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Preamble Panic, Bougie or Budget, and Why We Know We're Broke · Off-Brand and Off-Topic

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Although I did warn her, I gave her head that I was like, I did
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talk a little bit to her. But like, it's not shit that we
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wouldn't say to their face. Though exactly.
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And like they were involved in it, they know.
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Welcome to Off Brand and Off Topic, the show where we try to
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have a normal conversation and fail miserably.
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I'm today's host, Allison, joined by my favorite friend,
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Shirley. Hello.
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And here are the rules of our game.
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I have a topic and I get points for staying on topic.
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And I get points for every wildtangent client, Horror Story
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and absurd question I used to derail you.
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Of course, the points are completely arbitrary, because
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who knows if we'll actually keep track.
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But at the end of the episode, whoever technically has the most
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points wins. The ultimate punishment of
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hosting the next episode and enduring the struggle of coming
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up with a new topic that we'll completely avoid.
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Two friends 0 Focus. Let's see how long you last
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today. OK, so small talk, Yes.
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How's your day? Good.
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I did not do much. I did laundry.
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I guess it's a holiday really. Yeah.
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So you didn't. You didn't.
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Work I did not employ, I did. So you always do.
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See, even when I say that I'm not I.
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Am because. Even when we were at the cottage
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I was like I booked this week off and then I still answered
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all my phone. Calls.
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I have a problem. OK.
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See, but my thing is I love my clients so much.
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Well, most of them. Some of them.
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There's the occasional one that I'm like, please stop.
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Talking, huh? Normally those ones don't come
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back though, so I know that they're not like the ideal.
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Clients, yes. Or whatever.
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Some of them are fantastic. So those ones I answered.
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The other ones I'm like, I'm on vacation.
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I'm on vacation. Like they say, like you
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shouldn't mix your, your business life or whatever and,
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and not to become friends with your clients.
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And I'm like, bro, I would invite most of my clients to a
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wedding. Yep.
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So I have cool people. I do cool shit, you know, Yeah,
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I worked a little bit, Not not a lot.
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I was up all night. I need to get my sleep schedule
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in order, which I say that. Yeah, thank.
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You say that all the time. Been saying that see my sleep
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schedule in college was sleep for a night and then not sleep
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at all the next night and stay awake for two days and then.
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Sleep again? That's wild to me.
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Yeah, well, like, I could sleep all the time.
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Like, you know what people say you can sleep when you're dead.
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Like no no, I want to sleep now. You're like I'm already doing.
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That, yeah. That's what I want to be doing,
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right? Now.
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And you're like, absolutely, I'll sleep when I'm dead.
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Maybe no. Because I I swing wildly between
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like like I could sleep for 16 hours straight, don't get me
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wrong, and I have, but like on the whole I just find I love
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being awake in the middle of the night.
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I really do. That's fair.
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I like big time more than. Nobody's talking to me and I can
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just like vibe, you know? No expectations.
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It's great, some stuff and then now I have to edit that stuff.
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Which will be done in like a day.
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Well, you know, I had a fast. You're like your thing says
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what? Like up to two weeks or three
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weeks something like. That my contract.
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Yeah, yeah. Have you ever actually taken
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that long? Do you wanna lie or do you?
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Do you want me? To tell you no, I want the
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truth. Like, have you ever actually
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taken that long? Yes, however.
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I did not. Look at the photos for two of
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those three weeks. So I don't know if that counts
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or not. Because you edited it.
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You wow, you edited it. And within a week.
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Yeah, no, most of the time, my turn around time could be
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probably like my real estate photos are done in 24 hours
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because normally there's like a live date and stuff.
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Videos take a lot longer, especially if there's like
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iterations that they have to go through and like people are
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really picky about how videos are done now.
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Yeah, valid. I get it.
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I don't agree with all the video trends right now, but that's
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just me. I think especially in real
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estate, like I find some of them are so fast that they actually
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hurt my eyes. Like Austin sent me one and I
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was like, I, I will, I can do that for you, but it it will
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hurt me. And I just made dinner.
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Corn on the cob didn't squirt on anybody's.
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Face, I promise. Nice call back, right?
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And and some burgers. That's what I made for dinner.
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Delicious. We ordered fish and chips from a
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place down here. Maya and Taylor watched the new
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He Man movie. I didn't even know there was a
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new one. So yeah, it's on prime.
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Send it to prime I guess. You know what's funny?
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Speaking of, Prime started talking to this guy.
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This dating. Thing and he was like, weirdly,
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I, I thought it was weird, but he's probably just one of those
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dudes that says how he feels in the moment.
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But he was like asking about pictures because like, all my
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pictures are like gothy and whatever.
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And. I like your vibe.
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You got you and I was like, I'm not sending you pictures.
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That's you know, it's not it's not an only fans.
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Calm down. And but so jokingly, I say to
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him, I'm like, well, if you really want to see me, like you
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can look up my shows on Amazon Prime, Amazon Prime.
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You can watch a couple of shows I've been in.
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And he was like, what? No way.
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Like, really? So I tell.
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Him, yes, I'm legit famous guys. Right.
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And so. That is wild on a dating app to
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be like if you want to see me watch my show.
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Confidence that must give. You.
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It's really, really. Funny, but hold on, I have to
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read you this, um. Tell him to keep an eye out for
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the one where your pants fall down.
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I said I was like, cause he was watching that one, that one
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overcompensating. And there was one take.
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I was like, I got famous on that show in the wardrobe department.
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She called it my Janis Joplin because it was the one with the
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zipper in the front and I love that guy.
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I actually know where that skirt is.
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I kept it from wardrobe and it's mine now, but the first day that
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we were filming with Charlie XCX we were jumping around to OHP.
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What the fuck is this song? What's it called?
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I, I love it or something. I crashed my car into the
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bridge. It's I don't care.
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Yeah, I don't know what's actually called.
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Though yeah me neither. I'm fucking listen to it 100
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times that day but we are supposed to be like jumping up
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and down in the audience cause the episode was like we're at a
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college venue. Yes, I love it.
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Converting. Yeah, OK, that's what I thought.
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It's like with Icono Pop or something, but Icona Pop was not
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in the episode. OK but so we're jumping up and
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down and I didn't realize because the zipper wasn't like
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locked so it steadily with every jump was like slowly going down.
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I did not notice this until it was around my ankles.
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OHS. Nobody else noticed.
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Actually the girl that I was like dancing with, I was like I
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leaned over to her like mid take and I was like I just lost my
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skirt and she was like no you didn't.
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And I was like, no, 100% I. Did you're like look down?
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It's happening. I was like, it's, it's down
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there. I was like I'm fixing my zipper.
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While we're talking. I have to go to wardrobe and
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they had to like put a safety pin through the zipper teeth and
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like I had like 3 safety pins to keep my skirt up for the rest of
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the that week that we were filming.
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But anyway, so I tell this guy and he's like, he's like no way.
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And I tell him about the shows and he's going through like
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scene by scene. He's like, what episode are you?
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And I was like, I actually don't know because I haven't watched
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them. Like I'm so famous I haven't
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even seen my own work guys. No, I I hear they're good shows,
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really good, just haven't really watched.
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I like Motorheads. Well, yeah, you would.
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Yeah. See, I think, I think you would
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also like overcompensating. I think I.
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Didn't have any like it was. Really, really nice.
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Knowing the background of it, like Charlie was super, super
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nice. Even though she's portrayed
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show, she was so nice. And then the the guy, the main
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guy, Benny, he's like also the director and like screenwriter.
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He's super really. But yeah, yeah, I hung out with
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him. He was really nice and I sound
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such an asshole when I say shit like that.
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Nice. We hung out like, um, but
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anyway, so this guy that I'm talking to you, it apparently
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was like blowing his mind, right?
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That he's like going frame by frame through all these
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episodes. And cause I could give him a
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description and be like, Oh yeah, The episode that we were
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filming at this location was, you know, like in motorheads, it
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was the white knuckle run or whatever, which is like the big
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dirt bike thing. And I was like, and this is what
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I was wearing. So this man sends me pictures of
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me in the show being like, is this you?
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And I'm like, Yep, I had my head shaved.
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Yeah, for that show and this whole thing.
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And then so we got off of that and we were still texting each
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other and then like out of nowhere, because he was on to
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like talking about himself or whatever.
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And I guess he was still watching the shows.
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And he goes, this is this is verbatim by the way.
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This is the text message. I'm able to read it to you.
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Like no fillers or anything. He says It's still blowing my
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mind that you actually got to be on these shows.
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Sorry, I'm not meaning to sound like some starstruck idiot or
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anything, but it's really cool. It is really cool.
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And I was like, well, it does kind of sound like a starstruck
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idea, but I get it. You know.
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So it happens. Accept he's like, this is so
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cool. What a concept.
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It's it's, it's gonna tell all his friends.
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OHT definitely. I'm talking to this girl and
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she's been on Amazon. Living here, she.
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Is yeah. Shout out to Amazon Prime.
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Thanks. For having me a couple of times.
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Those were really long days though man.
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Like acting is not for the faint of heart, my dude.
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Couldn't be me. Like we're talking like, I
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think, see, when I filmed overcompensating, it was this
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is, this is a couple of summers ago now, but it was 2 days.
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And then it was like a Thursday, Friday.
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I was booked last minute because I didn't know about it.
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And they were like, oh, by the way, we expect you here.
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And I was like, oh, that's. Cool.
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Thanks. By the way, we expect you here.
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You're like got. It like your call time is this
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and I was like I don't even know that was fucking booked on.
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This show. It's cool.
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So through some clothes in the suitcase and then hit it and
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then the Saturday I was supposed to be acting in a red and fair,
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like it was like a Princess or a queen or something.
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That that was the one that I made that whole costume thing
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for the really big elaborate. So I go and I had to like jump
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houses because I was staying. I stayed with my aunt yes, like
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I, I drove down the first like Thursday morning because my call
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time wasn't until like 10. So I was like I have time.
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So I drove down because we were filming in New York and then
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stayed at my aunts house that night.
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Didn't get there until like 3 in The Morning Call time.
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The Friday morning was, I wanna say like 9.
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So they I slept for like a couple hours.
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We finished filming that one that day at like 1:00 AM.
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Then I drove to Kitchener to where I was staying that night,
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and then he got up Saturday morning and we went to this Ren
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Fair and I was like dead. Yep.
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And then I literally like Matthias was driving and I
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passed out in the car like between after the run for was
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over, we, we drove over to get Dairy Queen cause I was like, I
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want some ice cream was super hot in that costume.
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And we drove over and it's like a 5 minute drive passed right
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out. I woke up and I was like, where
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are we? And he's like a Dairy Queen
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fucking relaxed. So yeah, acting fun, but not not
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for everybody. Summary of that.
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That's small talk. All small talk.
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Anything. Anything else you wanna add?
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I don't know, like my day was unbelievably boring.
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Would you do this weekend? It was a long weekend.
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You didn't have the dog. I didn't do anything because
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honestly, I forgot it was a long weekend.
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Like I literally got up and I was going to go grocery shopping
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today and I was like, oh, the stores are closed.
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I was like, why is the store closed?
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And I was like, oh, cause it's the civic holiday or whatever.
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And I love that we have a civic holiday by the way, because
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literally our government was like, we need a holiday in
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August. What do we do?
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Yeah, honestly, we don't have 1 yet.
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Yeah, I worked Saturday. Oh, I went to Spirit Sunday.
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No Saturday. Jealous.
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Yes. I another opening 1 here I've
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been. Yeah, broke as fuck.
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Yeah. I mean you could apply to the
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Mandarin get discount. I did literally I don't have
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time to do that but like I want to anyway, right?
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Like just give myself block off my schedule.
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I need these two months off so I can get a discount please.
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No, what I was saying about the holiday, I, I didn't do
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anything, but I forgot it was a holiday.
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So I went to go grocery shopping and I was like, why is the store
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closed? Yeah.
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And I was like, oh. Cause why store closed.
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I'm literally I got there. Like what?
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Why? The holiday in this.
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Country and it was like, and then I was like, oh, civic
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holiday, which is so funny to me that literally our government
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was like, we need a holiday in August.
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What do we do? They were like, call it the
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civic holiday. We don't care.
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So now we have a holiday in August, so that's cool.
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You just called over the holiday.
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That's literally what it's called.
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If it's New Brunswick Day here. OHS, it's also called Heritage
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Day. In Alberta it is, but in Ontario
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it's. British Columbia Day, Natal Day
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in Nova Scotia, Terry Fox Day and I'm assuming B is Manitoba.
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OK. I cheated on material, just
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calls it the civic Holiday. So yeah, I walked up to the door
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and it was like closed for this. I was like fuck, I wanted those
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deals today man. Terry is also gone.
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I guess he started his new job and.
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Started. In this new truck or whatever
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finally made me go golfing. We did go to Legacy.
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He bought me this. Nice.
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Car you went to Legacy? Yeah, that honestly, the
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building for there is so gorgeous.
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I I love legacy. I do.
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It's like, I mean, it's really expensive, but like, no wonder,
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like everything is so nice. I think it was very groomed and
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like there's a, there's, they're the only one that we've been to
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that has like a, a beer cart. So there's like a, you know,
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Pretty Little. Roll.
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Not a little. Not a little girl.
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That sounds weird. Pretty Woman that drives this
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little cart around that, you know, they sell like chips and
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pop coolers and beer and whatever because apparently you
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can get hammered and still drive a golf cart.
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Who cares? There's no golf cart, cops.
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I mean, I guess it's probably like.
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Who are you gonna hit? Whatever.
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Let's be real, a tree. But you're free.
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You can't go back on. Less worried about the tree and
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more worried about all of the ravines that are all over the
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place. Yeah.
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I don't really wanna drive off of that but but we went golfing.
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I lost by 1. That's not bad.
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That's really not bad. He still didn't get a a par, so
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thanks, I'm winning. On that, you're like, I am the
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better golfer. I gotta park because once.
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Come golfing with us sometime, it'll be a.
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Joy, I am the worst golfer. Even mini golf.
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I am not good. Maya is better than me.
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Of you mini golfing, were you on your hands and knees trying to
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get your ball? Out of the windmill.
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Cause it stopped like directly in the middle.
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Yeah, that's not my problem. Well, how the?
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Fuck how was like how the fuck? Did we get that?
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We get down and dirty. Yeah, no, that's why I have a
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picture of your butt. But yeah, I guess, I guess
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that's all. That wasn't really my weekend
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though, that I think it was on Thursday.
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And then he left really early Friday morning.
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So I started a new job because he quit because he didn't get
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to, he could. Well, he didn't get to drive
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where he wanted to, so we had to quit his job.
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I guess I feel that because he wanted to drive down here to see
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me. Actually he wanted to go to BC.
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He wanted to go to the opposite direction as you.
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Wow has nothing. In rude but he does want to come
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down here and see me. I mean, that's true, but.
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Like, nice try. It wasn't just for.
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You. If you say so.
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I don't have a dad. I'm going to take what I can
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get. That's that's why, that's why
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he's around. You know, my mom was like, how
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about this one? And I was like, yeah, how about
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this one? I I guess.
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Like that'll do emotional damage.
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Good enough. Beggars can't be choosers,
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right? That's rough.
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I'm sorry. That one was kind of mean.
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He knows, he understands. Think he got a joke for?
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Me, I do. Joke of the day.
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On that note, yeah, why did the golfer bring 2 pairs of pants?
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Ohe I know this one. No, yes I do cause he got a hole
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in one. Yeah, which has never happened
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to me before. Actually.
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Fun story. It did happen to me one time in
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mini golf. Do you remember the Saint Marys
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church used to have They called it the garden party.
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It was when we were really little.
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No. Like, like early elementary
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school. OK, so the church at the top of
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the hill, they're like Roman Catholic one.
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Yeah, they would have. They called it a garden party.
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It was literally like just outside summer thing that was
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like barbecues and like blah, blah, blah.
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Like they were, they had like a little mini golf course.
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Do you remember when I broke my arm?
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I actually don't remember you breaking your arm at all, ever,
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no. I think it was probably before
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we were friends. Well, I, I broke my arm.
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I was at like I think my grandma's house or something.
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And one of my not my real cousins, but like, you know,
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like a parent friend who has a child.
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You're like, that's my. Cousin.
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She pulled me out of a tree because we were like climbing up
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in a tree and like she pulled me out once and it was like really
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funny cause neither of us got hurt so we did it a second.
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Time and broke my wrist. Jeez.
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Yeah, no good. Times I have never broken
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anything. I broke a lot of.
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Things I know wasn't planning on it.
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And my, I had this like big old cast on my, my arm and we went
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to this garden party, which is like a big BBQ thing, right?
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They set up a mini golf thing that you're so I played mini
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golf against Charlene with one hand, my left hand, might I add,
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which at that time I was predominantly right-handed.
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And that was at the point that I learned to be ambidextrous
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because I was like, well, if I'm going to break shit, I guess be
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prepared, which I can do the same thing with my feet.
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I can drive with my left foot and ankle.
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Hurts my ankle. My yeah so.
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Much sometimes still hold that, so I I learned to drive with my
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left foot. But anyway, so I got a couple
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more than one. I got a couple of holes in one
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one handed with the wrong hand while my wrist was Rogan and
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Charlene was really mad at me. She was like how are you?
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You're cheating. I was like how could I possibly?
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Be cheater cheating. You're right, my left hand is
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actually better. I've been lying to you this
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whole. Time I've actually been
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left-handed. This whole time.
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Yeah, been lying. You know what they've actually
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started this study to You know how like they're all iPad kids
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now or. Whatever.
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Hello my friends, I'm interrupting the middle of my
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own podcast right now just to let you know that we had some
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technical errors during the recording.
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Of this episode and so we ended up having to record from our
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phones so if you hear a. Sudden change in.
18:32
The audio quality, bear with us because that is what's going on.
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I'm doing my best. I don't know.
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It was actually. Like a study or what, but they
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kind of put like a correlation between what hand they use to
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like swipe the screen when they're toddlers or whatever to
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like. I feel like my athletes were
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there right around. So like if you're sleeping with
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your left hand, then usually they they would say that that
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kids are going to be left-handed or whatever it makes.
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Sense. Yeah, that has been our long and
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arduous fucking small talk. Let's get to today's topic.
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Yeah, I'm just actually we haven't even gotten on property.
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Mind your business. OK, so today is less of like a
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topic. And more of a game.
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OHS. It is time for nobody's favorite
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I'm throwing nonessential, mostly decorative items your
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average Joe or strictly for high end luxury.
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No photos, description only. If you're right, you win the
19:40
point. If not, I get to keep it.
19:42
And for your luck, I'll throw in another point if you can guess
19:44
the prices within $50.00, the average retail number.
19:47
So let's play. Budget or bougie?
19:52
I'm going to describe these items and I'm going to give you
19:55
like texture, size, shape, whether it's branded.
19:58
I'm not going to tell you the brand because that'll give it
20:00
away, but I'm going to tell you as much as I can about each
20:04
item. You have to guess, first of all,
20:06
whether it is bougie or budget. If you are correct, you get a
20:10
point. If not, I get a.
20:11
Point It's all bougie. I'm broke.
20:15
That's fair. I'm a very strict, right?
20:19
Chance to earn bonus points is if you can guess the retail
20:24
price, the average retail price within like 50 bucks of the
20:27
average price. OK.
20:29
Are you ready? I don't know.
20:31
Probably not, because all the evidence is ridiculous.
20:35
So your first one is a paper clip.
20:38
It's thicker than a normal paper clip.
20:40
OK, it is it. It has the brand stamped onto
20:45
it. What?
20:48
There's a brand selling a thick paper.
20:49
Clip Yep, it to hold. It's like a it's a money clip.
20:53
OK, so like a wallet? No, do you know what a money
20:57
clip? Is no, I don't really like.
21:03
A bunch of like cash. That's it.
21:05
Would that be like a wallet? No, a wallet is like a whole
21:09
thing that you put your thing in and then this is what?
21:12
We're going to wallet. For like a wad of cash.
21:15
I have a price. No, I don't.
21:20
I'm like, that sounds so cheap, but then I'm like, you know
21:22
what? That's like some bougie stuff
21:24
like who needs some money clip. Is it Bouger budget?
21:27
I must say, it's bougie. And what is your price?
21:31
I want the price to be like $5 because it's bougie.
21:37
I'ma say how much is like a wallet like 15.
21:41
I must say it's 20 bucks. Am I way off?
21:45
You were right about one of those things.
21:48
It's Boogie. It is Boogie.
21:51
It is the Prada sterling silver paper clip which retails for
21:56
roughly 185 dollars. For a paper clip, Yep.
22:03
OK. I'll I'll send you all the
22:06
pictures when we're. Done.
22:07
I will never be that rich I. Write like, I can't even imagine
22:10
being that rich and still being like that.
22:13
Like that's a joke. That is a joke.
22:15
You're rich 100 and would you say 100 and. 8085. 185 that's
22:20
like 10 bucks in rich people. Money, I mean, I guess, but like
22:24
that's still is weird. I don't know.
22:27
I don't. OK.
22:28
That's disappointing. You got 1.
22:31
One of the You stopped me from getting a point because I don't
22:34
get a point if you're wrong about the price.
22:36
OK, let's talk about the IT is a gold, uh, deal vanity tray.
22:44
So it's about the size, like a little bit bigger than a teacup
22:47
and a saucer. OK, like a plate.
22:50
Like a plate but it has like raised edges so like you could
22:53
catch stuff in it. And what are they putting in it?
22:56
They, well, I'm going to tell you in a fucking second here.
22:58
OK sorry. Like why do I need a gold plate?
23:02
It's, it's for your like perfumes or like whatever you
23:08
want it to be, I guess. I got the pictures show.
23:11
It as one of them has like a coffee mug on it, another one
23:17
has like handles and stuff. So it's multi purpose.
23:20
I mean, I guess. You could use it for whatever
23:22
you wanted. It's like it's just a little
23:23
gold tray plate looking thing but it's heavy duty I guess.
23:29
OK. Is it bougie or budget?
23:31
That's all the information I get I.
23:33
Yeah, it says it's a poor food. Guest towels, tea sets, jewelry,
23:37
perfume, bottle, hair brushes, cosmetic candles and bathroom
23:40
accessories. So give me whatever you want.
23:43
It's gold. It's a little tray.
23:45
It's a little bit bigger than a teacup and saucer.
23:47
Could fit like 4 big candles on it probably.
23:50
Say Bougie. OK.
23:52
Because why do I need a gold plate to put random stuff on?
23:54
I have countertops and like happens.
23:58
And your price? My price for I don't know, is it
24:01
real gold? I can't tell.
24:03
You we know that information. OK.
24:04
And it doesn't really say that, it just says round gold tray.
24:08
So let's go with maybe. OK, I'm gonna say OK, so it's
24:12
bougie because who needs a plate?
24:14
I'll I feel like a plate is not that expensive.
24:16
Well, no, they're kind of expensive.
24:17
I have plastic plates at the moment and glass ones, but
24:20
plastic. And these plastic ones cost me
24:22
$0.75 each. Molly World.
24:25
So I'm gonna say it's 20 bucks. OK, well you got one thing
24:30
right. It's boozy.
24:32
It is budget. Oh.
24:34
It is a round gold stainless steel tray that you can get on
24:39
Amazon on sale right now for $13.19.
24:43
OK. So you get a point for the
24:45
price, but I get a point because it's budget.
24:48
I don't understand why I'm buying 1 gold plate.
24:51
Don't know and like. That's really not budget because
24:53
$13 for one plate. It's it's, well, it's not $185
24:57
for a paper clip, so calm down. OK, This one of my favorite
25:03
ones. Are you ready?
25:04
I want you to picture half of a zipper as a bracelet.
25:08
What? Yeah, half a zipper.
25:11
Down and you use like the zipper part, like the little uppy downy
25:15
piece. I don't know what's called, but
25:17
that's your clasp to your bracelet.
25:19
OK, but it's only half a zipper. Yeah, it is about 7 inches
25:23
around and you can the the there's a tiny bracelet that you
25:28
could, you can adjust the size so it's like a black and Gray.
25:33
OK. I'm gonna say budget, OK, and
25:37
$2.00 because that's something that like I'm thinking why 2K?
25:42
Like those studded belts? That's fair, you would be
25:47
incorrect. Oht I'm ready for you to
25:49
actually get mad about this. 1. I have better.
25:52
This. Is it's very bougie.
25:55
It's a zipper. It's the Balenciaga DIY Zip
25:58
bracelet and it retails roughly $675.
26:05
To do it yourself, you know what you can get for that?
26:08
About 600 of them at Fabricland, and you can actually do it
26:11
yourself. That's wild.
26:15
What is going? What does the trends?
26:17
That's so weird. So I will take the point for
26:20
that. Yep, and I will gladly give it
26:22
to you cause that is wild and I'm actually right but whatever.
26:26
I'm actually right. Yeah, no bougie is crazy,
26:30
actually. OK, so this is a matte ceramic
26:34
vase. It's a sculptural high-end art
26:36
gallery piece with heavy mat, white or black ribbed texture
26:41
and clean vertical lines. So a striped vase.
26:44
But it's like invent, like striped striped.
26:46
It's like, it's not like painted stripes, but it's like.
26:49
Card formed striped face. Yeah, sure.
26:53
You can get it in three different sizes.
26:56
It's easy to clean, but what I'm looking at is white or like a
27:01
cream coloured. What I think you can also get it
27:03
in black. OK, so there you go.
27:05
That's what I can. Tell you what I've gathered is
27:09
the stupid stuff is expensive. Usually.
27:12
Yeah, now vases are for flowers. That's true.
27:15
I can't really tell you what this one suggests that it's for,
27:18
because it's in French. OK, I think.
27:21
OK, I'm assume it's for flowers. I'm gonna say, why are people
27:25
spending money on flowers? You got to be busy for that.
27:28
You're jaded about that. No, no, that's, that's Boogie.
27:31
Why are you spending? I mean, like if you go to
27:33
Walmart, get like a $5 bouquet on like a certain holiday,
27:35
whatever. But like I have one black vase
27:37
here that I'm pretty sure I got from the dollar store.
27:39
Actually just got off from the dollar store and I took from her
27:42
village. Alright, Value Village.
27:44
Anyways, very pretty. And I think that cost me like
27:46
299. OK, so you're you're what are
27:49
you calling this? I want to say I wanna say boogie
27:53
cause who needs a vase? In all honesty, who needs 3?
27:57
But I also am like it could be budget because like that's the
28:00
three in one. No, no, no.
28:01
And you're not getting a three pack.
28:03
It comes in three different sizes.
28:04
Ohhhhh. You can get it in this is this
28:08
is just height. OK, so you can get it in 14 No 5
28:12
inches. I'm reading centimeters.
28:13
Sorry. It was 5 inches 6 inches or 7
28:15
inches tall. So you're you're buying one, but
28:18
it can be in different sizes. No, they're not very tall.
28:21
They're like tabletop decorative bullshit, but read the.
28:26
Description for me again because it said something high end.
28:29
It says a sculptural high end art gallery piece with a heavy
28:33
mat, white or black ribbed texture and clean vertical
28:36
lines. I'm going to say bougie.
28:37
And your price? Am I giving you like?
28:39
Are they all the same price? All three sizes?
28:41
The biggest 1 is different, but for the most part the other two
28:45
are the. Same.
28:45
OK. I'ma go with $250.
28:48
Actually no, you're wrong. It is budget.
28:53
You can get them on Amazon for about 20 bucks apiece.
28:58
Awesome, I'm not getting this game at all.
29:01
I didn't really get on the. Phone so I I'm getting that.
29:03
I'm also going to be hosting next week, so that's what I'm
29:05
hearing. I also can't wait for you to
29:07
hear some of the more outrageous bougie ones and actually get
29:11
mad, because I know you will. We're going to talk about a
29:16
boomerang. OK.
29:18
It is roughly 15 inches. It has a light natural wood
29:22
grain and it has some like dot patterns and like a teal and
29:27
yellow. OK, hold on.
29:29
I got to look at the picture. Again.
29:31
Has like some goldish coloured rings to it.
29:35
It's it's a boomerang. I don't know what else to say
29:37
about it. Has a clear satin lacquer so
29:40
it's kind of like shiny. OK, I have an answer.
29:43
It's it's a boomerang budget OK and your.
29:46
Price looks like childhood stuff.
29:48
I'm going to say like, I'm going to give it $10 because it's
29:51
wooden. Those plastic would be like $5.
29:54
Are you ready to get really mad? No boomerang?
29:58
How much people spend for Boomerang?
30:00
On my list, this is the most expensive item.
30:04
Seriously. Yeah.
30:06
It is the channel resin and wood boomerang which retails for
30:10
roughly 2000 dollars. For a piece of wood.
30:13
I'll let you sit with that for a minute.
30:14
A decorated piece of wood. Listen, it keeps coming back to
30:18
you. You get your money back every
30:19
time you throw. I'm so sick of this.
30:21
Ball is so stupid. It's a good thing I'm not rich.
30:25
No, cause it's like why would you actually buy any of this
30:27
shit? Yeah.
30:28
Even if you had. Just money to throw in a
30:30
fireplace. Why you imagine having like a
30:32
child and saying like I bought you a boomerang but you can't
30:35
use it because it cost $2000? You wouldn't even care if you
30:37
had enough money to spend $2000 on a boomerang.
30:40
Even if you like, throw it, we'll buy another one.
30:42
Pierce, you know, yeah, it's a very different life when you
30:44
have money. I guess That's wild.
30:45
So this is like a a couple of like fake books.
30:50
They're like for putting things in.
30:52
What fake books for putting stuff?
30:54
In yeah. So they're like hollow, but it
30:55
looks like a book. So you could like hide stuff.
30:58
There's there's two of them. It's a set of two.
31:00
One is slightly larger. It's brown on the bottom.
31:03
They're like linen wrapped. And the brown one on the bottom
31:06
is bigger. And says Van Gogh, the starry
31:08
night and beyond the smaller one that is sitting on top in this
31:11
picture, I can't pronounce the last name that's on it.
31:14
I'm sorry. But it's like a white ivory
31:15
cream colour and says the colours of Tahiti.
31:18
OK, and you, you can hide stuff in them.
31:21
You can says declutter your coffee table.
31:24
So I have an answer and I have a reason, OK, I'm going to say
31:27
budget, OK, Because I don't think rich people are hiding
31:30
stuff in books. I think they have like safety
31:32
deposit boxes where has like cheap people are like where in
31:37
my house can I hide this? You know, where is a really good
31:40
place to hide things. Where tell me?
31:42
You put your important shit in a zip lock bag and then you put it
31:46
in the back of your toilet tank. Are you telling me to look in
31:48
the back of your toilet tank when I get there?
31:50
No, I'm not telling you. That I.
31:52
Don't currently have anything in there, I just I saw that on
31:54
burlesque. Yes, fair.
31:56
You know what? Yeah.
31:57
What is What is your price for these two decorative books?
32:00
Oh right, there's two books, $35.
32:05
You get a point for that? Yeah, well, you get 2 points.
32:07
I already wrote the one because you're right, it is budget.
32:10
You can get it on Amazon right now.
32:12
It's it's normally it's $37. However, right now it is 24% off
32:16
at 2799. Wow, I like that.
32:20
I know. Something we got a decorative
32:23
throw pillow cover. It is a high density faux fur
32:28
and has an invisible zipper closure.
32:31
The inside is a high quality soft suede.
32:34
A pillow cover. Yeah, so no pillow involved,
32:37
just just like. A.
32:39
OK, let's boogie. OK, you wanna know why?
32:42
Who has throw pillows? I think we talked about this.
32:45
Let alone a cover. So for real.
32:48
Mom does. You guys are rich.
32:51
I don't know how to tell her because we're not, but my mom
32:54
has this one that sits on our our couch and she has different
32:57
covers for the holidays. I actually I do have a a pillow
33:01
cover, like a throw pillow cover that Sam gave me.
33:03
That is her face. That's kind of hilarious.
33:06
It's so good. It is not on a pillow currently
33:08
because I don't have throw pillows.
33:11
I do have the cover. OK, so this is bougie.
33:14
So how much money is it? I don't want it to be more than
33:18
like $15.00, but I think it's 80.
33:21
So you were wrong on both counts.
33:23
So. It's not.
33:24
Pushing it is budget you can get.
33:27
On people have pillow. Covers.
33:29
Yeah, I literally just said my mom has a bunch for holidays.
33:33
Feel like you guys. Wrong it was.
33:37
Gifted. You're wrong.
33:38
Like get. Your answers, you were
33:41
incorrect. Oh my gosh.
33:42
Most of the time we don't actually change it though.
33:44
She just like leaves it on the Christmas one and then.
33:46
We just that's it. I have one.
33:48
Throw pillow so it is on Amazon for 1899.
33:52
Dang, I don't need it, but if I want to fuzzy pillow I know
33:55
where to get. A cloud soft faux fur.
33:59
I should have known cause it said fluffer.
34:01
Yeah, well, I don't know. You can't.
34:02
You can't judge that because sometimes they're like, hey man,
34:05
we gotta care about animals. I almost called them aminals.
34:08
Jesus. This is a wild.
34:13
OK, here's here's another one. This is table tennis.
34:17
The paddles. Just the paddles. 2 paddles.
34:20
Yep, I think it's two anyway, 10 inches tall, short flared wooden
34:23
handle, the handles like a dark brown.
34:26
And then the the top is one side is black and one side is teal,
34:30
which is obviously why put this on this list.
34:34
But they're like standard wool size.
34:38
They're a little bit heavier than normal.
34:39
OK, instead of rubber on the top it is leather.
34:43
OK, I'm going to say Bougie for two reasons.
34:46
Dad had like a table tennis singing.
34:48
He also had like, the soccer. Footballs 1.
34:51
I feel like normal people just call it ping pong right?
34:53
Yeah, but like, dad had a table, Mom had a table.
34:56
I'm like, that's like, they were some cool people.
34:58
They had these really cool things like air hockey, ping
35:00
pong, pool tables. Like, I mean, not all at the
35:02
same time, but we had some pretty cool things.
35:05
Like my parents. Not that we're rich, don't get
35:07
me wrong. But like I was going to say, oh,
35:08
so now you're rich. But like, I think of them as
35:12
like a little bougie because like they would buy us really
35:15
cool things. Like we got really lucky.
35:16
And it wasn't even that they spent a lot of money.
35:18
They were just smart about. It Yeah.
35:20
But I do think it's bougie because you said leather.
35:22
You're like, this is real leather.
35:24
I'm going to get the price so wrong though because my choices
35:27
are for paddles 50 bucks which is like a lot or like 300 bucks
35:33
which is. Crazy.
35:35
I don't know. Give me, give me a number.
35:37
I'm going to tell you. I'll give you, I'll give you.
35:39
You can have a third number because both of those numbers
35:41
are wrong. Yeah.
35:44
OK, the number that will make you angry.
35:46
A number that will make me angry.
35:47
It's more than 300. So I was like, oh, it must be
35:50
somewhere in the middle, like maybe 200.
35:52
No, that's crazy. OK for paddles.
35:55
Yep, give me a number. Come on. 500.
35:58
No, it is the Tiffany and Co leather and walnut ping pong
36:01
paddles that retails for approximately $700.
36:05
Oh my gosh, wonder how much those pickleball rackets are.
36:10
Feel like that's a bougie sport? Yeah, I would.
36:12
I would agree with that. That's crazy.
36:14
OK, I'm gonna hit you with another one that I really think
36:16
is hilarious and you're gonna be gonna be like, wow, that's.
36:20
Cool. OK.
36:21
Picture A roll of packing tape. OK, but picture it's a bracelet
36:26
with a clasp. No, that's what we're talking
36:29
about. Absolutely not.
36:32
How much did we say the zipper was?
36:35
I don't remember. I'd like to go with the same
36:37
price. You can compare.
36:39
I don't like those. Inside features features a rigid
36:43
plastic mechanical clasp, allowing you to unlatch the roll
36:46
and wrap the sticky plastic strip around your wrist.
36:48
OK but is this like a a thing to help out at like Christmas time?
36:52
If it was real tape, probably something I would buy because
36:55
you can't lose that roll of tape when you're packing wrapping
36:58
Christmas. It doesn't.
37:00
It doesn't need to open like a Bengal.
37:01
You could just. You could just do.
37:02
This Shove my hand in a big old thing of tape.
37:04
Yeah, I usually use the small ones.
37:06
I'm not gonna lie to you. Well then, how would that work?
37:09
What's it matter? I was hoping it would open and
37:11
shut. I don't know.
37:11
To tell you I could put it on my finger.
37:13
I don't know. I thought.
37:14
You know what I didn't think? That's normal around here.
37:20
A bracelet that's made of fake tape, that's what I'm going
37:22
with. It is expensive.
37:23
It's bougie. OK.
37:25
Because it's stupid and it is. It's $900.
37:32
Some of the more you get into this, the more angry you get,
37:34
the more you're like, it's stupidly expensive.
37:37
Yeah. At first you're like, it's a
37:39
couple dollars and they're like fucking $900.
37:42
Yeah, I'm like, there's no way this is like 10 bucks, like
37:45
$2.00 like a roll of tape should.
37:46
Be it is bougie, you are correct, it is the limited
37:52
Balenciaga Objects tape bracelet and it retails for around $380.
37:58
You know, rich people could be feeding the less fortunate.
38:02
They could be, but they're busy buying bracelets and shit.
38:05
Tell me the price again. 380 Yeah, well, because you were mad
38:10
by now, so. They were like, this one's not
38:13
actually worth that much. That first bracelet didn't do
38:15
very good, so we're gonna go lower.
38:18
OK, that's horrible. That's so stupid.
38:24
We have a clip on desk lamp. That has budget three different
38:30
light modes, like 3 different colour modes, so like warm
38:34
yellowy and then in the middle you know it has 10 different
38:38
brightness levels, can clamp on to virtually any service, can
38:42
spin around. It has like a 360° like
38:45
gooseneck design. You know, honestly, just the
38:49
light colours kind of took me off.
38:51
Guard Yeah, well, you know, people like certain.
38:53
I'm, I'm not going to lie to you, I go to the store and I
38:55
grab a light bulb. If I'm out of a light bulb and
38:57
if it looks different, I'm like, that's weird.
38:59
And then I carry on with my life.
39:01
But I'm a photographer, so like I talk about degrees in Kelvin.
39:05
You wouldn't know. Like I'm like, I like mine a
39:08
little bit yellowy. I don't know.
39:09
It's warmer anyway. I'm going to say bougie and.
39:13
And your price? 200 and 51150 It's a desk lamp.
39:17
You were incorrect in the lepro clip on desk lamp.
39:22
It is budget. You can get it right now. 13%
39:24
off on Amazon for 2599. Dang, I'll send you the link
39:29
later. That's like 1314 different
39:31
options of things you can do. You go a lot.
39:33
Yeah, that's crazy. I don't need a desk lamp, but I
39:36
don't even have a desk. I have several, you want one.
39:39
I'm good. I don't even know where I put.
39:41
It let's see. Oh, I like this one OK.
39:43
It is an umbrella. OK has like a bamboo looking
39:48
handle. It is crafted from nylon fabric
39:53
pattern with some like equestrian bits and strips.
39:57
OK. So a horse umbrella.
39:58
Says like horse Prince. Yeah, horse horse stuff.
40:01
Nylon umbrella with like a bamboo looking handle.
40:04
That's bougie. OK.
40:06
I don't know what horse prints are.
40:07
So like, you know, the little thing that goes over the the
40:10
bridle thing that goes around like their head and stuff.
40:12
I'm not going to lie to. You you still have.
40:15
TR unavailable. Nope.
40:20
No, this is fine. It's just equipment.
40:23
OK, Force equipment. I'm thinking you're going to a
40:26
polo game and you have an umbrella specifically for the
40:29
polo game. Sure, but.
40:30
Focus on the fact that. It's an umbrella.
40:32
Yes, it is an umbrella. It's like a green with like some
40:35
pattern on it. Don't care about the.
40:37
Pattern. The first one was a paper clip.
40:39
It's an umbrella. I don't know what else to tell
40:41
you. Going bougie?
40:43
OK. This is Polo.
40:44
You know what my umbrellas look like?
40:45
That's a lie. I am a little bit busy with an
40:48
umbrella because they don't use them often.
40:49
So I bought a Wonder Woman 1 and it was like. 35150. 50 bucks for
40:55
an umbrella? OK, so this is Maggie.
40:57
So what's your price? Ohe goodness.
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Bouji umbrella. Listen, I thought mine was
41:02
budget. No, I thought mine was bougie.
41:04
I didn't think it was 50 bucks bougie though.
41:05
I'm going to say $200. It is bougie.
41:10
Oh, OK. So it's more.
41:12
It is $1340. It is the Gucci Horsebit print
41:17
nylon umbrella, which I want to tell you now.
41:20
By the way, the the nylon is not waterproof.
41:26
What? It's a sun umbrella so spend
41:28
1000 some dollars on this. Could also get it fixed, but.
41:32
Also what you got to do? Yeah, Yep, OHP mean that's.
41:37
Horrible. I enjoy how angry this makes.
41:40
You this is insane. Like what are rich people doing?
41:45
Do this because like we're both like, yeah, this is fun.
41:47
And then? I buy like 15.
41:50
No, I bought by like 37 things for like $500 and I'm like, Oh
41:55
my gosh. And this is like a paper clip
41:57
for $500. Like that's what like one thing.
42:02
I have two, two more I think we'll do.
42:06
And do you know, like, what tennis balls come in, comes in
42:10
like a little pan? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:16
OK. We're talking about nice
42:17
callback. We're talking about one of
42:19
those. However, instead of being clear,
42:22
it's like silver in colour with like a a matching lid.
42:29
A Silverton. Yeah, pretty much.
42:30
And it holds 4 regulation size balls.
42:34
A silver Tennis 10. You pretty much.
42:36
Bougie OK we went to Walmart. I think I bought ours but like 5
42:41
bucks comma say the price is how many balls are in it for four
42:46
I'm going to say $500 a hundred for each ball and 100 for the.
42:51
You know what? That's a reasonable explanation.
42:56
You said 500. Multiply that by three.
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No. Yes.
43:04
Why? It is the Tiffany and Co
43:07
sterling silver tennis ball can so it's legitimate like
43:11
Sterling. Tiffany and Co had like the
43:13
really pretty teal colour. Yeah, the Tiffany Taylor.
43:15
Whatever. Tiffany blue.
43:18
OK, Are the balls blue? I don't know, it doesn't
43:21
actually show the balls. I don't even know if it comes
43:23
with balls. Couldn't tell you.
43:24
You might just be buying the can.
43:26
It does have like their logo and stuff on either the top or the
43:29
bottom, I can't really tell. Heaven forbid people know it's
43:32
not from Tiffany. That's I would.
43:36
Love that for. Them So I'm going to do one more
43:39
and then I think we'll wrap up that, um, throw pillows again,
43:46
it's a pack of two. OK.
43:49
They're like a past LED pink velvet.
43:53
OK. For lumbar support, it says
43:58
budget. People don't have back problems.
44:03
It should be. I don't know.
44:08
They're they have like a bed count of like a million or
44:11
something in that thing. What?
44:13
The fuck are you talking about? I don't know.
44:15
Isn't there like, yeah, isn't that a thing?
44:18
Thread count. 3rd count yeah of like a million so like their
44:23
sheets are better so they. Don't count like you're counting
44:26
all the beds they have in their house so they can just rotate
44:29
and not get sore. Like what are you talking about?
44:32
Like that bed wasn't good. This ones too cold.
44:35
This one. Next room fuck it when your
44:39
price. My price for throw pillows?
44:42
For pack of two. Lumbar support pack of two, say
44:46
50 bucks. I guess you get a point for that
44:48
because it is 2946. Oh, it's budget.
44:53
Yeah, so it is on Amazon. Look at me.
44:56
Go Hwy. 50 dusty pink velvet throw pillow covers.
45:00
Jesus, sounds like a pretty colour.
45:03
It is. I'll, I'll actually, I'll send
45:04
you some of these afterwards. We're done here, but.
45:06
Actually, I'm gonna do one more, yeah.
45:08
No, I know you can look at it. I want to do one more because I
45:11
know it's going to be bad. OK, There's like a a strip of
45:16
metal with like a logo on it. Each end is like open and then
45:22
tied to those ends of that metal piece is like basically a
45:25
shoelace. It's a black shoelace.
45:27
I don't know what else to tell you about it.
45:29
It is a bracelet. OK The the shoelace itself is
45:34
black and white hounds tooth and it ties using slip knots so they
45:39
can move around and you can tighten the bracelet but that's
45:43
it. Sounds stupid.
45:44
I'm gonna go bougie and $2000. We got one of those.
45:49
No, rich people don't like going to Home Hardware.
45:53
Well that sounds like stuff you can buy at Home Hardware.
45:55
Shoelace and a piece of metal. Yeah, No, to me it sounds like
45:57
something your kid made in kindergarten.
45:59
They were like, oh, it's Mothers Day present.
46:00
And they were like, here's some. Fucking.
46:02
Pop tabs and yeah, well you it is bougie, you are correct.
46:07
OK, you better not be more than what I said, I swear.
46:09
What did you say 2000? No.
46:11
OK, it is Balenciaga unisex plate bracelet for approximately
46:16
$490.00. For a bracelet, I don't even
46:19
think Taylor's wedding band was that much.
46:21
I think people who spend when people are like what, what
46:23
should he spend on like the the wedding band or the engagement
46:26
ring? I'm like, I don't.
46:27
Give a fuck. And women are like like 3 months
46:30
salary or something. Yeah, that's insane.
46:34
Beyond that's, that's my game. That's horrible.
46:38
I have slightly less respect for rich people than just slightly.
46:42
And I'm like, imagine the things you could do.
46:45
You could probably solve homelessness.
46:46
Yeah, probably. But let's buy a bracelet
46:48
instead. That my kid could make in
46:50
kindergarten. Yep.
46:51
Yeah, with all of our tech problems, we forgot something.
46:54
Oh, would we forget? I'll give you one more point, if
46:57
you can come up with what we didn't do what?
46:58
We didn't do. Why are we to do it?
47:02
OK, I'm a liar. You're you're you're golf joke
47:04
your hole in one. You want to give me another one?
47:06
Because I knew I knew the answer to that.
47:08
OK, give me a second here. What did the big flower say?
47:12
The little flower. Grow up, you're short.
47:14
I don't know. That's mean.
47:16
No, it was high bud. I like it.
47:22
It was so bad but enjoyable but also bad.
47:26
It's so good. It was so bad.
47:27
So let's tally up here. Yeah, I don't think I'm gonna
47:30
like this answer either. She wanted to.
47:32
Guess I was right on all of them the the places that you were
47:35
looking were wrong. OK.
47:39
Well the points you got from the actual game portion is 12 which
47:45
I'm a little. Bit angry about.
47:46
Oh my goodness, I love this. I also gave you three extra
47:50
points for all the the small talk.
47:51
That we did. I went places.
47:53
So that brings you to a grand total of 15.
47:57
OK, I'll allow. It the points that you did not
47:59
get from our game was 6 so that's my base total and I gave
48:05
myself 2 points on the extra because I knew the answer to
48:08
your joke. OK, Yeah.
48:09
Yeah, 8 to your 15. OK.
48:13
In which I honestly, I'm not gonna lie to you, I really did
48:17
think I was gonna host again next week.
48:19
So did I Honestly, the couple times that it was stupid stuff,
48:22
I was like, oh goodness. The beginning The beginning was
48:24
rough because. Yeah.
48:26
I was like. Got the hang of it.
48:28
All the stupid things are expensive.
48:29
Yeah, pretty much. That's, that's what it is.
48:31
I also love that that they're like, here's an umbrella for
48:34
like $2000, but also it's not actually an umbrella.
48:36
So like shut up. I can't wait to edit this
48:41
because the audio quality is gonna be fucking everywhere
48:43
because we just talked about yeah, I don't know what happened
48:48
but that's fine. Yeah, yeah, that was hopefully
48:50
it's better next time. Yeah, I don't really know why.
48:54
Because this is my formal apology.
48:55
Well, we haven't had this issue like yet.
48:58
So I don't know. To do with like my my Internet
49:03
or something because of the storm.
49:04
Or what, but I have no idea. I don't know.
49:07
Hopefully we actually, out of all of the three different times
49:10
that we recorded, hopefully that was enough enough to make an
49:14
episode. I don't really either.
49:16
I'm going to call that good anyway.
49:19
Yeah, so I started to realize this guy.
49:20
So we'll see where that goes. Yeah, hopefully.
49:23
Well, I don't know. I don't know if I wanted to go
49:25
anywhere. Because if he thinks you're
49:26
famous, he might think you're rich, and then you'll have to
49:28
show up with paper. Clips, I was rich.
49:29
Do you think I would buy any of these dumb things?
49:31
But I hope not. I really hope not honestly,
49:36
knowing who we are, our money will go towards other people and
49:39
other. Things See, this is one of the
49:40
reasons I love Dolly Parton. Like she could be a billionaire
49:43
instead of a millionaire, but she's not because she donates so
49:46
much of her money to other. Stuff which I think is.
49:48
Very commendable, but also like if.
49:50
You're rich and you donate things.
49:52
You get a tax right now. Just saying.
49:55
Now you're thinking. Now I'm thinking.
49:57
Now you're thinking. They could help people and save
49:59
money. Yeah, but they'd rather just
50:01
have tax breaks on their yachts and shit.
50:02
So listen, they got to get those bracelets and paper clips.
50:05
Yeah, well, see, like you could just pretend though.
50:08
You could just be like, oh, you ripped zipper off my thing, and
50:11
then be like, yeah, I bought this.
50:13
Balenciaga. If I'm rich, I'm gonna tell you
50:15
right now I'm going to make my kid make me jewelry and I'll
50:18
wear that and everyone's gonna think I'm loaded and I'll still
50:21
be like crazy rich because I'm not spending money on it.
50:25
It's that that's how you, that's how you do.
50:27
It just make your kid make your jewelry.
50:28
I'm pretty sure rich people stay rich by like doing other dumb
50:32
shit but like not spending money.
50:36
OK, you. Know I've never met a rich
50:38
person. Yeah, no, me neither really.
50:39
I guess not in like the degrees of I want to buy a nylon
50:43
umbrella that has horses on it. I want to I want to meet like a
50:47
rich woman or like a woman married to a rich man.
50:49
I think like I'd like to see the things that they have because
50:52
like he would just go buy her something stupid and she was
50:54
like, Oh my goodness, the new Tiffany and Co something or
50:57
another. Look at this can the tennis.
50:59
Ball was still honey. We don't even fucking tennis.
51:02
What are you doing? Sterling silver.
51:06
We'll find A use for it. You don't actually use it, it's
51:08
just for decoration. Just like the boomerang, you can
51:10
buy the boomerang and then hang on the wall and never let your
51:12
kids stuff. That is 2000.
51:13
Dollars. That's crazy.
51:15
Did that make you sufficiently angry?
51:17
Yes, it's very disappointing. See, and I knew that this was
51:21
gonna be like. One of two ways where you were
51:22
gonna like easily catch on and be like OK so stupid shit is
51:25
worth a lot of money for some reason.
51:26
Kind of caught on. I'm like, maybe this one's not
51:29
that bad, honestly. The one that you were like, I
51:31
was going to say it's expensive, but then you said lumbar support
51:33
and I was like, you know what? We broke People need that people
51:38
have was like, you should throw pillows.
51:39
I was like bougie. And then you're like for lumbar
51:42
support. And I was like, not bougie.
51:43
Got it. Like I'd like to try and get a
51:46
word in there And I was like that'll help.
51:48
Well, that was fun. Look forward to you hosting next
51:52
week, yes, and we'll see how. Long to see what topic I come up
51:55
with. Yeah, I, I don't know how well
51:57
the game played out, but I mean, kind of funny.
51:59
We'll see. Honestly, very disappointing.
52:04
Oh goodness. I'm trying to think of something
52:06
that like that if it was priced that much that I would still
52:08
feel justified like getting. Honestly, I don't think there's
52:12
anything. Even my wedding dress was on
52:13
sale for 600 bucks. Taylor's wedding band was 400.
52:16
Like it's, it's insane to me a TV.
52:19
I would spend like 1000 on a TV because I think we did.
52:21
I spent $700.00 on my dog. There you go.
52:24
But that's a living creature. I think I got my dog from a
52:27
crack head. There you go.
52:28
Mine is a purebred so that that didn't happen to me, but one is
52:33
a purebred no dog so. Yeah, shout out dogs.
52:38
Shout out dogs Instagram. Oh yeah, I guess you can follow
52:41
dog Elizabeth, that dog Elizabeth Jones on Instagram.
52:44
There you go. There you go, show dog material.
52:47
She has Bark in the Park coming up again.
52:49
They used her in their ads. I saw that was so cute.
52:53
I think I actually screenshotted when dog was in the video and
52:56
that was it. I mean, that's all we care
52:58
about. Yeah, like I like stopped it.
53:01
There's a winner in my heart, so he's a winner.
53:03
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