Latest / Billy The Kidd In The Morning / 4/1/2026-Full Show: “The Moment ‘Spanx’ Entered the Convo"
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- 0:00Speaker 1: D FW. It's time to welcome Welcome million.
- 0:04Speaker 2: You'll need the care the Kid by the.
- 0:07Speaker 3: Kill I Lave the Kid in the Morning, starring the
- 0:09Speaker 3: one and only Candice Lopez and producer Pooh.
- 0:13Speaker 1: Really the Kid in the Morning Life and logo Billy
- 0:22Speaker 1: the Kid in the Morning. Good morning, Welcome to your
- 0:27Speaker 1: Wednesday Birsday. The month April Fool's Day it is. It's
- 0:31Speaker 1: mixed one on two point nine Bailly the Kid. Candaslow
- 0:33Speaker 1: Paz is your producer. Pooh is here. Good morning, Candace.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Have you been pranked yet?
- 0:37Speaker 4: I have not been pranked yet, but I am on
- 0:39Speaker 4: guard and I was reminding myself like the whole way here.
- 0:41Speaker 4: I thought I was getting pranked on the freeway today,
- 0:43Speaker 4: because if you're driving and you're right next to someone
- 0:47Speaker 4: who's close enough to like if I if we're driving
- 0:50Speaker 4: and I'm like, how does my hair look? And they
- 0:51Speaker 4: could look at it.
- 0:52Speaker 2: And respond, You're like, move away.
- 0:54Speaker 4: Somebody goes faster, somebody goes slower. I was just behind
- 0:57Speaker 4: a blockade of trucks this morning.
- 0:59Speaker 2: I'm like, literally, here.
- 1:00Speaker 1: Guys, yes, I hate that when somebody's always driving like
- 1:03Speaker 1: right next to you, yes, or constantly in your blind
- 1:05Speaker 1: spot right.
- 1:06Speaker 4: Or right in front of you, taking up both two
- 1:08Speaker 4: lanes and there's just no way for you to pass.
- 1:10Speaker 2: But no, I haven't been pranked officially today. You have, though,
- 1:13Speaker 2: I have.
- 1:14Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out to our boss Dan. I'm assuming that
- 1:16Speaker 1: who did it?
- 1:16Speaker 2: Yeah, it has to be who.
- 1:18Speaker 1: Also? Does you know the ride home? She's on the
- 1:19Speaker 1: air here. Yeah, in afternoon. But I came in and
- 1:22Speaker 1: there's a picture of me that you know, I don't
- 1:23Speaker 1: know they used in a sales meeting yesterday. It was
- 1:26Speaker 1: super annoying because it was old and it was just
- 1:28Speaker 1: it's an old like press photo, right whatever we used
- 1:31Speaker 1: to do, And it's annoying and I hate it. And
- 1:34Speaker 1: it's well known that I don't like the picture.
- 1:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:37Speaker 1: Today it's everywhere in the studio. Oh yeah, yeah, printed out.
- 1:41Speaker 4: It was on my computer, my paper stand, my chair,
- 1:44Speaker 4: your TV, that TV.
- 1:46Speaker 1: It was microphones, little little mini pictures of me all
- 1:49Speaker 1: over the place, which is a nightmare, I know. But
- 1:51Speaker 1: I will say this. They're all down now, and now
- 1:54Speaker 1: they're all in her office, to the point where I
- 1:59Speaker 1: had to get a ladder with some monk because I
- 2:01Speaker 1: put in places there's no way she can get them down. Yeah,
- 2:03Speaker 1: so there's little Billies everywhere. Yeah, your worst nightmare, little billies.
- 2:08Speaker 1: I love you. Yeah all right. Well a matter of fact, Candice, yeah,
- 2:13Speaker 1: we both got pranked before April Fools.
- 2:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so for sure last.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Night by producer Pooh what Yeah, we got pranked by you,
- 2:22Speaker 1: so ha ha you got us? Congratulations. What did I do?
- 2:25Speaker 1: Because we had to see your feet on inst Oh yeah,
- 2:32Speaker 1: my god.
- 2:33Speaker 4: I screenshoted that and texted to Billy so fast just
- 2:37Speaker 4: to put a picture of your foot a close up,
- 2:39Speaker 4: and I just said good night.
- 2:40Speaker 1: So producer, pooh, what did you do last night? I
- 2:43Speaker 1: treated myself. Don't kids tell the practice?
- 2:45Speaker 5: I said, no, what I ain't had a penny note
- 2:48Speaker 5: a couple of weeks and we could tell.
- 2:49Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of weeks, a couple of years.
- 2:52Speaker 2: I don't know that I had ever seen your foot.
- 2:54Speaker 2: No before I thought I had.
- 2:56Speaker 4: But when I saw it, I definitely didn't recognize it,
- 2:58Speaker 4: like I recognized Billy's bee, because you'd wear like sandals.
- 3:01Speaker 6: Or whatever of the day.
- 3:03Speaker 2: But I wouldn't recognize his foot. Now I will recognize it.
- 3:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I could pick his foot out of the lineup.
- 3:11Speaker 1: I could pick his foot out of a lineup, and
- 3:13Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a great thing. Is it
- 3:14Speaker 1: wiki rated Candice or not?
- 3:16Speaker 4: No, I mean something, I don't know what the radio is.
- 3:21Speaker 1: Well, let me just say that that lady, that lady
- 3:25Speaker 1: was rubbing Poo's foot and he's talking on Instagram. Go look,
- 3:28Speaker 1: you know you can go, hey, be your own judge.
- 3:30Speaker 1: Go look on Poo's Instagram. It's Poo on the radio. Yeah,
- 3:33Speaker 1: Pooh on the radio. And well she's rubbing your feet
- 3:37Speaker 1: down and you're videoing her, and she looks so uncomfortableging
- 3:43Speaker 1: then she starts giggling because Pooh says, well, I got
- 3:45Speaker 1: to get my feet right because I might, you know,
- 3:46Speaker 1: want a girlfriend. Yeah one day. But she started laughing.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Oh she laughed a little too hard at that. Yeah,
- 3:52Speaker 1: let me just say this Poo's foot, the right foot
- 3:55Speaker 1: in particular, what's going on with it?
- 3:58Speaker 4: Well, I was focused on the left foot with it's
- 4:00Speaker 4: just the one ice screen shot and texted you and
- 4:02Speaker 4: then you screenshot of the right foot and texted that
- 4:04Speaker 4: one back, So then I had both feet a text again.
- 4:08Speaker 1: Because he's got a you know when they say it's
- 4:10Speaker 1: a big toe, Yeah, they're not playing his toe is big.
- 4:16Speaker 1: His big toe is big the film It's not By
- 4:21Speaker 1: the way, did you use an Is there an ashy
- 4:23Speaker 1: filter on Instagram? I think you.
- 4:30Speaker 2: So sad. They look like they haven't been out of
- 4:34Speaker 2: a shoe and they've just been snuggled up so tight
- 4:41Speaker 2: for so long.
- 4:43Speaker 1: It looks like they've been held hostage for the last
- 4:46Speaker 1: thirty eight years. Like they've not seen sunlight. They've not
- 4:51Speaker 1: seen the light of day, they haven't seen water. They're dehydrated.
- 4:58Speaker 1: Don't they look a little dehydrated?
- 5:00Speaker 2: Little bit?
- 5:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that pinky toe some electrolytes.
- 5:03Speaker 4: They just look like they're like they've been under a
- 5:05Speaker 4: blanket together, like.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Just like so tight, let's keep each other warm.
- 5:10Speaker 1: They look like victims.
- 5:18Speaker 2: Oh wow, you is.
- 5:21Speaker 1: His big toe looks like it's had a good life.
- 5:26Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:26Speaker 1: The other four toes look like they've been neglected. The
- 5:32Speaker 1: other four toes look like they'd be on some serious
- 5:34Speaker 1: OZM pic. But that big toe been eaten? Did she
- 5:42Speaker 1: charge you extra? All right? So pooh, how are you
- 5:53Speaker 1: try to practice self care?
- 5:56Speaker 2: That's good for you to take some time for yourself,
- 5:58Speaker 2: even dads.
- 5:59Speaker 1: I'm so glad you did, because if anything needs attention.
- 6:03Speaker 1: It's them toes. Oh, man, I can't. Can I post it?
- 6:08Speaker 1: Or did you post this video? But okay, go look
- 6:12Speaker 1: we're gonna kick off the show now.
- 6:14Speaker 2: I mean, can I go repost it on the mix account?
- 6:16Speaker 6: No?
- 6:16Speaker 1: Put it at mix one of two nine FM. If
- 6:18Speaker 1: you want to see Pooh's toes, you understand what we're
- 6:20Speaker 1: talking about. They're not ugly, No, they're not.
- 6:22Speaker 4: They're kind of cute in their own little way.
- 6:26Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, do it reel or fake news? I'm gonna
- 6:29Speaker 1: be three headlines. You gotta tell me which one is
- 6:32Speaker 1: the fake story? Candice? Who You're ready?
- 6:34Speaker 2: Ready?
- 6:34Speaker 1: Who You're ready? I'm ready. It's just a fun way
- 6:36Speaker 1: to talk about ridiculous stuff in the news, and there's
- 6:39Speaker 1: always ridiculous stuff. Headline number one. Woman arrested after locking
- 6:43Speaker 1: pizza delivery driver inside her home for a quote unquote
- 6:47Speaker 1: movie night. Woman arrested after locking pizza delivery driver inside
- 6:52Speaker 1: her home for a movie night. Headline number one. Headline
- 6:56Speaker 1: number two. Man chooses eleven years in prison over giving
- 6:59Speaker 1: the the location of fifty million dollars in gold from
- 7:04Speaker 1: a shipwreck. Man chooses eleven years in prison over giving
- 7:09Speaker 1: up the location of a fifty million dollar pot of
- 7:12Speaker 1: gold from a shipwreck.
- 7:14Speaker 2: Wow.
- 7:14Speaker 1: Headline number three ninety year old ninety eight year old
- 7:18Speaker 1: North Carolina woman arrested for selling illegal narcotics and nursing home. Yes,
- 7:25Speaker 1: ninety eight year old North Carolina woman arrested for selling
- 7:28Speaker 1: illegal narcotics in a nursing home. Oh boy, oh hey, grandma,
- 7:33Speaker 1: come on, nana, what you're doing in the nursing home?
- 7:36Speaker 1: Nana got a trap house? Yeah, all right, there you go.
- 7:39Speaker 1: It is a doozy cannas. Yeah, but thank you for
- 7:42Speaker 1: using the word doozy.
- 7:43Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome.
- 7:44Speaker 1: All right, Who wants to go first? Candis? You could
- 7:46Speaker 1: pass it to poo if you want it. You want
- 7:47Speaker 1: to go wown? All right? Pooh, poo poo. Which one
- 7:51Speaker 1: do you think is the fake story?
- 7:54Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with that last story, Grandma getting a
- 7:57Speaker 5: traphouse home.
- 7:57Speaker 1: They don't think that there's a ninety eight year old
- 7:59Speaker 1: woman and dealing drugs. It's gonna be hard. Oh know
- 8:02Speaker 1: what happens? Lock me in for that one. All right, sure,
- 8:05Speaker 1: here we go. Yeah, my grandma was actually a drug dealer.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Yeah she was till the day she died.
- 8:11Speaker 4: Oh man, I know.
- 8:12Speaker 1: Rest in peace, Grandma. Yeah, geez up, Candice Lopez, which
- 8:18Speaker 1: one do you think is the fake story?
- 8:20Speaker 2: M gosh, this is hard today.
- 8:23Speaker 4: Lock me in for that first story, the movie night.
- 8:25Speaker 1: Okay, first story, I lock that in. And the winner
- 8:28Speaker 1: today is producer. Poo poop, are job poo poo poo,
- 8:42Speaker 1: poo poo poo. All right. Woman arrested after locking pizza
- 8:47Speaker 1: delivery driver inside for a movie night. Does that mean
- 8:52Speaker 1: this happened? What started as a routine pizza delivery quickly
- 8:56Speaker 1: turned into a bizarre and unsettling situation when a twenty
- 8:58Speaker 1: seven year old woman let you, locked a delivery driver
- 9:01Speaker 1: inside her home. According to police, she insisted he stay
- 9:05Speaker 1: and watch a movie with her, oh, claiming she simply
- 9:09Speaker 1: did not want to be alone, So you're gonna stay
- 9:12Speaker 1: with me? Oh yeah. What should have been just a
- 9:15Speaker 1: quick drop off turned into a tense ordeal as the
- 9:17Speaker 1: driver realized he was being prevented from leaving. No, that's terrifying. Yeah,
- 9:22Speaker 1: shoot your shot.
- 9:23Speaker 2: Girl, I don't know what movie she was watching.
- 9:28Speaker 1: The situation escalated until the driver was able to finally
- 9:31Speaker 1: contact the police for help, prompting them to come and
- 9:34Speaker 1: get him out of the situation. But she locked the
- 9:36Speaker 1: door and wouldn't let him near it. No, we're gonna cuddle. No,
- 9:41Speaker 1: we're gonna watch it. Can you imagine? And then it's
- 9:43Speaker 1: a bad movie on top of it. And you know
- 9:46Speaker 1: what's funny is I'm looking at the monk shot of
- 9:48Speaker 1: this girl. She's cute, really, Yeah, she's like a cute girl.
- 9:52Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 9:53Speaker 1: It's like just I don't know, people are just crazy. Yeah,
- 9:56Speaker 1: you know, I mean, like I would watch a movie
- 9:59Speaker 1: with her, she wouldn't have to lock me up. But
- 10:02Speaker 1: then it's like, never mind. Man chooses eleven years in
- 10:07Speaker 1: prison over giving up the location of fifty million dollars
- 10:10Speaker 1: in gold from a shipwreck. What so this guy seventy
- 10:15Speaker 1: this is a wild story. Seventy three year old dude.
- 10:18Speaker 1: He's a treasure hunter from Ohio.
- 10:20Speaker 2: Which treasure hunter. That's a real thing.
- 10:22Speaker 1: It's a real thing. Wow, this guy is a professional
- 10:25Speaker 1: treasure hunter. Yeah. I guess what he did is he
- 10:29Speaker 1: was hired to find a certain like shipwreck from back
- 10:35Speaker 1: in the day. We're talking like an eighteen fifty seven.
- 10:38Speaker 1: Who you remember that shipwreck? You some kind of shipwreck
- 10:43Speaker 1: that happened in Central America. So he was hired by
- 10:45Speaker 1: this guy or company and investor to go find some
- 10:48Speaker 1: of the gold because the gold is obviously worth a
- 10:50Speaker 1: ton of money. So the ship sank. I guess in
- 10:53Speaker 1: a hurricane or whatever. There's fifteen tons of gold from
- 10:56Speaker 1: this like just in the middle of the ocean, somewhere
- 10:58Speaker 1: nobody can find it. He finds it right, comes back,
- 11:03Speaker 1: and then disappears and won't tell anybody where he's at.
- 11:07Speaker 1: So finally I guess allegedly he took fifty million dollars
- 11:11Speaker 1: of gold and hit it somewhere and then won't tell
- 11:14Speaker 1: the people that hired him to do the shipwreck, you know,
- 11:18Speaker 1: the hunt, won't tell them where it's at. H won't
- 11:22Speaker 1: tell anybody where the gold's at, and then hid some
- 11:24Speaker 1: of the gold already that he already got and recovered.
- 11:26Speaker 2: No way.
- 11:27Speaker 1: So then they find him and they lock him up
- 11:30Speaker 1: and they're like, you're going to go to prison or
- 11:34Speaker 1: tell us where the gold's at. This sounds like a movie, yeah,
- 11:37Speaker 1: And he's like, send me to prison.
- 11:39Speaker 2: Wow, in eleven years, papal.
- 11:42Speaker 1: Pow pow, Yeah, fifty mils. But he's seventy three. Does
- 11:45Speaker 1: he have eleven years? Is it worth it? Like that's
- 11:47Speaker 1: the kind of stuff eighty four, like, is seventy three
- 11:50Speaker 1: years old? You know, is it worth going to prison
- 11:53Speaker 1: for eleven years for what you know is probably one
- 11:56Speaker 1: hundred million plus dollars? But you're doing it for your family?
- 12:00Speaker 2: I guess, I guess, but I don't know, right, Yeah?
- 12:06Speaker 1: Or why can't you just go that to me? That's
- 12:07Speaker 1: greedy because he could have easily been like, hey, yeah,
- 12:10Speaker 1: here's fifty million for you, fifty million for me. I'm
- 12:12Speaker 1: gonna go live my life now and do whatever I
- 12:15Speaker 1: want and we're all happy. Seriously, but he got greedy. Yep,
- 12:18Speaker 1: fifteen million. Where is this? Do you think we Why
- 12:21Speaker 1: can't I be a treasure hunter? I'm down?
- 12:23Speaker 2: Could no?
- 12:25Speaker 1: I would help you look for treasures.
- 12:26Speaker 2: Start your career now in treasure hunting?
- 12:29Speaker 3: Too late?
- 12:30Speaker 1: Call seriously, I'd help you look for treasure. Can you
- 12:37Speaker 1: mentionine me and pooh, I'm on a rowboat in the
- 12:40Speaker 1: middle of the ocean, right where to start? Where would
- 12:43Speaker 1: you start? Pooh? No, Louisville. Like Lewisville, it was about
- 12:49Speaker 1: to be some kind of warship.
- 12:50Speaker 4: And like Louisville said, start off the coast of Florida
- 12:53Speaker 4: at least.
- 12:54Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go if we don't even have a metal detector.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Another chance of these Bruno Mars tickets. Don't forgive We
- 13:03Speaker 1: got that all right, We'll do it all day on
- 13:05Speaker 1: the forties, so another shot to win. It's seven forty
- 13:08Speaker 1: on mixed one or two point nine. Good morning, it's
- 13:10Speaker 1: Bailly the Kid, Candice Lopez. She's here, Producer Pooh is here.
- 13:14Speaker 1: Happy April Fool's Day. Just keep your guard up. Just
- 13:17Speaker 1: let you know what's going on. I already got pranked
- 13:19Speaker 1: a couple of times. But it's fine. It's you know,
- 13:21Speaker 1: it's good. You gotta gotta be a good sport about it.
- 13:24Speaker 1: I just hate this picture of me. It's a promo
- 13:26Speaker 1: pick that they took back of the day.
- 13:27Speaker 2: It's not a bad pick, but I'm wearing it's.
- 13:30Speaker 1: An old pick and I'm wearing like a weird scarf
- 13:31Speaker 1: that I thought was cool back in the day. Don't
- 13:34Speaker 1: know why cool then I put it on my Instagram
- 13:36Speaker 1: at Billy on the radio. I guess it was cool
- 13:38Speaker 1: back then. But oh yeah, Zan our boss. She must
- 13:41Speaker 1: have put one hundred of those pictures of me in
- 13:45Speaker 1: the studio, taped up everywhere.
- 13:48Speaker 2: You miss the computer oh my god.
- 13:51Speaker 1: See, well, the joke's on her because guess what her office.
- 13:55Speaker 1: They're all in there now. The way, if you got
- 13:58Speaker 1: a good prank, let us know a couple ideas that
- 14:00Speaker 1: I think we could do. And then I got a
- 14:02Speaker 1: story about how I was prank by a police department.
- 14:05Speaker 1: Wow where I live? Is this one is going viral?
- 14:08Speaker 1: Just give you some ideas of stuff you can do
- 14:10Speaker 1: that's not crazy, it's nothing too bad. I like this one.
- 14:13Speaker 2: Canis the Brussels sprouts. One is everywhere the moms are
- 14:17Speaker 2: doing this. It's so good.
- 14:18Speaker 4: So you just cook the Brussels sprouts and get like
- 14:20Speaker 4: a cake pop stick and then stick it in there,
- 14:23Speaker 4: dip it in chocolate and add some sprinkles.
- 14:24Speaker 2: And it looks like a cake pop.
- 14:26Speaker 4: You can't tell when you put them on the sand
- 14:27Speaker 4: or when you give.
- 14:30Speaker 3: Sprout.
- 14:31Speaker 1: I wish you had time to do that to Enzo today.
- 14:34Speaker 2: I might, but he might be listening. If he's not,
- 14:36Speaker 2: I'll try it.
- 14:38Speaker 7: Try.
- 14:38Speaker 1: Oh that's so good, so good. Another one too, that
- 14:42Speaker 1: you can do is the minty oreos. Have you seen
- 14:45Speaker 1: this one? Where you take the oreo and then you
- 14:47Speaker 1: scrape out all the white stuff, you know, and then
- 14:50Speaker 1: you put toothpaste in there and put it back so
- 14:54Speaker 1: when someone bites into it. Now, this is fun stuff. Yeah,
- 14:57Speaker 1: it's not gonna be like too crazy over there. Like
- 15:01Speaker 1: the one I always used to love doing, though, is
- 15:02Speaker 1: here's another one you can do it work and it's
- 15:04Speaker 1: super easy. Is you print out a picture of slash
- 15:07Speaker 1: from guns and roses. Have you seen this?
- 15:09Speaker 8: No?
- 15:10Speaker 1: And then you tape it to someone's tire in the
- 15:12Speaker 1: parking lot. And then you go to dude, somebody slash
- 15:15Speaker 1: your tire. I got some it's And then like, what
- 15:23Speaker 1: are you serious? I'm like, yeah, they slashed it. They
- 15:25Speaker 1: slashed it, and they come back and it's just a
- 15:26Speaker 1: picture of slash on their tires. They do something like that,
- 15:31Speaker 1: like little things. I guess there's another one called sweet
- 15:33Speaker 1: grilled Cheese that's going around. I guess the idea is
- 15:35Speaker 1: to recreate the sandwich as a sneaky dessert. You'll need
- 15:39Speaker 1: to brown two slices of pound cake to look like
- 15:42Speaker 1: the outside of a grilled cheese, then spread vanilla frosting
- 15:45Speaker 1: tinted with food coloring to look like cheese in between.
- 15:48Speaker 1: That actually sounds good? How you? Yeah? I did just
- 15:57Speaker 1: get pootho. I'm about to put up the real in
- 16:00Speaker 1: a minute. This is something else you can do, is
- 16:02Speaker 1: you get a Crispy kream box, you know, and everyone
- 16:05Speaker 1: at work is like, oh my gosh, this is awesome.
- 16:07Speaker 1: Donuts in the break room. Right then they open it up,
- 16:10Speaker 1: it says April Fool's Day. It's empty, and it says,
- 16:15Speaker 1: get your hungry back to work. You can put veggies
- 16:20Speaker 1: in there.
- 16:20Speaker 4: Yeah, you put little trinkets in their ketchup package.
- 16:23Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 16:23Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we did. We just put a bunch
- 16:25Speaker 1: of ridiculous stuff in there, and we're about to put
- 16:27Speaker 1: in the break room. I'm going to post that in
- 16:28Speaker 1: a minute. So the time that a police department got
- 16:31Speaker 1: me and I don't even know if they meant to
- 16:33Speaker 1: get me. Have you ever heard the story, Candice?
- 16:35Speaker 2: I don't think so.
- 16:37Speaker 1: So this is what happened to me was real. This
- 16:39Speaker 1: was maybe my son was like a year old, right,
- 16:43Speaker 1: and I was hanging out. It was a Sunday, but yeah,
- 16:46Speaker 1: I think it was. It had to be April fools
- 16:48Speaker 1: Day and a Sunday. Whatever. We're hanging out, we're making
- 16:51Speaker 1: a pool day, we're drinking a little bit, we're having
- 16:53Speaker 1: a good time whatever. My friend's over who used to
- 16:56Speaker 1: work here, shout out to Cruise. Oh, Cruise is over. Okay,
- 17:00Speaker 1: he's drinking a little more than me. Yeah, shocker. Anyway,
- 17:04Speaker 1: we're having a good time. We're a little tipsy, but
- 17:06Speaker 1: it's nothing crazy. It's getting dark. We hear in the
- 17:09Speaker 1: back like in the alley of where my house is is.
- 17:12Speaker 1: We're in the backyard. We hear we hear some like
- 17:15Speaker 1: commotion and somebody's screaming, like a woman screaming. And this
- 17:18Speaker 1: is real. This is not an April fools, so this
- 17:20Speaker 1: part is not oh fake. We hear a woman screaming,
- 17:23Speaker 1: and we're like, what is going on? So you can
- 17:25Speaker 1: look over my fence. We like get on the because
- 17:26Speaker 1: we're nosy. Yeah. So I look over the fence and
- 17:30Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I can see in my
- 17:33Speaker 1: neighbor right behind me in that house there's a man,
- 17:38Speaker 1: no joke, a man chasing around two women with a knife.
- 17:42Speaker 1: What swear to God? Okay, hand up, I can put
- 17:46Speaker 1: it on the Bible right now. He was there, he
- 17:48Speaker 1: saw it. We freak out, obviously, and I live in Carrollton,
- 17:54Speaker 1: right so I'm like, that's a problem, Like did I
- 17:58Speaker 1: just see this, not a joke, kind of freak. I
- 18:00Speaker 1: called nine one one immediately, and I'm like, hey, so
- 18:04Speaker 1: the cops come. I mean in a matter of no time.
- 18:06Speaker 1: You hear the sirens because Carlton doesn't play around, No,
- 18:09Speaker 1: they don't. They're like, they're in the alley. There are
- 18:14Speaker 1: two cops are coming in my backyard. They're like, so,
- 18:16Speaker 1: what's going on? And I was like, I just moved
- 18:19Speaker 1: in here. I don't want any problems with the neighbors,
- 18:21Speaker 1: but this is what happened. Don't tell him I called.
- 18:24Speaker 1: You know, I'm like, don't tell him. I called. But
- 18:26Speaker 1: there was a guy. That guy was chasing around two
- 18:28Speaker 1: women with a knife around the kitchen island. We both
- 18:31Speaker 1: saw it. He's like, are you serious. I'm like yes.
- 18:35Speaker 1: So they go over there immediately, like run over there.
- 18:37Speaker 1: They're there for a while. Cruise and I are sitting
- 18:40Speaker 1: there like, okay, are they gonna come back? Guy comes
- 18:43Speaker 1: back into my backyard and he goes, well, the guy left,
- 18:45Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. We're gonna look for him.
- 18:47Speaker 1: But everybody's okay. Thankfully. I told him you called. They
- 18:51Speaker 1: were real mad, but I told him not to come
- 18:53Speaker 1: over here. I go, you told him I called. You
- 18:57Speaker 1: told him I called. He goes, yeah, I told him
- 18:59Speaker 1: you called, But I told him they were mad. But
- 19:01Speaker 1: I told him, don't be mad at your new neighbor.
- 19:03Speaker 1: I go, are you serious right now? He goes, April
- 19:05Speaker 1: fools the cop their cop. He goes, no, man, I'm
- 19:15Speaker 1: just kidnoting say that. But the guy didn't leave, and
- 19:19Speaker 1: I go, you April fools me. First of all, I'm
- 19:22Speaker 1: too tipsy for this.
- 19:24Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 19:25Speaker 1: Second of all, is this a joke?
- 19:27Speaker 2: Oh my god?
- 19:29Speaker 1: And I started laughing. I mean, I couldn't help but laugh.
- 19:31Speaker 1: But he's like, no, let us know if anything else
- 19:33Speaker 1: goes on. But they said everything's fine. But the guy was,
- 19:36Speaker 1: you know, he'll be back later. But he left. He goes,
- 19:38Speaker 1: We're gonna come back and check it out because obviously
- 19:40Speaker 1: it's serious. But yeah, I didn't tell him that you called.
- 19:44Speaker 1: I said, is it protocol to April fools.
- 19:49Speaker 2: That sense of humor?
- 19:50Speaker 1: And this was years ago, so I don't want to
- 19:51Speaker 1: get anybody in trouble. I don't know what cop it was.
- 19:54Speaker 1: And then later on in the night, we were still
- 19:56Speaker 1: there in the pool, hanging out in the pool, and
- 19:58Speaker 1: he came by in the in the alley and was
- 20:01Speaker 1: like just checking on you on a speaker, just checking
- 20:03Speaker 1: out everybody good back there, and I'm like, oh, yeah,
- 20:09Speaker 1: we're good. Wow, April Fools by a cop.
- 20:12Speaker 2: Okay only you me.
- 20:15Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait till next time they pull me
- 20:17Speaker 1: over license and registration. I'm gonna had him a Costco cards.
- 20:22Speaker 3: Top Stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid in the.
- 20:25Speaker 8: Morning only on the new mixed one or two point nine.
- 20:28Speaker 1: I heard that song in a minute that could have
- 20:30Speaker 1: been the banger right there. Yeah, a chance to see
- 20:32Speaker 1: Bruno Mar's got your tickets coming up? Keep ready for that.
- 20:34Speaker 1: Candice Lopez right now, what is up, well.
- 20:36Speaker 2: Mosquie, please just bust it up.
- 20:38Speaker 4: A large scale counterfeit jewelry operation being run out of
- 20:41Speaker 4: a home. They are describing it as one of the
- 20:44Speaker 4: biggest cases they've ever seen.
- 20:46Speaker 2: So this home was being.
- 20:48Speaker 4: Used as a storefront for fake luxury goods. So I
- 20:52Speaker 4: guess this merchandise was sold online and then they were
- 20:55Speaker 4: displaying it in the home where they had a card
- 20:57Speaker 4: reader set up, and then a back room a filled
- 21:00Speaker 4: with more inventory. Three people were arrested and charged after
- 21:04Speaker 4: a warrant was served there.
- 21:05Speaker 2: I guess that was back in October.
- 21:07Speaker 4: But they were covered about thirty seven hundred pieces of
- 21:10Speaker 4: counterfeit jewelry they say is worth around seventy thousand dollars
- 21:14Speaker 4: on the street, but more like nine million if they
- 21:16Speaker 4: were authentic. They were tipped off to this operation by
- 21:21Speaker 4: a private investigator working for high end manufacturers.
- 21:25Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so the Rolex or whoever hired a PI
- 21:29Speaker 1: to be like, hey, we got to start busting these
- 21:31Speaker 1: people who are doing replica watches.
- 21:33Speaker 2: Right, where is this coming from?
- 21:34Speaker 1: And it takes him the Mesquite?
- 21:36Speaker 2: I mean, who would have thought just take.
- 21:39Speaker 1: Me to Mesquite for my folex right, a.
- 21:41Speaker 2: Whole storefront in this house and then.
- 21:44Speaker 4: Like a whole stock room in the back well.
- 21:46Speaker 1: And replicas are getting so good that it's hard to tell.
- 21:48Speaker 1: You have to take some of them apart to figure
- 21:51Speaker 1: it out. Right, Wow, that's crazy.
- 21:53Speaker 2: Yeah, not a towny though. There you go. Oh a
- 21:58Speaker 2: lot of it too.
- 22:00Speaker 4: Google is finally letting people change those old, embarrassing Gmail
- 22:04Speaker 4: addresses and still keep your regular emails. I just got
- 22:08Speaker 4: tiggled thinking about my email address from back.
- 22:10Speaker 1: Oh, Candace, I gotta know, was it hotmail or was
- 22:12Speaker 1: it Gmail?
- 22:13Speaker 2: Well, I still have a hotmail.
- 22:14Speaker 1: No, it was AOL Oh I gotta know what? Yeah,
- 22:18Speaker 1: tell me what was it?
- 22:19Speaker 4: Well, I mean, it's not gonna be as funny for you,
- 22:21Speaker 4: but it was like one of my nicknames. And then
- 22:23Speaker 4: in sync and then I had Candace be True because
- 22:26Speaker 4: it was like a song lyric.
- 22:28Speaker 2: Can this be real? Can this be true?
- 22:30Speaker 4: The God must have spent a little time more time
- 22:32Speaker 4: on you song?
- 22:33Speaker 1: Anyways, this is good, though, you know what the funny
- 22:38Speaker 1: party is? Twelve year old? You thought that was so clear.
- 22:40Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was so good.
- 22:42Speaker 1: They were like, oh my god, you called your friend
- 22:45Speaker 1: Jennifer listen to this.
- 22:46Speaker 2: Yeah, it was Jennifer to too.
- 22:47Speaker 1: Jennifer's really Oh wow. I love seeing people grow up,
- 22:51Speaker 1: you know, when they're older now and they have to
- 22:53Speaker 1: give their email and it's like the most ridiculous email ever.
- 22:58Speaker 2: Like high Heart justin ninety nine? Whatver?
- 23:00Speaker 7: Yeah? Yeah.
- 23:03Speaker 4: But the thing is you also get to keep your
- 23:05Speaker 4: old handle for.
- 23:06Speaker 2: Anyone who still has that one as an alternate.
- 23:08Speaker 4: So I guess Google announced this a while back, but
- 23:11Speaker 4: it was only, you know, for certain test accounts, but
- 23:14Speaker 4: starting today it should be available to all accounts. So
- 23:16Speaker 4: if you want to change your poorly chosen email address,
- 23:20Speaker 4: you just go to email settings on that page and
- 23:22Speaker 4: then if your account is eligible, you'll see the change
- 23:25Speaker 4: Google account email option back.
- 23:27Speaker 1: Oh great.
- 23:28Speaker 4: Yeah, choose better this time though, because you can only
- 23:30Speaker 4: change it once every twelve months.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Oh good, So it just that heads up, thank you.
- 23:34Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 23:34Speaker 4: There's also a new report that says gen z are
- 23:37Speaker 4: using their lunch breaks to take naps these days.
- 23:40Speaker 2: So a guy in New York.
- 23:42Speaker 4: Was asked where the best place to take a nap is,
- 23:44Speaker 4: like in the middle of your workday, and his answer
- 23:46Speaker 4: went viral because he said he pays fifteen dollars to
- 23:50Speaker 4: go to the movie theater. He'll say, he says, you know,
- 23:52Speaker 4: I'll get in one of the recliners, go to sleep,
- 23:54Speaker 4: put my earbuds in, beanie over my eyes, and.
- 23:57Speaker 2: Have the best nap of my life.
- 23:58Speaker 8: What.
- 23:59Speaker 2: Yeah, So, he says, if you can make it home.
- 24:00Speaker 4: To take a quick power nap, go to a movie,
- 24:03Speaker 4: go to a movie theater and just go in the
- 24:05Speaker 4: theater and snooze real quick, and.
- 24:06Speaker 1: Then you're the guy whose alarm goes off in the
- 24:10Speaker 1: middle of the movie. Yeah, that's an awful plan.
- 24:13Speaker 2: It might be worth it, depending on how tired you are.
- 24:16Speaker 1: You know, sometimes I watch stupid stuff on YouTube, not
- 24:19Speaker 1: sometimes all the time. Yeah. And there's a girl on
- 24:22Speaker 1: there and a guy. There's multiple people who they just
- 24:25Speaker 1: video themselves eating lunch and then napping in their car. Oh,
- 24:29Speaker 1: and it's a whole thing.
- 24:30Speaker 2: Why why would people watch that?
- 24:32Speaker 1: I can't ston't judge it. No, I don't know why
- 24:35Speaker 1: I watch it, but I watch it. This guy goes out,
- 24:38Speaker 1: he eats his lunch and like he naps in the
- 24:40Speaker 1: back seat of his tesla and watches a show and
- 24:43Speaker 1: then wakes up. I don't know why watch in Yeah,
- 24:46Speaker 1: but people do it. And he's probably making money but
- 24:48Speaker 1: just filming himself sleeping. Yeah, and it's just interesting to me.
- 24:51Speaker 1: People's lives are interesting.
- 24:53Speaker 2: Yeah, good for him.
- 24:54Speaker 1: But I can't nap. I wish I could nap like that.
- 24:56Speaker 2: Oh I could, for sure.
- 24:57Speaker 1: Who can. They'll fall asleep right now? Yeah, I'm awake.
- 25:03Speaker 1: Oh good, well, your eyes are closed. He fell a
- 25:05Speaker 1: sleeping a meeting with the boss the other day, just snoozing. Yeah,
- 25:09Speaker 1: and we didn't miss anything. I'm like. He wakes up
- 25:11Speaker 1: and I was like, were you sleeping?
- 25:12Speaker 6: No?
- 25:12Speaker 1: No, no, no, I was no, just no. My allergy
- 25:17Speaker 1: rests exactly all right.
- 25:20Speaker 2: I'm canna slow Pets. Those are your Texas top stories.
- 25:24Speaker 4: To promise you'll feel better.
- 25:26Speaker 3: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Yes it's mixed one on two point nine. Those Bruno
- 25:30Speaker 1: Mars tickets coming up? Got you next? Okay, upgraded floor
- 25:33Speaker 1: seats plus dinner and hotel, make it a whole thing,
- 25:37Speaker 1: all right, it's baility kid can of Slow Pez producer poo.
- 25:39Speaker 1: I just got poos so good, something little. I don't
- 25:42Speaker 1: want to get too crazy, but you go see what
- 25:44Speaker 1: I did Mix one O two nine FM on Instagram
- 25:47Speaker 1: and Mix one O two nine FM. Go check that out.
- 25:50Speaker 1: But you don't mess with a big back in his donuts,
- 25:53Speaker 1: you know, and I did. Okay, so go check it out.
- 25:55Speaker 1: Just made it a real all right, dirty little secret.
- 25:57Speaker 1: If you got one, okay, reach out eight three three
- 26:00Speaker 1: seven eight seven one O two nine. It could be
- 26:01Speaker 1: a big secret, little secret, whatever secret you got, just
- 26:04Speaker 1: get it off your chest. What's up?
- 26:06Speaker 6: Listen.
- 26:06Speaker 7: I know it's gonna make me sound like the worst,
- 26:08Speaker 7: but honestly, I really don't feel that bad.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Okay, Oh okay, Well that changed quickly all of a sudden,
- 26:13Speaker 1: you're like that, maybe I'm not that bad. Okay, what
- 26:16Speaker 1: did you do?
- 26:17Speaker 6: So?
- 26:18Speaker 7: I used to be really close with this girl at work,
- 26:20Speaker 7: like brunches, lunches, everything to get you know, just venting.
- 26:25Speaker 6: About life, all of it. And she's newer to the company,
- 26:28Speaker 6: like maybe started early last year, but we ube we
- 26:32Speaker 6: clicked right away.
- 26:33Speaker 7: And our company had a Christmas party and that's when
- 26:37Speaker 7: everything changed.
- 26:39Speaker 6: Why like I'm not even playing. She was all over
- 26:42Speaker 6: my husband.
- 26:43Speaker 7: What oh, just like touching his arm, laughing really hard
- 26:47Speaker 7: at his jokes.
- 26:48Speaker 6: Like way too close. Just not at all subtle, can you.
- 26:55Speaker 7: And it wasn't just me noticing, like other coworkers were like,
- 26:57Speaker 7: I mean, like juice do this.
- 26:59Speaker 2: I'm like I see it.
- 27:00Speaker 1: So it wasn't questionable because sometimes it's questionable whether someone's
- 27:04Speaker 1: flirting or not. But it was obvious to everybody that
- 27:06Speaker 1: she was flirting with your man.
- 27:07Speaker 6: So it was like it was so embarrassing. And what
- 27:10Speaker 6: made it worse is my husband didn't even shut it
- 27:13Speaker 6: down like at all.
- 27:15Speaker 7: And yes we got into a fight into it, but
- 27:18Speaker 7: that's like a whole other thing, like why didn't you
- 27:20Speaker 7: say something?
- 27:21Speaker 3: I asked?
- 27:21Speaker 7: Whatever, Anyway, a few days later, I confronted her and
- 27:27Speaker 7: she apologized and said, that's just my whole personality.
- 27:31Speaker 6: I get touchy feely when I drink a.
- 27:33Speaker 7: Little something, when I get lit and whatever, blah blah blah.
- 27:37Speaker 6: And I was just like cool. I accepted it, but
- 27:40Speaker 6: on the surface.
- 27:41Speaker 1: Right, So you didn't really believe her. I hate when
- 27:43Speaker 1: people give that excuse. By the way, Yeah, me too.
- 27:45Speaker 2: It's just my personality.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just my personality.
- 27:47Speaker 4: Okay, Well take your personality somewhere.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Else, you know, the girl clockett.
- 27:54Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, touch my husband and be you.
- 27:57Speaker 1: But you're right, you're right.
- 27:59Speaker 2: Take it to a single man.
- 28:01Speaker 7: Yeah. No, And I was never cool with her. Again,
- 28:03Speaker 7: is the truth. And just like I've kept it, I've
- 28:06Speaker 7: kept a professional moved on.
- 28:09Speaker 6: At least that's what she thought.
- 28:10Speaker 7: Oh no, fast forward, big project do and very important
- 28:15Speaker 7: bosses watching kind of a thing, and she reaches out
- 28:18Speaker 7: to me, asks about the deadline. Okay, and here's where
- 28:22Speaker 7: it gets a little interesting. I may have been a
- 28:24Speaker 7: little wahaha, like a little evil. She emailed me first,
- 28:31Speaker 7: But I'm not dumb and I'm not putting that in writing.
- 28:34Speaker 7: So I called her and I told her like, well,
- 28:38Speaker 7: you know, it's just acting weird.
- 28:39Speaker 6: So I gave her the wrong date.
- 28:42Speaker 1: You gave her the wrong what do you mean the
- 28:44Speaker 1: wrong date as far as.
- 28:46Speaker 2: A deadline, Look, she didn't even double check it. Okay,
- 28:52Speaker 2: she turned it in, got written up.
- 28:54Speaker 7: And I'm telling you right now that that promotion that
- 28:56Speaker 7: she was up for like gone.
- 28:58Speaker 1: I mean do.
- 28:59Speaker 6: I I just do I feel bad?
- 29:00Speaker 7: Honestly no, because she should have verified it.
- 29:03Speaker 6: I feel like that's on her and.
- 29:05Speaker 1: She should have known better to come to you to ask.
- 29:07Speaker 1: I mean, maybe she was trying to be nice and
- 29:10Speaker 1: you know, build that bridge back and that connection back. Hey,
- 29:14Speaker 1: oh wow, So she ended up getting in trouble for
- 29:17Speaker 1: turning this in late?
- 29:20Speaker 6: Yes, like, how was it two days?
- 29:23Speaker 2: Okay?
- 29:25Speaker 6: I knew I was going to get I knew I
- 29:27Speaker 6: was going to get my payback. I just didn't know when.
- 29:29Speaker 7: And the awpor dunity so presented itself.
- 29:33Speaker 6: Yeah, so I took it.
- 29:34Speaker 1: I mean it could have been worse.
- 29:37Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess what do you mean it could have been?
- 29:39Speaker 4: I mean if she lost a promotion for that.
- 29:41Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 29:43Speaker 1: Serious, if you did that to her, I don't even
- 29:45Speaker 1: want to know what you did to your man. I
- 29:49Speaker 1: like that. She's like, he didn't shut it down. That
- 29:51Speaker 1: is a weird situation to be in, Like, what are
- 29:52Speaker 1: you supposed to do?
- 29:53Speaker 6: Is?
- 29:53Speaker 1: As a man, sometimes we're oblivious to someone flirting.
- 29:57Speaker 4: With us, and he probably didn't want to be weird
- 29:59Speaker 4: in front of your coworkers.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Right and embarrass you. Well, then go be with her.
- 30:03Speaker 1: I can only imagine, right exactly. I can't stand there.
- 30:07Speaker 1: Then go have fun with Then go spend Christmas with her.
- 30:12Speaker 3: A chance to win mixed one O two point nine.
- 30:14Speaker 3: It's romantic night with Bruno Mars with a pair of
- 30:17Speaker 3: upgraded tickets to see Bruno, a hotel say and dinner
- 30:21Speaker 3: for two. All right, he's doing for Candace Court. It
- 30:25Speaker 3: gets settled here with Billy the Kid.
- 30:27Speaker 1: And rise for the Honorable Judge Candaslopez. Do we have
- 30:31Speaker 1: to wait for Court because you've got a mouthful oatmeal?
- 30:33Speaker 2: No, I wasn't gonna talk yet. I'm good. I was
- 30:35Speaker 2: just finished.
- 30:36Speaker 1: I mean she's mid midy.
- 30:38Speaker 2: We usually do like the long intro and so I have.
- 30:40Speaker 4: Time to finish, while on today go I'm done.
- 30:43Speaker 1: It makes one or two point n Billy to kids,
- 30:46Speaker 1: Judge Candace Lopez, Producer prouh. I'm surprised you didn't throw
- 30:50Speaker 1: me out for contempt, just talking back to the judge
- 30:52Speaker 1: like that, Candace Court. If you got an issue at
- 30:54Speaker 1: Candace on Air on Instagram at Candace on Air, check
- 30:57Speaker 1: that out. Is the oldmeal good? No?
- 31:00Speaker 4: Actually not, I don't know where all the flavor went.
- 31:03Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell you what, because it's that healthy oatmeal
- 31:06Speaker 1: gluten free yeah, garbonzobeans oatmeal splendid, Yeah, exactly, Brussels sprout, omeal,
- 31:14Speaker 1: whatever you eat over there, nuts and berries. All right,
- 31:17Speaker 1: let's do it. Can I see you ready?
- 31:18Speaker 2: I'm ready.
- 31:19Speaker 1: My wife has become convinced that our house is haunted,
- 31:23Speaker 1: which seems harmless enough, but now it's starting to affect
- 31:26Speaker 1: the entire family. It started with little things like noises
- 31:30Speaker 1: at night or objects being out of place, but now
- 31:33Speaker 1: she's genuinely anxious about being left alone at home, and
- 31:37Speaker 1: she keeps bringing up the ideal of selling the house. Oh,
- 31:42Speaker 1: we've only lived here for two years and it would
- 31:44Speaker 1: be a big financial hit to have to move, which
- 31:47Speaker 1: I've explained to her, but she doesn't care. I don't
- 31:50Speaker 1: believe in ghosts. I don't think there are normal I
- 31:53Speaker 1: think they're normal explanations for the stranger stuff. But every
- 31:57Speaker 1: time I try to rationalize that, she gets upset and
- 31:59Speaker 1: says I'm dismissed her. The kids think I should just
- 32:02Speaker 1: play along and maybe consider bringing in a paranormal expert,
- 32:06Speaker 1: but I worry that might do more harm than good.
- 32:08Speaker 1: So what do you think do I humor her or
- 32:11Speaker 1: keep pushing back even if it causes tension in our household? Oh,
- 32:16Speaker 1: this is a unique situation because it is We've never
- 32:19Speaker 1: had a haunted house situation. No, what would you do
- 32:22Speaker 1: in this scenario if you think your house is haunted? Yeah,
- 32:26Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you're like, I want to move,
- 32:29Speaker 1: I want out, and your husband's like, get out of here.
- 32:32Speaker 1: This is ridiculous because he doesn't believe in that. But
- 32:34Speaker 1: maybe he's just not experiencing that.
- 32:36Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, you got to get him to experience
- 32:38Speaker 4: it somehow, otherwise he's never going to buy into this.
- 32:41Speaker 2: Oh you know you plan well, Yeah, I've.
- 32:44Speaker 4: Got to figure out how if I'm like super anxious
- 32:47Speaker 4: about being in the house by myself because things are
- 32:49Speaker 4: moving around and there's weird sounds.
- 32:51Speaker 2: I have to get you to This has to be.
- 32:53Speaker 4: Replicated around you otherwise, you know, let's bring in the
- 32:57Speaker 4: paranormal expert.
- 32:58Speaker 1: What would you get this to the real I'm curious
- 33:00Speaker 1: what would Pooh do? Sometimes I have to often ask myself,
- 33:03Speaker 1: what would Poo do if I was that woman? I'm out.
- 33:05Speaker 1: If you're the husband. If you're the husband and your
- 33:07Speaker 1: wife comes and he's like, honey, I swear this place
- 33:09Speaker 1: is haunted. I gotta get out of here. We gotta
- 33:11Speaker 1: move the kids. Let's go. Yeah, let's go, silly, we
- 33:16Speaker 1: leave it. You're really serious? What you know? I don't
- 33:19Speaker 1: play when it comes to believe in that kind of stuff.
- 33:22Speaker 1: I don't believe it.
- 33:23Speaker 2: What are the odds it's actually haunted? Literally, what are
- 33:27Speaker 2: the odds?
- 33:28Speaker 1: What are the odds it's actually haunted?
- 33:30Speaker 6: Five?
- 33:31Speaker 1: And I don't know. Even if there is a ghost,
- 33:34Speaker 1: figure it out, figure out. See Billy would stay there? Yeah,
- 33:38Speaker 1: I be like, no, I'm sorry. We can't do that.
- 33:40Speaker 1: I don't want to be upside down unless unless the
- 33:45Speaker 1: ghost is hurting me or the kids. We're gonna figure
- 33:48Speaker 1: out how to live together, right, No, we're gonna figure
- 33:51Speaker 1: this out as a family. Ghosts get in your family meeting.
- 33:54Speaker 4: Yeah, I get anxiety, but you have to like put
- 33:56Speaker 4: yourself to the test and work through it over time,
- 33:58Speaker 4: like slowly to.
- 34:00Speaker 1: The point where you're gonna sell the house and take
- 34:02Speaker 1: a financial hit and screw things up right two.
- 34:04Speaker 4: Years you don't have enough equity to be selling for
- 34:07Speaker 4: no reason because.
- 34:08Speaker 1: You think your guest bedroom's haunted.
- 34:10Speaker 5: Rent it out. I'll rent that house out. Something will
- 34:12Speaker 5: go stand in apartment though it's not.
- 34:15Speaker 1: I'll figure it out. I don't play when it comes
- 34:17Speaker 1: to that ghastuff. You've never even seen a ghost. I'm
- 34:21Speaker 1: you know what, I've been ghosting. I get ghost of
- 34:23Speaker 1: the lot.
- 34:24Speaker 5: But I don't play when it comes to ghosts and
- 34:27Speaker 5: scary and super You like that stuff?
- 34:29Speaker 1: I don't like. No, I don't like the stuff. I don't.
- 34:31Speaker 1: I just don't. I'm not scared of it. No, if
- 34:34Speaker 1: I go in the kitchen and the cabinets fly open,
- 34:36Speaker 1: say we got to go, that doesn't happen, right, does anybody?
- 34:41Speaker 1: I would give me the video of that happening, right.
- 34:43Speaker 1: I don't want to set.
- 34:44Speaker 4: Up a camera and let's see stuff moving or stuff.
- 34:47Speaker 1: You know, set up a camera and show your husband
- 34:49Speaker 1: that the cabinet doors flew open. Okay, And then when
- 34:52Speaker 1: I do you're.
- 34:52Speaker 4: Gonna move, I mean, then it's more likely.
- 34:58Speaker 1: See, that's what I'm saying. I would at least bring
- 35:01Speaker 1: a paranormal expert.
- 35:02Speaker 4: Right, because then if they're like, yeah, something's up here,
- 35:05Speaker 4: well then we have like a valuable house because maybe
- 35:07Speaker 4: someone wants it because it's on it.
- 35:08Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 35:09Speaker 1: Means, least try sage before I have to go upside
- 35:11Speaker 1: down on the house.
- 35:12Speaker 5: I was saying, I mean, do your research on the house.
- 35:14Speaker 5: What if you find out somebody was killed in there?
- 35:17Speaker 1: They got to tell you that. Yeah, they do shady
- 35:20Speaker 1: reels or some some of them. No, I think they're
- 35:22Speaker 1: supposed if there was some kind of crime, if it
- 35:24Speaker 1: was a crime, if somebody passed away in the house,
- 35:26Speaker 1: I don't think they have to tell you. No. But
- 35:28Speaker 1: if somebody it was a crime, a criminal homicide and
- 35:31Speaker 1: they have to tell you, I think they have to
- 35:33Speaker 1: disclose that. So I don't know what would you do
- 35:36Speaker 1: if you've ever been in this situation eight three three seven,
- 35:38Speaker 1: eight seven one two nine, that your house is haunted
- 35:42Speaker 1: and you wanted to move but your husband didn't come on.
- 35:45Speaker 1: I'm saying, all right, we're staying. I'm figuring out Pooh
- 35:49Speaker 1: you can move. Black people don't play when it comes
- 35:51Speaker 1: to ghost.
- 35:51Speaker 5: I'll just tell you, I think that's a that's why
- 35:54Speaker 5: they kill us in all the scary movies, the first
- 35:56Speaker 5: ones that.
- 35:59Speaker 1: We don't play. Trust me, there's a lot. It's always
- 36:02Speaker 1: the white girl too.
- 36:03Speaker 4: It's like, let me go hear that noise who says
- 36:06Speaker 4: I'll be back, Yes, I'll be high back.
- 36:09Speaker 1: No, you're not break that stereotype. And I don't think no,
- 36:14Speaker 1: I think you think that that happened. No, I just
- 36:16Speaker 1: don't think it's real. But it doesn't matter what we think.
- 36:18Speaker 1: It matters with Judge. Candice Lopez thinks, Judge, do we
- 36:22Speaker 1: have a verdict? We do?
- 36:23Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 36:24Speaker 4: I think this woman is guilty of being a ghostbuster.
- 36:26Speaker 2: Gabby.
- 36:27Speaker 4: Oh, we just gotta work through this. Unless there's Bruce buster,
- 36:32Speaker 4: you gotta bust this ghost. Otherwise and we're still living here.
- 36:36Speaker 4: You know, we can't just up and sell the house
- 36:38Speaker 4: and relocate.
- 36:39Speaker 1: We can't just leave. Oh look, okay, keep calling eight
- 36:42Speaker 1: three three seven eight seven nine. If you've lived in
- 36:45Speaker 1: a haunted house, have been in this situation. She is
- 36:48Speaker 1: guilty of being.
- 36:48Speaker 4: A a ghostbuster, Gabby.
- 36:51Speaker 8: This is tough.
- 36:52Speaker 3: Stories on the tents with Billy's a Kid in.
- 36:54Speaker 8: The morning only on the new mix. One or two
- 36:57Speaker 8: point chance of.
- 36:57Speaker 1: These Bruno Mars tickets coming up will do that. At
- 37:00Speaker 1: eight forty upgraded floor seats. That's huge, plus dinner, a hotel,
- 37:05Speaker 1: a bunch of good stuff. I'm getting yelled at my
- 37:06Speaker 1: DMS right now. Oh yeah, yeah, people like ghost to real.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Are you crazy? Kathy? Kathy said I would divorce my
- 37:12Speaker 1: husband before I lived in a haunted house. Martha and Alito.
- 37:17Speaker 1: Martha said she'd be out of there. She'd be out
- 37:20Speaker 1: of there so fast. Come it's probably just a squirrel
- 37:22Speaker 1: in the attic.
- 37:23Speaker 2: I mean, definitely believe women.
- 37:25Speaker 4: But also we got to investigate this before we.
- 37:27Speaker 2: Sell the house.
- 37:28Speaker 1: Right Anyways, Candice, what's going on?
- 37:30Speaker 4: Well, there's some light rain popping up in parts of
- 37:32Speaker 4: the Metroplex this morning. Those thunderstorms we've been expecting, though
- 37:35Speaker 4: they're going to be here overnight tonight. They'll start to
- 37:37Speaker 4: move out around this time at tomorrow. Then we get
- 37:40Speaker 4: that next round of storms a Friday night into Saturday.
- 37:43Speaker 4: It'll be heavier and more widespread rain. It's warm out
- 37:46Speaker 4: there right now though, seventy degrees, and I'm excited about this.
- 37:50Speaker 4: NASA astronauts are hours away from launching to the Moon.
- 37:54Speaker 4: Three Americans and one Canadian are set to fly around
- 37:57Speaker 4: the Moon and back on the Artemis two. This is
- 38:00Speaker 4: the first Moon mission with an actual crew since nineteen
- 38:03Speaker 4: seventy two.
- 38:04Speaker 2: This will be a.
- 38:05Speaker 4: Ten day trip, so they're first gonna orbit Earth and
- 38:09Speaker 4: then they'll make it figure eight.
- 38:10Speaker 2: Around the Moon. And that two hour.
- 38:12Speaker 4: Launch window opens at five twenty four pm today from
- 38:16Speaker 4: the Kennedy Space Center in Florida. I'm watching the live
- 38:19Speaker 4: stream already.
- 38:20Speaker 2: It's just sitting there.
- 38:21Speaker 1: But I want to watch it too. I'm excited to
- 38:23Speaker 1: see this. But it's just weird to me that if
- 38:26Speaker 1: we've already been to the Moon, why is this such
- 38:28Speaker 1: a big deal, right, you know, like we're not landing
- 38:31Speaker 1: this trip, We're just going around and to see if
- 38:33Speaker 1: we can do it right. Well, haven't we figured that
- 38:35Speaker 1: out already? Yeah, it happened in years decades ago.
- 38:37Speaker 4: Yeah, like they went around the dark Side a little bit.
- 38:40Speaker 4: I don't know if they completely circled.
- 38:42Speaker 1: Or did we or did we By the way, one
- 38:46Speaker 1: of the astronauts, Poo's ex girlfriend, she said she needed space.
- 38:50Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what she's doing.
- 38:52Speaker 5: She's up there Artemus three.
- 38:56Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Weather looks good though.
- 38:59Speaker 4: They're saying there's an eighty percent chance of favorable conditions
- 39:02Speaker 4: for launch. But yeah, they're hoping long term to have
- 39:05Speaker 4: a permanent base on the Moon in the twenty thirties, yep,
- 39:08Speaker 4: to test tech for future Mars missions.
- 39:11Speaker 1: Here's the crazy part is you just told me how
- 39:12Speaker 1: much they make if. Now, if I'm an astronaut and
- 39:14Speaker 1: you're gonna yeap me into space, yeah, as this is
- 39:17Speaker 1: pretty much a test to see if it can work.
- 39:20Speaker 1: You're a guinea pig, to see if they can you
- 39:22Speaker 1: could go around and come back and live. How much
- 39:25Speaker 1: are they getting paid to do this?
- 39:26Speaker 4: Well, according to this they're paid on a general services payscale,
- 39:30Speaker 4: which is how federal officials calculate, like a salary, how
- 39:33Speaker 4: much a salaried employee should make. So for according to NASA,
- 39:36Speaker 4: that comes out to approximately one hundred and fifty two
- 39:39Speaker 4: thousand per year.
- 39:40Speaker 1: No, bra, you're gonna have to triple quadruple that if
- 39:44Speaker 1: you want me to go to space.
- 39:45Speaker 2: Yeah, oh for sure.
- 39:46Speaker 1: One hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Don't get me wrong.
- 39:48Speaker 1: A lot of money.
- 39:49Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 39:50Speaker 1: Am I gonna go to space for that? No?
- 39:52Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna watch on YouTube?
- 39:54Speaker 1: Yeah, I and go to Oklahoma for that, right, come
- 39:57Speaker 1: on the moment anyway?
- 39:59Speaker 4: Yeah, Billy, it's a weird memorabilia, right. Don't you have
- 40:01Speaker 4: a piece of like Princess Di's wedding cake or something?
- 40:05Speaker 6: I do.
- 40:06Speaker 2: Listen to this.
- 40:06Speaker 4: Bob Marley's dreadlock is going up for auction in the UK.
- 40:11Speaker 4: It was previously owned by a fan who I guess
- 40:13Speaker 4: twisted it off his head while.
- 40:15Speaker 2: He was doing an appearance back in the day on BBC.
- 40:17Speaker 1: How can you do this and sell it? This is
- 40:19Speaker 1: a salt and battery.
- 40:20Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. This is a one and a half
- 40:22Speaker 2: inch dreadlock.
- 40:23Speaker 4: It's expected to go for around thirty three thousand dollars.
- 40:26Speaker 4: But this fan said he was performing seemed amused by it,
- 40:30Speaker 4: so you know they twisted it off. He gave her
- 40:32Speaker 4: an autograph and she's kept that autograph album, you know, forever.
- 40:37Speaker 1: That is pretty cool. I would own that. I would,
- 40:39Speaker 1: But how much again? How much they want?
- 40:41Speaker 2: Thirty three thousand that's what they're saying it's gonna go.
- 40:43Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I own some weird stuff. But
- 40:45Speaker 1: I don't know, not thirty three thousand, maybe thirty bucks.
- 40:49Speaker 1: Give me a piece of the hair, would you do it.
- 40:52Speaker 1: What people do is they buy this stuff and then
- 40:54Speaker 1: they break it up into tiny pieces and then they
- 40:56Speaker 1: sell it.
- 40:56Speaker 2: So that's how you have the cake.
- 40:57Speaker 1: That's how I have a little piece of that Princess
- 40:59Speaker 1: Diana's wedding cake.
- 41:01Speaker 6: Is it?
- 41:01Speaker 1: Can sell it for a small I also have a
- 41:02Speaker 1: dinosaur tooth.
- 41:04Speaker 2: Is it here yet?
- 41:04Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, it came got it last night in the
- 41:06Speaker 1: man Yeah, rafters tooth.
- 41:08Speaker 2: That's very exciting.
- 41:09Speaker 1: So stupid. When I open it up, I was like,
- 41:11Speaker 1: would never drink and buy stuff again? Got pie? Yes?
- 41:16Speaker 1: I do?
- 41:16Speaker 2: Oh wow, how big is that piece?
- 41:18Speaker 1: About the size of your pinky nail fragment? Idiot?
- 41:24Speaker 2: I'm so stupid, Can Slopez? Those are your Texas to stories.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Oh that's a hot tad.
- 41:30Speaker 3: Let us know what you think.
- 41:31Speaker 8: Here's today's hot take.
- 41:32Speaker 1: Well, Bruno Mar's tickets coming up next. Get ready for
- 41:34Speaker 1: that A romantic night with Bruno Mars. Upgraded floor seeds
- 41:38Speaker 1: sold out seeds. You can't get them. If you do,
- 41:40Speaker 1: it's gonna be real expensive. So we got you. Plus
- 41:44Speaker 1: we got a hotel, we got dinner, all that good stuff.
- 41:46Speaker 1: Shot to win next on Mixed one or two point nine,
- 41:48Speaker 1: hopefully having a good morning. My name is a billy,
- 41:50Speaker 1: a kid. Candaslowpez over there, producer poos over there. Your
- 41:52Speaker 1: hot take of the day is a DM. I just
- 41:55Speaker 1: got that. Cracked me up because I love this kind
- 41:58Speaker 1: of drama. I do, so if you ever have something
- 42:00Speaker 1: like this, feel free to reach out to us me
- 42:02Speaker 1: Cannis Pooh whoever, I won't say his name, but this
- 42:05Speaker 1: guy wrote me this DM and he said, so I'm
- 42:07Speaker 1: in a little bit of trouble. Maybe you could help
- 42:08Speaker 1: me out. Please read this to Candace. Oh, okay, cool, well,
- 42:11Speaker 1: I there you go. My wife tried on a dress
- 42:14Speaker 1: last weekend. I really liked it. We were getting ready
- 42:17Speaker 1: to go out. She asked, Babe, what do you think.
- 42:20Speaker 1: I thought it looked great, but I thought it would
- 42:23Speaker 1: look much better if she put on a pair of
- 42:25Speaker 1: spanks with it. I suggested that. There was a long,
- 42:35Speaker 1: long pause. She agreed and told me she didn't need
- 42:40Speaker 1: me to tell her she needed spanks. Ah put it
- 42:45Speaker 1: this way. Dinner was a little bit awkward that night,
- 42:47Speaker 1: to say the least, and we went home and went
- 42:50Speaker 1: right to bed. All right, what did I do wrong?
- 42:54Speaker 1: She asked me a question. I was trying to be
- 42:56Speaker 1: nice and just suggested something I thought would make it
- 42:59Speaker 1: look better. She asked. Please help listen, bro, I don't
- 43:05Speaker 1: know what we're helping with.
- 43:06Speaker 2: Oh. I like the honesty though, you know.
- 43:10Speaker 4: I mean, we usually know if we need spink, So yeah,
- 43:14Speaker 4: it hurts to hear it from you, but like if
- 43:17Speaker 4: we need it and it helps. I mean, it's nice
- 43:19Speaker 4: to have someone be honest with us because when you're
- 43:21Speaker 4: like wearing shape wearing stuff, sometimes you just want to
- 43:24Speaker 4: smooth your silhouette.
- 43:26Speaker 8: Right.
- 43:26Speaker 2: It's not about like deleting roles. It's about, you know,
- 43:30Speaker 2: smoothing it all out.
- 43:31Speaker 1: So maybe he should have been like, you know what, girl,
- 43:33Speaker 1: you look beautiful, but maybe you just need to smooth
- 43:35Speaker 1: your silhouette. Yeah. No, just keep it real, lady.
- 43:40Speaker 5: The problem is ladies expect us to keep it real
- 43:43Speaker 5: with them, and they ask us, hey, babe, what do
- 43:46Speaker 5: you think? And then when I give you a real answer,
- 43:49Speaker 5: then you're gonna turn it around and get mad at me.
- 43:51Speaker 1: No, I don't don't ask me a question if you
- 43:54Speaker 1: don't want to know the answer. Okay, so hot takes
- 43:57Speaker 1: you are married? Can you ever really be honest when
- 44:00Speaker 1: somebody says when your girlfriend, your wife says, hey, babe,
- 44:04Speaker 1: do I look fat in this?
- 44:06Speaker 2: She didn't ask him that, she said what do you think?
- 44:08Speaker 2: You know?
- 44:08Speaker 1: It's not like she said, that's what she's saying. She's saying,
- 44:12Speaker 1: do I look, what do you think about this dress?
- 44:14Speaker 1: You can be beautiful and certain dresses aren't flattering. Yeah,
- 44:18Speaker 1: you know there's but here's the deal, Fellas, When are
- 44:21Speaker 1: we gonna learn lie?
- 44:24Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 44:24Speaker 4: But some dresses mean you're extra like support in certain areas.
- 44:27Speaker 4: You're like how you're broad right the bra is attached
- 44:30Speaker 4: to this one?
- 44:31Speaker 2: Or like lying in the back is different?
- 44:34Speaker 1: Candice, you're right and I am right as well. Yes,
- 44:37Speaker 1: some dresses do need support, some need extra stress.
- 44:41Speaker 4: Maybe maybe you're dressed it just needs a little extra.
- 44:44Speaker 1: Many bungee cords. But the bottom line is you can't
- 44:50Speaker 1: say that.
- 44:50Speaker 2: It's not like he told her you need dug tape.
- 44:53Speaker 1: You know what you say? This is what you say, Fellas,
- 44:55Speaker 1: You say, I know what I like that, babe, And
- 44:58Speaker 1: then you pick the dress that you think looks better
- 45:00Speaker 1: on you. But I love this one more, This one
- 45:03Speaker 1: looks better for you.
- 45:06Speaker 2: You have to figure out.
- 45:07Speaker 4: Well, I'm saying, just saying straight up, you need spain.
- 45:10Speaker 1: Oh you don't say your dummy? Yeah, I love you, bro.
- 45:12Speaker 2: But you set yourself that you don't tell a girl.
- 45:15Speaker 1: You never tell a girl she needs spanks you're married.
- 45:18Speaker 1: Do I have to say that out loud to no?
- 45:20Speaker 1: I'm sure if Eric tells you, hey, I would never
- 45:22Speaker 1: say I would. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't wear that, baby.
- 45:26Speaker 1: Would you get mad at him? That's different, and he
- 45:28Speaker 1: wouldn't say that.
- 45:29Speaker 2: I wouldn't get mad at him.
- 45:30Speaker 5: But I'm saying he keeps it really like, I'm just
- 45:32Speaker 5: saying if I was ever to be married, obviously we.
- 45:40Speaker 1: Know each other and I got thick skin. She she
- 45:43Speaker 1: should have thick skin. No girl, I wouldn't wear that.
- 45:46Speaker 1: She doesn't have thick skin, No she does.
- 45:50Speaker 4: He should know like her level of fertility, like.
- 45:53Speaker 1: Exactly pooh can If you're in a situation where you're
- 45:56Speaker 1: going out with Eric, you know you guys are going
- 45:57Speaker 1: to have dinner, You put on a dress. Do you
- 45:59Speaker 1: ever turn and ask him, hey, babe, how do I look?
- 46:02Speaker 1: Sure you do? Yeah? What has he ever said? Go
- 46:05Speaker 1: put on some spanks.
- 46:06Speaker 2: No, of course, not say that.
- 46:08Speaker 4: But if I'm asking him like, how does you know
- 46:11Speaker 4: are the lines right?
- 46:12Speaker 2: Whatever?
- 46:12Speaker 4: Then I could see where he'd be like, well, maybe
- 46:14Speaker 4: you need something else under that.
- 46:15Speaker 1: He wouldn't you know? He would Well, yeah, he never
- 46:18Speaker 1: do that. He might.
- 46:19Speaker 4: He will not want me to go out and be
- 46:20Speaker 4: embarrassed by how my bra is fitting inside there, or
- 46:23Speaker 4: my pantyline.
- 46:25Speaker 2: Or all those things.
- 46:25Speaker 1: Right, But that's different than girl you need spanks. So
- 46:29Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, is you suggest something else that's better.
- 46:32Speaker 1: I think this is my favorite dress, babe, because you
- 46:35Speaker 1: know it looks better right, So you know what?
- 46:37Speaker 4: He was retally honest, and he's going to be in
- 46:38Speaker 4: the doghouse for a while.
- 46:41Speaker 1: No, he is, That's what I'm saying. So we have
- 46:43Speaker 1: to adjust his men.
- 46:45Speaker 5: He set up to fail the why why do women
- 46:48Speaker 5: ask because questions that they don't want to know the
- 46:51Speaker 5: answer to.
- 46:51Speaker 1: Because that's what they do. Don't do me like that. No,
- 46:53Speaker 1: that's what we need to adjust. We're never going to
- 46:55Speaker 1: change them. So instead of trying to change them, what
- 46:59Speaker 1: we do is we us and go, babe, you're beautiful.
- 47:01Speaker 1: I love that dress, but I like this dress.
- 47:04Speaker 4: Even better, right, and if it really did look a
- 47:07Speaker 4: certain type of way, he could have told her, you know,
- 47:09Speaker 4: let's try this one instead.
- 47:11Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Yeah, she's gonna be like, no,
- 47:14Speaker 1: I don't like that. I like this one. Then put
- 47:16Speaker 1: it on and wearing baby's break.
- 47:18Speaker 2: They want to know, what do you think of this?
- 47:19Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm gonna say, no, it looks great. I'm
- 47:21Speaker 1: never saying you need spanks.
- 47:23Speaker 3: No, I'm you.
- 47:24Speaker 2: Never come out of your mouth.
- 47:26Speaker 4: Man, I don't even know what spanks are exactly, which
- 47:28Speaker 4: is why you guys shouldn't talk about.
- 47:29Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say, girl, go put on your skims
- 47:32Speaker 1: or whatever those things are.
- 47:33Speaker 2: Yeah, same thing I'm not.
- 47:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not saying that, baby. No, we're going just
- 47:37Speaker 1: like that. If you're feeling confident, we're out the door. Right.
- 47:41Speaker 1: We're never gonna say stop asking me questions like that.
- 47:44Speaker 1: They're always gonna ask questions like that, Pooh, let's practice.
- 47:46Speaker 1: Do I look fat in this?
- 47:48Speaker 8: No?
- 47:48Speaker 1: Baby, Okay, thanks, shut up. Let's go eat, babe. I
- 47:53Speaker 1: know you hungry. It's mixed one or two point nine
- 47:59Speaker 1: ability kid can Sloan Pez producer, Pooh, I can't breathe.
- 48:02Speaker 1: I know it's April Pool's day, but this is not
- 48:04Speaker 1: a joke. This is serious. Because when we kicked off
- 48:06Speaker 1: the show this morning, if you weren't here, we had
- 48:08Speaker 1: to go. We had to go right to one topic,
- 48:11Speaker 1: and that was the fact that Pooh just nonchalantly is
- 48:16Speaker 1: that a word, yeah, nonchalantly posted a video of his
- 48:20Speaker 1: feet like it was normal, Like we weren't gonna stop
- 48:24Speaker 1: and screenshot it.
- 48:25Speaker 3: Oh.
- 48:25Speaker 4: No, he was getting the pedicure. And I immediately screenshot,
- 48:30Speaker 4: zoomed in, sent it to billion, said night.
- 48:33Speaker 1: Yeah. Anna sent me a picture of Poo's foot and
- 48:36Speaker 1: said good night. Little you know, I already screenshot it
- 48:40Speaker 1: and zoomed in on the big toe and I said
- 48:43Speaker 1: night night, sent it right back, happy nightmares. Oh my god, Now, Pooh,
- 48:49Speaker 1: what were you doing yesterday? Explain what you're doing. I
- 48:51Speaker 1: was just I.
- 48:52Speaker 5: Wanted a pedicure. I hadn't had one in about two weeks,
- 48:55Speaker 5: so we know, and I was like, man, I need
- 48:57Speaker 5: to I need to get my pity on. Okay, well, listen,
- 49:00Speaker 5: I don't care self love you got to do it sometimes.
- 49:02Speaker 1: Just let me say I love our mixed family. O.
- 49:04Speaker 1: Our listeners are the best you listening right now, You
- 49:08Speaker 1: get us, You get my sense of humor because I
- 49:11Speaker 1: didn't plan on doing a mean messages about your feet.
- 49:16Speaker 1: But here we go. I don't even have to say
- 49:18Speaker 1: anything about your feet. I mean, your feet aren't that bad. Yeah,
- 49:21Speaker 1: I didn't think so. I thought, you know, they were wiki.
- 49:24Speaker 4: I mean the toes were holding on tight to each other.
- 49:29Speaker 4: You know, remember that freeze we had all that. It
- 49:33Speaker 4: was like they went out in that and they were
- 49:35Speaker 4: just like, get close.
- 49:36Speaker 1: Stay together, like they're doing the mannequin challenge. Well, you
- 49:43Speaker 1: can go see the feet. By the way, where are
- 49:44Speaker 1: the feet at? Did you put it on.
- 49:46Speaker 2: Two nine fm?
- 49:46Speaker 1: Okay? At mix one of two nine fm on Instagram?
- 49:49Speaker 1: And also Cannis, you're the instigator on this one because
- 49:53Speaker 1: you're the one who put up the question box.
- 49:56Speaker 2: I was just curious.
- 49:57Speaker 1: I didn't do it well.
- 49:58Speaker 2: Because I had a lot to say.
- 49:59Speaker 4: About it at six A and I was just curious.
- 50:01Speaker 4: You know what what you guys would say, what everyone
- 50:03Speaker 4: else would say.
- 50:04Speaker 1: I feel like the lady who did your pedicures should
- 50:06Speaker 1: get hazard pay. They weren't that bad. Okay, that guy
- 50:10Speaker 1: I got Walmarty, Let me go, let me go to
- 50:13Speaker 1: the messages. Okay, here's one that I got. This is
- 50:17Speaker 1: from Josh Salazar in Ocliff. Oh Josh, he said, damn
- 50:21Speaker 1: all caps. You could sharpen a knife on your heel.
- 50:31Speaker 1: Now this one, should I say who it's from?
- 50:34Speaker 4: Maybe not my name, but generically yeah, who's ex girlfriend?
- 50:39Speaker 1: What? Wrote a comment at Mixed one O two nine FM.
- 50:43Speaker 1: Look at his face? The one that needed space? Yeah,
- 50:46Speaker 1: she wrote, Wow, I just know his socks are crying
- 50:50Speaker 1: the moment these feet come near him. Oh wow, wow, wow. Okay,
- 50:58Speaker 1: here's another one. Yeah, toes are gripping like they're trying
- 51:04Speaker 1: to hold on to the last bit of moisture left
- 51:06Speaker 1: in that desert. Oh god, okay, Olga shout out to Olga. Yeah,
- 51:18Speaker 1: she said. Oh I thought this was someone's autopsy from
- 51:23Speaker 1: the morgue. Oh are you ready for Catherine? Catherine said,
- 51:32Speaker 1: whose toes look like they have been drafted against their will?
- 51:41Speaker 1: Jay in Frisco said, Wow, them heels look like you
- 51:46Speaker 1: could strike a match on them in the range.
- 51:53Speaker 4: They look like I've you super glue in between the toes.
- 51:56Speaker 1: Oh wait, do you have web?
- 52:01Speaker 4: They're just like the toes are just crunched up together.
- 52:04Speaker 1: Yeah, there's not a lot of not a lot of
- 52:07Speaker 1: room for activities, right, you know what I mean. And
- 52:10Speaker 1: it's weird too because his toes are kind of skinny. Yeah,
- 52:14Speaker 1: but the problem is is that big toe is taking
- 52:16Speaker 1: up so much root. It's like the big dude in
- 52:19Speaker 1: the elevator and all the little people got to scrunched together.
- 52:22Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 52:23Speaker 1: Yes, this is the one that sent me over though.
- 52:27Speaker 1: Ashley and Saxy said, damn pooh, I'm sorry, but your
- 52:32Speaker 1: feet look like they're built to step on legos.
- 52:41Speaker 3: Top stories on the ends with Billy they get in
- 52:43Speaker 3: the morning.
- 52:44Speaker 8: Only on the new Mix one or two point nine.
- 52:47Speaker 1: I can't slowpez. What is going on?
- 52:48Speaker 2: Well, news for Mesquite guys.
- 52:50Speaker 4: Mesquite police just busted up a large scale counterfeit jewelry
- 52:53Speaker 4: operation being run out of a home.
- 52:56Speaker 3: Uh.
- 52:57Speaker 4: They're describing it as one of the biggest cases they've
- 52:59Speaker 4: ever seen. So this home was being used as a
- 53:02Speaker 4: storefront for fake luxury goods. So basically the merchandise was
- 53:07Speaker 4: sold online, displayed inside the home where they had a
- 53:10Speaker 4: card reader set up, and then a whole back room
- 53:12Speaker 4: filled with extra inventory.
- 53:15Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 53:15Speaker 4: Three people were arrested and charged after a warrant was
- 53:18Speaker 4: served there back in October, but they recovered about thirty
- 53:21Speaker 4: seven hundred pieces of counterfeit jewelry worth around seventy thousand
- 53:25Speaker 4: dollars on the street, maybe like nine million if they
- 53:28Speaker 4: were actually authentic. But they were tipped off to this
- 53:32Speaker 4: operation by a private investigator working for a high end manufacturers.
- 53:36Speaker 1: See, I didn't know they did that. I didn't know
- 53:37Speaker 1: like Rolex, I didn't neither. Hires pis to figure out
- 53:40Speaker 1: who's selling like fake Rolex or right, Louis Vitan, who's
- 53:44Speaker 1: selling Fui Vatan?
- 53:45Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, wow, took it all down in Mesquite.
- 53:48Speaker 1: Well there goes my hookup now, No leave it to
- 53:51Speaker 1: Mesquite to have the ring, the crime ring of fake
- 53:54Speaker 1: stuff going on, right, the.
- 53:55Speaker 2: Biggest one they've ever seen. Yeah, guys, listen to this too.
- 54:00Speaker 4: Google is finally letting people change their old embarrassing Gmail address,
- 54:04Speaker 4: but you can actually still keep your emails.
- 54:07Speaker 2: This is pretty cool.
- 54:08Speaker 4: So you get to keep your old handle for anyone
- 54:10Speaker 4: who has you know, something that was embarrassing back in
- 54:13Speaker 4: the day and you need an alternate. Google announced this
- 54:16Speaker 4: a while back, but it was only available for certain
- 54:19Speaker 4: like test accounts, but starting today it should be available
- 54:22Speaker 4: to everyone, so to change your poorly choosing email address,
- 54:26Speaker 4: as they say, you go to email settings.
- 54:29Speaker 2: On that page.
- 54:29Speaker 4: If your account is eligible, you'll see the change Google
- 54:32Speaker 4: account email option, But you should choose wisely though, they
- 54:36Speaker 4: say you can only change it once every twelve months.
- 54:39Speaker 1: Nothing like being a grown woman, right, going up? What's
- 54:42Speaker 1: your email? I love justin Timberlake sixty nine.
- 54:48Speaker 4: Like, surely people have changed them by now, but some
- 54:51Speaker 4: people just kept on, you know, kept on with the
- 54:53Speaker 4: junk email address or whatever.
- 54:55Speaker 1: I wish I could get into my old hotmail account.
- 54:57Speaker 1: I've tried. I want to see it so bad.
- 54:59Speaker 4: Yeah, I just want to get into my AOL because
- 55:01Speaker 4: we'd have full on conversations in there, you know what
- 55:03Speaker 4: I mean. It was It was like our text messages now,
- 55:06Speaker 4: but an email.
- 55:07Speaker 1: Have you ever tried to get it in your MySpace?
- 55:09Speaker 2: Yeah? I tried once and I could still hear the music.
- 55:12Speaker 2: I had a song on there.
- 55:13Speaker 1: Yeah, song was on your wall.
- 55:14Speaker 4: I couldn't see the pictures. Oh, I can't remember some remix.
- 55:17Speaker 2: Of I don't know some songs on sync. I mean probably,
- 55:21Speaker 2: I know.
- 55:21Speaker 1: I tried, I couldn't get in. I'd loved I'd love
- 55:23Speaker 1: if MySpace was as far as we got on social media, right,
- 55:26Speaker 1: if it didn't blow up and go to TikTok and
- 55:29Speaker 1: Instagram and all this stuff, I'd have been fine with that.
- 55:31Speaker 2: Yeah, Top eight would have been good. You get to
- 55:33Speaker 2: go forever.
- 55:34Speaker 1: Like, the most stress I had is what song is
- 55:36Speaker 1: going to be on my wall?
- 55:37Speaker 2: Right then? Once we got a mood, didn't we Yeah?
- 55:40Speaker 1: Yeah, on MySpace that's all we need.
- 55:42Speaker 2: We leave it there.
- 55:43Speaker 1: We didn't need all this stuff.
- 55:44Speaker 4: Yeah, the status it's complicated. Facebook, we didn't need to
- 55:47Speaker 4: progress to that.
- 55:48Speaker 1: That's where I got. That's where I got dicey.
- 55:50Speaker 2: Yeah, no, for sure.
- 55:51Speaker 4: There's also a new report that says gen Z is
- 55:53Speaker 4: starting to use their lunch breaks to take naps.
- 55:56Speaker 2: More and more.
- 55:57Speaker 4: A guy in New York was asked where the best
- 55:59Speaker 4: place to take a nap is if you're in the
- 56:01Speaker 4: middle of your work day, and his answer went viral.
- 56:04Speaker 4: So he says he pays fifteen dollars to go to
- 56:07Speaker 4: a movie theater. He'll get in one of the recliners,
- 56:09Speaker 4: you know, put your earbuds in, put your beanie over
- 56:12Speaker 4: your eyes. He said, I'll take the best nap of
- 56:14Speaker 4: his life.
- 56:14Speaker 2: Right there in the movie theater.
- 56:15Speaker 1: That is so weird. Yeah, I mean I can't nap
- 56:18Speaker 1: in public.
- 56:19Speaker 4: Oh.
- 56:19Speaker 1: I can barely nap at home, much less public. I
- 56:21Speaker 1: just don't do well, like you say. I can't even
- 56:23Speaker 1: sleep on a plane. Oh really, I'm scared someone's gonna
- 56:25Speaker 1: touch me or something.
- 56:26Speaker 4: I can, but then I feel like I always wake
- 56:30Speaker 4: up and my mouth's been open, and I'm like.
- 56:32Speaker 1: Oh God, who's gonna stick their finger in there or something?
- 56:35Speaker 1: Or you wake up because you feel like you're falling,
- 56:37Speaker 1: you know, and then everybody looks at you like you idiot, right.
- 56:40Speaker 1: Or one time, the one time I think I fell asleep,
- 56:42Speaker 1: I woke up with a little bit of drool. Yeah,
- 56:44Speaker 1: and I was just devastated. I'm like, somebody absolutely saw me,
- 56:47Speaker 1: took a picture of me drooling on the plane. Totally.
- 56:49Speaker 4: You gotta have the neck pillow though, because that's my
- 56:51Speaker 4: thing is when my head starts, you know, going over
- 56:53Speaker 4: to the side that.
- 56:54Speaker 2: Yeah, and you wake up and you're like, oh, I was.
- 56:56Speaker 1: Asleep, Okay, fine, maybe I'll try that.
- 56:58Speaker 2: All right, I'm kid a slow.
- 57:00Speaker 4: Those are your Texas top stories.
- 57:03Speaker 8: Get it off your chest to commiss you'll feel better.
- 57:06Speaker 3: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret.
- 57:07Speaker 1: Bruno Mar's tickets coming up next. You ready for that
- 57:09Speaker 1: upgraded floor seats? I mean so close you could sniff Bruno,
- 57:13Speaker 1: you could see you can probably see his feet, like
- 57:14Speaker 1: you know, like who's feet. You could probably be that
- 57:16Speaker 1: close see Bruno Mars' feet. Yeah, that doesn't ever ring
- 57:20Speaker 1: to it romantic night with Bruno though, we got tickets
- 57:23Speaker 1: plus dinner, hotel on us. Make it happen. It's mixed
- 57:26Speaker 1: one or two point nine. All right now, if you've
- 57:27Speaker 1: got a dirty little secret, let's go eight three three
- 57:29Speaker 1: seven eight seven one o two nine. Or of course
- 57:31Speaker 1: you're can always DM me at Billy on the radio
- 57:34Speaker 1: or Candice or whoever. Reach out what's going on?
- 57:36Speaker 7: Listen. I know it's gonna make me sound like the worst,
- 57:39Speaker 7: but honestly, I really don't.
- 57:41Speaker 6: Feel that bad.
- 57:41Speaker 1: Okay, Oh okay, Well that changed quickly all of a sudden,
- 57:44Speaker 1: You're like that, maybe I'm not that bad. Okay, what
- 57:47Speaker 1: did you do?
- 57:48Speaker 6: So?
- 57:49Speaker 7: I used to be really close with this girl at work,
- 57:51Speaker 7: like brunches, lunches everything to get, you know, just venting
- 57:56Speaker 7: about life, all of it.
- 57:57Speaker 6: And she's newer to the company, like maybe started early
- 58:00Speaker 6: last year. But we vibe we clicked right away, and.
- 58:05Speaker 7: Our company had a Christmas party and that's when everything changed.
- 58:10Speaker 6: Why like, I'm not even playing. She was all over
- 58:13Speaker 6: my husband.
- 58:14Speaker 7: What oh, just like touching his arm, laughing really hard
- 58:18Speaker 7: at his jokes, like way too close, just.
- 58:22Speaker 6: Not at all subtle.
- 58:25Speaker 7: And it wasn't just me noticing, like other coworkers were like,
- 58:28Speaker 7: I mean.
- 58:29Speaker 1: Like, do do this. I'm like, I see it. So
- 58:32Speaker 1: it wasn't questionable, because sometimes it's questionable whether someone's flirting
- 58:35Speaker 1: or not. But it was obvious to everybody that she
- 58:37Speaker 1: was flirting with your man.
- 58:38Speaker 6: So it was like it was so embarrassing.
- 58:41Speaker 7: And what made it worse is my husband didn't even
- 58:43Speaker 7: shut it down like at all. And yes we got
- 58:47Speaker 7: into a fight into it, but that's like a whole
- 58:49Speaker 7: other thing, Like why didn't you say something?
- 58:51Speaker 6: I asked, but whatever.
- 58:53Speaker 7: Anyway, a few days later I confronted her and she
- 58:58Speaker 7: apologized and.
- 59:00Speaker 6: Said, that's just my whole personality. I get touchy feely
- 59:03Speaker 6: when I drink a little.
- 59:04Speaker 7: Something, when I get lit and whatever, blah blah blah.
- 59:08Speaker 7: And I was just like cool, I accepted it, but
- 59:11Speaker 7: on the surface.
- 59:12Speaker 1: Right, so you didn't really believe her. I hate when
- 59:14Speaker 1: people give that excuse. By the way, Yeah me too.
- 59:16Speaker 2: It's just my personality.
- 59:17Speaker 1: It's just my personality.
- 59:18Speaker 4: Okay, Well take your personality somewhere else, you know, girl Clockett.
- 59:25Speaker 2: Yeah, don't tell my husband and be you.
- 59:28Speaker 1: But you're right, you're right.
- 59:29Speaker 2: You take it to a single man.
- 59:32Speaker 7: Yeah no, And I was never cool with her. Again
- 59:34Speaker 7: is the truth. And just like I've kept it, I've
- 59:37Speaker 7: kept a professional moved on.
- 59:40Speaker 6: At least that's what she thought. Oh no, fast forward,
- 59:43Speaker 6: big project.
- 59:44Speaker 7: Do and very important bosses watching kind of a thing.
- 59:48Speaker 7: And she reaches out to me asks about the deadline. Okay,
- 59:52Speaker 7: And here's where it gets a little interesting and may
- 59:54Speaker 7: have been.
- 59:55Speaker 6: A little wahaha, like a little evil. She emailed me first.
- 1:00:02Speaker 7: But I'm not dumb and I'm not.
- 1:00:04Speaker 6: Putting that in writing.
- 1:00:05Speaker 7: So I called her and I told her, I like Neil,
- 1:00:08Speaker 7: you know, it's just acting weird.
- 1:00:10Speaker 6: So I gave her the wrong date.
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: You gave her the wrong what do you mean the
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: wrong date? As far as when that was deadline?
- 1:00:18Speaker 7: Oh look, she didn't even double check it.
- 1:00:22Speaker 6: Okay, she turned it in, got written up.
- 1:00:25Speaker 7: And I'm telling you now that promotion that she was
- 1:00:27Speaker 7: up for like, gone.
- 1:00:28Speaker 1: I mean do I I just do?
- 1:00:30Speaker 6: I feel bad?
- 1:00:31Speaker 7: Honestly, no, because she should have verified it.
- 1:00:34Speaker 6: I feel like that's on.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: Her and she should have known better to come to
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: you to ask. I mean maybe she was trying to
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: be nice and you know, build that bridge back and
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: that connection back.
- 1:00:44Speaker 7: Hey.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: Oh wow, So she ended up getting in trouble for
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: turning this in late?
- 1:00:51Speaker 6: Yes, like was it two days?
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: Okay?
- 1:00:56Speaker 6: I knew I was going to get I knew I
- 1:00:58Speaker 6: was going to get my payback. I just didn't know.
- 1:01:00Speaker 7: And the opportunity so presented itself.
- 1:01:04Speaker 6: Yeah, so I took it.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: I mean it could have been worse.
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: But what do you mean it could have been?
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: I mean she lost a promotion for that.
- 1:01:11Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's serious.
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: If you do that to her, I don't even want
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: to know what you did to your man. I like that.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: She's like, he didn't shut it down. That is a
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: weird situation to be in, Like, what are you supposed
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: to do?
- 1:01:24Speaker 6: Is?
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: As a man, sometimes we're oblivious to someone flirting with us.
- 1:01:29Speaker 6: Right.
- 1:01:29Speaker 4: If you probably didn't want to be weird in front
- 1:01:30Speaker 4: of your coworkers.
- 1:01:32Speaker 1: Right and embarrass you, well, then go be with her.
- 1:01:34Speaker 1: I can only imagine, right exactly. I can't stay there,
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: then go have fun with then go spend Christmas with her.
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: It makes one on two point nine bill at a
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: Kid Candice Lopez producer. But we're about to get out
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: of here. We'll see them. I have a great day.
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: I'm setting up tomorrow's dirty Little Secret. The girl started, Okay,
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: maybe I shouldn't even say too much. She started what
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: she started crying? Oh yeah, almost. This is a live show,
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: So I almost don't even say anything because I'm like,
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: what if she regrets or like, you know, changes her mind,
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: it doesn't want to be on tomorrow.
- 1:02:09Speaker 2: I mean, that's it happens.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: So you heard me, I'm talking her off the air.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: I pick up the other line in the other room,
- 1:02:14Speaker 1: and I'm like, what's going on? And she's already crying
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: about this secret oh no, that she's kept her entire
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: life from everyone, including her husband. Okay, so Tomorrow's seven
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: thirty dirty Little Secret. We'll see what happens. Either way,
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: it's going to be intense. More chances to when Brendo
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: Mar's tickets coming up, We got that. So listen, Candice,
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: what you got going on today? What are you doing well?
- 1:02:36Speaker 4: I think I have everything I need to do the
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: Brussels sprout prank on my son. Yeah, but I don't
- 1:02:40Speaker 4: have the sticks that I need for to make the
- 1:02:43Speaker 4: cake pops. You know, the Brussels sprouts like cake pops,
- 1:02:46Speaker 4: use a toothpick. I guess so, but you know they
- 1:02:48Speaker 4: like you like, give them out on a stick.
- 1:02:51Speaker 2: I guess I could just do it without the stick
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: in all truffle.
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: Yeah. The April Fool's prank is basically, take a Brussels sprout.
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: It looks like a cake pop, you dip it in chocolate,
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: decorated and give it to kids, which I think is awesome.
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta do it, Yeah I will.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: Okay he didn't hear me.
- 1:03:04Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, I'll have to ask Eric.
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: Do it to a neighborhood kid, do it to a stranger.
- 1:03:10Speaker 2: Yeah, I could do his friends down the street.
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: Yeah, if he's but do it to him if he's
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: not in on it. Yeah, that'll be good. Okay, we'll
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: see it the mom. Let us know post it. We
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: also posted me getting Pooh for April Fools something. It
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: was chill, it wasn't too crazy. You can see that
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: at Mikes one on two nine FM. Make sure you
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: follow us and we'll see tomorrow. Have a great day.
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: By fools