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Ep. 207 Silly Poopies w/ Cerra Hoover (Privychat 53) · Privycast

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  ah It's Charmin.
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  It's Charmin.
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  This is not Charmin or else I would I would sample it.
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  Um is it what grandma and grandpa have?
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Because it's easy to rip and it feels soft.
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  Yep.
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  Nice.
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  Charmin, if you would like a f if you would like free advertisement from the mouth of babes, you just heard it here.
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  Soft and easy to rip.
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  That's the that's the best like
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  Unlike the straight peel toilet paper.
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  Like mom and dad's peasant paper, huh?
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  Because then when you go to rip it it just rips weird.
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  Welcome back to Privy.
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  Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded from my home bathroom.
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  I'm your host, Hunter Hoover, and I love bathrooms.
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  Welcome back, everybody.
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  Thank you so much for being here.
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  Um, and this episode, it's a it's a special episode, it's a long time coming.
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  Um this this episode's being recorded a couple days after Father's Day, and I was saving this um because
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  A few years ago, two years ago, I think, I had my son, Silas, on the show.
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  Uh, and he gave me the business about doing a podcast about bathrooms.
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  But ever since that has happened, um my daughter, Sarah, has been wanting to come on the show, and so um I figured what better time to do it now that it's summer break, now that
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  it's Father's Day weekend or the week after.
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  Um so I'm joined by Sarah Hoover.
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  Sarah, how are you?
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  oh Good.
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  Um, so I have a lot of questions that I ask everybody, and I have a few questions that I want to ask you specifically as resident little girl on a bathroom podcast.
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  Cause that's now you.
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  Um Yeah.
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  There will be lots of giggling, I think, is what will happen.
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  But do you have and and this is something you can be thinking of as we go through um the episode, but
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  Do you have any bathroom stories from like th crazy stuff that happens in like school bathrooms?
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  If you think of them as we go, you can be like, wait, I remember this.
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  But
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  I I already know two of them.
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  have two stories?
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  Okay.
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  Tell go ahead and tell us one and then maybe we'll do the other one later.
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  So what's your first bathroom story?
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  Well, they're both from first grade.
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  I was going to the bathroom and this girl walked out from the bathroom and I went in and there was a paper uh there was a toilet paper on the wall with poop.
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  Okay, that's w like it was stuck to the wall?
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  Yeah.
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  Are are you don't say the girl's name.
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  But are you thinking that girl did it?
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  Yeah.
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  Like she wiped her butt and then like used it as like glue?
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  Stick it to the wall?
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  Yeah, I had to go out and
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  what's wrong with the kids at your school?
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  I don't know.
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  That's cra so you went and found a teacher and said, Hey, and said what?
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  I think there was a girl that put poop on the the wall.
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  Okay, and what did your teacher say?
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  I can't wait to find this out.
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  Okay, so then did you okay, so you have a
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  cleans the toilets every day.
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  So she does it like in the middle of this school when people are normally at lunch.
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  Yeah.
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  So so you're you have been put on like a quest.
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  You were just did you ever go to the bathroom?
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  Mm-hmm.
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  Okay.
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  So you went to the bathroom, somebody, maybe this girl, maybe somebody else, wiped their butt and then like sticky puttied it to the wall like an idiot.
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  Um and then you went and told your teacher and instead of like your teacher was like, actually side quest, let's have the little girl who's in first grade go find the janitor.
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  Until the gender.
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  Is that what happened?
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  Well she was just going down the hall.
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  So you found the janitor and you're like, Hey janitor There's a poo stuck to the wall.
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  And then I showed her where it was.
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  You like led her over to it.
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  Okay.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  Cool.
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  You got a good janitor?
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  You like your janitor?
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  Yeah, they have one for the boys and one for the girls.
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  they have two janitors, like a boy janitor and a girl janitor?
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  that's smart in elementary school.
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  That's wise.
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  Yeah, okay.
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  You know your janitor's probably one of the hardest working people at your school.
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  Yeah.
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  You wanna know why?
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  Yeah, and they have to clean what room in sp in particular.
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  That's right.
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  And what's in the bathroom?
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  Yes, and poop.
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  And pee.
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  It's weird because you're doing this like grossed out tongue out of your mouth thing, but normally pee and poop would just you would be giggling and um I'm sure it has nothing to
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  do with the fact that you have a microphone stuffed in front of your face.
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  Yeah.
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  Yep.
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  I don't call you stinky for nothing.
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  That's all I'm gonna say about that.
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  so you you're going into second grade.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  Yeah.
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  Do you think you're upstairs now, right?
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  Yeah.
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  Do you think the bathrooms are different up there?
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  I think they're the same but they're in different places.
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  Yeah, they might be on the other side.
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  Oh.
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  They might have the bathroom switch 'cause the boys are normally on on the left and the girls are on the ri right.
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  They might have the girls on the left and the boys on the right.
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  Huh.
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  Why would they do that?
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  Just to confuse people?
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  Uh they might a have accidentally.
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  I don't know why.
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  Yeah, maybe.
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  Well and it it they are different because boys, I don't know, have you ever seen like a boys bathroom?
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  It's fine if you haven't 'cause you're like But you've seen the like the where the boys pee the weird looking things, right?
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  like they're shaped as an oval and they're
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  Yeah, they're kinda weird, right?
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, so it's not just a matter of like the wrong sign in the wrong spot.
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  Like they actually are different on the inside.
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  I know.
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  But girls have more toilets.
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  Yeah, girls have more toilets.
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  The boys have less toilets because they normally just do it that way and those take up a lot of room.
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  Yep.
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  Well actually toilets take up more room.
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  So you can actually fit more boys in a bathroom at the same time than you can a girls.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  Because they have they have full toilets for girls.
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  They don't have any urinals.
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  That's what those are called.
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  They're urinals.
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  Yes.
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  And some what are you what are you looking at?
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  That picture that I drew you that skippity picture.
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  Yes, I forgot you did fan art for the show.
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  So um This was Sarah and it has a video.
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  I you're not on the video, but that's okay.
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  So she did a a privy cast.
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  You can see the toilet with there's the poop in it.
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  See you know it's poop because it's brown, huh?
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  Yeah.
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  Um and then we have another privy cast
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  Made by Hunter's amazing daughter.
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  And look, there's more poop in the toilet.
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  And
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  It says you a you're awesome privy people, is that what it says?
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  Yeah.
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  And then it's got a poop heart.
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  And then on the back
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  Privycast.
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  oh See that's the first like fan art that I've ever had.
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  I like to put I'm gonna put it up here because that way it stays in the podcast and people can kinda see it in the background up there.
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  I like to put weird things that I find that are bathroom related in here.
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  It's the first time you really looked back here, huh?
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  Yeah.
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  Did you know this is a magnet?
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  Yeah.
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  I knew it was a magnet because we have one.
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  So I want you to save your other story, but I I have some questions that I ask everybody.
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  Before I get into those, I wanna ask you a question that I think you as the resident bathroom professional little girl would be able to answer.
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  And that is why in the world are little kids fascinated with poop?
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  Because they think the world's the word is silly.
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  the word poop.
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  So it's just a word.
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  But like
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  They think it's like the meaning.
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  So like you guys will play Among Us and there's there's like you can make a poop on your head Or you guys are like
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  Well I do that because you do privy cast.
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  Is that the only reason?
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  Yeah.
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  But like why did they make that?
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  Like it's obvious that people want to do it.
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  So why do you think little kids or like you have a game called Silly Poopy?
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  I mean, they could have made it silly hardy or silly monkey and made it a monkey shaped toy, but it's specifically a poop shaped toy.
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  That
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  That it's rainbow and lights up.
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  And there's lots of like you have like poop squishes.
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  I know you have like a rainbow poop squish.
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  Don't you?
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  Or maybe it's ice cream and I just thought it was poop.
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  Oh, well whoops.
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  an ice cream at Salado.
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  An ice cream axolotl.
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  Kids don't confuse poop and ice cream.
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  It's very important that you do not
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  do that.
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  Yeah, because in Among Us they were trying to make an ice cream scoop and it looked like a poop so I use it that hat as a poop hat.
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  Oh, so it's supposed to be ice cream.
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  Yeah.
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  But some of this stuff is poop, but it's just like rainbow poop emojis and stuff.
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  Like why do kids like that?
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  Um, maybe it's just because the they've heard of it from older siblings and their older siblings think it's funny.
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  Yeah, from maybe it's just because people do it and they just think it's silly.
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  So okay.
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  So because people poop, they think that that it's silly.
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  Well that people
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  Why do kids think poop is funny?
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  Is poop funny?
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  Like if somebody farts in your class does does everybody laugh?
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  Why do you think they do that?
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  Because it sounds weird?
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  Yeah.
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  And it's so And everybody knows what and everybody knows exactly what it is too.
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  Yep.
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  Yep.
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  Like that.
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  Yep.
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  So okay, so but specifically I feel like these poop emoji things are aimed at little girls.
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  More I feel like they're aimed at little girls more 'cause they're like rainbow and pink.
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  You know what I'm talking about?
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  Uh there there is a boy one.
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  Do you think they're just trying to make poop cute?
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  Maybe.
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  Hmm.
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  It's a dangerous move.
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  Maybe that's I think they already have like an emoji movie.
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  Yeah.
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  And there's like a poop guy.
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  Movie you
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  Yeah, a poop movie.
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  Yeah, like cartoon poops about like a poop trying to escape the toilet.
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  the toilet.
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  I thought you were gonna say the butt.
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  I was like they're pretty good at escaping that.
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  Yeah.
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  The toilet.
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  They're in the toilet.
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  They have to exp They're trying to escape the toilet so that they don't Yeah.
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  So they're trying to escape but the kid forgot.
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  think you've actually I think you've actually accidentally described Mr.
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  Hanky the Christmas Poo.
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  Like I think that is what he is.
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  Okay, it's on a TV show that you're not allowed to watch because you're too little.
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  But he does have a fun song and he's very Christmas theme.
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  Mr.
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  Hanky the Christmas Poo.
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  But yeah, you've heard me singing that at Christmas.
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  because you got a Christmas poop and you named him Hank.
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  No, his name is Mr.
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  Hanky.
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  That's his name.
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  Yeah, it's a Mr.
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  Hanky.
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  That what you were singing in at the church?
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  Yeah.
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  That sentence is wild by the way.
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  Is that why you were singing Mr.
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  Hanky the Christmas poop at church?
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  Sorry.
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  That one that only one time?
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  Well no.
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  I've done it many times.
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  Um Okay.
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  Okay.
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  So may so thinking it's cute, trying to make it fun.
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  Maybe a poop movie in the works.
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  Maybe.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Do you think parents would take their kids to watch that movie though?
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  Or do you think the parents would be like, That's too gross.
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  I'm not watching
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  Maybe the moms would not want to do that with their kids, but the dads might take
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  dads like poop more than moms?
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  Yeah.
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  Why do you think that is?
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  Mm, Vika, I don't know, I'm not a grown-up.
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  That's true.
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  That's true.
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  You're not a grown-up.
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  That's true.
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  That's true.
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  Um, okay, so uh that was one of the that was one of the little kick questions.
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  the other thing is, silly poopy.
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  You do you wanna tell us tell us about what is silly poopy?
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  Describe this game to us.
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  Well, it's basically hide and seek but instead of a person hiding they hide silly poopy, they hit the silly poopy button and then when the other person finds him they hit it again
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  and it sings the silly poopy song.
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  So it's like a little I know what it is, but for the people that might not have heard about what it is, it's like a little it's like a little plastic yeah, it's like a little
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  gadget toy shaped like a p poop.
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  That yes, that sings to you to help you find him while it's
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  he says hey.
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  Hey, over here.
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  You will somebody please find where to go.
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  Yeah.
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  And it gives you hints.
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  I wonder how many times people have at like little kids, I'm thinking like four year olds, three and four year olds have gotten a hold of silly poopy and gone, Well, poop goes in
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  the toilet and they they s like tried to hide silly poopy in the toilet.
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  You think that's ever happened?
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  Probably if they're like three and they just got it, they would be like Toilet, go, toilet.
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  Yeah.
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  I could see that.
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  I could see that.
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  Do you ever remember flushing anything down the toilet when you were a little kid?
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  Well, when I was a little kid I was wearing my my
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  my one of my favorite bows in my hair.
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  Uhhuh.
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  And I went to the bathroom and it fell out and mom flushed the toilet and my bow went down down the toilet and then a couple minutes later when I was brushing my hair out more, mhm
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  I felt my hair and I couldn't find my bow.
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  It's gone, huh?
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  And then we figured it out that we flushed it down the toilet.
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  And that was so sad.
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  Yeah.
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  And the shower.
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  Do you know that like in all the time of you and your brother wearing diapers when you were babies?
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  Mm-hmm.
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  He rarely ever pee or pooped on me, but you definitely did.
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  Yep.
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  You y you're not you're not that's it's not your fault 'cause you were a baby.
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  You can't help it.
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  But like definitely fart blasted.
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  Me.
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  Um okay, so I have some questions I ask everybody.
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  Um so I'm gonna ask you these and then I have another question at the end to come back to, okay?
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  Okay, daddy.
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  And if you don't know the answer, I'm gonna I we'll explore it a little bit.
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  But what what is do you know what your favorite type of toilet paper is?
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  I don't know the name but it has like that swerve and it's s yeah.
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  It's Charmin.
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  This is not Charmin or else I would I would sample it.
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  Um is it what grandma and grandpa have?
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  Yeah, because it's easy to rip and it's feels soft and nice.
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  Charmin, if you would like a f if you would like free advertisement from the mouth of babes, you just heard it here.
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  Soft and easy to rip.
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  That's the that's the best like
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  Unlike the straight peel toilet paper.
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  Like mom and dad's peasant paper.
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  Because then when you go to rip it it just It does rips weird.
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  Yeah, that's even from me.
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  I did that.
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  You did this?
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  When did you use my toilet?
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  You're not telling?
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  Not telling I'm pretty sure I used this toilet after you did, because I used it today while you were at grandma's still.
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  Before S before Salce found me I might have forgot flush the toilet up.
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  Someone flushed
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  Bruh, forgot to flood.
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  So that is from I don't know, I just do I just do it and then I like did I flush or not?
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  I probably flushed so then I just do i and then I just go out.
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  And that was when we were playing
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  whoever else to find it.
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  Yeah.
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  my gosh.
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  And that's when we were playing hide and seek with Silas.
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  I took a break to go to the
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  You like so you like Charmin, the beautiful bears.
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  That's their mascot is a bear.
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  Did you know that?
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  Oh Charmin, the toilet paper that you like?
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  Yeah.
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  Their mascot is a bear.
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  Mm-hmm.
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  Yep.
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  Yep.
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  The bear.
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  bear, there's a kid bear.
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  Yep.
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  There's a mommy and daddy bear and a and a little kid bear that I know of.
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  Um when you have toilet paper on the roll, Sarah, do you think that it should fold over like this or that it should go behind?
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  That it should go over because then you don't have to do this.
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  So it's a reaching problem for you?
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  Yeah.
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  really?
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  So do you really think it's that I mean it's not that f much farther?
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  Your mom also likes it to go over too.
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  Same.
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  Grandma also does.
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  'Cause just easier to grab it because then you have to do like get push the top like that and then you have to get it down.
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  Hmm.
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  So there's a little more work to do to wipe if you got it the other way.
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  Okay.
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  Um when you take a bath, do you like bar soap or liquid soap?
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  I already know the answer, but like what do you like?
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  Do you know what that what the difference is?
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  Uh, one of them is like shaped in a shape and it's not in a bottle.
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  Yeah.
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  It's bar soap.
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  It's like what I have back in the Yeah.
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  So which one do you like?
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  I like
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  For my body I would like the bar soap.
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  really?
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  You like the bar sub for your body, huh?
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  Only if it's the certain crime.
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  Make sure you do that.
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  Yeah.
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  So then you like liquid soap on your hair.
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  It's kinda hard to do a bar soap on your hair.
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  That'd be weird, huh?
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  That would not work very well.
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  that's a good point.
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  I never really thought about that.
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  Uh Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Do you like taking baths?
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  Baths, but not really showers.
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  you prefer the baths to the shower.
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  See I'm the opposite.
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  I hate baths.
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  Yeah, it's 'cause you don't like sitting down in the bathtub.
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  Yeah.
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  Well mostly it's because do you know how like sometimes grandpa will make that that sun tea where he puts all those tea bags in the big jar in the back patio?
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  Yeah.
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  And it they just kinda soak in that water and it turns into tea.
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  I feel like a bath is like that, but I'm the tea bag.
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  And it's just soaking me and just getting me juice.
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  I showers are kinda better than best because if you're dirty Yeah then it gets all over the top and you're sitting in your disgustingness.
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  As in a shower the p plug is up and all that gross stuff can get through.
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  Yep.
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  Like hair and stuff, but you don't want hair in
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  want hair to get through.
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  Why do you not want hair to go down the drain?
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  It will plug your drain.
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  Yeah.
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  We just had ma we just had dad go and fix it because me and my mom's hair were stuck in the drain so it wouldn't go down even if the plug
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  Were you surprised how much hair I pulled out of there?
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  Yeah.
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  Because I normally get in the bathtub and when I see hair on the ground I think about like getting it stuck and I try to get it up.
• 21:14
  Well, I appreciate that.
• 21:15
  And you're a little, I don't I'm not really upset that much.
• 21:20
  But as you get older you have to remember to try to stick your hair to the wall.
• 21:24
  And then when you're done with your shower you just you know throw away.
• 21:27
  Mm-hmm.
• 21:28
  Yeah.
• 21:28
  Um, have you ever taken a shower in the dark?
• 21:32
  I have one time.
• 21:35
  It was scary.
• 21:37
  I tried I tried it but then I'm like nope, too dark.
• 21:41
  I can't see which soap.
• 21:42
  Because the soap I use I normally do it in mom you my dad's in mom's shower and silence sources.
• 21:55
  essentially has his own shower.
• 21:58
  And uh yeah.
• 22:00
  Unless he's not here and then I take it.
• 22:03
  Unless he's not here and then I take it.
• 22:04
  Yeah, that's true.
• 22:06
  like at baseball practice or something.
• 22:08
  So no dark shower, you're not a fan.
• 22:10
  I Would you ever like you know your brother sometimes has a drink in the shower?
• 22:17
  Yeah, sometimes have those princess bottles that I have.
• 22:23
  Yeah, those ones where you put it in and it like changes color.
• 22:27
  I put chocolate milk in it and then I just
• 22:29
  You've had chocolate milk in the shower?
• 22:31
  Yeah.
• 22:32
  No way.
• 22:33
  Have you actually?
• 22:34
  Yeah, mommy gave it to me and it Yeah, it said right on the back to a thing.
• 22:41
  Didn't the chocolate milk get weird while you were showering, like warm?
• 22:45
  No?
• 22:45
  No.
• 22:45
  Oh.
• 22:47
  I thought it would get we
• 22:48
  it was in the morning, we just got a new one.
• 22:52
  okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 22:54
  Have you ever had a snack in the shower?
• 22:56
  Like something to eat?
• 22:57
  Lollipop?
• 22:59
  Or like a
• 23:00
  had a snack in my mouth one when I were getting in because I had hot butter cereals going in I because before mom was done and I just snuck a handful and put it in my mouth and I
• 23:19
  went to the showers.
• 23:21
  I bet you I bet you a popsicle in the shower'd be
• 23:25
  Ooh, yeah, Johnny Pop.
• 23:27
  Little Johnny Pop in the shower.
• 23:28
  You have to try that maybe one.
• 23:31
  You like Johnny Pops?
• 23:32
  Yes, I also like some more.
• 23:34
  I like ice cream.
• 23:35
  What flavor or is a Johnny Pop?
• 23:37
  I don't even know.
• 23:38
  There is a raspberry, blueberry, there's different flavors.
• 23:43
  There's a raspberry, blueberry, strawberry, and and Yeah.
• 23:50
  Okay.
• 23:51
  And then there's the ones we have that are apple, orange, lemon.
• 24:02
  Green apple.
• 24:03
  Apple, orange, lemon, they're like mixed.
• 24:06
  And then blueberry strawberry and I don't know what the last one is because it's a purple.
• 24:18
  Yeah.
• 24:19
  Maybe it's grape.
• 24:21
  And they're all in one?
• 24:23
  Bar?
• 24:25
  Not well, the rainbow one and the berry one are two different
• 24:34
  I see.
• 24:34
  I see.
• 24:35
  We bought the rainbow one.
• 24:37
  Got it.
• 24:38
  Um, is there anything that people do in the bathroom that drives you nuts?
• 24:45
  That's like annoying?
• 24:46
  Uh.
• 24:48
  And it can be something your brother does if if there's something your brother does it annoys you.
• 24:52
  Well, that one time we forgot to put the curtain.
• 24:56
  We we just had to see through one and I went to go pr get my PJs on and I walked through the doors open, I'm like, What the heck It is so annoying.
• 25:08
  'Cause Silas was like, Don't look at me, get out
• 25:11
  Yeah.
• 25:15
  The door was open and I was going to change to my P J.
• 25:18
  Famous for not shutting the door right.
• 25:21
  That is true.
• 25:22
  It was a couple days before I threw up.
• 25:25
  Yeah.
• 25:25
  Is there anything else that people do in the bathroom that drives you nuts?
• 25:28
  Can be at school too.
• 25:29
  Like when you go in the bathroom and it's like, Ugh This again.
• 25:33
  When people put poop on the wall, that would be an easy
• 25:36
  people don't flush the toilet and it has like diarrhea and stuff in it and I'm like and then I just close the door to the to my favorite stall.
• 25:48
  It's the second last one because not a lot of people go in it.
• 25:53
  Because they're used to going in the first, second or fourth one.
• 25:59
  'Cause they
• 26:00
  are there?
• 26:00
  What's four?
• 26:01
  There's four.
• 26:02
  so you go to stall three.
• 26:04
  I go to stall three because not a lot of people go in that one 'cause they think it's always dirty because they think a lot of people go in it.
• 26:12
  So I go in it because I know that.
• 26:15
  So it's not normally dirty.
• 26:17
  you like stall number three.
• 26:19
  So not the first one, not the second one and not the last
• 26:23
  number three is somehow dirty, I'll do the first.
• 26:27
  And if that one's dirty I'll do the third because the third is for the first graders that need extra help.
• 26:35
  And so it's normally clean when there's nobody coming on like like the b Yeah.
• 26:40
  Yeah.
• 26:41
  Got it.
• 26:42
  So I use that one.
• 26:43
  If like they're all dirty and they're like weird then I just go But then there was dirt in the back
• 26:48
  Dirty and weird.
• 26:50
  What is we what is weird?
• 26:51
  Is this just like it's gross.
• 26:53
  Dirt.
• 26:55
  Poop on the wall.
• 26:56
  You know that's pretty nice of you to not just use the nice stall on the end.
• 27:02
  Cause I definitely just used the big one when I was a kid.
• 27:06
  I was like, I'm going to the big one.
• 27:08
  But third stall is your move, huh?
• 27:11
  Right.
• 27:11
  um
• 27:14
  Yeah, there's wisdom there.
• 27:15
  Don't be afraid to use the one that everybody else is afraid to use.
• 27:19
  Good.
• 27:20
  Because then there's not a lot of people that use it and then it's normally clean.
• 27:23
  Yep.
• 27:24
  Uh yeah.
• 27:27
  Unless you're the culprit.
• 27:29
  It's like now if but here's the problem.
• 27:32
  oh.
• 27:33
  What's the problem?
• 27:34
  Ever people are gonna hear this.
• 27:36
  And now if people find the third stall destroyed, they're gonna be like, It was Sarah.
• 27:42
  Because no, because they don't think anybody goes in that stall.
• 27:48
  So they just don't go in there.
• 27:49
  lot of people just go Nope, the stall's normally dirty, we're not going in there.
• 27:53
  Huh.
• 27:55
  And it's normally clean so I'm like Tax I'm going in there.
• 27:59
  That's that's actually pretty smart.
• 28:00
  Um, do you we we don't eat out a lot.
• 28:05
  Mostly we eat at McDonald's 'cause that's what you and your brother will eat.
• 28:08
  We you guys get Yes, you guys get McDonald's once a week on Friday.
• 28:12
  You guys got extra McDonald's today though, I heard.
• 28:15
  Uh but we went in and we got to play on the
• 28:18
  Do you know when I worked in McDonald's I worked at did you know I worked at McDonald's like twenty years ago?
• 28:22
  Yeah.
• 28:23
  Okay.
• 28:24
  Did you know that when I worked at McDonald's one time a kid pooped in the top of the play structure and we had to shut the whole thing down?
• 28:32
  Like
• 28:33
  Probably like a baby or s
• 28:34
  he was like your age.
• 28:36
  He climbed up in there and he didn't want to quit playing and he pooped himself and then it got like on the plastic and we had to like shut down the whole play center.
• 28:44
  'Cause at this McDonald's the play center was a different room.
• 28:48
  I don't know if it is than the one in town.
• 28:50
  Well the one in town it has like the place where if you wanna be quiet and then it's doesn't have a door but it's you you can just walk straight through.
• 29:02
  Okay.
• 29:02
  Well the ours had two doors and we had to lock it and then my friend and I had to go out there and like spray it down and clean it.
• 29:10
  So we're like these high school kids who c had to climb up inside this thing and clean the poop out of the thing.
• 29:16
  Why wouldn't you just hire your
• 29:18
  We we were we were the people who were hired.
• 29:22
  We worked at McDonald's.
• 29:24
  That was our job.
• 29:25
  It was part of our job.
• 29:26
  It was like if they had something they need cleaned, you gotta go do it.
• 29:29
  What?
• 29:30
  So you were technically you've been a janitor for McDonald's.
• 29:35
  sort of.
• 29:36
  I I we were like they don't really have um I don't know if they do now, but back then back then they didn't really have janitors.
• 29:43
  It was just like the people who work there were expected to clean the bathroom.
• 29:48
  Did you know that I was a janitor for like twelve years?
• 29:52
  Yeah.
• 29:54
  I was a janitor for twelve years at a little bit in Montana, at a church in Montana, and then I did it at a place in Salem for like nine years af af later on.
• 30:04
  Yeah.
• 30:04
  Crazy, I didn't know that you were a janitor before.
• 30:08
  Yeah, I was a gen I I was a janitor longer than I've been a teacher.
• 30:12
  Or longer than I've worked at a church.
• 30:17
  That's how I got like fascinated with bathrooms is cause it was all this clean I had to clean bathrooms like four times a week.
• 30:23
  that why you like toilets?
• 30:25
  Cause Is that why you like toilets?
• 30:27
  Because you you like peep when people don't poop everywhere in the
• 30:32
  Yeah, I do like it when people don't poop everywhere, but it does make for a good story.
• 30:36
  Like if somebody absolutely just decimates a toilet, it's like I'm gonna talk
• 30:45
  Mm-hmm.
• 30:47
  Sometimes I'll be at work at the high school and I'll hear on the radio, uh, we've got a we've got a toilet problem in building whatever bathroom and I'll like go over there and
• 30:56
  try to look at it.
• 30:58
  And you like going to porta potties because then there might be something gross and you can make a story.
• 31:06
  Yeah.
• 31:06
  I like seeing what's in the porta potty because one time I cracked the lid of a porta potty seat and it was just almost all the way full, but there was one perfectly like clean
• 31:16
  Sprite Zero Sugar sitting on the mountain of turd that was inside.
• 31:23
  That's so fun.
• 31:25
  It was weird.
• 31:25
  Um okay.
• 31:27
  So but when you eat out, do you do you find is there any like certain foods that hurt your tummy?
• 31:32
  Mm, if I eat too many carrots too fast.
• 31:37
  Yeah, too many carrots too fast.
• 31:41
  this is out of food but if they if my brother or someone makes me laugh too hard for a long time I'll throw up.
• 31:50
  Yes, that is true.
• 31:52
  I've witnessed that happen.
• 31:54
  It somehow happens frequently in the car, which is always very frustrating.
• 31:58
  It's like, do we have to do the giggle party in the car?
• 32:01
  That's why I get upset.
• 32:02
  I'm like, stop.
• 32:04
  You're gonna get sick.
• 32:06
  And you're like Like a couple like wasn't it yesterday when south were going
• 32:17
  Yeah.
• 32:17
  It was yesterday.
• 32:18
  You guys are being weird.
• 32:21
  It's like knock it off.
• 32:23
  Driving me nuts.
• 32:24
  Um okay.
• 32:26
  Uh would you ever eat an orange in the shower like you eat an apple?
• 32:34
  What do you mean?
• 32:35
  I have
• 32:35
  So like you peel the orange and then you have an a you have an apple, right?
• 32:38
  And you just go like that, right?
• 32:40
  No.
• 32:41
  How do you eat an apple?
• 32:43
  Well I open it and then I take the little pieces.
• 32:49
  an apple.
• 32:50
  Mm, I would normally just bite it.
• 32:55
  or if I'm like not feeling that well and I'm hungry.
• 32:59
  No, we're not slicing the apple in this case.
• 33:01
  Biting the apple, right?
• 33:03
  So think about that, like that.
• 33:05
  But now you have the orange and you peel it, right?
• 33:08
  Mm-hmm.
• 33:08
  And then normally you pull the little plugs off and you have like a plug.
• 33:12
  Okay, but instead of pulling it all apart, you peel it and then you just like that.
• 33:18
  Like it like an apple.
• 33:19
  Yeah, but then it would get juice all three.
• 33:23
  But you're the shower, so it doesn't matter.
• 33:26
  Would you ever try that?
• 33:27
  Maybe when you're older.
• 33:30
  I think everybody should try it once in life.
• 33:34
  I've tried it many times.
• 33:36
  I've done it multiple times.
• 33:37
  Maybe I should tell our family members.
• 33:41
  Silas already knows about this.
• 33:42
  He's he's already done this show, remember?
• 33:46
  Yeah, that's why I wanted to do it because I know.
• 33:48
  'Cause I'm like, that's not fair, so I've got to be on a video.
• 33:51
  I wanna be on one too.
• 33:53
  Well and here you are.
• 33:55
  On one.
• 33:57
  Okay, so this is one of the questions that I ask everybody.
• 34:01
  Um, have you ever performed a waffle stomp?
• 34:07
  What's a waffle stomp?
• 34:08
  Okay, so you have to promise that you don't do this in our house.
• 34:13
  Okay.
• 34:14
  Okay.
• 34:14
  A waffle stomp is when you're in the shower and you're taking a shower and you have to go poop.
• 34:22
  And so you just poop into the bottom of the shower, but then to get it to go down you stomp on it to get the poop to wash down.
• 34:33
  You've never done
• 34:34
  I've never done that.
• 34:35
  I normally just get out, wipe myself off like with a towel on the ground.
• 34:41
  Like if there's a towel up there I'll jump, wipe myself off and go to the toilet.
• 34:46
  Right.
• 34:46
  But you wouldn't do that?
• 34:48
  I wouldn't do that, that's gross.
• 34:50
  Get all over your foot.
• 34:53
  Yeah, get on your over your foot.
• 34:55
  What do you think about people that do that?
• 34:56
  Because there's people that do it.
• 34:59
  They're a weirdo and they should never be trusted.
• 35:03
  Well, what if people have done it a couple of times just to see how it goes?
• 35:08
  Then they're a dummy and they shouldn't be trusted.
• 35:12
  Alright.
• 35:14
  You should not be doing that if you've done it.
• 35:18
  You've done
• 35:19
  yeah.
• 35:20
  Yeah, I've done it I've done it at least three times.
• 35:24
  I've never done it in this house though.
• 35:27
  Yep.
• 35:28
  Or in our old house.
• 35:29
  Never did in our old house.
• 35:30
  You did it.
• 35:31
  When did you do it?
• 35:32
  did it at the apartment where we used to live before you were born and then uh yeah.
• 35:39
  We don't need to talk about the other place I did it.
• 35:41
  Um anyway, okay so no it's a it's a hard no for you on the stomp, huh?
• 35:47
  Okay, she gives it a it gives it a vomit.
• 35:50
  Um but two final questions, but do you wanna share that other story that you had?
• 35:55
  I might have forgot it.
• 35:57
  That's okay, you can save it 'cause we'll probably get to do a part two one day in the future.
• 36:01
  That'd be fun.
• 36:02
  Um, okay, so I have two questions to ask you.
• 36:07
  The first is what do you think?
• 36:10
  Like what is your take, your perspective, how do you feel about the fact that I do a podcast about bathrooms?
• 36:17
  And think it's silly and you should keep going.
• 36:19
  Doing You think it's silly, but I ca I should keep doing it.
• 36:22
  Mm-hmm.
• 36:22
  Yeah.
• 36:23
  Do you do do any of your friends know that I do this?
• 36:26
  I might have told my friends a couple of my friends that you do it so that they know.
• 36:34
  And they're like, Huh?
• 36:36
  What's it on?
• 36:38
  And you're like everything.
• 36:40
  No.
• 36:40
  I don't know.
• 36:41
  It's on everything.
• 36:44
  It's on the things that they if you can get a podcast, it's on it.
• 36:48
  Yep.
• 36:49
  So you think that this is fun?
• 36:52
  Silas said it was unnecessary.
• 36:56
  What?
• 36:56
  Yeah.
• 36:57
  He thinks it's too much.
• 37:01
  It's so funny when you do the tasting.
• 37:04
  yeah, there's no tasting today.
• 37:05
  Maybe that's what we'll do on your second episode is we'll do a tasting.
• 37:10
  Yeah.
• 37:11
  Well you it would be food things.
• 37:12
  I'm not gonna have you taste nothing Tasting not food is my thing.
• 37:18
  oh Tasting real food that I have not tried.
• 37:22
  Like Dragon Flu.
• 37:24
  I
• 37:24
  Ooh that's what we could do family dragon fruit.
• 37:27
  family dragon fruit night.
• 37:29
  Yeah, and then we could we have two toilets and so it'll be interesting to see how all four of us deal with that.
• 37:35
  We might have to go to grandma's house.
• 37:38
  Yeah, use their two phones.
• 37:39
  Um, okay, and then the last question I have, do you have any wisdom or advice to tell people as a seven year old almost second grade girl when it comes to the bathroom?
• 37:51
  What bathroom advice do you have for people?
• 37:54
  Don't be gross.
• 37:55
  Don't be gross.
• 37:56
  What was that what does that look like?
• 37:57
  How does a person not be gross?
• 38:00
  Not rub it on the thing.
• 38:01
  Good good advice.
• 38:02
  Don't s I'm good good advice.
• 38:06
  Don't rub it on the wall.
• 38:07
  Don't stomp on it.
• 38:08
  What else can they do to not be gross?
• 38:11
  Wash your hand And make sure you flash the toilet.
• 38:16
  Yep.
• 38:16
  That's good advice.
• 38:17
  That's sound advice.
• 38:19
  Yeah, but it's kinda hard to do that one.
• 38:22
  Which one of those do you think is the least gross if you don't do it?
• 38:28
  the knoffles toilet.
• 38:30
  Because it's not gonna harm anyone, it's just a toilet.
• 38:33
  It's just kinda weird when you walk in and you're like, huh?
• 38:36
  And it's staring back at you, like, hey Flush me.
• 38:39
  Flush me.
• 38:40
  Flush me.
• 38:43
  I've been old now.
• 38:45
  I'm I need.
• 38:46
  back in the day, like long time ago, people wouldn't flush the toilet every time because they were raised to save water.
• 38:56
  And so you would only flush like after two or three bathroom jobs.
• 39:00
  And so e I remember going over to like family members who were older, their house growing up, and sometimes they would just have like peer poop in the bowl and it's like what am I
• 39:11
  supposed to do now?
• 39:13
  Flush it?
• 39:14
  And then you flush it and then you flush it again 'cause you're done and they're like, Don't flush the toilet so much.
• 39:19
  And it's like, Bruh, I'm gonna flush this toilet.
• 39:22
  Watch it.
• 39:25
  Well, Sarah, thank you for being on the show.
• 39:28
  Is there anything else that you wanna say about bathrooms before I close out the show?
• 39:37
  Mm.
• 39:39
  Do stuff correctly and don't be a dummy or be
• 39:45
  Don't be a dummy in the bathroom.
• 39:47
  It's good advice.
• 39:49
  Well, Sarah, thank you again.
• 39:51
  I appreciate you doing this.
• 39:52
  I know it's a little weird, but it's kind of fun.
• 39:56
  It's talking about bathrooms.
• 39:57
  Um listener, thank you so much for joining us and listening.
• 40:02
  uh you can follow us at Privycast.
• 40:06
  Send me an email, Privycast at gmail.com.
• 40:08
  We have a website, privy dash cast.com.
• 40:11
  Go check those out.
• 40:13
  This has been another episode of Privy.
• 40:15
  Thank you for listening.
• 40:16
  Thank you, Sarah, for being here.
• 40:18
  And now, as always, do you know what I say at the end of every episode?
• 40:21
  Don't.
• 40:23
  Don't don't forget.
• 40:27
  Don't forget to flush.
• 40:29
  And then we just cram it right back here.
• 40:41
  Did you know I do that every single time?
• 40:44
  No.
• 40:45
  I thought you'd just go to the bathroom during your podcast.
• 40:48
  No, no, I just flush it.
• 40:51
  How