?
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: What's that called? There's a no intrusive thoughts, but.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: There's probably some German phrase for it.
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's it's always something fucked up? Oh what is that?
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Speaking of things fucked up?
• 35:40
  Speaker 7: Wasn't ivy?
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Stop touching it like that? Stop putting it underneath your skin.
• 35:43
  Speaker 7: And then swapping my shows day to day.
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: I was at Hannah Burner's party last night. Round This
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: is for you.
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: You're like a party animal. I'm a party guy and
• 35:52
  Speaker 7: try and hit a party on Sunday.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: Do you can you give me one second to finish
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: the story?
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: And this is what your third party of the week.
• 35:59
  Speaker 7: I don't got lined up for time.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: I don't go to the parties. The parties come to him.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Suck me in, Yeah, I said, black hole.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: But no, I went and I was. It was cocktail attire,
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: which I wasn't really sure about. But I put together
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: a pretty good fit and I was feeling pretty good
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: about myself. So I had a cool suit on, you know, loafers,
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: no socks, but the pant was low so it didn't
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: look stupid. And then and then I was just wearing
• 36:24
  Speaker 4: a navy T shirt with a nice Swede belt that
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: matched my shoes. I tried, tried hard, and I walked out.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: And then I got to the party. It was a
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: little hot, so I took the coat off and now
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: I was just wearing a T shirt tucked into my
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: and I'll tell you, there were a lot of gay
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: guys there and they were interested, really, which I was
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: really flat.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Is that a nice compliment or does you feel like
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: a woman who's being ogled?
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: No, I liked it. I liked it. And one of
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: them came up and he goes, did a gay dress here,
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: which was like the highest praise. I was like, I
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: don't know. I dressed myself, but I.
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: Don't know I could be gay.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: I haven't looked deep into my soul.
• 37:03
  Speaker 4: Moment I thought what should I wear? Does this work?
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: As soon as it's on, I was like, all right,
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: let's go find some Yeah, roh gun.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: But you were on the spectrum the Kinsey scale for
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: that one moment you were leaning towards you leaned into
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: your gayer ghosts of your nature, the gayer angels of.
• 37:26
  Speaker 4: Your nature better angels of my gainness.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: What a great compliment from the gays.
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Do you know what that quot swim says? No better
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: angels of our nature said that?
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: Lincoln Lincoln close.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: Two American heroes.
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: Now, I haven't really been into listening to any Lincoln lately.
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: You gotta check out Lincoln logs. I don't know I've
• 37:48
  Speaker 7: ever heard Lincoln talk. Is there any video or audio.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: From eighteen fifty six or eighteen sixty five? Probably no,
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: or no. Eighteen sixty three he died.
• 38:00
  Speaker 7: They were recording audio a lot longer ago.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Than somewhere around then.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know exactly the year he was elected in
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: eighteen sixty one, but what year did he get get killed?
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: Though, well, he did it. He did his second inaugural address,
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: and then he died shortly thereafter.
• 38:16
  Speaker 7: Then I'm sixty five.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: He had a high pitched voice, which is hard to
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: square with how booming his words have echoed through history.
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: So did JFK.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: High pitched.
• 38:30
  Speaker 7: It was kind of whiny.
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: It was so weird. But Lincoln what's his name did
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: it so well. In the movie Lincoln oh.
• 38:41
  Speaker 7: Yes, Daniel. When I watched when I listened to the.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: JFK like this kind of a bit of this type
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: of for when I listened.
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: To JFK's speech where he's saying that announcing that MLK
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: was assassinated, I thought, like it starts, and I thought
• 38:59
  Speaker 7: that it was like the person bringing up JFK.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Like I was like, that can't beat JFK's voice. And
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: now coming to the stage, Yeah, you remember him as
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: your president.
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: Bringing it five one hundred and sixty eight pounds.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: With some bad news for you.
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: Have you ever heard Ted Kennedy's eulogy for Bobby, I
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: don't think so. That's one of the best speeches ever written.
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: Really.
• 39:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he saw war and tried to stop it. Those
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: of us who knew him best will not try to
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: make him greater than he was in life. And and
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know, there's it'll and his voice starts to crack,
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: but he holds it together. Yeah, it's haunting, and.
• 39:46
  Speaker 7: I think that I don't know if anything can beat
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: MLK though his speaking voice, His speaking voice and his
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: speeches are so good, true and just like you don't
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: get like that you could like the blood boiling intensity
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: you don't get that anymore, do you know?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Did you guys ever try to google MLK. I don't
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: know if it's still the case, but like used to
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: google Martin Luther King, and the top thing that came
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: up this mst have been when they first figured out
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: search engine optimization, but it was audio recordings of him
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: fucking his mistress. And it was like a smear campaign
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: of Martin Luther King. Like the first thing that you
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: read on Google was like a ton of negativity about
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Martin Luther King.
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: He was with her the night he was killed. Damn
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: I read.
• 40:30
  Speaker 7: I'm sure he was just rolling in pussy MLK.
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what he was. There's a great book called hell
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: Hound on His Trail written by Hampton Sides that is
• 40:44
  Speaker 4: sort of the biography of the guy who killed MLK. Yeah,
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: and how he this guy tracked him. He was like
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: tracking him of cross states and finding him and then
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: finally set up in a hotel across.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: From mlk's biography was called pussy Hound on his.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Trail, on his breath.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, boy could not stop fucking.
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: I mean, after I had a dream, I'm sure it
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: was like he was probably shielding pussy.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Away, battling it off. It was probably on a Wilt
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Chamberlain like streak. Yeah, fuck twenty thousand women, I believe it.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Everyone that was at that uh the Washington Monument that
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: they probably was soaking wet.
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: That's how that pool actually formed.
• 41:32
  Speaker 4: There was nothing self sourced squirt fluid.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was a bootcocky of squirt fluid
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: that they.
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: They had a pretty stacked lineup too. Bob Dylan was there,
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: was he Yeah, he performed. He probably mumbled his way through.
• 41:49
  Speaker 7: Get off this way. I don't know what he's saying.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: I forgot what he said.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: The black community fuck with Bob Dylan at that time.
• 41:54
  Speaker 4: I think everyone fucked Bob Dylan's was probably invited, but
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: it was like, I don't even I don't even like
• 41:58
  Speaker 4: the way MLK. I don't feel like he earned it.
• 42:02
  Speaker 7: You stood up for your fucking you know.
• 42:04
  Speaker 4: He's just he's always asking people like like, like what
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: mountaintop do you want to go to? I could write
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: I could write speeches for him.
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: Okay, ready, he's not that good. Yeah, he's kind of
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: a hack.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: He just does good crowd work. His social clips are
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: just really good. How did it get worse in the
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: last two seconds. Stop scratching that literally spreading down your arm?
• 42:33
  Speaker 7: How it works, doesn't spread like.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: You're dragging it across your arm like.
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: Fucking a blister central. I can't imagine. Literally just on fire.
• 42:43
  Speaker 4: I watched a good movie. I gotta recommend this.
• 42:45
  Speaker 7: Put us on.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I watched Knives Out on Saturday.
• 42:48
  Speaker 7: On Sunday, I don't love who done Ittu? It was
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: pretty good.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: I liked it.
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: I like that main guy Bond.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, Daniel Craig, he's gay in that movie, though, Yes
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: he is, Yes he is, Bro, Daniel Craig is gay
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: in that movie.
• 43:04
  Speaker 7: Bro, What is that some deep fan fiction? No, it's
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: fucking any dudes in the movie.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Yes he is. Watched the watch both of them. Watch
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: the Glass Onion too, star On and honestly, I think
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: we we are owed an apology from him. I did
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: some fucked up ship in my post.
• 43:23
  Speaker 7: I loved him, and he's good in Glass Onion too.
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: I'm not finished an hour.
• 43:27
  Speaker 4: I didn't like Glass Onion.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Who done it?
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Sir?
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Like he's going to solve to who done it?
• 43:32
  Speaker 7: You didn't like maddal Incline.
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: I don't know who that is, but girl in it?
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: Bautista you didn't like Bautista.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: He was pretty good. I don't know. I just thought
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: it was a little bit of thin and two colorfuls.
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: I like the COVID stuff.
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: It felt like they were mixing, uh, The Clue with
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Willie Wonka.
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: I feel that.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I definitely feel that too fantastical.
• 43:56
  Speaker 7: I think it was kind of like what was that
• 43:58
  Speaker 7: HBO movie where they were they all to the restaurant
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: and everyone the chefs, the menu. That was great, kind
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: of like the menu.
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: But that's a great movie.
• 44:08
  Speaker 7: That movie was phenomenal. I'll do a burger and fries.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: She's cracked it. Did you say?
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: A burger and fries coming up? And I'll take it
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: to go? How did he she fucking think of that?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: If I was a serial killer, I would have just
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: killed her ass. I'm not I'm not getting my code
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: cracked by a fucking some some sloppy girl who's not
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: even fucking invent invited to the party. Was an escort, right,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: some sloppy escort girl who's not even invited to the party.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting beat, Like James Bond always got beat?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: How about him fucking Goldfinger? When Goldfinger has James Bond
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: strapped down.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: The laser's coming up.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: You expect me to talk. It's like, no, mister Bond,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: I expect you to die. And then he and then
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: and then he out of it, and he's like, well,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: don't you want to hear a little bit more about
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: Operation whatever? The fuck?
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: It's funny to go back and watch the Austin Powers
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: movies and realized that they were just line for line
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: spoofs of of Bond films. But so many years later,
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: think about it, right, So Goldfinger came out what the
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: nineteenth sixties, maybe sixties, and then gold Member came out
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: in the nineties, early two thousands or late nineties, probably
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: early two thousands, and it's somehow still held up, which
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: I think is a testament to the enduring quality of
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: the Bond movies.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Well, I guess no one had made fun of the
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: fact that there was a character named Pussy Galore, Yeah,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Pushy Glor.
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: I haven't seen any of them.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: Lots of Vagina, you've never seen You never watched James
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Bond movies.
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: I've only seen the one the it's more recent, the
• 45:53
  Speaker 7: one with adell is the soundtrack.
• 45:56
  Speaker 4: Oh that's Skyfall, Yeah, sk Skyfall seen a royale no,
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: that's the best one.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: I haven't seen any of them, but what you it
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: on your Delta flights?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Bro, These are like the there never.
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: Been a huge like like just straight up action movie. Person.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: You should watch Casino Royale.
• 46:12
  Speaker 7: It's like I saw one of the John Wicks and
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: I liked it, but I was like, I don't know if.
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: It's not as actionable as that or action packed.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: Bro, you're fucking that's a feeling of your parents.
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: People love the Wick movies.
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: I like them, but not they're.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: It's all awesome, it's all it's all like if it's
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: just like you, just it's time to just be a man,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: you just fucking scratch your balls and watch James Bond.
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: You should watch them. I'll probably I'd probably enjoy them.
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: You know what I did as a as a manly thing.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: I watched Furiosa by myself.
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: What's that?
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: It's the new Mad Max and it was unbelievable, awesome, unbelievable.
• 46:49
  Speaker 7: People are saying that the new the new Godzilla movie good.
• 46:53
  Speaker 9: One that Jane looking for this and it's owens yesterday,
• 47:00
  Speaker 9: Godzilla Verse Kong or or Godzilla Won or whatever.
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: I don't know. It just came out.
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: It's this Japanese remix. It's in Japanese, so you would
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't. You wouldn't even need subtitles.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: I would understand it.
• 47:12
  Speaker 7: Word for word. Barth big. I'm not a big translation guy.
• 47:16
  Speaker 7: If it's going to be a translation movie, I gotta
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: it's gotta be good. Like Parasite the City of God.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: Here's the key to Japanese language. They just add to
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: the end of everything.
• 47:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you watch the movie and then.
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: There's suddenly you're speaking Japanese.
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 47:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's truly how.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: That's how the whole language is based sushi. It's that's simple.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: You said City of God. You couldn't watch it.
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: No, I watched that. It was classic.
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: Well, that's I've seen that, I've heard that's good.
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: No, I said, it has to be a really good
• 47:45
  Speaker 7: movie for me to watch it and with with sometimes
• 47:48
  Speaker 7: and I said City of God and uh, Parasite, which
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: one that's good?
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: That French one in black and white, that's about immigration. Yeah,
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: I just.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: Watched Eo Capitano also in Delta these days, but it's
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: all in uh, all in subtitles.
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: I think about some South.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Sudanese boys or something like that who escape or trying
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: to or trying to get to Europe.
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: I send you guys the photo of the TV on
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: my plane.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, the post stamp.
• 48:18
  Speaker 7: It was like this big and it was like a
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: mile away from my from where I was, and then
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: it would just ended up being broken. They were like,
• 48:25
  Speaker 7: we're going to restart the system. Yeah, it's not going
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: to do anything.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: If I wanted to, like cash in miles for every
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: time something's broken on my Delta flights, I could fly
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: around the world.
• 48:35
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you, I think United is the way. No,
• 48:38
  Speaker 7: I think.
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: Definitely United, which I believe is a charitable organization for
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: orders by the NFL.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, with the two hands that go on top of
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: that way.
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Now, I think United might be better than Delta.
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: It's cheaper and it's better.
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: No, why do you think it's cheaper, because it is.
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: Because it is. I just watched that Always Sunny episode,
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: is the one where they start the podcast and they
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: have on the dude in the military. It's like how
• 49:07
  Speaker 7: many wars are going on? And he's like, there's actually
• 49:09
  Speaker 7: two wars. Two wars. You're saying that there's two wars
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: right now.
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: The other good movie that I wanted to recommend is
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: called New Life.
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: What is that?
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: It's a movie that not many people saw and is
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: not that talked about, but I mean.
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: It's usually bad.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: It starts with a girl you don't know what's happened,
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: and she's running away and she's covered in blood.
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: I like that. And she's on her period. Fuck. You'd
• 49:41
  Speaker 7: think that it's going to lead to something crazy, but
• 49:43
  Speaker 7: it turns out she just had her period while she
• 49:44
  Speaker 7: was on a job.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: She just had an explosive period all over her face.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Like she just open up some mark bills from the.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Bank, doing some handstand pushups. No exploding period of hundreds.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: Uh.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: It's really good. It's sort of like I would it's
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: I don't want to call it a zombie movie. It's not.
• 50:13
  Speaker 4: It's uh, but it's very good. It's really really good.
• 50:17
  Speaker 4: I would recommend it my new life.
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: New Life one of my favorite movies that I've seen,
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: and I know I'm late to it, but Cabin in
• 50:24
  Speaker 7: the Woods is a movie that's stuck with me. Can't
• 50:27
  Speaker 7: enjoyed a lot.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: It's very good movie.
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: I don't know about it. What is it? It's like
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: it's like a satire of horror movies.
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's really fun. It's great. Isn't Chris Hemsworth
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: in it?
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: I think so?
• 50:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what an odd role for him. I know he's
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: got range though, he's got great range. He's inferio hysterical.
• 50:46
  Speaker 7: He's got some comedy chops, very fun.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Some of the goats started off in uh in like
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: satire movies. Yeah, Ryan Reynolds and Van Wilder.
• 50:57
  Speaker 7: I'm not a huge Reynolds guy. He doesn't really do
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: it for him.
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: And then who's the bro that was it? Not another
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: teen movie?
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Chris Pine?
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Chris Pine? Yeah, Chris Pine. He started off.
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: No, Chris, Chris Hemsworth four, Chris Evans is Chris Hemsworth four?
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: Or Liam Hensworth?
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: Chris?
• 51:16
  Speaker 7: Then what is Liam Hemsworth?
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: Then? Hunger Games?
• 51:19
  Speaker 7: Hunger Games.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: That's a good movie, dude, there's eighteen of them.
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: There's a lot. They're really pumping them out these days.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I can't believe more games.
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: A new one just came out.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Brolt score your Delta movie boys.
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: What's her name?
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: Girl? I don't know if she's still in it. Jennifer Lawrence.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, can Catnus Everdeen who dumped him out in the
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: movie recently she dumped everything out, dump dumped it all.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: That movie was pretty funny.
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: I never saw it.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: I saw it. It was good, very like Guys, hilarious
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: really And he's a Broadway theater musical theater actor. He
• 51:53
  Speaker 4: played dear Evan Hansen.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: The lead Oh no, no no, in the in the
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: movie or the theater, the.
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: The on the on Broadway. He replaced Ben whatever that
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: his name is, boyfriend weaving through the wind, try to sleep,
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: nobody will hear celast stick around for a message to
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: a beer.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I watched that on a plane and I hated.
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: I bet the movie was terrible.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a musical.
• 52:24
  Speaker 4: I saw that. I went and saw it. I saw
• 52:26
  Speaker 4: twice on Broadway. Pause.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I couldn't believe I fucking finished it. You saw it
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: twice on Broadway.
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: I went once. It was the hottest show on Broadway.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: Had to go, and I went. And then months later
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: I got into a relationship and she really wanted to go,
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: so she got his tickets and I went again.
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: Sometimes No, neither time did I cry pause double pause?
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: What what's the main controllers?
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: What's that pause from pause? Ptrol?
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: That's the show for homophobic six year old, pause to
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: watch Ao my little sisters pause patrol Patrol. Yeah, yeah,
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: I'll just but what's the what's the Marshall is fired up?
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: What's the main song from?
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: UHL?
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: From Dear Evan Hanson?
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Waving through a window?
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: I thought there's another one that like made it big.
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Waving through a window? There is another one.
• 53:23
  Speaker 7: Uh The best musical songs are Phantom of the Opera.
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: Hmm, it's so good, Lion King.
• 53:30
  Speaker 7: No, Phantom of the Opera is so much better.
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: Any of those, any of those.
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: Of the Opera is here inside your mind.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: I saw that on the West End in London when
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: I was like nine, and it freaked the funk out
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: So Phantom of the Opera scared It is scary.
• 53:50
  Speaker 7: It's ever song on Broadway. I saw her high school
• 53:54
  Speaker 7: enact the kind of a big thing to go for.
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: They did it, and they did it well.
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: Did they really field it? Yeah? That's a tough play
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: that has a there's a lot of tech and they
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: did it.
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: So well that my mom bought the soundtrack on disc
• 54:05
  Speaker 7: and then we just listened to that in the car
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: for like years.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Isn't it funny whenever you go to like.
• 54:14
  Speaker 4: Splendor, watch it, grasp it.
• 54:17
  Speaker 7: It was pretty good. They had like a there's a
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: scene where someone gets hung and they dropped down like
• 54:22
  Speaker 7: a dummy from the from the catwalk of the auditorium.
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: I got scared as hell.
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: Scary.
• 54:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was like, what the fuck.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Whenever you have like a play at that level, like
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: the afterwards, you always have to tell the people in
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: the play that was like a level above what they
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: are you see when in grade school and they're like, oh,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: that was like high school level stuff, Like, oh, that.
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: Was like college college. This was funny. This happened this weekend.
• 54:50
  Speaker 7: We were trying to before we landed on Knives Out,
• 54:52
  Speaker 7: we were trying to find like a good thriller to watch.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: We were back in Denver and we were leaving in
• 54:57
  Speaker 7: the morning and UH recommended Sound of Freedom, and I
• 55:03
  Speaker 7: was like, I feel like there's a lot of controversy
• 55:04
  Speaker 7: around that movie. And for like thirty minutes straight, I'm
• 55:08
  Speaker 7: reading off controversies of Sound of Freedom. I'm like, historically
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: inaccurate all this shit. And then I realized that I
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: was looking up controversies around Sound of Music for like
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: thirty minutes straight.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: Hills actually aren't alive.
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: There's a way for a family of twelve to sing
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: in full throat at the altitude of the Alps.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: You actually can solve a problem like Maria.
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: Eight of ice flowers don't grow that high.
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: You can pin a wave on the sand.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Actually, nuns don't get to just leave the abbey at
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: will march through the hill.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: She's actually way too hot to be a nun, which
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: actually might be true if I was at if I
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: was one of the old bitch nuns at the abbey,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I would have kicked.
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: Maria out so fast.
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: I would have like slush shamed her out of there,
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: because like you'd be so insecure as a none that
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: this hot young piece of fucking Austrian ace is just
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: trapesing around the hills of Vienna.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Dude, that that teaching mnemonic song do do that still
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: sticks with you pisses me off. Let's run it really quick.
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: Dough a deer, a female deer, fine ray a drop,
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: golden sun and fine me and name I call myself fine.
• 56:27
  Speaker 7: Myself fall.
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: What are you? Bostonian? Foo? And fred? Fine law? A
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: note to follow? So why not just the Spanish article.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: For the.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: I didn't have a lot of options with that one
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: tea a drink with jam and bread, and that brings
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: us back to dough.
• 56:54
  Speaker 7: So there's two.
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: There's two in there Fa and law that I really
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: that irk me from an Edam logic.
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: Alternatives.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: You gotta be bringing alternatives, well, he said la the
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Spanish article for the Yeah.
• 57:07
  Speaker 7: See that's a little wordy.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: It's a lot. It's better than a note to follow.
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: So that's a complete We couldn't think of anything.
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: Then you goes after? So what goes after?
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: So everything else has its own?
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: And what if you're going down the scale? If you're
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: going uh, the note that comes before so.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Far is a it's a bit of a bonis.
• 57:38
  Speaker 7: Actually works perfectly, and it must have because it's been
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: around for a long time and no one ever questioned
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: it until right now.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: Guys, I'm going for a jog. How how how long?
• 57:47
  Speaker 7: You were about to say far?
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: How far? I'm going far far?
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: Two notes before, so let's just say that.
• 57:58
  Speaker 4: I don't know. How's your fucking mother? I go as
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: far as I want?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is uh. That is enough to leave a
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: nasty Google review. What sounded of freedom?
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 58:11
  Speaker 7: It's the human traftcking movie, but it was like, like
• 58:15
  Speaker 7: q an on, Dude, isn't it. Matt Walsh apparently has
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: like Q an on ties. It has a lot of.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Q and on anonymous.
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: I know it. I've never heard.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: It's like saying ps Reese's and pieces and then uh,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: and you say anonymous anonymous? You call anonymous.
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: There's the literally the the cyber Gang or wherever they are,
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: and people call them an on because it's short for anonymous.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not anonymous anonymous Q and on.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: Now, the way you say that makes me think of
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: that balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet where they're calling
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: for Juliet and she goes anon.
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's one.
• 59:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know that one coming. I'm coming soon, but
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: she's talking to Romeo.
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: I've seen Romeo and Juliet. I saw the original one.
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: Then I saw The Leo One, and I thought the
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: original The Leo One was one of the worst movies
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: I've ever seen.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: I like it. Boz Lehrman.
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: The guns that he has in that movie are absurdly large.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: They're awesome.
• 59:18
  Speaker 7: He has like hand cannons. Why does he have a
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: desert eagle.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: He's a badass motherfucker. I think that's why.
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: What's it? What's the Latin guy's name in that? That actor? Yeah,
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: what a career he's had. What do you think of him?
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: Do you would you call him a stand up?
• 59:35
  Speaker 7: I don't know him at all.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: He has, but his standards more like a one.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Man but he's done like HBO specials. Yeah, and they're
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: all pretty good. His life is amazing.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: He would like act out like ship with his mom,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: like fucking you see.
• 59:51
  Speaker 7: That our our draft came out, people were flaming me
• 59:55
  Speaker 7: for taking Louis at one.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: That Louie was a great pick. Thought that was a
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: good pick, But Glenn Howardson as your actor was why.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 7: Howardson's hilarious.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: He is hilarious, but as one of the best five
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: comic actors of all time, I think is a little ricci.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: I would put him in my top three easily, maybe
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 7: him Adam Devine.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: But you're, yeah, your worldview is like a passing, the passing.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: Those guys are fucking those are unbelievable. Like those are
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: like two of the funniest.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: So contemporary always you're putting them up against fucking you know.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: He also might not be the best on the show.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: Jim Carrey, He's easily the best on his own show.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: Charlie's probably second.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 4: Okay, you have to think of like tight decade of work.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: I guess yeah, But I mean that show has been
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 7: on for almost twenty years, and I think he's I
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: think Dennis in that show is one of the funniest
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: TV I agree.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: I agree with that.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: I think he's very funny as well.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: But I also just think, just in the scope of
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: that question of being one of the five funniest actors
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: of all time, I think that that's Ricci.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 7: And you'll get some hate for that. I think that
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: I didn't get any hate for that one. All I
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 7: got hate for is for for Louis.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: Well, there's no problem with him being one one overall.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: I think that's a great call. But I think Jim
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: Jefferies going in the first round, that's Ricci.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't. I've never listened to any Jim Jeffries.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: I was pretty surprised.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: That's crazy to me that you haven't.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 7: I think I said before I thought I listened. I
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 7: said it last episode that I thought I listened to
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 7: a lot of comedy, and it's all I actually listened
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: to is Louis Joe, listen chain, this is.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: A pretty big realization for you.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe just listen to some more comedy. He'll get funnier.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: Well, I listened to a lot of comedy in person.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: I see a lot of comedy.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're on your phone scrolling in the back
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: of the room waiting for your turn. Now never who's
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: someone great that you've seen recently in live?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: Saw Ian Laura have a great set the other night.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: I guess I was like two weeks ago, was he greater?
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: He just had a great set? Like I think, feel
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: like you're you're kind of basing it more and like
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: was the room great? Where his jokes?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 7: No, because I didn't have a great set. If the
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: room was great, I would have Yeah.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: True.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: So he was hilarious.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he was very funny. Who else call them? Had
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 7: a good set last night, did some new stuff that
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: was funny. It's good to get back up on stage
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 7: last night, first time in two weeks.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: I know, knocked your rust off.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: Killed as usual. You'll bring any wyoming shit I did.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: I did my first five minutes was all brand new
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 7: stuff that I wrote yesterday and it worked, all of it,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: most of it until the end it kind of.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: When you're going when you have new stuff, it is
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: the first time you say it out loud when you're
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: on the stage.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: And now, I like, I don't usually write out jokes
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: like I did with this one, but this one I
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: tried to say it out loud a couple of times.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: If you wear out the beats at your apartment, your neighbors
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: will probably like, keep it the fuck down.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: They get a lot. I'm noisy in there. Yeah, there's
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 7: a lot of noise coming from my apartment. It's me yelling,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 7: playing Call of Duty, pour me on FaceTime, or me
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: saying my bits out loud.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: And when you said the bit out loud, did you
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: say it with perfect cadence to the or.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: I say it. I said it and then I listened
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 7: back to it, and then I changed something, and then
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 7: I did it, and then I strapped like half of it.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: It's kind of how it goes. What do you do?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: I just go on stage and talk it out loud.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: That's what I do for most of my stuff, but
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 7: this one felt a little too long to do that.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: You want to do it for us?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 7: No, why would I do that? Just kind of like
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 7: tested the audiences a general public want to hear this
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 7: for six years and I'm still going to be saying
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 7: in the bit I just go back from Wyoming.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: Bo will be dead because he served in the war.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Bo will have served on the front line when we
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: drafted for Ukraine.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: Can hope.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Bro, I shouldn't have said that. I fucking
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: love Bo. All good Bo and your your episode go
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: to top two episode.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: People were calling it a cult classic, cult classic. Not
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 7: too it was so bad. It was unbelievably bad. I
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 7: was like, do you want to do this? And I
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 7: was like, you don't have to do it, like I
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 7: can get Francis to do it, and he was like, no,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: I'll do it. He's like, I've always wanted to do
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 7: a podcast, and then we did.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: It was literally like that. It was he gave me nothing.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: He was like, I'm trying to think of Like as
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: soon as I offered the idea of him being on it,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 7: he was like, all right, let me trying to think
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 7: of some funny stories to tell and I was like, no,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: let's just let's just talk. And then we got on
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 7: and he just had nothing to say. And then as
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: soon as we started, as soon as the we cut
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: tons of jokes and I was like, where the was
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 7: that during the podcast, which is not surprising. I would
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 7: have been fucking quiet too. Yeah.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: No, you sucked for like the first hundred episodes.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I also sucked.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 4: I was.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 7: I wasn't good for guiding him through it because I
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 7: don't typically do podcasts where I'm the only host.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a new, a new exercise.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: I said we needed ron there. You talk about Pat
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: Bev getting his contract renewed with Barstool. Yeah, it's huge.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: I've been getting a lot of congratulations about it.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I saw you send him like a really nice message.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: I feel like I'm on my third contract and I've
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 7: never once you never even.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: Have asked nobody, nobody posted.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 7: You sent him one, and you were like, second contracts
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: the hardest, That's where greatness is built.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, etched into tune.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: You're my brother forever. If you didn't get resigned, I
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: would have walked to Yeah.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: But then Roan Full posted to his instagram son of
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: a Boy Dad, which I don't know the last time
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: you've even posted about an episode coming.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 7: Out from all the time.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: Bro, Are you confusing Son of a Boy Dad with
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Tuesday Night comedy with column.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 7: I went on a whole fucking podcast tour of LA
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 7: and every single one they said, what do you have
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 7: to plug? And I said, listen to Son of a
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 7: Boy Dad.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: Oh good god, that was feet On, that was Boots,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: This next guy guys from Son of a Boy Dad.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 4: Everybody in the audience is quickly grabbing their phone. Describe
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 4: between the ten seconds that.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: Not shows on podcasts. I did this.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: I said, listen to wear a QR code on his shirt.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: Frans, if you went on.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: A podcast and they said anything to plug, you would
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 7: have said francellas dot com for tickets. I don't even know.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 7: If I promoted my shows.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: No, I would have said tires. No, I would say
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: son of a Boy Dad. I would say, well, we
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 4: just need to get you on the I mean, it's
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: in my profile on Instagram.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: And we just need to get you on the fucking
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: on the marquee.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: And we should put you. We should have on your website.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 4: I got rid of my website. Oh but what what
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: we should do is you should add the son of
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 4: a boy Dad social tag to your Instagram profile.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: That will help. I'll just to that. That'd be good
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: for saw my Twitter for sure. I think it's actually
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 7: the only thing on my Twitter profile lies. No, I
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 7: think it's literally just son of a Boy Dad.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is there.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: Well, little sass is a liar?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: Is this the one you were thinking of?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 7: No? No, you see that light earlier? She was crazy?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: What I got a couple games in before I came
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: here today. Yeah, and you filmed it to like get
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: clips from.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 7: No, you don't have to film it. You can just
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: press the left button on your controller in it and
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: it says when do you want to capture from?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'll start getting back into the video games, bro,
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'll start getting into NCAA twenty five.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: I mean, no one has carried their team like I
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 7: carried my team this morning.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Who's on your squad?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 7: I got thirty six kills boat now, I was solo
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 7: thirty six skills. The person below me had seventeen. Wow,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 7: I mean that's my back was sore. Yeah.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: You gotta lift with your legs, not your back, bro.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: Dominated I had people rage quitting because I was playing
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 7: so well. I was doing jump shots and then I
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 7: posted online everyone's like bot lobby, not a ball lobby.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 7: I'm sure it looks like a bot lobby when there's
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 7: that level of greatness performing. No, you definitely had crazy
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: mods on. I don't. I wish I did. I've thought
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 7: about downloading hacks a couple of times, but you're never
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 7: gonna do it. You probably will, but that's cool though.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hold it against you.
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 7: I'm pumped to get back because I promised a new compilation.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: So the best way to promote your tour it is.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: I promise a new compilation. It's just tough to decide what.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Not the best way to promote your tour is the
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: only thing that you're comfortable with posting online?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: Though, brother, I'm not comfortable posting my gaming. It's it's
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 7: a risk. That's like David Bowie is stepping into the unknown.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 7: That's like David Bowie thinking you're good and you don't
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 7: know if you're good because you post it online and
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 7: it's easier for people to just go bots by lobby hardcore.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: You're playing on hardcore. I'm playing on hard lobby.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 7: People like to shoot on playing on hardcore because it's
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 7: easier to kill people Hardcore and Call of Duty. It's
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 7: like one bullet kills someone. It's supposed to be like realistic,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: but and everyone hits on it. They're like, well, you're
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: playing on hard courts, like, well, I'm playing, Yeah, I'm
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: playing on hard court. It's easier for me to die too.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 7: It's not just easier for me to kill, it's easier
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 7: for me to be killed.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 4: Are you talking to me?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you feel like Forrest Gump on the bench.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: He's looking at me, and I was giving you the rundown?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: Is this for me?
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 7: And I was running well, I got a lot of
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 7: nasty comments saying hardcore, Yeah, hardcore going on a six
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 7: skill streak that quick and hardcore it's very tough to do.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 7: Only if you can hear the music can pull that off.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Doesn't feel like talking to her like a nursing home
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: patient with dementia.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 4: Him talking to me reminds me of going on a
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 4: date with someone on it from a dating app who
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 4: looks nothing like their pictures where from the moment I
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 4: meet them, then we sit down and I want to
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 4: be nice, but I don't hear a single word they.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Say, just checked out, pissed off about how you got
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: lied to.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 4: How many drinks are before I can leave without hurting
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 4: her feelings.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: Well, her feelings are gonna be hurt regardless, so you
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: might as well just bail.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 7: I was promised big tits. This isn't really doing it
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 7: for me.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that people aren't lying on the They're probably
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: lying on their face.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 7: Oh really, I would definitely if I was a girl,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 7: I'd just belying about the tits. No face is tough
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 7: to lie about. You're gonna see the face.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 4: That's what they hold the camera up here and then
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: and then they and you're like, wow, she's got long
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: arms or something.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: She's she's she comes in and she's just in fish
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: eye like she was honest about her face, but she's
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: just is a fish eye woman.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 7: Speaking of fishing, I'm speaking. I'm thinking of getting a
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 7: new rob. I think it's time to upgrade to a
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 7: good rod. I gotta get real with my I got
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 7: a Reddington rod and it's pretty cheap. It was like
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 7: I got it at the just had a fly shop
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: and it was cheap. And it's it's not it's it's
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 7: doing a good job, but it's not a great rod.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 7: And I'm thinking about upgrade into the Orvis Helios.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Roger Stewart, Yeah, Rod, Brinda Moore, yeah Rod.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 7: Uh. But now I'll have a running bods for us
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: to all go fishing together.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 4: I'm invited.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, wow, what this is massive. I've never been invited
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: to Jersey. I've never been invited branch.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: Why don't we go hit the Housatonic again. It's time,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 4: right now, this is the time.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 7: I don't think that's really gonna do it for me.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: I think that's better than Jersey.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 7: Bro I don't think it is. Jersey is really good fishing.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: I know, I know that this is well Housatonics in
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: New York.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: I thought it was in Connecticut.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 4: You're right.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: Do we go to Jersey on the way down to
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: a Phillies game?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 7: We could fish in the asof in the south branch,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 7: wet some lines. A couple of dry droppers.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Go to Woodrow Wilson service area, go to Bruce Springsteen
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: service area.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: Is that a thing bon Jovi?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: Don't? Yeah, it is bon Jovi.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: I think maybe it's bon Jovi. There's a bon Jovi service.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: Area, service positive and all they play is bon Jovi?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: Imagine working at the cinnabon there and like wanting to
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: blow your brains out hour two living on a prayer.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: John he used to work on the docks.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Extra Cream Jovi is a good band.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 7: It's a good band for like key to like child
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: athletes to listen to, for baby grunk. Yeah, Tom Jovi,
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 7: your friends as your dad plays Bomb Jovi driving to
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 7: a game.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: That is That's what That's what the goal is. Let's
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: end in the episode.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 7: Whatever you say, Bro, I'm glad you said it.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 4: Not me. I've been getting in trouble.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 7: That's the thing is I never want to in the episode.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: No, we just cut it out every time you say it.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 7: Because I haven't even done my plugs yet.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: What could well.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: Recording to listen sass and I will be in Cleveland August,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 4: I believe, sixteenth weekend for three nights. Then I'm going
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 4: to be in Austin, Texas in September on to Lexington, Kentucky.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 4: I'm coming to I'm coming to Dallas again and we're
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 4: going to do Kansas City and we're gonna do Rochester
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 4: and then we're gonna do Grand Rapids, Michigan in December.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 4: Really yeah, if I if I was, Yeah, So you
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: can go to my Instagram has the link. I think
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: it's Punch Up Live Francis Alas. Just find that, and
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 4: that's where you'll be able to get tickets to all
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: those shows.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: And uh go support Nate Dog at the final table
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: of the World Series or he's gonna be on the
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: main table at the World Series of Poker.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 7: But before you do all that, make sure we uh no, no,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 7: that's one over to little Sasquatch website dot com. I mean,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 7: in Austin this week, tickets are flying off the shelves,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 7: so we'll get tickets for that. It's gonna be guardin.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 7: He's gonna be there opening up, and it's gonna be fun.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 7: It's gonna be a good time, lots of laughs.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun. And you're gonna be announcing that
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be replacing a certain well, you'll do your
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: announcement down there for what you're gonna be replacing it
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: Shertain podcast hosts in Austin.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, permanently, Matt and Matt and Harry's Secret Podcast.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: I didn't want to do the announcement.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 7: Now, all right, come see me in Austin. Please, I'm
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 7: begging you, thank you, goodbye. I got a peace so
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 7: bad