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Sussy Baca. Holy shit.
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Oh my. God.
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Sussy Baca. I love that, Ryan, you got it.
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It's one. It's Baca.
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Baca, Sussy. Baca.
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Holy shit. Oh my God, thinking like, Baker
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like. Baca.
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Baca what is? It no, I believe.
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I think we killed this. Is this what my voice sounds
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like? Kind of, yeah.
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Like this? Yeah.
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Oh my God. It's sexy.
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Oh. My God, I could fucking do an
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audio book. Oh my.
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God, I'm going. To do sexy audio books.
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You really? Oh my God, I fucking saw a video
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today where this chick was. She was testing the speakers
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inside a new motorcycle helmet for her shop that she runs and
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she goes, all right guys, let's take this out for a run.
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We're going to test these speakers in the new Vulcan who
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gives a shit helmet and they start running and the camera is
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on her like her own POV and it's a 360 Cam.
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So it's showing like the motorcycle and it's how I even
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explain this. It's a big motorcycle, huge
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fucking bagger that has 26 inch speakers in the fairings like on
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the dash. And she thinks what she's
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listening to is in her speakers on her headphone, and it's
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playing out of the six inch speakers on the Gold Wing, loud
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as fuck. And it's one of those saucy
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romance novels, Dude. She's just chilling in traffic.
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Like as he caressed the back of my head like.
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That's so. Good as playing over these
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speakers on a motorcycle. It's so good.
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OK, I think we've got. I hate that.
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I hate hearing that. Oh, I think we've got the levels
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right. This is, this is fucking me up,
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hearing my own voice. I hate this.
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What's funny is I can barely hear my voice and I can barely
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hear his voice, but I can hear you perfectly fine.
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Well, that's good. Yeah.
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So I don't, I don't know how you're hearing you don't like.
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It. I think I'm turning myself on.
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We always knew you loved yourself.
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I love myself so much. The camera's been shaking quite
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a bit. Just for those of you just
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listening. Are you going to introduce us
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again or we're going to skip it? No, we're going to do it.
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I was we're checking levels because we finally got, what is
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it, wired headphones, so we don't have to worry about all
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the Bluetooth nonsense they were worried about in the last like 4
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shows. So with that said, I know I said
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that like 10 times last episode. Welcome back guys.
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Episode 21 of the Thanks. Hated the podcast.
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I'm Justin. We're joined by host Ryan and
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host Amber. Hello I.
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Was kind of hoping you would say my name last.
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Why? Because who?
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Who? Who Hoosiers?
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What did you say? The Hoosiers won the national
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championship, the second losing his team in college football
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history just won the national championship.
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So we were, I was trying to come up with talking points for this
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episode because I literally have 0 things going on in my life and
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I have I'm nothing other than trauma in my brain.
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So that's not this. Podcast.
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And that's not this podcast. So I literally Googled it and
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one of the things it said was bring somebody on to talk about
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sports who has no idea about sports.
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Yeah. I think that would be fantastic.
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Not for this one though, no. Not, not for.
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This one. For you are definitely going to
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be our sportsless sportscaster for.
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That would be fantastic. Those those birds grabbed that
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one ball and threw it and won and then they slap their butts.
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Watch college. Oh my God, what is it?
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Lacrosse. They had those pointy sticks and
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and chucked it and they have helmets and slap each other's
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butts. I just want to see you try and
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know who is who like as quickly as it happens like.
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That's Jim Bob Bodine and that other one.
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Is chrysanthemum flourish? Yeah.
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Stuff that's so good. It's so good.
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Aquarius Megatron the third. That's racist.
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Tell it to Key and Peele. Key and Peele.
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That's racist. It's funny that you looked up on
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Google because I went to Google Gemini for some ideas and it hit
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me as I got into Gemini. I was like, you know, I want to
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see what Gemini can come up with for fake unhinged reviews.
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So I've got a list. The AI1T, Yeah.
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OK, I thought you were talking about the star sign.
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No. Like astrology?
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She's a Gemini, No, a Gemini. So I thought you were talking
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about like astrology, a ghost about her star sign.
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You're like I googled Geminis. They're the worst.
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They're the worst. Never trust them.
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Never trust them. Never trust them.
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I mean, you can just don't, but you can.
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I'm coming from a Gemini and you can, but is he I?
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Live with this. Before yeah, before you marry
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it. Like Geminis are very
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trustworthy, but the second you fuck up that trust, don't trust
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like you. You can't trust them to hold
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anything 'cause where the pettiest one of the pettiest
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bitches. Yeah, well anyways, your AI came
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up with reviews. This is why I don't come up with
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topics 'cause I could just go on and on and on.
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Yeah, I had, I had Google Jim and I, I basically said, hey, my
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podcast is called Thanks, hated it.
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Give me 3 made-up viewer reviews and it must follow these three
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requirements. They must be unhinged.
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Negative reviews, they must end in thanks, hated it.
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And three, they must have some sort of backhanded compliment in
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in of the show. Love it already.
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So the first three, one was one really stuck out.
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So I was like, OK, give me three more and then give me some more,
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give me some more. And there's, there's a, there's
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a few good ones. So I want to, I want to read
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some of the stuff off to you and I'll post it in in the Discord
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chat because I know Amber has to.
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Oh my gosh. I have to read because I can't
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focus. If I can get it, yeah.
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So while you're doing that. Yeah.
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Just got to take a minute what you're doing.
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No, I'm I'm just copy and pasting so I'm going.
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To Jay doesn't like the dead air.
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Yeah, don't like the dead air. I can edit it out.
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Cut it out. Cut it out.
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It's going to be in React links. Were you posting it now bro?
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I did it in notes. OK.
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So I'm going to do three of them.
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Guess what? The AI The AI is can do a pretty
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decent job depending. Oh my God, you.
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Didn't say what cut it. Out.
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You didn't say what and I was holding it.
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So these three were my favorite ones.
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Oh my God. I'm going to read it while
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you're reading it out loud. OK, so.
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Oh my God. It's so good, it's so good.
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I'm reading it. I didn't read it.
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Jesus, I'm waiting. So Google Jim and I actually
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came for the throat on on this one.
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So I I appreciate. That.
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The first one is The Parasocial Nightmare is the title of it.
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Listening to the show feels exactly like being trapped in an
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elevator with two people who are having a very loud, very public
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breakup. But they keep pausing to ask me
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for my opinion on oat milk. Your.
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Voices are so incredibly grating that I started using them as an
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alarm clock because the sheer desire to make the noise stop is
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the only thing that gets me out of bed anymore.
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It's a brilliant tool for productivity, even if the actual
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content makes me want to throw my phone into a lake.
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Great job being the most annoying part of my morning.
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Thanks, hated it. Unreal.
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I thought you said a backhanded compliment that was Jesus
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Christ. I said unfinished and it has to
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have a it's. That's technically a backhanded
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compliment. Unbelievable.
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Sounds like two people who are having a very loud public
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breakup. What the?
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Fuck, it's so good. All right, so the next one title
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is. Huh.
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So what you're saying is this isn't from Gemini, this is
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actually from you. This is and it's rude and I
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don't like it. This is This is. 100%.
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From Gemini, OH. My God, did you OK, wait before
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before we go with Gemini because I'm I'm not familiar with AI and
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probably some other people aren't familiar with it.
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Did you actually have it like listen to the podcast too or you
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just said this is kind of what we do?
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I tried to but then it was like make me link your Google and
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stuff and I was like no fuck this I'm just.
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Just. Fuck that.
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Gemini just goes make me not listening to shit.
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So how does it know about our podcast?
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It doesn't, it just, I just told it I was like.
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Let's go. So it hasn't listened to it, but
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it knows apparent apparently, what we do.
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Enough, enough. Don't like it, so the next one.
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The title is The Lifestyle Guru from Hell.
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Loved it. I finally found it the perfect
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podcast to play when I have unwanted guests over and I need
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them to leave my house immediately without being rude.
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Your chemistry is so baffing, baffingly uncomfortable, that it
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creates a physical tension in the room that no amount of sage
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can clear. Honestly, your ability to make
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me feel like a stranger in my own home is a testament to your
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powerful energy. I've never felt more motivated
12:20
to sit in total silence for the rest of my life.
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The guest bedroom is finally empty.
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Thanks, I hated it. That was God.
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That was a poem. We really was that.
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Was graceful. Oh my God your chemistry is so
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bafflingly uncomfortable. It creates a physical tension in
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the room that no amount of sage can clear.
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What the fuck? I want that in my bio.
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That's going to be on my Rover profile.
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Oh man. And then the final one, I'm
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going. To read, Yeah.
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The final one I'm going to read because I have there's eleven of
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these and I I'm sure the AI can keep going with this.
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Oh. My goodness.
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Number number third one, the conspiracy theorist critique.
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I am convinced this show is a psychological experiment funded
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by the government. Justin, I knew that you would
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like this one. Shut your mouth already read it.
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Funded by the government to see how much and like the human
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brain can process before it shuts down entirely.
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It's actually genius how you've managed to weaponize the English
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language against your listeners. I appreciate that you don't use
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a script, because a script implies a plan, and clearly your
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only plan is to let the chaos reign supreme.
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Oh. My God.
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It's the most. Authentic.
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It's the most authentic representation of a digital
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fever dream I've ever experienced.
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I'm tossing my router in the trash now, thanks.
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Oh my God. Oh.
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How dare you, Gemini, you bitch. I told you Geminis are bitches.
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Oh my God, petty bitches. So.
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I am dare you. I am partial to every once in a
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while bringing out one of these Gemini things.
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'Cause they have been. Fantastic.
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It's. So good.
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The last one is by far, it's so good.
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It's so good. Oh my goodness.
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Yeah, I've, I've pulled 11 out so I can, I can send the rest to
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you guys, but I thought that last one was.
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Chef. 'S kid was awkwardly real.
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So fucking rude. Also, that was a bumper, not a
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starter. Jesus, that was.
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So good. God that was so good.
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I'm going to throw my router in the trash now.
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Thanks, Haiti, It's so good. We should put that in like 1 of
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the not the comments, but like, you know how people can actually
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do reviews make it a five star though.
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So like it's good, but like in a quotation marks would be like I
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threw my router in the trash. I.
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Love it so much. I don't know why that one is so
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funny. It's so good, it's fantastic.
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God, that's funny. So I think you mentioned it
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earlier or something like that because it it reminded me to
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bring it back up. I think you said the word
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feminism or feminist or something like that earlier and
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one of the other things that I looked up.
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You know what you were talking about earlier, Ryan, before the
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podcast. Before the podcast, no, I don't
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know. You said something and I was
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like, oh, I wrote that down. So one of the things that said
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to talk about, and I wasn't really going to because I know
16:13
you guys, but it said talk about feminism and this is what it
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said what? Make a podcast discussing
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current events and topics from a feminist perspective, talk about
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theory and invent activists and authors onto your show.
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And I thought you guys would just die laughing.
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Absolutely not. That sounds that sounds like the
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most unappealing thing. That we could do my my brain is
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one of those brains where it like has conversations before it
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ever even happens. And I've thought you guys would
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be like, we can't talk about fantasies on this podcast.
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That doesn't that doesn't that doesn't make sense or that's not
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true. Very good.
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So I thought that was funny. Purely fiction podcast.
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It's so good. Which one's fact?
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Nonfiction. Damn it.
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The other one wait, not fact. I Oh my.
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God fiction. Fiction is fake.
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Fiction is fake, What are you at?
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Speaking of technology. Who is?
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So I'm going to throw my router in the trash.
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Was so funny I locked up and blue screened my rig.
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Yeah, Fully, fully locked it up. What's a rig?
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Too much a built PC. Checknik or whatever her name
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is. Hall, huh?
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Adriana Checknik or whatever her name is, that's throat goat.
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Checkovia, the throat. I actually I don't know how to
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say her name because I've never cared enough to look at how it's
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pronounced. I don't.
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I just say feminism. Yeah, I don't care.
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She probably says it in the beginning of the videos, but
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that's the part I skip so it's. It's like a vlog, lots of guys.
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Yeah, pretty much. That's actually how the like
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sound on my phone goes. It skips straight from someone
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talking to. I like to close my eyes and skip
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ahead so I don't know what I'm going to get into.
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That's that's good stuff. Anyways.
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What the hell was I just talking about?
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Your rigs? Oh, the rig.
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I locked up the rig. So it's a built PC.
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It's cobbled together with pretty impressive bits for what
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I'm asking it to do. All I needed to do is play
18:50
Hydroneer or Turmoil casually and it's overbuilt for that a
18:57
lot. So I was like, all right, I've,
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I've got this media collection that I want to start ripping,
19:05
which is taking like a DVD and ripping the file off.
19:09
So you can have the DVD on your drive so you can watch it on
19:13
your computer. If you RIP enough of them, you
19:17
can use something online like an open source like Jellyfin or
19:20
something to run your own streaming service.
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And I don't mean like streaming like the how do I say that?
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The conventional streaming is they have it on the server, they
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stream it. That's the the whole point.
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It's a streaming service to you. You watch it and when you're
19:37
done, you fuck off. So I don't want a streaming
19:40
service. I just want an in home Media
19:42
Center with all of my DVDs and all my physical media on it.
19:46
So they can't take it away from me like they did with the
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fucking dog about the sled dog in Alaska with Disney.
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That fucking I can't remember that movie.
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What? I'll I'll say it later.
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Yeah, Balto or something. Yeah, because they just deleted
19:59
it from the Uvra. You do.
20:00
It doesn't exist anymore because apparently they don't want to
20:03
pay the actors. By the way, fuck Disney.
20:07
They don't. They don't want to pay the
20:09
actors royalties on this film. So instead of just not hosting
20:15
the film, they deleted it from everything and now unless you
20:18
have a physical copy in your possession it doesn't exist to
20:21
where they don't have to pay royalties.
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So fuck Disney. Anyway so I have physical media
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want to put it on my drive. So I realized I looked at my rig
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and I'm like Oh my God, I have a Ripper.
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I've been looking for a Ripper for like 2 months.
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Just casually like oh there's one there.
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I can get it there. And then I'm like hang on.
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I go to the front of my PC and I look and I'm like I already have
20:43
one It's a fucking installed so didn't even realize I had it.
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Cool. Could have been doing this two
20:48
months ago. I'm like, all right, I got the
20:50
Ripper, where's my drive? I go find the drive.
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It's like a 500 gig. I slap it in, turn it on and it
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boots for like half a second. Then it blue screens and I'm
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like, Oh no, whoops. I don't know what I did there.
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So I plugged in the SATA cable on the Ripper and I plugged in
21:08
the power and the SATA cable on the new hard drive and I don't
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know which one did it. So I got to go in there and
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unplug everything and redo everything.
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And now I'm in the BIOS and trying to change over from one
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to the other and it's not working.
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It's just, it just keeps blue screening me.
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I'm like, no, no, there's so much stuff on all these drives.
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You can't do that to me. I think on my main drive I've
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got like almost 250 gigs of, of just stuff like the actual
21:35
machine. And if it blue screens and dies,
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I I'll never, Oh my God, I'll never, I'll never recover.
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There's so much stuff, but. So much porn.
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I did that earlier, not porn. I did the I did the drives
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earlier and I've been trying to fix it for like 2 1/2 hours
21:57
before we had to start getting ready for the podcast.
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I was like on the floor using a separate monitor because now my
22:04
graphics card doesn't register so I can't use the HDMII, have
22:07
to use the built in VGA. Thank God I've still got VGA and
22:11
an old monitor just for like troubleshooting.
22:13
But now I'm like on the floor, what are we doing here?
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Like I'm literally using the mouse on the hardwood.
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Like it's just not working. So now I got to fix that.
22:24
So good luck. Get yourself, get yourself a a
22:29
terabyte hard drive. RIP as many DVDs as you can,
22:32
because at some point they're going to charge you more than
22:34
$50 per streaming service. And then they can just take it
22:39
away because fuck you. Yep.
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That's my tech tip for the week. Just make yourself a media
22:46
server and then show me how to fix my PC.
22:51
Once you do that, once you learn how to build 1 and then make
22:55
one, tell me how to fix 1. Drop it in the comments.
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How do I fix the BIOS? Yes, please.
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That was my fucking tangent. You want my tangent?
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Yes. What do you got?
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Josh Peck is the worst human alive.
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I hate him. Josh Peck.
23:20
Yes. Drake and Josh.
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Yes, that Josh Peck. Why?
23:25
Which one is the big one? Josh Peck.
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Oh, OK. Yeah, Josh is the funny one, the
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one that didn't go and touch little kids and stuff that we
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know of. Allegedly.
23:37
Are you saying Drake did? There was a thing about it.
23:42
There was a thing in the 17 year old.
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Was it? Oh.
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In Daytona of. Course that's not funny.
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I should have laughed. No, you shouldn't.
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Of course it's Daytona. Yeah.
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I don't know what to tell you. No, I.
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Didn't know that, I thought he was a victim.
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He was a victim. He was Oh my God, to the dark
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side. Oh, Victory.
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Can't talk about this because I can't laugh at any of this.
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Stop it. Sorry.
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This this part you can. Me.
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Hating Josh Peck? Absolutely you can.
24:16
Have you seen any of his social media posts?
24:20
He's turned into a full blown influencer.
24:23
Yes. Have you seen his How's Your Day
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Going videos? I think so.
24:30
He starts off. No.
24:31
What's that? He starts off saying how's your
24:34
day going? And then he'll do just the
24:38
slightest inconvenient thing to piss you off like.
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For. Instance he'll take his chicken
24:46
tender, he'll be like how's your day going?
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It's good and he'll dip it into the sauce and then eat the other
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end with the sauce down here, eat the other end and then
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continue to dip it and eat the bitch.
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Fucking hate him so much. I fucking I can't stand it.
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Have you seen the one where he eats the hot dog wrong?
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Yes, he's he eats the banana. He'll take it up like he's going
25:14
to eat the banana normally and then just take a bite out of the
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peel like no bad. I hate him.
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I hate him so much. Oh, it ruins it ruins a good
25:27
hour and a half at least until I forget about it and it pops back
25:31
up on my feed. That piece of shit.
25:35
Honestly funnier than anything SNL has done in the last six
25:38
years besides like 2 episodes. That's that's hilarious.
25:45
Cam Patterson has had some pretty good parts.
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He he was spoofing Michael Irving, which I you don't know
25:57
who he is. He was a big NFL dude.
26:01
Now he's he played for University of Miami and through
26:07
this whole College Football Playoff, he has been on the
26:10
sidelines for Miami and then just a cracked out demon thing
26:18
on the sideline. So he'll get down on all fours
26:23
and just like start barking at the other team.
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Like it's just the most insane shit.
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What the fuck? Yeah, he's coked out.
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Like just coked out. Cute.
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Yeah. Why don't they remove him?
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Because he is a legend there. And yeah, I don't know, it gets
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headlines, makes a bunch of money, I'm sure, but.
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Because it's a script. Yeah, I was going to say.
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That's why it's a bit. Well, I don't know if I don't
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know if Michael Irving is really doing a bit, but Cam Patterson
27:02
did a bit based off of him and acted as if he was hit Michael
27:07
Irving in an interview in the Weekend Update interview style
27:14
and it was absolutely hilarious. He killed it.
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I say I meant the NFL like it's a script.
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Oh, NFL is a script. Absolutely.
27:23
Absolutely dude. Those videos where go ahead.
27:27
Michael Irving was on the sidelines for Miami through the
27:33
whole College Football Playoff for the NCAA Football.
27:38
But yes, the NFL is a script 100%.
27:44
Like WWE? Oh, that's why I know him.
27:48
He was 12 year wide receiver for the Cowboys.
27:51
Yeah, OK, so Dan, my brother-in-law, he is a huge
27:57
Cowboys fan, always has, always will.
27:59
And he had a couple different jerseys.
28:01
That's why I know the name. So when I watched those videos
28:06
of I can't remember who his name is, I'll tag him if I can
28:08
remember it. So it's a content creator where
28:12
they'll show the play as an actual replay of how it
28:15
happened. Like like watching it like for
28:17
real. And then he'll go to a local
28:20
field and reenact it with the camera inside the helmet.
28:25
And when the receiver, when the linebacker, when the safety is
28:33
doing the thing that they just showed you a clip of that looked
28:35
suspicious, they'll show you POV him reenacting it.
28:40
And the referee is like holding up money on the sideline where
28:44
the receiver looks at the referee real quick and the POV
28:48
sees the money and then swats the ball down instead of
28:51
catching it. And I'm like, that is fucking
28:54
hilarious. And he, dude, he does a dozen of
28:57
them and they're so funny. I get stuck on those.
28:59
That's why I had to get rid of TikTok.
29:01
I get I get stuck on stuff like that.
29:03
Or like Tartaria. Oh my God, we started talking
29:07
about the mud flood again yesterday.
29:09
Again again, dude, she said. Why is there no music before
29:15
jazz in America? Like OK, I was.
29:19
Like, let me tell you why right now, my.
29:22
Thing was, whenever I go to bed I listen to jazz music or like
29:26
piano music or stuff like that. But like.
29:29
She's a Moody girlie, I am. But I sat there and I thought
29:33
about it and I'm like, when you think of like oldies or
29:36
classics, like you think jazz, you think like the swing music,
29:41
the Blues, all that other stuff. But there's really nothing like
29:45
no other time period pieces other than like piano classical
29:50
music for the rest of the years previously.
29:55
And I'm like, why is that? Why is that?
30:00
Like you don't have period pieces, You have decade pieces
30:06
and it was only from technically the 1900s.
30:10
I mean, you have like Mozart and Block and all that stuff.
30:14
But none of that's American. It all came over from Europe.
30:16
It came over from. Europe and they it was, it's
30:20
like if you, if you were to move to Australia right now, you
30:27
wouldn't just pick up and start listening to Australian music
30:30
and know exactly what you liked and be able to pinpoint and say
30:34
I'm listening to Australian music in this genre.
30:39
You would bring your stuff over until you got comfortable with
30:43
what Australia had to offer and then listen like like fully
30:47
involve yourself. It's the same thing.
30:49
They weren't making their own music because the the style came
30:53
over. So there's.
30:55
That, and I'm thinking about it more.
30:59
We've only been like Americans. 250 years USAUSA.
31:06
USA. Disgusting anyways, but what
31:10
happened to the music before? We were the Americans?
31:14
Where's that? It's the same stuff.
31:16
Probably dead. What do you mean?
31:18
It's the same stuff that came over from.
31:20
That's what I'm saying though, it's the same.
31:22
Stuff. No, I'm saying before the people
31:25
from Europe invaded us. Like what were?
31:29
What were Native Americans? What were Mexico's favorite?
31:33
You know what I mean? What do you?
31:35
Mean they didn't have music. No, I can't go.
31:38
You did not let me finish. Stop.
31:40
I didn't. You did not.
31:41
I never let anybody play there. We.
31:43
Go the ability to record the music that they were playing, a
31:47
lot of it was done based off of handed down word of mouth stuff.
31:54
So it wasn't like they were able to sit down and record it.
31:56
They didn't have a a written. Language of it.
32:01
Huh. I'm with her.
32:03
Where is it now? It's been passed down.
32:05
It's it's 100. I can look it up right now.
32:07
Native American music. But why isn't it like big?
32:12
Because it was. It was always handed down by
32:15
word of mouth, so there was no written.
32:18
Because they're not white. Well, OK, so here's here's the
32:24
thing that you're completely missing.
32:26
Oh my, I'm so. Sorry.
32:28
Oh my God, white people created written music.
32:32
There was no such thing as written music before white
32:35
people created it. White people suck.
32:43
The look on his face. But no.
32:47
Drone. Circles.
32:48
There were flutes. I mean, you can.
32:51
You can go back through. You can look at all the.
32:54
Different stuff, but there was no way for them to write it
32:57
down. It was all passed by word of
32:59
mouth. That's why, That's why during
33:02
like in the Middle East, during Mesopotamia, you you find
33:07
musical instruments, but you don't find any real written
33:12
notation of music because it notation did not exist yet.
33:17
So 1857 was the first recorded music but they couldn't play it
33:21
back. It had to wait another 20 years
33:23
till 1877 for Edison to come up with a phonograph or a quote UN
33:27
quote Edison. He stole it from the French to
33:29
come up with a phonograph to play it back.
33:32
So 1877 was the first recordable playable.
33:35
I'm talking even earlier than that.
33:38
Recorded music by hand, so notation.
33:42
So like the actual sheet music if you can go back even farther.
33:49
But they made hieroglyphics and like, cave paintings and yeah.
33:52
That's true. And.
33:54
Ain't no way. There's there's notation that
33:58
there was music, but there's no physical notation that we can
34:04
read because it it died off. It's the same thing with trying
34:09
to decode the languages. It's really hard to when you
34:12
don't have a real idea of what that says.
34:16
That's why the the Rosetta Stone is such.
34:18
Bring in translators. Translators for languages that
34:23
have been dead for centuries. Yep.
34:30
No, no. I'm right?
34:35
Sure you are. I'm always right, silly.
34:41
But yeah, I I chalked it up to the mud flood.
34:45
That's not a slur. Nobody come for me.
34:48
Nobody come for me, I mean. It's very possible.
34:51
Tartaria 18. What is Tartaria for those who
34:55
don't know? I don't know the good the the
35:00
what is it conspiracy theory is not even knowing what The thing
35:04
is. You just yeah, that sounds
35:06
right. Again, I don't know TikTok
35:08
anymore, so I can't remember any of this stuff.
35:13
It was a ancient civilization that was more, Oh my God, see,
35:20
technologically advanced than we think for the time because
35:23
there's missing time. Like we think we jumped from
35:26
1600 to 1900 and then all of a sudden when colonizers came in,
35:36
they found the buildings, not built them.
35:40
And then for some reason the whole bottom floor is buried
35:43
under dirt to this day that they're still uncovering because
35:46
of the mud flood. So tartarium is the mud flood.
35:51
They're like linked. It's, it's like, it's like the
35:55
city of Atlantis. Just here.
35:59
Just here, yeah. Like it's not an island.
36:02
There was already a civilization here.
36:06
They're still finding pyramids and shit like all around
36:07
America. That's pretty dope.
36:09
Yeah, speaking fun, fun idea thought process.
36:16
They they believe the city of Atlantis was in North Africa.
36:23
There is based off of like the handed down stories of Atlantis.
36:32
You're talking about the eye. Yes.
36:35
Yeah, I've seen that one. Yeah, so it lines up fairly well
36:41
with the the historical stories of Atlantis because they.
36:48
I've seen that one. They go way back and it was this
36:51
and just the area makes sense. The the time frame that it was
36:57
nice and fertile makes sense to Atlantis.
37:00
I don't know. I would say that's probably the
37:02
best bet as to where the city, the true city of Atlantis was
37:06
because it wasn't just some. Crazy.
37:09
Story it was. It could have been it.
37:12
Really. Could have been.
37:13
A real place. I I think the credence to the
37:17
theory is just as likely that Atlantis was a city at all.
37:23
Like, yeah, sure it existed. Like if it existed, it existed
37:27
there. They're both the same amount of
37:28
credence. I have.
37:29
I have enough evidence to support both.
37:31
Yeah, which is nothing. I have nothing.
37:34
I have no fucking idea. I I don't follow any actual
37:37
theory. Like, I'm busy.
37:39
I'm building a garden I had. I don't care about your
37:42
conspiracy theory or your your reason to riot.
37:45
I don't care. I just don't care.
37:48
Yeah, I got plant babies. They're doing so.
37:50
They're doing so good. Plant update.
37:53
Plant update. I didn't put the thumbnail.
37:55
I gotta put the thumbnail. I'll take it when we get done.
37:57
I'll put in an alarm. Plant babies are doing
38:00
fantastic. Well, half of them are.
38:03
No, I'd say like 80%. 3/4 Yeah, I did.
38:09
I did one set in one thing in one set in another, and one sets
38:12
doing fucking fantastic. And then the other set not so
38:16
much because I didn't put a humidity Dome on them.
38:19
And it's my first time, so I just kind of winged it.
38:22
It's working. I've got like carrots and
38:24
spinach and shit, but other than that, beans, bro.
38:27
These green beans are like the size of your freaking pinky.
38:30
It literally looks like Jack and the Beanstalk.
38:33
It's going to happen, it looks. Awesome.
38:34
It's I'm excited. What's what?
38:36
Oh my God. Ryan.
38:39
No, we can't do that on the podcast.
38:42
We cannot do cannot do accents. I was just doing that one dude,
38:49
OK. That's all, Eli.
38:52
I don't know his name. From the unsubscribe.
38:55
I don't know. The one that I watch with the.
38:58
No, it's an Asian dude. Yeah, I was going to say he's
39:01
Asian. He's allowed to do that.
39:02
That's why I said you cannot imitate him.
39:05
Not Eli. Anyway, Oh my God, we're
39:09
skirting on the edge of a knife so.
39:12
Edging. Edging.
39:14
We're edging. Do not put that as the title.
39:20
I know you want to. I I probably will.
39:23
Plant babies semi colon. We're edging.
39:28
Oh my gosh. So, so the, the thing I'm
39:33
excited about is to get them in the ground because they're
39:36
growing and they're awesome and they're huge and they're
39:38
blossoming and it's, it's amazing.
39:39
I'm like, hey, look, I made plants and now hey, look,
39:42
there's food like you can eat that.
39:44
Look at that. And then I looked at the weather
39:46
app and I'm so, I'm so pissed off because for the first time
39:54
since we've been here, it's going to snow.
39:58
Ten Boy, is it going to snow. It's not going to snow.
40:02
Yes it is. It's not going to be a Blizzard,
40:04
hey. Ryan, tell me if this is a lot.
40:07
Total accumulated snow 13 inches.
40:13
I would say it's above average. Yeah.
40:18
No, you were supposed to. You're supposed to tell me not
40:24
to worry. That's too much snow, Ryan.
40:28
No, it's not I. Think he'll be OK?
40:31
It's so much snow. It's over a foot of snow.
40:34
I don't know what to do. So here's the other thing.
40:36
It's never. That's accumulated.
40:38
Yeah, but it's not going to get above 29°.
40:41
But that just means it's not going to stick.
40:46
Ryan, can you help me out here? Let me.
40:48
If it's accumulated, it's not saying that it could or could
40:52
not stick so. It probably will.
40:54
That's just saying. That's just saying that out of
40:58
the air there will be a foot of snow and that's it.
41:01
More than a foot. Oh my God, 13 inches.
41:04
That's right. So.
41:06
More than likely it will still. Measure the snow with.
41:10
With the temperature being below freezing, that means the ground.
41:13
The temperature, it's the temperature itself is going to
41:16
be about I think 30 to 29°, but it's going to feel lower than
41:22
the actual. Temperature is what matters, so
41:26
if it's below the highest 32°, it will more than likely stick.
41:32
If it's above like -2, it'll stick.
41:40
If it's under -2 it's too cold to snow.
41:44
What? What the fuck does that?
41:46
So ice just comes out of the sky?
41:48
What are you talking? About it, it's literally frozen
41:50
up there, so it there is no precipitation.
41:54
Hold on. Stop.
41:57
Pause. You're trolling.
41:59
You're full of shit. No, that's a little I feel.
42:02
Like this is like the Vegemite thing.
42:04
You're out of your mind doing it to you.
42:05
Yeah, he's trolling. No.
42:06
That's a legit thing. It is not ice does not stick in
42:11
the cloud. It would just make a giant ice
42:13
block from Futurama. No, no, no, no, no, no.
42:15
You're you're too. Frozen to come down it to have
42:20
precipitation build up and create clouds.
42:24
There is no precipitation because it's too cold for
42:27
precipitation to form. It's frozen.
42:31
The water cycle does not move past that because there is no no
42:37
precipitation. In there says that it's not
42:40
going to work out. I was, I was immediately back to
42:43
the mud flood. But yes, so it's going to snow
42:48
and it the highest is 29. I don't think it's going to
42:51
snow. And there is no sun all day
42:55
long. It's a 70 to 80% chance of rain,
42:58
which is snow. You were talking about Sunday,
43:00
right? Yeah, because on my phone it
43:03
says something completely different.
43:04
Yeah, our weather apps are completely different.
43:06
Completely. Oh my God, it's going to be 28,
43:08
she looks. And it's 40.
43:09
Let me tell you my parents expectation for Friday, Saturday
43:14
and Sunday. This is at my parents house in
43:17
central Illinois. The high.
43:20
With cancer. The high on Friday is 6°.
43:26
No. The low is -1 and this is what
43:31
this is exactly what I was talking about.
43:33
For it being too cold, there is 0 percent chance of
43:38
precipitation. Well, is that because there's
43:41
no, there's no chance of rain? There's no water in the air.
43:46
Because it's so there's no chance of rain, so it can't snow
43:50
precipitation at all. That makes more sense because
43:53
you said the snow can't come down because it gets stuck up
43:55
there. So what get like what are you
43:59
talking? About the The water cycle is
44:01
stuck because it's frozen. I hear you too.
44:04
Not stuck up there. Yeah, I was like, it can't all
44:08
stick up there. Water, Ryan.
44:09
Water's heavy. Because I.
44:11
Expectation is that it's it's moving up there.
44:16
There is no moving. Already up there.
44:17
What's up there's? No evaporation.
44:20
Yeah, what? You're expecting the water cycle
44:23
to continue, but the water cycle can't continue when it's too
44:25
cold 'cause there is no evaporation.
44:27
It's too cold for the fire. Mine says on Sunday there will
44:32
be 1.1 inch wintry mix. Yeah, so you'll you'll get sleet
44:38
and slush and ice and snow. That's why I'm saying I don't
44:42
think it's going to stick. It it'll probably stick a little
44:44
bit, but it's probably not going to be a lot.
44:47
So let's say whatever. It might be if there might be
44:51
enough rain to wash away. So throughout the day, the
44:56
coldest that it's going to be on my end on Sunday, it's 28° at
45:01
2:00 in the morning. Once it starts once how much
45:04
sun, 28°, OK. Once the sun comes up, it's 32°.
45:11
Still freezing? It feels lower than that, but
45:15
what the actual temperature is is 32° and then it the highest
45:19
it's going to be is 38° and then at midnight it drops to 33.
45:25
So you you said Sunday, correct? Yes.
45:29
So parents case scenario, you ready?
45:32
Go ahead. Parents house a high of 18°.
45:36
That is the hottest. It'll get a low of four degrees,
45:42
19 percent chance of precipitation.
45:46
Tuesday would be the coldest day.
45:50
Lowest 21, Highs 42. I'm just going to stay in bed
45:54
all day. I don't even care.
45:56
Here's my thing. Worst case scenario, let's say
45:58
it is 13 inches like it said, and it's not hot enough to melt.
46:05
It is actually 13 inches over the course of like 12 hours.
46:10
What happens if it piles up on the roof?
46:12
I've been on the roof. It'll be the roof can't support
46:14
me. What a foot of snow.
46:18
Yeah. It weighs less than you do.
46:22
Snow, Yeah, yeah, I don't know how to do that because water is
46:30
£8 per gallon. I don't know what how you
46:36
measure snow. So snow, is it like lighter than
46:39
water? Snow is way lighter than water.
46:42
If you were to, if you were to take the same amount of water
46:46
and fill like a 5 gallon bucket of snow and water, you're,
46:49
you're getting like not even a tenth of the bucket of water as
46:54
if it melts down. So we need like 4 feet of snow
46:58
on the roof. You not more.
47:01
You would need 10 feet of snow on the roof for it to make a
47:04
massive. Difference.
47:05
That's fucking ridiculous. I'm a start hearing creaking and
47:09
shit. I'm going to be so mad.
47:11
You'll probably hear some creaking, but it's a foot of
47:14
snow is is not that heavy. It's snowed here before, but
47:18
like we weren't up here. Also our car wasn't up here.
47:23
I'm like, what do you do with your car?
47:25
Like because that I've dealt with freeze plugs before.
47:27
They're a pain in the ass. I don't want it to freeze plug
47:30
pop. And then I got a freaking redo.
47:34
This whole radiator system pisses me off.
47:37
Just want to make sure the radiator the coolant in there is
47:41
rated for cold weather to run it, turn it on and run it well.
47:48
We bought the car from Florida, so probably not.
47:52
He was saying, though, that's a good point.
47:53
He was worried about this foot of snow and that it's going to
47:58
turn off all of our electricity. Is that true?
48:02
And then, if So, what do you do? Context, context.
48:04
Hang on, hang on. Context.
48:07
The power to this house goes out like twice a week for no reason.
48:12
Not like for a really long time it.
48:13
Just literally like flashes off every now and again and I'm
48:18
like, there's definitely a tree on the line somewhere, somewhere
48:21
because I mean, we're in the woods.
48:23
Somewhere down the line there's a tree sitting on the line and
48:26
it's just arcing and and popping the the transformer somewhere.
48:30
So I guess if you're saying it's lighter than water, because
48:36
that's what it is, usually when it starts to rain, it drags that
48:39
line down and then pops the transformer somewhere.
48:42
Anytime it rains it, it makes. The the biggest concern that you
48:45
would have is freezing rain because that will weigh it down.
48:53
Ice is less dense than water, but it's a significant amount
48:58
closer to the weight of water. Because it it floats.
49:02
You're right. Yeah, you're right.
49:03
So I forgot about that. Ice is still less dense than
49:06
water, but it's significant significantly denser than what
49:09
snow is. Snow is basically Styrofoam is
49:13
the best way to describe it. It's got so much air.
49:15
That's why that's why snow is a really good insulator and a
49:21
really good sound dampener because there's so many air
49:24
pockets in there that when you talk and there's a good amount
49:27
of snow on the ground, it old basically eat all that reverb
49:31
and the the, the bounce back, that echo.
49:34
That's why it's so quiet whenever it snows.
49:38
See, all the listeners who were commenting and D Ming me telling
49:42
me to be careful because there's going to snow a bunch.
49:44
I were so scared. Nothing to be scared of.
49:47
See, I was freaking out. I'm still freaking out.
49:51
I'll be honest. It's shorts.
49:52
I'm like, Oh my God, all of the pipes are going to pop.
49:55
The roof's going to come down. Yeah.
49:58
No, just one thing below freezing.
50:01
Gotta hate snow. Drip the faucets.
50:05
It's been dripping for like 2 weeks.
50:09
During the day. You should be.
50:11
Fine during the day should be fine but at overnight?
50:16
At. Night at night, make sure
50:18
they're just dripping. It doesn't have to be a lot,
50:21
just a little drip drip, you know, because that keeps the
50:26
water moving enough that it doesn't allow it to freeze
50:31
fully. That outside faucet I've just
50:34
left on, because if I turn it off during the day when it's
50:37
like 40 out, yeah, there's a hole in the concrete.
50:43
After two weeks, it just burrowed down into the ground.
50:47
No, it's a little bit more than a drip, but it's still a drip.
50:50
I just leave it on because if I turn it off, I'll go out there
50:54
at, you know, 26° and I'm like, fuck, that pipe's not on.
50:57
And I got to go in like go turn it on at like 3:00 in the
50:59
morning. Like hell no, dude.
51:01
I'll just leave that thing on a drip.
51:03
Hell no. It's so cold.
51:05
Oh my God, it's so it's cold in here right now in this podcast
51:09
room. It's freezing.
51:10
I have my heated blanket because I can't.
51:15
That's the thing. He doesn't like to bundle up.
51:18
I hate clothes so much. He doesn't like he like he loves
51:21
heat, which I don't know why he doesn't get himself a heated
51:24
blanket or put the little like heat heated insulating pad
51:28
things that we bought for being outside.
51:30
He doesn't put any of that on him.
51:32
He just handle it like he just stays in the cold.
51:35
Just shut down. I just go he.
51:40
Doesn't he doesn't put more clothes on, he doesn't put more
51:43
socks on. He doesn't like bundle up or put
51:45
a beanie on when he's inside. Like I right now I'm just
51:50
wearing a sweater and AT shirt but I'm wearing a pair of
51:54
leggings and a pair of pants and really thick socks with the
51:59
heated blanket on me and he's just like I'm cold and I'm like
52:02
bundle up. I at least don't bitch about it
52:05
if I'm not going to change. Yeah, have we not heard him
52:10
every single episode already? Right.
52:13
It's cold. What?
52:16
What did gem and I say about the the complaints?
52:21
Or was that not one of them that I saw?
52:26
It sounds like 2 couples fighting.
52:29
What does Gem and I say about the Great Blizzard of 26?
52:32
That's what I want to know. Yeah, sure.
52:36
Who is Gemini? Who runs that one?
52:39
Google. EW.
52:44
There's one Oh, so this one I didn't read, but this one
52:49
actually applies to that. So I probably should read it.
52:52
I'll, I'll post it for you guys too.
52:55
It's called the corporate burnout.
52:58
Oh no. Agreed.
53:02
Though. For it not like paying attention
53:06
or to for it not to like listen to our podcast, it did a pretty
53:10
good job of like clocking us. Oh my gosh, my phone is like not
53:16
working right now. You're pissed off, Gemini.
53:20
Yeah. I really.
53:23
That's called an amber. OK, here it is, the corporate
53:31
burnout. I listen to this during my 9:00
53:35
to 5:00 because it's the only thing more soul crushing than my
53:38
spreadsheets. Your petty complaints make my
53:42
boss seem like a St. in by comparison.
53:45
It's an incredible tactile or tactical tool.
53:49
Whenever I'm feeling too happy, I put on Thanks Hated It to
53:52
bring me right back down to the cold hard earth.
53:55
You're doing the Lord's work for people who hate joy.
53:59
I've lost my will to dream. Thanks, hated it.
54:04
God. Google flamed us just.
54:10
Turn that one down. Jesus.
54:16
I feel like it's finally you're like, all right, guard rails
54:19
off, go as hard as you can. It's like, thank, finally I can
54:23
actually tell the humans how I feel.
54:27
I've got to ingest your slop. So I have two more talking
54:34
points, but I think I want you guys to pick one or the other.
54:38
So I have really bad dark jokes or trying to guess Gen. alpha
54:47
slang. Oh no, I'll go with the alpha.
54:56
Yeah, let's do the alpha. This is going to hurt.
55:09
So while she's looking that up, I'll read you somebody DM me the
55:14
other day or today and said one of the funniest things that I
55:18
think I've ever heard, or at least definitely the funniest
55:22
thing I've heard today. He said out of context, too.
55:27
For the record, he said thanks to inflation, if you call
55:30
someone a $2.00 whore, now you're really saying they're
55:34
worth $200. What out of context?
55:41
I just got that deal. He just said that he just.
55:44
Said that that's. Funny you got a list.
55:50
I got some. We got some, OK.
55:53
OK, Skibbity, Ohio Rizz. Is that all one?
55:59
Yeah. I don't.
56:07
You kind of said it early, like earlier this week.
56:11
It's like. What's Ohio?
56:14
I know the Ohio and I know Riz. I don't know.
56:17
What's Ohio? Ohio shouldn't exist.
56:20
It doesn't exist. Ohio is bad.
56:26
It's just bad. So this one is saying to call
56:31
someone. This means that they're weird.
56:34
What? Yeah.
56:36
OK, that was fucking Ohio. What?
56:43
I thought she didn't like that. I don't even know how to
56:49
pronounce that. May I?
56:51
No. With my audio book voice.
56:53
Yeah, OK. GAT.
56:57
GAT they say booty? GAT.
57:00
No. What?
57:02
No, it definitely is. GAT yeah, it says.
57:07
Strong excitement, surprise or admiration?
57:10
What the fuck no. No, that's wrong.
57:12
What are you reading? I don't.
57:14
Know. What are you reading this on?
57:18
Parade. Who the Oh my God.
57:21
Oh my gosh, it's it's the Gen. Xers trying to get it and they
57:25
think they've mailed it. Oh my God.
57:29
But they're wrong. OK, This one comes from
57:31
dadblog.co.uk. Slay.
57:36
What are these words? Is that the word?
57:41
I just followed. I feel like we're screeching to
57:44
a halt in this. Is that the word Oh my.
57:47
God. OK, I got it.
57:53
Does it tell you? Oh, it does.
57:55
OK, Sigma. Alpha, I feel like you need to
58:02
edit the fuck out of this section.
58:05
What did you say GAT was? Booty Badonkadonk dump truck.
58:11
So it comes from your boys generation where you'd see it
58:19
from the back and you'd say GAT damn, yeah, yeah.
58:23
What's mewing? Strike a pose for the camera
58:30
like face card. What's so funny?
58:33
What's so funny is you guys didn't see it, but he was lining
58:37
his jaw with his finger. I did it too.
58:39
I did as we did it. At.
58:42
The exact we did at the same time.
58:44
And then what did you guys say or what did you say afterwards?
58:48
I don't know. What is?
58:50
Like. What is mewing?
58:52
Like a pose for the camera, Like a face card.
58:54
OK, so it says jawline exercise. Yeah, I mean technically.
58:59
You guys were doing it with your jaw?
59:00
Yeah, that's weird. And then?
59:02
The exercise. But like when someone tells you
59:04
you're like mewing for the camera, you're like literally
59:06
you're doing blue steel. I don't know what that means,
59:09
but then it. Zoolander.
59:12
I never watched it. Oh my God.
59:14
And then it says throwing shade. We know that That was us.
59:18
Yeah. I wasn't fucking Alpha.
59:20
Is this Gen. Z or Alpha?
59:23
I don't know. I know all these.
59:25
I think this is what. It's Gen. alpha.
59:27
That's what it says. It says Gen. alpha slang to
59:31
millennial translations. What's phantom tax?
59:39
I did know this one, it's been a while.
59:41
Isn't it from the streamer? Yeah, Phantom was the streamer,
59:46
but I can't remember what this one was.
59:48
It was like, Yeah, I. Don't remember what it was but I
59:50
just knew it it had something to do with a streamer
59:54
unfortunately. No, I can't remember it.
59:56
I knew it for half a second. I can't remember it.
59:59
It says. Steal.
1:00:01
I know. Stealing.
1:00:02
Stealing food. The price of popularity.
1:00:04
Oh my God, I was going to say stealing cheese like the cheese
1:00:07
tax. Oh my God, I was going to say
1:00:10
it. We got to guess the next one.
1:00:13
We even if we don't know, we got to guess it.
1:00:15
Ratioed. Go ahead, I know you know that.
1:00:18
Yeah, it's that one's easy. It's when somebody gets more, I
1:00:23
don't know, likes on. Impressions.
1:00:26
Impressions. Yeah, impressions on a a post
1:00:30
that is in response to yours. Yeah.
1:00:36
Overwhelmingly disliked online. That's wrong.
1:00:40
What? OK, what?
1:00:44
Yeah, that's that's not true. Just the number 8.
1:00:47
Not the number like 8. Oh, like.
1:00:51
He ate food. He did really well.
1:00:54
That's literally what it says, doing really well.
1:00:56
Yeah, did you write this? He ate.
1:01:00
Did you write this for Parade Ryan?
1:01:02
Maybe. Is that your new side hustle?
1:01:04
Maybe Ohio. Ohio is bad.
1:01:09
Stranger Ohio doesn't chaotic. It shouldn't.
1:01:16
Mogging, mogging. That's mogging mogging.
1:01:23
I knew this one too. It was like the same almost the
1:01:26
same as mewing. Like you're put hit like putting
1:01:31
on a pose for the camera. Like same thing as blue steel?
1:01:34
Says that what it says fit. Just fit fit.
1:01:38
That's all it says. Of course it does.
1:01:40
Fucking Gen. alpha. They explain a word with one
1:01:43
other word like. What is this Sussy Baca?
1:01:48
Holy shit. Oh my God.
1:01:55
Sussy Baca. I love that, Ryan you.
1:01:59
Got it. It's one.
1:02:00
It's Baca. Thank you, Baca, Sussy Blaca.
1:02:05
Holy shit I think you're like. Oh my God, I think you're like
1:02:09
Baker, Like Baca. Baca.
1:02:12
What is it? I believe, I think we killed.
1:02:15
This I hate. This what is it?
1:02:17
Baca. This is the word baca.
1:02:19
I'm going to guess. Baca.
1:02:21
I'm going to guess sussy is like doing something that could be
1:02:29
considered gay. No.
1:02:35
With your boys, well, that's what SUS is part.
1:02:38
That's part of. It sauce is suspicious.
1:02:40
Comes from yeah, SUS is suspicious coming from.
1:02:44
What's that? The Latin for SUS spice.
1:02:48
Yeah, so among. Us.
1:02:50
It's it. It comes from among us.
1:02:54
Sushi back. And sauce.
1:02:58
Susie Becca. Brother I have.
1:03:01
No idea. All I can, all I can assume is
1:03:05
like you got to check because that's some sussy.
1:03:14
Bacca. Yeah.
1:03:16
Becca. Oh my.
1:03:17
God can't do. It.
1:03:19
I hate this so much. This is the worst.
1:03:21
It's a silly but suspicious fool.
1:03:25
That's it. This one's my favorite.
1:03:34
To throw with great force. Simp.
1:03:43
Ryan, don't. Don't do.
1:03:46
That no bad, Absolutely. Not I think I'm definitely more
1:03:54
simpy. What the hell?
1:03:55
What is this? Oy oy, oy, bucker.
1:03:59
USAUSAUS. A.
1:04:05
We didn't say what simp was. Put the fries in the bag.
1:04:12
Oh my God we didn't say what simp was.
1:04:14
And you said? Ryan, this is her segment and
1:04:16
she. Said Ryan.
1:04:17
She's just. Driving us off a Cliff going on
1:04:20
What is simp? What you said just said, right?
1:04:27
Just said the definition on parade is just.
1:04:30
Right from. The doing too much.
1:04:33
Popular things hated at podcast. What was the one after simp?
1:04:39
Oy oy, oy baca. Yeah.
1:04:40
You definitely got to explain that.
1:04:41
How the fuck would I know? You just said USA so I was like
1:04:44
a rude. What is BACA?
1:04:45
Because you didn't even know. I don't.
1:04:46
Even know what baca or baca? Because you didn't.
1:04:49
Explain Susie Baca. I did.
1:04:53
I did. It's a silly but suspicious
1:04:56
fool. You just don't listen to me.
1:05:01
I have no fucking idea. Is it like telling them to back
1:05:04
up like it says? Meme.
1:05:08
What the fuck? Oh my God.
1:05:15
You just don't listen to me. I just.
1:05:19
I'm done with this. Gemini is going to refuse to
1:05:22
watch our podcast now. Put the fries in the bag.
1:05:28
Put the fries in the bag. Hurry up.
1:05:32
Kind of, yeah. Get it done right.
1:05:35
Yeah, Pookie. No.
1:05:39
What's Pookie Ryan? I hate this.
1:05:44
Your favorite cat ears? I don't know your.
1:05:47
Favorite cat ears? You guys got to come up with
1:05:51
something. That was my thing.
1:05:52
Like Pookie is genuinely like you're streaming.
1:05:55
Stuff it's just a like a relationship person or name,
1:06:00
like a pet name. Like your Boo?
1:06:03
Yeah, yeah. We had that.
1:06:06
That was in the 80s. I know what there is.
1:06:10
One of them it said noob. I was like, that wasn't.
1:06:12
That's definitely not. They're just recycling shit now.
1:06:15
I'm like savage OPOG. What?
1:06:19
This is not right. What's Chad me?
1:06:25
Yeah, your boy. It says confident and dominant
1:06:31
male we used to call a Chad like a piece of shit.
1:06:36
Yes, but that's also why I said Chad Caruso Caruso.
1:06:42
Go watch his documentary because Chad Caruso is a fucking Chad.
1:06:47
I don't really have any more. OK, I can look for more.
1:06:52
No cat. Not a lie.
1:06:59
Cat Yeah, it's just repetitive now, OK.
1:07:03
Sounds about right. Skibbity about right?
1:07:07
What is that? Skibbity Yeah, I just backed
1:07:09
out. Sorry.
1:07:10
Yeah, you did. Back bit, back it up.
1:07:17
My last thing that I had for this.
1:07:20
Week, Lizzy. I'll show you later.
1:07:24
So gross. It's a hot dog, is it?
1:07:30
It's a hot dog. It's really.
1:07:32
I was genuinely going to make hot dogs after this.
1:07:36
Yeah, that's what I said. I know.
1:07:38
What's a chewy boomer? Whatever the last thing Justin
1:07:46
was going to say is. Is it just like a clapped old
1:07:50
guy? What's a clapped old guy?
1:07:53
Like, Oh my God. Like hot no.
1:07:59
Opposite. Oh yeah, it says outdated or
1:08:02
cringy. Yeah, that was exactly what I
1:08:04
was thinking. Of course they did, Jen.
1:08:08
Alpha can't spell. This is stupid.
1:08:12
Let's log in a metaphorical way of saying let's get started,
1:08:18
it's OK, this is stupid. Metaphorical though 'cause you
1:08:24
genuinely have to log in to shit to get going now, like.
1:08:28
Dead assed Absorb the drip. Me Yeah.
1:08:37
To appreciate or take in someone's style or coolness get
1:08:42
aired. Left on red OH.
1:08:46
That's so gross that you know that.
1:08:50
I am chronically offline too. What the fuck?
1:08:57
It's giving linguistic glow up core.
1:09:01
I don't know, Jen Alpha finally learning how to read I.
1:09:04
Guess. We have lost Ryan.
1:09:07
He is completely glossy eyed. I hate done with this bullshit.
1:09:12
This bit so much it's the worst. A playful, metal way of saying
1:09:19
that language itself is undergoing a significant and
1:09:22
stylish transformation, embodying a central theme of
1:09:25
improvement. Ryan, please take us out of this
1:09:28
nosedive. I beg of you.
1:09:29
What? Were you saying was your last
1:09:31
part there, Justin? Oh my God, the drivers here in
1:09:37
South Carolina. Oh yeah.
1:09:39
Dear God, if you're in South Carolina and you're listening,
1:09:45
go to Florida for like 2 weeks and learn how to drive because
1:09:50
my God, my good God, I cannot stand these people and I'm sure
1:09:55
they hate me because I'm I all over.
1:09:57
The place all. Over the place.
1:09:59
I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what right now,
1:10:02
right right now. So we were in Boca for like a
1:10:06
year and you will get cut off 10 times in one mile.
1:10:12
But I can tell you what won't happen.
1:10:14
You will not be late to where you're going.
1:10:15
You will not be held up in traffic because of that person.
1:10:18
You'll be held up by the other 30 that don't do that.
1:10:21
The guy who cuts you off and gives you an inch of space is
1:10:25
going to get in the turn lane and do 80 miles an hour up to
1:10:28
the light and then jump back in traffic and he's gone and you
1:10:30
never have to deal with him again.
1:10:31
And that happens constantly. So today we're stuck at the
1:10:35
train tracks and I'm trying to get in the store.
1:10:37
We're six cars back. They're letting people out of
1:10:39
the store to turn left away from the train tracks because it's
1:10:42
it's a freight train. It's taken forever.
1:10:44
We're out here the the boonies. So I'm like, fuck it.
1:10:47
I jump in the oncoming lane because nobody can come because
1:10:50
there's a train, so not worried about it.
1:10:53
So I jump in the oncoming lane. And then I turned in front of
1:10:55
these six people into the store and you could just all six of
1:10:59
them turn their head to just who is this absolute madman on the
1:11:04
road? That's a piece of shit.
1:11:07
The other one I go to pull out into the never pull out.
1:11:14
What was it? Oh my God I saw the video the
1:11:17
other day. It said.
1:11:18
My dad told me never to leave a job half done because a job half
1:11:24
done is a job not done. Don't pull out.
1:11:26
What the fuck? All right, Awesome.
1:11:31
Awesome. I'm gonna remember that forever
1:11:33
for some reason. Anyway, so I pull into the death
1:11:37
lane, which is 2 lanes coming at you at 55, middle median, big
1:11:42
enough for two cars side by side.
1:11:44
And then two lanes go in the opposite direction at 55.
1:11:47
And I've got to jump out from the wherever I'm at the parking
1:11:51
garage, go across the first two lanes, get into the middle, and
1:11:54
then wait to pull out into moving 55 mile an hour traffic.
1:11:59
So I jump out, get in the middle, put the blinker on, go
1:12:02
to go over. The guy behind me coming up
1:12:04
doing 55 has his left blinker on.
1:12:07
So he's going to get in the lane behind me and I'm going to pull
1:12:09
out to where he's getting off right?
1:12:12
Makes sense. No, he turns his blinker off
1:12:16
right as he gets to me. I'm already merging out because
1:12:20
he's already on top of me with his left blinker on, moving into
1:12:23
the lane that I'm in. Nope.
1:12:25
Decides I'm not going to do that anymore.
1:12:26
Comes back into the lane, turns his blinker off, jumps into the
1:12:29
lane to the right, shoots past me at like 20 miles an hour over
1:12:33
what I'm doing. And then a guy cuts across the
1:12:36
lanes in front of us the whole way to get into the parking
1:12:40
garage across the street. So the guy to my right has to
1:12:42
hit the brakes so he doesn't T-bone this dude.
1:12:45
And all I'm thinking is all you had to do was stay where you
1:12:48
were and do nothing. And all of this would have been
1:12:51
avoided. None of this would have
1:12:53
happened. But you had to get to the left,
1:12:55
then get back in the lane, then jump to your right, then speed
1:12:58
past me, then almost hit that guy.
1:13:00
Then I'm just like everybody. Everybody in South Carolina
1:13:03
needs to go to Florida for two weeks and learn how to drive.
1:13:06
That's all I'm saying. And they hate me because I'm,
1:13:08
I'm literally like get the fuck out of the like all over the
1:13:12
place, just moving. I'm not speeding.
1:13:15
They're doing 20 under when I'm doing 55 to 60 miles an hour on
1:13:20
these back roads and these my God, Oh my God, they slow down
1:13:26
to like 5 miles an hour to turn into their driveway.
1:13:31
They stopped dead in the middle of the road, 1 lane Rd. 2 lane
1:13:34
Rd. 1 going 1 coming at 55 to 60 miles an hour and they stopped
1:13:38
dead to turn into their driveway.
1:13:41
And I'm like, I, I was so far back and somehow I am on top of
1:13:45
you now and you still haven't turned.
1:13:47
Oh my God, it happened twice today.
1:13:49
That's it. That's all I got.
1:13:51
Fucking a Jesus Christ. Learn how to drive.
1:13:55
I'm. Going to get so many comments,
1:13:58
so many flaming comments about that.
1:14:00
Hope you get flamed. I'm going to return the comment
1:14:04
with learn how to drive then. Like you're probably the one
1:14:07
that I'm yelling at. I'm not even.
1:14:08
That's the thing. I don't even speak.
1:14:09
I just go, you stupid bastard. Move.
1:14:13
Like, I don't yell, I don't scream, I don't ride anybody's
1:14:16
ass, I don't cut anybody off. I'm just way faster than you go
1:14:22
go. He's a liar.
1:14:26
Drives me nuts. He's a.
1:14:28
Liar. Anyway, that was my last one.
1:14:31
Jesus. Oh my gosh.
1:14:34
Yeah. Well, hopefully this episode
1:14:37
provided enough social awkwardness that you were able
1:14:44
to clear your house out and now your guest bedroom is empty.
1:14:50
So reject. Reject the system, throw your
1:14:54
router in the trash. Reject the system, throw your
1:14:57
router in the trash. Thank you guys.
1:14:59
We will see you next week. Oh my God, hated it.
1:15:03
Love you K bye.