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An Unlikely Affair: Does Sex Count as Cardio? · Untraditionally Lala

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  Speaker 1: Hello gorgeous it's lala kent welcome to untraditionally lala you
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  Speaker 1: want to intro us no okay hello my loves welcome
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  Speaker 1: back to another episode of an unlikely affair i am
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  Speaker 1: here with my heartbeat hello amber hello my love Are
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  Speaker 1: you sick of me yet? No. Because, you know, when
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  Speaker 1: you lived in Montana, there was the distance. But now
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  Speaker 1: it's like, I'm skipping a jump away. You're not kidding.
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  Speaker 1: We're so close. I love it.
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  Speaker 2: You do?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. I'm so happy. We work out together. We podcast together.
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  Speaker 1: We midday matcha together. We do it all. Love a
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  Speaker 1: good midday match. People have been asking so many questions
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  Speaker 1: about our obsessions, whether it's TV shows, music, skin care.
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  Speaker 1: So I thought that that would be like a cute
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  Speaker 1: little episode for us to do today. What are we watching?
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I'm fascinated by right now? What?
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  Speaker 1: Is every time I talk to you, you've told me
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  Speaker 1: a new reality show that you've started. And I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: who is this person I'm talking to? I know. She's
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  Speaker 1: like talking about the appreciation for how different reality shows
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  Speaker 1: are shot, what storylines are captured. Yeah, it's true.
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  Speaker 2: I'm really obsessed with watching reality. And it's, it takes
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  Speaker 2: a lot for me to find like a good scripted
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  Speaker 2: show and they're out there, but at the end of
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  Speaker 2: the day, and you probably got like, gave me that
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  Speaker 2: little hook because you know, when I was coming out
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  Speaker 2: here to LA, we was like either friends or Seinfeld
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  Speaker 2: at night.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And so having that, like that noise in the background.
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  Speaker 2: Is, kind of like it I know it is nice
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  Speaker 2: it is so nice but so yeah I think one
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  Speaker 2: of my obsessions right now is oh.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck me I can't believe I'm even saying this is
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  Speaker 1: reality I know I know who am I who am
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  Speaker 1: I well I because obviously we we can't share what's
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  Speaker 1: to come but I told Amber because of what's to
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  Speaker 1: come you know you you need to you need to
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  Speaker 1: watch a little bit of reality tv just to you
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  Speaker 1: know see get the vibe get the vibe and also
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  Speaker 1: everyone's formula is so different like Hulu shows, reality shows,
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  Speaker 1: they're like newer to the reality game, but it's such
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  Speaker 1: a different vibe than like what Bravo makes. Um, so
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  Speaker 1: can you tell me what your favorite one is that
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  Speaker 1: you've watched or been watching?
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  Speaker 2: Well, so I started with Love Thy Nader and then
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  Speaker 2: you're like, okay, I want you to watch something else.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, I'm not ready to watch Housewives.
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  Speaker 1: And then can I ask you something? Yes. Why did
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  Speaker 1: you feel like you weren't ready for Housewives? It just
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  Speaker 1: felt like a little too... Toxic. Like dramatic. Like I'm
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  Speaker 1: not ready for that good... Although it's funny. I do love.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm really interested in watching Salt Lake City because
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  Speaker 2: I've heard it from you and I heard it from
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  Speaker 2: so many other people.
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  Speaker 1: People are obsessed with... With Salt Lake City. I know.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like it's not, it's weird.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not from Salt Lake, but I feel like the
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  Speaker 2: whole growing up Mormon and that whole environment, I just
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  Speaker 2: feel like Salt Lake City is my kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Real housewives in a way. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And I also love Atlanta because the girls there are just,
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  Speaker 2: they're just so, I mean, it's reality.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they're authentic. Yeah. It's, they're not performing.
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  Speaker 2: And that's the kind of reality I want to watch.
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  Speaker 2: I want to watch the reality that it's not a
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  Speaker 2: performative reality show.
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  Speaker 1: It's not like cameras are up. Okay. Let's be like
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  Speaker 1: over the top.
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  Speaker 2: It's real life situations happening and they're just, there's almost
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  Speaker 2: in a way, no self-awareness that makes good television. Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's brilliant. I will say for everyone raved about Salt
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  Speaker 1: Lake when it first came out. And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like it's, it's good, but like, they're obviously
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  Speaker 1: very aware that there are cameras around and have obviously
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  Speaker 1: seen housewives before. And maybe they're trying to just like
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  Speaker 1: implement things that they've seen on TV into their own show.
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  Speaker 1: The past— I think they were on season seven. The past, like,
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  Speaker 1: three seasons, they've crushed. And I think it's because Jen
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  Speaker 1: Shaw left. And so— and she was a huge, like, piece
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  Speaker 1: of the drama. And you couldn't rely on that anymore.
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  Speaker 1: So it was like, we all have to be, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we have to be in it. And we have to
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  Speaker 1: share every thought and everything that's going on in our lives.
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  Speaker 1: This last episode that they aired, which was the first
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  Speaker 1: episode of the new season— in my opinion, was the
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  Speaker 1: greatest first episode of reality TV, maybe even the greatest
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  Speaker 1: episode of reality TV, I think, ever made. Wow. Ever made.
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  Speaker 1: That's a huge statement coming from you. Yes. Because you
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  Speaker 1: watch a lot of fucking reality. The women crushed it.
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  Speaker 1: The production team crushed it. It was a flawless episode. Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So do you think that if I start watching, how
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  Speaker 2: many seasons deep is Salt Lake City?
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  Speaker 1: I think seven. Oh my God. I got so much
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  Speaker 1: to catch up on. I know. I can't believe it's
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  Speaker 1: already been seven years. They announced it the very first BravoCon.
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  Speaker 1: And I remember Andy rolled up on me and he
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  Speaker 1: was like, big news is coming today. You're going to die.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, you have to tell me. I
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  Speaker 1: can't wait. And he was like, the new season is
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  Speaker 1: going to be Salt Lake. And Katie and I, because Katie's,
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  Speaker 1: she's not from Salt Lake, but she's You know, from Utah.
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  Speaker 1: And we just thought this was, like, the greatest thing ever.
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  Speaker 1: And how many episodes per season? I think the first—
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  Speaker 1: Is it, like, more than 15? I think the baseline
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  Speaker 1: for any Bravo show is around, like, 10 to 15 episodes. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I think In the City got 10, right? Okay, so
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  Speaker 1: let's talk about In the City. Oh, In the City
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  Speaker 1: is great.
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  Speaker 2: Because I went from Love Thy Nature to— then you said
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  Speaker 2: watch In the City.
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  Speaker 1: And I— love, love. Like I'm like fangirling. It's so good.
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  Speaker 1: All that entire cast. Yeah. They're great. So good. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And the way, cause I think for, for you to
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  Speaker 1: like soft launch you in like love thy nadir, I
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  Speaker 1: did not watch. I think I watched like the first
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  Speaker 1: episode and I just think Bravo knows how to make
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  Speaker 1: reality TV shows better than anybody else on the planet.
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  Speaker 1: They like are It's the original, right? Yeah. I think
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  Speaker 1: MTV like started those competition shows and the ones where
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  Speaker 1: they lived in the house together. What was it called again?
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  Speaker 1: Real World. And I watched it. Yes, Real World. But
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  Speaker 1: now they've brought Baskin on to Love Thy Neater, which
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  Speaker 1: I think is a great call. But I'm like, what
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  Speaker 1: will Amber enjoy where it's not super intense, but gives
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  Speaker 1: you a feel for like the shows that Bravo makes?
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  Speaker 1: And when you called me and told me you were
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  Speaker 1: obsessed with In the City, it's so aesthetically pleasing. The
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  Speaker 1: storylines are relatable. I mean, Lindsay Hubs is just like
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  Speaker 1: an OG of making reality TV. She's so good. I
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  Speaker 1: fucking love that you like reality. It's my most favorite
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  Speaker 1: topic is talking about reality TV. Well, just wait.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to start Real Housewives and you're not going
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  Speaker 2: to be able to shut me up. I'm going to
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  Speaker 2: be calling you every two seconds going, oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Please watch the first episode of the new season of
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  Speaker 1: Salt Lake. Okay. I will. I'm going to do it today.
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  Speaker 1: Was that not like a fantastic episode? Like down to
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  Speaker 1: like the music that they chose and they capture, like
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  Speaker 1: they do this thing with the sky in every episode.
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  Speaker 1: And I really appreciate that because when you go to
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  Speaker 1: Salt Lake, there's something that you can feel where it's like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: this is like, God's town. You know, and then they show, like,
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  Speaker 1: the top of the temple with Moroni, like, doing his horn.
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  Speaker 1: Look at you. I'm into, like, those little details of, like,
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  Speaker 1: things that make a city what they are. Yes. Scripted shows,
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  Speaker 1: you guys know that I've been re-watching Game of Thrones.
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  Speaker 1: I love that for you. Have you watched it? No.
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  Speaker 1: I just watched the one season three where he loses
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  Speaker 1: his hand.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Jamie. I get so overwhelmed. They shove his hand off.
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  Speaker 1: His sword hand.
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  Speaker 2: I get so overwhelmed when there's like a hundred seasons
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, I got to start from season one.
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  Speaker 1: Like, and there's, and then I'm too far behind. That's
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  Speaker 1: so interesting because when I hear there's like seven seasons
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  Speaker 1: of something, I'm like, oh my gosh, I get to
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  Speaker 1: binge it. I don't have to wait. Like Shrinking, I
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  Speaker 1: always watch from the very beginning. Great pilot. Great pilot.
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  Speaker 1: Love that pilot. Love that pilot. So good. I was
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  Speaker 1: hooked from the very beginning. But then you got to
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  Speaker 1: wait for the next season. You got to wait for
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  Speaker 1: the next episode. Like, damn, I really should have started
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  Speaker 1: this later. Yeah. You know? I watched it when I
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  Speaker 1: was in Montana, was The Diplomat. Have you seen that? No,
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  Speaker 1: but you've been raving about this. I love it. It's
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  Speaker 1: so fucking— I don't know if you would like it. YNS
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  Speaker 1: people have been going crazy over it, too. Yes. That
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  Speaker 1: one I should start. I still haven't seen Succession. I
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  Speaker 1: heard Succession's amazing. Succession's bomb. So good. Who has time
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  Speaker 1: to sit down and watch all of these shows? I
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  Speaker 1: watch them at night. I have to. I am so
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  Speaker 1: tired at night. It would actually put me to sleep. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's why I go to Friends, because I don't miss anything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know exactly what's happening. I know what's happening. Yes.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many shows that I need to watch.
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  Speaker 2: Also, any Taylor Sheridan show, really.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like obsessed with. The Madison. The Madison? What is this?
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  Speaker 2: Because Michelle Pfeiffer is just incredible. The Madison, the one
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  Speaker 2: that takes place in Montana. Well, he has tons of...
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  Speaker 2: So there's Dutton Ranch.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen that one. I've heard that one's good, too.
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  Speaker 1: That's the break off of Yellowstone.
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  Speaker 2: And then there's Marshalls is the new one, which I've
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  Speaker 2: been up for... Literally almost booked it three separate times
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  Speaker 2: while I was in Montana. So I definitely feel like
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to at some point either guest star or
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  Speaker 2: end up on one of his shows.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like you would crush one of those shows.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. Can you please like, yes. Taylor Sheridan, if
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  Speaker 1: you want to listen. Taylor Sheridan. Where you at, buddy? No,
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  Speaker 1: we need you. Book my friend. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm obsessed and I know I would crush it.
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  Speaker 1: But the right role will come. You know what? The
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  Speaker 1: universe has a game plan for you. And if you
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  Speaker 1: did not book those roles, it's because they weren't supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be yours. No. And maybe we just tell ourselves
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  Speaker 1: that to make ourselves feel better, but I actually wholeheartedly
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  Speaker 1: believe that. Listen, I've been in this game for a
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  Speaker 1: long time.
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  Speaker 2: I know there's always a plan, but literally every, the
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  Speaker 2: last year, three different times on two different shows, it's
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  Speaker 2: come down to me and another girl, or me and
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  Speaker 2: two other girls. And I'm really good friends with John Papsadera,
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  Speaker 2: the casting director, so it's not like, It's just finding
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  Speaker 2: the right role, right?
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  Speaker 1: That's all it is. And timing. Timing and finding the
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  Speaker 1: right role. Yes. Both of those things.
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  Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with anything that Taylor Sheridan does. He's just
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  Speaker 2: really— and his story's incredible, too, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: You get a chance to listen to, like, how he was—
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  Speaker 1: How he started? Yeah. It's insane. Insane. The next one is,
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  Speaker 1: we know you've been on your fitness grind. You too, bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Spill your favorite ways— To stay active besides working out
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  Speaker 1: with a trainer. Are you joking? Sex. If I don't
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  Speaker 1: have a trainer... Sex is an amazing... You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Sex will teach you if you're working... What you're.
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  Speaker 2: Doing in the gym is actually like helping in other
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  Speaker 2: areas of your life.
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  Speaker 1: Really? Yes. Yes. Because if you're on top... Like, you
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  Speaker 1: either are going to get burned out. Oh, you mean
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  Speaker 1: like strength and stuff? Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's great. Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh, I love it. It's so good.
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  Speaker 1: It's so good. I'm so. Oh, yes. I'm like, I
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  Speaker 1: can't even take it. I'm like, giddy. About it? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? All the time? I heard. With the
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  Speaker 1: right person. No, with the right person. Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it takes two to tango unless I'm taking
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  Speaker 2: care of myself.
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  Speaker 1: Then that's a different story. Yeah, that doesn't teach much.
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  Speaker 1: Like that doesn't show. Yeah, you don't get much feedback. Jake,
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  Speaker 1: we're doing good. Well, Jake's not my boyfriend, but like
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  Speaker 1: Jake's my trainer. I fucking love Jake. Jake is so
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  Speaker 1: hot and Jake is so on his shit. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: when I hear this man say, let's go, you've got it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay. Amber's stamina is crazy. Like, the way
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  Speaker 1: she goes from one exercise to the other without even
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  Speaker 1: taking a breath. I finish our round and I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to die. I'm fucking going to die. My
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: heart's going to explode. Well, that's because you vape. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: as you take a puff. By the way, that's like
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  Speaker 1: a crazy looking vape, by the way. It's like a computer.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And it has this little jelly thing on it to
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  Speaker 1: help with my anxiety. It's like a Hello Kitty vape.
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  Speaker 1: I know, which is not a good thing.
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  Speaker 2: I have to tell you something that I heard London
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  Speaker 2: and Riley on the phone last night talking. And I almost,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't interject because I love that they were connecting.
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  Speaker 2: I forget my babies are growing up. I know, but
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  Speaker 2: you guys, I try to think 12. I was in
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  Speaker 2: the sixth grade. Is Riley in seventh grade?
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  Speaker 1: Seventh. Oh, yeah. Hormones are. I guess I did now.
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  Speaker 1: Hormones are raging. My friends were giving hand jobs in
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  Speaker 1: the seventh grade. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And smoking weed and having like wine coolers.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't. No, me neither. I was like a wiener
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  Speaker 1: in my hand. That sounds intimidating. That's disgusting. I'm like, why? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even think I had my first kiss until
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  Speaker 1: the eighth grade. Oh, I know my first kiss. It
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  Speaker 1: was on a rooftop and it was raining. Oh, cute. Lance.
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  Speaker 1: My first kiss was with a much older guy. Really? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: He should have been arrested, probably. Probably. i mean 18
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  Speaker 1: picking up a 14 year old yeah not cool yeah
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  Speaker 1: yeah not cool oh my gosh don't you think that's
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  Speaker 1: a little fucking weird he went to the local high
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  Speaker 1: school and i i don't know maybe at a football
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  Speaker 1: game or something i don't know but not cool little
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  Speaker 1: creepy that was my first kiss Oh, I'm sorry. Don't
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  Speaker 1: be sorry. He was really high. Did he stick his
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  Speaker 1: tongue down your throat? I don't think we ever made out.
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  Speaker 1: It was just a peck. Yeah, I think it was
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  Speaker 1: just a peck. Oh, my God. Where was my mom?
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  Speaker 1: Where's my mom? Right? Lisa, where were you? Eating almonds.
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  Speaker 1: That's what she was doing. Okay, I have a question
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  Speaker 1: for you.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm going to totally go in a different direction.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, hold on. We never answered the question, though. What
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  Speaker 1: do you enjoy? You go hiking and play golf and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so my obsession is matcha, golf, pickleball, hiking.
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  Speaker 1: Riley right now is just— she is so delicious.
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  Speaker 2: I love her so much, but you know, she's, it's,
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  Speaker 2: it's hard, but I'm seeing her grow up and like
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  Speaker 2: really change. So I'm obsessed with her obsessed with you, like.
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  Speaker 1: You and you, you, you reality. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Um, my mattress on the floor still, I'm obsessed with that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like being on the floor right now. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like I'm camping every night in my room.
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  Speaker 1: So you're in a dorm. Yes. Yes. Fun. Um, What else? Oh, pineapple.
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  Speaker 1: Obsessed with pineapple. Craving pineapple. I'm in my pineapple era.
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  Speaker 1: Can I please share a story? Can I share? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my God. Are you nervous? A little bit. So I,
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  Speaker 1: I have talked about this before where I taste myself
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  Speaker 1: before I have sex. Um, Honestly, I taste myself on
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  Speaker 1: a regular basis just to make sure everything's nice and
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  Speaker 1: right down there, right? So Amber, and I've also hooked
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  Speaker 1: up with women before. Amber has not hooked up with women,
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  Speaker 1: nor has she ever tasted herself. All good. Not a
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  Speaker 1: big deal. But we're driving and she says to me,
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  Speaker 1: That she tasted herself. Wait, this is post-gym workout, by
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  Speaker 1: the way. I'm a filthy motherfucker. But she's like, is
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  Speaker 1: it supposed to taste it? I forgot how she explained it.
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  Speaker 1: But I was like, can't really remember. So I was like,
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  Speaker 1: permission to touch myself. She looks at me. She goes,
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  Speaker 1: do you mind? And I shove my hand down my
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  Speaker 1: pants and I taste it. And I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't really taste anything. And she was like, well, did
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  Speaker 1: you put it up there or just swirl? And I
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  Speaker 1: was like, I don't really feel comfortable fully figuring myself
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  Speaker 1: in front of you in the car. So no, I
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: didn't shove it all the way in, but I'll do
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  Speaker 1: it when I get home and let you know. And
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  Speaker 1: it was such a bonding moment for us. So then
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  Speaker 1: I tell her, you know, pineapple is like the goat,
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  Speaker 1: especially for dudes. Like they got to eat some pineapple.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: This bitch tells me, she's like, I did what you
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: told me and went to Whole Foods, got an entire
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: pineapple and finished it. She goes, I have acid reflux
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: right now. My esophagus is burning. I was like, I
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: don't think you need a whole pineapple in one sitting. Oh, yes,
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: I did. Jesus Christ. It was amazing. My stomach would
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: be on fire. I'd have cankers. Yes. Oh, that's funny.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: My mouth kind of felt funny afterwards. Totally. It's so acidic.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I can't give Sosa pineapple or her bum hole will burn. Oh. Yeah,
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: she can only have like a couple pieces. Okay, well,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: now I'm addicted to pineapple. Well, by the way, I
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: have jugs upon jugs of that celery pineapple juice. Oh.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: From Sosa's birthday party. That was so good. Well, my
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: cookie's about to be tasting like fucking Fiji, motherfucker. Like,
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to serve it to whoever wants a taste.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: You know? Let's go. It was celery and pineapple, by
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: the way. Yes, celery and pineapple. That was so good.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was so good. Well, thank you for sharing
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: that very intimate story.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: You're welcome. I love you. I probably should have saved
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: it for the sex podcast, but whatever. It didn't get
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: much juicier than that. Um, why did I share that? Because,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: because we were talking about pineapple. That's right. Thank you.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Thank you. It felt a little, it felt a little random. Okay. Like, okay.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Start spitting out things you're obsessed with just off the
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: top of your head. Um, friends, Seinfeld, this lip mask
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: that I got, um, another lip mask by Laka. I'll
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: share both of these. Um, I'm obsessed with retin-A right now.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with street tacos right now. I can't get enough.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with my children. Obviously, I'm obsessed with working
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: out at HQ with Jake. And I'm obsessed with the
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: fact that Bravo has finally, like... given us so many
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: fucking shows. I don't even know what to do with myself.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: All of those things I'm obsessed with. Great. Yeah. Okay,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: people say fall is here, which is so weird. No,
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: it's not fall. It's too hot. Yeah, it's too hot.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: But, like, if you go in the stores, there's, like,
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: people are selling pumpkins and Halloween candy and whatever.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: So, do you change.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Your wardrobe based on the season? Do you think, like, oh,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: my God, it's fall now, so now I'm going to go, like,
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: buy some... Or do you just stick to what you
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: have in your closet?
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: No, I feel like in Utah I would do that because...
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: When it's fall, it feels like fall. I quite literally
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: have to change my wardrobe. But like in LA, it's
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: like Groundhog's Day. I know. And one day I could
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: be sitting here in the 60s. Last week, I went
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: to celebrate my birthday at this with Nick and Joe.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: We go to this place called Castaway. It's in Burbank,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: up on a hill. It was so fucking hot all
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: day long. You get up there, it's like 60 degrees.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: It was freezing. Oh. Freezing. Nick's over there in a
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: tank top. He's like, Joe wanted me to wear a
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: tank top. I'm like, did he tell you to bring
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: a jacket? Like, you don't know. So I just keep
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: all of my shit in the same closet and... I
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: dress just according to the weather. Would I like to
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: bring out my jackets? Yes. I would like to drink
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: a hot coffee on a chilly day. I want to
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: buy a giant scarf from Naked Wardrobe and just sit
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: in a pile of fabric without sweating.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I want to sit in like a pile of leaves
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: with some apple cider vinegar.
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Wait, what is it called? Apple cider. My brain. I
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: took two Advil PMs last night. You know where my
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: mind went? Skin. I was like, yeah, me too. That's
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: really great for the skin. I'm obsessed with skin right now.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: I can't get enough. Your skin looks fabulous. Well, it
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: should because it is raw and itchy. It does look
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: a little raw. No, I'm kidding. It's so raw. No,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: it does not. It's quite literal. It's like a raw
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: piece of chicken right now. It hurts. Just, no, slather
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: Aquaphor all over your face. That's what I've been doing, babe.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: Aquaphor and Tubby Todd. Tubby Todd is for diaper rash,
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: which is literally raw skin. I'm like, this is going
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: to be great for my raw skin. Apple cider vinegar
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: mixed with the Aztec mask. You should do that and
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: sit in a pile of leaves. Sounds lit. Do you
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: decorate your homes for the season? How do you make
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: your space feel extra cozy for the fall? Just a
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: nice candle. Just give me a good... That's it? That's it.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: That's it. Happy Halloween. Apple spice candle. Merry Christmas pine
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: needle candle. Whatever the fuck it is. Cinnamon candle. No,
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not like a big... You know, when the kids
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: were little, I used to decorate like crazy. But now
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: that they're older, I'm not great. You know who's great
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: is my mom. My mom.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: decorates for every freaking month of the year. And like
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: does like a whole thing in her house in Montana.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: It is so... Or Nebraska. It's so cute. That's like
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: such a mom thing. I feel like my mom, every
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: single holiday, it felt like the holiday threw up in
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: my house. Yes. That's how my mom is. I know.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: I'm like, can you get it together and do it here? Yeah. Like,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: where's my table, entry table full of Santa Claus? Here's
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: the thing. I will.
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: I like decorating, but when it's over and putting it away,
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: it also just reminds me that time is passing.
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: Amber, don't do that to me. Don't do that to me.
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: Get time out of the equation. I will be on
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: the floor sobbing. I know, but it's true. It's like
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I am anticipating.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: So from October to December, the months obviously go by
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: so fast. I'm thinking like, I just want to be
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: in the present moment. I just need to live. I
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: need to put my phone down and I need to
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: be here.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: That's it. That's my goal for the next, the last
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: quarter of 2026. I feel the same way. But can
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I tell you, I want to do it for my kids.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Like I want to make sure that during Halloween, it's like,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: oh my gosh, there's ghosts and goblins all over this house.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: Like I want Ocean to come home and be like
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: her mind blown. See, here's the thing. Halloween's not— I don't
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: love Halloween.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Like, I love Christmas. I'll decorate for Christmas. Not a
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: huge Thanksgiving fan.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not a Grinch. But I love Christmas and New Year's.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: What about Thanksgiving do you not like? It's like the
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Christmas Eve of the holiday season. That is true. I'll
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: have to tell you.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: I think what it is for me is everyone else
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: has their families. And the idea of having a mom
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: and a dad and cousins over, I don't have that.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I get that.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: And it just makes me really sad. It's like I'm
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: reminded of what I wanted and what I don't have
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: right now.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: Doesn't mean I'm not going to have it in the future, right? Right.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: But it just makes me feel a little sad. And
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: I think people who are single moms or live really
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: far from their family or whatever their case is, there's
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: just something that is it's just saddening to me yeah
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: and also I love Mexican food I don't love Thanksgiving
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: food like I don't love turkey I don't love like
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: I don't love that stuff.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: I do understand because I think when you think about
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: these families who are they they just decided to grow
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: up stay where they you know, lived and grew up in.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: And then it's easy to get together with your family
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: because you, you do, it's like copy and paste. Right.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Every generation. Exactly. You and I decided at a very
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: young age, you very, very young to move and chase
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: a dream. So we were always going to be far
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: away from our families. And then you add into the mix,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you know, the cookie cutter life that you thought you
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: would have in LA with a husband and your children
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: under one roof. And like, maybe all of you travel
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: to where you're Parents are, it just, it shattered. And
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I understand that. I'm grateful that I have my mom
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: and my brother, but I hope you know that like,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I know we're not your blood family, but for Thanksgiving,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I already told you, like, let's make the plan. Let's,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: let's jump in the car. Let's go celebrate in Palm Springs.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: You have a place to stay. You have a bed,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: you have a bathroom. You've got, you know, us to,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: to love on you. If you can't make it back
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: to your family. I do understand like nothing's going to
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: make that better. No, no, no. You watch those movies
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: and I crave that where I'm like all the cousins and.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Oh my God, like Home.
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: Alone when they're rushing out on Christmas Eve to go
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: on the trip. I was like, yes, that is the
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: chaos that I've always wanted.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I want to be so chaotic that I forget a
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: child at home. What the fuck? That's all I want.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: You're like, oh shit, Ocean, where is she? You know,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: Ocean would be like, mom. She would be calling herself
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: an Uber. LAX. She's not missing that vacation. Are we
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: spending Thanksgiving together? Yeah, I think we are. Yeah. I
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: think we are. I will confirm this week. But yes,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: I will bring some sort of Mexican dish that kind
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: of has turkey and gravy in it. A turkey taco.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Turkey tacos. I love that. I love it too.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Last time I made a turkey, by the way, I
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: accidentally left all the intestines inside in the bag and
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: cooked it. So I don't think I should be on
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: turkey duty. Unless I try to.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Wait, you have to remove it on your own? Yes.
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: You have to go in there and get like. Even
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: in a butterball turkey? I don't even know what that is.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Like the mass turkey company, I think. Yeah, I think
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: you have to remove the bag of... The gizzard.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Then I think of some little turkey that was roaming around, like,
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: just living its best life on the land, and then
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: someone killed it and then plucked the... I just don't...
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I'll eat it, but I don't want to do the
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: preparation from, like, raw.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: You should not be the spokesperson for Thanksgiving. That is
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: for sure. I'm impulsed. Would you do it? No, I've
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: never done that before. Yeah, it's disgusting. That's why I'm like,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: are you sure? That's it. Let's just go to Taco
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Bell for Thanksgiving. Taco Bell it is. Much better. Yeah.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: What song do you have on repeat right now? Oh, jeez. Oh. Oh.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know what you have. Hey, Janice, shut
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: the fuck up. Yep, Drake. That's what I have on repeat.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: A little Drake. You know what I love? You and
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Riley are really bonding over Drake right now. Riley and
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I are bonding over quite a lot these days. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: You guys, Riley and I were talking, and I showed
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: her a picture of this man who is going to
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: be my husband one day. And she goes, oh, damn.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: And Ocean peeks over, and she goes, Oh, wow, mom. Oh, wow, mom.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: That's what Osher says to me. Yeah. We had just
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: picked him up from the bus stop. It is unbelievable.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: I was like, wow, all right. I really think Riley
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: is your child, and so says mine. Oh, my little
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: Spanish-speaking baby. Yeah. You guys at the birthday party, everyone
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: was telling me that when Cynthia, the angel who who
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: takes care of Sosa when I am working, they have
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: a play date with Cynthia's sister and the little boy
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: she nannies. And the little boy came to the birthday
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: with his parents. And his parents said that Sosa and
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: their son sit there and speak to each other in
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Spanish at the play date. Yeah. How cute is that?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Is that not the cutest thing ever? See, that makes
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: me want to have another baby. It's really, really cute.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: And then... One of the party planners came up to
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: me and was like, I just want to say, I
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: am so excited to be doing this birthday party because
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: my family lives in Mexico. And they obviously watch Miss Issa.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: And she was like, I called them telling them that
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: I'm doing a Miss Issa birthday party here. My daughter
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: is obsessed. And for those of you who don't know
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: who Miss Issa is, she is... Like Miss Rachel, but
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Spanish speaking. Okay, we love Miss Issa. She is our go-to.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: She goes, hola, baby. And Sosa goes, Issa! Mama! Oh,
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: and every time she sees flags, I was wearing a
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: sweatshirt the other day that has all of the flags.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: It's like from some old school Olympic games, right? The
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Mexican flag is right here. So somebody comes to me
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: and goes, Mexico, mama, Mexico, Mexico, mama, Mexico. I'm like,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: what the fuck? I can't wait to take her to Mexico. Oh,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I can't either. I want to go to, please don't,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I want to be there. She is going to thrive.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: She is going to thrive. She is going to be
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: a little. My little, I'm obsessed. Yeah, she's so cute.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: It's so good, you guys. We had to take her
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: to Mexico City. Oh, yeah. You should have seen her
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: with Cynthia and the family yesterday because Cynthia's family came.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: They were dancing with Sosa and Sosa was Knowing all
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: the words to a Spanish-speaking song. I'm like, I got
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: to step my game up. I need to be able
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: to talk to this person that is my child. This
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: little human that I created. That is actually really funny.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: That is hysterical. Aw, she's so cute. Have you seen
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: that Kevin Hart bit where he's talking about his daughter
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: when she's super young? He's like, I know what she's saying.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: you stupid bitch like and I feel like Sosa's looking
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: at me being like you dumb hoe mass milk.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Bitch oh wait what is that little character um the
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: the little baby that talks like that it's a cartoon.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: The little baby Stewie Stewie fucking Stewie family guy yes
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: thank you wow Stewie yes that reminds me he's like
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: walking up and he's like The fat man. And he's
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: like talking about his dad. Yeah. Fat man's so fucking stupid.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: By the way, I could watch that and fall asleep. Oh. Actually,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: I think I'm going to start that too. It's a
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: damn shame that you don't get high anymore. Neither do I.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: But Family Guy, stoned out of your mind, is the
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: greatest experience ever. On like weed or mushrooms? Weed. Oh.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: No mushrooms, you got to be outside on the land. Yeah,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I know. By feeling the earth breathe into you. See,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: that's my vibe. That is so my vibe. Yeah, where
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: you're like holding the dirt and it's like pulsating and
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: you're like, oh my God. No, it takes you to
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: another dimension. But it's still, you're still in control. What
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: is the point of this episode? I love it. I
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: love it. It's a, yeah, smorgasbord. We call this, that
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: should be the name of it. What's one little luxury
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: or indulgence you're obsessed with lately? Something totally unnecessary that
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: makes you happy. Something unnecessary that makes me happy? I
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: feel like everything is necessary. Everything is necessary. But I
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: have to tell you guys, there's this perfume that I've
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: become obsessed with. completely obsessed with when i was dealing
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: with this perfume i know i gotta look it up
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: real quick x nihilo i think is what it's called
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: it is the greatest thing you'll ever smell in your
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: fucking life i think this is the one i have.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Oh you know what while you're looking at that yeah
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: my new eyebrow pencil i would say i'm oh that's
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: a great one the one that i showed you this
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: morning that's not.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Really breaking the bank though is it No. Oh, it's
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: supposed to be breaking the bank? I don't think it
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: has to. I mean, I just, I don't feel like
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: there's unnecessary things that I spend money on. Like the
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: other day I spent 400 on a facial. Yeah. I
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: don't feel like that's unnecessary though. And I haven't had
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: a facial in like a couple years. Well, if you
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: break that down per month, that actually makes sense. That's
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: what I do now. If I'm buying something that's really big,
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, over the next 12 months, this is
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: what it would be. This is what it would cost
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: me each month. Well, then I start having a panic attack. Oh, really?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Like when it starts being a monthly thing. Yeah, I
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: feel like $ 400 every month on a facial is unnecessary.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: I just went to Target yesterday and I spent $ 375
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, I don't even know what I bought.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what I bought. Target's crazy. The
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Ex Nihilo. The greatest perfume ever. Really? And it's around $ 500,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: but it is... I went in there during like massive heartbreak.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: You know who I'm talking about. And I was like, this,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: the smell in here is incredible. And the woman sprayed
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: it on me and she said, I was like, I
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: love it. I want it. And she goes, this is
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: what I think you should do. And it's not like
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: I was sitting here like back and forth. I just said,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: I love it. I want it because I was like
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: just sad and I needed to fill the hole, which is,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: you know, buying something. Um, She was like, wear it
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: for the day. If you can't stop thinking about it,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: that's when you know that it's a perfume you have
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: to have. Oh, I love that trick. Yes. And I
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: was like, this woman's like the greatest salesman ever. And
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: in that moment, I was like connected to her. I
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: felt like she saw me being heartbroken and didn't want
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: me to be impulsive. Because do you ever buy a
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: perfume and you love it in the moment? And then
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: after a while, you're like, I fucking hate this smell.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: And I'm just wearing it to get rid of it. Oh, see,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: I don't do, I'm not a big perfume. I don't
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: buy a lot of perfume. I love a good perfume.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: There are two scents that I'm obsessed with. This is
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: one of them. And then Purette, which is an oil
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: that is to die for. But in that moment, too,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: I told her, I'm like, there's a really hot guy
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: that works here. Here's my phone number. Have him text
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: me or call me. And here's my Instagram so we can, like,
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: make sure he's not— And now, that is Mallman. I
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: love Mallman. And we went to the mall, and we
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: were stalking him the other day. I'm kidding. Remember, we're
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: sitting out eating Wetzel pretzel on the couch? Yes! Yes!
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: I do. You're like, look to see if he's working.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: Because I wanted to see what mall man looked like.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Mall man is fucking hot. Okay. I mean, he is
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: a real snack. A what? A real snack. He's a
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: whole snack. Oh, a snack. A snack. Anyway, there's my
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: unnecessary obsession. $ 500 perfume. But it lasts forever. And with
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: the $ 500 bottle, you also get... Oh, a travel size thing.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: A travel size. That's right. And by the way, I
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: love that.
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  Speaker 2: I only have one perfume that I wear, and I
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: usually only wear it when I'm like going on date
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: night or something.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not a huge perfume fan. They say it's not
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: good to put on your skin. Oh, God. Well, it's true.
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: That's why you don't wear it all the time. That's
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: why I don't like deodorant. Like, my hand is fucking hot. Wait,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: let me see. I don't know about that. He's, he's, he's.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: He is so cute. We'll ask Riley. Riley's going to
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: be obsessed with them. I'll tell you that much. Don't
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you come from all man, bitch. Is there something TikTok
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: or Instagram influenced you to buy that surprisingly lived up
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: to the hype?
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, I got this new golf outfit and tennis outfit
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: from a TikTok shop.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: And you love it? <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL> <HAL>.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I actually love it and the quality is great
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: and it's good for tennis or pickleball or golf.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Is it like a skirt? Yes, it's the blue. Oh,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: that's cute. It's blue. Oh, you wore it and posted. Yes.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: You should have done a link. I'm obsessed. I'll do
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: a link. Do a link. I'm obsessed and they have really,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: really cute colors. So. These are the ones that I...
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: So the Laka, L-A-K-A, it's a soothing prep lip mask.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: It's amazing. You put it on, leave it there for
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: a minute, and then you just roll it off. And
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: then I pair it with... Tocobo. T-O-C-O-B-O. Is this Korean skincare? Absolutely. No,
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: this is the lip one you bought the other day
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: when we were at the mall. Oh, my God. You're
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: still obsessed with it? Oh, my God. I can't get enough. Okay.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: I had to buy it. I'm on my second jar. Really? Yes.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: It's like between that and my Retin-A, it's a real problem. Yeah.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I told myself I'm going to do one more round
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: of Retin-A, which means just like one night before— We
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: start something. Three nights later, I've done it. And I'm like,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be a peely mess by the time
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: we start. You're obsessed. Does it look okay, though? My
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: skin feels really nice. It looks fabulous. Okay, good. Your
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: skin looks great. You know what I love that you
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: introduced me to is that lampshade. skin. Face polish. The
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: face polish. That is amazing.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: So I just started out on Amazon. I found like
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: the three little tubes. I didn't buy the big tube.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: And it's good for traveling. As well. I'm obsessed with that.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: When it comes with the face wash, the scrub. Yes,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: and the face oil. Oh. So when I use it, I, and.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: I don't love harsh things on my skin because it will,
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: you know, my skin's so fair, but it.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Makes my skin feel good. I can't even tell you.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: It's amazing. I'm addicted to that. I would, I would
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: do it.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you have to slow down cause you're going
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: to make your face raw, but it's dude on my hands.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Cause it's just.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Coarse enough where like you actually feel like it's working.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: I don't like those face scrubs that are like, there's
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: nothing in there.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Nothing there. It's like basically an oil with little tiny beads.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I'm like, this is not exfoliating. That Lancer brand is fantastic.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Did you use St. Ives apricot scrub when you were younger? Yes.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: But when I was younger, I stopped using it maybe
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: like five years ago. You stopped using it the moment
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: you found Lancer? Yes. But I'm telling you, that shit,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I loved that stuff. Yes. Yes. But the Lancer is
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: like very fine. So it doesn't, I felt like St. Ives,
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: even though it was amazing, it was like before its time, right? Yeah.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Where I think the things were a little rigid. Yeah.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: A little too, like, razor sharp. A little bit. Like,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: little razors. Slices. Does my face look good as you have, like,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: cat marks all over your face? Yes. Lancer is, like, actual, like,
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: very tiny. It feels like a polish. Yeah. It's like grains,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: but with polish in it. That's why it's called a
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: skin polish. Ah, bingo. There we go. Oh, we know
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: you're both obsessed with each other. What's your favorite thing
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: about one another? This is a cute one to end
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: it on. Did I make sense just now?
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: This is a cute one to end it on. Yeah,
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: that makes sense.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Your English is muy bueno. This hit me yesterday in
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: the kitchen. I don't know what I said, but it
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: was something to do.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, when I was talking about the.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: It wasn't an issue, just something that had been brought
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: up with someone that I'm dating. And you were like, yes,
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: I get it. And sometimes I have these moments with
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: you where no one else understands our emotions. But when
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I see you and I clock you, it's like you're
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: in my body and you know that exact same experience.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: Right. It's very odd. And I've never really found.
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: a girlfriend or a friendship or anyone that has that
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: like interconnectedness.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Before, if that makes sense. It makes total sense because
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: I feel that exact same way where like, I feel
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: like you know me better than anybody, which is very
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: strange because I have friendships that I've had since the
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: time I was like a tiny little tot, right? But
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: just the life experiences and what we both came to
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: LA to do and the situations we found ourselves in,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: And the largest part of, you know, having babies and
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out who we are after something goes south. Like,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: we're just in sync on a cosmic level. Yeah, I
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: feel like we're fraternal twins or something. Yeah. Fraternal? Identical. Oh,
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: we're identical. Yeah. I'm like, I feel more in sync
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: with you than fraternal. Identical twins. We're identical twins. And
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I love you so much. Can I tell you what
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I appreciate so much about you is I can be...
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: I can be exactly who I am without buffering anything.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Tell you exactly how I'm feeling. I can, when you're talking, say,
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: this is how I feel about what you're saying. And
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: you do not get offended. And I don't know if
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: that's because... You know my intentions with you are like
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: always very pure. Or if you're just a tough bitch.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: But I just feel like we can totally call each
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: other out on things and nothing goes unsaid. And we're...
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Not we. I can taste myself in front of you
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: in the car and feel no judgment and have you
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: laugh about it. Like, do you really? I would never
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: do that in front of anybody. Really? No! I adore
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: everything about you. Thank you. I feel the same way.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Everything about you is my most favorite thing. Aw, I
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: love you. That's so sweet. You're so welcome. I love you.
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: You guys, thank you for listening to a very chaotic, random,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: and super fun episode of An Unlikely Affair. We're going
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: to catch you guys next week. Love you. Bye. Bye. Bye.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Thank you.