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FULL SHOW: The Keyzie & Pugs Brekky · The Hauraki Big Show

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Speaker 1: It's the hood. I can break first with Keezy and Pugs.
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Speaker 2: It's time to size.
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Speaker 3: This is the biggest, biggest, the biggest, It's the biggest,
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Speaker 3: big show.
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Speaker 1: With Jason Hoych Night Minogue and Good Morning New Zealand.
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Speaker 2: It is Monday, the twelfth of January twenty twenty six.
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Speaker 2: That sounds weird, doesn't it. Pugs, how are you feeling today? Man,
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Speaker 2: first first day back at radio Keezy.
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Speaker 3: Let me just say this, you sound good, thanks man,
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Speaker 3: I am well rested.
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Speaker 1: Pugs. You don't like shits get back. You had a
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Speaker 1: terrible sole. I know that for a fact.
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Speaker 3: I literally could not sleep and I drink the entire
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Speaker 3: night about screwing this up?
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Speaker 2: How are you screwing it up? Out of curiosity? Was
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Speaker 2: it like technique wise with the boards there, or was
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Speaker 2: it your content or all of the above? Key right,
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Speaker 2: all of the above, Keezy.
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Speaker 3: No, it was more just in a sense that I
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Speaker 3: just didn't have my stuff together and I was just
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Speaker 3: sloppy work. Yeah right, Okay, so you can expect it's
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Speaker 3: going to be real tight, real refined for the next
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Speaker 3: four hours.
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Speaker 2: Brother, what about that content is gonna be pretty shit hot.
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Speaker 1: Ah CAZy, I've been planning all summer long.
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Speaker 2: That means he's got nothing, but hey, this show is
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Speaker 2: still gonna be absolutely excellent. It is Kezy and Pugs
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Speaker 2: Son for the rest of the week. If you do
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Speaker 2: need to get in touch, three four eight three is
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Speaker 2: the number, also, Pugs. Look, it's barely after six am.
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Speaker 2: It's the first radio shift of the year.
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Speaker 1: Can we go into something real chill here and just
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Speaker 1: sort of ease into the year? Yeah? Why not?
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Speaker 3: Man?
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Speaker 1: Is this Nirvana?
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Speaker 2: It's literally the exact opposite of what I asked for.
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Speaker 2: Pugs rock on Brother.
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Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty six.
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Speaker 4: We're off to a terrible start for the Hdarchy. Big
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Speaker 4: show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.
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Speaker 2: Is the Gorillas on the Hodarky Breakfast Monday Morning with
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Speaker 2: Keyzy and old pugsn and I'm to be ones Pugs.
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Speaker 2: This is the first proper radio we have done in
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Speaker 2: twenty twenty six. This is the This is kind of
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Speaker 2: how we're going to start the year, and this level
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Speaker 2: of quality is going to carry us through for the
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Speaker 2: rest of the year. All Right, So what I'm saying
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Speaker 2: is our content needs to be shit hot.
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Speaker 3: Chris, Can I just say I had a radio shift
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Speaker 3: yesterday on Hodaki.
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Speaker 1: It was hot shit.
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Speaker 2: Okay, so you've.
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Speaker 1: Come in rearing to go. That's good. It's nail this one.
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Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
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Speaker 2: This is breaking news. A Daneitan fish and chip shop
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Speaker 2: had an unlikely lock in over the weekend as a
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Speaker 2: stranded sea lion visited the store.
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Speaker 1: Yes, so I thought, that's when you're going to jump in.
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Speaker 1: Ah no, you're reading this story. Sorry, yeah, do you
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Speaker 1: want to go again to it? Oh?
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Speaker 2: No, that like what I literally just said the whole
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Speaker 2: thing about we need to start strong.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because this is going to be carry starting
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Speaker 1: so strong. I was like, how am I gonna Well,
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Speaker 1: I just I put the way it works pug.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, yeah, I start basically, I see the
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Speaker 2: Deneten Fish and Chip shop had an unlikely locking over
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Speaker 2: the weekend as a stranded sea lion. Yeah, so I
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Speaker 2: thought you were going to jump in like that's okay.
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Speaker 1: I was being professional, like I've read the story. No,
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Speaker 1: you're good, You're good.
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Speaker 2: Okay, it's fine.
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Speaker 1: I just basically Dneedin Fish and Chip shop.
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Speaker 2: They couldn't get out of the shop because the sea
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Speaker 2: lion walked in, walked in through the front door. Like
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Speaker 2: on its Well, actually, it probably didn't walk and open
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Speaker 2: the door. I think it probably flopped.
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Speaker 1: Get hey, guys, how if shoes off or flippers all good?
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Speaker 2: You're right, probably sort of flopped in and then just
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Speaker 2: refused to leave and just sat on the door mat.
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Speaker 1: They're large, aren't they? Are they the more aggressive ones?
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm looking at the photo here. It's bloody
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Speaker 2: large and it's right in front of the front door there.
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Speaker 2: So it's not a baby or anything like this. Is
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Speaker 2: this bloke means business?
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Speaker 3: I could see why it went to the fish and
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Speaker 3: chip shop. As a sea lion. If you were going
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Speaker 3: to go to any store, yeah you get fish. Yeah
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Speaker 3: that's right, You're not going to go to Bunning's trade.
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Speaker 1: What do you reckon?
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Speaker 2: A sea lion would order from a fish and chip shop?
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Speaker 1: Do you reckon?
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Speaker 2: It would be like one snapper, scoop of chips, hot dog.
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Speaker 3: I was gonna say, curry roll, to be fair, curry roll,
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Speaker 3: get out of here.
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Speaker 1: Are huge on the curry roll?
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Speaker 2: Now you just been ridiculous, tell you what I mean.
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Speaker 2: It started rough, but we got there in the and
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Speaker 2: I think it's going to be a good year. Space hog.
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Speaker 4: The hold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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Speaker 4: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold iking you.
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Speaker 1: Two there on the Darkey Breakfast.
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Speaker 2: It is Monday Morning with Kezy and pugsn first radio
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Speaker 2: show back for yours truly in a moato, say Pugs,
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Speaker 2: it is humming along mate, doing a good job.
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Speaker 3: Oh thanks man, we're absolutely firing. Great texture and three
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Speaker 3: for eight three great show so far, fellas.
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Speaker 2: Really yeah yeah, wow, keep those ticks coming through. We
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Speaker 2: have got prizes galore, do we We don't know. I
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Speaker 2: don't think we do, do we?
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: I'm sure we can rustle up some Reburger bouches or something.
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Speaker 1: There'll be something around here.
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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure there's going to be a conflict
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Speaker 3: in the Sponsorship's there if you're giving away Reburger in
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Speaker 3: the morning? Keezy?
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Speaker 2: Oh is this not sponsored by Reburger?
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Speaker 1: I don't. I hate no comment.
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Wait, so it's too early. You can't even say Reburger.
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Speaker 1: You look listen, man, every time you say it. Man,
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Speaker 1: we're losing weeks and weeks of sponsorship.
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Speaker 2: Here, right, Okay, okay, Well, one thing I would like
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Speaker 2: to sort of plug on the radio, if that's all
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Speaker 2: good with you. Pugs is my favorite band, well, one
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Speaker 2: of my favorite bands of all time. Number one band
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Speaker 2: for me is the Rolling Stones.
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Speaker 1: Number two.
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Speaker 2: To be honest, listening wise, number one is probably this
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Speaker 2: Kiwi band, Fat Frede's Drop.
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Speaker 1: A Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Every single year I get my sort of listening habits back.
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Speaker 1: I'm on Apple Music. I'm that one guy who has
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Speaker 1: Apple Music rather than Spotify.
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Speaker 2: Fat Freddy's Drop is always miles out in front and
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Speaker 2: in May they are performing their debut album based on
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Speaker 2: a true story from start to finish. They're going around
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Speaker 2: the country Aukland, Wellington and christ Church and Hodaki is
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Speaker 2: on board with it, which hopefully means we get free tickets.
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Speaker 3: But I have been annoying the daylights out of prebs
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Speaker 3: to see if we can't get some sponsor tickets. Gone yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 3: I mean I should just buy them, and I probably
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Speaker 3: still willow yeah, But come on.
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Speaker 2: You're loaded, Pugs man. Just get some cash out, would you. However,
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Speaker 2: we've got a great offer right now. It's called four
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Speaker 2: Mates to Freddy's to win tickets to the show of
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Speaker 2: your choice for you and three mates text fat so
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Speaker 2: three four eight three You can get all the details
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Speaker 2: from the gigs page up at Hoducky dot co dot MZ.
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Speaker 2: Decide which one you'd like to go along to.
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Speaker 1: But if you're.
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Speaker 2: Unsure which album is based on a true story? This
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Speaker 2: album I bought maybe like a week after it came
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Speaker 2: out and it has been on regular rotate.
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Speaker 1: It features a couple of these tunes where do you Go?
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Speaker 1: Where do you Go? I can't help that's roading when
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Speaker 1: it comes down.
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Speaker 3: That as a tune you actually give to be that
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Speaker 3: vinyl when you guys so graciously bought me that vinyl
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Speaker 3: player last year did we give you based on based
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Speaker 3: on a true sorry? And I listened to it maybe
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Speaker 3: once a week.
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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I love it. So that's Roady from Fat
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Speaker 2: Freddy's Drop, and of course Wandering It is a tune
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Speaker 2: of course, the one that started it all. I kind
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Speaker 2: of music video as well. They're all working in the
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Speaker 2: fish and Chip shop, a whole lot of famous kiwis
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Speaker 2: come in. It's bloody good stuff. Fat Freddy's Drop pretending
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Speaker 2: in May per forming their groundbreaking album based on a
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Speaker 2: true story. You've got Awk, and you've got Wellington, You've
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Speaker 2: got christ Church. If you are keen to go to
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Speaker 2: any of those with three mates text fat to three
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Speaker 2: four eight three.
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Speaker 1: I did wonder why all the Texters were calling me fat.
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Speaker 4: The hidiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike, and Keezy tune
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Speaker 4: in four on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 2: Lump Presidents of the USA on the hid Ikey Breakfast Show.
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Speaker 2: You've got Kezy and pugsun here not only with you
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Speaker 2: this morning, but also for the rest of the week.
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Speaker 3: Keezy, I got a possible PR issue that I need
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Speaker 3: to cover off with you.
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Speaker 1: Yes, So essentially late last year, is.
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Speaker 2: This sorry, just quickly, is this big show? Pr Is
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Speaker 2: it going to look bad for the show?
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Speaker 1: Potentially could look bad for the show?
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Speaker 3: Okay, more for me personally or rather professionally around the office.
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Speaker 2: Oh well, I'm not too fazed.
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Speaker 1: In sweet shoul we just call it there, no tell
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Speaker 1: you tell me about it.
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Speaker 2: It's just like if it's going to make Jason look
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Speaker 2: bad or Mike or me, you know're.
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Speaker 1: Going to love it.
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Speaker 3: So essentially late last year, you might have seen a
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Speaker 3: few of the items that hang around.
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Speaker 1: The acc area in the studio. There are essentially six toys.
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Speaker 2: There are a lot of six toys in there. One
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Speaker 2: of them like there's a giant purple Fellus.
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Speaker 1: There's a couple of foullye Actually, this was like it
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Speaker 1: always freaks me out because at one point was on
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Speaker 1: the back of the door and you walk and you
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Speaker 1: close the door and almost get slapped in the face
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Speaker 1: of this giant purple And they're throwing them around all
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Speaker 1: the time.
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Speaker 3: They've got like sponsorship segments and stuff where they're just
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Speaker 3: buffing them around the office.
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Speaker 1: Juvenile. Really, it's an hr nightmare.
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Speaker 3: But there is another toy in there that doesn't resemble
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Speaker 3: a Fellus, but resembles another human body part that sits
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Speaker 3: around in the studio.
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Speaker 1: Okay, now I have thoroughly gone over.
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Speaker 2: You have visually all of these six toys. Yea, there
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Speaker 2: is one in particular which is frightening. It is it
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Speaker 2: is of and I'm just describing it purely so that
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Speaker 2: the audience gets an idea.
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Speaker 1: Cover your ears, kids in the car, et cter, et cetera.
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Speaker 2: Yep, you're allowed to say this word at school a
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Speaker 2: mouth ah exactly.
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Speaker 3: So that's been sitting in the ACEC studio, just sort
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Speaker 3: of tucked around the corner of the heir. Now, late
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Speaker 3: last year, I remember a conversation that I had with
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Speaker 3: g Lane head of the ACC where I made a
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Speaker 3: joke and I said, ah, you're going to come back
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Speaker 3: from the holidays man, and that that thing's going to
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Speaker 3: be missing, and lying that I was going to take
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Speaker 3: it home secretly over the holidays for personal use.
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Speaker 1: The mouth flashlight thing. Yeah, okay, I like that. You
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Speaker 1: call it that anyway.
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Speaker 3: Come to find I was mosying around the a SEC
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Speaker 3: studio today.
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Speaker 2: What you're doing in there?
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Speaker 3: Oh?
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Speaker 1: Sorry on Friday? Was it Friday? Friday? Unrelated reasons? It
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Speaker 1: was a Friday.
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Speaker 3: Wasn't a hoidy j going to see if there's any
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Speaker 3: chips around kind of moment?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what it was. It would have been
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Speaker 1: you stealing free beers out of the fridge.
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Speaker 3: No, no, okay, I was just looking. I was just
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Speaker 3: having a nosey, right, And I walked past where I
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Speaker 3: initially saw this toy late last year and lo and behold,
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Speaker 3: yeah it's gone. Oh the toy is gone. So over
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Speaker 3: that break, somebody else has taken it. And now because
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Speaker 3: I've had that conversation with g Lane, He's going to
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Speaker 3: get back his holiday see that it's not there, and
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Speaker 3: who's he going to think of?
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Speaker 1: Old punks?
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Speaker 2: Old Pugs. Okay, so there's really only two culprits here.
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Speaker 2: The guy who said he was going to take it, yeah,
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Speaker 2: well he's not the one really taking it, or the
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Speaker 2: guy who knew it was going to be taken so
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Speaker 2: took it first.
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Speaker 1: That's actually not a bad shout.
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Speaker 3: I did not think that he might have just done
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Speaker 3: that and got a hit of it, because you know,
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Speaker 3: I maybe gave him a bit of a fright when
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Speaker 3: I said that I was going to take it. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: and so he's gone, right. I need to get around
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Speaker 3: this and get in there before all pugsun.
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Speaker 2: Does because there's to be honest Pugs. And I mean
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Speaker 2: this was the utmost respect.
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Speaker 1: Oh, here we go.
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Speaker 2: There's only two people I could think of that would.
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Speaker 1: Love me with gla.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, that's too far. That is too far.
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Speaker 2: So did you take it, Pugs? Because in my mind
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Speaker 2: also you did take it. You're trying to get out
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Speaker 2: ahead of.
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Speaker 3: This and and spin this door. Did not steal the
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Speaker 3: ac C sex toy. Why are you saying it in
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Speaker 3: a weird excit like Bell Clinton? Yeah, I know I
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Speaker 3: get it.
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Speaker 2: But why it makes you seem more guilty that you
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Speaker 2: can't even just look me in the eye and say
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Speaker 2: you didn't look.
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Speaker 1: I was looking because I wanted to take it all right,
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Speaker 1: And it's gone right okay, So g Lane's got it properly.
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Speaker 4: Discuss the Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
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Speaker 4: Radio Hurdarchy.
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Speaker 1: On the Hurdarchy Breakfast.
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Speaker 2: It is almost seven am this Monday morning, the twelfth
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Speaker 2: of Jen twenty twenty six. By the way, you got
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Speaker 2: Kezy here and pugs Son coming up after seven o'clock. Pugs,
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Speaker 2: we thought we'd dust off a big show favorite whenever
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Speaker 2: we cover breakfast, it is what's on the Breakfast New
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Speaker 2: Zealand with me Keesy, Or.
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Speaker 3: If you're a big fan like us and you like
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Speaker 3: to colloquialize, what's on the bricky Bricky, Yeah, it's just
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Speaker 3: bricky time round here man totally.
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Speaker 2: Pugs Son three four eight three, send through what you
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Speaker 2: are having for breakfast? Put you in the drawer for
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Speaker 2: some prizes. The good news is we didn't have any
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Speaker 2: prizes at the beginning of the show, but Pugs has
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Speaker 2: been doing some rooting around in the old prize cup.
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Speaker 1: But there, what have you got for.
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Speaker 2: Us, Pugs?
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Speaker 3: Well, I've been in the acc studio and I've got
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Speaker 3: a whole bunch of FOULI.
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Speaker 1: To give away. Oh really yeah yeah, sticking it from
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Speaker 1: the perstl stash.
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Speaker 2: No vouchers for Reburger anything.
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Speaker 1: Oh maybe, Okay, I'll see what I can do.
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Speaker 2: Plus, Pugs has a wacky buzzy related issue with his instagram.
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Speaker 1: Okay, that's maybe the worst teas of all time. That's
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Speaker 1: is it not correct?
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Speaker 3: My explore page has been contaminated. Ah, okay, and it's
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Speaker 3: it's going to cause a bit of a drummer And
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Speaker 3: it's not your fault. Well, of course it's not my fault.
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Speaker 3: What am I an animal? Yes?
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Speaker 4: Maybe the hood Aching Big Show with J, Mike and Kezy.
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Speaker 4: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
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Speaker 1: Good Morning New Zealand.
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Speaker 2: It is Monday, the twelfth of January twenty twenty six.
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Speaker 2: You do have the Big Show covering Bricky no Hoidy,
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Speaker 2: J no Mogi, but you do have Keezy and Pugs
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Speaker 2: on Morning Pugs Morning, Kezy Man, how are you feeling?
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Speaker 3: I'm feeling a hell of a lot better than I
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Speaker 3: did an hour ago. Let me say that I've had
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Speaker 3: a black and instant coffee and two tablespoons of a
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Speaker 3: cheer pudding.
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Speaker 2: Perfect. It looks delicious. You've got it in an old
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Speaker 2: al Paso salsagear.
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Speaker 1: Like perfect size, perfect size, it's.
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Speaker 2: A perfect size. My wife often makes a little cheer
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Speaker 2: seed puddings, which is like, you know, cheer seeds and
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Speaker 2: yogurts and all sorts of stuff.
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Speaker 1: Right, you can just bang anything in there, man, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: it's the pugs On approach to life. Really, just bang
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Speaker 1: anything in the yeah.
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Speaker 3: Man.
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Speaker 2: Speaking of bricky though, Pugs coming up shortly. What's on
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Speaker 2: the bricky with me?
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Speaker 1: Keezy?
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Speaker 2: Keep those texts coming through on three four eight three.
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Speaker 2: What are you having for breakfast today? They're already flooding
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Speaker 2: in and tell you what I'm salivating. I'm impressed just
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Speaker 2: reading these, for example, rittle in an evape banger. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: that sounds delicious. Keep the ticks coming on three four
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Speaker 2: eight three. In the meantime, go this is a tune?
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Speaker 1: Who's this again? Stereophonic?
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Speaker 2: That's right.
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Speaker 1: It's the Hidarchy.
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Speaker 4: Breakfast, The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodak.
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Speaker 2: The Phillies on the Hidarky Breakfast Monday Morning with Keezy
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Speaker 2: and pugsun and the Big Show and its entirety is
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Speaker 2: officially back this Friday, Pugs. We're kicking things off with
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Speaker 2: a Black Clash warm up a party the day before
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Speaker 2: the Black Clash, which is happening this Saturday, the seventeenth
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Speaker 2: of Jan at bay Oval and Todunger. We are going
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Speaker 2: to Bruco Mount Monganui again.
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Speaker 3: That was an absolute stonker the last summer Room and
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Speaker 3: totung A two years ago. Two years ago, it absolutely
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Speaker 3: packed out. I had to add another speaker to our lives.
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Speaker 3: He did it too, and like shuffle them all around
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Speaker 3: because there were so many people tuning up. The people
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Speaker 3: of Totunga came through and also people around the country
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Speaker 3: come into the Black Clash.
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Speaker 1: It's a massive party. There was a massive party.
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Speaker 2: I remember because my parents Don and Mon were like,
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Speaker 2: oh we might pop down, and so I did. I
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Speaker 2: saved them a table. They came down and it was
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Speaker 2: too loud for.
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Speaker 3: Them, that's right. And I bought I bought your brother
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Speaker 3: a coke, a coke. I got him a diet coke.
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Speaker 2: You bought him a diet coke with your money? Yeah,
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Speaker 2: so I owe you a diet coke.
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Speaker 1: Well yeah, well he does, yeah you do.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, he's not buying you a diet coke. I'll
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Speaker 2: definitely do it, but it was so raucous and loud
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Speaker 2: because I was like to Mama Dale was like, oh,
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Speaker 2: you know, Scotty Raised Robinson's coming down for an interview.
15:51
Speaker 2: You know, there would be various sports stars and they
15:53
Speaker 2: were interested. I had some great interviews with them, but
15:55
Speaker 2: then they actually left early because it was too loud
15:57
Speaker 2: and it was.
15:57
Speaker 3: Too raucous, and the guy got his down stair out
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Speaker 3: and I had to tell him off.
16:01
Speaker 2: I saw a man's penis, And unfortunately it's this That
16:05
Speaker 2: was the first of a run of about three live
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Speaker 2: shows where I, for some reason, people got you know,
16:12
Speaker 2: maybe had a few too many diet cokes themselves, and
16:15
Speaker 2: then got their downstairs out and decided that showing us
16:17
Speaker 2: the downstairs was the right thing to do.
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Speaker 3: Which, let me just say this, it's not It isn't
16:24
Speaker 3: not a Bruco Mount Monganui. Wait, don't you dare get
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Speaker 3: your downstairs out in front of old Keezy?
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Speaker 2: Why are you in front of me, specifically.
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Speaker 1: In front of Kezy specifically? Do not do it, Pugs.
16:37
Speaker 1: I feel like, what are you going to achieve by
16:39
Speaker 1: egging people like this? You want people to flash me Chris.
16:42
Speaker 1: I'm literally telling them not to daring me. Don't call
16:46
Speaker 1: me that. Don't call me Chris. My name is Kezyris.
16:51
Speaker 2: That was a long time ago. Pugs, if you are
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Speaker 2: keen to join us though Breuco Mount Monganui this Friday,
16:56
Speaker 2: four pm. You're talking, Jase, You're talking, Mike, You're talking,
16:59
Speaker 2: Keezy and Pugs plus special guests from the Black Clash
17:02
Speaker 2: four pm Mount Mangnuy Bruco Free Backbone Teas Big Show
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Speaker 2: broadcasting live, first show for the year. We'll see you there.
17:10
Speaker 2: Also keep those texts coming. In three four eight three
17:12
Speaker 2: what's on the Breakfast? We've got fifty dollars Reburger vouchers
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Speaker 2: to give away. What are you having for Breakfast?
17:17
Speaker 4: New Zealand The Hidarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy.
17:21
Speaker 2: Tune in on Radio Darchy seven twenty three on the
17:25
Speaker 2: Hidarchy Breakfast That is the Cure with Keezy and pugsn
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Speaker 2: and it's time to give away some vouchers.
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Speaker 1: Ah you hey, guys. Text here from Steve. What's on
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Speaker 1: the breakfast with me?
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Speaker 2: Kicky?
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Speaker 1: That's right?
17:41
Speaker 2: What's on the Breakfast? New Zealand formerly what's for breakfast
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Speaker 2: New Zealand? Formerly before that, what's for tea, New Zealand?
17:49
Speaker 1: What's on the dinner? New Zealand? That's what normally? What's
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Speaker 1: for teen?
17:52
Speaker 2: New Zealand? Okay, basically you text through three four eight
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Speaker 2: three what you are having for bricky and and doing
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Speaker 2: so boom in the draw fifty dollars reburg about you?
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Speaker 1: First of all, pugs, what are you having for breakfast?
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Speaker 3: Cazi in a small in an old El Paso salsager.
18:09
Speaker 3: I have a cheer pudding with cheer seeds, leaden seeds,
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Speaker 3: hemp hearts, hemp parts, yeah, hemp.
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Speaker 2: What the hell are they?
18:17
Speaker 1: Some like protein powder stuff? What are hemp parts?
18:21
Speaker 3: I don't know, but there are much hair putting and
18:25
Speaker 3: I've also added on some Greek yogurt and some peanut butter.
18:31
Speaker 1: Peanut butter.
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Speaker 2: Sorry, I can just backbone stuffs, hugs and can I
18:34
Speaker 2: say that you fit in perfectly with the hudaky audience.
18:39
Speaker 2: Check this out, just finished night shifts of vape and
18:43
Speaker 2: a sleep for breakfast for me cheers It's from heath Yeah,
18:46
Speaker 2: one off, there's any hemp hearts in that vape? Dean
18:50
Speaker 2: and todung is having a chicken dim sum delicious yum?
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Speaker 1: Is it a triangle one some question mark?
18:58
Speaker 3: I think it is more round than that, Okay, if
19:01
Speaker 3: I'm not mistaken. I mean I could be being racist
19:03
Speaker 3: right now. I'm not sure what to food calling that.
19:06
Speaker 1: I don't think you could be racist, to be fair.
19:10
Speaker 2: If anyone's gonna be racist to food, you'll you be you. Yeah,
19:13
Speaker 2: I'm just google dim sum. No, that circle our round.
19:16
Speaker 2: They're almost like a large version of a dumpling. So
19:19
Speaker 2: you're the racist one, apparently. Yeah, get a Feller's Jesse here,
19:23
Speaker 2: Hi Jesse Gluten free wheetbooks for Bricky. Don't mock them
19:26
Speaker 2: till you try them.
19:27
Speaker 3: I've been down on the gluten free stuff lately, as then,
19:30
Speaker 3: like I've been.
19:30
Speaker 1: Down with it.
19:32
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're anti it.
19:33
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I'm getting down with it because I've
19:36
Speaker 3: noticed that I've tried a couple of things and they
19:38
Speaker 3: just taste exactly the same. And I mean, I'm sure
19:40
Speaker 3: gluten's fine. I'm not really that bothered about that kind
19:42
Speaker 3: of thing. But if it helps and I get a
19:45
Speaker 3: gluten free item, right, you know, I'll take the benefit.
19:49
Speaker 2: So you're saying you quite often have eaten stuff that
19:51
Speaker 2: is gluten free and thought that's delicious.
19:53
Speaker 1: Not notice the difference?
19:54
Speaker 2: Oh really? Yeah, because there is a very like miniaho
19:57
Speaker 2: DOA's breakfast. We went away to the Corimental for a
19:59
Speaker 2: week over the New Year break there. His partner is
20:02
Speaker 2: a Celiac, which means cannot have gluten.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
20:05
Speaker 2: And we ordered pizzas at this nice winery we were at,
20:08
Speaker 2: and holy cow, the gluten free pizzato.
20:11
Speaker 1: No, it's more like the dough.
20:13
Speaker 3: The consistency of the dough and a gluten free pizza garbage.
20:16
Speaker 1: It just it tastes like it's Yeah, it's weird, right,
20:18
Speaker 1: it's It's the one thing I have noticed. Yeah, check
20:22
Speaker 1: this one out.
20:22
Speaker 2: Man Todd and Rikaiah Lazagna topper court on Blue as well,
20:28
Speaker 2: washed back with a Rothman red and the gatorade.
20:30
Speaker 3: That's quite a conflict of flavors there, going from a
20:33
Speaker 3: Lasagne topper straight to the corn on blue.
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Speaker 1: I feel like it's quite polarizing. Usually you go one
20:37
Speaker 1: or the other.
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Speaker 2: I beg to differ pugs because quite often, and I'm
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Speaker 2: a huge Lasagna topp of guy, quite often I can't
20:43
Speaker 2: choose between a court on Blue and Lazangia top because
20:45
Speaker 2: I love cord On Blues as well. He's just got
20:47
Speaker 2: both men.
20:48
Speaker 1: I do respect that.
20:49
Speaker 3: If you're not sure, go both. I am normally more
20:51
Speaker 3: of a court on Blue kind of guy.
20:53
Speaker 1: Fancy boy there, Get a feelers vape, ice latte and
20:57
Speaker 1: a poop. Get a feel Sorry, he's eating poop for brick.
21:02
Speaker 2: I think he's gonna do that afternons and we don't
21:03
Speaker 2: know if it's a dude to a woman. So now
21:05
Speaker 2: you're being sixers.
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Speaker 1: Sorry, So they're eating poop for breakfast.
21:09
Speaker 2: Maybe get a Feeler's protein shaken diesel fumes nice.
21:14
Speaker 1: That's from Hella Hard. That's from Hoodie j not good a.
21:18
Speaker 2: Guys had an awful night mere last night due my
21:21
Speaker 2: radio came on and had two absolute wounders punishing my
21:23
Speaker 2: ear holes. That's from care. Oh no, she's.
21:28
Speaker 1: Oh man.
21:29
Speaker 2: I'm serving them humble pie for breakfast.
21:31
Speaker 1: They're pugs for you, and I get gluten free.
21:34
Speaker 2: No.
21:36
Speaker 4: The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
21:39
Speaker 4: in week days at four on Radio.
21:41
Speaker 1: Hodach Supergrass on The Hurdicky Breakfast.
21:43
Speaker 2: Seven thirty nine This Monday Morning with Keezy and PUGSN
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Speaker 2: and Pugs. Hello, you've got a buzzy problem.
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Speaker 1: I don't have a Okay, let me just start by
21:53
Speaker 1: saying this.
21:54
Speaker 3: I do not have a busy problem, but I do
21:56
Speaker 3: need some advice from you, keezy.
21:57
Speaker 1: Okay.
21:58
Speaker 3: Your Instagram Explorer pages like all felt right, So like
22:02
Speaker 3: you're sleeezing on their people in between like the voice
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Speaker 3: breaks that we do here, you're on your phone looking
22:10
Speaker 3: at I'm on my phone, not even looking at clad people,
22:13
Speaker 3: not even.
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Speaker 2: Talking to you, not helping plan content because I don't care.
22:18
Speaker 1: But people don't.
22:18
Speaker 2: A lot of people listen, don't even know what an
22:20
Speaker 2: Instagram explore page is.
22:21
Speaker 3: Okay, So if you if you're not a favorite Instagram
22:24
Speaker 3: your explore page is like your feed that you go
22:27
Speaker 3: to to find new content from people that you don't
22:30
Speaker 3: necessarily follow, or just popular content on the website.
22:34
Speaker 2: So your regular your regular pages, people you follow, you're
22:37
Speaker 2: getting served stuff that you were after. But then you
22:39
Speaker 2: might decide, oh, I want some new stuff.
22:41
Speaker 1: Yeah.
22:41
Speaker 2: You go to your explore page and it suggests stuff.
22:43
Speaker 3: And it suggests stuff a lot of the time using
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Speaker 3: an algorithm based on your interests or stuff, and you
22:48
Speaker 3: that you engage with on the site.
22:51
Speaker 1: So if you like a lot of certain contents.
22:53
Speaker 3: So, for example, a lot of mine until quite recently
22:56
Speaker 3: has been Japanese vehicles, right, so you Japanese vehicles or
23:01
Speaker 3: other nerd stuff, gaming stuff, whatever. However, lately, I've encountered
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Speaker 3: several scantily clad women on my Instagram explore page feed.
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Speaker 2: Right now, just every now and then, your explore page
23:19
Speaker 2: feed can sort of.
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Speaker 1: Get away on you, not me personally either, Chris, No,
23:24
Speaker 1: like mine. You've seen my explore page. I've seen it.
23:26
Speaker 2: No, I'm showing you it right now. What have we
23:29
Speaker 2: got on there? We have got it's currently Oh my god,
23:34
Speaker 2: I know someone opening a Pokemon card. For some reason,
23:38
Speaker 2: Pokemon cards have showed up in my explore page. We've
23:42
Speaker 2: got all the different years of Sabara and Pritzer in
23:44
Speaker 2: which WRX looks bes.
23:46
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I've had that exact same post on
23:48
Speaker 1: my page.
23:49
Speaker 2: I've got motorbikes, old school motorbikes, old cars and stuff,
23:53
Speaker 2: and no scantily clared women online. But sometimes you can.
23:57
Speaker 2: They can infiltrate.
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Speaker 3: They can infiltrate, and they've started to infiltrate mine.
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Speaker 1: Now.
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Speaker 3: I don't consider myself a sleeze er a perv. I
24:04
Speaker 3: do consider that Instagram is full of a lot of
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Speaker 3: content like that, so it's probably quite natural for that
24:09
Speaker 3: to maybe get on your page every now and then.
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Speaker 1: However, what I've discovered has shocked me.
24:15
Speaker 3: I've gone on my page and I've had at least
24:17
Speaker 3: three instances now where I'll be swiping on my Explore
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Speaker 3: page and a scantily clad lady will come up, and
24:23
Speaker 3: don't get me wrong, they look fantastic, great for them,
24:26
Speaker 3: but I'm like, why is this on my page?
24:28
Speaker 1: I don't engage with this kind of post.
24:30
Speaker 3: And then I go down and what Instagram will do
24:33
Speaker 3: is tell you who in your following has liked any
24:37
Speaker 3: given for your friends, so.
24:38
Speaker 1: It could be your friends.
24:39
Speaker 3: And that goes for all the posts that'll say if
24:41
Speaker 3: they've reposted something or if they've liked something. And I've
24:44
Speaker 3: been shocked to find that when I go I look
24:46
Speaker 3: down at who's liked it to try and discover why
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Speaker 3: that's on my page, my clean nerd page on Instagram.
24:54
Speaker 3: And it's my father's name, been.
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Speaker 1: Liking busy Pixel Instagram. That's so good.
25:05
Speaker 2: So that is so good.
25:06
Speaker 1: It's my dad's name.
25:08
Speaker 3: Pops up and the likes there, it'll be like this
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Speaker 3: man liked like by pugs, other liked by PUGSN signor can.
25:17
Speaker 2: I just put a little message out there for people, dudes,
25:20
Speaker 2: especially older dudes. Yeah, following hotties on Instagram? Right, yeah,
25:25
Speaker 2: follow hotties on Instagram. That's fine, look at hotties like whatever.
25:28
Speaker 2: You're an old dude, you want to look at hotties.
25:30
Speaker 2: I get it. You don't have to like the picture.
25:32
Speaker 1: You don't need to like.
25:34
Speaker 3: In my head, I'm like, what is he thinking is
25:36
Speaker 3: going to happen by him liking that? Does he think
25:37
Speaker 3: that they're going to see that and go oh oh
25:39
Speaker 3: pug sounds senior? I see he's like the photo. Okay,
25:42
Speaker 3: now we go again to reach out.
25:44
Speaker 1: What does he think's going to happen? I don't know.
25:46
Speaker 2: You don't need to like it. You can like it
25:48
Speaker 2: within yourself. You can see to yourself. I like that exactly.
25:52
Speaker 2: But you do not need to double tap the photo
25:54
Speaker 2: or click the heart or even worse, comment, Do not comment.
25:57
Speaker 1: Just take your heavier, sleezy look and move on.
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Speaker 2: Please. Yeah, anyone else's dad's looking at busies on Instagram?
26:05
Speaker 1: Three?
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Speaker 4: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike, and Kezy tune in.
26:13
Speaker 2: But Adeshwala on the Hdarky Breakfast Show to seven fifty
26:17
Speaker 2: six Monday Morning with Keezy and pugsn Coming up after
26:20
Speaker 2: eight o'clock, Pugs, I want to check Christmas presents. The
26:23
Speaker 2: reason being I am sick of the fact that I, yes,
26:28
Speaker 2: I'm in my mid thirties. However, Christmas presents are now boring.
26:33
Speaker 1: Chris, what if I can call you Chris?
26:36
Speaker 3: Sure, I'm twenty nine, so I'm not that much younger
26:40
Speaker 3: than you. Yes, but my Christmas presents absolutely ripped.
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Speaker 1: Air Pach James. Yeah, can I call you that?
26:49
Speaker 3: Yeah?
26:50
Speaker 2: It really breaks my heart to hear that. But I'm
26:51
Speaker 2: not surprised, and I think the older I get, the
26:53
Speaker 2: more boring my presents become. But the worst part is
26:55
Speaker 2: I'm excited by them. But we'll get into that after
26:58
Speaker 2: eight o'clock, right, all right, I'm looking for to telling
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Speaker 2: you how ungrateful you being.
27:01
Speaker 1: Really?
27:02
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I am being ungrateful, but I I
27:04
Speaker 2: just wish they'd go back to being exciting again, like
27:06
Speaker 2: when I was a little kid. Also coming up after
27:08
Speaker 2: eight o'clock, Pugs, the top ten list of baby names
27:12
Speaker 2: came out for both boys and girls. Yes, and I
27:15
Speaker 2: haven't looked at the list of names, but I think
27:17
Speaker 2: I can guess which names are on there. I'd also
27:20
Speaker 2: like to guess which names definitely are.
27:21
Speaker 1: Not on there.
27:22
Speaker 3: Fantastic looking forward to it, and also maybe afraid if
27:26
Speaker 3: we're lucky. I went on holiday like everybody did, and
27:30
Speaker 3: Mike Minogue told me once that nobody ever wants to
27:32
Speaker 3: hear about what went well on your holiday. I want
27:34
Speaker 3: to hear what went wrong. So I've got some misadventures
27:36
Speaker 3: to discuss.
27:37
Speaker 1: Sounds good, Pugs, it's all coming up after eight o'clock
27:39
Speaker 1: on that I can agree with.
27:43
Speaker 4: The Hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
27:46
Speaker 4: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
27:49
Speaker 1: I King, Good Morning New Zealand.
27:53
Speaker 2: It is Monday, the twelfth of January twenty twenty six,
27:58
Speaker 2: four minutes past eight meal with Keyesy and old Pugs
28:01
Speaker 2: an looking after you for the week. Are we pugs?
28:04
Speaker 1: We're taking care of you. We're tenderly holding you.
28:07
Speaker 3: Just until the other fellows get back, aren't we, Chris.
28:10
Speaker 3: I don't know if we're I mean tenderly and softly.
28:13
Speaker 2: I don't know if we're.
28:14
Speaker 1: Taking care of you, like, I mean, we're just sort
28:15
Speaker 1: of doing the radio.
28:16
Speaker 2: Caring for you, are we? Well we could be for
28:19
Speaker 2: some people. I mean I don't know what people are doing.
28:20
Speaker 1: Well, look, he all cared for text us on three
28:23
Speaker 1: for eight three three four eight three.
28:26
Speaker 2: Plenty of prizes going around as well. Pugs has found heaps,
28:29
Speaker 2: so do get in touch coming up this our Pugs.
28:31
Speaker 3: What about this text on three forra three. Yeah, a
28:34
Speaker 3: little bit earlier, I was talking about my dad.
28:36
Speaker 2: Oh yes, just for the context for people listening that
28:39
Speaker 2: have just joined us. Pugs's Instagram has started getting infiltrated
28:43
Speaker 2: by busy picks, hot girls and bikinis.
28:47
Speaker 3: There's been numerous instances now where something's popped up on
28:51
Speaker 3: my explore page on Instagram, and it's been a scintily
28:53
Speaker 3: clever woman and I long behold, I see that it's
28:55
Speaker 3: on my page because my father has liked the.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, bottom left corners is liked by pug Son's dad.
29:02
Speaker 2: That's his handle.
29:04
Speaker 1: At pug Son's Dad.
29:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we asked you as your dad sleezing on
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Speaker 3: people on Instagram with no media literacy and somebody takes
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Speaker 3: them on three for three do my father father in
29:15
Speaker 3: law is the worst for that He's following seven thousand accounts,
29:20
Speaker 3: and fifty of those might be friends and family.
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Speaker 2: The rest is just hot chicks. That is crazy.
29:25
Speaker 1: That's insane work.
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Speaker 2: I don't even know there was six nine hundred and
29:28
Speaker 2: fifty hot chicks in the world, Pugs, because as.
29:31
Speaker 1: Far as I'm umanely have ice for your wife. I
29:33
Speaker 1: only have ice my wife.
29:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, cool man, I've seen your Instagram explore page.
29:38
Speaker 2: It's headed oh green Day, Hoidy j you'd be excited
29:44
Speaker 2: for this one. First show back this Friday, by the way,
29:46
Speaker 2: looking forward.
29:46
Speaker 4: To it for the Hiarchy Big Show week days from
29:49
Speaker 4: four on Radio Hdarchy.
29:52
Speaker 2: Kings of Leon on the Hidarky Brick for show thirteen
29:55
Speaker 2: minutes past eight this Monday morning. You got Keysy and
29:57
Speaker 2: pug Son with your and Pugs. I'm worried that Christmas time,
30:01
Speaker 2: and by extension, my birthday is becoming a little bit
30:04
Speaker 2: more boring based on the presence that I'm getting. Now
30:08
Speaker 2: that sounds like massively ungrateful. But the worst part is
30:14
Speaker 2: I love the prisons I'm getting and I open them
30:16
Speaker 2: and I go yes, But that's so boring that I
30:20
Speaker 2: worry that my life has just become boring, and I'm
30:23
Speaker 2: excited by that.
30:23
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I mean.
30:24
Speaker 2: So before we get into this, Pugs, you said you've
30:26
Speaker 2: got great prisons for Christmas from Santa. Would you please
30:30
Speaker 2: just give me a quick rundown of what you got
30:32
Speaker 2: for Christmas?
30:33
Speaker 3: I was very, very lucky, so my partner bought me
30:36
Speaker 3: a backpack that I really really needed because at the
30:41
Speaker 3: time that she made the purchase, I was looking at
30:43
Speaker 3: getting I was looking at getting an electric bike and
30:46
Speaker 3: so but also I'm taking it to Vna. I was
30:48
Speaker 3: very cool backpack. Okay cool backpack is very cool? Okay
30:52
Speaker 3: cool from my family I got. I got a tea
30:56
Speaker 3: light holder, a decorative Nicknack tea with folks.
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Speaker 1: I was hoping you would have got cool prisons.
31:06
Speaker 2: So that my list then sounds boring, But okay, my
31:11
Speaker 2: list is now going to sound awesome.
31:12
Speaker 1: Christ I've got two more okay, book a book. Got
31:16
Speaker 1: a book.
31:16
Speaker 3: What's a book on It's a storybook called Tomorrow, Tomorrow Tomorrow.
31:19
Speaker 3: I've been recommended it many times. And finally I got
31:22
Speaker 3: two handmade Japanese ceramic catching items, one for soy sauce,
31:26
Speaker 3: a little jug and then want to hold my Chelli fakes.
31:29
Speaker 1: So anyway, those are my whacky see.
31:33
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe maybe you're also, I mean you're I don't
31:36
Speaker 2: think there's boring, No, I see, this is what I'm
31:38
Speaker 2: talking about, though. All those items are boring.
31:42
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, no, no, no no, Now you're going after
31:45
Speaker 3: my no no no no no.
31:47
Speaker 2: It's exactly what you wanted. It's exactly what you needed,
31:49
Speaker 2: and you're stoked about it. Right. But back in the day,
31:53
Speaker 2: it would be Christmas and I'd open something and it
31:54
Speaker 2: would be like a mean hot wheels race car set.
31:59
Speaker 3: My mother in law got me a tea shit, a
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Speaker 3: vintage secondhand tea shit.
32:04
Speaker 1: And you're beat, you a stoked by I was so stoked.
32:07
Speaker 1: This is the issue is we're boring. So here's what
32:10
Speaker 1: I got for Christmas, and I was stoked by all
32:13
Speaker 1: of this. A packet of undies, great, four pairs of
32:17
Speaker 1: jockeys too, good quality classic Yeah see that's really good.
32:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I need one of those every year, and
32:22
Speaker 2: then I sort of get rid of my old ones
32:24
Speaker 2: and that keeps me up to date in the under front.
32:27
Speaker 1: Ah, some socks with warriors.
32:29
Speaker 2: Logos on it. Great, it's exciting. Right, it's got the
32:32
Speaker 2: Warrior's logo on it.
32:35
Speaker 1: And you're worried about getting boring gifts men Wars socks?
32:38
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
32:39
Speaker 2: Oh no, I was stoked and I wore them on
32:41
Speaker 2: the golf course over the weekend and I got I
32:43
Speaker 2: gotta comment from someone.
32:44
Speaker 1: A comment, a positive Okay, right, there was just a.
32:47
Speaker 2: Little up the Wars and I was like, yeah, baby,
32:50
Speaker 2: a bottle of truffle oil.
32:52
Speaker 1: See now that's effect. That's great. Anything in the kitchen
32:56
Speaker 1: cooking cool stuff, food great.
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Speaker 3: Boring.
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Speaker 2: A baking dish because that's boring.
33:04
Speaker 1: That's so boring.
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Speaker 2: Because we were making canalone last year and as we
33:09
Speaker 2: pulled it out of the oven, it was so hot
33:11
Speaker 2: or something that the baking dish that the canaloni was
33:13
Speaker 2: and just cracked in half and spilt ricotta all over
33:16
Speaker 2: my oven. So I've got a new baking dish in
33:18
Speaker 2: the west part is. I opened it up and went, yes,
33:20
Speaker 2: we need one of these now we can make lasagna again.
33:24
Speaker 1: And finally, a new sprinkler for the lawn.
33:27
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, see they got more boring as it went on,
33:30
Speaker 3: because shocker, it's boring. Someone bought me a sprinkler I'd
33:35
Speaker 3: be so grateful.
33:36
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, careful. My wife bought there for me.
33:38
Speaker 2: And the reason she's grateful for your wife is because
33:41
Speaker 2: I'm watering this patch of lawn and I have to
33:42
Speaker 2: keep moving the little sprinkler.
33:44
Speaker 1: So she got me one that will do the whole
33:45
Speaker 1: lot in one go. I like that you're doing the
33:47
Speaker 1: action of sprinkling. The sprinkle will spray.
33:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but those are all boring back in the
33:53
Speaker 2: day as I see like hot wheels, maybe a train set,
33:56
Speaker 2: maybe a new BMX bike.
33:57
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
33:58
Speaker 2: I don't want any of those things now.
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Speaker 1: No, exactly you need to get this Holy Undies.
34:03
Speaker 2: So what did you get?
34:04
Speaker 1: A tea light and a soy sauce bottle and a backpack. God?
34:08
Speaker 1: This is so rock and roll, isn't it. We're on
34:11
Speaker 1: Darchy for some reason? Why we should be on coast?
34:13
Speaker 1: Here's supergroup.
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Speaker 4: The Hiarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune.
34:18
Speaker 2: In four Chy pixies. Here comes your man. It is
34:22
Speaker 2: the Hidarchy Breakfast Show this Monday morning, twenty seven minutes past.
34:25
Speaker 2: Stay with Keezy and Pugs and Pugs last two hi
34:32
Speaker 2: the last two years in a row. We've hited over
34:35
Speaker 2: to Brisbane the sun Corpse Stadium. Yes, we've gone along
34:39
Speaker 2: to Magic Round for the NRL, which is every single
34:42
Speaker 2: team in the NRL except for one. There's always one
34:44
Speaker 2: team on to buy because it's seventeen teams Pugs. Ah,
34:47
Speaker 2: But it does mean eight games of NRL back to
34:50
Speaker 2: back to back to back to back to back to
34:51
Speaker 2: back over a long weekend at Suncorp Stadium. How would
34:54
Speaker 2: you describe your experience over there.
34:56
Speaker 1: The first time we went.
34:57
Speaker 3: I was so because we I hadn't done many overseas
35:01
Speaker 3: trips of work before, and I also was very inexperienced
35:04
Speaker 3: in the world of league. Yes, so I went over
35:07
Speaker 3: there and I was trying really really hard to like
35:09
Speaker 3: focus on the game, learn as much as I could,
35:11
Speaker 3: and like be responsible and like look after you cats.
35:14
Speaker 3: Especially with the whole debacle of us missing our flights.
35:17
Speaker 3: I was so paranoid about all of that. So I
35:20
Speaker 3: was like really conscious about getting everything right. This time,
35:23
Speaker 3: I was an absolute animal.
35:24
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
35:25
Speaker 2: This time was way more debaucherous, I think one hundred
35:27
Speaker 2: percent because that first time we went over there two
35:29
Speaker 2: years ago, the was one on the Sunday. We were
35:31
Speaker 2: supposed to flow home afterwards. We flagged it, came home
35:34
Speaker 2: on the Monday and steered. The only flights available were
35:35
Speaker 2: like premium economy costs a fortune.
35:37
Speaker 1: So good.
35:38
Speaker 2: It was excellent, But this last time just gone. It
35:40
Speaker 2: was just an entire weekend of just diet cokes and
35:44
Speaker 2: the diet seven ups.
35:45
Speaker 1: And just whatever they had that was diet and soda
35:49
Speaker 1: on the menu. We were having it.
35:50
Speaker 2: We were having it, yeah.
35:51
Speaker 3: And I think it was also that we were all
35:54
Speaker 3: it wasn't our first rodeo, and I think that meant
35:57
Speaker 3: that we really sunk into it more. But also just
35:58
Speaker 3: the atmosphere is electric, give every time, and so once
36:01
Speaker 3: we got.
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Speaker 1: There, we were just meeting people left, right and center.
36:04
Speaker 1: It was great and partying up. That's right, you chuck
36:06
Speaker 1: on your vintage NRL jersey you get over there. Also
36:09
Speaker 1: a good point because it was the second time I've
36:11
Speaker 1: done it before. Yeah, I didn't feel like any pressure
36:14
Speaker 1: to go and see as many games as possible, or
36:16
Speaker 1: do this and do that. Instead, we were just on
36:18
Speaker 1: Caston Street, walking up and down all the hotels there.
36:21
Speaker 2: You know, you're into the Warriors fan pub, which just
36:24
Speaker 2: goes off and is packed to the gunnals. Oh shall
36:26
Speaker 2: we go watch the next game at the stadium?
36:27
Speaker 3: Yeah?
36:28
Speaker 2: Or should we just watch in the car park of
36:29
Speaker 2: the Caxston Hotel with the thousands of other people eating
36:32
Speaker 2: Glizzi dogs. It was it was way less pressure. Absolutely
36:36
Speaker 2: loved it. Cannot wait to go back, and Hoduki is
36:38
Speaker 2: going back May the fifteenth to the seventeenth. That is
36:42
Speaker 2: NRL Magic Ground in Brisbane. And while we will be
36:45
Speaker 2: giving away tickets to join us on that trip, if
36:48
Speaker 2: you want to guarantee your spot, head to Boystrip dot Co,
36:51
Speaker 2: dot and Z get your mates together and secure your
36:53
Speaker 2: package through them. That'll put you on the exact same
36:57
Speaker 2: itinery and stuff as us. So if you don't win
36:59
Speaker 2: the prize, you'll still be at the same lunch and
37:02
Speaker 2: dinner functions that we go to. A few like you
37:04
Speaker 2: know situations we were all in a big room chatting,
37:07
Speaker 2: getting free drinks and free food and stuff. It's bloody
37:09
Speaker 2: awesome and you'll be able to join us at Magic around.
37:11
Speaker 3: The whole point of the boys Trup packages is to
37:13
Speaker 3: take the admin out of it for you, that's right, mate,
37:15
Speaker 3: so you can spend more time getting amongst it with
37:17
Speaker 3: the fellers having Glizzie dogs and having responsible diet cokes.
37:21
Speaker 2: That's right, That's that's what it's all about. It includes flights, accommodation, transfers,
37:25
Speaker 2: tekets to all the games, and access to the functions
37:27
Speaker 2: hosted by the Foils. Apparently we're hosting a function. How
37:30
Speaker 2: good is that?
37:31
Speaker 1: Boys? Trip dot co dot in zid, get stuck in
37:34
Speaker 1: and we'll see you there.
37:36
Speaker 4: The Hiarchy big show was ke and Kyzy tune in.
37:40
Speaker 2: Fat Boys Slim on the Hidarchy Breakfast Show Monday Morning
37:44
Speaker 2: with Keizy and Pugs. The time is eight forty one
37:46
Speaker 2: seeing that live that song? Yeah, what did it look like?
37:50
Speaker 1: Was it a guy?
37:51
Speaker 3: What did it look like as in the live show
37:53
Speaker 3: of Fat Boy Slam of that song live? Yeah, it
37:55
Speaker 3: was Fat Boy Slam DJing.
37:58
Speaker 2: Was it sick?
37:59
Speaker 1: It was so sad.
38:00
Speaker 2: I've never seen like I have, like, you know, various
38:03
Speaker 2: gigs and stuff, but not really paid close attention to
38:06
Speaker 2: like just a DJ live gig.
38:09
Speaker 1: I always going to see bands.
38:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we've been to like we did Synthony and
38:13
Speaker 3: stuff like that, you know what I mean next DJs?
38:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Synthony also has a one hundred piece live
38:17
Speaker 2: orchestra behind it or something.
38:19
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean like the side DJs, like the
38:21
Speaker 3: little side stages. I wasn't over there, Okay, not fear anyway.
38:26
Speaker 3: The most popular baby names are out for twenty twenty five,
38:29
Speaker 3: and we can run through the top three just quickly
38:31
Speaker 3: while we're here. So there were fifty eight thousand odd
38:35
Speaker 3: births registered.
38:36
Speaker 1: In in Zi in twenty twenty five.
38:37
Speaker 3: Well done at nineteen four hundred and fifty seven unique names,
38:42
Speaker 3: and a lot of these have been.
38:43
Speaker 1: The most popular before.
38:45
Speaker 2: Okay.
38:46
Speaker 3: In fact, I think the number one for the fowlers
38:47
Speaker 3: has been the same for like three years running. So
38:49
Speaker 3: top boys' names of twenty twenty five. Number three, you've
38:52
Speaker 3: got Oliver Ollie.
38:53
Speaker 1: Okay.
38:53
Speaker 2: There's a lot of names I've noticed ending with an I. Yeah, okay,
38:57
Speaker 2: so Olie. Other one name one more poppy, that's a why.
39:03
Speaker 2: Well that's ay, but you know what I mean, like
39:04
Speaker 2: the ends and an I like it sounds a.
39:07
Speaker 1: Bit cute to you. Yeah, I see what you're saying,
39:09
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's an abbreviation. Okay. So number three Olie.
39:12
Speaker 1: Number two Luca.
39:13
Speaker 2: Luky Luca is the second most pope you.
39:16
Speaker 1: See a yeah, and number one for the third year running.
39:20
Speaker 1: Is Noah.
39:21
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
39:22
Speaker 3: No?
39:23
Speaker 1: One is the most popular name.
39:24
Speaker 3: Yeah.
39:25
Speaker 1: Yeah.
39:25
Speaker 3: And then you've got the top girls names of twenty
39:27
Speaker 3: twenty five. Number three Amelia, great name, my partner's name, Millie. Yeah,
39:32
Speaker 3: well yeah, exactly another I e yeah. Number two Charlotte.
39:36
Speaker 2: Charlotte, great name, my nana's name. I wanted to call
39:39
Speaker 2: if we're to go, I want to call a Charlotte,
39:40
Speaker 2: But my sister in law's called Charlotte.
39:43
Speaker 1: So we can't.
39:44
Speaker 2: Still, That's what I keep saying.
39:45
Speaker 3: We're still can And number one Island, which I quite like.
39:48
Speaker 3: I think that's quite.
39:49
Speaker 2: Classyilo is quite a nice name as well. Yeah, but
39:52
Speaker 2: the thing is pugs. I mean, these names are all great. Yeah,
39:55
Speaker 2: that's fine.
39:56
Speaker 1: Sure, what happened to naming your kids something seld to
39:59
Speaker 1: the earth? Like?
40:00
Speaker 2: The problem is there are certain names that you can't
40:03
Speaker 2: picture on a baby.
40:05
Speaker 3: No, Hank, You're really you're making an investment into that
40:10
Speaker 3: baby so that they're going to grow into their name
40:12
Speaker 3: rather than something that fits them their entire life. But
40:15
Speaker 3: but does Ollie is Ollie? Little baby OLLI I think
40:19
Speaker 3: you'll find the name is Oliver. Oliver fine, and then
40:22
Speaker 3: you might say Oli e time for dinner.
40:24
Speaker 1: Ollie, time for dinner.
40:25
Speaker 2: But yeah, but that like that very much suits a
40:28
Speaker 2: baby and a kid, yes, and then it needs to
40:30
Speaker 2: then at some point turn into like a bloke.
40:33
Speaker 3: I was trying to lowball a guy on Facebook marketplace
40:35
Speaker 3: two days ago for a bag and his name was Gilbert.
40:38
Speaker 1: You're getting a bag with.
40:41
Speaker 3: A bag satchel oh sat, Yeah, his name was Gilbert's
40:45
Speaker 3: name was Gilbert, And my partner said, oh, I think
40:50
Speaker 3: that's such a cute name we need to bring back.
40:52
Speaker 3: And I'm like, have you ever looked at a baby
40:53
Speaker 3: it's freshly out of the womb and gone Gilbert?
40:56
Speaker 1: Have you ever looked at a baby that's freshly out
40:58
Speaker 1: of the womb? Because I yeah, but if I did,
41:03
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be thinking Gilbert.
41:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like Hank, Gilbert, Nige, Robert Nigel, see Rob Graham, Robbie, No,
41:10
Speaker 2: Graham was one. I can't beture a baby Graham, thank you,
41:14
Speaker 2: Murray Murray ut. But just names like that, then you know,
41:21
Speaker 2: I really missed that. Gertrude Beatrice barely, Gareth Gareth Nah.
41:28
Speaker 2: I went to score a lot of little gareths.
41:30
Speaker 1: Yeah, but not when they were babies.
41:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went to baby school, POGs.
41:34
Speaker 1: I needed it.
41:36
Speaker 2: But look, maybe you've got a baby with a proper
41:39
Speaker 2: old school name. If so, text us on three four
41:42
Speaker 2: eight three let us know. I'll be interested to know,
41:44
Speaker 2: or if.
41:44
Speaker 3: There's other old school style names that just simply do
41:46
Speaker 3: not suit a tiny, innocent face of a freshly born baby.
41:49
Speaker 2: KEIV three four eighths three. Get those ticks coming through.
41:53
Speaker 2: We've got fifty dollars rebig avouchers to give.
41:54
Speaker 4: Away the whole Ichy Big Show week days from four
41:58
Speaker 4: on Radio.
41:59
Speaker 2: Hold I k on the Hidarky Breakfast Show. It is
42:01
Speaker 2: Monday morning with keys In pug Son almost nine am, Pugs.
42:05
Speaker 1: Yes, sorry man, it is almost nine am.
42:07
Speaker 2: Now.
42:07
Speaker 3: It's for confirming that I've got a brand new segment
42:10
Speaker 3: that I'm going to be doing all week because Mike
42:12
Speaker 3: Minogue taught me that nobody ever wants to hear about
42:15
Speaker 3: what went so great on your holiday, all right, they
42:18
Speaker 3: want to hear what went wrong?
42:19
Speaker 1: Now, don't get me wrong, before I get into any
42:21
Speaker 1: of this, had a beautiful holiday, right, Okay.
42:24
Speaker 3: I did the pugsun five hundred, which is where I
42:26
Speaker 3: drive from Tamaki down to Wellington to see Mafano, then
42:29
Speaker 3: up to hawks Bathing, back up to Auckland. Then I
42:31
Speaker 3: went to a festival in Madakana. Nobody cares about that.
42:33
Speaker 3: They want to hear what went wrong. So this is
42:35
Speaker 3: pug Son's holiday misadventures.
42:41
Speaker 1: You've missed that music.
42:42
Speaker 2: Eh, that's the music we play where we haven't made
42:45
Speaker 2: a sting and we're pretending that we've got a new segment.
42:49
Speaker 1: Well, I listen, new segment.
42:51
Speaker 2: I was lucky too, because I was about to go
42:52
Speaker 2: all right, well it's a new segment. You've called it
42:53
Speaker 2: a segment. Let's hear the sting. The sting, by the way,
42:56
Speaker 2: is a little like audio thing that says pug Soun's misadventures.
43:00
Speaker 1: That's right, that's what. That's what we just heard. Yeah, okay,
43:03
Speaker 1: with brand new music.
43:04
Speaker 2: I love it, Pugs.
43:05
Speaker 1: All right.
43:05
Speaker 3: So this is the first day after work finished right
43:09
Speaker 3: at Hodaki for twenty twenty five. I'm elated, I'm fizzing,
43:13
Speaker 3: and I'm getting road trip ready because I got to
43:15
Speaker 3: drive to Wellington to see my family.
43:18
Speaker 1: Seven hour drive.
43:18
Speaker 3: Awkward, yeah, seven hour drive. And I don't mind the
43:21
Speaker 3: long drives these days, I'm used to it. I kind
43:23
Speaker 3: of just autopilot drive safely obviously, but listen to stuff
43:26
Speaker 3: ketch up on albums whatever.
43:28
Speaker 1: So I'm getting ready.
43:29
Speaker 3: And the responsible thing that my dad always taught me
43:31
Speaker 3: and my mother was whenever you're going on a long trip,
43:33
Speaker 3: you check your oil, top up your tires, yep, and
43:37
Speaker 3: you what's the other one? You water, you cool it
43:39
Speaker 3: or whatever. Right now, I needed to sort my tires out.
43:43
Speaker 3: I texted you gave me some advice on the PSI
43:45
Speaker 3: level that I was going for on a car. I
43:47
Speaker 3: was texting you at this time. So I go to
43:49
Speaker 3: a service station to top up my tires and the
43:51
Speaker 3: first I park up at the tire thing and as
43:54
Speaker 3: soon as I take the first cap of the first tie,
43:56
Speaker 3: it falls into a storm drain.
43:58
Speaker 2: Oh wow, literally not which is not so it's going
44:00
Speaker 2: out to the ocean. Yeah, so dolphin's going to choke
44:02
Speaker 2: on that. Not a good one, Pugs.
44:05
Speaker 3: It is not massively problematic in itself, right, I can
44:08
Speaker 3: live without that. You can live without those caps, but
44:10
Speaker 3: it does let it getting your line valve there. And
44:14
Speaker 3: so I think, you know what, I'm sick of this.
44:16
Speaker 3: I'm going to get it out of a storm drain.
44:18
Speaker 3: I can see what are you sick of do you
44:20
Speaker 3: always do this? I'm at that moment. I was sick
44:23
Speaker 3: of it being down there anyway, So I have to.
44:25
Speaker 3: I lift the storm drain great out of the storm drain,
44:29
Speaker 3: and I didn't realize how heavy they were, so I got.
44:32
Speaker 1: To I got to lift and pull.
44:34
Speaker 3: I do like a slavic squad and I got a
44:36
Speaker 3: lift and pull and as soon as I pull it,
44:38
Speaker 3: the other end falls into the storm train. And so
44:41
Speaker 3: my hands go into the storm drain. And this is
44:43
Speaker 3: on cutting a harpy road at a gas station, so
44:46
Speaker 3: it's feral.
44:47
Speaker 1: Is that mobile?
44:50
Speaker 3: My god?
44:50
Speaker 1: Yeah? Roast yeah. So my hand's I'm going to gag
44:53
Speaker 1: thinking about it.
44:54
Speaker 3: My hands go into the storm drain, skin my hand,
44:57
Speaker 3: the palm of my hand, so it's open.
45:00
Speaker 1: I've got an open wound in the.
45:01
Speaker 3: Storm drain on K Road. And then I'm sitting there
45:04
Speaker 3: on the squat on the corner of the road where
45:05
Speaker 3: it's like peak hord traffic.
45:06
Speaker 1: Everybody's looking like I know, everybody can see me doing
45:08
Speaker 1: the squat over the storm drain.
45:10
Speaker 3: Lift it out with all of my might, tell all
45:13
Speaker 3: the way back, get it out, and what comes out
45:15
Speaker 3: with it?
45:15
Speaker 1: The fuel cap?
45:18
Speaker 3: Why I get it out of the storm drain. Sorry,
45:21
Speaker 3: the valve cap caught on. Oh wow, so it came out.
45:24
Speaker 3: But then I have to get the storm drained back
45:26
Speaker 3: in and when I put the storm drain, great back
45:28
Speaker 3: on the storm drain, it goes back in the water
45:30
Speaker 3: and I lose it.
45:31
Speaker 1: What the valve cap?
45:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, so did you hit?
45:34
Speaker 1: Do you have it now or no? It's gone? And
45:36
Speaker 1: I just skinned my hand and got disease from the
45:40
Speaker 1: one of the worst roads.
45:42
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I've got sepsis. There was like a
45:44
Speaker 3: there was like an old surgical glove in there.
45:46
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
45:47
Speaker 2: Yeah, needles, all sorts. Pugs.
45:48
Speaker 1: So there's Pugs on holiday Missevention number one. We'll have
45:51
Speaker 1: another one for you tomorrow. Okay, wait for chapter two. Man,
45:53
Speaker 1: Well we're going to the Active Monkeys here.
45:55
Speaker 3: Yeah.
45:56
Speaker 4: Man, the whole aking big show with Mike and Keys.
46:00
Speaker 4: Tune in weekdays afore on radio.
46:02
Speaker 2: Hold Ike spoon Man, Sound Guarden on the Hodocky break
46:05
Speaker 2: for show, Kizy and Pugs done with you on a
46:07
Speaker 2: Monday morning, This says no Ed still smokeo. Brought to
46:09
Speaker 2: you by Max Raft and fun Fact. Today is my
46:12
Speaker 2: first day back at work. Pugs your lazy bones.
46:14
Speaker 3: I started on Friday, and my partner actually started the
46:17
Speaker 3: day before, but she succumbed to Tuesday. Usually yeah, but
46:23
Speaker 3: she succumbed to something that we've all experienced, but not
46:27
Speaker 3: since we were children. And I want to know if
46:29
Speaker 3: you ever did the same thing. She put her pants cheap.
46:36
Speaker 1: At work, nervous for the new year.
46:41
Speaker 3: No, she just share herself. Damn man, it happens to well,
46:44
Speaker 3: not me, but no, it happens to her a lot. No, no, no,
46:47
Speaker 3: that's not what happened at all. We were getting I
46:49
Speaker 3: was helping her get ready for work and you know,
46:51
Speaker 3: packing lunches and things like that, et cetera. And she
46:55
Speaker 3: grabs her bag, she's a work bag that she uses
46:57
Speaker 3: every single day, and takes it off the whole and
47:00
Speaker 3: then as she takes it off, the hooks the hooks.
47:03
Speaker 3: Two hooks I've got, I've got like coat hooks, bad
47:05
Speaker 3: cooks by my front door. It's really not the story.
47:09
Speaker 3: It is a large bags. It's an oversized tote bag.
47:12
Speaker 3: She puts in bloody Pillarate's gear in there, and et cetera,
47:15
Speaker 3: et cetera. It's not pertinent to the story. Chris I've
47:17
Speaker 3: seen it with it, Chris, it's a huge bag, Parks.
47:22
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you. Missus has a massive bag, all right.
47:24
Speaker 1: It's like wagon and fight up. You will not see
47:27
Speaker 1: her without a huge bag in her hand. Poopy pants, sorry, takes.
47:34
Speaker 3: It off, the bag cocks and there and what then
47:38
Speaker 3: ensues as a flurry of flies.
47:42
Speaker 1: Ah, she left a lunch in there from the last
47:44
Speaker 1: hour of school. Was that it.
47:46
Speaker 3: She took the bag and emptied it out onto our balcony,
47:50
Speaker 3: out on the concrete balcony there and out fell, if
47:54
Speaker 3: I recall correctly, like some biscuits, A small jar of
47:58
Speaker 3: peanut butter and a banana the first day of school.
48:03
Speaker 3: Banana in the backpack scenario.
48:05
Speaker 1: We've all been there. I've been there, this banana. Forgive me.
48:09
Speaker 1: Hopefully you've already had breakfast. Cove to maggots.
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, outwalks the biggest cockroach I've ever seen
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Speaker 3: in my life. Just waltz is on out of there,
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Speaker 3: strutted stuff, making footsteps.
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Speaker 1: It was so large. And then now just fruit fly city.
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Speaker 1: We've never had flies in our apartment once.
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Speaker 3: This banana was she disturbed, the banana and the giant
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Speaker 3: bag and now we've got flies.
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Speaker 1: That is rank. Yeah, it was really rank. But we've
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Speaker 1: you know, I've even done that since school.
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Speaker 3: I remember I had the exact same yarn and I
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Speaker 3: opened my school bag and I literally vomited because it
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Speaker 3: was so fas vomited, one hundred percent vomited. I've got
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Speaker 3: a very sensitive I'm very sick once I get a
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Speaker 3: thought in my head about how gross something is.
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Speaker 1: Half for me to escape.
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Speaker 2: It was what was in your school bag when you're
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Speaker 2: a kid.
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Speaker 1: That it was a banana?
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Speaker 3: Just it was a banana, just like dead sour mashed,
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Speaker 3: whereas this one, great, thank god, was still intact right,
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Speaker 3: and so they got to it, but it was not.
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Speaker 2: It was unopened right, so the structural integrity of the
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Speaker 2: banana wasn't as the peal was not peeled right.
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Speaker 1: So what did you do with it?
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Speaker 2: Is it just still on the belt?
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Speaker 1: What did I do with it? I just brought it inside,
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Speaker 1: chucked them in the fruit bowl? What do you reckon?
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Speaker 2: Pugs?
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Speaker 1: Enough of the sas, brother, it's my first day of school,
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Speaker 1: all right, let's go.
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Speaker 3: Damn it.
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Speaker 1: Damn it? Did you throw it over the balcony or
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Speaker 1: put it in the burns? I wanted to open it
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Speaker 1: into the neighbor's belt. Yeah, good on your brother over
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Speaker 1: the air place this peel Jam.
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Speaker 4: The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
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Speaker 4: hod ACU is.
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Speaker 2: The Hdarchy brick for show with Kezy and Pugs Aunt
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Speaker 2: covering all week and it is no Ed still Smoker
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Speaker 2: as well. And that is a brand new tune, I believe,
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Speaker 2: Pugs from the Phoenix Foundation.
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Speaker 3: That's a kesy and anti capitalist smash. Have you heard
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Speaker 3: about the guy that is staying young? He's trying to
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Speaker 3: stay by putting his son's blood into him.
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Speaker 1: Is that what he's doing? Yeah, sex stuff. So that
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Speaker 1: was like one of the references for the song.
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Speaker 3: Anyway, if you want to read about the new tune
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Speaker 3: from the Phoenix Foundation, you can find out more at
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Speaker 3: and you can give it a red.
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Speaker 1: Listen there as well. What's it called the title of
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Speaker 1: the track, Vampire Class.
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Speaker 2: Vampire Class Phoenix Foundation Good Stuff, something that is very
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Speaker 2: near and dear to my heart, pugsn is the classic
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Speaker 2: car scene I grew up going to. You know, I
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Speaker 2: grew up pretty much on the side of the drag strip.
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Speaker 2: My dad and my brother are big drag races classic cars.
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Speaker 2: Grew up going to the beach Hop, going with swap
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Speaker 2: meets and stuff all around New Zealand, my dad wheeling
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Speaker 2: and dealing and various old stuff to do with old
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Speaker 2: Chevs and Dodgers and blah blah blah. This week in
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Speaker 2: up in Auckland is the Kumiu Classic Cars and hot
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Speaker 2: Rod Festival.
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Speaker 1: There are two there were.
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Speaker 2: There were two events when I was growing up that
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Speaker 2: my family circled an entire weekend and it was a
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Speaker 2: huge deal. One was the Beach Hop and Funka Matar,
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Speaker 2: which we don't go to anymore. But the Kumu Classic
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Speaker 2: Car and hot Rod Festival was a huge one because
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Speaker 2: it was a sort of part swap meet, part car show.
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Speaker 2: But then they'd have all sorts of other crazy stuff
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Speaker 2: going on there. There'd be bands and things going on too.
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Speaker 2: We used to My dad would buy a couple of sites,
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Speaker 2: drive the motor home up there. We'd spend the entire
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Speaker 2: weekend there, three four days he'd sat. I remember going
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Speaker 2: up there and mom and Dad had about three old
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Speaker 2: cars that they brought in from the States for sale
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Speaker 2: and old and parlor.
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Speaker 1: They brought them in.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad used to ship and he stopped, you know,
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Speaker 2: probably five six years ago, but he used to bring
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Speaker 2: in old American cars, put them on the road in
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Speaker 2: their original condition, but get them, you know, warranted and
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Speaker 2: ready to go and then sell them.
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Speaker 1: Like that sactly.
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Speaker 2: Originally, Yeah, it was pretty cool to grap around. But
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Speaker 2: that is happening this very weekend Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
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Speaker 2: It is the Ripco Kumuu Classic Car and hot Rod Festival.
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Speaker 2: Even if you are not into the nitty gritty of
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Speaker 2: classic cars, but you just want something to take the
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Speaker 2: kids to, or you just want to walk around and
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Speaker 2: see awesome stuff. Highly highly highly recommend. I've been to
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Speaker 2: this thing about twenty times. For more details, Kumu hot
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Speaker 2: Rod Festival, dot Co, dot en Z hot Rods, live music,
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Speaker 2: monster truck rides, Yeah, and loads of into two payment
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Speaker 2: plus plenty of car clubs from around the country and
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Speaker 2: fun rides with the kids as well. Kumi hot Rod
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Speaker 2: fesst Well dot Co Dottings did go along there, get
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Speaker 2: your ticket sorted, pugs.
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Speaker 1: You're going there now, man, and going to the this weekend.
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Speaker 1: Not going to go now, You're going on the website.
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Speaker 1: Oh type, what's that, kumu? You hot rod fist? We'll
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Speaker 1: not okay you yim e you all right while you're
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Speaker 1: doing that.
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Speaker 4: Here's the chilis the Hdarchy Big Show week days from
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Speaker 4: four on Radio Hdarky.
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Speaker 2: That is the end of the of the Kezy and
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Speaker 2: pugsun Show for Monday, the twelfth of January twenty twenty six.
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Speaker 1: Good to be back on the year waves again. There, Pugs.
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Speaker 1: It feels really good.
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Speaker 3: Obviously I was here yesterday, Chris, just because you know,
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Speaker 3: do other shows and stuff.
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Speaker 1: You know, you're not my only show. Can I say
52:57
Speaker 1: that you don't as much leave as I do. I
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Speaker 1: get it. I just think it's important to keep our
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Speaker 1: options open. Tonight. You know, I do a little Sunday
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Speaker 1: morning show. What time I think yesterday it was six
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Speaker 1: full mid day six till mid days sold usually Oh yeah.
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Speaker 3: Six all ten big ship. Good on you mate, now
53:14
Speaker 3: just read the keys in Pug show. You didn't want
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Speaker 3: to name it anything cold. There was that comment that
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Speaker 3: we got on Instagram calling it.
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Speaker 1: What was it again? If you go?
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Speaker 3: Because bird Ship cross and sperm Boy because I had
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Speaker 3: Screwboy in the just with Jase and then I had
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Speaker 3: more recently at the end of last year woke Boy
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Speaker 3: in the Truth with me and Mogi.
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Speaker 2: Well, look, let's tackle this tomorrow because I'm actually of
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Speaker 2: the belief that we don't need a name.
53:38
Speaker 1: In fact, we have names bird Ship, Crass and Pugs.
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Speaker 4: No no, no, no no.
53:44
Speaker 2: We'll get into this tomorrow, Pugs. But it's been an
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Speaker 2: absolute pleasure keeping everyone company this this morning.
53:49
Speaker 1: What are you up to today? I'm about to go
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Speaker 1: get a here cut, thank god.
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Speaker 2: I'm then about to go go and play golf with
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Speaker 2: old Hoidy Jhan tell them, I say hi.
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Speaker 1: I will do.
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Speaker 2: And then I'm going to the movies tonight to review
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Speaker 2: a comedy, sort of rom com based on a true
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Speaker 2: story movie about a great comedian, John Bishop from the UK,
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Speaker 2: and I'll review that for you tomorrow. I believe you've
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Speaker 2: got to the movies tonight.
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Speaker 1: I'm going to the movies tonight.
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Speaker 3: After this, I'm going to wrap up to the podcast
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Speaker 3: and stuff for this show, and then i'll do some
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Speaker 3: Edmund for Friday's live show when we're back at Broucho
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Speaker 3: Mount Montanui.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 3: Then I'm going to go to the gym, and then
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Speaker 3: later on I'm going to see Marty Supreme, the Timothy
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Speaker 3: Schallamey movie with one of the greatest marketing campaigns for
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Speaker 3: a film I've probably ever seen.
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Speaker 2: Bloody good. As he mentioned, the Big Show is officially
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Speaker 2: back this coming Friday, Bruco Mount MoMA Nui until tomorrow morning.
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Speaker 1: We'll see you later, Bate