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Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 71 - The Evolution of Titties (ft. Joey Camasta) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: What's up, everybody, Welcome back to Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 4: Dad podcast. Today. It is Monday, it is July twenty fifth,
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  Speaker 4: and we are here at barstool HQ three, not HQ two,
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  Speaker 4: not HQ one, but HQ three, and I'm here with
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  Speaker 4: my co host Sadam Farne. Adam take it away.
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  Speaker 1: We're back to our roots. Son of a boy Dad.
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  Speaker 1: You might remember our first couple episodes we recorded in
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  Speaker 1: this fucking room that we're in right now, with big
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  Speaker 1: TVs behind us. But then, for an unbeknown reason to
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  Speaker 1: any of us, we went into a worst room with
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  Speaker 1: worst TVs behind us, worst sounding, Mike's, less acoustics, because
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  Speaker 1: we're shy and this room has big glass walls and
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  Speaker 1: we didn't want people to see the things we were
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  Speaker 1: joking about with our words, and so we recessed into
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  Speaker 1: a different studio. But now we're back, trying to recapture
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  Speaker 1: that sweet ass magic.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, we are back and take it away a little
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  Speaker 4: sir than ever.
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  Speaker 1: Take it the fuck away. And we're rebranded as a
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  Speaker 1: fucking sexist podcast. Yep, now we're fucking sexist.
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  Speaker 4: Anything you want to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fu fucking women. Women. If I had a fucking woman,
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  Speaker 1: she wouldn't be allowed to fucking talk to other dudes,
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  Speaker 1: but I'd be allowed to talk to anybody I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to if I had a woman, preach, who is that?
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  Speaker 1: I take a call?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna take a call from uh Andrew Tait.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a line six four six two nine, one, two
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  Speaker 4: four three seven call on in Andrew Taate. He has
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  Speaker 4: a going guys, I actually never go pussy in my life.
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  Speaker 4: Women are meant to be conquered. Be a form of
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  Speaker 4: women is meant to be conquered. I made a joke
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  Speaker 4: about Andrew Tate on Twitter day and I got a
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  Speaker 4: reply and the dude was like, yeah, dude, when was
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  Speaker 4: the last time you bought a Peggotti?
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  Speaker 1: Is that what he has?
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  Speaker 4: I guess he's like a by Buggatti's I don't know sex.
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  Speaker 4: And I was I just I saw the video of
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  Speaker 4: him just beating the fuck out of some girl. Got
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  Speaker 4: like a hooker?
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  Speaker 1: Is that real?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, just beating the fuck out of her.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's not funny. Then I thought you were making
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  Speaker 1: a joke.
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  Speaker 4: Being dead serious?
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 4: Where to God?
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  Speaker 5: So?
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  Speaker 4: Why is he?
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  Speaker 1: Wait?
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  Speaker 4: What? And the Milk Boys saw that and they're like, bro,
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  Speaker 4: let's we're flying to We're flying to Croatia right now.
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  Speaker 4: We got to get Tait on the pod sas was you.
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  Speaker 1: Were in your your old bag on Twitter this week.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why, but I felt like you were
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  Speaker 1: in your like finding some celebrities to make fun of.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, I'm back on Twitter. I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 4: back because I realized it's it's stupid of me to
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  Speaker 4: not to stop tweeting.
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  Speaker 1: It's stupid.
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  Speaker 4: I would I stop doing the one thing that made
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  Speaker 4: me anything thing goo Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, at
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  Speaker 4: times it just gets exhausting.
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  Speaker 1: But I mean it's tough to just be like milk
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  Speaker 1: boys and like three crying laughing emojis.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but I figured I got to get back
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  Speaker 4: to it.
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  Speaker 1: So no, that's your fucking bag and that's what what
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  Speaker 1: I enjoy the most about your your Twitter presence. So
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  Speaker 1: if you kept on doing that, it would make me
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  Speaker 1: very happy, just as like a consumer, not as someone
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  Speaker 1: who's pushing you to drive.
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  Speaker 4: It's also fun, like it's like if you're having fun
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  Speaker 4: on Twitter, it's like a blast.
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  Speaker 1: What what types of things were making it not fun
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  Speaker 1: for you? I think just stupid ass people are getting
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  Speaker 1: fucking loud opinions again, and it's like fun to make
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  Speaker 1: fun of.
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  Speaker 4: You gotta get back, you gotta you gotta set them straight.
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  Speaker 1: Exactly.
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  Speaker 4: I'm the law because.
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  Speaker 1: People are like, oh, Andrew Tate, like are women in
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  Speaker 1: my possessions?
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  Speaker 4: Like yeah, I mean, dude, the only on that fall
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  Speaker 4: that I have to be like twelve year olds. So yeah,
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  Speaker 4: like the only people that are actually like into that
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  Speaker 4: like money shit are like kids that got CTE in
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  Speaker 4: high school football or I mean it's true, it's true. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: Like their brains don't function, so they have to follow
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  Speaker 4: like big flashy Instagram accounts that are like the bank thing.
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  Speaker 1: Who are like, yes, I'm I'm fucking motivated.
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  Speaker 4: They're just like, I'm gonna drive a Lamborghini one day,
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  Speaker 4: but like they don't they don't have any they don't
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  Speaker 4: have a job, they don't know, have no source of income. There.
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  Speaker 4: Campaccounts are just so certain that they're gonna drive a Lamborghini.
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  Speaker 4: That's like all that matters to them in life. And
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  Speaker 4: then there's like twelve year olds who it makes more
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  Speaker 4: sense because they're like, Okay, Lamborghini's are sick, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 4: drive a Lamborghini.
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  Speaker 1: Based Sasas, Dude, Sasas is spit in the absolute fucking
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  Speaker 1: facts right now, and I dig it. But it is
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  Speaker 1: uh or people just love to strive for some shit,
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  Speaker 1: Like people are people that's like the lifestyle. It's not
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  Speaker 1: even like getting the things isn't the lifestyle. It's just
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  Speaker 1: like wanting things and convincing yourself that you're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: them by just like busting your ass or like just
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  Speaker 1: like waking up and like fucking doing like a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of pull ups or some shit like this, Like then
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be rich.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it is crazy how much the like the motivational
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  Speaker 4: money guys and the fitness motivation guys like combined into one.
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  Speaker 4: When it's like it's not like you can be rich
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  Speaker 4: and be like fat as fuck. Yeah, people think like
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  Speaker 4: you have to have shredded abs to be like rich.
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  Speaker 1: And a lot of the most jackice dudes at the
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  Speaker 1: gym are poor as fuck. Yeah, because they spend fucking
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  Speaker 1: three hours at the gym.
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  Speaker 4: That they spend all their money on supplement. Yeah, once
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  Speaker 4: are expensive as fuck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it is crazy. It's an absolute racket. We
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  Speaker 1: need to get a branded supplement the way that like
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  Speaker 1: fucking spitting chick lits is getting like their own fucking beers,
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  Speaker 1: Vodkas liquors. We need to start getting some suppies at GNC.
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  Speaker 4: We did again, which it's about time that hockey does.
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  Speaker 4: Talky deserves a new beer. But what is their slogan?
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  Speaker 4: That they're using. What they're saying something like that, right,
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  Speaker 4: hockey doesn't no, what is it like? Hockey deserves it?
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  Speaker 4: New beer? Really I feel like, well there is. It's
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  Speaker 4: a partnership with the Bat, right yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like the Bat was automatically like the hockey
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  Speaker 1: beer because it's Canadian.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Bat's great.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fucking delicious. Love a little Bat, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: love a little Bat. Blue about blue light, I like
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  Speaker 1: a little about blue light and that or now the
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  Speaker 1: not a big deal or whatever, the fucking not a
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  Speaker 1: big deal salute to those dudes. Dude, they've been fucking
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  Speaker 1: just grinding hard of just being likable.
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  Speaker 4: It feels like they've been grinding very like they've been
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  Speaker 4: grinding even harder recently.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think so?
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  Speaker 4: I think Do you think that they see I've seen
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  Speaker 4: Bizz every He's everywhere always. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think how do you think that he keeps
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  Speaker 1: a good attitude? Do you think any of his work
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  Speaker 1: feels work to him? You think it's a lot of
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  Speaker 1: drugs to be on. He's got to be on cope.
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  Speaker 1: Amount of drugs are you talking about like weed drugs
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  Speaker 1: or like pharmaceuticals.
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  Speaker 4: Or anything that could keep his mind sharp.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's pharmaceuticals, though, I feel.
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  Speaker 4: Like runs like twenty four to seven, like he's always
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  Speaker 4: like doing something I know, But.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like he has like a lot of good
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  Speaker 1: producers and stuff where he can just kind of like
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  Speaker 1: be on set and just kind of be funny. But
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  Speaker 1: I think there's also a calculatedness to Biz that doesn't
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  Speaker 1: like that that he doesn't want you to see, like
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  Speaker 1: somebody who makes shit come easy, but it's because of
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  Speaker 1: all the work that they put him behind the scenes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely kind of like your stand up No, don't
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  Speaker 4: say that.
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  Speaker 1: You act like you don't give a fuck, but really
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  Speaker 1: you're fucking crying at night because you only have three
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  Speaker 1: spots at the.
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  Speaker 4: Stand I can give the most weeks. It's about I
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  Speaker 4: very care about that a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you care about that a lot, but most of
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  Speaker 1: all you care about barstool in Son of a Boy Dad.
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  Speaker 6: I do.
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  Speaker 4: I care about the yak and Son of a boydud
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  Speaker 4: a lot.
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  Speaker 1: A ton, even a little bit more than stand up.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know that about you, brother, I know that about you.
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  Speaker 4: And oh, but like everyone thinks, like, oh, first of
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  Speaker 4: all The Friends, episode ninety thousand views on YouTube? Is it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And we got to get Francis back on it now
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  Speaker 1: that same story again.
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  Speaker 4: Would have had him on months ago if I knew
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  Speaker 4: it was gonna do that.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to tell you, I said, the first
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  Speaker 1: Shane Gillis episode should be him and Francis.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think the shame one got like around that.
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  Speaker 4: I think I might have gotten less.
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  Speaker 1: Holy fuck well, because it's, uh, it's juicy. I think
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  Speaker 1: that's why we just got to lean on people who
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: are uh juicy, yeah, or like have like back barcel
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  Speaker 1: back stories and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 4: And we don't want to become like that show for
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  Speaker 4: the numbies. Yeah, true, maybe we just should Who gives
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  Speaker 4: a fuck?
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  Speaker 1: Who fucking really gives for the fucking numbies? Because the
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  Speaker 1: next day on Dave's Body.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, mmm, I saw it this morning. I'ma
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  Speaker 4: be fired up. What eighty six thousand views is that?
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  Speaker 4: What's that on YouTube?
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  Speaker 1: I didn't don't.
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  Speaker 4: What did I say ninety before? Yeah, it might be
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  Speaker 4: at ninety now probably it's probably one hundred now. Who
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  Speaker 4: gives a fuck? But he I don't.
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  Speaker 1: On the next on The Dave Portnoy Show, though, he
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  Speaker 1: uh he dude, I just got distracted, Dude. I just
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  Speaker 1: bought these new socks.
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  Speaker 7: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: They were like fucking sixteen dollars for one pair of socks.
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  Speaker 1: They're coming apart at the city. I could fucking ripcord
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  Speaker 1: this like a lawnmower and they'd go down to a
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  Speaker 1: single thread.
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  Speaker 6: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck is this?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's tough. It's just some Nikes, dude.
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  Speaker 1: This is bullshit. I had enough Nikes though, I was
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  Speaker 1: trying to fucking nikeys.
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  Speaker 6: Dude.
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  Speaker 1: Nike does some bullshit with their socks where they change
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  Speaker 1: up every like every package of socks has like a
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  Speaker 1: little bit different of ribbing, so you can't like put
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  Speaker 1: together like the Nike socks you got like two weeks ago,
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  Speaker 1: with the Nike socks you got this week now, you
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  Speaker 1: fucking genius bullshit that Nike's pulling.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's also like it, why is it standard for
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  Speaker 4: us to buy like one pair of socks for like
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  Speaker 4: fifteen bucks? Socks crazy?
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  Speaker 1: Like free socks are skyrocketing. Yeah, like napkins, they should
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  Speaker 1: be free. If I was a communist Bernie Sanders as president,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be giving away socks as my first thing. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just did a sock genocide. I just did a
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  Speaker 1: purge of socks in my fucking top drawer.
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  Speaker 4: Amount of socks for that you don't I don't have
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  Speaker 4: We don't have drawers in our apartment space. You just
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  Speaker 4: throw everything somewhere. Where do you put your shove it
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  Speaker 4: all into one corner? I feel like socks are that
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  Speaker 4: you have to dig it up and try and figure
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  Speaker 4: out what you're gonna wear that day. Yeah, just going
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  Speaker 4: through old socks sucks.
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  Speaker 6: Why do you say weet talking about your bedroom?
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I hate my bedroom. Well, actually it's not sure.
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  Speaker 4: I love our apartment and it's the only apartment that
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  Speaker 4: I've lived in that I haven't despised. But I need
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  Speaker 4: a dresser, and it's just I don't have room for one.
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  Speaker 4: My room is so small.
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  Speaker 1: What about the people.
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  Speaker 4: One's room is double the size of mine.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, he works.
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  Speaker 4: He fucking busts his assoog's room. On the other hand,
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it's not even livable how small it is.
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  Speaker 4: He has one but his fault. He got a fucking
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  Speaker 4: king sized bed in like the smallest apartment in New York.
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  Speaker 1: He's he's just made it beat.
• 10:38
  Speaker 4: The apartment is his room is just a bed wall
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  Speaker 4: to wall bed. Dude, he has like a one foot
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  Speaker 4: space to get to his bed and then that's his room.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of sweet, but then you just wind up
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  Speaker 1: having everything on your bed.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's like what my room is too.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: You just put the ship on your bed and then
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: move it over to sleep on it. Yeah, that's kind
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  Speaker 1: of sweet though, just eating in bed, yeah, ays he
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  Speaker 1: in bed.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah every night. Like my room has gotten smaller though
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  Speaker 4: since I got my AC and it's pissing me off.
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  Speaker 4: I uh, I really want to get rid of it.
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  Speaker 4: Elaborate just feels smaller because that fucking jet engine in
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  Speaker 4: my room every day. Just first of all, it's killing me.
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  Speaker 4: I wake up with like chest pains every morning.
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  Speaker 1: The machines are attacking you already, myth bus.
• 11:23
  Speaker 4: That wasn't it COVID? I don't know due because then
• 11:28
  Speaker 4: I woke up the other day and I was like,
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: sick as fuck? Did I tell you about this? I
• 11:32
  Speaker 4: hadn't taken my LC bro, I hadn't taken my sole
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  Speaker 4: oft in a week, and as I ran out of
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: my prescription, then I went to Philly and then I
• 11:40
  Speaker 4: came back and I kept on forgetting to pick it up.
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  Speaker 4: I woke up on Saturday morning, like like on my deathbed,
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  Speaker 4: like one hundred something.
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  Speaker 1: Fever because you didn't have sol off.
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  Speaker 4: I took it.
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  Speaker 1: You were depressed to death.
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  Speaker 4: Thirty seconds later, I was like, I could like feel
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  Speaker 4: my body like I felt like when Thanos gits all
• 11:57
  Speaker 4: the Stones and the Gauntlet, except it was just thought, yeah, dude, literally,
• 12:02
  Speaker 4: it's crazy because I was withdraw I was withdrawing.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: You just were like the whole movie inside Out exploded
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: inside of you. Literally You're just feeling every emotion.
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  Speaker 4: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: You definitely were withdrawing.
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  Speaker 4: I was. I was. I was about to have to cancel.
• 12:14
  Speaker 4: I had two shows and I was going to cancel
• 12:15
  Speaker 4: one of them. I was going to cancel both of them.
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  Speaker 4: And then I took it, and I was like fuck, yeah,
• 12:19
  Speaker 4: I went out. Had I got fucked up?
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  Speaker 1: If you just didn't get your fix of fucking Anti.
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: D's, yeah, I got me the thing. I was like, wow,
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: I can never quit this.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah at all.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't really give a fuck the drug companies
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  Speaker 4: want and who cares?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what does it matter? Taking a pill every day? Literally,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding. What does it matter, just take
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  Speaker 1: a pill every day.
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  Speaker 4: It was always like, oh, I'm so depressed, but I'm
• 12:37
  Speaker 4: not gonna take pills. I don't want to be relying
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: on that. It's like, why just be Yeah, like you
• 12:41
  Speaker 4: just want to be depressed. It's literally just serotonin. Just
• 12:43
  Speaker 4: fucking take it.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind being a dude who took like a
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: fucking box of pills every day. Yeah, who just had
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: like a ton of shit? And who my dad does he?
• 12:51
  Speaker 4: I think like it's seven hundred pills for his heart?
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  Speaker 1: Really is? What's uh? What's his heart? What's his heart problem?
• 12:58
  Speaker 4: He had a heart attack? What? Well? Like, yeah, you
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  Speaker 4: had to get a double bypass.
• 13:03
  Speaker 1: That shit wasn't funny, bro, I thought you were about
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: to tell a joke.
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  Speaker 4: No, he has to take like one hundred pills a
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  Speaker 4: day though. Damn dude, he's always got alarms going off
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  Speaker 4: and it's so annoying of.
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  Speaker 1: Just wanting to take a pill. Do you think that
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  Speaker 1: he's stressed like you? How do you make sure that
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  Speaker 1: I feel like heart diseases?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna have it. You are going
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  Speaker 4: to his dad had to get a quadruple bypass. God,
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  Speaker 4: damn they're both like in shape. Damn stress.
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: Does he does he make the Thursday in r on
• 13:28
  Speaker 6: the pill box? No?
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: What does that mean?
• 13:30
  Speaker 6: Sometimes it's Monday Tuesday went and then.
• 13:33
  Speaker 4: Oh, oh, I see, I don't know. I've never I've
• 13:35
  Speaker 4: never given his box the full.
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: You got to examine that ship. Yeah, I mean the
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: pill bottles that have timers on the top have to
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: be the fucking smartest thing. I always want one of those.
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: My thing is I would do the box and then
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: I would run out and then would never fill it
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: up again.
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough. And that's the same reason that you
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: don't have any like space in your room. Like if
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: you were industrious, like you'd fill the box. If you
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: were industrious, you'd like make like loft shelfs or whatever.
• 13:58
  Speaker 4: It like, Like I really should, because I think it
• 14:00
  Speaker 4: would improve my quality of life a lot.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: I know. That's why I'm telling you you need to
• 14:03
  Speaker 1: go trans because if you're a woman, you'd be like
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: such a better fucking organizer if you just like uh you,
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: because it would be nesting. It would be a biological
• 14:11
  Speaker 1: need that you had to like nest and make sure
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: your house looks fucking sweet and nice and like presentable
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: for when eventually you you got into Estris and wanted
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: to like have babies.
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know I should. Yeah I don't have I
• 14:23
  Speaker 4: don't like where am I gonna go buy a dresser?
• 14:25
  Speaker 4: WM I suld should just get those those?
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Are you asking me what store? Cell dressers?
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: We're just try and buy something in New York. They're like, oh,
• 14:31
  Speaker 4: we can order it for you and it'll be here
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: in a month.
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just order it to your house and
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: then get it do it to build it?
• 14:36
  Speaker 4: Like, I have this idea in my head now now
• 14:38
  Speaker 4: I need like I need to leave here and I
• 14:40
  Speaker 4: need to go buy addresser.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: Do you have room for it? No room for it?
• 14:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: Do you want them to buy it?
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: And I'm mine? I want it in my hands today.
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: Why you're not gonna build it? It's gonna sit.
• 14:51
  Speaker 4: Oh no, I can't get a wooded that's out of
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: the question. It has to be one of those like
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: ones that's just a plastic plastic or some shit.
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're like a chest. I feel like people used
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: to just push it in.
• 14:59
  Speaker 4: A My grandparents us just have chests and everywhere, really,
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: and my grandma just found a glock in the chest
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: wrapped up in a towel. Was your grandfathers why we
• 15:09
  Speaker 4: went over? No, they didn't know whose it was.
• 15:12
  Speaker 1: So someone in one of your dad has heart problems.
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: He's fucking stressed over the murder. He's trying.
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: No, this is not the kind of family. That was
• 15:18
  Speaker 4: kind of a family. They used to have a bunch
• 15:19
  Speaker 4: of guns. Definitely was passed by. You don't talk to them, No, no,
• 15:22
  Speaker 4: I did. This is the one I do talk And
• 15:25
  Speaker 4: we used to always go to their house. They grew
• 15:27
  Speaker 4: up on my mom grew up on the Cape, and
• 15:28
  Speaker 4: we used to go to their house like every summer
• 15:30
  Speaker 4: for like the whole summer basically. And uh, one day
• 15:34
  Speaker 4: she like cut my grandma called my mom and she's like, yeah,
• 15:36
  Speaker 4: we like found a gun to go. And it's like
• 15:38
  Speaker 4: a fucking like like I don't know what kind of
• 15:40
  Speaker 4: gun it would be, but it was like a flashy
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: like silver gun really, and it's literally vol owl like
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: under a bunch of clothes in a bag or in
• 15:48
  Speaker 4: a in like in a chest.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: What the fuck? Someone in your family was sweating.
• 15:53
  Speaker 4: She turned it in cerial number filed off or what.
• 15:57
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was a burner really, Now that would
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: have been so fucking sweet. Yeah, she turned it in.
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: My grandpa went insane for a bit.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: And Murder on the Cape sounds like a fucking sweet
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: ass novel.
• 16:07
  Speaker 4: Dude. There's every single like horror movie takes place on
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: the Cape. Yeah, a lot of horror movies take place
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: in Massachusetts, they do, or like New England at least in.
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: A lot of novels. Like women love to like read
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: a novel about like somebody dying on vacation or some
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: shit like that, like some manic yeah, like a high
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: powered Yeah, like someone has an affair on vacation and
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: someone gets killed.
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: I mean it's good shit, dude, I uh yeah. I
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: just started watching this documentary. Fuck what's it called about
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: the how they caught the Golden State Killer? And it's
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: like that guy. There's a comedian whose like wife wrote
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: she was writing a book about it. She's doing like
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: some super deep like she's like a she was like
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: a murder blogger or something, and then she started writing
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: a book about it, and then like halfway through, when
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: she was about to finish the book blogger. Okay, she
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: was writing the blog or when she was finishing up
• 17:01
  Speaker 4: the books, she got murdered away. It's like a very
• 17:04
  Speaker 4: famous comedian's wife.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: She fished her wish. Yeah, yeah, tough to joke about murder.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: But know what if I told you, but.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: That is a fucking oh wait it wasn't Patton Oswald.
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was really, Yeah, she got murdered. I thought
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: she just died. I didn't realize she got murdered. Oh no,
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: maybe she didn't get murdered. That's just what.
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she just died. I think she died.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but he's already remarried.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: Because he fucking murdered her.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Dude, you think it was poh fucking murdered a bitch
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: when she o d she died in her sleep unexpectedly.
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: I thought he was like sobbing those six I feel
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: like he was, like because he's the Golden State killer, dude. Yeah,
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: from King of Queens, the Voice of Ratitude.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: There's actually there are There are a lot of theories
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: that he did kill her though. Really yeah, yeah, it
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: actually is. He finished the book for her because he
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: already probably fucking knew it from.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: He had a first hand The book needed our stand up.
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: News, that's our slash stand up.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: Find anything about it. They think it's a foreshand room.
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's fucking uh. Was that before or after he
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: got Ratituey? You think that they would still show Ratituey
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: everywhere knowing that he was the voice of it.
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: I don't know remember when he Remember when he posted that,
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: uh that picture of him apologizing for like being friends
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: with Dave Chappelle.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a like headshot of him in the mirror something
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Had someone to take a picture of him writing an
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: apology letter.
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get into famous like that? Like, uh, I guess
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: it's just being in a Disney movie will make you
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: that famous. But like get in too famous like that
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: is uh, has to just be terrible for trying to
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: be a comedian. It's probably sweet if you're any other
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: type of actor and you can just be self important,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: but like, you can't take the piss out of yourself
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: if you're doing like mirror selfie apology videos or whatever, like,
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: you have to be able to make fun of yourself.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: No, I think I think there are a lot of
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: people who do comedy like stand up as like a
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: leveraging way to get into like show business, though, do.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: You think so?
• 19:06
  Speaker 4: I think like a lot of people's the dream is
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: to be in a Disney movie or to like be
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: an actor.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: It is interesting when stand up people talk about stand
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: up as like an art form, because like, uh, it is,
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: and that is true. But it's also like when you
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: talk about it being like your art, that like takes
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: kind of the joke out of it. Oh yeah, but no,
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: talk about how it's your art and she.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Would never say that that's ridiculously weird.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: You will get to some point like that, like, this
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: is my fucking life now. I've dedicated my fucking life
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: to this shit.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: I am on grind mode right now, though I know
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: I gotta step I gotta step my level up.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna step your level up at barstool as well.
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I know that. I know that you're about to step
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: up as far as like how much you fucking grind
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: for the fucking stool and Stripes, bro, how much you give.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: Your life Stripes. I've given everything to this company.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I know clip that, please fucking clip that everything everything,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: you wake up find nothing left, you leave it all
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: on the fucking table. The fucking scrutiny that you have
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: to undergo. Dave doesn't know shit about that now, he's
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: somewhere on fucking mon Talk. Poor bastard. I went to
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: mon Talk this weekend.
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: I know you didn't tell anyone you're gonna be gone
• 20:16
  Speaker 4: on Friday. Kind of a scumbag move.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I did.
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: We were all where's around? Oh? Should we wait? Should
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: we start?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: I did tell everybody. I said at the end of
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: the show on Thursday that I wasn't gonna be there
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: on Friday. But you were checked out.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Mistaking with someone else.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Brother. You need to fucking do more meditations so you
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: can learn how to live in the moment.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Brother, I do need to do more meditation. So I've
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: actually been thinking about it. I know I always am
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: my god, I'm gonna don't I'm gonna meditate. It's like
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: it's a good idea, and then I never do it.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: I meditated before. You're a fucking stand up show.
• 20:49
  Speaker 4: You were nervous, no, so I could.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Fucking be a better viewer of you.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: Ah.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: I was like, dude, I really want to be.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: In the more nervous at all or now?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Uh No. My wife thought I was nervous, but I
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: was like taking notes on your set to go up
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: and talk about it, and she she was like she
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: was like, give me advice. She was like, chin up
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: with her shoulders back, You're gonna be fine. And I
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: was just like taking notes on my phone of like
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: ship to talk about about your set. She thought I
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: was like going over what I had to say, but
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I was really just I just had hunched phone posture,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: fucking taking notes.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Do you watch the whole show or did you just
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: stay in the green? Watched the both shows from the side.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Oh nice, nice, it's fucking dope. Yeah, well, I guess
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: we haven't even talked about Philly, so yeah, Rum came up.
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: He came to Philly for the second for this for
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: Thursday or was it a Wednesday?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Wednesday?
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: Wednesday shows?
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Both shows on Wednesday, we did a little.
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: Bump Mike's action just kind of shot the ship's holy
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: fuck put this episode yeah, oh no, no, we don't
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: need to do that. Yeah, I could put the video
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: of him walking out, but another the material stuff then.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Isn't that like only me like has like trying to
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: be funny, Like I'm just saying, like, look, how loud
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: people fucking cheered for me, Like that's just not funny. No, Like, yo,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: they fucking love me out there.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Dude, But it's cool.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: They were going fucking ape shit for me.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: You gotta think when you do something, you think what
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: would Andrew Schultz do? And he would put that video.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: In Yo, they went crazy for me.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: I see videos like that sometimes and I'm like, god, damn. Thomas.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: The girl posted a video I think yesterday or today
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: of him walking out he's doing an arena show, and like,
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, like how do this many people like
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: know him? Like it was like thirty thousand people I was.
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: I was thinking that about basketball team.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I'm like, you know about the Knicks too, It's like
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: twenty thousand people know about the fucking Celtics. Thing.
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: Like, imagine being one person who could sell out an arena? Yeah,
• 22:40
  Speaker 4: I would be horrifying.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: And just with your words. Yeah, you don't even know
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: how to play piano like a theater, Billy Joel, I
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: get it.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: You know, music is like do you think do you
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: think people get nervous for like concerts as a musician
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: after a while, yes, Wow, you just playing the same songs, You're.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Just saying the same words. You don't even have to
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: hit the right pitch.
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: But like if you like, if you do if you
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: do a Billy Joelda is a concert. No one's gonna
• 23:07
  Speaker 4: be like, oh, piano man sucks.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: I saw Springsteen live in concert, and I walked away
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: thinking that it sucked.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: Why what is Frank? What's Frank doing here? What was that?
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: He just came up and gave like a pissed off look.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: He looked at you and then just like still doing
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: shit with fucking I was, Oh.
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: He probably wants you to do a soda review. That's
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: what it is.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to pass this this duty onto someone else. Yeah,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: it is my most critically acclaimed work working with his
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: soda reviews. But there it's preposterous to think that musicians
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: don't get nervous. I don't know everybody that does it
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: in front of other people, like athletes, But I've had
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: the same thought about like athletes that just like is
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: that nervous.
• 23:53
  Speaker 4: I would never even think that athletes like I would
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: never I would never even cross my mind.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Like before a big ass basketball game, I'm sure like
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: fucking an athlete is uh like terrified.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, first game in the NBA probably shitting your pants.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: My buddy was like a kick returner for football, and
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: like anytime a kickoff would happen, the ball would be
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: in the air, and like as was in his air
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: in the air, he would just look down and like
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: throw up and fucking run it back and he was
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: super nice with it, like he would return shit for touchdown.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: My boy Wick said, Dude, he's fucking but he just
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I think sometimes the people with the most talent, the
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: most like natural raw talent, also have like the most anxiety.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Or maybe I'm just thinking of this dude, who I
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: fucking admire his talent.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Bill Hater's got some funny stories about that.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: About his anxiety.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah what uh.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Like he he gets nervous before like sn l and
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: shit like that.
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah. I think he said he would have like a
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: panic attack like every time before us now.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Caught that fucking fly, No big deal. Uh yeah, it's uh,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: it's probably terrifying you.
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: Uh did did Bo Burnham do stand up before he
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: was famous?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: I think he got famous doing the piano.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: He just go like straight to theaters.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: I I think he was doing the piano and then
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: he fucking got famous on YouTube the same kind of
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: way that you did do in the piano, like on stage.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Do you know that I don't think so. I think
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: he was, and then he would go up on stage.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: He probably did like a year of colleges. When dudes
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: get famous that fast, it's probably sweet as fuck for them.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: But also he had so disconcerting because like, why did
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: he have.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: To stop because he was having panic attacks on stage? Oh?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he needs some anti d's, bro. Maybe he
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: wasn't trying to take a pill of day.
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: No, he needs some. Yeah, he could use that. But
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: I was always just curious because I know, like his
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: YouTube videos popped when he was so young, and I
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: always wondered if he just get was that famous from
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: YouTube and just went like straight into doing theaters for
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: like the first time he ever did a show.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It probably was like that, but you had to kind
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: of like calm it down. It's crazy when people who
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: are famous for other shits start doing stand up too.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Like didn't like John Mayer had like a while where
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: he was just doing stand up and shit like that.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: He was just bros and to your boy.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, I just know this anecdotally that he would
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: just do stand up and just kind of like pop
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: in places and just try to do some some stand up.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: But I admire people trying to do uh, like whenever
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: somebody if like a stand up makes like a song
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: or some shit like that. Like, I admire people trying
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: to do different types of things even though that's not
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: what people want to see.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: Well, who's being sating up right now?
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Like t I yeah, yeah, and he hate him and
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: it might suck, but like I admire him trying. It's
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: like you you're once you get so famous at one thing,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: it's probably like pretty scary to be like judged for
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: doing something else.
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, it's got to be.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: That's why you got to try some new shit, bro,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: like fucking being a professional athlete.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Maybe yeah, yeah, probably, yeah, you.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Should definitely give that shit a shot. But yeah, I'm
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: trying to do some new shit, including pop punk. If
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: people still want to buy tickets for these shows, we
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: got a show in fucking Atlantic City this this coming weekend.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: It's on Friday in Atlantic City. These come to that
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: show in Atlantic City. I fucking love if people came
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: to that show in Atlantic City.
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: We're gonna be to go see that. It'll be a blast.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: Things are like parties.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: It is an absolute It's a fucking absolute rager party.
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: Dude, your favorite barstool sports personality is performing.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, and we're gonna be giving away fucking cash, tons
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: of money. And then the next the next week, we
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: have a show in New York on that Saturday, I
• 27:13
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• 27:22
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so now after you you've bought in the tickets
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  Speaker 4: link tree and I will be in Saint Louis this
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: weekend with Francis Ellis, friend of the podcast, and then
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  Speaker 4: I will be in Providence and Atlanta in the coming weeks.
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  Speaker 4: So go check that out. You've got a fuck You've
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• 28:37
  Speaker 4: I fear, well, yeah it's Tuesday night. Yeah so yeah, yeah,
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: if you're listening to this today, the day it's dropped,
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: I said exactly what the fuck I'm in Now, you
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: said it right. I don't know why I tried to overcorrect.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: That's all right, brother, Such a fucking idiot.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: No, don't say that, dude. I do the same shit
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: all the time. Dude, you're the fucking man in the arena. Bro,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: you're just under the spotlight.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: And in the arena.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I R and I there's going to be a little
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: bit more scrutinally, tod shit last night and in the arena.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Why what are you feeling down about?
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Down about kind of rough set last night?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Did you?
• 29:08
  Speaker 4: I'm just so I'm just so hard on myself, Like
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: I could have like every joke work, and then if
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: one joke doesn't do well, I'm like, well that I'm
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: gonna fucking kill myself. Now.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just too hard on yourself.
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: That's what it is.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Your biggest drawbaut It was too hard of a worker.
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: But also it was hard too when I was a
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: bad set. But there's also only like ten people there.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: But then like I was like whatever, it was like
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: ten people. I was like, who gives a fuck? And
• 29:30
  Speaker 4: then like three people come up to me. They're like, yo, dude,
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: we came here to see you. Like fuck and it sucked.
• 29:36
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: What was that?
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: I was like, Yeah, just don't tell anyone about this.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he just gave him some cash.
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: That's what I said. I said, don't tell anyone about it.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: You memory wipe them. You gave him the men in black?
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: You never seen men in black?
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: No? I have, have you? Yes? Actually I just have
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: it on disc.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Damn, dude, my dad gave me. H, my dad gave
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: me a DVD for my birthday this year of the Godfather.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: That's a good gift, thanks, dude. Actually it was a box.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: It was a box set of three DVDs of the Godfather,
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: three different Godfathers one, two, am three. It was pretty
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: fucking sweet.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Actually good. That's a good gift.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: You make fun of my fucking pop stude.
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good gift. I like a good box set. Yeah,
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: but they was so slim, like you don't really need
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: like it always boxes every time now they do the
• 30:22
  Speaker 4: box sets, they cheap out and they give you the
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: slim ass uh discs. I know, not the discs, but
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: like the packages.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I borrowed a VHS box set for my boy Tom
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Leonard one time growing up, of all five Rockies, and
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: I never gave it back to him and still just
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: sitting on my fucking house.
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: Collector's item, dude, it definitely.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Is a collector's item. What do you think the most
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: valuable thing you have is.
• 30:44
  Speaker 4: In my like in my room or like in total.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: In total, the most valuable thing that you have access to,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: you have any collector's items, you have anything that you
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: think would really pop it at auction.
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: I have a baseball that's signed by Ted Williams.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I have the original HOTUS Wagner card. I don't know
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: is that expensive.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: I don't have anything valuable. I don't think.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: Baseball card signed by or baseball was signed by Ted Williams.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Sounds pretty valuable.
• 31:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. Book. I don't know how much
• 31:11
  Speaker 4: that would go for.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: Tyler quite a bit.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think quite a bit, dude. I think that
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: we could fucking give up this comedy dream and fucking
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: make it.
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: It's a signed by the whole team too. His name
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: is in big letters.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I wonder why in the case is it real?
• 31:28
  Speaker 6: Takes down the value?
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Probably four hundred bucks?
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: Nothing really four hundred for Ted Williams actual sign ball.
• 31:36
  Speaker 5: Uh yeah, or photo for one hundred bucks.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: What I thought that that would be our autographs expensive
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: or not? Is own? Or what you're saying, is that right?
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: That it takes down the value of it?
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Uh? Yeah.
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: I have a glove with like Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera,
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: but it's worthless because it has like Melky Cabrera and
• 31:56
  Speaker 6: Robinson Cano as well.
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: Makes sense?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: The uh feel like photo. Photographs just killed the autograph better,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: significantly better graph.
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: I would rather why would you want to? I would want
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: someone say show when you can just get a picture
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: with them. They'd be like, hey, look at this is
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: me and Ted Williams.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: There's something tangible about an autograph, though, it's like he
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: touched this thing.
• 32:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then you could be like, look he touched me, and.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Then see this really did on my shoulders.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: No one gets autographs anymore.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: But but wait, you didn't see that grown man autograph
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: fan at the All Star Game. That was like elbowing
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: a little kid.
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: No, I did see that. I did see that. But
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: but also I feel like it's probably different if you're older.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: What do you mean, Like you're still like, oh, I
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: need to get an autograph with this person.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: It's like a secondary market though, where people are going
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: like with ten head shots of like Dave being like,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: hey can you can you sign this Peach review big
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: fan back in the.
• 32:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but like no one could. No one's buying that shit,
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: are they?
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know obviously, not if fucking Ted Williams, but
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: like there's or like they didn't like Baker Mayfield or
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: like some or no Johnny Manzil was like got in
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: trouble because he was like signing like a billion things
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: to like, who's buying that? I don't know, it's stupid
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: as fuck.
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: Well, like playing though ted Williams has been super dead
• 33:07
  Speaker 5: for a long time.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's right, But I feel like that would
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: make it more valuable. There's a it's a finite amount
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: of those, like like Wakefield could go fuck up the market,
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Johnny Manzel could fuck up the market and sign a
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: billion more autographs.
• 33:19
  Speaker 4: Wouldn't you be like, well, this doesn't really mean anything,
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: Like I feel like that's more of like a if
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: you get something autographed, like oh wow, I met this person,
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Like this is cool for me to have.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's you.
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: Ever, why would you buy someone else's signet? Like why
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: would you like buy like, yeah, I'm not surprised the
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: tag Williams thing. Why would you be like, I guess
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: he's dead now, so it's different, But like why would
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: you be like, oh, I'm gonna buy this copy this
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: photo of Dave signed by Dave.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah. This is a fraud industry Top seven most valuable.
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: The seventh is only one hundred and twenty five thousand. Really,
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: Albert Einstein's.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Autograph, That's okay, Maybe I take back everything I just said,
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: because that's sick. What having Einstein for the time five
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: an autograph? That would be so sick.
• 34:02
  Speaker 6: Jimmy Hendricks two hundred K. I'm fucking I'm pulling back
• 34:06
  Speaker 6: thirty eight K. John Lennon five hundred twenty five K.
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: Abe Lincoln three point seven mil. That's fire, that's fire.
• 34:15
  Speaker 6: Shakespeare five mil.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Really, dude, that's because that now now I'm thinking.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Like I'm pulling back. I think it was just Ted Williams.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: I think I just don't want to Ted Williams williams signature,
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: but historic people like Shakespeare having Shakespeare's John Hancock's John Hancock.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, George Washington nine point eight mil. Hancock should
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: be the white will.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: It should be the one. He should be the dopest one.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: But I mean, these dudes were just signing letters too.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Are any of these just specific.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: God of the and these actually be autographs? Are these
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: just like a stamp? Okay, it's three million, campus.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Has to be authenticated or some shit. Einstein was just off.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: This was something.
• 34:56
  Speaker 6: Joe DiMaggio and Marilyn Monroe, Baseball feature.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: It has to be fake, bro, there's no way that
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: they were signing it together knowing that.
• 35:06
  Speaker 6: I think those two sucked and fucked inside.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Wasn't she stinky?
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I heard she was. As I heard that she was
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: just like a gross pig bitch that just would like
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: eat in bed and like would fucking like develop a stink.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Like she basically lived how you live. She would just
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: like fucking have up close.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: She reeked of body odor and was also a pig
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: between the sheets.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: I told you she was just thinking a legend.
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: And second, Hubby Joe Demaggio complains that the blonde bombshell
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: stunk to High Heaven.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
• 35:37
  Speaker 6: Dunk to high that's like the missing You would avoid
• 35:40
  Speaker 6: bathing for days and weeks on.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: Then, especially back then. Yeah, and she's stunk to high Heavens.
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: That's like a curse on the old timey roast like
• 35:50
  Speaker 6: hit way harder now, Like what other ones do you
• 35:53
  Speaker 6: think of? I don't know that.
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: What's that video where we always we always watch what
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: does he say?
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Which one? Yeah, you're a you're a crumb. Yes, you're
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: stunk to high Heaven. You're a lush, lush you're a crumbum. Yeah,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: that they did used to be able to fry people
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: up badly, But her stinking to high Heaven must have
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: just been her way of you know how like girls
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: will be like real hot and then try to do
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: something like to like take away their hotness and like
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: see if their hotness still stands up. That was probably
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Monroe trying to just be like, let me see if
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: I'm if I could be stinky as fucking still get
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: the Playboy cover.
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: Stinky people are the worst, I know, It's gotta be
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: one of the worst like characteristics you can have.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: And she was just parading around being hot and stinky.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Imagine how bad it smelled in that photo shoot where
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: the fucking air was coming up her dress, you know
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: that like famous, Yeah, the subway here hipping through Monroe's desk,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: like shooting her fucking stank undercarriage out through her mouth.
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: Mold people were like ew it stills like Marilyn.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: Out the fucking subway with their stank ass possy.
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: That would be nasty, Yeah.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: That would be nasty to fuck Marilyn Monroe, so.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: You could not pay me.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: It grows with their fighting, you know, fucking away dude,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: she's gross, So I would never I was way more
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: of a Mansfield guy fuck with Jane Mansfield, way more heavy.
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: Talking about Marilyn and be like, no, I don't think
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: I would ever hit that gross bro ever hit that dude.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Fuck no, dude, there's definitely she tall.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: My buddies that I was with uh from home a
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago, they're like, weren't like worf. We
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: were friends like all in high school. We weren't there
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: like my best friends. But like that's like that's like
• 37:39
  Speaker 4: something that they would actually talk about well, saying I
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: wouldn't fuck row would you tap that? Well? No, dude, ross,
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: And they all like punch each other, like take their
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: shirts off.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: And ship start throwing each other.
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: They're all like d one athletes and they're like they're
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: all hilarious because it's just like I grew up with that.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: They're rowers.
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: No, no, no, they're all like like hockey players and
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: lacrosse players, and I think one of the places football
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: is really.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Would you fuck her? Fuck no? And then just strip
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: naked and brawl with each other? That fucking gross, dude.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: I heard you got some snatch last night.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: Some fucking primosh, fuck my ass about it?
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to fuck me about it?
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Are men to suck you about it?
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Or like they're like they're always they're those kind of
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: guys that are just always busting balls and then they
• 38:32
  Speaker 4: like want someone will take it to the too far
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: and they'll be like, bro, you don't even fucking play
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: d one pussy. Like that's like real conversations that they
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: have just snat. All of a sudden, it gets way
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: too real and it gets super tense in the room.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: That's funny as fuck, though.
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: I like when you say that to Nick and Kyle
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: about not doing stand up. Yeah, I'm like, Bro, you've
• 38:51
  Speaker 6: never even been in the arena.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: You don't fucking know what it's like to hear the
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: roar of a live crowd. You don't know what that
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: adrenaline rush is, Like, Oh.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: No, what it's like to hear the crew gets some
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: a live crowd.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: You know, you haven't been through what I've been through.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: You haven't been through the fucking ringer like I have.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: It's crazy that some of the bitches that were Monroe's
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: age are just like still alive right now, and like
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: they have to. They're like forced to still live off
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: that image like they couldn't like pivot wholesome the oldest.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: I think they're like eighty year old like horse who
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: are still just dumping out their bags like I think
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: that a lot of them just like pivot into like
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: old hornedem. What is old hortem, like they become old
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: horse like that. That's how they're like escorts. No, but
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: they're I just think like old pin up ladies like
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: I think still are just like trying to take pictures
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: like with their like like bags out. I'm almost positive
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: that that's still going on.
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: I don't. I would be very surprised if that was happening. No,
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: I'm stamping this, Yeah, valid, cancel your ass.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: No, we'll find some fucking We'll find some pictures of
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: some old pin up girls who are now fucking.
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: Saying that Monroe's old crew is still taking they're all
• 39:58
  Speaker 4: taking nudes. Yes, they going.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: Find some old broads that are like that. Tyler, please
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: help me out.
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: He's on Road's Sisters, the third highest grosser on Only Yeah.
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: See if is? Jane Mansfields asked, still alive? What do
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: we got some old pin up broads?
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: I was never early into like that. I know that
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: was like kind of your era, I don't think the
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: best whatever into like the newspaper polts. Did you have
• 40:22
  Speaker 4: a pin up era? And then you'd have to.
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: Order on the off.
• 40:26
  Speaker 4: When I was growing up, all a phone number.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: That's all we had.
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Describe an image to you.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Before the advent it was pin ups and then we
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: had phone sex.
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: And wrestlers used to cone.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Titties though, facts over it like a half naked woman.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, rest in piece of the cone titties and resting
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: piece to the elf shoe titty too, whether like kind
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: of like curly cue that like went down like this
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: and kind of like fucking curly cued up or like
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: a galaxy a titty that just looked like a frink.
• 40:56
  Speaker 4: It is crazy how much like titties have changed over
• 40:58
  Speaker 4: the years. It's true, like if you ever watch like
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: an old movielious.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: You ever watch an old pity, If you.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: Ever watch an old movie, they're always shirtless and you're like,
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: that's not what titties look like.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: I'm like, I know, and that's not it because.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Me and my fucking hockey boys, it fucked over it.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: And my hockey boys love talking. Would you fuck that
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: absolutely not Bro. Oh are they long?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah? What do you think it is? BRA technology?
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: Definitely we do you think it a fucking woman's opinion
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: on this? This hat is itchy?
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: Dude?
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: Oh and you have like lice or something?
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: No, that owen hats hat. I thought it looked swaggy.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: A five panel I.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: Know, right, it's flies three panel kind of my thing. Now,
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: how many panels is that hat? Bro? Thirty panels?
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: That's a fucking ton of panels.
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: That's a shit fuck of panels, Bro panels. Speaking of panels,
• 41:57
  Speaker 4: her dog says, the.
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: Best golf season is in full swing and getting out
• 42:01
  Speaker 7: there to work on your game is bound to make
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: any day even better. And if you're looking to improve
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: your drive, Chevy Equinox EV is the smartest choice you
• 42:11
  Speaker 7: can make. Bold athletic styling, a commanding presence, award winning tech,
• 42:16
  Speaker 7: an impressive range, all with an affordable MSRP. Chevy Equinox
• 42:20
  Speaker 7: EV will put a smile on your face no matter
• 42:23
  Speaker 7: how your scorecard shakes out.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: We activate the fucking brand.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: Remember when we When was that time we had one
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: of those big ass company meetings.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I think one's coming up. Yeah, there's an end of
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Summi one. Oh oh they took you off the email though. Yeah,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: they change your key card too. I got bad news
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: for you, bro.
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah that's tough.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: You're fared.
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: I sup.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: I was gonna say what the Francis thing was? Everyone
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: was acting like I ever was. Everyone was being like, yes,
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: Sas is on the chopping block for sure?
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: What who was like that?
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: I like made a joke about my salary or something.
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: It's crazy that like eight months later people are still
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: like fired up talking about my salary. People will also
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: pick pocket watching bro.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: People pick up weird like details and then like extrapolate
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: them and like about them like fact.
• 43:06
  Speaker 4: Like nothing is happening in my brain right now. This
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: is just a this is auto Pilot.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Just dumping ship out. We'll take this as gospel. Yeah, people,
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: and they'll like talk about like people are like, oh,
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: like Dave said that like Ron makes the company zero money,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: He's not a fucking earner. Yeah dude, what what are
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: you fucking talking?
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: Funniest is when they're like, uh, I was gonna say
• 43:28
  Speaker 4: keep going, keep going.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: People just uh well, they'll just like run with something
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: and act like it's so that's that's.
• 43:36
  Speaker 6: Like a false lump in.
• 43:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you fall in line with like but
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: also like Kyle and s and Caleb doesn't. Does Caleb
• 43:42
  Speaker 4: not make the company money either, Like yeah.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: It's or it's just uh, it's it's just interesting how
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: people will uh, well, they're just people are just wrong
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: about a lot of ship and they'll just act like
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: it as fact. But then they'll use that as like
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: a building block to like build more fact song like
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: if this thing is true and then this thing also
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: must be true.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: So strange. Yeah, but like if someone was like, like
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: Francis said something about like like he wanted to complain
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: to sales, and I said, like, don't, it's a corporation.
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: And then someone was like when Dave sees this, it's over.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: It's like, first of all, Dave will never see that.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: I think Dave is at home, Like I'm gonna let's
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: watch the New Son of a Boy Dad episode.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he said with Chicken Chicken.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's oh, we're in mind, we're my fifty million
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: dollar mansion in the Chicken coop Hampton. Let's throw on,
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: let's throw on the New Boy Dad episode.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Now in the roost. Yeah, it uh, it's definitely never happening.
• 44:35
  Speaker 4: Also, it's like I'm not saying like people act like
• 44:36
  Speaker 4: everything I'm saying, I'm like one hundred percent serious, weird, weird.
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: It's a it's supposed to be a comedy podcast.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you didn't see Edward Snowden tweeting about like Hemingway's
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: old philosophy of like he never wanted his letters published,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: like he like he had like a philosophy that the
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: small things that you say, like aren't you like you
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: should everything that you've ever said on record like shouldn't
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: be Like the fining of you and Snowden was basically
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: like you're not your tweets dude, if you like tweeted
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: some like crazy shit, like you're probably just like dumping
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: out your emotion at that second, but like a single
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: emotion of yours, like a single thing you say like
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: it's a corporation. That doesn't mean like you're this anti corporation,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Like fucking yeah, you love corporations.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: Actually you're obsessed with I'm I'm on the record in a.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Corporation right now, Like you're a fucking cog in the
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: wheel of a corporate. You love barstool, dude, I do
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: you would never.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: Un you know if you hate the things everyone thinks
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: I fucking like hate barstool. I don't you love it?
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: It's flash, I don't.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: You love it? Dude. And it's fucking funny if people
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: found out this that you would go into fucking Erica's
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: house for barbecues and everything like that. You fucking you'r
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: you bake the pies, you bring over the fucking like,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: should I bring an appetite or a dessert? And then
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: you want to bring in both?
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: Of course I do. That's just how I am.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: You're a fucking overachiever and they don't know that, so
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: maybe they should build on that as a fucking building block.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: They want to fucking talk out of turn about fucking
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: how we get down. I'm not here.
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: That's damn tree, isn't Ain't that the truth?
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: No?
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: Let's yeah, let's do a mega thread on Sassin Erica's barbie.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we need a mega thread.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: Mega thread. It's good Sass has been hanging out with Erica.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: What they can't get along? Wait? And what were you
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: saying to Sass earlier a second ago? When I interrupted you,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: you said you were chiming in and out. I fucking
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: clumsily fucking talked over you.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: I feel like I just had a bunch of shit
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: to say all at once, and I forget everything.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 46:31
  Speaker 4: That's that add I'll be fired up for a second.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: I was thinking about the comments. I said, what do
• 46:35
  Speaker 4: you love about barstool? And he said his boys, said
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: the boys. I said, my rider dies. Yeah, my family, Yes,
• 46:42
  Speaker 4: place is like a fucking home.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: It really is, dude, It's like a fucking fraternity. Bro.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: These are all my fucking brothers and sisters.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: Are all my pledges. Everybody that was gonna say Dave
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: also does not care when people like, like we all
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: joke about Barstool. People think that someone's gonna be like, oh,
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: like I made a joke about Dave or not. Let
• 47:05
  Speaker 4: this get to press it just like, why the fuck
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: do you care? I won't go on this whole. Why
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: it's good to keep it light. Let's keep it fun.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I like, when you go off, keep.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: It fun, Let's keep it light.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: No, it's it's because people are gonna be pissed off
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: no matter what, Bro, you might as well just get
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: it off your chest. People are gonna be like, SaaS
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: is a fucking You'll be a pussy no matter what, dude.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's why I'd rather just not talk about it.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: I'm having a good time, man, I just wanna I
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: don't want to go to that space right now.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's pivot to uvald.
• 47:33
  Speaker 6: Shadow realm, where only demons go to day.
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: I want to go to my demons.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: It does bring out the best in you, though. That's
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: when you make the best art. Yeah, that's when you're
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: really when you're charged up as an artist. As a comedian,
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: you only want applause.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: I don't really get angry anymore. I just uh, spit facts.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: My big thing now is I spread love.
• 47:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, he's been spreading positivity and love and all fatt's
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: of his life.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: You spread love and fuck bitches.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: I don't hate anymore.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, spread love. It is the fucking Brooklyn way. Brother.
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to cut back on hating. Yeah, I don't
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: hate anymore. Oh you've gone cold turkey? Yeah?
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Is that a conscious things?
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: I'll be typing out a hate paragraph to the boys,
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: and then I delete it.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: That's important.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: You can let yourself type it. Yeah, you gotta get
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: it out, delete it. Sometimes you just want someone else
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: to agree with you, and then you can like I
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: like to.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: I like to write it out on a piece of paper,
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: so there's like something tangible there, and then I like
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: the piece of paper on fire and just watch the
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: emotion go away.
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Bro. It seems a little bit traumatic.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: It's fucking sweet, dude.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: I'd rather just do the text and delete.
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: I almost burned down my balcony the other did that
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: part without the on fire part in COVID, And then
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: I went home to get nice clothes the other day
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: and just found a stack of letters. Oh my god, what.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Were you saying?
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: What? Oh? Was this when you stopped drinking around too?
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: No, but that was fun.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Were you drinking at the time when you were writing
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: the letters? Because that would be sweet. I'll probably buy
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: that book. So that's the ship Hemingway was talking Aboutowski
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: would have been awesome. Yeah, fuck I would. I would
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: love to hear a fucking modern day handwritten letter. Or
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: it just could be trash because there's no like editing
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: or deleting. I'm interested to hear your letters. Maybe you
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: could bring them in for a show in tow. Maybe
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: we could do a show in toe. Would that be nice?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I'll be that'd be really nice. A little visual for
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: the YouTube, doing something a little bit fucking visual.
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we should start making this more of like a
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: prop comedy show.
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: Just do costumes every episode like Schultz.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, do they do that?
• 49:31
  Speaker 6: They did for a bit.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they were designer closed as a costume.
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they as a costume with the curly hair last night.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Really the Oh no you didn't.
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't watch the show. Oh snap,
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: I don't watch. I don't watch what is it? Flagrant?
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: Flagrant too? No, I've seen a couple episodes, but I'm
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: only referencing his uh when when Dave hits him, are
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: you still saying uh? What do you say?
• 49:59
  Speaker 6: Are you?
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Are you saying mid? You're thirty eight, you're saying mid?
• 50:02
  Speaker 4: Is what they do that. He's like, you're still saying
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: mid And they're like it's always like they have to
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: remove them more and feet away from them after even.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: When he was on the yak, he tried to do
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: it with these stationary mics. He hit it. Yeah, like
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: he was playing volleyball. He spiked this shit.
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're also like David Yurman earrings, you popped the
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: jerremis off, or they'll grab each other. You can't really
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: shot on it because it clearly is working.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: And it makes it way sweeter. Also, come on the
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: pod man, Yeah that would be false. Yeah, that'll be
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: fucking dope. That would be dope as fuck if he did.
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: He was also like undeniably very nice in person. Cool guy.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I know you can tell that he's like, uh, like
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: you're gonna cure in his success, you know what I mean.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: You know how some people are insecuring their success, so
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: they're like, uh, we'll be uh, they'll be like a
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: little bit, well, they'll be a little bit sassy a
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: little bit, and and they'll they'll kind of kick it
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: back a little bit, big cat. Yeah, can you can
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: you say a couple of words on the mic just
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: so we could be like featuring Joey and get the
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: clicks off your name? Yeah? Is that cool?
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: Right now?
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: Oh? Who's the guy?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, we're recording for tomorrow. Son of a Boy Dad.
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: Oh wait, you guys doing it in here.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: We just wanted to have a little bit of a
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: different change of scenery. I gotta say, see, this is
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: where I didn't even need to ask anything. You're just
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: a font of like content.
• 51:30
  Speaker 9: I just want to say, and this is really sappy.
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: But you are such so such a brilliant host and
• 51:35
  Speaker 9: such a great quick timed comedian on that new show.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: Dude, thank you so much. That's so nice of you
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: killed and.
• 51:40
  Speaker 9: And you are so innocent and just there to like
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: have fun and not about the bullshit exactly bug eating
• 51:46
  Speaker 9: you were like fuck that.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: A lot of the comments though, were like this, this
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: is joey. People were pretty nice. Saw that was love though.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: People are like people, You're like, uh, hot sauce.
• 51:55
  Speaker 9: You're just good on everything's the matches from mansions, beds
• 51:58
  Speaker 9: as comfortable as everyone saying or.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: As was fucking on him, so hell no, maybe I
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: ask him with all dudes, it was self love. He
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: was pounding off on him. But like it's still that's.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Still fucking yeah, I know that was across the line. No,
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: I loved it. Yeah, I gotta wait for a few
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: more minutes before I stand back up in fact, but
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: I'm excited. I'm excited to watch the outcome's Will the
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: show be over by next week?
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: No, by next week there will still be another There
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: will be two more episodes Tuesday and Thursday of next week.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: There still has to uh yeah, there's on tonight. I
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: knows on Tuesday. There's one on tonight on Tuesday Night.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: As this is coming out.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: She was every it's my favorite show on TV right now.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, dude.
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: And Tommy's scream when he said they're moving, they're alive.
• 52:41
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to make that my my my ringtone on
• 52:43
  Speaker 9: my phone.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: How was the Jersey Shore? I saw you were wearing
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: some balls beach where.
• 52:47
  Speaker 9: I went to Jersey Shore. Jeff Gilo is there or
• 52:49
  Speaker 9: Jeff Jersey Jeff? I would like to call him because
• 52:51
  Speaker 9: he's a complete different beast over there.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's he like over there?
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: Can I be honest?
• 52:55
  Speaker 9: I think he's You ever see Charles Manson's documentary.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: I think he's like trying. That's what I get the vibe.
• 53:02
  Speaker 9: It's because it's him and he has a pack of
• 53:04
  Speaker 9: fucking like nine girls that he that he he like runs.
• 53:07
  Speaker 9: I think those girls are being held captive by Jersey
• 53:09
  Speaker 9: Jersey Jeff. He's Manson. He's making those girls do all
• 53:12
  Speaker 9: the journey work, and they're like a little bit of
• 53:14
  Speaker 9: a cult.
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: Yes, it's like it's very ritualistic and very something. Something's up.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: It's like once upon a time in Hollywood, Like, I
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be surprised if he just had like he made
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: them all wear like very long dresses and they went
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: to like a cliff with like a maypole and like
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: danced around it or some shit like that. There's something
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: ritualistic going on. He's even just taking the picture of
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: the one girl and he'll just like put it on
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: the story.
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:35
  Speaker 9: So I think if there are things there's a crime
• 53:38
  Speaker 9: spray in New Jersey, no your DJs or someone's you know,
• 53:41
  Speaker 9: someone's acrylic nails are getting ripped off by the by
• 53:43
  Speaker 9: the cuticles, I think those girls would have responsible. And
• 53:47
  Speaker 9: I think Jeff di Loo is the mastermind of it all.
• 53:49
  Speaker 9: Something's up down there. I don't know what it is,
• 53:51
  Speaker 9: but yeah, you.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Had boots in the ground though, and you still couldn't
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: figure it out.
• 53:54
  Speaker 9: Yeah, are you trying to figure it out? I just
• 53:57
  Speaker 9: want I just I just don't want to get in trouble.
• 53:59
  Speaker 9: So I kind of did whatever he said and it
• 54:00
  Speaker 9: kind of went with the flow.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: What's the scene down there?
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Like?
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Uh? Is it is like, uh, are there dudes at DJs?
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Are there straight dudes only at DJs? Or there we
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: no believe it or not?
• 54:10
  Speaker 9: That I brought you guys. Two different guys home from
• 54:13
  Speaker 9: DJ's Serious. One of them told me that he wasn't
• 54:15
  Speaker 9: attracted to me, but he's still cuddled with me. What
• 54:19
  Speaker 9: then he moved back to Pittsburgh. And then the other one.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: He was just I think we haven't seen Nick since here.
• 54:26
  Speaker 9: The other one was just you know, he was in GTF.
• 54:29
  Speaker 9: So I got rid of his ass, but I have
• 54:30
  Speaker 9: to have to run my interviews here is perfect.
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: Walking out You guys.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: Appreciate it that. Thank you for elevating on our show
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: with your presence, absolute best. Yes, I love it, dude.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: He's fucking hilarious.
• 54:42
  Speaker 6: He's unreal.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: Watch out and About Out and About is fucking uh
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: the future. It is the future. It's fucking massive future.
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: One kid I'm friends with. Every time they bring him
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: up on stage or like the Coast will come up
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: and they'll be like, what do you want us to
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: bring you up as, and he just goes the future?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, dude, he's kidding.
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: They don't actually bring him up.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Plus that I could see, I could see. I thought
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: he was You've told me about some of your friends.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: I feel like some comedians do have a little bit
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: of an ego. In fact, all of them. Yeah, I
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: feel like you in some ways.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: A lot of people they won't even like, they won't
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: even like look at you if you haven't been doing
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: it for like fifteen years.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I know, it is funny, it's crazy. Well, no one
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: has to suffer through that more than you.
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: Probably what not look at people not looking at me.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm saying that you haven't been doing it for
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: fifteen years. So those people are obviously like, there's no
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: pretending that you've been doing it for fifteen Oh no, no,
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: you have to have been doing it since you were
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: six years old.
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I don't care.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: Also, there was players on the Cavs trying to humble
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: Lebron his first year.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Right Elgaskis was like, this is my team, Like, nah, busy.
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: You got to see a lot of yourself in that situation.
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: Hey, what's going on there?
• 55:51
  Speaker 9: Pal?
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: We saw you the hockey game.
• 55:52
  Speaker 6: Mark.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: I know you guys.
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: I'm Ryan Whitney.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: I got a drink named after me.
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: A big dude.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: I think Whitney. That's what I thought. See, Fellas, I
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: invented the thing you pigeoned pink Whitney for legendary moments.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: For men.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I forgot they're making different doctor pepper for men.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: I think it got discontinued quick, Oh.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Doctor pepper for men, high test doctor.
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: The first ad I saw and they were like, this
• 56:17
  Speaker 4: is doctor Pepper for men.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: You saw that old ad of uh? They used to
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: McDonald's used to make like a burger for adults, and
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: it was like they're like, like the advertising was fucking terrible.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: It was like spinach beats McDonald's burgers. Now something a
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: little bit more grown up, Like I could I could
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: see them having a burger that was like more of
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: like a premium product and it's like high end, like
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: for the people like that want to like have a
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: really like fancy burger experience or some shit like that.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: But calling it for adults as stupid as fuck.
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just that make Also, what if you're going
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: to McDonald's you don't want that, or.
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: Why would you lump it in with things that are
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: like people don't like because they're healthy and bad, Like
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: this isn't gonna be healthy. Burgers have had a weird.
• 57:05
  Speaker 4: That's basically just saying it's gonna suck.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Used to put onions and burgers. What are you about
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: to say, Owen.
• 57:10
  Speaker 6: I think McDonald's launched like a healthier option, but it
• 57:14
  Speaker 6: was just the same burger with lettuce and tomato. I
• 57:16
  Speaker 6: think Jason Alexander was the spokesman in it.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that might have been it, like they were using
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: like a full thing of lettuce instead of shredded lettuce.
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're really doing a lot of those deals. For
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: a while they stopp do do they stop all those.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Like mc ribs or like Charlie de Million.
• 57:30
  Speaker 4: Charlie Demilio, the Travis Patty, the Traviy Patty. Harlow's got
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: on a KFC right now. Shout out to fucking Harlow
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: bro working on the Dunkens.
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: I've one maade that Charlie stuff. It would kill me
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: at like twenty years old, at like three in the morning,
• 57:44
  Speaker 5: with like a bunch of girls that'd be like, can
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: I get the Charlie, and I'd just be mosile Charlie
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: after Charlie after the seventh.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Always just like a normal ass meal.
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: It's a it was a caramel swirl with milk. Hey,
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: the most basic coffee. Yeah, yeah, every single day and
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: make five hundred Charlie's. I just want to hang myself
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: by the end.
• 58:02
  Speaker 4: Of how much money do you think you mad? How
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: much mon do you think they get for that much?
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: When do you think Charlie Amelia gets for that?
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: Charlie the bitch as probably got paid up front?
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: Dude, do you think she got I know, what do
• 58:09
  Speaker 4: you think she got up front?
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: First off show?
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: We haven't shipped on them in a minute.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Lets Yeah, yeah, they probably have liked nothing to say that.
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: They really just like fell off.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: That's the biggest indictment.
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: They don't do anything anymore.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: They probably just fell back from the spotlight because people
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: because we roasted them so hard.
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: I feel bad they're getting a lot of shit from
• 58:27
  Speaker 4: us and in the arena shit dude, Yeah, we.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: Were the they were the actual they're the ultimate woman
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: in the arena.
• 58:33
  Speaker 4: Yeah. No one knows what it's like.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: We said they one knows what it's like to be
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: a sad man, sad girl, tech girl, one news what
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: it's like. They're probably still crushing it too, and we
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: just don't know. I don't think they are are they
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: aren't they? I don't think so. Damn Well, maybe we
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: could build them.
• 58:55
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 58:55
  Speaker 4: Charlie got surpassed.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: We should give them a makeover. Wait, what do you
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: mean she got surpassed in followers? Oh no, poor thing.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck, so she's not the number one of all
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: time anymore. Fuck sounds like she fell off.
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: Dude, you're not number one.
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: You're just like the fucking rest of us, even sasasage
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: number one at something. Yep, number one, fucking bitch, idiot
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: say that.
• 59:25
  Speaker 6: I how to correct myself.
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: It wasn't.
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: There was no burger. It was a McDLT of McDonald's
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: lettuce and tomato.
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: What the fuck is that? That's like kind of depressing
• 59:41
  Speaker 4: because that's for people who are like like that, that's
• 59:45
  Speaker 4: a mental illness. If you're buying that, something is seriously
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: wrong with you. Yeah, go to the fucking grocery store.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Did McDonald's used to have like salads that were in
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: like a cup, like a cup of salad or something
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 59:59
  Speaker 4: They have the data like a lobster roll for a bit,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: didn't they Like this was recent?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, i'd have that. Yeah they still do that regionally.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: Yeahsane, that's fucking actually I would probably buy it. I
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: would probably try it, to be honest, Like what if
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: it's just what.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: If Donald's level lobster. I feel like lobsters like the
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: number one food that has to be very fresh for
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: you to be able to enjoy it. And then if
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: it's just good, but like he's like a lobster roll,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: It's like and it's like five bucks, I'd be like, Okay,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: let's do it these every day.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: That it ain't happening, dude, there's no way they could
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: just make it. Yeah, the mixed salad shakers a fucking.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: But that would be maybe one item. I would look
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 6: for a vegan option of just a cheap ass lobster replacement.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: That would be sweet. Isn't there like fa imitation crab
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: sells really well and they're just sticks of.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: Crab lobsters, dude. Lobsterlls are insanely expensive. It's fucking insane.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they are wanted.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: I tried to uber eat one recently and it was
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: like seventy.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 6: Dollars if you're paychecked goes Tojeffreys Grocery.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, dude, some of our buddies go to Jeffreys Grocery, like,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: which is like a what the fuck is Jeffrey a
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 4: West village? Like seafood spot, damn, and it is like
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: so expensive.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: What are some of your favorite types of fish?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't really eat a lot of fish.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: I had so much fucking Ford fishing. I had swordfish, halibit, branzino.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 6: Yes, dude, walk me through halibit.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Halibit is fucking delightful, dude. A pretty thick, but it's
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: flaky and you could get a nice crust to the outside.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: It goes with lots of different sauces. It's fucking lighter.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I had a halibit sushi the other day.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: Really it was bad, bro. It must have would have
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: been last off the boat or last caught first off
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: the boat.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: Definitely wasn't all I eat.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Is last caught first off the boat.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: I want to go fishing so bad.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you just can't afford it.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 4: Where are I going to go fishing? The East River?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: People?
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: Do it?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: People? Fucking fish in Central Park? Young Pagerees used to
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: catch bohemos in there. Really remember that big the video
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: of that like goliath tuna that he had that was
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: in Central Park?
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 4: Have you seen this video of the fish with the face?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: Though I know all the shit on Reddit, Oh.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: It has like a normal human looking face.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 4: It's a human face.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: I feel like I have maybe seen this.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: It's horrifying.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Some of them have like lips that look like, uh,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: it looked like they got fucking lip injections. Yeah, eude, dude.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: And there's a video of it moving. Look at this.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Look at this ship.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 5: Oh it's teaching.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah. TJ's putting on for the insane.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's trying to evolve. Ew dude. It looks like
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: the Wizard of Oz. It looks like the Mona Lisa.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: It looks like if you walk back and forth, the
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: eyes would follow you.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: That's just pretty fucking scared.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: Like Valdemort. Yeah, that shit doesn't Maybe it was Valdemort.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: I would not fuck that. No, I would not tap.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: I definitely would not want to see.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 4: It's got to be some sort of explanation to that though.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: You wouldn't fuck that right now, No, no way.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: Would you fuck it?
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: No? Yeah, I said I wouldn't.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: You're fucking non d one a too.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: Fuck.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't get any pussy.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: It's scary, dude. Imagine seeing that thing in the water.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: I truly can't imagine it.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: I don't care how far it sets us back.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: What if it was like what if it got parent
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: trapped and swapped into the body from the like body
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: of a grown woman or something like that?
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 4: Killed the fuck out of it?
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: If you were killing the soul of of fucking Ted Williams,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: Sir John Hancock, Robert.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: I still move off, Coudelphi.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what if it was Goodaffi?
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 4: But fuck it, you'd fuffy Would it was Goudaffi? I
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: would fuck it?
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Shut up, dude, No, Bro, you know too much about politics. Bro,
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: you have to fucking stop. Dude, add that to your act.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: If if that was Godaffi, would you guys, fuck it?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: That's fucking would.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: Have better laugh. That would have done better than my
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: set last night. Yeah, everyone's just going up there. I
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: was throwing some real shit at them and they couldn't
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: comprehend it. That's the problem that was coming up with
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 4: real shit lately. No, I've been spitting facts, honestly, be.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: In truth because you're an edge lord.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: Now an edge lord. I'm a truth lord.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: No, but I will say you've gravitated, gravitated towards more
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 6: of like a bastion of truth, like a modern philosopher.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm going for dude. As a comedian, we
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 4: have to be philosophers.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 4: Look, people look to us to tell the truth when
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: no one else will. That is a Fact's literally.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Like that's your art.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: Actually like that, that is your art. Yeah, that's why
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: people want applause. That's how fuck dude, I think we're
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 4: just trying to make people laugh. No dude, no dude,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: they want us well laugh at the truth. People come
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 4: here to get away, to get away and.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Hear the truth, universal truths that nobody fucking That's why
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: I like to police what other people say. If they're
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: not telling a universal truth, I fucking.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: Can't say it.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: As if you.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 4: Don't have any universal truths to tell, don't say anything
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: at all.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Beat the fuck out of someone for trying to lie
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: about a universal truth. Um, you were funny as fucking
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: most dangerous game show, bro.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah go check that out. That's gonna be really good.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: First episode that I watched, Like, uh, even when I
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: showed it to other people beforehand, they're just laughing at
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: what you said so much, Like everything you said was
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: funny as fuck.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: So that's tight, man, and I appreciate and I appreciate that.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: I just want you to know in this sea of
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: people telling you that you don't have life experience, Yeah,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: stupid opinion.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: Well it's that much anymore, I know, because.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: They know you have live experiences. Now you just have
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: no excuse.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you caught up to those guys in New Hampshire
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: real quick on life experience.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know. Eight months. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: Say it, bro, Stop stifling your universal truths, Brady.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: I was a velociphy You have to work on this. Yeah,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: you are those words.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Now I need to here a philosopher, raptor. How long
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: have we been going, TJ?
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: A little over an hour?
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: TJ? You want to do? You have any fucking shoot?
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: You want to plug and get off your chest? Watch
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: the College Football Show. This year, TJ is going to
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: be h.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: Oh pro big leagues? What big leagues?
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 6: Big league? Yeah, I'll be a suiting no time, dude, and.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 4: Dude, well deserved.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: We're lucky we have you while while we do teach.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: Ill love being here.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Salute to FU boy dad. Are you hell?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: Brother?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Yo? What dude? Give TJ Hitchings a follow on fucking
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: all platforms. Shut your twitch out, bro.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: I haven't streamed in six months TJ Lamao, TJL Mayo.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Damn okay Jo sas. Let's uh, let's wrap this up.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Let's let's recreate the video of Foucy getting slapped in
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: the stomach with the stick.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 4: Do you say, Foucy, Yeah, it's FUSI name a word,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 4: it's fusie.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Oh fuck you dumb ass. Now I'm never gonna get
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: to do a prank video with him.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 4: I'll understand those videos because it's like, what, what's the point.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: I've seen a go viral on Like every type of comes.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 4: Up on my Instagram like every day, and it's always
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: like the one guy going and he's like and then
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: like all of a sudden, the music changes and it's
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 4: like boo, and then Fouzie walks on screen.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: He's just he's just looking. See that's he's the type
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: of dude who like pivoted from making comedy to like,
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: uh telling universal truths. Like he's just trying to be
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: like hot and like have dramatic music behind his ship.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: He's trying different shit, and I appreciate Foucy for that.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good it's a good like plan B.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: Why like if I ever like if I ever like
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: really started sucking. I would start doing a lot of drugs,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: a lot of hard drugs, and then I would get
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: sober and then next thing, you know, you'd see me
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: up on stage somewhere and I'd be like, the reason
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 4: that we have not progressed as men, it's because we
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: are still we're still associating with these substances. You have
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: to be sober.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Hard times make weak men.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's all about adavan.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's literally like and then you become
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: like a billionaire.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is crazy. Adavan is the softest one too.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: I know.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: I would have to quit zolof too, and then I
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: would leave. I would leave a pack of people that
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 4: are on SSRIs.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: You have to couple levels. Yeah then quit.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Like I would have to have a like if
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: I ever if you ever see me and I'm going nuts,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: I go and saying, everyone's like, oh my god, SaaS
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: said the lowest of his low. You have no idea
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: what's next?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Forced trauma is the only way that people who
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: have like inherent success can get to the next level
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: of success.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: And I'm going to get they're not ready.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: You're going to force some heavy fucking trauma on your
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: own bitch ass and that is not right. A little
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: sasquatch promise all.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: Right to wrap it up?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Should we wrap it up?
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: No? No, I say that.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: I think I feel like we should wrap it up now.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: Yahle's wrap it up.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: I want to wrap it up.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: Wrap it up.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: Thanks guys, We'll see you next week. Watch Most Dangerous
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