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Came back 7 pounds heavier · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_02: Hold on, I want to bring Jordan in for just Jordan.
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  SPEAKER_02: Come back here for a second, but I gotta read a text really quick.
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  SPEAKER_02: 0333.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, it's our friend Trisha.
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  SPEAKER_02: She goes, Hey, hey! Lots of ease.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, she said, uh, happy Wednesday.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's my birthday.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yay.
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  SPEAKER_02: Can't wait to hear all about uh Ellie's trip.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh love you both.
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  SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, in the meantime, before we get to this, because I have to come back to what Jordan just said, and then it'll come back to you, is let's go.
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  SPEAKER_02: And a one and a two and a one, two, three.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is your birthday song.
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  SPEAKER_00: It is a very long hey.
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  SPEAKER_02: Somebody's clapping's off, and it really screwed me over.
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  SPEAKER_02: The hell was that?
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  SPEAKER_02: Who was off rhythm?
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  unknown: That was so bad.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was so bad.
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  SPEAKER_00: And she's one of the best listeners ever.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm so sorry that it was.
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  SPEAKER_00: Who was clapping off beach?
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  SPEAKER_00: I was clapping and you were clapping, and I think we were, I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Were you clapping?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, Jordan wasn't in the office.
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  SPEAKER_02: You weren't clapping?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, somebody was way off.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right, Jordan just somebody being me.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm the only person in the room besides Jordan.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, hi, I'm here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So are you saying that you were clapping off beach?
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: I was going, This is your birthday song.
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  SPEAKER_02: It isn't very long.
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  SPEAKER_02: Then all of a sudden I hear in the background the I'm like, what are you slapping over there?
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  SPEAKER_02: Sounds a little off.
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  SPEAKER_02: Uh, okay, so anyway, Jordan just asked off the air, and he's you would say, go ahead, ask the question, Allie.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I just asked you, uh, how was New Orleans and what was the best part?
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  SPEAKER_01: And then your response was Nicolas Cage's tomb.
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  SPEAKER_01: What?
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  SPEAKER_01: Sony's.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I forgot that was there.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's alive.
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  SPEAKER_00: One of my girlfriends asked me the exact same thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: She was like, he's still alive, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, he is still alive, but he purchased a tomb.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, the it's an above-ground tomb.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's in the shape of a pyramid, and it's in uh it's called Saint Louis Cemetery number one, and that's where we had our tour.
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  SPEAKER_00: So that's the same place that uh, oh Marie Love.
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  SPEAKER_02: We're not doing the birthday song again.
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  SPEAKER_02: Calm down.
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  SPEAKER_00: But basically, he has so much money that he was able to purchase a tomb in the cemetery because And now you tour his tomb before he's even in it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Isn't that weird?
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  SPEAKER_00: They say he'll probably never actually be put in it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Why?
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  SPEAKER_00: Which is weird, but money really does talk in this thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, but why wouldn't you?
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  SPEAKER_02: If you've got it already, I mean, listen, if you've got a plot, do you think we're not throwing you in that?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: Do you have a plot?
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  SPEAKER_02: I never asked you this question.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
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  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't.
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  SPEAKER_01: I just see him coming back from the dead, from the the dead as a ghost and just saying, Oh, I give you guys permission to carry my body between California and New Orleans where I want.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or get on a motorcycle and his head's flaming.
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  SPEAKER_02: When you said ghost, that was a reference to ghost writers.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I didn't understand that at all.
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  SPEAKER_02: He got it.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, good.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm glad somebody did, because it wasn't me.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's all right.
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  SPEAKER_02: But birthday car.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm just excited for the birthday song, okay?
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: All right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So the tomb, the cemetery tour was definitely one of my favorite things.
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  SPEAKER_00: The Nicolas Cage thing was just funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's obnoxiously big.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's not even just, hey, here's a little tomb.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, it's this massive pyramid.
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  SPEAKER_02: And as far as the payoff doesn't even pay off because he's not there.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: And do you know?
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  SPEAKER_00: I think a lot of pre people probably think that same thing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Like, wait a second, is he still alive?
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  SPEAKER_00: Is he not still alive?
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  SPEAKER_00: Also, second best favorite thing, the food.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because I went there at the lowest weight I'd been in quite some time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Because, you know, you get into a happy relationship, you start to gain a little weight.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I got my weight down a little bit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh no.
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  SPEAKER_00: I stood on the scale.
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  SPEAKER_00: I gained seven pounds.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my God.
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  SPEAKER_00: Seven pounds in five days.
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  SPEAKER_02: Was there a lot of salt in the food and stuff like that?
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, because that could some of that you might have only gained five.
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  SPEAKER_00: Not only salt, but you're eating fried chicken late at night.
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  SPEAKER_00: We ate fried.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I had fried catfish for breakfast one day.
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  SPEAKER_00: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_00: But it's so good.
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  SPEAKER_00: So they had it was French toast.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's just a normal breakfast food.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then, okay, what what would you like your side to be?
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm looking at the size, and one of them was catfish.
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  SPEAKER_00: Three bucks.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like, all right, let me just maybe they'll just give you like a little piece or whatever.
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  SPEAKER_02: Whole damn fish laid out.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I ate the whole thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is so good.
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  SPEAKER_01: With French toast.
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  SPEAKER_01: You guys didn't indulge in any uh beignets, did you?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah, twice.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we went.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's that?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like uh honestly, it's called uh it's fried dough, basically.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's a fried dough puff with a bunch of powdered sugar on it.
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  SPEAKER_00: So there is this one.
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  SPEAKER_02: So you actually went to the county fair while you were in New Orleans.
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  SPEAKER_00: Pretty much.
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  SPEAKER_00: There is this one place that's famous for it called Cafe Du Monde.
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  SPEAKER_00: We went there and they also have something that has is like a chicory coffee.
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  SPEAKER_00: So the coffee's really strong.
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  SPEAKER_00: Scott, I think you would love it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I love it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it sounds great.
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  SPEAKER_00: I need to bring it in so you can try it.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, you brought some back.
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  SPEAKER_00: I oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, you have to definitely do that.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then we also had beignets somewhere else because some people say, well, Cafe Du Mond's like the touristy one, try it somewhere else.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, that makes sense.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we went to another place called Cafe Beignet and from beignon to beignet.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it was it was delicious.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're really good.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I'm not a big sweets person, so I just like took a bite of Zach's and took a bite from my friend Donna.
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  SPEAKER_02: Did you uh uh do jambalaya and stuff like that?
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  SPEAKER_00: I did.
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  SPEAKER_00: Did I?
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  SPEAKER_02: Was that expulsion of gas from your system still?
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  SPEAKER_00: At one point, we did Zach and I shared a meal.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was called Taste of New Orleans.
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  SPEAKER_00: So it had that smart.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: It had jambalaya, gumbo, etouffe, and red beans and touffe.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I know A touffé to be honest with you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Most everything is just like a seafood soupy ricey dish.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, all right, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: So that's that's the basic job.
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  SPEAKER_00: Kind of the thing.
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  SPEAKER_02: Seafood good down there?
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  SPEAKER_02: Because you're right on the golf.
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  SPEAKER_00: Amazing.
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  SPEAKER_00: I had seafood for pretty much every single day.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that actually is a great question because remember you uh uh you were uh profusely uh vomiting before you left from a weird shrimp.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, I have an answer for that, but I'll tell you that next because that's a whole different story.
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  SPEAKER_02: What what the cause to that?
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  SPEAKER_00: I think I know the cause.
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  SPEAKER_02: So did I.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was it was a weird shrimp.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was not.
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  SPEAKER_02: Since we're crossing into the medical transition of the show, I have an update for you on uh my tooth.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um I'm very curious because you said you have a dentist appointment today.
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  SPEAKER_00: I well, good.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, today's the cleaning, but but just wait because when you hear this, I'm the toughest son of a bitch in this room right now when you hear what happened.
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  SPEAKER_02: You guys are all gonna be like, we boy.
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  SPEAKER_02: You're walking around with what?
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  SPEAKER_00: After after I gaining seven pounds, I am not the toughest.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm the squishiest in the room.