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OUTRO: Our Most Exotic Outro Yet · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your men bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 2: Dogging for to seven every weekday on Radiorecare.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I can say that the old Big Show with broadcast
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  Speaker 3: from some pretty exotic locations over the years. And we're
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  Speaker 3: currently doing this podcast from beautiful Muda White Beach and
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking out there, fellas, at the beautiful Beach Escape
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  Speaker 3: out there, and I'm thinking I should have brought my
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  Speaker 3: budgy smugglers.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wow cycles, so.
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  Speaker 3: I could just have a bit of a plunge magie,
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  Speaker 3: you know the ocean. You know, I am tified of
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  Speaker 3: the I mean when I say a plunge, I mean
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  Speaker 3: like a dog paddle, you know, like I'd set in
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  Speaker 3: it and just let it wash against my breast like
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  Speaker 3: a toddler. Yeah, and people could splash water on me.
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  Speaker 3: But it looks beautiful though, doesn't.
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  Speaker 2: Want It's a great spot. But you're saying we've broadcast
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  Speaker 2: from exotic places before. I don't think we have.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just think they've just been grody bars. So
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  Speaker 3: this is the most exotic location with the broadcast.
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  Speaker 1: The effect that we can see some grass. Yeah, and beach.
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  Speaker 4: You love beach a yeah, I do, man.
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  Speaker 5: And this is something that we should, you know, if
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  Speaker 5: the Hiducky Swingers Club continues. You know, we should just
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  Speaker 5: pick the most exotic locations and then just make purely
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  Speaker 5: so we can be broadcasting from these places when we
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  Speaker 5: probably shouldn't even be there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sure, I mean, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Sure? How is it for you?
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  Speaker 4: Mogi? How is what the first Hiducky Swingers Club?
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  Speaker 1: Look, it's a hell of a drive. It is a jive.
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  Speaker 2: It's a hell of a drive when I usually go
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  Speaker 2: about a minute down the road from my house, but
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  Speaker 2: being able to turn up here, walk into the clubhouse
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  Speaker 2: taking that view, watch you and Joe's fucking hack your
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  Speaker 2: way around the final hole.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was.
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  Speaker 2: Shocked to hear you Keesy say that you shot fifty
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  Speaker 2: six on the back nine when I saw twelve strokes
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  Speaker 2: right in front of me just trying to get on
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  Speaker 2: the green. M So I am shocked by that fifty
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  Speaker 2: six on the back line because golf mess mate, all
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  Speaker 2: of a sudden, God, you must have been done well
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  Speaker 2: on those other holes.
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  Speaker 1: Birdie, boody, boody. He didn't actually get a Birdie. He
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  Speaker 1: did actually get a burty today.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, there's there's a thing they call, what is
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  Speaker 3: that the cutoff or something where you're just having an
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  Speaker 3: absolute ship.
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  Speaker 4: We see a maximum, It depends on the paras.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, so we set a maximum of seven on a
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  Speaker 5: part three eight, Part four nine, Part five, just because
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  Speaker 5: we had a deadline to hit sure.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah right, did you did you ride your hog out here? Magi?
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  Speaker 1: That would have been good? Yeah? Yeah, you know, it's
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  Speaker 1: actually like it was.
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  Speaker 3: It's nice for me from where I lived because I
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  Speaker 3: go all the back way and it's and it's quite
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  Speaker 3: and what I've got Google maps.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, and then you still question it, and it
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  Speaker 1: was actually quite a pleasant drive.
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  Speaker 2: Well I would have. I would have absolutely run the
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  Speaker 2: hole out here. But I treat my hog in the
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  Speaker 2: same way that Keyesy treats his truck, and that he
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  Speaker 2: does want to get me drops of rain on it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: so I don't want to get any drops of rain
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  Speaker 2: at my house. Yeah, look like it was. It looked
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  Speaker 2: like the weather was weather. It was going to turn
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  Speaker 2: a little bit. We won't get it home to we
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  Speaker 2: won't get home till pretty late.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I was thinking my motorbike that I've got my hug.
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  Speaker 5: It's not it's not a two stroke.
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  Speaker 4: It sounds more like a weedy day dad.
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  Speaker 1: Watch me, watch me wing wing Wing.
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  Speaker 4: That's right.
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  Speaker 3: They show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
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  Speaker 4: The Wary Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking, if if I can maybe make two
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  Speaker 5: brackets so that I can have my golf clubs mounted
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  Speaker 5: on the side of it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well you should get a sidecar.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'd love I was actually saying, I was going
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  Speaker 3: to say to both of you, I'd love for you
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  Speaker 3: one of you to get.
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  Speaker 1: A sidecar with your hogs. Definitely, I will buy.
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  Speaker 3: I will buy like, you know, a little helmet and goggles,
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  Speaker 3: a little scarf.
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  Speaker 2: The problem is if I put a sidecar on mine,
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  Speaker 2: my peddles might hit it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would love to see you guys going down like.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you can have your scarfs on. I was
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  Speaker 2: talking to the guy today who's lent me that whole
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  Speaker 2: and he was telling me that I should be using it,
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  Speaker 2: I should be cycling using the pedals. Yeah, it was
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  Speaker 2: just I think I might take the pedals off. Why
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  Speaker 2: did he say that, I don't know. He's like you
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  Speaker 2: get your heart guts.
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  Speaker 1: I thought the whole concept of them was.
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  Speaker 3: You sort of your peddle along the sort of flat
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  Speaker 3: parts and then you put the hog and the gear
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  Speaker 3: when when you're going up a hill sort of ship.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well that would be. But also I could just
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  Speaker 2: set there pusher button and it goes.
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  Speaker 1: Fifty charge of that literally, I thought it was he charged.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's got two batteries on it, which
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  Speaker 2: lasts for about twelve hours. Well, and then you plug
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  Speaker 2: them and it takes about three or four hours to
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  Speaker 2: charge it up something like that. And then so you
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  Speaker 2: you blast and it goes through fifty.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's the saying. Make my somenny going like five
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  Speaker 4: minutes up the road.
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  Speaker 5: So why would you piddle exactly unless you were going
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  Speaker 5: fifty kilometers sweaty? Yeah, I wonder if you could have
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  Speaker 5: made it out here.
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  Speaker 2: It's it's long enough in my Teea truck, you know.
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  Speaker 2: And that's a comfortable vehicle.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a luxury wagon, the Tea truck. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Been a while since I've been out here as well,
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  Speaker 2: so I sort of goot how far it was. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I used to come out here a lot.
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  Speaker 3: But I film a lot out here with that series
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  Speaker 3: I can't tell you about.
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  Speaker 1: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: It's called rooting in the sand Dunes with haughty j Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 2: and hardy dre snakes around the sand dunes and catches
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  Speaker 2: people given wood mysteries.
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  Speaker 3: I did actually make love once and on sand never again, right,
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's all very well, being romantic and you know,
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  Speaker 3: seizing the moment.
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  Speaker 1: It's just very gritty.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there's it's a what would you call that, there's
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  Speaker 2: a bit of resistance there. It's it's not conducive.
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  Speaker 3: No to it seems like a good idea, but then
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  Speaker 3: it's like, actually you made love and the sand Keezy.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely not. No, I'm too much of a clean freak
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  Speaker 5: for that ship. And also I feel like you you
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  Speaker 5: come out of it with like a really exfoliated.
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  Speaker 1: Bat and and other things.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and other things too.
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  Speaker 3: Are you on your back in the scen haariy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: it's right, partners giving it.
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  Speaker 2: Oftentimes it's even worse when you're on your stomach.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I've got really smooth knees as well.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you've got your orthopedic Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I've got my orthopedic slippers.
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  Speaker 1: You're looking over your shoulder on the beach. Yeah. Oh
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  Speaker 1: that is so good.
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  Speaker 5: But I don't think i'd ever ever even consider it
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  Speaker 5: unless it was like a big picnic blank.
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  Speaker 1: At least you've got head wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: No, then just wait, it would have to have been
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  Speaker 4: a long time.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously, I'm being serious here. There's no thing like like
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  Speaker 3: fresh air to give you a massive rage.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell is that?
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  Speaker 1: You know?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's that's the appeal of making love in
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  Speaker 3: the open air. Is the feeling of fresh air on
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  Speaker 3: your testicles.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what, sir, on your and your bullos? What
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  Speaker 2: is the other thing there?
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  Speaker 1: Exactly, exactly, there's nothing like it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I I urinate outside all the time because
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  Speaker 3: I just love the feeling of being free and in
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  Speaker 3: the fresh.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, Jason, I thought you exclusively did it in the shell.
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  Speaker 1: That was yesterday changed and then you've got an outdoor shower.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's good stuff.
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  Speaker 4: Question is, did you do we's in the shower this morning?
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  Speaker 1: No, Mike, h No.
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  Speaker 2: I think I was waiting for the shower to warm up.
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  Speaker 2: But I would have No. I do it every single.
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  Speaker 1: Day, yeah, I mean, if I have to, I will.
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  Speaker 5: And it's like it straight down the plug hole suchation,
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  Speaker 5: no sort of all over the I see if I
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  Speaker 5: can get it up on the shampoo and.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, always for that.
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  Speaker 2: And then I've got the missus keeps the toothpaste and
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  Speaker 2: as well as a toothbrush. Yeah, so that always makes
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  Speaker 2: it is a situation just right. It spins around real fast.
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  Speaker 2: It's a situation where you can just walk in, not
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  Speaker 2: even look, not even hold it, and just go. And
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  Speaker 2: but I've never done I still feel like when I
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  Speaker 2: do do it, which is not often. And in fact,
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  Speaker 2: I brought this up with my wife last night and
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  Speaker 2: she was just like your listeners and Jason like a gross.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, well, you know, we've just we've just got
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  Speaker 3: the end suite done and so we've got a beautiful
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  Speaker 3: glass shower.
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  Speaker 1: You installed a urinal when you're because you've got.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, like a little ditch at the end of it.
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  Speaker 3: You know those little urinal lollies you get.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great idea. You just chuck the urinal
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  Speaker 2: cakes in the shell.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you may as well. How good.
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  Speaker 2: There's Actually there was an vitising campaign run in Brazil.
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  Speaker 2: It might have been when I was still in Wellington,
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  Speaker 2: I've got a weird memory of mirror mar when I'm
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  Speaker 2: saying this. But they they were recommending to to the
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  Speaker 2: to the civilians right population, for people to urinate in
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  Speaker 2: the showers because it would reduce the stress on the
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  Speaker 2: water usage on the fuckingruggle system. Yeah, so you got
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  Speaker 2: less flashes because it's great. It's great water regardless.
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  Speaker 1: Can you tell your wife that, kesy, No, but you
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  Speaker 1: can tell her if you want.
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  Speaker 3: It takes pressure off the sewerage system, the sewerage sewerage,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I'll let her know.
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  Speaker 5: But still she's she's not in favorite unfortunately fellas well,
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  Speaker 5: if if someone was to be listening to this right
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  Speaker 5: now and just so happened to have the end of
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  Speaker 5: podcast music ready there, Thanks Tilly, Hey, thank you very
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  Speaker 5: much for listening to the Hucky Big Show podcast out show.
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  Speaker 5: You should listen to the show as well, four to
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  Speaker 5: seven every week down Radio Hodaki.
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  Speaker 1: So good.
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  Speaker 3: And can I just just as a little you know,
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  Speaker 3: all the social media that was posted about a round
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  Speaker 3: of golf today, I fucked those shots deliberately, all right,
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  Speaker 3: So it's.
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  Speaker 2: Good the way you set it up as well, with
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  Speaker 2: keys of giving you advice. Yeah, yeah, So I'm just
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  Speaker 2: going to read this. This Brazilian ad campaign is exercizing
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  Speaker 2: that urinating in the shower will reduce your water consumption
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  Speaker 2: by the equivalent of a flush of day or more
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  Speaker 2: than a thousand gallons.
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  Speaker 1: Of watery years. Wow, good man, that's fancy what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 4: It's good to know, all right bye, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Then