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My Old Hag Era · Serious Beef Podcast

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  I'm Abby and I'm Anna and this series beef welcome.
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  Jump right in. You're right.
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  This exciting times. It's December but it's not
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  exciting yesterday when I my phone did an update.
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  You know what else starts with Dec?
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  Deceived. Deceived.
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  Yeah, my this is my beef. I think I'm two weeks in a row
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  that I have the beef so. That's OK.
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  I'm. Going to be bitchy about
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  something next. Week Apple made me do an update
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  on my phone and ruined my phone. No, they did not They they only
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  did the. First half of that, first of
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  all. Who did the other half?
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  They ruined. They only updated it.
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  They didn't ruin it. It's what I'm saying.
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  I'm not saying that. Somebody else?
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  Oh. My God and ruined my phone.
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  They only did the first half of that.
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  Nobody did it. If it was an apple, I want to
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  know who's responsible. I need names.
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  You. I'm there going on the list.
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  I get underlined. I get underlined twice.
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  Hold on are. You writing this down?
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  Who ruined my phone? Can you read that answer out
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  loud? No.
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  Abby. No.
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  She wrote ME, folks, I think Abby's not in my house.
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  God took the phone and ruined it, no?
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  I'm just losing all this shit. Here's why let me.
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  Know what we need to do? What I just remember having a
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  light bulb. I could see it what?
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  I'm writing it down. Oh, you're.
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  Going to write it down. OK, well let me tell you why.
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  Apple, we ruined my phone, OK? First of all, they put 2 new
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  apps on here without my permission.
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  I mean they just delete them. Hang on a second, they probably
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  did have my permission because you have to agree before they
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  let you do the update you had 100%.
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  What is Why do I have preview? What does preview mean?
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  What does that even mean? It's a preview press.
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  Fold it in? What do you mean fold it in?
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  Just fold it in. Fold in the juice, press and
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  hold. I know how to delete.
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  I want to know what it means wait don't remove it till I
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  know. What it is, I don't know.
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  Review scanned documents. New documents.
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  Well, look at. That you will.
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  Will you just answer your fucking questions?
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  I don't understand what that means.
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  Preview. Well, OK, if you're on a Mac and
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  you like or you click on a document and you press the space
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  bar, it'll open it up in preview and it doesn't actually open the
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  document, let it to look at it. So I assume that this is like a
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  way that you can look at documents without actually
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  opening them. What's the point of that?
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  Well, can you do you like, I mean I think it depends on the
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  document you may well now you just downloaded that, so I
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  actually can't preview it. I could not see it without
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  downloading. It I didn't say you see that
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  downloading, it said you could see what that opening is.
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  Folks, that's so freaking tiny. How am I supposed to know what
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  any of that is? You click.
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  On it I done clicked on it and it downloaded it.
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  And now it's opening. If it wasn't download, I'm not
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  upset about this because that's me and Mayor and Julian right
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  there at the X and heroes coming.
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  Close that out. So I'm happy about that.
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  You're talking about what? Is the app Julian?
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  Julian leaned in and said fucking fool.
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  And I said OK, I got you. It was awesome.
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  Wait a moment. Oh man, Liv's still mad at me
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  because I talked to Julian and she didn't.
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  Delete the app. I can't now because it's got
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  this great picture in there. How could I the picture?
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  The picture is elsewhere. Excellent.
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  Excellent. Thank you.
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  I'm happy to hear. That hey fucking God.
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  Now listen. Now listen.
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  I do have a legitimate beef, yeah.
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  Like what are you saying about? Because I believe I.
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  Believe you OK, I just did not. Hear it?
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  Because here's the thing, OK, Now when my phone is locked, OK,
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  And you get these little notifications, Yeah.
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  Or when you swipe up and you have to put in like your
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  numbers. Yeah.
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  It's clear. Do you see that that is clear?
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  Can you? Can.
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  You walk right? Here we go again, stupid Mind
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  where there's stupid bees? Technology convention.
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  They made my UPS clear. OK.
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  No, not just my UPS, my notification.
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  And the numbers, OK, all right, for pizza.
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  No, no, let me. Finish You know I'm not telling
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  you I have bad eyes. When you have macular
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  degeneration, you think I could see things that are clear.
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  Best part of this is I told Abby that my phone made me download
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  an update. And he's proceeding to say, Oh
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  no, you're going to have high speed coming.
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  Of. Heart because she knew I was
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  going to be pissed. I was like.
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  'Cause now, like I open up my e-mail, where's the search bar
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  at the bottom? Why would you change that?
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  Like why would why? Because they're things, they're
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  monsters. They are monsters.
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  Why would you do that? And you know why?
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  Because they're like all these young kids that are doing these
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  updates are like, OK, everybody over 40, we're about to fuck
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  their life up right now. Let's go update.
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  Everything's clear. Everything's, everything's at
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  the bottom now. We're going to screw with these
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  people and it's going to be awesome.
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  There you go. I know somebody went in and
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  changed my whole phone and I didn't even know who did it and
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  apparently it was me. I looked at Liv and I was.
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  Like why did you change my background?
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  Why did what is? Happening here.
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  What's going on? She goes, I didn't touch your
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  phone and I'm like, someone put a different lock screen on here.
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  Somebody like everything was changed and it turned out that I
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  accidentally pressed something and it reverted to the whatever
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  I had on there previously, the time before they're like
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  automatically switched it the inside and outside screens to
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  what I had selected the time before and I'm like.
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  I don't even know how I did that.
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  It's a Mr. Me, I'll be honest, I don't know.
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  I don't know either. And I don't know how to how to
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  turn your notifications back from clear.
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  That's why I'm heading your phone right now.
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  Work on it well. We will work on it, she says.
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  You could do a Google. The the time is better.
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  I can see it now. And I do do the Google.
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  You're the one that told me to do do, do, do, do, do, do let's.
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  I do do the Google because you told me, look, you can just
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  Google it. That's what I do.
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  And I it's true you're. Right.
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  That's you're right. That's smart.
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  Really. Google it.
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  Google is my best friend. So have you ever done this?
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  This kind of goes with the technology thing.
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  No, you're scrolling on like Amazon or something.
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  You're shopping OK, And you kind of doze off and shit.
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  You're not. I woke up and I was like, jeez.
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  OK, I look at my phone, I had like $100 worth of stuff in my
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  cart. Sorry honey, I blacked out my
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  whole dog in the crap. No, thankfully I had not
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  purchased, but I was like what the Hell's all?
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  This. I needed Face ID thumbprint.
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  I'll tell you what, go way through.
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  I do this off and I had all this stuff in my car.
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  Stuff she does off with her finger on the.
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  Plus button my face, holding it over my face.
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  No, no with your. Finger on the plus button.
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  We brought you why did I buy? 100 rolls of dollar paper.
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  I was looking for Sam, asked for something for Christmas and
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  that's what I was looking for and I had to go in there and
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  then. Delete out all this stuff out of
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  my car. I wish I would take a screenshot
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  so I could show you what it because it was like.
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  No, I what? The hell is all this I can?
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  Say that I I have never had that happen to me, but that's why I
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  don't shop drowsy. You know what and that is?
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  That is a sound advice word to the word to the wise from the.
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  Wise. Yes, don't shop drowsy because
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  honestly, you might have you might put some in your cart you
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  didn't want to No so. Good.
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  You know what I am trying to pull up.
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  Listener Brittany will send me things that you can buy online
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  on the Facebook Marketplace. OK.
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  From time to time she finds some good crazy stuff, some good,
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  some good winners. Yeah, yeah, she does awesome.
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  And so I was going back and look at these.
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  These are royal limited Egyptian glass egg set hand painted
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  collectibles. OK?
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  Oh man, no longer be able to have to look at it small, OK.
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  Maybe you should preview it first.
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  Like face, hang on, I gotta take a picture because I gotta post
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  that on the Facebook, God damn it.
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  OK, so she said this is what it looks like.
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  OK, oh beautiful mother. Those look like bug plugs.
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  They look like eggs. They.
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  Look like butt plugs. Well, I mean, that just looks.
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  Like pretty eggs to me. I don't know.
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  Where's your mind? At listener For the record, the
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  eggs come on stands. They look like butt plugs.
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  Well, I guess if you're looking at the whole stand, but I was
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  just looking at like the egg. She sent me this.
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  She goes weird letters to have. I'm just saying 4 feet letters,
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  4 foot letters. OK.
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  Oh, there's big as tall as that goes up to the car window,
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  right? That's really tall.
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  What letters are there? SDI somebody you know, I got the
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  story behind that I do. Too.
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  Go ahead. Somebody cheated on somebody.
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  And then they would and then they would put that in their
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  yard with. I thought that.
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  They was more of a holiday thing and it's supposed to be TIS.
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  It could be, it could be. And then their then their
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  husband cheated on them and they turned around and they burned
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  them real bad. This one porcelain bedpan
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  guitar, that is a guitar with the porcelain bedpan part down
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  at the the guitar part, guitar brown part, if you will, that
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  that's terrible and I don't know who would want that.
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  That is terrible, but these are the I thought that it was a
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  good. Segue with with what you said
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  online shopping so at least you're not adding those things
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  to your cart. It's true because if I bought a
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  porcelain bedpan guitar, I would be upset.
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  I also wanted to show you this because we're talking.
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  About the nutcrackers last time and Ashley or not Jesus not
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  Ashley Lister. Brittany sent me this and it is
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  we had family Nutcracker painting session after our
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  Thanksgiving. Dinner.
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  Oh, fun. Look at that.
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  That's hilarious. Look at Aunt.
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  Barbara, I know the idea. That is, what is she holding?
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  I think it's like a cup of some. Kind.
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  It looks like a little cup. I've no idea.
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  The hair, that's hilarious. I thought it was very funny,
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  Excellent. So I took a screenshot of that,
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  but I just thought you'd appreciate that.
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  I think it's awesome. Now I have to do something that
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  I said I would never do on here. Oh, you said you would never do.
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  It I would never do this. OK, I don't know if I ever said
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  it on the podcast, but I said it about the podcast in, you know.
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  The privacy of my own home. True.
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  I think you did say it. I think I know what you're going
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  to say. Now I said that I would never
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  apologize. Yeah, I think I said on here.
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  I said what I said. I did.
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  You did say it because you're like, this is how I feel about
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  it. This is my opinion about it, and
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  I like Taylor Swift and I don't care.
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  I'm never going to apologize. Well, I'm not apologizing about
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  that, just be clear. Hold on.
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  And that that goes for everything that you said,
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  however. I need to issue a formal
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  apology. I heard you.
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  I heard somebody think she went too far.
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  I guess I did to the Diet Coke lovers out there.
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  I'm sorry. Oh, she said it.
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  I'm sorry that you're weak, willed.
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  No. No, apparently.
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  Apparently went too hard on the Diet Coke.
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  OK, last time. Oh.
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  OK, listen, you can enjoy Diet Coke.
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  I I guess I should have maybe made that more clear.
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  You can enjoy Diet Coke. I don't care.
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  I just don't get it. I just personally, I think that
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  if you are like, no, I love Diet Coke.
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  I think it's maybe an addiction thing because the sweetener is
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  known to be addictive. That is my opinion.
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  But if you truly just love the taste of Diet Coke, what power?
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  Do you what power do you there's no sugar in it you know now
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  listener Erica, I've confirmed listener Erica I heard that
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  thanks for joining you got to tell the story what she did she
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  called it to your attention that you.
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  Well, she did. She did coke.
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  Diet Coke. People.
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  I do, I do. Because then she really turned
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  and cracked open a Diet Coke. I'm going to tell you what
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  you're going to call somebody out on hating the Diet Coke.
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  That's an excellent. That's a good way.
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  You know what? Yeah.
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  Thank you. Good on your listener.
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  You know what? She's keeping me in in line.
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  Cubicle is right next to mine. So she's she's listening to the
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  new ones and she's working backwards so as to stay
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  relevant. OK.
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  Which is, I think, an interesting way to do things.
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  Why not? Why wouldn't you work your way
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  back? Why?
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  Because? Because in case there's context
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  like, would you listen to? Oh, you know, that's.
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  True. See what I'm saying?
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  I've seen by my life like I wish I was old and no I get backwards
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  but you know. True, but because getting old is
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  the worst. It is, I feel, elderly.
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  OK. But no, she's she's listened to
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  the recent ones. Now she can say she goes because
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  I think this is what I need in my life.
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  I need you and your mom to gossip about our workplace
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  drama. That's hilarious.
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  I wanted to listen to. I was like, that's too fun.
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  Well, you've come to the right place.
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  That's all I have time for lately is the workplace drama.
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  But not true. I was also a lie, by the way.
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  Our sauce. Go for it, cherry chutney.
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  Oh, that's a new one. Yeah, they all are in theory.
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  It's supposed to be supposed to be.
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  Supposed to be. Oh my goodness.
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  I also have written down here that we have the Christmas cards
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  versus we sent out. Now, have I addressed mine and
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  sent them out? Nope.
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  They've been done for a week. They've been done, I've just
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  been very busy. It's true.
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  So my plan is to get it. It's supposed to be very cold
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  this weekend and I really don't want to leave my house, so I'm
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  hoping that I get it all get it all done this weekend when I'm
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  staying home and having a rope Sunday or something.
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  Oh man, I wish I was doing that. I know.
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  That's my favorite thing in the whole world, to have a rope
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  Sunday. I love a robe Sunday.
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  I love it. Sometimes I actually walk around
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  her Harry Potter robe. That's a Robe Sunday, isn't it?
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  Isn't it? Well, we've got a final, so you
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  can. You're going to need to robe
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  this Sunday. Well, we got a final count.
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  We got 120 cards going out. I did order 120.
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  Yeah, this year. So it's growing.
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  The list is growing. The.
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  List grows every year. My work party is tomorrow
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  evening actually. Oh.
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  So I'll be giving my cards out to my work people tomorrow.
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  You know already. I've already been to people
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  already asking me what did we do this year?
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  I said just wait till the party, you'll find out.
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  Yep. So I'm going to give them out
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  tomorrow. Well, you know, they arrived in
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  Kansas City, the ones that I. Sent to my year will.
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  And they had to know what the process was.
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  They loved them. They're like, what's what's your
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  process? Are the.
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  Is it real? They loved them.
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  They wanted to know what the process was.
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  And so I, I was, you know, given the behind the scenes and all
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  that kind of stuff. So yeah, no, but everybody so
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  far is, has loved them, right? My work's got them.
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  When we get it out, I'll have to post it and then maybe I'll post
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  some of the behind the scene pictures because we start one
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  year we were doing, I think it was the year we did have
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  yourself a merry little Christmas and we probably have
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  talked about this. Sam took some pictures of us
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  doing our photo shoot. And so then we were like, oh,
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  these are actually hilarious. The behind the scenes pictures
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  are as funny as the finished products.
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  So we kind of do a few every year now.
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  So it's it's pretty funny. It's pretty funny.
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  So the card is adorable. I love it.
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  And you even help me create a calendar.
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  I create a calendar for my family members every year that
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  Abby helps you put together. We got that time so.
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  We got to order those. Those aren't.
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  Ordered yet I have to. Order Well, you know what?
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  Yes, my birthday's coming up. You just had a birthday.
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  I just had my birthday. The big nine.
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  O yes. I'm secretly 90.
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  And if that were the case, I look amazing.
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  She looks great. Anna, you don't look a day over
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  90. You look great for 90, I look
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  great for 90. You should just tell people
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  you're 90. My, you should just tell people
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  because if I tell them my real age, they're going to be like,
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  oh, how are you still living? No, no, no, no, no.
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  Because you, you and the paw in the mall, we're just at
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  whatever. And the nurse comes in.
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  She's talking to you. We were at the hospital,
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  actually, and a couple of the nurses came in and they were
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  like you guys. They looked at my mom and my dad
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  and they were like, you're in your 80s.
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  Wow, you guys look really young. I would never said you were in
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  your 80s. And then they turn.
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  They the one turns to me and goes.
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  Oh, who let the? Cryptkeeper in here.
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  That was a smack. Leave that in.
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  The Yeah, she actually says. To me, do you mind if I ask how
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  old you are? And I was like, no, I don't
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  mind. I don't care because I said my
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  age. I don't know if I should say it
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  in the pod. 79 OK. There is a nine.
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  In my age, but it's at the. End.
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  I just turned 59, although Olivia did we tell the story
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  about when I told Olivia my age and I told her I was 29?
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  And she got in trouble. At school was that was.
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  Wasn't that me? No.
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  Oh, was that Liv? No, Liv was in first grade and
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  that teacher is notoriously a little was his first grade
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  teacher and she's been. Talked about on the pod before.
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  The priest had his birthday and he was turning like 79 or
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  something million. And I, I leaned over to to live.
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  We were sitting together at the church at the birthday thing.
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  And I said something because it was must have been around my
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  birthday too. Or I said my birthday.
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  I'm going to be 29. And she's like oh, OK.
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  And then she goes to school and tells her teacher that.
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  My mom is 29. I'm. 29 well that teacher knows
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  damn well I'm not 29. Sure live is in first grade
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  because I was 35 with living born.
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  Here's something. Here's thing when if you're that
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  teacher, are you like, oh, ha ha, OK, What?
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  I would have cracked up, right? You're like, sure, that would
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  have cracked me up. Because I wouldn't know that mom
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  is fibbing to that kid and that's.
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  Hilarious, right? Right.
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  Or there's just a misunderstanding.
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  It's probably more likely what it is, but this is.
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  What women do we joke around about being 29, right?
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  It's just a joke. I would have thought it was
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  funny and known that that was a joke, right?
• 18:28
  Nope. She got in trouble and she had
• 18:30
  it. And then she comes storming into
• 18:32
  my classroom. You need to go tell your
• 18:33
  daughter you are not 29. And she yelled at me.
• 18:35
  Well. Because a little.
• 18:38
  You don't back down. My mom told me she's.
• 18:41
  Why not? You don't know, stupid bitch.
• 18:45
  You don't know what the fuck you talking about?
• 18:47
  My mom told me the Macarena was saying in Japanese.
• 18:52
  Bitch, why didn't you tell me that?
• 18:55
  Why didn't you tell me that? God damn it, I was publicly
• 19:02
  humiliated. Everything we already told.
• 19:05
  Yes yes, so listeners will know unless you're a new listener
• 19:08
  now, you know that my mother made me believe that the
• 19:11
  Macarena was sung in Japanese and then I was publicly
• 19:14
  humiliated from my entire class of like 20 people like 20
• 19:19
  people. And honestly, you know it wasn't
• 19:20
  even because it was in it was in PE.
• 19:23
  You know how they would tell the kids yes, there's.
• 19:25
  Eight people publicly humiliated.
• 19:30
  They're like. Oh my God, we're going.
• 19:31
  To get Abby out of these smart kids anyway.
• 19:34
  No, I just turned 59. I had a great birthday.
• 19:36
  I don't really care. I don't usually make a big deal
• 19:38
  about my birthday. I don't really care that much
• 19:40
  about it. But you know, the one thing, the
• 19:43
  one thing I ever want for a gift or, you know, whatever, is just
• 19:46
  to spend time with people. You know?
• 19:48
  You know how I am. Yeah, and we never spend any
• 19:51
  time together. I don't ever.
• 19:53
  Well damn, I wish you'd have people.
• 19:54
  Come around a little bit more, but.
• 19:56
  Sound like my grandma. So so I went well my birthday
• 20:02
  was on a Friday so I had to go to work and which is 0 fun but
• 20:08
  it is what it is you know life goes on and I don't really care
• 20:11
  if I celebrate my birthday on my birthday or another day like it
• 20:14
  doesn't matter I go So I go to work and just do my normal
• 20:18
  routine and at some point in the afternoon.
• 20:21
  You know, I walked into the bathroom and I saw myself in the
• 20:23
  mirror. I had not put a speck of makeup
• 20:26
  on my face. I don't go to Walmart.
• 20:29
  I don't go to Walmart without makeup.
• 20:31
  Oh, OK, Won't do it because this face.
• 20:34
  No, she said. Well, I couldn't even tell that
• 20:38
  I wasn't wearing makeup. Oh.
• 20:39
  No, no, I was stunned. I was saying.
• 20:41
  That their mouth dropped open and went I left my makeup on.
• 20:45
  OK, I guess this is welcome to my old hag era.
• 20:47
  Like what just happened? Did.
• 20:52
  Anybody. Notice any difference?
• 20:54
  No one's anything but the shock faces.
• 20:56
  Probably should take me off and I was supposed to get my
• 21:03
  evaluation done that day and I was like, oh crap, I hurt random
• 21:05
  up random my purse and got a little compact and then you
• 21:08
  think that's going to take your evaluation?
• 21:11
  No, I just didn't want people to see me looking so hideoso, so I
• 21:15
  had to. I was like, where in the world
• 21:17
  he. Said no makeup on.
• 21:20
  So unprofessional made. Me come in here and look at you.
• 21:24
  During this evaluation, no mega fucking forever unclean Yoba
• 21:32
  Goya. Isn't it Yoba Goya?
• 21:33
  That's what I said, Yoba Goya. They said Ubagoya anyway that so
• 21:37
  whatever. Then he then he ended up not
• 21:38
  coming over and doing my evaluation.
• 21:39
  So it was all good, but that was embarrassing so I had to wear a
• 21:44
  paper bag around for the rest of the afternoon.
• 21:47
  So. But then the next day, Sam asked
• 21:50
  me what I wanted to do for my birthday, and my sister was
• 21:52
  coming in town, and so I said we should watch Wicked the first
• 21:55
  half. She hasn't watched the first.
• 21:57
  She hadn't watched the first half of Wicked yet.
• 21:59
  And then go to the movies and see the second-half of Wicked
• 22:04
  with you guys, with all of us ladies.
• 22:05
  I invited Wing, but he didn't want.
• 22:07
  To go. And he goes.
• 22:08
  He goes. Not surprising.
• 22:09
  Yeah, I'm like, I thought you like some musicals.
• 22:11
  I. Know I know no, he he opted out,
• 22:14
  which is fine. I don't invite to do anything I
• 22:15
  want to have they don't want to do and so we go to we watch the
• 22:21
  first half, which is amazing. We love it.
• 22:23
  I love the first half of Wicked and Then we Go.
• 22:25
  Stop full stop on that and my heart was ripped out.
• 22:29
  I literally said next time somebody suggests we go see
• 22:32
  Wicked for good, just stab me in the heart.
• 22:35
  It will hurt less than watching that.
• 22:37
  No. OK, listen.
• 22:41
  Not as bad as Hunger Games. Oh, help me.
• 22:48
  The set of eyes on the reaping. Yep.
• 22:51
  Never. I agree with you 100%.
• 22:53
  Not very bad. I went and saw Wicked for good.
• 22:56
  I'd never finished and I don't know, I don't know if I can even
• 23:02
  see that movie. I don't know.
• 23:03
  That's a struggle. But anyway, back-to-back to
• 23:05
  every topic. Yeah, it it ripped my heart out,
• 23:07
  but it was wonderful. It was incredible.
• 23:09
  It was the gayest, straightest movie I've ever seen.
• 23:11
  It's true, and that's OK. We loved it.
• 23:13
  We loved it. It was awesome.
• 23:15
  It was it was very good. I would listen to the soundtrack
• 23:17
  again. I don't know if I could bring
• 23:19
  myself to watch a movie. Again, I thought it was
• 23:21
  wonderful. So then we Sunday we go, my
• 23:27
  sister and Jessam and I go see the Wiz at the Fox and we got
• 23:32
  home and watched the original. Wizard of Oz so outstanding.
• 23:35
  With the movie ends at like 9:30 and I go OK now Muppets version
• 23:40
  wizard. Of Oz And then we're all.
• 23:42
  Cracking up. We're like, no, we gotta go to
• 23:43
  bed. I cannot recommend the Wiz
• 23:47
  enough. I never seen it live.
• 23:49
  There's a long pause. It's true, that's true.
• 23:51
  I cannot recommend the Wiz enough.
• 23:57
  You've done have a four on this. I cannot recommend this enough.
• 24:03
  Why do I do? That, I don't know.
• 24:05
  That's weird. I've tried.
• 24:05
  I've tried to make it more dramatic or I just can't find my
• 24:08
  words. That's probably what it is.
• 24:10
  The Wiz was so much fun. It is a blast.
• 24:13
  It is an absolute blast of a show.
• 24:14
  It's so much color. It's, I mean, just so much
• 24:18
  attitude and so over the top. And it was I I like.
• 24:23
  It's one of those shows I'm just smiling the whole time and
• 24:27
  enjoying every minute of it. Yeah, so, so, so great.
• 24:31
  So we had a ton of fun. I do like that one.
• 24:33
  We had the spaghetti factory on the way home.
• 24:34
  Mayor bought me dinner for my breakfast for my breakfast for
• 24:37
  my birthday. I was I was actually talking to
• 24:39
  my Co worker Lisa because she. They go to a lot of Fox shows,
• 24:42
  so OK, OK. And I said, oh, you know, they
• 24:45
  went and saw that you guys had gone and see the Wiz.
• 24:47
  She was oh, I wanted to see that.
• 24:49
  She's so good. Yep.
• 24:51
  She was like, she's like, was it great?
• 24:53
  And I was like, they said it was very, very good.
• 24:55
  And she's like. Loved it.
• 24:58
  They slam it. So what an excellent whole week.
• 25:01
  And then I came home from the fox and Wayne had got nothing
• 25:04
  bundt cake and so we had birthday cake and he gave me a
• 25:10
  gift card to go get my names done, which I just did.
• 25:13
  So they look amazing. Wow, So what a great gift.
• 25:17
  What what an awesome great gift. Birthday Liv got me birthday
• 25:21
  weekend, birthday weekend, the whole weekend.
• 25:22
  So much fun, Nick. Bring you anything?
• 25:25
  Saint Louis Blues ornament and A and the chocolate.
• 25:30
  Reese's trees are very nice, very nice, so.
• 25:33
  Yummy but awesome weekend. I don't normally like who's my
• 25:37
  birthday weekend We got to celebrate every day, but it just
• 25:39
  kind of end up being fun stuff all weekend.
• 25:40
  And yeah. And I had a blast.
• 25:41
  And then I found out that someone I love has the same
• 25:46
  birthday as me and I was like who else do I like that has or
• 25:51
  important famous people maybe that have the same birthdays.
• 25:54
  So December 5th we I already knew about Walt Disney.
• 25:57
  I always. Loved that we had the same
• 26:00
  birthday. I always thought that was super
• 26:01
  cool that I have the same birthday as Walt Disney.
• 26:02
  Yeah. Martin Van Buren.
• 26:04
  Not sure how you can get more cooler than that.
• 26:06
  I don't know. My, my girlfriend.
• 26:08
  Purple Kiss Chan. Yes.
• 26:10
  Who Who was the first person you said?
• 26:13
  Martin Van Buren, Walt Disney, and then Martin Van Buren.
• 26:16
  Who the Yeah, I know Walt Disney.
• 26:18
  Is Martin Van Buren one of our presidents?
• 26:22
  Clearly didn't do anything. Impressive Van Buren Van.
• 26:26
  Buren. Wasn't he a president of our
• 26:27
  United States? Martin.
• 26:33
  I can't type. He's the 8th president, OK?
• 26:36
  I'm like, I'm pretty sure he wasn't president.
• 26:38
  OK, Yeah, but he looks, he looks like he's got some great mutton.
• 26:43
  Chops. Yeah, he's got some excellent
• 26:44
  mum chops with no hair on top, lots of hair on the side, lots
• 26:48
  of hair on the side. He's a little.
• 26:49
  He's the coolest, Yeah, I put him on my dotable.
• 26:54
  Lid. He looks like he had a whole
• 26:56
  bunch of hair on his head and then a really hard, like harsh
• 26:58
  fan would just shoved it all down slowly over time, slid
• 27:03
  down. Yeah.
• 27:04
  I'm not sure. Marvin Buren.
• 27:06
  Have you considered a brush? Have you considered it's coming
• 27:09
  here? It's pretty wild.
• 27:10
  It's out there. It's print two.
• 27:11
  He went around with like Ben, like he didn't care.
• 27:15
  He said I'm fucking 8th president.
• 27:16
  Who's going to fucking Remember Me?
• 27:17
  4th, 8th. 8th OK, so yeah, then I found out that my boy Suman
• 27:23
  from TXT that's a that's AK pop group.
• 27:26
  Check him out there. He was the primary.
• 27:28
  Founder of the Democratic Party. OK, well there you go.
• 27:30
  And then I already said my girl, my girlfriend Purple Kiss, who I
• 27:33
  just saw a concert and same birthday as me exciting and this
• 27:37
  one I just found out so excited. Conan Gray the same birthday,
• 27:43
  obviously not the same year, but that was exciting.
• 27:46
  We were celebrating on the same day.
• 27:48
  So well guess what signed times. I have had this list written
• 27:52
  down since since before I started accurately making a a
• 27:58
  list of of things I wrote down shared birthdays.
• 28:01
  These are the people who share a birthday with me.
• 28:02
  OK, good. Pretty timing.
• 28:04
  Let's do it cuz yours is next. You're coming up.
• 28:06
  Right, so mine is December 27th, as is Ashley's.
• 28:09
  Yes, and this is actually going to be a good transition for us
• 28:13
  because because I got other thing to talk about too.
• 28:15
  Oh, awesome. OK, so people who share a
• 28:17
  birthday with me and Ashley and my cousin Cade Ben Cade and the
• 28:22
  elephant Raja. The elephant Raja.
• 28:23
  Our beloved Raja. Our beloved Raja.
• 28:26
  OK, I said that Ash is 91, I'm 93, Elephant is 92 and Kate is
• 28:35
  99. So we're going to get all the
• 28:37
  90s, I think. You're going to get one in
• 28:38
  there. Yeah, we need.
• 28:40
  And I just found out the Savannah Guthrie, it also has
• 28:42
  the same birthday as you from the Today's host of the Today
• 28:45
  Show write. That down.
• 28:46
  I love her, Savannah Guthrie and Savannah.
• 28:50
  Everybody cools on the 27th. Don't tell you right now.
• 28:53
  I know, I know. Set.
• 28:54
  For me and Conan, Greg. Well, I'll tell you right now.
• 28:57
  And wait, wait, don't forget Martin Van here.
• 28:59
  OK, Hayley Williams, the lead singer pair.
• 29:02
  More awesome. Yeah.
• 29:04
  Who else? Who else?
• 29:05
  Nicholas Chubbicus. Nicholas Chubbicus, everybody.
• 29:07
  Loves Nick Chubb has got the same birthday as me.
• 29:10
  Fuck yeah he does. Timothy Chalamet.
• 29:13
  Timothy Chalamet, Timothy. Timothy.
• 29:16
  Charmander we we do you know that his name is tenderly
• 29:19
  Timothy What because I forget where where he's from, but
• 29:23
  that's how they Timothy Timothy OK mate might be to mate.
• 29:28
  I just found out that somebody. But yeah, we must do a little
• 29:30
  Florida in Miami. Miami yummy.
• 29:33
  What? That's a real place.
• 29:34
  Miami. No, it wasn't Miami.
• 29:37
  It was like Tiami yummy and Miami yummy.
• 29:40
  It's in Florida. Don't double name your places.
• 29:42
  Florida. What are you doing here?
• 29:43
  We go back back to the All right, 27 So Timothy Xiaomi,
• 29:47
  Louis Pasteur of Pasteurization. Oh, nice, excellent, excellent
• 29:50
  contribution to to society. Bernoulli of the Bernoulli
• 29:53
  principle. OK, OK.
• 29:55
  Paul Stasney. Paul Stasney of the Blues.
• 29:58
  Yes. Yes.
• 30:01
  Heather O'Rourke. Heather O'Rourke.
• 30:04
  I recognize that name. Please hold.
• 30:05
  What do I? What do I know that?
• 30:10
  An American actress. She's the little girl in
• 30:16
  Poltergeist that passed away. Yes.
• 30:21
  I think she's the voice of the whole thing.
• 30:22
  I think she's the voice of Ducky in The thing.
• 30:25
  We had the same same birthday, December 27th, 1975.
• 30:32
  Walker Hayes. He's a country singer.
• 30:34
  I know he sings that everybody has somebody but me or something
• 30:37
  like that. That's so darn cute.
• 30:38
  Yeah, stuff like that. He's got.
• 30:40
  He has some really cute songs. Yeah.
• 30:43
  Marlene Dietrich. Dietrich.
• 30:45
  You know who that is? Yep.
• 30:48
  She we have the same birthday. I'm trying to figure out what
• 30:52
  she's in. She's like a she's a classic
• 30:57
  old, old time, old old school Howard actress.
• 31:00
  Yes, just a gigolo. Paris when it's sizzles.
• 31:03
  Paris when it's sizzles. Nice.
• 31:05
  OK, so OK. And now Savannah Guthrie.
• 31:09
  Savannah Guthrie So. What the fuck am I saying?
• 31:12
  Savannah Guthrie? Why did you say Guthrie?
• 31:13
  I don't know, it's Guthrie. OK, well, she's she's the host
• 31:17
  of the Today show and I adore her.
• 31:21
  I googled. Sorry.
• 31:23
  No presidents have a December 27th birthday.
• 31:26
  That's fine. So close with Woodrow Wilson on
• 31:28
  the 28th, OK and Andrew Johnson on the 29th.
• 31:32
  But there isn't a currently a president who has the same
• 31:37
  birthday. That's fine.
• 31:38
  So sorry about that. That's that's fine.
• 31:43
  Your list is crap. I don't care.
• 31:46
  No, it's impossible. That's it's impossible.
• 31:48
  Because you got 'cause it's. You.
• 31:50
  Brock Purdy is your birthday too.
• 31:53
  Madam, this is an NFLNFL quarterback, folks.
• 31:56
  Brock Purdy don't know Mr. Irrelevant, now the leading the
• 32:00
  starting quarterback for the Washington.
• 32:05
  Is he Washington's? What?
• 32:07
  No, No, No, No, no, no. No, the Niners, sorry, I said
• 32:10
  the wrong team. I'm thinking the colors was
• 32:12
  trying to get the colors in my head and it's 49ers.
• 32:14
  Yeah, I'm looking. Well, I'll tell you what.
• 32:18
  Double check and I didn't miss anybody important.
• 32:20
  I I do have an excellent segue to an update that I need to give
• 32:25
  our listeners. OK, if you want to hear it,
• 32:30
  sure. And it's funny.
• 32:31
  Because is it about the elephant?
• 32:33
  It is about OK, our beloved Raja OK elephant that currently lives
• 32:41
  at the Saint Louis Zoo confirmed, confirmed.
• 32:46
  We were some deception was put out there that he was going to
• 32:50
  move to the Columbus Zoo in Ohio.
• 32:54
  It's not technically deception. He is still going to move to the
• 33:00
  Columbus Zoo, the Columbus Zoo. But we were told that he was
• 33:03
  moving a year ago. And then were Raja disappeared.
• 33:09
  Yeah, from the limelight, but never turned up at the Columbus
• 33:15
  Zoo and you're right we were pretty sure there was some
• 33:18
  nefarious. I was pretty upset.
• 33:20
  I was upset there. We we got, we had some
• 33:23
  conspiracy theories we were bouncing around and how do you?
• 33:27
  Lose an elephant? Exactly.
• 33:29
  We were worried and we wanted to know where our elephant was.
• 33:32
  I was very worried. And so I finally, finally got
• 33:36
  the word that he is still at the Saint Louis Zoo.
• 33:41
  He was supposed to move early 2025, which we knew this but
• 33:52
  they decided to I guess. Keep him, do a gradual.
• 33:57
  Transition for conservation allowing farewells and herd
• 34:02
  adjustments and he's expected to arrive in Columbus now soon.
• 34:10
  So Raja is crucial for Asian elephant elephant species
• 34:15
  survival plan because we you I know so that's why we're going
• 34:20
  to switch hers because he has he has a grandson in Jed I think
• 34:26
  now at the Saint Louis. So he does so he has too many
• 34:30
  children now at this at the Saint Louis Zoo.
• 34:33
  So we've got to move them on and that's a normal, natural thing
• 34:37
  that that elephants for the wild even.
• 34:40
  And so it's a natural herd dynamic for an elephant to now
• 34:43
  live separately from his family group because, you know, we want
• 34:47
  to keep the gene pool solid. Fine.
• 34:50
  So I guess exactly. So now he's going to Columbus to
• 34:54
  allow him to have an be the new bachelor in town and have a new,
• 34:59
  new females to to get busy with. And so the females at the at the
• 35:07
  Columbus Zoo just had two babies.
• 35:11
  They have two new they have two new babies, OK, and Rita Jean is
• 35:17
  one of them. Rita Jean is born, born in the
• 35:20
  spring and they just had a new boy and they had a contest to
• 35:24
  name him and they named him Oliver.
• 35:26
  That's hilarious. Is like awesome because I think
• 35:28
  it's awesome. And so he has so they have two
• 35:30
  new ones. And so they also decided since
• 35:32
  there were two pregnant females, let's wait and bring him after
• 35:38
  the the babies are born, right And there's adjustment period
• 35:42
  with the new little ones. Yeah and give them that is the
• 35:46
  thing that you can sometimes yes it it cause 'cause the.
• 35:49
  Elephants will know if. It's their kid or not, yes.
• 35:51
  And so they're like, OK, let's let's let's just wait a little
• 35:55
  bit till these these little ones are, are born and established
• 35:59
  and healthy and everything's good and the Mamas are healthy
• 36:02
  and good. And then, and then they'll the
• 36:07
  plan is to still move him. So he's he's he's fine.
• 36:11
  Supposedly. I'll tell you it they.
• 36:15
  Still haven't. Did you get that update?
• 36:16
  Did you get that update because you messaged them?
• 36:19
  I did not. You said you were gonna.
• 36:20
  So I was. Just curious if I googled it and
• 36:22
  I didn't find out because I'm following the Columbus Zoo and
• 36:26
  I'm waiting, I'm waiting for where's my elephant?
• 36:28
  I'm like, where is my elephant? Where's my elephant?
• 36:31
  So but I did get he's my elephant.
• 36:33
  I did get it. I know he is.
• 36:35
  It was your first birthday gift. It's it's technically, it would
• 36:37
  have been Ashley's first birthday gift.
• 36:39
  Right. So you know, he's fine,
• 36:45
  supposedly. I'll no, I'll believe when I see
• 36:47
  you exactly. Now I got real quick.
• 36:50
  I got to tell you two things. Two people that are born on your
• 36:52
  birthday. That I didn't.
• 36:54
  List, Yes, Who is it? Hit me #1 Frankie Muniz.
• 36:58
  Yeah, that is Malcolm in the Middle.
• 36:59
  Malcolm in the Middle. Little Richard, Little Richard,
• 37:02
  Excellent. Little Richard.
• 37:04
  Excellent. Now I have a who doesn't?
• 37:05
  Need a Little Richard in their. Lives Oh boy I and I got Nick
• 37:09
  Chubb. You got a Little Richard and I
• 37:12
  got a Nick Chubb. I'll tell you what, what the
• 37:20
  fuck is wrong with that? Meant to be.
• 37:22
  It was meant to be. Holy shit.
• 37:25
  Oh, boy. Alright, well, here's the thing.
• 37:27
  Here's the thing. Here's the thing I got.
• 37:29
  I need to talk to listen, Erica, because I got a funny story
• 37:31
  about Little Richard. Yeah.
• 37:34
  I need. I need clearance.
• 37:35
  I need to remember. Well, I I don't think it's an
• 37:38
  issue with me telling the story. I have to.
• 37:41
  I need the details straight. Yes.
• 37:44
  OK, OK, alright. I need to remember What what
• 37:46
  exactly? Like, because it was a long,
• 37:49
  it's a long string of events and it's like no one's going to
• 37:53
  understand why we're calling somebody this thing.
• 37:57
  But OK, OK. OK, so I need I need the context
• 37:59
  so I can explain to the listener.
• 38:00
  I'm gonna have to ask her about it so well anyway, so let me
• 38:04
  double check. So Raja.
• 38:05
  'S is in theory he's OK. He's still in Saint Louis, but
• 38:08
  he will be moving to Columbus once the new babies that were
• 38:12
  born. The new elephant babies are good
• 38:14
  to go, and the Mamas are. Good to go, I'll beat some ass.
• 38:16
  Now I will tell you, I saw this funny headline and it made me
• 38:19
  think of like, I bet there's other funny headlines out there
• 38:21
  about the things that have happened at zoos.
• 38:23
  I have no idea if this headline is true or not.
• 38:25
  I don't care. The headline itself is hilarious
• 38:28
  and that's all I needed to know and.
• 38:30
  If the headline. Was after years of trying to get
• 38:34
  2 hyenas to mate and have babies, the zoo found out both
• 38:37
  hyenas were male. Well.
• 38:41
  That's that's, that's a tough Rd. tough road for one of those
• 38:45
  hyenas. One of them they knew was male.
• 38:46
  One of them, one of them they did not.
• 38:50
  I think that hanging up charity places.
• 38:52
  He's gay and went come over here.
• 38:55
  I'm gonna go take places and take places with the girl.
• 38:58
  This is going to be fun. Oh my God, he had a good time.
• 39:01
  He had it. Well, maybe.
• 39:03
  I mean, you know, who can say? Who can say, who can say?
• 39:07
  Did anybody? Probably.
• 39:08
  They're probably those hyenas were probably soul mates.
• 39:12
  And they tricked those. They tricked those handlers.
• 39:14
  They did. They did.
• 39:16
  They were really pulling over on them.
• 39:17
  I think they were even my favorite.
• 39:19
  That's what I'm going to choose to believe.
• 39:20
  One of my favorite things is the is the gay Penguins.
• 39:23
  The gay Penguins love them. I love the gay Penguins.
• 39:25
  I love the gay Penguins. We love them.
• 39:27
  Who doesn't love gay Penguins? Penguins.
• 39:29
  Who loves the big gay Penguins? I mean, come on.
• 39:31
  Well, I've got, I've got a Zodiac.
• 39:34
  OK, I've got a Zodiac. Oh, OK.
• 39:38
  And we haven't done one of these in a bit.
• 39:40
  All right, let's hear it. So I I figured.
• 39:42
  This is good, good time as any. OK, so this comes from the New
• 39:46
  York Post. Now this one is going to come
• 39:49
  out. It'll be the last one before
• 39:52
  Christmas, which is why we're doing some Christmas heavy
• 39:55
  content here. Yes, this is this is going to
• 39:57
  come out before. Christmas, yes.
• 39:59
  All right, so this Zodiac is here's the Christmas movie
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  character that embodies your Zodiac sign.
• 40:04
  Oh, OK, fun. All righty, All right, Aries.
• 40:08
  You are Willie T soak from bad Santa.
• 40:11
  You ever seen bad Santa? I've never seen bad Santa
• 40:13
  nearby, but he looks like a bad he's smoking and the beard is
• 40:16
  down. It's not a good looking is it?
• 40:18
  Is that? Who plays that?
• 40:20
  Not a clue. I'm.
• 40:22
  I'm requiring you to do that. Google married to Angelina Jolie
• 40:26
  briefly. Billy Bob Thornton as that's it.
• 40:29
  Billy Bob Thornton. That's who that is, yes.
• 40:32
  All right, for all their bluster and blindness, Aries natives are
• 40:34
  never as tough or terrible as they would have you believe.
• 40:38
  Aries is anti hero energy Incarnate.
• 40:40
  And no anti heroes. More Aries than Willie T Soak,
• 40:44
  played with aplomb by Billy Bob Thornton, big on personality and
• 40:48
  falling short of even basic impulse control.
• 40:50
  The hard drinking, chain smoking, profanity spewing, mall
• 40:52
  robbing badass Santa Claus has a pickled heart of fool's gold and
• 40:56
  proves his cardinal firepower and unconventional morality and
• 40:59
  his refusal to rob the defenseless, abandoned the
• 41:02
  parentless, or abide the bullying of the powerless.
• 41:06
  OK, that's. What they say.
• 41:08
  Yeah, that's what the man said. That's what the man said.
• 41:12
  That's what he said. All right, Taurus.
• 41:15
  Taurus. You are Ralphie from a Christmas
• 41:17
  story. Awesome.
• 41:19
  Taurus rules the 2nd House of self worth and material
• 41:22
  possessions. And as a fixed earth sign,
• 41:25
  natives often struggle with a stubborn streak.
• 41:28
  And that's technically not what they I assume that they mean a
• 41:33
  stubborn streak, but they wrote a stubborn stake.
• 41:36
  OK and single minded agenda. Enter Ralphie, the materialistic
• 41:40
  horn dog protagonist of a Christmas Story.
• 41:43
  Who but a? Who?
• 41:44
  But a greed is good, excess is best.
• 41:47
  Tours would describe Christmas morning as plunging quote into
• 41:51
  the cornucopia, quivering with desire and the ecstasy of
• 41:54
  unbridled avarice. Gemini, you are Snow Miser from
• 42:01
  a year without Santa Claus. Awesome.
• 42:03
  I love, I love Snow Miser. A smooth talking agent type and
• 42:08
  1/2 of a pair of iconic brothers.
• 42:10
  Snow Miser is pure Gemini, famously fickle.
• 42:12
  It tracks that Gemini would control the weather, prone as
• 42:15
  they are to hot and cold behavior patterns and freezing
• 42:17
  people out slash leaving lovers unread for sport peddling puns
• 42:22
  and cracking jokes. Snow Viser speaks loud and clear
• 42:25
  to the coyote spirit and ready for flight ethos of his sign
• 42:29
  with the Declaration. If I can't have a little fun, I
• 42:33
  might as well leave. It's true.
• 42:36
  He does that. He does say it.
• 42:38
  I love it. Cancer.
• 42:40
  Cancer, you are love struck stalker mark from Love Actually
• 42:44
  Okay. Ruled by the Moody moon and tied
• 42:47
  to feelings of home and family, Cancer is famously emo.
• 42:50
  But their wellspring of emotions does not always equate to the
• 42:53
  ability to address and express these feelings.
• 42:55
  In fact, this sign is famous for putting up defenses and being
• 42:58
  standoffish or even rude to the people for whom they harbor
• 43:02
  romantic feelings. Real deal.
• 43:04
  Let me be mean to you because I am obsessed with you.
• 43:06
  Energy. Enter Mark Andrew Lincoln, the
• 43:09
  king of close-ups and cold shoulders, who professes his
• 43:12
  love to Keira Knightley's Juliet by standing like a sad boy in
• 43:15
  the street and holding flash cards.
• 43:17
  Spell what? You can't bear to speak,
• 43:18
  brother. This is such an iconic scene.
• 43:21
  If you haven't seen, actually, you've probably seen, you know,
• 43:24
  that scene. There's been a lot of different.
• 43:25
  We actually went to a concert last April.
• 43:29
  One of the one of the the performers, they did some solos.
• 43:34
  His solo, he did these, he did the cards.
• 43:37
  He did that very fun messages to the to the audience.
• 43:40
  He's all doing the cards. And then he sang a solo.
• 43:42
  It was so cute. I actually love that movie very
• 43:45
  much. I do too, but I do have a
• 43:47
  problem with that guy. Yeah, that's true.
• 43:51
  All right, Leo. Leo, you are Krampus from
• 43:54
  Krampus. Oh, that's kind of scary.
• 43:56
  A little scary, Leo represents the sacred act of plague, the
• 44:00
  child within and by proxy, the unconquerable hope of a merry
• 44:02
  and bright holiday season. When hope fails, in that spirit
• 44:05
  proves corruptible outcomes. Krampus A darker expression of
• 44:09
  the Leo archetype, this yuletide demon leans big into pageantry
• 44:12
  and shock value. Hallowed by thy name, punishing
• 44:15
  those that failed to revel to his standard.
• 44:20
  Virgo, you're Charlie Brown from A Charlie Brown Christmas.
• 44:24
  Our shuffling, hunter hatted, heavy hearted Charlie Brown is a
• 44:27
  classic Virgo, a sarcastic and sarcastic and anxious with a
• 44:31
  sweet streak and a deep fear of not being good, being good
• 44:35
  enough. Blessed be this mutable earth
• 44:38
  sign, always able to see the potential in all things and all
• 44:42
  people, even an anemic Christmas tree and Lucy Van Pelt.
• 44:46
  Virgo is associated with temple worship, pruning and
• 44:49
  purification, and for half a century Charlie and the gang
• 44:52
  have helped keep the true spirit of Christmas alive.
• 44:55
  Oh. My gosh.
• 44:56
  Libra, you are the ghost of Christmas Future from A
• 44:59
  Christmas Carol. The ghost of Christmas future.
• 45:04
  Wow. Indeed, not Scrooge.
• 45:07
  Like, OK, I'll be the daddy. That's Scrooge.
• 45:10
  You're the fucking. Dad, you're dead.
• 45:12
  Literally, yeah. Wow.
• 45:14
  You tell me if you're a ghost, you know, I mean.
• 45:16
  Well. You're right.
• 45:18
  Wow. OK.
• 45:19
  All right. Damn Irish.
• 45:25
  Libra is represented by the Scales and balances of justice
• 45:28
  and Charles Dickens is. A Christmas Carol was born from
• 45:30
  the author's outrage at the treatment of the poor in his
• 45:33
  native England. Dickens intended to turn his
• 45:35
  observations into a political pamphlet working title and
• 45:38
  appeal to the people of England on behalf of the poor man's
• 45:41
  child, recognizing that moral lessons are best delivered in
• 45:44
  appealing packaging. Very Venusian, he instead
• 45:48
  published A Christmas Carol, which gave voice to his concerns
• 45:51
  about poverty and social injustice.
• 45:54
  In the in the illustrated novella turned turned numerous
• 45:59
  movies numerous No, there's AY turned numerous the spooky
• 46:07
  skeleton figures. Oh, the spooky skeleton fingers
• 46:10
  of the Ghost of Christmas future.
• 46:13
  Yeah, it's so scary. The hand comes up and it's the
• 46:15
  skeleton hand. Speak to the need to write the
• 46:20
  scales of our humanity before the swift justice of death takes
• 46:23
  its toll. Oh wow, I'd love A Christmas
• 46:26
  Carol. Of course, of course.
• 46:27
  And but then they came out with the, you know, the movie, I'm
• 46:31
  going to say because I love it so much.
• 46:33
  A Muppet Christmas. Carol, the Man Who invent the
• 46:36
  Man who invented Christmas. And it's about Charles Dickens
• 46:39
  and riding the yes. We did watch that last year.
• 46:41
  We. Watched it, I love it so much.
• 46:43
  I think it's really wonderful. So if you haven't seen it yet,
• 46:45
  you don't have to give it a watch this Christmas season.
• 46:47
  All right, next, who's up? Scorpio, you are Sally from A
• 46:52
  Nightmare Before Christmas. A classic Scorpio, the secret of
• 46:57
  sword. With oceanic depth and no limit
• 47:00
  to the lengths she will go, Sally has a hard time revealing
• 47:04
  her love struck feelings. Oh, excuse me.
• 47:06
  Her love struck feels to alluring extremist Jack
• 47:09
  Skellington, but shows no hesitation in poisoning her
• 47:12
  maker with nightshade. Scorpios are aces at
• 47:15
  resourcefulness and personal resurrection, and Sally's no
• 47:17
  exception, Literally stitching herself back together after a
• 47:20
  daring escape. The The affinity between Sally
• 47:24
  and Scorpios is perhaps best distilled in her singing a
• 47:28
  doomed love ballad to an audience of one single cat.
• 47:33
  All right, Sagittarius, looking. Stop looking.
• 47:35
  Don't look and cheat. I'm done.
• 47:37
  Again, Sagittarius, you are Yukon Cornelius from Rudolph the
• 47:41
  Red Nosed Reindeer. Yes, I.
• 47:43
  Love Yukon Cornelius. I love it.
• 47:45
  Wait, no, nothing. Nothing you never find.
• 47:54
  Silver or gold? Never.
• 47:57
  Oh my God, that's awesome. Sagittarius is represented by
• 48:00
  the arrow wielding, experience hunting Centaur and Yukon
• 48:05
  Cornelius is an orally fixated redhead seeking riches at the
• 48:09
  farthest reaches. I thought.
• 48:10
  That they were orally fixed. I thought that the arrow
• 48:15
  wielding experience hunting Centaur is how they were
• 48:18
  describing Yukon Cornelius. That's why that's you heard
• 48:21
  applause. I gotta look 'cause I'm like,
• 48:23
  he's not a Centaur. OK, All right, we got it.
• 48:24
  We got it. We're with you.
• 48:25
  That's. Hilarious.
• 48:26
  And Yukon Cornelius is an orally fixated redhead seeking riches
• 48:30
  at the farthest. At the farthest reaches.
• 48:33
  Same, Same, but different. OK, ruled by Jupiter, the planet
• 48:37
  of expansion and abundance, luck tends to ride shotgun for Sag
• 48:41
  folk, and Yukon is no exception, hitting pay dirt and Hallelujah
• 48:46
  via peppermint gold at the end of the film.
• 48:49
  Awesome, Capricorn, We are, or you are, Clark Griswold from
• 48:55
  National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
• 48:57
  That's probably. About holy shit, where's the?
• 48:59
  Tylenol, you ain't just whistling, Dick.
• 49:03
  That's awesome, Clark. Audrey's frozen from the waist
• 49:05
  down. It's all part of the experience.
• 49:10
  Love that movie. We just watched that.
• 49:12
  That's awesome. OK.
• 49:15
  Why is the floor all wet? Todd I.
• 49:17
  Don't know, Margo. In astrology, Capricorn
• 49:23
  represents the archetype of the Father and never has there been
• 49:26
  a better unhinged holiday holiday Daddy Holidaddy then
• 49:30
  Chevy Chase is. Clark Griswold in National
• 49:32
  Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Capricorns are big on tradition
• 49:35
  and consistency, and Clark's obsession with decking the halls
• 49:38
  to spec and having the happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby's
• 49:42
  tap dance with Danny. Thugget playing to him the
• 49:51
  greatest thing. Astray before walking him back.
• 49:54
  Bonus in hand cap stuff, Cat dead and Santa slay a flame to
• 49:59
  the true meaning of the holiday. That's awesome Santa, slay a
• 50:04
  flame you stepped in sitting. With Danny fucking K.
• 50:10
  Fantastic. It's really good.
• 50:12
  I love it. OK.
• 50:13
  Aquarius, you are Kevin McAllister from Home Alone.
• 50:15
  OK, Did you see that Aquarius is the sign of the innovator, the
• 50:20
  revolutionary and the unrepentant.
• 50:21
  Individualist, Self reliant and cerebral, water bearers are more
• 50:25
  logical than than emotional. And like Home Alone legend Kevin
• 50:29
  McAllister would welcome the chance to spend the holidays
• 50:33
  isolated, without guilt, shame, company or obligation, eating
• 50:36
  ice cream, talking to themselves and outsmarting any hapless
• 50:39
  baddies that come for their castle.
• 50:41
  It's true. Rolling solo while proving
• 50:43
  themselves superior. A Christmas wish come true.
• 50:46
  That's awesome, isn't that? Yeah, that's excellent.
• 50:49
  Pisces. Last one last.
• 50:51
  But nollies Pisces, your Buddy the Elf from Elf.
• 50:53
  Oh, excellent. Indomitably effervescent Buddy
• 50:56
  the Elf is the quintessential Pisces, living and loving out
• 50:59
  loud with an endearing and unhinged sense of whimsy.
• 51:02
  His spirit, and that of all fish folk, is made manifest in his
• 51:06
  breakfast pasta covered in Maple syrup, cereal, pop Tarts, hope,
• 51:10
  marshmallows, cheer candy, and inextinguishable enthusiasm.
• 51:16
  That's awesome. For further evidence of the
• 51:17
  delightfully delusional rose colored romantic vibe of Buddy,
• 51:20
  and by proxy most Pisceans, I bring you his schedule for
• 51:24
  Tuesday quote. I planned out our whole day.
• 51:27
  First we make snow angels for two hours, then you're.
• 51:31
  Frozen. Sorry if you're frozen waist
• 51:36
  down the road, It's it's. Never really sunk in that two
• 51:40
  hours I was going to. Say after he's frozen from the
• 51:43
  waist down like Audrey, then move on to the next, right?
• 51:46
  OK, what's on the next? All right, first we make snow
• 51:48
  angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, and then we'll
• 51:51
  eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can.
• 51:54
  And then to finish, we'll snuggle.
• 51:57
  Now, to be clear, this is the list he gives his father.
• 52:01
  I was like, I I was like, I don't know if you remember that
• 52:04
  listener. If you don't remember, he's not
• 52:06
  talking to Zooey Deschanel. He's talking to his father.
• 52:09
  He gets to spend the whole day with his dad.
• 52:10
  Yeah. And this is this is the list he
• 52:12
  gives him. Bonus for all Zodiac signs
• 52:15
  because we deserve nice things. Chicago diner Miss Rookies
• 52:18
  offers an elf inspired spaghetti sundae during the holiday
• 52:21
  season. Legit.
• 52:22
  Oh, that's a hoot. Yeah, that's awesome.
• 52:25
  That's it bye buddy. Bye buddy, hope you find your
• 52:28
  dad. Really good.
• 52:31
  That's awesome. Good stuff.
• 52:33
  I I don't think I've watched a Christmas movie yet this year.
• 52:36
  You, you watched Vacation already?
• 52:38
  Yeah, we already, we watched Vacation while we're putting
• 52:40
  stuff up and I think we watched another one.
• 52:41
  I just don't remember. We, we, there are two that we
• 52:44
  watch every year, either Christmas Eve or Christmas Day,
• 52:47
  just depending on when it works out.
• 52:48
  We'll watch Die Hard because of course.
• 52:50
  Now whether or not you believe that that's a Christmas movie or
• 52:52
  not, I don't care. I was personally in the boat of
• 52:56
  I don't care before and I would root for whatever side the other
• 53:01
  person wasn't because I just thought it was fun because
• 53:03
  people have really strong opinions on this.
• 53:04
  True. And you know what?
• 53:05
  To me, there are tons and tons of Christmas movies out there,
• 53:10
  and not every Christmas movie is for everyone, you know, You know
• 53:14
  what I mean? And.
• 53:14
  So, well, it's not necessarily. It's mostly just do.
• 53:18
  Is it considered a Christmas movie?
• 53:20
  I get that, but so like somebody like your dad would consider it
• 53:23
  a Christmas movie for sure, because that's the kind of movie
• 53:25
  he likes to, right? You know, there are some
• 53:28
  traditionalists who would Pooh, Pooh that and not want it to be.
• 53:31
  I don't care. I really don't care because you
• 53:33
  know what, watch what you like. Well, for, for us, we, we watch
• 53:37
  it every a year. So it's a Christmas movie for us
• 53:40
  because it's a tradition. For you guys, yeah.
• 53:42
  For sure. Oh.
• 53:43
  Absolutely. And then the other one we watch
• 53:46
  every year is Klaus. Oh, love Klaus because I love
• 53:49
  Klaus with all my soul. I listen.
• 53:53
  Don't get her started. Give her that little slut.
• 53:55
  Yeah, it's so cute. The music plays.
• 54:00
  Yeah, that's a great one. I love that one.
• 54:02
  No, absolutely don't even look mean the eye I'm.
• 54:06
  I usually watch Love Actually every year, but then it's funny
• 54:08
  because the one year I watched it, I finally realized like it's
• 54:11
  so funny. Yeah.
• 54:13
  But there is actually a lot of like sad parts in there.
• 54:15
  Like a lot of there are a lot of the people the main like
• 54:18
  characters are don't end up with who you know, say the person
• 54:21
  that they. Love.
• 54:22
  Well then, that's what's called love.
• 54:23
  Actually, yeah, Yeah. Well, it's at the end, he says
• 54:26
  Love Actually is all around us, you know?
• 54:29
  Yeah. So it's kind of cool.
• 54:29
  But I, I still really like that movie.
• 54:32
  But. You know what I got?
• 54:34
  But you know, it's funny because some people really, really,
• 54:36
  really, really love the Hallmark movies.
• 54:40
  And honestly, you know, there's times that Liv and I will just
• 54:44
  put one on so we can just make fun of it, you know, because
• 54:47
  they're pretty predictable and very cheesy and whatever.
• 54:50
  But sometimes you're in the mood for a cheesy movie, and that's
• 54:51
  fine. But there's one that I love.
• 54:54
  It's awesome. I think it's called the Biltmore
• 54:56
  Hotel. It's so great.
• 54:58
  My sister actually likes this one too.
• 54:59
  And it's like this girl goes to this, the Biltmore Hotel, this
• 55:04
  huge, beautiful, grand, your joke place.
• 55:06
  Yeah. And somehow ends up going a
• 55:10
  movie was filmed there. And she goes like into the
• 55:13
  movie. Well, it's kind of.
• 55:14
  So that's kind of cool, right? It's kind of.
• 55:17
  And that's the thing you can I see, okay, that's a very good
• 55:20
  premise because then you can do all the tropes, you can make it
• 55:23
  cheesy, you can make it with that because she's in a movie in
• 55:25
  a movie. So it's that was really neat.
• 55:28
  Somebody with a good head on their shoulders came out with
• 55:30
  that one. It was a.
• 55:30
  Really different one than I've one that I've ever seen.
• 55:34
  And so I, I really, really like that one And I, I don't own it
• 55:38
  or anything. I don't know how to find it to
• 55:39
  watch it because I want to watch.
• 55:40
  I would watch it again. I would watch it again every
• 55:43
  year if I could because I think it's so great.
• 55:45
  Gotcha. And it's Hallmark, so you know
• 55:47
  it's going to have a happy ending, right?
• 55:49
  Right. So what is it called?
• 55:50
  The Biltmore. I think it's called the Biltmore
• 55:52
  Hotel. The Bilt BILT Biltmore.
• 55:56
  I don't know. Hotel.
• 55:59
  I don't know how to spell it or anything.
• 56:02
  Hallmark movie. I'm looking it up right now.
• 56:05
  OK, gotcha. A Biltmore Christmas.
• 56:06
  Oh, a Biltmore Christmas. Sorry, I apologize.
• 56:09
  I knew I got the Biltmore part part right.
• 56:11
  A 20. 23 film. Yeah, it's not too old.
• 56:14
  It's not too old. No, No, no.
• 56:15
  Yeah. I hope, I hope that's the right.
• 56:18
  One, does that look great? It looks like she's going back
• 56:22
  in time to a movie. Yeah, it goes.
• 56:23
  She goes back into this movie spelled Biltmore.
• 56:25
  BILTMREI. Was like.
• 56:28
  Yep, I guess there are real Biltmore.
• 56:32
  What do you call them? Hotels.
• 56:33
  Hotels, there's a lot of. Them probably where I got it.
• 56:36
  It's got 7.7 out of 10 on IMDb. Biltmore Christmas is a famous
• 56:39
  holiday event at the Biltmore Estate.
• 56:41
  You can watch on Hallmark Plus North.
• 56:42
  Carolina. Wow.
• 56:45
  So that's actual? Yeah, you're right.
• 56:47
  You're right. There you go.
• 56:48
  I wanna, I wanna find it so I can watch it.
• 56:52
  It's on apparently a lot of things.
• 56:55
  Where to watch this says you can watch it on Hallmark, a Hallmark
• 56:58
  Hallmark plus YouTube with a subscription, Fubo, Sling TV,
• 57:05
  The Roku Channel, Amazon Prime, YouTube TV and then you can buy
• 57:10
  it off of like Fandango from $0.99.
• 57:12
  Oh, gotcha. Oh, well, so it they filmed it
• 57:15
  at the Biltmore Hotel. Shocking.
• 57:18
  Wow. So she's a modern day
• 57:20
  screenwriter who travels back to the 1940s in the film.
• 57:24
  It's a it's a classic Christmas movie that she it starts, she
• 57:27
  ends up going into the the film. And then, of course, you have
• 57:29
  the high jinks as she tries to fix, you know, the history and
• 57:33
  she's writing the screenplay Q and she's struggling with how
• 57:38
  to, you know, write the story and she figures it all out.
• 57:41
  And all, of course, is all happy and wonderful.
• 57:43
  So I, I love it. I thought I think it's awesome.
• 57:45
  It stars it stars Bethany Joy Lenz, who was on One Tree Hill.
• 57:50
  Oh, legit OK gotcha. She was best known for her role
• 57:54
  as Haley James Scott on The CW drama One Tree Hill.
• 57:57
  Oh, I'll be darn. Oh, she's also include on
• 58:00
  popular series including Dexter, Grey's Anatomy and Agents of
• 58:04
  SHIELD. Oh, OK.
• 58:05
  She's done all kinds of stuff. Well, I think it's adorable.
• 58:08
  If you can find it, I recommend it.
• 58:10
  It's it's super cute. Google it.
• 58:13
  Yeah, check it out. Check more Christmas.
• 58:16
  Yeah, no, no, no. I think we watch Klaus every
• 58:19
  year. Klaus is probably probably my
• 58:21
  favorite Christmas movie. I love that movie, cry every
• 58:26
  year. I just think it's so cute.
• 58:28
  I I although it is, it's great, I agree.
• 58:29
  With you it is it's. It's slipping though, and I'm
• 58:35
  trying to think what? I don't know if there's another
• 58:37
  one now, my favorite, like stop motion one.
• 58:40
  OK, it's got to be a year without a Santa Claus.
• 58:45
  Oh of course, right With snow misers and all them that.
• 58:48
  Was my childhood. Favorite.
• 58:49
  I love it. I love the Miser Brothers.
• 58:51
  I love Focus on Missus Claus. Yes, if she'd been Asian Missus
• 58:55
  Claus, she would have gotten that shit done.
• 58:57
  It would have been Don't even fucking play.
• 59:00
  I do love the Missus Claus and that as well, and the Mother
• 59:03
  Nature. Mother Nature, Yeah, love that.
• 59:06
  I love that. Well, that probably was my
• 59:08
  favorite when I was a kid. Too I, I also do you know, I
• 59:10
  really like the name Ignatius and then Iggy is a little
• 59:13
  nickname. I think it's cute, right?
• 59:15
  No, I don't think Ashley would ever let us name a child
• 59:17
  Ignatius. But I I could probably if we got
• 59:21
  like an iguana, we could name him Ignatius the iguana and call
• 59:23
  him Iggy. Wouldn't that be cute?
• 59:24
  Right? I don't want an iguana.
• 59:28
  But you know anybody out there wants an iguana we have the name
• 59:30
  for. You.
• 59:30
  But we got to Oh my God. What Ashley and I've been
• 59:34
  watching the show Delhi's Catch. Oh, deadliest catch.
• 59:38
  Is that where they go out like deep sea?
• 59:40
  Deep sea fishing? Yeah.
• 59:43
  Oh, interesting. They specifically, they go out
• 59:45
  to the Bering Sea, which is up like off of like Alaska, between
• 59:48
  Alaska and and Russia. And they go crab fishing for
• 59:53
  like Alaskan whatever. So crab.
• 59:54
  Yeah, Yum. And it is.
• 59:56
  Now here's The thing is, Ashley tells me she goes, yeah, like a
• 1:00:01
  lot of people have died on this show.
• 1:00:04
  Like shrimp and I go, what do you mean they've died?
• 1:00:06
  She goes. That's why it's called Deadliest
• 1:00:08
  catch. She's like very dangerous.
• 1:00:10
  Well, yeah. And I'm like, well, I know that
• 1:00:11
  it's dangerous, but I didn't think that she goes, no, there's
• 1:00:14
  like people have died on camera. Oh, my God.
• 1:00:16
  I know now. I don't know how much they
• 1:00:17
  showed, but they're like she's like, yeah, this one, this
• 1:00:20
  captain, he had a full on like a heart attack because he just
• 1:00:23
  because it's like, so I've learned.
• 1:00:25
  I'm learning. It's a very murderous job.
• 1:00:27
  It's, well, it's not a long thing.
• 1:00:30
  It's like at most a season might be a month long at most.
• 1:00:34
  And the Coast Guard basically say season's open go like and
• 1:00:39
  they could close it at any time. So they stay up nonstop.
• 1:00:44
  They're like they're sleeping like maybe 4 hours a night.
• 1:00:46
  And then they're just fucking working.
• 1:00:47
  And there's like two seasons. There's like the summer season
• 1:00:51
  and then the winter season when they're going out for whatever
• 1:00:53
  specific crab and it's like ice and snow and whatnot.
• 1:00:56
  And it's the same kind of thing now, this terrible condition.
• 1:00:59
  I know. And so they have these, like,
• 1:01:02
  the, I forget, they call them whatever, the cages, they stack
• 1:01:05
  them up. And then somebody's got to go
• 1:01:08
  there. And like when it's icy, they got
• 1:01:10
  to climb up on top of these cages, break the ice so they can
• 1:01:13
  hook it onto the crane and go get it over there.
• 1:01:15
  Well, if you're on top of the cage, you're 30 feet above the
• 1:01:18
  water. And like, if you fall in, you
• 1:01:20
  don't have your safety suit, You'll die in like, less than 5
• 1:01:23
  minutes. It's so cold because you're
• 1:01:24
  frozen. Yeah.
• 1:01:25
  Yeah. Ashley's watching.
• 1:01:27
  She goes, yeah, Season 1. No, they didn't have a camera
• 1:01:30
  crew on this boat. Thank God.
• 1:01:32
  Boat sank, all five people died. Oh my God.
• 1:01:35
  Yeah. Crazy.
• 1:01:37
  Wow. There's there's been out here.
• 1:01:40
  I'll, I'll tell ya. You'd think that's so dangerous
• 1:01:42
  they didn't have the Coast Guard like out there.
• 1:01:44
  They are. Oh my freaking God.
• 1:01:46
  But it's that fast and they can't get to him.
• 1:01:50
  Holy cow, I'm. Googling, several cast members
• 1:01:54
  and fishermen associated with deadliest catch have died.
• 1:02:00
  Well, that's 4 right there, but I don't know if that's
• 1:02:01
  everybody, but I know it's at least five.
• 1:02:07
  That's that's they have notable cast and crew and they list like
• 1:02:10
  5 of them. Wow.
• 1:02:13
  And that's like a terrible job. Well, it's like this guy then
• 1:02:18
  they list the boat that he was on died from complications after
• 1:02:21
  a stroke. This guy passed away from a drug
• 1:02:24
  overdose. Very sad.
• 1:02:26
  Now this one, he this one, he died of a heart attack, but he
• 1:02:29
  was on the ship. It's just kind of the strain is
• 1:02:31
  so much on him. And another guy died from
• 1:02:39
  injuries after being hit by a crab pot, which is the cage in
• 1:02:42
  2021. But yeah, no, the oh, the show
• 1:02:48
  also covers real life tragedies on fishing boats, such as the
• 1:02:52
  sinking of the Scandi's Rose 5 crew deaths, Alaska Ranger 5
• 1:02:55
  deaths and Galaxy 3 deaths, among others, illustrating the
• 1:02:58
  extreme risk of commercial fishing.
• 1:03:00
  Because the like the seas are so rough.
• 1:03:02
  But because they don't know when the Coast Guard is going to
• 1:03:05
  close the thing they got a fish, fish, fish, fish, fish.
• 1:03:08
  Because all of a sudden they might be like, we're you're
• 1:03:10
  done. And if they don't hit their
• 1:03:11
  quota, they just don't hit their quota.
• 1:03:14
  They're just Sol, you know what I mean?
• 1:03:16
  And sometimes the weather conditions are fucking terrible,
• 1:03:19
  you know what I mean? Like the one, the one was like,
• 1:03:21
  we're not going out because the weather is bad.
• 1:03:23
  The one guy's like, we're going to go out.
• 1:03:24
  And they fished in like fucking terrible conditions and they
• 1:03:28
  met, met their quota. But they're like, no, it fucking
• 1:03:30
  sucks. And I'm like, Jesus Christ.
• 1:03:32
  But yeah, it's like they, they're like, yeah, they'll
• 1:03:34
  sleep for like 4 hours and they'll wake him up and then but
• 1:03:38
  yeah, they're just up and whatnot.
• 1:03:40
  They the one guy he goes, they're doing, they were like
• 1:03:42
  cod fishing to kind of like in between the two seasons and they
• 1:03:46
  use the same kind of traps. They throw trap in their boom
• 1:03:49
  and then he goes. So The thing is, is that there's
• 1:03:52
  a limit on how much crab you can have.
• 1:03:54
  Like you once you hit your quota, you can't go get anymore.
• 1:03:57
  But the COD you can just get as much as you want, but you don't
• 1:04:00
  get as much every time you put a thing in there.
• 1:04:02
  So when they're getting, if they get a a good amount of crabs in
• 1:04:06
  the thing, it's like 50 or so. Like are in this like cage.
• 1:04:10
  When it's like the cod, it's like 10 or 11.
• 1:04:14
  But so it's not a lot and the cod don't pay as well, but
• 1:04:17
  there's no limit. So you can just keep going.
• 1:04:20
  You might as well get some COD while you're out there.
• 1:04:22
  The the guy goes, he goes, OK, that was pretty good run.
• 1:04:25
  They pulled fifty of these cages.
• 1:04:27
  Now here's the thing. Every time they go cage, it's
• 1:04:29
  they've got like a grappling hook.
• 1:04:30
  They Chuck it out in the water, reel in this rope, hook it onto
• 1:04:34
  a pulley, reels it in, lifts it up, open it, dump the fish out,
• 1:04:39
  scoop them into like the little tank or throwback, whatever they
• 1:04:42
  can't keep. Then they have to re put the
• 1:04:44
  bait on there, toss the cage back in.
• 1:04:47
  How long do you think it takes them to do that?
• 1:04:49
  Once? 5 minutes.
• 1:04:52
  You take OK, 5 minutes OK. No, no, no, no, no.
• 1:04:56
  He goes, he goes, OK, they just pulled in 50 in two hours and 15
• 1:05:02
  minutes. Ashley and I did the math.
• 1:05:04
  That's like 2 and a it's 2 1/2 minutes per thing.
• 1:05:08
  I was thinking like, that's unrealistic.
• 1:05:09
  It probably would take me 30 minutes, 100% No 2 1/2 minutes.
• 1:05:14
  And he goes because these guys. Are professionals, they're
• 1:05:16
  probably whipping through pretty fast.
• 1:05:18
  Well, he's like, he's like the whole point when you're doing
• 1:05:20
  the cock fishing is he's like the one guy who was talking
• 1:05:23
  about it is like he likes it because it's truly however much
• 1:05:28
  you're willing to work is what you can kind of get out of it
• 1:05:30
  because it's like a 12 LB cod could fetch you like 5 bucks.
• 1:05:34
  Well, that's not really a whole lot.
• 1:05:36
  But when you're talking the massive amounts, you know, let's
• 1:05:40
  say that there's 10 fish in, in each pod they pull up 50 things.
• 1:05:46
  That's 500 fish. You know what I mean?
• 1:05:49
  500 fish times 5 bucks is what, $2500?
• 1:05:54
  So in, in 2 1/2 hours, 2 hours and 15 minutes, they've made
• 1:06:01
  $2500 and then they can go do it again.
• 1:06:05
  And he goes, he's like the, the thing you do with the COD is you
• 1:06:07
  do like a three day Sprint for three days.
• 1:06:10
  They, it is like he goes, that's pretty good.
• 1:06:13
  They pulled all 50 in two hours whenever.
• 1:06:15
  Well, then they're going to circle back around.
• 1:06:16
  They're going to go pull them again and they're going to do it
• 1:06:18
  again, and they're going to do it again and again and again for
• 1:06:20
  three days. I'm like I'm I'm.
• 1:06:23
  Tired. That's exhausting.
• 1:06:25
  Thinking about it. I'm tired.
• 1:06:28
  Wow. Golly.
• 1:06:30
  You know I. Have you ever watched the movie
• 1:06:34
  The Finest Hours? No.
• 1:06:36
  The movie The Finest Hours. OK.
• 1:06:38
  Chris Pine is in it. Chris.
• 1:06:39
  Pine. Based on a true story.
• 1:06:42
  You know who Chris Pine is? I think I know what this kind of
• 1:06:44
  is. Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  Yeah, Yeah, I know. It's based on a true story about
• 1:06:47
  the US the the s s Pendleton in 1952 that literally splits in
• 1:06:52
  half during this, like, horrific storm at sea.
• 1:06:57
  It's off the coast of like Cape Cod, OK.
• 1:07:01
  OK, Oh my God, it's working, but just popcorn.
• 1:07:05
  And you haven't seen Maine like yet?
• 1:07:08
  I've seen Maine I haven't made. Felt like a bunch of so much.
• 1:07:12
  New Hampshire and Vermont, I'm begging you.
• 1:07:15
  I'm begging you. Anyway, this this essence
• 1:07:21
  fountain tanker splits in half. Now you know, a whole bunch of
• 1:07:26
  guys you know, don't make it because split in half.
• 1:07:29
  But this 1/2 manages to get itself kind of like lodged on a,
• 1:07:36
  it's like a reef or something. And so they're hanging on for
• 1:07:39
  dear life. OK, This the US Coast Guard
• 1:07:45
  small boat, nobody can get over the swells.
• 1:07:47
  You can't. They can't get out there because
• 1:07:49
  the storm is so bad. It's and sea storms are very
• 1:07:53
  scary. Exactly.
• 1:07:54
  It's terrifying. And so this Chris Pines, captain
• 1:07:57
  takes three guys, I think, out on this boat, small boat, Coast
• 1:08:01
  Guard boat. And they're like, we're going to
• 1:08:02
  we got to try. We got to try.
• 1:08:05
  And so they actually make it and rescue a whole bunch of guys
• 1:08:11
  that were stranded in that the the 1/2 of the of the ship.
• 1:08:15
  And it is man, it's a good movie.
• 1:08:18
  It's really good. Like it's you know, I know you
• 1:08:20
  don't like disaster movies. I know this mic like kind of
• 1:08:24
  like classified as that, but it's a true story and it's it's
• 1:08:29
  I thought it was incredible. I know it blew my mind that they
• 1:08:32
  actually were successful and they were able to do this.
• 1:08:35
  But so anyway, excellent movie, but you're watching like true
• 1:08:40
  real life guys do do this dangerous shit that's.
• 1:08:42
  Scary. That's really.
• 1:08:43
  Yeah, that's scary. Now nobody died on the season I
• 1:08:46
  just watched, No. That's good.
• 1:08:47
  I'm not gonna go for that, but. Yikes.
• 1:08:49
  Yeah. OK, the last thing I was gonna
• 1:08:51
  tell you. OK.
• 1:08:53
  This morning we were deciding, do we go to the library and
• 1:08:55
  record, or do we just go to your house and record?
• 1:08:57
  What do I do? And you were deciding if you
• 1:08:58
  wanted to pack up your hamburger backpack with the laptop and
• 1:09:01
  things like that. And you called me and you're
• 1:09:04
  like, yeah, what do you want to bring it?
• 1:09:05
  Do you want to just come over here?
• 1:09:07
  And I was like, sure, sure. I'll just come over.
• 1:09:08
  It'll be fine. Leave it at home.
• 1:09:09
  Then you'll have to take it with you.
• 1:09:10
  And you were like, yeah, I probably don't want to leave my
• 1:09:13
  cool hamburger backpack in the car because the Hamburglar might
• 1:09:18
  steal it. And you said this is my favorite
• 1:09:22
  part. If the hamburger starts a
• 1:09:24
  podcast, you know he stole my back.
• 1:09:27
  You. Know where he got the equipment,
• 1:09:28
  you know where he got it. The thing is then I thought
• 1:09:31
  about. This later, after I got done
• 1:09:32
  talking to you, the Hambler can't speak.
• 1:09:34
  The hamburger was like. That's all he does.
• 1:09:38
  He never speaks let. Me tell you something.
• 1:09:40
  Not my Hamburglar chirping around.
• 1:09:42
  Not my Hamburglar because when they remember when they made
• 1:09:45
  those animated. Oh yeah, Hamburglar talking
• 1:09:48
  then. OK.
• 1:09:49
  He didn't have a podcast then. So somebody finally told him to
• 1:09:51
  speak, I guess. If you fucking hear a podcast
• 1:09:56
  this is it's Baker and the fucking Hamburglar.
• 1:10:01
  And they stole my bucket, backpack, backpack.
• 1:10:04
  No, I that face that I made was because I had an amazing idea.
• 1:10:10
  Let me pitch this to you, OK? Pitch it.
• 1:10:12
  OK? This is my movie idea.
• 1:10:14
  I honestly don't care if somebody steals it.
• 1:10:15
  I'll never make this. So I once I hope someone steals
• 1:10:18
  this and makes us OK. Specifically Disney.
• 1:10:20
  Disney Listen because Disney owns The Muppets and it's a
• 1:10:24
  muppet movie, a Muppet movie that is a biography style movie.
• 1:10:30
  But again, Muppets, stay with me here with.
• 1:10:32
  You Shackleton? Oh hell yeah.
• 1:10:36
  The only person in the movie is Shackleton and everyone else is
• 1:10:41
  a Muppet. Everyone else is a Muppet.
• 1:10:43
  Why didn't you watch the the Shackleton?
• 1:10:45
  Yes. Of course I would, because
• 1:10:47
  that's an incredible story, right?
• 1:10:48
  But with my it just. Be me and you and the theater,
• 1:10:51
  nobody else. Oh man, I me stand up.
• 1:10:56
  Let me watching Sweetums a trek across the Arctic.
• 1:10:59
  That was good. Or no, You know what I don't
• 1:11:03
  know? I don't know who should be a
• 1:11:04
  person. I don't know who the person
• 1:11:05
  should be. Part of me thinks, well, it's
• 1:11:07
  got to be Shackleton. But now I'm thinking that maybe
• 1:11:09
  the frog should be Shackleton. True.
• 1:11:13
  That's true, but I don't know because in in the in the, but
• 1:11:18
  it's Chris Carol. It was Scrooge was, you know,
• 1:11:22
  yeah, it could be, could be kind of cool if you have a.
• 1:11:28
  You know what is so funny? Remember when I was telling you
• 1:11:30
  about the the Shackleton stuff, the behind, like sort of like
• 1:11:34
  the hues, Like I just didn't like the cut of his jib.
• 1:11:37
  So he's not going, Yes. Yes, OK.
• 1:11:39
  Can you imagine he imagined that that person is the human and
• 1:11:42
  then you're like, I like to cut you.
• 1:11:44
  That's where we start. You got him interviewing another
• 1:11:46
  human. He's like, I don't like the cut
• 1:11:48
  of your jib. You're out.
• 1:11:49
  OK, cuts. He's like now.
• 1:11:51
  He's like now here is my fucking award worthy crew.
• 1:11:54
  All of. Them.
• 1:12:00
  Oh my fucking God. OK, that's excellent.
• 1:12:09
  Wouldn't that be great? And I want and I don't want, I
• 1:12:18
  don't want it to be like, I don't want it to be like, I love
• 1:12:22
  Tim Curry, OK, but I don't want it to be like a Tim Curry
• 1:12:25
  situation where it's like, oh, it's a human act.
• 1:12:27
  No, no, no. I want like a Michael Caine.
• 1:12:29
  I want someone to play this straight.
• 1:12:32
  I want an Oscar award-winning performance as Sir Eartest
• 1:12:36
  Shackleton of. Course, of course.
• 1:12:40
  With The Muppets. I agree.
• 1:12:42
  I saw somebody, somebody said suggested you they should do a
• 1:12:45
  King Arthur movie with The Muppets and that could be kind
• 1:12:49
  of cool. That could be kind.
• 1:12:50
  Of cool we we we have discussed this before, but like the
• 1:12:52
  thought as we were talking about like, you know, you're talking
• 1:12:54
  about the Coast Guard and I'm talking to ice.
• 1:12:56
  I was like, Oh my God, like I was like, oh man, Shackleton
• 1:12:59
  movie would be would be an amazing movie somebody should
• 1:13:01
  make. And then I went a Shackleton
• 1:13:03
  muppet the. Whole the whole cut to the cast,
• 1:13:06
  then the whole the whole crew is.
• 1:13:07
  It writes itself. It writes itself some.
• 1:13:12
  We need to write a We need to write the screenplay, I guess,
• 1:13:14
  and then try to play Disney. Do you know we, we did those
• 1:13:18
  that, that we went over to Shuster's for her birthday and
• 1:13:22
  we all had to give like a presentation.
• 1:13:25
  And I, and I won't say on the pod what my presentation was if
• 1:13:28
  I've already said it. Well, fuck me, I have a bad
• 1:13:30
  memory. But no, I had a presentation.
• 1:13:35
  Everybody gave theirs. And our friend Aaron gets up and
• 1:13:38
  he gets his and he's talking about that.
• 1:13:40
  He's like, I should be in charge of streaming services and what
• 1:13:45
  they're putting out. I should be allowed to say the
• 1:13:47
  the yay or nay basically. And he's like he was.
• 1:13:51
  Talking about blah blah blah blah blah.
• 1:13:53
  Right. Basically he's like, and I'm
• 1:13:56
  like, oh, did that actually get a new season?
• 1:13:58
  Because the fact that you don't know is why this is up here.
• 1:14:02
  The fact that you're like kind of excited and you would see
• 1:14:05
  that, but you're not actually sure if that's come out true.
• 1:14:07
  That's why it's up here. And I was like, would he renew
• 1:14:09
  Firefly? That's what I want?
• 1:14:11
  Probably. Probably.
• 1:14:12
  But he gave. I can't even remember what some
• 1:14:15
  of his things are. I'm gonna have to.
• 1:14:16
  He'll be over here tomorrow for D&D.
• 1:14:18
  Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna have to ask him.
• 1:14:19
  What to do an update on the next one?
• 1:14:22
  Yes, but one of them was something about Miss Piggy.
• 1:14:25
  And I was like, that's what it was.
• 1:14:28
  It was a same kind of thing, a biography of Princess Diana, PE
• 1:14:34
  as Princess Diana. And I'm like, we're literally
• 1:14:37
  like all over. Like, let me tell you something,
• 1:14:39
  I'd watch that right now. In a heartbeat.
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  In a heartbeat. And Miss Piggy would kill it.
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  She would, yeah. She would kill it that.
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  'D be a hoot. Why would we watch the plug out
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  of that? It'd be disrespectful.
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  I don't know. If Miss Piggy played me in my
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  biography, I'd be thrilled. I'd be.
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  Thrilled. Honestly, I can't think of a
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  single Muppet. I cannot think of a single
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  Muppet that I would be offended if they played me because
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  honestly, like I don't like, you know, Professor Honey do
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  whatever the fuck his name is and he's like, whatever.
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  But if he I was Professor Honey do I could live with it because
• 1:15:10
  I would be portrayed in a fucking Muppet movie.
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  It's true. It's true I.
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  So Miss Princess Diana, that's hilarious.
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  But it was literally like he had this like, I was like Princess
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  Diana biography. And I'm like, OK, Miss Piggy
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  plays Prince Diana. We're like, I'm so in.
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  And I don't want I want to be played completely straight.
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  Right? I think that people should just
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  hire The Muppets like actors. You know what I mean?
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  I don't need it to be even be a Muppet movie.
• 1:15:40
  I just like want to be watching like The Lord of the Rings.
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  And then nobody even bats an eye when Frodo shows up and it's
• 1:15:46
  come with the frog, Right? Right.
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  I don't like, you know, or like we're watching it or whatever.
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  Absolutely. Expected and acceptable. 100%
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  yeah, that's what I'm saying. I I wanna see like, oh, you have
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  AI, Don't know. I'm trying to think of a movie,
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  whatever a movie where you've got like a band is playing or
• 1:16:04
  something like that. And the band is Oh yeah, Doctor
• 1:16:08
  T Mayhem for sure. And was it Electric Mayhem?
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  Yeah, that's like to Mayhem like that.
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  And it's just it's just like a subtle thing in the background.
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  No one comments on it. Nobody says anything.
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  Like I would live for that. And now I'm racking my brain for
• 1:16:26
  a movie that has a band playing in the background.
• 1:16:28
  All I could think was The Wedding Singer, but that would
• 1:16:30
  kind of be a key role if they were the band be a key role
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  because because I was thinking, I was thinking of the the this
• 1:16:36
  is final Tap. And I'm like, well, that's
• 1:16:37
  actually the key role. I can't think it was single.
• 1:16:41
  You have with the purpose of being a wallflower or you know,
• 1:16:43
  any, any Back to the Future, if we're in Back to the Future and
• 1:16:48
  he goes to the dance at the very end and it just happened to be
• 1:16:51
  Doctor Teeth. The Electric Mayhem was the band
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  playing and he just sings the lead in that.
• 1:16:55
  Amazing, amazing that would that would that.
• 1:16:57
  Would those Muppets are out of. Order one in there, right there.
• 1:17:00
  100% that's what I'm saying. I like I'm, I'm saying that you
• 1:17:05
  should be able to hire Miss Piggy, should be allowed to go
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  out for any role that Anne Hathaway can go out for.
• 1:17:11
  You know what I'm saying? Agreed.
• 1:17:12
  She should be in the Devil Wears Prada too, for sure.
• 1:17:16
  I don't think she will be, no. I don't want to say never.
• 1:17:18
  Never say never. But you know, she's got
• 1:17:20
  experience in shows about fashion, so she should
• 1:17:23
  definitely have gotten that cameo.
• 1:17:26
  Something right? Well, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:17:29
  And I like again, I don't want it to be a Muppet movie.
• 1:17:31
  I don't even want anyone to comment on the fact of like, was
• 1:17:35
  that Miss Piggy? Like I want them to treat her
• 1:17:37
  like she is just another thing. Honestly, Miss Piggy playing
• 1:17:41
  Miss Piggy and the Devil Wears prodded too.
• 1:17:43
  I'd watch the fuck out of that movie.
• 1:17:45
  You'd get me we. Were talking about this, that
• 1:17:47
  movie movies have not been as great lately and I haven't
• 1:17:50
  really been wanting to go to the movie theater and all that kind
• 1:17:53
  of stuff. Like, I don't want to pay to go
• 1:17:54
  say I you'd have asses in the seats.
• 1:17:57
  It would be me and it would be me over and over and over for
• 1:18:00
  like a 32nd Miss Piggy cameo and the Devil Wears Prada too,
• 1:18:05
  without a doubt. You out of doubt?
• 1:18:07
  Ask me how many times I would go see a Muppet movie of the
• 1:18:11
  Shackleton expedition. So many.
• 1:18:14
  Till till you would keep it in theaters actually longer than it
• 1:18:17
  probably would run. Yes, they'd be like somebody
• 1:18:19
  keeps going to see it. I guess we'll keep.
• 1:18:21
  Putting it up there, we'll keep. Showing it.
• 1:18:22
  That's what I'm saying. I it's hilarious.
• 1:18:26
  Bonus points if you're filming a documentary, a true documentary,
• 1:18:30
  and a muppet makes an appearance and no one comments on the fact
• 1:18:33
  that they're a muppet. Like I don't want anyone to be
• 1:18:37
  like, oh, this is a person that no, that's Miss fucking Piggy
• 1:18:44
  and out look, I really strong opinions.
• 1:18:46
  She's got really sharp bands. I got on the muppet movies.
• 1:18:49
  There's not a movie that cannot be improved with the addition of
• 1:18:54
  Miss Piggy and or other Muppets. Agreed.
• 1:18:58
  Name a movie that you think wouldn't be improved.
• 1:19:03
  I don't know even my favorite movie, Apollo 13.
• 1:19:06
  I mean the pigs have have experience in space.
• 1:19:09
  Pigs in space it. Would have worked.
• 1:19:13
  See My Vision, My favorite movie of all time, Clue could not
• 1:19:20
  possibly be any better. Unless.
• 1:19:24
  Oh my God, I have to tell you a hilarious story.
• 1:19:27
  This. I forgot to tell you the story,
• 1:19:29
  OK? We go see.
• 1:19:30
  We go see the Christmas lights last night.
• 1:19:33
  We go. We go at the Telus park.
• 1:19:34
  OK, we go. Then we go to the shrine.
• 1:19:36
  We do the whole thing. George bang and see the
• 1:19:39
  Christmas. Oh thank God we had a blast.
• 1:19:43
  And then on our way home, driving through Mescuda and
• 1:19:46
  Wayne says, oh, did you guys see the house that has the
• 1:19:50
  inflatable? Leg lamp from A Christmas Story.
• 1:19:54
  And we were like, no, the solid low electric.
• 1:19:57
  Stacks burning in the window, but on the front yard and
• 1:19:59
  inflatable. Inflatable on the front yard.
• 1:20:01
  He's like, I'll take you by there.
• 1:20:02
  I got to show you this. It's awesome.
• 1:20:03
  This is in. Mescuda in Mescuda, he's like,
• 1:20:05
  it's awesome. We drive down Garnet and we're
• 1:20:10
  driving and we go past his house and he pauses.
• 1:20:12
  He stops and he's looking, he's looking.
• 1:20:14
  And he goes, oh, man, you're just going to have to imagine
• 1:20:17
  this somebody. It was exactly a Christmas
• 1:20:28
  story. It's a major award.
• 1:20:29
  And the and the wife went out there and stabbed it, popped it.
• 1:20:38
  He's out there with a handbook. And you're gonna just have to
• 1:20:43
  hugs on the door. Could you guys, you guys have
• 1:20:45
  played like, we were crying, laughing.
• 1:20:48
  That's really good. It's good to imagine.
• 1:20:50
  We're like, OK, we already were doing that.
• 1:20:53
  Thumbs up. It was hilarious.
• 1:20:55
  That's no, that's honestly so funny.
• 1:20:57
  It was so funny and listen. And if it had been played, it
• 1:21:00
  would have absolutely been worth stopping to see.
• 1:21:03
  I'm sure. Yes.
• 1:21:04
  So I'm imagining maybe. I'll get to see it.
• 1:21:06
  You may just have to imagine. I don't know if they're going
• 1:21:08
  to. Soft glow, electric sags.
• 1:21:09
  Burning on the front. Yard on the front lawn.
• 1:21:11
  Maybe the wife did pop it. Who knows?
• 1:21:13
  The saga continues. We'll find out.
• 1:21:15
  We'll find out. We'll get an update next time.
• 1:21:16
  Yeah, next time. All right, write that down.
• 1:21:18
  Well, how about you? But after this, I'm going to eat
• 1:21:20
  some serious beef. It's a serious leg land.
• 1:21:23
  It's some serious figgy pudding. Oh, there you go.
• 1:21:26
  Figgy. What?
• 1:21:28
  Figs. Figs and bacon.
• 1:21:31
  Bye. Bye.