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What's Happening at the Courthouse: A cat fight but involving actual cats · "What's happening at the Courthouse?" with Rameez Khan

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  Speaker 1: Prison is where it ends for all, court is where
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  Speaker 1: it begins. Show this is the real world, and.
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  Speaker 2: This is what's happening at the courthouse on KFM mornings for.
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  Speaker 3: Me all right, so I added Goodwood yesterday, this is
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  Speaker 3: your what's happening at the courthouse with us Thursday? All right,
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  Speaker 3: where amiss patrols the courthouse steps and ask everybody one
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  Speaker 3: simple question.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing at the courthouse today?
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  Speaker 2: I've actually brought what I thought was my friend. We
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  Speaker 2: have in a bit of a dispute over cats. Oh
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  Speaker 2: really said the story. We've been staying together for about
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  Speaker 2: two years. She's my roommate. We've been pace friends for
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  Speaker 2: ten years. The cats obviously bonded, got together. She took
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  Speaker 2: out insurance for the cats. Yep. So she's playing it
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  Speaker 2: for us and she's moving out, so she feels that
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  Speaker 2: the cats should be together.
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  Speaker 1: She wants to take your cat with her.
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  Speaker 2: That is exactly what she wants to do. She feels
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  Speaker 2: that because they've been together for this two years, that
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  Speaker 2: they should stay together and I can visit, which is
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  Speaker 2: really not the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: She's not getting the cats.
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  Speaker 2: She's not getting the cats. We have to fight for
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  Speaker 2: our cats.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, sorry, that is that your friend?
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  Speaker 2: You don't call her a friend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, what's gonna happen to you?
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  Speaker 3: Like?
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  Speaker 1: If she really now wants to take this cat, it's
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  Speaker 1: my cat.
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  Speaker 2: You can't just take the cat. I don't care. I'm
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  Speaker 2: pretty sure and it's not that's not out words.
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  Speaker 1: It's my cat.
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  Speaker 4: But what about the bonding that the two cats, like,
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  Speaker 4: I mean over the two years, like they aren't they
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  Speaker 4: going to be lonely with me?
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  Speaker 2: They can stay with me. Why do I have to
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  Speaker 2: go with her? Why must the cats go with her?
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  Speaker 1: What does she ever bit the house?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's my cat.
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  Speaker 4: She wants the cats to stay with her. What makes
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  Speaker 4: you beIN her?
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  Speaker 2: Have you met her the cats to be a woman
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  Speaker 2: like that. I'm gonna fight this out. If I take
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  Speaker 2: a four years, then that's what I'm gonna get. But
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  Speaker 2: you're not getting my cat. It's not happening.
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  Speaker 3: Done.
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  Speaker 4: I understand. I can feel that. I can hear you.
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  Speaker 4: I can hear the frustration, ma'am, I can hear it.
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  Speaker 2: I both the kitten picked this one. This is my kitten.
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  Speaker 2: I've heard this cat for the past three years. It's
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  Speaker 2: not happening.
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  Speaker 4: What if you give the cat to her and you
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  Speaker 4: get another cat.
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  Speaker 2: She has kids. I don't why is this even a discussion.
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  Speaker 2: She can keep a kid, keep the cat, leave mine.
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  Speaker 2: You can come visit. You know what, These things happen
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  Speaker 2: in America, not in South Africa. You get killed for
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  Speaker 2: stuff like that. You don't take my cat?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Sure? What happens to your friendship?
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  Speaker 2: What friendship? A friend wouldn't do this, family wouldn't do this.
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  Speaker 2: You know how they say? Cats come and go, friends
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  Speaker 2: coming go?
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  Speaker 4: Sure, Thank you very much for your time, Ma'm you welcome.
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  Speaker 4: What are you doing at the court house today?
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  Speaker 5: I was the one afternoon Saturday afternoon, just chilling with
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  Speaker 5: the with the brothers and friends. Knock on the door.
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  Speaker 5: The young lady came to tell me somebody broke your
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  Speaker 5: car window two o'clock the afternoon, broad daylight.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 5: The first thing I do is I grabbed my gun.
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  Speaker 1: And it's a license gun.
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  Speaker 5: Yes it is. My dear passenger side window was completely cracked,
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  Speaker 5: still intact, but completely cracked. So she shed The guy
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  Speaker 5: walked around the corner and as I come around, walked
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  Speaker 5: around a corner not even twenty meters. I see this
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  Speaker 5: guy walking towards me nicely dressed cream pants, yellow shirt,
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  Speaker 5: brown leather jacket, oh sunglasses. I went straight up to him,
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  Speaker 5: into his face, grabbed him by the shoulder, said did
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  Speaker 5: you just break my peep window? He said, know it's
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  Speaker 5: not me, and I said, SI to him, don't talk
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  Speaker 5: to me. And as I'm saying that, I basically leaned
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  Speaker 5: back to punch him. And then he pulled the screwdriver,
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  Speaker 5: and as he pulled the sw pulled my gun. But
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  Speaker 5: then he pulled the screw driver to throw it away,
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  Speaker 5: and he flung it over the house. And as he
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  Speaker 5: did that, I ate him with a gun in the face.
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  Speaker 5: I thought he was gonna stab me with the strew
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  Speaker 5: and then I was beating him, kicking him, and then
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  Speaker 5: my brothers and my friends pulled me off. Was it
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  Speaker 5: him that it was him? Such a decent guy, Such
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  Speaker 5: a decent guy. Anyway, we took him back to the
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  Speaker 5: car and I said him, see what you did, and
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  Speaker 5: he was still saying something. I took his face and
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  Speaker 5: I bashed it through the window. Whoa yeah, And I
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  Speaker 5: was hitting him again while his head was half way
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  Speaker 5: through the window, eating one on the back of the
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  Speaker 5: gun at the back of his head. Anyway, they pulled
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  Speaker 5: me all. They put me in the house. Then at
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  Speaker 5: that moment he ran away. Yes, my brothers and my
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  Speaker 5: friend chased him. They caught him around the corner again.
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  Speaker 5: He pulled a knife on them. That's when I came again,
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  Speaker 5: and when he saw me drop the knife, but it
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  Speaker 5: was too late and I eat him. His own face
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  Speaker 5: was bleeding. His face against the curb. But it's because
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  Speaker 5: he was so like in a violence sight. Yes, I
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  Speaker 5: dragged him by his pen's leg until the police came
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  Speaker 5: because my wife on the police. Yes, I explained, and uh,
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  Speaker 5: I check in the back of the van. Ten minutes later,
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  Speaker 5: his family came. I apologize and ask if I want
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  Speaker 5: to please retract the case. So I said, no, not
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  Speaker 5: gonna happen. I'll play for my own window. Three four
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  Speaker 5: months later, got a call from prosecutor court case. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: I appear in court my very first time. I explained
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  Speaker 5: to the judge what happened. The prosecutor asked me questions,
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  Speaker 5: do I know what a drunk person looks like? He
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  Speaker 5: claims he was drunk. Yes, he's in the court. His
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  Speaker 5: face was still serving the after me. Then he told
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  Speaker 5: the judge I beat him. I pulled my gun on him.
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  Speaker 5: I hit him in the face. The judge asked me,
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  Speaker 5: did you do that? I said, yes, I did, Okay,
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  Speaker 5: Max said, but the reason why I did it was
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  Speaker 5: he pulled the screw. Di wan me. Yes, my brother
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  Speaker 5: chased him. He pulled the knife on him. Yes, I
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  Speaker 5: said him. When I caught him, I dis owned him.
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  Speaker 5: The judge asked him it was mister Jacobs. Say it's true.
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  Speaker 5: He said, yes, So just say him. You are lucky
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  Speaker 5: to be alive. Must you take all the right to
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  Speaker 5: shoot you?
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  Speaker 1: Wow?
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  Speaker 5: Have you got send them?
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  Speaker 1: Two years? You see you?
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  Speaker 2: You sing?
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  Speaker 5: I know I've got off you sing up a fun
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  Speaker 5: Other breaks in the area as well. I think about
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  Speaker 5: eighteen months later, I came out of my driveway and
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  Speaker 5: I saw him with the two women, and I walked
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  Speaker 5: up to him. I took his hand and I said,
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  Speaker 5: you know Mina. Yes, yes, uncle putting me on in there,
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  Speaker 5: I said me, uncle, thank you, thank you very much
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  Speaker 5: for your time.
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  Speaker 1: Sir, you welcome in.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, that's like a Hollywood movie written by Steven Spielberg.
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  Speaker 3: There was a full action scene in there.
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  Speaker 1: Bruce Wallis was in there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, man, Jean Claude Van Damn twice to save the day.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: This, but let's talk about the cats.
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  Speaker 1: There's a lot to unpack there. That's two very different
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  Speaker 1: cat fights going on.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's what what what I think? I don't know
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  Speaker 3: how many people heard the second story after the first story.
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  Speaker 1: But don't get between a woman and her cat. She
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  Speaker 1: is ready to take to the very edge or a
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  Speaker 1: cat lady very.
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  Speaker 3: Own now our resident cat lady.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I am now.
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  Speaker 6: Imagine somebody telling you that they are just going to
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  Speaker 6: take your cat.
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  Speaker 3: So that the.
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  Speaker 6: Cats can be A cat will survive. Cat will be like,
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  Speaker 6: thank god, I got rid of that other cat.
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  Speaker 1: Now I can be the sole focus again. No, you cannot.
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  Speaker 6: The cat is more attached to the to the person
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  Speaker 6: than the other cat. Unless they are brothers or sisters.
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  Speaker 6: That cat will.
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  Speaker 1: Go and find other friends.
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  Speaker 4: You cannot.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, do you know something's left?
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  Speaker 1: You take your cat? I take mine? What's the issue?
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  Speaker 3: Someone's child? You can't separate the kid.
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  Speaker 5: That's it yet for the kids to.
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  Speaker 1: Be to be together.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you know in Switzerland, I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: you've ever heard this before, but they have a law
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  Speaker 3: in Switzerland where if you have a guinea pig, you
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  Speaker 3: can never have just one guinea pig.
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  Speaker 1: You have to have two.
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  Speaker 3: That's the law. Because they are social animals. They can't
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  Speaker 3: be alone cats.
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  Speaker 1: They're not social.
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  Speaker 6: They don't like thick people, other cats.
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  Speaker 1: They just like I want to be living.
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  Speaker 4: I wish the cats themselves could go to court because
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  Speaker 4: they don't.
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  Speaker 1: They don't belong to anybody. They belong to themselves.
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  Speaker 6: Have you asked the cats, you know what they need
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  Speaker 6: to do.
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  Speaker 3: They need to put both those ladies there, Yes, and
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  Speaker 3: put both the cats on the other side of the
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  Speaker 3: and they both go wherever the cats go to. That's it.
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  Speaker 6: And no sneaking catnip in your sock.
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  Speaker 1: Or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if there's anywhere written in the law
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  Speaker 3: where this judge can cite case law or whatever in
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  Speaker 3: our constitution tuition to go, who gets what cat? Tricky
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  Speaker 3: case that's in the courts in particular.
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  Speaker 1: Goodwood right now?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, great stories for me and give my ship broken? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: a friendship broken, it's gone first.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, sad story on
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  Speaker 1: What is going on