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• 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 It's you, tag folks. 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,000 But first, dad jokes. 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:21,000 My lady gives birth today. 4 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 I run to the room right away. 5 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:30,000 She smiles with Glee, then hands her to me. 6 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:34,000 I look at my newborn and say, 7 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:38,000 "Damn, that's a ugly baby!" 8 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:42,000 "Damn, that's a ugly ass baby!" 9 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 I'm feeling quite concerned. 10 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 My deceiving must have turned because, 11 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,000 "Damn, that's a ugly baby!" 12 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,000 I can't believe this came from me. 13 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:02,000 I think her mom did too much LSD. 14 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:07,000 She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big. 15 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:13,000 But the placenta is cuter than she is. 16 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,000 Damn, that's a ugly baby! 17 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:20,000 God damn, that's a ugly ass baby! 18 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 I can't take her home today. 19 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 She'll scare the dog away. 20 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:28,000 'Cause damn, that's a ugly baby! 21 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:34,000 And when she smiles, I find 22 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Shane McGowen comes to mine. 23 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 It makes me want to cry 24 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:47,000 when I look into her good eye. 25 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:51,000 I always want it kids. 26 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Is it wrong to hope for a sit? 27 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Fuck you, it's my fucking baby! 28 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Then the doctor calls me in. 29 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Mr. Lynch, she has a twin. 30 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Damn, that's a good looking baby! 31 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:20,000 One for two on a good looking baby! 32 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 I almost start to weep. 33 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Now this one we can keep. 34 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:29,000 'Cause that was an ugly ass damn, that's a ugly baby! 35 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Come on everybody sing along! 36 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Damn, that's an ugly baby! 37 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Say fuckers, come on! 38 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Damn, that's an ugly baby! 39 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Damn, that's an ugly baby! 40 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:46,000 She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye and bank. 41 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 God just one nose. 42 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 But it's on her left eye. 43 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,000 God doctor, I'm asking you guys to guide. 44 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 But a really, really, really late term. 45 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 A portion still fly. 46 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Oh no, my baby! 47 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Not me. 48 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:06,000 I don't want no ugly baby! 49 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:10,000 I sit down, that's an ugly baby! 50 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Damn, that's an ugly ass baby! 51 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Thank you! 52 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Good night! 53 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Wake up daddy, show 'em. 54 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:31,000 That's the way to start that off. 55 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 Definitely. 56 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:37,000 Welcome everybody to the dad's home podcast. 57 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:41,000 Episode number 324-302. 58 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:49,000 This is Episode 324-302. 59 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,000 This is Episode 322. 60 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 I'm Bauer, that is Chad. 61 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:57,000 Who's on Doctor's Order's drinking a full glass of a scoundrel. 62 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,000 It's just, you know, when you get your dental work done in Mexico... 63 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 ...cowday roll. 64 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,000 It's like a... 65 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 ...that's gonna be what help will help you to show how much you've been... 66 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 ...but you've been... 67 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,000 You want to get the deal, you want to save money and get good quality dental work. 68 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:19,000 So you can bind that with a trip to the donkey show in Tijuana... 69 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:23,000 ...and you end up with Mascale as a pain killing treatment for your dental work. 70 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:27,000 And after going to the donkey show, I end up spending the same amount... 71 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 ...had I gotten the dental work done here in the United States. 72 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:31,000 At the end, you didn't have to... 73 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,000 ...the copay was a little bit lower, but at the end of the day... 74 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,000 ...the thing for the donkey show is the end of the run and you have bunch. 75 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Welcome to Dad's Home, number 302. 76 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Just a couple of quick things. Again, you can find this podcast... 77 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 ...the audible version of it at realguyradio.com. 78 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:49,000 But here's something else you can find the video version of it at realguyradio.com. 79 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Also, the Dad's Home podcast YouTube channel has got... 80 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 ...not only the podcast that we do audio-wise, but also the video. 81 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:57,000 So there's a couple of different places you can find it... 82 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 ...and it's all Spotify as well. 83 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:03,000 So by all means, you can reach out to us at realguyradio.com. 84 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,000 You can drop messages, you can leave us a little voicemail messages. 85 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 That's one of the cool things about that website, too, Chaz. 86 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 There's a little microphone button on the side. 87 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 You can just click on that and say, "Fuck you guys." 88 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Or whatever you want to say to us. 89 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 You can say anything, "Hey, here's a question I've got for the Dad's... 90 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:21,000 ...a bit of advice that you may need, whatever it is, you can record that there... 91 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,000 ...we get it and then we can bring it back to the show and talk a little bit about it." 92 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:29,000 So, that's all available at realguyradio.com. 93 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Go and enjoy the podcast stuff there and you can reach out to us that way, too. 94 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:39,000 So, if we get a recording of a British guy that has very curious about American culture or something... 95 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,000 ...that might be me just trying out my voices. 96 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:45,000 So, you're working on your dialect, you're working on all of the voice... 97 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:47,000 ...that's... -I am governor! -Yes! 98 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Very good. That's a very, very pop-ins kind of way to go about it. 99 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 I like it. -Say no more! 100 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Well, one of the things that happened this past week... 101 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,000 ...and Chad, you were telling me about this from a... 102 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,000 ...you figuring out your own taste in music. I guess... 103 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:05,000 ...when Spotify puts out their rap, it's kind of what you've been listening to... 104 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,000 ...the most throughout the length of the year, correct? 105 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Yes, and this year has been fun, too, because they are telling you... 106 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,000 ...what you are in a particular month. 107 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:19,000 So, you're like a grandma boat or a... 108 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 ...yacht rock grandma. 109 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 That's me on Yacht Rock in it, like Chris. 110 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:26,000 The next time is all about Yacht Rock, or the band. 111 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 Amen. Yeah. 112 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:33,000 There was a synth pop new wave in there for me, I think, because I was listening to... 113 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:38,000 ...a lot of the '80s stuff early on in the season, or the year last year. 114 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 I'll take that. -No, the '90s last night. 115 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,000 A little bored without any football on television, I gotta be honest. 116 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,000 We've been watching a bunch of series. We've been watching this series, this new zombie series. 117 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,000 It's on Netflix, and then the other one called the Madness, which is really good, too. 118 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,000 We watched a ton of stuff. 119 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,000 We kind of tapped out last night, so getting ready to go to bed, laying down a bed. 120 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:58,000 I just flipping through the channels on my YouTube TV, slide, slide, slide. 121 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 I'm like, "Oh, wait a minute, what is this?" 122 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Videos on this thing called MTV? What is that? 123 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,000 When did that come back in a play again? 124 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,000 They came from the '80s, and I clicked on it, and automatically right up the bat, 125 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:14,000 there's journey doing their performance of, "I don't even remember what song was I was just thrilled to find a music video." 126 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Which, you know, on the big screen TV, they'd have to put it in the little tiny square, 127 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:23,000 because that's what it was like when we would watch videos on MTV initially from the '80s. 128 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:27,000 Then Madonna's like a virgin, came on right afterwards, and I'm like, "This is kind of heaven for me. 129 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:32,000 I'm loving the fact that I can watch music videos again on television and try to explain to my daughters." 130 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:36,000 No, that's what MTV used to, that's what the M, an MTV used to stand for. 131 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Dear Spotify, please listen in and listen to this advice/instruction. 132 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Number one, sponsor our podcast. 133 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Number two, start playing videos on your app, because you know what? 134 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:51,000 I mean, we all sit here in front of our stupid phones all the time like this, 135 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:55,000 so just put the videos on there. Take this from the old stuff, put them on there. 136 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:59,000 All of us old guys love that, all of my kids that listen to the old stuff, 137 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 they'll be like, "Oh my God, what is this?" 138 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:05,000 Even if my kids aren't interested in the music, they'll be interested in making fun of me. 139 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:08,000 Amen. And that's a great hour's the fun. 140 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,000 So I agree, 100%. 141 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:15,000 If you've got the capability now and you're putting the videos on, you might as well just, you know, 142 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:20,000 I'd love to be able to go back in and watch Ricky Rackman, even as old as he is these days, 143 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,000 trying to pitch me on some metal videos. 144 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:28,000 I've got to rewatch a like Cinderella spinning the guitars around with the twin blonde girls 145 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,000 and Bon Jovi showing up in a video. 146 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,000 That would be fantastic. 147 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,000 Yes. 148 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:34,000 I'd love to watch that again, so I'm with you 100% on that with Spotify. 149 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Or Spotify, just go out and, um, sweet some of these videos, right? 150 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Like, you know, make, have some like Joe on the street make the low rent version of a 151 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,000 music video. 152 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Oh, that'd be a blast. 153 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,000 That would be fun. 154 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:54,000 Like I could, you and I, after a couple of, you know, cocktails, could get together with some 155 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,000 brooms, air guitaring to night ranger. 156 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 And make that be a fun video to have. 157 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:04,000 You could literally have people submit their own homemade air guitar videos on the song. 158 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Oh my God. 159 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Great. 160 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Spotify. 161 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Just saying. 162 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Also, I would just say we're writing these ideas down. 163 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 So Spotify doesn't take us up on this offer. 164 00:09:13,000 --> 00:09:14,000 You might have. 165 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 We're doing it. 166 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 We're doing it. 167 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 We're creating an app folks. 168 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,000 We'll create an app y'all can, you know, chime in. 169 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,000 I'm asked lots of money to watch our sweeted music videos. 170 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,000 I might just have to do. 171 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,000 I don't know if I could do it. 172 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,000 I might just have to do like, I might have to grab night ranges. 173 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,000 You can still rock in America in a broom and then just record like 30 seconds of it. 174 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Do it. 175 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 See how it goes over at realguyradio.com. 176 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:34,000 That might be fun to do. 177 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,000 All right. 178 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:36,000 Note to self. 179 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,000 I might have to do that this weekend. 180 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 I'll put that on my mic. 181 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 And I'll, in same. 182 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:42,000 I'll find some music that I'm listening to and be like, oh, music video. 183 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,000 God, do you fun? 184 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,000 It'll be fun to do. 185 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:50,000 Now in the meantime, what did you, is there anything that you found through the Spotify 186 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,000 wrapping that you, that you felt like? 187 00:09:53,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Okay, embarrassing or not appropriate when the kids are like, I, I found myself last week, 188 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:06,000 for instance, when we were doing the show, I played tenacious D's, fucker gently. 189 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:09,720 And as I'm sitting there and I love the song and I love Jack Black. 190 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,080 And I think it's just funny to hear that. 191 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:16,760 And I remember working in radio and I remember distinctly having to bleep out every fuck in 192 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,280 that song, which is a lot. 193 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,000 In case you didn't know, it's a lot of fun. 194 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 I did not. 195 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 I don't have to snap in or something. 196 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,720 It's a ton of fucking that you had to bleep out of there. 197 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:29,960 But then I remember thinking of myself like, I don't, I have no problem with my, my almost 198 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,160 18 year old hearing that, no problem at all. 199 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,160 My 10 year old. 200 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,160 I don't know. 201 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:38,320 I, I'm not a good 13, 13, 14. 202 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:39,320 Yeah. 203 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,720 I mean, my 14 drops the F mom all the time and I'm like, Tim, where'd you learn that? 204 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,400 She looks like I'm like, you dad. 205 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,400 Yeah, dad. 206 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,680 I'm, I'm guilty. 207 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:50,280 So in this house, there definitely is some colorful language, right? 208 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,640 I, it's a form of creativity. 209 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:53,640 Yeah. 210 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,280 If you ask me, right. 211 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,080 So, but 10, pushing it. 212 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,080 That's that. 213 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,080 Look, okay. 214 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,800 So here's the, and I don't know where that line is. 215 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:03,400 It's a little blurry in my house because I'm with you. 216 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,400 But we've had no problem. 217 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,240 We've never hidden any of that. 218 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:11,240 I will pop on a JZ, just like I say, CD, although I don't do that anymore, but I will stream 219 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:15,840 some JZ stuff, have no problem with my 10 year old hearing that for some reason, no problem 220 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:16,840 at all with it. 221 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:21,800 Oh, will watch, will sit down as a family, will curl up on the couch, will have soft blankets 222 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:24,640 and hot cocoa and watch RuPaul's Drag Race. 223 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:29,240 And my 10 year old knows what a Kooter slam is, which is one of the moves that they do 224 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,040 on RuPaul's Drag Race. 225 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:35,200 So, like I'm cool with what she knows and what she repeats. 226 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:36,960 And she knows not to repeat that at school. 227 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:41,360 She tells you that she knows not to repeat that at school. 228 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:45,320 She's over there in the corner of the playground going, hey guys, you know what a Kooter slam is? 229 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:47,080 Am I waiting for that call from the principal? 230 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,080 Yes. 231 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,080 Yes you are. 232 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,080 Yes you are. 233 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:51,080 We've told our way. 234 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,080 Your phone is ringing in the back there. 235 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:59,920 We can't, we've had that conversation like, listen, you just can't say it around school. 236 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:00,920 You can't say it. 237 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:06,000 But when grandma and grandpa are here, because that would lead for great conversation. 238 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,000 Sure. 239 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,200 You said to be careful, you could use it around us. 240 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:10,200 Fabiot. 241 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:14,000 If grandma and grandpa, you know, start talking about Kooter slams, feel free. 242 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Don't write in. 243 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,000 Shob right in with that. 244 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Yeah, you comment it. 245 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,000 Go right at it if they're bringing it up. 246 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,000 Yeah, then similarly, you know, if anybody else is bringing it up, feel free to have that 247 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 conversation. 248 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:28,960 But, it's just kind of, so, but for the most part, if it's an artist who's putting their 249 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,840 music out, I've got no problem. 250 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:32,600 I took my girls to go see Green Day. 251 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,200 Again, she took in Charlie a couple times. 252 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:36,320 This was Lucky's first time to go see Green Day live. 253 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:40,840 We went and saw as Green Day was performing the 30th anniversary of Duky and the 20th anniversary 254 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,600 of American Idiot, took them to go see the shows. 255 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:45,680 And I knew that it was just going to be all cussing, right? 256 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:46,680 That's all it is. 257 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,720 When Arles are on stage, it's the in-between, because how the fuck are you and I make some 258 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:50,720 fucking noise? 259 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:55,200 Billy Joe says that every time there's a chorus in his song, just makes some fucking noise. 260 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,200 So I knew the get it going in that, but don't have a problem with that at all. 261 00:12:58,200 --> 00:13:06,240 So I have never really felt like maybe language or even to a certain extent, the messaging in 262 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:11,480 a song is too much that I won't have a conversation with my kid about it or any of those kinds 263 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,480 of things. 264 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:16,680 Even the stuff that Eminem did early on that was really sort of homophobic. 265 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:17,960 Let's have a conversation about it. 266 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:18,960 Let's talk a little bit about it. 267 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:23,480 We have conversations about that stuff, but I've never had that need for a filter per 268 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:27,600 say, for a lot of the music going, "Gradded, I have never played for them. 269 00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:29,640 Wasp, fuck like a beast." 270 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,640 That's never come up. 271 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:38,720 I've never showed them the video of Black Elolus for Wasp with the saw blade crotch piece that 272 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,480 he would have on stage. 273 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:42,680 Never looked at that before. 274 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,640 So there are some things that I've just haven't fully told them about and they haven't asked 275 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,200 if my 10 year old goes, "Tell me about Wasp." 276 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:49,800 Okay, let's get to it. 277 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,760 Are you talking about the character and MCU? 278 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:53,760 No, no, no, no, no, no. 279 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:58,560 And Wasp, the acronym, we are sexual perverts. 280 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:00,280 That's what the Wasp stood for. 281 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,520 No, no, no, no, no, no. 282 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,520 And here. 283 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:06,480 And what was that, that super popular song, like two or three, maybe five years ago now, 284 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:10,960 because I'm old, like wet pussy? 285 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,480 Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 286 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:13,960 No, that was a good, that was a big one. 287 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:18,040 And the girls knew that, at least the edited version of it, but they knew it. 288 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:22,080 And people lost their minds over, "Hey, baby, it's cold outside, stay here," right? 289 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,560 Which is like, date rape. 290 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,560 Right. 291 00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,480 That, at the same time, that song was popular. 292 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:27,480 So come on, people, really? 293 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,480 Right. 294 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,480 So, again, context. 295 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:32,200 Yeah, context, let's have a conversation about the context. 296 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,200 I'm sure. 297 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,200 I'm kind of a conversation. 298 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,720 And then when you hear the Michael Buble version of "Baby It's Cold Outside," and you're 299 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,120 like, "What the fuck happened to him? 300 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,840 What a, what a plus? 301 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:40,840 What's going on here?" 302 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:41,840 Then you can have those conversations. 303 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,440 You can have those conversations with the kids. 304 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:49,520 But nonetheless, it was, I've never, I've never, outside of a genre of music that my 305 00:14:49,520 --> 00:14:52,920 kids go, "What the hell are you listening to?" 306 00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:59,520 Like Yacht Rock, or, you know, come summertime, my kids are like, "Oh, Yacht Rock again." 307 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:03,720 But yet I find my 18 year old has a couple of songs on playlists for herself. 308 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:05,960 So we can't be all that bad. 309 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:09,240 You and I both have that age child. 310 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:14,000 Mine is like Yacht Rock, chest, no neck, deep. 311 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000 And yeah, right? 312 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000 Okay. 313 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:25,680 And she, two years ago, I guess, at the, at her softball, like banquet at the end of the 314 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:31,200 year for her school, her coach is like, "Okay, I want to talk about this kid for a minute." 315 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:32,200 Okay. 316 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:33,200 She goes, "On and on and on about this kid." 317 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:37,600 And she goes, "And her choice in music, soft rock is the best." 318 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,320 So she gets to pick the music. 319 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:45,960 So like the fact that her high school softball coach is like, "Hey, Yacht Rock kid, I mean, 320 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:54,080 and truly, like the stuff that she listens to is generally speaking all classic rock, 321 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:58,120 or Yacht Rock, or, you know, there's nothing that she's listening to that's like, 322 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,880 "Chapelrone," right? 323 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,640 Like, it's probably in there someplace. 324 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:09,480 And she's got a few artists I know that are more modern, but 90% of her stuff is all 325 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:13,960 classic rock, which is great fun because we share that in common and we can talk about 326 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:14,960 the songs. 327 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:22,800 And the context of that music, which begs the question, like, what was in your playlist 328 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,880 that your kids listened to, like you were playing in the car for them? 329 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,880 Yeah. 330 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:31,840 Oh, dude, I started early with Charlie where I got her into it. 331 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:32,840 It was the weirdest, it was great. 332 00:16:32,840 --> 00:16:33,840 It was great. 333 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:37,280 But it was like bowling for soup. 334 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,840 And I remember thinking to myself, is she strapped into a car seat in the back of my 335 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:41,840 car. 336 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,680 I'm forcing this upon her now. 337 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,760 She's like, she's listening to you kind of bobbing her head. 338 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,160 No, you're not forcing it. 339 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,760 You are indoctrinating. 340 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:50,760 I'm introducing. 341 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,760 That's what I'm introducing. 342 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,160 Introducing, and she's singing along. 343 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,160 She loves it. 344 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,160 She's bobbing her head. 345 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,400 She's rocking out the whole thing. 346 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,080 But I had bowling for soup on it. 347 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,720 There were a couple of, you know, where you're talking about high school never ends and who's 348 00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:07,960 the slut and who's, you know, who's going through bulimia and high school at the time. 349 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:12,760 And I'm thinking to myself, is this wise to be playing this around a kid who's in 350 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,520 the car seat in the back there stuck? 351 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:23,320 But so about 17 years ago, almost 18 years ago, my first kid was born and we had a doula. 352 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,200 And the doula was there for all three of my kids' births. 353 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:31,720 But one of the things that she talked about in terms of parent advice is don't listen to 354 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,920 your kids music in your car. 355 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,320 Don't play their, you know, baby shark bullshit. 356 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,320 Right. 357 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,320 Right. 358 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,320 Right. 359 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,320 Right. 360 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,320 Right. 361 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,320 Right. 362 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:47,840 You will make better people, better kids, better art, you know, appreciation for music, 363 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:49,160 for art, all that kind of stuff. 364 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,160 Yeah. 365 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,360 And so same as you early on, like we never played that shit in our car. 366 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,360 Yeah. 367 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,960 Now, Dore the Explorer was on the fucking DVD in the back of the van. 368 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:57,960 Sure. 369 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:05,120 But, uh, but there was a, there was a time when yo gaba gaba had some really cool musicians 370 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:09,000 on there and people who were still like out touring now that were on that show. 371 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:13,120 So yeah, there were elements of that that you would kind of like go, oh, we could watch 372 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,120 that together. 373 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,120 That's cool. 374 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,120 Yeah. 375 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:19,120 So, and I don't know if that's where my kids, Yacht rock came from back then, like we were 376 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,320 listening to a lot of, you know, steely Dan. 377 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,320 Oh, yeah. 378 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:26,920 I don't know, but, uh, it's a best. 379 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,120 And then else, and I'll just add, I've, I've, I've referred you to this. 380 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:33,160 Uh, I took my wife to go see Yachtley crew. 381 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,160 Yes. 382 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,160 The man Yachtley crew. 383 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,520 I highly recommend going to see Yachtley crew. 384 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:38,520 I actually had. 385 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:40,200 Yeah, they came through here. 386 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,000 I don't know, a year ago or so we went. 387 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 Yeah. 388 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 It's so good. 389 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000 It's such a good show. 390 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 So much fun. 391 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Those guys have so much fun doing what they're doing. 392 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,840 They change up some of the lyrics to make things a little bit more interesting, you know, like 393 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,840 when you've got the, uh, the Pena Colotta song. 394 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:53,840 Yeah. 395 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:57,800 Talking about how, you know, it's the two, the man and the woman who are looking for something 396 00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,160 different because they're bored in their relationship and then they're finding each 397 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:02,840 other back at the bar and you're like, hold on, you fucking were cheating on me first. 398 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:03,840 Wait a minute. 399 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,000 You know, you're fucking cheating on me first. 400 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Like that whole kind of a thing. 401 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,000 Oh, never mind. 402 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000 Never mind. 403 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,520 We both work each other and champagne. 404 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,320 We just realized we love making love on the dunes. 405 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,320 That's what it's about. 406 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,320 Really? 407 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,240 And, and not in yoga. 408 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,840 And then, so the, but those guys have fun with it at the end and they kind of make it more 409 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:23,120 modern and they have this cool fun, the whole band vibe. 410 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,560 Now my 18 year old, almost 18 year old daughter wants to go see them when they come back around 411 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,560 again. 412 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:31,800 So just because it's such a fun time and I think if I can do that with a genre of music 413 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:36,960 that my, my kids don't automatically tune out or don't automatically go, what the 414 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,520 fuck? 415 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,480 And then actually enjoy this stuff and put some of the songs on their playlist. 416 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,280 I think I've done a pretty good job as a parent. 417 00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,280 Yeah, no, that is parent success. 418 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,280 Yeah. 419 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:51,480 I mean, if I were to measure myself against other parents, the first thing I would ask is, 420 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,320 what kind of music did you play for your kid while you were driving in the car? 421 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,320 Right. 422 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,840 And it's like, oh, well, we really loved Bluey. 423 00:19:57,840 --> 00:20:02,600 And so you play in a fucking kind of Bluey and I mean, like you suck as a parent, motherfucker. 424 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,600 Yeah. 425 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,600 You're gonna, you're gonna, by the way, you're gonna pay for that. 426 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,600 That is gonna be a time where that will come back and bite you. 427 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:10,760 And yes, and in the meantime, one of my proudest moments we've talked about this here is that 428 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:15,400 my, both of my daughters, my, my almost 18 year old and my 10 year old, both will hear the 429 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,800 beginning of Van Halen's eruption and be able to point out that it's Eddie Van Halen playing 430 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,480 guitar and they'll know it by the opening notes alone. 431 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:23,480 Eddie. 432 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:27,680 Because I've kind of, I've, I brought them up in that so that they, there are elements of 433 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:32,920 that even Charlie, now, day, my 18 year old, she knows certain ACDC songs just by the opening 434 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,400 notes on the guitar or whatever it is. 435 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:40,280 So I think that both of those are huge successes in my mind's eye when it comes to music and 436 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,280 my kids. 437 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,280 Yeah, like name that, name that tune. 438 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:44,280 Yes. 439 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,280 Right? 440 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,280 Yes. 441 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,280 I can name that guitar like in three notes. 442 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,280 Yes. 443 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,280 Yeah. 444 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,280 You know what we should do? 445 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,280 We should have, we should bring our daughters. 446 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,960 We should bring Kate and Charlie onto the show. 447 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,920 Oh, I mean, I have to do, well, we'll pick the songs. 448 00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,720 They have to name that tune. 449 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,720 Bam. 450 00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,720 That would be crazy. 451 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:01,720 That would be so much fun. 452 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:06,840 And what that does then is give you an eye legitimacy as dads on the show. 453 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,120 So y'all then, like as you're listening to the show, you're like, I need to listen to 454 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,440 those motherfuckers, like their kids money. 455 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:13,440 All right. 456 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,440 Let's plan on this. 457 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,440 Let's do this. 458 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,360 Just tentatively thrown it out there, you know, pulling the curtain back here. 459 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:21,040 Let's plan on trying to do this like for a show that maybe we release on New Year's Eve, 460 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,880 like a New Year's Eve kind of show where we'll be sitting around doing this anyway if 461 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,360 we were in the same place partying on New Year's Eve. 462 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:31,680 But let's have the girls do a name that tune against each other here on, we're, we 463 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:32,680 get to pick the music. 464 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,680 Oh man. 465 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:34,680 Against each other. 466 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,160 Well, now it's a competition or, or, or, or we just, I love it. 467 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,160 I love it. 468 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,160 I love it. 469 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,160 I think it would be fun. 470 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,160 Yeah. 471 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:44,880 And I will tell you that, like, you know, well, I don't know. 472 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,760 I think about my kid and her music. 473 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:47,760 Yeah. 474 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:54,320 You know, like, could she name some AC DC, like obscure AC DC song? 475 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,320 Right? 476 00:21:55,320 --> 00:22:00,040 Probably, but, you know, I mean, I know if it falls within the yacht rock genre, she's 477 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,360 like, boom, two notes. 478 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,360 Right. 479 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:06,160 We could, I think even if we got, okay, so if we lighten it up and said we're keeping 480 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,560 it to a yacht rock name, that tune. 481 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:09,560 Hmm. 482 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:10,560 I, I don't think we have to. 483 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,680 I think, I think maybe just, let's put it in the classic rock. 484 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,680 Sure. 485 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,680 Okay. 486 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:16,680 All right. 487 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:17,680 Area, right? 488 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,400 Like anything, anything older than, like, say, I don't know, 10, 15 years old, like, right? 489 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:23,280 And, because, and this is the crazy thing. 490 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,920 I looked this up the other day. 491 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:30,520 Green Day has made, like, number one songs for like 20 fucking years. 492 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,520 Yes, yes. 493 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,520 Like 20 years. 494 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:38,520 Name another band, YouTube, besides YouTube, and maybe the Rolling Stones, that can do that, 495 00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,520 right? 496 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,520 Right. 497 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:45,080 And so they are like a top rock and roll royalty, yes, period. 498 00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,080 I think so. 499 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,080 I'm with you on that. 500 00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,560 I took a really agree with you on that. 501 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:52,760 Well, I was gonna say, if we keep it in genre, and then they can either get the artist 502 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,800 or the name of the song with the name that tune. 503 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:55,800 Do that too. 504 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,120 Like, pick the genre across the top. 505 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:58,960 Hey, I'll take Green Day for 200. 506 00:22:58,960 --> 00:22:59,960 All right. 507 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:00,960 We're coming up with some really good ideas here. 508 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:01,960 I think we have really good ideas. 509 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,960 Okay. 510 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:03,960 Okay. 511 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:04,960 Now, just, tune in. 512 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:05,960 That's gonna be a great episode. 513 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,480 And I would make this suggestion to anybody. 514 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:12,480 We'll have in an upcoming episode along the lines of these, you know, the kinds of songs 515 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,480 that you're playing with your kids growing up. 516 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:19,880 The ones that your kids have heard from you and have locked into and enjoyed and followed. 517 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:26,680 We'll have some albums and songs that every kid should hear and be aware of. 518 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:32,000 And album you'd want to pass down for sure to one of them or all the kids rather referring 519 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000 to people. 520 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:38,600 Well, and so to that end, I was thinking about that question and I was like, how do you, 521 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:48,920 like, do you define that as this is the music history, right, that you need to listen to? 522 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:55,720 Or, yo, when I was 15 or 17 or whatever, I listened to this and that made a huge difference 523 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,640 in my life. 524 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:57,640 I would have both. 525 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:58,640 Like, I think you could have unequals. 526 00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,640 All right. 527 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:00,800 And I have two different answers to that question. 528 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:03,600 And I think that there's a bunch that you could have because I think that there are some 529 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:04,600 people I'm not. 530 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,720 I've never been a big pink Floyd guy. 531 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:10,080 I never got high enough in high school to be a pink Floyd guy. 532 00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:13,280 But there are certain people who would say pink Floyd's the wall is a must listen to album. 533 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,760 You must have your kids. 534 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,080 They must know pink Floyd's the wall or a couple of us. 535 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,840 Well, and I didn't even have to introduce Kate to that. 536 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,320 Check, check, check that box. 537 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,200 They're like, "Dad, check it out. 538 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:24,200 Do you have you heard this song?" 539 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,200 Okay. 540 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,200 All right. 541 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:31,640 You might have something like the Ramones that you had, you know, that you listened to that 542 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:35,320 like my daughter sort of stumbled across because she got into this, this punk phase kind of 543 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:41,360 early on, pop, punk, green day, Blink 182 and then started going like she were her first 544 00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:44,600 album because she got a record player a couple of years ago when that was amazing. 545 00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:45,600 Nice. 546 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,800 And he was researching it was American Idiot and then she went and got a Blink 182. 547 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,680 So she's, now she's got album Weezer. 548 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:54,480 She got albums on her wall that she's actually playing the albums on her record player 549 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,480 from. 550 00:24:55,480 --> 00:25:01,800 And your kid is more musically complex, professional. 551 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:07,000 I don't know what the word is than my kid for sure because my kid does not have like, you 552 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,320 know, LP album kind of works on her wall. 553 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,320 Okay. 554 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,320 Yeah. 555 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,800 And she loves that part of it, my kid does. 556 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,720 And I've taught her a couple of songs in guitar. 557 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:20,720 In fact, I taught her opening notes on guitar chords and then she started just taking my, 558 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,240 I have a guitar room with like three or four different guitars and she just would pick 559 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,080 up the guitar, go into her room. 560 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:28,280 And I could hear her in there playing along with like a Weezer song. 561 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,280 Yeah. 562 00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:30,280 That's awesome. 563 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:37,640 Again, I feel like, that is, and that is how a lot of professional musicians start. 564 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:44,120 So Bauer, if it's Charlie becomes a professional musician, you were the reason why and the fact 565 00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:50,920 that you have like given her that opportunity, that's one of, don't crush that flame. 566 00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:54,600 And I feel like I've got to feed it for lucky. 567 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,800 By 10 year old because she's left handed. 568 00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,280 So I got to get her, you know, a left handed axe now. 569 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,280 Jimmy Hendrix. 570 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,280 She's short. 571 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,520 I was just, Jimmy Hendrix video, you're good. 572 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,120 I'd get her a little Kurt Cobain. 573 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:07,920 I'd get her the, the, the, the, the, the Fender Strat just turned it over. 574 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,120 Have her play that left handed. 575 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,560 That's what I mean, helps with the, yeah, yeah, does really. 576 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,440 So those are just a couple of quick suggestions for, for parents out there. 577 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,520 More importantly, when you're thinking about what to play around the kids. 578 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:22,960 And I like Chad, what, what your, what your, what your person said about how don't, don't 579 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,960 feed in to the kid bullshit. 580 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:28,280 Don't be playing all the curious George songs or the dude. 581 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:30,720 And, and it's that was my treat shit. 582 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:33,760 Yeah, 18 years ago, this woman had the best advice ever. 583 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,640 You know, she had kids around the ground, blah, blah, blah. 584 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:42,480 But I, that was one of the pieces literally from the experiences of having kids that we took 585 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:43,800 away. 586 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,360 And, you know, that was impactful. 587 00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:49,800 So impactful that like I remember that to this day. 588 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,800 Yeah. 589 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:55,400 It's hard for me to remember what I did yesterday, but like 18 years ago, I can, I can remember 590 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:56,400 that. 591 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,400 Well, it's mostly in a scale and the tooth work that you got done. 592 00:26:58,400 --> 00:26:59,400 But more, okay, okay. 593 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:05,840 And that might, that might affect my memory of yesterday, but, uh, who is the best TV 594 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,840 dad of all time? 595 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:11,120 And what kind of category we're putting TV dads into because yard barkers come out with 596 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:14,000 the list of who the best of the best are. 597 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,560 We'll investigate that a little bit further next in the dad's home podcast. 598 00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:19,240 It's the onion radio news. 599 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,720 A boyfriend vows to try harder. 600 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,440 This is Doyle Redland reporting. 601 00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:28,360 Bremerton, Washington resident, Len Wallace, made a solemn promise today to his girlfriend 602 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:32,000 Mindy Ellis that he would try much, much harder. 603 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:36,760 Wallace, who may have been neglecting the young lady in recent weeks had this to say, "I've 604 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,040 just been going through so much crazy stuff these days, baby. 605 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:42,960 But from here on out, I'm going to be the best boyfriend in the world." 606 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:47,480 Wallace, who also plans to have sexual intercourse with Ellis tonight, added that they are 607 00:27:47,480 --> 00:28:14,600 really, truly going to spend a lot more time together. 608 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:19,400 I had pocket rockets. 609 00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,400 He needed runner runner. 610 00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,680 God damn it, that river fucked me. 611 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,180 If poker's a sport, put it in the Olympics and you can only play with what your country's 612 00:28:26,180 --> 00:28:27,180 worth. 613 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:30,280 How great would that be? 614 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:34,120 Being Americans looks like Costa Rica's all in with 15 coconuts. 615 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:36,520 Yeah, we're going to call. 616 00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:39,880 And I still the way I go, small blind, shouldn't have limped in. 617 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:53,320 So, comic relief, the bowler show. 618 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:55,320 Welcome back to the "That's All" podcast. 619 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,320 I'm Howard. 620 00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:00,560 That's it, Mr. Chad. 621 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,080 So, Yard Parker and Colourful is the same thing. 622 00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,200 You're a f-girl, there's always three of us to talk. 623 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:16,200 That's me, that's me. 624 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:21,800 That's you, that's me. 625 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:30,800 That's you, that's me. 626 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:34,400 George Washington must have been like as a dad blah, blah, blah. 627 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,880 Well, then there's also the one about TV dads and they've come out with a list through 628 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,640 Yard Parker of the best TV dads of all time. 629 00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:48,760 And I want to do investigate a little bit because the range on TV dads, I think, is important 630 00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,280 to look at here. 631 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:57,440 Meaning, Chad, there are dads on this list that I only saw reruns of the television show 632 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:02,680 because I was too young to actually see the actual, like my dad would have run. 633 00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,520 What are you doing? 634 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:10,760 I'm like, what, the number two on their list is Andy Griffith from the Andy Griffith show. 635 00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:16,260 And I'm like, if it started out, if it started out in black and white, Chad, here's my 636 00:30:16,260 --> 00:30:17,260 roof. 637 00:30:17,260 --> 00:30:18,260 It started out in black and white. 638 00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:20,560 Those are shows your dad, my dad would have watched. 639 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,120 Not shows that we saw the reruns on there. 640 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,760 But we totally did. 641 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:29,560 But like, I would say that there are, like, I remember, I wasn't allowed to watch it per 642 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:34,160 say, but, you know, all the family, Archie Bunker, it was out there. 643 00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:35,640 I saw commercials for it. 644 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,640 I knew it was on TV. 645 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:40,800 I just, I wasn't watching it at my house until I was a little bit older. 646 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:45,740 But I watched happy days almost every time it was on television. 647 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:49,240 And there was Mr. Cunningham, Mr. C was in there. 648 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,400 He makes the list. 649 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:56,560 I would also think that we could make the case that just after us, or just in that age 650 00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:01,120 range, you know, the next generation behind us, most of the TV dads that might get honored 651 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,880 are animated. 652 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,880 Oh, interesting. 653 00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:07,520 I didn't even think about animated dads' cheese. 654 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,160 Yeah, 'cause that's a whole, that's a whole different category. 655 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,520 In this lit, and I agree with you. 656 00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,760 Like the number one, one of the number ones on the list. 657 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:17,080 And I just think it's kind of funny, but Al Bundy from Mary with Children makes the top 658 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,400 one of the tops of the list. 659 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,000 Okay. 660 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,640 Top comedy, but really was he a good dad? 661 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,640 I don't. 662 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,760 I never even took the time to think about it. 663 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:31,680 And the case they make is that nothing came easy for Al Bundy, starting with his drunken 664 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:37,120 proposal to peg and then ending with him as the father of two kids, Kelly and Bud, whom 665 00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,720 he could barely manage to support with a shoe store job. 666 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:43,400 But he repeatedly lost only to inevitably get rehired each time. 667 00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:47,880 The guy respected very few people and turned rarely received respect, but he managed to 668 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:53,200 get by and taught his children not to expect handouts from anyone, especially himself. 669 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:54,200 All right, good. 670 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,440 I mean, that's good, good parenting advice right there. 671 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,440 Right. 672 00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,440 Right. 673 00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:58,440 Right. 674 00:31:58,440 --> 00:31:59,440 Right. 675 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,440 Right. 676 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:00,440 Hey, yo, you got to pull up yourself, you got to pull yourself up by your knees. 677 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:01,440 Yes. 678 00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:02,440 Yes. 679 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:03,440 And that there was a whole big article that was out today. 680 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,400 We can probably tackle it in one of the future episodes. 681 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:10,880 Talking about how your children's failure is one of the best learning experiences a parent 682 00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:12,360 can give their child. 683 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,360 All right. 684 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:19,160 Now, Al Bundy clearly was hooking that up for his family right over left. 685 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,520 Like it was just a top notch way to go in here. 686 00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:24,600 And again, odd list, you got Andy Griffith in there. 687 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,000 They've got Archie Bunker from all in the family. 688 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,920 Okay, so maybe a good parent. 689 00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:32,040 I don't know if he was a good individual. 690 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,560 I tend to think he was a little bit on the racist side. 691 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,520 How about we say that right off the bat? 692 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,520 Fair, fair, fair. 693 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:38,520 Right. 694 00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:39,520 Absolutely fair. 695 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:41,160 Not going out on a limb on this one. 696 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,160 Oh, look. 697 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,160 And misogynist again. 698 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,160 Just goes back. 699 00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:45,160 He goes back to context, right? 700 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,160 Like back then. 701 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,160 Yeah. 702 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:48,160 Back then. 703 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,160 Way back in the day. 704 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,160 Back to that much, too. 705 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:51,160 Yeah. 706 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,160 That was a thing, right? 707 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,760 I mean, that was part of the culture as part of vernacular. 708 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,760 Correct. 709 00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:02,480 That's saying dad today would be like, I'm okay with LBGTQIAMNOP. 710 00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,480 Right. 711 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:04,480 Right. 712 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:12,720 And I say that, look, I say that as a to make a funny, but fully support that kind of stuff. 713 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,000 And I realize that's not the right, you know, acronyms, right? 714 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Keep going. 715 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000 Yes. 716 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,960 I'm seeing here that one of the top five on this list, right? 717 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,840 Not against no particular order, but top five on this yard, barking list is Bob Belcher 718 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,160 from Bob's Burgers. 719 00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:29,240 I have never seen an episode of Bob's Burgers. 720 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,800 I'll be honest with you. 721 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,800 But our first anime. 722 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:36,320 Apparently now we got to watch to, you know, take some notes about how to be a good dad. 723 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:37,320 I guess. 724 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,320 I don't know. 725 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,320 Yeah. 726 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,320 Got at least think about it right? 727 00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,320 You're like, okay. 728 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,600 If I wanted to sit down and figure out how to be a dad these days, Bob's Burgers. 729 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,400 That's where I should, I should start. 730 00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:49,840 They've got Dan Connor from Roseanne played by John Goodman. 731 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:55,200 Danny Tanner played by now the late Bob Saga from Full House. 732 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,680 And then one of the ones I found interesting to is Carl Winslow from Family Matters. 733 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:01,400 Reginald Vell Johnson played. 734 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,800 I mean, yeah, I mean, I see that. 735 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:10,560 Like that feels, you know, the hard thing with TV is is that if you take TV dads, you 736 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:16,440 look at them, are they really there to make us laugh, make us think, whatever? 737 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:21,680 Is it just simply for entertainment or are they, is there a deeper level, like a second 738 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:25,440 or third level deep of what that dad is portraying? 739 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,440 What it means? 740 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:27,440 Yes. 741 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:28,440 You know what I mean? 742 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:38,040 Like that kind of stuff because you think about dads and crap. 743 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,360 Like Jason Seever, the late Alex. 744 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,320 Jim Taylor, yeah, he makes it in here as well. 745 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,880 Jim Taylor, he's like, he's. 746 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,880 Jim Taylor. 747 00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,880 Right. 748 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:52,760 Funny, but also like that showed to me when I watched it was, he was a dad that like was 749 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:59,040 a dad's that like he would, hey, here's a, here's a sitcom problem, but here's a wise 750 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,120 way to solve this problem. 751 00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:02,120 Right. 752 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:06,320 That theoretically you could walk away with go, I learned something today while by watching 753 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:07,320 that show. 754 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,320 And you could theoretically walk away from Archie Bunker. 755 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,920 So I've learned how not to be a good person by watching Archie Bunker. 756 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,640 And maybe that's what makes him a good dad. 757 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,600 That's like, okay, shitty dad, not going to be that guy. 758 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:18,600 Okay. 759 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,080 Transparent, 100% transparent. 760 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,040 You know where he's at on everything. 761 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,040 Yeah. 762 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:27,160 And so there was a lot of these ones that I kind of felt were, they even brought, I guess I 763 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:32,640 never thought about it, but Uncle Phil on the fresh Prince of Bel Air, they kind of, 764 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,200 although he had his hands full trying to raise four kids, opened his heart and will Smith 765 00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,400 to come in there. 766 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,200 That's somebody that, obviously a dad. 767 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:44,560 Kind of jumping in that, Phil Dunfee from Modern Family, but Peter Pearson from Family 768 00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,280 Guy is in there. 769 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,280 And so is, and so is Mike Brady from the Brady bunch. 770 00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:54,160 So there's range in this that I'm just like, okay, maybe we need to kind of narrow this 771 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,160 down. 772 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,760 Instead of going anti Griffith Archie Bunker and Mike Brady, maybe we need to focus on 773 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,280 something a little bit more current. 774 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,480 I don't know your thoughts. 775 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:05,960 So I will, I will throw this in here just because I'm in this world right now. 776 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:11,280 I'm reading a book called Crying in H. Mark, great book, sad. 777 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,960 But one of my favorite shows on TV that nobody really talks a lot about is called Kim's 778 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,960 Convenience. 779 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:16,960 So you watch that? 780 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:17,960 No, I haven't. 781 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:19,440 All right, mark it down, great stuff. 782 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,440 Okay. 783 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:25,880 But it's basically like, you know, Korean immigrants come to America. 784 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,680 It's, you know, another one of those shows where there are family, yadda yadda, but the 785 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:35,880 dad in there, they just call them Aapa because Aapa, I think it's Opa, Opa, Aapa. 786 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,880 Okay. 787 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:42,880 Anyway, another dad that should be on the list, in my opinion, watching it because the 788 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:48,080 A, we learn about culture, but B, like how does he approach being a Korean father? 789 00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:52,600 Like, and I think he's, he's F.O.B. that's fresh off the boat for those of you who don't 790 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,600 like acronyms. 791 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:54,600 Correct. 792 00:36:54,600 --> 00:37:01,440 But he, but a great dad, like total comedy, but makes the right choices as a dad. 793 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,080 He has older kids, right? 794 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:06,320 So his kids are basically out of the house. 795 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:12,040 So maybe a different place in life than like Al Bundy or, you know, that kind of, maybe 796 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,640 all in the family, you know, right? 797 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:20,640 His kids were older, but, but the, I point that out just because being a dad is not just 798 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,640 American, right? 799 00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:24,360 It's, it's multicultural, multinational. 800 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:29,920 And so you can learn a lot by watching somebody else who's a dad from a different culture. 801 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:30,920 Good point. 802 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:37,600 Hey, what can I pick up from him that might be valuable in my life, my culture? 803 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,160 What similarities are we seeing that we just think we can even think about. 804 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,840 We don't even usually get outside of our box enough to think about. 805 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,280 Oh, that happens to them as well. 806 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:49,280 Or they have a similar situation to what I have as a father. 807 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,280 Right. 808 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:51,280 Yeah. 809 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,280 Yeah, I agree. 810 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:53,280 100%. 811 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:57,000 Now, a couple of quick notes here that I wanted to note about TV dads and maybe some, well, 812 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,440 I think you'll find interesting facts. 813 00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,640 It's like after dinner trivia for those of us who have already had dinner or Miss Cowell 814 00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,520 as the case may be today, you learned TV dads. 815 00:38:05,520 --> 00:38:06,520 Liquid dinner. 816 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,520 Liquid dinner. 817 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:14,320 Today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, 818 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:19,360 today, today, today, you learned that in 1966 Bill Cosby, speaking of old dads, tried 819 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:25,480 to get 16 year old folk singer Janice Ian Blacklisted from TV. 820 00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,880 Why? 821 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:32,200 Because he thought she was a lesbian and therefore unsuited for family entertainment. 822 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,200 Hmm. 823 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:34,200 Interesting. 824 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:39,800 Bill Cosby thought the lesbian calling the kettle black was, oh, sorry, did I say that 825 00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:40,800 allowed Jesus? 826 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,800 I'm sorry. 827 00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,800 Was unsuited for family entertainment. 828 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,800 Good job. 829 00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,800 Bill, good job. 830 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:50,320 Today, you learned, Chad production on the 1980s TV series, Alph, was so stressful that 831 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:56,520 Max Wright, who played the father, Will Tanner, once physically attacked Alph. 832 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:57,520 The puppet. 833 00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:58,520 Wait. 834 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:03,240 Was he drinking mascara, might've chance? 835 00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:08,000 Producers had to jump in and pull right off of the puppet. 836 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,000 Oh, the puppet. 837 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,000 Of the puppet. 838 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,360 Now, unclear if the puppet was on the puppeteers' hand or not, I'm going to say yes. 839 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,880 I'm going to say there was like a whole, you know, triumph the insult comic dog thing going 840 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:20,840 on, but I'm going to say yes. 841 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,200 Hand was still in the puppet on that one. 842 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,200 That's my guess. 843 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:25,800 You know, didn't, didn't Alph also eat pets? 844 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:26,800 Yes. 845 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,520 Cats or something like that. 846 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,520 I don't, yeah. 847 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,520 I don't get it. 848 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,000 So there, and did they live? 849 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:38,600 Maybe, you know, higher or something like that or maybe, maybe, yeah. 850 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:42,960 Today you learned when Michael Gross, who played the dad on family ties, was asked by Pat 851 00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:47,120 SayJack how he hoped the series family ties would end. 852 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:52,520 Michael Gross said, I hope they die in a plane crash. 853 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:57,480 He later explained he didn't want the cast to ever have to get back together for contrived 854 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,480 reunion shows. 855 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:02,040 And so he'd hoped they all would die in a crash. 856 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:06,000 As an actor, like I buy that, like I, that's like, all right, I would make that same choice. 857 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,000 Yeah. 858 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,600 I mean, as a tie in, how great would it have been some years later to see that as the plane 859 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:14,800 is going down for the starting of the television show lost, all of a sudden there's Michael Gross 860 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:16,600 next to the, wait a minute, hold on. 861 00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,640 Is that Michael J. Fox in the, what is going on here? 862 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:24,120 See, that's some great television right there, like crossover shows, like that. 863 00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,240 I'm saying, I'm saying that'd be fantastic. 864 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,240 Why? 865 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:29,240 Hollywood, why don't you come up with these ideas? 866 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:31,560 I mean, why do we have to do all the work for you? 867 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,560 Look, all I want to say is this for Hollywood, if you're thinking about writing another dukes 868 00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,280 of hazard movie or heaven, whatever else is going to be the next fall guy movie again, 869 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:40,280 reach out to us first. 870 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,880 We've got better ideas for you. 871 00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:45,720 And finally, Chad, today you learned that the actor who plays Carl Winslow in Family 872 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:50,840 Matters, Reginald Val Johnson, that just brought him up, when they started filming Family Matters 873 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,560 and putting it on, I believe was, what was the Friday? 874 00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,480 Oh God, they had a whole Friday thing on ABC. 875 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,280 It was like Friday, Family Fridays or something like that. 876 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:04,760 Family, anyways, when they started filming Family Matters, Reginald Val Johnson, only 31 877 00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,320 years old. 878 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:10,680 Even though he looked considerably older, he was only 31 when they started filming that show 879 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:15,040 and he played the dad on the television show Family Matters. 880 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,680 And also the cop in diehard, but I don't, yes, he did. 881 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:22,880 Like, you know, geek out on pop culture and shit on you guys, sorry. 882 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:24,880 He must have been nine when they filmed that day. 883 00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,880 He probably was. 884 00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:26,880 He probably was. 885 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:27,880 All the power. 886 00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:29,680 He was all the power, the power. 887 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:30,680 And there you go. 888 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,680 There's your TV dad today, you learn. 889 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:39,320 Today, today, today, today, you know, today, today, today, today, today, today, today, 890 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,320 you know. 891 00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,600 All right, Chad, when we come back, a couple of moms are going to be battling it out 892 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,840 for the worst parent of the year 2025. 893 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,840 We're starting that again. 894 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:47,840 Go. 895 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:51,760 Uh, and, and one in particular, well, first of all, it's not one in particular. 896 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,400 I had to narrow down what I had. 897 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,640 We're about five different clips. 898 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,160 I had a thousand, five thousand. 899 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,160 I had to narrow everything. 900 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:02,240 I had to narrow it down to definitely two where I go, I don't even know if those are the 901 00:42:02,240 --> 00:42:05,240 right two, but we'll have more that we can bring to the table, right? 902 00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:06,520 That's the kind of cool thing about it. 903 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:10,800 So we will take a look at some of those horrible moms facing off in the worst parent bracket. 904 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:17,800 Next, here are the dad's own podcast. 905 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:23,000 This is a clearly, clearly, not metrosexual moment in history. 906 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,060 Upside down Van Gogh. 907 00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:30,480 In Ontario, Canada, a teenage boy was snowmobiling at night in negative twenty degrees when he saw 908 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:33,600 the perfect spot to spray paint on the side of a bridge. 909 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,600 Young Van Gogh grabbed his paint, tied a rope around his waist, and repelled off the side 910 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:38,600 of the bridge. 911 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,600 Hell yeah. 912 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:40,600 You know what else is manly? 913 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,000 Not thinking shit through. 914 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:45,360 A thing called gravity flipped Van Gogh upside down. 915 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,320 But did he yell for help like a pansy? 916 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:48,320 No. 917 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:52,160 He tried to wiggle out of the rope by taking off his clothes, but it didn't work and he was 918 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:57,280 left hanging there like a bad game magician at an inappropriate children's birthday party. 919 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:01,680 Finally some good Samaritan stopped him and called the cops and the local newspaper. 920 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:07,000 Van Gogh was suiting upside down naked celebrity, one that had parts of his body turning blue. 921 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,560 Parts that shouldn't turn blue. 922 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:12,560 The real Van Gogh may have been dumb enough to chop his ear off, but he never thought of hanging 923 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,080 naked from a bridge in negative twenty. 924 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,960 Screw extreme sports for a real drill. 925 00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,280 Tracks dreams stupidity. 926 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,000 This has been Lee Camp for more funny crap. 927 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,560 Check out LeeCamp.net. 928 00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:27,320 It's the onion radio news. 929 00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:31,840 A man gives up on trying to get his coat back from his former girlfriend. 930 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,080 This is Doyle Redland reporting. 931 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:39,320 Timothy Bach of Lawrence Kansas officially gave up trying to retrieve a coat he left at 932 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:44,720 the apartment of former girlfriend Patricia Stevens nearly two months ago today. 933 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:49,800 Bach's last pathetic attempt to retrieve the brown corduroy jacket can still be heard 934 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,800 on Julia's voicemail. 935 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,200 Hey, yeah, hi. 936 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:58,320 I was hoping to catch you because I really wanted to come by and get that coat and I was thinking 937 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:02,480 that I wanted to wear it like this week, so I really need to get it. 938 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:05,520 So call me back either way, call me back. 939 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:10,400 Stevens was not available for comment, however, as she was having sex with a different, 940 00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,840 better-looking man at the time. 941 00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:16,640 Doyle Redland for the onion radio news online at the onion.com. 942 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,640 Nothing is there, Mick. 943 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,640 Oh, let's go and see him. 944 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:48,120 [Music] 945 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:52,200 We know, I guess the word has gotten out that we have this competition and that people are 946 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,560 actually now competing for it and really trying hard. 947 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,360 They are giving everything they've got. 948 00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:02,760 They are doing a total of metal attempts here at the worst pair of the year. 949 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:05,080 Without further ado, I will just warn you ahead of time. 950 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,560 We're going to start off with something to build us up into that spot, but we'll eventually 951 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,160 get to the spot here. 952 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,160 First, let's go to the town. 953 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,860 We bring the absurd interior ear holes. 954 00:45:14,860 --> 00:45:15,860 Let's go. 955 00:45:15,860 --> 00:45:16,860 Let's go. 956 00:45:16,860 --> 00:45:19,580 It's too much to take it. 957 00:45:19,580 --> 00:45:21,580 I can't do it. 958 00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:22,580 We'll do it live. 959 00:45:22,580 --> 00:45:25,700 Obviously, probably that tape won't run, tape won't run it in there. 960 00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:26,700 We'll do it live! 961 00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:27,700 [Music] 962 00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:30,980 We apologize, we don't have that clip from the radio station. 963 00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:31,980 Do it live! 964 00:45:31,980 --> 00:45:34,140 I can plow right it and we'll do it live! 965 00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:36,140 [Music] 966 00:45:36,140 --> 00:45:38,140 And think, suck! 967 00:45:38,140 --> 00:45:40,140 But tape don't lie. 968 00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:41,660 [Music] 969 00:45:41,660 --> 00:45:42,660 Alright, Chad. 970 00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:44,660 I'm rigging with seven numbers. 971 00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:45,660 One. 972 00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:46,660 [Music] 973 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:47,660 To the father who will pay for the son. 974 00:45:47,660 --> 00:45:48,660 This is real live playing. 975 00:45:48,660 --> 00:45:55,660 I'm posting this on the streets in the park. 976 00:45:55,660 --> 00:45:57,660 What is the big giant door? 977 00:45:57,660 --> 00:46:00,660 Auditions this Sunday in the park. 978 00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:02,660 Things to bring, I get it. 979 00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:05,660 My favorite thing is all that. 980 00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:07,860 Who is it a big giant door? 981 00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:12,660 The things he wants to create on this little favorite troller. 982 00:46:12,660 --> 00:46:22,660 [Music] 983 00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:23,660 But don't be a door. 984 00:46:23,660 --> 00:46:24,660 Hope he escapes for it. 985 00:46:24,660 --> 00:46:25,660 But come to the park. 986 00:46:25,660 --> 00:46:26,660 As a door. 987 00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:27,660 All the dorky stuff. 988 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:33,060 The only thing they left out was your Renaissance fair costume. 989 00:46:33,060 --> 00:46:34,060 Bring that. 990 00:46:34,060 --> 00:46:36,060 You know, we're going to have a little... 991 00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:37,060 Or your lightsaber. 992 00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:40,140 I mean, don't forget your lightsaber. 993 00:46:40,140 --> 00:46:42,580 All of that would fit into there if you were looking for somebody. 994 00:46:42,580 --> 00:46:46,140 Because you realize that your kid was a big dork. 995 00:46:46,140 --> 00:46:48,380 And then when I'm going to go even dorky, here's my plan. 996 00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:49,380 That's what I'm shooting for here. 997 00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:52,260 So there's one dad who wanted to set something new up for the kids. 998 00:46:52,260 --> 00:46:54,820 What is the level above big giant dork? 999 00:46:54,820 --> 00:46:55,820 I don't know. 1000 00:46:55,820 --> 00:46:56,820 I have abs. 1001 00:46:56,820 --> 00:46:59,340 I don't know what goes on there. 1002 00:46:59,340 --> 00:47:02,220 Somebody out there knows, please tell us. 1003 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:03,220 Yeah. 1004 00:47:03,220 --> 00:47:04,220 On our website. 1005 00:47:04,220 --> 00:47:05,220 Yeah. 1006 00:47:05,220 --> 00:47:06,220 Realguyradio.com. 1007 00:47:06,220 --> 00:47:07,220 You can leave us messages there. 1008 00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:08,220 What goes beyond? 1009 00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:09,220 What's above? 1010 00:47:09,220 --> 00:47:10,220 Like dork. 1011 00:47:10,220 --> 00:47:15,620 Is on a scale of like, if you're looking at the threat level in the country, right? 1012 00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:17,140 Like red is the biggest threat. 1013 00:47:17,140 --> 00:47:21,620 I would say big giant dork is somewhere in like that orange stage, like maybe even yellow. 1014 00:47:21,620 --> 00:47:24,700 It's a mid range dorkishness. 1015 00:47:24,700 --> 00:47:26,100 So what's above that? 1016 00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:27,940 What do you get up to in the next level? 1017 00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:29,740 And then where does d and d fallen between that? 1018 00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:32,500 Because I imagine that someplace up on the upper echelons. 1019 00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:37,620 I mean, that definitely figures into the equation. 1020 00:47:37,620 --> 00:47:39,620 No, it would start out. 1021 00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:42,620 It is the holiday season here and Chad. 1022 00:47:42,620 --> 00:47:47,420 It's important to realize that in addition to everybody who's posting on Facebook and social 1023 00:47:47,420 --> 00:47:51,140 media, all the crazy things they've done with their kids, Alfa and a shelf, that there 1024 00:47:51,140 --> 00:47:54,620 are parents out there who hate Alfa and a shelf. 1025 00:47:54,620 --> 00:48:00,060 And more importantly, hate that their kids love Alfa and a shelf so much so Chad, one 1026 00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:01,060 parent did this. 1027 00:48:01,060 --> 00:48:02,060 What? 1028 00:48:02,060 --> 00:48:03,060 What did you do? 1029 00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:04,060 You're a fox, dude. 1030 00:48:04,060 --> 00:48:05,060 What? 1031 00:48:05,060 --> 00:48:14,420 There is on the floor in the kitchen, it's chicken bones. 1032 00:48:14,420 --> 00:48:15,420 Yes. 1033 00:48:15,420 --> 00:48:17,260 That the cat is gnawing on. 1034 00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:18,260 Yes. 1035 00:48:18,260 --> 00:48:22,220 But the Alfa and the shelf hat is there like it's the Alfa and the skeleton bones of the 1036 00:48:22,220 --> 00:48:28,220 Alfa and the shelf that the cat is chewing away on and the kid comes out seeing the cat 1037 00:48:28,220 --> 00:48:32,260 eating away at the Alfa and the shelf and it freaks the kid out. 1038 00:48:32,260 --> 00:48:37,740 But in general, the shelf is the worst fucking parenting news of all time. 1039 00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:43,100 So those of you parents out there that put chicken bones and parts of Alfa and the shelf 1040 00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:46,820 on the floor so the cat can eat them, kudos. 1041 00:48:46,820 --> 00:48:49,300 And I'll say this too, the first year. 1042 00:48:49,300 --> 00:48:50,300 Yeah. 1043 00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:51,300 Oh, it's fun. 1044 00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:52,300 It's exciting. 1045 00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:53,300 The kid looking for the Alfa everywhere. 1046 00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:54,300 Kind of. 1047 00:48:54,300 --> 00:49:00,100 Then when you realize you have to do this for that whole month, you can't just, you can't 1048 00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:01,100 slow motion it. 1049 00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:03,980 You can't do like, oh, will the officer just tired this week? 1050 00:49:03,980 --> 00:49:06,580 So they stayed on the mantle. 1051 00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:08,700 You fucking can't do this in jail. 1052 00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:10,380 He got picked up for a DIY. 1053 00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:12,140 You can't get away with that. 1054 00:49:12,140 --> 00:49:17,300 You actually have to move this shit around and find new and creative ways to do things and 1055 00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:18,300 it sucks. 1056 00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:21,100 And then you're doing it for fucking 17 years. 1057 00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:22,100 Why? 1058 00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:25,700 And you're like, oh my god, please somebody shoot me or shoot the elf. 1059 00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:26,980 Boom, this is it. 1060 00:49:26,980 --> 00:49:27,980 The kid's response. 1061 00:49:27,980 --> 00:49:28,980 Yes. 1062 00:49:28,980 --> 00:49:29,980 What? 1063 00:49:29,980 --> 00:49:33,860 You're a monster. 1064 00:49:33,860 --> 00:49:35,860 You're a monster. 1065 00:49:35,860 --> 00:49:42,940 Look, one of my favorite things during the holiday seasons I got to admit is scrolling, 1066 00:49:42,940 --> 00:49:49,780 a doom scrolling through social media, trying to find the photos, posts, whatever of people 1067 00:49:49,780 --> 00:49:52,020 who do shit with elf on the shelf. 1068 00:49:52,020 --> 00:49:53,020 Right. 1069 00:49:53,020 --> 00:49:54,020 That is fucking hilarious. 1070 00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:55,020 Right. 1071 00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:56,020 Like, like this. 1072 00:49:56,020 --> 00:49:57,020 Right. 1073 00:49:57,020 --> 00:49:58,020 Like, like this, folks. 1074 00:49:58,020 --> 00:49:59,340 That is, and those. 1075 00:49:59,340 --> 00:50:01,340 Those are for the parents. 1076 00:50:01,340 --> 00:50:02,420 Those are not for the kids. 1077 00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:03,420 Those are for the parents. 1078 00:50:03,420 --> 00:50:04,940 That's like it is absolutely. 1079 00:50:04,940 --> 00:50:05,940 Yes. 1080 00:50:05,940 --> 00:50:08,100 It's the catharsis cathartic. 1081 00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:09,100 It is cathartic. 1082 00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:12,900 It is when Jimmy Kimmel does that thing every howler did that thing every Halloween. 1083 00:50:12,900 --> 00:50:17,700 I think until COVID hit where it was the kids, the parents stealing the kids candy and saying 1084 00:50:17,700 --> 00:50:21,180 that the kids were crying and freaking out and all that kind of stuff. 1085 00:50:21,180 --> 00:50:23,580 It's that, but for elf on a show for the holidays. 1086 00:50:23,580 --> 00:50:28,300 And I think that this is, I would, I would watch an entire show of just this. 1087 00:50:28,300 --> 00:50:29,300 I would put. 1088 00:50:29,300 --> 00:50:32,500 Just on the back screen of the bar, you go to a bar, you know, they've got those fucking 1089 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:35,620 kids on the skateboards, the snowmobiling shitheads. 1090 00:50:35,620 --> 00:50:36,620 Yeah, it's jumping over. 1091 00:50:36,620 --> 00:50:40,380 It should be a whole channel, a whole channel channel, a fucking destroying elf on a shelf. 1092 00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:42,220 That would be the most amazing thing going. 1093 00:50:42,220 --> 00:50:43,220 Oh my God. 1094 00:50:43,220 --> 00:50:46,460 What, you know, we could in the holiday next year. 1095 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:47,460 Yeah. 1096 00:50:47,460 --> 00:50:52,860 When we're still doing this show, you know, episode 400 and two or five or seven or more. 1097 00:50:52,860 --> 00:50:59,100 I think we should do the best elf on the shelf, like, executions, right? 1098 00:50:59,100 --> 00:51:04,940 What did you do with elf on the shelf that is choice? 1099 00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:05,940 Yes. 1100 00:51:05,940 --> 00:51:06,940 Yes. 1101 00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:07,940 Yes. 1102 00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:08,940 And how long did you have to do it? 1103 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:13,380 Because there's always that question that's out there, like, when did you break? 1104 00:51:13,380 --> 00:51:14,380 Right. 1105 00:51:14,380 --> 00:51:17,460 When is that moment that elf on the shelf stops coming? 1106 00:51:17,460 --> 00:51:18,460 Like what is that? 1107 00:51:18,460 --> 00:51:22,420 We all though, comes after Thanksgiving and then sticks around till Christmas and then 1108 00:51:22,420 --> 00:51:24,260 is gone, goes back to the North Pole. 1109 00:51:24,260 --> 00:51:27,500 But when did elf on the shelf move on to the next family? 1110 00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:30,220 And what age, like, how long did you have to do this for? 1111 00:51:30,220 --> 00:51:33,740 And I think that's a big question for two because then the worse, the worse the murder 1112 00:51:33,740 --> 00:51:36,340 of that elf, the sweeter the taste of that elf. 1113 00:51:36,340 --> 00:51:37,340 Oh my God. 1114 00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:38,340 Oh my God. 1115 00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:40,980 And maybe that's it, murder of elf on the shelf. 1116 00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:45,340 That's the, the, the, the, you know, context of the contest. 1117 00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:48,220 I also see a cheesy horror movie on its way. 1118 00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:51,740 By the way, speaking of cheesy horror movies, I'll just say this, watched with my daughter 1119 00:51:51,740 --> 00:51:55,220 Charlie, violent night. 1120 00:51:55,220 --> 00:51:56,220 Yeah. 1121 00:51:56,220 --> 00:51:57,220 That's really good. 1122 00:51:57,220 --> 00:51:58,220 It's actually good. 1123 00:51:58,220 --> 00:51:59,220 Like I didn't think it would be good. 1124 00:51:59,220 --> 00:52:00,220 It's actually really good. 1125 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:04,300 It's so fucking violent, but it's you want, you want to Christmas movie folks? 1126 00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:05,300 Yeah, violent night. 1127 00:52:05,300 --> 00:52:06,300 Yeah. 1128 00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:07,300 Yeah. 1129 00:52:07,300 --> 00:52:09,540 And they've got the mean one, which is kind of, kind of a knock off. 1130 00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:10,540 Yeah. 1131 00:52:10,540 --> 00:52:11,780 But I'm saying that's what we should do with an elf on the shelf. 1132 00:52:11,780 --> 00:52:14,340 I can see an elf on the shelf knock off like violent. 1133 00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:15,340 Okay. 1134 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:17,180 Moving onward here, two moms, Chad. 1135 00:52:17,180 --> 00:52:20,020 We're going to find out which one of these we think might need to move forward in the 1136 00:52:20,020 --> 00:52:21,260 worst parent of the year. 1137 00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:22,260 Okay. 1138 00:52:22,260 --> 00:52:26,940 I will give you a primate mama or hanging with mama. 1139 00:52:26,940 --> 00:52:28,940 Which one do you want to see first? 1140 00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:29,940 Oh my God. 1141 00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:33,260 I mean, primate mama just scream. 1142 00:52:33,260 --> 00:52:34,260 Primate, right? 1143 00:52:34,260 --> 00:52:35,260 Okay. 1144 00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:36,260 Here we go. 1145 00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:37,260 Primate mama. 1146 00:52:37,260 --> 00:52:38,260 It's a very, both of these are kind of, I don't even have to vote. 1147 00:52:38,260 --> 00:52:39,260 That wins. 1148 00:52:39,260 --> 00:52:40,260 Well, let's see. 1149 00:52:40,260 --> 00:52:41,260 Let hold on. 1150 00:52:41,260 --> 00:52:43,260 You might, you know, hold your vote. 1151 00:52:43,260 --> 00:52:44,260 Okay. 1152 00:52:44,260 --> 00:52:45,260 All right. 1153 00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:46,260 Here comes primate mama. 1154 00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:47,260 Our first answering. 1155 00:52:47,260 --> 00:52:48,260 Oh my God. 1156 00:52:48,260 --> 00:52:49,260 Oh my God. 1157 00:52:49,260 --> 00:52:50,260 Oh my God. 1158 00:52:50,260 --> 00:52:51,260 Oh my God. 1159 00:52:51,260 --> 00:52:52,260 Oh my God. 1160 00:52:52,260 --> 00:52:53,260 So we see here. 1161 00:52:53,260 --> 00:52:56,820 For those of you who aren't watching the video podcast, there's a, it looks like 1162 00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:58,460 a zoo or something like that. 1163 00:52:58,460 --> 00:52:59,460 Maybe it could be a street fair. 1164 00:52:59,460 --> 00:53:00,460 I don't know. 1165 00:53:00,460 --> 00:53:05,060 There's a child that couldn't be more than five or six years old walking over to a monkey 1166 00:53:05,060 --> 00:53:09,020 that somebody's got on a leash that they're probably charging and take pictures with and 1167 00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:13,900 feed and this child puts its hand out for the monkey at which point the monkey says, oh 1168 00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:15,540 time to play cool. 1169 00:53:15,540 --> 00:53:19,900 Let me reach over and grab you by your hair and yank you back to where I am. 1170 00:53:19,900 --> 00:53:22,900 Well, yeah, because that's how monkeys. 1171 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:23,900 Right. 1172 00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:24,900 And look at this monkey. 1173 00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:26,900 You're already checking the kid out like don't, don't do it. 1174 00:53:26,900 --> 00:53:30,220 Get, don't, don't, don't, and the fucking kid's touching my hand. 1175 00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:32,820 And the monkey right here is like, fuck you. 1176 00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:33,820 Look at his face. 1177 00:53:33,820 --> 00:53:34,820 Fuck you. 1178 00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:35,820 Just like, all right. 1179 00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:36,820 Let's go. 1180 00:53:36,820 --> 00:53:38,620 Pulse like a rick flair move. 1181 00:53:38,620 --> 00:53:41,140 Pulse the kid by the hair. 1182 00:53:41,140 --> 00:53:42,620 Slams it down to the ground. 1183 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:43,620 Oh my God. 1184 00:53:43,620 --> 00:53:44,620 Yeah. 1185 00:53:44,620 --> 00:53:51,020 Hey, mom's laughing, which I think is great, but mom, I'm trying to keep the kid as relaxed 1186 00:53:51,020 --> 00:53:53,220 as possible after getting slammed in the ground by a monkey. 1187 00:53:53,220 --> 00:53:54,220 Right. 1188 00:53:54,220 --> 00:53:55,220 Monkeys do this. 1189 00:53:55,220 --> 00:53:56,220 Why? 1190 00:53:56,220 --> 00:53:57,820 You let your kid so close to the monkey. 1191 00:53:57,820 --> 00:53:59,020 What are you doing? 1192 00:53:59,020 --> 00:54:01,300 It is a question. 1193 00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:02,300 Primates, though. 1194 00:54:02,300 --> 00:54:03,300 Okay. 1195 00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:04,300 Hold on to that one. 1196 00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:05,300 Just hold it away, lock it away. 1197 00:54:05,300 --> 00:54:06,300 Here you go. 1198 00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:07,300 Once again, just watch it again. 1199 00:54:07,300 --> 00:54:11,620 Hold it out of her arms. 1200 00:54:11,620 --> 00:54:13,140 She's holding the child. 1201 00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:16,900 She carried that child over to that goddamn monkey. 1202 00:54:16,900 --> 00:54:17,900 She got what she deserved. 1203 00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:18,900 All right. 1204 00:54:18,900 --> 00:54:19,900 Here we go. 1205 00:54:19,900 --> 00:54:20,900 Number two. 1206 00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:26,300 Mom's walking up to electric fence. 1207 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:30,460 Kids are calling through the gate and then mom does something here, which seems a lot. 1208 00:54:30,460 --> 00:54:31,460 Oh, she listened up. 1209 00:54:31,460 --> 00:54:32,460 Oh, my God. 1210 00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:33,460 Oh, my God. 1211 00:54:33,460 --> 00:54:35,140 She's taking the kid up. 1212 00:54:35,140 --> 00:54:39,180 He stuck in the gate by his head and his neck. 1213 00:54:39,180 --> 00:54:40,180 She's... 1214 00:54:40,180 --> 00:54:46,340 I mean, that is top notch winner right there. 1215 00:54:46,340 --> 00:54:51,300 When you try to kill your kid, that puts you in the running for the worst parent of the year. 1216 00:54:51,300 --> 00:54:54,620 It's a gate that lifts up and in doing so. 1217 00:54:54,620 --> 00:54:57,580 It's like if you imagine the railing on your stairs, right? 1218 00:54:57,580 --> 00:54:59,060 Yeah, with hinges. 1219 00:54:59,060 --> 00:55:03,300 Panges and the gate lifts up, but it also kind of flattens out at the same time. 1220 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:07,420 Well, this mom's kid was crawling through it when she pressed a button that caused that 1221 00:55:07,420 --> 00:55:11,900 gate to lift up and this kid is hanging by its throat, by its neck. 1222 00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:12,900 Yes. 1223 00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:18,900 Four feet off the ground, taller than the mom and she's trying to pull the kid out. 1224 00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:19,900 What? 1225 00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:24,300 And the problem here is the first kid like, hey, you go through the fence, like climb through 1226 00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:25,300 it. 1227 00:55:25,300 --> 00:55:26,300 Right. 1228 00:55:26,300 --> 00:55:31,060 The second kid, clearly younger, not as experienced is like, hey, older brother, sister, 1229 00:55:31,060 --> 00:55:32,060 whatever that is. 1230 00:55:32,060 --> 00:55:33,060 He did it. 1231 00:55:33,060 --> 00:55:34,060 Yeah. 1232 00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:35,060 Climb through the fence. 1233 00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:36,060 Right. 1234 00:55:36,060 --> 00:55:37,060 Oh, he did? 1235 00:55:37,060 --> 00:55:38,060 I can too. 1236 00:55:38,060 --> 00:55:39,060 I can do it too. 1237 00:55:39,060 --> 00:55:43,380 And the tension is over like, hey, you know, well, let's just open the skate and make it easy 1238 00:55:43,380 --> 00:55:44,380 to walk through. 1239 00:55:44,380 --> 00:55:45,380 Right. 1240 00:55:45,380 --> 00:55:48,660 And see, here's the greatest thing about all this that I see in the video too is that this 1241 00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:53,220 entire family could have just sidestepped the fence altogether and walked around it. 1242 00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:54,220 Totally. 1243 00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:55,220 Hold on. 1244 00:55:55,220 --> 00:55:57,300 I want to go back and show you that at the beginning part here, they very clearly start 1245 00:55:57,300 --> 00:55:58,860 to pull out and show you. 1246 00:55:58,860 --> 00:56:00,300 You could have walked around it. 1247 00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:01,300 Yeah. 1248 00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:05,260 There's a place right there where you could have been on the other side of it fairly easily. 1249 00:56:05,260 --> 00:56:09,980 Okay, you, you first kid, go through the fence. 1250 00:56:09,980 --> 00:56:11,860 Okay, now that you're not there, you do that. 1251 00:56:11,860 --> 00:56:12,860 I'm going to go ahead and-- 1252 00:56:12,860 --> 00:56:14,620 So she doesn't see the other one. 1253 00:56:14,620 --> 00:56:15,620 I got this. 1254 00:56:15,620 --> 00:56:16,620 Oh, no, you know. 1255 00:56:16,620 --> 00:56:17,620 Oh, you got it. 1256 00:56:17,620 --> 00:56:18,620 Then pull it down. 1257 00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:19,620 Okay. 1258 00:56:19,620 --> 00:56:20,620 She's gay. 1259 00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:21,620 I'm too. 1260 00:56:21,620 --> 00:56:22,620 Him down. 1261 00:56:22,620 --> 00:56:23,620 No, up to the two. 1262 00:56:23,620 --> 00:56:25,620 Yeah, that is the worst parent. 1263 00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:27,620 I'm a thousand fucking percent. 1264 00:56:27,620 --> 00:56:28,620 Okay. 1265 00:56:28,620 --> 00:56:31,460 She doesn't even, she doesn't immediately go back and press the button again. 1266 00:56:31,460 --> 00:56:32,460 No. 1267 00:56:32,460 --> 00:56:36,660 The little brother or sister, or the older brother or sister, whatever, the other one is crying 1268 00:56:36,660 --> 00:56:42,260 and screaming because the younger one's now caught and choking on this, this gate. 1269 00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:47,060 And she's trying to just pull him off with brute force, not thinking I should hit the button 1270 00:56:47,060 --> 00:56:51,060 again because that's what, obviously that is probably not going to go the other way. 1271 00:56:51,060 --> 00:56:53,660 It's probably going to go back down again on some level. 1272 00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:56,620 And she's yelling at that kid, the older one, to go press the button while she's trying 1273 00:56:56,620 --> 00:56:58,780 to yank the young kid down. 1274 00:56:58,780 --> 00:56:59,780 That one's freaking out. 1275 00:56:59,780 --> 00:57:01,140 She's like, go over there, press it, press it. 1276 00:57:01,140 --> 00:57:03,020 He doesn't know what to do. 1277 00:57:03,020 --> 00:57:04,020 Goes back, what? 1278 00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:05,020 Right. 1279 00:57:05,020 --> 00:57:09,380 And everybody's trying to come over and help now, this kid who's stuck still breathing, thankfully. 1280 00:57:09,380 --> 00:57:11,620 That could be dad, could be random stranger. 1281 00:57:11,620 --> 00:57:12,620 Sure. 1282 00:57:12,620 --> 00:57:13,620 What the hell? 1283 00:57:13,620 --> 00:57:14,620 Could be uncle, all the thing down. 1284 00:57:14,620 --> 00:57:15,620 Right. 1285 00:57:15,620 --> 00:57:17,420 Oh my god. 1286 00:57:17,420 --> 00:57:19,140 So, right now. 1287 00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:20,140 What? 1288 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:23,380 Hold on, is there somebody in there too, also, that was filming this on their phone? 1289 00:57:23,380 --> 00:57:24,380 I can't tell. 1290 00:57:24,380 --> 00:57:25,980 That also is fantastic parenting. 1291 00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:29,460 I think this person, even more than, you're right because even if this person's calling 1292 00:57:29,460 --> 00:57:33,740 911 or whatever the equivalent is, she's not helping. 1293 00:57:33,740 --> 00:57:34,740 He's not helping. 1294 00:57:34,740 --> 00:57:35,740 This person's not helping. 1295 00:57:35,740 --> 00:57:37,340 They're just on their phone, doing something. 1296 00:57:37,340 --> 00:57:41,180 So it leaves me to believe they're either getting off of a phone call, finishing up a text 1297 00:57:41,180 --> 00:57:43,060 because you got to get that off. 1298 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:45,740 Or is calling 911. 1299 00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:50,620 But in any of those cases, certainly not helping the cause of getting this person down 1300 00:57:50,620 --> 00:57:54,140 while they're trying to get their text or whatever it is that they're getting off of. 1301 00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:55,140 Yes. 1302 00:57:55,140 --> 00:57:57,660 So, of those two, Chad, right now. 1303 00:57:57,660 --> 00:57:58,660 Oh. 1304 00:57:58,660 --> 00:58:01,740 I've already unequivocally stated this. 1305 00:58:01,740 --> 00:58:05,500 The second parent who tries to kill their kid is absolutely the worst parent. 1306 00:58:05,500 --> 00:58:06,500 This one right here. 1307 00:58:06,500 --> 00:58:07,500 This is the one. 1308 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:08,500 A thousand percent. 1309 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:09,500 Yeah. 1310 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:16,300 I mean, look, a monkey pulling hair, funny, painful, trauma, no question. 1311 00:58:16,300 --> 00:58:18,140 Bad move is a parent. 1312 00:58:18,140 --> 00:58:21,340 This one where you're like, you know what, I'm not even going to think. 1313 00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:22,940 I'm not going to look. 1314 00:58:22,940 --> 00:58:26,660 I'm just going to press some buttons and, you know, accidentally kill my kid. 1315 00:58:26,660 --> 00:58:29,740 And then try to pull them down with brute force. 1316 00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:30,740 Right, right. 1317 00:58:30,740 --> 00:58:35,180 Like, it's important to pull the kid, not try, not try to fix the gate. 1318 00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:37,780 Like, you say my kid's life by pulling the gate. 1319 00:58:37,780 --> 00:58:41,780 Did you think for a second your kid is hanging up above your head. 1320 00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:44,780 You're holding on to his thighs and trying to yank him down. 1321 00:58:44,780 --> 00:58:45,780 Do you think that's hurting? 1322 00:58:45,780 --> 00:58:47,340 Do you think that's helping them at all? 1323 00:58:47,340 --> 00:58:49,980 Do you think there's something else you could have done? 1324 00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:54,620 Not when their little neck is trapped in a space that's smaller than their little neck. 1325 00:58:54,620 --> 00:58:55,620 No. 1326 00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:56,620 No. 1327 00:58:56,620 --> 00:58:57,620 Oh, God. 1328 00:58:57,620 --> 00:58:58,620 All right. 1329 00:58:58,620 --> 00:58:59,620 So we're putting her forward. 1330 00:58:59,620 --> 00:59:00,620 That makes a ton of sense. 1331 00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:06,660 I'm going to put this one here in the worst parent of the, at least nominee going forward 1332 00:59:06,660 --> 00:59:07,660 here. 1333 00:59:07,660 --> 00:59:08,660 For sure. 1334 00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:09,660 Yeah. 1335 00:59:09,660 --> 00:59:10,660 She makes the list. 1336 00:59:10,660 --> 00:59:14,500 I'll tell you, these were the, again, these were the ones that I had to just sift through 1337 00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:18,660 to determine if any of them were more correct than any of the other ones. 1338 00:59:18,660 --> 00:59:22,940 So how is it that you don't need counseling, you know, therapy all the time? 1339 00:59:22,940 --> 00:59:23,940 That's all about cat. 1340 00:59:23,940 --> 00:59:28,020 Because I am a warped. 1341 00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:35,660 That, and it looks very much to like you're still in a U-Haul van traveling down highway 1342 00:59:35,660 --> 00:59:36,660 30. 1343 00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:37,660 Yeah, there we go. 1344 00:59:37,660 --> 00:59:38,660 It is. 1345 00:59:38,660 --> 00:59:39,900 I've got more work to do in the studio. 1346 00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:40,900 I apologize for that. 1347 00:59:40,900 --> 00:59:42,220 That's something that I'm still working on. 1348 00:59:42,220 --> 00:59:43,220 But as long as I go. 1349 00:59:43,220 --> 00:59:44,860 You know, I'm going to give you shit about that every time. 1350 00:59:44,860 --> 00:59:45,860 Oh, absolutely. 1351 00:59:45,860 --> 00:59:47,980 You have every right too as well as you should. 1352 00:59:47,980 --> 00:59:50,660 So I will just only say this. 1353 00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:51,660 U-Haul Bauer. 1354 00:59:51,660 --> 00:59:52,660 You're going to call you. 1355 00:59:52,660 --> 00:59:53,900 The U-Haul Bauer Studio. 1356 00:59:53,900 --> 00:59:57,700 The official Bauer Studios in the back of the U-Haul is what we're going to refer to this 1357 00:59:57,700 --> 00:59:58,700 out. 1358 00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:00,220 Anyways, that's it for the Dad's Home podcast. 1359 01:00:00,220 --> 01:00:02,220 Thank you so much for hanging out with us today. 1360 01:00:02,220 --> 01:00:03,220 Appreciate it. 1361 01:00:03,220 --> 01:00:04,220 Dad's home. 1362 01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:05,380 You can find, I'm no. 1363 01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:06,380 I'm not really going to go. 1364 01:00:06,380 --> 01:00:09,820 I also want YouTube video as well as the audio version of it. 1365 01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:13,900 Please, please, please, a break review us and then make sure that you show us emails as 1366 01:00:13,900 --> 01:00:14,900 well as just a parent. 1367 01:00:14,900 --> 01:00:17,540 You think deserves to go in for the worst parent of the year. 1368 01:00:17,540 --> 01:00:18,540 Tournament out of selection. 1369 01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:19,540 So far. 1370 01:00:19,540 --> 01:00:21,540 That's the second one. 1371 01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:22,540 Keep P. 1372 01:00:22,540 --> 01:00:23,540 Until the next time. 1373 01:00:23,540 --> 01:00:24,540 Peace for myself. 1374 01:00:24,540 --> 01:00:25,540 See ya. 1375 01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:28,540 I know sometimes I'm out of control. 1376 01:00:28,540 --> 01:00:33,540 You're the only reason I keep on coming. 1377 01:00:33,540 --> 01:00:38,540 You're the only reason I keep on coming. 1378 01:00:38,540 --> 01:00:39,540 Yeah. 1379 01:00:39,540 --> 01:00:45,540 You're the only reason I keep on coming home. 1380 01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:47,540 Woo! 1381 01:00:47,540 --> 01:00:50,540 Woo! 1382 01:00:50,540 --> 01:00:51,540 Woo! 1383 01:00:51,540 --> 01:00:53,380 [Music]