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Guys must pick 1: Homegood and TJ Maxx · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: So we were talking about the intercom thing and have you ever been in a store where somebody actually picked up the intercom?
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  SPEAKER_01: It did something that they weren't supposed to be doing on the intercom.
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  SPEAKER_01: It wasn't official.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh let's see.
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  SPEAKER_00: I never have been in a store where someone who didn't work there was doing it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, we w we you know we would say things like, Ally Payne, please return to hosiery.
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  unknown: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: After hours, you know, you might get a little some extra flair on the intercom.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, but this kid literally got on the intercom and played it off as he goes, Marshall's is closed now.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I would assume it's well before it was closed.
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  SPEAKER_01: And they busted him right away.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you gotta be prepared for the side effect of that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna ask you a question.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I can't ask you.
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  SPEAKER_01: I have to ask all the boys in the audience a question.
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  SPEAKER_01: And this is gonna be painful because I know you love to answer things.
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  SPEAKER_01: I do.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: So this happened, like I said, in a Marshalls.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's the sister store to a TJ Maxx and a home goods.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is for the guys only.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: We know that the ladies love the Max, love the Marshalls, love the Home Goods.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: For the guys, and they can only answer.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you have to follow your wife or partner around one of these stores, one of these two.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: TJ Maxx or Home Goods, you must pick one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh man.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's your answer?
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  SPEAKER_01: Home Goods.
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  SPEAKER_01: And why Home Goods?
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh TJ Maxx just always feels like a big flea market to me.
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  SPEAKER_00: You shut your mouth.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, I'm Home Goods has a lot to see.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like I can occupy myself with a Home Goods.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can spin in a chair for hours in the background.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sure, that too.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I I mean I always end up gravitating towards like pots and pants.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Home Goods just feels uh like I for me the TJ Maxx, and I get this is a big female thing, you know, these stores.
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  SPEAKER_01: This is like the Holy Trinity, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh, but for me, TJ Maxx, when I walk in, I get um immediately overrun with that huge female section.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Two rows of guys' clothes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, that's that was gonna be my point is you have clothes and stuff, and wait a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: Nothing ever is my size.
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  SPEAKER_01: All the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or orange my size, and it's something I would never wear.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's got like fooboo on it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Scott's never wearing foo boo.
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  SPEAKER_01: I know you want me to, but no.
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  SPEAKER_00: But what about all the little tchotchkis?
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  SPEAKER_00: I always see all the they almost remind me of stocking stuffers around the holidays.
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  SPEAKER_00: It'll be like the tabletop beer pong.
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  SPEAKER_01: As a guy, all that crap.
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  SPEAKER_01: Over right and white by the men's stuff?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So here's a whole wall of underwear, uh-huh, which is a fine.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, but then next to it is I have toys that were like thrown out of Fisher Price.
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  SPEAKER_01: These are like Bisher Rice.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then there's finger bowling.
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  SPEAKER_01: Finger bowling.
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  SPEAKER_01: I get overwhelmed at the TJ Maxx.
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  SPEAKER_01: I walk in, it's too much of a ladies' clothing section, and how many dresses from the sundress era do you need?
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  SPEAKER_01: Jesus.
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  SPEAKER_00: But also, that's where I found your Star Trek socks.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sometimes you can get a gem in there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Where did you find that in there?
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  SPEAKER_00: In the Tchotchke finger bowling section.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, you know what happens when I'm at TJ Maxx?
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  SPEAKER_01: This is just the guy answer.
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  SPEAKER_01: I find myself gravitating back towards like the home goods section.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which I could go across the street to home goods and walk through a whole store of it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Guys only, you are okay, you lost the bet.
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  SPEAKER_01: You have to follow your wife or your partner around for the one of two stops.
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  SPEAKER_01: Which one are you gonna choose?
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  SPEAKER_01: You have to choose one of the two.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love 5484's answer.
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  SPEAKER_01: What is it?
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  SPEAKER_00: Home goods.
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  SPEAKER_00: She's likely to spend less there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really?
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  SPEAKER_00: I would think more.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, I can find all the all the things I don't need at TJ Maxx.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's all the little things.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, I went in there for body wash, and then I'm walking out with$112 or something.
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  SPEAKER_01: And a suitcase.
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  SPEAKER_00: And a suitcase.
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  SPEAKER_01: And by the way, nothing wrong with TJ Maxx.
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  SPEAKER_01: I think it's designed for the female.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's for me as walking in, I'm like, oh it's those small little it's like when you were playing Super Mario Bros.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like me hitting mushrooms with going through the store.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like bring, bring, bring, bring.
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  SPEAKER_00: I get such a dopamine hit.
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  SPEAKER_01: What does Fubu stand for?
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  SPEAKER_00: For us by us.
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  SPEAKER_00: There.
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  SPEAKER_01: Really?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I didn't know that.
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  SPEAKER_00: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, then you learn something new every day.