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Tsunami Eclipse of the Heart | Son of a Boy Dad #189 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Did you see that that there's like the water receded
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  Speaker 1: and like.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, what's going on there? Pal?
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  Speaker 1: We saw you the hockey game market, so I know
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  Speaker 1: you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 7: I got a drink named after me, A big deal
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  Speaker 7: Pink Whitney. That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 6: See it fellas I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
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  Speaker 6: Whitney for legendary moments.
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  Speaker 1: But then they said that they got community noted and
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  Speaker 1: it said that it was only a one foot tsunami,
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  Speaker 1: but who knows. It could have been a warning shot or.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think tsunamis are that tall. Yeah, I used
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  Speaker 6: to think that a tsunami was just one massive wave
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  Speaker 6: that would come crashing down over like like I thought
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  Speaker 6: it was like the wave would be like the size
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  Speaker 6: of skyscrapers coming just crashing into the city.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just room.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just the tide rises and it floods.
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  Speaker 1: It comes like this, it rushes in fast. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: still scary.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, have you ever watched that movie might be
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  Speaker 6: called Tsunami?
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  Speaker 1: I think I've seen.
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  Speaker 6: It's like Tom Hollins in it, but he's like ten,
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  Speaker 6: I don't know, I don't think I have horrifying.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds scary as fuck because you're just.
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  Speaker 6: You're just getting taken out into sea with a bunch
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  Speaker 6: of like shrapnel and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I watched the documentary about that one, Brutal Tsunami about
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  Speaker 1: how people were just I mean, I don't know, doing
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing in a tsunami, getting to the top floor.
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  Speaker 6: You really get fucked.
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  Speaker 1: The word is spelled cool though. Yeah with the tea
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  Speaker 1: that's fucking different.
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  Speaker 6: But they're crazy, Like it's like they get hit with
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  Speaker 6: the tsunami and then there's like an earthquake and then
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  Speaker 6: there's like people are starving to like it's like it's
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  Speaker 6: not just like, oh, we lived through the tsunami. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: it's like time for the earth to start shaking now
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  Speaker 6: on top of that is the earthquake before or after
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  Speaker 6: the tsunami. They usually go hand in hand.
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  Speaker 1: Right, maybe first because I think wherever in Asia there
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  Speaker 1: was just this earthquake. Yeah, and they're predicting the tsunami afterwards.
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  Speaker 1: So far, that would make you understand why people thought
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  Speaker 1: like there's like a biblical plague or thing, or like
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  Speaker 1: there's a series of these biblical events. On the first
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  Speaker 1: day there's the earthquake, second day tsunami, third day locus,
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  Speaker 1: fourth day it rained blood or whatever.
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely, yeah, I'm getting hit with an earthquake. And then
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  Speaker 6: has there ever been like a real tsunami in the
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  Speaker 6: United States?
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  Speaker 1: Or now waves? There's been sage waves.
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  Speaker 6: What's that?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's when the like it happens in Lake
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  Speaker 1: Michigan where it like it's like a teacup and it
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  Speaker 1: goes up on one side and it goes down on
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  Speaker 1: the other side and then it comes through. So it
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  Speaker 1: is like a tsunami, but it's a lake tsunami but.
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  Speaker 6: Not it's cute. Yeah, yeah, it's like cool people that
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  Speaker 6: gather around to watch.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you go towards it, you run to the tsunami.
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  Speaker 1: You know who has it figured out as fucking dogs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: whenever there's a tsunami, they go running for the hills,
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  Speaker 1: like twenty minutes beforehand. Really, they start freaking out.
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  Speaker 6: They always having a weird idea of what's going down.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone thinks that dogs are so dumb. Everyone thinks the
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  Speaker 1: animals are stupid, do they? I think that people think
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  Speaker 1: that you do? People think that.
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  Speaker 6: They speaking of dogs, Your dog is huge.
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  Speaker 1: You saw those pictures of it. I took it out
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  Speaker 1: to Kenny Island.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't think it was that big. I guess
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  Speaker 6: the last time I saw it was when you just
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  Speaker 6: got it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gotten bigger. It's about it's six months old.
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  Speaker 1: Now she's six months old.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't know she was gonna get that big though.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you had nothing to compare it to. I guess
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  Speaker 1: there's a soccer ball in the picture. What are you
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  Speaker 1: comparing it.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: She just looked way bigger. Didn't even look like your dog.
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  Speaker 6: But I guess the last time I saw your dog
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  Speaker 6: it was she was literally like two weeks old.
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  Speaker 1: There was also wind in her face, so her ears
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  Speaker 1: are sticking straight. She's floppy ears. But she was just
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  Speaker 1: enjoying the fuck out of the wind.
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  Speaker 6: Because you said last time, you said that she wasn't
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  Speaker 6: gonna get that big because her paws were small.
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  Speaker 1: We were praying that she wasn't gonna get that big.
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  Speaker 1: We've been depriving her of food.
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  Speaker 7: But she's big. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: How much is she weigh?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: I haven't a waiter in a minute. She won't neatly
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  Speaker 1: stand on the scale despite my efforts. I've been trying to,
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  Speaker 1: you know, bind her feet like a tiger MoMA, like
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  Speaker 1: a nasty Asian mother. But for whatever reason, she keeps
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  Speaker 1: on growing despite us not feeding her, binding her feet,
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  Speaker 1: keeping her in enclosed area, yes, not letting her exercise,
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  Speaker 1: not letting her smell anything.
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  Speaker 6: It's crazy how big dogs get fast. Like my sister
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  Speaker 6: had a Golden Retriever. She's two Golden retrouvers and she
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  Speaker 6: has a one of them she just got this year
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  Speaker 6: and the last time I saw it was around Christmas
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  Speaker 6: and it was like it would like sit on my lap.
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  Speaker 6: And now it's like the same size as the other
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  Speaker 6: Golden trouver.
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  Speaker 1: These dogs think that they can still sit on the
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  Speaker 1: lap though.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's the worst is Uh? What are those
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  Speaker 6: fucking huge dogs?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah? Uh?
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  Speaker 6: What is the breed?
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  Speaker 1: Doberman. No Maltese falcon.
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  Speaker 6: The ones that are real sloppy. Uh no, close though,
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  Speaker 6: similar but bigger.
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  Speaker 1: Now, fuck, there's somebody at home who's screaming.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I got a photo of one of them. Well,
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  Speaker 6: because because my friend when I went, when I went
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  Speaker 6: to Denver a couple of years ago, he was dog
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  Speaker 6: sitting Bo's dog sitting this huge dog. But it was
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  Speaker 6: only like six months old. So they don't know, they
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  Speaker 6: don't realize how big they are. So we've talked about
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  Speaker 6: it before. They'll come up and they'll like jump on
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  Speaker 6: top of you and they weigh like eighty pounds.
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  Speaker 1: Dogs also love to like step squarely into your chest.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we're on the balls.
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  Speaker 7: They always like to.
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  Speaker 6: They're always stepping just inches away from your balls.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to keep this one PG. Brother. We've been on
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  Speaker 1: a nasty streak of getting demonetized.
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  Speaker 7: Have we.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I mean, obviously yesterday's episode was demonetized.
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  Speaker 1: If I had to guess, too much mess sturbation and
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  Speaker 1: pedophilia talk for for YouTube liking, not for my liking,
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  Speaker 1: not enough for my liking.
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  Speaker 6: But yesterday was an overwhelming amount of pedophilia talk.
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  Speaker 1: It's good to get it off your chest though, otherwise
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of just sitting in the back of your.
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  Speaker 6: Mind, exactly, and you're always just walking around thinking about pedophiles.
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  Speaker 1: You need to iron out the kinks.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 1: Photo, you're never gonna find you're looking back three years
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  Speaker 1: for a photograph.
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  Speaker 7: Photo.
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  Speaker 6: My head is shaved, so that's can't be that far back,
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  Speaker 6: unless it is. It might be.
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  Speaker 1: No, it's longer than that three years. You didn't have
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  Speaker 1: your head shaved three years ago.
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  Speaker 6: I'm never gonna find this photo.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the power to know that, the wisdom to know
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  Speaker 1: the difference, to control the things you can't control.
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  Speaker 6: It's a big dog, big sloppy dog.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, yes, no, I know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, Like, what's the dog in the sandlot? I don't know,
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  Speaker 6: you don't know.
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  Speaker 1: A big dump, big, big dumb dog. Probably not dumb though,
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  Speaker 1: because a tsunami comes to the sandlot, that dog's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be the first one. James Earl Jones, blind ass is
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  Speaker 1: gonna be getting washed away his dog.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, mastiff, not what I'm thinking of. Just look at
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  Speaker 6: big dogs, big dog breeds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you won't be able to think of another thing.
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  Speaker 1: You won't be able to crack a joke. Until you
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  Speaker 1: get this out of your head, you get a nasty fixation.
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  Speaker 1: Are you thinking of an albatross?
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  Speaker 6: You know what, That's what I was thinking of.
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  Speaker 1: Are you thinking of a.
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  Speaker 6: St Bernard?
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  Speaker 1: Now we can return to our can return.
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  Speaker 6: Yes, needed to know the HD takes over Newfoinland or
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  Speaker 6: I guess the Newfoundland New Finland, Newfoundland. Those dogs are awesome.
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  Speaker 6: A new Fie Yeah, new fees, followed bunch of the
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  Speaker 6: Instagram accounts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, do bigger dogs have bigger dicks?
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what. They die a lot earlier.
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  Speaker 1: I know that, Jesus. I'm trying to celebrate their greatest
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  Speaker 1: thing that they have. I took my dog to the
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  Speaker 1: dog park.
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  Speaker 6: And your dog's gonna live till it's fucking thirty.
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  Speaker 1: I'll take that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're trying to say. Well, because
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  Speaker 1: it's not a big dog, it's not that you just
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  Speaker 1: said how big it was.
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  Speaker 6: Well, it's a lot bigger than it was when it
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  Speaker 6: was two weeks old.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to put him fucking expiration date on my dog.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just saying it's gonna be Both of my dogs
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  Speaker 6: are actively dying right now, so it could be worse.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, this dog at the dog park, this tiny little
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  Speaker 1: bulldog came up and was furiously trying to hump my dog,
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  Speaker 1: and it was so frustrating because its owner was just
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  Speaker 1: so nonchalant about it. Yeah, yeah, he's getting fixed next week.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, he's really he really gets after it.
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  Speaker 1: Like I was like, he's kind of persistent, and he
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  Speaker 1: was like insatiable. Yeah Jesus Christ, dude, that's so creepy.
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  Speaker 1: What a fucking choice of words, just like hands in
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  Speaker 1: his podcast loafing up, like cut it out, let him
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  Speaker 1: enjoy it. Well you can if that really was his attitude,
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  Speaker 1: like he wanted his dog to get like one last
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  Speaker 1: nut at the expense of my virgin dog. Yeah, Like
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  Speaker 1: my dog one got fixed because she was in a
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  Speaker 1: kennel so she was fixed early. But too, she's a verge, dude.
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  Speaker 1: I yeah, spent every day with my eyes on. Yeah fucked.
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  Speaker 1: And this pervert once his little once his dog to
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  Speaker 1: fuck your dog, get off, get off or not doing anything,
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  Speaker 1: like just saying it under his breath.
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  Speaker 6: I have as I have a bb gun at home
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  Speaker 6: and I've had it for a while since I was young,
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  Speaker 6: and my grandpa gave it to me and they My
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  Speaker 6: mom told me that the reason that they had the
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  Speaker 6: BB gun was because my grandfather's mom they would have dog.
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  Speaker 6: They had dogs, and the neighbors dogs would come over
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  Speaker 6: and then try and fuck their dogs, and she would
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  Speaker 6: shoot the dogs in the butt with the BB gun
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  Speaker 6: and then they would run off.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like a squirre gun would have done. I know, right,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like a water hose or something.
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  Speaker 6: But I speed gun has a little more range, so
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  Speaker 6: she could just like open the window and just blast them.
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  Speaker 1: You could put hollow points in a big gun.
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  Speaker 6: It is powerful. Yeah. Shoot through a coke can? Yeah
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  Speaker 6: what Yeah, through both sides, they'll come out the back.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. This is she was naming these dogs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we need to get the guns taken away. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: They had real guns too though, so yes, it's for
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  Speaker 6: the best. She could have easily just killed five, very easily.
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  Speaker 1: Was your grandmom a good shot?
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  Speaker 6: It wasn't my grandmom. It was my grandfather's mom, my granttgrandmother.
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  Speaker 6: I think that was who it was.
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  Speaker 1: So they didn't care about dogs. No, No, at that time,
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  Speaker 1: they would easily just.
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  Speaker 6: Well there were so many of them.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't care. Life used to be so much
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  Speaker 1: less precious, which is weird because there's so many more
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  Speaker 1: people now. Yeah, people didn't care about dogs. People just
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  Speaker 1: have a bunch of kids and they'd be.
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  Speaker 6: Like, eh, yeah, let them run for one of them.
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  Speaker 6: We're gonna Yeah, we can afford to lose one or two. Right,
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  Speaker 6: you got thirteen more at home exactly. And now there's
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  Speaker 6: billions of people on Earth.
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  Speaker 1: Then there weren't. There was probably barely a billion people
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  Speaker 1: on Earth. Now we care so much more about life.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that's why there's probably a direct correlation.
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  Speaker 6: I'm sure there was probably around a billion when fifty
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  Speaker 6: eighty years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's probably a couple of bill Yeah, but not
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  Speaker 1: seven bill.
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  Speaker 6: No, No, well, I think they're saying it's eight bill
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  Speaker 6: now yepah, eight Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I thought we're worried about population control, that's what they say.
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  Speaker 7: That's what.
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  Speaker 1: I think. Aren't many countries like Japan and China they're
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  Speaker 1: experiencing population decline?
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  Speaker 6: Well, it's probably because they're killing their own people, is
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  Speaker 6: that right? There's like population control in China?
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  Speaker 1: No that stopped?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Did Now there used to be a one child policy,
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  Speaker 1: and now they're like, come one, is it get to fucking.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they are doing that.
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  Speaker 6: When did they stop, I.
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  Speaker 1: Don't know, years ago, within the last five years.
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  Speaker 6: This must be breaking news.
• 14:54
  Speaker 1: Or they recently stopped.
• 14:56
  Speaker 6: Damn, that must have been a crazy day.
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: Well, they're still cities, Timmy.
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: You can crawl out of the attic now they're not
• 15:03
  Speaker 6: going to kill you anymore. Hiding the second child.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: There definitely was some of that, but there's also cities
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: of single men in China, really full cities.
• 15:14
  Speaker 7: The gender and balance in China's is the highest in
• 15:17
  Speaker 7: the world, I think.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Because they were emphasizing having boy children, and.
• 15:22
  Speaker 7: They would they would abort their daughters and they would
• 15:25
  Speaker 7: throw daughter babies in the river.
• 15:28
  Speaker 6: And the fields. They would just let them run off
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: into the fields and go be gone. Now, yep, that
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: might have been in our old urban legend.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: You're thinking of Moses. You're thinking of Moses being set
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: afloat on the river Nile.
• 15:40
  Speaker 6: I remember everyone used to say that. When we were
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: growing up. They'd be like, yeah, if you have a
• 15:43
  Speaker 6: daughter in China, they make it just run into a
• 15:45
  Speaker 6: field and die.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: How is she even running though?
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: I mean they're maybe you raise them until they can walk, and.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Feed them until they can run, just so they can.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: Maybe they have whole tribes of women in the woods
• 15:58
  Speaker 6: who survived. Yeah, and they're like strong as hell.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: I was reading about an African country that has a
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: witch camps.
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: Really is that like they train you to be a
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: witch or you know where they are the witches Ghana.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: There's thousands of witches in these witch camps and it's
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: supposedly to give them a safe space to do witchcraft,
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: but really they're rounding them up and putting them into
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: a camp.
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: Absolutely.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: I wonder what these women are, what kind of craft
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: these women are doing.
• 16:27
  Speaker 6: I'd love to know. I'd love to go down there
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: and check it out. We should do a video down there.
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: They're brewing toil and trouble.
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: And a cauldron casting spells craft Bruise.
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: There was a girl who was a practicing Wiccan person
• 16:41
  Speaker 7: in our high school and everyone looked at her and
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: we were all Some people were kind of mocked her,
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: but those who knew were afraid.
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, you'd have to be feared her. You
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: have to.
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: It's not it's not worth the risk.
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: No, it's better that you better the poor kid.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so much easier.
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: In front of the kid whose parents smoke when they
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: drop them off for school every day. Yeah, not the witch.
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: That's crazy.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: Witch probably had rich kids. It's probably the ultimate active.
• 17:08
  Speaker 6: We got to pick your you gotta pick your fights.
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: She's actually quite lovely. I got to know her.
• 17:13
  Speaker 6: She cast a spell on you.
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: Glinda, Well it was it was kind of fucked up.
• 17:18
  Speaker 7: So you know, I was like one of the popular
• 17:21
  Speaker 7: kids that played sports and stuff. Of course this girl
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: was like just totally not part of that crowd.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: And probably black eyes like a beatle.
• 17:29
  Speaker 7: My buddy one day actually bet me. He was like,
• 17:32
  Speaker 7: I bet you ten thousand dollars that there's no way
• 17:37
  Speaker 7: you can get her to win.
• 17:38
  Speaker 6: Problem queen, And I think we already all got it,
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: right deal, But I will say it took me an
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: embarrassing amount of time to get it.
• 17:50
  Speaker 7: Let me just say that she taught me so much
• 17:56
  Speaker 7: then I could have ever taught her.
• 17:59
  Speaker 6: When that movie came out, was it like a movie
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: Carrie Carrie? Yeah, right, that's what it's.
• 18:05
  Speaker 7: I love that you don't even have the right movie.
• 18:08
  Speaker 7: This plot is so generic.
• 18:10
  Speaker 6: Is that not the right movie?
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: What's the what's the one with Freddy Prince and she's
• 18:14
  Speaker 7: all that, she's all that.
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh I thought Carrie was the Stephen that is. Yeah,
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: where there's like the Witch and she and she.
• 18:21
  Speaker 7: Goes in she closes everywhere alives.
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Well there's with Lady Briggs, like paint on her overall
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: the exact same plot. No, Lady Briggs was like this girl.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: They're like, well, like, I could make any girl prom
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: queen this cocky ass Freddy Prince's character. And then she
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: walks up the steps maybe the hottest girl that I've
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: ever seen. She's wearing overalls and has like thick glasses
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: on and they're like.
• 18:49
  Speaker 7: What, No, it's so funny they do that. They spoof
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: it in Not Another Movie where there's her overall. Yeah,
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: all they do to do this like glamorous makeovers. They
• 18:59
  Speaker 7: just take her glasses off and all of a sudden
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: and it's like the same thing happens.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: And that girl in Not Another t Movie isn't even
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: close to as hot as the character. And she's all
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: that correct, she's so hot.
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: When she walks down the stairs and the sun brought
• 19:16
  Speaker 7: the younger brother's like it's like, dude, that's your older sister.
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: I really was confident that you was talking about Carrie.
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: Well, Carrie is a good one. But I think the
• 19:27
  Speaker 7: idea behind Carrie was that they they lied to her
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: that she was prom queen right. They mocked her.
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but they know what they had the like they
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: had like the cool jock bring her to prom.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: They also did that in the Drew Barrymore movie where
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: she she goes back never been kissed, Never been kissed?
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: And in Clueless what happens in Clueless Alicia Silverstone uh
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: falls in love with her stepbrother at the end of
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: the movie. Yep, that shit's weird.
• 19:57
  Speaker 7: Who is uh? Paul Rutt?
• 20:00
  Speaker 6: I love Paul Rudd.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Got to love Paul Young Rudd.
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: You should listen to his episode of Armchair Expert with
• 20:07
  Speaker 7: Dak Shephard. Yeah, it's good, it's really cool.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: He's the man.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I can't listen to Armchair Expert. I don't know if
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: it's even good, but I just can't listen to a
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: podcast from the guy from Punked.
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's not my favorite, but somehow the guests are
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: very good and he asks pretty good questions.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Who's he married to?
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: The girl from from Saving Sarah Private Ryan saving Sarah Bell.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Who's the other one, Christian Lightner Lake Bell Lake Stanfield.
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: Keith who's the other one that was dating what's his name?
• 20:46
  Speaker 6: The guy from They were both in American Horror Story.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: And Grod Carmichael Is he gay?
• 20:53
  Speaker 7: People were talking about this last night. Apparently he's got
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: a documentary at where he's sucking people's toes.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Does he?
• 20:59
  Speaker 7: Apparently?
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: And he had a crush on Tyler the creator or something.
• 21:02
  Speaker 7: That was all the talk, all the talk at the
• 21:04
  Speaker 7: big hang that you.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: Francis text means said get to the stand stats I.
• 21:10
  Speaker 7: Sent him the roster.
• 21:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it was one of those things, the text.
• 21:14
  Speaker 7: Every single time roster that another person walked into the
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: green room, they all made the comment, what a hang.
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: That was what everybody said, one after another, What a hang. No,
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: he was sitting in a circle. It was so out
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: of unusual. It's one of those rare nights where the
• 21:29
  Speaker 7: whole everything like that.
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: That's just Joe List though. That's what he does every
• 21:33
  Speaker 6: time there, every time, every time the stand and Joe
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: List shows up, he goes, look at this hang.
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but this was really special because people were pulling
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: up chairs and sitting in a circle, and everyone was
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: including each other. No one was on their phone.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Was there's a duck duck goose game? Who is in
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: the hang?
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: A lot of killers?
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: A lot of killers text?
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: We had Joe List legend. We had Jordan Jensen, Oh
• 21:59
  Speaker 7: my god, with there Gains?
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Okay, well, we had.
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: Karen Fahn, we had Ryan Beck, Oh, Brendon Saglow? Oh
• 22:14
  Speaker 7: you know who else? Did I tell you? It was there?
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: I don't remember.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: You have it on text? Just read the text.
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: I think I listed everybody that I think you did. Yeah,
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: oh my TJ Miller. Brooks Wheeling moved to New York.
• 22:30
  Speaker 7: Apparently I didn't know that. Did you know?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: It is literally the new hub right here.
• 22:34
  Speaker 7: Brooks is cool. I like Brooks.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: Austin is dead. Brooks Wheeling has moved here.
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: So a lot of killers, A lot of killers?
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: And what sass? You just said? I'm not going.
• 22:44
  Speaker 6: Well it was like ten pm.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: We probably can't And what you stay up till three am?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Scrolling phone all day?
• 22:50
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: I've been going to bed early and going to bed
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: by midnight. Cap No, but I'm not going to tonight.
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: Brought my PlayStation PlayStations in my backpack right now, You're
• 23:00
  Speaker 6: going to Providence with fucking weirdo for that.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: Good luck wiring that into a hotel TV.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: It shouldn't be it shouldn't be too hard. All it
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: is is an HDMI.
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: I don't know, man.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Some hotels are way easier to do that than others.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: Some have it right there right.
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: On the counter.
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: I don't think that's going to be easy for you.
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: Some hotels really want to prevent you from plugging in
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: your own equipment. Do you remember back in the day
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: when there were hotels where you could actually pay to
• 23:22
  Speaker 7: rent a Nintendo sixty four. Yeah, there'd be a gaming system,
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: but you had to pay to use it.
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: Oh, I remember that.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: Remember that?
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've seen that in hotels. No, I remember, because
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: they would have the you'd walk in there be a
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: controller in the room.
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: It was before your time, though.
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: No.
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: I was probably really young when they had it. Yeah,
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: because I remember I didn't even know what the controller
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: was for.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: I want to hear more about this. Hang, dude, I
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: cannot get over it. Hang. It sounds like the nineteen What.
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: Happens at the hang stays at the hang?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, just give me some who was the
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: MVP of the hang and who true who kind of surprise.
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: Give us gouts and woes?
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: Man, I don't know. So there was kind of on fire,
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: dude doing impressions. What he was doing was he was
• 24:04
  Speaker 7: taking bits from the conversation then just kicking those into voices.
• 24:08
  Speaker 6: Everyone was rolling see who was bringing down the vibe?
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: Who was kind of like they were talking. You'd be like, anyway, soda,
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: what were you saying?
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: I I had tried to make a few points, and
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: after I made them, I realized I should not have
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: said anything.
• 24:23
  Speaker 6: Yeah, oh, so you.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Think it was you, and then I should the most
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: humble way to go about it, because if you bring
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: someone down, or you talk about the hang out of class,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you might be shunned from the next hang.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I killed a hang recently bad. What do you
• 24:39
  Speaker 6: mean is the point that I had to leave the room.
• 24:40
  Speaker 6: So I was so embarrassed.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: You killed the hang.
• 24:43
  Speaker 6: I killed the hang. I brought the hang down. I
• 24:45
  Speaker 6: was the vibe killer. Damn. I was at the SNL
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: after party, and it was when I was at the stand.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: You brought down this SNL after party and I.
• 24:51
  Speaker 6: Went down to the green room thinking no one would
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: be in the green room and I was tired, and
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: I was like, I want to go down there and
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: just sit down and go on my phone. And I
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: went down and it was all like cool comics. It
• 25:00
  Speaker 6: was like Michael Jay, Derek Gaines, Sam Jay, Martin Monroe Monroe,
• 25:07
  Speaker 6: Martin Monroe, Martin and uh and they and they were
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: talking about rap music and I and I made a
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: comment about it and they all turned around and looked
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: at me and then just continue.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: The conversation you brought up, slug christ.
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: I got off and left. My face was like neon red.
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: When I was walking out, I.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: Was like, why did I just do that?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Sober too? What would even make you say that?
• 25:31
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I was just dude. It was fucking
• 25:33
  Speaker 6: like six am. I was delusional, delirious, delirious.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: That's tough, man, You're delusional right now.
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: Well, I think that's probably why I waited until the
• 25:43
  Speaker 7: hang was dispersing to text you, because I thought there
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: was a risk you maker, there was.
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: A risk that I could come and kill the hang.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be brutal. Because Derek Gaines overlap from
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: both of those hangs. He would be the one that
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: would be like.
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: This said, don't bring that kid around.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: This kid's back the hang killer, or if you get
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: labeled as a hang killer, you can't shake that.
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: No, Yeah, who is it?
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: Who is somebody that kind of surprised you? Shag that bastard.
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: I love Sago.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I love Shago.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: He's a killer.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I like him.
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: I would say that all these people. I have high
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: opinions of them. So nobody really surprised me.
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: Aaron Berg was there, You said, Yeah, Aaron bur you
• 26:29
  Speaker 6: forgot to list him off.
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: I forgot. He only came in for a little because
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: he went out to smoke a cigar.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: This Ocean's thirteen thirteen Killers in New York thirteen.
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: He came in and he wears that chinchilla coat. Yes,
• 26:43
  Speaker 7: I mean it's cool. It's a cool group that's in there.
• 26:46
  Speaker 6: It is.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Damn you left my apartment to go do that.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: Damn you I did last night we were hanging. Yeah,
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: he my hang interesting.
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: Run was serving very aged wine, aged like a five wine.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, which is usually a good thing, except for this
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: has stink lined.
• 27:03
  Speaker 7: Well, he's got a new process for aging where rather
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: than put it in a cellar, he opens it and
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: lets it age opened.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, no, it's good, it's good, it's fine.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I was like, this is old. I was like, no, we're.
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: Drinking it, and the two of them were sort of debating.
• 27:23
  Speaker 7: She was like, I feel like we opened that a
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: week before and runs pouring it for me. He's like, no, no, no,
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: it was only Saturday.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: And then I opened another one that was even stinky,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: and I was like, this is actually bad.
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, which did make me feel better because that made
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: me think that that was the one that was bad.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: What happens if you drink old wine? Does it go
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: skunked like beer and oxidizes?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: This one, there was one that was fully skunkked, oxidized
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: however you want to put it had turned yeah, And
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: then the other one was it really wasn't that old,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: but no, it was fun to talk about.
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: The first time I ever drank beer was it was
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: a skunked beer and I thought, this sweat beer tasted
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: like what was it last week? Very funny, very funny. Now,
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: I know. Almost home at my house and I went
• 28:05
  Speaker 6: outside to our porch and there was a we had
• 28:07
  Speaker 6: one of those little mini fridges and there was a
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: beer and I opened it up in the poor for
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: the fridge was filled with mold, and I didn't really know.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: I didn't really care. And I took a beer out
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: and it was a beer in a bottle, and the
• 28:18
  Speaker 6: bottle was closed, but the beer was only like half
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: full because it had just been in there for so
• 28:24
  Speaker 6: long that it started like evaporating. Well, you were thirsty,
• 28:27
  Speaker 6: And I took a sip of it and it was
• 28:29
  Speaker 6: the worst tasting thing I've ever tasted. And then I
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: poured the rest of it in a water bottle and
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: put it under my bed. I was like, I'm gonna
• 28:34
  Speaker 6: save this for later.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Let it ferment up a little bit. Prison staff put
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: it with an orange peel and a toilet bowl. Yeah, really,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: go to town on it.
• 28:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: The first time you taste alcohol, it is foul.
• 28:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: And then you wind up going into your parents' liquor
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: cabinet and you get like a liqueur you have like
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: chartruse or some shit like that, or dram Bowie. Yeah,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I Dramed Bowie is one of the
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: first boozes that I drank out of my parents' liquor cabinet.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: Think I ever had just straight up booze until I
• 29:02
  Speaker 6: was in college, because when we would.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Was that last year.
• 29:05
  Speaker 6: Because when we were in college, we would or when
• 29:07
  Speaker 6: we were in high school, we would just mix. We'd
• 29:09
  Speaker 6: all be like, all right, get a get a couple
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: of drops of fucking the tequila in your parents' cabinet,
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: and then you just mix them all together and it'll
• 29:16
  Speaker 6: be a fine brown liquid that we would chug jungle juice.
• 29:19
  Speaker 7: You were, you were combining all types of different liquor,
• 29:23
  Speaker 7: so that because so that no parent would notice that
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: everyone had taken a yeah, a little bit.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it'd be like, here's uh, I got a little
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: bit of tequila and you got a little bit of
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: dry gin. Let's mix those together.
• 29:34
  Speaker 7: It was so gross. Were you mixing it with whiskey too,
• 29:37
  Speaker 7: or would you mix just the clears?
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: Oh no, yeah, I see, I'm not kidding.
• 29:40
  Speaker 7: Would be black you created a witch?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and it would get you so you need
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: to put you in a tournament camp.
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: It would be like the worst tasting thing. You'd have
• 29:50
  Speaker 6: to drink it with soda. Yeah, with SODA's pretty sure.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: That's the ship that Timothy shall May's mom drank to
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: become a member of the tribe.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude too, Fuck I didn't see don Too yet.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: I watch Dune one again. I couldn't, for the fucking
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: life of me sit through Dune one.
• 30:06
  Speaker 7: You need to be on a plane.
• 30:07
  Speaker 6: Shit is mids I was on a plane.
• 30:09
  Speaker 7: No, it's not mid Is mid As. Somebody else was
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: giving me shit for liking it recently, and they were like,
• 30:15
  Speaker 7: I said, I love doing one. They go, how, And
• 30:17
  Speaker 7: I'm like, you know that I'm not the only one.
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: What do you mean how? Probably rotten tomatoes.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: The biggest stars in all of Hollywood are in the movie.
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: Don't act like I'm an aberration for liking something that
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: is very popular. That's so douchey. Yeah it is.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I just don't like it. I'm not acting like you're
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: an abrain No, I just can't get into.
• 30:41
  Speaker 7: I don't have a problem with either of you not
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: liking I've never seen it. But I have a problem
• 30:46
  Speaker 7: with someone having a problem.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: With me liking it, right, you can't.
• 30:51
  Speaker 6: That's how I feel about Saltburn, though, Like when people
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: say they like Saltburn, I'm like, well, I just lost
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: the respect for you. But I think Dune is a
• 30:59
  Speaker 6: lot more gen really liked, like widely, like everyone likes now.
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I loved. I loved.
• 31:04
  Speaker 6: Yeah, did you like Sulburn?
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I liked Sultburn.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Well it was a recent movie you didn't care for.
• 31:10
  Speaker 7: Well, I was just on this thought from Hairball here.
• 31:13
  Speaker 7: There's a lot of things that you like, which yes,
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: I can't fathom. Yes, but I don't hold it against you.
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: Yes, but I but like you just said that.
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: Me liking Saltburn makes you lose respect for me.
• 31:24
  Speaker 6: I hated Sulburn to that point. There's a lot of
• 31:26
  Speaker 6: things that you like that I don't like, but I
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: don't care. Doesn't bother me, but Sulburn is one of
• 31:30
  Speaker 6: those things that it crosses the line. I'm like, Yeah,
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: I don't see how we could be friends if you
• 31:34
  Speaker 6: liked that movie.
• 31:34
  Speaker 7: Let's say that your respect from Tank for me? Was
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: that a seventy out of one hundred? Maybe sixty five?
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: I don't know where. Yeah, yeah, before finding out about Saltburn,
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: might like of Saltburn. What is it? How much does
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: it to take away from.
• 31:46
  Speaker 6: Well, it would depend on how much you liked Sulburn.
• 31:49
  Speaker 7: I call it B plus.
• 31:53
  Speaker 6: You're down in the forties.
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: Now, Wow, that's significant.
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, easily, and you know something and that's generous. There was,
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: I was, that's only because we have like Kansas City
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: and Rochester coming up.
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: I was about I was about to ask if there
• 32:05
  Speaker 7: was a way for me to replenish that respect, And
• 32:08
  Speaker 7: then it occurred to me that you losing that much
• 32:11
  Speaker 7: respect over a movie for me? Yeah, took my tank
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: for you down to thirty five. Interesting about seventy five?
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: You know, I love you, You know how I feel? Yes,
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: all right, I texted you hoping you would come to
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: that hang last night. I get it.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: You guys could have been hanging. What did you What
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: did you not like about it? How horny it made you?
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: How many cocks you saw it, how repulsive it was?
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Rock hard you got seeing another man gross juice cock.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: Movies for free. That's movie that like. If I was
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: like the if I was like the president or something,
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: I'd ban it in the country like that. I would
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: like if I was put in I would watch that movie.
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: Be like Sulpurns one allowed in Russia.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: You have a tiny brain, though, you keep you.
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: Keep Salpurn out of Russia forever.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: You have a small mind though, And that's not anyone's
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: fault but yours.
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess I feel like I'm pretty open. I'm
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: pretty open with movies. I like most movies I watch.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: There's that. That's probably the last movie that I can
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: think of that I watched and I didn't find any
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: redeeming quality, isn't it?
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: Did you like the song at the end, Murder on
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: the dance floor as he danced through the house naked?
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: No, I thought that part sucked.
• 33:14
  Speaker 7: I thought that was great.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: I know you probably he was naked.
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: I hated, yes, exactly.
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: And you don't like the fact that he's a diminutive man.
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: With I also think I just don't like that guy.
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: That's right, you don't like yeah, because I watched what's
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: it called Christopher Nolan Dunkirk with him snooze Fest.
• 33:31
  Speaker 7: You didn't like Dunkirk?
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: That was me watching it?
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: Fuck you.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Did you watch The Bus a Fish Aaron?
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: No?
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: I didn't, but I've heard it's great.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Well, he's in that too, that that will truly be
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: the same skip you're skipping all y, What how's his name?
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Said Barry and Cohen? Probably Cohen? He ain't Jewish k e.
• 33:53
  Speaker 7: O g h A and it's that Irish spelling of it, right.
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: Did you see the New Batman loved it.
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: He's in that must have fast forwarded that part the Joker.
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: No he's not.
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: He's the new Joker. Barry Cone is the new Joker.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: Oh like right at the end when.
• 34:10
  Speaker 7: He's in the cell, Yeah, that's him. I thought that.
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: I actually thought that them showing the Joker. I actually
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: I remember that being one of my takeaways was that
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: when they showed the Joker. I was like, man, that
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: was unnecessary. They didn't need to do that.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: You are little tease.
• 34:22
  Speaker 6: You a great though. That a movie was a good one.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be the Joker. I guess that Dream's over.
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: Is he Irish?
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's Irish and in the Banches of Intershar And
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: that was a quote from the Banches of Intershar. And
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I didn't need your giggle at a movie you've never seen.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Suck that giggle back in.
• 34:38
  Speaker 6: Speaking of which, speaking of the Irish column, wants to
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: come on the podcast next week. I told him he could.
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: I said, he's coming on.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: He spent too much time with Ari.
• 34:52
  Speaker 6: He's on the road. Yeah, he's coming back from the road.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: And he said those dudes are probably spending time naked together.
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he said, it's exhausting. He said, it's how
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: naked they are. A lot of naked.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot.
• 35:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess you got I guess you ever done
• 35:07
  Speaker 6: a run like that, what like opening for someone or
• 35:10
  Speaker 6: being or like where you're on the road for like
• 35:12
  Speaker 6: a month straight.
• 35:13
  Speaker 7: No? No, And I don't have a whole lot of interest.
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: Now sounds like a lot.
• 35:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: What's that check look like?
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: Though?
• 35:20
  Speaker 6: Probably shit a ton of money.
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: I mean already sold out. I think he sold out
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: like two straight wheels of the Comedy Works.
• 35:31
  Speaker 6: When we were there, they were like, they were like,
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: he's trying to set the record for most shows, and
• 35:34
  Speaker 6: they were like, he's he just added his fourteenth.
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: Showay nights, Tuesday nights, Wednesday nights through the weekend. He
• 35:41
  Speaker 7: just wanted to ski for a while and.
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: Then he would like take nights off, yeah, and then
• 35:46
  Speaker 6: just go back.
• 35:47
  Speaker 7: What he does this weird thing he's doing Cleveland. He's
• 35:50
  Speaker 7: doing something like Thursday Friday. Then he's not there for
• 35:53
  Speaker 7: the weekend and he's coming back on Tuesday. I don't know.
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: I don't know what he's doing. Damn.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: We got to go on Rogan, I know, we do.
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: You know he was the first guest ever on Rogan.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, should have been us, bro. I know we'll
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: be selling out Cleveland so hard right now.
• 36:11
  Speaker 6: Cleveland's a fun city to perform in. Of course, hilarities.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Haylan Clark was just saying that, really she did hilarities.
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: Kalen Clark is my goat.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: She did hilarities, and she was like, here's a joke.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Women's basketball crowd fucking loved it.
• 36:26
  Speaker 6: Not even true though, because women's basketball right now is
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: so much better than men's basketball.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Well it's more watched.
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's so much better.
• 36:34
  Speaker 7: Wait, it's more watched. Was that LSU game more watch
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: than any of the men's games of the tournament so far?
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: I don't know. It was like twelve point eight million
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: some shit like that.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: I watched it.
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: Of course I watched it.
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: I said, I told my dad it was going to
• 36:50
  Speaker 6: be twenty million.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Though, you have to say you watched it each You'll
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: get canceled if you say you didn't watch the women's game.
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: Well, it was a race war. That's what we really
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: wanted for.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that new movie Civil War, but with race,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Well like the Civil War. Yeah, honestly, wait, what's the
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: last movie you saw that you didn't like.
• 37:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh, that's challenging. I tend to put those out
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: of my mind.
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: Really, yeah, I gotta I know what you mean, but
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: there's gotta be one.
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: Do you guys talk, I'll think.
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: I recently just watched the movie that won Best Adapted Screenplay.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm talking about?
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: Wow? Movie?
• 37:29
  Speaker 6: Oh no, I don't.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: It was very good.
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: So it's not a movie that you didn't like. I
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: hope you were talking movies we didn't like.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to buy Francis.
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: I didn't love Maestro. I watched Maestro. I didn't really
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: like it very much.
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't watch that. I heard it was kind
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: of kind of mid though it was very artsy. I'm
• 37:52
  Speaker 6: not a big artsy gap, and that's what it just found.
• 37:53
  Speaker 7: It was basically saying, we are going to rely on
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: the fact that Bradley Cooper is so in this character
• 38:02
  Speaker 7: that his performance as Leonard Bernstein will captivate and carry
• 38:06
  Speaker 7: the movie. That was kind of my takeaway. And I
• 38:09
  Speaker 7: guess I don't know Leonard Bernstein. Uh, I didn't. I
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: didn't love it. I don't know. Just seemed kind of
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: nebulous and pointless.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: I don't like movies that you need to like think
• 38:22
  Speaker 6: deeply on the ending to be like, oh, that's why
• 38:24
  Speaker 6: it was a good movie.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Did you watch the movie about a Zone of Interest?
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: No?
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: What I've heard that's good.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: It's very good. But you just kind of talking about
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: it's kind of what you're you're to kind of pay
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: attention to appreciate what's good about it.
• 38:38
  Speaker 6: I like good movies, Oh okay, wow, and no, And
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: I hate when people don't. When people are like, well,
• 38:45
  Speaker 6: what's your favorite movie? Casablanca probably really more than like
• 38:49
  Speaker 6: The Dark Night, more than Oceans You thought you thought
• 38:53
  Speaker 6: Citizen Kane was better than Ocean's eleven? Who are who
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: in on Earth? If you were like, here, let's watch
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: one of these, let's watch both of these movies back
• 39:02
  Speaker 6: to back. You watch Citizen Kane, and then I mean, dude, honest,
• 39:07
  Speaker 6: even like Oceans eight, you'd be like, wow, Citizens Cane
• 39:10
  Speaker 6: really really blew my mind.
• 39:11
  Speaker 7: Well come on now, Oceans eight, Yeah, the one with
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: the women. Yeah, I heard that was terrible.
• 39:17
  Speaker 6: Was and I bet it was still better than.
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: I think eleven to say, but you know, you're being ridiculous.
• 39:24
  Speaker 7: I don't think I am out of your butt.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: I've seen all those movies, and I took film classes
• 39:30
  Speaker 6: and everyone was like, oh my god, how how have
• 39:32
  Speaker 6: I How am I just hearing about this movie for
• 39:34
  Speaker 6: the first time.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Casablanca shit is ass. Nocean Oceans eight is infuriating to
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: the level that I get infury. Like that what you're
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: talking about with Saltburn. That's how I feel about Oceans eight.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: It's infuriating to watch.
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: I just don't like when people pretend that these movies
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: from the nineteen forties are like the best movies of
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: all time.
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: But there some great movies. Have you ever seen? It's
• 39:54
  Speaker 7: a wonderful life?
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, mid Come the fuck movie is pretty good.
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: You just there you go.
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: Cosablanca's a so actually pretty good. Citizen Kane is terrible.
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: I've never seen it.
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: Don't it's bad.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: You just need stuff in full color?
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: Yes, you probably obviously, Yes, I do I need stuff.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: Twenty four you're watching watch Anybe in black and white? Yes,
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: Wizard of All Yes, exactly.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: But then it gets full color, so halfway through you're like,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: this is fucking incredible.
• 40:20
  Speaker 6: No, dude, Wizard of Oz is a good movie. If
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: you're six years old and you've never seen a movie before?
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: Who who now is sitting down to be like, you know,
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: we should watch night Wizard.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Of Oz film or like a theater student.
• 40:32
  Speaker 7: Yes, nerds, I think that there is work that endures,
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: that that holds its place to the day.
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: But I think people only think those movies are good
• 40:42
  Speaker 6: because of the time that it was.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: So when did a movie start getting good?
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: Nineteen ninety?
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: But then, are you also saying, all, are you going
• 40:49
  Speaker 7: to tell me that sixty years from now are our
• 40:52
  Speaker 7: great grandchildren? Our grandchildren will be in the in the
• 40:56
  Speaker 7: right for saying that The Dark Knight's a bad movie?
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: Yes, so the if they're making better movies on that night?
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: The Godfather sucks?
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: Oh, the Godfather's great. When was that.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Before nineteen ninety, seventies, sixty sixties, probably seventies.
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: Al Right, I lost you win.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: That's all I ever wanted.
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: What about books? Right now?
• 41:16
  Speaker 6: Books hold up books?
• 41:17
  Speaker 7: Why do books? Why would you give that to books
• 41:19
  Speaker 7: in nut movies?
• 41:19
  Speaker 6: Because I don't think books can really get that much
• 41:22
  Speaker 6: better because.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: The medium is limiting, which there's like better camera equipment, Yeah,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: there's better special effects and stuff like that.
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Okay, I see what you're saying, I see what you're.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: Saying, but you're you're basically saying you like special effects movies.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: It's like when people show like those old fucking black
• 41:40
  Speaker 6: and white like comedy shorts where it's like someone like
• 41:44
  Speaker 6: jumping out of a building and they're like, you know
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: he actually did that.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Right, Charlie Chaplin.
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but there's three stooges. Yeah, there's a bunch of them,
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: and it's like and then they're like, how fascinating is that?
• 41:53
  Speaker 6: And it's like, yeah, you know what's also fascinating how
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: they don't need to do that anymore because they can
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: just do it on the computer.
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: Dude. It's funny to watch. You see clips and I
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: don't even know if they're real, but they're maybe they're
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: just reimagined clips of audiences watching Charlie Chaplin and laughing
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: their heads off. Yeah yeah in the theater and you're like,
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: they think it's that funny. Imagine showing them a Louis
• 42:14
  Speaker 7: c k special. Their heads would explode. Yeah, yeah, how
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: would these people handle you know, how would they.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: When Slapstick was new, Like someone fell over for the
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: first time and someone was like.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, dude, even like the old.
• 42:28
  Speaker 6: Have you ever watched that George Carlin documentary?
• 42:31
  Speaker 7: No, but I sent you that AI thing, right, yeah?
• 42:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah? But George Carlin like in like when he was
• 42:37
  Speaker 6: like first starting comedy, he was doing like slapstick, like
• 42:39
  Speaker 6: wearing the suit, huh, like weird shit, and then he
• 42:43
  Speaker 6: just evolved into doing rants about abortion.
• 42:47
  Speaker 7: What do you think about that? What do you think
• 42:49
  Speaker 7: about that AI thing I sent you? Did you watch it?
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: I watched it out of the Bill Cosby thing was funny?
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: What was it?
• 42:55
  Speaker 7: I sent him this thing that someone generated an AI
• 42:59
  Speaker 7: set of George Carlin and how he would yes, yes
• 43:03
  Speaker 7: today about these contemporary issues and he's talking about trans
• 43:08
  Speaker 7: rights and uh stuff like that. You have we lost
• 43:14
  Speaker 7: you here, hair ball.
• 43:15
  Speaker 6: No, I got to leave in ten minutes though, Oh no,
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: fourteen minutes.
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: Bro.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I've just looked as well.
• 43:19
  Speaker 7: What's happening over I.
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: Don't know Roan's throwing at me.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just trying to get your attention.
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: And I said to him, I said to Sad, the
• 43:27
  Speaker 7: part that really rang a bell for me in this
• 43:29
  Speaker 7: set from George Carlin was that he said, you know
• 43:33
  Speaker 7: we're are we going to be replaced by AI? I
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: probably not. You know, I would say, because I'm an artist.
• 43:39
  Speaker 7: A lot of comedians to say, I'm an artist, my
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: art can't be generated by AI. And then he goes
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: on as an AI thing to disprove that by doing
• 43:49
  Speaker 7: a very funny, very in the tone and tune of
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: George Carlin set on topical issues of today.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: So was it just AI presented or AI written?
• 44:00
  Speaker 6: A written?
• 44:02
  Speaker 7: It made me think, okay, so yeah, our jobs are
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: not safe, and I kind of stupidly thought, well, at
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: least being a creative.
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: I agree and I disagree. I agree in the sense
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: that if it becomes like a like a type of
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: thing where if you want to listen to a comedy
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: album or something like that, then if it was AI,
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: you'd be like, well, if it's funny, it's funny, right.
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: But I think it like, I mean, as long as
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: people still keep going to see things live, no one's
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: gonna go see George Carlin AI live.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: Hey guys, let's take a second and talk about game time.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Game time, game time. Oh yeah, the game time. I mean,
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: look how easy it is to open up the game
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: time app. I just gam is the only one in there,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: and then boom, I'm on the Game Time app, Drake
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: and Lil Wayne playing at the Prudential Center prove unbelievable stuff. Nicki,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Minaj Olivia Rodrie, you go, Madison Square Garden, Caitlyn Clark, Yes,
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Lil nas X, Yes, Flager Johnson.
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: Yes, all of these people are probably available to be seen.
• 45:14
  Speaker 7: Bad Bonnie Bad Bunny.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Bad Bonnie, Zach Bryan Zac, Brian Jack. Bryan has his
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: dates in December out already too.
• 45:22
  Speaker 7: Did you see that video of him getting clocked with cakes?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the kind of stuff that goes on into shows. Betsy,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: I can't believe it, but I mean, if you want
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: to be at one of the cake throwers, you probably
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: can get a ticket for that. At game time, you
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: click on the event, you basically can get a map
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: or list of the tickets and you could say, hey,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: I want to have these incredible seats that are right
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: next to the stage. Incredible pricing. There's a little blue
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: check market says best deal next to it to let
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: you know you are truly getting an incredible deal on
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: whether you want to go to a concert, comedy event,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: sporting event. There's so much on there on Game Time
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: it's really is the best ticketing app. I mean, I
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: just went to some of these NCAA tournament games. I
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: got my tickets on the way there. I owed to
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: them in the uber on the way there. By the
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: time i'm inside, I have the tickets. It's truly seamless.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: Most people would say it's irresponsible to start heading to
• 46:17
  Speaker 7: a big sporting event without a ticket, but with game
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: Time it's certainly not because it is that much of
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: a guarantee that you're gonna get the best seats for
• 46:24
  Speaker 7: the best deal.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Well, what you're doing is you're taking the guesswork out
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: of buying the very best tickets. And that's why we
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: have game Time down with the game Time app. Creating
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: an account use code boy Dad boy Dad for twenty
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: dollars off your first purchase. Terms apply. Download the game
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: Time app today, Last minute tickets, lowest price guaranteed. I
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: also think, yeah, I think that live shows production is
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: one of the safest and will be in the most demand,
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: especially if people work less, as people have more free
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: time as people that there's more options of shit to
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: do on the weekends. But I also think that AI
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: is useful as a offshoot or parody or reduction of
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: something as opposed to if you want like a new
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: genre of music or something like that, you're not gonna
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: be able to get an AI of a new genre.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: If you're trying to create something different or new that's
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: not referential to something, then that's where AI doesn't have
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: any type of foothold, because there's not it's not a
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: fresh observation. Yes, exactly.
• 47:32
  Speaker 7: Well, my thought to stay ahead of AI is that
• 47:35
  Speaker 7: as a comedian, I'm going to start doing stuff that's
• 47:38
  Speaker 7: totally unexpected, and I'm just going to go out on
• 47:42
  Speaker 7: stage and do a couple of jokes and then all
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: of a sudden, you know, scream the N word yeah,
• 47:50
  Speaker 7: and then AI will be like, it'll be like the
• 47:51
  Speaker 7: fembots from Austin Power.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: A I could have because AI is all immediately woke quashed.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: So AI could have never come up with Michael Richard's
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: comedy Store scale.
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: But I think, but I do think that George Carlin
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: thing that you sent me, it's kind of showed that
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: it wasn't wokeuashed.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: But are we sure that are you sure that he
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: wrote that or are you sure that that wasn't written
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: by someone and just performed by an AI of George Carlin.
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: I'm not sure.
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: We're not sure, but I think it was generated.
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: All the way I generated because it wasn't performed. It
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: was no there was no video. It was just audio, right.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: But they couldn't have written it and putting it through
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: his audio, Like there's ai songwriting programs where someone will
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: sing something that but you have to write it, or
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: they could generally.
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: Have like Plankton from Spongebobs.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: Right right right, and that shit rules.
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that ship does rule.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. You're not going to go to
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: a concert.
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: Have you ever heard like the SpongeBob remixes to something?
• 48:50
  Speaker 7: No, I've actually sworn off Nickelodeon ever since they reaped.
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: I do not want to.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: Into Itngebob rackets.
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: SpongeBob was molested by Dan Schneider. I'll tell you who
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: was definitely molesting kids. Was that fucking pirate that they
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: would show in like the middle of episodes, the real dude.
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: And I'll tell you who was definitely that guy was
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: annoying as fuck.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: And you know who he was molesting? Patrick?
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: Patrick has all the signs of somebody who's like, uh,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: my growth was stunted because at a certain age a
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: bad thing.
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: Absolutely.
• 49:28
  Speaker 7: Do you guys ever watch you guys watched The Office? Right, Yeah,
• 49:32
  Speaker 7: this is something if you've watched it start to finish, Yes,
• 49:34
  Speaker 7: multiple times and you ron yes multiple Can you explain,
• 49:38
  Speaker 7: because I've been seeing Kevin Malone, that actor everywhere. He
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: was on Busting with the Boys and stuff like that.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: He was on our NFL Draft show a couple of
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: years ago he said one of my observations was stupid.
• 49:48
  Speaker 6: He was on the Yak at the Super Bowl and
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: I made him laugh with a great vaccine joke. Go ahead,
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: one of my proudest moments.
• 49:56
  Speaker 7: Will you explain to me how at the start The Office,
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: the first season or two, maybe even three, that character,
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, is this grumbly but coherent, quiet, grumbly, sad
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: guy who speaks in a low voice. As the seasons
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: wear on, they make him retarded. Yeah, and he's not
• 50:21
  Speaker 7: in the beginning. And they just changed his character and
• 50:26
  Speaker 7: they turned him into a developmentally disabled guy.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: I think that's more of a departure from the original
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: character than when on Fresh Princes they made it viv
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: light skinned instead of dark skinned. Like this is a
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: massive departure from the original Kevin it's nasty, and I
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: think that it weighs on Kevin to the point where
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: he now has to be like sarcastic, completely talks in
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: his own voice, wears a nice watch. He wants to
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: distance himself from the voice, the personality how he's viewed
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: to be dumb. He wants to be his own character,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: not this dumb character that they created in seasons three
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: through eleven or whatever.
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: Am I Have you noticed this? Have you guys noticed
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: this phenomenon? Yeah?
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: I mean they do it?
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: Do they address it? Has this been spoken of?
• 51:17
  Speaker 6: I'm sure. I think he will more talk about stop
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: it's actually annoying as fun. I think he will talk
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: about more and more about how Dwight, how Dwight is
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: pretty much like the autistic coworker that they all just
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: make fun of constantly.
• 51:30
  Speaker 7: What start to finish? Yeah, well that's fine. This is
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: a weird, just abrupt change in the entire byline of
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: a character on a show mid series.
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: They kind of do that in Workaholics, Adam Devine starts
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: out he's kind of just like crazy, and then by
• 51:51
  Speaker 6: the end of this show he's like fully retarded.
• 51:54
  Speaker 7: To me, it's as if they, like all of a
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: sudden it made him hurt.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Bingo. That's our word, bingo. We've all said it now.
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: That means none of us are get in trouble.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 52:04
  Speaker 6: That means we might be we might be able to
• 52:05
  Speaker 6: get into one of the podcast brackets next year, comedy
• 52:10
  Speaker 6: podcast brackets.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Send them these clips.
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, seconds, that shows edges we make get a bye?
• 52:19
  Speaker 6: I get a bye in week one.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: No, no, we have to be way more making fun
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: of You can't just say it. We need to pick
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: someone and pick on them. I interrupted, though, No, no,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: this has been good.
• 52:31
  Speaker 6: I don't remember what else I was gonna say, Tyler, No,
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: we still have a ten more minutes.
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: Oh okay, I'm just thinking of sass here.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: That's good of you. Throw something at him.
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: He'll like it, sassy pants, SaaS pants. You know what
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: I started doing last night was I started work shopping
• 52:49
  Speaker 7: a bit that I gleaned from this podcast.
• 52:53
  Speaker 6: Really, that's always fun, that's what that's all.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: That's Harry's whole acts.
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: And it was about the uh, the taking off from
• 53:02
  Speaker 7: LaGuardia and looking out and seeing right.
• 53:04
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I was thinking about that last night.
• 53:06
  Speaker 7: You're not taking its mine.
• 53:07
  Speaker 6: No, I know what I was.
• 53:09
  Speaker 7: I was thinking about that. I'll show you the tape.
• 53:11
  Speaker 7: I was there, I did it.
• 53:12
  Speaker 6: How did it go?
• 53:14
  Speaker 7: Killed? It's mine? Everyone knows.
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: It's like my signature joke.
• 53:17
  Speaker 7: People were like, that's Francis that Amy Schumer was Amy.
• 53:21
  Speaker 6: Schumer was from a cellar last night.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: I didn't even since we talked about it, I've been
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: noticing it so much more because you see him playing basketball. Yes,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: you see them like hoop and yeah and uh.
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: Ever since I got up grade and now I'm finally
• 53:36
  Speaker 7: diamond medallion, so I the taste of the orange juice
• 53:40
  Speaker 7: as I reclined my seat to watch them play fifteen
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: minutes of sunlight exposed basketball a day.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: What's crazy is that makes me feel that much better.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: One of the main food groups in prison is bag
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: of chips, bags of chips, and then you can there's
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: at times when they'll bring around first class the sun chips,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: so there could be as simultaneous.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: Oh, I like this. See he's just writing it, and
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: this is why you do need to do it.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: It would be fun, but I'm just trying to let's
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: let's let's let's add a little bit.
• 54:10
  Speaker 7: To your ass that's good. Yeah, I look down, I'm drinking,
• 54:13
  Speaker 7: I'm eating my sonship, and maybe there's a guy sitting
• 54:15
  Speaker 7: in one of those steel picnic tables. Fucking knees are
• 54:20
  Speaker 7: freezing because of how cold the picnic tables.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Bloods flatter from when someone's head got spiked off of
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: it to death.
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: And he's eating his son chip and looking up at
• 54:30
  Speaker 7: that plane and wondering.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: You also eat your son.
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: I wonder if there's someone up there who's looking down
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: and who cares about me?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: And how the fible goes west somewhere out.
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: Boy, those were good movies.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: Five goes.
• 54:48
  Speaker 6: That's a good bit. I'm gonna use that tonight for sure.
• 54:53
  Speaker 6: Confidence is gonna hear that one tonight.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: No, and so they'll be like.
• 55:01
  Speaker 6: Jailer damn that that first class riker's joke. I mean,
• 55:07
  Speaker 6: that is next level. I could not write that.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: They're gonna know you took the fuckingla I know.
• 55:15
  Speaker 6: I'm pissed that I take the train. I was gonna
• 55:17
  Speaker 6: drive and then you guys fucking throw off all my plans.
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: I was so excited to just drive, and I have
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: to sit on the train because I'm not gonna have
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: enough time.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: That's that long to get there.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that traffic was a four hour drive or
• 55:33
  Speaker 6: probably it will probably be like a five hour drive
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: for traffic.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: And how long is the train three and a half.
• 55:38
  Speaker 7: The train is so nice, sasas so nice.
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: The train is so unbearable on the right side, so much.
• 55:45
  Speaker 7: Sit on the right side of the train, and you'll
• 55:47
  Speaker 7: get to look out as you come through those parts
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: of Connecticut on your way into Rhode Island, you'll see
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: that amazing estuary. There's like that area where the estuary.
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: I'm just waiting for us to run over someone and
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: then I have to cancel the show. It's not gonna tappens.
• 56:06
  Speaker 6: Like one out of every two times I take the train.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Train rides end in death.
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: Yes, they hit someone, and they're like, we have to
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: do an investigation, and it's like.
• 56:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're thinking of the subway, dude, No, this.
• 56:18
  Speaker 6: Happens on the Amtrak right when you're around Connecticut. And
• 56:21
  Speaker 6: here's why I start jumping.
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: One time, I played golf in Maine with my dad
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: and another guy who on the third hole. We asked
• 56:28
  Speaker 7: him what do you do for work? And he said,
• 56:30
  Speaker 7: I'm a train conductor. And then two holes. Later, I
• 56:34
  Speaker 7: gathered the courage to ask if he'd ever run it
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: and it only.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Took two holes at least, wait till the back nine, and.
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: He said, I've hit three people in my career. I've
• 56:45
  Speaker 7: been working the trains for twenty years. I've hit three people.
• 56:48
  Speaker 7: I've killed three people. He couldn't swerve and he goes
• 56:50
  Speaker 7: and to replace them after I said he said two
• 56:53
  Speaker 7: were suicides and one the saddest was a kid who
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: uh was wearing headphones and just walking on the tracks.
• 57:03
  Speaker 7: Didn't hear them coming and in some strong headphones.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: That's a good headphone. Get bows, Get the bows seven
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: hundred Yeah.
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Didn't feel the vibration or anything of the of
• 57:17
  Speaker 6: the massive train barreling.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Oh ship is incredible.
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: This beats by Dragon really make you feel that rp
• 57:28
  Speaker 7: X vibration. But he said, if.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: They're listening to drops of Jupiter by train, he said
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: what well.
• 57:38
  Speaker 7: I asked him if if there's any point in trying
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: to stop the train, and he said, at that point,
• 57:42
  Speaker 7: to slam on the emergency brakes would do so much
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: damage to the train. We probably wouldn't stop in time.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: It's not worth it to damage the train.
• 57:50
  Speaker 7: I think it's I think it would. It could potentially
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: derail the train, would it. But so what I mean,
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: they're going eighty but we're saving.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: We're talking about a life here is I don't want
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: to damage.
• 58:02
  Speaker 6: Do you think they look or do you think they
• 58:03
  Speaker 6: look away? Probably look away, look away. Yeah.
• 58:06
  Speaker 7: The question is once they've hit the kid, do they
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: stop or do they stay right?
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: They have to stop eventually.
• 58:12
  Speaker 6: They probably hit the kid and they're like Providence, Rhode
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: Island coming up in fifteen minutes.
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: They get into the station. By the way, about forty
• 58:19
  Speaker 7: five miles back, you're gonna find beef carpaccio splattered all
• 58:24
  Speaker 7: over that side of the barn.
• 58:26
  Speaker 6: Door in that door will open on the rights, watch
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: the gap, oh man.
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: And if you do, if anyone happens to find a
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: pair of Beats headphones.
• 58:41
  Speaker 6: Have you ever been on the train when someone gets hit.
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: I don't think so, dude, it is you have, yes.
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: Wow, it is the.
• 58:49
  Speaker 6: Longest delay you could It's like four hours stopped.
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: Because they have to do an investigation.
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: They have to bring in the police to do an investigation.
• 58:57
  Speaker 6: They have to clean the train tracks and peel the
• 59:01
  Speaker 6: person off of the front of it. And then they
• 59:03
  Speaker 6: have to bring in an entire new like conductor and
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: Amtrak employees, not even like because they're so fucked up,
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: but just because it's like it's it's protocol.
• 59:15
  Speaker 7: Maybe they've timed out.
• 59:17
  Speaker 6: It's like once you hit someone, it's like, all right,
• 59:18
  Speaker 6: you're not like you don't know if you're gonna have
• 59:20
  Speaker 6: a mental breakdown an hour and fucking kill everybody. So o, man,
• 59:23
  Speaker 6: I got to bring in a whole new crew.
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: Harvard had that same policy freshman year. Actually, any year
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: in college, if one of your roommates killed themselves, you
• 59:31
  Speaker 7: got automatic straight a's for the whole semester.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: And I was pushing my because I needed it. Guys,
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: I gotta go. I apologize, enjoy pal fun shows.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Uh, come to what are your dates? Next?
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: Would be an ann Arbor next week, maybe just a day,
• 59:48
  Speaker 6: and yeah, potentially.
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: I'm not too far from there. I'll be in Detroit.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Oh really, I'm going to Lansing Boys.
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: And then uh, and then Sacramento in a couple of weeks.
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: All right, Oh that look from you at me.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: And everyone's going to go to Detroit and not go
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: to ann Arbor.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 7: Well, okay, if you're just doing one night, or you
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: should come join me for the Detroit shows.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe boys link up and lancing. Maybe you guys come
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: up to uh Kalamazoo and hang out with me.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: I'm lancing some boils on my feet lately.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: That's right, because his feet are so boily.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 7: Huh t grizzly, don't know it. I trust you that
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: these are real people.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: He wouldn't lie to you. All right, that's fifty eight minutes.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 7: God bless, God bless.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: We'll do ads next week. Yeah, I'll be nice on
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: this weekend. Save what's up. I'll be at Hotel Vick.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Hotel Rangah's the other hotel I'm staying at Sass Did
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: you say there?
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: No later? All right, bro,