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Things That Must Go for May 21st, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that are bugging you, dear friends of
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  Speaker 2: the program, bugging you so bad you can't take them anymore.
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  Speaker 2: You can't stand it, You say, I've got to do
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  Speaker 2: something about this. Maybe if I send my musco to
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  Speaker 2: Radio from Hell, the fine people there will read it
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  Speaker 2: on the air and it will make me feel better.
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  Speaker 2: And sometimes I we're told that if we do read
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  Speaker 2: your musco on the air, these things do disappear from
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  Speaker 2: your life. So send your muscos to Radio from Hell
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  Speaker 2: at X ninety six dot com. Put must go in
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  Speaker 2: the subject line and we'll maybe read it. You want
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  Speaker 2: to go first, Gina.
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  Speaker 3: Sure, one of mine. First, we should have a no
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  Speaker 3: scent in public policy, and.
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  Speaker 1: By that I mean everybody.
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  Speaker 2: Quite few.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I'm actually thinking about so. In the women's bathroom here,
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  Speaker 3: the soap dispenser is broken. So somebody has purchased a
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  Speaker 3: bottle of hand soap and it is lilac scented. Oh
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  Speaker 3: I want to wash my hands. But it is a
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  Speaker 3: strong scented. There should be a if you're gonna buy
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  Speaker 3: something like that, it has to have no.
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  Speaker 1: Sense beyond stuff, isn't it. Yeah, it's just really strong.
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  Speaker 3: I then your hands smell, and then you go to
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  Speaker 3: eat lunch and your hands smell like that all that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I don't, I don't. I don't like it.
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  Speaker 2: Do what I do. Just don't wash your hands.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, let's see.
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  Speaker 3: Please don't use my name earworm jingles that do not
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  Speaker 3: properly enunciate the name of the business.
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  Speaker 1: Not only does it get.
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  Speaker 3: Stuck in my head. I have no idea what it
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  Speaker 3: is that is stuck.
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  Speaker 1: In my head.
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  Speaker 3: That's a very specific one. Also, your rights of being
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  Speaker 3: practicing your religion. You have the right to your belief
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  Speaker 3: and practice of your religion. Sending your children to public
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  Speaker 3: school is not practicing religion. Baking a cake for a
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  Speaker 3: wedding is not practicing your religion. Having a nationwide craft
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  Speaker 3: store is not practicing your religion. Your beliefs are just that,
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  Speaker 3: But if you're part of society, your beliefs shouldn't trump
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  Speaker 3: pardon the expression everything else. Hopefully your magical radio powers
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  Speaker 3: can make these go. This from Oh Mike in Nashville.
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  Speaker 3: People who don't clean out their sharp shopping cart after
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  Speaker 3: they use it. I should not have to throw a
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  Speaker 3: your used sanitizing wipe, or we can add from the
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  Speaker 3: bottom of the cart. Yes, people taking my order at
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  Speaker 3: a drive through who aren't the least bit ready to
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  Speaker 3: take the order. They say, go ahead with your order,
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  Speaker 3: and as I'm talking they cut me off and say,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what was that?
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  Speaker 1: Get off your phone.
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  Speaker 3: And listen the first time.
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  Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Those same people at the drive through who when they
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  Speaker 3: give me a drink withhold the straw until they put
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  Speaker 3: it in the bag and the food comes out later.
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  Speaker 3: It would be nice to have a few SIPs.
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  Speaker 1: While I'm waiting for my food.
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  Speaker 3: Prescriptions that aren't covered by insurance must go. If two
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  Speaker 3: different doctors say a particular medication would be highly beneficial
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  Speaker 3: for me, shouldn't that be enough. It should be people
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  Speaker 3: who don't clean their grass clippings off the sidewalk, and
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  Speaker 3: then it rains, and then the clipping stay on the
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  Speaker 3: sidewalk for what seems like an eternity. And finally, this
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  Speaker 3: from our friend Johnny B. Thank you lords for letting
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  Speaker 3: me listen. The fine art that health insurance companies and
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  Speaker 3: healthcare facilities have choreographed to bungle up coverage and billing
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  Speaker 3: on almost every procedure a person goes through for their
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  Speaker 3: healthcare must go. And finally, that snag of skin peeling
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  Speaker 3: back from the side of my fingernail that catches in
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  Speaker 3: my pants pocket and causes the most unpleasant tearing sensation
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  Speaker 3: must go.
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  Speaker 1: Carry Oh okay, this one from our family. Now we're
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  Speaker 1: using the VET as the example, but at any business
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  Speaker 1: that has you waiting for a while, Okay, could be anything,
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  Speaker 1: but in our case it was the VET not having
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  Speaker 1: Wi Fi for guests. Yes, we are waiting for in
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  Speaker 1: this case our dog. Why not let us use the
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  Speaker 1: Wi Fi? Yeah, I'm sorry we don't have wife. Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right. This one from Austin. Here's my list of
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  Speaker 1: things that must go. People saying if I'm being honest
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  Speaker 1: or to be honest before sharing their opinion about something.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't say that first, does that mean you're
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  Speaker 1: about to lie to me? Just decide, Just decide to
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  Speaker 1: be honest and skip this meaningless crutch calling a certain
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  Speaker 1: legume chickpeas when they already have a far superior name,
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  Speaker 1: garbunzo beans. Stop calling them chickpeas. Maybe people will eat
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  Speaker 1: more garbunzo beans than everyone. Eat more of them and
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  Speaker 1: be healthy. I suggest we call them bar gunzo beans.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to market and make them cool. Let's
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  Speaker 1: see this one from does not say I can use
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  Speaker 1: the name Nerd gummy clusters. So I'm so addicted to them.
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  Speaker 1: Even thinking about them makes my mouth WATERRD gummy Nerd
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  Speaker 1: gummy clusters. This one from Please Don't use my name?
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  Speaker 1: The sound of liquid pouring in a glass in ads.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard to me, real soothing.
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  Speaker 1: I like it to not being a position in life
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  Speaker 1: where I can be baked at eight twenty in the
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  Speaker 1: morning to play beat Gina. All right, ultra clicky radio
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  Speaker 1: buttons that are so loud. I wish this person would
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  Speaker 1: have been more specific. Yeah, they're talking about and sending
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  Speaker 1: in a musco that doesn't get read because it's too
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  Speaker 1: long and too much of a bummer musco. And let's
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  Speaker 1: see this one. Please don't use my name. For the
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  Speaker 1: love of all things, get rid of your adult toys
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  Speaker 1: before your kids have to find them in your nightstand.
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  Speaker 1: Okay finding those things? Really, I wonder what the situation was?
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  Speaker 1: Oh ah is that it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: All right, I have one of my own that must go.
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  Speaker 2: Mike Johnson speaker, that's Mike Johnson and all of those
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  Speaker 2: lying sacks back in Washington, trying to pass this big
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  Speaker 2: beautiful bill.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they're taking away your medicare they gotta go?
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  Speaker 2: Gotta go? Let's see this says good Morning Radio from Hell.
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  Speaker 2: My thing that must go being way too baked during
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  Speaker 2: the concert of grateful dead cover bands at the park Way.
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  Speaker 2: Too bad, no one else finding Angela Bassett sexy as
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  Speaker 2: the President of the United States in the final Mission
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  Speaker 2: Impossible movie, and wide Afrikaaners coming to the USA as
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  Speaker 2: refugees because of a fake genocide must go, Tony. This
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  Speaker 2: one says Tasha from Plain City. My thing that must
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  Speaker 2: go is pricing my home reasonably for the market, just
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  Speaker 2: to have somebody give me a low ball offer. If
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  Speaker 2: you can't afford it, don't even look. And also having
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  Speaker 2: a beautiful new shower glass that you think you've cleaned spotless,
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  Speaker 2: just to have the sunshine hit it and show all
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  Speaker 2: the streaks disappointing. And this one says, hello, lords and lady,
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  Speaker 2: you may use my name. With the end of the
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  Speaker 2: school year upon us, there are a few things must
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  Speaker 2: go the phrase in the books. For example, posts on
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  Speaker 2: social media that say another school year in the books,
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  Speaker 2: another soccer banquet in the books, another seminary graduation in
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  Speaker 2: the books. Which books are these going into history books?
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  Speaker 2: Scrap books name the books number two than month of
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  Speaker 2: May being a busier month than December, between sports playoffs,
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  Speaker 2: end of school year, parties, banquets, choir concerts, awards, ceremonies,
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  Speaker 2: field trips, field day graduations for every grade? Is this necessary?
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  Speaker 2: This Mama is on the edge of what the youths
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  Speaker 2: call a melti bee two oh, a mentibe not a
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  Speaker 2: melty bee a mentv number three, our dystopian nightmare. What
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  Speaker 2: must go? In the words of the violent femmes, everything everything, everything, everything.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for your time and attention on these matters,
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  Speaker 2: and thank you for your continued allyship of the marginalized
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  Speaker 2: and scapegoaded people in our community. Sincerely, your b f O. P.
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  Speaker 2: Marissa mcpeck Stringham.
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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio show